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Speaker: No, your audio sucks. No. Welcome to nonsense podcast everybody. That's Jeff. Let's try to get his audio straight just so everybody knows. I need everybody to stand by before we get started. Listen to the word that come out of my mouth platforms. You always email us at nonsense podcast at gmail .com. We are currently live streaming right now from Facebook, Twitch,
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Speaker: You can probably pick us up on Twitter. You do. We got comments we put on Instagram. We all over the place. Why ain't you following us? I don't know why y 'all ain't commenting. I'm here all day. Just get a tattoo. I'm sitting here watching Pirates of the Caribbean while we're waiting on him to get fixed up because he got American flag hanging on the back. He is not looking patriotic. I got this intro.
Speaker: No, because you don't sound right. Therefore, I'll sound right. I'll sound right in a minute. But I have to tell you guys something. Yeah, I have to come clean about something and I have to come out about something. Chris is coming out of the closet. I have to tell you that I hope you'll I hope you'll still accept me. But I want to come out
Speaker: as trans. You will now address me as T -Rex Glick. I knew it. I knew it. This was a quicker word.
Speaker: For those who cannot see, this is wearing an inflatable Tyrannosaurus Rex outfit. I'm looking like a complete ass. I'm not Chris, I'm T -Rex. No, sorry. You all now keep on my proper pronouns. This all came about, mind you. This all came about because Monday night or Wednesday night I told Tony about a story
Speaker: of a thing that has decided that they are transracial and they are no longer like they are Korean. So I have decided that I am trans dinosaur and I will be now identified as a T -Rex. I still identify as a raccoon because I have dark circles under my eyes, I eat crap and I'm ready to go in 30 seconds. And I tell you, if he wasn't a father, I'd be talking about his own.
Speaker: I never thought you would get any uglier. Can I tell you, when I wanted you to shave, that was not my intent. That's not what we meant when we said shave. If my arms weren't so small right now, Tony, we could fight that.
Speaker: if you're always going to change your name to how you're going to be properly addressed instead of talking to you, you're going to be a new gentleman, you're going to be a new gentleman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're going to be a new woman, you're
Speaker: I feel like I feel like Jim Carrey. How does that thing stay inflated by the way? There's a fan inside of it. Yeah, I feel like Jim Carrey. Let's do it. You can get full of any more hot air. Look at this motherfucker. You guys are real. You're real judgmental. Yeah. Yeah, you can turn TV back. I come out and I
Speaker: I was doing that news story the whole time. Tony was like, nope, nope, next, next. He's going to have a comment. He could hear nothing. He could hear nothing but I'll do the intro again. Now you sound better. Good. Now you sound better.
Speaker: You got my mic. You got that weird echo inside that stupid suit. My little T -Rex hand. Oh my god.
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Speaker: My daughter, she's like, you should totally. She's like, you should totally. I told you, she's going to sit down with that mouth. Damn. That took a lot of courage for me. No, that was nothing. When you said trans, I'm like, that's all right. You look like a woman. I was expecting you to come out with tits.
Speaker: I said, I'm trans. I was like, where's the titties? I'm trans. I'm trans dinosaur. I would expect, I would expect you guys to be a little bit more welcoming. You know why, you know why, you know why the T -Rex was so angry? Because he had those long arms. Maybe he had a huge dick. Have you ever seen a T -Rex in real life? I'm the opposite. I'm a T -Rex with long arms and a tiny grip.
Speaker: Well, we know. You've never failed to mention that you have a tiny dick. It just got to, got to make clear. Nobody that listens to the show knows anything. They know you got a small dick. There's anything at all we know about Glick. He has a small beggar. I told Jody I was going to do that tonight. And she was like, oh my God, you should do it. I hope she was able to get
Speaker: logged in and see it. Nice. Get my shit all lined up here. There we go. There we go. Well, I'm sure, I'm sure Tony said they're getting when they were having issues in, in, in, uh,
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Speaker: I was uh I was trying to uh adjust everything and get and I couldn't hear everything you said. I just heard you start rattling stuff off. So, I was like, alright, I think Tony's got the under control. Well, we're all full of surprises tonight. What the hell's
Speaker: I'm not as a dinosaur. That's what I'm afraid of each other now. Yeah. So he's going to be like, remember the guy in Cleveland who had the three bitches in his basement? Well, I got 14 mochi cheese locked in my basement. Negative. Let's go for a tour. Let's go. Let's go see there. See there. Okay. What's up? What's going on golf? Hey, Jody.
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Speaker: What's going on, Steve? It's hot as hell. Where did you buy that stupid thing, by the way? I bought it like two years ago. Believe it or not, I bought it like two years ago. I've yet got to wear it outside of my apartment at Spirit Halloween. Like I bought it at the end, right after Halloween. Everything was marked down like 75 % off.
Speaker: Who's ready for some dino love it? Who's ready for some dino love it? Who's ready for some dino love it? Who's ready for some dino love it? Who's ready for some dino love it? Who's ready for some dino love it?
Speaker: So I went up there and bought it. Uh, it was, it was, uh, I was going to wear it last year for Halloween, but, uh, apparently we, uh, I had to go trick or treating with a bunch of psychopaths that thought it was a fucking race. We had a one day every damn house. If you
Speaker: I can I can keep it at home. You come up here from time to time. No. She's like from now on just come to my house. Yeah. And leave that **** stupid thing at home.
Speaker: driving down 71 and an inflatable seven foot tall. Don't worry, my wife's my girlfriend's a cop. I'm in the car pulling. This is my buddy. Like, sir, that doesn't count. No, uh, played it in the back seat.
Speaker: I can't believe she doesn't want to cuddle. Sit it in the passenger seat so it's by itself. This is my car. This is my security. I can't believe you don't want to cuddle with a seven -foot dinosaur, baby. What do they call them? Them dogs? The emotional support animal? This is my emotional support dinosaur.
Speaker: Showed you could just walk around with me on public and tell people that. Good growling. She does that. She just calls you the Sasquatch. My emotional support Sasquatch. Bigfoot is real. I'm dating him. And I caught him.
Speaker: I get anxiety. This has been costly though.
Speaker: She gets called into the office at work. We need to put you through psych exam. Dating a Sasquatch. Let me go back into my natural environment here. Debbie. Oh, did I delete it? Oh, I think I deleted it by accident. Oh, well, shit happens. Hey, Debbie. Where the hell is my?
Speaker: So in other in other news, there will not be a starting five draft tonight. We'll be rolling that. We'll be rolling last week's server. Jeff, you got Jason's and you got DJ so you can redo the list. Yeah, I gotta get that up. I know what.
Speaker: I can't believe you won't go out in public with me. I'm just going to, I'm just going to take it with me one time and then when we're out public, I'll be like, I can go to the bathroom real quick. I'll be back in a few minutes and then I'm just going to come right back.
Speaker: put it under my under my clothes like Superman. Come out. You start running the bathroom ripping off your shirt. Just come out walking around until I find her. I don't think we can see each other anymore.
Speaker: actually, we're just not going to, this went from happy to single real quick. I'm told of a ballastore. Just because I came out as trans dinosaur. Everybody's so judgmental. There's, there's prejudice all over the world. Why are you guys so prejudiced against me? I tried to warn you. I'm, I'm, I'm a, I,
Speaker: I'm going to go to my my my Facebook and type out an angry Facebook and hashtag it trans dinosaur lives matter and hashtag dinosaurs lives matter TDLM trans dinosaur lives matter. Wow. I'm gonna get t -shirts made.
Speaker: My, my best friend is a trans dinosaur and I, and I support him. I support trans dinosaur rights. I wonder what color, I wonder what color our stripes will be on the, on the LBGT cube. What's your flag look like, Chris? It's like a dope thread on me flag, but it's a dinosaur.
Speaker: i'm just gonna i'm just gonna i'm just gonna play drive with a with a with a dinosaur that says dinosaur flies matter i'm just gonna i'm just gonna completely plagiarize Jurassic Park and steal their logo and put it on a flag like oh you like the movie Jurassic Park no that's the
Speaker: trans dinosaur movement. Hello. Hello. Get woke. So which is going to be better, baby? Do you want to be seen walking around a place with a seven foot dinosaur? Or do you want to be seen running away from one and being chased by one? Because you know I'll chase you. Even better. That's what you do. Go to the mall and just start chasing her around as a dinosaur. And you know I can catch her, so I can grab her. I can grab her and pick her up. I told the mall cops drop you like you're mad at heaven.
Speaker: You gotta sit. Try to put her in your mouth. Try to hit you off. Oh, that compass is gonna suck. That compass is gonna suck balls.
Speaker: Hi, I do I would find good use for that thing eventually I Mean it's really all it's been for anyways is just purely my own entertainment Because I made tiktok with tiktok videos with it
Speaker: But last year, I think on Thanksgiving, or the year before, I don't know. Well, last two Thanksgivings, I've been by myself. So I was like, what am I going to do? I'll make TikTok videos and get drunk and wear a dinosaur costume. Now I have a new way to get enjoyment out of it. And that's just to a thoroughly annoyed Tony.
Speaker: If I can figure out a way to sit here at my little studio, my little desk area, and wear it, I would. I'd wear it the whole show. I need to sit down in that damn thing. I have to sit down in it, actually. I'll be back, boys, because I have to go for a smoke. Go for it. Five seconds into a tattoo, and he's already in so much pain, he has to go smoke. Oh, because I'm getting ready to do the wrist. I need to pray. Oh, don't try to see me cry. The wrist is going to suck. Stop being a pussy.
Speaker: No, I'm not taking a break. This is the guy. The wife right here is not great. I get really bad signal on cutting in and out. Wow. This is the guy that was like, oh, you're dead, man. It's just like, I know doing the rest is going to suck so bad. Why is it going to suck so bad? I thought you were an experienced tattooer.
Speaker: and that that tattoos were nothing for you. Tony, what is in your background? Where are you at? Because whatever's behind it, whatever behind you is just like completely. There it is. It's the cabinets. It's virtual. It's the kitchen cabinets. Reckon is. Reckon is background. Right. I was going to say something. I totally forgot.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Tony, you said you finally watched Ghostbusters tonight? Earlier this week, the new one. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I think it's good. Not about timing. Not timing you got on that. It was good. It was good, right? That ending scene where the ghosts show up, that was dope as fuck, right?
Speaker: That was, they did good with that one. They did real good. I thought that was, they did them boys right. Yeah, they did. They did. It was way better than that girl version. Boy, the girl version wasn't too bad of those. But still. I never watched it. I never watched the girl version.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but I was kind of like the point wasn't I did watch more I
Speaker: I did watch Morbius today. I don't know why everybody's sitting on it. It was actually a pretty good movie. It was. I enjoyed it. I thought it was. I thought it was really good. No, I thought it was really good. Jared Leto was. I don't think I don't think I don't think that Jared Leto can really do wrong in my opinion. I like him in every day. It's very it's very rare. He does wrong. That guy's that guy's amazing. But no. Cash and I watched it today. It was it was really good.
Speaker: On a random subject, I'll say this. What is going on with my camera? I always sit like this, and now my camera is just all wonky. Yeah, I only see like half your face. Yeah, I've got like two -faced thing going on. What moves? I am watching Gotham, and I'm like about halfway through the second season. And the dude that plays Joke, Riddler,
Speaker: Nice now unrelated We all we all know adulting sucks Yeah, I'm done adulting. It's not only it's fucking expensive. I
Speaker: Now you realize why your parents never had any money. Spoiler alert. Jesus Christ. Between the couches, the beds, and then I had to go out and buy new pots and pans today. Because once again, much like the couch and stuff like that, I've never had, I've never had like my own, all my pots and pans have always been like hand me down stuff. So I went out and bought me a brand new set today. They weren't super expensive. It's just one of those. We never got a matching set.
Speaker: Now I do. And it's just like these are nice. But I'm so tired of spending money. I'm about to I'm about to put every dime I have outside of what I need for bills and shit and the savings and just fucking forget about it so I can pretend like I'm broke again. You bought some pants. Yeah, no kidding. Well, that furniture. I know that furniture.
Speaker: Oh yeah, that furniture. Yeah, that furniture wasn't cheap. The beds I got, the beds I did okay on, because I, you know, I found a better price and better beds and stuff like that, but man, I'm done. I'm so over, what buddy? Hey, you can try, but I don't know if you're going to fit it. It hurts like a motherfucker. I've heard that, but anywhere you got bone. Yeah.
Speaker: Pussy. It was some tampons. I'm a laugh. I'm a laugh. I hear you crying when you do yours. The difference between you and I is you'll never know because unlike you, I'm a professional. I'm not gonna go sit in a tattoo parlor and do my podcast like a jackass.
Speaker: that I'd flip you off right now. So, you know. No, as I told you the other day when I was just grabbing my tattoos that I'm working on getting now, it's more like an annoyance than a pain. Yeah. Judging by your face. It looks like an annoyance like an annoyance. Yeah. Yeah. Judging by your face. It's definitely looks like an annoyance and not paying your ass for three hours every week. Yeah. I see that. I see that that
Speaker: It's just an annoyance. It's just an annoyance. Are you shitting or getting a tattoo? It all depends on where you get the tattoo. Like when I got my ribs done, you can ask Daniel. Daniel did my ribs and when I was doing my ribs, I held my breath almost the entire time. He'd let up to get more ink and I
Speaker: You should have just held your breath the whole time Have you done it It's a little girl standing there which you said they're saying they both watch that's your wife
Speaker: Tell her, shut the hell up. We're trying to do a podcast. That's your ricin over your wrist. That's my wife. Well, tell her I said, come what's a decent. Tony says hi. He's like, tell her I said, come what's a decent. It doesn't look like it fits you very well, dude. You got to wait for it to fully invade and flake. You got him out the house. Good job. It'll take a second for it to fully invade and flake.
Speaker: to fully inflate, to blow all the way up. Just be careful, don't knock everything down. Yeah, he's got it on now. I don't think it's... I don't know, long as shit. The costume's like... Bring the mic up a little bit if you can. The costume from head to toe is seven foot. That's not including the tail. Yeah. Tails. That's it, right, Jeff?
Speaker: Hold on a second, I can do this. Yeah, it's just a headset. The back guy's finding the volume. Wow. I'm going to mute. You're good. You're good. I'm trying to find a happy medium for his mic volume because. That's why you look at his volume. He just sounded distant. Yeah. I can't wait for him more than anything.
Speaker: Yeah, I was trying to find a happy medium. What is going on with this dude? I don't know. He's got too much going on. That's why I said. I was trying to find a happy medium with his mic setting because background noise and everything like that is just getting too much when you're trying to talk. Is that better? The camera's off.
Speaker: Yeah, I turned it off because the Wi -Fi is right now. Shit. Because there's like seven people using it. No, that's fine. Your audio's better, but your camera's off. Yeah, well, that's why I figured with the Wi -Fi at the studio not being great, I think it would be better to have my camera off. I'll turn it on here in a little while. You don't need the Wi -Fi. You're gonna get a bit on the phone.
Speaker: He lives in Mexico. He doesn't have data on his phone. He has to use Wi -Fi. I have data. They don't have cell towers. They have cans tied to strings. Wow. Wow. They send text messages by putting a note into the satchel of a burrow. I'm just saying.
Speaker: can't wait until we get get completely our audio completely muted and get banned on YouTube and everything like that for all the background music that we have no controller. YouTube and everything. We'll start yelling at us. One Club. Football.
Speaker: Have you watched any of that this year watching one now I've been watching all season USFL No, so United States Football League I Just they brought it back this year. It was in the 80s. They had it and There were some superstars that played in the USFL man. I
Speaker: You go back and look at some of the guys who are in the USFL back when it was originally on Tony. Yes. There's some names in there, man. A lot of names and big names in there. I think it went to Fox or they quit it or they closed it down in like 86. And then they just brought it back this year. But I've been enjoying it. I've been watching all season. I actually last week, last week I got into on Draft Kings, into a thing on Draft Kings and won a little bit of money with it.
Speaker: Gotcha. So I don't I'm just watching the game for the most part. Yeah. But at least they're still playing. There's nobody in the stands or anything, but. Oh yeah, well all the games all the games are down and are being played down in Birmingham. Yeah, they got two facilities that they're playing at the playoffs in the championship game is going to be up here. It's going to be up in Canton at the Hall of Fame. I was like maybe.
Speaker: going back to that. Yeah. Pick that up. Other than that, real big, real major going on. Get Jody to come up and we can all go. The boys would probably enjoy it. I don't know about the girls, but the boys would. Jody likes football though. Yeah.
Speaker: Judy likes football. I can't wait to watch football with her this year because I was watching her during the Super Bowl. She was a trip, man. She gets into it. She loves her Bengals. Oh, she's a Bengals fan? Yeah. Last season, she should have celebrated. And y 'all should be going back. I don't even know who your competition is going to be. Cleveland. All day, her day. All day, her day. All day, her day. Cleveland Browns.
Speaker: Shut up, Tony. I can't wait till we play y 'all jets and put up 300 points on your ass. Nick Chubb's going to rush for 350 yards. Cream Hunt's going to rush for 200 yards. Amari Hooper's going to have a 200 yard receiving yard game. Score three, four touchdowns. This is why I don't bet, because if the Jets and the Browns play, I shit you not. I would never know who to bet on, because you're both going to say, no, bet on this person.
Speaker: I'm not gonna tell you a bit on the jet shit. I'm not. If the Browns look like that, I would tell you if the Browns look like shit, I would tell you don't bet on the Browns. Tony, that's the great thing about Tony and I. We're fans. We've been fans. We're real fans. I'll be the first one to be like, I'll be the first one to be like, these guys are dog shit. You don't gotta tell me I'm telling you. This is ridiculous. Yeah.
Speaker: Trust me, I'm still cursing the Browns right now because I don't know what the fuck's gonna, we're probably not gonna have a quarterback at the beginning of the season. You gonna have a quarterback? No, Deshaun Watson might have to sit for the first six games. You gotta sit for the first six games. You gotta back up, push your back up. I don't know. Exactly. Jacoby Percet, we had Case Keenan. That'll work, that'll work though. I ain't gonna do nothing. I like him as a quarterback, that'll work. I like Case Keenan. They should have kept Case Keenan as a backup because he was already in the system and he'd already proven that he can win in Cleveland.
Speaker: He'd won games in Cleveland when Baker was out in the stuff. His kingdom is okay. He'll get you through the season, yes. I believe in it. I believe he'll get you through the season. I'm just more pissed off at the fact that how much they gave for Deshaun Watson and how much money they gave him when he's gonna miss them.
Speaker: We haven't played it. He hasn't played in a year and a half. And he's got to miss the first six games. Why has he got to miss the first six games? Because he don't know how to keep his little hands to himself. Apparently it's illegal and it's against the law to have consensual sexual actions performed on you.
Speaker: He had twenty -two accusations of sexual assault. We buy all of that. Um he could have been **** he said. He could have been **** he was insinuating more than just touch. There's a whole lot to that. But the court of law, the court of law already said he didn't do anything wrong. That these **** are crazy basically. Then they tried to do a civil suit. But the but the but the organization is what? Killing. Yeah **** Roger Goodell's stupid ****
Speaker: He had to go in front of the NFL committee the other day. And then I guess I didn't come to a conclusion. So he's got to do it. He's got to go another day. And it's just like shit over with. So we can find out what the fuck we're going to do as far as a quarterback goes back up. I forgot this year. Yeah.
Speaker: I had to mute his mic. That music got so loud. Jeff, I think you can hear me. I just muted your mic because the music is so loud. But, um, I don't really have anything to talk about in the first hour. I'm just kind of, we're just kind of treading the water. I kind of, I kind of, sorry guys, I derailed the show at the beginning. Ultimate derail. This is nothing. This is nothing. Random chat, random chat.
Speaker: Nobody missed the quarterback. Oh, Mike white. So that was Mike white for the jets. I honestly, I've never heard that name. I've heard it a couple of times. I have never heard that. We got Jacoby percent and somebody, somebody else. I remember who they signed somebody else. I think it's been in the league for a little bit.
Speaker: Uh, Cam, he put in a, in our, Oh, you guys got flackers still. Um, Cam put a thing in our group chat earlier today. Uh, group chat that we have five of us friends forever for call of duty. And it was an NFL thing and it had the, the best quarterback in every division. And he was like, what should the guys just thoughts boys? I'm fucking broke that shit down, man.
Speaker: Let's see, who did they have in here? I'm gonna switch my fucking account. So yeah, the AFC North, they got Joe Burrow the best quarterback in that division. And I said, that's only by fucking default right now because Lamar Jackson's ass.
Speaker: Pittsburgh doesn't technically have a quarterback and nobody knows what to expect from Deshaun Watson right now. Oh, my spittin to go hand once you get on the field by game seven. Yeah, Matt. They got an AFC South. They have Matt Ryan is the best QB there. They were in there. They were in our chat. They were what's up in the AFC South. Yeah, because he's in the Colts now.
Speaker: And they were, and then they were in there talking about Tannehill and I saw at the end of the day, Ryan Tannehill and Matt Ryan are the exact same fucking quarterback. I would say that. Look at their stats. They're the exact same. I said, but Matt Ryan might be a little bit more clutch than Tannehill. I will say that. I think I got Josh Allen in the NFC East can't argue that.
Speaker: AFC West has, or the AFC East, not NFC. NFC West, they got Patrick Mahomes, and I'm like, everybody needs to get off his deck. He's more hyped than anything else. As far as quarterbacks, no, he's not. Yeah, the fuck he is. There's a fucking best AFC West. You got him, you got Justin Hubbard, you got... Who's been balling out since his rookie season? Yes, he has. And you got Derek Carr. What's little boy's name with the Raiders? Derek Carr.
Speaker: their call and then you've got the Denver has Russell Wilson. And my homes is more hyped than anything else. I'm sorry. You've seen him get shook and he don't have Tyreek Hill to save him anymore.
Speaker: And when he gets shook, he's absolute garbage. When Tampa Bay shook him in the Superbowl, absolute dog shit. That whole game. The defense destroyed them. What's up, bud? Tim, how you doing? In the NFC North, they got Rodgers. Can't really argue that. No. Down in the NFC South, Brady, can't argue that. No. In the NFC East, they got Dak Prescott. I said the whole NFC East is trash.
Speaker: And so that's kind of my default. It's like take the least worst out of the four shithead quarterbacks. And then in the NFC West, they got Matthew Stafford and he didn't really argue that either. Got a Super Bowl now. Yeah. He balled out last year. Even in Detroit, he still put up good numbers.
Speaker: Yeah, that was like, that was kind of like Sam Darnold. And with the Jets, he didn't, it wasn't the fact that he was bad. The team was, the team was, that's why I was really surprised that he just wanted the team and I want to go with the coaching, but I got to go above all of that. I don't know what the hell's going on with the Jets. I've said that for years with Cleveland. I don't know what the fuck's going on in their front office, but that's what everybody was saying about Cleveland. Yes. What's going on, Tim? Um,
Speaker: but uh no um but it was a full day of course I'm just listening to sports talk 101 apparently yeah no well I like I said I had the music was so damn loud it was drowning everything out so then we got I know and unfortunately I have no control over it nope you're good
Speaker: uh yeah yeah you do you don't get a tattoo on podcast day this is this is for this is the first time in the year doing luck in the tattoo yes agreed no it's not the first time he's ever broadcast out of the house oh he's been out he's been out in the yard he's been out on he's been out on and he's been in the car for one episode that counts
Speaker: Oh my god, the second and third episode, I did it in the car, it was terrible, I sweat the entire time. Yeah, it was, it was like, it was, you did that a couple times in the car, because I think it was like the fourth or fifth episode when your goofy ass neighbor came over and was like, eh, can you help me push the car? And fucking Jeff goes and pushes the car. Well, he was drunk on his ass. Yeah, Jeff goes and pushes the car and comes back and sounds like he ran a fucking marathon. He's like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. I'm like, hot damn. That's the message to us. Yeah.
Speaker: It was a heavy ass car. She is bodyguard in the hell out of you. I'm not even mad. She is bodyguard in the hell out of you. I'm not even mad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Right there on the wrist, right where you would quote unquote slit your wrist. That's where the compass is. Wow. Way to go slap nuts. You should have got on the muscle and not the bone. Agreed, but whatever. Too late now. No turning back. I guess we'll find out because I'm planning on getting one on each arm in that area. So I guess we'll find out. Yeah. Well, I'm telling you when you hit that wrist,
Speaker: You're going to a whole, a whole different ballgame. I'm going to sit there. A bullshit. You will. I, you know, I want video. I might be, I might be taking a nap while he does it. You guys seem to always underestimate me. Yes, we do. Yes, we do. Yeah. Tiny says you need to do yours live too. Don't be a pussy.
Speaker: I'm a little bit more professional. Show your metal. Fuck you. Show your metal. Don't be a bitch. Doesn't Tanya have some like Europe or some shit? Isn't here missing her yet?
Speaker: Oh, she's the best part. She's got she's got Juan Pablo at the hotel that she used to work with her. Her work has been now she's got Jean Jean Pierre in France. Pay pay left you. Jesus Christ. Yeah. I don't know how well you guys can see that. Yes. Good job. Fucking socks. Yeah.
Speaker: It's still swollen, obviously. Fucking Tony over here making fun of you earlier. St. Louis Cardinals lost. Can't find my way in the woods. Compass happened. I would have loved to see his face when he realized it was for my grandmother. He was like, Oh,
Speaker: I wanted so bad. I knew I knew you didn't have context. So there's no big deal. I wanted so bad to respond back and be like, bro, that's for his grandma, you asshole. You mean. Yeah.
Speaker: Instead, I just tried to save you. Isn't that for your grandma or something? I should have just sent you a different message. I'm like, bro, that's his grandma. That's where his grandma. Keep acting. Keep making fun of it and acting like you don't care because that would be cool.
Speaker: Yes. Absolutely. For me. Oh, I made fun of it too. When he first told me about it, I knew it was for his grandma, but he also knew I was just busting his balls. We talked about it a while back on the podcast. I was like, what kind of sissy gets a bird on their arm? He's like, we're going to get, we're going to fix my Superman logo too while we're here. It was like, it was like 20 bucks more.
Speaker: He was like, it's not like, it's not like an actual Cardinal. It's going to be like, does that have his wings spread and fire? And then I'm like, so it's going to be a Phoenix. Well, I was showing, I was showing my, my brother -in -law and he's like, Oh, it's a Phoenix. I'm like, no, it's a Cardinal. And then I had to figure out what Cardinal was in Spanish. He's like, Oh, okay. I get it. Cause he was like, it's a crow. And I'm like, do I look like Edgar Allan Poe? That was the reason.
Speaker: I was just going to let it go, Tony. I was just going to let it go, Tony. Let that sink in for everybody else. Because there's a lot of mistakes that Jeff makes when he talks about kids my ass. There's a lot of mistakes that Jeff makes it when he talks about movies or actors and stuff like that, that I just let slide. And then I listened to it on the replay and I'm like this stupid fucking idiot.
Speaker: I wonder how many other people catch this shit when he says this fucking jackass. What can I say? I learned everything I know from movies. I've never seen that major start with the colors.
Speaker: Starting with the colors and that's, that's the easy part. Oh, Jesus. I thought you said the coloreds. I was like, what the fuck? See, see, and you call me racist, you sick fuck. No, I think Tony thought you said it too, because Tony's got to shut you and look and I'm like, more shit. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: You got me dying over here. My ultimate goal is to get you laughing so hard tonight that your tattoo has like a line that just shoots out randomly. Well, I went to move to show you guys and I came back and I smacked my finger or just next to my thumb into the tattoo gun needle. So now I have a black dot just below my thumb too.
Speaker: Free tattoo. It's the world. I got the world under my thumb. What do you think? I already figured out significance for it. God help us. Every single fucking day. I question why I have stayed friends with this jackass for so long. You know you fucking love me. Don't lie.
Speaker: Can I, can I enter myself into witness protection program? Just take it away from Jeff. Why would you like to enter witness protection? Who's after you? What did you do? Nothing. I just got to get away from this guy. Just get away from my friend. He's crazy. I'm tired of him. We've been 25 years. I already divorced him once. He doesn't seem to get the hint.
Speaker: The other, the next option is either witness protection or I have him killed. Well, he does live in Mexico. That would probably be a much easier option. Considering he wants to go buy a Land Rover and all that jazz. Now Land Rover's out. We're actually looking at brand new vehicles. Get a anonymous tip to the cartel and say that you're
Speaker: smoking drugs on your own down there. He's smuggling drugs for the for the Bloods and Crips in California.
Speaker: This is what he drives. He's got a busted ass Mitsubishi because he thinks he's Paul Walker and a pink ass Malibu because he thinks he's Malibu Barbie in his driveway. I can't flip you off so I want to say fuck you.
Speaker: Jeff's a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. Fuck you, you couldn't handle driving a pink vehicle. You're not man enough. That's not a man. You can't drive a pink car around. You gotta be a tricky to get this. This is hilarious. What is that? That's hilarious.
Speaker: It's not a matter of being a man enough or not to drive a pink vehicle around. I just wouldn't do it. Because unlike you not secure in your mask, literally, don't lie. Okay. Is that what you say? So that you don't have to tell people that your wife keeps you on a short leash and she's the boss. Act like I've never had one.
Speaker: You're right. When you get there again and you're happy, you'll be there. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. No, that's the difference between... We'll get you in trouble again. That's okay. We'll just keep doing trouble again. Keep talking. That's the difference in being truly happy in a marriage and stuff like that. You're not kept on us shortly. I just said he's going to go over and mow your grass again. I'm just saying. Yeah, just cut the grass today. That's hilarious. Okay, Beck and Glick, this is my life forever.
Speaker: Oh, hey, what's going on? You changed your name so damn much. That was my, uh, former stalker. Former stalker. You've accepted it by now. So it's no longer stalking. She's just like, man, whatever. No, uh, we actually met on TikTok, which she, uh, that's what I thought. I thought I told you guys. I'm sure I told you guys before.
Speaker: And I, when I would sit in Caroline, when I was waiting to pick the kids up, I would just go live on TikTok and whatever. And she was like, I could see you better. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? You're like, what, what do you mean? You know, one day she was like, let's play the game. Of course you didn't see me dummy, I'm live. Uh, the girl version sucked. The girl version sucked. What are you talking about? I'm so confused.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah. But she was like, let's play. One day she was like, let's play the waving game. And I'm like, okay. She was like, just stick your arm out the window and wave. So I'm just like, okay. I'm just waving. And she's like, look in your mirror, dummy. And I was like, oh, shit. Our kids go to school together. Her and her husband actually helped move me into my apartment. The first time I ever met him, they came over and helped me move into my apartment. I see, said the blind man. And I pick up his hammer and saw.
Speaker: And then a couple months later, she brought me over. Her and her husband brought me over New Year's Eve dinner. Pork and sauerkraut and mashed potatoes and shit. That's good shit. New Year's Day dinner. Yeah, it was good. It was amazing. So that's what I tell her. That's all I say. She wasn't my stalker.
Speaker: because it was forever. And then even still, I wouldn't let go back and talk to her. I just talked to her on my life. I just talked to her a lot. She's answering by screaming. I see you, Glick! Everybody in the live can hear her in the background. You're talking to a camera. She's standing next to you.
Speaker: Are you guys opposed to texting? You just hear her tapping on the window. That's dope. That's cool. That's cool. No, my bad. I didn't realize that was you.
Speaker: No, they were they were cool. They were good people. Like I said, it totally shocked the shit out of me because I was literally moving into this apartment by myself. And we're like, we'll come over and help. And I'm like, nah, you ain't got to worry about that. I got it. Now that shit sucks moving. Well, I would have never I would have never got my record player up here by myself. That's for damn sure. Got that. Because you literally need four men and a baby to get that goddamn thing upstairs.
Speaker: Yes. Yeah. No, but you got to see this thing. Tony, it's from the 70s. So you know what it looks like. It's mostly solid cherry wood and it's like nine feet long and four feet tall and about three foot wide. Put it put it this fucking speakers in it. Yeah. Put it this way, Tony. I couldn't find a TV stand that was long enough to put my big screen on my 75 inch TV.
Speaker: my TV fits on that record player. That's a damn shame. That's what I use for my TV state. That's a damn shame. That motherfucker is. Maybe just buy a smaller TV. Jesus. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe kiss my ass, Jeff. I'm going to get a bigger TV. Hey, I'm looking at projectors. You can't kick. I can't. I can't. I'm not one to talk. I'm looking at projectors. Yeah. I want a hundred and one inch, you know.
Speaker: Uh, I was actually, uh, I was at Best Buy the other day and I was looking at projection screen. They're, they're super cheese. I mean, you can buy a projector for like 150 bucks and then plug it into your PlayStation and you got everything. Well, that's what my buddy Kevin, as I've said before, when we go there for garage football, that's what he's got, but he got an old school projector and it still works. Fantastic. I mean, it's, it's, it's great.
Speaker: I mean it's true you'll never get HD HD but I mean fuck as long as I can see it I don't give a fuck yeah uh okay no not allowed Deb
Speaker: unacceptable. It's like yesterday I posted something on my my staff stories and a friend of mine. She was like, I'm borrowing this. It was a TikTok video. She's like, I borrowed this. I was like, give it back now. She's like, what the hell? I was like, you said you were borrowing it. I want it back. It's mine. She was like, fuck you. I straight up stole it. Damn. Her boyfriend was rolling. I was like,
Speaker: Well, you said borrow. But let's take our shells real quick. Come back with, I don't know, we'll figure something out, Disney news, top 10, something. I got a little bit of everything for you guys, since we don't have a, I am a big boy now.
Speaker: I do have McDonald's money. I gotta stop spending my money. All this adulting shit. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? You owe me both. I am drinking my Budweiser Select 55. Trying to keep my gorilla -ish figure. My, my infant T -Rex figure. I gotta, I gotta stay in shape. Sorry. I gotta.
Speaker: but we're gonna take a real quick break. Got a little black top mojo for you guys. Jeff looks a little bit different out of his room. I'm surprised he's not, I'm surprised he's not out there trying to fight everybody since he's out in public and he's a hard ass tough guy. I got, I, I did my hair and everything. I look perfect. Baby on T -Rex.
Speaker: Keep drinking that fireball. Keep drinking that fireball golf. Got a little Blacktop Mojo for you guys. Where's it at? There it is. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. Joy, a little Blacktop Mojo. If you don't know who they are, go and check them out everywhere you stream music and on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. Go give them some love.
Speaker: And let them know we sent you the guys are getting so close to a break in their, their tour. And they definitely need, have, will have earned a much needed break and some rest time because I think they're only off for like a week. And then they go back out on the road again for a month or so. And then they're off again. So, but we'll be back here in just about five minutes or so. Got a little blacktop mojo tail light.
Speaker: Our backs against the wall as you float through the room with all the things you've got to make you feel alone. When I look that's on your face, it leads me to a sooner age.
Speaker: Well, please, darling, just say something I need to understand Well, tell me why it is you're leaving
Speaker: I searched the house and hope you left something But I didn't find nothing at all I thought maybe if there's something you'd forgotten Well at least I'd have a reason to cut
Speaker: I'll reach by you, but you're not there Crying out to you, but you don't hear Your promise should be there forever And always live without saying goodbye Watching the tale not fade Up the street is the same
Speaker: You know I hate to be alone
Speaker: Watching the daylight fade Up the street as the sun seems low Thinking baby please don't go, go, go You don't have to be this way
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Speaker: There's plenty of us to go around sometimes. Other times there's just me looking at Jeff who's muted and looking at a blank screen where Tony used to be and I just ramble and talk about anything and whatever because my co -hosts are jackasses. Speaking of which, breaking news, now accepting applications for new co -hosts. Please apply at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com.
Speaker: Send me your resume, at least four references, qualifications. If you plan on getting tattoos in the near future, if you plan on dealing with high school internet drama on a regular basis, all that fun jazz. Just cry, you little bitch. I thought my mic was off my bed. No, I'm muted. Well, I know I'm muted. The mayor can never go away.
Speaker: I wish I was so self -absorbed and felt like I was so important. You are and you do. Jeff, are you muted? Nope. Now he's muted. Now he's unmuted. See, fooling yourself. Now he's unmuted. No, I can't hear him. He's talking, but I can't hear him. His mic's up. His signal's acting up. That's what it is. His signal's acting up. I can't hear you. We can't hear you. I don't know if you can hear us, but we can't hear you.
Speaker: He doesn't have your beauty, do you? No. I am the El Presidente of Myspace. Now I'm cool like Tony. Why cool like Tony? Yeah, you said Myspace. Yeah, I said Myspace. What? Why do you say, why you cool like Tony? Because he's, because I wanted to be cool like Tony. Is that okay with you? Because you were the best girl with that.
Speaker: Let's get some actual content. I do. I have a dinosaur suit. That makes me cooler. Yeah. So what's up, fucker? I said, what's up? He said, what's up, fucker? He said, what's up? Wow. See how you go. He's like, I'm going to co -host the show with you tonight. I'm like, all right. And then I go out there and break. And he's like, are you guys on break? I'm like, yeah. He was like, uh,
Speaker: My freakin bed apart Break he was like, have you told him? I'm like, no, you didn't come in here. He's like, oh Well, you know, he wants to co -host the podcast with us tonight You know how to talk you know, you want to do some you know how to read It depends
Speaker: We're gonna dive back into our little our fun little world of Disney because they've yet to shut me down I Fear no Disney. Yeah, so I walked through the Valley of the shadow of Walt. I fear no mouse for I have my Scooby -doo and shaggy
Speaker: I'm not a praying type. I don't know how the prayer goes. Or the Psalms or whatever the fuck it is. I think it's a Bible quote, actually. Basically, a big old fuck you, Disney. What? You don't scare me. But I got some, we've kind of touched on these a little bit. But I'm going to bounce around a little bit tonight because I think we're going to wrap this up tonight just because it's getting harder and harder to find more stuff.
Speaker: Yo, bro. You don't need that in here, man. You can sit on the bed. You're tearing everything up. I'm not. There you are. I like this one. Get him a haircut and he thinks he's big shit around here. He thinks he's top dog. Yep. Take that Ric Flair chop right in the chest. How's that feel?
Speaker: You know, Arne Anderson, you bet. But, um, got some Disney, Disney park conspiracy theories mixed in with some other Disney secrets and whatnot. I thought about venturing down, uh, into the, uh, into the Disney movies, like conspiracies and theories and stuff like that. Like, uh, you know, the, in, in the Lion King, when they plop down and the dust flows up and it's got sex in it. And then, you know,
Speaker: We cannot hear you. You have no mic, Joe. Yeah. That's what I've been trying to tell you. Type in the chat. The un the un -hypest meme. We got the hypest meme and the un -hypest meme. I think he's just resetting everything. Yeah. We haven't done one. I don't we've kind of we've kind of
Speaker: floated around with that idea of top five wrestlers. Top five wrestlers of all time. Your favorite, basically your top five favorite wrestlers. But, you know, so I didn't want to, like I said, I didn't want to go down to the Disney movie rabbit hole because we've all kind of heard them with the penises and a little mermaid.
Speaker: Uh, Tony, we were talking just a real quick, uh, movie thing I didn't know about. Uh, there was a couple that I didn't know about, but, um, Tony's waving at you. But, uh, in Ratatouille, and I know you said you kind of liked that movie. You liked that little rat and you're cooking.
Speaker: But there's a scene in that movie where the dude was putting stuff away in the cabinet and there was a couple canisters of Nemo Caviar. And they said that, and then they tied it to the beginning of Finding Nemo. Now we can hear you Jeff. They tied it to the beginning of Finding Nemo when all the eggs got taken.
Speaker: Yeah. That it was Nemo's brothers and sisters that were in those cans of caviar and ratatouille. Oh, that's messed up. That's fucked up. And in Toy Story and all four Toy Story movie, supposedly, there are several connections to The Shining. Oh, yeah, definitely. I've seen the floor of the floor. Sid's house is the exact same carpet that's in the hotel, The Shining.
Speaker: Yeah. And the little girl that played the creepy little girl in the ring. Yeah. She was the voice of Lilo and Lilo and Stitch. That's fucked up. Yeah. Stuff like that. Back in like, I don't know, years ago, like 86 or something like that.
Speaker: Um, Disney did a, uh, did like a short cartoon for the Oscars. And, uh, there was a bunch of people that was complaining. It was during the satanic panic, basically. Um, they were saying that, um, Disney was putting, it was a real thing. I think it was in like the eighties. That's what happened. That's what happened. Uh, I think that's what happened to the West, West Memphis three. You, I'm sure you've heard of them, right? The three teenage boys that were accused of murder and those two little five year old boys. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: And then it was like 20, 30 years later that they got let out because they weren't guilty. It was all a huge setup. But yeah, but Disney.
Speaker: the Disney the Disney writers they did like a little animated short during the Oscars to get back at like the Oscars people in Hollywood in that short upside there was a character was reading a receipt or something like that and when he was putting it when he was flipping scrolling through it upside down they put hidden messages in there taking shots at the people that were coming at him during the uh satanic panic
Speaker: I was like, I was kind of thumbing through it. Some of it was cool, but it wasn't like enough to do a whole list off because a lot of it was like at Rapunzel or not Rapunzel, but at Elsa's or Anna's or whoever's coronation Rapunzel and Finn were there, but not only were Rapunzel and Finn there, but Tiana and Levine or whatever his name was, her prince, they were also there. Yeah, they they actually show up at they start crossing the bridge. Yeah, and then
Speaker: in Wreck -It Ralph, the horse from Rapunzel. I can't remember his name. And the guy who originally owned the horse, they were on a screen in the background, and so was Vladimir, one of the bad guys in the bar. They showed him walking in the background on the security footage. There's like little stuff like that. In Rescuers Down Under, there was a small,
Speaker: It's like second scenes. Yeah, there's a picture of a topless woman. Nice. So all kinds of weird stuff like that that they put into the movies. When you watch the movie Fantasia, in the background there's a picture of a topless woman, I think it is.
Speaker: Nothing to do with where I'm going tonight with it. But these are what I'm starting with is some Disney Park conspiracy theories. Now, this first one right off the bat says a man got decapitated on Disney Space Mountain. I guess it's been a rumor for years and years and years. It has been a legend, so to say, but it has been debunked. A man did stand up.
Speaker: on the Matterhorn in 64, which we've talked about the Matterhorn several times, and he died. He smacked his head and died. That's messed up. But supposedly... Yeah, he's trying to get his hat. Apparently he didn't need it. Mm -hmm. And the Haunted Mansion in Orlando, supposedly there's the spirit of a little boy that lurks around the mansion. Where? Cast members Haunted Mansion in Orlando.
Speaker: Cast members have said they've heard him giggling and mimicking the hurry back. The hurry back lady after the ride shuts down at night. Can I see? See what? Oh yeah, the picture of the little boy. That's you when we went to Disney. It's not actually. Have a see you again, Jeff. Yeah, there's a yeah, there's a penis on the castle on the.
Speaker: the world's most creepiest ride and most annoying ride in the whole entire world. At Disneyland, it's a small world. Apparently, the animatronics, even after they've been unplugged and turned off for the night, come to life. What? That's fucked up. What? Do you wanna show? You gotta get in the camera so they can see it. The official nonsensical nonsense podcast. Nice. Nice.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Everywhere there's animatronics. You should watch really wonderland. What? You should watch. It's about Nicholas Cage killing the animatronics that come to life. But yeah, cast members often swear that they see the dolls blink or appear in different places the day from the day before.
Speaker: Another famous ghost at Disney is Mr. Walt Disney himself. They say he still haunts his firehouse apartment on Main Street in Disneyland. Hell is his. I've heard that one. That one I've heard.
Speaker: I've also heard that he's cryogenically frozen under Disney and still alive. Yeah. I've heard that one. I've heard that one. How many people are crying? I've also heard they have just his head and it's still, they have just his head in a jar and it's still alive and he's still making, making, uh, making orders and commands. They're like, shut up. You're just a. Teespring .com slash nonsensical nonsense podcast. Uh, golf.
Speaker: Word up. Jeff is present. Jeff is present pretty tonight.
Speaker: Yeah, an employee was cleaning the apartment shortly after Disney died and the lamp and the window kept turning on and off by itself. Now, the park keeps the lamp on as a tribute to Disney. People swear they occasionally see the curtains move on their own. That's actually kind of a cool little fact that they do that.
Speaker: Wouldn't it be funny if you actually worked there and you just kind of started fucking with people by doing that, turning on and off the light? Disney's ghost, not me! Just some asshole employee fucking with this leading group. Me. Now I want to go get a job at Disney just for that.
Speaker: Maybe we're moving to Florida. I have an idea. I got an idea. Don't be an accomplice. What's it like that Andy Kaufman of Disney? Well, the great thing is get out with maintenance at Disney. I'm sure they paid great.
Speaker: you know, I can get on and maintenance. Right. I have access to the entire part. Exactly. I have access to everything. Exactly. And just fuck with everybody. Yeah. Even to the hotel. It depends on where your main is at. But the ghost of a four, there are a lot of ghosts in this list. The ghost of a former employee, Hans Disney World's Tower of Terror. Very good. Can you read it?
Speaker: Why is it all in this? The quote unquote scary places have the haunted place. Why can't like, you know, the teacups have a person. You could have died everywhere else. What's he say? The stories goes like this. Ask member had a hard break while voting. Yes.
Speaker: Yes. Onto the break and die. And the building. Spirit haunts. The rhymes now. Platform. Uh -oh. What'd you do?
Speaker: Now you're pushing buttons. See, you're learning early. Don't push the button, baby, click. Junior Glick, don't press the button. Spooky spot.
Speaker: words are hard. That's not what it says. I'm just telling you words are hard. He did a good job reading it. No, that's just part of it. Congrats. Maybe he was old. Maybe he wasn't healthy. Maybe he didn't smoke a lot like Jeff. Maybe
Speaker: ate a lot of greasy like your dad and Uncle Jeff would you smoke too much? Maybe he eats a lot of greasy fast food like Tony. Yeah. Jeff's the Oompa Loompa. Tony's the milk dud. A milk dud. Look at your bald ass head looking like a
Speaker: Every day look at looking like a six foot two milk done But yeah, so the the spirit of a former employee who had a heart attack Hollywood whore tower or whatever fuck it's called words are hard, but
Speaker: the uh the seance book in disney world's haunted mansion was uh originally it was a real 14th century book of witchcraft wow now what dumbass thought that was a good idea apparently dumbass has never seen evil dead with uh bruce campbell
Speaker: Cast members had the hardest time keeping the book in the upright position. The table would often be overturned, or the book would be somewhere else. They finally had to replace it with an actual prop book, hopefully, or they got the Necronomica. Who knows? That's a shame. We've talked about that. I don't know, the Paris Pirates of the Caribbean ride is Disney World is haunted by a spirit named George. Then it's the sewers.
Speaker: Yeah, that's fine. I don't care. It's not going to fit any of your fingers, but I don't care. A team drowned trying to swim from Tom Sawyer Island back to the main Disneyland park.
Speaker: Two brothers, two brothers snuck out and hit on the island until park closing. They tried swimming back to the main park, the older with the younger one on his back, but the older one went under and they found his body the next the next morning. That's fucked up. Because they're stupid. A ghost used to haunt the people mover in Orlando, which would cause the ride to shut down all the time. Young kid died on the ride by
Speaker: Uh, so on the people mover, a young kid died on the ride by jumping from car to car. Why would he do that? Because he's an idiot. That's one of those things. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. So did he jump? Did he not see the look? And that kid won the ultimate stupid prize. Apparently he fell off. Um, this is why I don't like rides. You're only going to get hurt on a ride if you're an idiot. Why not?
Speaker: Disney Disneyland has a strange ghost who can sometimes be seen running along the monorail track Uh while the ghost Part may not be true a man did die after trying to sneak into the park in 1966 Thomas Cleveland climbed a wall onto the monorail track when spotted by security He bolted and was hit by the monorail I
Speaker: I read this, I read this article somewhere else when I was doing research on this and there was an actual quote from one of the maintenance men that said that, uh, after the accident happened, he was literally hosing what was left of this kid off the bottom of the monorail with a hose. He was spraying him. He was spraying what was left of this kid off the monorail with a fucking hose.
Speaker: That's disgusting. Mmm. Uh, someone, uh, someone supposedly hung themselves or hanged themselves in, uh, on, uh, it's a small world at Disneyland. Not, uh, not too far fetched. Go, um, if you're not allowed to watch TV, go turn that stuff off. Like on purpose or by accident? What? Um. What was it called? Stitch.
Speaker: Oh, you're real cool. You're real cool. It looks different. Okay. Um, froze up. This is awesome.
Speaker: I was frozen. This is usually the part where my co -hosts were paying attention. They would have their mics unmuted and maybe talking. Dead air is always good. I didn't get an answer. I still heard you said it was all frozen. The spirit of a man haunts Disneyland Space Mountain and some people have seen him fall off the **** ride.
Speaker: Mr. Wednesday died while helping build the ride and never got to see it finish. Sometimes he'll ride next to you. When I worked at Disney, we'd have guests screaming that there was a guy next to them on the ride who was there, but then fell out, said a former cast member. We're here with this.
Speaker: Well, when it was getting built, oh, he died. He died before it was finished. He didn't have like an act. He just died. So he died building it. He died during the building. He just probably didn't say why he died. Maybe a man died of a heart attack while riding Disney World's Haunted Mansion because it was too terrifying.
Speaker: I've written on a mansion. It's not scary at all. Cash was like three when he wrote it and he loved it. But that story's untrue. What a jib. They thought that was the reason for the ride being delayed. It's opening in 66, but in actuality, they delayed it because of the death of Walt Disney. Yes.
Speaker: Why is there so many deaths in Disney? What did Disney die of? Do we know? Was it this old age or what? I'm never going to Disney again. Well, I know he smoked like a chimney too. Yeah, there could have been any number of things. There's an abandoned water park at Disney World. And allegedly it still plays music over the loudspeakers.
Speaker: Tell me that wouldn't be creepy as fuck. I'm Tony. I've seen this movie. The black guy dies first. I'm out. Billy's dead. Meanwhile, meanwhile, Jeff and I are like, come on, Tony, let's go investigate. Nope. Let's go check it out. Come on. Let me help him. So he's like, fuck you guys. I'm out of here.
Speaker: Uh, it was a river country, which we've talked about. So this, this park's had all kinds of weird things going on there. It was open from the seventies until 2001. People have documented their exploitation explorations of the park in recent years have dealt, been dealt heavy repercussions from the Disney company wilds.
Speaker: because it's uh probably your it's it's trespassing yeah uh soon trespassing whatnot uh disney was suspected to use uh club 33 which is kind of a a private club you gotta buy a membership it's like 25 grand yeah i've seen something about that then you gotta pay it pay a ton of money every year and there's like a 14 -year waiting list for it currently or whatever
Speaker: to even get in there, but it's in Disney park. But Disney Walt Disney was suspected to use club 33 for, uh, Freemasons or, uh, or, or, uh, as we all know, what Freemasons Illuminati meetings suspected, suspected, suspected.
Speaker: Walt Disney was a member of the Freemasons, a group that in many conspiracy theories is believed to be a part of the Illuminati. Oh boy. We said conspiracy theories.
Speaker: because it drives pretty crazy. I love this show. I don't know what it says. You know, I when I was younger, I hated that show but now I've seen it pop up from time to time on on stuff and and I'm right. What is it? I would like to but I don't know where to find it at. Wait, what is it? I haven't really looked either but I would like to. I think it's on Netflix. I might be home but BBC had a BBC will run that **** Oh my god.
Speaker: people in marathons. I do. Yeah. Shopify channel two. Uh oh. You lost your trip. I closed the wrong one. God damn it. Yeah, I had some
Speaker: I think it's actually in here too. Uh, outside of the theme parks, just a little, a little, like I said, we're going to go ahead and wrap this. Oh no, I didn't lose it. Okay. There it is. Um, we'll wrap this up with a little Disney after dark, a couple more disturbing Disney secrets. And then we're going to be done with Disney. I may or may not have received a cease and desist order in the mail. I may or not. I may or may not have been served by the mouse.
Speaker: Then I kicked his ass. We called it. I'm just kidding. Trust me. I doubt they're going to worry about a lowly podcast host. You know, yeah, we're going to be out for a little while, Tim. Wait, that has been been doing the podcast the whole time. He's been getting his time. Yes. Um,
Speaker: Back in the day, way back in the day, it doesn't give me, in the 30s, back in the 30s, there was a cartoon that aired from Disney, starring Mickey Mouse, obviously, but it was called Suicide Mouse.
Speaker: Though the name suggests it was Mickey who met his untimely end, the story of Suicide Mouse had a much darker story. One that became a prominent internet legend in previous years, the disturbing Suicide Mouse was not only rumored to disturb and distress those who watched it, but it has even been claimed to have caused the death of a film worker who watched it. According to the urban legend, the film is a lost black and white Mickey Mouse cartoon,
Speaker: which on watching a similar animation style to Steamboat Willie. I don't know if you are, I'm sure you guys are familiar with. That's that logo they start everything on Disney with, yeah. But no, the style is kind of like the rolling animation. Kind of like when we were kids, we had the scrolling video games like Mario Brothers, stuff like that. Yeah, so that's kind of what that style is for those who don't know.
Speaker: However, the film is claimed to be a depiction of Mickey Mouse in Hell. The film opens with a rather mundane scene depicted Mickey walking across a stagnant city landscape with a dull piano noise providing the background audio. After the repetitive scene has played out for two minutes, the screen goes black up until recently it was believed that the cartoon ended there. However, a Disney employee who sorted cartoons from the 30s made the mistake of watching the cartoon through the end.
Speaker: While the employee was transferring the cartoon into a digital copy, he realized the film was actually over nine minutes long. In the sixth minute of the film, the cartoon suddenly reappears, but the background piano noise has been replaced by a blood curdling scream. As the cry increases in volume, the picture distorts with the city landscape warping and stretching across the frame. In the foreground, Mickey's face appears to curve into a sinister smile before falling apart.
Speaker: Nobody knows what happens in the film's last 30 seconds as only one person who has seen the end of the footage and he did not live to tell the tale. According to an eyewitness reports after finishing the film, the employee stumbled out of the film room incoherently slurring
Speaker: Real suffering is not known before grabbing a pistol of the nearest security guard and taking his own life. After his death, his notes were found in the office, which provided only information to in existence as to what was contained in the last 30 seconds. The sites of hell bring its viewers back in.
Speaker: So the original video is said to be nine minutes and 31 seconds in duration. They actually have a version of the film. There's a link here that you can go watch. If you dare. If you dare. Send me that link. Send me that link. Of the above version cuts out at 901. I've watched it. It's not as intense as it sounds. It's just really. It was for the top though. It was for the 30s. But it's just
Speaker: It's just weird. It's kind of weird. It's got a creepy kind of ominous feeling to it. But there's also another cartoon. The whole Mickey Mouse suicide thing was kind of an ongoing thing back in the day because they actually have a cartoon where he jumps off a bridge as well. And I think there's another one. It might be this one where he hangs himself. Why would they put those cards on the ground there?
Speaker: Well, Tony, you ask yourself, why would they put those cartoons out there? Well, why would they put these cartoons out there? Nazi Disney?
Speaker: Not much is more disturbing than Nazism. And even more disturbing is at the height of Nazi Germany's decision to action a final solution to the Jewish problem. Even Disney was engaging in Nazism. And 1942 marks the release of Disney's short animated film titled, uh, and I, and it's in German and I apologize, but it's Der Fuhrer's Face. Can I write another one?
Speaker: Uh, the film follows Donald Duck, who is working as a soldier dealing with Nazi food rations and enduring a rather laborious job in the artillery factory. Um, though the film was one in a long line of propaganda films released by Walt, by the Walt Disney company, it is often cited by fans as one of the darker moments in Disney history because of the depiction of Donald, Donald Duck as a Nazi. Yeah. Though a reluctant one.
Speaker: Interestingly, it even scored itself an Academy Award. But it was not publicly released into the general market due to its controversial subject matters. Disney also claimed to have engaged in Nazism in 94 with the release of the Lion King
Speaker: scene in the film where Scar has his moment in the musical limelight for his number, Be Prepared, is rumored to be directly inspired by the footage of the 1935 Nazi propaganda film titled, Triumph of the Will. The hyenas are depicted in the scene to represent the Nazi soldiers, while Scar is seated at the top of the cliff as said to represent Adolf Hitler, standing at the podium overlooking his troops.
Speaker: Then what? I know what darkness need. I know Disney secret. What's the Disney? What's the secret do you know? So do you know how in the Lion King for Scarf Rose? Rufasa? Yeah, off the cliff. And then later in the movie how he has a skull. First a skull. That's Rufasa's skull. Is that Rufasa's skull?
Speaker: did you did you know that in Hercules that there's a scene when Hercules comes back with the lion uh are draped over him like the the the lion over his head and everything and he throws it on the floor it's like the fur yeah the fur yeah and they make a rug out of him but so that scar it ate his brother and then there's another one so it's
Speaker: But that'll that'll wrap up our journey into
Speaker: the great Disney. Mr. Wall did. Oh yeah. Well, the problem is the problem is, uh, you know, we've done so much and once you continue to look up and research and stuff like that, it gets very repetitive and it's, it's, it's very hard to find new stuff. Trust me. Um, I've been searching and looking and trying to find, um, new things and, and, and different, different bits and pieces of it. But, um, I mean, we,
Speaker: There's a lot that was covered. I mean from deaths at Disney the parks Some did some Walt Disney stuff in general, you know his his affiliation with the FBI his affiliation with with Nazis I mean he hired he hired two of them to work in the park one was an animator and one built rise and shit and
Speaker: You know the employee relations I ruined in a woman's completely ruined in actress his career just to just to uh Just to keep an image of a of a cartoon character You know a whole bunch of crazy shit But
Speaker: Yeah. Have fun. Thanks for co -hosted. Special cash is out of the building. I do a better job than you two. Kevin the same one day he wants to cash him and Jason. That's what we're going to do. We're going to boys at one weekend. That'd be fun.
Speaker: That'd be fun. I don't know about a weekend, but maybe during the week, maybe like a Monday or Wednesday. Maybe like 20 minutes. We'll see how it goes. Maybe like a Monday or Wednesday. Five out of 10. I'm going to give Jason five minutes max. Yeah, I would. Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't expect cash to last 100 % agreed. Don't talk about Fortnite for 20 minutes.
Speaker: They'll be like, oh, attention span gone. See ya. Just dip, not say anything. They just all walk away. It's just like straight. Not say shit, just dip. But yeah, that was, I actually enjoyed doing that Disney one. I enjoyed looking stuff up. I don't know, Tony, if you want to get into your lakes. I can't pull one up real quick. Well, you don't have to do it tonight. Yeah. I'm talking about, no, we good.
Speaker: What I told them last week, I just want to see if anybody found anything. And I threw it out there on purpose to see who was going to get a response on it. So if anybody out there has seen anything on Oscarville, Georgia, or on Black Wall Street, I'd love to see what you find. Nobody wants to do homework. They want you to do homework and then tell us on the show. I did. Exactly. We're supposed to be informative. I'm making Mark's guess. Our audience do homework.
Speaker: Look up like minutoba Look up like minutoba in Canada and then come on to the show and come in the car in the comments and And tell me about it Minutoba whatever man, it don't matter. I was just making shit up Well
Speaker: What's Tony gets done making making everybody else do the research and and and figuring stuff out for themselves instead of Because I could have easily done that I Google Disney dark secrets and tell me what you guys think Yeah, but um
Speaker: I had another idea of something I'm going to do once you get done with that, as far as amusement parks go. I want to dive into
Speaker: amusement parks that are shut down and why they're shut down because some of them have some wild fucking stories. You know where I'm ready for. So everybody go look up Action Park in New Jersey and tell me what you think.
Speaker: No, I will do the research for you guys. Pull up the movie, Class Action Park. It's on HBO Max if you have it. I had no idea.
Speaker: Yeah, no, it's it's another rabbit hole that I fell into and I've a couple podcasts that I listened to. They've actually talked about a couple specific parks that I've known about just from, you know, different things that I've read and paranormal stuff and whatnot that I'm into. So I was thinking about it the other day and I was like, yeah, that might be that might be pretty cool. And it seems like I know Tim and Sadie and a couple other people, they seem like they enjoyed the Disney rabbit hole. So
Speaker: You know, it's a fun little segment to jump into and go down rabbit holes on different things. And hell, who knows? Maybe down the road, we'll reach out to the fans and see if there's something they want us to dive into. Honestly, it's not so much of a rabbit hole as much as it's probably different. We're not giving you anything that's classified. We're not giving you anything that hasn't been unfounded. Everything we see. Maybe I am. Maybe Chris is just making it up as he goes along.
Speaker: Maybe I am. Maybe I'm just making shit up and just saying shit just because for him for me. Action Park was an outstanding amusement park. I have an absolute ball as a child. But no, I mean, it's interesting. It's interesting if you dive into some of these theme parks that are now shut down. It's not like it's not something. Oh, there was bankruptcy or oh, you know, the owner died or other things like that. I mean, there's a lot of shit that
Speaker: that, uh, the last. So, and it's all stuff that you can find. And I liked doing the research on that stuff. And, uh, like I said, it seems like, uh, people enjoy listening to it. Um, you know, people enjoyed the Disney, the Disney rabbit hole and not, and you know, and there's, and unless it's something that you're interested in, you're not going to know. You're not, you're not going to know that, uh, Disney was, um, you know,
Speaker: an informant for the FBI. You're not going to know the racist Nazi. Yeah, you know, you're not going to know that, you know, the whole Mickey Mouse suicide thing or the Donald Duck was a Nazi. I never heard the Mickey Mouse suicide thing. Yeah.
Speaker: I have the Donald Duck being a Nazi thing. I've seen clips, I think, but I never put two and two together. A lot of a lot of the stuff that I found, a lot of this stuff I already knew just because I've gone down these rabbit holes before. And it's just one of those things that I, you know, with the true crime and the paranormal and stuff like that, you kind of fall into some of these par-, these rabbit holes by accident. And you're like, oh, this is cool. What's going on at Disney? Oh, Disney's shady as fuck. You know, like, let me find out more.
Speaker: Good. Good action. And that's what got me into the theme park thing, because I was listening to a podcast and they do true crime. They're an entire network, but they do true crime and paranormal stuff and whatnot. And they actually did a combined show. They brought their true crime show and their paranormal show together to do a collaboration on this theme park that was in West Virginia, I believe. And it was pretty wild.
Speaker: So I think it was West Virginia. A lot of things in West Virginia. Down to the final details here, boys. But for sure. Six flags. What about those amusement parks? We got anything on those? I'm sure I can look it up and find out. I think at the end of the day, they just went defunct. No, six flags are still running.
Speaker: All right, they shut down a ton of them. There's a six flags here in Mexico City. There used to be one up by Cleveland, up by Cedar Point, and where SeaWorld used to be. There used to be a SeaWorld up there. Yeah, well, yeah, but I mean, Cedar Point, once you've been to Cedar Point, everything else sucks. I think it was... I've been told they're too bad. I've been told that once you go to Cedar Point, no park hangs with you.
Speaker: No problem. Cedar Point has the most roller coasters in one location and anywhere else in the world. In the world? In the world. Wow. Six Flags is still not a place, so they have one here in Atlanta. Well, in Georgia, but it's not there. They have one in New Jersey. They got one in Texas. I didn't know about the one in Ohio.
Speaker: They are still running. I know the biggest thing against them is I think that Jehovah's with the Mormons running or something like that. But I haven't dug deep into it. Jeffrey. Yeah, what's up? I'd like to fact check you on that.
Speaker: Go ahead. That's what I heard. I don't know. I never know if that was true. I just have always heard it. Uh, now they do have some of the largest roller coasters in the world, but, um, but, uh, six flies magic mountain in Valencia, California is a number one with the most roller coasters in the world. No shit. They have 19.
Speaker: Cedar Point has 17. Damn. So Cedar Point's number two. Yeah, but does Cedar Point open a new one each year? Yeah, but they usually shut one down. They open a new ride. They don't necessarily open a new ride every year, but every couple of years, every few years, they might open. But they usually will shut one down and then open up another one or whatever. But they're not always roller coasters either. It's just rides.
Speaker: Yeah, sometimes. Cedar Point ain't no joke. We've got Cedar Point and Kings Island in Ohio, and both of them are both pretty popular theme parks. They're phenomenal. Queens Dominion, Virginia has 12 roller coasters. Now Kings Union is no joke. I love that place. That would be an awesome trip for the kids, spoiler alert.
Speaker: Oh, Kings Island is actually number four on this list. How many? With 14 roller coasters. Yeah. Okay. We're getting ready to go to break, but here you go. Since we're talking about roller coasters, real quick rundown. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. It's like nine or 10 here. The world amusement parks around the world with the largest number of roller coasters coming at number one, Six Flats Magic Mountain in Valencia, California has 19.
Speaker: uh cedar point at number two in sand dusky ohio has 17 canada's wonderland and maple ontario toronto fuck you canada why do you have to have 27 names god damn somebody got drunk on maple syrup and named that place they have 16 sorry canada i ain't worried about fucking canada coming into number four they'll show up with their mount me hats
Speaker: Their mount me hat and their mousses. Cute mount me hat, mount me hat. All right now, maybe after a couple more of these. You're not hurting my feelings, I'm going home. God, I love that movie. But coming to number four, Kings Island in Mason, Ohio, suck at the rest of the world. Ohio in the top two and the top four. In the top five spots, Ohio coming in scrawl.
Speaker: They've got 14 roller coasters and then all coming in tied at fifth.
Speaker: Um, with 13 roller coasters each, we got six flags, great adventure in Jackson, New Jersey, uh, Euro pod park in rush, Germany. Carowinds, which I know where that place is and it looks super cool down in Charlotte, North court, North Carolina. Oh shit. Yep. They've got 13. That place is bad -ass looking. Oh yeah. Then they got a huge water park right beside it.
Speaker: These are all tied at 5th place. King's Dominion in Doswell, Virginia. And then Hershey Park in Pennsylvania. All five of those. Hershey Park, that's owned by the Hershey Company, correct? I'm assuming. Yes, I've heard good things about their park.
Speaker: I would actually like to go there one day. Not me. I've heard that's a pretty fun park to go to a pretty cool boy. It was a high school. This was off the chain. That was in the eighties. So I'm late. Why does your cargo look like it's wearing a Klan hood? Time for break. But yeah.
Speaker: So there you go. Nice little impromptu top 10 for you guys tonight. Spurred off of me fact -checking Jeffrey. So it does look pretty good. But we're going to take a real quick break. But it looks awesome. Look at this. Right on fucking time. We're going to take a real quick break. Got a little blacktop mojo for you with a cover. Did you see that? Oh, she smacked it.
Speaker: Oh, no, that's the thing we used to do when I worked in a tattoo shop is when somebody get done with a tattoo, you smack it. It's called setting the ink. It's complete meth, but it fucking hurts like a motherfucker. Because after spending two hours, you know, stabbing yourself a couple billion times, then to smack it as hard as you can. It's just it's a dick. Don't do it. You must do it again.
Speaker: or go to break. We're gonna take a real quick break. Got a new, I got a brand new Blacktop Mojo. No, not brand new, but a new one that I found that I added for tonight. New cover song. It's Blacktop Mojo with Small Town Titans. Another really cool band that I like. And so hopefully I don't get a,
Speaker: double whammy here. So you guys can check out Small Town Titans as well when you're checking out Blacktop Mojo. Go show them both some love, but it's their cover of Hunger Strike, which is Scott, Jeffrey, correct me if I'm right. Scott Weiland, Stone Temple Pilots? Yes, that's my understanding, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, okay. I know you don't know Tony. No, I already know. But yeah, Scott Weiland was the lead singer of STP, wasn't he? Yeah, that's that's my understanding. Oh, we're gonna do the other side. I gotta get my other tattoo done. Yeah, Scott Weiland. Yeah, he Yeah, he died. Unfortunately. Oh, did he?
Speaker: Yeah. He died back in 2015, like a drug overdose or something like that. But this is their, this is their version of hunger strike. We'll be back here in just a, just about five minutes or so guys. So hang out for a few minutes. Enjoy a little hunger strike. I do love this song though. Matty, Matty really. That's a good look at tattoo for real. They color man. Nice. Thank you. I'm actually getting this one fixed next. Nice. Okay. Cool. Cause this is, this is my first one I ever got. So he's going to touch it up and color it back in. That's my first one.
Speaker: You got another one. You're going to get it covered with your new favorite superheroes logo Aquaman. Yeah. We'll be right back. There's 20 years old. You can't tell me that. What? So you have a woman put your name on her. You can't tell me. I don't want a woman to put her name on me. I didn't either. She just wanted to. Exactly what he said.
Speaker: I mean, I'm not going to, I'm not going to, you know, uh, I'm going to say Jodi because I don't spend, I don't plan on being with anybody the rest of my life. If she wanted to put my name on her, I wouldn't stop her, but I wouldn't ask her to. Um, even though I'm going to have her name put on my body, but.
Speaker: I'm gonna, when we get married. I'm not going to take it. No, actually, after we get married, I'm going to have her name on my ring finger. I ain't doing it again once. She's it. This is forever. So I've been hanging around Jeff too long. So let me just go ahead and tell you. I thought that myself. I thought that myself.
Speaker: I will let Michael Jackson, this is it. And God told me, yeah, you're right. I'm hitting the button. We'll be back here just a few minutes. Enjoy a little blacktop mojo with small town Titans in their cover. No words are hard. Hunger strikes.
Speaker: I don't mind stealing bread from the miles a decade ends But I can't feed on the balance when my cup's already overfed Yeah
Speaker: But it's on the table, the fire is cooking And the firemen babies, the slaves are all working Blood is on the table, the miles are all choking And I'm going hungry
Speaker: But it's on the table, the fire is cooking And the fire name is the slaves are all working But it's on the table, the matter is
Speaker: That is a fucking amazing song. I love that song. That's good. I got nothing again. They're good. They're good. All right. I love the song. I kind of froze up and was having some issues. But what's the last time we turned your computer off? Today. OK.
Speaker: It's got too many windows open. Oh, it was raining there today, though. Wasn't it, Chris? We're doing storms again. And I think it also has something to do with the kids being here and everything being on. Oh, yeah. Exactly. I got the Xbox on. Frank Cash has got his Roku on in his bedroom. Can we do that? Lifeline on the...
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Speaker: speaking of my second job just so you guys know why we're doing the show and I'm hosting the show and I'm doing everything I'm doing for the show I'm still working on behind the scenes shit outside of the show and I have a new artist that has that we're going to start playing his music and Tony I think you might like him okay uh a little bit uh a little bit away from the rock of blacktop mojo a little bit away from the folk cabaret of uh zonis
Speaker: little bit away from the the techno EDM of rocky okay and mr. is his state name is ballad he is a neo soul and R &B singer nice he was born in Angolia actually
Speaker: But he migrated, I think he came, he might be in America now. But Reminiscence, his music and sound is Reminiscence of Maxwell and Prince. I like, and I've listened to a few of his songs. I actually stumbled across him on YouTube today. And I was like, I gotta find this guy's YouTube. I wanna hear his music because I heard the song that he was using on TikTok asking people to share and use his videos and stuff like that to get the song out there.
Speaker: I commented on it and I said, hey, I'm a host of a podcast and we're looking for local on -site artists that would love to use their music. And when we were on that last break, he reached out to me and I was just talking to him during the break. So Monday, one of his, the song he's trying to push, I'll go ahead and tell you guys, if you want to check him out, it's Ballad. His name is Ballad on YouTube, Twitch and, or not Twitch, YouTube, Instagram.
Speaker: Yeah, B -A -L -L -A -D. And the song he's pushing is called Orange. So go ahead and check them out on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok. Go show them some love. Let them know we sent you, as we always say, because I would like to, you know, if we send you guys to listen to somebody, let them know that we sent you. That way they know that we're not - Yeah, definitely. Maybe he'll come on the show and we'll interview him as well. But I'm digging his music. I really like it. Yeah, send me a link.
Speaker: I'm about to play it right now. I mean, like, I'm curious. Nice. He's got a voice. He's got a voice. Yeah. Like I said, I was scrolling through his YouTube and got a little bit of an Eric Manet look.
Speaker: but he's got a voice, right? Right? Yeah, he's got a great voice. You heard it? You heard what I was playing it? Yeah. Sounds good. But yeah, so Monday, Monday will probably, typically don't take breaks on Monday, but you know, sometimes Mondays get pushed a little bit later than 8 o 'clock. Let me confess to you now, Monday is going to be an extremely unacceptable
Speaker: Fire. I got court Monday. Oh God. I got court Monday. I got two medical exams Monday and I got a meeting I got to go to. I do. Oh, you got to go to court. Are you the special guest in the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp trial? I think they want to justify for OJ because they know I don't believe the story.
Speaker: I don't, I don't, I don't believe it was OJ. I don't believe it was OJ. I don't believe it was OJ. I think it was actually OJ's kid. Anybody from Buffalo, Lee's footprints. No, he didn't do it. I think it was OJ's kid. Did you see the OJ movie? No, it has nothing to do with OJ. It has nothing to do with any of his relatives. It was honestly, truly, truly believe that it was a serial killer that did it. I'm not sure who did it. And he's currently in jail.
Speaker: I don't think it was. I think it was. Are you serious? Yeah. No, Jeff, I'm unserious. I thought I thought you were being sarcastic, Dick. No, I'm being serious. I truly think it was a serial killer. Okay. And he's currently in prison. Oh, okay. I think it was Kato. No.
Speaker: That motherfucker's so innocent, it's ridiculous. One of the nonsensical nonsense. One of the nonsensical nonsense. Did you see, have you seen the video, the, was it the mini series? Where, where, uh, uh, what's this guy, the dude from friends played, uh,
Speaker: Yeah, Jenner, whatever that dude was bad at. Yeah, Schwimmer did did that role. That was a good fucking flick. Just just for reference. Anybody listen to this. It is May 21st, I believe. Twenty twenty two. It is not 1991 or 92. Right. We're all talking about the O .J. and fucking trial. I'll be all done before. Ain't nobody stupid on the footprints. That's dumb as fuck.
Speaker: Well, Tony, let me let me introduce you to some true crime podcasts and listen to how some of these serial killers got caught.
Speaker: and they were also also not only that but it's fun to listen to how bad back in the day these police departments work especially Canada y 'all are still fucked up today get your shit together because you motherfuckers in Canada the Royal Canadian Police you could fuck up a wet dream within an instruction manual
Speaker: Jesus. They literally pulled over a serial killer one night who had bodies in his trunk and he was driving a hatchback in bags and just let him go with a warning. It was covered in blood.
Speaker: And then when they call it, they're like, we would have never guessed. We would have never guessed. I don't know. You have a hashback, and you've got a bunch of black bags that we can clearly see, and you're covered in blood. I think that's probable cause. Like, I don't know. I think you did it, Bob. We need to let it go. Not technically. Not technically. Jody, if you're in here, please correct me if I'm wrong. Jody's saying it's my man's probable cause. It might raise suspicion. One or two red flags, I should say.
Speaker: Maybe we should follow him. Maybe we should see what he's doing. Let's see what he's up to. We don't have to say it. It's Canada. Sorry. That's my head up. What do you call Rieke Ruth? That's my. You're like, hey, we got maple syrup to drink. Let's get on our mousses and write it back to the station. Welcome back Tim. He's not doing anything wrong. Hey, what are you talking about?
Speaker: I'm trying to, I'm trying to put the Sadie symbol out there. She usually comes rolling in when I start talking about Canada. She always catches me.
Speaker: I don't want to fucking say that. Yes, the fuck you do. But yeah, no, some of these some of these serial killers, man. The way they get caught, it's like, you're a fucking moron. How do you get caught? Didn't that one guy got caught because of his printer? He used the church printer. Was it a BTK killer or whatever it was? He got caught because they they figured out it was his the printer from the church and he was the only one authorized to use said printer. Yeah, something like that.
Speaker: Go to the library, motherfucker. There are times when I think the military is making me think harder before I act on shit. Jesus. Nobody's going to notice me. I put my pen in. Get the fuck out of here. I'll be right back. Dork. Well, Tony, have you read Jordan Belfort's book? No. He actually talks about he had a guy that was a forger.
Speaker: And he would forge old, uh, like, you know, the back date stuff. This guy was so good that he had pens from like, you know, 1982. He had them labeled. So if you need some from something from 82, he actually used the pen that said 1982 on it. So even the ink match stuff. Yeah. Yeah. It was fucking interesting as hell. I kind of blew my mind.
Speaker: I don't know if you can see, but I'm redoing my Superman 2. Yeah, I remember. This thing's 20 years old. It is 20 years old, almost to the month. Nice. And we decided to go ahead and redo it too. Well, Jeff, I just want to tell you.
Speaker: I do know, bitches, they come, they go. Better day through Sunday, Monday. Monday through Sunday, maybe you'll love me one day. Maybe I'll love you both. But till then, you can't go save your ass on this runway, because I can't be your Superman. Chris, it's your tattoo that you have as a Superman, too, as well, isn't it?
Speaker: I think almost everybody from our building trades class has a Superman tattoo one way or another. Mine was actually drawn for me in seventh grade. It's got the Superman symbol, but it's also got the Omega Red symbols on it as well. Omega Red from X -Men Marvel.
Speaker: He was one of my favorite villains back in the day. That dude was just straight up badass. He was just a straight up badass in the comics. Like, I mean, yeah, he had powers and stuff like that, but he was just just, even without the powers, he would have been just a straight up badass. Yeah, just a motherfucker. Just because. And I liked you. I liked you. He was kind of like, he was kind of like Juggernaut. Like, I feel like if Juggernaut didn't have all of his super powers, he would just be a straight up,
Speaker: My buddy who actually was actually killed in action. He actually drew my tattoo and we were like seventh grade. He was like, one day you'll get this tattoo. And I was like, ah, whatever. In seventh grade, we all say, sure. Yeah. He was a Marine. He was killed in action. No shit. When? Oh, one or two. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh yeah, 2001, 2002. It was a desert storm. It was, uh, yeah. So then I got it done shortly after it was Kuwait. That was Kuwait. He was in Afghanistan. Yeah, that was Afghanistan. That was Afghanistan. That's where I was. Oh, you was over there for that too?
Speaker: For a short while, I think I was there a total of about a year. That's not a short while, fuck that. Well, you know what I mean. Short time, military time. Bullshit, that's enough for two ribbons. Yeah, I went from there and ended up going to Australia for a while and all that fun shit. Fuck. I ain't trying to be on the boat that long.
Speaker: Oh, no, I flew to Australia. Oh, good. I was born at night, Tony. I'm not, not last night. I'm not stupid. Yeah. Once you get on that boat, they don't, they gonna let you get off if you want to jump. Did you ever play that game Tony and jumping off an aircraft carrier? Oh, dude, it's a 22 foot drop.
Speaker: into the water. It's fucking scary as shit. Duh. Well, I got it. People always say, well, I'm going to jump off a perfectly good aircraft. Why would you jump off a perfectly good boat? Because it was like 200 degrees in the middle of the Indian Ocean. It was hot as fuck. And I wanted to go for a swim. Good point. Well, I got to ask.
Speaker: Yeah, you guys ready for some news? I got a couple news articles for you. Yes, please. What the fuck news?
Speaker: I'm going to tell you a couple of stories. Listen, Tony, it's your friend. President Trump has a message for you, Tony. You're not a nice person. You're not very broke either, Tony.
Speaker: You're not very woke and you're not a nice person. You made fun of Chris's transgenderness of being transgender. I'm not transgender. I'm trans dinosaur. Same difference. Get it right. Well, Tony, this one's for you. He hates me after Wednesday. This is a good one for you, Tony.
Speaker: A tribunal panel has ruled that calling a male a man bald should be considered sexual harassment. I agree. That the tribunal panel ruled that it infringes on human rights and compared it to commenting on the size of a woman's breast.
Speaker: hey i still yeah that's right tony me talking about your bald ass head does the same thing walking in room to a woman going hey nice tits uh baldness baldness uh relates to sex as men are far more likely to lose their hair than women not sex as in under the blankets wrestling right as yeah as in gender gender
Speaker: um according to the panel which was ironically made up of three three follicley challenged me so three bald guys like fucking out man from now on you're not a Milford you're follicley challenged keep my Tony's name out your fucking mouth
Speaker: I'm not I'm not vertically challenged. I'm height impaired. Yeah. Uh the ruling came in the case of Tony Finn who was called a uh a bald cunt by his boss Jamie King.
Speaker: I believe this is out of Australia or the UK one of the two. So, you know, they use a little bit differently but uh Finn argued that the comment amounted to a sexual harassment under the Equality Act.
Speaker: of 2010 because it targeted his gender. The panel said there is a connection between the word bald on the one hand and the protected characteristics of sex on the other. Women may as well be bald. However, as all three members of this panel will vouch, baldness is much more prevalent in men than women, and we find it inherently related to sex. Okay.
Speaker: So, get my money. Where's my money? Where's my money, bitches? So, every time, Tony, every time Chris calls you a milk dud, you can get a sexual harassment suit on him. Just saying. Yes, Tony, I will give you the number to our HR department. It's 1 -800 - nobody gives a fuck. It's 1 -800 - fuck you. Our email is fuckyourfeelings at gmail .com.
Speaker: Yes, email me at fracks don't care about your feelings dot gmail dot com. Yes. Well, Jeffrey, vertically, follicley challenged, holistically challenged. I'm getting follicley challenged. So we know which which Nick Cage. Listen here. Listen here. I will put my sexual harassment suit out there, sir.
Speaker: That's 1 ,800 F you That's it that is the that is the official nonsensical nonsense a chart department I guess he's gonna answer the phone this guy. Hey, how's it going? What's your complaint nobody gives a fuck
Speaker: Shut up and do the show. We'll see you Monday, asshole. Show up on time. This is the most fucked up H &R department I've ever dealt with. Get the fuck back to work. It's just me and you. Tony calls in and it's just me and you on the other phone. Shut up, Tony. Don't be a bitch. It'd be the same thing if you call it a complaint. It would just be me and Tony making fun of you, relentlessly. Exactly.
Speaker: Well, Jeffrey, yeah, since you're into the, since you're into this nonsense, this next story is for you. And if I got it, if I'm gonna bring it up, I got to do it right. Apparently,
Speaker: fuck you apparently Winston Churchill wanted to search for aliens okay
Speaker: Well, you know, the the they just gave a press conference about UFOs. So I'm just saying. Oh, no, they're finally coming out about it. I'm not saying I don't believe in aliens because you'd be a fool not to believe that there's other life out there. I mean, the universe is so yeah. Well, I go I go with what Neil de Crass Tyson said is he's like, I'm sure aliens have been looking for life, but they got to Earth and went, oh, wow, there's no intelligent life here. Let's keep going. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, UFO expert Avi Loeb has revealed that the late British statesman had encouraged the hunt for extraterrestrial life in 1939 and a 1939 essay before his plans were thwarted by the outbreak of World War II.
Speaker: The physicist known for his outspoken views on aliens told Joe Rogan podcast Winston Churchill in 1939 wrote an essay about the fact that there could be life
Speaker: around on other planets, around other stars, and we should search for it. Now, he didn't have a chance to publish it because he became prime minister and then had to fight the second war against the Nazi regime. The paper was eventually unearthed in 2017, and Loeb thinks the money that money wasted during the war could have been spent hunting for alien life. Yeah, hey, everybody, time out. Yeah, fuck the war. Time out on the war. Let's go. We gotta find the aliens. I mean, shit.
Speaker: I dare you to make that. Yeah, well, I mean, the war broke out. You can't really just go, Hey, Hitler. They broke out the war because Winston was getting too close. That's all I'd say. You can't necessarily go like, Hey, Hitler, get your ass out there. You know, Winston's getting close.
Speaker: Yeah. Like somebody's got to run up to Hitler and say, Hey bud, uh, can we hold off this war because we're going to spend a lot of money searching for aliens. So can you not kill 10 billion Jews? That would be fantastic. Thanks so much. Can you not, can you not have your buddies in Japan go and
Speaker: pull up Pearl Harbor, that would be awesome. Can we not get America involved in this? Can we not get America involved in this? Where they come and fuck everybody's shit up? Yeah, that'd be cool. We're going to look for aliens, bro. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mine cuff. We get it. Yeah.
Speaker: Calm down, bro. I said it wrong on purpose. Mind call. I said it wrong on purpose, too. Go make your zombie Nazis while we go hunt for aliens.
Speaker: That was a, that was a conspiracy theory during the world war two that, that Hitler was trying to figure out a way to reanimate dead soldiers and to, to put them out on the battlefield. Well, yeah. Didn't I, didn't I do that? And what if kind of thing on, uh, no, that was kind of same concept soldier. I mean, I went to soldier store. I had to look for it, but that is a real program. Yeah. No.
Speaker: Well, as I said, though, that was part of their experiments, is they were trying to bring back dead soldiers that could fight. But they ain't gonna film nothing else. No. Zombies, man. Fucking around, man. Zombie. Zombie outbreak. Viruses don't really feel like it. You can't kill them. And in other news,
Speaker: apparently noisy sex leads to 168 complaints. Nice. I believe that. It depends on where you are. Couples having noisy sex has led to 168 complaints from neighbors last year. New details revealed under a freedom of information request
Speaker: revealed some of the strangest cases surrounding noisy love making with some disputes going on so going on for so long that the authorities fitted recording equipment. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Uh one person complained to work Warwick Council and I'm assuming this is in the UK again that their neighbors could be they their their their neighbors could be seen boinking in their kitchen with the window opening the lights on. Hey, and uh when the mood strikes, you're in a
Speaker: neighbors having um i love how they describe this uh keep the words they're using in hall neighbors having rumpy pumpy in a blown up hot tub sparked definitely britain sparked anger while
Speaker: Got him!
Speaker: That might be a bit of a mood killer. I should try that at Jody. Hey, you want to do some rumpy pumpy? Beat me in the blow up hot to about back. Let me get, let me get my T -Rex outfit. I'll be right back.
Speaker: But you shot him lie. He offered grumpy, pumpy, and then proceeded to do the Mr. Bean, Mr. Lova looking dance, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven, and a seven,
Speaker: i'm trying this is sexy trying to turn you on
Speaker: He offered you rumpy -pumpy and then seduced you wearing a seven -foot inflatable dinosaur costume. No wonder why you tasted it. Justify the homicide. Justify the homicide. Please enjoy your night. Go back to work. That was his body condom.
Speaker: Well, with all the diseases lately, you have to boil people. I didn't want to get COVID. What are you going to do? But in South London, the Sutton Council had a total of four cases. In one complaint, a resident said the couple have windows wide open
Speaker: We're being woken up in the middle of the night and early in the morning, basically they are screaming while they're having sex. Maybe she's deaf and she doesn't know. Oh God.
Speaker: Could you imagine having sex with a deaf chick? And she's like... Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh
Speaker: You hold your hands up, I can't talk! That's how you're gonna shut up your duct tape or hands together.
Speaker: She talked too much. Why did you handcuff your girlfriend? She talked too much. We're going to hell. It's going to happen.
Speaker: I thought she was going to start crip walking out the bedroom after we got done. I don't know what was going on. So she left. I thought I was a full -fledged member of the Crips. I had to go change my old wardrobe. It's all blue now. No, no, no, no, no. No. I'm not laughing at you, motherfucker. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not laughing at you, motherfucker.
Speaker: Y 'all are going to hell. Y 'all are going to hell. The both of the Jokers are going to hell. She's going wrong. I didn't know what she meant. No. No. No.
Speaker: Everybody here in the shop seems to look at me like I'm crazy, but okay.
Speaker: I'm sorry but this is very distracting can you stop she's trying to tell you
Speaker: No, hell no. Hell no. Oh my God. People, when you're having sex, nobody needs to watch you, all right? Close the fucking windows, turn the fucking lights off. If you want to have the lights on, close the fucking window, close the fucking blinds. If you ain't in shape, but you know what you're doing, all right, but we don't want to see that shit. We don't want to see that shit. Some people do. I mean, that's why we look at porn.
Speaker: I don't personally wanna see my neighbors going at it because if you've seen my neighbors, you would understand. I got three neighbors. All three of them look like they're multiple guests on Jerry Springer. I'll be stroking. He spit out his drink. Hey boys, boys, wait, you gotta see what my man here is getting. No way. It almost came off my nose, Tony.
Speaker: I look at my man's getting here, boys. What up, bro? Dude is a fucking champ hasn't said a fucking word all night. He's getting wings on both sides. I can actually respect that. Yeah. Full detail, boy. I can respect that. OK, do me a favor and take the camera off his numbers, please. Thank you very much.
Speaker: Tony's getting sexually aroused. I got the Superman re -done. That was quick. It looks way better. Oh yeah, it's 10 minute, 15 minute stop. Well, it didn't have to be, it was already there. So they just had to re -outline it and recolored it.
Speaker: It's still bleeding like a motherfucker. Yeah, it's still swollen. I still see the swollen areas. Yeah, well, I'll be small until tomorrow. I just got to get them wrapped and I'm pretty much done. I got to get something to eat. I haven't eaten shit all day.
Speaker: We know you just ate. My wife even commented on the way here. She's like, does Tony eat every episode? He never stops eating. I am very expensive with food. I do not stop eating. He only eats three times a week. He eats Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday. And then he waits until we start to podcast.
Speaker: This one is warden, let's say meat. Holy shit. That compass right there on that spot on the wrist. Holy shit. That was
Speaker: Just as bad if not as bad as the Winnie the Pooh that I got on my ribs. That Winnie the Pooh took only an hour. You got Winnie the Pooh on your ribs. Winnie the Pooh is for my sister. She passed away. She had a rare disease where she never gained weight. Her biggest weight she ever was was 86 pounds. She wasn't supposed to live past the age of 10 and she lived till she was 25.
Speaker: No, 35, sorry. And that's, I got that for her. Oh yeah, with looking up. You like it. No, no. Yeah. The balloon, the balloon, sorry, I'm trying to, the balloon string has her name. That's deep. That's deep. I know. But yeah, so like pretty much all my tattoos, all my tattoos that I'm getting lately are, are tribute.
Speaker: like for instance I'm getting a lighthouse on my leg and by the end of the year for my mother and then a 55 Chevy for my dad I'm getting a bear on my other forearm for my other grandmother because she's got a thing for bears because her last name is bear so it's spelled different but it's like bear paint but yeah he's got to wrap it then we're done
Speaker: But yeah. Can we get you a chair and a hoodie, please? What's that? I said I'm assuming the kids are good. Are you still doing a podcast? Yeah, they're grandmas. Grandmas watch them while we're getting tattooed. Good shit. Easy, dude. Yeah.
Speaker: I'll put fully finished pictures up on Facebook when I get home. I got to go though, boys, because my battery is about to die. That's cool. I'm at like 3%. He cooked dinner in his mom's house. He put it up. He helped cook dinner tonight. Nice. Nice. Nice. That's my little man. What's he drawing? No, he's eating dinner. Is he? Oh, it looks like he's drawing. Just like his daddy. Yeah, he helped cook dinner. Yeah, he'll figure.
Speaker: All right. Well, I gotta go boys before my phone shuts off. So I'm out. Um, yeah, I was gonna say that's a buggy, a buggy actually cooked dinner tonight. There's a hoop.
Speaker: Buggy, my middle daughter, we call her Buggy. We've called her Buggy since she was born, like since she was a baby. So it's funny because when we first moved back up here, she went to, started going to a public school because they were homeschooled down in Charleston. And I asked her, her teacher asked her what her day was. So she's like, Buggy. And she's like, well, the paper says Alexa. She's like, no, it's Buggy. So even her teachers and stuff called her Buggy. This is what we've always called her. But, um,
Speaker: Well, it started with, uh, like a whole ladybug thing, you know, and then it just went from ladybug, which nobody ever really called her ladybug. It was just something that was said from time to time. And then it went from that to buggy. So, but, uh, now I went, uh, they like to, uh, they like to do their own version of Chipotle at the house here. So I went and got everything for dinner tonight. Well, I went to the grocery store because I actually grocery shop when the kids are here.
Speaker: Uh, so, uh, and I asked her, so what you guys want for dinner? And they're like, Oh, we want to do Chipotle. I was like, okay, well I'll make it. She's like, no, I want to make it. I think more. She wanted to make it so she could use all my new pots and pans. So, but she did a really good job. It was good. I, she, she, uh, she cut the steak and stuff up. I helped her season it and everything like that. But outside of that, man, she, she cooked it all up, everything by herself. I was like, damn, go on with your bad zone. But that's where I go back to where I said that I taught my one, when I moved into this apartment, I started teaching the girls how to cook.
Speaker: So you got home making home. Yeah, they don't do they don't do home back in school anymore. What's not like that. Not like we used to either. How like like we went through home back and we learned how to make it with sellers. We didn't do it. Oh, I went through it. Well, guys went through it in my high school. I think some guys did. We were late now. Yeah, we had to. Yeah, we had. It was part of choir and we did P and do a couple of sports. Yeah, it was one of our extra
Speaker: I don't remember. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But we had to go. We had to go through home. And so we had fun in there because it was like a whole group of us guys and girls and we did like where we did a chili cook off in there. And that was fun. Me and my man being because it was like I think it was like a three or four person team. And we absolutely destroyed that chili cook off man. We didn't nobody stayed a chance but
Speaker: And then, you know, but then we learned how to sell and all that stuff, but I don't, they don't do that anymore, man. I like, like Austin just went through and she, I can't remember what she said she was doing then and her quote unquote home economics. But I was like, that's not home. I actually, I learned how to cook and stuff, but my mom taught me how to cook when I was younger. So, I mean, outside of moving out and getting slapped in the face with learning how to pay bills and budget money and stuff like that, which nobody ever showed me. Uh, I already knew how to cook. So.
Speaker: But that wasn't a problem, but that what my girls know how to cook when they move out. But yeah, Bucky, she did a real good job cooking dinner tonight. Made everything the rice and beans and all that shit. People, budget and money. Nobody ever taught you that.
Speaker: no no no no for real uh and like you know like paying bills i didn't know and i moved out and then all them bills started coming in it was like kicking the fucking stomach man yeah um you didn't understand what you had to deal with yeah so i had to learn how to do it all on my own and i'm and it took me
Speaker: It took me a good six months to really understand and know how to, to, you know, that took to where I got to a point where my bills weren't laid or I was like, Oh shit, I don't have the money for electric. I'll put it off until next week. I'll get it next week and I'll pay, you know, my cable bill or, or whatever. No, we didn't have really, we didn't really have cell phones back there. I didn't get my first cell phone until I was 20, I think. So, um, 27 when I got my cell phone beat computer for the first time.
Speaker: And I didn't have his mom told me she was pregnant. I went and got all that shit. It was gonna be a little bit 24 -7. And we didn't have internet back then. So I mean, it was still new. So I didn't have internet back then. I just had cable. If you had a home phone, you was able to get all that shit back then, though. Oh, yeah. At least now. Yeah. I had a home phone. I had a home phone and I had cable and all that jazz. But yeah, like I said, you know,
Speaker: when I moved in, everything was up front. Oh, okay. I got it all. I know this is that. This is that. Here's my, here's my down pain, you know, first and last month's rent, whatever. But after that, when the bill started coming in, I was like, Oh, shit. How do I, if I pay these, I'm not going to have any money. I'm not going to be able to work. First month is a slap. No, bad conditionings. All this. Yeah. So it took me, like I said, about six months to get it all figured out.
Speaker: And ever since then, and that's one of the things I'm very in laugh and make jokes if you will, but it is what it is. I'm very anal about, I pay my bills the exact time every month. The first half of the month is all my bills, electric and stuff like that. And then at the end of the month, I pay my rent. I try to pay all the bills the first of the month.
Speaker: Well, I'm not, I'm not, I just, unfortunately I'm not, I might be able to do that now to be honest with you. I'll have to wait and see how much you're doing now because you don't spend as much on gas. Well, not only that, but I'm also making a lot more money. So I'll have to wait and see what my checks look like. Because if I can knock everything out, um, and one shot, I'll do that. And then the second paycheck is just there. If I could, in all honesty, if I can budget it that way and get away with that, then my second paycheck of the month,
Speaker: I'll probably put half that bitch into savings. Well, clear your past debts. I don't have any past debts. I've cleared them. When I moved to Charleston, when I went to Charleston, that was one of the big things I wanted to do when I moved to Charleston, was get rid of any and all debts I had. I have debts, obviously. I have a car. I have a car payment, but that's... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Knock that out. Knock that out. Knock the car note out.
Speaker: You're going to have the insurance, you're going to have utilities, you're going to have mortgage. Yeah, you know, the money is all pulled out and you'll have more leeway on top of all of it. You just made a ton of money on furniture and relocating and setting everything up, but not as much as do anything or owe anything that you can. Oh, yeah, I knocked all that shit out. I'm actually trying to go on backwards right now because I haven't been to work for real and forced myself to go. Yesterday, I had kind of a rough day.
Speaker: I see that on Facebook. Yeah, I ran the flight stairs for damn meeting and they were still in LA. Okay, cool. So I stood there for a minute. I saw somebody else. I ran down the stairs. I went to go see him and I just, that dude's whoa. Come here. It was man. I mean, I literally lost vision for like a second vision was just born. I'm supposed to go this morning and didn't make it. Yeah. No, that was when we moved, when we moved to Charleston, that was the number one priority I wanted to,
Speaker: get all because we had debt. We had some debt up here and I wanted it all paid out and knocked out and taken care of. And then we got ahead of that game to where all we had was our normal month to month bills and shit like that. And - And you got to minimize the bills starting with lights.
Speaker: Yeah, you tell somebody minimize something as soon as as soon as my ex -wife left when she moved out I started running my AC at 60 fucking four degrees. I wasn't worried about no goddamn electric bill. I wanted I worked outside Yeah, so when I came home from work after working 12 hours I wanted to open and I did I because when you came in my house there as I've said before out here
Speaker: There was the garage and then the front door went up the stairwell. There was no vents down in like the garage area or whatever. But the garage was like a finished basement. It was a three car garage, but it was like a finished basement. So it was all dry wall. There was outlets everywhere. It was like a real nice finished basement. So that's what I used it for. I didn't park in my garage. I had my man cave down there and watch.
Speaker: No, I don't. I don't stand y 'all. If I gotta garage, my car is going in that motherfucker. I didn't park in the garage. I wasn't worried about it because I had like, I had like my, uh, cause I used to do live streams on Periscope and stuff. I had my set up down there for that. I had a fridge down there and everything. Uh, and like my kids had a playroom area cause they're so big. I sectioned off an area for them to have a playroom and stuff.
Speaker: But then you went up the stairs, but as soon as I would open that door, it was like it was so cold upstairs that it was pushing down. Even the garage was cool, but you could feel that cold blast hit you. I didn't care about.
Speaker: I didn't care about the electric bill because again, once my ex -wife moved out and I started handling all the bills and stuff, I learned real quick how much money I made. And I made a lot more money than I thought I made. And so that electric bill, I was not even pushing that. And I know me, I used to go to $1 ,000 a month of food. Oh, and I've never, I see that's why. My wife said, what the hell?
Speaker: How do you spend that much money on food? I said, if you don't cook a lot, you're going to have time to cook. You're going to buy your shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah. A good amount of money on gross. I remember when I was in Alabama working and I would go out, you know, I actually just stopped myself from going out and would just cook at home. I was still spending the same amount of money because I ate three times a day.
Speaker: Man, I, dude, I would see in people, you can get tired of cooking too. When you're eating out all the time, it's like smoking. You don't realize how much money you're spending when you eat out two or three times a day. It was $50 a day for me when I did shit for one time. And then it was $50 a meal. Well, breakfast would maybe 10 to 20 with a tip. Lunch can be,
Speaker: 20 to 30 dinner camp dinner is going to be 50. That's me. I will get an appetizer full meal and drink. Let's fit it out. Jesus Christ. And I will kill it in 10 minutes. They were scared. Oh God, you're back. Charlie's top shelf appetizer. Then I get a steak and sirloin with the Caesar salad and fries and give me a long hour.
Speaker: Yeah, I go to the grocery store to spend 100 bucks for an entire week and that's enough. That's that's a breakfast lunch and then I go to all these man. Judge me if you will, but I love me some all these. It's not so much all this is what I eat. Eggs, breakfast, eggs, bacon, cool. Lunch is whatever, dinner is going to be whatever. And I got a chicken one of the days.
Speaker: I ain't got time. I ain't got time for breakfast. I ain't got time for eggs and bacon and all that shit for breakfast every day. I used to get up, come back home, take a nap.
Speaker: I get up 15 minutes before I have to leave for work. I get up, put my clothes on, brush my teeth, brush my beard, and I'm out the door. Grab me a cup, grab me a Pepsi. I fill up my cup, Pepsi or Mountain Dew, whatever I'm drinking that morning, and I'm out the door. I ain't fucking eating breakfast. I ain't, I'm not cooking shit. I'm not pouring a bowl of cereal. I'm not grabbing a pop -tart. I'm out the door. I'm gonna get up, eat. I'm gonna go to the bathroom, make sure I ain't got shit on myself the way to work. I'm gonna take a shower.
Speaker: Mm hmm. I know that's right. I'm gonna do all that before I go. I get about an hour before I go. Nah, yeah, I usually, I usually take my shower at night before I go to bed. I do. Yeah, I do that now. He's gonna find out if the motherfool will look off. Oh, for fuck's sake. That shit was happening when Bush was in office. Everybody forgot my guest place went up when he was in office. Five dollars a gallon for milk. Where the hell are you buying milk at, man? Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, go buy milk now. See what it costs. I just bought milk today. How much was it? $1 .70. What'd you get low? 2 %? No, I got whole milk. A gallon? No, I don't buy gallons. There you go. I buy a half a gallon, but even the half gallon was like two bucks. It was a little over $2. You all shopping at the wrong motherfucking place. I'm telling you, man, all these all day or day. There's all these hills across town. And all these don't fuck around no more because all these done stepped up the car and I got an Equinox. It's going to cost me about $75, $80.
Speaker: I'm below quarter tank right now. It cost me $42 the other day to fill up my car. How long ago was that? Thursday. No shit. But everything is, I'm using less than half a tank a gas a week now.
Speaker: This week, this week had I only been, had I only gone to work and came home, I would have only used the half a tank of gas, but I had to go to Johnstown and this and the other thing. Uh, you know, I went to Johnstown a couple of days and I went and picked up buggy Monday. I think it was Monday or Tuesday.
Speaker: I think it was Tuesday after I got off work because she needed, she went, she went to camp with school Wednesday. She was there Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday at camp. And she needed like the last minute thing, shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, toothbrush, deodorant, bug spray, all that shit. So I was like, I'll just come and pick you up. I'll get it. We'll get y 'all taken care of. Don't worry about it. Um, I think it was more. She just wanted to go, go shopping with me by herself.
Speaker: than anything more than anything else. So we went to that and I picked up a couple pair of shorts and whatnot. But I just, she actually found them. I just, we were right there beside Goodwill. I just like to walk in there because sometimes I like to walk around Goodwill just to see what kind of treasures you can find because you never know what you're going to find. And she actually wound up finding two pairs of shorts that still had the tags on them, still brand new.
Speaker: I was like, well, get them if they, if they're your size and they'll fit you, get them. She's like, I need shorts. I was like, all right, we'll get them. Damn. I don't care. Look at the fucking telling them bitches were like $20, $30. And I paid like four bucks for them. I'm like, yeah, but, uh, but yeah, I mean, I, I do all my grocery shopping at Aldi's. Uh, they've stepped their game up a lot. I mean, even their produce is really good. Their meat, sometimes it's a little questionable. I'll buy burger and stuff like that. Their pork chops.
Speaker: Uh, you know, you just got to pay attention to the steak because I've got Angus steaks there too. And they're a little bit better priced than like Kroger's or whatever. But, uh, you know, sometimes you look at their steak or their chicken or, you know, it's like, no, I'll just go to Kroger's and get it. But fuck all that shit. When I can go get enough food for breakfast, lunch and dinner for a week for a hundred dollars and I can go get something for dinner for one night and spend a hundred dollars at Kroger's. Yeah. I'm going to all the all day.
Speaker: Yeah, I think the other day I was I was just below a quarter of a tank of gas and filled up and it was like $42. I'm like at 4040 4040 $42 assumption. It's not cheap. I know that much. I mean, you know before gas went through the roof I was. I was filling up my car for like 20 bucks. Back in the days I'm going to fill in my Honda 20 hours. Yeah, just a couple dollars just a couple years ago.
Speaker: Oh, now back in the damn nineties. Shit. So back in the nineties, dude, I could fill up my big ass Bronco for $20 back when I first got my license. Guess was 98 cents a gallon. I knew it was $20 to fill up my Bronco.
Speaker: I had that **** was like 10 bucks filled up. Good to go. Rock and roll, baby. It was like a $7. You got on a Friday. You got on a Saturday night after paying your bills. It was like, man, I got I got $30 to my name. That buddy. Okay. You go in your bedroom, right? Turn TV and Xbox off.
Speaker: I got $30 to my name. I got a full tank of gas, a case of Budweiser and I'm good to go. Let's rock it all. It's a, it's a Saturday night, but I'm going to jump down. Nope. That's fine. Nope. That's fine. We're going to wrap this up.
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Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until the rocks go red She wins with bears into the wind and she communes with the dead
Speaker: Wait the blade above her head As I began to breathe, she said I'm all alone in the sky Take this back and find
Speaker: When Oz look on and she starts to feast There was a smile on her face that she was about to leave It's the last to back her head
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No man, like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp cheddar combos over there. It's kind of like a Ritz cracker pregnant with a cheese baby.
Speaker: Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362 and I'm going to have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. What's that? What's that? Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: I'm all alone in the sky Take this back and find I wanna live forever And I'll feel it in the air Give me whatever Make me a god like you
Speaker: He said we are out of here. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We'll see you. Monday. Good Lord. So Monday, Monday with a brand new episode. Make sure you join us. Same nonsensical time. Same nonsensical channel. In the words of Jeffrey. Tony, let him know, sir. Your mother made your mother. Fuck you. How did y 'all Monday? Damn it.
Speaker: yeah with that being said there's only two things left to do and that's uh goodbye motherfuckers hit the button hit the button and let it think about it
