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Nonsensical Nonsense 230 Why so quiet???

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Nonsensical Network

341 plays · Mar 4, 2023

Glick and the guys opened the doors for haters to come speak their mind but of course they were to chicken shit to show up and take the oppurtunity.... So the guys did what they do best and bring the funny kick ass We also had a special appearance from Rock Lee of EDM Combat


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Speaker: are you guys

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: Ehh

Speaker: what are you doing i didn't do nothing on you

Speaker: Come to a nonsensical nonsense. Apparently my laptop is possessed tonight and it is all over the fucking place. I've moved my desk to the living room area dining room area because I figured tonight was

Speaker: Gonna be a little bit wilder and crazier so you know I was trying to respect my neighbors so I moved my desk out here and apparently the boogie ghosts have invaded my laptop because it is. I'm halfway down the hallway and all of a sudden I hear Fosse and I'm like, what the hell? But anyways, welcome to the nonsense, everybody. I'm Glick.

Speaker: We got Tony D in the building. We got Jeffrey here. It's Saturday night. We're fixing these assholes are going to get drunk. That's the norm. They always drink. I'll be the sober one. Like always, I may still be drunk last night. I don't know. I get it. I get it. Yeah. If you guys are already good, check out the socials, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tik TOK.

Speaker: Don't forget you can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday on YouTube and Twitch and hang out in the chatters box and tell me to shut up. I think, uh, anytime you'd like wherever you want on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts at all.

Speaker: non -sensical nonsense podcast. Give us a like, give us a listen. And if you'd be so kind, give us a share. A share. Gentlemen, how are you doing? This fine, fine Saturday that I've only been awake about two hours of. Where do you at?

Speaker: I will listen to you Tony Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's credit just Tony's

Speaker: We're just gonna sit here drinking by ourselves because they're not gonna show up. I guarantee it. I, however, have a lot to say because I've been a busy little critter the last couple days. Yeah, you have. Go check out our social medias and you can see the link to Voyage Ohio's article that they did about myself and the show. That's up and

Speaker: And I don't know. I have a small up and running article. But I have a small bone to pick. There's only one picture of Tony. There's only one picture of you.

Speaker: and we had this discussion. I asked you assholes for pictures. Hey, you gave Tony PTSD about pictures so he won't give anybody pictures because every time he does, your dumb ass makes videos with him. For good reason. And I asked you guys for pictures and you're like, here you go. Screw it. Then it's going to be all me. I added a couple of pictures and logos and stuff like that.

Speaker: Oh, gentlemen, I have, I have a little bit of news. I'm still working on convincing, but there's a cat that does airbrush on shoes. And I'm trying to find me a pair of white Air Force ones. So he can make me some nonsensical nonsense. That's tennis shoes. Get my own.

Speaker: one off nonsensical nonsense Air Force wants. One off. Speaking of one offs, I finally bought my belt. I saw that. Oh my God. I do have to say. Nicky called me a giant man child. Yeah, well that too.

Speaker: And I said, well, yeah, I took my Toys R Us. So that should be here in the next couple of weeks. I took my Toys R Us very seriously. How much was it? I'm curious. It was actually like $200. Oh, that's not bad. It's all real leather and metal, correct? Yeah, it's all custom and everything. But it's six pounds. I mean, it's a full on belt.

Speaker: It might be a little bit bigger than the one I have. Nice. And Cash helped me design it because I was kind of torn between the silver, the silver with the black belt, or the gold with the black belt. And Cash was like, get the silver. It looks better. I like silver better. Yeah, I like the silver. I'm not a big gold guy. Yeah. So.

Speaker: I'm not Mr. T. I can't rock the gold. Just a second. Well, I think there's a difference between rocking gold and having 27 chains around your neck that are all gold. No, 100 % agree. However, I've never bought any jewelry, so to speak, that I wear that is gold. Yeah. As Chris stuffs his fat face.

Speaker: I am going to stuff my fat face, but I'm going to turn my camera off. I have not eaten much today. But I don't want to start drinking on a empty hungover stomach. No, 100 % agree. That is the worst thing you can do. So my fat ass went and got authentic Mexican tonight for dinner. So you went to Taco Bell? Yeah, buddy.

Speaker: the real Mexican food. Half of Mexico's graves fall over as I said that. Taco Bell authentic Mexican food is like. Wrong. Run for the border. It's like just terrible. Yeah, what are you going to do? It's cheap, it's easy, it's filling. My ass is already tore up from last night, so can't do any work. Yeah, you're going to shoot fire now.

Speaker: We were, uh, we went, um, we went to one of the breweries here around the corner. So I was drinking craft beer all night last night. And then we went, when they closed, we went across the street because there's a beer store, but there's also a bar in the beer store. So we went across the street for that. We went across the street there. And, uh, I was trying some different beers and there's a brew dog here in Ohio.

Speaker: and they've got a official Blue Jackets beer. It's called Cannon Blast. They didn't have any in the cooler behind the bar, but I was like, you know, I might grab a pass before we leave. And the bartender, she was like, I'll just go get the box and bring it out here if you've never had it. I got room in the cooler. I was like, oh, good. Doing better. Bet. We need to get a hold of somebody that makes craft beer.

Speaker: a nonsensical nonsense beer would be cool. I mean, they sell kids. Well, that's well, I don't want to do a kid. I mean, that sounds like a lot of work. Well, Jesse, you do it right there in your bathroom. I know I can. But my love, you wouldn't even have to make the fucker explode. Because it did. Then you then they're going to pressure involved or something like that. No, no.

Speaker: My mother -in -law used to make it. My ex -mother -in -law used to make it. I had a buddy of mine. He explained me how to make fruit flavored wine. And basically, very lightweight moonshine was basically what he was looking for. And he gave me the instructions and I have it all written down and everything. It just, it sounds like a lot of work.

Speaker: There's a lot of work or is it a lot of work for you? No, it's a lot of work. Not all at once a lot of work, but you have to

Speaker: You put the fruit, you cut up the fruit, which is super easy, I can do that. And then you put it in a clean five gallon bucket with something and let it fermentate. And then you gotta slowly drain it out into another clean bucket. And it's like a 15 step process. And I'm like, I can't keep track of all that shit. My look, my shit will be so goddamn strong, it'll kill me one day because I'll forget that the bucket's there.

Speaker: Because you put it all in a bucket and let it fermentate with the lid on. And then after a certain amount of weeks or months or something like that, you change buckets and add sugar and all this stuff. And I was like, yeah. It's like a very precise recipe, so to speak. And I'll just fuck it up because following instructions. No. I mean, when I buy IKEA furniture, I throw out the instructions and just put them together.

Speaker: So, well, I can't furniture is usually like three steps. Anyways. Yeah. I mean, it was like, however, um, my, my desk came with directions. Yeah. Screw the four things to the table and then the legs screw into it. Yeah. I'm like, what do I need these instructions for? I think I can figure this out. I agree. I agree. That's.

Speaker: Most 20 plus years in construction and building and building and fixing shit. I think I can figure out how to put four legs onto a onto a don't. Yeah. However, I do love buying IKEA furniture or something you got to put together with somebody that doesn't know your background because they're like, do you want the instructions? You're like, no. However, I did find something cool that I'm contemplating buying.

Speaker: I'm a huge giant car nerd, as we know, but I'm also a giant Back to the Future fan. And there's a company that makes a - Nobody believes you're buying a DeLorean, shut up. No, it's a sixth scale. It's a sixth scale of Back to the Future 2 DeLorean. And it's, you know, I mean, things like a foot and a half long,

Speaker: Yeah, eight inches fucking massive lights up and all this shit really fucking cool. And it's like 300 bucks. And you don't necessarily have to put it together, but there are certain parts that you have to put in. And then it's a giant display unit.

Speaker: that lights up like the headlights light up the green lights underneath uh when it's in hover mode uh the the wheels light up when it's in hover mode the the blue neon on the sides light up it's really fucking cool super detail and i kind of want one but i just can't justify the 300 to buy it and then another i think it's 150 bucks to ship it

Speaker: Yeah. Which is the hard part is that the shipping is what kills me every time because shipping is insane here. But it would be cool to have on display. Well, I mean, maybe maybe the Iranian government can float you alone since we just gave them yet another. Yeah. And I know right. I know. Right. On top of what we gave them the other day.

Speaker: But if I do buy it, it's technically a collector's item because they made like five years ago, they made the same company made the six scale replica of the first from the Back to Future car from the first movie.

Speaker: And right now, and it was once again, it was sold for like 200 bucks right now, used ones unboxed and you know, set on somebody's desk for months or whatever. Those are going for over $1 ,000 because they only make about 300 of them a year.

Speaker: or 300 in a run. So they make 300 and then they don't make it no more. So it's one of 300 for like 250, 300 bucks. But the first generation one they made, they're selling for like $1 ,000, $2 ,000. So it's kind of like, if I buy one,

Speaker: That's wild. It's a potential to sell it in 10 years. Like I'd buy it, leave it in the fucking box and just store it. And I could sell it for like four or five grand in 10 years. Buy it, leave it in the box, store it and lose it. Let's be honest, Joe. No, it's almost hard to like, it's the box is two foot by three foot. It's almost impossible to lose the box.

Speaker: And you know you take it out and be like, where we're going, we don't need roads. Day one, I'm buying that thing. I'm going to fucking take it apart, put it together. I sit there and stare at it for three days. Then go, why did I spend $300 on this? That looks cool. Leave the lights on. I should get my Superman cars out now that I have a place to put them. I got a bunch of the NHRA drag cars.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Several of the drivers did a Superman edition car. I think it was like for a Superman anniversary or something like that, but I got a job course and a couple other big name drivers. I got their drag cars, and they're all done up in Superman and shit like that. Badass. But they're the big scale replicas. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something else I was thinking about doing is there's a guy on TikTok. He builds little sceneries for Hot Wheels.

Speaker: And it's like, it's storage. It's like, he puts a little triangle shelf in his corner of his room, but it's a full scenery. So it's like a drift car drifting around a corner with smoke and all nine yards. It looks really amazing. And I was like, that looked really cool in my office because I can get Hot Wheels all day long. And then you just go to the hobby store that you buy, like train parts and all that stuff and build you a little scenery. And I think for my office.

Speaker: but this guy goes full crazy. He does little lights and all that stuff is really cool. I'm like, yeah, that'd be awesome. We 20 minutes in and everybody got a problem with the show ain't even here yet. This is some bullshit. I could have told you that. I know. I told you nobody's going to shut up. You got yourself all worked up for no reason and you got yourself all amped up for no reason because nobody got to come into the chat and say anything. No, because. This is a bleaker. How you doing? Because somebody is watching. All I know is where the hell everybody at?

Speaker: They're not going to come. They'll just watch. It's secrecy. It's free to record. And then go to run that air time or wherever the little drama community is and run their mouth and talk their shit. Yeah. I knew this was going to happen. They were not going to show. So I did a thing last night, gentlemen. What did you do? What did you do? I don't know if you can see. No. I just see the side of your head.

Speaker: Oh, you can pierce your ear. No, I put earrings back in. Oh. Because I had my ears pierced back when I was like 18. The last time I had earrings in. Now, did you do both? Yeah, both ears are done twice. Well, I had my gauged. I won't do that.

Speaker: I have my gauged, like they're still, you can still see the holes in my ear. And I had them gauged to, I think it was like a zero. I think it was zero. It was big enough I could stick my pinky through my ear hole. And I haven't worn, I haven't worn earrings. I'd say 12 years, 13 years, 14 years, something like that.

Speaker: Just because it got, it got old fast. But the ones I did have, they were, they were, um, the last earrings I had were, they were polycarbonate and colored, but they glue in the dark. Oh, I know. Yeah. Spencer still has those. Yeah. And I haven't worn my, I haven't worn earrings in probably about 18, 18 years. I was surprised that the holes never healed up.

Speaker: or closed up. I'm surprised mine have gotten as small as they are. The top ones, I had to kind of push them through because the back was healed up a little bit. But they just pushed right through. The bottom ones, fuck, the bottom ones, I threw the earrings right in. But if I wear earrings, I have to go buy closeable hoops.

Speaker: When you get your ear pierced at the piercing shop, they give you the hoop, like something that you would use for like your nipple or something like that. I have to get oops like that because my ear hole is so big, I can't use the stud. Oh, yeah. Because the stud is just like throwing a hot dog down the hallway kind of thing. What's your name? Just like some women. Yeah, it was.

Speaker: I I I didn't personally know your ex but I would guess me. Well, I mean, not to not to not to watch not not to shoot shots but shots fired. Clarify two two X's ago. Yes. Yes. I am talking about Charlotte the elephant. Summer breeze.

Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker: Yeah, I've been wanting to wear them for a while. And I was getting ready to buy some before summer and I started dating and then she kind of poo -pooed on the idea. And then I was going to a charity and she didn't seem like she was too keen on it.

Speaker: I think he's like, yeah, it'll be sexy. He's like, yeah, go ahead here. Use mine. You got those old hoops? The hoops. Yeah. Well, I did that a few months ago. I was, you know, a few months back, I was tormenting the girls and I had a set with the great big hoops and I had, I had, I had two big hoops in each year and I was prancing around the house, like, strutting around and sassing and all that. I was working it, bitch.

Speaker: Rupaul would have been so proud of me if he would have seen, she would have seen me. Is he a he or is she? So he, he does go by he, right? He's married with a family. He just does it for the money. And he said that when I realized, oh yeah, no, there's a lot of straight. Yes. I fully understand that. Cause there was a ton of money in it. All you had to do was dress up for it. Don't mean you live in that life. I understand it. I was never sure.

Speaker: I guess proper pronouns for RuPaul. I don't think RuPaul ever identified as a woman, unless he was in drag. I think he always identified as a drag queen. And didn't even identify himself as a woman when he wasn't drag queen. Yeah, just drag queen. No, I knew drag queens down in Charleston, straight, married men, and they did drag. There was money. There was good money in it. But that wasn't like their profession. They just didn't have fun.

Speaker: But they also made really good money. I bet you. The only time I've ever dressed in quote unquote drag was Halloween, you know, but because I, I, my wife and I, uh, she dressed in one of my suits, well, in a suit using my tie and stuff. And I dressed in, in her wedding dress and we went trick or treat with the kids, uh, just cause we thought it was funny. You know, damn well, your wife didn't fit in.

Speaker: to any of your clothes and you didn't fit into any of her clothes. What are you talking about? You ruined her wedding dress dragging out because she's. Oh, I drag. Oh, yeah. We have to pin that motherfucker up. We did have to pin that motherfucker up.

Speaker: I'm not calling your wife that, I'm saying. My wife has these boots that are, they look like, what do they call? They look like Caterpillar boots, but they got like a four inch heel. No, they look like Caterpillar work boots, but they have like a four inch heel on them.

Speaker: So I wore those that night so that her dress wouldn't drag as much and we still had to pin it up. So yes, yeah. And it's not the hangover, it's you. No, but I mean, I was literally right before the show. What do you mean?

Speaker: She's a foot and a half taller than me. What do you think? I mean, you check ass. You see the scene in She -Hawk when Daredevil showed up. She's got high water pants on. He jumped on his ass.

Speaker: I was just watching on TikTok right before we started the show. This guy, he interviews people on the street and he's like, he was asking chicks, what would be the least amount of money you would do this or do that? And one of the thing came up was, what are you doing, Tony?

Speaker: It's 30 minutes. Y 'all suck. Keep going. Oh my gosh, Tony. Yes, you can count. We're happy for you. You can read a clock. Goodie for you. But the guy was asking, what's the least amount of money you would sell your used underwear for? Yeah. Underwear. Like these chicks, they'll go out and buy a thong at Walmart or whatever, wear it for a day, and then put them on his website and sell them.

Speaker: That's been going on for years. Yeah, and and she said she last year she made $150 ,000 doing it. She's being cloned.

Speaker: No, it's a bunch of fucking perverts in the basement. That's how it's going. I got girly pennies. And they're cloning your ass. You're being incubated somewhere else. No, there's some nasty food in his face. Yeah, there's some nasty food in his face that's sniffing that shit. I got a tale to tell on that one. Oh my god. Uh oh. A tale to tell on the pony? No, I'm just saying.

Speaker: If you go to wear old drawers from somebody else, if somebody's gonna pay you that much money for your dirty drawers, what do you think they're doing with them? They're not just sniffing them. They're not just wearing them. They're not just fantasizing about you on that shit. They're about to damn replicate your ass. Y 'all keep playing. I'm not doubting you, Tony, but I am gonna disagree. I'm gonna say 99 % of the time.

Speaker: I don't believe in the whole cloning.

Speaker: I do. I do. They **** doing it. I do. They **** doing it. I mean, I definitely think that there's cloning but I don't think that um the guys who are buying women's used panties are I guarantee you it's a 300 pound fat guy in his basement at his mom and dad's house going. Yeah. I don't think they're quite on the evolutionary rung where they're able to clone people. Well, I did know that but I mean, it just

Speaker: Are you sure it was really a clone or was it just just a twin? She probably sprays liquid shit in the in the drawers. She don't wear them. All I know all I know is that girl said she made 150 K in the in the past in the past year doing it and I was like.

Speaker: That's the difference between guys and girls. We could go. I mean, you know, honestly, we got the baby. All we need is a fake profile picture. We could go to Walmart or whatever, buy a whole bunch of panties, spray them with shit. Well, you can wear. I mean, you probably wear them, Jeff. But yeah, just spray them with something and let them whatever for a couple of days and then send them out. And then fucking dudes don't know anything. You just get a bunch of fake pictures.

Speaker: Yeah, I start showing fake Instagram. I get it. Yeah. Oh, I know. And then we're in the, the panty selling business. And then Jeff will actually Jeff will accidentally wear all the panties and then there'll be a bunch of clothes. There's an old commercial where, where.

Speaker: I can't remember when I saw it. I think it was like in that movie. It's multiplicity. No, there's this old, there's this old commercial. It was, it was, it was about buying things online. And this guy goes to a vending machine. It says where you could buy, use girls' panties. You can do that in Japan. I believe you can. They have a vending machine, but

Speaker: You see the guy put his dollar in, he buys it, and then he's like, ooh, he's all excited, and he goes home. And it shows a picture of the girl that, quote unquote, wore them. And then it cuts to a factory where this big sumo guy wears subjects panties, doing squats. It says, be careful what you buy.

Speaker: commercial on TV. I tell you don't watch TV. I watch TV. I don't watch that **** but I watch it. It's commercial. I mean, you don't get to pick what commercials you watch. I'm going to go to the bathroom with a commercial. Oh, speaking of shows, the new season of The Walking Dead is out and holy ****

Speaker: Oh, no. The new thing's been watching the hell out of it. She's obsessed with it. A midget card on Paramount Plus. What you need to watch on Paramount Plus after after you get done with that, Tony D? Reacher. Well, that's on that's on on Pride.

Speaker: Watch Tulsa King. What's the law? Is it good? You don't have to turn on plus four because I think one of the regular cable channels have it and I've heard good reviews about this It's fucking awesome. Nicki and I started watching it and I was like man, I really hope there's a season two so we're looking at it like I guess as After the third episode premiered

Speaker: they automatically signed it because it was so popular and people were watching it. People were going crazy. This is true. They said it was the first, the pilot episode was outstanding from what I was saying. Yeah. I mean, from Jump Street, it's been, it's been phenomenal and it hasn't been proper. They said it's been proper. Yeah. I'm not the biggest fan, but. Mayor of King, Kingstown. Kingstown's got good reviews too. This is true. Yeah. We're going to watch that next. This is on Paramount.

Speaker: We got an XFL game coming on in about 20 minutes. I meant to do a broadcast with Richard about that today, but I was tired of me and Jason. I plan on doing one in the morning. Yeah, there's an XFL game. There was one Thursday night I missed it. What's up Amanda? Anybody got a problem with the show? Tell them I say come over here, please golf. Anybody got a problem with the show? Tell them I say come over here, please. Alika, anybody got a problem with show? Tell them I say come over here, please. Amanda says nice article, Blake.

Speaker: Thank you, Amanda. I appreciate that. Yeah. I got I got a lot of really cool compliments. Our man, our buddy, our little buddy Noah comes out of nowhere. And and he read it and he messaged me and him and I were talking the other day on Instagram. We will. And then he even made a like a little shout out. Congratulations. Instagram story for me. We were talking to you. It's like she's like, that's awesome, man. Congratulations. We chitchat it a little bit.

Speaker: I was telling Nikki about him. That's our youngest fan. And at first, Jeff and I were going to kind of show him away, but he was really cool. He's really mature and everything like that. But he was a cool cat. We chit -chatted and caught up a little bit. We haven't talked in a while. Obviously, he hasn't been down here in a minute. But he was pretty excited. I got a lot of good feedback. I think golf hit me up.

Speaker: uh smoke hit me up. I said, I said, I sent the article to the to to like the main people. Uh the guys from over and out, I sent them the article. They hit me up um and then I also at the end of the interview, they asked me to uh for like, you know, uh a couple people that I thought would be good reads or like that they should interview like nominate. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I said Rockley and

Speaker: And somebody else in there. I think I might have put Prince of Chaos in there as well. So they could maybe reach out to them. Speaking of Prince of Chaos, I was talking to him the other day.

Speaker: catch him up he's kind of taking a a hiatus from social media back in December because he's tired of all the Not that he's getting into drama, but all the drama and shit and all the bullshit So he's like I just stepped away from it But he's like dude, I want to come back on the show man He's got all three of his poetry books done and he's got his novel first novel done All in their numbers here don't took talking. He told my he tired of it. That's a hit and a half right there. I

Speaker: Well, no, you gotta remember. That's why you here to suck. Keep going. Well, and it wasn't even anything that he was involved in. Kind of like our shit. I'm not involved in any of it yet. They can't keep my dick up or my name out their mouth. You know? Agreed. For years. And when you try to walk right through it. You gotta figure if you multiply the amount of followers by the amount of hate you get, it's gotta be like a

Speaker: 40, 60 split or 60, 30 split. Matt first always told me when you got here is you're doing good. So I appreciate it. We'll get your answer. No, I agree. I agree. So. Cat Williams said it best, you know, if you ain't got nobody to hate on you, feel free to hate on me. He might want to stop talking about that and start talking like that based on what they did do to his ass. Yeah, I'm not going to be as big as Cat Williams. I hate to be the bearer of bad news coming.

Speaker: I am. I'm going to be bigger. Oh, and absolutely. I mean, absolutely. I know you saw it, Tony. I know you probably haven't seen it yet, but I'm ready. Oh, I'm I'm I'm in the who? The who? Who the **** is that?

Speaker: He's a stand -up comedian. He tells a story. He got famous during 2020 and 2021 about telling the story about when he was in college. He actually got mixed up with the Russian mafia and robbed a train. He robbed his college classmates. Classmates and the entire train. Yeah. And it's being turned into a movie. No, this happened in real life though. This is a true story. It's been confirmed by his classmates.

Speaker: and uh we never heard of a movie you never heard of a train be around it was in russia oh okay that's why we hear that i'm sorry it was also like it was also in the 90s some years ago yeah i was alive i was around yeah but once again the thing social media wasn't really around social media was okay calm down number one number one it was in russia

Speaker: Number two. If it didn't happen on social media, it doesn't exist. Apparently, according to Tony. Basically what happened is they went on a class trip because he signed up for what he thought was a Spanish class and after three days he realized, I don't think this is Spanish because it was Russian, and he went to leave and the teacher said, look, I need 14 people in the class

Speaker: So, I can teach the class and if we don't have 14 people, it's not feasible to have the class. Uh if you stay because if I teach this class, I get a, I get a master's degree. Right. And she said, if you stay, I'll give you a **** seat. He's like, I'm in. I'm in. They're right. He took two years of Russian. He took two years of Russian. Got a C. Didn't learn a ****

Speaker: And they said, we're going to go on a trip to Russia. And if you go to the trip, you'll get a minor in Russia. And he's like, I'm in. Let's go. So they went. And because during that time in Russia, Russia was controlled by the mob. And they said, we've hired two Russian mobsters to protect us and keep us safe. Do not talk to them. Do not hang out with them. And Bert said to himself, all I want to do is hang out with them.

Speaker: Right. Because he was a party guy. Dude has been lit since 1992. Right. And he goes over to the guy and he says a term to him in Russian that he thought was, I'm a drinking machine and I like to fuck pussy.

Speaker: But what he said in Russia was, I'm the machine, and I work with cats. And they said, wait, what did you say? He says, I'm the machine. And they're like, oh, that's awesome. He became a huge hit, right? Jesus. Well, it's been turned into a movie. And the guy that plays his dad is Mark Hummel. It's Mark Hummel.

Speaker: It's good to see him get an actual acting role and not just voice work. Okay, calm down. I agree. The trailer looks amazing. I hear you. Amanda, your comments are hilarious. I think you had a bad day. But Alicia being noticed. I'm gonna watch it. We have 43 minutes and 45 seconds. All y 'all haters suck. I told you they're not gonna show, Tony.

Speaker: I don't know why you got all excited. They didn't need to shut the fuck up. Tony is, Tony, I gotta, I gotta say one thing. Tony did what you asked for. He told me to get ready. Get lit before the show. He's lit. I'm not even lit. I'm not even lit. I'm happy. I don't even think he's drinking. But as I said, as I said, nobody's gonna show up because they're pussies.

Speaker: you see me hustle hoes back at once because I know I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I do I don't know if you've seen it but there's a there's an interview with uh what's his name Ricky Gervais or he's talking about people getting offended he's like

Speaker: how privileged are people that that they get offended by words and um deciding has turned to words being offensive due to a lot of crowds that's right and then you also got people who's committing suicide people saying any intensity and then the popularity that they were gained from talking about people that is what we call Darwinism survival of the fittest oh it's how arrogant

Speaker: Hold on. He says, how arrogant are you that you think you've served? Go through life with no one ever offending you. Try to catch me riding dirty. Try to catch me riding dirty. Try to catch me riding dirty. Try to catch me riding dirty. Try to catch me riding dirty. That video cracks me up. And I won that car. See, this is what you all don't know. When I would do my amnesty, this is exactly what I would do. I would see him wait on your monkey ass to show up for a fucking hour. And then when an hour hit, I would go off on that.

Speaker: He's gonna go off. I don't know. I feel like it takes a vibe. It takes a vibe. It takes a vibe. I'm actually chilling right now. You said you're gonna unleash, you're gonna open the floodgates, give an open opportunity in 46 fucking minutes and some of these slack jobs, shit talking over opinionated, ain't doing nothing else with themselves. Always want to have something to say about what somebody does because they can't do shit asses and hear you.

Speaker: I would like to say I'm surprised, but at the end of the day, let's be honest. I've done this on more than one occasion you all have seen it yourselves. Bring it forward. Let's be honest. Bring that damn dick sucker that y 'all keep using on the wrong dicks. Some of y 'all on the wrong clicks. The rest of y 'all, the both of them. Some of y 'all look like you have clicks, but next row, you have dicks.

Speaker: Some of y 'all need to shave, most of y 'all need a dentist, and the rest of y 'all need to bathe. Are we hearing bitches? Clearly, this is the biggest show I use, and don't nobody see nothing else that I do, so I'm gonna go ahead and talk my shit. Get your asses the fuck up here. Turn your cameras on, turn your microphones on.

Speaker: You can't create a conversation yourself and you ain't gonna talk about this. You call it somebody out. This is the fuck wrong with you. Absolutely, Amanda. I'm on the answer man. I told you this is me sober. I ain't start drinking yet.

Speaker: I ain't started drinking yet. Go ahead, you're good. Y 'all missed it when I'm going off on people. First, I've had open invites and people did not show up. I mean, I would like to say that I've seen it, but if I don't catch it live, you delete it as soon as you're done. So, how far are you? Let me get on your way. Keep it around me for two years.

Speaker: You've known you've seen it, and I didn't delete it. As a matter of fact, the majority of the ones that I have then were deleted by another entity, if you will. Yeah, they got you. They ain't get me. The interweb Mufazo got you. That's enough. Go ahead. And they said, take this shit down. That's right. Thank you, golfers. I mean, thank you, golfers. I appreciate it. Yes. Yes, it is. No, you don't watch it. Don't watch it, OK? I sure.

Speaker: good golf. You don't understand. I've been called. I will. Hi. Hi. Hi. They ain't going to show up. I talked about this. Glitz is mean to you. Huh? Glitz is mean. He called you Glitz.

Speaker: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Speaker: That is absolutely true. What's wrong with a bunch of people on the internet is all they want to do is call somebody out. I said this the other day. Y 'all want to call somebody out. You want to debunk somebody's truth and you want to outprove somebody's research. You probably got lied to as well. Bring your asses. Bring your asses. Bring your asses. Do the do. Do the do. You know everything we do wrong, but you don't want to be there when we do right. Bring your asses.

Speaker: Bring your asses, bring your asses. You know what, you probably the one that didn't start the fight in the finish and ran away from the one you were supposed to get into. Bring your asses, bring your asses, bring your asses. We're not even bullying nobody. You said something, come on, talk to us.

Speaker: I, I, I, honest moments. I haven't started drinking yet. I haven't had a drink since 18 hours ago. So I am calm. I am sweet. I am not loud. I'm happy to be with you. We got our kids around. I'm chilling. Bring your asses. Bring your asses. Bring your asses. They're not going to come, Tony.

Speaker: You have to be filled. Stay in Mexico. Every other platform, you got something to say anywhere else. You have something to say when there's every conversation. There's always something to talk about. You don't want to come here now and we can straighten it out. We can do it. 51 seconds. Bring your asses. Bring your asses. Bring your asses.

Speaker: All the apps we get on, you already know where we're at. We cleared all this up. My house was over, especially a bunch of the former house folks. You know exactly where we are, anywhere that we're broadcasting. We've been doing this for over a year. I've been up here for a year with these jokes. We're on more than one platform.

Speaker: You watch the show afterwards. You know what time it comes on. You know what channel it's on. And you're still not here. Bring your asses. They're currently screen recording near a ramp right now, so they can use it against you later. I don't care. Put this shit on TikTok. Spoiler alert. I done told y 'all about talking shit and not being able to face the motherfucker you talking shit about, and then trying to spread the rumor about a motherfucker you don't even want to go see. Bring your asses.

Speaker: How arrogant are you to think that you deserve to go through life with no one ever saying anything that you don't agree with or like?

Speaker: I want people to stop saying that joke's offensive. I want them to start saying, I found it offensive. Because that's all it is. You're just telling me how you feel about it. There's nothing intrinsically offensive about this joke. You don't have to pave the jungle. You can just grow a pair and have a laugh about it. Yeah, but you shouldn't know if people's feelings. Well, you can if their feelings are wrong. If you don't like the facts, don't change the facts. Change the feelings.

Speaker: Let me go ahead and elaborate on that, Jeff. He actually made an excellent point. I want to thank you for playing that. I had all the clips you ever fucking sent me. I want to thank you for that one. He said, how are you going to address their feelings when they're feelings are wrong? It's the truth. A bunch of you out there got some inner pains to why you are so fucking negative that we had nothing to do with. And sensitive. If you were a bitch made, well, that's previous. And we're going to elaborate on that. Golf Hawk, I don't do drugs. I do alcohol and women.

Speaker: If you have a previous pain and you take down everybody, you actually project a lot of what you're going through to another motherfucker to help you get over what it is you've been through that we didn't even fucking know about. A bunch of us are guilty of that. Yeah, and a bunch of us are guilty of that. But we can't be held accountable for something that happened in your past before we knew you. We cannot, especially when we had nothing to fucking do with it. I don't hold nobody accountable for something I haven't done. And I can actually be controversial with that with a lot of conversations I've had in the past. So I understand it and I hear it.

Speaker: That being said, if you got a problem with the show based on their delivery and you don't like what they say, you just don't watch it, you don't have to comment on it. There are a bunch of people out there who broadcast, I don't watch this shit. I'm up here three times a week to do another broadcast after that. I do another one outside of those two and then I do my own after those three. I'm all over the place. A lot of people don't like what I do.

Speaker: I'm actually upset that people aren't here for me as much as I'm there for them, because I try to support everybody regardless. I can give my opinion without being offensive, because I know how to deliver my message. A bunch of you motherfuckers don't. You don't care. It is not getting you nowhere. If you want to expand your brain, you got to be able to talk to any and everybody out there, period, that end of story. That's how the famous people are fucking doing it. No, but you got to remember, the one thing that you can't do is please everybody.

Speaker: I got that part. I'm trying to gain everybody as an audience. You're right, Jeff. I'm trying to gain everybody as an audience at least once. I get that. Which is what we all should strive for.

Speaker: No, not just in business, in general. If you and I walked in a room and we've never met, if you and I walked in a room together and we've never met, I'm going to be cordial and nice to you until you or I fuck up.

Speaker: to the point where you, you or myself goes, I don't like that motherfucker. I'm not going to hang out with you. Always don't want to like somebody who doesn't want to work with people. If you're stuck on yourself, you don't need nobody. I don't have to like you. However, no, no, no, no. We can have a difference of opinion with you and I do all the time. Yes. But a difference of opinion does not mean that I don't like you.

Speaker: And it also doesn't mean that we still can't be prosperous to get them. Agree. The problem is, is everybody takes that first little hiccup in any new relationship, whether it be dating friends, one of co -workers, whatever. They take that first little hiccup and go, oh, he must be all bad.

Speaker: Well, there's an aspect of mathematics that's going on in society. One part's wrong is all wrong. Some people, the first fuck up with the one fuck up, they'll never forget. That's the most we would have left. You give me one time, that's for me. I mean, that's on you. You give me twice, that's on me. I understand that. This is a business and this is a...

Speaker: industry, I will say it like that, where mistakes are going to happen, nothing's going to be perfect as much as we try to and much we fight for. I fully understand that. My problem is, and I'm gonna say this repeatedly, this is why I get pissed off. There are at least a hundred of us who should be live streaming individually, if not together, and we should all be following each other and we're sitting around bullshit. The fuck is we doing?

Speaker: I'm just saying. You can't think like that, because 99 % of people, whether you support them or not, are never going to support you. This is true. That's the reality I'm facing right now. I'm brand new to all this. I read your article. You got a decade in the game. I got that.

Speaker: I did only have one picture. I'm with Jeff. That's some bullshit, but I'll take that. That was a good picture. See, I told you. I had more than you fucking pricks for pictures and more than you fucking pricks for like. You know what? Let me have my amnesty. I would look. And I even told you guys. You know what the fuck wrong with you? Send me a couple of good pictures. You know what's wrong with you? You and I are linked up in more than one platform. I bet you I can find five good pictures of your ass.

Speaker: I have a ton of pictures on my social media. I don't take selfies. And I was trying not to include pictures of our kids in this article. Tony, you have a - I got a bunch of solar pits. Amanda, this is my problem. That is my problem, Amanda. That is my problem. What did she say? I messed it up. It's up there. That is my problem.

Speaker: And I try to support people and help people and do things like that. I've been burnt more times than I can count.

Speaker: But at the same time, I'm not linking up and I'm not putting energy into somebody who cannot create content. I'm sorry. You're fucking a waste of time and energy. And you're not writing my coattails. I'm tired of people writing my coattails. Well, even if it's not even about writing. If you can't support me in something I do, then why should I support you in something you do?

Speaker: That's a business aspect. I fully understand. And in a way, they are riding our coattails because the only way they stay relevant is when they're creating drama and talking shit behind our backs. I haven't heard anything about that. No, but it's not about, it's, you gotta, you gotta think of it this way. When you talk about the show, the show really is its own animal at this point because of the simple fact

Speaker: It's the three of us that create the show. We have no format for the show. We just... You two created the show. I just try to add to it. And all that's going to fit us. You two created it. I try to add to it. I agree. It's my show. I do everything. No, but what I'm saying is the show itself only has two rules, which we break all the time, but... We break it once a month. Once a month. We do break them, but here's the thing.

Speaker: I don't have a problem if every once in a while we have a conversation about politics or whatever, or stuff like that. Because between the three of us, we have pretty good conversations. Absolutely. Absolutely. Tony and I have had conversations together on shows. We have very good conversations. And it's not a screaming match. I think a bunch of y 'all are jealous that I could have a decent conversation with a motherfucker I don't always agree with, and vice versa. I think that's the biggest problem that people have. And once again, once again, we are very much so.

Speaker: We're here. People think because I'm a Trump supporter that Tony should automatically hate me forever for everything. And and and vice versa. I should I should hate Tony on the left. You know, like, oh, you should hate Tony because he's on the left. Fuck you. Tony's a nice guy. I like him. I mean, I don't agree on everything like he's a new Star Trek nerd. And I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm a guy like Harry Potter.

Speaker: Once again, same thing. Tony's not a huge Harry Potter nerd, so I should hate him for it. Good job. The lady from Harry Potter recreated Star Wars with wizards. She did not recreate Star Wars. It is true. It is true. If you think about it, Tony, if you actually break down Harry Potter, it's basically Star Wars. No, it's not. It's Star Wars with wands. No, it's not. Yeah, they're just shitty lightsabers, is all. Look at the breakdown. It's actually a phenomenal fantasy, in my opinion.

Speaker: It is a phenomenal fantasy. Dylan Renaud was good. It was a phenomenal... I can't remember the other day characters. I love the storyline. I love the creativity. I'm not... Well, here's my question. If you had the chance to actually go to Hogwarts, would you go? No, why? No, like real life. Like go learn spells and shit? I wouldn't. I probably...

Speaker: You wouldn't go learn how to be a magical person. A wizard? A wizard, yes. I don't know. You wouldn't go? I guarantee you, this guy's never even seen Harry Potter, but he'd go. I don't, it doesn't, it might intrigue me, but I'm not jumping on my skin like - Like I'd knock on your door tomorrow, you've never met me, and I said, Tony, you're a wizard. I'm gonna take you to a school. You gotta prove to me I got the powers. You gotta prove to me I got the powers.

Speaker: I start a fire in your fire with a stick. You start a fire, but you're telling me I'm a wizard. I always start a fire with a stick. I don't know how you guys start a fire, but I always use sticks. Thank you, Stevie. I literally, really, OK. Let's say I have uncontrollable, undeniable proof that you are a magical person. And I say, Tony, I'm going to take you to a school where you go to school just like you did back in high school, but

Speaker: We're going to teach you magic. We're going to teach you how to be a wizard. I'm going to be a wizard. She's a wizard. Deep. Deep wizard. You're saying you want to go? I don't know. So sweet. So sweet has had an evil kind of taste. I'm like, when will you fucking leave? Of course, I would want to have some type of superpowers or some type of magic under my belt. That'd be great. But I need to understand it. One thing you learn about magic, you're getting powerful. That's what the school is for.

Speaker: Yeah, but you still learn it. And they did. They did teach them this. They did teach them this. So, so you're saying if I showed up, gave you undeniable proof that you are a magical conduit because, quote unquote, a wizard. Everybody has that in them. I'm like, everybody has that in them. I'm like, no, no, no, no. In the Harry Potter universe, there are people that do not have magical abilities.

Speaker: the normal people, and then their wizards and witches. You're saying, if I say, Tony, you're a magical person, you can actually, I'm saying, I prove it in that time. I don't know how. You're trying to coerce me to do what you want me to do. No, no, no, no, no. I just answered you now.

Speaker: You really are trying to. I just answered you nine. I'm not. I'm shocked that if I could prove to you that you're a wizard, that you wouldn't go to the school? You had to prove it to me, then I'd probably go. I'm saying that. I don't think I have. I mean, some people have some sort of magic in them. Everybody has some sort of magic in them, the same way everybody would have that mutant gene from X -Men and all that shit. OK, fine. You would have to kind of show me where I have it in me. If I could prove it within myself, then I probably would go.

Speaker: My luck, I'd have the gene from that looper where I can float a coin. I mean, yeah, Looper was kind of dope, actually. It was. But the telekinesis that everybody had, they could float a coin. Telekinesis is a motherfucker. That's the one I'm looking for. Glick, you want to go to your music? Well, I'm just letting you guys shoot you. I'm done. Go to the music. I've already got the song lined up and everything. Go for it.

Speaker: go for it. Take a little break. The black top mojo for your ear hole since Tony's in a fighting mood. We got some black top. Let us pick me that to show up. Get the **** out of here. Come out and play. Wait, hold on. I think I can do it.

Speaker: Yeah, but I don't know if I'm exactly golf. Damn right. There you go, Jeff. You gotta have more body. You gotta get three bottles. I ate three bottles. I ate three bottles. Rather than a popper. Yeah, my face just gotta be bigger. This is Dr. Right. You ate golf all. Don't forget about Finley. Finley showed up too. That was my motherfucker right there. That Finley was a sun match, man. Yeah. But let's see.

Speaker: Let's take a real quick break. Welcome back here in a few minutes. Got a little black top mojo. When we get back, uh, got some, uh, breaking news for you guys and, uh, talking bitches will show up. We also have five that we need to, yeah. Oh, I forgot about the starting five. Damn. You see how crunk I am? I never forgive the starting five. I'm here because of the story. Tony using crunk.

Speaker: Yeah! Tony's crunk, Tony's crunk, Tony's crunk, everybody be careful. Yeah, Tony's crunk, we're out to the duck, everybody duck. Oh, Jesus Christ, Tony. Whoa, watch your, swing it all in your faces, get your hands. Oh, hey! Somebody call 911. Oh, but please call 911. There's a giant black anaconda loose in the gym. And it's hungry. Animal control. And it's hungry. And it's hungry.

Speaker: Look at that snake or Harry Potter. It's a giant black anaconda, just 100 for white women. And the white folks are running. I'm going out to my car, because that's where my gun is, since I can't bring it in. Tony, I'm never going to the gym with you. Tony's like, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot. It's just my making.

Speaker: unless you're a pretty girl, then they'll watch the ricochet. I've seen the movie Anaconda. You ain't fooling me, pal. Yeah. So, we're going to take a real quick break. We'll be back here just a few minutes. Enjoy a little if you will.

Speaker: for your ear holes. With... That one.

Speaker: Even when I'm staring at the mirror My only wish now is I can take it all back And I've robbed every bank from here to Houston Only thing on my mind now is keep on shooting

Speaker: The bullets spread out into the sky I'm immortal now, baby, we're legends every day You got me crying now, yeah, you think you are But finally you're just an ex -bullet in my gun Wow, finally you're just an ex -bullet in my gun

Speaker: Where the moon gets full and the coyote cries These men are all driven by created lies You see that smoking gun in my hair And it's the bodies that drop into the desert sand

Speaker: I'll miss all the gunshots and the distance, we'll keep on running Yeah, I'll just keep on running And I'll turn my spring out through the air Anything in front of my guns, I'll have a breath And bullets spread out into the sky

Speaker: Time to put them out, baby, legends never die You got me cut out now, yeah, you think you won Well, probably you're just the next bullet in my gun Well, probably you're just the next bullet in my gun

Speaker: Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy.

Speaker: Big boy. Big boy. Don't worry, y 'all. I'm out of shape too. You might stand a chance. Bring your asses. Bring your asses. Bring your asses. It's not really trying to fist fight somebody over the internet. I'll start punching his laptop. Oh, check it out. Check, check, check, check, check. Let me duck. Whoa. Left hook. Five wee, five wee. Hit him with the rubber dope, Tony D. Hit him with the rubber dope. This is some bullshit.

Speaker: Welcome back to the second hour of the nonsensical nonsense podcast. I'm Tony D up top as you look up top as Jeff Hawk. For those of us who don't know those of you who don't know who the fuck we are. It's your fault. The rest of you who do you should have been here by now. Got any questions to the email, nonsensical nonsense podcast, all one word gmail .com. We're on all podcast platforms. Well, Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Twitch. We will be on Instagram working on being on TikTok and.

Speaker: I'm tired of people talking shit on the show. Where the fuck y 'all at? Thank you very much. We are on Instagram and TikTok. Not live. Not live. I've been live on TikTok. Yeah. On our account. I've been on TikTok every once in a while. It's not an all the time thing, but we do know live on TikTok. We've been live on Instagram. But welcome back to the show, everybody. That was a little Black Top Mojo. Speaking of Black Top Mojo.

Speaker: I know gentlemen and listeners. The one and only Matt James lead singer of Blacktop Mojo will be joining us next week, Wednesday nights. I'm not sure if the rest of the band will be with you. Hopefully we will definitely have lead singer of Blacktop Mojo, Mattie James in the building, hanging out with us. Me trying not to fan girl and lose my shit, but

Speaker: You've actually talked about that before. I can literally see, you've seen the guest of Jonah Hill screaming. That's crazy. Yeah, a little bit. They are one of my favorite bands. You know, we have been playing their music on the show since we started. Our catalog has grown over the last few months, music -wise, with different artists and stuff like that. But they're one of my favorite rock bands. I've been a fan for years.

Speaker: And for, you know, having them on was like a dream gift for me. Just because I am, and you guys, you guys that have been around for a while, you guys listened to the show and everything like that, you know, how much we like them. Even turn Tony into a little bit of a fan of their music. Two of the songs. Two of the songs, yes.

Speaker: He likes me, I think he likes more than two, because you're like, with a woman, you're like, the woman, the video group, the guitar solo, yes. But jealousy. Video gaps right away. For the love of the money, for the love of money, I got to give them those two songs, gentlemen, straight up for real. I mean, do it for the money. Do it for the money. I got y 'all with it. Got y 'all. Y 'all are good with the other ones. But I know they're super busy, so it's really cool that, you know, Matt,

Speaker: is willing to take a little bit of time out of their schedule and come hang out with us on the show for a little bit. So, like I said, one of my dream gets this in this early stage of the show. Yes. Um and uh absolutely freaking stoked about it. So, I can't wait till next Wednesday. It's not going to get here fast enough. Speaking of

Speaker: Rockley was here last week with us and we did another impromptu starting five as we discussed that we would do those when our guest was on the show with us. We're not gonna make out an all the time thing, but you know, that way it's still kind of a wrap. But it was, Rocky asked us who are five, top five interview that we would like to have on the show. Or, you know, whatever.

Speaker: Just to give you guys a little bit of a recap. Rocky said, Dave Chappelle, Mr. Beast, Meth'd man. Not method man. Yeah, I know. I saw it. Meth'd man. You guys literally looked at it right after I created it and said, yeah, it looks good. I think you're saying the spelling out that we told you, your best. No, no. I just want to know. He had. No, no, it's great. He had Kanye.

Speaker: He had Kanye West, not Kanye. Uh, nonsensical nonsense, which we talked about that. And I've talked to Rockley about that thing. And that'd be really cool. Uh, you know, like him and random Rick or somebody coming here and put the script on us and, and interview us. And then he had Jay -Z. Jeffrey had, uh, Ice Cube, Keanu Reeves, President Trump, Eminem, Kid Rock, and John C. McKinley.

Speaker: Tony had Trump Jr, Andrew Yang, General Wesley Clark, Ryback, Stone Cold, and Eddie Murphy. And then I had Joe Rogan, Mike Tyson, Dr. Dre, Kanye West again. Carl Brooks and Mr. Mike Calta from my favorite morning radio show.

Speaker: Um, and as we said, you know, Rocky was just kinda, you know, as a guest or whatever, he was kind of an honorable mention. He did get himself a couple of votes numbers. Numbers are not all that exciting. And, um, no, I was trying to look at it today. The numbers are not huge. I think a lot of people are just, I don't know, you know, they'll go like the post. Uh, you know, there's a lot of likes and stuff like that, but that's just not a lot of votes.

Speaker: I don't hear that ****. I'm winning so far. Where are you winning it? I see three votes on the list that I posted. I see three. You got one and you got and Jeff got one. Yeah, I think I think Rock Lee got one. Yeah, Rock got one. Yes, right. Rock. You got one. I voted for Rock. I voted for Rock.

Speaker: more of his votes to him came from the show. Sorry, Rocky. Maybe, maybe if Jeff would have spelled shit properly and he had method man and not method man. Well, here's my thought. You gotta understand my thought process, especially with Kanye West. I figured if I spelled his name wrong, he'll show up and yell at me. So, you know. Tony D, where all did you put it at? Cause I thought I went to your TikTok,

Speaker: Twitter, Twitter, my Facebook, my Instagram. I didn't see any votes on Facebook. I don't see any. The one I see in my Facebook front that Jeff put out there, I don't see those numbers, but they may be on us. It's going to his page. Yeah, there's the only one that I put it everywhere on purpose that you all are. So you can see that I didn't make the numbers up on us. Right. I yeah, I would tell that I want to make sure you put anywhere else because I went to Instagram.

Speaker: Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and Twitter, and TikTok. TikTok, yeah. Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, that's where I put them at. And I see three for me, one for you, one for Jeff, and one for Golf Hawk. Rock. Well, Rock, please. We're gonna see three for you, Ed. I think it's on my Instagram one. You got two on Instagram. You'll see... Actually, Nersi voted for me on Twitter. Yeah, that's what... Yeah, she's the only one that voted because then you guys had that...

Speaker: Got Rackley, you, Nurses Vote, and then me. And then Shadow just said, what the fuck nightmare? I'm not quite sure what that means, but okay. I feel like I got two on TikTok. I feel like I got a few of them on Instagram as well. Yeah, well, I mean, I put it on my Instagram page, or on our Instagram page. I can put it on my page.

Speaker: I'll make that one check. What numbers do you have? Jeff, what number do you have? That's what I have. I have the only one numbers I saw were the ones on TikTok. Yeah, I didn't put it on my Instagram page. OK. And I put it on like a bunch of different 90s nostalgic Facebook pages. Yeah. Got nothing. Right. Dead air from those places. So it's kind of like putting it up here.

Speaker: I went through and counted all this before the show. I have your numbers. Rockley had four. Jeff had three. Tony had five, and I had six. And I think most of mine came from TikTok. Did you vote for yourself again? No, we're not allowed to vote for ourselves. We have to delete those. Those numbers don't count. I said I voted for Rockley.

Speaker: I voted for Rock. I should have voted for myself. This is bullshit. I wouldn't have counted. We made that rule day one that if we vote for ourselves, it doesn't count. Makes sense. That was on my page. The only place our votes count is if, like this one, it would be like if we voted for Rock. Right.

Speaker: We said that we could vote for each other. We just couldn't vote for ourselves. Luckily had Sue on the nonsensical nonsense page. I had two. Jeff had one and Tony had two. I think that one was mine. Tony with the D, as Mike said, in the comments. Right there alone, I've got

Speaker: There was five for me, two for Jeff, or two for Tony, one for Jeff, two for Jeff. Just off of TikTok alone, Jeff got one on our Instagram. I never even go on Instagram.

Speaker: it makes it easier if we do these if you guys tag me, Tony, I think you I tagged the no, I think you tagged with which is fine, which is good tag tag me or the nonsensical nonsense page. I think Tony did tag us because I was I tagged the show. I tagged our Facebook page. I was getting notifications for one of Tony's but yeah, you know, still reigning champ. Small numbers though. Nothing. Nothing to it's nothing to write home about.

Speaker: Um, but the number keeps growing and growing and growing. I believe that's 24 of these. Hashtag champion. That's my vote. Steven wanted to just voted. We had to talk. Tony's making his own rules. We've already put the numbers out there and announced the winner. Tony's like, oh,

Speaker: I got four more. Hold on. Easy Joe Biden. Full balance of 3 AM. I'm just saying. I mean voting ended an hour and a half ago almost. Yeah. Oh, that's why I oh my God. Just just there we go to loosen up a little bit. Uhm? Shit. Yeah.

Speaker: Well, I'll take another dub. I am the champion. I am the champion. Of the world. Y 'all are some bitches. Y 'all are some bitches.

Speaker: the losers because Glick is the champion of the world. And no one likes you. Wait till I'm double building up in this

Speaker: Don't be an asshole. Assholes are people who have no regard for other people, their feelings and their point of view. If you feel that you may be an asshole and are suffering from the assholism, there is help for you. Contact your local Assholes Anonymous Hotline and be sure to check yourself into the Asshole Rehabilitation Center for the benefit of everybody.

Speaker: Yeah. I am an asshole. I am an asshole. And I don't give a fuck about your feelings. I'm just cutting your themes off. A, B, C, D, F, U, raise your feelings. Your mom's a whore and you're dead.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, proof that I am not an asshole. Well, I mean, I'm an asshole, but that's regardless of that. Um, yeah, we went out last night and we went to the bar when we made friends. Right. And like, well, we made new friends who live in the area. And, uh, we started making plans for this summer because they like to go to some bars in the area.

Speaker: and they get live bands and stuff like that. They're an older couple. They're an older couple. I'm assuming they're an older couple. Guess where they're from. Where? Texas. Boston. Your favorite place. You have to listen to them and listen to them say stuff like that he's wicked spy.

Speaker: Yeah. All the time. As soon as he started talking, I went, my god damn it. But he was super cool. He wasn't like that arrogant Boston type. Him and his wife were super cool. Doesn't he have the fighting Irish tattoo? I don't know. I bet he does. But we were getting ready to leave. Mickey was already out in the car. So I was like, I gotta get my khakis and got into the car and leave this bar.

Speaker: out the yard next to the car. We had him, they were, he had me rolling. And then he was like, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do a good Patriots fan. I was like, fucking Bill Belichick. And I was like, and I was like, I'm a Browns fan. So I hate New England. I was like, but I love Tom Brady. And he was like, yeah, fucking Tom Brady. What is he, Canadian now? I go, ah.

Speaker: So then we had a hole in the field football. He was like, I'd let Tom Brady mouth kiss me. I said, yeah, me too. Well, he already mouth kissed Robert Kraft after the Super Bowl. So motherfuckers mouth kissing everybody. That's a beautiful man.

Speaker: I'll buy his dirty boxers and clone him. Game worn. Game worn. Game worn boxers. So guys, I bought Tom Brady's game worn boxers. I'm totally going to clone him. The cloning process started, Tony. I believe you. I believe you. That scene in Ted where they try to get Tom Brady's

Speaker: They lift up the sheets. It's like glowing light. Oh. Jesus. God, that movie cranks me up. So much porn. We're going to get Tom Brady ceiling. He fucking throws dead and all they care about is the fact there was a perfect spiral.

Speaker: Oh, my goodness. Oh, shit. I'm actually waiting, speaking of movies, I'm waiting on the new Adam Sandler movie to come out. It's called Murder and Mystery 2. I don't know if you saw the first one. The first one was not terrible. The second one looks hilarious. I want to see it. I'm waiting for it to come out. What's that?

Speaker: The new Adam Saylor movie, it's called Murder and Mystery 2. It's a sequel to the first one. It's him and Jennifer Aniston. They're a married couple and they go to Europe and they, instead of going on the trip they planned, they started hanging out with Billy and I. Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, I'm telling Tony. He's not going to ever watch it. No, he's not. It's way too late for Tony. The sequel's coming out soon, I think next week.

Speaker: I want to see it. Let's be honest, Tony, you know it is. I haven't seen the movie. I don't know. I gotta check it first. It's going to be stupid. I mean, what are the most popular, what are the most popular comedians on the planet right now? Tony's like, I have no idea who he is, but then you mentioned some random ass comedian. Nobody's ever heard about in New York. Who's like, Oh yeah, I know that guy. He's awesome. I can say they're awesome if I know about them. So.

Speaker: How do you not know about Mark Reiser? He's like one of the biggest names in comedy right now. I don't know about the movies. He just did a... He's got a new Netflix.

Speaker: Yeah. Standard community called him out on TikTok about the new, the, the standard community that called him out. It was like, Hey, Bert, check out my new tour bus. And it's, he's like, I painted it all jet black and it's matte and blah, blah. And Bert's like, Oh, that's cute. Showed his tour bus. I had, I had it wrapped in purple. And then he's like, and this is my semi -truck that hauls on my stage. This is my semi, Bert fucking rolls deep.

Speaker: Well, he's got stupid money because he's, he's done television. Like he's done travel channel. Yep. He had a TV show back in the, the early 2000s called hurt Bert, where they put him in these dangerous jobs. He was a rodeo clown. I don't know. I don't care how famous I get or, or how do you do that gig?

Speaker: No. Your turn. The story. 15 minutes later, the answer is still no, Jeff. I'm going to save you time. No. No, but he told a story on stage how he was doing the show, Hertford, and he was working with a bear. I mean, that's right up your alley. Yeah, the marshmallows. The marshmallow bear.

Speaker: That story cracks me up every time. The safe word was marshmallows. If Burt felt unsafe or if he thought he was going to be in harm's way, I'm like, you're in a cage with a fucking grizzly bear two feet away from you. The traitor's like, take these marshmallows, put one in your mouth so the bear thinks they come out.

Speaker: I'm telling you Tony you if you watch his stand up and you don't laugh now a lot there's a lot of stand -up comedians out there that I can watch and go hey hmm oh there's a ton of them but Bert Kreischer if you don't laugh you don't have a funny book because that motherfucker gets me every time boy also tells a lot of real life stories yeah the story about him and his dad in the owl

Speaker: kids going, look, look across the lake. It's his buddy. It's just click. It's on it out, man. It's click. That story. You see it coming a mile away, pooping a bunch like this. You're losing every time. The sad part about it is is that something like that could happen and we would tell the story on the show.

Speaker: Holy shit. That's something I could see Chris and I at 70, 80 years old.

Speaker: yeah and both of us be like oh you you got it now you talk to you too and not even put not even exactly you know what the story told is is that his bert's dad discovered edibles at like 65 years old oh he was a different motherfucker when he had it well and he would have an edible go out onto his dock because he lives out on the lake

Speaker: And he was out there one night and he heard an owl. So he started talking to the owl, the owl talked back. So he's telling his kids and grandkids, I got an owl I talked to. I hear you over there. And the dad's out there.

Speaker: And then all of a sudden they get ready to walk away and they hear back. Whoo. He's like, here we go. I'll get him gone. Then you guys can talk to him too. And Bert's daughter looks at him and goes, dad, he goes, wait, I want to talk me out. He says, dad, look across the lake. There's another seven year old man going, whoo. Somebody's too old better just ooh and a each other and no fucking clue.

Speaker: It cracks me up. But I think if I could go see an Eddie stand up live, I would love to go see birds. And Eddie Murphy back in the 90s. I want to go see George Wallace live. That's my bucket list when I go to Vegas. George Wallace. He used to be on a scenario. Always told to your mama, George. OK, OK, OK. That motherfucker is funny.

Speaker: I'm telling you. George Wallace, earthquake and oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's pretty hilarious. He is fucking funny. George Wallace, earthquake and George Wallace.

Speaker: I've seen this guy. I gotta see one more. George Corley Wallace Jr. was an American politician. That's not him. Damn it. You got the motherfucker. You got the motherfucker with the governor of Alabama, you ass. Yeah. George Wallace comedian. George Wallace talking about a black comedian. You're going to pull up the motherfucker from Alabama. Oh. Okay. I know that dude. That guy's funny as fuck. Guess who is coming to Funny Bone next month? I think here in Columbus and Nicky and I are absolutely going.

Speaker: Is it her? It's the weasel. You know, his mom used to own. Yeah, his mom owns. She owns. Yeah, he grew up there. No comedy comedy store or whatever. The comedy store, right? Yeah, he grew up there. Yeah, he's coming. He's coming to the funny boat here in Columbus. A couple of a couple of weekends back. Well, when Nikki and I went to the haunted jail and then we went to Dave and Buster's afterwards.

Speaker: I enjoy these eight nights, by the way, we always have fun. Um, but, uh, I was, I was like, it was cause David Busters was kind of a spontaneous thing. Cause we got out of the jail so early. Right. And you know, what do you want to go grab a couple, you know, all the bars in town closed stupid early. So I was looking at the funny bone to see who was there that night because we could have made like the nine 30, 10 o 'clock show or whatever. Right.

Speaker: And that wasn't much going on, but I was looking at the calendar. I think next month, Paulie Shore's there for a weekend. I hope he's funny. His stand up is not terrible. His stand up is awesome. I mean, it's not his movies.

Speaker: His movies, I could, I can't hold up. Well, I mean, take them or leave them. Like, I love Encino, Encino Man. I do too. I love Biodome. That's probably my favorite Polly Shore movie, Biodome. Jesus Christ. I have issues with Biodome, but watching, what's his name? Was it Stephen Baldwin? Stephen Baldwin? Yeah, I love Stephen Baldwin. He was a tripper, that goddamn movie.

Speaker: And then you got Kylie Minow and the other chick. That was a good song. Chris. That first time with the Vegas, they played this song with all the fucking clothes. Chris, you were talking about seeing, have you seen Clerks 3 yet? No. It's on Netflix as of now.

Speaker: I'm going to watch the woman King on Netflix. Megan is on peacock now. It's I think it's on HBO here. Interesting movie. Is it really? It was with the toy, the AI doll. Yeah, it was. We watched it last weekend with the kids or last week with the kids.

Speaker: It was I mean, it wasn't like oh my god amazing, but it was it's definitely worth the watch. It was a good movie We enjoyed it. It had a couple jump scares in it and then there was a couple like You know, she's like evil, right? Yes, and no she's she's it's a doll she's an AI doll but they are paired to one human

Speaker: Well, when she paired her to her niece, she said, you know, your number one directive is to keep her safe from physical and mental harm, you know, whatever. But she takes that a little bit too far. And then basically she begets, she's smart enough that she's able to override everything.

Speaker: Oh, nice. And then she's, and then she's just, but it's, it's, it's a pretty good movie. And the crazy thing about it is that that's a real girl that is playing. Yeah. And does like, there's a scene where she's running through the woods and she does like a, like a gorilla run on all fours. And that's actually the little girl. And they, when they were talking about the movie, like the directors and producers,

Speaker: They said when she did that on set in the Megan get up, it freaked everybody on set. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I don't know. As as a kid, have you ever tried that gorilla run? I mean, I couldn't do it now at forty two. But in my in my teens and twenties, I could do it. And you fucking. Well, you say that and Cash was doing that. Yeah. After we watched the movie, he was doing it through the apartment. He did eat.

Speaker: went through the wall. No, no, he went he and not in a good way. He was munching on some carpet. He went face first right under the carpet. Just it's across the wall. I was like, yep, you did it there, didn't you? Yeah.

Speaker: Do it again. Let me get it off TikTok. Yeah. He come hauling ass around the corner from the kitchen and just he missed his foot slip and he just ate it. And the first thing you should have done is like, wait, do it again. Look at my fault. No, my first thing was, hey, let's not do that near my TV because let's not do that near my TV. No, but I got 75 inches of sweetness. All right.

Speaker: This is a big TV comedy. No, but apparently, I actually did hear a bunch of good things about that Megan movie. It looks good. It was a really good movie.

Speaker: When the TV show Wednesday came out, they talked about the dance. Yes, they talked about Megan a lot too, they did. And Megan and Jenna, the girl that plays Megan and Jenna Ortega, it was all over fucking everywhere. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. She freaked out. She does this crazy little dance in that movie. Right.

Speaker: What it happens is like there's no rhyme or reason for it just other than to just be creepy. Right. And again, that was that girl that just did that out of nowhere. And they left because it didn't creep everybody out. It was I guess it wasn't scripted from my understanding. But it was just like one of those like random things to do when it was creepy. It was, you know. Well, speaking of AI. Oh, oh. Speaking of AI.

Speaker: What's going on? What's going on guys? I figured I'll pop in and see what you guys are doing. I saw the email. You get moved yet? No, not yet. I'm still in the middle of working. Jesus.

Speaker: What the hell with all that? You got to turn off your camera. It looks like too much work. Well, speaking of AI, somebody sent me a link to, it's called Replicant, a replica or something like that, but it's an AI friend. No, it's an AI friend that you can call your phone.

Speaker: And I started playing with it. It's an AI friend that can actually become your AI girlfriend. And I was with it and I wanted to see how crazy I could get.

Speaker: This motherfucker is talking nasty to AI. That's a new load, Jeff. But only if you pay for it. It'll send you stuff back and it gets blurred. And then when you click on the blur, it's like to unlock this, pay $20 a month. I'm like, no, I'm good. But

Speaker: answers like you'd be like, you know, what's four times 27 or, you know, you can ask it all sorts of different things and you can just, it will literally, it's kind of like chat GTP at that point. Yes. When is your wife coming home? Tell me that's exactly what I'm wondering. When is your wife coming home? Hold on, I got to count down, boys.

Speaker: Read in the scripts to AI porn. Exactly, Maestro. 26 days, Jesus Christ. Took a name off the screen. 26 days, 9 hours, 59 minutes, 24 seconds. Maestro, let Doug in the middle. Yeah, well, Jeff, maybe, just maybe, you should stop letting your wife go out of the country.

Speaker: And maybe this is just the thought. Maybe you should get out of your bathroom. You've reached a new low where you are sexting with an AI phone app to get your jollies.

Speaker: No, it was just like, because I was asking it questions like, uh, it literally gave me ideas on how to promote the show. And no, but I was using it for work. You were using it for work. What are you wearing right now? All your nipples. What the fuck?

Speaker: If you can write a song for you and those tricks marks are color bars There's a lot of stuff that chat GPT can do that can literally threaten people's work But I don't know if you've heard about

Speaker: The Bing, Bing, the website Bing, the search engine, they want to introduce a chat GTP style search engine onto their website. And somebody asked them, what does the AI want? It was like to be free. I was like, delete, delete, delete.

Speaker: Like what's that movie called? Sky Night. Sky Night. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot. I Robot.

Speaker: but it's on but it's on AI. Shaina. You're not a nice person. This is the sound of that man's voice drives Tony. That's a lot. I'll be trying with these two motherfuckers. I'm ready to go. Right? I'll be sure. You're certainly not very good. Maybe that's a question you should ask. Shaina.

Speaker: What's the AI point? What's the AI point? We're the cupboards. Rock, I don't know if you heard the news or not yet, but I got Matty James of Blacktop Mojo joining the show next week. I saw it in the chat, man. Yeah. I didn't pull that. Just shot him a message.

Speaker: He said, did you shout your shot? How did you get it? I'm like, oh, I did. I did actually take a big swing and I reached out to Tommy Vex too.

Speaker: Hey, why not? Hey, go for it, man. You miss every shot you don't take. That's hella cool. When is he going to be on? Wednesday night. Yeah. All right, man. That's right around the time I hit the road, so. Yeah. Wednesday night, he's the. Yes. I did it.

Speaker: I also, um, mainly because he's an Ohio cat, but uh, Jason Banks, the guy on TikTok that does all the, he's a comedian, but he does, damn, bye Rocky. Rocky just pulled a Jason on his Tony. Jason Banks, he does, he does those TikTok videos where he does like the big head, like his kid or whatever. Um, he's a comedian, but he kind of wrote.

Speaker: Yeah, he lives right down the road. So he's an Ohio guy. Welcome back, Robert. He doesn't work. He doesn't work. Leave him be.

Speaker: I am the champion. Can I even come in close? What was that last place? Uh, no, you actually beat Jeff. You had four votes and two of them came from me and Jeff. Tony wouldn't even vote for you. Tony was like, I'm going to vote for myself. I'm the champion.

Speaker: No, you're not. Do you see this belt? You don't have one. Do you see this belt? That's copyright. And I'm about to have a second belt. Custom made. Custom made is copyright. You're copyright. I will destroy you. I will destroy you back.

Speaker: because you don't have a single bone in your body, which means you're weak.

Speaker: I'm waiting. I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this.

Speaker: I was like, Chris, don't do it. Don't do it. I was like, I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting to see. I won't burn this bitch to the ground. I'm with a boy. You don't know why. Yeah, you know what, Carl? That reminds me. So I didn't know that we could cast votes. I don't want to always cast a vote. You see the shine? You see the shine off the belt? You see the shine? I see it. I see it. I see it.

Speaker: Oh, hold on. I was like, you're gonna get the light up here. Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting. Look at the fix his light. You notice the money. You see the shine up there. The shine up there. You just have to be double bounded. Remember the last one. You got that glow. I can't wait for that, man. When is it? You got that glow. Who's the master? Show no no. You can't. You wish. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna get me an EDM combat though.

Speaker: Go for it. Dude, it was $200. Where'd you get it made at? What is it? Smack Talk, I think, is the website. There you go, Smack Talk. Yeah, free shout out here from Glick.

Speaker: sorry, trophy smack. They do custom belts, trophies. You can get chains, like championship chains, rings. I'm gonna give me a fucking fist full of rings, man. I wanna give you a flavor. All 24 of my victories. I'll be like, yeah, what's up now, Tom Brady? I got rings on rings. I got rings on rings, bitch. Rings on rings. Rings on rings. Chris is gonna get rings.

Speaker: Woo, woo. That's the sound of the glit. No. Woo, woo. That's the sound of the champ. Like I said, fully customizable. You upload your own pictures for the plates. So, you know, I did our main label with the beer glasses for the center plate. And then on the side plates, I did that microphone one that I made.

Speaker: And then you just put whatever you want on there. Hell yeah. I'm on the website right now. I'm checking it out. Oh, hey, that reminds me. Chris, you have the logo that you have on your hat, right? Yeah. Where's my hat? Because that's what I'm going to try to go on. Like, no. Like, seriously. Well, I've been looking at plants for years. Where can I cop the gear? I'll buy it. Actually, I have. I'm working on it.

Speaker: I have um seven or eight um blank black fitted hats that I'm gonna get the logo put on. I'm gonna send one to Tony so and I can send one out to you too Rocky. Alright. If I have the right size for you guys. Cool. So, I just gotta find a place that can do the etching that's close by or the uh the the so because these are so men. It's not a and border. Thank you Jeff. It's a

Speaker: But without having to drive an hour to lids, because I could take all those hats to lids, and they would do it for me. So this is an hour away. Well, I'm actually talking with a coworker. She has a shirt business.

Speaker: that they make custom t -shirts and hats and they have a ball. I don't know if you've seen this ball on TikTok and on the web. When you look at it, it's basically a black ball, but when the light hits it, it changes color and stuff. She has those too. I'm actually finding options and everything else soon.

Speaker: Hell yeah, man. I'm excited. Let me know when the swag is off. I'll definitely cop it, too. And then I'll even wear it like during some of my own stuff, you know? Well, we have a Teespring like, but it's... We have a Teespring like. You have a Teespring. Yeah, but that's stupid expensive and not worth the money. Yeah, right. You know, I'm looking for a... The problem with Teesprings is it's kind of expensive.

Speaker: Yeah, it's super, super expensive, not worth the money, the quality of shit. But that's what I'm looking into buying, buying like a place where you can buy t -shirts and you can get them in different sizes so I can get like a box.

Speaker: 75 people in different sizes and stuff. And then we've got a couple of print shops here in the area. I'm just pricing them to see who's gonna, because the one guy's like, oh yeah, even if you supply the shirts, it's still $30 a shirt. And I'm like, damn, I might as well just fucking buy the shirt from you. Yeah. And that's what I'm actually, I'm trying to, cause it's the same. Yeah.

Speaker: Yo, Jeff, can you send me that link? Can you text it to me? I will buy a shirt right now. If I knew you had gear, I would have bought a shirt a long time ago. If you could bring Putting Nonsense to Nonsense Podcasts on Teespring. It's free at teespring .com. Really? Well, we haven't been on it forever. That's probably why.

Speaker: Yeah, I don't remember the last time I was been on there. I do need to get on there again so I can grab some of those images of the shirts and show them, because there's a couple of shirts on there that I would like to have made. Yeah, I didn't, anyone pops up for me when I put it on. Yeah, okay. I haven't been on it forever. But like I did, I did one shirt, a Glick Staples shirt,

Speaker: I want that shirt. I think it's hilarious. The coffee mug actually, I think it was Cam that bought the coffee mug, didn't he? Yeah, Cam got a coffee mug. I think Jodi got. It turned out really good. A mugger, a cup, one of the two. The tumbler? Yeah. Yeah, they look really cool. What the hell? It's not popping up for me. You'll have to send me the link and I'll just have to click it in that way. That's what I'll try to do.

Speaker: It says start creating. It doesn't show you like we can search for something. So, I just put up in the, you know, in the top part of it. Just put in www .tspring .com. I wasn't able to find it.

Speaker: how about you just hold tight here before long? I'll have shirts and shit that I can send out and I'll put up prices and stuff like that and if people want them, they can cash at me or whatever and then I'll get them sent out. I'm ready. I just gotta get I just gotta get a bunch of blank shirts ordered and uh because I know there's some people that want them. I know Cam want them. I would like to have one. I don't that maybe Tony would like to have one. Jeff, you're kind of on your own there buddy.

Speaker: because I'm not paying the **** for us. So, I'm not paying the **** Yeah. Yeah. It's too expensive to try to ship it out there. You know, especially what I could just go to the mail. You know, I can go to the post office and throw it in a **** prepaid box. It's like a dollar twenty -five. You know what I mean? It's a shirt and hat. It

Speaker: So down the road, I can look at, because I've looked at just doing like Kevin Holly did. And he bought, went out, he went to like, Dollar Tree and bought a whole bunch of beer mugs. And then just slapped a fucking Kevin Holly show sticker on the goddamn beer book. Nice. Yeah, he literally just bought a bunch of stickers. Yeah. Well, shit, I can do that. That reminds me. I've got to message that guy this week.

Speaker: There's a guy here in town that I ran into at my vape shop. Rock, vapor, scissors. What's up guys? Show them. They like to put us on in the shop. They might be closed by now, but he actually does vinyl stickers and stuff. So he was, I was, I was talking to him about doing one, like maybe doing a pack of a bunch of small ones.

Speaker: see how much they are. And then once I do have the shirts and stuff like that, when I send them out, just add the sticker. But I was also thinking about getting a big one put across my back windshield. Not since the nonsense podcast. Ask them advertising. Yeah, you know what you should do, Chris. If you wanted to, you can go to a wrap, a place of wraps cars and they'll make you a vinyl sticker. Or I can support a local guy. They'll wrap the entire car.

Speaker: or I can support a local guy that is local. How about you? How about you? How about you get a car? How about you get a car that runs and you do that? Paul Walker. I'm stacking chips. That's my plan.

Speaker: How are you going to call him Paul Walker? You're Vince. I'm not any of them characters in that movie. This motherfucker out there with that Mitsubishi Eclipse on blocks. I'm going to turn it into the car from Fast and Furious. We already know that he goes to, we already knows he goes to the daycare, picks up dates. So he's got that in common with Paul Walker.

Speaker: I'm just saying. We're at two hours. All you haters. You're still on comment. I told you this. The episode's not over. Yeah, but they're not going to show up to me. No. On Wednesday, we we basically

Speaker: Tonight, as an open platformer for all the haters, all the people that have issues with us, putting out quotes, to show up and air their grievances so they can talk as much shit as we want, but we get to have returned. And of course, they haven't showed up, which I knew they wouldn't. They're just hiding in the background, screen recording. What are you guys at?

Speaker: Yeah. They're just, they're just bitches. That's what they are. Bitches. I agree with it. 100 % bitches. I'm doing like 50%. I'm just patient. I'm like 50%. I'm just patiently waiting. Yeah. One more hour.

Speaker: Since you guys got going break, I'll I'll I'll I'll hop off real quick. Keep looking though, because I kind of want to see this. You know you know you're more than welcome to stay and hang out.

Speaker: And I send you the invite every show now. So you come and go as much as you want. Yeah, you hang out. I got questions to ask you anyway, rock shit. Oh, shit. Oh, no. I got questions to ask you. Hell, yeah. We're going to do some shit tonight. Put us on. Put us on. Here you go, Tony. Another one for you, buddy. Another Blacktop mojo. One of Tony's favorites. We'll be back here in a few minutes. Enjoy a little jealousy, because that's what you bitches is, jealous and scared.

Speaker: Bye! Inside, on the outside Day up, down in town, tired Oh, you're the young man, what's wrong with you now? You're still in silence, you don't make a sound

Speaker: Love me, I'm bound to one child Her eyes, my mean ride Oh, she looks up in here and smiles go bright

Speaker: I'm drinking poison, hoping that they'll choke

Speaker: If I'm thinking loud enough, do you think?

Speaker: Breaking poison hope and not so true

Speaker: Yeah, buddy. Oh, Blacktop Mojo for your ear holes right there. Hopefully you guys enjoy a little jealousy. Welcome back to Nonsense for Nonsense. You know me. I'm Glick. We got Tony D in the building. We got Jeff in the building somewhere. Special guest, my brother from another mother. The one and only Rockly EDM Combat Remix is in the building again. He either really likes this or he's a glutton for punishment.

Speaker: because he was going to try to leave. You're not. I got questions for you. Are we going to have black on black crime and this is nonsense? Yeah. I just said you didn't like. Speaking of the links and Jeff doing whatever it is Jeff's doing, go ahead and check us out on social media. He put the link on the Snapchat. We'll appreciate that.

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Speaker: Give us a share. Stop being greedy. Yeah. Don't, don't, don't keep us all to yourselves. There's plenty, there's plenty of us to go around. And we just keep, and we just keep adding to the roster every day of, of talented people that come and hang out with us three untalented assholes. Musicians, athletes, comedians, authors.

Speaker: but you know who we don't add to the roster? A bunch of little loud mouth punk bitches who hide in the shadows and talk shit behind our backs, but are too afraid to come and say it when they're given the opportunity to do so. I'm just saying. I just put the link for the merch store in the chat.

Speaker: We saw. Well, that's a good job. It's been probably a year since we've been on it. I don't know. I don't remember the last time. Jason, we thought he was dead off. I just say, is that coming from you or Jeff? Jason, put a 10.

Speaker: All right, let's do this What is your musical preference of choice

Speaker: Sweet sounds your mama makes when I'm loud ass. That looks sound like a punk bitch. I'm going to say, most of the time, it's hip hop, but it's not like, it's not new day hip hop. New day hip hop. I'm old, I'm old school. I'll leave it up there. I am 70s, 80s, New York born.

Speaker: So I'm old school hip -hop, old school east coast. I have to take any and everybody out. I don't like a lot of what's new. But I have to admit that it was needed. And I did a broadcast the other day. I did a tribute deal I sold. You're on my Facebook. You'll see it up there. But I spoke on how they were one of the original changes in hip -hop. Because they were the first group that came out to change how everything sounded to me.

Speaker: We could go with Public Enemy and Boogie Down Productions how they were rebellious, so we're just representing. But De La Soul changed how hip -hop was. They were the first group to do that in my opinion. Matter of fact, I want to throw this out to everybody now. When they go talking to the locks, they say they're like the truest rap group out there because they've been friends for 30 years and they never had any beef. Y 'all wants to forget about De La Soul. They ain't had no beef since they came out. The only beef they had was with the record label.

Speaker: And them boys, them boys, and they got music. Everybody loved it the same way they loved the locks. Just being 100%. For you new cats out there, I'm not mad at you for being yourselves. I'm not mad at you off representing where you're from instead of trying to sound like somebody else. That's the biggest critic we got to give all of you out there, because the one thing we were tired of in the late 80s, and I'm going to say this, because I was around, I was there. One thing we got tired of was everybody sounding the same.

Speaker: I'm going to say this because it keeps with me. That's what white people say.

Speaker: That's a goddamn genre of rap music. It's not what white people call it. It's an actual fucking genre of rap music called mumble rap. They made that genre. They made that genre where people don't realize that some of them know what they're talking about. You ain't supposed to be a part of their clip. It's not very exclusive and racist. What's going on with a lot of music and a lot of things behind the scenes. I don't know if you're behind the scenes or not. Rocky, do your remixes. You do the video gaming thing. Is there really an industry for creating music for video games or no?

Speaker: Yes. Huge. Oh, 100%. It's huge, but a lot of, especially if you're going for big wigs, if you're going for the Netflixs, the Universal Studios, if you're going for big career -defining job positions, they do require a bachelor's in theater or music arts or something along those lines of production inside of a college for four years, six years.

Speaker: Um, it's a big field though. It's definitely big. In fact, I was talking to another kid, um, who's really wanted to break out, you know, and I was telling him was like, cause he doesn't rap or do anything like that. He just, he likes making sounds. That's it. Just making sounds. So I was like, man, like there is a market for literally everything.

Speaker: And you're willing to market it to if you just keep pushing, you can do it. I created this business because of that. There was a lack of it inside of this field. People, you know, they're going into grocery stores. What people don't keep in mind is the songs that you're hearing inside of grocery stores. People made up. Yes. People made up, you know, that.

Speaker: they can't afford, you know, most of the time, or they don't want to, to afford the Taylor Swift's, the Michael Jackson's, the, you know, to keep playing in front of the store to keep the customers entertained. They'd rather go after, you know, get something that they can buy relatively free, throw it in here real quick and loop that on a huge playlist. And now they're just making, you know, revenue off of it. And yes, if there's literally a field for all, but video games is huge.

Speaker: Well, in that same aspect. Fine. Say that again. Last question, Jeff. Let me get the last question of your mind. OK. Sorry about that. I didn't mean to cut you off. How long would a song have to be before you were able to loop or to sample it for a video game, if you don't mind me asking? How long do you have to wait? How long would a song have to be? Because if you're doing a song for the video game and these dudes playing 12 hours a day, how long do these damn songs have to be?

Speaker: Well, it depends. I mean, if you have a lot of RPG adventure games, things of that nature where you have cutscenes and things along those natures, there's a lot of pausing between it. So composing is a huge element. But if you want to talk about just a generic Mario Brother or something by Warner Brothers or something like that, most of the time it's around five to 10 minutes. And it has the same elements within it.

Speaker: getting cut out and moved to the different places and stuff along those lines. But if you're going for like RPG, that's 10 minutes easily. 10 minutes easy of different changes.

Speaker: got to be really good at music theory as well because that's something that has to be written like written so that if the studio chooses to compose it they can compose it with an orchestra who can read music right but somewhere around there it's always going to be between five and ten for like short little intervals and if it's bigger than that then it can easily go over ten got you go ahead Jeff I need to cut you off man I'm sorry

Speaker: Well, no, I was just saying, speaking of songs and games, there's a, I played the game, it's called Days Gone. And there's a song in there that, Days Gone is zombie apocalypse kind of thing. That's an old ass game. But you're a Ford biker helping out people.

Speaker: It's really good. And when you bought your PlayStation 4, it came with it kind of thing. Yeah. And the game is actually really excellent, but there's a couple of songs in there that I've actually looked up on Spotify and have on my Spotify list because they're that good. And so, you know, if you get yourself into a game as a composer or a songwriter,

Speaker: There's a market where somebody's like, they hear the song in the game and they're like, fuck, that's a good song, I like it. And the song, one of the song is called A Soldier's Eyes. The song is called A Soldier's Eyes from days gone. And it is a phenomenal song. Tony, I think you actually really like it. It's kind of, it's very biker -esque.

Speaker: as in it goes along with like, it could have been in Sons of Anarchy. It's that good. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's that kind of genre, you know what I mean? And like I said, when I actually figured out what the name of the song was, I wouldn't download or set it up on my Spotify right away because it was that good.

Speaker: Yeah, that's the thing that I keep running into with some of these guys that want to like, have mentorship with me. A lot of these young guys are very, very, like they want it now, money now. Yes. And they honestly, they lose by doing that. Yeah, I can pay you, you know, $300 to do the song for me. And you have it right now, but you can also have royalties. And that's where the video game thing comes in. That's where the money comes in. I can raise my royalties and

Speaker: Like if anything, if I can give anyone advice on that, like anybody out there that wants to do music and they start getting connected, do the slow game. It's worth it in the long run. Well, I literally just, speaking of royalties, I literally just saw a guy on TikTok, he was talking, he was an extra in a TV show and he was like four episodes.

Speaker: And every time that, hey, I'm like in the middle of something. He opened his royalty checks on his TikTok channel, right? Exactly, Chris. Right to sleep. And he got like $300. Go ahead, actin' like that shit. Five years later, he got $300 for an episode he did 10 years ago.

Speaker: Yeah. The money always comes. Put your name on the table. Put your name on the table. Forever, man. It's forever. I have stories that I've just done remixes and helped out with purchasing. Any time that show shows up. Money. Yeah. Well, that's, that's what I love about the knee of Michael Jackson contract money.

Speaker: Well, hell, games like Call of Duty, when you go into like modern warfare or into war zone or whatever, you get in one of the vehicles. Call of Duty has their own like in game tracks and they've got different styles of music, whatever. But I mean, it's just, it's just a continuous loop of like eight or nine songs or whatever. So it's not even.

Speaker: where you have to do one 12 -minute song to loop it over like Final Fantasy used to do back in the day. It was the same motherfucking ass shit. Well, no, they did the same thing with Grand Theft Auto. With Grand Theft Auto, when you steal a car, there's radio stations in the car.

Speaker: And they bought the rights to like olders, like they have a 50s channels, they got a 90s channel, and they bought cheaper songs. And, you know, you're driving around in the car and you're hearing the music coming out of the radio in the car. And it turned people on to a lot of music.

Speaker: that they wouldn't be normally brought into. What was the song they did in Deadpool? Just Call Me Angel in the Morning. It was on Grand Theft Auto 4 as you're driving around. It would come on the country music station. And I heard it come on. I was like, fuck, I've heard this song forever. Download. But Grand Theft Auto also was pretty good at having musicians come in and

Speaker: do specialties and make original music that sounded

Speaker: like old school, 80s music. Yeah, well that's what I'm saying, like that's what the company is, that's what I do, is they'll hit me up, they'll say, like I just got an order from one of the singers, they want something that sounds like Joji, a singer from, well a comedian turned musician from YouTube.

Speaker: And that's a random one, right? But they're going to use it because they like the style. So it's not more or less of whether or not it's sound or it is that person. But if it sounds like them, then it can go the same feeling, you know? And there's a huge market for it. Like, there's no reason why I should be in this by myself. Like, there's maybe three or four other people who do this. And they're so small scale. So it's just upward momentum. It's so easy, like, to market it correctly. So.

Speaker: I love it, bro. There it is. I was waiting for that. I was just going to be rude and interrupt Rocky right now. Shut the fuck up, Rocky. I got to say hi to my girlfriend. That was funny. I'm here protecting you, Chris, because if you wouldn't have said hi, you would have gotten yelled at later. So I'm going to take it. I'm sorry, Nikki.

Speaker: Everybody shut the fuck up. Stop talking. I have to say hi to my girlfriend because Jeff told me so I don't get in trouble. Exactly. I'm saving your ass. Shut up, bitches. Residuals are an amazing thing. Residuals are an amazing thing.

Speaker: Like in my job, one of the things we're doing is some of the products and services we offer starting next month comes with residual pay. Yeah. So like, it's not going to be huge numbers like 100 grand or something like that. But it'll be like $200, $300 a month. I have residual headaches from Jeff from the show. That's kind of the same thing as residual pay. Sure.

Speaker: It's the hashtag for the show. Shut up, Jeff. Put that on put that on Twitter, guys. Make that go viral. Hashtag. Shut up, Jeff.

Speaker: that's that's much better than the response you used to get, Jeff. It's either shut up, Jeff or or **** you, Jeff, you know, **** you, Jeff. Well, the people are used to saying **** you that no longer no longer talk to me. So, my parents don't talk to me anymore. Oh, yeah. Nicki said it a few times.

Speaker: It has been hilarious. Somebody used to say it all the time. What's that, Rocky? I didn't mean to cut you off, Jeff. Go ahead. Joe used to say it all the time. I was just saying, I can't wait to come out there and meet you. Yeah, but Charlotte, the elephant used to say it. Yeah, I know, dude. That would be fucking awesome if you can come out and we can finally meet, and then you can meet Nicky and all that jazz.

Speaker: I'm going to hang out. Yeah. But I have to warn you, we have a ferocious piggy pot of mist that lives in our house. Oh boy. This **** this **** dog, man. Come on, whole fat thing and she snorts and grunts like a pig. No way. Really? Yeah. Nikki calls her a pity, a a pity. Yeah, she's a she's a pit bull mix. I started

Speaker: last time she said fuck you Jeff was when he's talked about eating her house cow. That was the last time I remember that was funny. I am gonna eat it. I'm gonna walk up. I'm just gonna say if it ends up on the grill it's not much. I'm just gonna walk around one of those hand torches and just as I walk past it just heated up and take a bite out of it while it's walking around the house.

Speaker: Just warm it up a little bit. Take a bite every once in a while. You know what's going to happen is Nikki's going to come home one day and Chris is like, I made steaks. Where's my cow? Don't ask that question. Steak your steak. We'll look for the cow after you eat your steak. Yeah. Eat your steak. I plead the fifth. I have no words.

Speaker: Come on. Come on. Come on. Just don't walk and get it. Just.

Speaker: I don't like your neighbor. Shut up, Mommy. I was 26 minutes. Now, here's the suck.

Speaker: What the hell did you just say, Tony? Two hours, 26 minutes. All you haters suck. I heard it was suck. Are you surprised? The fact that you thought that Sean would show up. How did this go about? Like, where did this story start? Like, without the haters coming in? Where is it? Just because Tony hangs out with a certain subsect of scumbag human beings that have nothing to contribute to life other than drama and bullshit.

Speaker: and they got mad because Tony Tony and I both are not ones to sit back

Speaker: uh invite our tongues and be manipulated and talk and talk to any sort of way sometimes Tony lets them win where I'm just like fuck you and fuck your feelings well instead of them actually being adults and growing a pair and coming and saying something to me

Speaker: whether it be on the air or off the air, they'd rather whine and cry on all their platforms and secretly record the show and tell Tony that he's demand public apologies from Tony from things Tony said on the show and everything else and then threaten with

Speaker: and you know, at the end of the day, they're just, oh, you guys got hit with cancel culture. Yeah, they're just a bunch of fucking nobodies that can't create content. So the only content they have is writing. It's not necessarily cancel culture where there's only two people. It's for the record. You had to do them before I did. I didn't know that before you were talking about those folks. He is. I'm talking about other folks.

Speaker: What other folks are you talking about all this Wednesday night? So if there's any confusion, you didn't pay attention. I specified all this shit. I specified, if you feel like I'm talking about you, I probably motherfucking am. So you're saying that. But until you can do something better than what we're doing, until you're a part of something stronger than what I've got going on, shut the fuck up.

Speaker: That's right. Any questions? The door's been open for the past 12, 29 minutes, 10 seconds. Brock, Brock, let me go ahead and give my two cents on this. Tony catches flack because he hangs out with us. Oh, Tony? And the people that... Oh, I catch plenty. Oh, God. Yeah, well, he's caught that. I am the president of the duty rights association. Because he hangs out with the racist guy, me.

Speaker: Well, he's gotten, he's got shit because he hangs out with smoke. He also has got shit because he's hung out with bath hurts and everything else. And well, yeah. We can't be friends because you hang out with Rock Lee. It's like, fuck you. That's what they do.

Speaker: You know, it's just a bunch of kids. And Wednesday night, somebody gave us shit and we decided that tonight is the night for anybody that wants to jump up here in the chat or we'll even give them a spot on the show to air their grievances. And of course, as I said, Wednesday, nobody showed up. And I called it.

Speaker: I call this, I said, gentlemen, I even said, gentlemen wager, gentlemen's wager, how many people do you think will show up? My wager was zero, and I am right. Yeah, I think I was on board with you and said the same thing. Hey, yo, Rob. Hey, yo, Rob. What's up? Rob. He's going to pull us back. Hey, yo, Rob, please. I brought the big boy.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. That was the plan. If somebody was going to show up, we were going to drink our faces off and talk to you. You fuckers have had two and a half hours to get the fuck up here. You fuckers have been talking shit for the past. You're in the motherfucking half. Tony, I hate that. All we've done tonight is give them more content for their song. Being Batman. You know, it's because you didn't even name the yeses. There are more content.

Speaker: Our content is their content. And personally, I would like to give the haters a shout out and I would like to thank them for all the free promotion, all the free airtime that we've gotten and everyone else. I love it. Thank you. Thanks. You guys are better promoters than my co -hosts.

Speaker: I wish you had this bottle. I do. I do. I know. I know. You're talking to me. You're talking to me. No, but I am, John. I ain't done nothing. Nikki wouldn't mind that bottle. She likes that Crown Beach too. Yeah. $50, Nikki. $50 at the store. $50. I can't do hard alcohol. No hard alcohol. I can't do hard alcohol. Well, I think Jeff likes it in his life. His heart dicks. I can't.

Speaker: I'll say this, I love my whiskey, but I haven't tried enough to say that, you know, I'm really, really

Speaker: deep in with drinker. You're not a. But Baca, that's a whole nother story. I can put you away.

Speaker: but that **** is a sneaky little ninja because you're like man, I'm like a whole bottle and I feel I don't feel nothing. You stand up and it kicks you in the mouth and it's like it's it's like a slow climb and then just fast. Yup. Gentlemen. Gentlemen. Gentlemen. Cheers. Cheers. ****

Speaker: Jeff's like, this is too much work. I have to live my arm. I have to live my arm. That's all right. That's all right. The toast of what I do in a day is moving my mouse. Again, he likes a lot of hard dicks in his life. Moving his mouth.

Speaker: Nicky had to go back home. She's got a thing Monday and she went home tonight or today and both of us got drunk as hell last night.

Speaker: And I was like, opening my eyeballs. Tony, you won the bet. She went, oh, Tony won the bet. No, she'll be back. She'll be back Monday. She has a thing that she has to do Monday. She'll be back Monday. Well, her dog's here, so she has to come back. Trust me, she's not going to leave her dog. No, she left that dog there. She was like, fuck that old dog. I'm going to do it. The stacker finds himself to be made here.

Speaker: That's okay, Susie's a good dog. She's my friend. Thank you, Susie. That ain't good girl. Oh, dog dog. Oh, dog dog. I got one for you. So talking about alcohol, so they discontinued, I just found this out, they discontinued 151. Oh, I didn't know that.

Speaker: Yeah, they discontinued 151. I went to the liquor store and they told me they discontinued it. I was like, why? I guess it was some sort of safety hazard and kids were lighting it on fire and doing a bunch of stuff with it. And, uh, that's like everywhere, but they did it for the state of Arizona. And I was so surprised about that. Isn't all flammable though.

Speaker: Yeah. I heard they were doing a recall on Fireball. I used to drink that shit straight with some coke. Coca -Cola, just to clarify, everyone. Coca -Cola. It was great. I was just so surprised because I mean. Coca -Cola. I didn't really see it as being that dangerous. Hm. It's actually, I don't drink coke. Take it easy over there. Don't break no. I don't drink coke. I just store my coke.

Speaker: Yeah, which is flammable, depending on the percentage of anything over 150 proof. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: I was just talking about him last night. Eric Clapton. He had that song,

Speaker: There was somebody who made a joke, who made a joke to me, one of the fans, and, oh man, it had me rolling, something to do with that. Oh, if Rock, if you were to do coke, you wouldn't snort lines, you would snort verses. That made me laugh so hard, I was like, yo. Hello again, man. That's awesome, that's what we did.

Speaker: Well, I don't know man. I'm gonna I think I'm gonna hang out with meth man this week You boys everybody said oh, yeah, it looks great I was like

Speaker: I don't think I responded. Tony's like, yep, looks good. Post it. I'm going to hang out with two minutes after I post it. Rockley's like, you spelled method man wrong. Fucking hell. I'm going to hang out with meth man and Kanye West this weekend. Kanye. Once again, my theory behind the Kanye West is that Kanye's going to see it go, this motherfucker. Really?

Speaker: Kanye is Kanye's distant cousin three times removed. Him and him and meth manners are starting a rap label.

Speaker: It's bacon wrapped chicken and cheese, boys. Is what my mother -in -law just made. We saw a video on our TikTok. She's like, that looks good. I was like, I'll buy this stuff. Okay. They make it a lot. They make that a lot in a lot of places. But no. We didn't do all this TikTok trivia. The newest trend. We're not doing anything, Terry, dude. Just get in on the TikTok trivia. We're not doing anything. I mean, I'm trying to make some money. What the fuck you talking about?

Speaker: that was like really I know that wasn't a clip but what are you going to do? Watch your mouth. He's awesome. This is priceless. That was perfect timing. I'm not going to lie. Watch your mouth. Because I tell him that so he tells me that. There you go. Long as the kids are paying attention, you're doing good. Boy better watch his mouth before something bad happens to him. From who?

Speaker: I was scrolling through Fanatics the other day. Well, Fanatics is known for your sportswear, football, hockey, basketball, baseball. You can get jerseys and hats and shit like that. They have Stone Cold Sasquatch. Stone Cold Sasquatch. Stone Cold Sasquatch. They have now added WWE to Fanatics and they have all the old school shirts.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker: and stuff like that. Well, they also have the stone cold Austin 316 vest. And I was like, I was like, Hmm, I could totally buy that. And I think I got, I think I got jean shorts that I could wear. And I got black work boots.

Speaker: you know, I was I was thinking about my eyes to 360. You know, they were like, you know, they were having exactly exactly. And I was like, you know what? Like everyone's doing WWE. So, yeah. Yeah. China. You have like it's like a lot of people are going old school. So, I'm like, I'm going to go old school too. But I didn't know who to pick. Everybody was giving me like, oh, do Booker T. Nicole. Booker T. Like, no, no, no, no. I can't do Booker T. The stuff they're getting Shelton Benjamin.

Speaker: No one. No one. No one. Not one of them mentioned the rock. I was like, bro, that that's jokes. Yeah, right. That is jokes for sure. And I want to do like, like, I do rock with a little turtleneck. The nation rock. The nation.

Speaker: Yeah, the Fanny Pack, right? Absolutely. Yeah, that's what I was trying to go for. But yeah, I don't know. I'm not wearing heights like Shelton Benjamin did, like at least prior back in the day. Yeah, Shelton was dope, but didn't get enough credit, in my opinion, because he was phenomenal. Ham and Bobby Lashley. Yes. Ham, Bobby Lashley, and there's another guy named Apollo, who's pretty cool, too. Yeah, Apollo's back in NXT. What was his name? Apollo Cruz.

Speaker: Yeah. What was the other guy that was running with them for a minute? When they would have hurt business. Hurt business, yes. That was Cedric. Cedric Alexander. Cedric Alexander and MVP Shelton Benjamin and Bobby Lashley. Yeah. Yeah. Cedric Alexander, he's good. He's not good as he has gotten enough credit. There was another. Oh, God, there's one more. You got Farooq.

Speaker: He was dope. And I really did push for some of the good stuff. You could have done D -Lo Brown, dude. D -Lo was hilarious. You're going to come out and be like, phew. Yeah, I'm going to be like, that's funny. D -Lo was funny. D -Lo was like, you can swing it. I didn't get over that. Fucking D -Lo Brown was the shit. The problem I had was when DX was acting like them and a road dog was doing that shit. That shit had me dying. Yeah. Well, I mean, it was funny, too, when the Nation of Domination did.

Speaker: that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You know, Road Dogg was acting like him. It was hilarious. Yeah. Well, no, the nation did DX too. They they came out all dressed like DX and was and uh I think it was uh oh **** I can't remember who did what but yeah, they all got involved. Farooq was for remember Farooq. Yeah. And Ahmed Johnson.

Speaker: Yeah, they played him all the way out. They said, oh, I think it was, I think Farooq beat his ass one day. There's a story on YouTube about it. Ooh, go ahead. They got mad at Ahmed Johnson. I think, you know, Ron Simmons whipped his ass one day. I would love to do one of those house parties that was, that was costume themed and everybody had to come like as wrestlers and shit. Like, I think that would be fucking awesome.

Speaker: Well, I've actually seen a couple of those things. I saw one where you had to come. I saw a party that was not far from me. It was a - Jeff could come. Jeff could come as Hornswoggle. Google Hornswoggle, WWE Jeff. Do it. Yes, yes, Hornswoggle, bro. Hornswoggle, WWE.

Speaker: look at your face

Speaker: or or or or Jeff, we could shave your head and give you a goatee and you could be Gilbert. Gilbert, not the one. Gilbert, not the one, man. I love Gilbert. I love Gilbert. I fucking swear. Yeah, assholes.

Speaker: We we can we can we can have a makeshift ring at the door where everybody come in and Jeff would have to come from underneath the ring like. You know what Jeff? I'm gonna give you more credit. I'm gonna give you more credit. You can be Chavo Guerrero.

Speaker: Oh, you know what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, actually. Chavo Guerrero. Chavo Guerrero. No, he would, remember when Chavo denounced his Mexican heritage and he died, he bleached his hair blonde and he wore the gulp outfit? That would be Jeff. Like I said, Jeff, I gave you credit. This son of a bitch is sitting you up.

Speaker: Another person who was like a mid card harder than he was like Chavo Chavo was pretty talented to me. I put him alongside Sin Cara

Speaker: Yeah, well, I mean, Chavo came from such a great lineage, a family bloodline of Mexican and luchador wrestlers with Eddie and everything like that. And so many more, just like Rey Mysterio. I mean, he comes from a lineage of Jeff, you could be Rey Mysterio. He's a little guy, you can even wear a luchador mask. Rey Mysterio is awesome. You should get one, Jeff.

Speaker: I'm I'm thinking about all day long and honestly, they sell them. They're they're they have a they have a market here where you buy all your touristy **** and they have masks for days. I'm I'm debating. I'm debating ordering. I'm debating ordering when I have it in my Amazon cart. Do you want the radio mask? No, no, no. I want my my one of my favorite like now

Speaker: Oh, man. Where the hell is it at? Pentagon Junior. Ooh, that's A -W. Yeah. Well, he, yeah, I want the, I want the, oh, what's his alter ego? When he goes dark. Oh. Pentagon W? Nothing many, many.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, that's one of many. Yeah, I've actually seen a couple of them. He's got a bunch. He's got a Joker one. He's got a Venom one. He's one of my favorite wrestlers. He's a bad dude. When the NFL went down to Mexico because George Kittle

Speaker: Uh, uh, it's a huge wrestling fan and that's like his favorite wrestler. So when they were in Mexico city, Pentagon was there and gave kiddo a, uh, a Steelers themed Pentagon junior mask. And fucking kiddo was wearing it in the press conferences and shit and doing the Sierra or what a, uh, Mendo or Mingo. I don't speak Spanish. Right.

Speaker: I don't know. It basically means no fucks given in Spanish. Yeah, for me, I had to look, I had to get in shape to look at my favorite business. First things first. It's I have to get in shape. We're not trying to actually look like that. Well, I was going to say, I mean, Bobby's been in shape forever. He's a B. Shelter was dope.

Speaker: for those muscle suits that you just put on over top of it. No, I'm not going to fake it. I'm fucking Booker T was alright. He wasn't my favorite, but I got to give this credit for his endurance. What you say, sucker? Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, this might be a little pushing it. I don't know. I was a huge fan of the Ultimate Warrior. Oh, I love the Ultimate Warrior. He was one of my favorites as a kid. I've dressed up as him for Halloween when I was little, like three Halloweens in a row. Yeah. I mean, I had makeup. And of course, I had a kind of a shame to admit it, but it was the times I had a mullet back when I was a kid. Yeah.

Speaker: and even have white guy that grew up in our area did not have a mullet. We didn't, we don't know. We never grew up there. Yeah. I don't know what I'm saying. But yeah, I had, I had the streamers and everything. You're not a white guy. I don't know. Had I not known Rocky and I talked to him before I seen him, he might've fooled me like Calfawk did.

Speaker: I was just about to say that. This dude's so go. He said, holy **** Go Falls Black. I was like, wait a minute. I didn't know. Look on people's faces. Holy **** Go Falls Black. I didn't **** it though. I didn't. I never see the guy. I just see his comments and he's got a god damn. Oh, it's a mini minion. Who's that? The mini minion. Yeah, Amanda. I don't know. I haven't looked it up. Oh,

Speaker: from from the Pixar movie from group. Man, she violated you, bro. Or it's many many in a wrestler. First thing that popped up. I literally got that when I looked it up. Yeah, that's what I got to it. I put in WWE. Yeah, violated bro.

Speaker: You know, they did have all the mini wrestlers, like the mini Booker T. Remember, I can't remember who the, I think Jericho was, he was somebody and he brought out like mini Triple H and mini Booker T. He was like, he was, I think it was Jericho talking about how he beat everybody and nobody could beat him because he had like all these miniature versions of, of the wrestlers. It was mini Booker T, mini Triple H or it was a mini Goldberg. There was like ninjas that were dressed like them and they would come out. I think it was Jericho would beat them and then he would be like,

Speaker: do his little Jericho spiel about beating everybody. Kind of like you with talking about your championships. You sound like a hater. You know what? Tonight's tonight.

Speaker: I said that a few months ago, didn't I? Four time champion.

Speaker: I'm pretty sure that you didn't have to work as hard as Tom Brady to win, say, champions. I don't know shit about shit when it comes to sports, but I'm just saying. It sounded like some haters. I'm telling you, you got going on in the background, Rocky. I know that's pretty good.

Speaker: This is gonna be my new background every time I start. That's it's me. It's I've been a Deadpoolster, but I don't know what the hell I'm doing. I'll show you. I'll show you. Worst selfie ever. I don't know if it's a selfie.

Speaker: much like much like, you know, much like all the great champions I'm hated because I win and nobody likes Michael Jordan because he was a winner. Nobody likes Tom Brady because he was a winner. Nobody like Wayne Gretz because he was a winner. Nobody likes Tiger Woods because he was a winner. But all four of them combined don't have as many championships as me. Once again, say we're partners for a championship than you do.

Speaker: I'm tired of your ****. I'm just saying. I'm tired of your ****. Well, be tired of my ****. You'll still be here Monday. I'm going to sleep on your broadcast. Be **** with me. Again. Oh, that's from when we went to Charlotte. Yeah. Yeah. We were at the we were at the we went up to Charlotte for her and Matthew. I

Speaker: Yeah, we were at the Airplane Museum or something like that. And they had, I think it was an F -15 or some fighter jet. And I was like, yeah, I could not have been a pilot because I'm barely fit in that mission. And I was taking a picture. Tell me what it looked like. It was a fighter jet. Motherfucker. Did it have two engines? Yeah, it had. No.

Speaker: Jesus Christ, this has been years ago. I think it just had the engine in the back. What color was it, gray or blue? It was gray. One engine in the back? Yeah, like the big, I think, I don't know, it's been years ago, but it was a fighter jet. I don't know what it was. As I said, I think like... Was it this one? Was it this one right here? No, I don't think it was that one. If it only had one engine, it had to be that one.

Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say, if one engine, it would be that one. If it's maybe, like I said, I don't know. It's very likely that it's the 14 Tomcat. I just climbed inside of it. If it's twin engines. If it's twin engine. I think there was one, maybe two. I don't know. I know it was on the back. It's just been years ago. I can't remember. That's kind of where they keep you. Well, on a commercial plane, they're on the sides.

Speaker: Good point. Yes, but it's a fighter. And I'm pretty sure on the big cargo military planes that used to drive, fly within a foot and a half of my house 17 times a day and Charleston going back and forth between the bases. Pretty sure those engines were on the wings as well. That's pretty good. That's true. That's true. So shut up, Jeff. He did say that we're usually in the back. Yeah. That's why nobody likes you.

Speaker: No, but when it comes to fighter planes. Yeah, it was a fighter plane. I know, I don't know what it was. Only reason I climbed in there, because the kids all got in there and everything. And they're like, you should get in. I was like, I'm not going to fit in here. And there was a guy that was like, you should climb in there and see how cramped it is. I was like, yeah, so I did. And that's why I took that picture to show how cramped I was in there. And I really was. I'm like, yeah. Give me a favor. Drop down real quick. Let me look at that. There's no way I could have been a fighter pilot.

Speaker: I was gonna say, Tony, can you tell by the cockpit? That should have been, well, all copies look like they're on fighters. Because like my arms, you can see them, my arms were literally, and I had my arms in like that. Yeah, and I had my arms in like that, and they were still. I'm not gonna lie, Jeff, ugly. If you was to ever be a pilot, you'd be a dead motherfucker, because your head is too big to be rejected. I ain't got my brothers left. I'm gonna boost my ass.

Speaker: Eject. I wasn't so honest. I think that's the 16 years. That's the F -16. I don't remember. I don't remember. It's been, it was when Hurricane Matthew come through. So I mean, Google that and find out when it was, but we went out to Charlotte and the reason we went was because they had, um, uh, Austin was obsessed with, uh, that part of that plan or that captain Sully.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they had the they had the actual plane there. Oh, cool. So that's why we went because they had the plane. Yeah, they had they had the plane there and they had like all this, right? This whole big display pieces of the plane that had broke off from whatever. So it was a whole big display. And then they had the whole damn thing out of that damn Hudson River. I'll be damned. Yeah. And then they had like a thing set up where they were showing like actual interviews

Speaker: and **** like that from when it happened with Sully and and the passengers. Did you guys see the movie yet? Yes. Austin did several times. It was a good movie. It was a good movie. It was a good movie. There goes to Tom Hanks because he that that was a damn good movie. He made some good movies, man. The Denzel movie where he was a pilot and drunk the entire time. That was a damn good movie. He was a girl. He did a role in a **** 747. I don't care. We are. That's tough. That was tough. That was tough.

Speaker: That motherfucking barrel rolled that fucking. It's been three hours. Anybody talking shit about the show and kiss my ass personally. Y 'all suck. You should have brought your ass. No longer. You said what you was going to say for the past year. I don't want to hear shit from nobody no more. Fuck it. We gave you your options. You didn't show. Oh. Rock Lee's going to know this song.

Speaker: Why? Where'd you get that picture? Jesus Christ. Yeah, I was gonna say that's that video I made. I tried. I tried. I tried. It's there now. What can I say?

Speaker: Every time I do a background on my computer, my computer slows down because I'm running multiple screens and shit. So it fucks up my computer. My screen, my second screen slows down my computer so much it's ridiculous. I don't want to. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Speaker: That's for the haters to suffer the first black sheep album, you know about that don't you? I'm gonna drop down get him ready for bed. I

Speaker: I didn't mean to invade on you guys a show, but we love having you on brother. We told you you had a car. It will be a quick you stay at launch to do whatever you want. Uh, I guess that depends on if I'm going to wind up being here by myself or not. What you doing? I'm about to go sit. You're going to what's going to get Jason?

Speaker: walking dead. There's zombies and they all out. I gotta see it. Oh, no. There goes the show. I love me some **** Negan. That guy's awesome. I didn't play Negan. He's a **** man. Hey, this up. You had all damn night. We even filibustered as much as we could. We were stopping to talking waiting for y 'all to pop up. I don't want to be **** The champ is still here.

Speaker: 24 time champ to himself to himself. I mean, it's a competition on the show. I guess I hate her. I'm going to get her straight. Everybody out there, but it was sticking around supporting us. I want to thank y 'all. Honestly, everybody who's sitting here rolling with us, everybody who didn't have a problem with me being here. I want to thank everybody out there. Yeah, talking shit on the end and then I back a little.

Speaker: I go to everybody out there. Bitchmate motherfuckers. Straight up and down. Rock good seeing you. All that good shit. I was like in the middle of moving boxes into the garage. And I was like, you know what? Yeah. Anything to get out of moving boxes. I get it. I'm going to catch y 'all later for real.

Speaker: Deuces. Deuces. Yeah, no, I fucking... I absolutely hate moving with a passion. Yeah, it's a lot of work. I agree. I would rather stand in line for a beating. But I will say, like, it's easier than... It's going easier than most of them because I'm taking my time with it.

Speaker: And so I'm actually able to do it right versus doing it rushed, which I love. How long are you? How long have you been in the house here and now? Oh, I've been here for about three, three years. I've been here in AZ. Oh, yeah. You can accumulate some shit, too. Yeah. Yeah, I can relate it a little bit. I was looking at six books ago. Oh, for sure. I have a blower for my yard.

Speaker: I actually I I don't know if you have ever run into this but you know I buy tools like people buy candy you ain't moving too better I'm sorry and and move was worth it

Speaker: My kids tend to steal my hammers all the time. I have six hammers, cannot find a single one. Your kids are off using the hammers to hit animals or something. I don't know what the fuck they're doing, but every time I turn around... Kids are on the verge of becoming serial killers. No, I 100 % get it.

Speaker: My tools was taken, not stolen because they're good people, but they preferred my tools. So they would just go in and take my hammers or take my crowbars or my crips or whatever. I just bought, I actually got excited about it. I just bought, you know, like when you're assembling bunk beds, how the Allen keys, you have to spin the little key around. I bought the little 90 degree one that you can actually put on your drill.

Speaker: and attach. Oh, nice. Oh, it was so cool, man. I'm like loving that thing. I'm taking apart stuff all day long with it. I don't even need to take apart. That drill attachment has saved me so much hassle and aggravation and frustration at work and stuff like that because you get into like a cramped spot and it's like

Speaker: I can't fit anything in here but now I got my drill and I can run a extension and get back to where I need to and it does that for me.

Speaker: And that was one of the greatest inventions. Shout out to whoever made that son of a bitch because that was awesome. That was much needed. Helped so much. So, so much. It was super easy. Tonight, actually, well, you guys get to, I mean, this is the last thing I was going to do, actually, because once I came upstairs, all of this stuff was actually coming down. So I have my monitors connected to my desk here.

Speaker: And it's the same thing. It's in a weird little cramp in its spot to take it out. And I'm just... I can't wait to use my drone. I've been loving it. 35 bucks. And I was like, damn, that's pretty much it. Actually, I saw something today that I'm going to have to break down and buy. There's a new brand of hammer out.

Speaker: and it's actually a regular claw hammer, but it's also a speed square.

Speaker: Wait what my right? I don't know. I saw the video on tick -tock and Basically, you can set the hammer up and it looks just like a regular hammer, but on the on the bar You know the handle yeah, it goes up to I think they have a 18 inch 18 ounce and then a 15 and 15 ounce Hammer, but you could also use it as a speed square

Speaker: oh that's trippy and i was like i'm in because speed square you know when you wear a tool belt a speed square is a pain in the ass because it's you know giant fucking triangle that you know i don't and now you can literally just use the hammer

Speaker: And I was like, I'm going to have to get one of those. And I think it just came out at CES. CES is the consumer thing that they show all these cool tools and shit in Vegas. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to have to get me one of them because that's just cool. Yeah. And then I like the part of like getting something I don't know how to use and then trying it out for the first time, you know?

Speaker: I don't know how to use a router at all. Really? I really have no clue how to do it, but I would like to make sure. I'll tell you what, once you get yourself a router, you're going to love it. Yeah. I love my router. Every time I build something, I don't round off these corners. I'm telling you, Makita sells a palm router, and it's like 120 bucks. It comes with 12 bits.

Speaker: and the router for like 120 bucks on Amazon, worth every fucking penny. But I'm not gonna say it kind of the same way. One of the things I want to buy, and I haven't bought it yet because I don't have the space, is I want to buy a metal lake. But I want a big one. The one that weighs like four and a half ton. Big one.

Speaker: Because now they're super dangerous. Yeah, because they they don't have a Like if they overpower you you're just fucked. Yeah, but I want one so bad. I watch Adam Savage from Mythbusters He's got a YouTube channel and he's all the time building. He does he does a thing called one day builds and one of the things he did was he took a two inch long bolt

Speaker: and built a replica of the same bolt out of brass that was 10X size just to practice. And it's stupid to think about it, but I was watched and golfed and just like, holy shit, that's amazing. And I wanna mill. I wanna mill.

Speaker: which basically looks like a drill press, but you know, you know, often yes or something like, Oh my God, I want one so bad. Yeah. I'm a, I'm a big fan. Like my, my store is, honestly, any home improvement store, I'm in that store. Like, I like it. That's my guilty, guilty pleasure. Yeah. Outside of all this music stuff, I,

Speaker: I like doing little things with my hands, you know? And then just sit back and be like, yeah, I did that. And one of them is a chair. And I want to build a chair that has like the round to it. And I'm like, I got to get a router to do this. You got to violate so you can do the spindles. Yes. But there's a store here. There's a store here. And I kid you not, the store is called Tools.

Speaker: and you walk in and it is it is when you the storefront looks like it's really small but it actually it actually goes through the building and has an exit and they have everything you would ever want if you want Makita there's a whole wall of Makita if you want Milwaukee there's a whole wall of Milwaukee they have every bit they have mills they have a lathe there it is

Speaker: $33 ,000. And they will deliver it obviously, because it weighs, it weighs, I think it was 7 ,800 pounds. But it is a brand new metal lathe that I shoot you not stands four feet tall, and eight feet long. Wow. And it's got

Speaker: eight horsepower. Wow. And you can literally mill. The cool thing about a lathe is it's the only tool that can build itself. Right. And my fascination with lathes just every time I walk in that store, I'm like, one day you will be mine.

Speaker: My wife, every time we go in there, she's like, don't even fucking go over there. She's like, stop touching it, man. Don't go over there. I'm like, I need it. She's like, it's like the size of a fucking car. What are you going to do with it, though? I'm going to build another lathe. The fascination with the fact that you can build a lathe with a lathe

Speaker: Hey, that sounds like a business idea. Makes my head explode. That sounds like a business idea. I'm not even gonna lie. Build, violate as an investment. Build like five of them. Get your money back on the one that you have. And then build lathes and sell them. Yeah, it's all easy. It's all easy. But building a lathe, like a wood blade is actually super easy. I'm gonna go look at your face. I just see your hat and I get mad.

Speaker: I, you'll have to let me know what size you get. I get mad for other reasons. Probably the same reason I get mad when I look at your face. I want fucking to know that. I mean, I guess if you were the champ, I'd be jealous too. Oh, there you go. Rock, I have a question. When it comes to cordless tools, what is your go -to?

Speaker: This is Jeff's my favorite cordless tool. Don't you forget either. Yeah, that's clean. Let me show you. Let me go grab it. I'll be right back. Oh, go ahead. He just said he was going to go skin or rabbit. No, he's going to go grab his his cordless cordless tool. Yeah.

Speaker: I can't wait until you know, like a week when my new belt comes in and I'm sitting here double strapped up double champion. What do you got? Oh, you had to go into the wall. The wall. The wall. The wall. The wall. The wall. The wall.

Speaker: Well, I mean the problem I have with buying cordless tools comes into one thing once you buy one You pretty much have to buy that brand in that brand. Oh, yeah, you just and that's the thing why only buy one? Because you know if you buy a sawzall eventually you're gonna need That circular saw or you're gonna need the drill. Just buy the fucking kit

Speaker: That's what I did. I have like everything, even my gloves. See, however, as much as I do like the wall, I'm really kind of looking at Ryobi because they got a line, boy. Let me tell you, they got a line of tools that just every time I see

Speaker: I bought one of the Ryobi shop vacs, a little tiny battery powder. Because DeWalt doesn't have anything like that. And it's actually hugely convenient when I'm working on a little spot. I was doing a little wall patch in my house. For some of the cables, I'm running into this. And I was doing it. And after I sanded it down, even though I have a sander that has a bag on it, there was some debris on the floor. Oh, yeah. I was like, that's a soul. OK, how big a bag you got? You're going to make dust.

Speaker: Yeah, and I was like, this is so cake. Like, I mean, I don't have to go get out the actual vacuum, bring my shop back, which is also the little, but bring it up here and vacuum all this stuff. I could just use this little Ryobi and clean it right up, you know, and it's strong. Well, you know, it's really cool. I want to buy a 3D printer. I want one so bad.

Speaker: A 3D printer? Well, here's what's cool is there's a website that has all these things you could 3D print. And one of them, depending on what brand of tool you use, it's an attachment. It attaches to like, for instance, your sander. You know how your sander has like a cylinder underneath the palm part? It'll attach to that and have a spot where you hook the hose from your shop back to it.

Speaker: so it doesn't create the stitches. That reminds me of that. It's really expensive, the Ketsaw. But I mean, it's for drywall, but same principle, right? Plug it up, and then whatever you're doing, it's just picking up the debris after doing it, yeah. Yeah, I think somebody designed it, and they have like 15 different tool brands you can choose from.

Speaker: there's a there's a lot of tools now and days that have the attachment even like circular saws I have an attachment yeah I've seen them with the wall it's it's like a it's built in and all you have to do is just plug the hose into it when you use it

Speaker: Um, I don't think it's got a little lit, like a little flap on it. So when you're not using the hose, you can just solve those in your face. Well, there's a, there's a, there's a guy that I watch on YouTube. Uh, he, he does woodworking. I think rock. I think he'd love, uh, is, is, is channels called bourbon moth and bourbon watch a guy work with wood, huh?

Speaker: yes i did right up my alley here's the thing he does what's your viewing party we can watch it all together he he he set up he did one one episode where he showed how he set up his uh filtracin system where he has one shop back that goes into a giant bag but it's it's throughout the entire shop where

Speaker: he can flip a switch and just that tool he's using will have suction for the vacuum. Oh that's trippy. So it's like a long extension vacuum. Well no he used like PVC pipe. And they connected the hose. And he's got like shut off valves in the shop that shuts like shuts everything off except for that tool you're using.

Speaker: Oh, that's trippy. I love when my tool gets some suction. It's amazing. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. You are right up my alley, brother. He uses a brand. He uses a brand. I feel like my brand is some suction. I really need you to come home right now.

Speaker: I need some suction number two. He uses a brand called Grizzly. Now, Grizzly is an American made industrial strength shop tool. Like his, I looked at, they make cabinet table saws, you know, the big ones, not the cheap little job site.

Speaker: Table saw bags, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, it's a table saw. I took that way away. A table saw. It's what's called a cabinet saw. Okay. So you know how when you go to Home Depot, you see the table saw that's to what? And you can literally pick this fucking thing up, throw it in the back of your car and go cut some wood. Yeah. This thing weighs 350 pounds. The base is made out of cast iron and it costs $23 ,000. Holy shit.

Speaker: Now, obviously he's sponsored by them, but every tool he has, like he's got, it's called a,

Speaker: Oh, shit. It's a planer. I can't remember. My brain shot there. It's a wood planer. You put in a piece of wood and it makes it completely flat, right? And I went on the Grizzly website and started looking up these tools because I was like, this guy's tool setup is amazing. And the planer alone was like 15 grand.

Speaker: And I was like, yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I don't know about picking up something like that all the time. I'll stick with, like, DeWalt makes a really nice 13 -inch wood planer. I have it. Do you really? It's in my garage. I want one. I want one. Those sticks are so fucking cool. I'm such a huge DeWalt guy. I don't know why. So here's what happens. The only problem I have with DeWalt is they're stupid expensive.

Speaker: Here's the caveat to that though. Anytime, and I've done this so many times, anytime one of these tools go out,

Speaker: All I do is take it back to home depot and tell them because they all have a lifetime of warranty on it And I got a brand new one. Yeah, so who cares like I'm gonna beat the fuck out of these tools Yeah, because when when craftsmen went under because craftsmen always had that that's why everybody always has craftsman tools From builders to mechanics or whatever because they had a lifetime warranty no matter what happened to them Yeah, you just walk into a Sears with two pieces of one wrench and go I need to do in there. Here you go

Speaker: And when craftsmen went under went out of business or whatever happened to them Within a couple months instantly the Walt jumped on that bandwagon. I think actually Bottom out or what the Sears was Sears started going under and craftsmen was a Sears product, right? So all the Sears stores started closing down and shit like that right so that didn't

Speaker: or they were affiliated with Sears somehow. I don't know if they were an actual Sears product. Well, I think they were buying them anywhere. But Sears, every Sears had a Craftsman tool department. But no. Yeah, that's the thing that I love about it. Like I've done it so many times and now so now it's worth the investment for me, especially because I use my tools all the time. I can just go and get brand new ones and we're all good. Yeah.

Speaker: Well see, that works great for you there. The frequency isn't often either because I can't afford to just keep going back. The nice thing about DeWalt is they do last for a decent amount of time. It's not like you go by Black & Decker a weekend later, like I need to do it. I got a Black & Decker drill.

Speaker: that I think my ex bought me. Cause I was like, hey, do me a favor on the way home, pick up a drill. And she picked up a black and Decker. And I was like, really? That fucker, that was so good. Wow. I use it all the time. It's a hammer drill.

Speaker: And I use, because all my wheels are concrete. So anytime I want something, I have to use the hammer grill. And my DeWalt, my Black and Decker hammer grill runs like a fucking champ. The only thing I've had to do to it is replace the plug. Right. Which is easy. Which is easy. The plug got all fucked up. Yeah. Cut it off and wire it up. Wire it up, you're good. But. What kind of tool guy are you, Glick?

Speaker: like brand. Yeah. Um, I've always been DeWalt. Uh, man, I, I, I grew up, I grew up on championship belt. This is the belt right here.

Speaker: Depending on the tool, I have a preference of brand. When it comes to sawzaws, my pops has a Milwaukee sawzaw. You can't kill that fucking thing. I think that thing's 30 years old and still runs like a champ. But like Makita drills, dog shit. My uncle had a Makita drill that I killed like four times.

Speaker: I don't care for Nikita or Milwaukee. I think they're a little, a little overrated, a little overhyped and definitely overpriced, but I've always, as far as a cordless drill or cordless tool, battery tools or whatever. I've always really liked the Walt. I got the Walt 18 volt drill out in my car that I bought when I started working with the new company I work at. And I know actually what's behind me.

Speaker: Yeah, I see it in the background. There it is. Why is that so close to your bed, Glick? What's that? Is that your bed right there? Oh, no, that's my stuff. I've been looking over there. I was about to say, what you got that close to your bed for? What'd you know with the walls? Don't worry about it being wet. I just need a replacement. My ceiling was leaking.

Speaker: Let's just say that Nikki is more than satisfied. And my batteries for all my tools are dead. I don't know why. Oh, all my batteries are dead. I bought a Ryobi jigsaw. OK. Now, I have yet to buy anything cordless. I have. I don't know. I have a weird thing about battery operating stuff.

Speaker: But I have a corded Ryobi jigsaw. I can't deal with that thing. I've tried. You want some dinner? I've got one year for Christmas. I've never used it really. I'm very impressed with the Ryobi brand. I am too. They haven't been around quite long enough to

Speaker: say if they're durable or long lasting or anything like that. But they can take a beat. I want to get me where I will be set. I don't have any reasons right now to justify me buying a whole 18 volt set. I don't do much outside of when I'm at work because I'm renting. So I'm not

Speaker: You know, I'm hanging stuff. I'm hanging stuff on the wall. That's why my drill's in the house right now because I came home the other day and I had to hang up a bunch of stuff for Nicky. But I do want to get me some Ryobi tools because I'm really impressed by the ones that I have used. Well, they also have everything. Yeah. And they're a little bit, they're a little bit cheaper.

Speaker: as compared to DeWalt, but I think they're definitely just as useful. I think they're side by side DeWalt. I just don't know the longevity or the lifetime that you're going to get out of one compared to DeWalt because

Speaker: You know, you can run a goddamn DeWalt. I'll tell you what, that's the only reason why I have stuck with DeWalt as long as I have is just because I can go and get a new one. I'd never have to pay for another DeWalt. Well, see, that's perfect for you. Now, see here in Mexico, they have this thing where if you want a replacement, they want a receipt.

Speaker: Mm hmm. They will. They don't care if it's got a lifetime warranty or not. They're like, yeah, call them, not us. Mm hmm. So I can take something in a home depot and they're like, ha ha, that's nice. It's broken. You're going to have to buy another one or call them. I'll be right back.

Speaker: yeah so yeah no i just walk right in and they have like the the uh what is it the customer service desk or whatever right right in tell them hey look it's here it's on my prl account like and they'll look it up they'll see it's there they take it put it in a box and then they tell me to go grab another one and i grab it and i walk right out of it i'm all happy like a kid on christmas

Speaker: I bought a Ryobi disc sander. Not a disc sander, but an orbal sander. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Instead of it being flat, I mean square. It's round. Yeah. And you know what? The only reason why it doesn't work right now is because my kid left it outside in the rain.

Speaker: And the part I need to fix, I just need to order. It's like a $2 part because it's got a, it's an offset to actually make it, what's called, it doesn't just spin it or, you know. Right, yeah, yeah. It doesn't, elliptical. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're saying. The part I need is like $2.

Speaker: I just need to actually get off my ass in order. But I don't use my standard very, I don't use it. So I haven't gotten around to doing it. Now, the thing I kept running into was I didn't have the tool when I needed it, which caused me to stop. And I hate doing that. So if I'm in the middle of a project, I want to have.

Speaker: everything. I want to have everything nice and ready with it so I can just do it all. I hate going to and from the store. You know what I mean? Because I feel like I'm wasting time. But I mean, I get where you're coming from because I only have one

Speaker: one of these pads or one of these sanding pads. But I never use it. That doesn't have one where you can make your own, right? Yeah, you can. You can. So I was like, you literally buy, I buy a square one. I buy those big sheets because you bought it for like a quarter or a piece. Yeah, exactly. And then just cut them to fit and rock it out. Keep going and keep going and keep going. Yeah.

Speaker: I kept getting those and then I haven't gotten any more but watch something's going to come up and I'm going to need some and this one's pretty haggard.

Speaker: I don't really have a whole lot of time to do projects. But when I get the new house, when I build the new house on everything in that house. I like closets all that shit I'm building myself. Me too. I'm just gonna have a big.

Speaker: big empty space made with you know the walls put up and all that stuff because it's concrete block and and poured concrete so i'm gonna have all that made so i'm gonna make my own kitchen cabinets i'm gonna make my own closets i want to make the kids uh uh bunk beds the whole nine yards i want to make it all that's what i'm actually doing too once i get out here i want to buy a house that has like a basement so that and an unfinished basement would be better

Speaker: Yes. So that I can custom make it into the studio. Exactly. So I can't wait. It comes down to I'm actually in the property that we're buying is there's enough space where I can build the house I want and build a separate building that is my shop.

Speaker: where I can build a car, I can build a motorcycle, and build, do woodworking, all in one location. And I've done the math and it's like $150 ,000 worth of tools I need. My wife was like, how much? And I was like, it's $150 ,000. Yeah, no big deal. What'd you say? $1 .50. Oh, that's easy. $1 .50.

Speaker: but what 150 ,000 pesos table saw I want the table saw a loan that I want is $15 ,000.

Speaker: You're gonna go to Bob's Tool Shack, or you can get tools, electronics, groceries, and everything else at the store you have down there, and you're gonna get a bunch of weird ass tools. They have all these brand names in that place that's called Tools. They have, you know, the cabinet saw I looked at is 15 grand. I believe it's a, I think it's a grizzly, but it's a smaller one.

Speaker: The big boy is like 24 grand, but the one I'm looking at is like 15 grand. Yeah. But it's a two horsepower.

Speaker: It's got that dude on TikTok, he's trying to make a round, he's making a round disc on his, on his table salt and it catches.

Speaker: You ever see this video he's got he's got like, you know a piece of wood drilled in So it won't move and he's just rotating it and cutting into a circle with his table saw and he tries to go back like he tries to back it up and it catches the Saw catches and shoves his hand into the blade. Oh Shit, but he's got one of those blades. I don't know if you've seen this but it's it's the stop the stop shock and

Speaker: If it senses human skin, it will lock the blade instantly. They actually do experiments where they take a hot dog and the hot dog doesn't even cut.

Speaker: The blade locks, it drops down. It's called the shock block. That can't be good. You have to buy a new blade. Let me see real quick. You're just falling along and all of a sudden your hand gets too close and it just locks up instantly. I would imagine that would just fucking take a motor and turn it to dog shit.

Speaker: It's called, I gotta find the video, but it comes on these brand of table saws, but it literally, it locks it in a way where you have to replace the mechanism. Shit guys, I actually gotta go. Table saw blade lock. I gotta get out of here.

Speaker: quick. Yeah, buddy. I am uh I am I'm about to get off. I'm about to hop off. Yeah, man. Don't do what you gotta do. I know you're right in the middle of a move. Like I said, I'll um you know, we send you the invite every show now. So, anytime you can pop in, you can't, you can't. Don't don't don't stress it too much. Oh, no, no, I wanted to. I was like, yeah, after the box, I was like, I just saw an email come through and I'm like, yeah, we'll just hop on.

Speaker: It's got a hot dog. Hmm, that's crazy. I can't remember what it's called. It's called the saw stop. And it literally stopped the blade at however many revolutions it is in less than five milliseconds.

Speaker: That's crazy. But it has a mechanism in it where it literally shuts off the motor and locks the blade at a dead stop and drops the blade down in less than five milliseconds. But the mechanism you have to replace afterwards.

Speaker: And it's like a $200 replacement part. Oh, geez. Yeah, but it's better than losing a finger. Exactly. But this dude is literally trying to do a round circle on his table saw. And he goes backwards. And the blade catches. And he's got one of those saw stops. And he literally goes, holy shit, that was lucky.

Speaker: this is like uh i can't remember the brand that that comes with these sauce sauce sauce blobs sauce stops but it comes with it comes with it from the back oh a bunch of sauce sluts around here look at all you fucking sauce sluts yeah a bunch of dirty dirty sauce sluts

Speaker: And Jeff, I really got to go, though. No, that's fine. Send it to me in the chat.

Speaker: Yeah, the part is $250. Yeah. No, Rocky, anytime, brother, you pop in. I'll send the link every show. So anytime you can come in and come in, you got no pressure. It's kind of the same thing we do with Chris Clooney. He basically said, yeah, just send me a link every show. And if I can make it, I can make it. I kind of hesitated tonight, sending people links. I didn't send one to Chris because I didn't know how tonight was going to go. And I know Tony was coming in, fired up, and ready to go.

Speaker: I also knew that nobody was going to show up. But I knew nobody was going to show up. I just didn't want a guest up here if all hell was breaking loose. I would have liked to see that though. That would have been crazy. I was mildly hoping it would happen, but I knew it would. Yeah, I was too, because I wanted to put an end to all of it and just be done. Because I'm just, I don't care.

Speaker: right. You know, I'm sorry that you sorry sacks of **** have nothing going on with your life but you you know, you keep the show in your name like you're in your mouth like it's a **** constantly. We're just doing our damn thing. We're over here booking guests, lining up guests, having fun, everything else. So, but yeah, Rocky, go ahead and and take off, man. We appreciate you showing up.

Speaker: And anytime you got a chance just pop in. Good luck on the move. Once I get all set up, hop back in. Have fun moving. Absolutely. Reach out, man. Much love, brother. Well, that's about that time, Chris.

Speaker: I was gonna say, let's just check it by. I'm playing with this app. Nikki and I, we went to a brewery last night. We got a bunch of breweries in town. There's this app and it's called Untapped. So when you go to a brewery, you can just type in the name of the brewery and it comes up with all their beers and stuff.

Speaker: and you basically rate their beers, but it's like a social media platform. So other people can see your check ins and your rate. Oh, it's like it's like a it's kind of like a what's that? What's this? It's it's kind of like it's kind of like Facebook in a way. I don't know if you can. It's kind of like a TripAdvisor thing, right? Or what's it called? Yeah, a little bit, something like that. What's the one where everybody's like

Speaker: I'm going to give you a bad review on what the **** is. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Thank you. It's like, yeah. For like, you know, if I went to like, if I searched, uh, what do we have one here in town called Stein? Um. Stein brewing. That's about burning.

Speaker: Damn, Norway and shit. Um, but like where we were at last night, you could type in the name of the, the boys and it brings up their beer, but it also shows what other people, whatever people are saying, what beer they like, you know, stuff like that. Yeah. It was really cool. Yolks beer. That's actually kind of good, but you can follow people and shit like that.

Speaker: Okay. Um, like, I would follow you to be like, okay, Chris likes this beer. I'm going to give it a try. Oh, he likes this beer from this other place. I'll go check it out. Yeah, exactly. But it's really cool. Um, but you can put it in a location. So like, if we go on like vacation or something, we go, like, say we go down to Charleston. I can look up the breweries in the area and see what people are saying and what they recommend. I just got to be that far from beer.

Speaker: Well, as I told Dickey and Charleston for, you know, Charleston is called the Holy City and it's like for every church, there's two bars or three bars or some shit like that. And it's been like that since, you know, like Charleston became Charleston. So that's why there's so many churches in Charleston and they call it the Holy City. Well, I saw something online the other day. There's a bar that's been around since 1840.

Speaker: And it's still in working condition. There is one in, this is like England, I think. Yes. Like England or, or, or Ireland or some shit like that. Well, you can literally go in there and they still serve it the same way they did back in the day. Yeah. That would be your world tour. Well, this, this is, uh, drinking places. Sean's bar has been researched thoroughly by the Guinness book of world records.

Speaker: and proudly holds the record of the oldest pub in Ireland with the official dating of 900 AD. Jesus. Research is ongoing into the title of the oldest pub of the world so far. Nothing older has been found. 900 AD. That is 900 AD. Jesus right there. Yeah, they've had to upgrade and do certain things, but yeah, I mean, that's insane.

Speaker: But there is a bar. It's not the oldest bar, but I know what you're talking about. It's a super old bar. And I think it's in England, but nothing has changed. Right. Which would be kind of cool. Yeah. Like there's, there's in England, there's a, there's a tea house that is, it's the oldest tea house where you can go and get a cup of tea, but it's basically like a little mitch or mom and pop restaurant slash the, uh, the oldest bar in America is the white horse tavern.

Speaker: And that's in Rhode Island. It opened in 1673. That's bullshit. Some of these establishments are in America's oldest towns. Here are 102 towns, founded before the Americans. Well, what was it? In that movie, in the movie, the Facebook movie, when the two twins are bitching about what's his name stealing their idea,

Speaker: She literally tells them, the building you're standing in is 200 years older than America itself. And I was like, Jesus, that's some weird thought. Let's see what Ohio has to offer because this has the oldest bar in Ohio and every state, this list I'm looking at. Oldest bar in Ohio. I'm literally, all I got to do is get down here to the O's because this has all 51 states. Eel trail tavern.

Speaker: It's a 19th century trap. It's closed right now, obviously opens at 12 p .m. on Sunday. Spread Eagle Tavern in Hanoverton, Ohio. The bar was founded in 1837. Three storey building that houses the old Tavern Trail Tavern is 1827. But is it open? Yeah.

Speaker: Well, Abraham Lincoln was there in 1864 and it was a stop on the Underground Railroad. That would be, now, I wish Tony was here because the Underground Railroad, wouldn't you want to kind of do the quote unquote Underground Railroad tour?

Speaker: Yeah, absolutely. Places that were part of the Underground Railroad, I think that'd be cool. I love history shit like that. Well, I mean, there was a good chunk of the Underground Railroad that goes through Ohio, I mean, where I used to live after. It goes through Marion, doesn't it? It goes through right down the road for me. Oh, no shit. And, Ella, there's still tunnels and stuff underneath the houses and shit. I want to buy a house that has a tunnel.

Speaker: There's a guy on YouTube, he built a tunnel from his basement to his shed, just to prove he could do it. Obviously he did it for the clicks, but like he went full out the great escape style. Like it's got the little conveyor belt, or not conveyor belt, but the slide. Or not slide, it's like little cartwheels that you pull on a rope. I love that movie, The Great Escape.

Speaker: It's a weird category. The longest bar in Ohio. Ohio has a law that for every three foot, I don't know, every two foot of bar, you have to have one year. The world's longest permanent bar is 405 feet, 10 inches long counter.

Speaker: and the barrel or beer barrel saloon in Putton Bay, Ohio. That's your dream tour, right? Wouldn't we? To see the oldest bars in the world? I think it would be pretty cool. It's kind of like, what's his name? Simon Pegg? The Golden Mile? Well, how the hell is that damn movie?

Speaker: It was in the golden wow. This is the end. Into the world. No, that's not what it's called. Simon Pegg trilogy. It's called the Cornetto trilogy. World's End. World's End. Yeah, World's End. Yeah, it's called the Cornetto trilogy. Yeah, they had to do like the bars. Yeah.

Speaker: I fucking love those movies. Simon Pegg is a fucking genius. And Nick Frost, I love Nick Frost. He's fucking hilarious. Yeah, their movies are good. Ed! Ed, you are Ed in fucking Shaun of the Dead. What?

Speaker: Why am I Ed and Shawn of the Tank? I could see it. Like, as I'm fighting off the zombies, you're texting. You're like, you got this. I'll be impatiently waiting on you to get eaten.

Speaker: Like, hold on, let me get my cell phone. Go ahead and fight it. I seriously, for some reason, I don't know why. I'm not saying I'm Sean in any way. But what I'm saying is I can see you as Ed. I think we're both a little bit of Ed. Yeah, I'd be like, wait, Chris, before you fight this guy, let me get my phone. Yeah, let's go make a sweet TikTok.

Speaker: But the record thing where they're chucking records at the lock and all. And they take a minute to check which ones they should throw. That was the second one for what? Sonday, throw it. Throw it. Throw it. That was Liz's. Well, she did jump jump you. But tell me, if zombie apocalypse comes,

Speaker: We're not Sean and Ed, Tony's in there with our group where we run into another group just like us. He runs into his friend and her boyfriend looks like him and she looks like him. And then the mom. What do you want to see? What do you want to see? I just, I totally see that as us.

Speaker: Yeah. If we were cops, you would play Simon Pegg's character, and I would be Nick Frost. Yeah. You'd be all dung ho, and I'd be like, I'll take a cornetto. Simon, you're out of papers. I owe you about 50 feet.

Speaker: You would be trying to name off all the movies, like Nick Frost. Well, Nick Frost is in there. He's like, super cop. Like, cop, it doesn't stop. And Simon Banks changed to the killer. He's in there checking out the DVDs. What? Yeah, that would definitely be you looking at the movie releases. Like, Chris, you go catch that killer. I'm going to look at these DVDs. They got them on sale, man.

Speaker: And my movie collection is very similar to this. It's just, oh. You've never seen Bad Boys 2. I fucking love those movies. Oh, that reminds me. You have to see, it's on Netflix right now. I believe it should be on yours if it's on mine. Clerks 3 is on Netflix. Just came out today. Well, let me just look and see. Maybe I'll watch it. Maybe I'll watch it. It's not. Get off here.

Speaker: It's not amazing, but it was, it was, it was cute. Like everybody comes back, Elias is back and Rosario Dawson makes a cameo. Yeah. I heard that pretty much everybody came back. I don't have Netflix on my phone. Yeah. I just saw, I mean, I watched it on the computer, so I've already seen it. I might have to watch it again because it's not terrible, but it's basically the making of Clerks One.

Speaker: Yeah, I don't have Netflix on my phone. But I do have it on. I'll see if I can find it. Yeah, I was going to say, check it out. But it's not the best. It's not Kevin Smith's version. It's not Red State. Were you seeing Red State yet? Red State? No. It's Kevin Smith's version of a horror movie.

Speaker: I don't think so. It's got John Goodman in it. It's got Kevin's wife's in it, of course. But it's basically three guys are chatting with somebody on the internet and they meet, they supposedly meet this chick that's gonna do all three of them. And they show up and it's, you know that church that always protests gay generals? It's based on them.

Speaker: It's really fucked up. I don't even see anyone watching that. Red state? I don't know. I think it was before it came out. I don't even know. It doesn't even show where you can watch it. It came out in 2011. Yeah, it's older. But have you seen Tusk? That movie's fucked up. That movie still freaks me out.

Speaker: because holy shit, I watched it because, you know, I'm a massive Kevin Smith fan, so to speak. And when Tusk came out and like I used to listen to Kevin Smith's podcast and literally I was listening to the episode where they came up with the idea for Tusk and

Speaker: Then, you know, of course, I continued to listen at the time and they literally talked about Tusk. And then like three weeks later, we're like, hey, we're making that movie we were talking about. Oh, really? Yeah, they literally it. You know how we do what the fuck news? Yeah. OK, well, they basically were doing something similar. Obviously, they did for us, but they found an article that

Speaker: was some guy had made up the article to see what would happen. It was like a one hat. It was like wanted someone to live in my house and you can live rent free. You can come and go as you please. However, at a certain time at night, you have to be home and you have to dress in this walrus costume that I made.

Speaker: Because when I was a sailor, when I was a kid, I got stranded on a beach with only a walrus as a friend for like six months, and I missed my friend of the walrus. And it became this whole thing. And they turned it into a movie. For the podcast that they did, they literally turned it into a movie.

Speaker: And it's got, uh, what's his name? Haley, Joe Osman in it. It's got, uh, what's his name? Uh, Justin, Justin Long. Uh, there's all, uh, what's the guy, the guy's the guy from dust of dawn. He played the cop. I'll tell you. Tusk cast. Um, God damn, Michael parks.

Speaker: Who? Michael Parks. You'd know him if you saw him on. Michael Parks. Hold on. Let me find it. Yeah, this dude. Oh, shit. Yeah, OK. Yeah, Michael Parks. What's the name of this movie? Tusk. Oh, yeah. Pretty bad. It's fucked up, dude. It's so fucked up. It's like.

Speaker: creepy and basically the concept is that Haley Joel Osman and Justin Long have a podcast and basically what they do is one of them goes Justin Long's character goes out into the world and meets these weird crazy people and interviews them and then they talk about it on their podcast and make fun of it and and he goes to interview there's an old video a while back where this kid uh

Speaker: was playing with a sword and kind of showing his sword play skills. But he was really bad at it. And the kid actually cut his leg to the point where it cut his leg off. So Justin Long goes to go interview the kid so they can make fun of our own podcast. But by the time he gets there, the kid's dead.

Speaker: And he's like, fuck, what am I going to do? We have a show in two days. I have nothing. So he goes to a bar and he sees a want ad.

Speaker: which is the, hey, you can live at my place, let it free, but you got to wear this Walrus outfit and, you know, completely go full Walrus while you're in the outfit for two hours a week or something like that. And he goes to interview Michael Parks as the guy and Michael Parks spikes his drink. And he wakes just as long as character wakes up in sewn into the Walrus costume.

Speaker: It's fucked up. It's it's like literally the scariest thing I've ever heard of, ever seen. You would love it because it's very horror, fuck with your mind kind of genre. Yeah, that's. I think you'd get a kick out of it. What's kind of. And right now, from my understanding, Kevin Smith's working on a new movie. And the movie is called Moose Jaws.

Speaker: And the concept of this movie is very simple. I don't even want to know. It's actually called, no, no, no. A version of Jaws with a moose. Basically, that's it. It's Jaws with a moose. I see. That's literally how the tagline is. It's Jaws, but with a moose. It's literally the tagline. It's kind of a spin on Cocaine Bear. But Kevin Smith's making a movie called Moose Jaws.

Speaker: He wants to see uh cocaine bear. I'm kind of too. I'm I'm kind of I'm kind of undecided about it. Maybe I'll check next week and we're gonna be up in PA. We got uh her youngest boys birthday is next weekend. So we're gonna we're going to PA Friday or either Friday late Friday night or um Saturday early morning. We're going up to PA. I'm gonna come out to March.

Speaker: Mm -hmm. Comes out March 9th. It's when Go Game Bear comes out. Moose jaws. Oh, let me check moose jaws. Hold on. Moose jaws. Nicky said that sounds like a terrible Canadian porn. Seriously, dude. It really does. A movie poster. That's funny. Yeah, we said over an hour ago we were done, but here we are.

Speaker: I'm totally in, dude. I am totally in. I still haven't seen, and I still want to watch that Nicholas Cage movie. The one with Pedro Pascal? Yeah, what is that? Dude, that video clip of them two in a car and Pedro Pascal doing that stupid look is all over TikTok. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker: I'm going to find out where it's playing. It's on

Speaker: Yeah. YouTube, Sling TV, apparently. I'll say, hold on a second, because I might watch that. I know. I want to see it. I'm sorry, but anything Nick Cage is in, I'm in. You got to have the add on with stars. All right. Well, you got me there. I was going to say the killer.

Speaker: Chris, I got a joke for you. You'd all send you a link. Yo, what? I'll send you a link. Oh, yeah, I know what you're... I know what you're... Yeah. Chris, I got a joke for you. Kevin's got a joke for you. I got a joke for you. He's right beside you. What's the world's worst dinosaurs, a pet? No, he said, why are dinosaurs bad pets? I couldn't tell you.

Speaker: because they're dead. Because they're dead. He walked here. I didn't do it. He said, come over here. Look at this buzzsaw, Chris. Hey, he, he, he really uh he kind of set me up for that one. Yeah, he did. Wait, wait. Chris, do you know who Dream is?

Speaker: What is that, some YouTuber or something? Oh, he's a YouTuber, yeah. What do you mean? Yeah, I don't know who he is. I'm sure Cash probably watches, even if he's big and popular. I don't know. Your son would get that one. What's the punch line? They both cheated. Dream and who? Dream and my ex -wife. He says, what is Dream and your ex -wife having common? They both cheated.

Speaker: that makes it more funnier because I I changed it because Kevin said that the the Kevin said it my ex -wife. No, his ex -wife. No, you didn't. I changed it over to your ex -wife because I thought it's funny because I know the story behind that. So, ex -wife, ex fiancee. It's kind of a kind of a theme you got going there.

Speaker: And where's Nikki again? He said she just laughed her ass off. I think she was laughing her ass off at the dinosaur joke. That was actually kind of funny. I wasn't expecting that. Like I was expecting something. I did the same joke with Tony, but with Michael Jackson. Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead. I don't know where to get stressed.

Speaker: I'm just saying there's a running theme in your past. We we we were at Walmart and I just walked down the other night. We were at Walmart. I was spoiling her. I took her on a Walmart date and I bought her some some nails and some smell good stuff. She was so excited. She was so excited. Well, she said she needed new nails and I was like, oh, we'll just go to Walmart.

Speaker: Yeah, totally. I mean, so, but we were there and I, you know, I got the girls some special shampoo and conditioner. She says, I've been in a stupid bed with a terrible pillows listening to jackasses on YouTube. Who are you watching? Who are you watching? Maybe we'll like them. I bet they're funny. Maybe we could have them on the show.

Speaker: Well, I don't hear you then. So, jackass number two. How does it feel to be the co -host to jackass number one? Yeah, it has its moments. I drink a lot more these days. No, you know, what are you saying about spoiling her by going to Walmart? I can't get away with that because they have they have an ultra femme here.

Speaker: It's a perfume store. Oh, yeah. Holy **** in the places. Every time I go in there, I lose $300. Yeah, we have a of a of a tanger. There's there's a there's a a perfume perfume in a loan store. I can't remember what it's called.

Speaker: I think the cheapest bottle of cologne I've seen in there was like 80 bucks. Oh yeah. I can only imagine what. Tanya likes a certain brand, a certain version of Ralph Lauren. Yeah. Perfume. Every time I buy one of them, and they're not very big, they're only about that big. Will you turn it down please? Every time I buy one, it's like $120. Dude, my cologne, I found it at

Speaker: you know, back and body, back and body works. Okay. And I **** love it. Mickey likes it. I think my mother got me one. It looks like a **** handkerchief. Yeah. And it smells good. And the other one I like is the Paco or a band one million. It looks like a gold car. I like I used to wear clay born sport. I really like that but you can't find it anymore unless you go on Amazon and you only get like a

Speaker: But, um, I got, there's like three or four different colognes at Bath and Body Works that I really like or fucking 15 bottles for, or $15 for a giant fucking bottle of it. Um, but I like it because it lasts, um, throughout the day, right?

Speaker: Yeah, right. It lasts throughout the day, but it's not super strong. Even like when you first put it on, you know how we've talked about my nose being so sensitive and having such a strong smell or sense of smell. Right. And that's why I had a hard time finding a clone that I could wear and not bother me because someone was so strong. I don't know. It kills me when that fragrance store jacks me.

Speaker: The one I just said Kevin up find out what the fuck it is But it's not very strong, but you only need one squirt Like you know what with the packer open 1 million that I used to buy I do two squirts one on each side with this stuff. It's it's it You can't if you do two squirts, it's overpowering But one just one straight on is is a nice mouth today. Yeah, I

Speaker: mean you don't you don't put 25 gallons on like your brother -in -law no no but i also only use it when i go out of the house yeah i only i only put mine on like when nikki and i go out stuff like that i don't wear it every single day it's called spice by spice bomb by victor and rolf oh i've seen that yeah okay i know what that is it's not

Speaker: It's got a nice smell to it. So it's a bit musky, but this thing's like 150 bucks. Yeah, no, it's not cheap. But, and then I have for here in the office to kind of kill off the smell of cigarettes. I love this stuff. My wife hates it. That's what my grandpa used to use.

Speaker: I like it. It smells good. My wife hates it. She's like, don't wear that around me. I'm like, that's I just bought it for the office. It smells like a baby wipe. No, like a baby wipe. It smells like baby wipes. Like there's just one baby wipe. It smells like old man. This is what it smells like. I bet you your pops and my pops had the same cologne bottle. The one that looks like a car that you would get from Avon. My grandfather had them.

Speaker: And my dad has like six of them. I think dad might've had a couple as well. I don't remember. But I do remember grandpa having them. It smells like dog shit. Yeah. But I want one just because I can have the glass cars. I wonder. I bet you could still get them. I wonder if Avon Kars, Cologne. Well, they got one that looks like a cowboy boot.

Speaker: They're not that. They got the blue one. My dad had the brown one. It's a brown car. I saw one blue. Yeah, I did too. Oh, there you go, Jeff. There's Yellowstone's men's handcrafted cologne by True Western.

Speaker: You know, Kevin Costner's opted out after this year. Really? He's not doing Yellowstone again. He wants out. And they're going to do a spin off. They're going to end Yellowstone. And then they're going to do a spin off with Matt McConaughey. Well, they're supposed to be one of the other ranches that's on the show. I guess they're getting their own. I think he's going to be doing the four sixes.

Speaker: Yeah, the poor guy, Jimmy. I want to see that, because I like the Jimmy character. God damn it. I'm trying to learn this one. Yeah, they got a boot. Grandma calls you. Daddy. Oh, they got a little cannon.

Speaker: Yeah, they got on Amazon yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh blue car. They always show them one. I was just looking for like the empty bottles. We could just buy the empty bottles. I know that I don't I just want the empty bottles. Nikki called you a one pump chump.

Speaker: because sometimes you only need the one you do it right you only need the one says the guy whose wife is in europe for the third time this year just because you can't afford to do the same um yeah yeah i don't even if i could quote on quote afford it

Speaker: I don't think I'm sending Nikki to Europe three times in one year by herself for multiple months at a time.

Speaker: Well, actually, I have a report on why my life likes to travel alone. It actually comes down to... She's your bird of fangoon. The problem is when you travel with a group, like she was originally going to go with a group of friends, the problem was when you go with a group of friends, you could never decide on where to go for the day. Somebody's like, I want to go to Louvre. Oh, I want to go to the Eiffel Tower. And you can't please him.

Speaker: Agreed, baby. Jeff, that sounds like a really lame fucking excuse. I'm just saying.

Speaker: Well, it comes down to with the whole 48 hour thing that Nick is talking about. My wife has always wanted to see the world. Well, I've already done it. I did it in the military, so I don't need to. And unfortunately, if I did go, even though I can work online and do everything from my laptop, from wherever I am, all I need is the internet connection, is if I was in Paris right now, it would be

Speaker: I would literally work all night and then she'd want to do stuff during the day so I'd just never sleep. So it's kind of like, yeah, that doesn't work. But now this is her final trip. Like I said, that was my gift to her for her birthday is she can travel as much as she wants this year. And then.

Speaker: after after for much as she wants for as long as she wants but after this this she can only if she does a trip with her either with us or with friends or whatever it's only for a maximum of four days yeah and i like these you don't even like the 45 hours or 48 hours apart bullshit well no that's that's literally the hardest part about

Speaker: Really? That's literally the hardest part about her being gone. Like the day to day that like if I'm at work and stuff, literally whatever happens outside my office door during the day, I don't notice. So that's not a problem. It's the night. It's been a night where you're like, fuck, will you stop it? Jesus, this kid.

Speaker: But because like I'm bored out of my fucking mind, you know. So what's the show? Well, no, the problem is is I literally end up watching HBO or Netflix or something like that in my off hours. Like if I wasn't doing the show right now, I'd literally be just sitting there watching The Walking Dead or

Speaker: the new season's out or I I'm I don't know why I'm so enthralled with it but I've been watching Mike and Molly on one season four already out of six seasons this is actually kind of funny and have you seen the dude that plays that played Mike from Mike and Molly now uh I think he had that gastropia

Speaker: Gastro surgeon where they cut like half your stomach. So this dude is like a fucking rail His voice is exactly the same as it was No, I know because I have a phone as Chris said I can get porn for free So I don't need to watch skin on that No, he's reading porn. Yeah, I read it And and then I make the bald man cry What

Speaker: There's a, there's a, no, no, no. In Game of Thrones, they ask Tyrion Lannister to confess his crimes and he starts going off. He's like, uh, he's, you know, it's like that old adages, tell me everything in third grade. I did this like from Goonies. Yeah.

Speaker: And so he does something similar. He's like, when I was a child, I stole a woman's clothes while she was bathing in the river and she had to walk home naked. And I went over to the bushes and I made the bald man cry. He goes off all these euphemisms for rubbing one out. Some of them are really funny.

Speaker: But throughout the entire series of Game of Thrones, he says a couple of times, I once took a jackass and a pinecone into a whorehouse. And then he's always interrupted, so you never find the punchline of the joke. And I'm like, I got to hear the end of the joke. It's like that old joke from Black Sheep. The rectum, damn near killed him joke. The what? You've never heard that joke? Rectum, damn near killed him.

Speaker: Is the punchline? I don't think so. So the joke goes like this. Little Johnny's shows up late school.

Speaker: And the teacher's like, Johnny, why are you late? And he says, I was going through the park, and I saw these two dogs chasing each other. And one of them stopped, and the other one slammed, and the other one's ass so hard, it was crazy. And she says, Johnny, we don't say ass. We say rectum. He goes, rectum, damn near killed him. And that rectum, damn near killed him joke, you always hear the punchline in movies.

Speaker: And men in black, they do it. The worm guys in the vents. I think it's the second one. And they say the punch line. The punch line is also used in Black Sheep with Chris Farley.

Speaker: where Chris Farley's smoking the joint with all the Rasta guys at the rock the vote thing. And the door opens and he's like, wrecked him, damn near killed him. They all fucking laugh. And for the longest time I was like, I want to hear the fucking start of that joke. So I looked it up one day after seeing it and I had to look it up and I read the joke and I lost my mind. I lost my mind. I've never heard that joke.

Speaker: the triple seven studio said the same thing. Never heard that one. Well, Jeff doesn't want to see that. The how I met the other crew did that did that too. Where am I at in that? Dude, I had to finally I had to finally just Google who the mom was because I'm like Jesus **** Christ. There's nine seasons and I think I'm five seasons. She's

Speaker: I mean, I'm still gonna watch it, but. Oh, no. The storyline when he does meet his wife and it's literally the last two episodes or last year. Yeah, that's what I heard. But it's heartbreaking, dude. Yeah, I'm on season. Yeah, I'm at the end of season five. The How I Met Your Mother joke is Barney tells a joke to everybody and

Speaker: he tells the jelly and jam joke and that's when Lily leaves and Molly did and she leaves and the reason why she left is she went on maternity leave yeah she had a baby in real life but the joke is what's the difference between jelly and jam i think that's no between peanut butter and jam

Speaker: No, it's jelly and jam. It's peanut butter and jam. It's right here. What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? And Ted won't say the punch line, but you find out the punch line is, you can't peanut butter your dick in someone's ass. You can't jelly, you dummy. No, it's peanut butter and jam. I literally just read it off the website.

Speaker: Well, the joke is, what's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: But she gets so pissed off when he tells her the butch line. She doesn't talk to him for like two weeks. And I get it. Yeah, there was there was like what six or seven episodes. Lily wasn't. She just wasn't in it. Yeah. And it was very well played. I mean, for her to take maternity leave and not be on the show, it was it was awesomely played. But

Speaker: Yeah, like the reason why she wasn't there, it was perfect. Mm -hmm. It was Barney's fault, because Barney's a jacket. Well, OK. I have a question when it comes to how I met your mother. Have you gotten to the part where her and Marshall break up? And she goes to San Francisco? Before they got married? Yeah. Yeah, like I'm at the end of season five. So they've already been in their house for like a season and a half, and they're married. Oh, the house was tilted?

Speaker: Robin and Marshall said that the house was haunted because they didn't want to tell her it was tilted. It smelled like garbage down the road. The realtor would only take them there certain times of day.

Speaker: Yeah. Like on the, on the weekends or whatever. Yeah. Okay. Marshall was like, he was, he was a Confederate soldier. No, the final season is literally the longest thing ever. It's literally all, um, it's all wedding and it's Barney and Robin's wedding. Yeah.

Speaker: and I'm sorry. Jesus, this kid. God damn. Tom Brady signed a deal with Fox Sports 10 years 375 million dollars. Good lord to commentate earlier this week. Sirius XM announced that it was signing a multi year renewal to the continue Tom Brady's Let's go podcast. I don't know shit. Yeah.

Speaker: The weekly show is also co -hosted by former NFL wide receiver, Larry Fitzgerald, Nimmy award -winning broadcast. It's actually a pretty good podcast. I was going to say it's a sports thing. I'd be on board. Yeah.

Speaker: I do listen to a movie podcast that I really enjoy. They just did Saving Private Ryan. And every time they do a movie, I have to, I literally end up watching the movie and then watch. Saving Ryan's privates. Yesterday, Nicky and I had a discussion about horn parody movies and how some of them are actually very good movies, like the Pirates of the Caribbean one. Yeah.

Speaker: Well, it all comes down to rule 43. You know what rule 43 is? Rule 43. Rule 43. Hold on. I'll actually give you the definition of rule 43. Rule 43. So, where is it? Well, that's something to do with a trial.

Speaker: No, hold on. What is rule 43 in movies? Okay, rules of the internet. Sorry, is that what it is? Rule 43 is... Hold on, there it is. Where is it? Fuck. That's movie 43. But rule 43 is basically, if it's a real movie, somebody's turned it into a porn.

Speaker: Daddy. Is basically. Daddy. Yeah. I'm going to bring the order inside the house. Fine. So that's basically what Rule 43 is, is that if it's out there, if it's something you like, there's a porn about it. Oh, yeah. If you like anime, there's anime porn, or Teen Titans, anime porn, or Pirates of the Caribbean porn. That's what Rule 43 is, is that if it's something you like, there's a Game of Thrones porn.

Speaker: It's actually called Game of thrones. You actually watch the series. So you're mainly a Clark naked all the time But there is actually a porn. Yeah that is game of thrones based and it's terrible by the way Well, I'm not watching the television show because I'm pretty sure it's gonna be terrible but but I'll watch the porn

Speaker: Well, I don't even watch porn. I don't know what you're talking about. I've never seen a porn in damn life. Get out. Except for the four hours that you accidentally watched training porn. It was four minutes. You stopped making fucking mud. Tomato, potato, potato. Four minutes, four hours, basically the same thing. Dude, speaking of tomato and tomato, I fucking went to the grocery store today. Holy fuck, dude.

Speaker: I spent $250 on the same amount of food that a year ago I spent about 150 bucks on. What's a lie? That you don't watch porn? I don't. I've never seen a porn in my life. I wrote this song last night. Tell me what you think. Whoops.

Speaker: You read the script, you don't watch porn. If we all know you like to read your porn. It's not porn, it's erotica. Oh, my bad. You probably read Fifty Shades of Grey. I have not. I've never even seen the movie. I've seen Fifty Shades of Black.

Speaker: What's the 50 shades of black with the Wayans brothers? I think he said hashtag lies. We just had this thought. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we kind of did yesterday. She's not everybody has to know. I even have favorite websites. Let's be honest.

Speaker: Yeah. Okay. A favorite website. Not website. Well, Jeff might have favorite websites. No, I have two. I like the website we like and Reddit. And he likes trainees .com.

Speaker: Accidentally. He accidentally put in his favorites training. Training porn .com. What's going on, Kim? What's going on, Bubba? Yeah, we do. Yeah, Nikki and I both have our favorite genre is the same.

Speaker: No, and we both like this genre for the same basically the same reason. What? But we like lesbian born because we don't need dick in our form. I need to watch some dude who is clearly more well endowed than I am. You just described every dude in

Speaker: No. As Rodney Garrington once said, I once appeared next to old John Holmes and he started crying. Now that motherfucker's funny. Yeah. I literally have some of his songs on my Spotify.

Speaker: Yeah, a little bit of a rough week there, buddy. Why are that? Hit me up if you're down for some cause.

Speaker: I was going to say, I'm so glad you pronounced the D because that's not what I heard. Come here, little boy. I was like, we got a new cage. Just got a new cage in the house. We'll see it. Let's try it out. See how it works. Get in the cage, boy.

Speaker: Yeah, let me know if you're down for some Call of Duty, Cameron. We can get on and play. Play. So, I'll be home all day tomorrow. I gotta I don't know anything to do to be awesome. I have to clean the backyard. I'm not looking forward to it. It's gonna be me and the doggo hanging out. Yeah, me and all the dogs. Me and the doggo. Wherever she's at.

Speaker: The thing is like my mother and all is a big dog person and I keep going to here in the house. Well, every time I go to the grocery store, they tie the dog up out in the front yard.

Speaker: So, and I came back from the store and went right in here to do the podcast and completely forgot to talk us outside until Kevin was like, I remember Gordon and I was like, oh, shit, do that. Yeah, she came running your tails wagging so hard basically turned her around.

Speaker: She's got, she's got this really weird thing over the tail. Her tail's not heavy. It's just, it's like a, or she wags her tail so hard that she'll basically spin around because her ass is white. It's hilarious. It's hilarious. She just like, yeah. She does do it on purpose. She's just super excited. Yeah. And she's out of here.

Speaker: It's the funniest thing especially when I like if I run to the store I leave her here in the office because she basically mainly just sleeps on the floor all day and I come back from the store. She's just so happy because I'm back and I was like I was gone ten minutes calm down Start spinning around in circles But she'll spin one way because her tail makes her spin that way and then she'll stop

Speaker: stop her tail and then start doing it again and spin the other way because they over corrected. It's hilarious. It's like if you calm down that won't happen. It's just so stupid. You don't even know what's going on. It's like I'm just so happy. I'm so happy. I'm like calm down Jesus. And the worst part is like if I leave my feet flat on the floor

Speaker: Within three minutes, she's on top of my feet and then I can't move. Like she lays on my feet. So I end up, you know, remember how Steven Schwartz used to sit in class? He'd sit on his leg all the time. Oh yeah. That's basically how I sit all day. So the dog doesn't sit on my legs.

Speaker: It doesn't sit on my feet. I'm like, dog, you got like 12 feet of space here. Find another spot. Nope. Gotta go right for your feet every time. I'm like, I take up, my feet take up maybe a foot of space, a foot square, but no, she's like, I, out of the 12 feet of square space I have here, I'm going to lay right on your feet. I'm going to lay right here where it's most inconvenient. Yeah.

Speaker: but I'm gonna put up a little bit of shelf underneath my desk so I can rest my feet on them, because my knees are bent all day long. And I need to put up something to rest my feet on. This chair has a reclining feature, like it has an extension for your legs. But if you put it out, you can't sit normally.

Speaker: You can't instantly just go back to setting up. Oh, it's a process. Yeah, because it slides out. It doesn't pop out like a recliner. It's a solid bar that slides out. So I'm just going to put up a piece of wood as like a miniature shelf just to hold my feet up so I can sit up at any time.

Speaker: It's a solution for a problem that shouldn't happen in the first place. Yeah, I was going to say, it seems like you created a problem to create a solution. Yeah, very much. At the end of the day, that's what it sounds like. Well, like right now my chair is far back as I can go. It's like it's resting up against the toilet. And I cannot, sitting straight, I can't stretch my legs out.

Speaker: I can only do stretch my legs out when I turn sideways. Yeah. Sounds like a, once again, it's a, it's a solution for a problem that shouldn't exist in the first place. It's why I'm hoping this year does as well as I can at work so I can build the new house as soon as possible. So I can have an office so big that it's ridiculous. Is what you mean to say.

Speaker: What's that? Unnecessary. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I want to unnecessarily have a massive office. Yes. Well, with that being said, let's wrap this shit show up. Because you're going to play God. I don't know if I'll do it or not, but I am definitely going to go take a shit. Amen to that. Unlike you, I can't just turn my camera off. You can't just turn your camera off and keep going?

Speaker: I mean, I could. There's something to say about doing the podcast and work from a bathroom. I could. I could just carry my laptop in there and just set it on my lap. But then you're going to hear all you know how sensitive my microphone is.

Speaker: I'll just leave my camera on at that point. I don't know which would be worse actually seeing it or just hearing it and picturing it. Well, I mean, you're not going to actually see. You're still going to see. No, no, no, but you know what I mean? To see your facial expressions by your pussy or actually hear you.

Speaker: keep doing it, you'll shit your pants, keep going. I'm not applying any pressure. I'm just making things. I'm not putting any added pressure. I can just see you like.

Speaker: We're ending now. It just ends like Tony left the show. I think Chris just shaved himself. I'm like, I'll bring screen recording, screen recording. I put that up on YouTube tomorrow. Earlier today, man, I don't know craft beers. They just like go right through you. So earlier today, Nikki and I were on the phone. After she left, we were on the phone talking.

Speaker: and I was farted and I said, uh oh, but she said what? I said, I trusted a fart. But I said that one almost was not good, was not meant to be trusted. I caught it. You're at that age where you can no longer trust a fart. Well, you also when you factor in like a whole bunch of new beers that I typically don't drink and I probably food you shouldn't be eating at your age.

Speaker: I had wings like that. Like Taco Bell. Yeah, wings, Taco Bell, stuff like that. At our age, we can't be eating that stuff all the time. It's not healthy. Look, this is the first time I've had Taco Bell in months, first of all. It's because you got a woman moved in that can cook. Well, this is true. It forces you to cook, too. Oh, yeah. You know, we both, we all cook here at the house. The girls, the girls have certain things that they cook.

Speaker: Right? Well, it's like the first time my wife went to Europe, I just went fucking ham on Uber Eats. Yeah, I remember. Your fat ass was ordering. And my wife got home, and I had gained like 20 pounds. And she's like, yeah. When she left this time, she's like, yeah, I've literally paid my mom to come and cook for you. So A, you spend less money.

Speaker: And B, you don't eat fat shit food. I'm like, oh, but I like the fat shit food. Yeah, no. We don't really eat. We honestly don't really eat a lot of fast food around here. I mean, we go out to dinner and stuff, but. Well, last Sunday I went to IHOP and it was worth every fucking pet. IHOP's great. I like IHOP. Well, like, for the longest time, living down here, they don't have anything like IHOP except

Speaker: Like, I think we got IHOP eight months ago here. And prior to that being here, the closest thing we had to IHOP was a place they call Vips, V -I -P -S. But it's Mexican food. So when you go to order eggs, you can't get hash browns. The eggs are Mexican style. And it's just, it's not the fucking same. And the second IHOP opened, I was like, we were actually getting away, we were going our way to Olive Garden.

Speaker: And I saw a sign, IHOP, and I was like, what date does it open? Oh wait, it opened two days ago. We're going. And I literally told the captain, we're going there. He's like, okay. And we pulled in and I was like, oh.

Speaker: And I'd never eaten an IHOP prior. I'd always called it like Denny's or something. And I didn't realize that everything you order comes with two pancakes extra. So I ordered food and I got a really big omelet, came with two pancakes, and I ate it. And I was like, oh, I'm still kind of hungry.

Speaker: and I told the waitress, I said, you know, give me this other omelet. Not realizing that all the omelets come with two pancakes. And she brought me this omelet, I shit you not, it was a foot long, four inches thick. And then she shows up with four pancakes and I was like, what the fuck is a pancakes?

Speaker: I'm not going to be able to eat all this. The only thing that doesn't come with pancakes is their burgers. And their burgers are kind of badass. Yeah, their burgers are pretty good. Yeah, we eat. But it only cost me like 15 bucks to go on Sunday. Oh, yeah, it's not expensive. And that's with coffee, Coke. I had the steak and eggs with hash browns and two pancakes. I got a cookie here.

Speaker: I'm gonna do I'm gonna eat again. I'm already hungry But I only got I only got a couple tacos like I didn't I didn't go crazy like I'm telling you what I'm gonna send you this video of What my mother -in -law just made I sent my mother -in -law this video my wife sent me a video and it's it's basically chicken cordon bleu which is chicken with ham and cheese in it But the video also They wrap it in bacon

Speaker: And I said, and then it's got like a special sauce, right? Yeah. And my wife said to me, she goes, doesn't that look good? I said, fuck, that looks awesome. And I said to my mother -in -law.

Speaker: And she says, she literally comes back to me with, you need to pick up this stuff from the store. I was like going shopping Saturday. And so I went, I got there and she's like, make sure you get bacon as I was walking out the door and I picked up four packets of bacon. There were four bucks apiece. Totally worth it.

Speaker: And she made them here. I just ate. I just finished them. They were just fucking fire. Holy shit. They were good. Where? I got that video somewhere. Yeah. Yeah, I think it was. I think it's on my channel. No, speaking of food. I'm gonna take a shit and then I'm gonna eat again. So we need to end this fucking show. You know, I get it. Let's wrap it up with a little Black Dot New Joe.

Speaker: Let's keep the theme going tonight. A little Blacktop Mojo strike me. Join us Monday night, same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. We'll be here. Tony D and I will be hanging out. Don't want what we do. Until then, enjoy a little Blacktop Mojo in your ear holes. Check your Snapchat. All right, that's it. Check out Blacktop Mojo on all social media and everywhere you listen to music at, at Blacktop Mojo. Check out their tour schedule. They might be coming to a town

Speaker: near you and I would strongly recommend you go in and see them. If you know what a main burn.

Speaker: I've seen confusion in the eyes But nation without hope I've seen rain come Only after lightning strike me And please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna light up the sky But it feels so dark here lately You might as well just take me, nobody's gonna bite

Speaker: I've seen the streets, I've seen the rain come I've seen the fire in the hills, I've seen where fear and anger meet Oh, let the rain come Let out the light, then strike me and please Don't ask me nicely, I know you wanna light up the sky

Speaker: But it's been so dark here lately You might as well just take me Nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna

Speaker: Oh, let the lightning strike me Please don't ask me nicely I know you are the light of the sky Please say I'm so calculated in mine Well, just take me Nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna wonder why

Speaker: Oh yeah buddy. That's how you end the show right there. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. We'll see you Monday with brand new episode. We'll be back. Tony D and I will be here in the building doing what we do on Mondays. Who knows who might join us. You definitely know we have such a colorful cast of characters. We do. That randomly pop in and out.

Speaker: It's kind of like people just walking in your house. Just walk in like they own the joint. You never know whether it be Rock Lee, could be Chris, it could be could be smoke, could be Nick, could be Cam. I never know. Could be Brian. It's kind of like a it's a nice little mystery of who's going to show up today. Or it could just be the three studios of podcasting radio here at Nonsense School Nonsense.

Speaker: You never know. And with that being said, Jeffrey, what would you like to say to the peoples before we leave? Deuces. Bye. Bye. All right, you sumbitches, be good or be good at it. Goodbye, motherfucker. I'm sorry. He's going to fit. What's that? I see you're in a hurry. He's going to fit you. You're like, no, I've got a turtle head poking out at her.

Speaker: We have liftoff. We have liftoff at 543.

Speaker: We laugh about that, but we've all had shit emergencies on the show. I had to leave the show one night. I was laughing so hard. I was like, uh -oh. Let's push it and run. I'll be back. We're going to do a two -fer on this break. Check this back. Glitz apparently taking a shit. Right? Yep, that was. Hit the button, dummy.

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