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Speaker: What's going on everybody? Happy Victory Monday to some of y 'all to others
Speaker: Especially Denver Bronco fans, you're probably considering killing yourselves after yesterday, but that was ugly. We'll get into that here in a few. Well, we did not, since we're not since everybody, hopefully you guys had a good weekend, got to enjoy some football. Hopefully your team did well and hopefully your fantasy football teams are doing well. If you're not already.
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Speaker: every half hour. What's going on? Shatter's box. What's up with you guys? Not only am I celebrating the three Monday, but I'm going to go ahead and throw this bad boy on. If you don't want, how do you know we have a new neighbor? I don't know. If you don't know who this Jersey belongs to or what this Jersey is from, we can't be friends.
Speaker: Beyonce got it for me because I'm so awesome. You know, they're 10 a fucking 10. I still got wood. Any who. Any who writing solo today. Per per the usual. Per the usual.
Speaker: Spent a little bit of time talking a little football. Don't want to spend too much time off fantasy teams. Hopefully your guys's fantasy teams are doing well. I'm going in with big leads with all my teams and two of which are locked down and one he's going to need some help. He's 48 points down, but can't count them out because as we learned yesterday with the Miami dolphins,
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Speaker: Um, but let's jump right into it. Shall we jump right into these, these football, these football games yesterday, man. But we had some shockers. Um, obviously the biggest news in the NFL right now is fucking Miami Dose dolphins. Best movie, best football movie ever made. Absolutely. Fucking Miami dolphins setting records all over the place. 70 goddamn points yesterday.
Speaker: Over 700 and almost 800 yards of offense. Quarter fucking cheerleaders in there playing, making touchdowns. Fans are calling plays. Miami was disgusted yesterday. Is Miami that good or is Denver just that bad? I'm gonna lean a combination of the both.
Speaker: Tyree kill, not the craziest numbers, but, um, you had one, two, three, four different receivers with touchdowns, not to mention monster most hurt had three rushing touchdowns and, um, backup running back also had two rushing touchdowns, not to mention, um, two receiving touchdowns.
Speaker: Yeah. Miami was sick. I've been telling people for the last couple of years, Miami's been quietly doing things, man. They've been quietly building a roster, building up a team. Uh, that's not the same Miami that, that everybody's used to seeing, uh, sucking it up. They, they've put it very talented roster on both sides of the field together. Um, and.
Speaker: I was in, uh, the AFC East. I would be a little bit concerned about Miami and I'm talking to you, Buffalo, idea, Buffaloians, Buffalo onions. Sure. It's a word. It's, it's very much a word. It's in the collection area. Look it up. Miami is currently sitting at the top of that division three and oh.
Speaker: And, uh, okay. There's two empty baskets or did cash getting stuff in the dry outside of just the absolute decimation of Denver. Um, like an Arizona Cardinals shock in the world yesterday and shock in the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker: The very lopsided victory Friend of mine him and I were having a discussion today is Miami that are not Miami is Dallas Back to old Dallas ways or was yesterday just a fluke. I think I Think it was just a fluke Dallas has a legit defense and their offense even though they're suspect sometimes They're pretty solid fucking offense and they can make things happen I think we just got hit in the mouth real quick real fast and didn't expect it and we're never really able to recover from it. So
Speaker: But I think they'll be all right. They have the luxury of being in the NFC East, which outside of the Eagles, they have a reputation... Well, Eagles the last couple of years, but they have a reputation as just being a garbage division, much like the NFC South. But
Speaker: Tampa's surprising everybody. I think Tampa has a pretty good chance tonight to surprise Philly and maybe, maybe sneak out a win. Pickers on fire.
Speaker: trying to think, you know, there wasn't like, there were some really good games, uh, fucking shop to Matt gay Indianapolis colds kicker set an NFL record. Not one, not two, not three, but four field goals are 50 plus yards in that game yesterday for them to beat Baltimore fucking hell. Yeah. Let's go fuck Baltimore to beat Baltimore in overtime.
Speaker: That was something else. I did not expect that game to go that way. I thought Baltimore would kind of steamroll Indianapolis. And I was shocked and surprised. So I'm not mad at it. And I think the biggest shocker so far this season in the NFL has been Green Bay. Good Colts. Yeah. Gold Colts, man. I'm a Browns fan. I was definitely rooting for the Colts. I just didn't think they had a chance in hell. But I got to say, man, Green Bay is
Speaker: is a real shocker this year. I honestly going into the season, I thought that with the departure of Aaron Rodgers and you know, they're losing some talented players and stuff like that, they were going to kind of. Dump down this season, but Jordan Love has proven himself to be no joke. Ladies and gentlemen, they were down 17 to nothing and come back to win that game yesterday. That was an impressive fucking comeback and an impressive freaking win.
Speaker: So Green Bay might go ahead and stay In control of the of the NFC North over there because Bears aren't goddamn dumpster fire. They should just be put out of their misery Minnesota, I don't know what's going on in Minnesota. Detroit's actually bucking up a little bit But I think it's gonna stay Green Bay's division this year The play a shocker
Speaker: We can't top football if we don't talk about my guys the bounce back yesterday. Funny how well they play when they're not being screwed over by referees. I mean, they still got screwed over by the referees. Let's just say probably one of the most disgusting.
Speaker: Disgustingly blatant bogus calls I've ever seen in the NFL blowing a whistle on a Mario Hooper going out of bounds when he was clearly like three feet away from the marker and Stopping a play that would have definitely been a 65 yard touchdown, but it didn't matter because the defense was on fire. They absolutely Fucking destroyed Tana Hill. They took his lunch money gave him a wedgie and stuff his ass in a locker They were all over his ass all day yesterday and
Speaker: I'm going to need you, uh, defenders that can't defend a Mario Cooper just to leave him open. Cause you're killing me in fantasy football. God damn it. I understand you want to hang on him and pull his Jersey and push him out of bounds and everything else and, and get those passing or appearance calls all day long. That's fine. Just let him have the ball. Cause you're killing me in fantasy football. No, they were getting called yesterday. Apparently, uh, apparently Tennessee's payment to the rest didn't go through like Pittsburgh.
Speaker: The Bears are an absolute dumpster fire. The Bears are disgusting. The Carolina Panthers are fucking disgusting. You know, even Minnesota being 0 and three, they're not a bad team. I just don't know what's going on because they're, you know, they they're in these games, man. They they lost by three to Tampa. They lost by six to Philly. They lost by by four yesterday. So, I mean,
Speaker: They're just not finishing games. I mean they're they look good and and I mean shout out to Kirk Cousins and And company for putting good fantasy points up. They're just not finishing games and getting the wins. So It's still early it's still early we're only week three we're only a week three ladies and gentlemen, I Hope that tonight Cincinnati continues its losing streak and goes to Owen three and
Speaker: And that maybe Joe Burrow's leg gets tore off on the field and somebody picks it up and clubs, Jamar chasing the head with it. Just saying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and three. Love you. Bye. I'm not own three. I'm three and Oh, three and Oh.
Speaker: I can't second that. I can't, uh, I can't, uh, dive into that world. No, I know. I never wished for a player to get hurt, but I can't stand Cincinnati. I can't stand Joe burrow and fucking Jamar Chase is such a twat. Uh, that that's humans. They're fucking, they're like notar. They're like Ohio state. They're so fucking overrated and overhyped for nothing.
Speaker: I said it and Ryan day you're fucking trash, bro. You guys got exposed by fucking Notre Dame Saturday Get fucking bit Ryan day I'm painting a picture man. I'm painting a picture with words here Speaking of a picture with words. Hey boys
Speaker: Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? Go walk in the building, ladies and gentlemen. I mean, the cat can win. Well, he used to be able to, but I mean.
Speaker: Oh, like I said, congratulations since the Eddie bird paying all that money to, uh, to a bench warmer, I guess at the end of the day. Um, he was a douche when he was in college too. Anybody wins. Uh, not this season yet. They look bad this year. Or I need the Rams to keep on rocking and rolling.
Speaker: Rock and roll right over the Bengals again tonight. That way they'll go and three. What else is going on in the NFL world? I don't big surprise. The Bears lost to the Chiefs. Shout out to the Texans. They got their first win of the season, probably one of only one or two.
Speaker: Nothing else really all that all that surprising yesterday And then I fell Taylor Murray is probably is right up there with being incredibly overhyped and overrated But he really hasn't done anything I mean Jesus Christ I
Speaker: I mean, I know everybody gets on him because he's short and I understand how being a you know being Below a certain height can hinder a quarterback because you're not gonna be able to you see over the line You're not gonna be able to see down the field or anything like that. Ah but um
Speaker: It's just, yeah, it just doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me why they wasted so much money. I got to agree with you, uh, Rick, um, and waste a good cap money. It's just, it's, it's just all around waste. I mean, and you know, and not saying that short guys can't be successful. I mean, Baker's short. He's, he's had a pretty good run. Um, you know, Colt McCoy has been in the league for a billion years. I feel like he's a little bit shorter. I mean, there are guys that, that, that are shorter that do well. Um,
Speaker: I think CJ Stroud just kind of hit his groove in that particular game. It was a game against two shitty ass teams. One of them had to prevail. Let's be honest.
Speaker: No, that's the unfortunate thing. I mean, they're, they're, they're fucking stuck with the minis. And that's, and you see that happening. And that's my fear with like Cleveland, you know, I'm scared of that. The Sean Watson is going to be a complete fucking bust in Cleveland. And we're stuck with all that money. Same with Cincinnati. If something happens to Pearl, they're stuck with all that goddamn money.
Speaker: That's gonna be interesting. That's their Super Bowl right there. Yeah, I know he's starting. I already benched him in fantasy. I benched him for Brock Purdy. Which I'm not mad about, so.
Speaker: But you know, I'll say in Cleveland everybody was worried about. The chub situation you know chubs out for the season. Um? And how they were going to react to that they brought back hunt slid right back in like he never left. Ford had a good game yesterday. And you know, I think they're going to be alright until next season when when when chub comes back.
Speaker: I guarantee that's going to be a blacked out game. Only people are going to be watching that or their fans. And I think much like the Carolina Panther fans, uh, you know, they're, they're on the verge of jumping ship and finding somebody else to root for as it is. So I don't know what to wait and see, I guess. Um,
Speaker: I'll tell you what, that that injury looked a lot worse than what it was. Thankfully, I mean, it was. It was it was pretty bad to see, and it was one of those unnecessary. Hits, you know, it wasn't intentional. It was accidental, but you know, at the same time there was no rhyme or reason for the hit to be laid on him and. Was watching the game last night.
Speaker: And they did the same thing to Jimmy G. Jimmy G was hit, sacked, stopped, and they came in and went low on his legs. Unnecessarily. Now granted, it did draw a personal foul flag, but still it was like, he's already stopped. He's not going anywhere. There's no rhyme or reason. It's not like he tripped or fell or anything like that. You literally went low and hit him in the legs.
Speaker: Mm -hmm They were rocking Jimmy G last night Pittsburgh's defense was rocking his shit left and right I Thought they were gonna potentially do the impossible and make that comeback happen But I was really only rooting for Jacobi because I had My fantasy squad
Speaker: Oh, there was the one, there was the one helmet to helmet hit, um, late in the game. Uh, I think it was, uh, Fitzpatrick came in untouched and for whatever reason, he went headfirst and the front of his helmet collided with the side of Jimmy G's helmet. He, I mean, he went like headfirst right into him. Um, I can't remember if they wag that one or not.
Speaker: But yeah, he never left the game, but I mean, he definitely got. He definitely got his bell run last night. I mean, that's for sure that that. The Pittsburgh defense was absolutely smothering last night. Me Jalen hurts to stub his toe and not be able to play tonight. That's all I mean.
Speaker: But got Baltimore next Sunday for Cleveland. And then it's a bi -week. And then we come back after that and have a relatively -ish light schedule, I guess you could say. Shit, if I can pull it up, fucking shit would cooperate with me. That'd be fantastic.
Speaker: What's going on here? Yeah, we watch it. We gotta play San Francisco. That's a loss in DC, out of Arizona, divisional. We get Denver this year, Rams, Jacksonville, Chicago, Houston, Jets. Nice. I'll take that schedule any day of the week right there.
Speaker: later going for 53 and so for 53 years when they didn't score But any who any I don't want to Know I don't like completely
Speaker: beat you down with NFL talk. Do you wanna do this real quick though? The new standings came out. And one and two didn't change, three didn't change, but Ohio State moved up to four. Florida State's five and Penn State's six.
Speaker: Big 10 is representing quite nicely in the, uh, in the top 25 this year. We'll go ahead and count UFC and count Oregon. They joined the big 10 next year, but, um, I don't think there were any real major shockers in college football this weekend. Washington state beat Oregon state.
Speaker: I don't really know if that's a I touched on it Saturday night about the Cinderella story being over for Dion Sanders Penn State might be the real deal this year. They completely smacked the shit out of Iowa Georgia's playing nobody still that's why they're still ranked at number one and
Speaker: Ohio State got exposed by Notre Dame so But anywho Anywho Got my fantasy watch going here. Let's see They're gonna wait all the way to the last fucking second and I'm not gonna be able to plug and play about puka nakua He is active nice let's go
Speaker: Alright, that's a win there. I don't need to worry about that matchup That one's got me a little nervous That one's locked in This one there's still hope There's still hope boys. I'm not out yet. I might go three and one but I'm not out yet. I'm not out the game yet
Speaker: Where's it at? It's not what I wanted. And I'm excited for the football season. I enjoy the football season. I enjoy fantasy football. It gives me a reason to watch as many games as I possibly can. I'm constantly all day Sunday.
Speaker: watching the fantasy football where the Browns are playing on commercial breaks. I'm jumping over to the NFL network, NFL network. They've got like all the games and all that shit always up and posted and running and all that jazz. The only killer is Monday nights, but I don't. Unless the Browns are playing or. Her Steelers are playing.
Speaker: Don't really watch a whole lot of Monday night football might watch here and there bits and pieces, you know, whatever Got me a team. I actually give a rat's ass about like tonight. You got Philly and Tampa I guess I would be rooting for Tampa. I'd probably watch a little bit of that But the Rams and Bengals Cooper Cubs not playing I Need Cooper come to come back god damn it
Speaker: Um, anyways, enough of the football talk enough of the few balls help. Um, nice. Oh, speaking of a football talk, did you guys hear, um, the Steelers, uh, speaking of the Steelers and last night's game, uh, their, their charter plane was forced to make an emergency landing, uh, after Vegas win.
Speaker: They were delayed getting back to Pittsburgh after the team's, uh, wind Sunday or the Raiders. The fight, um, chartered by the team had to make an emergency landing in Kansas city. The plane landed safely after engine trouble. Uh, but the team had been scheduled to get back to Pittsburgh by about five 30 or whatever in the morning. And they had an unexpected, uh, they got back sometime today, but I don't really say what happened or anything like that.
Speaker: And other NFL news What do you guys think about this whole T swizzle and and Travis Kelsey situation
Speaker: If you're like me and you hate the kids, the city chiefs, I'm hoping that it, that it distracts him from his gameplay and, uh, and affects the chiefs. Uh, and I can't wait to see her. I can't wait for a new album to come out where she's got six songs about Travis Kelsey. That should be interesting. But I guess, um, other fans called Swifties or whatever, uh,
Speaker: There has been an influx of new fans watching the game and learning the game ever since the news broke. And I imagine that within the next week or so, Travis Kelsey's jerseys probably gonna be the number one Jersey soul. All the Swifties losing their fucking minds.
Speaker: But while, you know, while Pittsburgh was stranded in KC cam, Heyward took a chance to tweet. Um, he said, dang emergency landing in KC. I think it's due to, uh, Fitzpatrick's roughing the passer call, but seriously landing in KC, yo Taylor Swift and T Kelsey, we might need a ride to Pittsburgh just to fuck with them. But, um,
Speaker: She did look you know, I was watching that game last yesterday afternoon and She looked like she was having fun up there with mrs. Kelsey It's definitely into the game cheering her man on Heard I seen her do a let's fucking go Ah
Speaker: And I'm sure all you guys heard this as well. Um, the Superbowl halftime show has been announced and, uh, or sure we'll be performing, uh, right on, right. Just before his new album comes out, I think it says it's his first brand new album or it's his first album since, uh, since 2016. So a little, a little bit of a co winky dink there. If I do say so myself, but.
Speaker: should be an interesting show. I wonder who, who he'll have with him. The only downside to this with the halftime show is I think we were long gone past the era of getting to see good rock bands, um, perform the halftime show, which nothing wrong with us or anything like that. Uh, but you're literally giving us the same type of performance every year anymore. And I think a lot of that has to do with.
Speaker: The fact that, what was it, the NFL partnered up with, what's it called, Rock Nation or something like that. It's the music company that Jay -Z owns. So I think a lot of that has to do with why we're only going to be seeing certain types of acts and certain music at the halftime shows now. But I'm not mad at Eric Sherman. I'm curious to see who will be there with him, if he brings anybody with him at all.
Speaker: The guy's got a crazy ass resume of songs and music. I agree, Benji. Like I said, nothing against Usher. I like Usher, but long gone are the days of actual, it's just a concert.
Speaker: artists used to come to the Super Bowl and put on a spectacular, put on a show, uh, you know, a couple of years back, we had the weekend running around the goddamn maze, looking like a lunatic with prosthetics on his face. Um, you know, I will say the, the Snoop and Dre and 50 cent and Mary J and Eminem. That one was cool as fuck. That was cool as fuck. Um, exactly. That was, that was really cool, but that was more,
Speaker: of the, um, nostalgia factor than anything else. I see it all those guys up there performing, but, um, you know, give us a rock band, give us a, you know, give us, give us something. I don't know. It's just like, it's a rerun man. We're, I think, I think we're past the constant pop R and B.
Speaker: Crap every Super Bowl change it up nothing against that music. I enjoy that music myself as well But you know, I'm more of a country rock guy But change it up some get some different acts in there get some different people in there It's craziness man craziness craziness craziness Um
Speaker: shouldn't look and see, I thought there was something else NFL related that had come out recently. There was something else that I heard. I heard that a lot of acts and I don't know how true this is. I should probably do the research and I'm not putting it out there as truth. This is just what I've heard, but I'll, I'll do the research on it. And I think it is true.
Speaker: A lot of acts are shying away from doing the Super Bowl Because they have to pay like they don't get like they have to pay to perform at the Super Bowl, which is wild to me You know fortunately for us, I don't think ushers gonna try to make a political statement He doesn't seem like that guy so I don't worry about any of that crap, but I heard that the performers have to pay
Speaker: in order to perform at the Super Bowl. Again, I don't know how true that is. Or if it is, but that's wild.
Speaker: Looking at this. I'm seeing what all Records were broken they put the Miami game yesterday well They said a franchise record for points scored in a game and Became the 14 in NFL history to score at least 70 points in a regular season or playoff game on Sunday Washington defeated the Giants 72 to 41 and 66
Speaker: franchise record, their old record was 55. The most, the record for the most points scored by any NFL team came in 1940 when the Bears defeated Washington 73 to zero. Jesus Christ. And then in 1950, the Baltimore or the Los Angeles Rams
Speaker: beat the Colts 70 to 27. They were nine yards short of the NFL record of most offensive yards in a game at 726 and the record 735. Rookie running back, Devon Aiken, rushed for 203 yards. Two took a little long.
Speaker: completed completed his first 17 passes a new personal best. He finished 23 of 26 for 309 yards for touchdowns, including a no look shovel pass that left that the left handed to a toss with his right hand. They couldn't do anything wrong, man. They they they didn't. They were absolute perfection yesterday in that game. Yeah, they were. They were knocking on the door. They were. They were there. I mean they they.
Speaker: They were there for, for a lot of things. I mean, they just, the guys couldn't do anything wrong. I was watching it and it, you know, it's, you know, what's funny. And I see this every year and fantasy football. So, uh, Devon Aiken will be picked up by everybody and started next week. Right. He most is still there starting running back. He had a hell of a game yesterday himself. Everybody will pick him up. Everybody's going to pick up these other receivers.
Speaker: that we're scoring the hell. Is it time for me to come in? Is it dark? Yes, you need to come in and you crack in. Yeah, it's dark. But these guys that aren't rostered up already, they'll be rostered up and they'll be in people's starting lineups.
Speaker: people are going to over oversaturate their team with dolphins players. And then next week they're going to be mediocre. I, you know, some people may not approve of this, but I think the dolphins will beat the bills like next week in a close game and a very close game. But, um, and people are going to eat dog shit next week in fantasy football because they're going to, they're going to make that mistake of just snatching up all these guys.
Speaker: because they had one good game. I see that last year with, what's his name? Christian Watson for the Packers. Fucking one good game, man. Everybody was fighting for him and trying to trade for everything else. It was like, pump the brakes, guy.
Speaker: My son is a fucking crack head. That's pretty wild. But like I said, I don't think the dolphins are anything to sleep on.
Speaker: Oh, in college football, Saturday, a young lady made history. Haley Von Voorhees, or Voorhees, made college football history on Saturday, becoming the first female non -kicker to appear in an NCAA football game.
Speaker: Uh, Haley, the junior safety at division three, Shenandoah, Shenandoah university entered Saturday's game against Juanita college with her team. Now granted, here's the catcher. Her team was up by 26 points. She entered the game with Juanita facing a third and seven situation for their own 23 and her, her quarterback hurry, hurried.
Speaker: Hurry for forced a fourth down play. She blitzed the quarterback, uh, Galvin German forcing him to hurry his pass before taking him to the ground. But, um, I guess, uh, I guess shout out to her, but, um, here's the thing.
Speaker: And I don't take it the wrong way. I don't have any problems with females or girls or women wanting to play football. But she's 5 '6", 145 pounds. She's in safety.
Speaker: So you don't get blown up by a running back or wide receiver. That's twice her size and, and, and in 10 times stronger than her, that is going to be this uproar. Oh my God. I can't believe that he would do that to her. Well, I mean, she put the pads on it. She stepped on the field. It's just, it's, it's a dangerous scenario. Exactly. I agree. That's exactly where I was going. It's a very dangerous scenario for women to.
Speaker: be involved in a, in a male contact sport. Um, and as a catch 22, because if I'm lined up on the football field, I get somebody I'm going 110%. I'm slamming them as hard as I can, especially, you know, if I'm trying to get a first down or a touchdown, or if I'm trying to protect my quarterback or whatever.
Speaker: And that double standard comes into play. Well, you didn't have to hit her that hard. It's football. Like, you know, it's not, it's not, it's not flag football. She knows what she's signing up for, but it's very dangerous situation. You know, and it's going to set a precedent and we're already, I mean, see the injuries we've had in the NFL this year. Um, the history is you're going to go through the roof.
Speaker: And then that's that's gonna be the only thing I'm just I gotta be able to get over well You don't have to hit them that hard Excuse me What They're gonna try to hit you know, they're gonna try to hit as hard as they can Again you signed up for it. It's it's just it's just a
Speaker: It's a recipe. It's a recipe for disaster. You know. And it all boils down to the size and strength factor. Naturally, men are bigger and stronger. You can't deny that. Now there are some big women out there, and yeah, they might be strong, but a man.
Speaker: Same size and weight is stronger automatically. It's biology, man. I don't make the rules up. It's just, um, it's dumb as what it is. Um, and it's kind of hypocrisy because you have these same women
Speaker: that are in sports, and I don't agree with this in any way, shape, or form. So I don't think this is me agreeing with it. I don't think transgender trans should be transgender men or women or whatever the hell should be participating in women's sports. But they'll say, Oh, well, I know he transitioned into a she, but he, you know, she shouldn't be, uh, playing against us or going against us or anything like that.
Speaker: because they're bigger and stronger. Now women will say, well, I mean, they're not bigger and stronger. We can play football too. No doubt. There's a lot of really talented, uh, you know, football players out there in the women's leagues, but it's not a fair matchup.
Speaker: And I don't want my state championship or my NFL championship or my college championship going up on the line because, you know, I got a five foot, 645 pounds safety, um, going up against a six foot, five, 230 pound wide receiver or some shit like that.
Speaker: Yeah, they did mama Kelsey seems I like the Kelsey bros man. I like them. It's kind of like the It's a it's uh, it's like the fucking what's his nuts that retard tight end that used to be Tom Brady's buddy Gronk the Gronk brothers their fucking trip man. The Watt brothers are cool as hell But yeah mama Kelsey
Speaker: And Taylor, we're having a good time up there in the box. It's a scam. I agree. A hundred percent. It's not fair. It's a huge disadvantage. It's a huge, it's, there's no ifs, ands, or buts about it. It's not fair. You know, if I shave my beard off and all of a sudden I'm like, well, I'm not Chris anymore. I'm, I'm Christie. I'm going to go play in the WNBA. Yeah.
Speaker: That's what I'm hoping. That's what I'm hoping happens to go fuck. That's what I'm hoping happens. I hope it gets in his head, fucks his head all up because you take Travis Kelsey out that game. The chiefs are crap. I mean, that's, that's Patrick, my home safety net right there. There's a meme going around. It's Taylor Swift standing in front of a microphone and then a picture of Travis Kelsey. And she said, and now for my new song.
Speaker: football guy, Mike Ropeen. Oh my God. This is gonna have a whole new album when they break up all about Travis Kelsey. But that's kind of what I'm hoping happens at the end of the day. I'm hoping it's a huge distraction in KC. And they butt fumble their season away and
Speaker: Patrick Mahomes was limping around yesterday. I don't know. He always seems to fall into shit and come out smelling like roses somehow. I can't stand that guy. I can't stand Patrick Mahomes. I don't like him at all. Yeah, we've had the conversation on here a million times about
Speaker: men and women's sports and stuff like that. And it's like, you know, you go from being the absolute worst in your sport to transitioning and you become the best. Like that speaks volumes right there. It's happened in swimming. It's happened in weightlifting. It's, it's happened, um, and various other avenues as well. Um,
Speaker: You know, don't think I'm shitting on trans people before anybody gets their feelings all twisted. As we all know, my broster strands and I've always been a big supporter of him, but he also doesn't have this mental brain block to where since she is now, he thinks that he can do everything a man can do because you still can't.
Speaker: The genetics aren't there. The biology is not there. The strength's not there. The size isn't there, but it is what it is. I digress. What do I know? I'm not, I'm not, I'm no expert in this. I just, just, just speak opinions. Just a guy with a microphone talking to himself. Who you want to see.
Speaker: What? The Zeppelin ripoff band? I don't know, man. I would like to see like, you know, I'd like to, you know, if you're talking about the halftime show, you are really way behind. Hit that like button. If you're talking about the halftime show, you know, it was really cool seeing Dre and Snoop and 50 and all the real cool nostalgic feeling, you know,
Speaker: Now that Guns N' Roses is back together, I think that'd be really cool to see them perform the halftime show. Throw some kind of country collaboration together. Garth Brooks will probably put on one hell of a halftime show. And I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Usher or anything like that. Just change it up. Just change it up.
Speaker: It's boring to see the same type of music year in and year out, you know, just change it up. Roll the dice. See what you get. Nobody wants to see Greta Van Fleet anyways. I know Beyonce was not good. There's nothing ever, nothing ever is good about Beyonce live or any of her music or anything. Let's be honest. Red Hot Chili Peppers was cool.
Speaker: Give me some diversity in the halftime show, y 'all. That's all I'm saying, damn. I'm not a fan of Beyoncé in any way, shape, and or form. Don't care for her. Don't care for her music.
Speaker: I'm gonna go ahead and die on this hill alone. Jay -Z was a subpar mediocre at best rapper. Let's call a spade a spade. Man's a hell of a businessman. I got to give him credit though. Man is a hell of a businessman. Let's say the same thing about P Diddy. Same exact thing. But yeah, Jay -Z hell of a businessman. Never really a big Jay -Z rap fan though.
Speaker: I don't think we'll ever see that. That would be cool though. They're pretty badass man. I don't think we'll ever see that though. Give me blacked out mojo at halftime, baby. That's what the world wants to see.
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Speaker: That's all I ask I don't ask for a lot in life just Give me give me a little little something something. Give me a little something different Now I mean now I mean Blacktop mojo featuring over and out halftime show I'm in
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Speaker: I'm going to give you a little sampling of blacktop Mojo. This is one of their cover songs is blacktop Mojo featuring Dylan Wheeler and their cover of, I think it's audio slaves getaway car. And we're back here in just a few minutes, or I'll be back here in just a few minutes. And, uh, I want to dive into some, uh, some new stuff when we get back. One thing in particular, and we'll try to get to some of the other stuff, but we'll be back in just a few minutes and draw a little blacktop Mojo featuring Dylan
Speaker: The first time I saw you, you were chasing down A cyclone all alone in a field The rail yards and clothes I kept rolling on I never thought you'd wind up chasing
Speaker: To settle down I won't hesitate to hit the highway Before you lay me to waste now To settle up And I'll help you find something to drive Before you drown me in sun
Speaker: You're tired of walking you below the ground The sidewalk will barely touch your feet Life moves too slowly to hold you down With ringing hands you take it out on
Speaker: I won't hesitate to hit the highway Before you lay me away is no hope Set a love and I'll help you find something to drive
Speaker: Before you drive me insane Forget yourself a car Drive it all along Get yourself a car Right on the wheel Get yourself a car Drive it all along Get yourself a car
Speaker: and ride it on the way
Speaker: You settle down I won't hesitate to eat the highway Before you lay me to waste no It's get along And I'll help you find something to try
Speaker: Get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car and ride it on the wind Get yourself a car and drive it all along
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Speaker: I see that three to three three to three Got some points on the board from a couple guys. Not that I need them. I Do need them in? One Lee it's gonna be close, but I think regardless no matter what happens I'm gonna I'm gonna lose that one, but that's okay. I'll go three and one for the week. I'll be happy with that Anywho so
Speaker: Right before I went to break, I told you guys I wanted to dive in. I wanted to dive into some news. This one particular topic. I've never heard of this before, and I had to do a little research on it today. This is kind of crazy, y 'all. So check this out. There was a stabbing in Portugal tied to Twisted Blue Whale Challenge.
Speaker: So I'm going to kind of dive into this story, but I've also... I didn't know what the Blue Well Challenge was. I gotta be 100 % honest with you. So I wanted to learn more about it. So I want to dive into this story, then we're going to dive into the Blue Well Challenge as well. I don't mean that as a pun. I keep saying dive, jump. It's all water related. Anywho, a British man
Speaker: was stabbed to death in the woods of Portugal after a fight broke out among friends who were said to be playing the twisted blue whale challenge suicide game, which has been linked to numerous worldwide deaths. Local police discovered the body of the 35 -year -old victim in a remote area near the town of, yeah, Pedro Gala, Gala Grande,
Speaker: Yeah, we'll go with that Pedro Gala Grande on a Sunday morning. Uh, 20, uh, 26 year old man has also described as a British national and local reports has turned himself into authorities and allegedly confessed to the deadly stabbing. The outlet said, citing local reports. Uh, he was accompanied by two other people who had witnessed the incident, uh, footage published in the, uh, by the Portuguese newspaper.
Speaker: showed officers removing the victim's body covered with a sheet and a stretcher literally just uh throw it in the back of pickups right now there you go boys the uh the knife allegedly used in the slain was reportedly recovered in the woods not far from where the body was found an autopsy was expected to be performed monday in the city of uh combrea detectives with portugal's palicia judiciary judiciary
Speaker: I spent Sunday interviewing three men and two women including the prime suspect in the killing. They are believed to be living not far from the crime scene as part of a commune mostly made up of British and Dutch expats. The group of friends were believed to have attended a party in a remote area Saturday before heading into the woods. The foreigners were said to have frequently hosted gatherings and played the blue whale game.
Speaker: This kind of dives, this kind of goes into a little bit of what the challenge is. The sick online challenge was alleged to originated in Russia in late 2015 and was aimed at T dangers. Those who accepted the challenge are expected to complete 50 increasingly difficult and dangerous tasks in 50 days involving self -harm with the final task requiring players to kill themselves. Hundreds of death around the world
Speaker: Have been linked to the blue whale phenomenon and the architects of the sick challenge have been prosecuted in Russia So here's my thing. How is it still I Mean somebody still Still running it So, you know
Speaker: All, all part of all, all part of this. And I feel like I've seen a movie like this before. Stupid games, evil, super prizes. I know we absolutely, we agree here. 100 % do we agree with that? Um, let's do this real quick. Maybe. Yeah, there we go. Maybe it didn't work.
Speaker: There we go nice but um These goddamn challenges man They they there's something else and and how quickly you know, like they like the time the tide pot eating challenge and shit like that like If you have
Speaker: one active working brain cell, you should know better than to eat laundry detergent or tide pods. What? What? It was a challenge that was going on on the internet for a while. Yeah, exactly. People are stupid. Thank you. Almost gotcha. Too busy talking crap. Listen, you have three people watching right now.
Speaker: I don't understand what, what possesses people to just actively take part in it. So like I said, you know, I kind of wanted to do a little bit of research and see what, cause I never heard of the blue whale challenge before. And like I said, you know, like it kind of said in that article, um,
Speaker: He usually does. He gets it from me, but, um, and that's the other thing. How does it get so big from Russia to becoming worldwide so fast? But, um, the blue whale challenge, as I said, it was a social network phenomenon. This says it was dating from 2016. Uh, several countries have been reportedly taken part in the game.
Speaker: but it's it's it's 50 times there's something mundane like take your neighbor's paper your you know, your neighbor's newspaper or whatever and then it progressively gets worse like
Speaker: beat up a stranger or steal a car, rob a convenience store, kill somebody ultimately all the way up to the 50th day, the last day of the challenge, which, how do you win? If the last challenge, the last task in order to win is ultimately killing yourself. But, um, it first came to light in 2016 in a Russian newspaper.
Speaker: that linked many unrelated child suicides. To memberships of group F57 on the Russian -based VK social network, a wave of moral panic swept Russia. However, the peace was later criticized for attempting to make a casual link where none existed. And none of the suicides were found to be a result of group activities. Claims of suicides connected to the game have been reported worldwide, but none have been confirmed. It's just like the knockout game.
Speaker: Um, which, um, that's another one of those things like that, that knockout game was, was, was.
Speaker: Thought -up and came to light by a bunch of fucking cowards a bunch of fucking pussies one You're in a group. You're already in a group mentality and then you just single people out for no rhyme or reason and Run up and sneak them and try to put them to sleep try to knock them out Again Click why do you carry a gun? Well, there's some punk fucking kid runs up and tries to put me out with a punch a sucker punch. I'm shooting them
Speaker: I don't know what's going on. I'm walking down the street and somebody runs up and sucker punches me. And if I, if I'm still conscious, I don't know what's going to happen next. Yeah, I'm shooting. Congratulations. Your carnival prize or your carnival prize was an open casket and your mama crying talking about how much of a sweet innocent angel you were. And you never did anything wrong. Um, two days ago.
Speaker: Somebody were at the water point for the shot right here. Over at the where? Over at the brown apartments. What? I don't know about all that. I'm going to have to look that up. A burnout said it. A burnout slowed it. And they also had evidence of it. Yeah, I would have to look that up in the paper and see. Or look that up online and see if that actually happened. Because we were here all weekend and there were no cops or anything like that.
Speaker: If that's true he fucked around and found out at the end of the day
Speaker: Yeah, you know all these all these goofy ass challenges or you know You hear the you know, like the like the old urban legend and you know some people in all urban legends are based in some truth But the the gang initiation where you drive around at night with your lights off
Speaker: first person to flash your lights at you, you turn around and you're supposed to, you know, the story varies, you know, you run them off the road, you rob them, you beat them up, you murder them, whatever the case may be, gang initiation. But nowadays you don't know who's carrying, who's not carrying, you run me off the road in the middle of the night again.
Speaker: Shoot first, ask questions. Like, I'm not just going to willingly become a statistic. I'm not going to become a fucking number. What do you want to shoot nobody? Well, it was my life for there. She better damn well believe. I don't want to, but you better damn well believe I will. Then you put me in a situation where I don't know. I'm sorry. Maybe you should have stuck to Candyland.
Speaker: Instead of out in the streets playing stupid ass fucking games. But this, this, this blue will challenge first came to light in November of 2015. A, uh, a Russian teenager posted a selfie with the caption. Naya by before dying by suicide, her death was then discussed in internet forums and groups becoming a mixed or becoming mixed with scared stories and folklore.
Speaker: basically kind of become an urban legend in itself. But further suicides were added to the group stories soon after Russia journalist Galina. Yeah, sure there Galina first wrote about these death groups and an article published in the Russian newspaper in April of 2016. The article described the F57 groups on Russia social media site.
Speaker: Uh, which she claimed has incited 130 teenagers to kill themselves. And like I said, it was criticized and said, it wasn't based in fact, and blah, blah, blah. But they say the origin of the name of the blue whale. It's a, it's uncertain. Some reports that it comes from a song by the Russian rock band, Lumen. And so many lines lines are widescreen when no one hears what we're talking about. And it features a huge blue.
Speaker: blue whale that can break through the net. Others believe that is a reference to beaching where whales become stranded on beaches and die. It's fucking crazy, man. This is legitimately crazy. The game is said to run on different social media platforms and is described as a relationship between an administrator and participant.
Speaker: Over a period of 50 days, the administrator sets one task per day. The tasks seem innocuous to begin with, get up at 4 .30 AM, watch a horror movie, and move on to self -harm, leading to the participants killing themselves in the final day. And here's the really fucked up thing about it, guys. The administrators of this game, who are telling people what to do and this, that, and the other thing,
Speaker: Were found to be children aged between 12 and 14. Drawn to the story as it became widely reported and not as the hysteria had imitated predatory adults. Fucking kids, man. Fucking kids are doing this, bro.
Speaker: That's that Lot I mean you guys can if you guys are more curious about it you guys can kind of dive into it a little bit more Yeah, that's that's insane man, I mean these are fucking babies I Mean like my daughter's age not much older than my son That are that are
Speaker: telling people to do these things. Like these are straight up fucking psychopaths, man. These are, these are, these are like future goddamn serial killers and shit. Like for real, man, they have yo, um,
Speaker: And that's the crazy thing. A lot of these challenges and whatnot that are on the internet that are harmful and kids are hurting themselves or hurting each other or teenagers or young adults, it started by kids or young adults, so to say. Where's the foremost, where the hell are your parents? Where the hell are the parents at with this?
Speaker: How do the parents have so much separation from the kids that they don't know the shit that they're creating or partaking in? I had the conversation with my kids a long time ago about these stupid ass challenges. And it was just like, if it seems dangerous, or if it sounds dangerous, or if you think you might get hurt, just don't do it. Just don't do it.
Speaker: because more than likely you're going to. And it's stupid. You know, there are obviously like the harmless little dance challenges and the, this, that, and the other thing, whatever. But you have to, you have to make your kids aware. You know, as, as time goes on, social media and the internet becomes, and as we talked about AI,
Speaker: More and more and more and more involved. I feel like a lot of parents these days are letting social media raise their kids. And they're not stepping in and being parents anymore. Which is wild to be at the end of the day.
Speaker: But there was, um, you know, several years back, the whole, uh, Slenderman thing was a craze. And there was that story, uh, here in the States. And I said, cause I know we got listeners outside of the States, uh, the two girls that because of the Slenderman creepypasta following Slenderman, blah, blah, blah. Um, premeditated we planned on murdering one of their friends.
Speaker: For slender man Fortunately the young lady survived but they stabbed this girl I Think it was like 30 plus times in the middle of the woods and left her for dead and somehow she survived and they weren't much older than 14 years old All over some internet goofy shit because they believed in slender man And they wanted to get in his good presence
Speaker: Folks the looking man is not real Monster in your closet is not real. The monster under your bed is not real those monsters do exist and They're online now, especially these days. They're online And as parents Somebody all need to do a better job So monsters is winning damn monsters is winning
Speaker: I'm just saying. Anyways, let's go from one scumbaggery to another scumbaggery. Shall we, we can dive more into that down the road. If you guys want, I just need to do a little bit more research on these challenges, a little bit more research on the blue whale challenge and, uh, educate myself a little bit better than what I, you know, what I already know. But, um, check this out. A poker player.
Speaker: plays in the World Series of poker and this and the other thing. Lied about dying from cancer and decided to do donations. A poker player who said he had terminal cancer and accepted thousands of dollars in donations so he could play in a World Series of poker tournament in Las Vegas admitted to it all being a lie.
Speaker: Uh, Rob Mercer told Las Vegas, uh, journal, he made up a stage four colon cancer diagnosis for his go fund me page in June. And, uh, Mercer out of California was trying to raise enough money or enough funds to meet the $10 ,000 buy -in for the no limit hold them world championship. He received contributions worth between 30 and $50 ,000 y 'all.
Speaker: including a stay at a suite and a Bellagio, even fellow player from Arizona who suffered from a chronic illness donated $2 ,500 to this man. We, uh, I'm going to continue reading this, but I'm just going to add my own two cents as long time listeners of the show. No.
Speaker: They know we feel a certain type of way about cancer and we have a soft spot in our heart on the show. For people who fight cancer and survive cancer, early on in the show's beginnings, we got involved with a young lady, Air Force event.
Speaker: who was fighting cancer. She won. That was awesome. But we were with her pretty much the whole journey. She was friends with one of the guys who's on the show, Connor, and Connor introduced it to us. And he asked her if we can get behind her and support her and post info and updates on our social media and help grow support and stuff like that. And we got to watch her journey and be in her corner for her whole journey.
Speaker: You know, those longtime listeners of the show, they know that we have a soft spot, so to say, when it comes to that kind of stuff. So we don't take cancer lightly. It's a very serious thing. And, you know, for me, I, you know, years ago, I used to work for the Ohio state medical center and the building I worked in was a cancer. We had several floors that were cancer treatment and stuff like that. And, you know, fortunately it has not affected me personally. Um,
Speaker: But I've developed relationships and friendships with people that were going through the battle when I worked at OSU and families and stuff like that. Just being there every day and getting to see them and saying hi to them. And simple hello and a smile turns into brief conversation that turns into conversation. If I happen to be on the floor when they're there, if we run into each other and passing outside, whatever the case may be.
Speaker: This shit really kind of rose me the wrong way. And all this dude did, he said, all he did is he came out and he said, I'm sorry for not being honest about what my situation was. If I would have done that from day one, who knows what would have happened? Mercer told the newspaper, however, the 37 year old says he won't be refunding anyone because he believes
Speaker: that he has undiagnosed breast cancer. He said he has more or less banished or has been more or less banished from the poker community. Good. As you should be. Well, fucking scumbaggery, the level of scumbaggery, man. And then to raise anywhere from 30 to $50 ,000 and turn around and say, I'm not refunding it.
Speaker: How is that not in some way, shape or form or legal at the end of the day? How is that not fraud or something? I don't know. I'm not, again, I'm no expert. I'm not the smartest guy in the world. But how is that not some type of fraud or something? I mean, I'm sure that it can be dealt with civilly and civil court if there's no criminal charges to be had.
Speaker: Oh god, here we go Um, I don't know part of at the state oh no do something do something The hell's going on
Speaker: But, oh, let's see. Shit, did you hear? I shouldn't laugh at this. This is kind of... Sims, do you mind? Dog's in there. She's throwing her ass off. Right below me.
Speaker: Sorry, frustration is just like, I don't know how somebody can do something like that. And then just have no care in the world or no fear of repercussion or anything like that. That's just wild to me. It's, it's, it's mind boggling at the end of the day.
Speaker: Move at a cold show got a cold show Trying to find this Or a story that I had that I lost So
Speaker: a little, a little update, a little update, if you will, we, we discussed the, uh, the, uh, Russell brand allegations. What was that about a week or so ago? Um, I think it was UK police have, uh, uh, officials have officially opened an investigation into the allegations that, uh, the, the comedian Russell brand comedian actor.
Speaker: uh committed non recent non recent like how they do that uh sexual offenses in the United Kingdom uh London's Metropolitan Police said in a statement following an investigation by Channel Four's dispatches that the uh Sunday Times um has received a number of allegations of sexual offenses in London. We have also received a number of allegations of sexual offenses committed elsewhere
Speaker: the country and will investigate these the statement read accordingly or according to Sky News CNN reported that Brandon is a brand is accused by four women of rape or sexual assault in separate instances between 06 and 2013 one of the women said she was 16 and in London at the time of one of the alleged instances Brand was 31 and he's now 48 Wow So they've they've Officially opened an investigation into that
Speaker: We've said this a million times on the show. We're not, we're not, I'm not victim shaming or, or anything like that. But I know this one young lady was only 16 and I'm curious to know sometimes why, why, why wait so long to come out? Why wait so long to follow a complaint or whatever?
Speaker: Not only that, but when you wait for so long, it leads to some sorts of speculation as to whether or not what you're saying is true or not. And here's the problem. Obviously, graping and shmexual assault.
Speaker: This huge problem not saying that's not but here's another problem There is no Can't pick up the word For false accusations there there's there's no discipline there's no disciplinary action or anything like that I mean, you know somebody can literally accuse 14 people
Speaker: or one person and come out that they were lying their asses off and nothing happened. Exactly. Benji. I was actually just getting ready to go into that. Uh, not into full detail, but I was going to say, uh, you know, softly funny that, uh, he spoke out against, uh, certain people and then all of a sudden
Speaker: He's a great man. He's a great man. He's a great man. He's a great man. He's a great man. He's a great man. He's a great man. He's a great man. He's a great man. He's a great man. He's a great man. He's a great man.
Speaker: and then move it. Makes me think of this.
Speaker: Not quite long enough Sorry, I had to pee not quite long enough but um, yeah, you know, it's It's kind of like I'm not that guy and I don't want to say but I mean
Speaker: All fishy when Epstein killed himself No, but yeah, that's the thing I mean the timing was just a Little few perfect if you know what I mean on that situation But you know, like I said there should be and there's not unfortunately, you know, I Don't know how many people have been accused of
Speaker: of something like that. And then come to find out that they never even talked to the person, met the person or, you know, or, you know, we've talked about the whole Louis CK situation and he didn't do anything other than jerk off in front of people, but he has permission. That's what you're supposed to do, right? You're supposed to have consent, right? He did. And they said, yeah, go ahead. That's what gets your rocks off.
Speaker: And then several years later, you want to come out and be like, Oh, you forced me. And admit that you gave consent and admit that you said it was okay. Like, how is there no repercussions for that shit? How, how is that? Okay. Uh, you know, it's one of those things you're damned. If you do, you're damned. If you don't.
Speaker: Aziz Azari on had the same thing happen to him Girl made a decision the next morning. She woke up and regretted it and tried to say he raped her No, that's not how it works You can't give consent and then after the fact take it away after the deeds been done you can't go yeah, you great me
Speaker: You should make sure they have smalted me. But today, today, I'm telling you, it's one of those things, right? At the end of the day, it's almost coming down to the fact where you have to carry a contract and have a video recording of consent being given on both sides at the end of the day.
Speaker: just uh just just just a CIA man just to cover your own ass um because it's no longer guilty and pro or innocent until proven guilty it's guilty even after you're proven innocent you're still fucking guilty and they still want to fucking cancel you people want to don't make fun of me because I
Speaker: Ain't catch him. I ain't never gonna be caught up in any of that goofy ass shit. I'll tell you that right now Don't care how rich or famous I'm a goddamn boy Scott if I get rich and famous I Go out somewhere I got a driver no drinking and driving charges. No accidents. No DUI is none of that
Speaker: I'm gonna be like uh uh I think it's um I think it's Keanu who does that now when he takes pictures with fans he puts his arms you know like around him but he's not touching them and then you can see his hands on the side where his hands are not touching them in any way shape or form um just so you can't come back and go oh he touched my bone in the picture on hand here and one hand out here you're like nope
Speaker: No, no touchy touchy in the picture. And it's crazy that as a society, we have to do that now, but it's all about covering your own ass, man, at the end of the day. People be tripping, yo.
Speaker: Just throwing that out there. But before we go to break here and good news before I bring more bad news to you guys. Um, the Hawaiian wild flowers or wildfires that we've talked about on here. Uh, we've talked about in the past and brought up and stuff like that. Um, we all know it was devastating. Of course we all know the conspiracies and stuff like that. But, um,
Speaker: First group of residents return to the island. What is that island? Lahani, Lahana, Lahani, Lahani, I don't know. Residents who lost their homes and wildfires that destroyed the Hawaiian town were allowed to return to their homes on Monday after nearly two months of waiting. Residents were allowed to return in phases reported. Hawaiian news now reported residents returned to properties
Speaker: In, uh, zone one C, according to the news outlet, the total number of residents allowed back into the fire ravaged, um, was about a hundred, uh, and approximately 24 residents were included in the area along, um, a certain road. What does that road, uh, can you, can you, uh, anyways, not very good words.
Speaker: Uh, they're very appreciative to get here, something they've all been waiting anxiously for. And people who haven't been here since the fire are taken back by the amount and the extent of destruction. So, you know, that's crazy. Some of these people flood their homes and they ain't been back since. So they had no idea.
Speaker: what the true damage was until now. But the death toll from the fires remained at 97 on Mondays. Officials identified another person who died. Officials said, an 83 year old died in the fire. The names of 83 people who died in the fire have been released publicly, according to the television station, KITV.
Speaker: Authorities said there were six other people who have been positive or positive words are positively identified But their families have not been notified Official said that returning to the destroyed properties will be difficult for families obviously, I mean you're literally coming back to nothing or What was left of what you had or whatever?
Speaker: Talking to the staff, they had a couple of emotional moments, especially for someone older showing up with a family member that has some mobility challenges and just being concerned that they want to get their insurance representative on the properties. An official said, I think that's the common type of scenario. It's just people who are struggling and want to get some closure. Not just that emotional closure, but maybe even financial closure with their insurance.
Speaker: Hopefully the insurance agencies do the right thing and they take care of these people and they don't try to screw them over because unfortunately insurance agencies are not always the greatest and are not always the easiest to work with. They can be a bit of a pain in the ass. They want to go in, there's going to be dust. How much dust is too much dust? We don't know. I would tell them to read what happened after 9 -11.
Speaker: They thought there would be long -term side effects, but the cancers show way later for people who worked that day. Officials said that they'll be able to help people who have lost their homes. They might have a memento or a certain thing of importance on ground. So we'll put volunteers there and proper equipment to look and help the families.
Speaker: I cannot stress the dangers out there. There's a lot of debris, debris, um, on the private parcels that will be cleared later. We want people to see their properties, bring them closure and have that moment to grieve and bring closure. Officials said, um, this a whole situation. I think in my opinion, and I think in a lot of other people's opinions,
Speaker: It's been handled. Piss poorly, lack of better words. And that's not even given it justice. The whole situation was such a clusterfuck. The way the government handled it, the way the local officials hand, or local government, art government in general, handled it in the way these people were taken care of.
Speaker: It's just unacceptable. Uh, especially, especially with the amount of money and, and weapons and shit that we've sent to like the Ukraine and everything like that. Said it before I'll say it again, take care of our own house before we take care of somebody else's house. And our government does a very piss poor job of doing that, especially the, uh, current fucking jerkoffs that are in office.
Speaker: in power, so to say, spending more time and energy and effort sending billions of dollars to another country, not only that, but then they're spending all this money and effort just trying to once again, throw a shit at a wall and see if something sticks, trying to screw, uh, Trump over like American politics in the last
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Speaker: things aren't getting better, man. This is just going from, from worst to worst. I, um, I certainly laugh at this, but cause it's horrible, but there's a part of me that wants to kind of laugh. Uh, an Indianapolis woman has been arrested and it is accused
Speaker: of stabbing an infant inside a hotel in Castleton, Indiana. While attempting to stab a dog for eating her chicken sandwich, the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department responded to a report of a stabbing shortly before 11 p .m. Tuesday at the day's inn
Speaker: the 8300 block of Craig Street. When officers arrived, IMPD said they found a one -year -old girl stabbed in the neck. A short time later, police found the suspect hiding out near a bush outside of the hotel.
Speaker: Obviously the police arrested her later identified as the girls 32 year old and Sharon key They arrested her for criminal recklessness. That's all Just a little recklessness Another major just stabbed a one -year -old in the fucking neck According to police reports booking photo for Sharon key the suspect tearfully confessed to stat to the stabbing took place by accident
Speaker: I want her to be accountable for this. Said the victim's grandfather, Tracy Griffin, my granddaughter, my granddaughter will be scarred for the rest of her life. Griffin said his granddaughter, the stabbing victim is expected to survive. That's great. I mean, that's obviously, um, but was taken to Riley children's hospital. Got several stitches in her ear and neck after the stabbing, the child's mother, mother, who was also in the hotel room quickly called 911.
Speaker: The suspect key told police that the family went to Burger King to pick up some food and they returned to the hotel. He claimed that her pit bull ate her chicken sandwich, according to court records. So she got mad and chased the dog around the room with a knife. Not a whole lot of room to run around a hotel chasing a pit bull with a knife.
Speaker: When the dog jumped on the bed where the child was laying down, he said she tried to stab the dog, but missed and stabbed her niece by mistake. It's stupid. And at the same time, she's a grown up Griffin said, this was the grandfather. She should have known that the baby was sitting right there. I want the book thrown at her. I'm not mad at him.
Speaker: Jail records show Key has been in and out of jail more than 20 times over the last decade. So yeah, she probably should be locked away for a long time. Court records show she pleaded guilty to stabbing another woman with a box cutter during a fight at a gas station in 2020. She was released from the Department of Corrections in March for that crime. Key's family members that we spoke with
Speaker: Uh, said she struggled with drug and alcohol addiction and mental health issues for years. They added that they wish the city would assist those in need instead of simply cycling them in and out of jail. It's always somebody else's fault. The city needs to do better. Say Griffin, all they're doing is slapping her on the wrist. I agree with the grandfather a hundred percent. I don't agree with her stupid ass family.
Speaker: because you cannot constantly put the blame on somebody else. At some point in your life, you have to take accountability for your actions. You got mental problems? We all do. You have drug addiction, go get help. It's up to you. At the end of the day, you're fighting addiction, you're battling addiction. It's up to you to make those changes. Nobody else can make you do it.
Speaker: But you're a grown ass damn adult and you know better than to chase a fucking dog around a hotel room and try to stab it. Let alone the dog jumps on the bed where our baby is. And again, my baby wouldn't have been the only one that needed paramedics that night.
Speaker: Foremost charges are still pending, but criminal recklessness is a low key felony that carries punishment of six months to two and a half years beyond boards. Um, they, they, authorities are asking for anybody with information on the incident to call child abuse office. Um, I feel like all the information is right there. Like.
Speaker: Like there were only three people in the room sounds like all the information you need is literally right there Drugs are bad and you know, like I Don't think any big breaking news revelations are gonna come out About what happened we all know what happened here at the end of the day
Speaker: But I agree if she's if she's got a criminal record Excuse me, if she's got a criminal record like they say she does She's already got one case on her where she stabbed somebody It's it's about time to lock her up and hold her accountable and maybe it may be in the time that she's locked up
Speaker: She can get clean maybe a You know, maybe you get some mental health our mental health now, I'm not the biggest proponent of our tax dollars paying for these things but At the end of the day
Speaker: And I think that's where our system lacks as well. Why can't I think of words tonight? Jesus Christ. When people go into jails, you want to try to correct their behaviors. You want to try to rehabilitate them. There's the word I was looking for. And at the end of the day, that is really not an option there because
Speaker: Our jails are overcrowded. They're overpopulated. They're understaffed. Crime rate in prisons are astronomical. It's insane. But there comes a point in time when you realize that somebody has passed the point of rehabilitation and you just have to, I hate to sound like a heartless,
Speaker: scumbag, but you just have to give up on him. Lock him up, throw away the key. Lock him up and throw away the key. That's all I gotta say. Well, from stabbing a baby into the neck to a fun little game of toss the baby.
Speaker: I'm not throwing babies. And our favorite place of all places, Florida. Two women were arrested last week outside of a Florida bar after they were seen aggressively handling a baby. At one point, allegedly holding by his ankles and swinging him around. I have done that with my kids. I wouldn't say aggressively, but
Speaker: I mean, uh, Brianna Laffoe 19 and Sierra new well, uh, 20 were taken into custody by Daytona beach police on charges of child abuse. Uh, police responded to the, uh, coyote ugly saloon just after midnight red flag. Number one.
Speaker: We got a baby at a bar after midnight. They might've been looking for the baby's new uncle. According to an arrest affidavit, witnesses told police that Lofo and Newell were throwing the baby into the air, flipping him upside down.
Speaker: and tossing him back and forth over a distance of about four feet above concrete, like a toy. According to court records, uh, police did not report the relationship between the women and the baby. I hope that it was one of their baby and it wasn't just a random baby that they found off the street, but it is Florida. Wouldn't surprise me if there was just a random baby hanging out on the sidewalk at midnight and these two crackheads grabbed him and decided to play, play a rousing game with toss the baby.
Speaker: According to the rest of the witnesses tried to stop the pair from roughly handling the child. The witness was hit by one of the women. Daytona police officials said that the baby was taken into a local hospital with red marks on his back and possibly a broken arm. The child has since been released from the hospital.
Speaker: But How fucking stupid can somebody be again I say at birth We should be fixed And then once we reach a certain age
Speaker: We should have to pass a psychological evaluation and an IQ test of some sort before we're allowed to breed. What up business before we're allowed to bring man, because too many fucking stupid people are having babies or people who are not ready to be parents and think that a baby will solve a relationship problem.
Speaker: our breeding. Come on board, buddy. I'll even send you an old school jersey. Come on board. You're welcome. We always got room. Um, yeah, sterilization at birth. And then like, at like 25, you can take a, you know, an IQ test and, and, and have to do a psychological evaluation and,
Speaker: If you pass both, then you can have a baby. You can be unsterilized and you can try to reproduce. But Michigan is also accepting applicants as well there. If you need a new college team. But Jesus Christ, and here's the kicker.
Speaker: They didn't even release if this baby belonged to either one of these girls, mind you, they were 19 and 20. So what they were doing hanging outside of a bar, I believe, well, I know the coyote saloon that, that we had in Charleston was 21 and over. So you had to be over the age of 20 to 21 to get it. And so I would assume that most of those other ones are 21 and over. I'm assuming, I don't know.
Speaker: back to the land of obscurity for Clemson. You had a good run. Holy smokes, man. Jalen hurts can come out anytime now.
Speaker: I'm just saying I Wish I could find that damn news story that I had earlier. Holy crap. That one was crazy Apparently
Speaker: down in Florida, an alligator just snatched some elderly woman up and just ate her ass. And the only reason that officials find out about this motherfucker was not small. He was 13 damn feet long. No reason officials found out about it was, uh, it's okay if I borrow this for the night. Yeah, but it needs to be brought back now and put bank down on the record player before you go to school tomorrow. What?
Speaker: turn the tv on um but um again I shouldn't be laughing but uh a 13 -foot alligator there was like some human remains found a couple personal belongings and and blood chilling out by where the skater was
Speaker: And it turns out that, uh, apparently randomly just snatched up an elderly woman and, uh, and, uh, ate her up, man. Alligators are losing their shit. But I also know like, I don't know how it is in Florida, but I know when I lived in Charleston, I was talking to the, um, because we had about a six footer and, uh, my pawn behind my house that I had. And, uh,
Speaker: They came and got them one day and they said anything over five to six feet, they, they relocate. And when I say relocate, they relocated to the nearest restaurant that serves gator bites or to the local shoe store that makes gator boots and gator purses or gator belts. Um, just out of a safety concern. I don't know. It seems a little weird to me, but I guess, but the gator was killed humanely.
Speaker: Fuck around with these alligators man. They're living breathing dinosaurs y 'all living a breathing of dinosaurs Cam are you still in here? I got a question for you. I got a real question for you two real questions Well, I guess one question with two answers
Speaker: I think that, um, what is your level of concern for a Clemson moving forward? Do you think, uh, old boys ran its courses coach there and what is your level of concern for the Carolina Panthers or the future? Because.
Speaker: I feel like they've taken a page out of old school Cleveland's history books and they just continue to go backwards. And I know Clemson had a couple of struggles last year, but in this year they've already got two losses. I'm just curious because there's a guy who as a Michigan fan has been ragged on for years and then it's like, you know,
Speaker: If you look back at it, Michigan has not been a bad football program ever. We've had a couple quote unquote losing seasons, but in all honesty, outside of beating Ohio state and, and, you know, winning a bowl game. With Harbaugh up until recent, you know, we still, he still has been able to really win a bowl game. They're predominantly a powerhouse. They stay strong. They stay, they stay winning every season.
Speaker: But now they're just a fucking menace to the big 10. You know, so do you think that's all it is? Do you think that they'll be able to rebound from it like next season with, uh, with, uh, with, uh, Carolina, you think, you know, they get another, you know, get a season or their belt with the new coaching the young, I mean, I know they got some young talent. They got a young quarterback. They, you know,
Speaker: I think they'll come around or they're just going to stay at dumpster fire for a hot minute. And all college teams are young. Oh, college teams are young.
Speaker: I'm still right up there for people that might be watching the live or if they watch the live free play so they know what I'm talking about. Comments coming in from kill a, kill a cam eight, four, three, Chuck, tell like you do. Nice.
Speaker: Nice. Brutal honesty there, my friend. Watching this here. Watching this here again. Um, I've been doing Monday nights by myself for, uh, shit. I'm not
Speaker: Two months now, I think I think I've been doing Monday nights for about two months by myself now Jeff doesn't do Monday nights For the time Being I don't know what's gonna happen in the future. But for the time being Tony's no longer a part of the show so Had to oh shit
Speaker: make that unfortunate decision and that unfortunate call, but personal stuff, which I understand this and then just other things. So, but Jeff doesn't do Monday nights. So yeah, I've been rocking these out. Uh,
Speaker: I kind of got out of rhythm because, um, it's, it's, it's been a couple of weeks inside because last Monday we didn't do a show because Nikki and I were at the Steelers game. I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think the Monday before that Jeff was here because it was a holiday or something.
Speaker: I can't remember. So it's been a few weeks since I've done a, I suppose I've done a minute. Um, yeah, yes and no, to a certain, like I said, to a certain degree. Um, hold on one second. Give me one second. Um, I'll throw this up for just a minute. I'll be right back.
Speaker: Looking for another chance to fly
Speaker: Sorry about that. I needed to go pooty. That's the only down ball doing the show by yourself. Just gotta find shit to randomly throw up. Did we part ways to
Speaker: a certain degree. Yes. Like I said, he was working. He's got some personal shit. He's dealing with, um, and then, um, just some other stuff kind of all piled up, uh, you know, aggravations, frustrations, kind of bolder and, uh, I had to go today. I was just tired of dealing with it.
Speaker: So I said, for the time being, I mean, I don't know what's going to happen in the future. He might come back. He may be back. You know, we'll see. I didn't, I don't, I don't like the change, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. So I always, uh, it's not always fun. It's not always easy. And it's not always enjoyable because, uh, when he was here, when he was on.
Speaker: When he was actually engaged, he was a great part of the show. Um, but what are you going to do? What are you going to do, man? Yeah, there, there, we've actually, um, there used to be four of us.
Speaker: The one guy he the big dog Mike he More than likely will be coming back. I don't know if it'll be like on a regular basis or maybe he'll fill it on Mondays Maybe Mondays and Saturdays, maybe Mondays and Wednesdays. I don't know again. He had He had some personal stuff he was going through he's been on the show and talked about it and
Speaker: Uh, which caused some conflicts between him and I, uh, and some issues, which, you know, a lot of people got involved who had no reason to get involved with to the fact that, you know, we had issues on the show. We had a blow up on the show one night and, um, you know, the next day him and I were talking and talked about things. You're taking shower. Yes. Um, you know what? Okay. Well, bye.
Speaker: And then we've got Connor who you know, he's always been great He's just he's dealing with some medical issues. He's currently active duty in the military Getting ready to be discharged and then he's gonna move and he wants to be a part of the show and I told us to handle all that shit and Then worry about the show every once in a while he pops in um
Speaker: And the one mainstay that we brought in was Tony. Tony was awesome. Tony is awesome when he's here and stuff. But it's a matter of him being here and him being engaged and him being a part of the show. And like I said, outside of work, he was doing some swing shifts. He's got some personal stuff going on in his life. And then there were just some other conflicts.
Speaker: Keep stakes in your yard. You're bound to get bit so After Several weeks of frustration and aggravation. I just basically had to pull the trigger and say you're done for the time being Basically what it boils down to and then it's not me directing this at him. It's just a general general thing
Speaker: because this is not how I feel about him at all. Sometimes people keep, other people around that they think that is their friends and in actual reality, they're not their friends and their hanger honors or just dirt bags in general, while that affects you and your actual friendships or relationships, so.
Speaker: And then he got killer cam down here. Who's a very good friend of mine in real life. He's been on the show a couple of times. He's done a lot of shit behind the scenes. He's booked some good guests for us. Um, yeah, feel free to ask any questions. I mean, you guys can ask questions. I'm always, I'm always pretty honest and pretty, pretty straightforward. Um, I don't hold anything back. I think that's why we get kind of a bad reputation here.
Speaker: Why I have a bad reputation why some people don't like us, but they still watch us all the time even though they don't like us and they chop and screw and edited it edit our audio and in our video and stuff like that and right now there's a Valuable lesson being taught if somebody would actually pay attention to it But
Speaker: Eagles, baby. Eagles, not a shadow. What's going on, man? Long time no see. I mean, your Eagles can win all they want. I just need Jalen hurts to like go sit down because I'm hanging on. I'm hanging on to a nice 24 point lead, 25 point lead right now in fantasy football. I just need Jalen hurts to go sit down.
Speaker: A little victory Monday for myself. Brownies did, Brownies put in work yesterday, but yeah, man. Yeah. You can always ask questions. Questions are always allowed here. I don't mind answering them. I think my bluntness and my, the fact that I just say it as it is rubs people are on the way. I'm torn, man. I'm torn, man.
Speaker: I don't, I don't, I mean, you gotta be from Philly. If you're an Eagles fan, I don't like, I don't like the Eagles, but torn because I have Jalen hurts on one of my teams and I need points to stay ahead, but then I'm also in another league playing against a guy who has Jalen hurts. So I need them. So I need them to not score any points. It's a catch 22 man.
Speaker: Hey, keep it up and you can go back in the cage. I still have your cage, little boy. Oh, I'll always be myself. I ain't never going to change. Trust me. Trust me. I am who I am. I ain't nobody stands their butts about that. Shit. I've taken the throne penalty flags at my fiance. What? Yep. I'm ordering. I'm ordering a set of penalty flags.
Speaker: I found on Amazon, they had a set of penalty flags, came with review flags, and a referees hat, and a whistle. She said, if you get a fucking whistle, I will stab you in your sleeve. She kept taking my vape yesterday. So I throw a penalty flag at her. And she's like, did you just throw an imaginary flag at me? Yup.
Speaker: Throwing flags over here. If the NFL officials can make up bullshit penalties on the fly, I can make up bullshit penalties on the fly. What did I hit you with the 25 yard one earlier today?
Speaker: We're in the kitchen and I hit her with the 25 yard penalty for something. What? I don't remember either. Uh, they could, but it looks like your, uh, your angles are in the red zone. Mmm.
Speaker: Don't know if you guys get another touchdown. It's probably over so they could go ahead and sit down jiggling hurts for the rest of the game I Mean I wouldn't count the books out the Bucks have surprised me
Speaker: I'm liking the way Baker's my guy. I hated the way Cleveland did Baker. I didn't like them bringing into Sean Watson. I was excited when Tampa Bay signed him in the off season because Tampa Bay is kind of like my second home. I got a lot of friends down there and I listened to radio station out at Tampa.
Speaker: I find myself rooting for the lightning and the Buccaneers and shit like that. But you know, Bakes playing pretty good so far this year. He's probably having a rough night tonight from the look at the looks of the score, but I'm just barely hanging on here. Boys. I got like a, I got like a five point lead and I'm barely hanging on man. I'm barely hanging on.
Speaker: Thank God Puka Nakua isn't playing very well tonight. But neither is Devontae Smith. He's got me some points. Trying to get three and oh man. Nah, the
Speaker: The whole, the whole Baker Mayfield Carolina Panthers Rams experiment was just weird. The kid's a starter. He's not a backup. And, you know, when, when Tampa signed him, I knew he'd be starting again and they've got a pretty good offensive squad down there.
Speaker: That the downfall with it, you know, they've had a good run the first two weeks and it's so early in the season. We're only on week three. The Eagles are obviously one of the top tier teams right now. Um, potentially could be back in the Superbowl next year. Like beer commercials, leave my light beer out of this. All right. Getting a little, getting a little chunkier.
Speaker: I eat like dog shit and I drink like a goddamn fish. One thing I do is drink light beer. So I keep my gorilla is figure. I think it's you think it's easy to look like a Sasquatch. This takes work. This takes work and effort. But but I was happy for Baker.
Speaker: He's down there in that division that division is absolute dogshit. Let's be honest Falcon Saints Panthers It's dogshit division or conference, I mean that's So, I mean but you know, I it's
Speaker: My nephew's a Panthers fan, so I find myself rooting for the Panthers, but it's also very easy for me to make fun of the Panthers as well. But I'm a Browns fan. I'm a lifelong Browns fan. Who am I to make fun of anybody's team? Let's be honest, ladies and gentlemen. I've got the closet full of jerseys of players that the Browns have absolutely ruined.
Speaker: You should probably just throw it in the swamp. Dave's bread, bruh. What is Dave's bread? She's a Cowboys fan, Annatar Heels fan. Why would you talk to somebody that is a Cowboys fan first and foremost? Are you sure she's a sheen? Not a, you know. She ain't got a little dangle dangle, a jingle jangle in her pants.
Speaker: goddamn Cowboys got fucking dick knocked in the dirt yesterday by the Cardinals. I loved it. Sons of bitches. Oh, NC state. Okay. Well, you said NC football. Nobody ever accused people from North Carolina being the smartest people in the world. So
Speaker: Ah, gotcha. That makes even more sense. Again, I asked, are you sure she's not a he? Jeff can tell you stories about them. Mexican lady boys of the night. I think I've ever seen it, man. I'll have to look for it. I don't eat, I don't actually eat a lot of bread. Well, sometimes I do.
Speaker: I really don't eat a whole lot. I typically only eat like dinner. And then late night snacks when I've been drinking all night on Saturdays. Snacks. And by snacks, I mean ordering sheets in the middle of the night and getting three breakfast sandwiches, hash browns. Bless you.
Speaker: Nice. Oh, really? I don't for a field goal. Uh -oh. Let me see if I can get one of these daggone. What channels are the games on? I'll throw them up here real quick while we're, while we're chit -chatting. First down, I see they're in a 10, 10, 10. It's Cincinnati.
Speaker: There we go. A little Philly Tampa action on over here. Put that red chair. I don't know, man, it might be a little too late. There's only 11 minutes left in the game and they're down by 22. I'm not counting them out, but I'm just saying. Oh man, I am. Bro, I have not had French toast and I don't even know how long. I love French toast.
Speaker: I like to get the Texas toast and make French toast out of that. Jesus, age first. Lord have mercy.
Speaker: Yeah, I haven't had French toast. It's been a hot minute. I think the last time I actually had French toast, I went to, uh, I had taken the kids to IHOP and I got, um, strawberry and banana French toast. Cause that's like my favorite fruit combination in the entire world. Strawberry banana touchdown. Oh, give it to white. Give it to white for a touchdown. Let him punch it in.
Speaker: I got one was in. But that's what I want that I haven't had in a hot minute. Strawberry banana peanut butter smoothie. Good shit right there. I just take care of
Speaker: Shop down beside smoothie King when I lived when I worked or when I lived in Charleston, I used to go to smoothie King all the damn time I'm gonna go goddamn goal line stand right here. Just give it away. Let white keep punching it
Speaker: You just now see the name of my fantasy football team. I got to give credit where credit's due, though. Yeah, my fantasy football team, I changed the name of it to cream pies. I got to give credit where credit's due, though, man, because Kevin hit me up the other day after touchdown. Holy shit. Not Evans did not need Evans to fucking score a touchdown.
Speaker: Oh, I lost that one. But, uh, after Cleveland reassigned Kareem hunt, uh, Kevin, who's in our, in our league, um, message me and he was like, dude, if you don't change your, if you please, or would you please change your damn name to your fantasy football team to Kareem pies? And I said, well, let's see if he actually plays Sunday and then we'll probably do that. So I changed it this morning. Bengals and Rams are tied. Nice.
Speaker: I need the Rams to just beat that ass. God, I would love for the Bengals to go 0 -3. I got a friend of mine who you would swear this kid played for the Ohio State Buckeyes and the Cincinnati Bengals with as much as he's got their dicks in his mouth. Fucking. Evans out here making plays tonight, boy.
Speaker: One -handed grabs, end zone grabs. But I would love for the Bengals to go 0 -3 tonight. With all fat fucking goosies. Sock it, sensee. Plus the fact that my Browns came from that first beat down. That was great.
Speaker: What's the score? What is, uh, what is, I gotta see where are we, where are we at? Shit, shit, fuck, shit, shit, shit, fuck. All right. All right. Still hanging on that little lead. Still hanging on that low lead there. I don't even need any more points than that one. That's just more of an added insult to injury.
Speaker: Two points in that one. This one, I'm walking away with the dub in that one. There ain't no way he's going to beat me. Not unless fucking Jalen all of a sudden puts up 40 plus points in the fourth quarter.
Speaker: Anyhow, ladies and gentlemen. Oh shit. That's only agenda. Next. We've got a few more minutes to kill here. A few more minutes to kill here. In the meantime, I'm going to have mine in the morning. You got to knock this out the way real quick. If you, if you, if you can allow me to, if you guys would be so kind.
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Speaker: Anyways, I do I do enjoy really do enjoy look what I mean. I Have one at least one every day. I've been I've been kind of lacking the last last week or so, but Yet I felt it boy have I felt it So I'll get back into that that clock management clock chewing time
Speaker: So the Eagles are going to try to chew the clock down. Oh, what? Let's go over here. The Eagles are about to chew the clock out, get this dub walk away with another win.
Speaker: solidified themselves as number one in the NFC. So we didn't get to it Saturday night. Give you guys a little previous Wednesday show. Jeff will be back Wednesday night for a brand new episode. We didn't get into it. Thanks buddy. We didn't get into it Saturday night like I had planned to. So I'm hoping to get into it. Wednesday.
Speaker: since it is spooky season as the kids like to say, I found a list of the 100 top haunted houses in the country and this isn't, um, cause are they, huh?
Speaker: Sorry, sorry had to be a dad for a second. Um, but no, I found this list. It's, it's a hundred. It's the top 100 hundred houses in the country. Um, and not like, not like, Oh, I got a ghost in my house. No, like the, um, holiday attractions or, you know, the, um, scare houses, you know, here we have the haunted hoochie and the haunted jail and stuff like that, you know, with the actors and shit like that.
Speaker: And I wanted to dive into it Saturday, but we didn't get a chance to so I think we'll dive into it Wednesday night as well as I'm sure we're going to Do a little bragging or Eating a piece of humble pie because you know it is Monday and technically fantasy football is going on and Jeff's not here tonight, but
Speaker: You know, Jeff's been playing pretty well. It's the first time he's ever played fantasy football. Doesn't know anything about football. And, uh, he's, he's been, uh, he's been handling his own this season so far, three weeks in. Um, but you know, by Wednesday we'll have all the, the, the scores locked in and everything like that. So we'll be able to do a little brag in there or eating humble pies. I said, I didn't, who knows what else Jeff and I will get into.
Speaker: lowered on the nose at the end of the day, but I definitely do want to get into that list Wednesday night. We're not going to do all 100. I'm going to break it down. I do want to get through all 100 of them. Yeah. I'll break it down to like 10 or 15 at a clip and do that once a week. But I think it'll be a pretty cool thing because there's a lot of people that are into the haunted houses and there's a lot of people out there that travel. I was talking to a buddy of mine a couple of years back.
Speaker: And, uh, he, um, he travels a lot for work and he said that was something that he started doing. Uh, he started seeking out like the best haunted houses and whatever area he was in working. And then that popped up and that reminded me of that conversation that we had because, you know,
Speaker: Powerball is back up over over 700 million dollars And let's say I hit that that might be one of those frivolous things that I that I might do with With my lottery winnings, it would be something that would intrigue me and maybe be something I'd look at what to do is just travel the country around this time of year and Check out hot analysis
Speaker: You know, go to the top ones. I don't want to go to those weird ones, man. There's those weird ones out there where you got to sign waivers and shit and people they like grab you and duct tape you to a chair and and and do all kinds of crazy fucking shit to you like I ain't yeah, I ain't down for all that because
Speaker: Yeah, you ain't you ain't violating you like that. I'm gonna fight back and you're not allowed to fight back They like who had a fucking psychopath signs up for that but like yeah, I'm gonna walk through there and you know It's one of those things like if you make it you win this extravagant prize or whatever the case may be But hey, you know, you got me fucked up. I ain't signing up for that dumb shit Hell no, you're fucking grabbing me duct taping me to a chair tying me up rough house and with me
Speaker: Motherfucker I'll punch somebody right there goddamn throat Just saying but um Well, I think I'd be something fun to do I like the haunted houses base just just because of the Entertainment entertainment factor
Speaker: They're, they're fun to do. Oh, we just coming back from halftime for the, uh, buttonholes and Rams. Ram the buttonholes, Susan. Ram them right in the butthole. Let's go Rams. Dogs looking at me like I'm crazy. Flag 10 yard penalty. Look at the daddy. Oh, like he's crazy. Unacceptable.
Speaker: You need to go get a ticket for one of the haunted houses. I know we need to try to figure out if we, you know, fortunately my fiance is working two jobs right now, like seven days a week, but, uh, let me just see if we can figure out a way to go to one. We went to, there's a here where, here where we live. Um, there's a, there's an old jail, it's quote unquote haunted, whatever.
Speaker: Uh, but they turned it into one of those haunted houses and they just don't do it just at Halloween time. They've actually done an attraction for Valentine's day that her and I went to, and it was really cool. It's nothing big. It's nothing extravagant, but it was cool. But then they also did something for Easter as well. Um, I had like a, I can't remember what the hell they called it, but their, their, uh, main character was like a demonic Easter bunny.
Speaker: So, you know, they're finding ways to do stuff all year round with it and revolve it around the holidays a lot. Oh, yeah. And there was a drawing tonight. So hopefully nobody hits tonight and I can have a crack at it Wednesday. We've had that discussion a million times on here every time every time the lottery gets up, you know, to a certain amount or every time it gets up to some crazy
Speaker: You know amount The conversation comes up for everybody. You know, what would you do if you want? Hey still sin Pata hoochie is probably the biggest one and then we have fear Columbus, which is probably the second biggest one And then they And then you got the Mansfield reformatory
Speaker: Let's say probably your three biggings, but, uh, I tell people the same thing. I've said it for a million years. Hey, I'm opening my bar. Be going to buy a fucking stupid amount of property. Okay. You can plug us into the charges. Uh, the computer charger that's out there in the living room. I don't even need to be plugged in. Oh.
Speaker: Oh, um, Oh, really? Holy shit. I didn't know that. Um, you know, I, I'd, I'd buy me a couple, couple hundred acres and, uh, you know, build us a house, nothing, not like a big monster mansion, just something that would, that would fit us maybe in, in a little bit bigger.
Speaker: And I told Nikki, I said, I would give each one of the kids like five acres on somewhere on the property. So like her boys, I'd give them like five acres or whatever. And then pay to build, build them a house, but they had to have like specifications for the house. It would be like 2 ,500 square foot house or whatever. And pay for them that way. And then build her parents a house as well. Some of that fit their needs and we can all be on the same property, not have to be right on top of each other.
Speaker: But, um, and then I would have a state of the art studio. I know that much because right at the lottery, I'd start doing this shit five days a week. Cause I still want to work obviously, but you know, that's why I want to, you know, I want to open my own, uh, bar, which I've already got the idea and I know what I want to do. And she's got an experience in the bar business. So.
Speaker: I don't know. Obviously new cars and shit like that and toys for the for the property. And she wants farm animals that she doesn't think I'm going to eat, but I'm going to eat them. Eat them all. Animals on a farm have two purposes work. Yes, they're not pets.
Speaker: Listen here, Katie Jr. Now we're making videos of your donkeys. Fucking. I didn't know that the person on California that won the last one hasn't claimed it yet. So what happens? So what happens if you don't claim your prize and the allotted time? It's just that, that, that prize just.
Speaker: go away. I mean, like it never existed or I would just put it on top of the prize now. The largest, that's not a bad, that's actually pretty cool. Okay. But the power ball is, is, is, is a nationwide thing. So would they just, how would you split that off? Would it all go to California? I mean,
Speaker: Not all the ticket sales that went in, you know, you know, I know, I know not all, but I know, I mean, some of that money I would assume from purchase from ticket purchases would go into the prize. I don't know. Maybe I don't, I don't know how many networks. I just go in and tell them what I want to me. Powerball with a multiplier auto drafted or auto pick. Take my, take my tickets and come home and then wake up the next morning and go help.
Speaker: Waste of $10. I'll spend like 10 bucks or nine bucks or whatever it is. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what it is, but I don't spend a lot. And it's like, well, I spent 12 bucks. All right. I'm out 12 bucks. Or I turned 12 bucks into 300 and some odd million dollars. Talk about a fucking investment.
Speaker: What we're talking shit down there. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I didn't know. I didn't know what they did with it. I, yeah, like I said, I don't, I don't know how any of that stuff works. That's curiosity. I should look into that. I should do some research on that. So see what happens to it. Um, but I mean, I still feel like that would probably single -handedly go down a buying a lottery ticket.
Speaker: It's got to be one of the best investments you can make. If you win, if you win, you know, if you lose, obviously, like I said, you're score that goddamn touchdown time. Is that, was that hit me? Oh, of course they're going to fucking throw a flag on it. Damn it. I could have used that hit me touchdown. Damn it. Anywho, we're about out of that time.
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Speaker: Appreciate you hanging out with me tonight, brother. I'll see you guys Wednesday. And let me hit the button right, chef.
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