Nonsensical Nonsense 112 Your mom loves us

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Speaker: What's going on everybody? Welcome to a brand new episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. Calm down Blacktop Mojo. We'll get to you guys later. I'm Glick. Hopefully you guys had a good week here enjoying your weekend so far. Go ahead and get this out there real quick if you're not already. Go ahead and check us out on all social media at Nonsenseical Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok.

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Speaker: basically actors or actresses that are in every movie, you know their faces and you don't know their names. So if you want to go ahead and put you a little list together, go ahead and shoot that to us on our email. Again, nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. And we will dive into that later into the second hour as the guys and I draft our starting five tonight. Now you only need five picks. That's all you need. It's easy. Then we'll get it all up on social media and we'll let people vote on it. Who has the best starting five list?

Speaker: Jesus fucking Christ, Jay. It's too early. Here, go ahead and bring Jeffrey and Tony up. What's going on, Jeff? What is up, sir? Gonna fucking strangle him already. We're not even five minutes into this show. I know. He's barely through the intro, and I went and got my ears lowered. Looking all clean and pretty. You got your beard shaved off.

Speaker: Yeah, I got it cut down short, got it trimmed up. It's all nice and... Yeah, you could have left it bushy, but now we've got three stages of beard growth. Speaking of three stages of beard growth, let me bring Tony in here. He's at the pre -puberty stage. Yeah. Look, why'd you got to come in here hostile already? Right off the bat. Hostile is shit for no reason. Oh, shit on me.

Speaker: Look, we are, we're like the three stages of beard growth. There's the little baby boy over there getting punked out by Snoop. What do they look at, y 'all? What's happening? Well, I have a news article in News Tonight that says differently, Tony, so. I do have to say, I do have to say, the first person that saw the beard, I sent pictures of my wife and she just sent me a gift going,

Speaker: Here's the thing. Who do I have to look good for? My wife at home. She just told you, huh, stupid? You don't have to look good for it. She said, you know what, motherfucker, you're on camera at least twice a week, asshole. You have to have good luck. You don't have to look good for anybody. Do it for your fucking self, Jeffrey. It's good for your mental stability.

Speaker: Yeah, I don't see anybody. I don't see anybody on a daily basis. I still keep my beard cleaned up. I still keep my hair cleaned up. I don't know. I got to fix the back. I got this cowlick back here. Yeah, I got one, too. That's why I just have them. Yeah, I need to go back and have them cut off just a little bit extra. That's one of the reasons that I have my hair cut the way it is because it cuts the cowlick off. So before...

Speaker: Before we jump too far into the show, as I said, I do wanna start trying to put the top 10 in the beginning of the show, but I know everybody, this is only going to affect half's viewers. It's not really gonna affect anybody else that listens to us. So Jay, what's up Chris, what's going on with y 'all? So starting effective now, we have tonight's show, Monday, Wednesday, Saturday of next week,

Speaker: And then Monday, the first Monday of May, starting May 4th, HABS is going away on the 5th of May. We are going to a new platform.

Speaker: uh may 4th the first show so we will be on facebook youtube and twitch exclusively you guys can find us all there so if you guys are not already go ahead and follow nonsensical nonsense on youtube twitch and facebook because we are going to be jumping onto the stream yard

Speaker: Uh bandwagon, I guess you could say jeff and I were on there last night and played with it absolutely There's a couple people that's already over there I knew about it Um, it's fucked but you gotta pay for it and i'll be guilty of saying I was trying to find a free one That we did not have to know I was doing the same I got that Chris and I were talking about it. It's it's so complicated to do a free one

Speaker: that is worth the damn and can get more than one person up here at a time. More than two people up at a time. And multicast. And multicast, right. And allow me to pull audio and all that stuff. Exactly. And we did, we did, we played around with a couple, what, like four or five different ones last night.

Speaker: But when we got on StreamYard, man, we fell in love. Holy crap. It was like seeing your woman for the first time. We were just like, how are you doing? No. StreamYard, StreamYard's nice. Tony, we're going to have a lot of fun. Like the first time I saw Nia long, I was like, what's up? It is podcast user friendly. There's a lot more features on there that we're going to be able to do, that we're going to be able to utilize. I was thinking about it today, Jeff, with like the banners and stuff like that when we started five.

Speaker: podcast email in the fucking banner There's gonna be a lot of features that are gonna be very nice for us it's gonna be more beneficial for us so and

Speaker: We had fun. We were just playing around with the stream, with the stream yard service, as opposed to actually talking. I think we maybe said like 35, 40 words in the hour and a half. What's up, Golf Hawk? What's up, Roger? How's it going? How's it going with y 'all? And like, if we wanted to bring somebody up, they don't have to have an account.

Speaker: No, you can come on as a guest because that's what I have. Which is cool as hell. I got to log in and everything. I just can't broadcast. Well, yeah, exactly. I mean, if you want to broadcast by yourself, that's something you'd have to pay for. But for the show, we have a... I won't get into that, but...

Speaker: uh it's taken care of right it's taken care of and uh but like i said we brought up Chris's poster last night we have a we have a silent corporate sponsor yes that's what's up no that's that's legit that is paying for the uh paying for the uh the uh well and i do i do i do want to say uh apparently the silent

Speaker: would not take no for an answer. So I want to give a shout out to that person. I want to say thank you to this island donor.

Speaker: without push. It means a lot to me because that says that this person has a lot of faith in what we're doing and truly does enjoy what we do. So that means a lot to me. So when you got people complaining, then you got people helping you keep the platform going, you listen to the people helping the platform going. Maybe it is Russia. What's going on with apps and everything that's happening on that end. I was looking over some apps as well.

Speaker: I know you don't want to talk about it into the ground, but I did see quite a few, a lot of the older apps that people used to use as far as video conferencing and broadcasting came up as well. But StreamYard has been the one I've been hearing more than anything in this go down.

Speaker: I know Twitch is an option, but I don't know about Twitch and broadcasting. Well, it won't multi. Yes. So you got to look at the multi broadcast. Even the one you brought up, Tony, was it's a good platform except for there's no video. Tomorrow airtime. Yeah.

Speaker: Every time you can do the video, you do the video. You just can't multicast. You can't pull the audio. It makes my life a living hell. And when I download the audio off of

Speaker: off of StreamYard. Yes. When we get done with the podcast. It pre -edits. It pre -edits. So, it's it's post ready. Okay. Yeah. So, I download it by the bing by the boom. It's on anchor. Bang. Yeah, we we I said we we we were on there for about an hour and a half last night.

Speaker: uh probably and we brought up we were at chris's broster and and chatted with him for a little bit and you know just kind of check out the different features and yeah we're gonna have some fun okay cool yeah whatever's good new features are so good let me say to any and everybody here on haps we've been talking about it for the past couple of days

Speaker: There was a lot of don't worry about it It's not going away and all of a sudden the word popped out So even people who didn't think it was going anywhere got messed up for me. I just want to say I Told you fuckers And it was going away the dodo just like periscope and There's some of you fuckers on this app that are to blame for that

Speaker: Yeah, and honestly, we could get on that later. But to me, I'm going to tell the admins, perhaps, honestly, and I'm going to give this right up here on this podcast from a pretty reliable source. When you come back, we'll be ready. Let me make this clear. We won't. We'll be moved on. What we're going to do, what we have been doing, and how we've been enjoying ourselves, there are quite a few of us ready for

Speaker: the new phase, if you will. As I said, this is a fantastic idea. This is a fantastic platform, but unfortunately the creators and whatnot are jackasses. He said that shit I didn't. I've said it in the past. I've said it to one of them. I don't care.

Speaker: No, you know, I have I think so they first started they shot themselves in the part of the show. Chris and I called it early. Well, Chris called it to me and I kind of agreed is that they it was more of a quick cash grab.

Speaker: I understand that from a business aspect. And I see what you're saying in the chat. I understand that. I'm watching that as well. I could fully understand it, because what's crazy is that's what just happened seven months ago. So why else would we be here? Y 'all let me know. That's the thing. Periscope disappeared. Well, we do have to give absent subs. If it wasn't for absent, we would not know Tony. Yep, so fucking listen. I don't pay attention. I'd be all right. Put that around me.

Speaker: I'm just kidding. No, I'm happy with that. We've been looking over the past year. Oh, no, we've had fun. For me, I tell everybody, the start of 5 is one of the main reasons I wanted to be here. I have a fucking ball with that shit. If you can't enjoy just doing the start of 5 alone, everybody has a talk show. And for me, it was the start of 5. It was fun for me to do this shit. So everybody I've been here, when we do the start of 5 every week, get your asses up here.

Speaker: Don't worry, Gulf. We're going to be on YouTube. That's a good question. I like that. I don't know. But we're still going to be on YouTube. Like I said, you guys, if you're not following us already on Twitch, YouTube, or Facebook, that's where you're going to catch the live shows at. So go give nonsensical nonsense a follow, whatever, because starting the fourth will be officially on StreamYard. Damn, Kevin.

Speaker: But no, like I said, this app was Doom. I've been on here since the beginning, much like Tony and some other people. This app was Doom from Jump Street, but I have met some awesome people and I've had a lot of fun on it. Like I said, it's a fantastic platform and it's a fantastic idea and a concept and whatnot. But the creators and the admins kind of shot themselves in the foot with it because, I don't know, they were just,

Speaker: smoking rocks or what they were doing but... Those are the words of Glick, not Tony or Jeff. If you don't like it, well, you know where I'm at. Monday, Wednesdays, and Saturdays. Something you said earlier, Chris. It's not necessarily the admin's fault. It comes down to certain people on this app that just come in and talk shit. Well, it's not that, but I mean, the admins and the creators.

Speaker: Well, the admins and the creators had certain ideas and stuff like that that were never going to work. And then they started pushing the wrong type. I mean, you get on the Haps at any time of day. And once a week or once every other week, they change it. And it's the same freaking person being pushed. And I have a hard time following people that

Speaker: you know finding people that I follow their lives because they're pushing these freaking jerk -off musicians so hard it's like look if they if these musicians were going to be anything they would have been something on periscope they're still doing the same exact thing that they were doing on periscope on here you know there you go

Speaker: And you're pushing them, and you're burying people, or you're pushing people who sit there and stare at the camera, or you're pushing people that don't even turn their fucking camera on. And it's like, you've got people that are creating actual science.

Speaker: If it's 2022 and you've been selling weed since 1999, you ain't moved up the crack by now. I ain't got enough time to deal with your ads. So, you know, you're not, they're not pushing the right people. You got people on here that are doing serious content. I'm not talking about just us. James does a workout thing every morning, which, you know, if that's your thing, that's your thing. But I've watched it because I like James and he's entertaining. So I'll watch it from time to time.

Speaker: Bathurst does his daily thanks and stuff like that. Ed comes in here with his teaching and stuff like that. And I enjoy watching these guys, but it's a struggle to find them. What's his name? Tony, what's the guy that brought us up on Twitter? What's his name?

Speaker: Michael Bathurst. Yeah, Bathurst. That's what I was talking about. He's pretty much the Mr. Rogers of our neighborhood. He really has moved each other through him. And I always say that I always call him the Mr. Rogers, because he was the guy. A lot of us made each other through him or own his broadcast. All right, Casey.

Speaker: Is that not scary? Hey, little girl. But it's one of those things. But let's go on to our next little quicksy subject. And as Chris said, we're only going to spend a few minutes on this. We are going to StreamYard, Cameron. So we will be on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch. But we are going to be using StreamYard for all the podcast things. Yeah, you won't be able to watch us live on StreamYard, but you can watch us on all our

Speaker: You watch us live on Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch. And we checked the delay. The delay is 30 seconds, if that. If that. On StreamYard? Yeah. On StreamYard. We checked the delay also and we switched it. Chris, right now, with the service we have, because we haven't actually paid for the full year yet, but with the free service, Chris was able to switch from YouTube to Facebook within milliseconds, and the delay is literally

Speaker: Like comment for seconds the comments come we can see your name if you give access to it We see where you're from where you're if you're watching on YouTube if you're watching on Twitch if you're watching on Wherever we see it we can highlight them. There's so much. There's a lot that we can do a play with Sadie actually popped in last night. But yeah, so I don't want to spend a lot of time on this

Speaker: Yeah. I don't want to spend a whole lot of time on this because I don't want Jeff to have the opportunity to spoil anything. No, you don't want to feel it. Okay, okay. But the Batman. The Batman. Just give us your opinion. I watched it. What do you think? I started watching it last night and started getting tired because it is a three hour long fucking movie. Yeah, but it didn't feel like three hours. And there was a couple of cards where I was like, okay, it's ending, right? And I looked and I was like, fuck, I still got like 45 more minutes to go. And I finished it today. Phenomenal.

Speaker: Yeah, it was amazing. Tony, I kind of agree what you're saying with the Batmobile. I liked it. It was cool. It does look like something you would build in your garage as opposed to the other Batmobiles. You know what it looks like? But you know what it looks like? It looks like a dirt track race car. It is. Yeah, I like it. But you also got to remember. You also got to remember. But it's a different engine. Yeah, you also got to remember.

Speaker: In the movie, not really a spoiler because I've seen it on previews and I've heard it talked about. Right. You see, he's only two years in to be a Batman, so he doesn't have all the cool gadgets and stuff. I can actually imagine that in the first, like, 20 minutes. Yeah. Okay, so let me save you a headache. I'm really gonna piss you off. Go ahead. That car looked like the car in Fast and Furious. It is. It's the same car, but it didn't look like it. It's the same body style. The engine in the movie. But the thing is, okay, when you first see it,

Speaker: That was the fucking dopest scene. He sits there revving it up. And that's what, and the problem I have with it is you're, my guess is you're looking at 1500 horsepower, easy, all wheel drive, and he handles it like it was a golf cart. Just, it handles like it's on rails. Either way, either way, but you guys, we all three enjoyed the movie. Did you see his Corvette?

Speaker: Yeah. That is the rarest form of Corvette there is. As a 1963 Corvette in triple black, it was fucking gorgeous. And when I realized it was a 63, I'm gonna shit myself. I will tell everybody that I finally figured out what his mom's last name was before she got married.

Speaker: The mom backstory was interesting. I like that. I've never seen that. That's never been told before. Never been talked about. And I like how they, they, they explained, um, the two families, the Waynes and the Larkums. That I'd never heard before either. Right. And I was like, oh, okay. Your boy that played the Riddler? Fucking priceless. Oh my God. The interrogation scene? Priceless. Oh my God. I have a problem with, uh, the,

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker: I didn't have a problem with that. That was easy. Because you never saw the city like that. Yeah, that was a problem I had. I was like, why is the city so low? Most cities can be. A lot of cities are like that. New Orleans is like 30 feet below sea level. Six feet below sea level. Yeah, but I mean right next to - Charleston, yeah. Charleston is like - I've been into that sections of New York, but I mean it's not that low. Charleston. Charleston is like 80.

Speaker: So that was the aspect of terrorism. It's also an aspect of how easy it is we can destroy, which we're so used to. Downtown Charleston, I get the battery. It floods when high tide comes in. It doesn't flood the house or anything, but one day I was down there doing services. Perfectly dry, sunny, normal day I walked out, and the water was up to my shins at my truck. It was almost to my door on my truck, just because high tide, it came in. Didn't rain or anything.

Speaker: You know Charleston was like 10 feet below sea level. I gotta say Zoe Kravitz killed it. She did good. She did good. My man that played Alfred. The nails on Falcone was dope. My man that played Alfred.

Speaker: Right? That's the dude from Avengers. He's the guy in Black Panther. Yeah, he's good. Yeah, he's good. Really? Not on my list, but I saw him and I instantly saw him. And the problem is he looks a lot like the Alfred from Gotham.

Speaker: When you first see him, at first I was like, at a glance, when he first pops on the screen before he sees him. When he first comes on the screen, I was like, did they use the same one from Gotham? Well, on HBO Max, there is a show called Pennywise.

Speaker: Right. And it's Alfred or Pennyworth, something like this. And it's Alfred. It's Alfred just before he meets Thomas Wayne and meets Thomas Wayne. So it tells Alfred's backstory. I've watched the first two episodes.

Speaker: Alfred ain't no fucking joke, y 'all. No, I'll tell you what, watching Gotham hear him tell stories. Oh, he's a badass in Gotham. And I was like, damn, he's a badass. But so as I said, obviously, all three of us thoroughly enjoyed the Batman. We all thought it was really good. I honestly didn't want to, because don't get me wrong, I like the actor.

Speaker: But I just didn't see him as Batman, so I was thoroughly impressed. Well, I was gonna say, I think he owned it. I think he was amazing. He's definitely, in my opinion, definitely better than Christian Bale. Christian Bale was a terrible Bruce Wayne.

Speaker: I had a problem with Bruce Wayne in this one. And I did not like the, on Batman. Robert Pattinson's Batman, when he talked, it was real smooth. It was a small octave.

Speaker: it wasn't a giant change like that and like I said this is only and this is only just after now they played it a little bit different in this movie obviously with the death of his parents and everything but this is only a couple years after his parents death so he's still going through that whole process so that that whole brooding and the Bruce Wayne brooding you know kind of tight thing battery was was good did you notice where he keeps his bataracts

Speaker: That was dope. I saw that and I was like, oh snap. That was cool. I have to have a question. What did he shove into his leg? Adrenaline. That's what I thought. It was an adrenaline, right? That's what I was thinking. I don't know why it was an adrenaline. Austin said, did he just shoot himself up with steroids? And I'm like, yes. She's like, that's some serious road rage. I was going to say quit the night. Because it was green. I want to say that.

Speaker: I want to say it was one of two things and it might come out down the road if they continue this, this Batman. It was either adrenaline, it was an adrenaline shot because he did take point blank shotgun to the chest or it was the same serum that Bane uses. That was my thought.

Speaker: So I'll admit it I I fell into the whole Twilight thing You know, I've seen them I Someone enjoyed them So

Speaker: seeing those and then getting ready to see this. I was like, whoa, this is gonna go one or two ways. Well, Austin, Austin watched the movie with me and I think he is now her favorite Batman ever.

Speaker: she was she's watched she's watched all the other batmans and stuff with me and that is her new favorite batman she she she's like he absolutely killed it she loved him as batman and there's one scene anybody who has not seen the movie that's going to be if this movie continues and it and it gains popularity and stuff like that

Speaker: and even down the road it might already be considered an iconic scene down the road between two characters, two of the main characters. I don't want to get too far into it. We'll give it another week or two and I'll bring it up again and tell you what I'm talking about. That's what you get for eating on the show.

Speaker: I had one problem with the entire movie yes your boys would definitely get yours in my head and I was like wait what I

Speaker: And I the scene is right for two characters Separate going opposite directions. Hmm, and they're talking and their motorcycles are on top of a fucking building Don't worry about that. It's Batman and Catwoman. Don't worry about it It's vengeance in some horror

Speaker: But, yeah, it was good. I enjoyed it. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Don't forget to shut out the lights. Why don't we shut the lights out? Oh, yeah. No, it was a very good movie. I was impressed. I really liked it. And I liked it. I liked the problem as Batman. The only problem I had was a lot of the scenes were very poorly lit. They could have been lit a little bit better. Well, that was the whole... No, I get it. That's the whole concept. One thing that I surprisingly liked about the movie, because I hate this fucking band.

Speaker: That was one thing that was killing me throughout

Speaker: there's no movie there was not a movie ever made there was not a movie ever made because there was a couple nirvana songs in that that was not meant for fucking nirvana other than that damn movie because they fit so perfectly into it I was like where do I know that song

Speaker: And I looked it up and said, calm it down, it's rockin' Nirvana. Good fuckin' tune. And it fit perfectly. Like you could have written that song for that movie. Very good, very good. No, it's a very good movie. I hope they do continue it. I'd like to see where they go from there. I'd like to see a sequel because they set it up for a sequel with that, yeah.

Speaker: Austin kept thinking that Batman was going to die and I had to keep explaining to her that Batman doesn't die. Like he can't die. Like she's like, but he said, I'm like, I know what he said. I was like, I know what he says, but Batman can't die. I mean, obviously Batman doesn't die because, you know, look at, let me tell you.

Speaker: Spoiler Batman dies Batman dies about three -quarters of the way through the movie If there are certain drunk female individuals that you should not take advice from ever coaching You know what I agree Michael Keaton is They are I know I heard I

Speaker: And I am anxious to see her. I just don't know where. Do you know where it's going to be coming up? Yeah, in the Flash movie. Oh, OK. Well, once they find a new Flash, because apparently Ezra Miller is a jackass. That's joking. Got himself into a lot of fucking trouble. What do you do? What do you do? What hasn't he done? That is the question. You are a man, and one of the main characters of the world. And I'm almost thinking he's being set up.

Speaker: Possibly. Hollywood elitist. And what do you do? What is it being accused of doing? He's getting sick. What is he allegedly doing? It's the second charge of assault within a month, I think. Yeah. It's a very long...

Speaker: Did he run at somebody and hit them? Yes. On today's episode. He ran very fast to somebody and hit him. Punched him into the past. He hit him so hard. Unbelievable. You know, I don't know if you guys have been following the Johnny Jup trial.

Speaker: I'm not, I haven't, but I've been hearing about it. I've been, I've been hearing bits and pieces. The makeup company that Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's lawyer was like, Amber Heard's

Speaker: false information this weekend or this week. Oh no, Johnny was funny as fuck. No, he was, he was a trial man. He was plowing. They're like, did you pour a large pint? He's like a large pint. Yeah. He was having the last wine. There was a, there was a TikTok video so far. Somebody, somebody made a compilation video of Johnny Depp fucking with the, uh, the, uh, what the defense.

Speaker: when he was on the stage. And I was like, for the third time, yes, that was great. The defender who's like, did you say that you were make comments about her throat in a non -threatening or harmful manner? And Johnny Depp was like, what? Yeah, I told the bitch she could suck my dick. I mean.

Speaker: You know, there's a something popped up on tick tock apparently, you know, she was used to date Elon

Speaker: And there's pictures of her walk around with Elon Musk. And Elon's got bruises on his face. Ah, well, folks, let's introduce our brand new segment into the first hour. Not a brand new segment, but new to the first hour. We're going to move the top 10 to the first hour before Jeff goes on the conspiracy rants, because this motherfucker literally never leaves his bathroom and just watches TikTok and YouTube all day. No, I watched them all day today. No, it's Glitch Talk 10.

Speaker: I watched, I watched Gotham for most of the day today. Oh shit, it's already on HBO. What? The back wall? It was on HBO Monday, I told you that. Whoa, it was on... Regular HBO? It was going okay, but I'm looking at TV now, it was already on cable. Oh yeah, of course it's gonna be on cable, it's on HBO Max.

Speaker: What you call it they don't put it on the cable channel they put on the cable channel. Oh, I don't know Sometimes I told you to watch that shit was funny as hell That shit was funny as fuck

Speaker: It's not my opinion. It's not my opinion. It's not my opinion. I didn't, I didn't make the fucking, Oh, I got a new story for you guys in news. Yeah, buddy. Excellent. So let's get into this. This was probably going to be a multi parter. Okay.

Speaker: Hey Jay, you have a laptop, a cell phone, and probably a tablet. You can go enjoy Johnny Depp clips on your own time. Yes. This is my time! I've watched enough TikTok for today. But it's the 50 most interesting unknown facts you should know. Okay. I was reading through some of them. Some of them were interesting. Some of them were obvious, like obvious.

Speaker: Some of them are just dumb. Actually, we're going to start at 48. Much like your fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. Okay, that makes sense. That makes sense. I wonder if they could lift a tongue print off at a crime scene. I don't see why not.

Speaker: I would imagine. But I mean, no, I'm saying like, like, say, like, say you're some weird serial killer and you're like your bodies. Yeah, you like. Yeah. Well, I mean, I mean, I'm sure they could get it. No. Yeah.

Speaker: Or if you're a peeping Tom and you're in the window and you're looking and you're just like, you will be mine. One night you will be mine. I'm just saying. Chris knows from experience. Oh, Ossefer. Ossefer.

Speaker: I don't know. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just asking a curious, you know, a follow -up question, a curiosity question. Maybe I should. Yeah. Yeah. I know from experience now, for now on, I'm wiping my tongue print off the window. Use my forearm. No finger. Every window is so clean. You don't look like there's glass there. Yeah. Right. Um,

Speaker: Number ladies, this is for you, number 47. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Wait a minute, you said 47? I thought you just started at 50. No, I started at 48. Because 49 was like 99 % of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. Yeah. It don't make any sense, so.

Speaker: So yeah, I just started. I started at 48. Uh, number 46. Uh, the, uh, thank you, Sandy. The, uh, cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Oh, I did not know that. I wasn't aware of that either. Um, that doesn't even sound right. Why not? All you needed to have was flint. Well, the old smokers always had somebody like the pipe for them. Yeah.

Speaker: But on a lighter, all you need is flint and something to strike that flint with. Pipe tobacco tastes like shit if you light it by the lighter. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really hard. Yeah, clean the pipe out. Yeah. Number 45, wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear hole by 700 times. Wow.

Speaker: This is radiation and bacteria have to do with each other. Okay. Microwaves, growth, all of that shit. Oh, okay. Yeah. I see what you're saying. Wow. When you, when you finish Glick, write that down and look it up honestly. I'm not, I don't know. I'm not going to disagree or not. Oh, speaking of, oh, speaking, speaking of disagreements, I do have a reach around for you guys from Wednesday's show. No, no, I'm doing my list. I can agree with you. I'm doing my list. We're not going into it right now.

Speaker: But I do have a reach around. Because you're an idiot. Yeah, we don't know we wouldn't. Don't even make any fucking sense. 44 rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months two rats can have over a million descendants. Jesus.

Speaker: That's fucking crazy. That's that's actually about. People say rabbits. That is a that is a very real thing and was a very real issue, especially if you live in the coastal area. Oh, you know, we're swamps and I would I would report cities that because when I was a kid, we had hamsters.

Speaker: and one was pregnant when we got it. And within like two months, we had like 45. So apparently, it breeding and crossbreeding don't affect rabbits like it affects other animals and or humans. You mean rats? That's what I said. It doesn't affect our rabbits, rats, whatever. It doesn't affect them. They're all mammals, so they're still rabbit as fuck. That's quick. The number 43. Yeah, rats.

Speaker: Yeah very quick. Number 43, the human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. How do you test that? Cut an artery? That makes sense because it's pumping through the whole body. I get that you cut an artery. I would assume if you cut one closest to the heart, it would probably be more effective.

Speaker: as far as squirting 34. No, but there's also that theory of the closer you cut. If you cut too close, it goes shorter. I don't know. Just try, Jeff. Cut one up by your heart and then cut one in your leg. Yeah, I'll get right up. Let's see which squirts farther. What's going on, K9? K9, look, how are you doing? It's for the show. Get back with us after the first break. Let us know when we go to break.

Speaker: Yes, that's a good show actually, Sadie. I need to watch that. Number 42, the electric chair was invented by a dentist. That's fucked up. No, a whole other reason to be afraid of going to the dentist. I was going to say, you no wonder why people don't like the dentist.

Speaker: Hold still, motherfucker, I'll hit the button again. Number 41, a drunk ant. Not your aunt, but an ant, the insect. Right, right, the insect. Will always fall on its right side when it's wasted. Next.

Speaker: Thank you. Next. You know somebody got government funding for that. Some, some university. That's what I'm saying. They got millions of dollars to get ants drunk. I got enough. I got enough. Uh, number, number 30 or number 40, uh, stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. Apparently that's a record.

Speaker: Oh, no, wait. Because when you type, you can only... You're supposed to type a certain way. Yeah, you're supposed to type a certain way. Oh, I peck, though. I peck. So... I peck. I peck. Yeah. As much as I type, I shouldn't, but I do. So you're... I don't know. I got another one of those. I got... All the letters on the left side of the keyboard. Yeah. Number 39, on average, people fear spiders more than they do... than they do death.

Speaker: I find that hard to believe. I do too. I do too. I don't know a whole lot of people. People really don't. I don't think people really honestly fear death. Not a whole bunch. I don't fear death. There are people. I don't fear either or but. I don't necessarily fear death. I just fear dying. It's the suffering. Nobody's scared to die. Nobody wants to suffer. Yeah, bet that. Because the biggest asset to torture is to make you suffer, which is disrespectful. Yeah, I don't want to die the way I came out screaming.

Speaker: I'm going out screaming and covered in someone else's blood. I'm going out. 90, bending my 20 -year -old third wife because I lived the other ones. I hope you hear that, Tanya. It's OK. I love when I see you. So you've already been. So you're my first ex -wife. So there's one. And then Tanya is going to be your second. So there's two.

Speaker: You really think you're going to outlive her? One day. Well, they say the good die young, so I'm never dying. So I'm bad as fuck. Unless she kills you, which is a high possibility that she murders you in your sleep one night. It's not out of character. Right. But at number 38, in the last 4 ,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

Speaker: I don't believe that in general just like like as a whole as a whole domesticated Like like you can go to investigate a fucking tiger Entire species of tiger would not yeah, they're saying that species has not been right so like you got your dogs your cats your birds whatever Hamsters, I don't know if you can domesticate a hamster. I think you just throw them in a fucking cage Like rabbits

Speaker: Yeah, that's what it says. Yeah, keep going. Bump it. Number 37. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. Huh. Did not know that. I don't believe that. Can't jump. Can't jump. They weigh like 14 tons, dude. No, but I don't think hippos can jump either. Yeah, they can. I've seen them jump off. They jump off the land into the water. It's not like they jump off the land. Yeah, they do like a little hop.

Speaker: They do like a hop into the water. They're saying period, dude. They can't, they can't. Yeah, I got the jump part, but hippos can't jump. I don't think, rhinos got a trap, but they don't jump that I see. Like, they jump on their hind legs or whatever. So, yeah. Actually, you know rhinos are the firefighters of the jungle? Yeah, you told us about that a couple weeks ago. I remember that. It blows your mind. If they see a campfire, they'll run over, run all over it. Jump. Damn, they the only ones? Huh. They are huge. Apparently. Well, they walk slow too, so. They even run slow.

Speaker: Yeah, they don't do much of anything fast. They're nonchalant. Yeah, they will. They're just like little, they're just big ass nonchalant creatures. I don't know if you've seen that vet video, that poor vet video. Have you ever seen that, Tony? I'm going to send it to you when I find it. Yes, I'm taking a month off of your links, all right? Between you and me.

Speaker: Y 'all send me more shit that I don't even tell y 'all had the videos I don't send a whole lot of shit dude I don't said a lot of I don't said a whole lot of this is exit get off my fucking for you page you wouldn't have got that video

Speaker: You're the one that's in a certain algorithm, so. So that says, so the question goes back to you, sir. What are you watching on YouTube or TikTok that was there? No, you know what it was. It's like, I don't know how, but I got, I don't know if you see that video on the For You page, the two chicks from my 600 pound life or whatever.

Speaker: Why would I watch that? Oh, no, it popped up on my for you page because because I I watch a bunch of reality show stuff on there and Jay, I think I saw this video. I think I did. I think I did see that the baby hippo and the baby rhino and they were chilling together. I think I did. Yeah. He said he said that he said that he said that to us the other day too. Yeah.

Speaker: Uh, number 35, American Airlines. Get this. Check this out. This is kind of crazy. American Airlines saved $40 ,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class. Yeah, because people don't want it on you. Yeah, but only one. No, no, no, no. Instead of putting three, they put two. But it also eliminates weight, too.

Speaker: I actually saw that I saw that on a show they were talking about that and on top of people wasting them and not eating them and But the weight of said olives how many olives how many how many salads are served in first class? This is for first class only Jeffrey on one side

Speaker: Once again, I can agree with you, but we've voted wrong. What I'm saying is, I'm relaying... No, what I'm saying is stop watching YouTube and TikTok to get your goddamn information and stop listening to your goofy ass friends.

Speaker: Get the fuck out of the house! Get the fuck out of the house! You may not have put this information out there, but you are repeating this information, so you're just this guilty. I don't even believe you left the house, because you could have done that, shaved your damn cell phone, watch it, now you're cutting out the house. It would be right on one side or wrong on the other.

Speaker: No, I will say that Jeff could not do that shave himself because there's a reason why I don't trim my beard up because I have fucked it up because you get because like being left handed or whatever this side I can do perfect but then when I'm like over here I'm like I can do my left side perfect but I can't do the right side because I can't do

Speaker: This side, right? I don't think that's why I just shave it all off. I messed it up and I can't get it. But it's so cheap for me to get it done here. Haircut and trimming up beard and lining all that shit up was only like six bucks. But it's a prison. It's 15 here. $20. Well, and that's, I can a little, it's, it's $20. It's $20 every time I go, but that's $10 for steam exfoliation thing too.

Speaker: It's $10 for my haircut and my beard and then I drop an extra $5. I was like, here man, shit. Speaking of right hand and left hands, did you know that all polar bears are left handed? No, I did not. Well, now you do. You're welcome. Well, that explains why you're polar bear. I do like the cold. Number 33, a snail can sleep for three years.

Speaker: I don't know that interesting. I know that How can you tell the snails sleeping? I don't know We get a government grant out here

Speaker: Number 32, speaking of animals, uh, did you know that a crocodile cannot stick its tongue out? So a crocodile will not taunt you. Well, they also can't, they can't, was it, they can't, I can't remember if it's open or closed, they can't put too much force.

Speaker: on opening their mouth? No, they open their mouth. That's why you can hold their mouth closed. When they open their mouth closed with like a rubber band. Yes. Because when they close, they can. Right. They have the bite force, but they don't have the opening. They can bite a Volkswagen Beetle in half. Yeah, but you can hold their mouth closed. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's cargo. Yeah. Right? I sent you a video, Tony. It's a minute long. I just looked at it. I was trying not to say nothing. So I got a question. I got a question for you guys. You guys know the only food that can't store it?

Speaker: The only food that can't spoil? Yeah. What's that? Cottage cheese? Honey. Cottage cheese is already spoiled milk. I know. That's what I was going to say. It's already spoiled milk. Honey doesn't spoil. Honey doesn't feel bad. And I did actually know that. Honey doesn't have an expiration date or spoil.

Speaker: Kevin, you stupid. Who is this kimchi that you speak of? I don't care. Sounds like Kevin's been going to an Asian massage parlor. I want to see kimchi. Give me the special. You know what I want.

Speaker: Get over it. Haps is going away. Nobody knows who you are now. And I'm not going to know who you are in two weeks. Number 30. What do Bulletproof vests, fire escape, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? They're all invented by the same person. You are almost close, Jeff. They were all invented by women, by a woman. Shout out, ladies.

Speaker: Did you know it did you know riding lawnmowers and air conditioners were invented by a black man? It was probably a it was probably a woman that had transitioned from a man, but you know Air conditioner was also an assistance in the in the building of the super circle, which is something else built by a black man

Speaker: I'm not the same black. We're talking about women. We're not talking about black people. Calm down, Tony. You guys get February. I brought it up. It's April. I don't care. It's April. You got February. Calm down. I think this is like Trans Month or something like that. I don't know what the hell this month is. I'm going to take the whole motherfucker. I stand with Morgan Freeman on this stance. Watch the interview.

Speaker: The only way, the only, the best way to get rid of it is to talk about it. Here you go. I'm just kind of, I'm just kind of jumping around. I'm just going to kind of rattle some of these off. Did you know that if a, if a statue of a person in a park, uh, the horse has both of its front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

Speaker: I heard something like that. So if there's a statue, like a memorial statue in a park, it's like a horse. If the horse is reared up with both front legs in the air, that person died in battle. I didn't know that. I heard something like that. If a horse has one front leg up in the air, the person died as a result of the wounds they received in battle. And if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Speaker: Oh, pretty interesting. It's a... Or is that just US? I don't know. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. The Spades is King David. The Clubs is Alexander the Great. The Hearts is Charlemagne. That's cool, man. That guy got in the deck of cards considering he's only been relevant for like 15 years.

Speaker: and the diamonds represent Julius Caesar. I like Charlemagne, all right? I'm just happy for you. Wow. You know what's fucked up is it took me a second to get that reference.

Speaker: It took me to say 15 years Well, he's actually he's probably been around a lot longer than that. I don't know how long it's good I do I like him I like him. I think he's awesome him and He's very controversial. I like him and I like sway. I like both of those guys But he don't you know, he don't take any shit so, you know good on him if you sneeze too hard you can fracture a rib and

Speaker: What was wrong with me? You throw it on your back too. Yes. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. And your eyes. Yes. That's how I'm going to die because I suppressed my sneezes. I did too. And I was like, wow, I didn't stop doing that. Why do you suppress a sneeze? And you can't suppress a bilch. You got the most confusing motherfucker. I did suppress the bilches and then you got on me about it. Jesus.

Speaker: I did. I stopped and I would look away from the camera and everything. And you're like, what the fuck are you doing? That's your thing. I did. I told you that. Yes. OK, please proceed. Yeah, you got on me because I was trying to be be better. Yes. And you know what? I would tell you that can be a staple. But if you want to be yourself, people take them.

Speaker: I don't give a fuck. You've told me not to give a fuck, so how am I going to tell you to do that? Oh, you told me not to give a fuck, so how am I going to tell you to give a fuck? So I belch, because I don't give a fuck. Because you told me not to give a fuck, because I was giving a fuck. Now I stop giving a fuck. Now I belch, and now you bitch about it. And I'm not going to stop, because I don't give a fuck. So it all comes back. It's a circle of life. You made the open. You made the open. Oh my god. Brian is in the house. First so hard, your back pops. Been there, done that. Rhyme. Rhyme is the longest English word without a vowel. Wine.

Speaker: Rhyme. Yeah. That is of our age. R. H. Y. T. H. M. Rhyme. Or rhythm. This motherfucker said Rhyme. I can't spell. I can't spell. Don't you talk about me no fucking more. You said Rhyme and you meant rhythm. You fucking idiot. I meant rhythm. Man, his was crazy. Why is it? How about so?

Speaker: sometimes there's a there's a why is a vowel and why and why sometimes is about sometimes see let me let me go ahead and say this for those of you with the private school and with the cabinet school we learned when I was younger a I owe you sometimes why sometimes W as vowels yes okay explain that one to me why W yeah I don't know that's what he told us sometimes I would I would like to look that up because that's kind of I'd like to know why

Speaker: Uh, it is physically impossible for pigs to look up in the sky. Sorry. I want to know why. W .B .W. Pigs cannot look up. They can't do this. Who can't? Pigs. Yeah, because they were looking forward. They can't, yeah. They have no neck bones. They hit up a little bit. They don't have, they don't, no, they can't look up in the sky.

Speaker: So they can't go like that. They can't look up. They don't have an actual neck on a pair. Well, the eyes can't go that high up, gotcha. Yeah, that's awesome. What if they sat down? I'm going to try to get through this, but this is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. Sixth, sixth, sick, sheiks, sith, six, sheeps, sick. Sure.

Speaker: That shit killed you. That shit killed you. No, I can't. Yeah, no. The Guinness Book of World Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from libraries. I believe it. What the hell did he say? Exactly. Don't worry about it. It was, I just had a stroke. That's all you have to know. Bernie, what's going on? You can't kill yourself by holding your breath, obviously. You can't or you can? Yes.

Speaker: You can't. You cannot, unbelievable. Yeah, your boater function will take over and make you breathe. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. I believe it. There's no question on that one. Because we've all gotten that look. Yeah. This don't make a whole lot of sense to me, but minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

Speaker: Smoke! What's going on, brother? Smoke! What's good, bro? What's going on, dude? That's actually true. That's my constant in my world. Typewriter is the longest word that can be made using the letters in only one row of the keyboard. Typewriter is the longest word that can be made by using only one row of the keyboard. That's pretty good. I'm looking at it. That's pretty good. I'll be damned.

Speaker: The name of all the continents begin and end in the same letter. C for continent? Yeah, they do. That's pretty good. Yeah, they do. Camels have three eyelids. I didn't know. I heard that. To protect themselves from the sand. Yeah, it's the sand, yeah. I am is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

Speaker: Let's see, let's see if I can do this without you two going off the rails. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. Come on, come on.

Speaker: Let me repeat that. The strongest muscle in the human body is the human tongue. The tongue is the human strongest muscle in the human body. Let's just say they move the most, but I won't.

Speaker: And the last one I'm gonna give you guys tonight because I thought this was really interesting and I actually I read it and I went through it and I was like, oh god damn I

Speaker: But the sentence, the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. That's actually what you use to learn your keys when you're typing. It's a typing exercise. I don't know anything about typing exercises. I'm just going to be real. If you look up fonts,

Speaker: Like, all styles, they use that sentence to show you what every letter looks like as opposed to A, B, C, D. Hmm. Why don't you just write A, B, C, D, E, F, G, E to just write it out? Because it would be getting annoying to look at. I don't know. I didn't fucking come up with the thing, fucker. Let me walk, Ed. No, I'll send you a message after the break.

Speaker: I will make that request. I don't have a problem with it. No, I didn't make that rule. I just know that. That does use every letter in the alphabet. I'm not disagreeing with you. I don't know. I can't type. I'll be the first one to tell you. I'm the worst. I can't either. I'm the worst. I mean, I can type pretty quick, but I'm pecking. Yeah, I'm pecking. I'm using one hand and I'm... Yeah. I still get 30 words a minute, but I wouldn't push myself past that.

Speaker: I don't know how many words I can do a minute, but I know since we started this podcast, I've gotten faster. But I can't, I have to look at the screen, or I have to look at the keyboard. I can't look at the screen. Yeah, my mom, my mom's saying she's staring at the screen and just, and not mess a beat. That's how they taught us in high school. I will bro, keep it going. Oh no, I'm going. Okay. Yeah. No, I'm looking, I'm looking something up right now. Yeah. Yeah. My, uh, I,

Speaker: There's supposedly there's a program you can get for your computer to help you teach out the type No, no, it's like like It tells you hit this letter for people who are um Immobile

Speaker: Mm -hmm. They got devices where they could do that with the eyes to see it on TV shows like that's incredible Ripley's believe it or not a shit like that, right? Definitely bone collector. I think he was using something Yeah, so they got shit out there like oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of people that they have that stuff out there for But yeah, I should probably actually learn how to type. I mean my problem is I guess fell so it doesn't matter

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Speaker: I'm trying to fight the forest Whitaker. I you're giving me right now. Oh, the forest Whitaker. Okay. Okay. Keep your sound. Keep it up. No, no, I have not traveled that that part of the country. So I've always been on ours and ours. Central Mountain Pacific.

Speaker: I didn't know Texas was central. I didn't know Texas was central. I think El Paso is the only part that might be better, if at all. Okay. Yeah, I didn't know that because I've got a friend that lives in Arizona, I think it is, and she's two or three hours behind me. Arizona sometimes switches and sometimes doesn't. Yeah. Well, it's like that down there where you are. No, we switch. Georgia switches. No, no, no, I'm saying like,

Speaker: Or maybe it's in Tennessee. But like this side of Tennessee is Eastern. And then there's the west side of Tennessee. Chattanooga State is Eastern. And then you can almost cross the line right there because Alabama's pretty much on the line as well. Yeah, exactly. But anyway, so well, yeah, I just didn't know. So I thought he was more than an hour behind us. Fuck you, Jeff. Just an hour behind us. But just in Alabama.

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Speaker: going into our starting five, but first, before we get into our starting five, I have a bullet pick with Jeffrey. Because Wednesday, as we were getting forced into it, as Wednesday, no, you cannot. Because if you agree with me, then I'm already right in this situation. There's no me being wrong in any way, shape or form of this situation.

Speaker: I'm 100 % right, and any way you look at it, a complete 360 degree angle, 3D, 4D, plastic printed, I don't care, put it on your wall, side and seal and deliver it, I'm 100 % fucking right. And you're a jackass for spreading misinformation. Again! You do not end up on a sexual predator list, you do not end up on a list if you buy alcohol for a minor.

Speaker: Sexual offender is what he's saying. You end up on a list as a sex offender if you are a sex offender. So to that I say Jeffrey, your friend, is a pedophile. I didn't say it was my friend, it was a collie. Collie, co -worker, some guy you gave a hand job in the parking lot to, I don't care. The guy's a jackass and he's a pedophile. I don't like about what you did over the weekend.

Speaker: I've done anything over the weekend. I got my kids this weekend. I can't go do hand jobs in the parking lot. I can't go to Walmart parking lot and give out hand jobs. I do that for charity work, by the way. That's my nonprofit charity. No profit for you. It's charity work.

Speaker: Everybody needs to be able to let off some steam sometimes. It's good for their mental health. You're going to help. Yes. We all got to do our part. We all got to give back. Click gives back. I'm giving back to the community. Not sensible nonsense gives back to the community. Don't worry, Tony. We know you give back to the Latino community. I give to the women.

Speaker: Mmm, my Chi Chi, say something different. Those aren't ladies if you're giving them hand jobs, Tony. Thanks, bro. Thanks, bro. Thanks, bro. Whoa! Are you a female swimmer by chance?

Speaker: No, I did have that discussion. Wednesday night I asked Jodi about it. She's like, what? And I was like, I don't know. Jeff's an idiot. This is what he told us on the show. And I argued with him. I said, he about made my head explode. Yeah, it was about it. She's like, I've bought alcohol for minors. Everybody's bought alcohol for minors at some point. So why do you think I moved into work?

Speaker: He was so much

Speaker: My sister was down the road. So you could buy alcohol for 12 years? No, when I was 18. We said that shit. We just said that shit. Let me clarify. When I was 18, when I was 18, well, we were still in high school. Well, we were still in high school. And I moved to Newark. My sister lived down the road from me. She lived a couple blocks, not a couple blocks, but a couple of minutes away. And she was a baby, so she would go buy me alcohol all the time. Way to go in there and throw yourself out there on the internet.

Speaker: When, when, when I first, when I first met my, uh, when I first met my wife or not, when I first met her, but when we moved in together, they weren't 21 her and all her dumb friends. And I always bought alcohol at my, it was at our apartment.

Speaker: So, I don't care. What are they gonna do? It was 20 some years ago. They're gonna knock on my door and go, hey, buddy. I heard you bought alcohol 22 years ago for your girlfriend and her friends when they were under age of 21. You must have just forgot that Bill Cosby was on trial for something he did 40 years ago. He went in your fucking mouth. Raving women and buying alcohol for minors are two different fucking offenses, Tony. But you seriously just compare the two?

Speaker: Welcome to our new segment where Tony and Jeff try to make Chris's head explode. Did you just compare, did you just compare sexual or sexual to buying alcohol? No, it's not.

Speaker: Trust me. I think it's not going to come back. This is officer. This is officer. No, no, no, it's going to come back. You guys are so dumb. You guys are so fucking dumb. I'm going to tell a goddamn cop right now. 22 years ago, I bought beer for my underage girlfriend. What do you think about that, motherfuckers? Do you want to kill me? Listen, listen, listen.

Speaker: All right, let this motherfucking listen do me a favor whatever you've done that fucked up his memory take a break for a minute

Speaker: I can, I can, I can take a hundred, I can take a hundred motherfucking people and I can pull a hundred motherfucking people and 99 and a half of them sons of bitches are going to say, yeah, when I was younger, I bought alcohol for somebody that was under the age of 41. And I say half because I'm going to say half because that half is a motherfucking lie. I'm thinking about it. You're a fucking liar. Who did I buy alcohol for? With your, with your affection, with, with you, with the affection that you have for younger women, you've bought alcohol for younger women.

Speaker: You've always like... What the fuck if she doesn't? I've seen your wife drink. When? When we've been video chatting, and her and her friend were drunk as hell. No, no, no, I've seen her. No, no, I know. I had you say it was something else. But it wasn't. No, I wasn't saying those of all three of us, just the motherfucker who said it.

Speaker: I'm just saying that's not trust me. That's one thing in my path. I'm not worried about coming back We will actually confess to up here we have not been around each other in 1520 years me I just met these motherfuckers last year. I'm gonna throw my black card out there. I don't know

Speaker: You know what? You know what? Throw your black card out there. That ain't saving you. Don't you watch the news, Tony? That black card ain't saving you. It's getting your ass beat. And he fought me for real.

Speaker: According to the according to the yeah, according to the internet and if you believe much like Jeff, you know being black is a crime You were dead beer, but you like a damn law serial killer rapist pedophile some type of deranged motherfucker Any other labels

Speaker: Okay, well we got the serial killer

Speaker: Tony made Hitler sing compared to me

Speaker: Well, let's go ahead and get into our starting five of actors that are in every movie, but nobody knows who they are. Downey hunters. Dog. Click the bounty hunter. I did just get a message. It's probably best that it's you. I think it's time for you guys to get into the top five. I'm one of you jackasses. My list was ready two months ago. Let's go. Well, you have your pictures ready. I can do that.

Speaker: No, you have to give the pictures. No, no, no, that's fine. I'm saying that way we can show who we're talking about. Oh my god, I have to have pictures? I did a fucking list with 20 goddamn names on it. I have five. You're gonna quote some of their lines from their movies, too? You're gonna give us a whole monologue? No, no, no. But who is going first? Tony, you lost, correct? Not me. Or are you and Chris Ty? No, I won. You think I lost? I lost, right?

Speaker: Uh, hold on a second, hold on a second, hold on a second. Yeah, Tony lost. Was it Tony? Yeah, I forgot I had the number. No, it was Tony. Okay. Tony, you got first. Jeff, calm down. Nobody... Your list is not gonna blow anybody's mind. Calm down. Nobody's taking anybody off your list. Oh, I know, they're not. I don't think this list is in any jeopardy of people being taken off of it. I don't know. My first one is, uh...

Speaker: I didn't realize his name until I actually looked it up. Is your first one from one of two shows that we both enjoy? No, actually. Oh, okay. Yeah, see, now you've fucked everything up.

Speaker: No. No. Yes. Very good. And since I got the first pick, let me show you all how we are going to do this properly. For those of you who are viewing, I will show you the person and the name. For those of you who are listening, please forgive my mispronunciation at any time. But what I will tell you is the movie that they were in.

Speaker: The characters that they played if I can remember them entirely, but you don't have any of that. Oh my god. Well first of all Just like one example, you don't have to do the movies because some of these motherfuckers have made 9 ,000 movies Danny Trejo The face is going to be priceless. So my first pick I'm going to tell everybody up front

Speaker: Stellan Skarsgård, if you don't know the name, the picture is this guy. If you ever saw The Dark World... That's the Skarsgård's dad. That's Alexander Skarsgård and Bill Skarsgård's dad. If you don't know who he is still, this was Bootstrap Bill on Pirates of the Caribbean. Yes.

Speaker: Yeah, if you don't know who he is still, he was on Angels and Demons with Tom Hanks, part of the DaVinci Co. series, and he was the cop that went after the guy that's hit the post. That's right! Thank you. I forgot about that. I can do this shit. See, this is how you - He was also the bad guy in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

Speaker: Yeah, he just said that movie, he was in that movie. And if you never saw the movie, Chernobyl, the series, Chernobyl, that was an HBO, fucking phenomenal. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Phenomenal.

Speaker: And I'm hoping I'm saying it, Cracker. Peter Stormare. Yeah. Stormare? Stormare is the guy from Constantine. He played the devil in Constantine. He played the devil in Constantine. Oh, he's the one. He was a bad boy, too, wasn't he? Yeah, he was the bad guy and bad boys, too. And he was in Armageddon. Yep. He was in Armageddon, as well. Yes, the cops were not in Armageddon, yes. Yep. He was down on my list somewhere. I don't know where he was, but he was down on there. You might have been down on him. What?

Speaker: So who do you got, Chris? My community outreach only extends to hand jobs, not blow jobs. Calm down, Tony. Damn it. That's not what I heard. Don't worry about it. That is fake news. You are fake news. Don't make me bring Trump back in here. Bye, number one pick.

Speaker: my opinion one of the ultimate that guys mhmm mr. Walton Goggins you might know him from your camera okay yeah yeah yeah he was from just a man he was the bad guy and aunt he was in hateful hate he's been in

Speaker: Send me your lists He was Shane on the shield Okay, and he was also in that last predator movie when it was on the other planet he was a prisoner Hey Snapchat me your lists at when we're done that way because I can't write any of these down Oh my god replay the broadcast

Speaker: You know he's still going to fuck it up when we send him the list. I'm going to help him. He's going to forget one of our lists. He's going to put up the starting five and it's going to be Jeff and Tony. I'm going to leave yours off just for that one, Chris. I will cut it halfway. Now, let me mess you up for real, Glick. That guy you just showed? You should have seen the character he played on, as soon as an anarchy.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. That was fucking bad. You should have seen him in Justified. If you've never seen Justified with some of the other fans. He was fantastic in every role that he's in. But he is that guy. He almost steals the scene if he has words. He scared me as Venus. So Tony, you're twos and threes. Yes, Tony, you're two and three. OK, number two.

Speaker: And I'm going to go with another guy that actually impresses me on the screen. I will go with two movies, two movie franchises, honestly. And if I lose because of this pic, I will consider him to be worth it. But this man right here, I want to pronounce his name properly. William Francis Nahe.

Speaker: get a chance to look at that. Oh, Bill Knight. Bill Knight. Yeah, Bill Knight. Yeah, yeah, Bill Knight. He's in Hot Fuzz. He plays the guy that that tells Sean's character that he has to move up. He's he's he he plays Sean's stepdad. Oh, okay. Yes, sir. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Now, here's the kicker to me.

Speaker: He was Davy Jones on Pirates of the Caribbean's Dead Man's Chest. But I didn't know that he played in other movies until I heard his voice. And one of the other movies that I heard his voice in, I didn't realize it was Underworld. The way he talks and the way he pronounces his words is fucking priceless. He was also in... He was captain of the Black Pearl for 13 years. Was he their dad in Underworld?

Speaker: He was one of the older guys. But the way he's been, you will not mistake my misfortune the way he did. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he's also in Love Actually. He plays the rock star in Love Actually that sings. He decides to go naked on live broadcast, but he's covered everything with the guitar. The guest was scared. The guest was scared. He was also in Harry Potter. That's right. He played Screamjar. Yeah. He's a beast. He's a beast. He's a mystery manager. Yep.

Speaker: So let me pick so we can keep it going. Let's see a look over the losing his mind. Are we taking too damn long? The Harry Potter thing. Yeah. Anything magical. Anything whimsical. Chris is like, Oh no, completely unbelievable. Let me go. Her name is Sven. Oh, forcing. You may not recognize the face, but actually I do recognize this face.

Speaker: this guy yeah if you don't remember him remember in runny man when she was the last guys I was a bodyguard yeah I was gonna say yeah hard target with Van Dam yep okay okay but this guy does a lot of good movies he was in Conan the barbarian he was in gladiator

Speaker: He was in Culver Conqueror from 1987 still. Bitch, you know how old that movie is. He's one of those big guys that play all that. He was also in The Hump for Red October. Yeah, this guy, he was in Foolish, The Sum of All Fears, The 13th Warrior. He was also in On Deadly Ground, A Low Down, Dirty Shame. I didn't remember that at first.

Speaker: Yeah, he's done a lot of good stuff. The quick and the dead. Lethal weapon three. I forgot about that. He was a lethal weapon three. Remember when the guy had the real estate company building the houses? Yeah, he was an answer. That's him? Yes. That's him? Hang on, let me show you his face. Popular bullets? Look at the face. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Look at the face. Sven Orforsen. I did not know that was his name.

Speaker: I love that movie, too. For my number two, I'm going with the gentleman that has been in... He was in the Three Musketeers movie with... What's his fucking name? From 24. Kiefer Sutherland. Kiefer Sutherland. He was also in the Robot movie with Robin Williams. Robin Williams, Fred Robot. Washingtonian man. Oliver Platt.

Speaker: He was also in all what's this shit with Stephen Seagal of Halle Berry and um, um Kurt Russell When they stole the plane when they hide at the plane Oh executive decision, yes, I forgot about that movie He stops the bomb with the his straw. Well for my number Three

Speaker: You'll know him as soon as you see him. William Fitch, Fitchner. Fitchner. Yeah. He was the colonel while Armageddon. That's right. He was the lead prison guard on the longest yard. Yes. That dude, he was also the president on the second independence team. He became president. That's right. Yes. He's done a hell of a lot of good movies. Good pick. Good pick. Good pick.

Speaker: Outstanding pick, honestly. Quite frankly, outstanding pick. Outstanding pick. Chris, who do you got for number two of these? For number two, I think this guy kind of goes without saying, but Mr. Ray Liotta. Yeah, we're going to give him good fellas off the rip. Let me just stop right there. He is in every goddamn movie made in the last 40 years.

Speaker: Have you ever seen Heartbreakers with General Love Hewitt and fucking Sigourney Weaver, fucking Ray Liotta's character in that fucking track suite? He's in Hannibal. Turbulence. Yeah, he's in Hannibal. Turbulence. He's the one that Hannibal Lecter was eating his brain. Yeah. And Hannibal, that's Ray Liotta. He was in the Many Saints of New York, most recently. Copland with Sylvester Stallone, Al Pacino. That was good.

Speaker: Yeah, he was in turbulence and that's and that's just I mean smoking aces Identity which is a fantastic fucking movie Identity yeah, yeah, that's where everybody's the same person. Yeah, it's yeah, it's a multiple split personality Yeah, Cusack's in it Amanda Pete's in it like I'm gonna give you hell. I really am gonna give you hell

Speaker: Really Yoda is fucking low -hanging fruit, but I can respect that because good I'll take him off. No, no, don't leave him there because Good fellas will go down in history. He did do other roles besides that But he's another one of those

Speaker: Uh, if you make a list of all time, that guy, he's in the top, he's in the top 10 of the all time, that guy's because he's never been a major actor. He's never had a major role. He's always a supporting actor or supporting good fellows. Yeah. Good fellows, good fellows. But even, even good fellows, he was still a supporting role. Right. See the story was mainly about him in that movie.

Speaker: And he narrates. He's two. He's got one of the best voices. But I mean, like I said, if any of these picks, they're always up to vote. I have plenty. I have plenty. You are fine. Like I said, I'm just giving you shit, but that's a hell of a pick. I have plenty. My number three, I'm going to go with Neil. Neil McDonald. I know that name.

Speaker: You'll know his face. And if you don't know his face, you'll know them goddamn blue eyes are his. He's a dick. He's a dick and everything. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He was in The Walking Tall with The Rock. He was the bad guy in Walking Tall. He was in Star Trek. He's got an arrow. He was in Paul Blart 2. Yeah, Paul Blart. Who's Star Trek? Which Star Trek was it? I don't know.

Speaker: He's on Yellowstone. He's on Yellowstone, too. Yes, he is. He was in Captain America. The first one had him in the first one. He actually he actually played. He was on Captain America's team of back of dudes on the first thing. Yeah. And the first one. What's the name? What's the name again? Neil McDonald. Neil McDonald. Neil McDonald.

Speaker: It's spelled different, it's not McDonald, but he was in Justified as well. Yes. Neil McDonald is his name, I got you. He's been in a million movies. Band of Brothers, Resident Evil. Tony, you're number four, sir. My number four will be very easy. Let me go with.

Speaker: This guy is also a great actor. Damn, yeah, he did have a shitload of movies. Oh, start your first contact. He was in that one. I got you. OK. This guy has an excellent resume of work, in my opinion. And he has done two of the best movies that I have ever seen in my life, that I have to put him on the list. If not top 20, got to be top 50. Excuse me. What's your comment?

Speaker: I felt like I was in C -H -I -N -U -N -D. OK. C -H -I -N -L -U -N -D. Yeah. Now, if you don't know him, he was in con air. He was the one that Nicholas Cage killed down in the baggage claim. Why didn't you just give back the bunny? Oh, OK. He's like, hey, hey, Billy. He was also in the first Riddick movie. He was, I think he was the guy that Riddick movie was. The Riddick movie was your bad ass.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. These are the Chronicles of Riddick, the animated one. Yeah, no, no, who was it, the first one? Oh, the probably the animated one. Yeah, I see that. Now, here's the one that really did me in, outside of Con Air.

Speaker: He was in Tears of the Sun, which is one of the best movies in the world to me. I still, I can't, I couldn't do me a favor, Jeff. And I apologize for delaying the show. Do me a fucking favor. As much as you want to show me video clips, put that loose down. I mean, put that movie down and watch that motherfucker. Anybody who is military can have respect. No, no, I did have respect for the problem I have with movies. Bruce Wells didn't end up girl. Anyways, for my number four,

Speaker: I'm going to go with a Mr. a gentleman that was iconic and I will say iconic by saying he didn't fall inconceivable. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. His name is Wallace Shaw. Jeff, I dare say earlier that you won this week. That is my number four Wallace Shaw. Well, that dude was

Speaker: That's true. If you've ever seen young Sheldon, he's hilarious in it. For my fourth pick, unlike you two gentlemen,

Speaker: I will finally add some diversity, if you will. Oh my god. You're welcome for that. Chris going woke. And I will put Mr. Keith David at number 1. Nice. I liked it. Good job. Good job. Good job.

Speaker: He's been in a little bit of everything. He was in They Live back in the day with Roddy Piper. He was in Princess. That's right. I love that movie. He was in Riddick. He was in Pitch Black, one of the Riddick movies, Men at Work. He was in The Chronicles and Pitch Black. He was in ATL, There's Something About Mary, Death at a Funeral. He was in Something About Mary. He was in Armageddon. Armageddon, yes. Tales from the Hood 2.

Speaker: Nobody talks about that movie. That was a great movie. I liked it. He just did another one. It's like tales from the hood. It was like American nightmare or American tales or something like that. It's basically the same concept, but it was, I liked them. I like movies like that. I like where they, he was also in marked for death with Stephen Seagal. Oh, he's done a ton of those. He was in roadhouse. He's yeah. Markford house. He's in roadhouse.

Speaker: It was probably very brief, very small. I was going to say, because, I mean, that's like an all -white cast almost. He was Ernie Bass. Oh, OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Very small. It's a hell of a fickle look, honestly, because that dude, he is in a lot of shit. He was one of the bouncers. Yeah. Yeah. He was in a lot of shit. That's a hell of a pick, honestly.

Speaker: But he doesn't look like he does now. He was a very young Keith. Yeah, he was very young. Very young, like almost unrecognized. So Tony, your fifth and final sir. This list will lack diversity this week. I will admit, Glick has won a diversity challenge before we ever throw one out there.

Speaker: I'm going to dig in the crates. I have somebody in mind, but let me look somebody else up because I got to remember why I picked him. Well, my fifth one is, uh, you just wait one damn minute. Wait a minute. Go ahead. I'm just, I have to look up my fifth because I don't want to throw this other guy out, but this guy has been very busy recently on the movie scene. I do mean very busy. The man's name is.

Speaker: Hold on, let me throw this picture up there. Michael Rooker. Michael Rooker? The Rook? Rocking Dead, Guardians of the Galaxy. Ladies and gentlemen, this was the guy in Guardians of the Galaxy that was Star -Lord, the guy that kidnapped Star -Lord and took him on anything. I didn't know he was from Alabama. I'm Mary Poppins, y 'all. He was also in that most recent Suicide Squad. He was Savant.

Speaker: That's right. He was also in Days of Thunder. He was in Tombstone. He was in Cliffhanger 93 with Sylvester Stallone. Oh my God, I love that. He was in The Bone Collette. I didn't fucking realize that. He was in The Walking Dead. He was in 8 Men Out. He was in Mississippi Burning. He was in Days of Thunder. I mean, give me a break. And he's a beast of an actor, quite frankly. Yeah. Well, he was also in Mallrats.

Speaker: Yeah, but that'll be, that'll complete my listen, I think. He's the most famous person in Mallrats when Mallrats came out. Yeah. Not so much now, but I thought he was way better. I've got two on reserve, but my five is complete. Well, my number five, I'm gonna give you a list of movies he was in. He was in The Tinker Tailor Story, The Hunger Games, Captain America First Avenger, The Mist, A Boy Called Christmas,

Speaker: My son was just watching that movie. That's a good damn movie. My son was just watching that movie. Which one? A Boy Called Christmas? All that movie is deep. God! He was also a Danny boy. He's been in a ton of movies. And it is a mister. Just stay till I'm straight. Toby Jones.

Speaker: Yeah, he's done a ton of movies, I remember his face. He was Red Skull's second in Captain America, First Avenger. He was also on Guardians of the Galaxy, I think. Check that, I think he was in the first Guardians of the Galaxy, I recognize his face. Well, yeah, he was the guy that got turned into a computer.

Speaker: No, no, no, no. Guardians of the Galaxy. Not Captain America's own soldier. You think about Captain America? I thought that was one of the soldiers. No. I think he was one of the commanders on that planet before Ronin came on Guardians of the Galaxy. I just recognize his face. I don't see him. He was in Agent Carter. I don't see Guardians of the Galaxy. You don't? He was in Winter Soldier. Hunger Games. The girl.

Speaker: It was Snow White and the Huntsman, Titanic. That movie didn't impress me. That movie didn't impress me at the disappointing. Adventures of Tintin, A Week of Maryland, No, No Guardians. It was in the right with, what's his name? Oh fuck, he was in Harry Potter as well. He was in the last two Harry Potters.

Speaker: There were so many people in damn movies, I can't remember a movie. Well, he's very, very, very, very, very, very, very. He was in W, the George Bush story. The George Bush story. He was in Frost Nixon. That was a huge movie, too. I never watched it, but there was radio reviews on that movie. But he's been acting since. Let me go on. Give me his name again. 92, Toby Jones. Best known for... He wants to be with cops. No.

Speaker: Okay, I know what I did wrong. Yeah, I know what I was looking at wrong. My apologies. My apologies. But he was in, in, uh, he was doctor, something with a Z. Hunger Games, Jurassic Park. When he was in... Atomic Blonde. Ah. Yes. In Captain America, he played Dr. Zimmer. Yeah, he was the doctor that turned into a computer. You're correct. You're correct. Yeah. That's my bad.

Speaker: Zola. Sorry, Zola. Zola. Dr. Zola. Koldoforlin. That was Neil McDonald. Yeah, that's right. Neil McDonald, you guys, you were talking about him. He was, he played in Winter Soldier. He played Timothy Dunn. Oh, what was his character's name? Fuck, I just had it. Timothy Dunn. Dum Dum. What was his nickname? Gotcha.

Speaker: Yeah, I remember that. He was in a movie from fucking with old boy. What's his name? Michael Jai White. That would have been a good one. Fuck. Michael Jai White? Yeah. Well, he's not that kind of guy that you don't recognize. See, we're looking at people that you may not recognize and realize that they was in movies. And that's what's blowing our mind with this list. But Michael Jai White, his voice is so distinctive. And he's a fucking true badass. And you know who he is. And you know who he is.

Speaker: Now, similar to the boy that was in, if you ever saw Undisputed, with Vin Rames and what's the stakes with him? Jay only had a boxing match. They made a sequel to that. Michael Jarwhite was in the sequel. But the guy he had to fight, I think his name was Boco or some shit. You ought to see that dude. That dude was another one of those guys who was that guy in the movie, because he was a beast. And he's done a ton of movies. So Chris, what is your number five in final?

Speaker: I'm gonna go ahead and stay on the diversity train here. Not bad. And I'm gonna go with Mr. James Hong. I know who you're talking about. If you've ever seen the movie, our

Speaker: R .I .P .D. with Ryan Reynolds. When it did, yeah. That's Ryan Reynolds character. Yeah. And he's been in all the Kung Fu Panda movies. He's been the bad guy in a ton of movies. He's been in the 80s and he wasn't in it. It wasn't a real movie. He was in big trouble in little Chinatown.

Speaker: He played - He was in Balls of Fury. In Big trouble, little Chinatown, he played the main bad guy. He was in The Golden Child with Eddie Murphy back in the day, Tango and Cash. Bloodsport, Wayne's World 2, missing in action with Chuck Norris. I mean, just, it's just movies upon movies upon movies. He's one of those guys, if you made a movie in the 80s and he wasn't in it, it wasn't a real movie. You're pretty much correct on that.

Speaker: So, that is... So if you can gentlemen, please go ahead and screenshot or shoot me your list so I can make sure I have all the spelling right. I can look them up to get the pictures. I have a plan on how to post it. Jesus Christ, okay. It actually, the way I figured out how to post it actually turned out really well when I did it.

Speaker: I might adjust it a little bit. That's a pretty decent list. There was a damn good list this week. I'm not going to lie. I had a ton actually. Once I started looking at them, I was like, damn. I was going to say, I have no backups. I have no backups. If you guys have backups, yeah, go ahead. Give us your backups. My backup was Joe Pantoliano.

Speaker: If you don't know who he is, you gotta watch him. Joey Pants. Yeah, you gotta watch the fugitive. You gotta watch US Mark. He was in the Matrix. He was the guy that was in the Matrix. And he was also in Bad Boys. All three Bad Boys movies. He was the police chief, yes. Yeah, Joey Panthel. Oh, I'm also having. He's got a clothing line or a glasses line. It's called Joey Pants glasses. You had who?

Speaker: I had Liv Schreiber. He was the guy that was supposed to be the murderer in the first screen. Oh, yeah. No, I had him. I had I had him, too. Yeah, he was Sabretooth. Yeah. OK. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I thought I said his name because I actually started as one of the names I was going to use, but then I didn't use them. Yes. Yeah. I have a plan on how to come up and how to get the pictures.

Speaker: That one I the list I actually got I I actually You have a plan on how to look them up. Does it include Google? You know was crazy click you sitting right in front of a fucking computer you could have a tape of what was doing

Speaker: because I've done that before and when I told him how to do it all he has to do is do it on his phone and stop pissing with his fucking laptop go get the pictures screenshot him use the fucking layout he sent me what he wanted to do and it looked good but just do it from your phone and then you can post it on the Facebook on your phone it's crazy the things that you can do with a cell phone these days Jeffrey

Speaker: It's like a fucking computer again. But getting them all in one shot on one of those squares is you can't do. You know the throwback Thursday picture that I put up on Instagram and Facebook or the three? No, no, no, no. That is what I use to put all three in one photo. But I have to do the editing like I do the starting. I got you. I'm going to send you my list anyway.

Speaker: As I said, so you can email, you can do all you have to do. You can edit it on your, you can actually edit it on your phone. If you go to your pictures, your gallery and click on the picture, you can type and you can draw pictures and you can highlight. You can put little stickers on it, gold star for all my picks because they're all gold star picks. There's, you could do it, you make it harder than it needs to be.

Speaker: I have told you for years, Jeffrey. You got it, Jeff? Let me check. You overthink. But you don't think, so there's the chance. Oh, yeah. Trust me. I think just enough. Yeah, I got it. I screenshotted it, so I have yours, too. But on that note, it is time for break. Agreed. I've sent these kids to bed.

Speaker: Yeah, that's it. Good luck with that shit. Take your time. We'll be here when you get back. It's a Saturday night. Give me a break, man. You're just shaved. They're going to look at your face before they go to bed. Watch what I tell you. Well, on top of that, I have my wife's brother and sister here, so it's like, oh. Well, they should be helping the wild one. You would think, but it's just all tattletaling. Gotcha.

Speaker: It's like, damn, stop being a rat. Right? I keep telling these kids, stop ratting fucking people out! Jesus Christ. They can't. That's children's nature. You know that, right? That's why you kicked a snitch's ass to make an example. Well, if one is 17 years old, he should know better.

Speaker: Beat the break someone you're going through more than just an attitude right kick kick captain Really well -behaved except for the fact Well, he's ready to fight that's the problem he chose me he ain't ready to fight He's worried about his next pair of skinny jeans and his 35 gallons of cologne Wow

Speaker: No, he's actually a really behaved kid. For a kid his age, he's extremely well behaved. It's not an attitude issue. It's not about when he's well behaved. I've already told him for his 18th birthday, I'm giving him a punch in the nose.

Speaker: Cause when I met his sister, I pulled up and I had a brand new 2004 Pontiac Sunfire. Perfect paint job, the whole nine yards. And he was like six, seven, something like that. And he started chucking little rocks up the car. So the day you turn 18, I'm punching you in the fucking nose for it. Wow. Nice. But with that being said, we're going to take a real quick break. I got a little blacktop mojo for you and Allison Shane's cover.

Speaker: So as I said before, and as I say all the time, if you guys don't know who Black Top Mojo is, check them out on all social media and wherever you stream music at Black Top Mojo. And if you do know who they are, tell a friend to fuck about them. Jesus, do the world a favor. Just like you should be telling all your friends about us. But with that being said, we'll be back here in just a couple minutes.

Speaker: Yeah, we're chasing this great line. Yeah, we're racing about the time. And yet I find, yet I find this battle on the run.

Speaker: No, I won't cry to you. Your voice took a lead.

Speaker: My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,

Speaker: If I can't be my own I'll do it again

Speaker: Let's do it one more time. There we go. Hey, welcome back to Nonsense, the Go Nonsense, guys. Hopefully you've enjoyed the show so far. I'm Glick hanging out with Jeff and Tony.

Speaker: That was BlackTimeMojo with their cover of Nutshell by Alice and Chains. And yes, that was live. And it sounded phenomenal. Yeah, it was amazing. So if you guys are not already, go ahead and check us out on all social media, at Nonsense School Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok.

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Speaker: at teespring .com slash nonsense on nonsense podcast. You can check that out. There's all kinds of goodies up there if you're interested. With all that being said, we are back for the third and final hour of the show tonight. Oh my gosh. A lot to say. All right, Jeff, you got our list.

Speaker: You got all that, guys? Yeah, I got them. I got them. I already just thought of what is next week's list going to be, so it should be an interesting one. Well, hopefully you think of a list, and then you tell us a list, and then you're not like, well, or we could go with, or we could just pick one and go with it. I got a good one. I got a good one that you might have to do a little work on. I don't have to do anything. That's the great thing about me. I'm waiting. Hello, gorgeous. It is not one of the lists that we have done before.

Speaker: What is it, man? I don't know. I have to wait till Wednesday. Fuck. Anticipation's killing me. Yeah. This is worse than blue balls. What? You're just messing with blue balls and mine are two totally different things, dude. I can't tell you. I can't take them. This is the worst place the fuck is going home to, I guess. You need some. I don't know about that. I might have to back up if you want to help me. You, put this on.

Speaker: So what do you got in news wise for us? I just, I just, at this point in time, I just feel bad for you right now, Tony. Why? Not knowing what the starting five list for next week is worse than blue balls for you? Emphasized how much I enjoy this shit. Ah, your priorities are messed up. This is reputation for both of you.

Speaker: I'm not judging. I don't think I am. I'm going to tell you a couple of stories. So listen to this. Listen to this. OK, listen. Thank you, Donald. I appreciate you stopping by again. Yes.

Speaker: You're a hell of a guy making time out of your busy schedule to come hang out with, come hang out with us. But, uh, speaking of Donald Trump. So today when I was, uh, pulling audio, editing audio and posting the show and all that stuff, and I usually scroll through, cause you know, sometimes I forget everything we talk about. So I scroll through and I hit, you know, kind of just to get an idea, like a memory refresher. Yeah. What we were talking about.

Speaker: And that part came up where our special guest last week, Donald Trump and Joe Biden happened to come over to my apartment. And that was probably the coolest compliment I ever have ever received since we started doing this show was my almost 17 year old daughter.

Speaker: standing beside the couch laughing her fucking ass off at at that that little that little bit. It was so funny. She was like, what are you guys doing? I was like, we had Joe Biden and Donald Trump on the show last week. She was fucking rolling. I loved it. I was like, if I could be used to that Snapchat saying saying our special guest and I was sitting there racking my brain going, what the fuck is he talking

Speaker: Yeah. So like for just like maybe for that two minute little, three minute little thing, my daughter thought I was cool. I knew that. So. Hey, you know, it's true. They get to that age where they're just like, no matter what you do, you're no longer cool. Tony, I know. I know. I know DT isn't your favorite.

Speaker: But I do have another friend in the studio tonight that would like to give you a message. Oh my god. Don't get your pitties all in a bunch. Mr. Duke Nukem is here, ladies and gentlemen. Sorry if I haven't offended, sorry for anything, if I haven't offended for the rest of you. Unbelievable. It's coming. You guys suck.

Speaker: But in news and celebrity news, one of the biggest news stories this week, if you guys have not heard about this, then I don't know what the hell rock you've been under, living under. But a little PSA, if you will, do not get on a plane and be wasted.

Speaker: and aggravate and talk shit to mike tyson and pester and talk shit to mike tyson because you will get your ass beat within an inch of your life i bet that motherfucker is getting paid that shit was a trip yes mike tyson repeatedly punches a man who harassed him aboard a jet blue plane

Speaker: out of San Francisco International turned violent when boxing legend Mike Tyson threw punches at a man who was allegedly bothering him. And the fucked up thing about it was the guy got on the plane, asked Mike Tyson for a selfie, like if he could take a selfie with him. Tyson was cool.

Speaker: Yeah, he's like, yeah, we'll take a selfie. But then it shows the guy's up behind him, and he's leaning over, and he's talking shit to him. And he's like, just poking the fucking bear. And a lot of athletes, and a lot of people. But the rest of that goes live. He can say, I took punches from Mike Tyson. Fuck you. Go ahead. Let's play.

Speaker: How many fighters over the years have taken a punch from Mike Tyson that is not a bragging right that you can go and tell your friends No, you got your ass kicked by Mike Tyson because you're a fucking idiot

Speaker: Yeah, that's true. So if you come to me and say, well, I took a punch by Mike Tyson, click, do something about it. I'm like, you're a fucking idiot. You got punched by Mike Tyson. Why would you get punched by Mike Tyson? He didn't feel shit. He didn't feel shit. That's the thing. That's the same thing about when people drink and drive. And they say, you know, they've said several times when you're drunk and you're driving, you know, you're loose. And that's why a lot of times those people that drink and drive and kill somebody, they walk away without a scratch.

Speaker: you know because they you know their bodies just yeah so yeah you know you're just it's it's not a it's it's not a bragging it's not like you you're gonna get a card in the mail and say congratulations you got punched in the face by mike tyson

Speaker: So with that being said I will say I would say that Tyson held his punches back because a normal civilian normal regular human being if Mike Tyson even being what 60 years old now something like that He is still in phenomenal shape and the guy is still lightning fast He could have caved that dude's skull in bare knuckle. Oh, yeah, so, you know, he was holding back You know that dude's getting paid

Speaker: No, he felt that shit the next day for sure. No, he ain't gonna get paid He isn't gonna get paid because a lot of the reports coming out and the police reports that are coming out and stuff Mike Tyson is not at blame No, he is not. That's what I'm grateful for. Yeah, dude. Oh The guy was You know my taste has a temper he's been doing a lot of broadcast when he ever saw us controlling his temple So by the time he pitched you pissed him off you fucking

Speaker: And it wasn't like the guy was only antagonizing him for 30 seconds. It was several minutes that Mike Tyson put up with this guy fucking with him. Before he turned around, it was just like... And he hit him one time. The dude was just fumbled. But he still hit him a few more times. His whole side of his face is just... Where Tyson was hitting him is completely wrecked. I mean, so... Yeah, why would you do that? Why would you do that?

Speaker: And that goes to anybody out there. If a motherfucker wants to try not to do nothing and you keep antagonizing ass, you fucking deserve it. You stupid son of a bitch. You go against the heavyweight boxer that everybody in the fucking world loves that know that was going to be told you should be in a coma. Take your ass back to sleep. Take your IV out. Unplug the damn machine. Get out the hospital. I hope the news don't show up. We shouldn't do this.

Speaker: Yeah, there's no doubt he felt that in the morning, Jody. He's probably, he's probably still feeling it. Tony, just come up behind him and start rubbing his head. I wish he had a wife. Go ahead. Which head? Is that Jeff's part of the charity, nonsensical charity, hand jobs on a plane? I'm tired of these motherfucking hand jobs on this motherfucking plane.

Speaker: Oh, shit! Did you see? Did you see that? There's a video going around TikTok and it just came out of this giant snake completely engulfing a van. A snake? Like an anaconda wrapping itself around a fucking van. Okay, send me that video. Holy shit, dude, it blew my mind. I was like, I'm out. I need to see that. I'm gone. Well, in other news, Jeffrey,

Speaker: Yeah. Is our, is our boy, is he allowed? Is he, is he allowed work really still? We haven't talked to him. We haven't talked about him in a while. I actually went and got him this morning. He's ready to go. All right. All right. Well, let's, uh, let's get a, let's get our, uh, jacked up, uh, monster truck, apparently that we have. Let's take a drive. Let's take a drive down to Florida, if we will, where a Florida bride and her caterer, they got arrested.

Speaker: Would you guys like to take a guess as to why this Florida bride and her caterer were arrested at her wedding? Were they forkin'? Forkin'? Why would you get arrested for forkin'? It's Florida. They fuck everywhere. Oh, that's true. Check your snaps. No, they, um... They serve... I'm walkin'! They serve their guests food laced with drugs. Nice!

Speaker: So Longwood, Florida, a Seminole County bride and wedding caterer were arrested after deputies say several wedding guests were served food laced with drugs. The bride, Dana Glenny, is facing charges including tampering, culpable negligence, and delivery of marijuana. Jocelyn Bryant, who reportedly catered the wedding, is facing the same charges.

Speaker: So they were edibles. It wasn't like LSD or some shit. Deputies responded to the Springs Clubhouse in Longwood after a guest at Glenny's wedding reportedly began feeling weird. They were high. I hate the whole goddamn cake. The guest told deputies that he felt like he had drugs inside him after consuming food and wine.

Speaker: First responders on this scene treated several people who were complaining of stomach pains and vomiting. A female guest reportedly told fire officials that the food was laced with marijuana. Other guests said that they were feeling ill and ill and high. According to the report and that he wanted to press charges against the people responsible for possibly lacing his food. He along with other guests were taken to South Seminole Hospital for treatment. How do you get treatment for being high?

Speaker: water marijuana munchies and munchies and bottled water yes but um deputies spoke with glenny and another person and asked if she had consented to or requested the food contain the marijuana the report states that she stared at the deputy with a blank expression before saying no deputies then tried to locate the catering manager bryant

Speaker: But the staff had already left. Several samples of glassware and food were collected from the party and tested, including chocolate -covered strawberries, pudding shots. Yes. Sounds gross. Wait, wait. And lasagna, pudding shots. Pudding shots? Yeah. Oh, it's just like a pudding cuff. Yeah, but just a pudding and alcohol, I'm assuming, pudding shots, like Jell -O shots. Yeah. But no, but it's, it's, it's, they put a shot back, but you need a spoon.

Speaker: So yeah down in Florida there I say you guys the YouTube videos Hey, here's an idea stop sending fucking videos during the goddamn show The picture send me the shit with the snake. That's all I did. It's in Snapchat. Thank you Fucking send me a video where I'm breaking. I don't put up your snapchat is just like Fucking check ass What the fuck right tell me you're not walking I

Speaker: That's not real. I don't think it is. There's a debate online if it's real or fake, but fuck that. The kicker is because it will move. Right. Even as it's wrapped around something. That's not real. But fuck you, I'm walking. That's not real. Well, in other news, we're going to hang out in Florida because we're going to come back to Florida. Beauty men are more attractive.

Speaker: A new study found that men with trim facial fuzz are 62 % more attractive than those who are clean shaven. The research discovered that the world's sexiest man

Speaker: has short, dark brown hair, brown eyes, well -maintained beard, and an athletic body, and basically they just described me. And it is exactly six foot tall. Exactly six foot tall. Yeah, he left that little part out. I was gonna say, perfectly maintained beard. I don't know if I would call that a beard as much as its facial scruff. You shaved it down real short.

Speaker: I did. It's a little bit shorter than I wanted. Yeah. The study analyzed data from five years of Sexiest Men Alive list to name the most and least attractive physical features for men as voted by readers. Bellas who fit the build include the Game of Thrones star Richard Madden and Bridgerton actor Jonathan Bailey. Scientists have claimed that growing a beard could be beneficial for a person's health.

Speaker: Tony, I've just figured out why you're single, bro. Surgeon Dr. Karen Rogin said a beard might be cleaner than no beard. A study comparing hospital workers with and without beards found that clean shaven faces were three times more likely to be carriers of MRSA. So that goes way back, Jeffrey, to when your doctor told you that your beard carried COVID and you had to shave your beard. And you shaved your beard.

Speaker: I look good either way. That's the difference. Yeah, I said what I said. You clearly have no mirrors in your house, and you can't see yourself on the camera. Oh, god damn. What was this? 2020 vision, motherfucker.

Speaker: Where's your wife been for the last month and a half?

Speaker: Did you go are you with her did she offer for you to go with her? Oh, of course she offered to go with I chose not to go because The job that you can literally do anywhere in the world. Here's the problem How am I gonna sit in a fucking you know hotel room

Speaker: I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I would also have to work at night because I have to call when people are... So you have all day to do whatever you want. The way you drink them fucking energy drinks. You don't sleep anyways. A lot of energy drinks. Yeah. So I'm shooting everything. I'm like a skeet shooter over here. Pull! Bang! Pull! Bang! I'm shooting everything down. The problem is like... Bang!

Speaker: Okay, correct me if I'm wrong. When you do a lot of shit on vacation, what do you want to do when you get home? You want to fucking relax, fucking pass the fuck out because you spent your entire vacation running around. You want to sit down by hotel furniture and watch TV. You made it, bro. Exactly. Do you really want to walk all over fucking Hills Street and Baker and then sit on fucking Peter for 12 hours? No. I don't know. Maybe I would. You wouldn't.

Speaker: You don't know me. You don't know my life. Motherfucker, I know you. Cash me outside. How about that? Motherfucker, I know you. You wouldn't do my job. You'd be like, fuck that shit. I don't want to stare in front of a computer. But anyways, uh, in Florida, speaking of, uh, we'll go back to Florida here since we got the bride and caterer getting everybody high. Uh, why don't we, uh,

Speaker: I do. I don't know who. Fancy knows. I don't know if she knows me, she knows you, she knows Jeff, or she knows Tony. A Florida woman threatened to bomb her hungry school son. What's that? She's cool. She rolls a little so happy. She's cool.

Speaker: Oh no, I'm just... So a woman has been arrested months after threatening to blow up her son's high school unless the cafeteria workers started giving his fat ass more food officials said. That's the fat ass part. I added in the fat ass part. She's like, give my fat ass some more food. You know what? If you threaten... I mean, they don't fuck around with bomb threats. No.

Speaker: Well, it says the threat was left back in February on the voicemail to the Cocoa High School in Florida's Atlantic Coast. According to police, the court records the 41 year old woman was arrested on Wednesday in charge with making false bomb threats and disruption of a school. She did not leave her name on the voicemail, but the school's caller ID recorded the number in the rest report report said.

Speaker: Staff members of the school listened to the message the next morning and contacted Cocoa police. The school was evacuated, but no weapons or explosives were found. The investigator located the woman's phone number in the school records and resource officers confirmed that her child had gotten into an argument back on February 3rd with the cafeteria worker because he wanted more food.

Speaker: And the cafeteria, the cafeteria lady said, no fat ass Michelle Obama put in a healthy school food requirements. So leave me alone. That didn't happen when we went to school. I wish it would happen. We might have better food. Close a piece of fries and a drink and you would bet the class. Yeah, we didn't, it's not like we got a whole lot of food. Now we could buy it like the career center. We could buy like extra stuff, you know, like ice cream and ice cream and stuff like that.

Speaker: And that is why people eat candy. Encourage your appetite. Yeah. Mm -hmm. Sugar's not good for you. Now there's starving. Give me a piece of candy. Yeah, exactly. Right? That's one of those Snickers commercials with Betty White in them. Perfect example. Well, God bless that woman. God bless that woman. Yeah. Her Snickers weren't correctly up. Fuck, we miss her. If I had a dick not for you to suck it, I like to die.

Speaker: You said they should've put it on like plastic smoke was good. Nope. Nope. Nope. We just have the audio of what you just said and it is getting screen recorded and then edited down and I'm gonna get you to rhythm. Keep it up.

Speaker: In 26 minutes, yeah, but what you just said is way worse than me mispronouncing a word You know I got this great new editing software

Speaker: And you know on StreamLabs or StreamYards we can add videos to 30 little 10 seconds clips. We go up to 10 minutes. Up to 10 minutes. I'm just saying. I'm trying to push you to be this way. You know how much better it would be if you would be this way? If you'd be more like Glick, you know how much better your life would be? It would be fantastic. It would be amazing.

Speaker: Being asshole, man. What's happening? What's going on, Smoke? So, Bob, boys, let's load up in the monster truck and... Kenosha, Wisconsin is back in the news. Okay. Kenosha. But not for what you think it is. You know, earlier we talked about how Dennis invented the electric chair. Right. Well, now we got a Dennis dropping a drill bit down a man's throat.

Speaker: Kenosha a routine trip to the dentist was anything but normal after an Illinois man Inhaled the dentist drill bit and had to go to the hospital and get it removed Tom Jonesy 60

Speaker: said that uh he was at the dentist getting a tooth filled when he was told he swallowed a tool. I didn't really even think or I didn't really even feel it going down. All I felt was a cough when they did the CT scan. They realized he will say that sound bite that he said that **** too. You know that, right? He swallowed a tool. Yeah. Uh yeah, exactly. Well, I'm just reading it. He didn't do his edit that. So, you're saying that that don't exist. Hold on, Smoke. We gotta finish the show, bro. Yeah.

Speaker: Smoke wants to come up if you want to. My dude, if we do an after show tonight, definitely bring you up. Absolutely. The show's almost over. But when they did the CT scan, they realized you didn't swallow it. You inhaled it, said doctors. Doctors believed that Jonesy inhaled just before he coughed, sending the one -inch bit deep into his, so it went into his lung.

Speaker: Yeah, that's not good. Holy shit. That's not good at all. So we got to throw. Yeah, because like literally, you know, right, you know how it is right before you cough, you take that breath. The bit was so deep that normal scopes couldn't reach it. Jonesy said he was told that if it couldn't be taken out, part of his lung would have had to have been removed. Damn. Right? You're saying lawsuit? You go to dentist no more.

Speaker: Yeah, you know you when you go to the dentist you hey everything tight Got your drill bits and everything secure everything good See you breathing when you're laying back and your mouth open so your throat is wide open. What about it? Yeah And finally news tonight

Speaker: Let's head out to Washington. Washington State. It's pretty out there. Mountains and trees and rain and ocean and stuff like that. There's a lot of what? Sorry, that's my left hand. Did you say Tony, people? Tony's left. He's not a psychopath at all.

Speaker: We can make fun of Tony about a lot of things but we cannot make fun of Tony because of his political beliefs because he doesn't talk about that belief. Okay, let me take that back. Fuck y 'all. Second of all, you're probably right.

Speaker: When I said Tony people, Tony looked at me like, did this motherfucker just make a racist joke? I don't know what kind of people are in Washington. That's my race, my left hand. I just know, I do know that I've seen videos and stuff and pictures and it's very pretty out there. I don't know who's out there. It is, it is. I don't know who's out there. It is gorgeous. Thank you, Sadie. It's just growing biology. Oh, Lord. Thank you, Sadie. But anyways, well, ladies. Thank you, Sadie and Elliot.

Speaker: Ladies, this is not gonna be one of your prouder moments for your gender. But a woman who had accidentally dropped her cell phone into the whole of an outhouse, the natural forest, and fell in trying to retrieve it, had to be rescued by firefighters. Oh, no, no, no. If I fall into an outhouse, just shoot me there, because they ain't gonna get any worse. Mm -hmm. You'll never get the smell of your nose hairs. No, well, I got... Well, then I go buy me a new phone.

Speaker: I got something like another add -on for this story. I think I told you guys about it. But the Brennan Fire Department chief, Tim Manley, said the woman who was at the top of Mount Walker in the Olympic National Forest, northwest of Seattle, had been using her phone when it fell into the toilet on Tuesday. Manley said she disassembled the toilet seat and used dogs' leashes to try to get to the phone.

Speaker: She didn't like throw her dog down there. Get it, Fido! I'll lower you down, Fido, and you grab the phone, and I'll pull you up. You know what? Fuck that. There's some types of water I'm going to put in my arm, and I think it's my house water. I'm not putting my arm in it. You got insurance on your phone, you know? You just said, oh shit, I lost my phone. I'll fill you up with this phone back after that shit. Yeah. Don't get it. You can't get that shit clean.

Speaker: um it's bad enough that your phone is like one of the most dirty things you touch yeah exactly but uh she said she reached for it with the leashes i and she couldn't grab it the effort failed and she fell into the toilet head first oh the

Speaker: They didn't work very well, and she went in mainly since. The woman was alone and tried to get out for 10 to 15 minutes, reunited with her phone. She called 911. Impressive on the phone. The phone's still working after being dropped and all that. They made it be waterproof for 30 minutes and six feet of water. Sadie, we did the winners on Wednesday. Today was a new list for your major top five.

Speaker: Right. Yeah. Responding... Nobody knows by name. Responding firefighters, they actually passed her blocks to stand on to be able to reach a harness, which they used to pull her out of the vault. How deep is this fucking outhouse? They just call it a fucking vault. They just call it a vault. You will go down to your shoulder to hit the bottom of that bowl. Good. Because you realize they need to hold it, not necessarily flush it. Right. No, understood. Damn. And how short was this woman?

Speaker: Uh, she was washed. Uh, I hope she was. Uh, Tommy boy, the Britain, the Britain fire department said the, said the woman said she was uninjured.

Speaker: She was washed down and strongly encouraged to seek medical attention after being exposed to human waste, but she only wanted to leave. I bet she wanted to leave, but she wanted to sanitize and decont. She was thoroughly embarrassed. But with that being said, we're not by the fucking quickie mart on the way home to go and go buy me 15 cases of fucking bleach.

Speaker: But with that being said, as we've talked about on the show before, I used to do excavating work. And one of the jobs that we did is we would, the vault of mud bunnies, we would do septic installations. We would, you know, we would install new septic systems and stuff like at leach fields and everything like that. We also did repairs.

Speaker: I have had on One maybe two occasions the side of a septic tank explode while I was down in the hole You know, fortunately, I wasn't covered covered it but enough is enough you know, but When I was like what 15 something like that our septic tank at my parents house had to be

Speaker: cleaned out and the last, the last like three inches, somebody has to go down the hole. Yeah. And I was elected. Yeah. That was what my grandfather's company had a septic tank cleaning company. That's what they did. They had to tank your trucks and they would go out there and clean them and everything like that, drain them down or suck everything out.

Speaker: A couple weeks ago at work we had a sink clog

Speaker: up on the fourth floor of the building and we've snaked the drain. The fourth floor was working fine. We're like, hell yeah, we're out of here. You know, it's, it has got, you know, the sink drain has all that black sludge and shit and all that stuff build up in it and everything. So you got to push it down through it.

Speaker: Well, we cleared it, but then it was causing... Thankfully, I decided, well, let me go and check the other floors below it. So the third floor was all backed up. Oh, shit. All right. Well, we'll go ahead and run the snake. We had a floor snake that had like 100 feet of cable or whatever. We'll just run it all.

Speaker: Well, unfortunately, when you get down to the first floor, because the ground floor is on its own separate main line. So you come down under the first floor and it's a brand new building, but it hard 90s into the main line or goes over and then down into the main line.

Speaker: Well, when we was pushing everything down, all that pressure and everything built up because it was too much to hit that 90 all at once. And the bathroom on the first floor, it exploded out of it. I mean, all that black sludge and shit, and it stinks. Stinks. It exploded. It's just from sink water. Yeah, it exploded all the way back behind the stalls onto the back wall.

Speaker: had to get the plumbing department blah blah blah yada yada and we're finishing everything and cleaning everything up over later we're like we're kind of laughing we're like well fortunately nobody was in here when the sink exploded oh can you imagine being in there well the next day i found out somebody was in there and that's how they found out about the first floor because this person was freaking out they were

Speaker: What did you eat? They were they happen to be standing at the sink when it exploded and It was I was like So, you know, I go back to the office and we were talking about it like a day that day and and

Speaker: I was like, and they're like, yeah, you know, the good thing about it was nobody, nobody was in there when it happened. And I was like, well, about that guys. And they're like, Oh, hell no. Don't even say this. I said, well, I found out today that, uh, yeah, there was somebody in there and they completely fucking ate it. I would love to see the camera footage of when they come out of the bathroom to see if they were in

Speaker: full on freak out mode or if they just kind of walked out in complete shock and all, but I would be willing to say that that person never goes into a public restroom again. So that is, that is a, uh, it's a terrifying, not terrified, but a hell of a thing to have happen to you when you're just minding your business and washing your hands. So my whole shit explodes greed.

Speaker: Smoke one and drink one. I will be drinking one for you, trust me. Oh, Lord. Smoke Andre. But that's all I have in news tonight. I'll be damned. We're 20 minutes early. Oh, no, wait a minute. I didn't think it was done. Yeah, we got a topic we had to cover. We do. Aside from Jeff's haircut, which is the impressive thing of the night, we had a discussion the other day, Dave Chappelle movies and Richard Pryor movies.

Speaker: This motherfucker's on fire. I thought we were comedians. They had Dave Chappelle over Richard Pryor, which I kind of would disagree with. I think even Dave Chappelle would disagree with himself. Richard Pryor had excellent movies. Most people that come after Richard Pryor

Speaker: give him more credit than most comedians. This is Red Fox, Richard Pryor. There's nothing against George Carlin at all, period, not in the story. He had better stand -up performances than movies. I know he's done a couple of movies, but I do believe Richard Pryor will go down as a higher -ranked comedian than Dave Chappelle. I will take some of Richard Pryor's movies over Dave Chappelle's movies, because Richard Pryor did better, busted loose in the movies than me.

Speaker: I think at the end of the day, I think at the end of the day, yes Richard Pryor came into the business as a stand -up comedian, but at the end of the day he was an actor.

Speaker: He had a, yeah. And Dave Chappelle is, don't hum me, look at his catalog. That man has a fucked ton of movies. As I said, he came into the business as a stand -up comedian. But at the end of the day, when all was said and done, he's better known as an actor. Comedic actor, yes. Yes. Yeah, but they were, the list was stand -up comedians. Right. Yes, but he didn't do a lot of serious movies as much as he did comedy movies.

Speaker: I was never introduced to Richard Pryor as a stand -up comedian. I saw him in movies, and then I found out later on in life, I was like, oh shit, this motherfucker didn't stand up? Oh, I'm in. And honestly, his movies are funny as shit. Oh. I'll probably do something after this. Which one? I like both of those.

Speaker: Harlem Nights, definitely. Yes. Definitely. You had Stir Crazy. He did go down here. Stir Crazy was funny. Stir Crazy was kind of, it was OK, but. You had Silver Street, Grease Lightning. But we also had, he wrote Blazing Saddles. He wrote Blazing Saddles. Silver Street, wasn't that, didn't you do a racing movie? Grease Lightning.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Silver Street was him and Gene Wilder. Him and Gene Wilder were a comedic duo that has to go down in history. Oh, yeah. They have to go down in history. Who's got an echo? It's Chris. You got his phone. Oh, OK. He was in Superman III, too. Yes, he was. I always forget about that. Well, that was more of a, I wouldn't consider that his best role.

Speaker: No, but that's his first. When you go to his IMDb page, it's just number one. Silver Streak is number, uh, what, you know how they, they give suggestion movies. Yes. So my three is number, number, the first one. Plus Loose is the third one. See, no, he didn't see no evil here. No evil is four. He was a normal Malcolm. Yeah. He was on Malcolm and then he did the episode. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, moving. Holy shit, that movie was funny. Where Dana Carvey had multiple personalities. He gets a job to help design this train. This monorail. And his family moves from one side of the country to the other. And he's got this sob. I don't know if it's people who buy sobs. And Dana Carvey

Speaker: He paid Dana Carvey to move it, but Dana Carvey's got like 15 personalities. I forgot about the toy. I forgot about Brewster's Millions. Hands down. The toy.

Speaker: could not be made today, but that's where I was introduced to Richard Pryor. Okay. But that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm trying to say where you guys are having this, this discussion and you want to have this discussion. You're comparing apples to oranges. Are you comparing Richard Pryor to the actor to Dave Chappelle, the actor, or are you comparing Richard Pryor, the standup comedian to Dave Chappelle, the standup comedian?

Speaker: Or are you going Dave Chappelle comedian versus Richard Pryor, the actor? Because that's the argument that you guys are making right now by saying career for career. I would say career for career. But I don't think, and my original premise was, I don't think Dave Chappelle will put himself above Richard Pryor because that list was, that list was, was solely based off standup comedian. Nothing to do with their acting or anything like that.

Speaker: And Richard Pryor and David Chappelle are really similar. That's why they were three and four. They talk about a lot of the same things as far as race relations, stereotyping that they've been through, racial things that they've had to deal with as black comedians coming up. And being that Richard Pryor was what, 60s, 70s, and then Chappelle came around in the 90s, early 2000s, something like that. So you know. Richard Pryor was born in 1940.

Speaker: So, to talk about their movies, or what Richard Pryor did as an actor, or what Dave Chappelle has done as an actor, has nothing to do with their comedy at all. It's based off of stand -up. And I was trying to find some things to kind of, you know, go back and forth, because

Speaker: There's a YouTube video out there where a guy kind of breaks down their careers, but he gets too much involved into their acting careers. And yes, Richard Pryor had a much longer acting career movie catalog catalog to the duration of how much they was in. If you put the same timeframe, his 40 years and the other 40 years, say Dave Chappelle makes it 40 years. Richard Pryor did a good clean 40, 50 years of comics. Right.

Speaker: So we're going to have to look at it when we hit the duration, if you will. But as of right now, I don't think Dave would put himself above Richard. And as much as Dave has done the work, I don't think he's done the work that Richard has done. Because one specific skit he did exposed the world. And it was done underlingly, and it just brought it up recently. So when we go on an activist part, yeah, guys. Richard Pryor had 48 film credits as an actor, and Chappelle's only got 30.

Speaker: the fuck has he been in 30 movies? Uh it's not necessarily movies. It's it's like that includes like if he showed up on a TV show. Yes. And he had his own show. Yeah. He had his own show. He has his own movies. Richard Pryor had his own show. He had his own movies. He was also guest appearances. I don't like black comedians. So, I'm out of this argument. Well, you're just being a man. I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man.

Speaker: That's right, he was in Undercover Blues. Fuck it. You want a good fucking Stanley Tucci movie? Watch the movie Undercover Blues, made in 1993 with Dennis Wade and, uh, uh, what's this chick's name? No, she feels not done by far.

Speaker: I think at the end of the day, when Chappelle's career is over, it'll be a totally different discussion and a totally different argument on who's better. Guys, I got somebody that should have been on our list of actors that we don't know that we can't know. Yeah, what's his name? His name is Larry Miller.

Speaker: Yes, he is on my list. He's one of my backups. He kind of looks like Dan Aykroyd to me. He also acts like Dan Aykroyd. He was in 10 Things I Hate About You, Pretty Woman, Nutty Professor. Nutty Professor, that's right. He was the, um, one of the administrators, yes. Yeah, right. The gerbil guy. The gerbil guy, yes.

Speaker: He's in that movie, Undercover Blues, and he plays a cop with a lisp, and he's so fucking funny. Who? That Miller guy. Larry Miller. Check out, if you get a chance to watch Undercover Blues, Chappelle's in it, but it's like, I don't even think he has a speaking role. He might say two things. He plays a mugger. But that movie is fucking hilarious.

Speaker: Stanley Tucci walks around the whole time going, my name is Muerte. And they keep calling him Marty and it pisses him off. Like Marty, and he's like, Muerte as in death. And he's like, it's okay, Marty. It's hilarious. It's about two retired CIA agents.

Speaker: that have been they just got married and they just had a kid and they're on their Babymoon or honeymoon or fucking hilarious movie moon this motherfucker said baby moon Well, they're supposedly on honeymoon, but they got a newborn kid. So It's funny funny fucking movie back into going back and back to work for the CIA just had a baby we're going on our babymoon Yeah, after Jamaica we go

Speaker: They go to New Orleans, which is really funny because Larry Miller, that guy that I just showed you, he's always like, Mr. Blue, Mr. Blue, could you tell me where you were? Yeah, he can act like a mother. And he was, he was amazing. And he does the dad and 10 things I hate about you. And he was amazing in it. There's a speaking of going on vacation and like honeymoons or whatever.

Speaker: There's a movie I think it's on... I think it's on Hulu or one of them. But it's called Vacation Friends. It's got John Cena in it. Oh yeah, I wouldn't see that.

Speaker: He's so goddamn stupid, but it's funny as hell. I just watched that. John Cena and his girlfriend play a fireman. John Cena and his girlfriend play like these like wild party animals. They're doing coke and everything else. And then shooting bottles off dudes. Yeah. Yeah. Then the other couple is like a straight lace couple and they just happened to meet on vacation. And it's fucking funny as hell. Well, that goes back to Rob Durham's book. Don't do shots with strangers.

Speaker: Well, that's the that's the point is like people you meet on vacation. You don't necessarily want to hang out in real life with. I guess going to hang out with somebody on vacation like hey all of you guys are kind of well when you get into real life and you just hang out with those people, it never works out. That's right. Because everybody's different on vacation. But no, I didn't see the trailer for that. Is that movie out? Because I'm gonna see it. Anyhow, watch out tonight.

Speaker: I saw the preview for it, but Dave Chappelle's first movie, End of August, 1980. That was his second movie. Wow. That was his second movie. Hold on, bad guys. I need some air. I hope somebody's getting a video of this.

Speaker: That's such a crazy movie. I love that movie though. He's like, bless you. He's like, no, that's my name, man. I am his father, or sneeze.

Speaker: What the that's another that's another one of the actors Is gary l l ways he played the he played robin in robin hoodson about carrie carrie l's yeah he was very carrie l's he should have been on the list we need our asses with because Yeah, the dude he was on prince's bride to the dude. He wasn't saw his fucking presence as you wish exactly He was he was in fucking um

Speaker: saw he was in the first saw oh yeah he was uh he was in uh he was gonna cut his leg off he was in psych several episodes of psych exactly yeah did you see did you see the ending of the psych movie holy shit

Speaker: The fucking... Which one? The last one. They were talking about... Their love for... Val Kilmer. They go to hand off the stuff as fucking Val Kilmer. They never wanted to work with. I was like, oh shit! He's like, who's Sean and Gus? I was like, oh snap!

Speaker: Oh shit, it was about a good one. Yeah, it's three psych movies. You ever see the end of the psych movie? What? No, sorry, I just popped my head thinking about Larry Carey, whatever his name is. Larry Carey. He's been on a shit ton of movies. Yeah, there he is, psych. Yeah, he was, once in his face, I can't think of his character's name.

Speaker: He played like an undercover... He was a thief. He was a thief, but it was supposedly an undercover cop. No, he was just a thief. And he was just a thief, but he was fucking hilarious. Because in one episode, a couple of episodes, he worked for Interpol, supposedly, and then, come to find out, nobody knew who the hell he was. But he walked around Interpol like he owned the joint. I forgot he was a twister. That's right. He plays the asshole in Twister that dude punches.

Speaker: Yeah. Dorsey, you took her, you damn thief. He was in Kiss the Girls. I forgot about that. That was a hell of a movie, too. I don't care what nobody said. That was one of the best movies I've ever seen. Kiss the Girls. That was a good movie. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I forgot about this. He was in glory. Oh, that's right. I forgot about this. He played a captain. He played the hell out of that point.

Speaker: That movie with that horrible actor didn't sell Washington is that what glorious this podcast is over Boy sure No, isn't yeah, it must be one of the voices. Yeah, I was gonna say there was only like one human in the jungle book, you know Who else could have been on that?

Speaker: There's two of them, Jim Brewer and Guillermo Diaz should have been our list. Yeah. The dudes from Half Baked. Guillermo Diaz is in the movies, man. Jim Brewer, neither one of those guys are that guys. I mean, Jim Brewer is not in a whole lot of movies. He's nobody. Well, he's in Harlan Williams, the guy that was in jail and half -baked. I don't remember him for much.

Speaker: He's the guy that gave the police horse all that candy to fucking the horse died. He ended up going to jail for it. Which is the only reason Chappelle's character met the girl Mary Jane. Hell no.

Speaker: But with all that being said it's been an interesting night to say the least It's been a good show don't forget Starting May 4th. We are moving to another format. We'll be on YouTube Twitch and Facebook. So make sure you guys are following us there Also

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Speaker: I'm on a lot of apps. I'm in a lot of social media platforms. I'm going to miss apps. I have thoroughly enjoyed myself up here. For free. As you say, that day goes by that I get the... Yes, I did. That day went by that we met Tony, that I didn't see Tony's live on hats. Oh, 173 times a day. Whatever, you sound jealous. I have checked out other platforms.

Speaker: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We're just not gonna breeze past that. All right, I'm trying to end the show.

Speaker: What am I jealous of? Because 75, 90 % of the people you go live with, they could get hit by a truck tomorrow and I wouldn't give a shit about. So why am I jealous? What would you? The truck would run over you in your car. I would rather be driving the truck. So why would I care about or be jealous of you going live with those people? He was live the other day and I was trying to join into the conversation and some cunt was running her fucking shithole in the comments making little sliding remarks.

Speaker: I'm going to let y 'all go through that. I told you about that. And I was ignoring her on purpose and just carrying on the conversation. Well, what's crazy is you get notifications of me on here and on Twitter. I get them on Twitch, too. Yeah, you go get them on Twitter. I was going to, speaking of Twitters, I was going to join you guys today, but Chris just claimed he would drive over you. No, not Brian. I would care if Brian got hit. I would care if Brian got hit.

Speaker: I mean, if I didn't run him over, but yeah, if somebody else hit him, I would care. I would be upset. You'd be upset that you weren't. Because I didn't. But no, I tried to join you guys the other day on Twitter, but then my phone went off fucking haywire. And I was like, Jesus Christ. You saw you were in there. But the biggest thing, like I said, any and every last one of us that want to be in the same area, that's the biggest focus right now. Everybody's on the other apps, no problem. But we're trying to see what we're going to go together as a community, as a group. We found a couple.

Speaker: Twitch, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram are absolutely obvious because Haps connects to them off the road. YouTube, I don't have my YouTube channel anymore. I got suspended. I'll live as much as I want to, but yeah, it's been suspended. What the hell did you do? Up music? I was playing music, yeah. I was going to say, yeah, you don't, you don't do anything, I guess, to spend it on YouTube. The music got you. The music got us once and that's what we had to yell at Mike that one time for. Yeah.

Speaker: Outside of that as well as I don't play my shit. I'm very careful with sound bites, but I'm gonna be I Did check out air time? I know we're talking about that streaming is not gonna be an issue You will be able if y 'all want to stream yard. I have no problem joining if you want me there. Um, I looked at

Speaker: Do we want him there? Get Vocal was another one I was told about. Bobby Shannell brought that to us. Maybe. There are plenty of places we can go to, but I was specifically looking for anybody out there, anything that's a free video conferencing multi broadcast. I got one you can broadcast through, Tony, that is going out. It is free. It's a little bit harder to do. Listen, Mark.

Speaker: You need all the talk. I said I sent it I sent it to Chris. I think I'll see if it's still there I'll send it to you. I don't know but um now I gotta go ahead and wrap the show up It is it is it is alive and I'll add the music in So that we don't go super over but um I'll just add the music in At the end when I when I add it I can do that. That's no big I think I still have it saved on my

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Speaker: We're doing a podcast and this guy's doing everything but the podcast all night

Speaker: We're done. We're out of here. We're leaving. Fuck these guys. Fuck these motherfuckers. I'm gonna push the button. Goodbye. Goodbye, motherfuckers.