Nonsensical Nonsense 79 Things are getting out of hand

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Speaker: Here we go!

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: I might one of these days get that fucking figured out to where I don't get that happening to me as soon as I fucking click out of there. What's going on guys? Happy Wednesday. Tis hump day. We made it halfway through the week.

Speaker: It's nice of the guys to actually show up. You know, it's not like we haven't been doing this for a while now. Michael, Jeffrey, thank you guys. But, anywho, welcome to Nonsense School Nonsense, guys. What's going on, Shatter's Box? How y 'all doing? I'm Glick, as always, hanging out with you guys. Mike and Jeff maybe here momentarily. I have no idea.

Speaker: Well, like I said, it's not like we do this every Wednesday or anything. But if you guys haven't already, feel free to go check us out on social media. Nonsense School Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Tiki Taki, all that jazz. You can also join us here live and in person. Well, not in person, but live on HAPS each and every Wednesday and Saturday night. And you can get every single episode. And they are up to date and current with the exception of this episode.

Speaker: on Spotify, Anchor, Google Play, and Apple Podcasts, basically anywhere and everywhere you get your podcasts and jollies from. So go give us a follow, go show us some love, share it if you'd be so kind, share it out, tell other people about it. And we do have an email as well that you can email us if you'd like. You can email us at nonsensicalnonsensepodcastatgmail .com.

Speaker: And you can do that because as of recently, we have just incorporated you guys into our starting five. So that's how you will get your list to us with a couple exceptions have been made for a couple people, but that's because they're special. So if you guys would like to take part in the starting five that we draft every Saturday night, that's how you're going to get to us.

Speaker: I really don't have anything planned for this because as I said, apparently this is Mike and Jeff's first time. So now I'm just stuck to my own devices where I ramble for the next few minutes. Last weekend started five actually went pretty well. I haven't, having the chatters box get involved with it. So, but anywho,

Speaker: I don't know about anybody else, but I know we're about to get Winter Storm or Snowpocalypse 2022 up here. It always, yeah, it always goes well when I win, but you always vote against me, Marcus. Don't fuck us up with that. And you barely, you barely, barely got your vote in today, by the way. But we do have our first ever,

Speaker: chatter's box champion that we will announce momentarily. Once the guys get here and we get through all of our bullshit, I don't see if Jeff's ready to go or not. I just had to, I just took him down because there's so much background noise. Still background noise. I have no idea. Absolutely no idea where they are or what they're doing.

Speaker: We're going to dock their pay, though, tonight. We're going to dock their pay. Probably going to have to write them up. There was late, and there was no call to let me know they were going to be late, or text, or anything like that. So we'll send them to the HR department and let HR deal with them, I guess. Which is, by HR, I mean me shooting them with paintballs and or tasers, whichever I decide.

Speaker: Maybe I'll send immigration down to Jeff's house, and that is goofy ass deported back to the states. And we can have Mike deported to Mexico or something, I don't know.

Speaker: HR's HR's apparently run by Mark down. So we'll send them to Mark's office. He'll sort them out. My list have been phenomenal That's why I'm continuing to win and that's why nobody else wins because they have terrible lists For those of you I'm currently responding to the chatter's box So this is this is your guys's this is your guys's floor since Tweedledee and Tweedledum decided not to show up on time tonight So we'll do a little Q &A

Speaker: It's nice of you to show up. Jackass! I've been here. No, I've been here. I don't know if you can hear me. I was having... Yeah. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. I can see you, finally. Okay. How you say it? Nice of you guys to show up. No, I heard everything you said. Oh, well. You're 12 minutes late.

Speaker: or doc your pay and we're going to send you to Mark's office and he's going to sort you out actually I'm I'm 40 40 40 center actually we go by my time not your imaginary magical land that you live in where you're an hour behind me

Speaker: I'm an hour behind you. I live in the future. I'm in the here and now. You're in the past. I work till 3 .30. I don't get to pick up my kids until 4 .30. And then I got to drive 45 minutes here, you know. Sounds like a whole lot of you problems. I get here when I get here. Drive faster. Yeah, I can show you a you problem, too. I don't have you problems.

Speaker: I don't even have me problems. Well, you're going to have to wait to hear who the champion is. Well, I am kind of curious to see how I'm going. Of course, every week is interesting to see how Blake won.

Speaker: Check the social media count. I tell you every week you can count. No votes came in on Snapchat this week. It's all on social media. You have, I have given you the password to all the social media. Yeah. I will say somebody surprisingly did a really good job this week. I won't say surprisingly, but was right up there. Jeff.

Speaker: Oh, Jeff's been doing pretty good. How do I rig the system? Where is it? Did anybody see Michael's video that he made? Did you still... You got one vote on that video and it wasn't even for you. I need to post your video on our Facebook page. Make it. Make the people vote for me.

Speaker: Yeah. Mr. Captain Extra over here. It was a good video. It was a cool video. I'll give you that. It's just extra for no reason. Like, really extra. Isn't that what - Isn't that not what you said to do on the last -

Speaker: I just said make a video from all the lists. I said post a video of the list on your TikTok. For knowing the full list, not just your section of the list. Jesus Christ, I'm gonna shit myself when I saw it. I'm gonna take a clip. So let me explain it. Let me put Michael's videos into words for you guys. Please. Mike made a video on TikTok, and it was a clip of the Batmobile. It was a clip of what was his list.

Speaker: It was a Batmobile, it showed the James Bond car, it showed pretty much every car on his list, including the Enterprise and the Millennium Falcon, which wasn't even a video of the Millennium Falcon, which drove me nuts. And then said, vote now!

Speaker: a 30, less than a millisecond of the four lists. And it was a snippet video of every one of his vehicles and then the list. And to top it all off, since you assholes, Michael, Cameron, and everybody else that say I rigged the system, just so you know, everybody that says I rigged the system, I can physically beat all of your asses.

Speaker: and I will use Cameron to physically beat the brakes off of you because he's smaller than Jeff. This motherfucker not only made this extra -ass video, but he cut my list out of it! He cut my list out of it!

Speaker: No, I apologize for being late. I was eating. I have not eaten all day. I'm not mad. Look. Look. It was a really cool video. Mark. It was a cool video. I'll give it that. But it was very one -sided. I'm not mad because I have fucking skills. It should have been three -sided. And I know how to make a TikTok video. And I learned. And I know how to do screen records. And you're allowed to do 60 seconds on TikTok.

Speaker: Three minutes on my videos, that must be because... Do a three minute video, see how that works out for you with the sound. Do a three minute video with sound and see how that works out. It works out fantastically, it just takes forever to load.

Speaker: It would take a 3 minute video. If you would have made a video with our 3 list, if you would have made a video with our 3 list and then put the list at the end of it, it was a cool video, but you could have made it longer and added everybody, not just making it one sided and especially not cut my list out.

Speaker: You know what you could have done it too and and for for about this much About this much of a time span I thought about doing the same thing for you guys as let's do and then I said

Speaker: No, they're grown. They can make their own videos. Thinking about it, doing it. Well, knowing the fact that I have no access to a phone, you could at least make them up. Did you really just, did you, did you, did you really, did you really just say, I have to do your work for you? Did you just say that to me, of all people? That's what he said. I heard it loud and clear. Of all people. Yes, ma 'am. Well, Catherine needs help. Oh, my God.

Speaker: God! Well, that being said, now we're all here. Let me make time outside of editing podcasts, holding audio, posting podcasts, social media for the podcast, posting the list everywhere, making, you know, I don't have to make the list, Jeff does make the list, making the list fit, trying to unblur the list, and everything else I do for this podcast, let me again make time to make a one -sided,

Speaker: Video and make sure that I black out Michael's list from now on Jeffrey don't put him in the middle anymore Put him on the left or right side so I can just so I can just cut his Let's get to the sorry guys, I passed out the only thing I heard was start aging That's I'm sorry. Let's start the chatters box of champions My bad tatted mamas Tina newcomer

Speaker: And Chris Prince. And Wicked had. She put Ghostmobile, but it's Ecto 1 from Ghostbusters. The coach from The Monsters. The Hell Cycle from Ghost Rider. Baby, the 1967 Impala from Supernatural. And the custom yellow Dick Tracy car. Tatted Mama had the 68 Shelby GT500 from Eleanor. Gone in 60 seconds.

Speaker: The Transformer was Bumblebee, the 1977 OG Camaro. The General Lee, the 1969 Dodge Charter from Dukes of Hazzard. The Mirth Mobile, the 1976 AMC Pacer from Wayne's World. And the 63 Lovebug. Tina had Captain America's 1952 Harley Easy Rider, which is what got me. She also had the Munster's Coach, the Ford Model T from the Munster's.

Speaker: She also had the 1950 Mercury from Cobra, which is one hell of a pull. Snowman's 1974 Kenworth, smoking the Bandit. And the Mystery Machine, the 1960 panel van from Scooby -Doo. And Chris had the Knight Rider Transam from Firebird. The General Lee 1969 Charger. Eleanor had gone in 60 seconds to car. Those two lists.

Speaker: the smoking band at Trans Am from 81 and the 70 charger from Fast and Furious. And the winner is Christopher. Well, coming in dead last was surprisingly, and I really thought with as much as he talked that he was really going to come a little bit heavy handed, but Chris came in with one vote and then we had a tie for second place.

Speaker: between Wicked and Tina, which making it the first ever Chatter's Box champion being Tatted Mamas with four votes. Nice. But also ours. So, Tatted Mamas wins the Chatter's Box of Champions. Yes, she does. And on to...

Speaker: The starting five iconic vehicles from TV and movies, the main event, so to speak. Chris had the Peterbilt, the 379 from Transformers, otherwise known as Optimus Prime. The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The 1963 Volkswagen Beetle from Herbie. The 2525 bus from Speed still gets me that you got that.

Speaker: And the 1974 Dodge Monaco from the Blues Brothers. Nice little sweater for you. That is a nice little sweater. The 1989 Batmobile from Batman. That's making no sense. The Starship Enterprise. Nerd. The Millennium Falcon from Star Wars. Nerd. You're a bucket nerd. Oh, sorry. And the Aston Martin DB5 from James Bond, which I do think is a beautiful guard.

Speaker: And the 67 baby Impala from Supernatural. And I, of course, had the DeLorean DMC -12 from Back to the Future II. The 1957 Plymouth Fury from Christine. How is that a nerd? It's Christine.

Speaker: Think somebody's a little jealous award and then the 1979 Queen family trucks are serious I have a serious lab Do you and then the thirty two five one afford from American 3d and the 1980 GMC Ford pickup truck from the fall guy? Try to refresh try to refresh your your your web browser Mike and then Tony D

Speaker: Once again, can only win second place, but his list is important. Tony D had the Lamborghini Countach from Cannonball Run. The Knight Rider Kit. The General Lee from Dukes of Hazzard. The Star, the Enterprise, the NCC1701 -D. Nerd. And the Foragers from Star Trek. And the 77, Smokey the Man at Trans Am. And the winner is...

Speaker: And we have no sound, so Chris doesn't want to say. No sound. My bad, I muted my mic. Sorry. There it is. That's better. So, all good lists. A couple people decided to be fucking nerds. But with a surprising twist, our boy Tony Dee actually did really well this week. Did he?

Speaker: Yeah, good for him. He had six votes. Good for him. Well, that after show we did with Tony D. By the way, Pookie? We literally spent like what, three hours doing lists.

Speaker: And it was hilarious. And Pookums has an amazing list for pretty much the next ones. Pookums? Pookums is set for the next, what, seven episodes of the list. Yeah, exactly. He just gave me the middle finger. Well, in an unsurprising twist, Michael, this is why your one win was clearly rigged.

Speaker: You came in dead last. That's because you're a nerd. You're a fucking nerd. And no one likes you. I liked you. Even though you're a nerd, I like you. Your list was really nerdy. But you had two votes. Oh, that's not terrible. At least you got five. Jeffrey. Yes. How does it feel to always be my number two? Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker: with five votes. Son of a bitch. Oh, you're using bad words. You just got yelled at. And for the third time. How did I get yelled at? The problem with this one, the champ is... Yes! Yes! You won by the way. You were the idiot in the book, but how did you win the tournament of champions? Why do I got to be an idiot?

Speaker: 27 votes Get the fuck out of here

Speaker: No, I actually had seven votes. And Mark's little sneaky ass came in at the end and got a vote in for you. Yes. I tagged like everybody. I know you did. But as you see, I said place your votes.

Speaker: You tag all your people. I tag everybody, but once again, the problem is, is a lot of the people I tag don't follow us on Nonsense Go Nonsense page, so they can, they can't. Like my wife, she got the, she did vote, but she got the notification and when she went to the Nonsense Go Nonsense page, she couldn't find the list. It was weird. It was like it didn't exist. It was weird. You can't be fired, Cameron.

Speaker: You did tag a whole bunch of people. Mike went extra with his list and cut my list off. I overcame. I climbed the mountain like a true champion. This is what the people want. This is what the people want. That's like winning by the license plate of the bomber of your car. I won by two votes, but I mean,

Speaker: still that's three in a row it's all on social media it's on tiktok it's on facebook once again i will be humble and woke about it and congratulations i won't be humble and i won't be woke i believe you i know it is and i'm three in a row tic -tac -toe bitches

Speaker: I'm only two wins away from being as good and as many a time of a champion as the great Thomas Brady, who officially retired the other day, by the way. And in his retirement speech did not say a goddamn word about that shitty city of Boston. Did not thank them, did not say anything.

Speaker: And I loved it. And everybody is losing their fucking minds. I'm on that actual leagues. And you're dragging and glitching out. Are you talking about me? Yeah, you.

Speaker: My extras list I'll just give it a second, but we did do that after And we had a blast and we laughed our asses off and we literally came up new and more I just

Speaker: Did not the only list I mentioned on when we're gonna do is our hundred episode list For when we hit 100 episodes of the podcast that list is in reserve. So that's saved for one I don't even remember this week The release we're doing for our hundred for our hundredth episode is celebrity crushes. I'm saving it Oh, yeah, we talked about that. Yeah, we talked about that a lot Mike Mike said we should say that 100 episode week

Speaker: Well, I thought about doing her Valentine's Day, but fuck all that. But, uh, uh, for our list this week. Now, when I mentioned this on, on Joe, Tony D. Which, which list? Lost Their Minds. Oh, she wants to know how many lists, uh, her, her and the Tatters Magic Champions win. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, Chris got one, Tina and Wicked got two, and you got four. Yeah. So for this week's starting five, we're doing the best iconic movie one -liners. For example, we're going to need a bigger boat. That's what I titled this show tonight. Awesome.

Speaker: That's awesome. Mike, did your dog die? That is going to be your list. Who, me? No, Michael. Down there looking like his damn dog died being all quiet. He's mad because I caught him a nerd. So we get Mike a Snickers. But that is going to be, I voted Jeff. I didn't hear. He didn't hear anything. See, there you go. Mark, you did the right thing. No, I think what got,

Speaker: You see the obstacles that I have to overcome? Constantly. These guys try to cheat me every week, and they say that I'm cheating when all the numbers are right. And Jeffrey, you actually got a vote on the Spotify poll, too. Poll. Next. The only vote that came in on the Spotify poll. But I also just posted the episode last night. But you got a vote there.

Speaker: Well, like I said, so the best one -liners from TV shows are for movies, only movies. You have to wait till Saturday, Mike, or Tony. Yeah, Tony emailed it to me at Nonsense School Nonsense Podcasts. By the way, Chris, while I was eating, I was watching you rant and ramble, and you fumbling over the email address just warmed the cackles of my heart, because you were like, what is Nonsense School Nonsense?

Speaker: It's not very often that I get to say on here, it's not my job.

Speaker: So that's not my job. I honestly, I don't know what the fuck the email is, even though I set up the email and I set up everything for the email and I had to set up all the social media with the email. I don't know what it is. And I wasn't expecting, I know Mike had technical difficulties, so I wasn't expecting you guys to be late. So I was ready to come right in. Normally, I literally ordered my food.

Speaker: at five o 'clock at the latest. It was five 15 and they said 30 minutes. I said, perfect. He had enough time to eat and then get real quick and it arrived at five 55. I almost forgot about this about this last list. Mike, I think you're going to get a kick out of this one. So I was listening to last Wednesday's episode and you know, we announced that I was the champion yet again and everything like that.

Speaker: And I got this little - That's okay, that's okay, because next week, this Saturday, I have guaranteed myself the win. Guaranteed, oh. I was gonna pick, I had two ideas. And I'm gonna do this so I can pretty much guarantee myself the win. Double down. And Chris already knows where I'm going with this. You could have had the win today. You doubled down on it.

Speaker: Double down on it, sir. You know what it is? You know what it is? I jinxed myself. And you know what? If this is the only thing I lose for the rest of my life, because I'm winning so much at life, I'm OK with it.

Speaker: You lost at the brains department. You lost at the looks department. You lost at the height department. You lost in the pecker department. I'm pretty sure my wife would contest that. But, but the one... You're still my little buddy. So you win at that. Having me as your best friend. There you go. That's a win. Just like Mike having me as his friend. But like I said, if, if, if the one thing I lose for the rest of my life is this list,

Speaker: Yes, it would be so far, but at the end of the day, I'm okay. So far, Mike, you remember the magic eight ball? When you'd ask me the question and shake it, Jeff's like, well, I ever win the starting five outlook, not good. Not fucking going to take that. Not as long as it looks around. At the end of the day, everything else, all of my life, that if this is the only disappointment I have, I'm okay with that.

Speaker: Come and take the belt off of me, Cameron. I've done that. That's not funny. I told you you were going to be disappointed. Mike, seriously, did somebody shoot you in the back of the head? Are you dead?

Speaker: Is your mic, is your earphones working? No, my earbuds are watching the phone, so the only way I can hear you guys is by having a podcast on this and because of that

Speaker: Turn your internal speaker on your camera, on your laptop. 20 seconds behind. Yeah, he's got a full delay. It's like when I watch on YouTube, it's a full minute delay. Do you have an internal speaker on your laptop? Turn it up. Yeah, just unplug your earbuds, and you should be able to rock out. Just run over to my house real quick. I got an extra set of headphones I'll give you. Oh, yeah, I got headphones for days. Yeah.

Speaker: I don't hear. Just run. Yeah. Can you hear us now? We're not on a delay. I have I have to I have the microphone turn. Can you? Yeah, we can hear you. I have this microphone. Yeah, we hear you. We ask, can you hear us if you turn your internal speaker on? Oh, now we can't hear you. Now we lost you. Technical difficulties are fun.

Speaker: They're all over the place. Yes. Oh my gosh. I had a moment today, just real quick. We can't hear you. I was on the phone with a client, and I was explaining something to her, and I went, whoa, whoa, whoa. Use your phone. Use your phone for the night. Yeah, use your phone for the night, Mike. I literally had a words are hard moment, and literally said words are hard. And she's like, huh, I hear that on a podcast every once in a while.

Speaker: And I was like, yeah, that's me. There's a podcast, my kid listens to that here that says that. I'm like, yeah. I didn't want to burst your bubble about my professionalism. Your kid probably should not listen to our podcast. Well, our kid's like 20.

Speaker: Oh, okay. Yeah. I mean, she literally said, he's like, he was listening to a podcast the other day and somebody's blurted out words are hard on it. I didn't have the heart to tell her that it was me. Cause I was being so professional on the call. I didn't want to be like, yeah, that was me. What's, uh, what's Tony waiting on? Uh, about to put his mind, he's waiting on permission.

Speaker: Tony, just send it to me on Twitter or something. We're Twitter friends. I can send it to Jeff if you don't want to send it to the email. So just a real quick recap, because I don't want to beat the starting five to death. Our starting five that we'll be drafting is most iconic one -liners from movies. From movies.

Speaker: Perfect. And, you know, you have, there's, tweet these nuts. So, so you got, you know, you're, you're all the back, you got, and we're going to need a bigger boat. You know, there's, there's a slew of them. And, and, uh, should be an interesting list because it, there's so many of them. I mean, I mean, the, the one that the only one that you can't do is the grunt from Nick Cage.

Speaker: from Willy's Waterland, the only sound he makes the entire movie. Why not? Why not? I don't know, that might be awesome. But once again, you have to give line and name the movie. I made that just for you, Tony, just so you know. This is just for you. It's handmade and everything. Listen here, pookums. Yeah, listen here, pookum. Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.

Speaker: but uh did you do a monday show sir no i did not um okay but mike uh i think mike said he's he's uh down for the monday show i was gonna ask tony if he wouldn't maybe be interested if if you couldn't do it or even uh teddy mama days mondays are my crazy day i usually

Speaker: I'm on my laptop at 9 a .m., and by seven or eight o 'clock at night, I'm finally finished, and I'm beat. It is a 12 -hour day for me. So Monday's gotta be out for me, because I'm literally sitting here going, yes, you guys are funny. Mike, are you back? I literally eat and pass out. We can't hear you, Mike. We see you talking, but we can't hear you.

Speaker: The camera looks good though. Yeah, the camera actually does look really good on his new phone that he said he didn't like the camera on. Yeah, I don't know. Apparently the microphone on the phone, the new phone doesn't work. It doesn't always work with, you almost have to have something connected to it with HAPS on the phone because I had that problem when we first started.

Speaker: I did it on my phone for the longest time. Mike, I don't know if you can still hear us or see us, but see if your kids have got some damn headphones and go to the Tony D route, man. Plug them sons of bitches right in. Yeah, hey, rock the corded, man. Yeah, or if your parents have some or something.

Speaker: That's usually what I'll do if I, my earbuds, my Bluetooth earbuds, if they die or whatever, I just plug in my gamer headset and turn the mic off. Well see, I can't wear earbuds. They hurt my ears. No matter, you know, you can get the ones with the different gummies and stuff, and I literally, they hurt. After about five minutes, my ears hurt. Well, you're all right with us too, Tony. Yeah, pookums.

Speaker: That was funny because the look on his face when we all started calling it was just like, ah, yeah, there's nothing like a bunch of dudes calling it. And literally people in the chatters box are going, what the next video? And there's nothing he can do about it except leave or take the abuse.

Speaker: Yeah. No, but, but in, in, in Tony's credit, he took it in stride as he used to. What's going on, Nick? Hey, there's Nick. There's the broster. All right. So we got Mike back. The camera does look really good on him. Now we can hear you perfectly. Can you hear us? All right. Yeah. I've, I've been able to hear you the whole time. Okay. I don't know. Yeah. We,

Speaker: I don't know what's gonna happen Monday because I might be in jail on Monday Okay, fair enough. Well Mike's going to jail on Monday. So Tony D intended mama's my my situation My situation over the last 24 hours has completely changed so We're on Facebook all day long. I didn't hear one

Speaker: Yeah, and the only thing I heard yesterday, the only thing I got from you yesterday was you flipping me off, telling me I was fucking adopted. I did write Mike a very sweet, I did write Mike a very sweet poem yesterday, actually. You were adopted. What I said, what I fucking said, you retard, was you did a your mama, and I said, I feel bad about giving you a your mama, because you were fucking adopted, and that's not fair to mama Glick.

Speaker: i didn't say that i didn't do your mom a joke i said roses are red violets are blue your mom should have swallowed you yeah what the fuck is that that's not a joke that was just saying that your mom should have swallowed you started it just so you know i was told that he was adopted i no real mom died

Speaker: Every mom did die. His mom did die. My mom is dead. My mom and dad died. My mom and dad died. Of course you can. My dad and my mom, they've been divorced since I was like six. Joe and my dad have been married for like 30 years. My mom died like 11 years ago or 10 years ago or something like that.

Speaker: I wasn't adopted. I had a mom most of my into my adult life. She just died young. I have a bonus mom. Cameron makes fun of my dead mom all the time. I'm not a douchebag. Oh, I'm just kidding. The joke you should have done was the one from what's it called?

Speaker: Well, I think well Mike Mike snapchatted me flipping me off saying here's your inspirational Bullshit or whatever for the good morning Mike do you have any words of wisdom? Yeah, that's what I was trying to get to Captain technical difficulties. No, you took the technical difficulties to a whole new level tonight No, I don't I don't have my equipment

Speaker: That's where if you would have taken the proper avenues and went through the proper people with your audio, I would have audio of it as well. It's where I could play it.

Speaker: We can, we can a cappella. We can a cappella for you. We can, we can a cappella with it for you. I'm actually, I'm actually scared. It's the big dog. I'm actually scared.

Speaker: Did you see the video I sent you?

Speaker: Oh yeah, that shit was funny as hell. That shit was awesome. I have not. I forgot about that. I totally forgot about it, but I found this podcast that I was listening to that I told you about. And that is their intro music. Cheating on us, huh? This is exactly why we got a divorce and you had to move to Mexico. See? Finally, now I need to tear out my dirty lottery. The truth is out there is why Jeff is in Mexico. He's hiding from me. But I literally...

Speaker: I heard the song for the intro, and I went, oh fuck, I totally forgot this song exists. And then I sit there and go, who the fuck sings this? All right. Oh my god, such a good song. Michael, I did your intro for you. What are your words of wisdom on this fine? Oh, do you guys know what today is?

Speaker: It is Groundhog Day. Groundhog Day. Well, yeah, it's Groundhog Day, and that fat fuck's all a shadow or something, so it is like six more weeks. It is the second month or the second day of the 22nd year. Yeah, it's two, two, two, two. Yeah! I know, I've been checking it all day. Whoo -hoo! Wacky, wacky morning shoes are... Oh, crazy! Are you ready, Michael? Do you have your words of wisdom? And tonight's words of... No, no, I'm... Are brought to you by...

Speaker: I'm looking at this homework that you wanted me to do before the podcast. Can you not do it? No, I got it right here. I'm actually kind of fabriasted. Like, this is the best that they could come up with. There's some really good names there. But we're not worried about that right now. We'll get into that when we do news later. We're worried about your words of wisdom.

Speaker: i don't have any words of wisdom brought to you by one of my favorite movies and one of my favorite british actors

Speaker: Don't buy drugs. Become a rock star and they'll give you them for free. Bill Nye, ladies and gentlemen. Are you done? As this is, this is why, this is, this is why remember, remember this people, remember this people when, when, when you cast your vote on our list,

Speaker: And remember, this is why you want me to maintain my championship status. Because as every good host, you always come prepared just in case of anything, unless it's the start of the show and your co -host give you no warning and they show up late and then you're left looking like a jackass rambling.

Speaker: as the show was after already started. But anyways, I have some I have some words of wisdom like I always do. So many words of wisdom. There's words wisdom come from. I have not humbled it all. I am not an egomaniac. But this is this is something that I live by. And I think I've said it to Mike more times than I can remember. I've said it to a lot of people. But

Speaker: Everything happens for a reason, Michael. You're worried about Monday. Everything happens for a reason. Even if you don't understand, there's a plan for you. So no matter what is happening, if something, you get completely blindsided or you find out that somebody in your life is incredibly fake or anything like that, it all happens for a reason.

Speaker: you lose your job, whatever. There's always a reason for it. And there is a bigger picture. Mike, I know you're, you're kind of a churchy guy. You go to church and stuff like that. You know, somebody somewhere where no matter what you believe in, what God or gods or whatever,

Speaker: They have a plan for you. And as I said earlier, and like I'm sure you've heard this, I've got a buddy of mine that's very big into his church. He's very active. And when him and I get to talking, and we start talking about different things, because I talk to him about some different, he's one of the few people that I let really get inside my head, he always tells me, remember, God always gives his strongest warriors the toughest battles.

Speaker: Well, one of the words of wisdom my grandmother used to say all the time is, God never puts more on your plate than you can handle. Which I always queued in with, I wish God would know that my plate is really small. Apparently, I've got a big ass plate. Well, you know, I mean, that's kind of thing. And I'll put it in different terms. Shut that door. Is the universe itself. As you said, God, Gaia, whoever you believe in,

Speaker: Nothing is ever put on your plate that you can't handle. And the one thing you can remember, and Michael, this I'm speaking directly to you, you can always rely on your voice. Oh yeah. My Facebook is on 24 -7. Especially the humblest of all humble.

Speaker: And Tony D, he's always on somewhere. You know what, Saturday's Words of Wisdom's gonna be the definition of humility for those that don't know it.

Speaker: I have been humbled more times than I can count, so yes, sometimes I lend my ego out. If the biggest ego boos for Chris winning the starting five, I'll let him have it. If that's what boos is ego. The lady I get to talk to every single day

Speaker: First thing in from the morning all the way up until I go to bed at night is my ego boost. Cuz she builds it up more than anything. Yeah, you might need to Tony D. We all might need to have to get in on that one. Yeah, understood. This is for next week's words of wisdom I brought my pipe. Extra.

Speaker: You still look like that. You look like that. What is it? The worm from Alice in Wonderland. Well, make sure you wear your Peaky Blinders hat, too, in your skirt. I will. In your skirt. I can't wear my... Brush your beard. I cannot actually wear my... What's going on with it? I cannot wear my kilt. Kilt? Why not? It's tickle -freezed.

Speaker: I kind of lost everything this week. How the hell? Okay, yeah, you seriously need to talk to me out. Yeah. I mean, once again. The only clothes I have are the ones that I'm wearing. Jesus. Dude. Yeah, we need to talk off the show. I don't know why we're just hearing about this right now. Exactly. I mean, it's been as long as how many days since this has happened. It kind of just happened. Understood.

Speaker: but we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll keep it off the air and unless, you know, when you, when you want to bring up anything like that on the air, that's up to you, but we'll keep it out of the air. We'll keep it. We'll keep it with the, we'll, we'll keep it with the funny. We'll keep it with the funny. So you need to, I'm trying to be in good, I'm trying to get scared, but Tina and Chiam and talking to me and Betty has too, but Betty doesn't know what's going on either. That he's going to tear your ass for that. Well,

Speaker: Betty is a very, you know where I'm gonna tell you something, I'm gonna tell you something about Betty. Betty is a poem, a very intelligent woman that has a very good head on her shoulders and is - Did anybody say she wasn't? I was gonna say, when did we say she wasn't? Probably wasn't more, probably one of the more, will you shut up for a goddamn minute? We're listening. She's probably one of the more,

Speaker: understanding of people that I've ever met and, and she's very patient. And I greatly, I greatly value meeting her. So you do need to, you do need, you do need to link up with Tony D and talk to Tony D. He's good at this kind of shit. But we're, we're trying to find some, some avenues, but,

Speaker: I like the Molotov cocktail avenue. I do too. Some people like to watch the world burn and then there's guys like me where once the world is burning, I throw gasoline on it. Yes. I don't take the shifts. I just. Have you ever watched, have you ever watched, did you ever watch the old, old Tom Hanks movie, the money pit? Love that movie. Oh yeah. It's one of my favorites. Yeah. Pretty much.

Speaker: Pretty much what's going on. So you got stuck in the floor because there was a hole in the floor and you sit in the rug? Yeah. I'm sorry, that is the funniest scene I've ever seen. The only better is when you're going up the stairs and the stairs start collapsing. Holy shit. I love that. What the hell you got two Xs for, Tony? Tony said he's got a lot of two Xs.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, that's right. He probably was like a gangster back in the day. He was dressed like that. What was his name? That rapper? Does your chain hang low? So Tony D went out. That's why fat guys like Mike and I can never find clothes in our size when we go to the store, because all these little burgers are buying shirts for sizes too big. I haven't fit into a 2XL shirt since I was like 24 and started working out.

Speaker: Like, my shoulders are too big for a 2XL. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, like I said, a 2XL, I would swim in. You need to, uh, well, you're like 5 '5", so I understand that. A 5 '3", that's for sure. I don't think women your size. Yeah. I told somebody that she would be swimming in one of my hoodies, and she didn't believe me.

Speaker: A lot of, a lot of, I'm very, I'm very broad in the show. You would tell me to bring you up right when we're getting ready to get a break. So, but yeah, no, like I said, you definitely got to link up with Tony D talk to Tony. Uh, Tony hooked you up like a tow truck.

Speaker: Not only, I mean, you can, like I said, I'm actually kind of shocked that this is the first that Jeff and I are hearing about this. So I definitely, I definitely want to talk to you. You're supposed to be boys here, Mike. As in, I ain't steak. My boys are eating steak. Let me get you your steak, brother. Well, yeah, like if I'm the champ, you guys are the losers. I mean, you guys are champs too.

Speaker: really you guys you guys you guys i'm like rick flare and you guys are like the other four the other three four horsemen that nobody really knew about but everybody cared about but that's a lie because everybody knew about i feel like you're more like edge i feel like you're more like the edge you know like you won a couple times but nobody likes you everybody likes it

Speaker: We're like a better reference if you wanna go that route, if you wanna go that route, Michael. We'd be like NWO when Hulk Hogan was a bad guy and he was the champ. He was the champ, but nobody liked him except his boys. Calm down, Virgil, I see you up top.

Speaker: This is off the broadcast I'm gonna apologize everybody for throwing this off. It's not what you expected. No, you're good, man. Mike.

Speaker: I'm fixed to 220. I bought a lot of my shirts at 230 to 240. I know it might have shrunk a little bit, but needs some clothes, man. I got a bunch of shit I could send you or anybody who wears two X's. Damn, Tony, I didn't know you and I were the same fucking size. I'm gonna say this for real, because a lot of what we do up here, we do try to back each other up when a motherfucker needs it. If you're going through some shit like that, I don't have any money right now, but I got a shitload of clothes I could send you or anybody who needs it. It's gonna be shit local, but it's gonna be something you'll be making it through to win this fucking February.

Speaker: when there's so many of us up in here talking a whole bunch of **** That's from me to you. I see the look on your face. I heard what you said. I ain't going to ask too many **** details but just for real. Well, that's what I told you. That's what I told you a while back and I never did get your address. I was going to send you that heater. No, I don't need that. I'm good. I got that heaters just hanging out in my living room. I I don't I don't need the heater now. Yeah. Well, a few weeks ago, you didn't.

Speaker: There you are Facebook real quick and and hit me up with your your address or your contact info and I'll pass it on the mic that way Facebook Twitter Instagram Twitch

Speaker: My mom's is dead. I think it's funny to make fun of him. You think it's funny to make fun of somebody's dead, mom? Is that how it is? That's what he does. That's what he does. That's what he does. He goes after him. Oh, my mom's dead. Tony makes you feel like shit if you don't make fun of his ass. Tony, hit me up with your contact info, and I'll go ahead and pass it on a mic, or Chris can pass it on a mic, whichever one of those. Listen, man. That way, everything can get taken care of.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, you ain't gotta go with the details, but let motherfucking know what you need, man. Social media's gonna be a bunch of bullshit, but there's a lot of real motherfuckers up here. We've been helping each other out. On the real. Yeah. On the real, so. And I was just saying, Mike, you should know better than anything. If not, you know Jeff and I always got you. Yeah, I just let him ask most. I know he don't know me from a can of paintballs. Well, I'm still trying to...

Speaker: I'm still trying to grasp everything. The timing really sucks about everything. And then - We'll get you through it, we'll get you through it, man. We all got you. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work. I'm having to work

Speaker: I don't know. We'll talk. We'll talk later. You need to tell everybody up here. You don't have to get specific. Just say we just see there's a necessity right now. Let's go help you make it through the weekend. Right now, as a man, I know what you go through because I hate asking for shit. But I got in touch with a lot of people who see my shit. And when they see a motherfucker need it, they get it.

Speaker: So, and look at the chat now, man. This is some real shit. We crack and we jump and we fuck with each other all day, but don't let shit get real. That's why I'm scared of me and Gluck when we get together. When shit turn real, somebody's in trouble. Especially because I didn't know you and I were the same fucking size. Actually, I'm a little bit bigger than you, but damn, yeah, we gonna fuck some shit up.

Speaker: I thought you was a little bit smaller than me. He said about Monday is what I don't want to happen to me and you and we do hang out because we're not going to control ourselves. I'm scared to be around your motherfucking ass. I'm just going to let you know. I can control myself. No, you can't. I've heard the stories. I've been there. My people are crazy. I'm a little bit older these days. I can.

Speaker: To the point I don't need to control myself no more I'm not trying to go to jail, but the wrong one is gonna get me in the right trouble. Hey Helen. Anyway, I just won't let y 'all know

Speaker: Yeah, I was gonna say, I was gonna say, I saw her as a chat. I've been talking to her. Don't go through no struggle. Talk to people. There's no shame in asking. There's no reason. A lot of people are going through it right now. And there's a lot of people with a surplus looking to see who needs the help. Exactly. The other day, there's no reason for you to do this on your own.

Speaker: Yeah, this is this is a man. I'm telling you right now for real. I got I got I got a look I don't know how big you are. How tall are you? How much you weigh for a fucking? I'm I'm uh six foot I'm six foot 330 pounds. Okay. I don't have the clothes to fit you. I tried them. So I'm totally like I got a circus 10 around somewhere. The name says the big dog.

Speaker: And before that, it was Big Daddy. I was literally named when I was given that name. I was called Big Daddy because I'm a big motherfucker. I know motherfuckers shorter than me and more than me, so I didn't know you're hyped, but goddamn. I tell you what, if you shave, I got a t -shirt that'll fit you. How about that? This is the only thing I got going for me now. This is it. It's the only thing I got left.

Speaker: Speaking of shaving, I was informed last night that the only reason I'm attractive is because of my beard. And if I shave my beard, it's a deal breaker. I've seen you without the beard. I agree.

Speaker: So is she, so is she. And then today, today. If you see, I'm going to be like, Chris, turn your camera off. We don't need to see you. Tonight, tonight, tonight I was, I was edging up, you know, you got to edge up right along here, right along your cheeks and stuff. So I was doing that. And so I told her, I said, I mentioned that my beard real quick and I'm cleaning up my mustache. And she's like, wait, what? You're, you're cutting your beard. And I'm like, no. Sorry.

Speaker: Every time I tell Tina or Cheyenne that I'm shaving, they all freak out. Nick, on top of that, what you're shaving is a triple chin rub. I'm shaving my head, calm down. We don't need to get serious. This is never coming off. You're shaving your head.

Speaker: Yeah, he saves the side of his head. And before you go off and say, and before you go off and say that I stole your look, I have never not seen you without a fucking hat. I have not stole your look. There's video evidence that you've seen it. I don't know how well you can see it, but I don't share anything with nothing. I have not seen you without a hat. There's legitimate video evidence on my TikTok of me without a hat on after and before we became friends.

Speaker: And on that note, it was time for breaks for me, I saw it. Plus you got Jeff, plus you got Jeff down there telling you that I've had the same haircut since we was in high school. Since fucking high school? Well, what good does that, what good does that do, Mark? Okay, just stoop for over a year now.

Speaker: I just came up here to help my man. You know what? Fuck you, Michael. Yeah. Fuck you. But in all seriousness, Mike. Everybody wants to fuck me some sort of way. Sometimes it's good. Sometimes it's bad. If he's six foot three hundred. There's no reason for you to suffer alone. If he's six foot three hundred, I got to see who I know. I mean, I knew my size and most people say I'm big, but I always tell people this motherfucker's bigger than me.

Speaker: I don't think I am opposite. I am opposite. I don't think I'm that big until I see because I'm like two set I'm six to about two seventy two eighty. Okay, but every medical but I don't think scale whatsoever motherfucker. You're ridiculous.

Speaker: I know, but I don't ever realize how big I am until I see pictures of you with you. Okay, alright. Calm down Sasquatch, because we know you're giant. In all medical aspects. Whoa, didn't mean to offend the fucking, freaking weed people that open lupus over here. Guys with our height should not wait more than 110 for our bone structure. I mean, two sheets. Oh yeah, no, exactly. I was going to say 110. But you know...

Speaker: Yeah, but you know how sick you know how sick I look I was told actually my I was told my comfort weight was to 230 I actually

Speaker: I actually lost like 80 pounds. I literally named him more than 170. In July, I weighed 400. I weighed 400 pounds. He was like 390 something. I'm sorry. Please keep reminding me, lady. Please keep reminding me. I just want to let you know. Go ahead, bro. I'm sorry.

Speaker: I know that face. I know that face. I've been making that face a lot lately. You ain't seeing the shit I do with them things. They keep me broke on purpose. Goddamn. Sorry, go ahead. And on that note, it is definitely time for break. Listen, I'll drop back down the deck with y 'all shenanigans, but definitely, man, let them all forget. I'll see what I can find out around here, and I'll see what I can do straight up, all right?

Speaker: Yeah, definitely hit Tony up. You gotta get with Jeff and I as well. Tony, like I said, I didn't know you was on Facebook, so you're gonna hit me up on Facebook as well. I'm scared to put you on my Facebook. You're on a fucking neck. You worse than me.

Speaker: Actually, I behaved myself quite well on social media. Most of it's all podcast related. Or Cleveland Browns. I'll give you that. I'll give you that. I don't get very opinionated. I don't get very opinionated. I don't get very opinionated. I don't get very opinionated. I don't get very opinionated. I don't get very opinionated. I don't get very opinionated. I don't get very opinionated.

Speaker: Jeff's the one that you got to worry about. Mine's all podcast related or sports related or lately, you know, I've got back in because it sounds funny, but it does work. Back when I was in therapy, my therapist told me, he's like, my therapist told me, he said, you know, one thing you should do to help like boost your mental health and help with your depression and anxiety is take a selfie and post a selfie a day.

Speaker: So I've started doing that. I don't know what it is. That was me. You see the change within yourself in the finished expressions as you released. Yes. I got one of those from Blake. This is what I got from him this morning. You sent it to me first. And I wrote you a poem too, Michael. I don't just write poems for anybody. Do I need to repeat the poem? It was so sweet. And it came from the heart. That was fucked up. That was fucked up.

Speaker: Yeah, but would you expect anything less for me? You know, when Chris talks serious to you in a message, you're like, oh shit, something went down. But 99 % of the time it's, it's, hey, fucker, hey, douche, what are you doing?

Speaker: Yeah, I'm pretty sure 90 % of Japanese conversations could probably get us locked up in some state and or country. Well, that's why it's private messages. Which is why we have those messages on Snapchat because they just bail.

Speaker: No, I know how to act in real life. I know how to act in front of people. He didn't like my inspirational messages so I figured I would dumb it down to his level. I didn't say I didn't like your inspirational messages. And he understood it. I didn't like the fact that you thought you were... I didn't like the fact that you thought you were fucking William Shakespeare and you were writing a goddamn novel. You guys are amazing.

Speaker: be your best you every day is a new start he's like it took me three days to read one snapchat for this you know like you know you shouldn't there should not be that much that many words in a in a snapchat it was a novel my friend war and peace was shorter than your good morning inspirations

Speaker: Have you seen that book? It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. And now sit back, relax, sit here for three hours. Which blows my mind because I give you a segment, I give you your own little piece of the pie, Mike's words of wisdom, and you make this elaborate intro. And then you go, there's warning labels, so stupid people can survive longer.

Speaker: What the fuck is my snapchat Don't you fuckers add me on snapchat just this is for Tony's years old No, not you Tony that was the Glick 13 who?

Speaker: The Glick 13. The Glick 13. The Glick 13, yes. All you ladies, go ahead. Tony, do not send me dick pics. I'll never do that drunk, ever. You only do a drunk? Tony doesn't like us. I'll never do that drunk. We don't need to. Tony said I'll never do a drunk, but sober? There's a good chance. I'll say that I will never. You're getting balls too, boy. We don't need this. We don't.

Speaker: And it's going to be from below so he can smile in the background. Tony D does that. I'll be like Tony and we'll fit on the camera. Tony D does that because next day, you know, Poe's picture will be pie, guys. No, no, no, no. I failed. You don't make me feel any worse about myself. Right. Tony, two things. A, it doesn't fit on this camera screen. And B, I'm throwing myself out the window as we speak. Exactly.

Speaker: You say I got you on Twitter already? Yeah, I think so. Why you look so angry? Uh, me quick, uh, P6 too. I got you, you good, you good, you good. My Twitter's not fucking working with Haps, I don't know what's going on with this shit. Most of my tweets were from Haps.

Speaker: I don't I would really hope Tony D. I really hope Tony can be trusted. Snapchatting me. I don't know about you. I'm barely on there. I'm barely. That's that's the content. I would sense the update. Everybody's been trying to find every way to stay in touch with each other if need be like especially what happened a couple of days ago. I don't know if y 'all know y 'all knew up here, right? Yeah, I see something about there was she died.

Speaker: Oh, for real? I did not know that. Yeah, the annual was on Saturday and they couldn't do none of the stuffs can do in the family. Yeah, that's why we're doing so much up there, man. Yeah, we were. Yeah, I was going to say, you guys, I've seen a couple titles. Yeah, most of us were fucked up. We were all. Yeah, no, that's fucking terrible.

Speaker: Yes, she was always she was always so sweet. She'd come in here. She, you know, she was always the sweetest. And I usually would try to pop in just to say hi when I seen she was live. And she was always like nothing single. It was Sunday. Thank you. Oh, wow. No, that's that's fucking horrible. It was it's it's it was terrible. You saw everybody was acting up here.

Speaker: Yeah, I seen a lot of the titles coming up and I was like, what the hell is going on? But I was busy doing other stuff and I didn't really have time to jump into the lives. And Mike, just so you know, one of the reasons why I was kind of reaching out, there's two other people up here going through stuff. I'm not saying anything. They kind of told me probably, but I try and stay positive. A lot of folks appear in the event. When we lose a motherfucker and you haven't had a chance to like telling me appreciates, appreciative and everything.

Speaker: That's why I have so much fun up here. I ain't got time for the negative shit. Y 'all keep that negative bullshit off. Yes, sir. Right there. Bullshit on social media is older than politics. Y 'all stop this shit. I ain't got no clothes. I got to go search. So y 'all got something for my man. Help him out. Life is hard enough on its own. I know. We got to change. We got to change your outlook on Monday, too. I need to know what the fuck's going on. There's people who know people who know people.

Speaker: Rob some people. You know, I watch Power. So people be making us some shit. I'll be thinking. It's all right. I want to get you street much like much like the other day, I was informed why I don't have a criminal record because.

Speaker: Sometimes you just don't get caught. And there's a reason why you don't get caught. Those are always the smart fuckers. The ones that got a clean record. The ones that, you know, facing some fellas. I got a clean record. Don't make me clean. I'm at the age where if you got caught, you did something wrong. We didn't get caught. We didn't get caught.

Speaker: You don't go to jail. They're always on the camera. Well, no, you don't go to jail on purpose. That was before. That's what was kicking my ass. I can't. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. Before, before social media. But nowadays, everybody's on the camera. They want to go live. I'm about to ride the same 11. That's why you live. You're the dumbest motherfucker.

Speaker: Back in our day, we wasn't taking pictures. You didn't take pictures. You didn't take video. And you didn't talk about it until like 10 years later. If you wasn't in shape when the cops came, you did not get caught. I don't know what the fuck y 'all doing right now. I'm just saying. I know fat motherfuckers, literally, they're out -rein dogs. Y 'all stop. Y 'all play along while y 'all doing this shit all fucking wrong.

Speaker: I don't give a **** mentality that you've had. Oh **** I got him for Bernie's life. Y 'all forgive me. Bernie is on. Go do your thing, baby. I got we got to break into it. Elsveny the spouse. So, when he talks, we listen. Yes, sir. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be back, man. Appreciate you though. My brother.

Speaker: But yeah, I see Chris over there trying to get music ready. Yeah, I'm trying to do it real quick. While you do that, I'm going to give us a quick outro. Yeah, go ahead and give Blacktop all their love. Yes. Chris is going to be playing a song for Blacktop Mojo. I don't know which one yet. There it is. We haven't already followed them on all social media. They are everywhere. I believe, are they back from their crews?

Speaker: you know I think they might be pictures the other day of them on the cruise it looked like it was a blast dude they were posting pictures the entire time I know but they posted like a big chunk of them and I was looking at him I was like I'm mildly jealous except for the fact that my

Speaker: backyard looks like that all the time but yeah follow him on social media let him know we sent you and of course once again we are on all social media you can check us out on the ticky -tocky the the twatter the Facebook you name it wherever you get your social media fun check us out Nick have fun

Speaker: And, of course, you can email us at nonsensicalnonsensepodcastatgmail .com. And, of course, catch us live here on HAPS. You can catch us former episodes, older episodes? Former? All the episodes. On Spotify. All the episodes, thank you. On Spotify. Anchor. Anywhere you get your podcast jollies. You can even go to your Alexa as long. Alexa does not connect directly to, because we're not on Amazon yet.

Speaker: Well, you can just go to Spotify and say, play Blacktop Mojo, or not Blacktop Mojo. Well, say Blacktop.

Speaker: Yeah, you can go to Spotify and say play nonsensical nonsense and I'll play the latest episode. But I do have the song, little black top mojo, trouble on the rise. We'll be right back here in just a couple minutes. I tried to find a shorter song since we're so late. We'll come back and I think when we come back, we'll rock out the top 10 real quick and try to get back on track and we'll save the news for the final hour.

Speaker: That sounds good. Because Mikey's got a job. That way we got a full hour for the full, full news. Yeah, well, Mike's got a job for news. So I'm going to, I'm going to only go to a couple stories. I'm going to, I'm not going to lie to you. I, I don't really recognize like six names on this list. Maybe the, maybe this job was a bad job for you. I should have kept it because of it, what it's related to. Well, let the cards fall while they lay. Yeah.

Speaker: Well, the job that the job that I gave Mike is in my wheelhouse. Oh, okay. So, but yeah, I just want to do one or two stories and then we'll jump right into that because, uh, I think we're going to spend a lot of time bullshitting about that. So I want to make sure we stay on track and stay on time. Uh, so, but yeah, we'll be right back. Well, blacktop mojo trouble on the rise.

Speaker: We're cast down by the devil

Speaker: I got fire in my bones I'm burdened with a black heart And cursed to roam Life with the sunshine It's cold on my face Forbidden fruit on my tongue Swimming to the taste You can try and kill me Try and turn me down Shoot your pistol at me

Speaker: I laugh at the sound And as I walk through the valley Of the shadow of death I come out of the valley Where life shadows their spirits And when they peak of the cold There ain't no fear in me Let the reaper come find me There'll be trouble on the rise

Speaker: Well, I was born in the crack in the air, raised by the lightning, baptized in the dirt. And as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I come out of the valley without shadows that spread.

Speaker: There'll be no fear in my eyes Let the reaper come find me There'll be trouble on the rise There'll be trouble

Speaker: There'll be trouble on the rise There'll be trouble on the rise There'll be trouble on the rise There'll be trouble on the rise

Speaker: Nice!

Speaker: Yeah! Hell yeah! Welcome back to the show, guys!

Speaker: Hopefully you're enjoying the show a little bit. It got a little serious there at the end. We went a little long winded. But really wish Mike would have said something to us earlier so we could have figured out and had an idea of what was going on. But we'll get it figured out. We'll get you taken care of, Bubba. But welcome back to the show, guys. As always, I'm Glick, also known as the People's Champ, still here.

Speaker: Every three times, three in a row. Three in a row. Three in a fucking row. I should be six and oh, but somebody, somebody rigged a, rigged a voting. Somebody pulled a Joe Biden. But anyways, I'm glint hanging out with you guys. I did nothing. I just won.

Speaker: And I feel like the voting laws were changed after I won to make sure that that never happened again. Voting's never been changed once. Maybe just do a better list, Michael. I don't know. Maybe do another shitty ass list so you can... You put that fucking bus from speed.

Speaker: And I guarantee you that's what got him the win because it's one hell of a pull. You gotta give credit where credit is due, which I always try to do. And that is an amazing pull. Speed is a hot movie.

Speaker: Speed is an iconic movie. It is an iconic movie. The whole movie itself featured around that bus. But how are you going to shit on my list coming from a guy who did a guilty pleasure song that one had a song that nobody ever even heard of and two had two songs on it that technically quite honestly are not guilty pleasures. Maybe even three songs.

Speaker: Yes, but I haven't had songs that weren't real guilty pleasures as well. The Nicki Minaj song and the Salt and Pepper songs are not guilty pleasures. No, but it's guilty. The only reason why Salt and Pepper was a guilty pleasure at all was because as a male, you shouldn't be singing. As a male who grew up in the same area or same genre, same era. Because have you listened to the lyrics of the song?

Speaker: I'm pretty sure you've listened to him and you've lived him out. Anyways, as I was saying, welcome back to the show. That is neither here nor there. Mike got his one victory with an asterisk. I have won five, currently three in a row.

Speaker: If you guys aren't already, go give us a fuckle. You know what? I'm just gonna say, you know, clearly, I don't understand the assignment because... You're doing it. Well, you're getting better. No, no, let me talk. The video that you got, did you recognize every single one of those vehicles?

Speaker: Except for the Millennium Falcon. The Millennium Falcon video you put didn't even show the Millennium Falcon. It flew by it so fast because you should destroy it. You should start destroyers. It was them. The Millennium Falcon was doing a dog fight. I can't. I'm not going to argue. All the Millennium Falcon videos you could have picked. I'm not going to argue the Millennium Falcon because

Speaker: I don't, Jeff's currently wearing a Star Wars shirt, I just noticed that. I don't know enough about the movies to say there's a better scene or a better video or a better snippet. No, the video itself was really good. The point that I was driving at, the point that I was driving at, you see the Millennium Falcon, no Star Wars, no nothing, you see a picture of Millennium Falcon, you know it's Star Wars.

Speaker: You see the Enterprise, you know, it's Star Trek. You see the Batmobile, you know, it's Batman. You see a sports car, you're like... But if you see the DeLorean, you tell them you don't know it's from fucking Star Trek. If you hear my kid to see a DeLorean, that's not built like Batman. You know what, I'm gonna be dead -ass on it. To me, those are iconic videos. I'm gonna be dead -ass on it. Honestly, the DeLorean was in The Wedding Singer, and I was like, oh shit, it's the Back to the Future car. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker: You're saying Optimus Prime. You're going to say Optimus Prime is not our company. Exactly. Optimus Prime drives up to your fucking house. I didn't say the opposite. You say Herbie the Love Bug is not our company. I understand what you're saying. I'm saying it's when you see a bug with the number on it, you're going over me. But if the bus from speed, you wouldn't go. You wouldn't go. That's the bus from speed. I understand what you're saying.

Speaker: However, that's what I'm saying is the in the context. That's why when you say the bus from speed Tell me the picture of that bus doesn't pop into your head That's what makes it iconic It's a generic bus any bus It's a western star or international bus. They always say movie was based on the bus. Oh

Speaker: The point is, the point is, when you hear a Batman movie, when you hear a Batman movie coming out, you want to know two things. What does the costume look like? What does the car look like? And I'm going to tell you, when you hear a Chainspawn movie coming out, you want to know what James Bond's car can do. Not everybody, because not everybody's a James Bond fan.

Speaker: That is true. Who's playing James Bond and who's the villain is? That's all I want to know. When I hear James Bond, I want to know who's playing Bond. When I think James Bond, I don't guess the car does pop in my head eventually, but it's not first thought.

Speaker: But as I said on Facebook which you guys can see on Facebook because some people think that every time we post a list they have to talk shit about it and post their own fucking list.

Speaker: and said somebody - Well, your spelling is horrible. Well, you can type it and then go back and edit it. But we're beating this fucking horse to death. But TJ, she's a friend of mine. She's family. We'll just call. We'll call Spade to Spade. She's family.

Speaker: She she she uh, she put her own list on a Facebook thing, right? Yeah, and I and as I told her certain cars

Speaker: And it's too much. They're too easy and they're low hanging fruit. Yes. The Batmobile. Which is where, which is where the list comes in. Baby. Because baby was a very low hanging fruit. Fast to the Furious. Eleanor. Yes. They're obvious. They're obvious picks. Eleanor is like major. Welcome back to him. Low hanging fruit. Um, baby, baby to me, not necessarily low hanging fruit. Cause I never, well, come back in for the top 10 and stuff. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. However, Transformers, Fast and Furious, very low -hanging fruit. However, when you think Transformers, Optimus Prime, when I say vehicles, Optimus Prime doesn't necessarily pop into my head. Well, and that's what I said. Originally, I was going to go just for shits and grins. My franchise was going to be the Transformers franchise. And I was going to pull everything from that franchise. Right.

Speaker: And then I was like, no, I don't want to do that. You know, I want to, you know, but I want prime because yeah, you're not instantly going to think about prime, but when you hear Optimus Prime, you're going to go, Oh yeah, your nostalgia. And that's what Batman does. Batman does the same thing.

Speaker: Well, the thing was, the list was most iconic. And that's why on my video it says, you don't have to like these franchises. These are easily recognized. But are the Transformers not iconic? You don't have to watch any of the shows, any of the movies. But question, are the Transformers not iconic? Are the Transformers not iconic?

Speaker: I'm not saying that the trend, I never argued the trend. I thought Octopus Prime was a... And it just... And it just... He's mainly complaining about the boss. I feel like, honestly, I feel like Kirby, the love boss, I feel like Kirby, the love boss, it's actually... He's extremely low hanging through.

Speaker: I didn't really think so. I thought it was kind of obscure. For me, it was kind of obscure. For me, no, for me. However, I grew up watching the Lovebug movies. So, and... I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like,

Speaker: But I felt like that was a popular for the old people, you know What you call old

Speaker: However the Ford

Speaker: from Harry Potter would have been a good pull as well. Wait, he said the broom, the broom got powered. Let's be real. They was flying over the damn place. You ever do the broom? Yes. However, however, can you imagine the shit Chris would have given us if we would have said the broom from Harry Potter? Listen, if you haven't done the ride to Universal Studios, you don't understand. You got to do the ride to Universal Studios. That broom is the shit. He is right. You son of a bitch.

Speaker: This just came in from breaking news from nonsensical nonsense home office effective immediately as of Saturday, there will be a whole new crew of co -hosts and Glick your your current reigning champion and and God of all things that has to do with nonsensical nonsense

Speaker: Does not believe that anything these three idiots are saying and his views do not represent me in my decision. You will not. You will not. Well, let's get into this. Fire! Before it gets, before you beat this dead horse load too much more. Because me and Tony literally, literally had to fight over the same damn vehicle.

Speaker: We did and what he said about the weather of being a low hanging fruit, I respect that because he made some excellent choices.

Speaker: I was trying to be original. I think the one that my most original I have a list that I gave Jeff that got finalized probably would have been at Lamborghini for Cannonball Run. A lot of people forgot about that car. Yeah, I mean, but but that is an iconic car for that movie because the entire opening scene is just that Ferrari or that Lamborghini. I hate Ferrari, but that Lamborghini going through and then all of a sudden getting hosed down and then changes color.

Speaker: Well, here's the kicker. When you change the speed limit sign, who's ever going to forget? Yeah, it was 55. And that's what I that's what exactly what I was going for was like the like kind of the oh shit. Yeah, I forgot. You know, that's why I said the Ferrari from Ferris Bueller's Day. Oh, I mean, that was a big part of that movie. And it's a quotable movie. Everybody loves that movie.

Speaker: you know and that was a huge part of the movie i remember y 'all said so that's why i pulled that for me to be the only one pick kits surprised i was never really a big man kip comes in that he comes in that category is extremely low hanging fruit understood but still

Speaker: I don't understand what low hanging fruit would be.

Speaker: It was. I'm guilty of that, yes. I'm guilty of that. That was for the votes. I did that for the votes. But that's... The list was... What was the list? What was the list? Mine? What was the list, though? My original list? No. What was the list? It was the most iconic card. I understand that. But the problem with picking the low -hanging fruit is...

Speaker: Go ahead, I'm sorry. Mike is. Chris and I know each other so well. Yes. Let's fucking think from me. Or Mike, like, in all honesty, I was worried about Mike stealing my DeLorean. Oh, you were worried about that. But I had a feeling that you guys were going to go after Batman.

Speaker: So I thought about it. Honestly, in the last, last list, you took, you took Reese's peanut butter cups from me. So that was going to be my number one. That's what, that's what makes the list so hard. And that's why you don't go after the low hanging fruit. I feel, I feel, well, see, I disagree with the low hanging fruit because it's most iconic cars.

Speaker: Understand that but what you believe that the if that's kid kid is an iconic car whatever see that white it doesn't matter what? If you win with the most low -hanging fruit vehicles You literally is an automatic asterisk to your we keep Italian eyes just drop the ball much respect

Speaker: That was yes. Yes. Yes. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb. That's a bomb.

Speaker: Yeah, he said that I'm surprised nobody but the deal with Optimus Prime fucked my head up because we got to be clear how many cars Well, I'm gonna lower he blew my mind with that when I was mad at him for that I was and that's where I went with the curveball with the bus from speed. Well, I want the

Speaker: I want that bus. I want the bus for Fast and Furious. I don't care who you are. Come see me. That motherfucker said, gun too. The reason why I did it, because I mean, I could have made that whole list just on fantasy vehicles. We could have done a top 20.

Speaker: I feel like the only one that I would have fought on the top 20 would have been Tony because I've been seeing that me and him are really on the same level with things. We're really now if you want to go. If you want to go fantasy cars, I would have grabbed the cars from me for speed because those were nice.

Speaker: Nobody had them, they were doing their thing. We got everything else out of it. Needs the speed, the game, and even Rush 2049. I got a favorite car in that game. So I could have gone crazy with the fantasy, but when he pulled out the Transformers, I got mad because my favorite Transformers was history. We could do games or animated movies. Animated movies? I wanted to do... Y 'all could have beat me with Chase before we were on. Well, if we were able to do animated, I would have done the ship from the Jetsons.

Speaker: You know, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, animated. I wouldn't pick like I, I, I had the, I had the game winner. If we'd have done the animation and Mike, what was your and Mike said, made her from, from cars. Oh, yes. Yeah.

Speaker: Don't hate it. We would have had a fight over Mater. I'm not going to lie. You know what I would have picked? We would have had a fight over Mater. You know what I would have picked? Oh, I would have absolutely beat everybody, because after Mater, I would have went full -on, full -on Transformers cartoon. Do me a favor and make your list now, because I'm ready. I'm taking the... Oh, you've only got like 15 pages of lists. Dude, I've got... I know. I'm taking the motorcycle from Robotech.

Speaker: The one that turns into a little super where you can fight like armor. If you never saw the cartoon, go dig that shit up. It was dope. I'm still going to stick with the Jetsons. Oh my god. I'm still going to stick with my Jetsons. The Jetsons is dope. I like the Jetson pic. I like that. Because it did turn into a briefcase, which is kind of cool. I mean, you don't want to worry about shit for parking.

Speaker: I'm taking a motorcycle, a motorcycle and a robo check. Then I'm going to go with a... Chef for Foul. If I was going to go with an animated vehicle... Yes, thank you. I would actually go with... Do you remember the... I did not expect that. It was called... or not rat race. Wacky races. The wacky races, the... Wacky race, thank you.

Speaker: Yes. Yes. That's good. One of those cars off that. All right, Blakey, that's yours. Yeah. I have no idea what we're talking about anymore. Top 10, sir. Yeah, yeah. Let's stop beating this dead horse. Wow. Well, can I get one more animated one? One more animated one. This would have been my number two. This would have been my number two. And Tony D. will drop his jaw for this. It would have been...

Speaker: The Nightwing Flyer from Nightwing Duck. Darkwing Duck. He's walking off. Darkwing Duck. Darkwing Duck. You wouldn't even got that pic because you said it wrong. You really want to go there? I'm taking that pic away from you. I'm not even saying it right. You really want to go there? Call him Slim. You really want to go there with me? I'm taking the plane. I know. Then you got Martin Larson's spaceship.

Speaker: The rescuers would have been next. I'm taking the B1 bomber that was on the Bionic six. Damn it. You know what I'm taking? You know what I'm taking? That's what I was going to say was.

Speaker: I'm going to go Power Rangers. I'm going to take the Dragon Sword for Power Rangers. You want the lions in there? Oh. I want the lions, and I'm always the lions. Green Ranger was my favorite. That's why I said the Dragon Sword. I had the Dragon Sword in my house right now. When it comes to the Power Rangers, I've always loved the Pink Rangers. Jamie Joe Johnson. OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. You motherfuckers. You motherfuckers. What did you say?

Speaker: I thought you said Jamie. I thought you said Jamie. I thought you said Jamie. I thought you said Jamie. I thought you said Jamie. I thought you said Jamie. I thought you said Jamie. I thought you said Jamie. I thought you said Jamie. I thought you said Jamie.

Speaker: He wasn't the only one. It's between three and four o 'clock on Fox today. Twenty -one kids. Today, sir. Today, sir. Anyways. All right. All right. All right. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. What do you think I do on break? Calm down. Calm down. I have no control. I have no control. I have another vehicle. What is your vehicle? This is the last one. I swear to God. You can. Needy eye from the movie still. Nice. Oh, nice. You know what? I just thought of what nobody thought of.

Speaker: Bobby Lash. And it is an iconic from the movie. Brock Lesnar's gonna kill that motherfucker just so you know. Look, you hurt yourself. Old ass motherfucker. That's it. What's that fucking movie? Tron. The motorcycle's for Tron. Oh, the bike? Oh, that light is blue. Okay, okay.

Speaker: Okay, okay. Y 'all need to document this now, so we don't lie later. We've already started. We will continue afterwards. Please go ahead, Glick. Because I will be here all day with this shit. These motherfuckers don't know me. Your audience don't know me. I have an imagination, all right? And I watch shit. I study shit. I work on shit. Who won? What? I think we struck a nerve with Tony. The police car from one of them. The man is triggered. I'm saying. I'm saying. The police car from one of them.

Speaker: All right, we're done with the list we're done with the list

Speaker: This is part two. This is part two. No songs. Oh my God. We got in so much trouble. Yeah, we did. YouTube, Twitch. They all do. It's the top 50 songs that are iconic. It's the top 50 most iconic songs of all time.

Speaker: And we were playing the audio from the songs, and we got... And Ray Charles, that blind motherfucker, killed us. Like, it was... Motherfucker was...

Speaker: Up on a hill, two and a half miles away, pew, sniped the shit out of our body. You saw your ass. It was gay. The motherfucker ain't never seen anything in his life, but he's seen our asses. Fuck you for saying that. Fuck you for saying it. Well, Tony, Tony, you did hear my, did you hear my story about Ray Charles?

Speaker: The funniest story I've ever heard about Ray Charles is Bill Cosby walks into the room, and Ray Charles is in the bathroom shaven. And Bill Cosby goes, Ray, you know you're shaven when the light's on? The light's off? And Ray Charles turned and looked at him, still being blind, and said, well, if it bothers you, turn the lights on. Because it's all dark for me. And every time I hear Ray Charles, I think of that joke. You are going to hell head first.

Speaker: I didn't say it. Bill Cottle told that story. You don't repeat it. Who told you to keep a secret in life? What the fuck? The fact that you're talking about what Bill Cottle, why don't you just go on here and start singing the Jell -O song, you bastard? Oh, we've already played that game. Trust me, Jeff and I are going... You can trust me, Jeff and I are...

Speaker: Jeff and I are sharing a seat on our way to hell for far worse things than that. Oh, yeah. OK, what's the thing? But anyways, hell's afraid I'm going to take over anyway, so. And heaven knows. Well, yeah, they have currently have a restraining order against me. I'm trying to figure out how to get around. devil's like you boys are crazy. I got to keep doing both sides for you for me. I'm afraid to go, all right? I'm just letting you know.

Speaker: I know that's right. Well, so we got the 50. We got part two of the 50 most iconic songs of all time. Just a real quick run through. I'm just going to hit these real quick just to refresh 50 through 49. Best of my love by the emotions. River Deep Mountain High by Ike and Tina.

Speaker: The change is gonna, a change is gonna come by the one and only Sam Cooke. When doves cry by Prince, not as good as Michael Jackson, but still talented in his own right. I said what I said. Number 46, Dancing in the Street by Martha Reeves and the Vandals. You want your ass whipped. You want your ass whipped. I agree with Glick on this. Number 45, My Generation by The Who.

Speaker: Number 44, you lost that lovely villain by the righteous brothers. A movie, an iconic movie scene from Top Gun. When Tom Cruise and Kelly McGinnis fell in love with the cheesy ass. Fucking damn it. I just thought of another vehicle. Tom Cruise is Ninja in that movie. Oh, I said his jet in that movie. Yeah. Yeah. I would have won it. I would have worked for the jet. You had, you got that one while Jeff, I would have. Yeah.

Speaker: number uh number 42 sultans of swing by Dyer Straits severely underrated band if you look at their catalog of music yeah it is and uh number 41 was uh what i say by Ray Charles which got us in trouble across the fucking board because he owns his music this one yeah well Warner Brothers got us

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, no shit. Yep. So, we're gonna go ahead and start this. That should tell you you remember the threat because Warner Brothers shut us down. Exactly. You and Jeez coming after me on Facebook all the time. You and Jeez doing my case. We're coming. Warren Jeez is gonna start talking about. United, United. Oh, yeah. We get yelled at all time on Facebook. You have 44 right now. So, you have 44 right now, right?

Speaker: We're starting a list. You need flash dance. Well, this is a list. It's already preset. It's based on a pre -existing list. Number 40.

Speaker: This is a five part list, by the way. Number 40. Give me shoulder by the Rolling Stones. Good song. I'm surprised I wasn't a little bit higher. But I want to know you're black. You don't understand the rules. I don't want to say them white. I don't know that bullshit. You're right. Get to my side. What the fuck? Give me shoulders. All right. All right, Tony. We'll get to your genre. Number 39 right here.

Speaker: Papa's got a brand new bag by the one and only James Brown. Yeah, there you go. I'll go with that one. You cannot dis James Brown. Papa's got a brand new bag.

Speaker: That man's song Apollo Creed. I made it iconic again in face off. What do you go? Whoopas got brand new bad and win a cigarette. Talk about a great writer. That's a cold movie making motherfucker. I know it is. Nick Cage one liner.

Speaker: I have a top 10 stage movies. I have a top 10, I have a top 10. Yeah, I gotta work with that one. I don't even have 10 movies. I don't even have 10 good movies from him. I'm not gonna lie. Really? I don't personally know.

Speaker: We're running off the rails, but we're still on the music. We got sidetracked with Papa's got a brand new bag. Yeah. Top 10 Betty is 50 most iconic songs of all time. And it's a five part list. So number 38 number 38. I love this movie and

Speaker: I think this was in a, or I love this song and I believe it was in several movies, but, Benny King, Benny King, Stand By Me. Yeah, Stand By Me. Yeah, I agree with that. Many movies, many movies. Many, many movies. Many movies. Number 35. Number 35, I love this fucking song. Absolutely love this song. One of my favorite songs of all time. Jeff Buckley's, Hallelujah.

Speaker: Yes, yeah, I love that song have you ever seen Shrek Shrek once

Speaker: Yeah. It was Shrek. They were singing Shrek. I wish we could play music with it. Trust me. Tony D. I'm telling you right now, if you hear this song, you'll instantly go, I know that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You'll definitely, you'll definitely know it. For me to you all. I wish I heard there was a sacred cord. A sacred cord. Jesus played unto the Lord.

Speaker: Okay number number 34 one of my personal favorites because believe it or not gentlemen I happen to be a huge fan of this genre of music and I have several of this man's albums currently

Speaker: My record player. Yes. I have a console record player from 1972 in my living room right now. Mr. Bob Marley

Speaker: and no woman, no cry. Yes, I love reggae music, Tony. I love that song. Love reggae music. I love Billy Bob Marley, don't you hear him? Who would say anything against that song, honestly? Who can't? Who can say anything about any of his songs? No, no, no. My Marley's a shit. And I don't even like reggae that much. Listen, half of the Indians right now, their parents were smoking to that song. Let's be kidding. And when I lived in Charleston in the summertime,

Speaker: uh... from was it uh... may through was always summer down there but from may through september

Speaker: the like first and third weekend or Saturday of every month. They had reggae night at the at the like one of the big Charleston parks and it was dude. It was so awesome and I went to every single one of them the entire time I lived there and had so much fun for no reason. Listen to reggae and put you in a good mood. You could be you could be down in the jumps and as soon as one reggae beat hits you're like **** Yeah, I'm in good mood. I don't know why but I'm in a good mood.

Speaker: You are just comfortable for no damn reason. Number 33. From an iconic movie, Back to the Future, Chuck Berry's. Oh, yes. Johnny B. Goode. Johnny B. Goode. And that's one of my favorites. It's your cousin, Marvin Berry. It's your cousin, Marvin Berry. You know that new sound you've been looking for? Well, listen to this.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. That is the funniest scene. I love it. Yeah. Yeah. And, uh, to, to, to, oh, no, wait. Okay. I got two more for you to round out tonight's list. Number 32. And I feel like these guys are going to be on the list more than just once, but the Beatles.

Speaker: With yesterday, I love this song. I do love the Beatles. You get no debate from me on that. You almost don't have a list without that song. Let's be clear. You almost don't have a list with that song. I'm not the biggest Beatles fan. Me neither. I love the Beatles. I love some of their songs, but yesterday is an amazing song. That is an absolutely amazing song. I actually have a little bit of hate for the Beatles.

Speaker: It's because his ex -wife I Fucking the monkeys were Tony what the hell are you doing sitting down trying to relax? All we can see was your fucking fire hose

Speaker: Calm down. Calm down. We just we just got paid on Facebook. Thanks a lot. Tony D. Damn it. Tony's D was all over Facebook. All over the Facebook. Another in other news, Pornhub just got a new uh. That's fine. That's fine. Nonsense. Nonsense on Pornhub.

Speaker: Tony D now starring in Black. Let's just be clear. Let's just be clear. Let's go ahead and round out this leg with this list. You gotta have the man on the list when it comes to musicians, it comes to artists. I wish he was a little bit higher. Again, I'm a huge fan of him. But Mr. Jimi Hendrix with Purple Haze at number 31. What would be noticed being Jimi Hendrix?

Speaker: I'll give you a story about Jimi Hendrix. Jimi Hendrix opened for the monkeys and was booed off stage. I'm gonna whisper so nobody else can hear us, Michael. Michael, you have to stop saying that word. Tony's in here and I don't know if you noticed or not, but...

Speaker: No. Does that mean that I can't take gorillas? Don't tell him. He doesn't have to either. God, please. Does that mean I can't take gorillas? What's that? Because the monkeys and the gorillas are two fans. You can say gorillas.

Speaker: They won't show up on this list, but you can say the grill. Actually, I might be list. I might be offended by gorillas. I might be affected by gorillas because I'm built like a gorilla. You know, you built like a Sasquatch. You look like Bigfoot walking around with your face shaved. But I just want to see you do one.

Speaker: It's like a reverse perk line from Monsters Inc. And you're like, oh, I'm out of snowflakes. Oh, shit. Find that for me on TikTok. There are the Monsters on Monsters, Inc. Oh, that is it. Find that sound for me, Mike, on TikTok, and send it to me. And I'll do it and post it on TikTok. I will. I will.

Speaker: Yeah, I already had to do the Ricky Bobby I did it. Yeah, I did it on I did it on I did it on my personal page Since somebody decided to have a fake account and try to talk shit

Speaker: The list is actually the list is actually done I was able to round it out We're gonna take a real quick break and then we're gonna come back with news and and news is gonna be good So Tony hang out with us. Okay?

Speaker: Yeah, absolutely. Because like I said, I kind of hit these guys with a Monday show and neither one of them are really that available. So I was kind of thinking about seeing if you wanted to do a Monday nonsensical nonsense with me. Yes, I would.

Speaker: I'll be honest. Honestly, we have fun and I don't think out of what we got going on personally. I'm glad anybody wants me on the show. I appreciate it. I'm absolutely one of the two of you. I'm hyped. It'll be the third edition. God, I got so much more work on myself. But if these guys can't make it, I was thinking about adding you and Tatted Mama, Susan, the Chatter's Box. It's like a real life version of the show. Yeah, like a real life. It's a chance for the Chatter's to come in.

Speaker: and give their two cents on what we've said in the past week. Sure, I'll be honest. That way you guys can take notes and get yourself a little homework. All right, so we'll play it for this Monday. Maybe the only reason I want to be there. Yeah, the really the only reason I want to be there is somebody was at the gym saying, hey, you want to do a podcast? What was that? Well, I was at the gym and then I went out and did some DoorDash and

Speaker: Um, it's Monday. You want to do a show? I mean, but next Monday, not this Monday. Well, yeah, because you guys hadn't talked to me and I brought it up the last two, three weeks and nobody has said anything to me.

Speaker: Well, let's go on to break why you it's gonna argue about it on the show You guys can argue about it later on. I'll say all right, so it's entertainment arguing the damn show Which means I can't smoke during the show so I want to go outside

Speaker: You got called the fuck out last week in the chatty spot. Yes she did. Yes she did. And I yelled it. Tell Jeff not to smoke in the house.

Speaker: When, yeah, she told me to yell at you, and I was like, ooh, I will yell at you. I'm like, let's go and break. I understand. We'll pull a full on, uh, uh. Jeff, get you one of these. Get you one of these. You're right, Matty. No one can say anything about Bob Marley. I've had them. The problem is, is I burn them out.

Speaker: You need to get an actual batteries in my house. All five stay charged. While I'm smoking one or three or one ice in one shot. I have to go over to the vape shop over here to see if I can't get me a new mod. Yes. Quit, quit jacking up the wattage so damn high. Yeah, that too. Actually, actually, when we come back from break, when we come back from break,

Speaker: news I'm gonna bring that up that's gonna be one thing I bring up real quick short and sweet I do have to say something about the vaping and then smoking and stuff I'm gonna do because it's the second break so we do blacktop mojo little cover song I'm gonna do one that I've never done before I don't know how it's gonna sound hopefully it'll sound good but it's an older song

Speaker: So if you guys are not already, make sure you go give Blacktop Mojo some love. Those guys are amazing. Obviously, they let us use their music in our show. And when you do go show them some love, make sure you let them know that we sent you their way.

Speaker: So we will be back in just about four minutes and we're going to roll in the news. I gave Michael a special assignment tonight. What's going on? I gave Mike a special assignment tonight. Special assignment tonight. All right. We'll be right back guys.

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Speaker: Hell yeah. Here we go. We were getting a really bad echo. I think he was coming from Mike. I'm not 100 % sure, so I just dropped. And now it's better.

Speaker: I feel like Jeff rushed his cigarettes. I want to give him two more minutes. Yeah, I know. I'm outside. Yeah, I used to smoke, man. I was going to give you 10 good minutes. You got to be able to breathe with it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't know. I have four minutes on the breaks. We don't have time for audio sentence. Everybody check your audio. Make sure the audience looping is the only thing going on.

Speaker: Yeah, I think it was coming from Mike. We were getting a real bad echo right there at the end. Anybody in the chat, do you hear an echo at all? Who's it coming from, please? That means the broadcast, Ben. You good now, Mike? Yeah, it's getting heavy. Yeah, we can hear you. Yeah, we can hear you. All right, yeah. For some stranger today, it's turn off my video. I can't mute my mic. I can't.

Speaker: Yeah, no, we were just getting really bad echo, so I started doing that. Anytime you have a good issue, just refresh the page. You don't want to drop the broadcast entirely. But sometimes, if you take your Bluetooth and want to turn it off, and you plug it in here for us to pull them out, it'll mess up. Just refresh it. It should click back in. It should be good. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm big up here. I'll be real busy. I don't know how to refresh. Yeah. So yeah, no, it was real bad at the beginning. I didn't know how that audio was going to sound because I've actually never watched that video. That was the, that was a blacktop Mojo with a whole lot of love. Um, and it was live. Somebody recorded that off of their phone, I believe. So I wasn't sure how the audio was. It sounded fantastic.

Speaker: Yeah, you can hear the crowd, but not a bad thing. Matt did his thing, man. That's what Matt does. But anyways, guys, welcome back to Nonsense. We are in the third and final hour. Hopefully you guys have enjoyed the show so far. I'm Glick hanging out with you guys, as always. We got Jeffrey, we got Mike, and what seems to be the newest member of the show,

Speaker: The one and only Tony D. A .K .A. Pookums. Pookums. He's going to be hanging out with me on Monday for the third. Yes, we are adding we are officially adding a third show starting this Monday night. So Tony will be here with me. Maybe we'll get Tatted Mamas or Cheyenne. We'll get a female perspective in here. And when Jeff and or Mike can make it, we'll gladly bring them in.

Speaker: So guys, if you haven't already, make sure you welcome the newest member to the new nonsensical family, Tony D, my boy, who says you can't hang out with me because I apparently don't know how to behave. Maybe that actually makes us more dangerous. Maybe. Right. But if you guys aren't already, go ahead and check us out on social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. Yes, we are on TikTok. I can't speak for the rest of them, but if you want to see this,

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Speaker: I was literally reading lips because my earbud just died. I can't make you stutter over nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com again. It was nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. When you said it earlier, you went nonsensical nonsense podcast? Yeah, I didn't really know it, but I was also so caught off guard because you guys weren't here at the beginning of the show. So, um, but, uh,

Speaker: dumb question. I was here. I just go give us a follow. Go give us a, go give us a share. I just, I just followed you. There you go. There you go.

Speaker: That's what's up. I was trying to find everybody's podcast man. Biggest honor. It's an honor to have me up here for real. Biggest for y 'all wanting me up here. Biggest for a moment. We love having you on here Tony. I'm not gonna lie. I wanted you up here for a minute. And when I brought the Monday show up to these guys and they said they weren't sure if they could do it. My first thought was you and I told you I wanted to talk to you. But my first thought was you. You and I need to do some shit together. We need to do more shit together on here.

Speaker: Well, the conversations are always open, and we do look at shit more than just talk shit. I got one Monday a month, I can't make it, but I'll be game, so I appreciate it. That's cool. Yeah, no. You let me know what Monday you can't make it, maybe. I got my VFW meetings on Monday, so we can do that.

Speaker: Maybe that one Monday a month you can't make it, maybe Mike can make it in. Like I said, I do want to reach out to tatted mamas and try to bring her on. I think she'll be good. She can also give a little bit of a female perspective. Mondays, like I said, they're going to be more of a relaxed fit. We're not going to do the top 10. We're not going to do the news.

Speaker: do the starting five and stuff where we'll come up with new segments. Monday's show will be something a little bit different. It's still gonna fall under nonsensical nonsense, but it'll be something a little bit different. And Tony, you are welcome here any Wednesday and Saturday night to be part of the show. Just so you know, I'll put that out there.

Speaker: Anytime you wanna come in and hang out with us, be a part of the show at the U3. So I'm not putting myself above any one of y 'all, just thank y 'all for wanting me here, straight up. Yeah, no, you are welcome here. You gladly fill that poor seat. Like I said, as of right now, you are a member of the nonsensical family. And - Time to get your numbers up. As long as - Trust me, I've been working on that.

Speaker: Um, get on my mind. Trust me. I've been working on it. I've been growing it. I got motherfucker. Yeah. I mean, we, I mean, we, we, you know, we have two rules. We stay away from politics and we stay away from religion outside of that. Anything's very good. Yeah. I did let you off the chain Saturday, but that was, I told, I told them ran.

Speaker: And then ran away. I did not run. I did not run. And ran away from my camera, Tony. I did not run. I did not get you hit. I did not run. And I feel like Tony might be the only one in here that gets this reference. I did not run. I dropped a pipe bomb. No. No, he did a full Ollie Shore in the movie In Army Now. She's like, she says, drop the pin, throw a grenade. Drop the pin, throw a grenade. He threw the pin and dropped the grenade and then ran away.

Speaker: I pulled a CM Punk and I dropped a pipe bomb and then I was like, let me steer. But I told Jody, I told Jody because we were talking that day prior and I already had the one story. And then I see the other story. And I told her, I was like, I'm gonna let Jeff off his chain.

Speaker: Jeff's Jeff's gonna lose his fucking mind because I'm gonna I'm gonna unhook that chain and I'm gonna let that boy go And that's exactly what I did. That's why we only legitimately did one story Saturday night, you know, I was doing yeah, I told my dad about it and then it got kind of again One story

Speaker: But into the news. But about the one story. We got news. So we got to do this right. Tony, I know you're not a fan of this, man. But who? I'm going to tell you a couple of stories. Oh, fuck.

Speaker: So listen to this, listen to this. Okay, listen. Hey, he's a fan of the show. What do you want me to do? He hangs out with us every episode. Get the numbers, get the interviews. So real quick, get the numbers up. Let me tell you, that'd be a fun episode. I would literally be like, I know you don't. You know, you know the episode I want more than anything, Jeff. You already know the episode I want more than anything.

Speaker: The episode we get blacked out mojo on here is gonna be my end all be all yes, so real quick Foxitani Phil that goofy little rodent Come out of his little hole. I don't know if he's seen his shadow didn't see his shadow, but there's six Tomorrow is international

Speaker: Woodchuck killing day. Because I'm going to kill you, Woodchuck. Actually, speaking of tomorrow, before we get into the news, I have news. I have news. Tomorrow is my wife's 30th birthday. I will be 100 % unavailable. I told her if I don't spend $1 ,000 on dinner, I'm going to be pissed.

Speaker: On dinner? Yes. I will punch you in your fucking tiny dick. How long have you been married? 12 years. I gotta go big.

Speaker: This is the first time in 20 years that I've been making decent money But I had this conversation about and Mike you you you probably heard of them Tony you might have heard of them I don't know if it's down there where you are but Ruth Chris

Speaker: He won't, I'm not a fan either. I'm not a big fan. They got a great steak, but I'm not a big fan of the menu, but they do have a good steak. Yeah, but yeah, but I can go get a steak just as good and three times the size at Texas Roadhouse for a quarter of the cost. No, yes. No, I bet. Yeah, yes. Understood. Understood. But you also eat your steak. Actually, you know what? First of all, I got humble, humble Mike. I can make a better steak at my house.

Speaker: I'll just just just go point me to the cow I Have to quote my all -time favorite movie the cowboy way just knock it's horned off wipe It's nasty ass and chunk it down here on the plate bang That's what's up That motherfucker still better move Yeah

Speaker: Oh, understandable. I have no doubt. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,

Speaker: I like my steak like I like my pussy pink in the middle and that's it I can respect can I go one show without him bringing that up I can respect that I can respect that as a man if we win a single episode without Mike mentioning how much he likes pussy

Speaker: but I could relate to his lust. I could relate to his lust. Oh no, don't get me wrong, I can too. I could do a porno version of the Lost Boys eating pussy with motherfuckers, okay?

Speaker: I mean, that was my number one snack and they wouldn't let me put it on there. It's not a snack that you can buy at the store. That would have been the only one. The whole thing on that list was the question at the table of what I want to eat. Listen, that's it. That's all I want. Keep your Reese's peanut butter cups. Keep your little rich crackers. Keep all that bullshit.

Speaker: You got the Twilight version of Mini Pussy. I mean, we can do this shit all day. All day. Wait, wait, wait. My favorite line in Twilight. Mmm, you bought a snack.

Speaker: Oh, that's what I say. I'm like, ooh. Hey, and his name was James. That was my, it was a black dude that said, you damn right. I'm gonna find this. Oh, your brother's a snack. Listen. You're gonna snack. I look dead in my way. Come here, girl. Can we pause this? Wow.

Speaker: Anyways, we got news we're trying to do

Speaker: Y 'all doing your thing. I'm over here. Just I'm sorry. Listen, I apologize. Please continue. Oh, congratulations. No, you're fine. No, you're fine. Because you guys are doing your thing. You seem like what you're doing. You bring up pussy. You just keep right on the entire show. No, you're fine. You're fine. I'm over here looking at my Snapchat. Goddamn, I done seen as a topic because of my creative juices flowing. I start speaking of juices. And that's what I want.

Speaker: I want the creative juices flowing because I started hitting creator with the juices. Now see, now see, when we talk about favorite drinks.

Speaker: There's all kinds of little... Drowned me girl. I got scuba here. Drowned me girl. I don't think there was scuba here. I'll take out. As Folgers said, as Folgers said, it's always good in the last drop. Just call me Edison because I be inventing shit.

Speaker: I don't know. You guys are over here talking about your own thing. I'm looking at Snapchat. I'll make the light bulb come on. I'll make the light bulb come on. And we'll still try it a thousand times just because if it works good one way, let's do it a different way. Ladies, please, I understand. I'm good. I'm good. No beer. This man shows no fear. I just want to let you know, okay? Hey. He goes down. Hey, I'm mad at him. I'm just saying, he railed his show.

Speaker: Paul is a beer. No, like I said, like I said, like I said, go for it. Oh my God. Just grab it by the beer and put it where you said it. No, it's not even that. Look, it's not even that.

Speaker: Go ahead. I was going to say you guys talking about what you're talking about. Take me to your home. Go home. I was looking at Snapchat going, goddamn, I done won a lottery and with like, mm, mm, my girl, my new girl. I'm going to go ahead and say it. Yeah, my new girl, man. Oh, boy. She was so far out of my league. Tony Deeb's like, scrub.

Speaker: I'm Tony. He's like Trump. It's all. But hey, look, I'm here. Every one of these understand one thing. There was a sensation. You have yet to feel and that's my job to find that motherfucker. Well, I mean, I don't I don't know. I don't know. I can't speak on any past experiences or anything like that. You can't. No, I can't. No, I can't speak on that. But I can speak on. Don't run from me when I'm down there.

Speaker: Cause I'm going to grab ahold of whatever I got to grab ahold of. Let it be thighs. Let it be whatever. And I'm bringing that back. I'm bringing it back. No, I can't remember. Don't run.

Speaker: You're going to see Jesus tonight.

Speaker: Y 'all some terrible fucking motherfuckers. Y 'all need Jesus in your life. I'm trying to know what I knew. You know what? Y 'all motherfuckers, I'm gonna build on how you do it. You know what's some terrible things is the TikTok, the best defines me is the TikTok that says that men that eat pussy for their pleasure is a different type of dangerous. And dangerous happens to be my middle name. That's right.

Speaker: and I don't do it for you. I do it for me. I do it for me. I tell women all the time. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to put you on all fours and introduce you to the devil. Just remember that. All right. Remember that.

Speaker: Thank you I appreciate you what's going on

Speaker: Do you see a lion stretch before he gets on a gazelle? No.

Speaker: Oh no, I was supposed to get in the news after this. Because I'm going to be down there a while. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not the tootsie roll. I'm not the tootsie roll foul in three weeks and it's done. I actually get to the mill. Thank you Milton. Thank you Milton. And then I get another supper. Milton does not endorse the previous comment. I'm trying. Look, I'm just hitting headlines at this point. I've literally just hit the headlines at this point. Any woman who's affected by this conversation, I would hate to apologize.

Speaker: Yeah. JD. Oh, what's going on? There he is. There's my boy. What's going on, brother? I've known this man forever. That is my boy. I'm just I'm just being real. I'm just being real. Well, down in Florida, down in Florida last week, he got so cold that the iguanas were freezing to death and falling off the trees. No, shit. No sad truth. I don't think you are being honest with as much as you talk about it. To be perfectly honest with you, Michael.

Speaker: I think you're afraid. I think you're afraid. I think you're afraid. I'll back my shit up. I'll back my shit up. You got that old boy on the mummy. Right, Jeffrey? I'll back my shit up. You say that, but you trust me. Well, this show has been so derailed.

Speaker: So I did have a real quick thing to say about breaking news. I have not had a cigarette since Sunday. Congratulations. Good news. I've been looking. You've been hitting that vape like a crackhead though, ain't you? Hey. I don't smoke crack. I smoke meth. That's Tuesday and Thursdays. I smoke meth and throw punch hookers.

Speaker: It was a slip my ass J money, we don't need to know that we're men And what's up Oh Hey, what's up, bud? So in other news in other news what I wanted to get to for Mike's homework The rock and roll Hall of Fame

Speaker: Which is in Cleveland, by the way. Yes, it's in Cleveland. If they announce, I know. We got the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. We got the Football Hall of Fame. There's a lot of things in Ohio that we got.

Speaker: It was invented in Canton, where the whole fame is. Jeff actually schooled me on that. The non -sports guy knew that. How crazy is that? But you learned that from a movie. Don't even turn out these facts. First of all, this isn't directed to any of y 'all three. This is directed at one person, and you know who you are. That was not a slip at all. You're not fucked up, girl. Just so you know.

Speaker: Yeah, as if I wasn't already in enough trouble. Yeah. Yeah. That's all it takes. Two little, one, one, one, one little four letter word. But the rock and roll, the rock and roll Hall of Fame, Nazim, this is the, this is the Haps Hall of Fame right here, baby. You're looking at the rock and roll Hall of Fame. Um,

Speaker: They introduced or announced, that's what I was looking for, announced their nominees for 2022. And Mike should have the list because I wanted Mike to do the list and we can run through it quickish. And we can say, we can kind of give our opinion of whether they should or shouldn't be in there. And I've seen the list and I heard the list.

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, I will now give you the complete list of 2022 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees. You love a sausage factory. I know how you roll. Trust me. That is not a nomination. Jay and I have been friends for almost 10 years, Tony D, just so you know. Gotcha. He tried to be a troll. Thank you, Milton. When I first met him. First up, on the nominees,

Speaker: This is a first time nominee and I'll be honest with you. I don't know who this is. That's all back. You don't know who back is. I don't think back. I don't know. I don't think rock and roll Hall of Fame worthy. Well, but Beck Beck did the loser song. What was that? How did that go, Jeff? I'm a loser, baby, baby. Why don't you kill me? OK, yeah, OK.

Speaker: No, Bex, I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't agree with it. It's white boy shit. Don't worry about it. I know who Bex is. And the end of the day, out of all the Bex songs, I only know that one. He said it to me on Snapchat. What do you say? What do you say? He basically said, who is the wish version of you in the line?

Speaker: Who's the wish version of who? Who's the wish version of Tony D in the live? No, the wish version of me in the live. Yeah, we're going to have some fun with this motherfucker. Yeah. Is that me? Am I the wish version of you? No, Tony D is. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, Mike is. Mike's the wish version of me. He's not Thomas. Yeah, his name is Jason. This is Thomas.

Speaker: J just says alright much like much like I do when Tony's live and I come in there and I hit you with a one -liner Just to see his reaction then I leave Jay does the same shit Okay, so after Beck we got Pat Benatar

Speaker: How was she not in there? How was she not in there already is my question. Exactly. How is she not in there? She has been nominated before. So Pat Benatar is back on the list this year. That's the thing. How is she not in there, though? I should have been in there.

Speaker: Love is a battlefield. Case closed. Yes. I mean, she's done. I love Pat Benatar. Pat Benatar. I agree with that. She would have got it on the video alone. Straight up. Number number three. Kate Bush.

Speaker: I don't think she's I just don't and she had like one or two songs Well, what what are her songs? I can't I don't recognize I don't know she's on that whole affair Yeah, I don't I don't reckon I would probably recognize the song but not the name number four Devo People should guess

Speaker: Diva should be there just because just just based off of the fact. No. Okay. Well, it's not even that but I mean it's it's they brought a they they brought a new sound. Yes. A new as far as they only had a they only had one or two hits but as far as rock and roll, I can see the delay but I could say they will be in there.

Speaker: Yeah, but the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is not Rock and Roll anymore. No, it's not. It isn't. It's not music anymore. They need to just rename it the Music Hall of Fame. Well, as the list goes on, you're going to see more than Rock. Well, it's not even this year's list, but if you look at who's already in the Hall of Fame, I think Run DMC is in the Hall of Fame. I think

Speaker: Yeah, NWA is in there. LL Cool J.

Speaker: Absolutely. First ballot in without a question. Yeah. I didn't know what they should. They should change it from the rock and roll hall of fame to the music like a music hall of fame because it's not rock and roll. Well, it's no, it's not just rock and roll. It's dead and in respect of rock and roll. How many rock and roll those two rock and rollers are not in there is the question. Right. Well, that's the thing. That's the thing because one of the nominees this year and I know you're going to get to Mike is Judas Priest.

Speaker: Should have been in there, what the fuck? They should have been in there. And the lead singer of Judas Priest is 70 some years old, and to this day, he still sounds amazing live. 70 some years old, and he still sounds amazing live. And they're not in the, and I think they're a nominee this year. I think so.

Speaker: Mike, you got the list. That's a good question. I won't even dispute you on that. We'll get to the list now. Kiss should have been first fucking round. Oh, yeah. Kiss. I'm not a Kiss fan, but they should be in there. I'm not either, but they were rock and roll icons. Yeah, they were. Kiss and the fucking who should have been off the grip.

Speaker: the fact that the who isn't in there because I mean you got live at Leeds you've got uh you have so many good good albums that they put out it's it's all right so my earbuds just died can you hear me okay

Speaker: and turn make sure everything should be good. I can't even, I can't even. You on your phone? You on your phone? Yeah, I'm on my phone. Look at the three dots on the bottom. Look at the three dots on the bottom. No, no, I see the three dots. It won't let me pull up the thing. Okay. Okay. That was, that's been my problem. It's all good. It's all good.

Speaker: Yeah, we're gonna have to, I'll have it, I'll have it. The echo's gone now. The echo's gone now. The echo's gone now. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there. No, it's still there

Speaker: I think I was using it, I think Pink Floyd's are there. But they should have been there from like, like the who should have been there from day one. Oh, you know who else I forgot? The Grateful Dead. That's who I forgot. That's who I forgot. That's who I should have been in there. Oh, yeah. I don't think the Grateful Dead. I'm not a fan. I'm not the biggest fan either. I mean, I love the song Casey Jones. Look, Jay is an iconic band that I've heard. They're an iconic band. Yeah, exactly. Like Queen. They're definitely an iconic band.

Speaker: Jay, Jay, Jay said, are you, Jay asked a question that's been asked a million times and said, been said a million times. He said, are you two seriously not related about me and Mike? He's just known each other long enough to be related. I got a few friends like that. We are, we are not, we are no way shape and or form related as far as either one of us know. Mike and I have actually only been friends for what Mike, we've only known each other, what, about two years? Two, almost three years.

Speaker: Closer, probably closer to three, but yeah. Mm -hmm. But that is a question that we get a lot. And one of our TikTok videos that we posted with, that he finally did me on. Recently. I did off -purpose. Yeah, recently. We had the same name. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, we get that a lot that him and I look like brothers. So. Yeah. I mean, it works. At the end of the day, I can literally look like your brother as well if I grew my beard a little longer and gained 100 pounds.

Speaker: Yeah, but if you wait as much as we did Yeah being four foot tall I mean

Speaker: Right now you like right now your wife your wife could stick you in the yard and you'd be a perfect gardener Try to talk shit in person

Speaker: I will personally hand you a step stool and tell you that you're a cop, say to me, you better get a ladder. You better get a ladder, not a step stool.

Speaker: You think you can see yourself giving Tony head what? Hey, so, who you got next time? That's what I read. That's what I read. That's what I see. You can see yourself giving Tony head. That's what I read. I don't get it. Get it. Milton is dropping away. What's going on, Kevin? All right, Milton. What do you got next? Moving on. This is a first time nominee and for it being a hall of fame,

Speaker: We're talking Hall of Fame. I don't feel like they're worthy yet. And that's Duran Duran.

Speaker: absolutely worthy absolutely worthy and I can't believe they're only a first time nominee and I heard this today and I was like how are they only the first time nominee absolutely because and I think I think Tony and I think Jeff will agree with me here nobody there was there was there was bands that tried to duplicate him but nobody could duplicate their sound right

Speaker: They weren't rocking the rules. I mean, I'll give you that. They were top 40. They were top 40. But as we said, the Rock and Roll. Rock and Roll. Rock and Roll. So I can halfway see that. But as we said, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Yes. They were rockers. They were rockers. I'm going to call them Rock and Roll, but I will call them rockers.

Speaker: Right. But as we said, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is not rock and roll anymore anymore. It is a music hall of fame. Let's call it what it is. Let's let's call it Spade of Spade. It's a music hall of fame. Not as a play. And Einir should be in before everybody else. I would agree to that because it's a hip -hop hall of fame. I would say the same thing. But for rock and rollers, the rock and roll. Oh, yeah, definitely.

Speaker: Now they put rock and roll as far as rock stars. Duran Duran were rock stars. Huey Lewis and Louie were rock stars. ZZ Top was rock stars. Randy MC were rock stars. Duran Duran can fit, but I'm with everybody else. If you are a true rock and roll fan,

Speaker: You would have a problem with this. I understand that. Yes. Yes. Well, that's what that's what that's what I said at the very beginning. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is no longer the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. They need to rename it and call a spade a spade. It is the Music Hall of Fame and absolutely Duran Duran Mike as you said Duran Duran are pioneers. They had a specific sound. They had they had they had

Speaker: Yeah, they are icons. Everybody, if you hear the first, I can speak for myself. I can't speak for everybody, but I am a music guy. I love music. Fishbone. Oh shit, I forgot about that. When Bandarang comes on the radio,

Speaker: even if it's, even if you're listening to Spotify or anything like that, whatever you stream music on, when Duran Duran comes on within the first three notes, you know, that is a Duran Duran song. Hungry Like The War. Or you know, you know the song. I mean, the reflex, the reflex alone. Yeah. So absolutely, they should be there. Now, the next pick

Speaker: Also, first time nominee proves that what Click has been saying that this should be just the music hall of fame. Oh, yeah. And not the whole hall of fame. And there's one on here. I can't wait till you get to Eminem. Right. There is absolutely absolutely argue with me and tell me that Eminem is not worthy. One of the greatest rappers of all time.

Speaker: one of the great I'll give I'll put him I'll you know what I'll take it back what I said no no I'll tell you guys definitely a top five definitely a top five he's working and he's got the honor and respect of the of the originals let's be clear Eminem has the honor and the respect of the originals but the greatest thing about him is he never puts himself above them I remember his career he gave pretty much everything and the man what I get from Eminem and said he cares about

Speaker: one of the greatest rappers of all time, single -handedly, if not the best.

Speaker: about not just that he does, he cares about the rap community and keeping it from, I mean, his Kamikaze album was all about trashing people that were trying to, he's a lyricist. He's a very good lyricist, he's an excellent work, everybody has to tell you something, if you've never heard the song, Raining Man, you don't understand where I'm coming from. If you don't understand,

Speaker: The real Slim Shady. The lyrics he had. And I will give you, let me, let me, I'm about to go off on my run. This is where I fuck up the show and I apologize. Go for it. He had one of the best intros on any hip hop song I've ever heard. That motherfucker said, have you ever been hated or discriminated against? I have. I've been protested and demonstrated against. I was done. You gotta beat that intro. That was one of his first albums.

Speaker: No, that was one of the man's second - I said one of his first albums. And that's why you were a pioneer. That's why I said one of his first albums. That dude, and he was known as a battle rapper. See? Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, Glick. Sorry, y 'all. Let me do this shit, because y 'all know how to do it. Let me tell you motherfucker something right now. Half of y 'all that rap came freestyle, and you can't battle. That's why you're not a real rapper. Anybody could write a fucking song. I've been writing songs since I was 14. I could drop six albums, and they can go platinum. But you can't do what they do. If your ass can't get on a verse, you're done.

Speaker: If your ass can't beat nobody in the street in the cypher, you're done. If you can't be underground rappers, you're done. That's the real rap. Most real motherfuckers...

Speaker: M &M and that's and that's what M &M and that's why I said one of the greatest I'll give him I said I said the greatest I'm sorry and then I changed it to top five and I would probably put him in the top three. I can't I would probably go top three. I can't put him top ten. You can't put him in the top five. I'd say the man put out the man put out a seven minute decipher video.

Speaker: The man can freestyle with anybody. The man can mimic anybody. And he can make him look stupid. The man made Machine Gun Kelly change his musical genre and his sexual identity in one goddamn song.

Speaker: M &M gets nervous. M &M Kelly went from being a rapper to singing punk rock wearing a dress. Because he lost. He pulled a vanilla ice. He pulled a vanilla ice. Tell me one other rapper that's going to do that to another grown ass man. Without hanging over the side of a balcony. KRS1. I'll wait.

Speaker: Big Daddy Kane. I'll wait. I'll give you KRS one. You know, I respect Big Daddy Kane. I'll give you KRS one. Yeah, Bella Cool J was, you know, yeah, he was good. I love Bella Cool J. Don't get me wrong. Boy, I'll tell you what. I can't fuck. You were talking about a band that will rap a song that will make me impregnate somebody real goddamn quick. Hello, Cool J will rap a song and I'll impregnate a lot of...

Speaker: Machine Gun Kelly had an excellent freestyle on the site for the BET Awards. I liked him. Eminem destroyed it. No, Machine Gun Kelly was good when he rapped. But Eminem destroyed his ass. But Eminem should be here. He definitely has a worldwide following to draw a crowd to come see what they're going to say about him. No problem there. I can't. But I just had my rap moment. I want to apologize to everybody who looks for a normal format that I do. You know, you and I got to have this rap conversation because I think I would surprise you, Tony. God damn it. Don't bring hip -hop to me. I will do this shit. I got time.

Speaker: I think I'll surprise you. I think I'll surprise you. Monday, on a Monday show, we're gonna do this, cuz I think I can surprise you a little bit, Tony. I think I can surprise you. I'm just saying, don't let this be weird, don't let this be. I think that musical score was, I haven't pulled out, I'm sorry, number six. We're gonna stay on track. Number six.

Speaker: If I put your name, I apologize. Erythmics. Erythmics, yes. Absolutely. I like Erythmics. They should have been in there. They should have been in there. Yeah, they should have been in there a long time ago. This is not your dream. Yeah, I was going to say, I was just going to ask you, Michael. They've been nominated before, right? Yes, they've been nominated before. Who'd they lose to?

Speaker: Well, it's not a matter of them losing, but here's the thing with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Well, actually, you know what? We're going to call it what it is. We're going to call it what it is. The Music Hall of Fame. Yeah, that was going to be my question. How do they choose who gets in off the nominees? It's votes. They've got a committee and then they let the fans vote as well. But they only take like six

Speaker: I think it's, I think it's six people a year and their nominations. I think every year they, they release like 25 nominations. Yeah. Well, so it through it, but yeah, I agree. I agree. Like Tony said, they should have been there. Glick already spoiled it. Judas priest.

Speaker: I mean, that's the question. There's nothing to talk about. Should have been. I mean, not only based off of their music, but the fact that the lead singer of that and that is a rock band. You cannot say that are not a rock band, but the lead singer of that band of that of that group, he's a gay individual. OK. And nobody would know it because he's not he's not he's not out with it.

Speaker: Yeah, he's not. What's his face? I feel like I'm going to see you. Yeah, I did. I don't have a feeling. He's going to call me out like that.

Speaker: But of course you ask you of course your ass will call me out. I was like, okay, they're good. Number eight. Number eight. If I want to look over your shoulder one more time, like number eight.

Speaker: Not their first, not their first nominee either. Would be Bella Cutie. Who? Yeah, no. Who? I'd never, I would have to hear a song by them. Yeah, I don't. Who's Bella, Bella Cutie?

Speaker: Bella Cutie, F -E -L -A -K -U -T -I. Thank you, Kevin. Yeah, Rob Halford. Yeah, no. They don't, they don't, they don't know. I never heard of them. Yeah. Not now, not now, not now. But apparently they've been nominated more than once. Well, and here's the thing. As far as the, um,

Speaker: Tony, just so you know, you wasn't the only one that legit called me out on that. My girl just Snapchatted me because she's watching the show. And she said, see, your ass worried about the police because you ain't not, because you have not been caught yet. She see that shit too. I ain't been caught yet. Listen, let me be, I'm sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm gonna start talking shit. Go ahead. Well, number nine.

Speaker: I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta tell you something. Oh, we got a, we got people. Kevin says, fellow, he says, fellow, cut a yes because Kevin's a, he's a musician. So, he wouldn't know. He said, that's a yes. So, I'm gonna just go with, I never heard of him. Alright. Alright. I just, I never heard of him. African band with horns. I've never heard of them. Okay. Oh, I had to look him up. Um. Okay. Number nine would be MC5. Who the **** is that?

Speaker: Yeah, I never heard of them either. MC5? MC5. It sounds like a rap group. Lincoln Park, Michigan, Formula 63. I never heard of them. OK. Everybody called me out. I've never heard of them. Yeah. OK. They're a rock band. They're from 72. Why not? Number 10. That shit was funny.

Speaker: Number 10. That's funny. He's not a lady to call me out with my girl who New York dolls. I think I've heard of. They were a punk band. They're a punk band. I'm not a big fan of punk, but not now, but they do definitely deserve their spot. Jesus. They've been around for me the heaven day. Yeah. Good Lord.

Speaker: Number 11. We don't have no time for militant. Yes. Number 11, my mom's personal favorite. I grew up listening to her. She is amazing. She definitely is a pioneer and an icon. The one, the great Dolly Parton.

Speaker: What am I going to say? What am I going to say? What am I going to say? You're going to say what everybody who loves music would say. Absolutely. Wait till she can. Tell me you ain't never heard of those things. She can dance. First time. She ain't got to. Just stand there. First time. She's on the same page as I am. She's all about her movies. She's confused.

Speaker: This is not their first time nominee. I would consider them a young band, but maybe not. Rage Against the Machine.

Speaker: Yeah, I think they can. They'll get there eventually. I think it should be. Yeah, I think it's a little early for them. But I think it's a little early. It's a little early. They'll get there. They should be there. They should be there. I'm not a big fan against Rage, but what they did. I respect what they did. Yeah, they should be there, but not yet.

Speaker: This is Hall of Fame. It's a little premature. We'll call it that. Yeah. Well, and here's the thing with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame or the Music Hall of Fame. It's based off of like your first album has to be 25 years and or older. Yes. So we say this. They got 25 years. We say this. They easily got that. And Jeff and I, we're the same ageish. Tony's a little bit older than us.

Speaker: Mike's a little bit younger than us. But Rage was new for Jeff and I. Yeah. So it's hard to believe that's their first album. Yeah, their first album is already over 25 years old. But yeah, they do deserve to be there, but not yet. Because there's other people ahead of them. There's other people that should be there that are. Well, I put it to you like this.

Speaker: rage against the machine with it not not being the first nominee going with their next number who is their first nominee which is Tony B this should totally make your head explode why it's his first nominee which is Lionel Richie

Speaker: Absolutely absolutely. And yes, no, I'm yeah. No, I might might when I heard this today, my head exploded as well. I'm like, why is Lionel only getting his first nomination?

Speaker: right to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame music hall of fame let's call it in with this if you're going music yes that's you know rock and roll even i would be like okay i mean was he in the i mean just before he even went solo he was big temptation during the rock and roll music yes and being being i consider rhino richie

Speaker: to be right there with the commoners and the temptations and right there because I mean Lionel taught me one thing we don't have to dance on the dance floor we can we can dance on the ceiling boys that motherfucker said hello I got so good looking boy I'm like your stalker ass when I was when I was younger I when I was younger I was feeling that stalker man I'm like you are a stalker man

Speaker: And at that video, he was stalking the shit out of that blonde girl. Yeah, he was. He was peeping around the corner. He was looking at the doorways. He was standing outside her window. I was like, all right, go ahead. Get it, Lionel. Excellent song. Excellent video. They played with the devil. My two favorite songs about Lionel Richie. If you're not familiar with Lionel Richie, look up a song he has called, Stay Long. S -E -L -A. And he has another song called, Love Will Find a Way. That is a song to me and my life. I know that song.

Speaker: That's beautiful songs anybody can ever see me anybody lift yourself up here. Oh, I have no dispute Moving on to the next one. What's this is her first time nominee considering that they made a whole movie um Basically starring her in it and

Speaker: which was a little black hole. This Carly Simon first time nominee is like, what? Carly Simon? She should be in there. She should absolutely be in there. She should be in there here to some of the people you named. She should be in there ahead of fucking Green Day. Yeah, Green Day made it.

Speaker: I mean, Kevin keeps bringing up Green Day. The fact that Green Day's in, enrage isn't. That's what Kevin said, I agree. I felt like Green Day was overrated. I liked some of their music, but it's closing. Well, the Nimrod album of Green Day, I like. But after that, I can care less. So who you got after? Who you got after Carlos? But after, I've never heard of this band.

Speaker: First time nominee, a tribe called Quest. You've never heard of them? How have you never heard of a tribe called Quest? Not the name. I'm probably here. Absolutely. I'm going to say that. I'm going to ask you. Let me speak for Mike here real quick. I guarantee you if Mike and I heard one of their songs, we'd be like, oh, I know this song. Well, honestly speaking for Mike, I'm going to speak for Tony. Do you know any hip hop at all, honestly? Yeah.

Speaker: clearly not. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm gonna speak for Tony right here and Tony's gonna say absolutely. Tribe should be. Tribe Call Quest. This is an honor to them. I will say that they don't they have more jazz than rock and roll music. Okay. I will be honest. They they got a jazz hip hop sound. Very you'll get some blues.

Speaker: Mm -hmm. My life has closed me off. Yes, Kevin. Queens represent. I'm from Queens. Let me go ahead and do this shit. If you've ever heard the scenario with Busta Rhymes, you know? Have you ever heard the scenario, Mike? Yeah. As a rap song. That's that's Try Paul Quest. OK. Oh, shit. Yes. OK. That's Try Paul Quest. If you remember, Check the Rhymes.

Speaker: I'm gonna give you the famous songs before I give you my real shit from them. Check the rhymes, the scenario, because they had leaders of the new school in it with them. You got, oh, stop playing with them until they get real. I left my wallet in El Segundo.

Speaker: Okay. See, my music, my music. I know a little bit about a little bit when it comes to trying. My music playlist is minuscule compared to yours. As far as hip -hop, I've got a lot of music. Mine is fast over multiple genres. The problem is, it's not. It's really not though, Mike.

Speaker: If you listen to any and every minds on what you don't know, trial call questions, they had hit my icons, but they play a lot of other artists more than they play. That's where I fall short when it comes to music, because my music is I play. If I like a song, it's on my playlist.

Speaker: Yes. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff has written in my car. Jeff knows you hear my music taste. I've written this car and go, who is this? Nazim, I know you got to get some sleep. I recognize the name, but now that you're naming songs. Yes. I know. That's why I said some of these bands and groups is when you when you hear the name,

Speaker: It's Greek to me. But if I hear the song, I'm like, OK, I know that song. That's a lot of groups. They should definitely be in. I know we got to keep it going. I'm sorry. Let's cook. Yeah. Now, Tony, I'm with you because you and I can do this music all day long, man. Yes. Yeah, which is where this comes in. There's always one more. Also, not the first nominee time would be Dionne Warwick. Icon.

Speaker: She's an absolute icon. She's an absolute icon. Not necessarily a rock. She's more of a story. We're taking, like I said in the beginning, we're taking a rock out of it. No, I understand it's music, but Dion is, I mean, she's everywhere. She should have been there. She should have been there. She should have been there, yeah. Way before Green Bay. Like you said, we're taking the rock out of everything and we're music,

Speaker: Right now, right here and now, and I said this at the beginning, but I'm gonna make it official. Nonsenseical Nonsense has renamed the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as the Music Hall of Fame. I mean, I really like. And Dionne Ward, I should have been there. I do. I do. I'm so shy. You literally go from Pat Benatar and Lionel Richie to fucking Eminem.

Speaker: Based on this list of nominees, I don't think Eminem is going to make this round. No, I don't think he will either. I don't think Eminem will make it for one simple fact. His music is great. I'm not the biggest fan, but his albums are just not old enough.

Speaker: You only had to be 25 years or older. I know, I understand that. But much like, much like me, he's too soon. Seven of them first came out in 98. I don't think he's at 25 years yet. No. No, he's not. Isn't him 8, but what, 48? Yeah, but his first album came out in 98. 48, the mother fucker's like, he was born in 72. Yeah, he's my only. Oh, really? I thought he was. Yeah, he's Tony's ace.

Speaker: Now out of that list right there, Carly Simon's supposed to be there. Judy's pre supposed to be there. Who else was it? Um, you really need to be in there. When did Eminem's first album come out? 1998. Hold on. 1996. What? Fact check.

Speaker: Which one? Oh, that's the underground one. That's the underground one. Yeah, so you don't know the amount. I have this. I have this. Well, no, Kevin. I have it. I agree. Rage and Eminem, broadly both came out around the same time. But I think it's a little too soon, although I think they should both eventually be in the Hall of Fame. I think it's a little too soon to be like, let's throw them in now.

Speaker: Yeah, it will be there it will be there Six yeah, I think yeah, I think it's like five or six To be shut down. Is there any more on the list? My personal would be packed in a car. Yeah, there ain't Iran

Speaker: Dude is priest and Dolly. They should have been there. Dolly should be there long time ago because Dolly, that's my son. If I may, I think this is a list for the week. Which one of these nominees should be in the Hall of Fame? I think we need to name this. Six go in every year, correct? Five or six, I think it is. Let me go ahead and make my list for when the show comes out. We can play this back. I'm going to take Pat Benatar, Devo,

Speaker: The only problem with having this as the list is it's very small, we have duplicates.

Speaker: And then Dion Warwick, I would take those six out of their list. Being that - I think the older rockers need to be in there before the new one. I agree with - It should be more of a seniority thing. Yes. I agree with most of Tony's list. Definitely got to put Pat Benatar in there. Judas Priest should have already been in there. Well, Carly Simon, I mean, how many albums that woman got? Carly Simon should be there, you know,

Speaker: But as far as innovators and an icon, and I understand this is for a specific group. Right. Or a specific group. Yeah, Warwick. I mean. Well, no, no, no. I was just saying, like, you know, I understand like. I understand the same thing, y 'all. I'm doing the same thing. I like that y 'all are doing it. I appreciate it. I'm doing the same thing. We're going to have it. Absolutely. So we can play this episode back and we'll see who was right and who wasn't. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. The Erythmics.

Speaker: You know, M's gonna get in regardless of what any of us think. You can't make a dish, you know. You can't make a dish, you know. But I don't think you should make a dish. I agree 100%. Not with this list. But as far as innovators, and as Tony said, they got the blues, they got the jazz, they got the hip -hop, and Tribe's gotta be in there for me, man. Tribe has got to be in there for me. The thing is, from...

Speaker: From my perspective, if I was Eminem, now I'm the farthest thing from Eminem, I'm so white, I'm clearly, but, if, if, no, but, but way clearer. Yeah, but, yeah, but you see A -Mile and that motherfucker, that motherfucker rebukes the shit out of Leonard Skinner and turned Leonard Skinner into a damn hip -hop song.

Speaker: Okay, this was hard. This was hard. I'm about to throw it away. This was hard. But my thing is, if Eminem gets in and I was Eminem, I would be mad.

Speaker: because I took away a spot for someone that should have been in already. He carries respect for other genres and the originals. He carries respect. I mean, I respect if I was Eminem, I respect him like I'd like to, I'd like to take myself out of the nominations this year. And I'm going to put New York Dolls in being the fact that how long they've been in the game and they're known like they got spoken on. I'm going to put New York Dolls in there. I had to take Duran Duran and Devo out this year. I had to.

Speaker: So those are you. I'm not as much as as much as I want to as much as I want to jump on the Devo. Not yet. Not yet. And I put a hand to rain. Absolutely. And but like I said, I'm sorry. You should try. It's got to be in there. But let's just play for what the Hall of Fame is for that genre. Yeah. Tribe tribe has got to be in there just because of what they did and how they did it. And like I said, Tony, you touched on it and I agreed on it.

Speaker: And not only are they hip -hop, but they jazz, blues. Ron, I mean, if you've actually listened to a tribe called Quest, and I have, and I'm a fan, they jumped into a lot of genres. And they kind of, you know, they dipped their toes into it. And that's what I liked about, and they'll be there one day. So they're very diverse, is what you're saying. They're very diverse. And another band, and another rap group,

Speaker: Another rap group, much like them, who will be there one day if they're not already there, is Big Boy and Andre 3000.

Speaker: Well, not only that but at ATL alien alien the ATL aliens or whatever They coming okay, it's coming

Speaker: When is final voting time for? Do they announce the winners of Hall of Fame? I'm not sure, but we'll recap. I feel like Outkast got a raw deal and they're very undervalued for what they were. I really enjoyed their music as far as... The music was great. Even when they went solo, they were still good.

Speaker: I think they'll make it because they were iconic and Andre carried into another genre besides hip -hop alone. Big girls risked them, but Andre carried them. It was kind of like making you see it with mixed jitters a lot. Yes. You see it with mixed jitters a lot, but a pale male who let them up. Appreciate you, Nazim. Of, uh, rap and, uh... I like Kevin's voice.

Speaker: You know, I know what you're saying, man. I know exactly what you're saying, but I think Outkast is coming. I think Outkast is coming. Yeah, I see it coming. It might be a little soon because I remember that. No, they didn't start until 93, 94. Okay, so they're over 25. So they should be...

Speaker: They're over 25, so they'd be eligible. No. But I mean, I can't come here. Yeah, it is. But I found, well, what I found, 95 is the cutoff. What I found is the East Coast very much was a real thing. And a lot of people, like where I'm at now, haven't really been exposed to outcast because they were from Georgia. Right. Now, I know. Right. Glitz or outcast.

Speaker: and you're more in the same area. Outkast is everywhere in the top area. Everywhere in the 90s, man. But I was in Ohio. Yeah, but I was in Ohio when Outkast got, when Outkast blew up, and I was a big fan. But, I went to basic training, and we came out of basics one Saturday morning, we was at tech school, and they had a music video show in the morning.

Speaker: outcast video came on, you know, when you're in the military, more folks from all over the world are there. When I tell you everybody knew who outcast and goody mob were. And everybody knew. But Mike, Mike, what I want to do, what I want to do, because what do you need to end the show? Yes. Jot this list down. And Saturday, Tony, if you're good, I want you to come back in. I plan on being here, absolutely. Absolutely. So Saturday, what I want to do,

Speaker: is jot this list down and I want us to come back and this will be it's not the starting five because we have our starting five but I want to touch on this again and I want the four of us

Speaker: to pick our five. Like I said, I'm not 100 % sure how many people are going to make it in, but I want the four of us to hit our five who will make it in this year. Who's going to, who's going to get predictions, predictions. I put mine in the chat or you can come in and join us. Like I said, Tony, you're always welcome. You're part of the family. Let's have our listen to chat already.

Speaker: That'll save you. All right, Jeff. Wait, if I check it, I'm listening. Yeah, Mike, send me that list so I can actually make my list. Which would be... You got Wicked Italian Eyes, Myself, and Kevin Vasquez. We put a list up already. As far as, like, five or six. What's the... Nasim put a pic of it, put pics of it. Thank you, Milton.

Speaker: Yeah, we'll do it again Saturday so we make sure we get it. Or you can send it to us at our email account or you can send it to us on Facebook or Instagram or Twitter or whatever. But yeah, like I said, Tony, you're more than welcome to come in here and join us live Saturday. You fell on that. I know we ran over. I apologize, but this was fun. Thank you. That's all right. We got into.

Speaker: that was all of the first hour second hour was all everybody everybody real quick everybody in the chatters box if you guys have been messaging like i literally just now can see all of our faces thank you kevin you always got the replay you got the replay and as i said as we close out

Speaker: I apologize. I Was not able to see any comments or I am so good. No, I think I am is there I do too if they're not I think they got all your fee wagon fucking you too. Oh absolutely our speed wagon but um, yeah, like I said

Speaker: Let's close the show out. I got it. Well, I'm going to I got to make a phone call, but I got to get to bed. I got to get up. You know, the chat has been welcome to me. Thank you. I think I think you all. This is fun. Like I said, I can be here. Y 'all let me know when I appreciate y 'all. Tony, like I said, Saturday, Saturday night, Tony D, you're welcome back because of what you said. You keep your head up, brother. People will help you. Let them all fucking know straight up. Tony, you're welcome back Saturday night to hang out with us. Saturday nights are free for all. We kind of just do our thing and

Speaker: If we go long, we go long. Of course, we got the after show. But Mondays, guys, I'm actually looking forward. I'm excited to Monday nights, because as I said earlier, Tony D has officially

Speaker: has officially joined the nonsensical nonsense family. And Tony, Dee, and myself, and maybe one other person, will be joining us on Mondays for the third show of the week. The Chatter's Box episode. The Relax Fit, the Chatter's Box, the Just Hanging Out. We'll figure out segments as we go. We'll figure it out as we go, much like we do here. But I do appreciate y 'all hanging out with us.

Speaker: Appreciate y 'all commenting if you guys aren't already go ahead and check us out on social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook Instagram Twitter tick -tock You can join us here live every Wednesday Saturday, I don't know what the hell you two jackasses are doing right now Tony does need a beard, right?

Speaker: A little reach around for our conversation earlier

Speaker: You say you like to do a certain thing and there's nothing better than a little natural oils for your beard. I'm just saying. I wouldn't have before I had a beard, remember that? Yeah, but when you have a beard. So did I. I've been doing it since before I could grow a beard. But that beard is soft because of what I do. You see this blue? You see the blue? Calm down Stevie Wonder. Calm down Stevie Wonder.

Speaker: We get off on that again, but again, like I said, thank you guys for listening. Join us here every Wednesday, Saturday, and, and starting this Monday, you good with this Monday coming up, Tony? We go ahead and rename one of the episodes. It's going to be the PE broadcast, the Pussy Eaters broadcast. Yeah, nonsensical nonsense, PE. All right, there we go.

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Speaker: Got my new co -host for Monday nights. And we are, and you can get every single episode on demand. You can listen to them however you want to, don't have to be in order. On Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcast, anywhere you get your podcasts and jollies from. Go give us a like, go give us a follow, go give us a share. Make sure you give Mike and Jeff, and I guess you can give Tony the old double thumbing. He might like it. He won't admit to it, he'll probably like it. Oh, shit he did.

Speaker: And you can also e -mail us. Where can they e -mail us out, Jeffrey? And boys, we're gonna end this the only way we know how to end it.

Speaker: with our guys, with their slow intro. But our guys, BlacktopMojo, if you're not following them already, if you've never even heard of them, go check them out, go look them up. Everywhere you stream music, everywhere you go on social media, at BlacktopMojo, when you see their music, when you see their videos, comment on them, like them, and tell them that nonsensical nonsense sent you.

Speaker: Tony I need to have an outro for yourself because I always give them the deuces I got Michael says I got one. It's a copycat Listen mother had you mother made you mother fuck you damn, right? All right, we gotta fit that we gotta fit that in at the end of the song cuz I

Speaker: I appreciate y 'all. Mike got you. Jeff got you. Tony don't leave so you can hit him with your, or Tony don't leave so you can hit him with your outro. Michael, Jeffrey, Tony, I love you guys. These are my boys right here. These are my people. If my man's is eating steak, I'm eating steak.

Speaker: We're taking care of each other. These are my people right here. You look at these four motherfucking faces. You see us laughing. You see us smiling. But don't test us if you see us in the goddamn streets. Because we're about that life. You ever see brothers? This is the seat we're in right now. We are the kings. We're gonna find out. Yes, sir. A little blackout mojo with their slow ass central coming in. We gotta wait for it. A little build up, a little build up, a little build up. Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes.

Speaker: This is the only goddamn thing I like from Texas

Speaker: She likes the mood, she likes the night, she likes the blood on her hands She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red She whispers prayers into the wind and she commutes with the dead

Speaker: The bones and through the fire and in darkness it can Raise the blade above my head as I break in I'm too crazy to stand I'm all your endless guide Take this sacrifice I want to live for it

Speaker: Maybe you're gonna love you Around the woods a thousand eyes look on and she starts to feast There was a smile on her face and she watched my soul leave

Speaker: We're going to the bubble.

Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? It kind of pisses me off this man. Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roll yesterday. They're pretty good. They're pretty good? No man, like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with.

Speaker: I've got some sharp titter combos over there. Kind of like a ridge cracker with a cheese baby. Let me just take one of these lighters and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh yeah bathroom key all right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362 and I'm gonna have to have Jack change so we're in a coin shortage at the moment.

Speaker: Here she comes. Here she comes, boys. Whatever, man. OK. Here she comes. Here she comes. That's set. No, I'm sorry. Here she comes. Goddamn you, man. Oh, optional. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck!

Speaker: Oh! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!

Speaker: Show that final scene.

Speaker: So let me just say this real quick and then we can do our goodbyes. So when Jeff and I started this podcast, Black Dot Mojo is one of my favorite bands. I've been a fan for over 10 years now. So we started this podcast, I reached out to him and I said, hey guys, would it be cool if we use our music? Not thinking I would hear back from them.

Speaker: And like that, Matt, the lead singer of the band, hit me back. And he was like, absolutely fucking rock out, bro. He's like, just give us credit. I'm like, 100%. So we shout him out. We talk about him all the time. And then since then, I talk, and we're not like friends by any means, but I do talk to Matt, which is the leading singer. I do talk to Kat. And the lady in that video is Kat's woman. She is the wicked woman.

Speaker: Cat is the bass player. So those are our guys, and that is my dream gig. That is my interview. That is my dream interview to get them on the show with us. They're from Texas. That's the only thing I like from Texas, Black Dot Mojo. And if you go back and you look at Black Dot Mojo, say you go back and look on YouTube. Not only do you listen to their music and what they do, but listen to their covers.

Speaker: Matt is an amazing singer. This motherfucker kills everything he does. That's my Hall of Fame team right there. My dad only likes like 12 fans and I had him listen to Black Top Mojo and he was like, I mean, my dad hates ACBC with a passion, but he likes Black Top Mojo.

Speaker: So, with that being said, totally definitely go check out Blacktop Mojo. They've got a rock, they've got a rock soulful blues. Like I said, once you dive into their music and you hear Matt sing and you hear him acoustically and you hear Matt's range and everything he can do, you'll appreciate him. And I say that because I know you're a music lover like I am.

Speaker: Yeah, trust me, trust me. Oddly enough, I'm not the music guy. However, when Chris brought it up to me, when we started the podcast about bringing, doing Blacktop Bojo as our get, I was like, oh dude, I'm in. Those guys fucking kick ass. And I accidentally found them on YouTube and fell in love with it. Every song they do is awesome. That's what's up.

Speaker: Yes, I know we're working on it. It's a it's a work in progress. But with that being said Jeffrey hit him with it, baby Doozers! Give it to him Michael!

Speaker: We'll see you all Saturday night with a brand new episode. Tony D. You are welcome to join us. We are out of here. I appreciate y 'all. Love you guys. Appreciate y 'all. We'll see you Saturday night. We'll see you Saturday night. Everybody chat as well. I'll see y 'all next time. See y 'all. Chatters box. Absolutely. Adam to the chat. Adam to the chat. Yeah.