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Speaker: Amateur Nation, why would you possibly think that the government would pay off your college?
Speaker: Biden is too busy giving hundreds of billions of dollars to another country that has nothing to do with us.
Speaker: You might have gone to college, but you learned nothing.
Speaker: Systemically, chronically, and continually oppressed black man LeBron James is demolishing his $37 million mansion to rebuild his dream home in Beverly Hills, where the largest population of oppressed people in the world live.
Speaker: It will have 20 bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, a safe space to hide from all the oppression, and an entire wing built specifically for flopping.
Speaker: First, topless men with breast implants prancing around the White House lawn, and now what is probably Hunter Biden's cocaine was found.
Speaker: I guess the drug-sniffing dogs were pooping at the time.
Speaker: Such a respectable place, the White House.
Speaker: More like the frat house.
Speaker: If amateur nation has a problem, it's always systemic.
Speaker: The system caused it, not me.
Speaker: Broke?
Speaker: Systemic poverty.
Speaker: Can't lose weight?
Speaker: Systemic fatness.
Speaker: Can't get laid?
Speaker: Systemic singlehood.
