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Speaker: What's going on everybody? Happy Saturday. Welcome to a brand new episode of Nonsense. Also known as Nonsenseical. Also known as Nonsenseical Nonsense. Hopefully you guys enjoyed your week. Enjoying your weekend.
Speaker: all that fun jazz. I'm Glick. We got Jeff in the house. Tony will be joining us a momentary. He's doing daddy duty. Gotta cook dinner and all that fun jazz. He said duty. Duty. He said duty. This goes back. This all goes back. See, before I get into the intro real quick. Ladies, if you're married, you have a boyfriend, you're, you're, you know, you're single or anything like that. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret for us men. Don't tell them I told you this but
Speaker: We hit 14 and we stopped maturing at that point. 14 were done. We stayed. We all do the same thing. Judy and I laughed. It's what's going to happen. Say boobies once, run your man. Watch what happens. Jeff was playing with his new bait before the show and he said 69 and both of us went. This is official the first smokeless
Speaker: episode of nonsense nonsense. I have quit smoking. Uh, I do have, what I say, 20 left, 18 left, 12, something like that. That I will eventually finish off, but they've lasted two days that I haven't had them. I haven't used it. It's going through a pack and a half a day of 25 cigarettes. Well, congratulations, man. Stay on it. I know I've been on you for a minute to quit smoking.
Speaker: Even before I quit smoking, I was telling you, you needed to quit smoking, which was kind of like, Hey, hi, have you met my friend? This is funny. So Kevin, Kevin asked me today, he says, uh, I have a question. I said, yeah, he says, which is worse, smoking or vaping? And I said, you shouldn't smoke at all. Being married to your mom. You know, I said, you shouldn't smoke at all. And then I took a hit on my vape. He's like, uh,
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, that's how my dad did it. He did it with a cigarette and I'm like, you shouldn't smoke. Yeah, exactly. And. Shouldn't smoke. You have to go. Yeah, you should. It's. Smoking's bad. If I could go back and smack the first cigarette out of my hand, I would. Yeah, I I won't go that far because me smoking probably saved a lot of lives. I'm just going to say
Speaker: because because there was there was there was times in my life where there was like I'm gonna I'm gonna walk away and I'm gonna smoke this cigarette. I'm gonna go over here. I'm gonna smoke and I'm gonna drink my beer option B. I can kill you right now. Strangle you in front of everybody and nobody will say a thing. Everybody's seen it. Everybody's seen me to it and nobody's gonna say a thing.
Speaker: think about that with your next like decision that you decide to make. But no, welcome to the show, guys. If you're not already good, check us out on all social media, at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. You can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night on YouTube and Twitch. And if you don't want to hang out with us live, don't worry. We got you covered. You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts at.
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Speaker: and the last year and a half. You see, that's why I'm the greatest podcast host of all time. I'm the greatest radio show host of all time. You know, I can just do things. I can spin things and I can make them organically fit. Before we get too far into the show, and I don't know how much later Tony's gonna be, but
Speaker: This morning, I got a Twitter notification on our Twitter page from Miss Jordan Wilkerson's mother, her mom, who follows us on Twitter. And the Tampa local affiliate ABC News down there did a news piece on Jordan and the Tampa Bay Lightning. I was kind of hoping Tony would
Speaker: be here for this, but I want to go ahead and play that real quick at the beginning of the show, because she does seem to be feeling a little bit better. She seems to be in good spirits, minus the Tampa Bay Lightning falling short of their three feet on the Stanley Cup championship. But hopefully, it'll be OK that I play this. I don't think it's going to be a problem. But I would like to find out how she's doing and how she's feeling. But I just want to play this.
Speaker: little about two minute little video clip from the Tampa ABC News that they didn't want on on Jordan to the Monday Blues today after that bolts run for a three P came to an end. Then you're not alone. But tonight in the midst of that sadness, want to bring you some joy in the form of a Tampa woman who says win or lose the bolts have helped her through a tough time. ABC Action News reporter Rochelle Aline has her story.
Speaker: Jordan Wilkerson has cancer. I was diagnosed at the age of 25 with stage four non -Hodgkin's lymphoma. The Air Force veteran is now undergoing chemotherapy and when asked about her diagnosis is still somehow upbeat. Honestly the first thing I could think of is that like how lucky I am because there's still people that have my type of cancer that don't get to go through chemotherapy
Speaker: I'm just lucky to get the opportunity to still be able to do it and my body is still strong enough. Her mom Melissa says Jordan has always taken life head on. She's always been a tough one for sure.
Speaker: just take things in stride. But they both also credit the bolts and their historic run as something that's also helped her get through so far. So instead of like the days going by, but okay, there's one key with bag done. There's another key with bag done. I was like viewing my five days in the hospital as all right.
Speaker: I got a bolt game tomorrow and then I have another one two days and then after that second bolts game I'll be almost done so then I can go home. Jordan is now halfway through her treatment and though the bolts run may be over for this season she's also confident she'll see another one very soon. It's okay we're back next year I'm fully confident in them so we're gonna do we'll be back I'm not even worried about it. In Tampa Rochelle Aline, ABC Action News.
Speaker: Yeah, that's pretty cool. I thought that was a really cool little news piece. Welcome, Tony. I thought that was a really cool news piece that the ABC News and Tampa did. It was good. Like I said, I've said it many times, Tampa's kind of become my unofficial second home. I find myself, even though I'm a Blue Jackets fan, and the Blue Jackets and the Lightning are building quite the rivalry against each other.
Speaker: Uh, I still find myself rooting for the lightning on, you know, I root for the bucks and all that stuff. Uh, but it's good to see, um, Jordan, you know, she seems like she's in good spirits. She seems like she's feeling a little bit better. All things considered guys. Don't forget. We do still have, uh, Jordan's go fund me on, on our Facebook page and our Twitter page. Uh, go check it out. If you guys can donate, donate. If you can't just share it, just retweet it. Give it a share. Let other people, uh, let other people see it. Maybe they're.
Speaker: somebody else out there that can that can help her because you know, my mom is a was a chemo nurse and she said it's no **** joke. No, that's really not going through chemo is a bear. So, you know, that's all for Jordan. She's taken best pride. Yeah, like I said, even if you guys can't or if or if you guys
Speaker: or whatever. If you want to send her well wishes or whatever, you know, I'll I'll personally make sure that they they get to her or her mom. Jordan does follow us on Facebook. Her mom does follow us on Twitter. I've actually had some conversations with with with with with both of the with both of them and she could have mentioned us on the news. I'm just the only you could have been like, you know, sounds a lot of
Speaker: I'm not trying to be an asshole here, but you got a platform woman. No, but any, any, if you guys just want to comment or say any, you know, if she doesn't see them, I'll make sure that send them their way and let them know that, uh, you know, there are people that, uh, even though we may not know her, that you guys may not know her, that, uh, you know, cancer is a, cancer is some bitch at the end of the day.
Speaker: It's an absolute sumbitch. And Jeff, you said your mom was a chemo nurse. Years ago, when I originally worked at OSU, I was at the Med Center. And I worked at one of the one of the James Care buildings. And it was it was it was seeing people come in and go through the treatment and win or lose or whatever the case may be. You know, I'm there every day there. There's so much that, you know, you get to talk to people. And if you're like me, you
Speaker: you see people on a regular basis, at some point you start to talk, you start to conversate. And I became friends with people and I've watched people go through and absolutely kick cancer's ass. And I've seen the complete polar opposite where cancers absolutely kick their ass and you don't see them for a month or two. And then one of their family members, because they knew that you were there and you were one of the people that they enjoyed talking to when they were going through it would come and tell you, hey, unfortunately,
Speaker: you know, dad lost his battle or, you know, my brother lost his battle or, you know, blah, blah, blah, whatever. So it is a son of a bitch. And you never know how much one little thing can mean to somebody that's going through it. And that's why, you know, and Connor being a friend of mine, he's the one who brought it to our attention. Jordan being a friend of Connor's automatically, I was like, we're jumping on board and we are getting behind her and we're going to put our support and put the nonsensical family
Speaker: behind her, even though most people will look down upon us and frown, there is a little bit of good in us from time to time. Not enough good to fix our sins.
Speaker: Well, we get a gold star every once in a while, but no, you know, it was, it was something that I was going to have bad behavior. We're going, we're instantly going to be putting time out. You can get up there, but you got to sit on the cloud. You don't get, I thought I know, I know, I know, I know in my case, I'm showing up with a case of Budweiser going there like, well,
Speaker: you're here is because there's some bitch down there. There's a friend you're going to take over and he's put a restraining order on you. So I guess we're stuck with you. It'll be fun. Let me let me in. It'll be fun. Hey, St. Peter, hold my beer. St. Peter, hold my beer. Watch this. And I really rather you not do that now.
Speaker: Hold my beer and watch this, yeah. I don't know how the boss is gonna like this, but I mean, okay. However, at the end of the day, I have to go with, I believe it was Jeff Boxer who said that y 'all are gonna be surprised when you show up in heaven and Jesus pull up in a pickup, y 'all get in the truck, we're going to the big house. Yeah. Yeah, I got him, I got Tony.
Speaker: That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. His teeth pull up in a big old lifted truck. Like, get in the truck and go to the big house. Go see the boss. Oh, y 'all. Come on. Get one in here. I know you have ideas every week. I want to bring something up that I found very interesting. I don't. I gave up on ideas, Tony. Did you really? No. Not in a bad way. Not in a bad way. Not in a bad way. I still have news. I still have top 10s if we need them.
Speaker: lately and I'm gonna go ahead. I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna I'm gonna Let me choose my words wisely real quick with you No, no, I said I'm gonna choose my words wisely here I'm gonna pat all of us on the back and I'm gonna give us all kudos that lately probably the last
Speaker: I don't know, say 10 episodes or so, maybe. 25. No, I don't know. Like the last 10 episodes or so, I feel like we've really found our rhythm. The three of us together, we've found our slow and we don't need, we don't need the, and we don't need the segment and stuff. We just flow and what happens happens. And we all, we all have fun with it. They're good shows. People are enjoying them. They're enjoy listening to them.
Speaker: So when I say I've given up on ideas for the show, every once in a while something pops into my head and I'm like, oh, I want to bring this up to the guys. And if it doesn't flourish, then it doesn't flourish. It's still in the back of my head. And when the opportunity arises, then I bring it up.
Speaker: This is what I want you to do. We keep every idea you've got. If we don't hit it on one episode, we won't hit it. Oh, yeah. I don't trust that. I want a nine -hour conversation of a week. We cover a lot, even though we do go round. I want you to keep your format. But I got a couple of brand -new ideas that hit me right before the show started. I have a brand -new idea for you, too, Shirley. But what's your idea?
Speaker: still up for the 15 minutes early that I do that I invite everybody so we can conversate. That wasn't the idea. That's my fucking idea. Virtual high five, Jeff. I would be the first to be, as the new start of this family, becoming one of the more consistent of the Kofi family.
Speaker: The video that you saw on TikTok that I shared that you liked. No, actually, and Tony, that's this is what I just said that you and I are that the three of us have found our flow and found our rhythm. Yes, I was actually before you said that you had an idea. I was just getting ready to bring that up because Jeff made the Jeff Foxworthy comment. I will tell you as somebody who lives in the South.
Speaker: That's some of the realest shit I've ever seen. No one heard and I can attest. Well, and I can say this as somebody who who who has lived in both worlds. Yes, me too. You know, living living living in the country and coming up country. But I you know, I lived in the hood for for a very long time or well, you know, let me just rephrase that. I lived in the city and I lived in the country. So and I can still to this point in time in my life,
Speaker: I can still bounce back and forth between both worlds and get along with everybody. And actually, Jeffrey. Yeah. I'm actually watching the TikTok now. Click on that TikTok link.
Speaker: and then and then go to the tiktok page, turn it down so it's not drowning everything out and then email it to us and I'll upload it and I'll put it up and then that way we can play it. I meant to do that and I totally forgot about it. Okay. Yeah. Let me once I guess let me do that. I'm gonna I gotta send it to uh but while you're doing that, I don't wanna get too far off off off off base. Speaking of tiktok uh I'm sure by now you guys have heard about uh
Speaker: I have a special treat for you guys tonight. Oh boy. So, Jeff, send that to me and then I'll get it
Speaker: Send it to our email. Alright. Alright. But I have a little, a little, uh, R. Kelly. That's all for you gentlemen.
Speaker: Nice. He was not trafficking women as far as I know. He just had a bunch of underage ass girls that he was doing inappropriate things with. That was sick of it. That was sick of it. That was sick of it. That was sick of it. That was sick of it. That was sick of it. That was sick of it. That was sick of it. That was sick of it. That was sick of it. That was sick of it. That was sick of it.
Speaker: He took 45 minutes to do because he kept laughing. He's getting ready to break. I just want to say to everybody. We go across many countries. We go across all genders and genres and everybody. We share this amongst every motherfucking body we know. Y 'all in these prison jokes are some disrespectful motherfuckers. You wouldn't laugh.
Speaker: Oh, no. You know what? Here's the thing. But it's not us. I probably would laugh and then go, hmm. But here's the thing. But here's the thing, Tony. It's not us. So we all get to laugh.
Speaker: Yeah, for instance, if I found out you were going to jail tomorrow, Tony, I'd be like, hey, don't drop the soap. Wait a minute. One of my gag gifts will be still on the road. If I found out you were going to jail tomorrow, I'd probably send you a jar of Vaseline's. But you being short and shit -talking, you're going to need me for part of it. Hey, funny man, tell us a joke. A white guy walks into a bar while you're down there. I may say that if I ever go to jail, I'm going to give him the same speech.
Speaker: that Andy Dufresne gives him. He says, you're not going to put anything in my mouth, because if anything you put in my mouth, they're going to lose. And then when they say, well, I'll just stab you in the ear, you say, well, that's fine, because if you read the studies that brain damage people bite down so much that they break their teeth. So let's play this game. So that just means that they're not going to make you suck. They're just going to fuck you in the ass while he holds you down. Yeah, once again, that ain't going to happen either.
Speaker: You're five foot, and you're going up against six foot, 240 pound almost. It doesn't matter how big you are, Tony. I take out your knees. I'm right the right height. You take out your knee. OK. What are you talking about?
Speaker: You guys, you guys kill me with this. Still getting used to this. Hey, man. You always told us, I'm going to say what I want to say. Because it's mine show. You're going to say we want to say it. Ooh. Honestly, you get a chance to pull up the TikTok video. No, it's not. No, I'm going, I'm going to, I just told Jeff to send it to me.
Speaker: And he just sent me the goddamn link and not the video. Do you want me to play it? I can play it real fast. No, I got it. No, I got it. Hold on a second. I'm going to... Well, I wanted to... God damn it. Yeah. Jeff, just so you know, R. Kelly was guilty of messing with underage women.
Speaker: The trafficking part is going to come in because some of the women that he had who were underage, that were under contract, he went across state lines with them. Now, if they accused him of that. Oh, is that where the traffic got in there? Yeah. It's like we're riding in the car together. Yeah. Wasn't he messing around with, was it Sierra when she was underage? No. The story was Aaliyah. He will not talk about it. Oh, yeah. Aaliyah, not Sierra. Aaliyah. We all love the Aaliyah. Everybody loved Aaliyah.
Speaker: I don't like the story. I have my own theory on the marriage, but on their TV show, they actually said somebody did see the two of them having sex. I'm not going there with them. Rest in peace to a little bullshit. Leave the controversy alone. If it didn't force her, I don't have a question. If you did force her, that's my issue.
Speaker: If he forced the women, that's my issue. Let's be clear, those girls chase celebrities. We all fucking know this. However, it is your job as a grown adult. I'm talking to the male and the female. As a grown adult, you don't fuck with underage kids. You have no defense. I don't give a fuck if they down or not. I don't care if they want you or not. I don't care if they stalk you or not. No, God damn it.
Speaker: The controversy comes out so hard in these issues and no disrespect to you
Speaker: Everybody wants to get with somebody. You got to know what the law is against you before you motherfucking do it. This is true. We all got different cultures, we all got different backgrounds, we all got different religious, we all got different political views, we all got different morals, we all got different aspects. If a motherfucker doesn't want to, leave him the fuck alone. I'm talking to a bunch of people on the internet.
Speaker: If somebody says they don't want you, they're going to kill some of my bitches. Go find somebody else. There's 7 billion people in the world, and there are more women than men. If you're a man and you can't find somebody from one woman, you will find it from a motherfucking other that wants you. By the time you turn on the people who want you, it's that the people that you want, you're going to realize what's wrong with your ass. Let's go. No, here's the thing. I saw a poster, and it brought up an interesting subject. It says, Bob is drunk, Jane is drunk.
Speaker: They have sex. Bob goes to jail because she didn't, she couldn't consent. That's fucked up. Right? Fucked up. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Go ahead. What did you say? He's still putting it together. He's still putting it together, yeah. Bob is drunk. Jane is drunk. At a party. They have sex. Bob is drunk. Jane is drunk. I mean, they're, they're a lot of drunk, right?
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. And they have sex. Bob goes to jail because she couldn't consent. No. Well, we've talked about that on here. No, it's not statutory rape. It's not. Basically, it was at age. Kernel knowledge is under age.
Speaker: No, no, no. This had nothing to do with underage. This is just... I know. It's basically daybreak. It's difficult. It's something of a different specific. Karma knowledge is when they're underage and they're still down with your dumb ass. I learned that in the military. Spoil alert, you motherfuckers. We're in the military.
Speaker: carnal knowledge is in the UCMJ. Fuck you for fucking with underage women, with your dumb ass. You're going to corner and beat off and take all the criticism that comes with it. Fuck you. As long as you're in risk of raping nobody, or you're not doing none of that sexual assault shit, you're going to be good. But what Jeff is saying isn't underage. What Jeff is saying is basically, in 2022, what has happened in the world that we live in, ladies, listen up.
Speaker: because there's gonna come a fucking time when you're gonna be held accountable for your actions and the words that come out of your fucking mouth. In 2022, it has become so easy. Jody and I have been together for six months now. I can leave tomorrow and get home and having the cops knocking on my door. And I'm not saying she would do that. I'm just saying like, this is, yeah, exactly.
Speaker: the world. Yeah. In the world we live in. Automatically, you know, even though we've we've been together for six months, everything, I've been coming down here for for six months. She's been coming up there. Everything's been cool because she gets mad because I left the toilet seat up and or Jeff's wife even. Jeff's wife, they've been married for 10 **** years. Well, and there's been cases where this has happened where a wife has said her husband has raped her or sexually assaulted her and automatically, no questions asked
Speaker: So that's where, that's where, that's where Jeff's saying, you know, Frank is at a party, he's drunk and Sally's at a party and she's drunk and they have sex. Well, Sally technically didn't give consent. Well, at the time, yes, she did. Yeah, exactly. Don't tell me you haven't been at one of those parties where you and some lady are drunk. And next thing you know, she's got her top off sitting in your lap. At the time she gave consent. You gave consent. You're both drunk. You sure?
Speaker: Yeah, it both is Jody. Jody, if you did, do me a comment, please. I'm going to tell them something they don't realize. I know what you're going to I know what you're going to say. Well, the world doesn't. The world doesn't. But if you're willing to consent, but then you wake up. Let me speak. You wake up the next morning and you're like, oh, why did I do that? It's like it's kind of like the same thing.
Speaker: It's kind of like the same thing about all these dumb ass women being pissed off about the abortion row versus weight thing because they use abortion for birth control. Here's an idea. No, no. These women that are mad because they just can't go have abortion. Here's the thing. He said that I did. I did say it. I did say it because they're too stupid to play the condom birth control. Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker: Here's what happens with Roe versus Wade being overturned. It puts it into the state's decision. It's not like you can't get one. But Roe versus Wade didn't have to be overturned to do that because there's a lot of states where you can't have an abortion in them already.
Speaker: I got something to say. Tony's got something to say. I'll go for something to say. Tony's got something to say. I need to say it and click said it. You have sex with a drunk woman. She says yes. If you're both drunk. Wait, and you're both drunk. They don't believe you. Guess why. So I can't count her. No, no, no. Cops will literally say, cops and investigators will always say, you believe the victim.
Speaker: So I can't count her and say, I can't count her and say, no, she raped me. That's not the answer. I didn't give consent. I was drunk too. No. You want the answer? Yeah, go ahead. She was in the right state of mind, so you shouldn't have done it.
Speaker: that's the law no it's a double standard because like I say that if I'm fucking hammered she's fucking hammered we have sex why can't I say I'm looking at her I say to my she break me you can't by the law if you are not in the right state of mind she did not give you proper consent you took advantage of somebody who was under the influence
Speaker: That's the law. Look it up. We just got it. We just got it. That's in there. We just got it.
Speaker: He held it. The boss. She's going to jail. The program director of Nonsense called Nonsense. The executive producer. Yes, the executive producer. The executive producer, program director said stop talking politics. At the end of the day, if you're drunk, just go home with your cough. No, just go to sleep.
Speaker: No, go home and jerk off. Go home and jerk off. Absolutely. And then go to sleep. When you wake up and the two of you get back in touch with each other, then y 'all fuck. Yeah, but if you're drunk and you go home, jerk off before you go to sleep. Yeah, y 'all go to sleep like a fucking baby. Yeah, exactly. There's a reason why they don't sleep here.
Speaker: Not me. So she's still there? No, here's the thing. She ain't going to be there though. That's the thing. So I'm going to open up. Go home and jerk off because here's the thing. She might come in, stumbling into bed, and then you get in trouble. Side note, the boss did say that Tony is right about the right state of mind, but I still counteract that with why can't I say the same thing? We were both wrong. You can. That's the plan.
Speaker: Okay, so that, but again, and that comes back to the point. If you say that you're less than a man and you're going to know, but that comes back to the, that comes back to what I said at the very beginning of this. And we're going to go ahead and nip this in the button real quick until you women. And I'm specific, this is good. Tony, you don't have to say it's not you to Jeff. You don't have to say it's not you. This is good. And until you women are held accountable.
Speaker: for your false accusations. I kind of agree. And you're feeling, oh my God, I can't believe I had sex with that guy. Your regret is not lack of consent. What? Uh -oh, you're in trouble. That can what? Whoop, whoop, that's a sound of the police. Yeah, but they're not, but it's not gonna hold up the same way. It's just like, it's just like in a domestic violence case. You always believe the victim. Really? Because that's usually how it goes. How can you believe somebody? Look on social media.
Speaker: look on social media. You have a microphone. No, I know you can't but I mean look at social media. Look how easy it is for these women to. but you can't yeah if nobody can make both agree that they will not in the right state so then it's just just just throw it out right.
Speaker: prosecute and put that charge on a man if they both agree that they weren't interested. Yeah, legally, but in the public opinion, he's still labeled that. Look at Deshaun Watson. Legally, he was cleared of all charges, said that he did nothing wrong. Look at Johnny Depp, he didn't do anything wrong and he got lost $130 million from Disney.
Speaker: He said look at Johnny Depp. It wasn't even a sexual assault case. He was labeled. He was labeled. Hold on a second. Shut up. You guys are all pretty much right. Yeah. Well, okay. Johnny still went off pretty much. I'm trying to listen to cases where the woman has said, I don't remember what happened. And I can't say, okay, he did it. You know, I can do it like.
Speaker: you know, it's called memorandum where somebody will follow up and investigate but I can't put charges on somebody because she thinks. So, okay. Because you're going to go into the hospital room. Shut up, Jeff. Seriously, like we're trying to get information here for somebody who's like, so, hey, Mrs. Officer. Tony, Tony and Jeff are both going, hey, Mrs. Officer. Tony's going over. He's just going whoop, whoop.
Speaker: So if a man and a woman are at a party, they're both hammered, they have sex. She wakes up the next morning. She's like, oh my God, I can't believe I did this. I'm going to say, he raped me. She goes and gets a rape kit. Is there a difference? And I'm only asking this question, so don't judge me because I don't know. Is there a difference between regular?
Speaker: consensual sex and obviously if it's a rape and it's violent, stuff like that, there's gonna be a difference. So if they do a rape kit and then they come back and it's like, well, there's no signs of a rape. It just looks like normal sex. Can that stand in court if she pushes or? He's saying yes, she gave consent. Was she saying I'm so drunk? I don't remember.
Speaker: but he was so drunk. I'm excited. Both parties are so drunk because I mean that happens all the time. I mean college kids do that all the time. Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. Well thank you baby. We're all right in a way. We're all right in a way. So. She's awesome. She is awesome. She's amazing. Fucking love that woman.
Speaker: She does need a microphone. We gotta come on camera, she needs a microphone. Hey, Jodie, get a microphone. Get a goddamn microphone. We don't need you on camera, just get a microphone. Honestly, that's what I need to do. I just need to get her a wireless mic since she is the boss lady, the executive director of the show, and she's gonna mic it.
Speaker: Yeah. You will be the official troll of the nonsensical nonsense podcast who deserve the identity. We confirmed already who you are, so fuck anybody who has anything to say about you. We got your back. We wish them all the fucker would come after the three of us when it came to you for supporting the fuck out of us. I said it. Let's go. Oh, I told you.
Speaker: I met I met before we get sorry for the side track conversation. Wow. That's not where I thought this was going to be driving on the road or you're flying on a plane or you're sitting in the airport. This is the shit that helps motherfuckers pass time. I keep telling you keep your topless. But if we drift, we drift. We can always go back there. So I ain't worried about topics. No, you have to you provide goddamn it. We are random. That's going to be our new title from now on. Random content. She just got down the stairs. Thank you.
Speaker: You're welcome. Roll tide. Jesus Christ. I feel like somebody just impregnated their sister at this moment in time. Tony, you said roll tide. Hey, you're the one with the beer. I'm not the one screaming roll tide though. I have a beer does not mean I believe in incest. That's some Alabamians.
Speaker: I'm a quiet night in Alabama. If you kick a sister in the mouth, you'll hear a brother scream. Let them get you. How do you, how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you circumcise a Alabama fan and kick his sister in the jaw? I'm gonna let them get you. I ain't worried about them.
Speaker: I've seen deliverance. Trust me, I'm good with the bow and arrow. Fuck around and find out. We were talking earlier, it's the greatness of our show, but actually I want to do this real quick and then I want to go back to what Tony said about, say what you say about us, but fuck around with Jody and we all going to get on your ass. I want to get back to that.
Speaker: I think she's yelling at me, but I can't hear her all that well. What the fuck was that? That's not what I meant to do. Well, baby, I think it's maybe the TV that I'm hearing. She is getting the shit out of you, and I fucking love her. This is how it happens. I don't think she's distracting me. I hear the TV.
Speaker: I'm like, damn it, Jeff. Stop it. I should have never given you control. I should have never given you control. Now, here's a little truth. Open up your eyes while you're checking at the boom. Check the exercise. No. Tony, for the first time in our group chat, and I want to share this with everybody else because as I put in our group chat, my man is preaching the gospel right here. Well, I mean, he's not wrong, Tony. He is not wrong because I know people like that. Yeah.
Speaker: I personally, I've lived this world and I know it. I do live this world and I know it. Yeah. I mean, I do too. For the most part, I just be clear. If you all really want to end a whole bunch of racism, segregation and discrimination, you can pay attention to this shit right here. Take a listen to this. I know this to be true. Go for it. I want to know why 99 % of rednecks and black folks get along because we're literally the same fucking people. Some of it's just a little paler than others.
Speaker: You don't believe me? Here's some reasons why black people and rednecks are the same people. Number one, if you have our respect and we really fuck with you and you are really one of our close friends, ain't nobody better start no shit with you because they got problems with all of us. Number two, we mind our own fucking business.
Speaker: We got our own stupid shit day to day to deal with. We ain't trying to fuck with nobody else's stupid shit. Number three, we bad fucking picky about our food. Only certain people are allowed to bring certain things to family gatherings. And I got bad news. If you listen to this and you always get asked to bring the drinks and the forks and the plates and the spoons,
Speaker: You that motherfucker whose food is straight fucking trash to kinda be fucking up macaroni and shit. And number four, we don't need much to party. A few bottles of liquor, maybe some cold beer, some loud music, and BAM!
Speaker: I want to throw this out there to a lot of people who have thought that I was a sellout, to a lot of people who thought I was a pro -black enough, and to a lot of people who can go out and hang around too many white people. Let me give you something for Trump. And honestly, I don't want to tell you I'm a family, you tell me I'm a family, but I want to tell everybody for one more. You two gentlemen, do me a favor, be quiet. Let me tell y 'all folks something right here. I lived in Alabama for 20 years. I've been down here in Georgia for 10.
Speaker: I've been in the South most of my life. I will continually, continually, continually tell you. And see you come down here and you meet a motherfucker who you was taught was a redneck, who you taught was racist, who you taught was gonna be somebody against you. And you find out that they are not.
Speaker: There's not all of them, but there are quite a few. I'm going to say it again. It's not all of them, but there are quite a few. I have missed on white people that fucked my head up to my advantage without disrespected me or using me. I will not be racist. I cannot be prejudiced. The problem that I have with some white folks
Speaker: And I tell y 'all this, those of you who believe that black folks and other minorities need to be taking advantage over their less than you, let me be clear. Some of y 'all could be mad at black folks. I already got it. I know where all of the hate comes from. What we got to do is destroy it all together. A bunch of you need to listen to Jane Elliott. She's an older woman, but she was a smart fucking woman. She was a white woman who debooks any aspect of lives, racism, discrimination, segregation. Y 'all need to cut the bullshit. Every mother fucking last one of them, including me,
Speaker: Including me. I'm an old school New Yorker from the 70s and the 80s. We don't like them country motherfuckers because of everything we taught. Well, fuck my head up was when I got down and I found that it wasn't all of them. I'm not bullshitting nobody. If you've ever lived in the south or outside of your metropolitan area and went to the rural area and you met a motherfucker who wasn't racist, who wasn't going to take advantage of you, you understand. If you have not, you cannot understand.
Speaker: Well, that clip right there is the motherfucker. I've known motherfucker that invited me into their house, had beer with me, drank with me. I was about to get in a fight and they stopped me and protected me. I refuse to be racist. I've been damn near in fights with white folks with bills. Like these two summons of bitches right here stood right here with me and jumped in front and still letting me fight. I've known white women.
Speaker: that have wanted to get with me and to get a fuck with their parents. I refuse to be racist. Well, I'm going to say one thing. So fuck a racist motherfucker. Fuck that bullshit. The problem that we all have is the racist black or white people. Dick Gregory said it best. If you don't know people with trillions of dollars in the bacon, that's trillions with a T. T is in Tommy. T is in Tommy Jerry. T is in Top Gun. T is at the top of everything. If you don't know a motherfucker with trillions in the bank, you are mad at the wrong motherfuckers. I'm going to go.
Speaker: Well, I will I will I will say one thing. The southern thing has nothing to do with it and country is country. Don't matter where you're from. I know people from Ohio that are more country, more country and more southern than any motherfucker from the most southern backwoods place you will find in this country. What are you drinking? Oh, look at that. You take a goddamn fucking
Speaker: So it's not a southern thing. It's a country thing. It's not a country thing. You know what it is? It's an experience thing. You've got to have these things. And I will say this. I'm going to say this. I'm putting this up here for everybody. Where's your bill, God damn it? Put your cheer up. There you go. Cheers to all of y 'all. Go walk was good. If you're watching, put in the comments. Put cheers in the comments. I will say this. As a country pumpkin, I have lived in the street.
Speaker: I have lived in areas where I was the only white guy. I was the minority. I had motherfuckers who wanted to fight me. I had grown ass men when I was 12 years old that wanted to fight me because I was white. But I also had in that same neighborhood,
Speaker: black gentlemen, black men, black women that would stand in front of me. I've been to the country. I'm a country bunker. As I said earlier, I told Jeff before the show, I got another milestone in Jodi and I's relationship. I met her best friend tonight.
Speaker: And she calls me country Chris. She's a black lady. And she calls me country Chris. That's disrespectful. That's just funny. No, it's disrespectful. I don't know. Your new nickname is CC. I like it. I like it. When she came in and I met her, when Jody introduced us, we shook hands. She gave me a hug and she said, country Chris. And I was like, you know, it's not disrespectful thing at all to me.
Speaker: I am. I'm a country worker. And if you would have said it was, she would have tried to fix it. Yeah, no, no, no. When you accept it, you gain a nickname. And that goes to everybody everywhere. We all know. And that's the proof. You're getting a nickname. We get your real nickname off of you. That's how I am. I mean, I don't call anybody. There's very few people that, like, Tony is your name. But we all call you Tony D. It's my Tony abbreviation and my middle name. And that's what they used to call my name.
Speaker: My father was Tony, he used to call me little Tony. Everybody used to call me a little Tony, that's why I got it for him. My dad's side of the family called me Jay. My mom's side called me family. My dad's side of the family called me Jay because of our first names, our first name is James. Yeah, no, everybody. I'm James Junior, my oldest boy, he's James III. God damn it, I'm gonna keep it going. Jason is a Jay. I know, like everybody, everybody's always called me Clay. I mean,
Speaker: We, my entire, every teacher, every classmate. I think it took me almost a week before I found out your first name. When we first met. Yeah. No, everybody, even, even, even, even at my new job without me saying anything, they just called me Glick. And I was just told to go by. So, so, and I'm going to go by. Yes. No, I didn't, they didn't ask me. They just started, but that's just who I, what I've always gone by is always Glick.
Speaker: And I'm like that. I get people nicknames, you know what I mean? Like, you know, some people come with a nickname like Smoke. I mean, I don't know what Smoke's real name is. I don't know. I give him a nickname. He goes by another name, but I told him when he came on Haps, I was going to make a smoke because I just wanted to give him a Haps moniker, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, no, exactly. I don't need to know anything because he's always going to be smoke to me. He can he can call me tonight when we get into a podcast and be like, hey, by the way, my name is Bentley Cedric.
Speaker: I wish this before. I'd be like, no, it's smoke. Actually, I have a list of stuff I need him to bring down when he comes down next month. I was like, dude, I got a list for you, so I'm waiting for him to email me. It was cool to get to meet Jody's best friend. And that goes back to what Tony said, because that's her ride or die. That's her, you know. That's like Jody meeting me. Yeah.
Speaker: Jody said she was like that one that if we got to put ski mask on, we're going to put ski mask on. And I seen how different Jody was with her than what she's been like with her family and stuff like that. Nothing in a bad way or anything like that. But it was just a different side and it was like, oh, that's another side of you that I like. But so
Speaker: and that's what I told you. This is exactly how Jeff is. I said, Jeff's that guy. I mean, even though he's in Cancun, Jeff's that guy. Tony is that guy. Even though I've only known Tony for, you know, about a year, almost two years now. So, I'm going to say, almost a year. Almost a year. So, my God, a year and a half. Tony's becoming that guy. You know, what's good, Bernie? You know, uh, hey, Bernie. Smokes that guy. Fucking smokes that guy, man. I mean, smoke and I'm talking and he's told me like, dude, you had my back and I didn't didn't even
Speaker: know you that well. So that's spoke volumes. Yeah, that's everybody. I mean, I met you. You was crazy. But I want to show me crazy. No. Snack. Or I'm not even actually go back to nicknames. I'm not even click anymore.
Speaker: I'm nonsensical. Like, yeah, you did do that. Yeah, I'm nonsensical. It's like, no, I'm quick. Toni did that too. I was like, no, I'm quick. Nonsense. Nonsense is the show. I'm the host of the show, but I'm not whatever. I'm not sensible. Whatever. I'm not sensible.
Speaker: I was trying to think I've only had two nicknames and one of them caught on really big. I was called Thumper. Actually, no, no, I remember that. I remember that because there were some of the girls that were from Clear Fork that were in cause and different classes of horticulture. They called you Thumper. And I remember that because we made fun of you.
Speaker: Yeah. And like, it all came down to the way the nickname came around was because of. If you scratching behind his ear and stomping foot. No, no, actually. My first day. I divorced him. I know. Trust me. I know. I divorced him. Trust me. You get it right there in that sweet swaddies.
Speaker: My first day when I did competition cheerleading, it was me and 26 girls. I was nervous and we were doing what's called a basket toss where four people standing around a girl jumps in the middle and then we tired 20 feet in the air. And I'm getting ready. And we had a spring floor. So it's like a foot off the ground, but it's the whole thing spring loaded. And I was nervous and I've shaken my foot.
Speaker: And after about the fourth time, one of the girls looked over to it. Hey, supper. Quit fucking bouncing your foot. You know what? At least they gave you a masculine name. Yeah, exactly. I was like, at least it's a boy. Have you seen Bambi? He was named after the rabbit from Bambi. Yeah, but rabbits, rabbits, rabbits. That's a male rabbit. At least they named him Bams.
Speaker: My mom said, if you don't have anything nice to say, then you shouldn't say anything. My grandmother said, if you don't have nothing nice to say, come sit by me. I knew a lot of people like that. My grandmother used to say it all the time, you got nothing nice to say. I had a buddy of mine, when I was growing up, his granny, she used to say that shit.
Speaker: She'd say, come here, Christopher. And what would? She's like, I know you got something to say. Come here. So besides me, Christopher, she'd pull out her fucking pipe. Yeah, because she smoked the pipe. Hey, women that smoke the pipe, push your ass. That was always Granny. She always called me.
Speaker: She lived with my buddy's parents. She lived with my buddy's parents. And every time I came in the house, she's one of few people in my life that's called me Christopher. And I haven't felt like, oh, that's not my name. But I come in, and every time she's like, come here, Christopher. And she always had something to tell me. That's how you know you're in trouble, too, because you called me. Well, yeah.
Speaker: No, but she'd always say, come here, Christopher. I got something to tell you. It was always some off the wall bullshit that would make me laugh. Got a rest her soul. She was an amazing woman. She used to kill me. She could cook like nobody's business either.
Speaker: Well, on the way to school, we drive from Clearport to Knox to go to building trades and shit. And me and a couple of boys would stop at my grandmother's house because she lived in Frederick town. And we'd leave, we'd get there a half hour before we had to leave and she'd have breakfast ready for us. That woman is good. God damn, Jeffrey. What was your memory? Like 1500 years old? Probably.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jeff's Jeff's mom and dad were like 90 when they had him. He was their 22nd kid. My dad. My dad is going to be 75 this year. Oh, **** Yeah. How was your win with it? Mm hmm. Your mom and dad. Wait a minute. Oh,
Speaker: Yeah, it was because they were young when they had your brother because your dad's only going to be 75. I thought your dad was older than that. No, I literally just found this out there. So they were younger. My sister just turned 45. Yeah, but your brother, how was your older brother? Well, my older brother is 10 years older than me, I think. You know what? Maybe that's for my dad's first marriage. Maybe, maybe I'm just going back to still thinking like when we was kids, we remember when we was kids and Tony, you can probably attest to this.
Speaker: And, you know, and I'm going through this right now with my kids. Where we thought like 30 was old. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, my kid said to me today, dad, you're old. And, and, and, and, and that generation of parents back when we were kids, they lived a lot rougher life than we did. Well, here's the kicker. Jeff, you said you thought they looked older. What's that? You said you're 41. Yeah. Cause I was 34 when you were born. He's not that old.
Speaker: Yeah, I could have swore Jeff's parents were like 75 when we graduated. Let me tell you, I was 41 when Jason was born. I'm an old father. We know. We're not arguing with you on that, Tony. Nobody's here. What is it? Jeff says that he's always wrong when he says it. I could agree with you, but we'd both be wrong.
Speaker: It's kind of like, you know, he always says that at the wrong time. It's kind of like Tony telling me I'm jealous. They're like, I don't think either one of you know how those. Not anymore. You're not. I'm only jealous. I'm only jealous. I'm also jealous about. You're not jealous anymore. This is this is very true, Tony, but I'm only jealous about one thing. Really jealous that you got your belt before I got mine and I still don't have my belt.
Speaker: But, yeah, you see what my comments were, you see what I told you. I said, I called him a fake ass champion.
Speaker: And he was like, when you're on his many shows as I am and doing as many broadcasts as I do. And I was like, well, if you're as good as me, you would only have to be on one like I am. All I had to say to you was, I will give you a more consistent broadcast than you have a plan to have as you do. Because even though I did so many on HAPS,
Speaker: You have a continuous amount of content as much as I was trying. One thing I really worry about is, whenever I start, how long would I keep it going? I didn't plan on being this long, and it has grown. My concern is - Honestly, I didn't think Jeff was gonna be all around this long. I thought Jeff, it's not we, it's Jeff. I thought Jeff would do maybe 10 episodes and then be like, oh boy.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: and also and also and also between and between the twenty years of us graduating or anything else or whatever and everything in between, it would be the random Jeff would message me. Hey, dude. What's up? I have this money making plan. We're going to make so much money. I'm like, Jeff, you're a fucking idiot. He's like, yeah, I know. And then we would talk for a couple of months.
Speaker: And then he would disappear again. Hey, you can call yourself a Houdini, but you're not a Houdini until you graduate of people who find you on social media years later and freak out because they thought you were dead to the point where some people actually cried when they found me on Facebook because they were told there is a story. There was a rumor going around at East Knox that I was dead. I died.
Speaker: Nobody knew how I died. There were stories. I was eaten by an alligator. I was eaten by a shark. I found a T -Rex and I lost. I went to space and I saved the world from an alien invasion. I don't know what the hell happened. All I know is I died.
Speaker: I was on a track team, and I threw shot put in discus. Which was kind of funny, because everybody else on the shot put in discus team were twice, three times my size. I did it because I had to do a sport, or I'd go fucking crazy. And I was like, shot put in discus, that's easy. And during practice, I got hit with a shot put. 12 -punch shot put, I got hit right here. Oh, shit.
Speaker: And like quarter inch to the left, I'd have been dead. And by the time I got back to school on Monday, you know, this is a Friday night. I got hit, went to the hospital, got checked out, had a slight concussion. I got back to school and everybody heard, heard that I'd been shot. Right.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know how the story started. I don't know how the story started. I don't know who started. I don't know how it got concocted or anything like that. But when Facebook first came about and I got on Facebook and people from high school started finding me.
Speaker: Some people that knew, they had my cell phone number, some guys that I stayed in touch with. But as people from high school, even up till like last year, somebody added me and they're like, dude, we heard you were dead. And I'm like, what? I don't like people who say, you still alive, motherfucker? I do have people who say that. I'm like, wait, what? And they're like, yeah, we heard you died. And I'm like, no.
Speaker: you guys know me like like last time I checked uh yeah I'm still alive and breathing like you guys know me you didn't know that it's just not some random shit's gonna it's gonna but the fact that one of them was a rumor that you got eaten by an alligator
Speaker: Well, I don't know if you're actual. I will fight a kangaroo, which means somebody along the line said, would you fight an alligator? He said, let's do this. Let's get it on. And then he gets eaten by an alligator. I think I would fight an alligator. And I think I would have an easier time with an alligator as opposed to a bear or a kangaroo. Do me a favor. Let's go to break. I appreciate doing so.
Speaker: And alligator to the list, Jeffrey. I want to give a shout out to TF Toys Attic on Instagram. Motherfucker, you are killing me. What do you say? This dude has every damn transformer. Why don't you just give this man a shout out? I'm sorry, because you got to see what he's got. He got all the transformers. He's got the GoBots and every obscure 1970s cartoon that nobody's ever heard of. He transformed Washington.
Speaker: I do. I don't know if you can on here, but you need to add this for when someone's in. You can add someone with this to our staff so we can just... Email to me.
Speaker: man. I'm gonna need you to get your audio straight. Do you need me to play the song? No, you're gonna get a YouTube strike, you know. I literally love it but it didn't. No, no, no, no, no. That, okay, first and foremost, we are gonna take a break but first and foremost, she has had her own song since the first time. I know. Before she had before, before I met her or yeah, before or after. Either way, she has her own song.
Speaker: I don't need your help. Yes, you do. And if I need to refresh your guys' memories, I'll look it up during the break and I'll refresh your memories. You need our help. You need our help. I don't need your help. I don't need the sound of the police whoop whoop. You need our help. No. We got you. Little Wayne has it covered. Little Wayne has it covered. We, we, we, we, we, we, we. This officer is perfect.
Speaker: We are going to take a real quick break. Got a little black top motion for you guys as always. Speaking of black top Joe, Mojo, gentlemen. Black top Jody, I heard you. I was thinking about her. That's not me. I was thinking about her. Speaking of black top Mojo, as we get ready to go to break, they are in Ohio.
Speaker: in September. I see that. They are in Columbus on September 6th and they are in Cincinnati on September 7th. It will be the perfect time to get an interview.
Speaker: I think I might be sick from the fifth to the ninth already. There is a new variant. There's a new variant. I'm just saying I'm going to reach out to Matt and see if I can go. Hey, can I get it free? Can I get it free? Can a brother get in for free? Come hang out with you guys. We are the reason why you guys get bigger.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you may not know it but you know, it's not the one thing. If it wasn't for us, then nobody would listen to you guys. All two of our followers. They were they were torn before you broadcasted them.
Speaker: Shut up, Tony. Jesus Christ. We are going to take a real quick break. We do got a little Blacktop Mojo for you guys where the wind blows. If you guys have not ever heard of Blacktop Mojo, check them out wherever you stream music and on all social media at BlacktopMojo. And we'll be back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Electric eyes Yeah, they pulled me away She said I got you There's no tears Don't come with me I know where you wanna go
Speaker: You never know In the middle of the sunshine Last in the starlight Any place or anytime
Speaker: God it kills all I finally see The hateful pale enlightenment Stay away on our dreams Anywhere you wanna go Anywhere the wind blows
Speaker: Always high and ever -long In the middle of the sunshine Washed in the starlight Any place or any time
Speaker: you
Speaker: The sunshine, who asked you to start lying? Any place or anytime
Speaker: hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I'm sorry. Our **** boy. I want it only. Cam AKA kill a cam AKA chucked out and lay you down. Get your **** out. His goopy ass scrawny five foot four nothing.
Speaker: and I wish I would've got this sooner. So, I guess, I'm just gonna try to show you on the camera. This dumb son of a bitch. Got sunburnt like a motherfucker, isn't it? He lives in Charleston. Right. He's lived in the south most of his life. While you are still getting sunburnt, I don't know. Yeah, if you ain't learned, hold on. Look at this goofy bastard. We learned to put on sunscreen.
Speaker: Tony to that all I have to say is goldfish goldfish I Have one other thing to say to Cameron sunburn before I get into all my bullshit
Speaker: Oh my God, Cameron. You silly son of a bitch. Now back to our regularly scheduled broadcast. Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, everybody. All you guys are enjoying the first hour of the show.
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Speaker: Let me go ahead and put it out there. All the colors are hanging out on the corners. Everybody's sitting out in the street. We ain't got nothing to do. If you want to be safe, you just want to hang around your hobbies. You don't have money to go nowhere. Listen to the podcast while you're on the street corner. Everybody's sitting there tripping out. Let's talk some real shit. You can drop comments in the show while we're talking out real shit. Give us your input on what we're talking about and straighten everything out. Jay Money's in the motherfucking house. Camera set.
Speaker: Cameron said I put sunscreen on. Thank you very much. Just didn't reapply it. Motherfucker. I think you can use your fucking sunscreen with oil. God damn Crisco. Look, I've seen lobsters not as red as your ass. And that came from a white guy. What's going on, Jay? This motherfucker.
Speaker: I had to. It was too easy. You ain't got to put it in the street corner. If you're around your neighborhood, you don't have a lot of money. You don't want to go anywhere. Do yourself a favor. Get money. What's up, you sexy son of a bitch. Pizza. Go grab a hot dog. Go grab a burger. Go sit at the bar. And don't forget to grab your beer. Go watch a game. And if shit's boring, y 'all ain't got nothing to talk about. Listen to us and contribute to the broadcast. Trust me, we will give you something to talk about.
Speaker: We gotta sit around and don't have nothing to do because we don't have money to go anywhere. Turn the podcast on. Drop a comment in the link. All that good stuff. We could be on Facebook, Twitter, Twitch, Instagram, YouTube, Tikitake, Tikitake, Tikitake. Tony, I have a question. As in New York. I get to be Tony's role. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do you do? Tony, I have a question. As in New York. As in New York.
Speaker: I don't know if Tony's really a New Yorker anymore. Watch your mouth. Watch your mouth. Tony's New Yorker status has been revoked. Watch your mouth. You've been in the South too long.
Speaker: Marguerite's on Jamaica Avenue. We've had this discussion. All New York pizza is the same thing. It's hardcore. Marguerite's on Jamaica Avenue has the best pizza in the world. We have better pizza in Ohio. Stand in front of the corner with the lights on in front of every major news channel and fight you because of how good that pizza is. We have better pizza in Ohio. I don't know, man. I had some pizza the other day that was pretty damn good.
Speaker: Margarita and Jamaica time is the best piece of pepperoni pizza you will ever have in your fucking life. It's the best piece of cheese pizza you will ever have in your fucking life. It's not hard to compete when your pizza that you're known for is cardboard with grease and pepperoni and cheese. It's not cardboard. It's flexible. It'll hang over the top like a wet cardboard. It's wet cardboard. That's what the grease is for. So many cardboard.
Speaker: It ain't no joke. I mean, it's high. I've had it. It ain't no joke. It's all right. I've had New York pizza. It's high. My son and my stepdaughter, when we went to New York in, I believe it was 2015, my dad grabbed them, took them over there and grabbed some of these. They both came back like, oh my God. New York pizza is kind of like, I'm going to use myself. It's kind of red. I'm going to use myself as an example. New York pizza is kind of like,
Speaker: you know, I'm left -handed. So, you know, jerk off left -handed. You know, sometimes I jerk off right -handed. It's not your, it's not the same, but it'll do in a pinch, I guess. Well, no, but that brings me to my next question. I'm just, I'm just fucking with you New Yorkers. Before you get your butt, before you get your feelings are, I am not the biggest fan of New York style pizza.
Speaker: but I understand. I understand it is a good pizza. It's not a lot right there, Jay. Good God. I like a thick crust pizza. So, I mean, I understand. Y 'all's pizza is good. I understand what you're saying but it goes back to personal preference. I just say dumb shit about y 'all's pizza because I like to fuck with Tony. Okay. My next question. I mean your cardboard with grease and you're being executed
Speaker: my last meal and I made an executed case of Budweiser, probably an outlaw from Outback. Yeah. I case of Budweiser, 24 ounce medium rare steak, three and a half pound baked potato and a salad. I made an outlaw from all of them. I need an outlaw steak dinner. All three of us said steak. Yes. But I would, I would contest. I want to cook it myself, but I'm getting fucked up.
Speaker: I'm getting fucked up. So and I'm going to and I'm going to I'm going to eat heavy and I want the salad because I know what salad does to my body. So when you electrocute me salad before he does while he's in jail. Oh, no, no, I know. I know. I know. I know what salad does to me. So if you're going to electrocute me or whatever you're going to do to me, when you if you electrocute me, I'm painting the walls with my shit. What the fuck is thinking? I'm going to wash this down with a glass of milk.
Speaker: for a gallon of milk. I want to know what Tony just got on his phone. Tony's got a nudie pick from the Womx. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks like that. That
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, I like Tim's. I like Tim's way better than that, because that's just a typical Jay comment. That's just a typical Jay comment, because he's mad. He's jealous. Jay is just jealous. Wow. But that right there, right there, Tim is always fascinated with what he's talking about. Yes. Yes. I feel like Tim's like, yeah, he plays roulette with our podcast. He spins the wheel, and he's like,
Speaker: tune in or not tune in. Tune in or not tune in. Tune in. Whoo. I thought about something fucked up. What else is new? Glick is compared to masturbating with the opposite hand to New York Pizza. Son of a bitch if that's not a winner. The stranger. It's not even the stranger. It's just. No, the stranger. You gotta sit on your hand first. Yeah. Yeah. It's not even the stranger. It's like fuck. I broke my leg. Holy shit.
Speaker: I'm telling you, Tim, if you're alright, I'm telling you, don't sit on it. Don't nothing. Just just just change it up. I'm telling you, you're going to feel dirty. You're going to feel dirty in the morning. You're going to feel like you cheated. I'm just saying.
Speaker: I don't know if I'm looking at my phone. I usually have my phone in my right hand. So, you know, I'm. Are you left or are you left or right handed? I'm right handed. No, you don't want to actually hold on a second. Oh yeah, that is accurate. That is right. Yeah, I'm left handed. Well, I'm left handed. So, do I? Hold on a second. That's what I said. It depends on what I'm having.
Speaker: I'm left handed, but I use my right hand. So I would have to use my left hand. And then I feel all dirty and feel like I did something wrong. How are you an adulterer if you don't know which hand you use? I don't understand you. How is that an adulterer? I'm ambidextrous. You know, wherever I am, when the mood strikes me, I just, you know,
Speaker: Tony, Tony, Tony, let me ask you, let me ask you a question, Tony. Oh, shit, here we go. Because Tony won't ever admit to jerking off because of Tony, so. I am not from the generation who talks about it. Once again, I've jerked it twice since we've been here. You're a generation that talks about it. Calm down, we all do it. Shut up. OK. What was the last time, Tony? Anybody says they don't do it as a fucking liar. Jesus Christ. You see what Tony said?
Speaker: don't think I haven't, Tim. What was the last time you was physically with a woman? It's been a while for the record. So you jerk off instead. I put myself into an overseas mindset where sex is not the first thing on my mind. So in other words, you jerk off and it doesn't matter if there's a roof full of guys because you're all doing it at the same time. It's not gay. I mean, it's just a, you know,
Speaker: You know, for the record, I have not been with a woman in about two years. So you jerk off a lot more. But also state for the record, and may I impose upon myself and go against any type of legal advice? He's probably jerking off right now. As far as incriminating myself, let me go against any legal advice and say this very much so. I've had enough sex while I could take this time. Oh, horseshit. I'm calling your bluff. OK. OK. I'm calling your bluff.
Speaker: there's no way. This is on all social media platforms. Okay. So, so, so is the only one and Jeff, I only say this because your wife's out of the country. The hemisphere. The time. Yeah. She's in a top. She's in a completely different side of the equator. Yeah, right. No, no. I'm the only one in here. We'll just say on a regular basis.
Speaker: I still jerk off. Exactly. Dude, my wife can be in the next room. I'll still rub one out. So Tony, Tony's like, I'm not going to say I jerk off because of my jerk off. He's going to be used against me in the law. And he says they don't rub one out as a fucking liar. He's probably rubbed one out four times. You know, you know he rubs at least. You know he rubs.
Speaker: during the break. That's what he's doing. You know, you know, he does it. You know, he does it at least four or five times. Who wants everybody out here? When I went to the desert in 2003. There's a new comment tonight. Tim, Tim strikes again. Tony's looking at my beard doing it right now. Look, he had to leave the screen. He was like, oh.
Speaker: between basic training and deployment, one thing that hit me was that should be the last thing on your mind based on everything else you got to do. I'm killing everybody and jerking off at the same time.
Speaker: I'm not doing it. Give me, give me a fucking, give me an LSG with a fella. The last thing on your mind is who you're going to sleep with because you need to hear that. I'm spraying his brain and yanking and cranking. Give me, give me an LMG with a belt for you. They call me short in the army now. I was like, I get Clyde's best stuff.
Speaker: For me, that's what I can do. I can sit down for a minute if I got more pressing issues, which I have had. So I actually kind of stress myself out to where I don't worry about it. Where you need to jerk off because that's what the stress... What I need to do is do it with... Like I said, like I said...
Speaker: Boy, y 'all gonna make me say some shit. Give me one of those tank mounted machine guns with the belt feed. I got that in one hand and the other hand. I'm spraying and spraying and cranking and yanking. Wow. Spraying and spraying and cranking and yanking, boys. Wow. Because if I was in jail, I wouldn't be worrying about sleeping with nobody else.
Speaker: Yeah, but if I was in jail, I mean, yeah, but you know, the build up is not good, man. I mean, when it comes out, I mean, because all of a sudden, all of a sudden the breeze burst blows the wrong way. And you're like, I need to go home. I was, I was, I was carrying a ladder and it touched me. I have to leave. Don't worry about it.
Speaker: Don't let me explain you'll fire me. But not the pain. At the end of the day, it's a release. The release is priceless. Absolutely. The release is priceless. Absolutely. I know. Don't get me wrong. You feel dumb doing it. Plus at the end of the day, men and women, we all do it. It's a stress relief. We all do it. It's a stress relief. It helps lower your blood. But actually, at the end of the day, it is mentally, physically,
Speaker: Mentally and physically healthy. To do. It is absolutely biologically necessary. So you're saying you've done it. No, I have not said that. I can confirm a lot of facts against it. I just have not said that I've done it. He does say that. Jeff. Does thou protest too much? He does it. He's like I said. I've done it twice since we sat down here, boys. I mean, come on.
Speaker: He does it to my beard. You didn't even wash your hands. It started vaping after you did it. Jesus Christ. He does it right now. He's doing it right now. Look at his arm. Look at his arm. He's doing it right now. No. Look at him. Oh, Glick's beard. Oh, Glick's beard. Oh, not a sense of beard. Look at Tony's, Tony's, shiny hair.
Speaker: You're welcome, sir. I'm glad I can help. I'm here to get back. It's not all fun and games here. I'm here for charity and stuff.
Speaker: You guys want to see? No, Jay. No. No. Stop. Just stop. Do something with Jay, please. No, you know we can't. You know we can't. Just something with Jay, please. Just do it live. We've seen you do lives. Your lives are usually like that other. I think he was talking about rubbing one out the live. Oh, yeah. Go to OnlyFans. Somebody will pay you. I was going to say, your lives are usually like the other.
Speaker: a goofy ass minority that's so high or drunk that can barely put us in. I'm told you I asked. What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What are they going
Speaker: I don't know how she sleeps through my loud ass. I fell asleep on the other day and they said, I sound like an elephant. No, I went to, I went out there during the break. I was going to pop out there and give Journey a kiss. She was sleeping. She was sleeping. Got the tablet, got the podcast playing. She's passed that law. She's 10 feet, 15 feet away from me.
Speaker: sound asleep. That's a good that's a good sign though. That's that's comfort. She's comfortable. Yeah. Yeah. But my wife does the same thing when she's sitting on the couch. Less than 10 feet away. Boy. Man, that's a sweet spot. We get on the couch and she put she puts she puts her head in my lap. Five minutes max and I'm not talking sexual. Five minutes back. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: She is a light sail out and I'm in heaven. I am absolutely in heaven. She's comfortable. Boy, I'm in heaven. But she's starting to sleep, baby. We can't do that on my couch. Ours has a center console, which is the only thing that I'm kind of pissed about when we bought this couch. Where's my man at? Where's my man, Mr. Love Balladat?
Speaker: Yeah. No, dude. That's uh man. Oh. Oh, I think it sucks. It's going to be like three more weeks before I get to see her again after tomorrow. Yeah. It looks like just randomly popped down here on the day during the week. Then I got stabbed. I got yelled at because I got her a uh Under Armour gift card today because she said she wanted to buy workout clothes but she had other stuff to take care of.
Speaker: So, I bought her another armored gift card and I said, go buy you some workout clothes. You know what you should have done is just give her an old t -shirt. Look here. Now, you have a workout gown. No, she doesn't work. No, she doesn't work out now. No, I don't actually know what she was. No, but that's that was one of the questions I had for you, Chris, has she stolen any of your sweaters yet? She actually does have one of my hoodies. Uh I the first time I came down, I brought her a hoodie down. Do you remember
Speaker: in high school, I had that track and field jacket. No. Yeah, like the windbreaker. Tony, just so you know, I never heard around you. You also have to remember Tony had been graduating for like 30 years when we were in high school.
Speaker: Well played, Cody. Well played, sir. Cheers to you. She got off the plane, and she said, I had to put on your jacket. And I was like, wait, what jacket? And she showed me. I was like, you took my fucking jacket? You still have that thing? Fuck yeah. Still fits, too. It's great. It's waterproof. I don't know where my Letterman jacket is. I never had one. I had one.
Speaker: I have two letters, but I don't, I never bought the jacket. I got a letter for trial form shot in disc. I did get a letter. I got a letter for track and I got a letter for wrestling. I also got a letter for drafting on it and doing a 90 degree draft on a dick. I didn't play football. Did you get one for football? Yeah, I had one for football. I had multiple ones for football. I didn't do it to show up. Get one for football.
Speaker: I had a couple for football. I had some for baseball. When y 'all were younger, did you ever watch track and field events on the Olympics? I was in track and field. Did you ever hear of a guy named Andre Kaysen? No. You ever heard of a football player named Matt Darby? No. Did you play for the Bills? What was the first name you said? I think Andre Kaysen.
Speaker: Yeah, no, okay, yeah, I've heard of Casey. You've heard of Andre Casey? Yeah. He went to my high school before I got there. That motherfucker would fly. That was a running, he is a legend in the city. That dude was a... No, I had a couple of letters for football plus conference championship patches and state, not state championships because we always got screwed.
Speaker: fucking Catholics. No, I'll say why because in Ohio Catholic private schools could recruit and you have. Yeah. So you would have guys that live two, three hours away that were going to these schools and they were basically college district. Yeah. Yeah. They were basically college football programs. Let me ask you a question. Isn't Notre Dame in Ohio? Notre Dame is in Indiana.
Speaker: There is a Notre Dame here, but it's not the Notre Dame. Yeah, the Notre Dame is in... There's a... What's it called? Something green. What's the college up there, Chris? I wouldn't say Green Bay, but it's not Green Bay. It's...
Speaker: You got Bowling Green. Bowling Green. Bowling Green, home of the Fighting STDs. Yeah, no shit. No, Tony, Tony, I say that, but Bowling Green had one of the highest STD rates in America and the country. So we, we called them Bowling Green, home of the Fighting STDs. Um, but yeah, no, I had, I had letters and patches.
Speaker: I don't know what happened to my Letterman jacket. Uh my my class ring is I never got one of those either. I didn't. My class ring is somewhere in the Cocosene River. Nice. I never bought one cuz I was I don't I don't I don't know where it's at at this point because it's been 20 plus years since we graduated but it's somewhere in the Cocosene River. So, if anybody if anybody is listening and I say this because I posted on
Speaker: even though, even though a couple of you old biddies hate it. So eat my asshole. There's a reason for you not to hate, not to like our podcast. Uh, if any of you are listening to the East Knox alumni page or the East Knox, uh, page and your metal detecting or whatever you may be doing and you're at the, it goes in and you come across the class ring that says Glick, let me know. Greatly appreciate it. It was thrown into the river by some dirty whore that got mad at me when
Speaker: She fucked around with another guy from another school that then got mad at me. What the hell is he? Probably next to the ring in the river. No comment. But he's probably still living in the same hometown wearing his varsity jacket and his class ring at the local bar talking. Talking about that one time in junior high when he got a sack because that's what
Speaker: 90 % of the, okay, let me rephrase it. We'll say 70 % of the assholes that I went to high school with that never left our area that are still pretending like they are something important because they did one thing one time. One time freshman year of high school. Meanwhile, I had baseball letters and baseball stuff and
Speaker: Last time I heard, I still hold two records in baseball at my high school. Really? Most times hit in the season by a ball and most stolen bases in the season. You've been hit by balls, is what you're telling us. Tony, I've been hit by balls, my friend. I still have my building trades jacket, Chris.
Speaker: We have building trays, you guys. Yeah, we ordered them. We ordered our uniforms. Oh, yeah, I don't have any of that. I had it. I had it here. But I think I left it in the cab. Because I got one. And I took it off. Easy Furby. So it's somewhere here with Cancun Furby. I got some meat in it. I got some meat in it.
Speaker: Yeah, well, they're arguing. God. Jesus fucking build the wall. Build the fucking wall. Like I said, I got my brother and sister -in -law here. Do it. And, uh. I was like, hey, Tim, if I played hockey, I would have probably been that guy, too. But we didn't have hockey up here. Yeah, exactly. Chris was taking the skate off trying to stab you with it.
Speaker: I did. I did hit a pitcher with a stonehold stunner one time. He threw three pitches and I thought he was going to walk me. Three balls. He threw him outside of the batter's box. I'm left -handed as I said. And then the fourth one he threw, he fucking beamed me and hit me right in the fucking shoulder. So I charged the mound.
Speaker: full odds kicked him in the stomach and then once he was hunched over, I was like, yeah, whatever. It took my face like nothing happened. Stop screaming. I'm gonna stop. You can hang it up, bro.
Speaker: Go out there and fucking kill one of them. Set an example. Set one of them on fire. Literally, before I started the show, I announced everybody, look, I'm going live. 30 seconds later, TV starts going up higher. Go set one on fire. Set an example. Probably the one who's wearing 35 gallons of cologne because he'll blow up the quickest.
Speaker: it's not your kit. So, Wow. and you owe him anyways. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm
Speaker: that Godfather Tony Soprano mentality, man. I'm telling you, Tony Montana. Speaking of which, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh yeah, James Tom. And the guy that was on the Sopranos, one of the guys that was on Sopranos, a white haired guy. I can't remember his name. He died as well. Oh yeah, Tony Sorroco. Yeah, Torroco died. Yeah.
Speaker: But James Khan, I actually got the notification. That's true. I was on the phone with a client. I was like, oh, dude, did you hear? James Khan died. And then the guy and I sat there talking about it. Pauli Wallace. Yeah, as I was going to say, Pauli Wallace. That's the thing. No, I haven't watched the new menus. That's the thing. All the news feed and breaking this and that and the other thing.
Speaker: And everything that came out about James Khan, it was all about his role in Godfather. Yeah. But I really did forget that he was in there because he was so much younger. I didn't recognize him. But that was the thing. That's not even his most well -known role. No, dude, he was amazing in health. In who? Health. Well, Ferrell, he played his dad. Jeff? James Khan played his dad. But watch the movie Misery.
Speaker: I got a better one for you. I got a better one for you. Honestly. James Con was great and everything. Plus his son.
Speaker: He's awesome. Good morning, boys. Good morning. Yeah, he played the
Speaker: Yeah. But he was in, he was in Hawaii Five -O, the reboot. The reboot with old boy from going to 60 seconds. Was there Ryan Gosling, I think? No, not Ryan Gosling. No, no, no, no, no. Hawaii Five -O, the TV show. Yeah, there was a guy that used to be on, going to 60 seconds, he was on it. The movie, Asian?
Speaker: That's Scott Kahn. Yeah, Scott Kahn. Scott Kahn wasn't gone in 60 seconds. He played the guy that could quote unquote drive anything. TV shows, what's his name cast? I always forget that he was tweeted. Yeah, that's his son. That's his son. Yeah, it's not the Michael B. Jordan mistake. Oh, you know what? You know who Chief McBride is? The guy that plays Lou Grover in the Hawaii Five -O?
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, I like Lou. I like her. He was in Gone in 60 Seconds. Yeah, he was in Gone in 60 Seconds. That dude, Chief McBride, he's done a lot of damn movies, too. You know that, right? Who was he in Gone in 60 Seconds? He was, um, he had the hat. What was his damn name in that movie? Shit. Hat? Yeah, when you watch Gone in 60 Seconds, you'll see him. When Memphis and his brother got into an argument, he was like, this is why I don't do business with family.
Speaker: Oh, okay. Yeah. He's the one that he was, he was a dry red instructor. Yes. And he was also, he should have been one of the movies who he was, should have been one of the guys who put in like that guy category because of the TV movies he's been in. He's one of the guys we slept on. He was in paid in full undercover brother hoodlum. I didn't know he was in I robot. Yeah, he was good in I robot. I ain't gonna lie. Oh my God. Let's go to prison. He killed me on that movie.
Speaker: Oh my God, that movie cracks me up. Holy shit. He said, yummy. I said, oh, that's nasty. Well, if they merlot out of the toilet, what the fuck? But Kyle was also the one that said they're racist shit on the godfather. That's why I tried to forgive him.
Speaker: There's a famous quote that's very interesting. At the time, and for the character, I got it, but still. Yeah, I mean, it was like Godfather takes place in the 40s and 50s, all the way through the 70s. Back in the 80s. No, Godfather III goes into the 80s. It does.
Speaker: They made a full Godfather in the 40s, did they? They made a full one. The 40s is part two. Part two takes place in the 40s because you see DeMiro playing Marlon Mando's character. I did see it on cable. I saw it on cable. They made a Godfather IV. I just didn't hear about it. Yeah, it was probably the past 10 years. You get a chance to Google it.
Speaker: I want to see that remastered one. Chris was talking about where they they put it in. Yeah, I was going to say, I was going to say, did they make it Godfather for is it or is it the remastered one that they that they that they edited and they and they put all three movies basically in chronological order so it it bounces around but it's all right. No, it's not. It's not journey because
Speaker: She might have ghost disease in her house. You got ghost disease in your house, baby? It was on my cable. I tried to get it, but I didn't have their channel because I cut my channel down. I was going to say, I need to look that up, find out what it's called. I'm looking right now. I'm actually watching, speaking of those movies, those classic movies like The Godfather, I'm watching my cousin Vinny. What? That is classic. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, I was last I looked you were asleep and that is class. Then I started hearing noises out there. Yeah, they made the godfather four and 27 times on YouTube.
Speaker: See, I added it just for that. You can't stand the way I stand, you can't walk while I walk. Watch out. We're from New York. Police, man. Come. We bust up up the floor. I know it's for a fact. You don't like how I act. You claim I'm CNN. Would you be doing that? I got to say, see ya. Wouldn't want to be a CNN officer. You wicked over -CMS. Fuck this, man.
Speaker: change your attitude, change your plans. They can never be honest. No, I didn't turn it on. Boy. So, there is a ghost. Nobody likes that. Nobody is. I got no choices. Nobody likes the sound of the police for Jody. First and foremost. Just saying. Jody, start. Jody, Jeff started playing tonight when we talk about you.
Speaker: Fucking that's the sound of the police We already have a song for you Yes, I would
Speaker: I would. I would fight a ghost but at the end of the day, more than likely, we would just become well, I say that but I have Frank at the house. That's my boy. That is the fourth. That's the fourth unofficial member of the podcast.
Speaker: Motherfucker quiet enough. Yeah, we drink. He should be able to chime in. Everyone saw you think. Assembly the police. Assembly the police. Assembly the police.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: No, but I'm literally watching My Kinds of Vinny. I'm on this Joe Pesci gig. Dude, he said, you're an ala fucking Bama. Bama. You're from New York. You killed a good old boy. There's no way this wasn't going to try. I fell on the floor the first time I saw it. What is Marisa Tomei, his girlfriend, right? Yes.
Speaker: She fucking kills that. She killed it. She killed it. She killed it. The fact that she knows all this shit about cars and stuff. Oh my God. I love it. She's like a tool nut. Yeah. Since you've been doing the whole stupid sound of the police. Why don't you, why don't you just, you might as well be doing this.
Speaker: of the bad boys, bad boys. I was thinking about finding out what next. I want to make a compilation of like three songs. Nobody got a lot of the words. Nobody knows the words. I love that goddamn movie.
Speaker: Wow, that's a interesting name in there, Jay. They stopped talking shit. Damn. I'm oddly speechless. Jay was there for me the other night, though. Big ups to Jay. He was there for me the other night. All bullshit aside. Right? When I get up there, I plan on being up there in August, though. I'm going to let you know. I got to see what I can do. First and foremost, Jay.
Speaker: I'm going to go ahead and say it like this. If, if you choose to side with that silly ass motherfucker, then you can be deported just as easily as you can. Remember, remember, remember that came up. Remember.
Speaker: the camps. I've been trying to sit here. And if you don't remember, I'll show you an ashtray and honor this to your ancestors. Don't be the second motherfucker in a week. You can prove me fucking wrong and make me look like an asshole.
Speaker: No, no. You look like an apple. That's easy. I see where she's going. Let me see Taser.
Speaker: What you going to do? What you going to do? What you going to do? What you going to do? What you going to do? What you going to do? What you going to do? What you going to do? What you going to do? What you going to do? What you going to do? What you going to do? What you going to do? What you going to do? What you going to do?
Speaker: I actually did subscribe to the premium today. I'm going to give it a three more trial and see what the difference is because I plan on playing. Why? Why what? Why did you pay for it and subscribe to it? We have it. We have it. We have it for this show. What about when I do mine? Are you just playing music? No, I don't know. I got a couple ideas I want to do. I haven't done them yet.
Speaker: No, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I do want to play music, though. I do want to. If you're going on Restream or whatever. No, no, no. If I go straight YouTube, laugh. Oh, yeah. We don't do YouTube. I mean, I don't go straight YouTube live. The reason I got the YouTube premium was for the music and stuff. Right. So the premium is what you're telling me. Yeah, you can play music and no ads or anything like that. Cuts off the ads.
Speaker: I'll give you the login information that told you that. No, no, no, no. I got a new account and I'm just trying it because it was suggested to me last year by Ted and I was like, I ain't gonna worry about it yet. But now that I got it back and I'm taking it a little bit more serious, what I want to be careful of is the videos that I play, even the songs that I play. I don't want the strikes because I don't want them thinking I'm just trying to, you know, I understand the copyright rules. I understand the copyright laws. What I need them to understand is we're not doing it to make money.
Speaker: I'm working on. I'm at 250. I'm at 250. You cannot. You can't what? I'm gonna report your ass the first time you go live on TikTok. You get what we feel. I'm at 280. I go live on TikTok and talk about the wall tools and it's like
Speaker: Speaking of being banned and blocked, apparently, somehow, some way, I didn't know about it until today, I can't do anything on Facebook until the end of this month from a post that I made seven fucking years ago. It was reported, what did you say and what did you do? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker: liberal cry baby ass I'm gonna use abortion as birth control motherfucking world that we live in what happened it was a post that I made seven years ago that said life tip something about drinking bleach that's why you got reported I didn't get reported
Speaker: I did not get reported. Facebook took it upon themselves from a post that I shared from another page seven years ago.
Speaker: to restrict me until the 25th of this month. I was not reported. Let me tell you something. And I did a broadcast. It is the pushification of America, the world that we live in. But here's the thing. He reposted something from Facebook and he's the one to get banned.
Speaker: Yes. Because the shit you say that you put on your wall, you will be liable for. Well, guess what? I said last week, if I say it, if I post it, I stand behind it. And some of you silly ass motherfuckers that are offended by it, including you assholes at Facebook, should probably drink that fucking bleach.
Speaker: In other words, we won't be on Facebook for a while, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, we don't. We haven't been on Facebook for a while anyways. Yeah, we haven't been on Facebook in a while anyways. It's only been a month. It's only been a month when you've been on Facebook. Yeah, we haven't been on Facebook for a minute. The bulk of the people that I share, too, is on Facebook, because that's the most of the people that I do know personally. That's right. You can share the Spotify information. You know, we got our hats, folks. Our hats, folks. I share it in my airtime room so they can see the podcast. Exactly.
Speaker: I'm sorry. Tim, how does it feel to be one of our only two viewers? Sorry that we're laughing. I'm sorry. I meant to say that at the beginning of the show. No laughing. He's kicked off a TikTok a lot because of his views and lots of others. We post a shit. First and foremost, TikTok is the easiest platform to get kicked off of. Unless you're a 13 year old girl, snorting coke,
Speaker: off of a horse's cock while you're half naked, you're gonna get banned and kicked off of it. Wow. Yeah, I said it, because it's true. You're not wrong. TikTok is one of those platforms. I got two videos taken down that I do edit. I do edit a video. And the video was taken down for, one of them was the Dangerous Act, but I was like, wait, this video is like two years old. It sucked a lot.
Speaker: I want my old YouTube channel back, YouTube. Get in touch with me, please. We got shit to do. I said we on purpose. We got shit to do, YouTube. Get back in touch with me, please. I need my old channel back. Thank you very much. Tony. Tony is talking to YouTube like they've been friends for years. Hey, buddy. Go ahead and reach out to me. I'll ask your boy. I sound like that on purpose, you close.
Speaker: They waste no time in hitting me up when I do something wrong. No, that's how crazy it is. They got nothing wrong. It's just like when I call out my lurkers and my stalkers and the people who talk shit about me don't want to show the fuck up. You know when the fuck I'm on. Speaking of the lurkers and the stalkers and the creepers. Hi, everybody. How y 'all doing? Wow.
Speaker: You can't say hi to him, Tony. You're the problem. You're the problem. You're the problem. Tell me the problem. It's not the dumb hill boys that they're a problem because we're nice and we say hi to them. The problem is Tony. If you want to talk to you. See, this is what I was going to do when I did my bad boys. Any of us, they had a problem with the motherfucker. I was going to bring seven of us up here. We're going to see where we had a problem where they can come the fuck up and carry the conversation. That's going to be the bad boys. They're dropping now.
Speaker: Let me be clear. I did my amnesty on purpose and I turned on Twitter and Twitch on purpose. If you motherfuckers know when I'm broadcasting and then you won't show up to carry the conversation before we have the beef, that's your fucking fault. Bring y 'all bitches on up here. Let's get this **** to **** over. Hey, thank you guys for the the stats and the analytics. We do appreciate y 'all stalking. Jeff and I said hi to you. Tony wants to bite you.
Speaker: No, I want to carry the conversation before we fight. Let's be men about it. Listen, the past week has been very tough for me.
Speaker: I'm actually coming down off of some of it because of yesterday. Yesterday pissed me all the way off. Because the truth, the truth, the shit you free. I had my mediations to finalize. And I got mad as fuck, just so you know. So I was on 100 yesterday, but I was on 100 last week Thursday. He didn't stab a motherfucker in the neck. He wasn't on 100. Say what? What? Say what? If he didn't stab a motherfucker in the neck, he wasn't 100. Legally, I can't do that.
Speaker: Legally shmeagly. I'm a father. You know how this works. There's satellites on the globe. You don't need witnesses. They got the evidence. Wait, what? What did you just say? It's true, right?
Speaker: Oh, no. Thank you. There's, there's satellites on the globe. Have you got any aluminum foil?
Speaker: Oh, I want to throw this out there before we do the music break. This morning, I watched a movie called Buried with Ryan Reynolds. That's a crazy movie. First of all, I'm not mad about that movie at all. I think you two gentlemen would want to... No, I've seen it. Yeah. Second, let me make this very easy. I don't ever want to see that movie again. Buried?
Speaker: You're right, Tim. And honestly, Tim, I was at a impasse over the past two to three days. I appreciate what you are saying. I am at a point where enough is enough for more than one issue, more than one concern, more than one controversy. But I will tell you, we actually had two people who would be very heavy.
Speaker: No, you want to see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one where you see that one
Speaker: who came to a truce a couple of nights ago, which is why I always tell people, I know it's possible to resolve. You just got to give it time. Yeah, I mean, two people would be good. It's only it's only fucking truce at face value until one of the motherfuckers get offline and then the next day turn around and say some dumb shit. How you doing, Kenya? No, see, stop that. And I'm trying to be serious. OK.
Speaker: because I didn't know I tried to be the bigger man. I tried to be a good dude about the whole situation. Pussy, not you Tony. Y 'all got it. And you can only take the truth is that they have face value. You see where they go from here. I tried.
Speaker: Take that fucking cape off Tony. Are we going to break or are we going to keep going? Let me know. WWGD. It's fucking at least fucking add the right one, Jeffrey. No, I wanted the shortest one. Yeah, no, I'm saying add the right one. I feel discriminated against. When am I going to get control?
Speaker: I can be signed in while Chris is signed in. That's why we're we're doing it now because Chris was talking about maybe he might not finish the show. So we want to be able to do one of us and the broadcast. We're going to see if we can bring you up on the next one. So you only have two administrators. I believe I do remember that. I do remember you said, well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sign in through the nonsensical account.
Speaker: Yeah, if you'd show up 30 minutes early like everybody else does, then you would know these things. And I said, now that I know this, I need to get Tony to do the same thing. Did you really just try to throw that at me? Yes, we did. Every now and then, over the past couple of days, I just started being a little bit later. But previously, before then, since I've been here almost half the time, the Jews have been broadcasting. I've always been early on time or fucking there. Tony, did you know that being on time is technically late?
Speaker: You, you really want to go down this road. I see me in lights 15 minutes early. Yes. And you, sir. Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, what do I need you to do?
Speaker: I'm this is actually not Tony's fault. This is my fault. This is my fault and I understand. I made the mistake half hour early. I know you're on BPC B. C. B. P. top T. So, I have no real shit. Stop talking shit when you don't know. Well, no, I was trying to. I was trying to use letters and trying to say B .C. time.
Speaker: More people time is a bunch of shit. Black people time is latest.
Speaker: What? I don't give a fuck about your. This isn't a job that is officially in the United States code. This isn't a job. This isn't a podcast. Fuck your home life. This isn't a job. This isn't an adventure. This isn't an adventure. Yeah. Adventures. Fuck your home life. Your home life. Fuck your home life. I'm glad that woman's got you feeling real for her.
Speaker: We're gonna take a break and Jeffrey's gonna upload the proper song for Jody while we're on break. I want the proper song for Jody.
Speaker: And then when we come back, we're going to, we're in the last hour, we're going to address, we're going to do a therapy. Really? Yeah, I don't know. You don't know what the song is. The Little Wayne, yes. The Little Wayne. 2007, 2008, I believe. I'm tired. I love that guy.
Speaker: I never liked this song before and done that. I like a little. I like little white. Don't get me wrong, man. Play a song for the woman. Shit. When we come back, we got a little black top. I found this little, I found this little gym. I found this little gym. We are going to take a real quick break, Tony.
Speaker: Tonight's episode is brought to you by Woke America. Woke America. Listen, I gotta do the Rickey smiling to everybody. Tonight's episode is brought to you by Disney. Fuck your couch.
Speaker: I don't count. Why not stop by my feet on that couch? Yeah, cocaine's a hell of a drug. I remember I did that. I didn't blow out. When I was watching, though, I was watching them walk out. You know what they were doing, impressions? They were going to turn down for what? And then most of them said, everybody turned to dance, and everybody said, turn down for what? Turn up? What? They said, because I came over on this couch. I mean, I came to the credit house, and I said, fuck your couch. I'm like, fuck your couch. They said, kill me.
Speaker: Charlie Murphy said, we finally had enough. And we beat his ass. That was the funniest Dave Chappelle shit ever. That got him to bring James. I'll bring James, bitch. That's what. Charlie, my man. What did my finger say to him?
Speaker: No, we do have to take a break. Enjoy a little black top mojo with their rendition live acoustically of the Eagles classic Hotel California. I love this song. Come and sit on my face. Oh, wait, what?
Speaker: We got the turn of the approval. I'm just saying. See, see, see, see, see. Oh, go ahead. Let me go ahead and clean your seat off real quick.
Speaker: I didn't know that we're so much for that. Okay, we can just gonna get Judy's proper job during the break. I'm gonna play this. One second here and I'll click the video of the Hotel California because I have a better rendition. Better rendition away. The one you have. The one you have. You can play music up here with no problems, what you're telling me, correct? That's it. That's the end.
Speaker: Oops, I'm sorry, it was wrong. Just let it play. Just let it play for me.
Speaker: Gonna hear the angels callin' us Cheatin' we can see the sunrise bein' for us Yeah, and when I'm the thing I make that body sound I need Like a cop cop I make you sayin' Doin' the buck and the ladies drop I gotta stop by later cop
Speaker: Cause her uniform pants were so tight She read me valorized, she put me in a cowl, she caught a
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Speaker: And after we got done, I said, lady, what's your number? She said, 9 -1 -1, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah,
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Speaker: Feelin' irreplaceable, listenin' to Beyoncé Well, okay, I'll put you out on your big day Hey, now I be rockin' with Weezy Bad room in the bank, baby, we safe I got game like EA But I wanna let you play And don't I treat you like souffle Don't I look at you like I see a new day And don't I do what I do say I'm through talkin', so I'ma let you go
Speaker: I'm so tired of that song, but we're going to play that. This is why I added it. The executive producer anthem. That's the EPA, the executive producer anthem. Yes, yes, sir.
Speaker: She said, just for clarification, that is not what her uniform looks like, by the way. I was going to say, if her uniform looks like that, I totally get it. We can get her one. For the sake of the conversation in the podcast, let me be clear. I've been trying to keep those thoughts out of my head, out of respect for this man. But you and my mother do think that. Thank you, Joe. I have had a uniform built on the best my damn self. I don't know how to take this shit.
Speaker: no, trust me, the the uniform that she wears the standard issue uniform that she wears is they are not flattering. I do have to say no, no, it's sexy as **** but however said video I told her during the video and she said that's not the that's not the uniform I wear which
Speaker: my first thought was otherwise I'm going to be in Cincinnati just kind of hanging out, chilling. First and foremost, I'm in Cincinnati every day, just like, all right, who am I going to kill?
Speaker: second of all, my my initial comment was uh you know, we can get you one like that. I'm doing that. I'm doing that. There's a shot down the road. Five minutes away. We can get you one. She, she might. Next time we see each other.
Speaker: You ain't gonna be no problems in my world. All of a sudden Chris just gonna eat it. I'll take it to the address room. Let me. Oof. Oof. I can behave myself. Oof.
Speaker: As good as she looks. Yeah, yeah. One of these days, though, she gonna fuck you up on that nightstick. I don't care. She better not. She can hit me in the head, she can hit me in the ribs, she can hit me in the knee. When it comes to our women, I ask you. Yeah. Tell me you don't have a woman. Yeah, it's called his left hand. You guys are cozy, cozy, home.
Speaker: I haven't told you what I haven't told you, you don't know. So let me be clear. Any and every male out there who is in the big comfortable with their woman, and I do mean comfortable. So let me put the disclaimer out there. This is about to get real adult in C -17 reliving the minors out of this. Let me go ahead and talk to the ground, folks. Ah, turn the podcast off, baby.
Speaker: When you get to that moment where you're going to go unadulterated, unfiltered on your woman, and I will speak into the forms of kind of lingus, what is your favorite song to listen to when you're performing such act on your female upper? I have never heard of this before, having a song. And don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, I'm the type of guy like, you know, when it comes to
Speaker: You know, making love to your woman or this. It's kind of like background music, so everybody else in the house is trying to see me on. But I didn't know, like, I've never had a kid while you're doing what you do. I've never had an impact on it. You know what I'm saying? You've got to have an impact on it.
Speaker: I never thought of a song when I'm, you know, okay. First of all, Tony's being all clinical and really cool. Is it kind of like, yes, a blowjob or not? It's fellatio. I'm sorry. How long has it been? Thank you very much. What time is it? What time is it, Tony? Yes. Okay. The one minus three. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't have a lot shorter time than it was for you. I just never really thought of a song to do that. I have one for you. If if we can play such song, I have one. Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: going against the better judgment of broadcast who have told me on more than one occasion to be careful throwing myself out there. It's entirely too much. Let me be clear. Wait. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Time out. Time out. Have dumb hillbillies ever told him to be careful putting himself out there? Hell no. Yeah, exactly. All right.
Speaker: I hate this **** This is why I gotta have my own **** No, no, no, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This is my ADHD and I'm still thinking about the question that you initially had and it was like, what are you
Speaker: And it just, boom, hit me in the head, and it was, I'm a snake. Okay. I'm sorry, Tony. I do have to say, I think I have Chris's answer. No, I want to hear what Tony's
Speaker: You apologize. I'm sorry. I feel like Mike right now. Can I get my words in please? Put a fedora on, get a fake pipe, and we'll let you have your word. Respect. I'm with my dog. Get your ass back up here, man. You ain't coming back.
Speaker: As a 49 -year -old heterosexual male, let me be clear that we have all had people who hate these other nineties on shit that we do. Fuck you, Glick. I hope the beer come out your nose, and it stays in your hand, beer. And it goes, a booger comes out. So Jodie don't kiss you. There are songs the motherfuckers had when they would get with me. You can make slow jam tapes to this shit. I said tape like this. I'm just going to go ahead and let you know. I wish I had a woman that would listen to my slow jam tape. Ain't everything holy. If you ever need any advice,
Speaker: I have a video that I will let the screen share if you don't mind. Are you gentlemen ready? Go ahead. Yeah, a lot really. Give it. Are we on? Today. Bring it up. Bring it up. Thank you very much. Use your mics, please. I want you to pay attention to the lyrics, goddamn. Oh, no, the fuck you didn't. That's the fuck I did. I told you. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh
Speaker: Take this real slow. Let me break it down so that you know. I'll do things you never imagined me to do. I'll leave you all over. Have the sweat hold down on your shoes. Dreamline walls.
Speaker: Hey, wait a minute. Mr. A fight, you let me play. Would you let me make some music? You want me to listen to him, John? Come on. Watch out. You tell me what you need. Because I just want to get the squeeze of nobody. Let me in.
Speaker: You're not gonna play the whole damn song. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: You just played your whole song. Shut the fuck up. It was a break. We ain't no break. All I gotta say is it's a whole lot of liquor in here. It's talking to a woman. You're probably gonna get a hairball. I got a hairball. Sorry.
Speaker: You absolutely do have ADHD. You can't shut up for nobody else's. It was a break song. I'm sorry. Jody came out here. She was squared up. She was ready to fight me. Because she wanted to hear the song, Jackass. No, she wasn't. No. So why's Jody playing that song? None to ill. What did she say? What did she say? I said, nobody's ever helped me play music in the background. I love music. Music is like my own thing.
Speaker: Yeah, music is my thing. Glick, it's cause you're young. It's cause you're young. I'm not young. I'm young. Boy, I know more about music than you will ever know, first and foremost. But I know more about pussy than you do. That's a hard thing to... First and foremost, I'm 40, almost 41 years old, and I've had my dick for 41 of those years. And you've only had your dick for 35 of your 1 ,100 years. Just so to be so. So Tony.
Speaker: Yes. Because you used to have a vagina. You may or may not know more about it than I have. Don't fuck around with me because this shit's recorded. It is posted on Spotify, Mr. My Dick's 35 years old. Fuck around and find out. I'm quick with it. I'm quick with it. I do not select the song, but there is a song play.
Speaker: You don't know. You guys don't know. Good song. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Country Chris is about to come out. What the hell isn't he like? Ah, who sings that fucking song? Which one? Oh, hold on a second. I found it. Y 'all should have never told me to play music. Y 'all haven't fucked up. Oh, I knew that's who it was.
Speaker: Yes, sir! One man said, lock them doors and turn them lights down low. Come on, come on. What?
Speaker: You might be asking yourself. No, come here. Come here. Come here. No, come here. What's what's a good song for you?
Speaker: Now, what's a good song that you like sexy time like? It would be old school. What's old school? Like, because you know, you know, I'm down. So I was just joking around. You could play Frigby, baby. Oh, let me lick you up. Yeah. OK. OK, first and foremost, pound the hell down. Second of all, you are on point.
Speaker: You cannot talk to executive producer like that. How dare you? He is the executive director of nonsensical nonsense hash, AKA aim, also known as boss lady, but, um, well, she doesn't know country. So she doesn't know how to, she doesn't know how to be turned off by country music. Cause she ain't ever had a country man.
Speaker: like to to to to give her some good loving **** I'll take her out the middle of **** the field. You have to play. You can you can you can maybe I I know you can hear me. I'll take her out the middle of the field somewhere. Keep watching over your shoulder. Keep watching over your shoulder. I think I'm going to feel somewhere. We got the Stars of
Speaker: She's pregnant. She's pregnant before I even do anything. Oh, shit. I'm just saying. I'm not even out the car yet, and she's pregnant. She's a no -no. We've had that conversation. That's a no -no. No pregnancy. No babies. But I'm just saying, I'm more worried. She don't know nothing about country music.
Speaker: But she was on point. I ain't going to hate on her. She was on point. Looking ass down somewhere. I ain't going to. I'm not going to hate on her. I'm not going to call her because she was on point with the two. The two songs right off the top of her head that she said she was 100 % fucking on point. Yeah. Especially. And make you laugh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Sorry.
Speaker: I just thought it was a song that I'm sure eventually Tony's going to eventually come on the show and he's going to request a song that we have to play because at the state of the head of the
Speaker: Sometimes.
Speaker: I'm just saying. You really want to do this for me? You really want to do this for me? I'm just saying, you know. One day, Tony, go get out of your voice. I got a song. We got to play. Tony. You really want to do this for me? Tony. Oh, my god. You want to hear something funny, though? That song, that song, there's a TikTok trend.
Speaker: of those people that have supposedly lost their virginity and their friends are picking them up one night stands and their friend is cranking that song up out of the car. It's a funny thing to ever see. Tony D. I'm next. I'm next. Tony. Fuck Jeff. Fuck Jeff because I know he doesn't know this but Tony this is one of this is my jam right here. Can you appreciate it?
Speaker: just nasally ass motherfucker so he can sing his ass off boy come on tell me yeah you like it approved i don't know what it's all you sweat i know
Speaker: I love this goddamn song. That was
Speaker: Oh, man. Not only did he have twisted, but then he had anybody. Or who was it? Nobody. Nobody. Yeah. Nobody. You know, you know, cut and close. Never got enough credit. Those women can sing. Yeah, they really didn't. Cut and close never got enough credit. We can sing and you were beautiful. They never got the credit. Is it my turn yet? Yeah, go ahead, man. Yeah, go ahead. We're talking about sexy job music. And Jeff has failed. We're talking about sexy music. I thought this was what we were doing.
Speaker: This is one of my favorite when I was single. I'm about to hit these streets. There's some **** I'm going to do whether you find out I'm not anthems ever in the world. Can I make myself clear? Can I make myself clear? Hold your horses. Hold
Speaker: What's up? What's up? What's up?
Speaker: Come on back in the day when I was the only white dude on
Speaker: I got one. Alright, that's too good for a bunch of y 'all, but let me tell you something. If you wasn't around when that song came out, let me make it clear. That song ain't never gonna die. Okay, first and foremost, y 'all ain't never gonna die. No, I got a better one. Oh my goodness.
Speaker: Well, she's some of us friggin gone here in a minute. Well, you know, with this goddamn podcast. Who do you need to help? I'm not sure what this country boy can do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: like I said, that was under the chairs back in the day. I was the only white dude on the dance floor.
Speaker: Oh, okay. Let me be. Let me be honest. Let me be honest. Let me be honest. The ladies need a song too. Okay. No, no, no, no. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Go ahead. I feel like I'm going to get shot down again. You are. I'm not a rookie at this. First and foremost, I'm a lover. You're a rookie.
Speaker: I'm a lover, and a lot of people don't know. A lot of people don't know about this, man. Jodie's gonna come out here ready to fight me. Mm -hmm. I'm trying to help you. She don't know. She don't know. She don't know. She got one. I got teacher. Where's my man at? Ladies and gentlemen, as Seth MacFarlane and family guy would say, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway, please.
Speaker: Yeah, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, listen. Listen, listen, listen, listen. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word. Don't say a word.
Speaker: Oh, I think we're back. I got one. I got one. That's not a remix. That's the original. That's Mr. Conway winning. In the early 80s. Are we back on YouTube, baby? Yeah. No, we're back on YouTube, I think.
Speaker: YouTube's YouTube's giving us strikes. I told you. Yeah. **** it. We do. We do. Jeff, I feel like I'm going to punch you in the face. Hey, we're back.
Speaker: Come on, Tony. Come on, Tony. Do you sing it? Come on, Tony. Do you sing it? Come on, Tony. Do you sing it? Come on, Tony. Do you sing it? Come on, Tony. Do you sing it? Come on, Tony. Do you sing it? Come on, Tony. Do you sing it?
Speaker: No, Conway Twitty, Conway Twitty, and that slow hand song. Hey, give me a minute. I don't know why Jeff jumped ahead of you. It's your turn. Conway Twitty made a... Conway Twitty, man, I tell you, she made a lady feel... That man would make a lady feel right and feel all sorts of ways. And he was a goofy looking son of a bitch. Tony, are you going to listen? We're going to talk through the song. That's all I want to hear. Here we go. Here we go. This is for the ladies. Ladies, enjoy yourselves.
Speaker: Why is this for the ladies?
Speaker: She's a lot of ladies in the video.
Speaker: Why are you so angry, bitch? She's angry. Hey, tell me, dude. Jeffrey. Yeah.
Speaker: You need to learn how to share your screen. You don't know where you **** would take time. Let us know in the comments, folks. Who's who's winning? Who's winning? The nonsensical versus coming soon. Yeah, the boys are getting down on the night. Dude, is that a party? Yeah, that's what's up. That's the ladies.
Speaker: For the lady. Okay. Mine specifically. We keep playing music. Yeah, we're playing a lot. We're playing more music than we should.
Speaker: Check the email check the email for the account calls a violations. Okay, would you say to me? Apparently they email you I have an email Also, you know Do you have twitch you know single why I even got an email anything
Speaker: Oh, what's going on on our channel right now? Oh, we're live. We're back. Are we back? Are we back, baby? What's that? Oh man, that was way behind. I just went to our YouTube channel. Yeah, I was going to say it's seriously behind.
Speaker: So the strikes mostly got lifted as they came down as well. Yeah. I still got the stream unavailable. Yeah, I still got stream unavailable. I haven't gotten an email. We got smacked in the dick by YouTube. Yeah, what are you going to do? OK, we're back up now. OK, we're back up now. So just real quick. Real quick.
Speaker: before we get struck again. We're not going to get struck again. I'm just going to do this real quick and then hurry. Forward the lady, the boss lady, Miss Officer. The executive director of nonsensical nonsense.
Speaker: I bet you I bet you don't get hate for this one. It's the only goes out to her. **** all the other skank **** hoes. I ain't going to get hate for this here my baby. Mr. Brant in case you didn't know.
Speaker: You should've come out here square up against me now. This is their song. What the hell? What did they get you to move, baby?
Speaker: That was the enthusiasm of Tony, by the way. Yeah. She went out. The most full record, ladies and gentlemen. That's me. You don't want me to keep going. I would dig up some shit for that record. As a guy who knows music, and Tony won't admit to it, but I think Jeff would admit to it.
Speaker: I think my vast knowledge of music is far superior. Well, I can't speak from Tony. I know, Chris, you do have a way bigger file when it comes to music. My file for music is, if I like a song, I'll fucking add it to my spot. Yeah. That's all. I go, I go, I'm all genres. Yeah, I have songs. All decades. Every decade, every genre.
Speaker: but I'm not like, I got a buddy of mine that is literally, he could tell you who was in the studio when it's fucking recorded. I'm not that good. I'm not that good, but it's usually within a few notes. I can, I can name the song. Well, there's a guy on TikTok. He's like, as long as long as it's not some obscure as underground artists, because I know Tony's like,
Speaker: Challenge accepted, Glick. And they just got to play like Shaniqua and Shaniqua and the Backstreet Garbage Boys that are only known in Queens and nobody else inside the Queens has ever heard of them.
Speaker: And I'll be like, you got me there, Tony. When it comes to music. First and foremost, Tony, we've been down this road and I've surprised you a lot. But if you want to do an actual, if you guys want to do an actual full on full fledged music trivia, I'm down. Oh, no. And I'll let you do. No, no, no. I'll let you do. I'll let you put it together.
Speaker: and challenge me. But it has to be actual artists, not underground. And nobody's, and no, Jeff, nobody, nobody in our listening audience and or in our current show is going to understand anybody from Cancun. I was going to say, because I got some questions. So actual artists, actual signed artists,
Speaker: I don't know. I know. I don't know a lot of others. I don't know a lot of underground. It doesn't have to be it doesn't have to be states because you know, I do. I like I like Was it Daddy Yankee that did this? Despacito. Yeah, but I actually no, no, no, I like that. I like him as an artist.
Speaker: music in English. I like him as an artist. I like Daddy Yankee, and I like Bad Bunny, who's another... Yeah, Bad Bunny's actually not bad. I heard he was good. I heard he was good. He's actually pretty good. Bad Bunny is really good. He's actually really good. But there's a couple songs, and I won't catch help for it, but I'll be like, haha, see, you do listen to it. Wheezy in the middle.
Speaker: because it's it's it's the stuff my life my wife was doing. I really can't stand it. But yeah, there's a lot of songs like that. My kids catch me on that **** Um they'll they'll be they'll they'll put a song on in the car and I'm like and I'll and I'll start singing along and I'm like, oh, you do like BTS and I'm like, yeah, BTS. No, I know. I don't know who BTS is. I'm just I just do that out there because I know they're super popular and
Speaker: There's a couple of them songs by them guys that I do like. And the song with Weezy Nadell, it's actually a really good song. It's Chris Brown, Team Pain. And Weezy Nadell is actually really good. It's called Agomigul. Oh, that damn song by Chris Brown and Drake, I think it is. You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker: Oh, no. Oh, what the hell is that song? I want the baby to hear that song. Like Chris Brown and Drake. The video is awesome because like Drake challenges Chris Brown to a dink and soft things. Chris Brown just completely. Oh, there it is. No guidance. No guidance.
Speaker: I don't know that. I like that song. It's a good song. No, but you actually might know this one, Chris. That's T -Pain and Weezy Nadell and Chris Brown.
Speaker: I like T -Pain though. I do like T -Pain. I think I've heard it on TikTok. Yeah.
Speaker: The video is actually really good. The video takes place where skinny little white guys cleaning some extra new tools and they're going out of town and he throws a party. It's one of those things that if my wife did listen to music, I would have never heard it. But I do have to say, I do kind of enjoy that song. My wife just loved Wheezy and Diddell.
Speaker: But the other song that they play that I actually enjoy is called Pum Pum. And it's actually a decent song, but it's like older. Like, you play any one of their songs within three notes, my wife knows a song.
Speaker: Well, the music's a descendancy for the most part, right? Well, yes and no. They're actually, um, they're actually, I want to say from Brazil. Let me say Latin American if you want. Yeah, you know, call them.
Speaker: Yes, that's American if you will know this spoke to her but that's the kind of music we call it. You know what I'm saying? No, it's it's reggaeton. Yeah. And it is reggaeton. Yeah, it's reggaeton. They are. They are like if there's a reggaeton out there, a song out there, my wife's hurt and probably memorized it.
Speaker: She'll get five songs and just listen to them on repeat for like a week and then next week's another five songs and to the point where she's got them down pat. And I'm sitting there the whole week going hello to you. We listen to Danny right now. What I was the Chris Brown Drake song I was talking about. I like this song.
Speaker: It's been a minute. You've got it.
Speaker: I'm going to fight me then. So, he's like, if you try to dance with me, I will fight you. If I can't get to my gun, I'll get to your gun. I will shoot your ass. Don't like my shorty shorts. So, I'm sorry. Sorry. I just happened to, actually, we went right forward to break. We got distracted with music.
Speaker: was that old baby, she had to go exchange some shorts. And last year I bought a pair of shorts at Old Navy. They're comfy shorts. They're not like, you know, I just wear them for bed. They're, oh my God, they're so comfortable. Well, and she wasn't, they got your bra. Old Navy has some really comfy clothes. And for me, I feel like I have a hard time finding clothes at some places that'll fit me and be comfortable.
Speaker: but I bought a pair of shorts last year on Navy and they're so comfortable. Well, today when she, she had Jody about a pair of shorts and she didn't like the way they fit. So she was going to go exchange them. And then when we were getting ready to go to the register, they had shorts on sale for $10. They had shorts that were on sale. And I was like, Oh, those are, I think those are the shorts that I got last year and they're so comfortable. Let me grab a couple of pairs.
Speaker: they're comfortable. Don't get me wrong. They are super comfortable. They're probably the shortest pair. They're they're probably the shortest shorts I've ever owned in my life. Short shorts. A little Daisy Duke action. Yeah, but they're not Daisy Duke action. I don't know. I'm I'm I'm I think they're all mighty close. Baby, are you still down here? I'll I'll let her tell you guys that they're
Speaker: They're not like what I'm saying. They're not when I sit down and so. Thanks. You're upstairs. Jesus Christ. Well, maybe. Alright. Well, you're able to see me sitting down here.
Speaker: She said, they're not baby dude. It's like, hold on. Let me pop on my ass track and you'll see. Yeah. Well, you haven't seen me. You sit down. You can see my thighs. I got some sexy thigh muscles. Yeah. Yeah. I I want mashed taters, macaroni, and cheese, and extra lean thighs. There's a story with that guy. Cuz that thigh is sexy.
Speaker: there's a starter here called del sol and then it's it's uh it's a Honda no no it is oh Tony's right he is a it is a Honda but uh del sorry is it a Honda or a Hyundai Honda it's a Honda it's a two -door car and then Honda gay del sol yeah but it's also like a Mazda Miata no no no no no no
Speaker: No, it's a rear -engine rear -wheel -drive car. Yeah, it doesn't matter. But if you're seen in it, you're probably jerking your boyfriend off while you're driving down the freeway. Just man, you can't fit in there. You can't fit in here, you big ass son of a bitch. What the fuck are you talking about? You man, you can't fit in there. You're the same size as me, bro. I ain't trying to.
Speaker: I would never survive the car because they couldn't get me up no more. No, but I bought shorts from the del Sol place. And man, I'm stupid. Did you buy it? Did you also buy your fucking amazing pink shirt you've been wearing tonight at Del Sol? It's a pink. It's a red. What the hell was that? What the hell was that? Oh, it's the food delivery guy's motorcycle.
Speaker: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Speaker: It's a real sad. Unbelievable. It's like shows over right **** Yeah, it's over. Living the beat. Anthony, what's good? What's good? I like I like this guy. I like how I like how uh you said
Speaker: That's what he does. He kind of stole one of my phrases. Howdy, howdy. I used to say howdy, howdy. Cheers to you, sir. This is where Jeff is the only kid that he meets his mic. Well, I asked him to close the window. Yeah, baby. You're going to have to let Mel know that
Speaker: I am no longer like or anything like that on the podcast. I'm only known as country Chris. Jeff changed it earlier when I was talking about meeting her. We had the three hour mark. What we going to do? I'm doing the show. Last time you said you were going to finish the video and the show was tomorrow.
Speaker: Yeah, we only, we, did we, we, no, we didn't go, we didn't go. No, we did go over because, uh, when we ended the show, it was one minute under four hours. It was three 44. Yeah. I was gonna say, no, no, no. I knew Wednesday night, we went, we went four hours. Tony's like, Tony's been in my life. No, Tony and I've been live together.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker: enough to where I've said I'm going to finish this beer. Yeah. The attorney's like, all right. And then four hours later, we're still live. And I'm like, you can't be mad at me because you're still here with me. And Brian's here. I'm not so bad. I'm just saying, but I get to. No, no, no, no, no, for real. Finish this one. No, it's, it's, uh, this week has been just,
Speaker: Oddly enough, this week was slow at work, but crazy at the same time. I didn't get a whole new clients, but a lot of my old clients out of fucking nowhere contacted me and all this crazy stuff. And Chris, I mentioned - After everything that's happened today, after everything that's happened today, with all the conversations, the entire podcast, I say, we're at the three hour mark, we're gonna get ready to wrap up.
Speaker: do this side and the other thing. And this is the point in the show. After three hours that you're like, I'm going to bring up work. Yeah. I was bringing up the fact that I did speak to Mr. Bob Jones, Jones potato chips. I totally, I wish I had trans transportation, transport, telepathy.
Speaker: I wish I had I wish I had powers where I could transport to Jeff's house and crack him upside the head with a bottle with an aluminum beer bottle and then transport back to Jody's house at this present time just so you know. Nobody nobody is going to know who Bob Jones is unless you're from Ohio. Yeah. Unless you're from Ohio. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second.
Speaker: She knows who Jones Potato Chips is. You know Jones Potato Chips, right? The woman is there, and the damn shit. Right there. Jones is in Southern Ohio. She's born and raised in Cincinnati. She don't know who Jones Potato Chips is. Oh, he must be with the woman. I do have to introduce her to you. Come here with your woman.
Speaker: You have fucked up. Go be what you want. Yeah, we played all the music for you to get warmed up. You said you're talking with us. Finish the beer. You're the beer, man. You're the beer. What do you want, slap nuts? I don't know if you see the globe.
Speaker: Can you see the amazing beard lookin' at me for the year? Yeah, that's right. The guy used to go to Christmas when she fell asleep on your lap while she was watchin' TV list to the podcast. Go put the TV on then. It was consensual. Don't touch me. Oh, reach around for your tongue. No, um.
Speaker: I can turn it to real. I was gonna say something. I totally forgot. I'm helping you out. Okay. Don't give a fuck. I got you. Girl, I want to look you up and down. Come on and let me do what I love you do. I mean, I ain't mad at the age town song but there's so many better songs.
Speaker: Not like that one. Yeah, I like that one. Trust me, Tony. All right. First and foremost, first and foremost, first and foremost, how do you let a white guy tell you there are songs way better than H -town? You want an answer?
Speaker: I mean, you didn't give me the answer, but it's going to be wrong. Probably because y 'all look pussy better than we do. No, you don't. I beg to differ. You don't do anything. First and foremost, first and foremost, you don't do anything better than we do.
Speaker: You just got bigger dicks in us and you think you do everything better than us. We get more of an appreciation. I've been told. However, I have no. That's because you got bigger dick. Yeah. I mean, you don't get the appreciation. I mean, you can have a big dick all day long, but at the end of the day, we're going to hold that truth to be self evident. If I was a lady, if I was a lady, I would take the man that did everything right.
Speaker: everything is a whole everything is a whole treated me right and make sure that I was satisfied over him over some jackass who had a big dick and thought he did everything right and hence the reason why you got a woman trying to sit around in your home.
Speaker: argument. It's not how deep you fish. It's how you wiggle your worm. Yeah. And you big dicks on bitches are just. It's not about the size of the boat. It's about the motion of the ocean. When you big dicks some bitches just jack hammering around, jack their hammering around like you fucking own everything. Yeah. Meanwhile, it's a little, a little tiny, a little tiny dicks on bitches like, I mean, I'm gonna get you with that lovelay and all that.
Speaker: I will call her out or anything.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm gonna call her out because she'll probably be incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid right now. She'll probably make me look incredibly stupid
Speaker: It's the job done a bitch. Man, baby. I'm missing something. Y 'all gotta tell me again. Have you ever seen Liar Liar, Tony? A long time I've seen Liar Liar.
Speaker: I'm going to call Judy out here because I'm like, so
Speaker: I mean, she keeps getting you. I love it. I ain't a lot.
Speaker: I just want her to pop her head and just be like, eh, I've had better. God, I hope she doesn't. I don't, I don't know if she's downstairs. I'm scared. I don't know. She wasn't. There's something to think like, I'm sure she has. It's just, I'm just saying like,
Speaker: That's what I can. I can just, I can just, I can just see that scene from Liar Liar. But it's Chris. He's like this. I've been better. I gotta watch them movies. They put it back. I don't know. I honestly. Baby, where are you at?
Speaker: I'm going to sleep at this point. Which is which is going to be the greatest saving grace of ever if she's just asleep. She's not watching. She's driving around at work. Listen to the episode. She texts me and all the text says, eh, I've had better. I've had better. No, it's a gift from Liar Liar. I've had better.
Speaker: I know. At least I tried. Seriously, Tony, rewatch that movie. I just sent her a gift back. I tried. It's just a gift. I mean, and I've said it before, there's always so much. You can't give me everything. You can't give me everything. You can't give me amazing looks.
Speaker: You can give me a fantastic beer. You can give me an amazing voice. You can't, you know, give me the physique of a Norse God. There had to be something. I'm built, I'm built like God. You just say something true. I mean, I got the voice. Oh.
Speaker: I got a I got a great beard. I got the best beard on the podcast. Oh boy. One out three. That is a two out of three moment right there. A one out of three turning can't grow a bit. Do it, Jody. Come in and just go, eh, I've had better. I just want to hear it.
Speaker: She wants to fight me. There she does. Tazin'. Tazin'. That's the perfect way to end the show. Just Tazin'. We'll be back! Shots fired. Shots fired. That's where I was going. Wait, what? Baby. Go ahead.
Speaker: I just read that comment. You're built like a Greek god, drunk fat Thor from Marvel movies. He's not wrong. He's not wrong at the end of the day. I am thinking about going over this weekend and go watch Thor Love and Trouble. I want to go see it.
Speaker: I thought Jodie and I were gonna go see Thor Love and Thunder. Maybe we'll go see it tomorrow. I don't know, I might take the kids and we'll go see it tomorrow. I think so, yeah. If Jodie and I don't go see it, I'll probably take the kids next week when they come back over. I haven't decided if I'm really, really, really, really, really going to see it.
Speaker: I don't want to say it. I like it. I think it looks good. I have no doubt it's going to be decent, but it's like one of those things like do I actually want to leave the house? Yes, you do, brother. No, I don't. Yes, you do. You do. I love it. I look at this fucking thing and it took me three hours. I had to go to three different places because the first places didn't have any in stock. You may not want to, but you need to. You have a harder time finding these.
Speaker: we are going if you could sign the 1 .8 coils 1 .6 I got your message by the way and I said that but we're gonna we're gonna end the show yes sorry 1 .8 if you can if you can find a whole stack of these and please I'm being honest because they don't sell no I am too uh let me let me call my guy and and I'll find out
Speaker: and tell them I need the 1 .8. They can take the T2S seriously, because they don't have them up here like that. They're going to the 2s and they harder. So I need the ones that's low, like, I'm coming for 6. It could be 1 .6, 1 .8. I don't need anything at a 2 point, nothing. I need the 1 points, if you don't mind. Thank you. Yeah, but we're going to wrap up the show. Yeah, go ahead. I got a question. We are at that point. There it is. I just found the music.
Speaker: We do appreciate you guys. Let's see. We appreciate you guys hanging out. We will see you Monday night for a brand new show. Monday, Monday, I got my meeting. I could probably start early but I do. Okay. Alright, if you get your show, maybe Jeff will be here since his wife. I might be. Uh if not, I'll reach out to smoke. Smoke and chill. Smoke and chill. Yeah, I'll reach out to smoke and chill. So, uh you know, if you guys can't be here, we'll get uh
Speaker: we'll get together uh members of the nonsensical nonsense family. Well, Brian, you don't expand this motherfucker. Yeah. Uh but we'll be back Monday night with a brainer up. So, we do appreciate you guys. Listen, we appreciate you guys hanging out. Baby, I love you and uh thank you for not testing everything. Thank you for that. Thank you. I love you and you're amazing and beautiful and
Speaker: No, actually, actually, no, not really. In all honesty. There it is. Sorry, didn't mean to do that. But no, we'll see y 'all Monday night for a brand new episode of Nonsense. Well, Nonsense, we got a little blacktop mojo to close the show out like we always do on the Wednesday and Saturday night. Here's a little wicked woman for your ear hole.
Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until the rocks go red The keywiz was passing through the wind and she commutes with the dead
Speaker: Wait the blade above her head As I began to breathe, she said Oh, muggle in the sky Take this back and fight I wanna live far
Speaker: The thousand eyes look on and she stops to feast They run the smile out of base as she walks right to leave It's a lamp to back up yet as blood
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab to defend myself with.
Speaker: I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker, pregnant with a cheese baby. Cheese baby. All right. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362. And I'm going to have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. What's that? What's that? Oh, I'm sorry. Oh! A mother in the sky! Take this sacrifice! I wanna live forever! And now, a spirit in the earth! Kill me, I'm a bird! Make me a god like you!
Speaker: I'm all alone in the sky Take this back and find I wanna live forever And now Spirit in the earth Give me a new birth Make me a god like you
Speaker: Oh shit Chuck. Oh shit Chuck. Oh shit Chuck.
Speaker: Yeah, buddy, that's how we end the show right there, boss. Oh, Blacktop Mojo, Blacktop Woman, if you guys aren't already or you never heard who they are, go give them a follow on all social media and everywhere you stream music at BlacktopMojo. Let them know we sent you. We appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Go ahead and check us out.
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Speaker: We're definitely so we do appreciate you guys listening and we do appreciate you guys hanging out We'll see you Monday night for a brand new episode Jeffrey Okay
Speaker: Tony D. Do you have anything to say to the people? The masses, if you will, sir. Yes, I do. Let them know. Mother had you. Mother made you. Mother fuck you. Yes, sir. And on that note, you can sip.
Speaker: Exes second CD for those of you that do not know what you do not have this CD. Monday night for a brand new episode. I'm not saying it's the same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical time. We're the one and only the true champion.
Speaker: I'm in to get my belt. Keep it up. The greatest of all time. Oh, Jesus. The man who needs to be on one broadcast. Oh, hell yeah. Because Blake 316 said so.
Speaker: I hope that belt's there. I hope that belt's waiting at my doorstep when I get home tomorrow night. Cuz Monday, Tony, it's yo ass. It's yo ass. Cuz if you're as good as me,
Speaker: Oh my god. I'm telling you, he lit. No, I really don't. No, I do appreciate you guys. I really appreciate you guys hanging out. Thank you. Follow us on all social media. We'll see you Monday night with a brand new episode of the same nonsensical time. Same nonsensical channel. Hit the button. Hit the button. I'm not the only one who can hit the button here.
