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Episode 206: FREE DRYBAR COMEDY AND SECOND SNEAK PEEK FOR Episode #206: “Nice Job, Amateur Parents!”

S4 E206 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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Tired of Flopping Jokes?

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I'm officially tired of seeing the lame hacky jokes about the dramatics in soccer and the acting of players who flop.
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I hate flopping too.
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Besides

Soccer's Endurance Challenge

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the occasional ball going out of player injuries, it's constant movement.
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The average player in an outdoor game runs 12 miles.
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Follow another highly trained athlete around a field for 90 plus minutes and see how you do.
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And he may come in cleats up and break your foot, ankle,

Soccer vs. American Sports

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or leg.
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It's not three to six second plays at a time like in the NFL and a couple minutes rest for a TV timeout.
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It ain't snails pace Major League Baseball between pitches.
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It ain't the flopping capital of all sports, the NBA.
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American pro soccer players rarely

Are All Sports Equally Tough?

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flop.
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I'm done measuring sports awesomeness by the level of potential injury or death.
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All sports, especially at the pro level, are hard.
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Just because it ain't from here and you don't get it doesn't mean it's easy.
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Besides, the NHRA rules all anyway.