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Speaker: what is going on everybody welcome to a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense not just your ordinary episode but it is our one
Speaker: 100th holy shit. It's storming outside 100th episode. Sorry squirrel. Holy shit I can't believe we've done a hundred of these so far, but it's been fun. It's been a journey. Anywho, I'm Glick If you guys aren't already feel free to check us out on all social media at nonsense school nonsense on Facebook Instagram and Twitter and the ticky -tocky. Go give us a follow. Go give us a like go give us a share If you'd be so kind we'd greatly appreciate that and
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Speaker: You can find us, you can give us a listen there, you can listen to them in order, however you want. And if you'd like to, you can always email us at nonsensicalnonsensepodcastatgmail .com. And with that being said, let's bring the boys up, shall we? Entering in at four foot two, 175 pounds, the one and only wished version Nicholas Cage. What's going on, Jeff? 100, sir, 100.
Speaker: 100 with the guy that i started it all with almost a year ago and let's not forget coming in at six foot two and a half inches the two and a half is between his legs it's our favorite milk duh what's going on tony d shirtless
Speaker: Where's my dollar bills at? We're going to make it rain. I didn't know we were seeing chocolate titties tonight. I'm going to make it rain up in this boy. It's all congratulations on episode 100 to the both of you, honestly, seriously, and truthfully, no bullshit. It's an honor to be invited the most, you all. Bigger style man, Mike going through what he going through. We got you, man. Don't you worry about it. Just get it us when you finish. Also, I'll jump the side.
Speaker: I told Mike I'd make Mike is dealing with some personal issues. He will be back He is going to be taking some time off and we're gonna leave it at that. We aren't going to detail for private reasons So yes, that's all the way now back to the funny. Yes, right. I'm an asshole
Speaker: Don't don't don't try to cover for me. I said you're fire No, Mike, you know, unfortunately Mike is going through some shit we wish that we wish you nothing but the best And he'll be back with us eventually hopefully Hopefully down the road. He will be back with us. Why is this now? Nothing's not nothing's gonna work. I'm hopefully immediately
Speaker: Here comes the technical difficulties, boys. It happens. It happens. It should happen. Episode 100 is supposed to be issue free. Because it's episode 100. Can you believe, Jeffrey, that way back last April, yes, I'm wearing my belt deal with it. I'm going to be 100 % honest. I was shocked we made it past 10 episodes. I was shocked you made it past 10 episodes.
Speaker: This is true. When Chris and I met for a little backstory, one of the last things Chris said to me in person is, don't be a fucking stranger. 20 years later. Well, in your defense, you weren't a stranger, so to say. We would still talk every couple years or whatever. I think the longest time that went between us was like five or six years.
Speaker: Yeah, but yeah, you did decide to take off and go to Cancun. Obviously, you felt the need to leave the country because of the battery scandal. Understandable. Hey. Walmart Police, man, I'll get you. I ain't scared of them. They know better. Yeah. They thought they had me one time and I had the insurance conversation with them and they changed their mind. They were like, okay. But we still want Jeff. And I'm like, well, he's in Cancun.
Speaker: I don't know what the extra, I don't know how the extra date, uh, extradition or extradition, whatever the fuck it is. I don't know how that works with Walmart. And I mean, they probably could get you down there. You guys got Walmarts. Then you wind up in a Mexican Walmart jail. No. Walmart jail is like you need between the two sliding doors.
Speaker: nothing nothing on Jeff I honestly did not expect this would die so long but that's mainly because
Speaker: Jeff has not always been the most reliable, and he often flies by the seat of his pants. I do. At 100 miles an hour, my pants on fire, no less. So I'm pleasantly surprised that I'm happy because we've had some lots of technical difficulties in the beginning. Those first two episodes are rough.
Speaker: They were something else, so. That's why I always tell some, when I introduce the podcast to somebody, I said, do not, whatever you do, do not start with episode one too. Well, I always take them to where I remember the real funny, and I always tell them, listen to episode 14, but don't judge. Yeah. Well, with that being said, Jeffrey.
Speaker: Yeah. Shall we venture down memory row for just a minute? Oh. Just a snippet. Yeah. From the inaugural episode. I'm going to kind of bounce around, so it's going to be a little bit of, it's not going to make much sense, but you can hear the audio, you can hear the quality. Well, wait, wait, hold on. I just got a phone call from someone and they wanted to say something. Oh my God. Hold on one second, I got to crank up my phone volume.
Speaker: Here, Jeffrey. Hi, I'm Michael J. Fox. Going ahead. Welcome to Nonsenseical Nonsense, God, you ask? You're going to hell for it. Well, I am. But, but my favorite, of course, and I believe I sent it to you, boys. Yes. This is Samuel Jackson, and if you're not listening to the Nonsenseical Nonsense podcast, then you motherfucker. You heard the man. If you're not listening to Nonsenseical Nonsense, you a motherfucker.
Speaker: Well, those are all cute. Sam Jackson said it, folks. Those are all well -cute and everything like that, but I have a message from Beyond the Grave. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Speaker: I love that Betty White's ghost came to me in the middle of the night and said that. The ghost, the ghost of Betty White, y 'all. But let me, let me just play a little bit. I'm just going to kind of bounce around, but this is the very first episode. Yeah. Almost a year ago. We're just a couple of weeks away from one year or a few weeks. Holy crap. We, uh,
Speaker: It doesn't feel like a year. Hey, it's Clay from Nonsense School Nonsense. We never heard about it before you. What's up? Oh, man. We just have no idea. Well, I set up in my room where I have, I literally laid out, I'm laying on the bed. I set up a whole bunch of clean clothes on the bed to counteract any echoing. And I have the bedroom door closed.
Speaker: There's a glass door that I have a curtain. Yeah. We just came in hot on this episode too. No intro, no music, nothing. We just came in hot. Notice this is the first episode and Jeff is still talking. This is 20 minutes in. I'm not drilling straight down. I'm drilling at an angle.
Speaker: Because I was moved down here from another part of Mexico Jeff still talking There's no there's no But listen to the quality of the audio it has gotten so much But listen to the quality of the audio
Speaker: I just remember so pissed I'm like dude if you don't think I'm doing it correctly
Speaker: it's just it's just because when people are uh... all the way up but i think jeff went to a bathroom so i was able to talk it's acceptable to be a wacko so like but just just for the little snippet there we really had no idea what we were doing i think in that episode we had no subjects we had that episode alone we talked to nothing no we talked about your bedroom you're set up uh... high school stuff uh...
Speaker: random -ass movies I just we were literally just babbling and that was when we were using the anchor app itself so when we were recording we couldn't even see each other we could only hear each other
Speaker: And our biggest problem was talking over each other. Thank you. It has. Yeah. And I was, I was actually trying to, I was actually earlier, I was trying to look for that and find it, uh, so I could isolate it and play that how bad it was. But then once we got on Haps, uh, you know, it started to slowly progress and get better and we started introducing stuff. I think at that point I was still trying to cut and merge audio in or music in.
Speaker: Yeah, we weren't taking breaks so we'd be in the middle of a conversation and then bang blacktop mojo and start playing and then we'd come back in to the second part or into another conversation because I merged it wrong or I accidentally cut audio out or or whatever the case may be but um
Speaker: So I know the show has, I am very proud of the show. I enjoyed doing the show. That was before we knew to call it frying chicken. So we would just be like, hey, I got to go take a piss. Yeah. The fried chicken means get it. You didn't know what the fried chicken meant? Somebody brought it up. I'm not going to mention who, but someone brought it up. One of the episodes, and I don't remember which one, they were listening. That was more to brought it up.
Speaker: No, it was actually someone else. No, it was Mark. No. Oh, no, you're right. You're right. No, you're right. Yeah, yeah. And they brought it up that in mid -conversation, Chris literally took his phone to the bathroom and took a piss. I didn't take my phone. I had my mic, and my mic pissed him everything. And at that time, I was doing the show in the living room. And you could hear him pissing, and it sounded like he was frying chicken in a pan.
Speaker: Literally, and it was like being new, both of us knew, I didn't think to talk over it. Yeah, you always sat there silently. What the fuck is that noise? But the frying chicken thing actually stuck and became a thing because of Mark. Right, but Mark was not the one who brought it up. No, but it stuck because of Mark.
Speaker: You know, it was a lot of growing pains in the beginning. Jeff and I were, we finally, we got on here. We finally found a happy rhythm and a good pace minus the fact that Jeff was still calling off all the time and doing a show by myself as much as I can do it. It sucks. I can do a show by myself. It just, it sucks. It really does. That's where Mike came into the fold and then just organically Tony
Speaker: you know, joined our group. You know, he was already taken part in the chatter's box and submitting his list and we were already friends with him and we would hang out and other lives and stuff with him. So it just kind of organically fell into place. Why not have Tony here too? I mean, I'm the Johnny Gilligan new addition.
Speaker: the seventh member of new kids. So, I mean, it's been, I can't believe we're, like I said, I can't believe we're at 100 episodes already. It is flown by and it has been a ton of fun. It seems like, it seems like yesterday, my wife was like, are you doing your podcast again? I was like, yeah.
Speaker: We've had some ups and downs. I've had a few mental lapses and yelled at people. I haven't started yet. No. Tony's still here. I haven't started yet. I do it on my own. Yes. Tony's still here. Oh, yes, Lord. Yeah. Tony's still here. I actually was listening to that while working, you going live. And I was like, if I wasn't working right now, I'd jump in live and be like, listen here.
Speaker: I wouldn't have brought your ass up to too much of this. I'd be like, boy, don't even start. I will Betty White your ass. Damn. Police. Betty White his ass? Yeah. I will play this Betty White over and over. Just unbug him. Do I have what? You know what I have? I'm going to mute myself for a second.
Speaker: This guy is only a dolphins. What do you think about that shit? What I seen that man? I as soon as as soon as the Chiefs Gave him permission to seek a trade. I was like, all right Cleveland. Let's go and then fucking Miami was all over that Miami's all Miami's becoming loaded. I Tried telling you that the other night. He looked at me like I was crazy. Yeah, I did because the quarterback issue
Speaker: I don't like to it, but he's actually kind of mildly impressed me last season, minus the injuries. He's got the injuries. I don't think it's 100 % still yet. I know we've been in the years. But I mean, the kid can ball out. I mean.
Speaker: He had some impressive ass games last year. So that's a big move for Miami. Miami just got scared for why I received out there. But is he being a ball? No, he's fast as shit. He's fast as shit. Anthony Schwartz, the rookie that we had last year, is faster than him. Yeah, we'll see. I'm faster than both of them. Anthony Schwartz has just got to work on his hands. But he's faster than Tyreke. And Tyreke's older now. Yeah.
Speaker: U .K. Metcalf still wants to race him. That boy is scary fast and he's big as fuck. Yes, he is. Agreed. Oh, he ran down. I have when he ran down that that old boy from fucking Arizona last year. He shocked him. Exactly. He was like, did he make it? So what do came out of nowhere? Yeah. Well, what buttons were you pushing over there, Jeffrey? What do you what do you actually actually
Speaker: I had that audio of Alan Rickman, but I've lost it. It doesn't work. You might have it, but I do not. I am not going through and trying to find it. You sent so much fucking audio the last couple of days. I literally found that website and I went to town. I was playing with it.
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, the only downfall is that you can't slow it down and it's too rushed and you get a little bit robotic. Well actually, to slow it down, you have to put spaces. You have to like, hi, space, space, space, space, space. I'm space. If you type it out like your normal conversation where it looks right, it doesn't sound right. So you have to play around with the spacing and commas and all that stuff.
Speaker: Yeah, it's it's fun. I played with it for a little bit then got bored But uh, I don't know if you boys saw what I sent you on Messenger I got my new Emblem for my vehicle coming No
Speaker: Oh, I didn't know you actually ordered that I didn't order it yet, but I'm constantly that one Well, it's not coming. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get I'm gonna get for Tony's vehicle If you haven't ordered it you're still contemplating then it's not coming
Speaker: No, but there's another one that says the Let's Go Brandon edition that I really kind of want. Hey, there's Betty. But I did watch the new, on Disney Plus, the new Chief Provider, Dustin. I want to watch it. Did you see it yet? No, I'm not going to see it. It's not terrible. I think I'm going to wait and see if my kids want to watch it this weekend.
Speaker: It was, it was, I'll put it this way, it was cute. But I prefer the Steve Martin. I prefer the Steve Martin version. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's a Disney movie. It's fucking Steve Martin. It's going to be cute. I did see, however, that when you go on Disney now, there is a new, uh, warning for mature audiences because Disney finally got, um, Punisher and Daredevil and on all those TV shows. Now I'm really hoping
Speaker: that now they got all that stuff squared away, they bring them back and start making new seasons. Well, they haven't added it to mine yet. So that's just the US version. Once again, I have the international version. So it's not there yet. But I don't spend a lot of time on Disney. Oh, Mr. Fancy Pants is living down there in his castle in Cancun. I have the international version. Well, it's because I don't live in the States.
Speaker: It's all the damn same. But I have to check it out. I have to check it out there. No, it's because it's usually like a month behind. As we mentioned, I watched that movie, Ice Truckers, Ice Road. Ice Road. And you guys, it's been out for a while. It literally came out the day I watched it. Well, that's Netflix. And Netflix is weird because I still get fucking movies from Russia and India recommended for me. And I'm like, oh, that looks like a good movie. And then I turn it on. And then you go to sleep. And they're like in Russian. And you're like, what the fuck?
Speaker: Yeah, it's like if I wanted to read a goddamn book, I'd sit down and read a book. I want to watch a movie. You can read. I mean, I like picture books or I can make up my own story. But.
Speaker: I don't like closed captioning. I don't like subtitles. I want to watch a damn movie. I don't want to sit there and read shit. Let me crank the volume up so my deaf ass can hear. And speak a language that I understand. Yeah, I know. I totally understand that. I've gotten to the point where if it doesn't have closed caption on the bottom, I don't watch the movie.
Speaker: It's because I've become used to it. That closed captioning drives me crazy. When I go to the movie theater and I watch a movie in English, it has the subtitles in Spanish. So it's become a staple that I put in English at the house.
Speaker: I wanted to look up I can't I think I think the closed captioning much is like one of my borderline OCD things Like I have this weird thing with numbers like my volume and stuff. It has to be even even numbers Yeah And I hate having notifications on my phone
Speaker: So, and then that's the other thing. I cannot stay in closed caption. Yeah. I can't stay in closed captioning on the TVs. It's distracting as hell. Like I said, I might be OCD. I don't know, but or borderline OCD. I'm not a, I'm not a psychiatrist or anything. I wear, I wear many hats on this show, but I don't wear a psychiatrist hat. So hell is he doing?
Speaker: Not you. Jeff, I know what you're doing. You're doing the same thing. You got all damn day to eat. Hey, wait till we do the podcast. It's become a sales deal. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Um, no, I, uh, I watched that. Nope. Bye, Jeff. Yep. Bye, Jeff. Turn your booster off. Turn your beat, your bar off. Close some of your windows.
Speaker: Let's not have 900 things opened up at one time. I froze and now I came here and I had to rush my screen. I walked that cheaper by the dozen with Scott. Gabrielle Union does amazing job in it. I was going to say, I've seen it does that graph.
Speaker: But Zach Graff was hilarious in it. The concept is that Zach Graff married Gabrielle Union character. And then they had twins and stuff. And it's not as woke as I thought. You're glitching. Not everything is woke, Jeff.
Speaker: Nine out of the ten things that you think are woke are not woke. I think you're ever sensitive He's over media he really is Yeah, that's like 99 % of the people on haps are over media Y 'all watch too much goddamn news and watch much Facebook rest of peace the better than all break I'm watching that now
Speaker: She died like three years ago Hey Speaking speaking of the news. I just would like to say Happy National Women's Month Congratulations The men are still showing you that we're better at everything than you and we're showing that we're better at women than you because the Woman of the Year is a man and the current national champion swimmer is a man
Speaker: Step up your game, Blake. Don't get me started. You really want to open this can of worms. He said that, too. No, you know what? I've seen it on Facebook. Those are actually Kevin Hollis' ones. I actually sent you that thing. Well, I actually watched a thing on the news where Caitlyn Jenner. Caitlyn Jenner got on there, and she was all, ah, this is, it's,
Speaker: She was upset because the woman that won the swimming thing didn't go full out. Yeah, that's what they said that she... What if you ranked 400 plus against men and then all of a sudden dominate women? The shit ain't right. I'm sorry, the shit ain't right. Agreed. I think it's the biggest crock of shit ever. Very huge size difference.
Speaker: Very huge. Did you see the interviews with this guy? That dude was like a foot and a half taller than those girls. And literally looked like a Willish version of Michael Phelps. Have you seen the interview with this dude? This woman? It's fucking huge. Compared to the other women. Massive. It's fucking huge.
Speaker: Yeah, he is fucking huge. He had the audacity to swim to the others' rows and shake hands with the people that he beat. It might have been one of those chicks. I just smacked him right then and there. I'm glad for the sportsmanship, but we got to be clear. That was too much. That's the biggest example everybody's going against. You can't have that much of a differential in the competition. You can't. Natural born women, that'd be a different issue.
Speaker: You weren't actually born a woman. You chose to be a woman. You can't do that right now. That's a bad idea. Once again, I'm 5 '2", I'm 5 '3". So if I chose to be a woman, I should be able to go beat up women, right?
Speaker: I mean, you'll be in decent competition. We can't even argue for you. You're going to lose first of all, second of all. Yeah, I was going to say, there's a lot of women out there that are bigger and stronger than you. Exactly. It would be fine for me because I'm 5 '2", 170 pounds on a good day. And I don't know why your example instantly went to, I'm going to become a woman and go beat up women.
Speaker: Why don't you just say like you're gonna transition enjoying a women's bowling league or something like that No, you're like, I'm gonna go kick the shit out of women Let me be clear the old transgender who could talk shit to both sexes is Caitlyn Jenner could now this is could beat her ass. Oh
Speaker: I don't want the hell out of Caitlyn. Don't be fooled. You might want to have your motherfucker with them dumbbells when he was doing them hundred pound dumbbells like this and it was a hundred. Like it was nothing. I'm not fighting it. Like it was nothing. I'm not fighting it. I was like at respect. I watched that Bert Kreischer has a series on Netflix. The cabin when Caitlyn stood up. I was dying when Caitlyn Jenner was there. Oh my god. He's like, is it going to be Fred? She's like, maybe.
Speaker: Yeah, she was killing me. She was ruthless, man. She was burying Burt Kreicher. I was dying. I was like, damn. They're like, he said, let's take a picture and post it on my social media and see if it helps me. And she was like, OK, no, you get out. Just us two. He was like, what? He wouldn't even let the man get his own picture. Seriously, Tony, if you get a chance, watch The Cabin on Netflix. Holy shit.
Speaker: That shit is hilarious. I don't know the woman's name that he does the bowls thing with. That big black woman. What's her name? I can't remember her name. The black lady that was scared in Caliguco or whatever her name is from Big Bang Theory.
Speaker: That whole show was funny. No, it wasn't Leslie Jones. I know who Leslie Jones is. She's obviously a stand -up comedian, but she's not super well -known by... She's not the Kevin Hart of female comedians. She's kind of an up -and -comer. She's... Agreed. Miss Pat? Miss Pat. Miss Pat is her name.
Speaker: She's kind of an up -and -comer. She's still coming up. But before she was a comedian, she tells stories about how she used to sell crack and this, that, and the other thing. She said, one of my ex -boyfriends shot me. And when the cops showed up and everybody asked why he shot me, she said, because I shot him first. God damn. She's savage.
Speaker: Burke Chrysler got her sitting around and this woman shows up and she's like a motivational healer or whatever. She's got these bowls and she runs a stick around. A vibrational healer. Yeah, it's fucking goofy. And she would not shut the fuck up through the whole thing. She was like, this is bullshit. This is bullshit. She was killing off. She was hilarious. She's from Atlanta. She's the same age as me.
Speaker: She's a big girl. Seven years. Seven months older than me. I don't see how tall she is. Yeah, she's fucking hilarious. She had me in stitches. That Asian dude that was on her, too. What's his name? He's mildly famous. Not crazy famous? Oh, no. Yeah, he's famous. He was on Mad TV, and he's done a bunch of movies.
Speaker: and shit like that. But if I walked past him on the street, I wouldn't be able to recognize him. Really? If I heard, yeah, I never really watched Mad TV, but it was one of those things like, I've seen him do stand up, I've seen him, you know, I've seen videos and stuff and clips and movies and stuff he's been in, but holy shit, he was hilarious on that show, that cabin. Wanna flick you right over there?
Speaker: No, it was awesome. I mean the the whole show the whole show was good because It's just bird up in a cabin just doing all these random Like there get your body and your mind right and The whole premise was he told his wife you needed to take a break and get away and then he And then he starts a show on Netflix
Speaker: Once he got up there, he started inviting all his comedian friends. Like, the first episode had Joey Diaz and Tom Segura on it. Yeah. Joey Diaz is funny. But it is, the pressure is fucking hilarious. What's going on with your mom, bro? Yeah, what's up? You got some shit, you just got some shit going on. Okay. I don't think she wants me to put it out there, but, you know, she's just got some shit going on. Hopefully things will eventually work out.
Speaker: We got gloves and boots, let us know. Yeah? Yeah, well, let's see. He went to go help cover, cover us. I am trying my best. But, we'll stay away from the series and we'll try to keep it fun and lighthearted tonight because, as we said, 100 of these sons of bitches. 100 of these sons.
Speaker: And you know what's odd is, you know, we talk a lot of shit on here, but we never run out of shit to say. Ever. How are we going to, you know. I mean, what I'm saying is like, we're not, you and I have talked about it. Yeah. You and I, you and I have talked about, I mean, other than the fact that Tony and Mike like to beat the hell out of Batman and Star Trek. But, uh,
Speaker: Uh, you know, we, Jeff, you and I have said it, uh, you know, either on here or outside of the podcast, you know, if one thing that we are good at, we could definitely talk. We've always been able to bullshit and shoot your shit with damn near anybody and everybody about anything and everything. Um, what's going on? And, uh, you know, just kind of do our thing. We used to get yelled at in school all the time for talking. Yeah. Well, on top of that, like.
Speaker: Despite the six hours we spend a week on the podcast at least one day throughout a minimum of Every two weeks if not once a week. We'll literally spend an hour two hours on the phone Yeah, like little girls just That's Jeff and I We do Well, and it comes down to you know every once in a while
Speaker: I don't have any Mizzou hats. Fuck Mizzou. Who is Mizzou? Nobody's ever even heard of Mizzou. That's how bad they are. When it comes down to those two -hour conversations that are not on the show, it comes down to one of us needs to vent. Yes. And we will just literally just, hey, I'm going to vent for five minutes. And then that turns into a two -hour conversation. I know what the Mizzou is. That's a zoo in the ghetto.
Speaker: On the two dudes, three of them came out of Mizzou. Chase Demi and Uncle Sam. I ain't never heard of them. I was going to say, wasn't Michael Sam the first gay guy? He wasn't the first. He was the first openly gay. Well, openly gay. And I feel bad for him because he could play. He played. Oh, he was a beast. He was a beast. Oh, you know what I saw? That dude was a monster. We brought up the late, great Betty White.
Speaker: You know this woman, I watched the story on her, she did that movie with Ryan Reynolds a while back, and they became quick and fast friends. I almost said to you guys, but I forgot because something else came up.
Speaker: had a show way back in the 40s she was one of the first females on TV and she had her own show and there were riots because of her show because she would refuse to fire the first black man on TV was on her TV show she was like fuck that dude's awesome
Speaker: She was a badass. Well, that's kind of like me with Tony Dean. You want me to fire him because he's black, and I said, no, he's good. That's a lot of our cops. Because you are. You're a woke up. But on top of that, she. I'm as good as Betty White. She eventually married a guy, Alan. He was a.
Speaker: He hosted a game show. Nice, Joe. Congratulations. Congrats, Joe. You weigh less than I do now. Ain't you're seven inches taller than him. Yeah, exactly. But she actually, she was dating this guy, Alan. He was a host of the, I can't remember the name of the show he hosted. It was like a game show. And he asked her to marry her.
Speaker: And she said no. For a year and a half, she said no. Finally she said yes, and the man died like 10 years later of cancer. And it was one of her biggest regrets that she said no for that year and a half. She loved that man. Her dying words was Alan. Wow. It was fucking heartbreaking.
Speaker: Well, I'm glad she took time out of her busy afterlife to tell people to watch our show. It was very nice of her. Yeah, exactly. It was sweetheart. And of course, she... You know, if there is a heaven, if there is a heaven when I die and some missed paperwork, I do take it to heaven, I want to meet Betty White. You said missed paperwork. Oh yeah, because if I do get into heaven, it's because somebody fucked up.
Speaker: They spelled your name wrong. Yeah, exactly. Meanwhile, I'm in hell going, hey, hey. This ain't cool. You don't belong down there. I need a weekend pass. I know I have duties down there. I know. It's one of these guys. I knew it was one of these guys on nonsensical nonsense to swing up down there.
Speaker: I know I run things down here, but you guys can survive without me for a weekend. I gotta go have a conversation. Jeff ain't getting away with this bullshit. But yeah, the video I watched, it was on Facebook. I got on a kick last night going through Facebook. I was gonna say, you was up pretty damn late last night. I was up till three. Yeah, I got up. I got into a kick where I was watching video after video that were just interesting as fuck. Fell down that ground.
Speaker: I got up this morning and saw all the dev notifications from you and I'm like, I'm gonna strangle the shit out of Jeff. I swear to God, I'm glad I turned my, my, uh, ringer off at night. This is why my phone is on vibrate 90 % of the time. And the other 10 % of the time it's, it's, uh, just the sound is completely off on it because my notifications never fucking stop. Oh, I get notifications. Tony D has gone live with, well, yeah, you get, you get those, you get those 600 notifications a day, but
Speaker: I'm a busy man. I often wonder, does Tony have a life outside of Haps? Yes, I do. I don't know when you have fine time for it. Every now and then. Tony's like, 100 episodes of your podcast. I did 100 Haps broadcast in an hour and a half. Today. Taking my morning shit, I was on 100 Haps shows. Good day.
Speaker: I truly feel that Tony is probably the most known person on HAPS. I don't know about that. I don't know, because every time I turn around, I literally had 194 notifications when I turned on the HAPS today. And I would say 60 to 70 % of them were Tony. Yeah, but you have to look. I mean, he's going live with the same people. So there's people out there that are doing the same thing he's doing. It's just you're not following him.
Speaker: I literally don't spend a lot of time on Haps because like before the show I was oddly enough first time in like a week that I actually finished on time and I literally popped on Haps waiting for the notification to come in and there was three people live total and they were all boring.
Speaker: Yeah, no, well then I went back to former videos that already had finished, and Tony Deason and everyone, well, let me see how many of them it is. I'm like, turn your fucking camera on!
Speaker: That was the episode where Tony's taking his shit and he's like, well, how am I going to do this? I'm going to do this. That kills me. That really does kill me with people out here that use this app for live streaming and never turn their camera on. It's like, let me go on a.
Speaker: We go on a live streaming app where there's a camera and never turn my camera on. Right? It's not just here. It was all Paris. People used to do the same thing. It's like, first and foremost, you and your five followers, you're not that important that you can't turn your camera on. You have nothing to hide from. Nobody's going to be embarrassed because nobody's going to see you. And you might actually get more followers if you turn your camera on. Or just record what you have to say and post it elsewhere. On YouTube.
Speaker: Then you'll post it on Facebook or whatever. I have a quick question. I might have a quick answer. Well, we discussed something. Tony, are we taking questions tonight? Why not? OK. I asked Chris. So Chris and I actually mildly talked about this for a few seconds of a new segment I'd like to add, just a little quick question each day or each episode of what would you do?
Speaker: Oh yeah, that's right. So here's the scenario. I went to the store the other day to get packed cigarettes. And saw the neighbor lady and her mother with two kids and a flat tire. Now naturally, being a car nut, I was like, I got that. I changed her tire for her. And she offered me money. Now here's the question, would you take the money?
Speaker: I wouldn't have even changed the tire. Chris is like, I'll speed up and run her over. I would have looked to see how... I would get my camera out and spray her with my hose. If I was broke, I'd have taken it. I've been in a situation where I would have been bodied and if I needed it, I would have been like, thank you. But normally a woman with kids, hell no.
Speaker: I'm not hurting for money at all right now. So I said no and she literally chased me down the street trying to hand me money. And I said, no, no, no. She was appreciative. She was appreciative, but you tell her. She's appreciative. This is what you tell her. I said, no. I want you to go take these kids and there was a time you couldn't do something for them. Go do it with this money right now. Exactly. Well, she's literally, she lives maybe 10 houses away and she has a little general store.
Speaker: that she sells candy and shit and chips and whatnot. And I said, you know, you don't have to worry about it. But now what she's doing is she's literally, every time my kids go there, she throws a little extra in for her. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, she's good. And here's the thing, you didn't try to take advantage of a woman in distress.
Speaker: That's to be respected, first of all. I'm surprised Jeff didn't bid. I'm surprised Jeff was like, I really want to repay me. I had a friend of mine who needed some help moving. And I was unemployed at the time. She knew what to. She was as well. But when I helped the move, she said, you're up and give me $50. She knew.
Speaker: I had already got my last check. I was going to be employed. I told her, I said, if I didn't have to take this, I wouldn't. She said, no, I want you to have it. I already know what we're going through, but I'm good. And I told her I was going to pay her back. I'm still looking for her ass, because she literally fell off the map. There's 15 of us looking for her, because we all used to hang out. We don't know where the hell she is. We're trying to find, because I'm going to give her that money back.
Speaker: I'm going to give it a money back. That's just a code. But if you need it, nothing wrong with taking it. Hey, it was changing the tire. I love working on cars. It was changing the tire. It changed the oil. I don't care. And her son was there. Her son's maybe seven or eight. And he asked me questions all the time. He says, how do you do that? How do you do that? So I taught him. I said, well, this is how you do it. So the next time you can have it.
Speaker: And it was, you know, I, of course would have done it for free. I did do it for free. I didn't ask for money. I really ran away from her as she tried to, as she tried to give me money. But I saw as a, a teacher moment for her son. And she appreciated them. Let's be honest, Jeff. Yeah. You didn't run anywhere.
Speaker: You might have walked away in a slightly brisk, slightly brisk walk. I went out of a brisk pace. We'll put it that way. A little bit faster than you would normally want. I would not have fastened if I couldn't light my cigarette light fast enough. You walked with heavy hands. That's what you did. Yeah. No. At the end of the day, I've always been one that you take care of your neighbors. So my neighbor, actually, when she moved out, the last one that I had when she moved out, she
Speaker: She came over because she had had somebody that was supposed to help her move a couple bigger things out that were just going to the dumpster. And I was home and she asked if I could help her. And I was like, yeah, sure, whatever. And she was like, oh, you got PayPal or whatever. I was like, nah, I don't use any of that stuff. She was like, well, I want to give you some money. I said, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. And I had to go do something. And I came back, and she'd come back and put money in an envelope and taped it to my door. Knowing damn well, I don't know. I barely knew her name, let alone anything else.
Speaker: Because you might have always been able to take care of my neighbors and stuff like that. Well, it's not all that. Like, let's say if, God forbid, one of you guys needed someone to help me move, I'd be there. And I wouldn't ask for anything except for maybe lunch.
Speaker: Oh yeah. That means she appreciated it.
Speaker: Well, that's funny that you say that, Jeff, because I'm going to be moving, and I need you to come help me. I'll send you some boxes. I'll send you some boxes. How's that? That's to help you make it. No, but what I'm saying is, if you live next door, and you're like, hey, dude, can you help me move? Yeah, sure, no problem. Of course.
Speaker: I'm not afraid of hard work. I've done it. And it's also one of the best moves in my life. I'm tired of moving. Yeah. As I said, when I move out of this place. I'd rather stand in line for repeating than move. Yeah. When I move out of this place, it'll be the last time I ever move. Bet that. I'm done moving, dog. Lord willing. It'll be the last time I ever move when I move out of this place. 54 times in my life.
Speaker: Well, how much that was military related? Oh, but that doesn't really count because it's literally just grabbing a bag. No, it doesn't. No, no, no, no, no. Not when you're getting out when you're getting relocated and you have a house and anything like that. Okay. I had a lot of guys that I knew down in Charleston that had been, I never, I never lived off base.
Speaker: About ten of them were military. The other was just me and myself. Cam's dad was in the Coast Guard. They moved around a little bit when Cam was younger, so I mean... Oh, shit. Hey yo, Cam. Tell your dad I said salute. They get less respect than everybody. Big up to the Coast Guard. Fuck what you heard. They don't give a damn much stuff. Fuck that. Big up the Space Force. They tried to steal me one time. They should have took your ass. You need it. They tried to.
Speaker: I was on the boat doing it. I used to service a couple of their boats when I worked at Oregon. Oh, that's right. Yeah, you told that story. Yeah. And I was on the boat one day doing the service and I just started talking to her like, let's go, boys. I just I was talking to a couple of the guys and I'm doing my service and the boat starts and I was like, oh, is the boat moving or is it just the waves? You got a lot of them.
Speaker: All of a sudden that recruiter shows up with a clipboard. Hi, Mr. Glick. You want to get back to land, boy? We wanted to get you up before the Marines got you. Did you know that I was Aquaman? Just like a bat, I get it. No, I was on that boat. Okay, so here's my question.
Speaker: You ever been on an aircraft carrier? No. Oh, yes. I had a girlfriend. Well, dad was in the Navy. We had lunch on the aircraft carrier. Those things are fucking humongous. Well, here's a funny story. My first time crossing the equator, I was on the USS Kitty Hawk. And my CO comes to me and he says, we're going to cross the equator. I have a job for you. Now, granted, I am
Speaker: Maybe... 19? Ready to go? Full of balls, no brains, the whole nine yards. What you need me to do? We don't need a map. Young, dumb, young, dumb, full cup, ready to rock. And this motherfucker made me stand there till 6 a .m. And he says, now when we cross the equator, there's buoys. And we gotta make sure we don't hit them.
Speaker: Which is a flat out fucking lie. But as you know in the military when you're given an order, you follow it. So I stood at parade rest all night long looking for buoys on the equator.
Speaker: And then at around 6 a .m., we had been across the equator for several hours at that point, he said, did you see the buoys? And I said, no, sir, I did not. So they made me jump off the aircraft carrier. And that, sir, is one of the scariest falls you will ever feel. You PTSD, you don't even know it. Take your ass to the VA. The fuck is wrong with you? It was fucking awesome, though. Fuck my French. I know it's about to be a breakdown, but you do take your ass to the VA.
Speaker: It was awesome. Watch your fucking mouth, Tony. God damn, what's wrong with you? We don't talk like that on here. Oh, shit. Son of a bitch. I'm in the VFW, damn it. Cam, tell your dad I said salute. I mean that shit. Tell him he needs a go -to. Cam's dad is AKA Nickelback. No, the CO was one of the greatest guys named Jim Dale. This dude was hilarious.
Speaker: And he would always fuck with us like that. And it was almost a sign of affection. It is a sign of affection. If you didn't get fucked up, if you didn't get fucked with, that means we didn't like you. If you didn't get fucked, huh? Fucked with. In the Navy, you can sell the seven seas in the Navy.
Speaker: I will pay. I will pay to watch you stand around a bunch of Navy men and sing that... I think I paid too. I think I will pay too. Well, once they take each other's dick out of their mouths, then maybe I will be worried. I want to see how this is about, bitch. The motherfucker's a baby. No, sir. If I wasn't jerking my boyfriend off right now, I'd be so mad at you, sir. All right, Captain. Ship's a whore. Watch out.
Speaker: Don't forget your safety goggles. It burns. No, don't play that game. No, some of the scariest bar fights I've ever been in. You walk into a marine bar dressed as in your naval uniform. And, oh. I got fucking roped into that. I got roped? Yeah, but the Navy and the Marine Corps, man. They just like to fuck with each other.
Speaker: The Marilla, the fuck with everybody. I was over there with them. That's because they're all stupid. You used to play a dominoes talking shit. I gave them a box of crowns and they're as happy as can be.
Speaker: Happier in a pig and shit you give them a 64 pack or Crayola crowns the Marines are happy And he ordered us six of us to walk in the bar and go and mess with the guys playing pool He's going there It was our punishment for doing something stupid
Speaker: But he's... He said, oh, of course he did. He did it on purpose. But we were talking shit to him and how, you know, caught him a pussy and whatnot. He says, oh, well, let's see how much of a pussy you guys are. Go in there and fuck with that pool table. Nine Marines, play pool, and we go in there and grab the fucking cue ball and run away. Fucking worst speed you ever got in my life.
Speaker: That motherfucker's quick. All they did was run all day. They didn't fucking think about me. Exactly. I was like, I'm in the Navy. I can run. Fuck this. I got this, boys. I grabbed that cue ball. I started running like somebody had fucking shot me. And I turned around, and the next thing you know, there's hands on me. And I was like, god damn, these fuckers are quick. They run with 60 -pound rucksacks and boots, and you can't get some motherfuckers to fill your clothes if they do not run them. Yeah, they were in civvies too, man. You stupid. Oh, man.
Speaker: They exercising that shit. We used to play football in boots. When I played with y 'all, it was a Texan boot. They came out there talking shit. We said, OK, we're going to play. We was out there playing against the boy. We was in combat boots and have uniforms, playing football. They didn't care. We didn't either. OK, let's go. Shit. Oh, yeah. God damn Texas. Whew. Fuck Texas. Hey, that's what I'm going to text y 'all later. Yeah, we used to punch a couple of shit. I got some good people from Texas. I can't say that. I got some good people from Texas.
Speaker: I'll take your word. Yeah, I guess it's time for break. It is time for break. I don't want to say that over the Internet cam, but I'm not that far away. Let me put you that way. Because I would ask your father if he is going to. I would ask was his, but honestly, privacy and that's what it's on the body. But I tell you on the side, I don't want to throw it up here. I could talk about it all day, but I don't throw. Nobody's that's a little too private.
Speaker: There's some guys up here that'll tell you they're 100 % I'm not. I got a buddy of mine, he's 100. Yeah, I'm not far either, trust me. And Jeff asked me to go to his fucking damn self. No, ain't gonna happen. I don't need any help. Little shit. Who the fuck is this? I smoke and I drink, I'm fine. Hold on, I'll be right back. Somebody just pulled it in my house. Hold on. Ooh! Ooh! Take your camera! Shit! It's about to get real.
Speaker: That fuck Uber driver that was there the other day. It's the Klan. Run. Hey, that reminds me, Chris, does it ever bother you as a kid? I had a buddy of mine say it's the Klan question.
Speaker: You're not white neighborhood, man. They just don't like you. But I had a buddy of mine back at high school. He used to get so pissed off people would turn around in his driveway. That never bothered me.
Speaker: Well, when people turn around, is that right? Yeah, they pull in and back out and go the opposite way. Oh, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. It never bothered me, but just who do you see it? It bothers Tony because he's up to shady shit. He's doing some shady nonsense, you know. He's worried. Wanna make fun of me because I look out the window and I hear sirens.
Speaker: All of our anxieties are 50 % by themselves. Just gotta prove. We should all have anxiety off the rip. And that was one of the biggest things we did not do. Found that out afterwards. Go to breakfast, start talking this shit. Because I will be an hour with any and every veteran of this motherfucker getting this shit clear to fuck up. Y 'all want to have an episode? We can do that shit. I can show you the rules, right? Fucking now. I'll just put you in timeout. We are going to take a real quick break.
Speaker: Go Blacktop Mojo for you guys, as we say every week. If you don't know who they are, well do yourself a favor and go check them out. And if you do know who they are, make sure you let them know. Let's just check them out. Yeah, tell everybody else. Go check them out. Go follow them. Go show them some love. No, it doesn't. Sorry, go ahead. Cam, go get me started. Cam, go get me started. We got time today. Let them know that we sent you. Hey, Jeffrey, check this out. Yeah. I'm going to hit the play button.
Speaker: You notice something missing? No. Ads? Oh, yeah, well, yeah, that's because that's why I was bitching about the Navy ship suplex to find it. No, I got the premium. No more ads. Oh, yeah, premium YouTube, go for it. Money bags. No, it's podcast money.
Speaker: Darling, I'll get the dough Why should I change myself? Why should I change to you? No, I will not lay down I am not changed to you And I am what I am
Speaker: Don't try to complicate this I'm running out of patience You know you can't control me
Speaker: There ain't nothing you can say I'm too fit in my ways And if you don't understand Well, then I ain't your man Why should I change myself? Why should I change something?
Speaker: You know you can't control me You might as well stop stoning me now
Speaker: And I am what I am And don't try to count your chances I'm running out of pieces And I am what I am You should know you can't control me Your mind is where I start storming now
Speaker: Oh, they got me, those sons of bitches. I was sitting here. I was waiting for it to drop. I was like, where's it at? Where's it at? I like this. They actually started to get me when they started to slow down. I was like, no, not yet. Not today.
Speaker: No, they got some great songs. I literally have them playing sometimes in the background while I'm working. Although today, I did a funny with the wife. I thought it was hilarious. Well, we'll take a time out on your funny for a second. Yeah, go ahead. I'll tell you a quick story about it when we're done. Yeah, welcome back to Non -Sensical Nonsense, guys. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the first hour where you're just kind of hanging out, shooting the shit, having some fun.
Speaker: Uh, here in just a little bit, we do have a special guest joining us tonight. We have a, uh, our third interview, Cameron hooked us up. So thank you. Shout out to Cameron. He'll be joining us here in just, just a little bit. I'm looking forward to that. Uh, Jeffrey.
Speaker: Football, remember that? Oh, okay. That's the one with the net at the back, right? The little black thing, right? Yeah, on the ice. Why, I gotta be quick. And then they've got the plates. Because a puck is black, asshole. Yes. But welcome back to the show, guys. If you're not already, feel free to check us out on all social media, at nonsensical nonsense, on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok.
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Speaker: at teespring .com backslash nonsense school nonsense podcast. We got hoodies, we got shirts, we got cups, we got stickers, we got all kinds of fun stuff. I'm actually wearing one of our shirts tonight. The GWO T -shirt for Glick World Order. But, we do appreciate y 'all listening. As always, I'm Glick. And then we got Jeff and Tony with us tonight. What'd you say Jeff and Tony?
Speaker: I am celebrating 100 of these goofy -ass podcast episodes. What the hell did he just say? I don't know, but he's running around the house just screaming shit out. You OK back there, buddy? You need to hit your life alert button, old man? God damn it, grown folks take care of their own shit. Get mad at me right there.
Speaker: Help, I've followed and I can't get up. No, so what I was saying is I did a funny with my wife today. You've seen the videos on TikTok and YouTube and stuff where you type out and send individual song lyrics.
Speaker: And they're like, wait. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I did that with my wife. And the problem is she's eight hours difference than me. So I got through the entire first set of song lyrics and chorus before she responded. And she's like, what are you talking about? But I had to do it because I thought it was funny. I did it to the song.
Speaker: all out of love because she's not here so I'm missing her. So I literally tied down. I'm lying here with my head on the phone thinking you actually worked. You know what? Fuck you all because I miss my wife immensely. It's one of those things that's like, you know, you don't
Speaker: When someone's there every day, you somewhat take them for granted, and you're like, oh, God, just leave me alone for five minutes. But holy shit. It's been a little over a week, and I'm going nuts. And I got another two weeks to go. Two and a half weeks. Don't you worry. It should be on you. Don't worry.
Speaker: That was for Christmas. Be happy. Jacques Pieda showed her around Piedy. No, she's in London right now. She is on her way to her bottom studio. Ah, now she's hanging out with some guy, Milton Bradley III, having tea and crumpets. I'll tell you what, if she's hanging out with Milton Bradley III, she can send me some of that money. Not that Milton Bradley.
Speaker: That Milton Barley, this Milton Barley's got busted up gangliah's teeth. So everybody in Britain. Yeah. I couldn't think of British names. He's fucking Harry Potter himself. But she is going to the Harry Potter tour. I got you, Cam. That's why I needed to appreciate that. I got you. Don't tell me how to run my show. God damn it. That's a big fan.
Speaker: But yeah, we actually video chatted today because they had just landed in London, got to their Airbnb, and they were, oh, we're so happy, and so, you know, well, I was like, yeah, all right, have fun.
Speaker: But you sound like you Mr. Jeffrey. Well, here's the thing. She's trying to tell you about her trip. And you're like, yeah, whatever, bitch. I don't care. I don't want to go into detail. I don't want to go into detail what we talked about. Because the YouTube videos are going to be coming when she gets back. She's starting the YouTube channel. But she took, I changed my Facebook profile picture. I don't know if you guys saw that. But that picture, she took herself. And it literally looks like,
Speaker: It could be a wallpaper on a professional site. It's that good. It looks really cool. And it's nobody in it. It's just a view from the bottom of the Eiffel Tower with the lights on and the whole nine yards. It looks dope as shit. Blickers up here blowing holes out of his mouth. I know. Just listening to the story. Just blowing a hole out of my throat.
Speaker: I missed you. He's jealous. He's still jealous that I'm married. Oh. Have you not seen my girlfriend? That is a lifetime upgrade. I'm jealous of Blake Lively. That doesn't mean I'm not happily married.
Speaker: Fuck Blake Lively, hashtag Fuck Blake Lively. Why do these guys hate me so much? Kevin Costner, at least they know your name. Kevin Costner's wife uses hashtag fake Fuck Blake Lively too. Love you Joe. Love you Joe. Ma 'am. Good luck. You can get at me if you got to.
Speaker: And I'm gonna go tell you this, because if you can't talk to him, if you can't talk to Jeff, you can't talk to me. Go through them first, but if you got to, holler at me. He already told me where. He gave me a little bit of other center on how to sit back. But the push cut of shit, we just need to vent. They got this. I'll be 34. You welcome me. You showed me openness from day fucking one. So if I can be an A, I'll try and do that for it.
Speaker: Let me tell y 'all something. That's the first mother. When I tried to say I could be respectful, she told me, don't be. I was like, well, I don't want to act like his son up here. It's the first option meeting the mom. She said, where the fuck do you get it from? I said, OK, how the fuck are you? She said, how the fuck are you? We're good.
Speaker: My mode every now and then man shit people tell me they need help I kind of switch to the good
Speaker: You know that I don't give a fuck. Oh, go on. Time out. Here comes Tony in this cape. Yeah. Damn. Shit. You see, she said, thank you, right? Fuck you. That actually reminds me. I don't know if you guys have heard the TikTok or seen it. It's if your wife's the being a man one.
Speaker: He goes, if your wife's mad, put a cape on her so she can be super mad to be a man. And I want to do it to my wife, but I don't want to get killed. So I'm torn. I was going to say, your wife is Latina. She will stab you in a second. Yes, she will. Oh, you have no idea. Yes, she will. You have no idea. Yes, she will. We actually contemplated, if I could get her on camera, I want to do a series of So You Marry Me.
Speaker: In the last in the last hour I don't want to get into it now because I know it usually takes us a minute to get through it so we'll Get into it after after our second break Because I know our guest has a hard out at 8 o 'clock, so that'll be perfect
Speaker: wrap that up and roll into a break. And then come back. By wrong. So, uh, really, this is the time. Hey, Hey, I've, I literally spend 90 % of my day on Grammarly. And, uh, Joe, if you need his location, his location is on his Snapchat. I know exactly where he lives. So I can send that to you if you would like plenty of room.
Speaker: Come come Saturday. It's just gonna be Tony and I could just go be dead I want my t -shirt motherfuckers. Yes, that's my next I just I'm hesitant to put swear words on shirt. I am too
Speaker: We can wear them on the show. We can wear them on the show. We can wear them on the show. Just can't wear them. That is true. Well, yeah, but that's why I like what - You see it, Chris. Yeah, I did see that. It looks pretty cool. It looks cool. That's why when I made the hoodie and stuff, I just put F instead of the full word and then, you know, I always say fuckers anyway, so. Right. That's why I went on a big tour. Yeah, I actually was contemplating doing profanity shirts, but I didn't know how well they would do. Yeah.
Speaker: But we can do a limited run maybe and just get them ourselves. It would have to be just for ourselves. I wouldn't throw it out to the public. We were waiting for the show. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 100 % just us. Yeah. I'm kind of curious if Cashmore wore that hoodie to school this week. If you fucking let him.
Speaker: He's not here during this, he's not here during this school week. I told him he could wear it. I said the worst thing I'm going to tell you to do is take it off. Or if they ask you about it, you could just be like, that's my dad's podcast, you should listen to it. Who's Brandon Ford? I actually saw something from him. That's our guest.
Speaker: Yeah, these are hundreds of guests. If I can find the post, I'll give you his stats real quick. Well, I was going to do all that when
Speaker: When I bring him up. The funny thing is, right before the show, I got a call from one of my co -workers. She's like, I know you're getting ready to do a show, but talk of work stuff. And she's like, yeah. I said, this is our 100th episode. She goes, oh, congratulations, congratulated all of us. And I said, yeah, we have a celebrity guest. And she's like, who? And I was like, I don't remember his name.
Speaker: He did say he did say we just had a celebrity guest and you want to say the name once I had a good one So that's my fault. But yeah big us to him coming up here for us. We have social media that I posted it on
Speaker: Yes, it is right here. In the future, in the future, when we have Death Star, I need you boys to do a little bit of fucking homework. I did. I actually did do research. At least, at least learn their name. I'll handle everything else. Or, if you don't know, don't admit to not knowing.
Speaker: And, well, I'll handle it. I'll take that heat because I had other shit going on. I was going to leave everything wide open for the conversation we had right here. I did research for the simple fact I know nothing about sports except for which ones are which.
Speaker: So I was like, okay. Which one's a witch and you hang around this guy, who the fuck? I just, I just, when I say, you know, football's the one with the net and the buck. However, I do know the difference, but sports are just not my bag. Mexico cut this shit out. They were talking about putting a team in Mexico at one point, Mexico city. They're talking about putting a team in London too. Yes.
Speaker: But they said unless they had multiple teams, it would be a tough schedule for teams to play somebody in Mexico or in London because of the time difference and stuff like that. I agree. Yeah, well, the time difference in Mexico wouldn't be terrible. It wouldn't be terrible. But London. But it is a trek. The London thing, yes, no, don't. Agreed, Cam. That's why I'm going to sit here and be like, so. What's your record of the game strikes and rebounds?
Speaker: How many strikes and rebounds did you have in a game, sir? Yeah. What? Never mind him. Never mind him. He has special needs. This is a make a wish thing that we do. This is nonsensical nonsense gives back. As a joke, I did mention to Chris, I said, so I shouldn't say which baseball player do you play for? And Chris is like, yeah, go ahead. He's a really big guy, and he does have the means to come down there and whoop your ass. And I said, well, OK, we won't do that joke.
Speaker: Again, I have your location. I can just share it to everybody. If anybody has a problem with Jeff, feel free to email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com and I will gladly send you a screenshot of his real, real life, uh, real time location. You can't get past the gate. B I have eight dogs in the house.
Speaker: I'm sure I can't get past customs. Yeah, I'm into that. I've got past customs. I'm sure somebody else can. I drove. He bought it afterwards. He ain't fooling nobody. I know what he did. He didn't want to get it for dining when he got down there. No, in all seriousness, when you drive into Mexico, they literally, you get in the border of Brownsville, they literally, they look at you, check your driver's license, that you have one and wave you on.
Speaker: And when you like literally I got 10 miles into the country before I realized I had to turn around and go back to fucking immigration Because they don't they don't tell you to go pull over there to go to immigration or they just see you later I almost took that job, but it doesn't pay enough. I hate to say it I will probably still be on that job right now Well, just just original thought when he when he left the country he was gonna go to Canada
Speaker: but yeah, they keep cold. They have standard. Now they have standards. So they wouldn't let him stand. No, they have quas and they're, they're like people that let that want to leave the house was still get an allowance because they're like, well, we went away from Canada and be our own country, but we still want to use the Canadian dollar. That's like moving out of your house and saying, Oh, please still pay me my allowance. So fuck Quebec.
Speaker: And I say this with one of my friends being like, well. It sounds like a disease. He should probably feel better. I know, right? I tell him that all the time. He's actually a really cool guy. His accent's really thick. This is the guy that was down here the other day, Chris, and I sent you video of us drinking. His accent is really strong. But the more I drink, the more I understand him. I don't think you actually understand that.
Speaker: But I was telling him, I said, saying you're Quebecois just sounds weird. He's like, well, I'm from Quebec. I said, I know, but it just sounds like a disaster. Maybe you can get a shot. Just like, I got some penicillin up here in the bedroom. That should clear that right up.
Speaker: It's good, it's good. It should, if not take another one. You need a Z -pack. But the funniest thing is to watch this guy curse. You know how we use fuck as an adjective and a noun and everything? When you're French you don't say fuck, you say...
Speaker: And this dude uses it like we use fuck. And it is the funniest thing ever, because I lose my shit. I love it. I'm laughing. He's like, I'll tie her a knock. And I'm like, what'd you say? Wow. The first time he said it, I was like, wait, what'd you say? He's like, this is like shit.
Speaker: Not speaking of Canada, and Sadie shows up. What's going on, Sadie? Hey, Sadie. Somebody put the Canadian signal up. Yeah, somebody's ears were burning because I was talking shit about Canada. I wasn't doing it this time. But Sadie, you're not from Quebec, are you? Montreal. Nah, watch out. You want to say something? I feel like you got something to say.
Speaker: It's rumors and OBJ said Yeah, OBJ said the doors not closed he's open
Speaker: I don't know. Now he wants to come back because Deshaun Watson's there. He's also got a ring already, so he's okay. I mean, if he comes back, that'd be fantastic for my closet because as long as I give him number 13 again, because I wouldn't have to retire that jersey.
Speaker: Well, here's my question when it comes to, and this is not a joke, this is a true question, it's not shitting on anybody, but when was the last time the Browns won the Super Bowl? They've never won the Super Bowl, they've never even been in the Super Bowl. But they have eight NFL championships. What is the difference? It was the championship before, the Super Bowl was introduced in the 60th grade.
Speaker: But before that, that's where they were. You won the NFL championship, but they have eight of them. And the last one they won was in 64, which was the year before the Super Bowl. I don't know why, but Brennan says he got the app downloaded and created the account.
Speaker: So send him the link. You might want to send him a message asking for what his account name is. But you got it right there. You already got it pulled up. I don't know. OK. We'll just need his screen name or whatever. That way I can shoot him an invite.
Speaker: And it's on the, or he can come in here and let us know he's here in the chatters box and we can actually hopefully be able to bring him up that way somehow. But yeah, I don't know what's going on with OBJ to be a hundred percent honest with you. Um, I've seen that today and I was like, Oh,
Speaker: Don't don't don't be a good question for Brandon, right? I mean, maybe he knows. Maybe he knows, dude. There we go. He should get a notification. Jalen water. Tariq Hill. Mike just says he chased Edmunds. I'm gonna tell him if I said that's a serious office. I even even without
Speaker: That Tyreek Hill, I just told you Monday that Miami was doing stuff and you're like, no, they're not because they still not going to get past Buffalo to me. They're not going to get past Buffalo. Buffalo's taken over, but New England's not far behind. I know they rule. That's my point. See, they still got competition that the visual is looking pretty good. Once I said by the night, the AFC East is not a slouch division by no means.
Speaker: Jesus Christ. And this is a fucking twirl. It's like the AFC AFC North is no slouch division. Who the fuck is that? Kayla Ross. You know, it's the same thing I said, like, you know, the AFC North is not a slouch division, even with Pittsburgh going through whatever the hell they're going through. It's not slouch division.
Speaker: It should be Cincinnati, Baltimore's following the part of my opinion, even though they up there. Pittsburgh is looking like we don't know. And the Browns, y 'all should be coming up. Yeah, well, since y 'all have been up, it just hasn't been capitalized upon yet, you know what I'm saying? Since he just did some big things for their offensive line in the last week or so. There he is. Cincinnati is the ball. Brandon is in the building, folks.
Speaker: Let's go ahead and bring our guest on the show with outstanding. Perfect timing, too, by the way. Yeah, right? I'm going to give it to the man. He's on time. There he is. I like it. Yo, yo. There he is. What's going on? What's up, buddy? How you doing, man? What is up, sir? Let's do a real quick introduction for you. I'm Glick. The other little crazy looking guy down there, that's Jeffrey. And then we got Tony in the house.
Speaker: This is our crew. Guys, everybody listening, let me introduce and welcome you all. Mr. Brandon Ford, former tight end for the University of Clemson Tigers and New England Patriots, correct? Yes, sir. Nice. How are you doing tonight? I heard you're running around. You're all over the place right now. Well, I'm doing good. I got my phone on a stand so that I could drive and obviously talk
Speaker: I don't want nobody to, you know, nobody should practice this at home because it can't be through much of a distraction. Obviously, I'm facing forward the poles right in front of the window, so, or the mirror, I mean, not window, you know what I mean, front windshield, so, I'm here, here to do this with you guys. How'd you guys doing? Good, good. We do appreciate your time, sir, to come out and talk with us.
Speaker: I'm going to go ahead and say I don't know sports very well, but these other gentlemen do know very well. They had explained to me what sport you're playing. No, I'm kidding. I do have a question, though, and to kind of knock out the questions right away. When you signed with the Patriots, I'm not going to ask how much or whatever, but when you first got that big check, what would you go out and buy?
Speaker: Everybody goes crazy when they get a bunch of money. What did you do, I? Actually, I went out and bought my first car because I needed one. I was driving around a rental for about two months because I had my car for college. I didn't have a brother to use in high school. So I went and bought me a 2011
Speaker: R .S. Camaro. That was 2008. Chevy guy. I like this man. Chevy guy. I really bought a 2013 Camaro. Got a sweet deal on it. Didn't even spend as much as I thought I would. Thanks to some friends and one of the dealerships of Charlotte. Matter of fact, Hendrick Chevrolet of Charlotte. That was my first purchase.
Speaker: I wasn't really a big, like, fashion guy, so I would buy, like, shoes, like, every, like, four or five years. So, um, whatever I had, I would try to make laps. So, you know, after I bought my car, I went and bought, like,
Speaker: probably like 50 pairs of shoes. I said, just better get me to the next night. Everybody was talking all night, dang, you're a sneak head. I was like, no, I'm not. Really, I just like, I'm going to wear them shoes out until I can't wear them no more. And once I started doing outside activities with them, then I consider them as not wearable again. So that's kind of what I first got my big speech at.
Speaker: I do have to say I like the fact that he's a Chevy guy. You have the Justin stamp of approval. So I own a Chevy, a Ford, a Dodge, a Jaguar, and a Cadillac, which is a Chevy. So I'm kind of all over the place right now. You just like what you like, and that's all that matters. You're not loyal to one brand. You're just like, oh, I like that car. Let me get that.
Speaker: It all depends on the look of the car. Yeah, it just depends on the date, man. I got it. Like I said, it just depends on the date. Nothing wrong with that. Well, Jeffrey, I know you do have one other question because you, or another question that you wanted to get to right off the bat. Do you want to ask him, or do you want me to ask him?
Speaker: You go ahead. Well, you were you were you were you were signed by the Patriots. So and I've had a couple people when I when I brought you when I when I posted today, a couple people asked me and Jeff was one of them. Personally, I'm a huge fan of the guy. I'm a Michigan guy. So what was Tom Brady like in real in real life? And did you have much time with him?
Speaker: Listen, I get that question everywhere. So, I bet. I mean, it's fine. Tom Brady, man. Tom was a great guy, man. I mean, what I tell people is, Tom is like, outside of what you see on TV, obviously, you get to know him as a person, what you see in the person off -season train. Tom is a great individual, very helpful. I told people that he's like,
Speaker: one of the perfect fits for a role model for a kid. And everybody looked at me like crazy, like, well, what do you mean? Like the guy is arrogant, the guy, you know, and I'm like, well, that's his nature. In football, the guy just hates to move and likes to win. I was like, when you actually take time, get to know him, learn his whereabouts, you know, his hobbies, things like that, that really is helpful. You know, we were rookies coming in in 2013. And this guy, who I think at the time was in like year 15 or 16, was
Speaker: picking up from where we were, trying to get us to where they were, as far as knowledge of the offense, how they do things in the organization. And most veterans are kind of just like, all right, you know, you got to prove yourself. Until you prove yourself, you don't really care. We really don't want to, you know what I mean? Like, you got to prove to me before I try to help you.
Speaker: And this guy was a little opposite. And then he's just, he's very outspoken. I mean, the guy knew where all of us were from coming in as rookies. And I mean, not just from college, but hometown, from high school we went to. So he did his homework. He greeted us in a fashionable manner that we didn't expect. Because when the guy had asked me, you know, you've been branding folks from Etihad, I was like, wait, like, how do you know I'm from Etihad? I went to the Charleston South Carolina. Like, you know, you would think you'd say Clemson South Carolina. I'm like, whoa.
Speaker: So the guy was just a very, very people person, a team player, obviously. And obviously, he hates to lose, which is probably why he came out of retirement. And I mean, when you see him or you meet him in person and you kind of get to know him, you'll be like, man, what Brandon Ford said about him that day is correct. This guy is the epitome of what you would want to be like growing up as far as a competitor.
Speaker: what you want to see in some young adult athletes, you know, training wise. And then just the way he adapts to the community of people, you'd be like, wow, you know, he's a superstar, you know, mostly wise, but he's a regular person that just wants to be great at what he does. Yeah, exactly. That's what I try to tell you guys, because much like Tom Brady, myself, I am a great champion.
Speaker: We do a little thing here on the show that we call a starting five, where we draft our fantasy list with movies or movies or music. I'm an 11 time champion, 10 in a row. So I mean, I know what it's like to be in that caliber of champion. You gotta stay humble. I try to educate these guys and mentor these guys, but they don't listen to me.
Speaker: I just have another question. Do you have you have your boots on because Chris's bullshit is getting really deep? Right now I got my cross. I'm driving. So you're you're you're you are you are a Charleston native, right? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Order it. What was the culture shock like to go from? Oh, you know, you went from Panahan, which
Speaker: And then to Clemson, but then all the way up to New England. What was that like? What was the weather like for you? I tell people all the time, man, when you're from Charleston and it's humid and hot and summer's been hot, you go to Clemson, which I say is in between because you still have humidity. It's hot. But when winter comes around, you know, up there in the mountain area, it gets cold.
Speaker: And when we went to New England, you know, obviously we got there in the spring, which was summer, and then, you know, early training camp. And we even had days in the summer where it was just, you know, cold. And I was sitting there like, okay, we got a bubble over there, but why don't we use it? Right.
Speaker: I think the question was that they asked Bill. He was like, Coach, we're going in the bubble today. That's pretty cool aside. And Bill made the comment. He was like, why the hell are we going to go at the bubble? We play in the cold. We play in the rain. We play in the snow. We're going to practice in it. I was like, whoa. I was like, yeah, very different.
Speaker: But the weather, just the weather, man, that's a brutal cold up there, man. It's like you got the breeze coming off of that water and stuff, man. So 40 degrees is like 25 up there. Yeah, exactly. Just my body being used in accustomed to the heat and humidity. It was like, man, where the hell am I? Why did I even come here? I tell people all the time, like,
Speaker: People like now to this day, when it gets somewhat cold, the Charleston is 40 degrees and everybody has their coats on and I'm like walking around and like shorts and flip flops with no socks. They're like, I wish I was you right now. I'm like, why? They're like, if it's cold and you dress like it's something, I'm like, man, listen, I've been to New England. That's a different cold. That's like, if I can do New England, 40 degrees in Charleston. Right. Yeah.
Speaker: And that's how it was. I'm born and raised. Jeff is too. We were born and raised up here up in Ohio. Tony's from New York, I believe originally. So I moved down to Charleston. I actually just moved back home from Charleston. I was down there for about 10 years. And when winter hit Charleston and I was still in a t -shirt and shorts, people thought I was crazy. And I'm like, I'm from Ohio. This is, this is spring for us. Well, I do the same thing now here in Cancun.
Speaker: Go ahead. I was just saying, I do the same thing down here in Cancun. The coldest time in Cancun is January, and I'm still wearing board shorts and sandals. Everybody's like, it's cold. I'm like, no, it's not cold. You don't know cold. Yeah, anytime you get a taste of that cold weather and you're in it for a while, you get accustomed to it. And it's like you can whipstand another 10, 20 degrees back somewhere where it's not as colder and everybody else is freezing.
Speaker: And you know, it's nothing for me to adapt to the humidity stuff. I've been here born and raised all my life So I love the heat but man, I mean that cold is brutal like Absolutely, well, I do have a question real quick Chris mentions our starting five which is our fantasy for style draft and this week's we're doing sports movies So what would be your all -time favorite sports movie?
Speaker: What would be my favorite sports guy or something? Say that last part again. The all -time favorite sports movie. The top five sports movies, which would be your favorite. Top five sports movie. Sports movie. Yeah. Oh, you put me on the spot.
Speaker: Well, you don't have to give us five. You don't have to give us five. Just another one. You can watch it anytime. I'm going to do five for you. I just got to think real just for a second. I got some classic ones that I like. And then I got some funny ones. And then I got some, you know, so. And they all range from basketball and football. So in other sports. But one, as a kid, I got to go with Little Giants. I got to go with Little Giants.
Speaker: I don't think nobody picked that one. Oh, absolutely. I don't think nobody picked that one. Nobody picked that. That's crazy. I got to go look to fashion. Another one. I love it. I'm definitely going to go with Friday Night Lights. Ooh. I got to go with that. Another would be, I can't remember the set movie name. Oh, any given Sunday. Any given Sunday is enough. Anybody's got that.
Speaker: You cannot forget that one. I got two left. I'm a Michael Jordan fan, so I'm definitely going to go with Space Jam. I just, I'm in. Stop it. Stop it. One time in Mike Jordan. I mean, don't get no better than that, bro. Right. I got to put, I got to put, I got to put that in there, because not only do I watch it a lot, my youngest daughter,
Speaker: has me watch it over and over and over. And so I've been space jamming, definitely. And last but not least, I got to go with hardball, hardball. Got to go hardball. OK, OK.
Speaker: OK, yeah, like I said, we're going to find out who dreams that's good. We're getting ready to find out who won here in the next in the next segment. We're going to find out who won the. Starting five, I believe he dropped because of signal. That's a signal strength. Yeah, give me a chance to come back in. Yeah, he lost signals. Yeah, he's come in. I see you really. I forgot about who's just too. That was another great.
Speaker: No worries. Little signal. We're used to technical difficulties. Yeah, little signal. Not a big deal. But yeah, like I said, I just wanted to get that out there because it took a lot for me to not put Remember the Titans on my list. It took a lot. And I forgot about that one. So I got to throw that one in there. That's six. I got to give you all six. Remember the Titans. You talk about going extras, we find up to 10.
Speaker: Yeah, number one on my list. I put that above any give a Sunday. Now I made my five. I took remember to take this off. That was a little too easy to a lot of us who was trying to figure out who's moving. You did throw two out there. None of us had picks. I want to give you that. I like that. I like the blind side coach. Yes.
Speaker: But I mean, it's a lot out there. I mean, I like the one baseball, but I think it's all down with the angels and outfit or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, the list goes on as I remember. But you know, I'm like, even though I like, I think it was happy Gilmore. Oh, yeah. It was hilarious.
Speaker: I cannot forget this one. So I think I'm probably at 10 right now. But the Mighty Ducks, I cannot forget the Mighty Ducks. I cannot, as a kid, I cannot forget that. Well, the funny thing is we do these starting five lists, and we try to keep that five or six.
Speaker: And then literally, we'll say our lists each, and then the entire week while we're waiting on to find out who wins, we're still coming up with more. So we totally get your pain there. It's hard, man. It's hard. Now that we're on movies, I was in the house the other day, and one of my buddies, he's like, what you doing? I was like, man, I'm watching The Godfather.
Speaker: He's like, God, finally. He's like, dude, that's like a 10 hour movie when you watch all three. I was like, I know I started at 10 a .m. and I'm going to be down by eight. I don't doubt it. It is. I've done that. We are. We are all movie buffs, too. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, you know, that's that's an impressive list to put together, being put on the spot and just kind of throwing it out there.
Speaker: Yeah, we usually have three days to pick. Yeah. And it's tough because you try to single it down to only five. And a lot of times we will each have 10, we'll have anywhere from 10 to 15 backups. And then you start struggling because then you start looking at your list and it's like, do I really want to put this one into my five or should I move this one around? On top of that, you also have to, when we do our list, we do not allow duplicates. So if Chris picks one, I can't pick it.
Speaker: Or if Tony picks one, I can't pick it. We also throw in the fact, because we do it fantasy football style draft.
Speaker: Yes. When we do it live, which was the whole concept. So the funny thing is, is we literally, when we pick our list, we sit there and go, okay, well, this one Tony's gonna take. And then when they don't take it, you're like, damn it. Yeah. I thought he had that. You gotta be down first with the list. So we got people in the comments, they'll pick as well. The greatest fun I've enjoyed out of it has been watching everybody pick all the different movies. We try not to pick the same amongst each other. And I think that's the greatest thing about it, honestly.
Speaker: We found it a way that, A, not only creating content, but we have so much fun with it that, and of course, as I'm sure you do with your friends, we rag on each other constantly about, oh, that's too easy, or, ooh, that's a hell of a pull, you know? So we do have fun with it. So I do appreciate you being able to pull five out of your hat. Yes, sir. Exactly.
Speaker: But just to dive a little bit into your college career, obviously playing at Clemson, you came out of there just before Clemson was in that process of becoming, I don't know, dominant, really starting to turn that corner and coming out of the shadows as an ACC team that's kind of quiet and nobody really knew about. There's people in South Carolina that didn't know about Clemson. Right.
Speaker: And pretty impressive career there. But what was it like, or are you still friends with some of the guys you played with or anything like that? Because you guys had an impressive squad a couple of years with some big name players in the league right now. So it was awesome, man. I mean, to play with a lot of those guys that I still talk to today, I actually was talking to Andre Ellington two days ago.
Speaker: me and some of the guys are planning a trip to go see him out in Arizona. He lives out in Arizona, and we're gonna go out there and see him, or Cali, I can't remember which one. Somewhere out west, though, we've been going back and forth with him about planning a guy's trip from some of the guys who we played with in the same class and before us. But man, it was great, man. And to be honest, when we came in, you know, it was all about
Speaker: picking up and building on top of the foundation that was laid before us. So what we did was, you know, enhance the culture. And, you know, we were trying to take Clemson to where it once was. And that was, you know, a national championship in 1981. So what we did was we had to put down a lot of bricks, man. We had to put a lot of people together.
Speaker: a lot of chemistry, a lot of hard times or what we call blood battles or whatever you want to call it. Nobody saw the work that we did outside of what they saw on Saturday, but there was a lot to go behind it. A lot of wind, some losses, some hurtful losses.
Speaker: We built that, we built that culture and we had a lot of players that bought in to what we believe we could do. And as we started to play that foundation more and more and more on top of what we like to play tomorrow, you know, that kind of just came together and guys started to buy in based on the culture because you can have great coaches all day. You can have the most winning coaches all day, but if you don't have a coach that can adapt,
Speaker: And if you don't have players that can relate, then it's hard to develop culture. And that's one thing that I think that we did, and a lot of players who took official visits, a lot of guys who took, you know, time to see, I think that's how it translated to us, you know, being able to create that vibe for some of those guys coming in behind us. And then once we, you know, really, I said a pivotal point, everybody asked me, yo, when was the
Speaker: the game when everybody knew something was coming. When did everybody know it was arriving? And I tell people, you know, it probably was the LSU game because that was a pivotal, pivotal career. That was a big game. I remember that game. Where we had been used to always kind of getting there and not finishing the deal. And I think that was just a step over the hump to kind of put us on that elite level. And then every year after that,
Speaker: You know, like I said, the rest of this, those guys, those teams, 2013, 2014, 2015, so where it is now, and they're just touching them forward, taking them forward. And, you know, next thing you know, since there's one two national championships, they've been to four. And, I mean, you know, now they're one of the top teams that you see every three seasons year round. So, you know, kudos to Coach Sweeney because he's done a great job. Yeah.
Speaker: with the program and, you know, just getting guys to buy in and like I said, creating that culture. Absolutely.
Speaker: I mean, he's no joke. He's a hell of a coach and I think it's one of the biggest things that not only helps him be the coach that he is, is that his players get behind him and they believe in what he's saying. Absolutely and I'm just a fan. You know, I'm just watching on TV. I'm seeing interviews and you know, you know, as a football fan, seeing interviews and seeing the man talk. I mean, he believes in what's going on down there so it's easy for his guys to get behind him and and feel the same way. You want you want that.
Speaker: So I had a question from the chatters box as far as some of your old teammates and you've played with, you know, DeAndre Hopkins and Sammy Watkins and, you know, Martavia, uh, well, uh, you know, the list goes on and on with some of the players that you've played with. It's an impressive lift coming out of Clemson too. Uh, even yourself, uh, um, the chatters box Cameron wants to know who was your favorite teammate to ever play with?
Speaker: What was my favorite teammate? Yeah. Oh, man. God, that's tough. That's tough. So if I had to say favorite teammate, oh, man, I probably got to go with, honestly, I probably got to go with, I'm going to probably go with Andre Ellington.
Speaker: And I say that because we grew up shortly around the same area, right around each other. We knew each other since high school. We have great friends, still good friends, still keep up with each other. But we also took a culture, and when I say culture, I mean like
Speaker: the camaraderie we had not just on the field, we built off the field. And when you always saw Andre, you probably saw me, vice versa. And a lot of guys adapted to us and looked at us as you guys are the.
Speaker: you know the leaders and rather we spoke loudly or we just did it with our work ethic but everybody just knew that and I feel like that was one of the brothers that I was close to that I'm still close to today and that was probably my favorite teammate because we could talk about anything it didn't just have to be football or playing on saturday or our dreams of playing on sunday you know exactly you guys had a true connection
Speaker: Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Talk about, you know, life in general, how I'm doing, how my wife and kids, you know, like, just, I mean, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's crazy. And the crazy thing is, so sweetie always said, like, the guys who you meet in college are going to probably be the ones who you, you know, prolong that lifestyle with, because
Speaker: be either your brothers for life. They're going to be in your weddings. They're going to be at birthday parties, graduation, et cetera, the whole nine. So that's why I chose Audrey. Nice. So are you still, are you still involved with football? I've seen that you, uh, uh, what, uh, what last year, two years ago, uh, you were in the CFFL. You guys won championship.
Speaker: So what it is is, um, I still play like flag football and stuff in Charleston. They finally got me three years ago. Finally got me to play. I told those guys, I was like, look, I've been in the NFL. I've gotten injured. If somebody has insurance, I'll gladly play. Right. You know what I mean? But finally I said, let me give it a try. Let me see what it's all about. So I've been on multiple championship teams around here. Pretty much I've been to,
Speaker: two championships and uh no I've been to four and I've lost one trying to go for two but every team I've went on we've won so some people see it as an advantage but I don't care I mean they asked me to play so what not. They came to you they came to you and asked you to play so then you're staying active and stuff.
Speaker: Yes, sir. And then I also help out with training young athletes today as well and going back in and do public speaking at schools and stuff like that because I am a public school advisor. So I try to speak that financial literacy to these kids, especially while they're young, because this is one thing that's not taught. Yes, Lord. Yes. Especially with the NIAOD on these days,
Speaker: I mean, kids, I mean, they're entitled to ever with that money, so you got to be able to instill in them, you know, how important it is to create that, not just wealth for yourself, but generational wealth, whether you start there or start somewhere else, but, you know, 60 or 70 and say, okay, how can I build when you're on your last leg of life?
Speaker: Well, you get some of these kids to get those NILs and they come from nothing. So they get all that money and it's just like, just spend, spend, spend. I can have everything I've ever wanted and nobody can say no to me. So that still blows my mind that the NCAA actually
Speaker: approved that and allowed it, but I mean, they needed to do something. You guys that have played in college ball and you guys are one selling tickets on Saturday and your jerseys are selling like crazy. They had to do something to compensate you guys in some way. I don't know if that was the right road to go down, but I felt like there was some kind of compensation that was needed for our college athletes.
Speaker: I mean, you look at guys like, I mean, even Tim Tebow, when he was down in Florida, he had the number one selling college jersey the entire time he was there. How much money did he, revenue did he bring into that school? It's crazy. And I don't mean to cut you guys short, because I got to be gone and eat. But just to finish on that topic, man,
Speaker: And by the way, you guys are doing a great job, a hell of a job. I do want to come back on here. Absolutely. Whenever you guys can. I want to be able to expand on different topics. Because I mean, we can talk for days, man. We can talk Patriots. We can talk Clemson. We've got life, whatever. But just to finish on that topic, man, I think the thing with the NIL deal,
Speaker: As a financial advisor, I'm 50 -50 about what they did, but I lean more towards guys getting paid. And the reason why is because you get a lot of kids who are financially, they don't have it or the families don't have it. So that one scholarship that's free is a blessing. But if you went to college, you play any division one ball, division up play,
Speaker: Outside of what you get as a stipend or whatever during the semesters, that's all you have to last, you know, for four months, five months. And if you're not coming from a wealthy family or, you know, okay, then it's very hard. It's very hard. I see guys like literally struggle. And, you know, I came from a pretty decent wealthy family. So I've seen it for myself.
Speaker: And you've got the NCAA who's like one of the biggest organizations around the world.
Speaker: and you're making all this money off these kids. But if I go out to one of y 'all and you buy me a dollar cheeseburger, you're gonna suspend me for two games or more. And you're gonna try to take away whatever championships or whatever you can because you bought me a dollar cheeseburger. When a dollar cheeseburger don't have nothing to do with a 48, 60 minute game, whatever it is,
Speaker: So absolutely I was for it because I felt like well y 'all are taking all this money from the kids and they're making all the money but
Speaker: Y 'all don't want to put it in their back. My thing was at the time before they did it, okay, take some of this money, put a percentage in like some kind of fun, mutual fund or something for these kids. So when they get out of college or have it till until they turn 30 or have it for their families or whatever as an appreciation. But instead you go to court with, you know, Lloyd, all the lawyers and stuff like that. And you want to fight to not give these kids nothing, nothing.
Speaker: And I'm like, now, you know, you got kids wanting to go to HBCUs now because a la Dion Sanders and some other coaches. And now, you got coaches getting upset because there's a transfer portal. Well, guess what? Maybe if things would have been done a little different, we wouldn't have a transfer portal. We wouldn't have an NIL stuff. But, hey, the world, you know, everything is gone for a reason, I think.
Speaker: technology advances every day. So you kind of just got to kind of take it how it goes. Yes. Yeah, it's all about evolving. And, you know, it is crazy to see some of these kids that are literally starving. Meanwhile, they're going out there and putting their bodies on the line, not only just on Saturdays, but even in practices. You know, the defensive lineman for Michigan just hurt himself at a pro day towards a job.
Speaker: just towards Achilles the other day in a pro day, which is he was a first rounder, an early first rounder. Now they're saying he might go late first, early second. And it's just like, you know, so.
Speaker: I totally agree there should be some kind of compensation for the kids but you got to be careful too because some of these kids are going to start acting crazy so they need guys like you who've been there and done it and especially with your financial background and what you do they need guys like you that's going to look out for them and be able to mentor them into the right direction.
Speaker: But I know you got to get going. We do appreciate you coming on the show, man. You're welcome back anytime. Hit us up whenever you want to come back again. Maybe we'll get you involved in one of our starting fives one night. Yeah, I want to definitely let's shoot for something in the next two weeks. You guys just let me know. I'll give a.
Speaker: I'll give him my, we could try to put something together, man, where we could do like a whole show, whatever you guys wanted to do. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, we were behaving ourselves right now, but sometimes we get a little bit off the rails, and we like to have fun, and we keep it real. So some of our cover stations, don't be around kids' ears. We're not dirty around you. We just get a little crazy. We tend to go there, but we try not to.
Speaker: Well, we do appreciate you, man. Let's definitely get it together. Absolutely, man. Definitely. We appreciate you. Ladies and gentlemen, Brandon Ford, hopefully you guys enjoyed him hanging out, and he'll be back down the road with us. We appreciate you, man. Thank you again. One quick thing. Brandon, before you go, give us an endorsement. It was like, you're listening nonsense or something like that. So we throw it up there for the fans.
Speaker: I can't hear you. I'm sorry. Anyways, you have a wonderful day, sir. Thank you very much. All right, man. You too. Good girl, bro. That was awesome. He was a good dude. That was cool. That was really cool. He's a good dude. That was really interesting. So shout out to Cameron for hooking us up.
Speaker: What the fuck is golf? He talks too much. He's the guest. He's allowed to talk as much as he won't. I don't like that shit. I'm gonna sick him on you. He's a big dude. Give us your location right now. Send us your location. I'm gonna watch this dude beat your ass.
Speaker: That was actually, that was awesome. It was really cool having him on here. Shout out to Cameron. Yeah, we'll get him back. Well, that's what he said. He wants to come back and hang out for a whole show. So yeah, we'll get him on here acting up with us and acting out. And, you know, he's like I said, good conversations and he's, you know, not shy about anything. So, you know,
Speaker: Got any other football? He pulled out some pretty decent polls for his starting five. That's what we're talking about, diversity. Yeah, right off the top of his head. That's what I said. I'd like to get him on here and get him involved in the starting five and have him pick a list. That would be pretty cool. And put him in there. And he'll probably beat us all. Probably. I think I'm going to piece it down.
Speaker: you know uh the the whole angels and outfits he was talking about 11 time champ you don't want that smoke please possible 12 time champ he brought up little giants nobody picked that and and yeah that is correct uh it was on my backups because i love that movie um but
Speaker: And I'm surprised nobody brought it up because of the subject. Rick Moranis is a fucking genius. Rick Moranis is awesome. I would watch Rick Moranis read a newspaper for two hours. This dude's awesome. Name a bad Rick Moranis movie. You can have Rick Moranis. You're pulling my arm. Oh my god. In the news tonight.
Speaker: in grade school Gilbert Godfrey was my nickname oh my geez I believe that you were tortured oh you have no idea and I hated Gilbert Godfrey because of it but I have hilarious that him and
Speaker: fucking Beverly Hills cop two. It's gotta be the funnest thing I ever seen. Oh my god. Oh my god. You're pulling my arm here and you know, we kind of do this and we do that and then and then and then over here you said what was this? I I totally forgot what was here. I love that fucking thing.
Speaker: Bitch! As if he ever got old or something.
Speaker: If I handed you this $200 and you you were looking this $200 and you said What was this
Speaker: He's like, are you talking about like $200? He's like, please. No, he's, he says something like, he's like, he's like, I'm getting off scott free or something. He's like, I'm doing you a favor.
Speaker: And then he pulled out varsity blues that was another good one a lot of people Yeah We saw that as the lowest of low -hanging fruit because we lived to the point where we watched it daily varsity blues and Friday night lights were definitely low -hanging fruit on sports movies
Speaker: And to this day, to this day, I promise one day, I don't know how, but I will own Billy Bob's truck. Oh my goodness. I love that truck, it's gorgeous. You'll probably give it to me. No, I don't want his exact one, I just want a replica. Well, speaking of the starting five, let's go ahead and take a break real quick.
Speaker: and come back and we can announce the winners. We can announce the new list, which we already kind of announced and, uh, or something else I was going to say, but I totally forgot. Yeah, definitely. Absolutely. No, thank you, Brandon, for coming on the show. Uh, it was awesome talking to you. I look forward to having you on for a.
Speaker: for a full show, having him come on for a full show. And I'm sure Tony had some questions. And I know I have more questions. And just to get him on here and let him kind of hang out and shoot the shit with us for a little bit, I think that'll be fun. Even some of the opinions he would have on some of the subjects we bring out. Absolutely. Absolutely. So I think it'll be fun if we can get him in here. And let's go down, Chris, and get him to have fun like we did with Rock Lee and like we did with Rob.
Speaker: You know, we had Rock Lee come on here and he was only going to be off for a half hour. And he came on at the beginning of the show and wound up being, we actually went an hour over that night and Rocky stayed the whole time. Rob Durham said, I only got, yeah, Rob's like, I only got a half hour. So we brought him on at the beginning of the show. And then.
Speaker: Like the the end of the show like we went over on the show and he's like I gotta go guys I got school tomorrow Cuz he's a teacher But he's also a stand -up comedian and he was like I got class of the morning I gotta go we're like oh shit we didn't realize that we That man is hilarious. Well, we don't like Rob and I actually went to high school together we told stories about how I thought you know him and his crew were just
Speaker: king dicks and he's like, yeah, it wasn't like that. He says, we were actually the nerds. I was like, well, there you go. But it's cool. And that's what, and that's what I told Brandon this morning. I sent him a message and kind of introduced myself and let him know, Hey, if you have any issues with HAPS, let me know. We can get you all squared away. Everything like that. I said, it's probably going to be a little bit different than anything you've ever done before, because we just,
Speaker: laid back. We'd like to have fun and we like to, we like to just goof off, you know, so, uh, it was cool that he enjoyed coming on here and that he wants to come back and, uh, shout out again to Cameron for hooking us up with that because that was all Cameron. That was, that was a hundred percent Cameron behind the scenes doing his thing. But with that being said, let's take a break real quick. A little black top mew Joe, if you will.
Speaker: And we will be right back with your starting five winners and losers and next week's list, which I have a little news about for the chatter's box this week. We need a big 10. I can't do 10. I can do 10. 10 what? Because I don't want to bang everything that has a heartbeat, unlike the other two gentlemen in this podcast. I don't know what you're talking about. I just got to focus on my friend.
Speaker: I don't think I could do 10 crushes. Shit. 10 is a tough pull. I was actually doing some research. From growing up? We're talking like, why you, like, from grade school to high school is the limit. I'm not talking like, yeah, he's hanging out. He can't hear us. They said hi. But yeah, like I said, we'll get into that as we do the list. But let's go ahead and take a break real quick, a little blacktop mojo. Cool.
Speaker: Like I always say, if you don't know who they are, do yourself a damn favor and find out who they are. Give a listen. And if you do know who they are, as Tony said earlier, tell somebody who doesn't know who they are. Check them out on all social media and anywhere you stream music at Black Dot Mojo. Go give them a listen, give them a follow, give them a like, and let them know that we sent you. With that being said, it's the second hour. So get it. So of course we're going with a cover song.
Speaker: Hello, White Snake. We'll be back in just a few minutes. She's sick. Jeff, turn your mic off. My mic is off. No, it isn't. Turn your mic off. No, it's not. It's better? No. You're weird. I should've known that I never let you go alone.
Speaker: Stumps like these, I can't make it on my own Wasting days in sleepless nights And I can't wait to see you again I find the smell of time, you're waiting on the cold
Speaker: To tell me it's alright Cause I don't think I care anymore Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this love that I've been touching for? Is this love? Or am I dreaming? This must be love
Speaker: Cause it's really gotta
Speaker: I can feel my love for you But we're stronger day by day And I can't wait to see you again So I can hold you in my arms Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this love that I've been searching for? Is this love
Speaker: Or am I dreaming this must be love? Cause it's really gonna hold me
Speaker: Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this love that I've been searching for? Is this love or am I dreaming? This must be love
Speaker: Cause it's really got a hold on me Hold on me Hold on me
Speaker: Welcome back to the show, everybody. Hopefully, you guys are enjoying the show. Is my mic on? Yes, your mic is on. What? I'm muted. I'm literally, it shows that I'm muted. You're lying. You're not muted. Welcome back to the non -surgical nonsense, guys. Hopefully, you guys are enjoying the show. Enjoying our 100th episode. Hopefully, you enjoyed our interview with our guest, Mr. Brandon Ford.
Speaker: former tight end of the University of Clemson Tigers and New England Patriots. Good dude. That was fun. In all honesty, I really do look forward to to him coming back on the show again and hanging out with us. It has to happen. Yeah. Like I said, maybe we can we'll see what is.
Speaker: All right. We'll have to see what his schedule is like and maybe we can get him on a Saturday night and let him pick a list with us. And we'll give him a heads up. Yeah, we'll give him a heads up. He's got to pick a list.
Speaker: Absolutely. And Saturdays, like I said, depending upon his schedule, I know Saturday's a little bit freer for, for all of us. We can kind of cut loose a little bit more and all that jazz. But yeah, as I said, welcome back to the show. Hopefully you guys have enjoyed it so far. If you're not already, if you'd be so kind, go ahead and check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Tiki Taki.
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Speaker: We are going to roll in. Where the hell is Jeff? What is he doing? I'm here. This guy. This guy. We're going to roll into the starting five. Yeah, we can hear you now. We just can't see you. That's so weird. It's like I've muted my mic and I can still speak. It used to happen to me. You got to turn the volume all the way down. Well, that makes sense. It doesn't, but that's what I had to do. All right. Good to know. It is what it is. What are you going to do?
Speaker: But I'm here. I'm ready. What are you going to do, man? But yeah, like I said, we're going to roll into the starting five. Your current reigning. Defending champion. I'm just doing my intro. It doesn't mean I want all blue.
Speaker: Are you ready, Jeff? I am ready. I'm just asking Kevin for him to come. Looks like we're on order. I just had to wait for that part. Sorry. Yes, I'm childish. Leave me alone. That's a dream, honey. It's a simple thing. It's a little thing. Just a simple thing to hear. Hot nuts in your mouth. These are awesome. Hot nuts in your mouth. Oh, yeah. Those are Jeff's favorites.
Speaker: That would be awesome, Cameron. Cameron said, hey, who knows? Maybe we can get Tom on the show. Yeah, right? I can explain to you. We can talk some major shit with Tom. Tom is down with it. Oh, yeah. I'd have to tell him. I'd be like, how's it feel? I got questions about it. What would be one of the greatest champions ever known until this guy came around? I don't know. I got questions about the movie Ted. Wow. But, um.
Speaker: No, with that being said, so we had this week's starting five. We're going to start with the Shanners' backs. I took another picture. I don't like that one. Oh, no, that was a picture you showed me that I was muted. Oh, yeah. This week, we had eight Jeffrey. Yeah. So the list looked awesome this week. I appreciate that.
Speaker: What? What? I knew there was a butt coming. And I've been meaning to tell you this for a minute now. And I keep forgetting. But now I'm looking at it. And I'm like, son of a bitch. It has smacked me in the face. When you put the chatter's box list up in the headline, can you put the theme in there? I would put like CBC. Oh, OK. And then starting five sports movies or whatever. Understood. And then when you put when you
Speaker: When you post it, whatever you put in the post, you can put, here's the Chatter's box, list the champions, take a look. But yeah, I've had a couple people ask about that, and I'm like, we'll just scroll and look at our list, and they're like, and then that's kind of a dickhead thing to say when they should be able to listen, know what the hell they're picking. So yeah, we're just doing it. I actually did contemplate that, or I didn't forget, though. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, starting with the Chatter's box, oh, champions.
Speaker: of top five sports movies. Cam came in with The Blind Side. We are Marshall, Sandlot, The Longest Yard, and Game Plan. Vicky came in with Cinderella Man, Field of Dreams, The Cutting Edge, Dodgeball, and The Bad News Bears. Betty had A League of Their Own, Remember the Titans, Blindside, The Natural, Field of Dreams,
Speaker: And Tina had Slop Shot, Miracle, National Velvet, Rudy, and The Rookie. And as always, the Chatter's Box came in strong. They came into play. They all had good lists. But the votes came in. The numbers were counted. The tallies were calculated. And much like in Highlander, there can be only one.
Speaker: About you and you Mike about fucking highlander freaks. I don't know It is what it is, but with that being said I Did vote for damn I will say that because He had a good list They all had good list. It was actually kind of tough this week
Speaker: It's always tough in the Chatter's box. Actually, why? Oh, because he had the We Are Marshall. That's why I pulled him. He had We Are Marshall, which is a fucking hell of a movie and based on true story. It is always tough with the Chatter's box. But with that being said, we have another two -time champion this week. Ooh. And it's a return champion.
Speaker: Cameron Cam Chucktown laying you down Dale Takes the W this week with 11 votes Vicki had zero I mean Betty had five and Tina had one It's cam kilter no shit. Yeah, okay. We saw this week I Said we are Marshall man. That's a hell of a pull. Yeah, I
Speaker: And now moving on to the main event. So congratulations to you, Cameron. This has become the... You shut the hell up! I know, right? I can't mute. What's the fucking point? This has become the Cameron Appreciation Show tonight. So shout out to Cameron on your dub. You like that, Cameron? It just came to me.
Speaker: Shout out to Cameron on your win this week. Make sure you get your list in next week as well. Defend that title. Let's roll into the main event. We're starting five sports movies. On our side, Tony had victory, Wildcats, Major League, Invincible, and he got game. I have to give Tony for that Wildcats pull because that's a hell of a pull. I love that point. Appreciate that.
Speaker: I never had money ball. Ford versus Ferrari. Draft Day. Rudy and Eddie the Eagle. I'll be. You should be canceled off of the show because of that movie. Have you seen it? Fucking Wolverine, dude. Cam, Chuck Talley, a down tail. But
Speaker: Michael had slap shot, miracle, goon, the cutting edge, and cool runnings. And with the swerve of the century, left Tony dumbfounded, speechless, and looking like a buffoon.
Speaker: Jeffrey's eyes rolled so far into the back of his goddamn head. The past 25 years flashed before his eyes and he reconsidered our friendship with the swerve that I pulled off last Saturday night.
Speaker: With your, no, I do have a list, which I knew you were gonna do. 25 years, you ain't gonna pull that bull out. But I had the longest yard, the replacements, bad news bears, the original bad news bears, any given Sunday and the wrestler.
Speaker: Yeah, you notice I wrote down the original because if you just say bad news barriers and you go with the Billy Bob Thornton one, you're an ass. Period. Yeah, no. No. And Jody and I had that conversation and I told her, I was like, I'm going with the original, A, because it was a better movie and the remake was just stupid. And B, I know Jeff's going to ask me because him and I are going to have the same opinion on the remake. Yeah, the remake was so bad and I love the original. Yeah. But. Walter Mathau's a goddamn genius.
Speaker: Oh, would that be it said? Here we go. The votes came in. The numbers were calculated. Tony had, whoa, Michael had zero. I'm not exactly weird. Yeah, I know, right? Tony had five. Nice. Then it came down to two.
Speaker: And then there was two. Now I have been keeping on track of Facebook. It's always us two. At the end of the day. Co -founders. But you know Facebook isn't the only place that we post. I know. Yeah. Yes. But I have been keeping on track. Actually at the end of the day.
Speaker: My streak comes to an end. Yes, I've taken it, folks. Like I said, I have been keeping track. Jeffrey was seven. Me with four.
Speaker: Some may say I took a dive because this week's list, I would have to have the number one pick. Yeah, I thought so. And I swear to God, you take my girl. You take my girl. I'm going to fly all the way behind just to punch you in the mouth. Some may say Jeffrey had a better list, but that's not true. I had a better list. You did not. It's the money ball. Congratulations to you. I didn't think it was either. I think it was either money ball or draft day. Yeah.
Speaker: So congratulations to Jeffrey for finally not only getting his first victory.
Speaker: But stepping up and slaying the mighty giant, the juggernaut, if I will, enjoy my hot nuts in your mouth, Jeffrey. So congratulations. Don't act like you get jealous. No, I'm not. I'm not jealous at all. You know, I was getting tired of winning.
Speaker: You're gonna be like, oh, shut the fuck up. Now I make for a great comeback story. They thought about that. They thought about it. A Cinderella story, if you will. Yeah. Rocky too, if you will. But no, congratulations. No, but in all seriousness, if you have not seen Draft Day, Kevin Costner's genius, Jennifer Garner's genius, and the great Dennis Leary is hilarious. And that being said, late champion,
Speaker: Yes. So for this week, as we discussed before, we are going with our crushes from when we were kids. Now, this is up until graduation of high school. So, for instance, that is the 90s. I'm really mad. Cutting it off in the 90s. I know you are. Well, you can't cut it off in the 90s because Cameron wasn't born until, like, 96. I was talking about it for us. But you can't cut it off in the 90s for us because we graduated in 2000.
Speaker: I understand that. That's what I'm saying. At the end of the 90s, end of the 90s. So 2000 is the cutoff. Did you realize that 2000 Cameron was only five? Sucks to be him. It's for your age range. For your age range. Thank you.
Speaker: So it is up until graduation of high school for you. Just keep it at this. Keep it simple, stupid. That's what we always say. Well, the problem is like, my crush is now based on my crush then. Yeah, but when I was, a couple of my crushes when I was a kid were, they were already in their fucking 40s. Oh no, that's true. Or 30s or whatever. And I thought of one today,
Speaker: I have to actually look up her name. What's up, Jeeves? And what else she's been in. But I got one. I got one that you guys have definitely not thought of. So. It's for sale. Calm down, Tony. Calm down. Keep it out of your head, Chatterbox. Calm down, Jeeves. If you'd like to keep it in your pants, as it were. Yeah.
Speaker: So Chatter's box, anybody who wants to get their list in, make sure you guys email us at nonsensicalnonsensepodcastatgmail .com and get that in by the end of the show Saturday. With that being said, Cameron Dale, I'm gonna put you on notice. Because another two -time champion is returning this week and hopefully she will continue to put her list in every week as we go forward.
Speaker: But Jody is already working on who. That is going to make it interesting because we do have to judge. I'm not going to presume and say that we're all going to pick females.
Speaker: I'm secure enough in my manhood that if if I can say like Ryan Reynolds if he was on somebody's No, I'm not understand that but but judging a list from the 90s and 70s Verse of guys versus girls. Well, it is what it is That's what's gonna be interesting
Speaker: I'm not trying to be a module man. I'm not trying to be a module man. But yeah, so everybody in the chatters box, make sure you get your list in. Jeeves, if you want to throw a list in, childhood crushes or teenage crushes or whatever from when you were growing up, Cameron, get your list in. Jiodi, get your list in. Tina, Betty, Vicki, I don't know if they'll hear this or not, but get your list in. Oh, for a bonus, are they still here? Eleanor?
Speaker: You're not gonna steal my crush now because I have the number one fucking dick and it's Woody Cooper, so leave it alone. Well, on my list, but not on your list. And I'm also gonna take your, if you don't take her number one, I'm taking your number two just to be a dick. Oh, I'm taking my number one. She is my number one. Yeah. Yeah, we'll see. Because I know how you like to fuck things up, Mr. Jones potato chips. I know you're gonna fucking...
Speaker: I know who you're talking about, but I have two that are really high up. I'm just going to put it out there right now. The bonus is, are they still your crush now? What's the bonus? What do you mean? They still have to be your crush now?
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no. As a bonus, like, for instance, you put the name and yes or no if they are still your crush now. Like, they're new, the older version. For instance, you said Winnie Cooper. Winnie Cooper back in the day? Gorgeous. Loved her. I agree with you. But is she still on your list of crushes today? As in, if she walked in the house right now,
Speaker: the 2022 version of her. I'm ready now. There's only one person I want to walk in my house right now. Well, sorry, Chris. I'm in Cancun. Ah! It's definitely me. We're making a whole hell of a lot easier for me to kick you in the dick. We walked into that door. Yeah, we're making a whole hell of a lot easier for me to kick you in the dick. So, you know, I mean, like, for the ladies, Leo DiCaprio, back in the day, good looking cat.
Speaker: It may have been your crush back in the day. Is he still on your crush list today? Like, you know, Leonardo Capri on the newest movie he did. We thrown in as a bonus. He did that, was it? Don't look up. Which is by far the worst he's ever looked in a movie. Oh, I haven't seen that movie. Jeeves, I gotta disagree with you. I've never been a fan. With the exception of a few. I have to see her now.
Speaker: But who, Drew Barrymore? Yeah. She's cute. She's always been cute. She's cute, but she's never been like, oh, I got to see you. She's so gorgeous. That's where you're listening. The reason I watched. Yeah, that's where you're listening. The reason we all watched The Wonder Years. It wasn't because of dude. It was because of fucking. I like the show. She was an added bonus.
Speaker: But yeah, so I think it'll be, uh, this will be a different one. I don't know. Well, fuck it. Well, I'm just, Cameron, we all, men and women all had crushes when you were growing up on actresses or, uh, sports stars or singers or, you know, whatever. So yes. And it's not just limited to TV movies. It's limited. It's crushes as long as they were a celebrity.
Speaker: And now that we're getting into more and more celebrity interviews, we might actually get your crush on the show. Wouldn't that blow your mind? Uh, yeah. Well, everyone wouldn't blow your mind if we were even Tony or anybody like that. If you got any of your childhood crushes to come on the show, you don't fuck my head up. Ooh, show off. Can Tom Brady be my childhood crush? No. Why? He wasn't a celebrity back then. Yes, he was.
Speaker: You're saying in 99? He was drafted in 2000. 2001? Yeah. I'm just asking.
Speaker: on stuff like that we didn't vote on. It will be interesting for especially obviously we're all guys you know three of us are guys so you know but like for the the ladies who who put up their list this week you know we'll be interested to see the guys that they had on crush it or had crushes on when they were when they were growing up or even no well we know I know Tony Tony did mention that he got
Speaker: So, you know. He's also got Tito and Jermaine, but. And Michael. And Michael. Don't forget Michael. He's also got Ricky Martin. You might actually have a chance with Ricky. Because he swings that way now, too. Ricky Martin might be too old to be a Machichi.
Speaker: And I was actually going to say that about the list In general is opinion the list in general is meant to be opinion based based off of our favorites so the fact that I
Speaker: And we can still bust each other's balls about it or whatever, but I don't think it should come into topic of conversation or sway how we pick as far as low -hanging fruits go. I don't think that should be an issue because - No, of course not. It shouldn't, but it's almost like a reflex. Yeah. You know, Mr. Ford, there, he just, he mentioned a little giants. I'm sure
Speaker: If, like I said, it was on my backups, but I'm sure if I would have said it, I would have gotten shit for it. I get shit for my list every week. It doesn't matter what I do, so. Yeah, I don't know. I could come up with some obscure shit and make some fun. So, order of pick would technically be my pick. Nice.
Speaker: Now, Chris, how many did you vote, did you get, and how many did Tony get? I have four, Tony had five. Five, okay, so it would be technically Mike, you, Tony, myself. Well, I don't foresee Mike being on the show in the near future. No, but he might send his in, he might send his in, so we can add it. We'll mass him in in the group chat so he can actually send it in, because I know he was super excited about this episode as well.
Speaker: Yeah. And then actually, the timing of 100 and 101 is actually perfect for the list. Why is that? Well, because we announce on 100 and 101 we pick.
Speaker: yes it's kind of you know i was worried about that i was i was afraid that we would have to announce on 101 and pick on 102 oh yeah no jody's already got her five in damn i haven't even started writing down i have it in the back of my head she's got a she's got a good starting five minus one
Speaker: Well, I got a couple on my list that, the one I have on my list, I haven't looked up her name because I only know her by her character's name.
Speaker: We were talking about it today. I was like, look, you've got to get back into the game. You've got to keep putting lists in. I said, you've got to be in that. And I said, especially this week, because I want to see who your crushes were when you were growing up. She said one. How closely are you? She said one. And I was just like, ugh. And she's like, you better leave that man alone. I was like, oh, OK. I see how it is. I think I could take him.
Speaker: with one of my assortment of weapons I have in the house here. As we're on here, I'm kind of looking up the name of the actress. Not that I'm going to announce it, but
Speaker: I wonder what she looks like now. I don't know. But, um, no, I think, I think it's going to be interesting. It's not even so much the list itself. It's just kind of interesting to see everybody's mindset, like when they were growing up. Exactly. Right. Yeah. That's the beauty of the list. And like, how, how far does your, you know, cause like, I don't want to drop any names or anything like that, but,
Speaker: like how far your list strays from one person to the next. You know, like one chick might be, or you know, one guy might be like a heavy metal rock singer or something like that. And now he's, you know. Well, then the next guy is like a pretty boy, pretty boy rom -com guy who only did like romantic movies and stuff like that and has like a clean cut image and stuff like that.
Speaker: So. Well, you know, I think that I think that I think that would be really cool to see just how how far each pick goes or are all your picks kind of, you know, OK, I can see a type here. Do you know what I mean? Right? Yeah. Like, you know, where they for to put it in and girls and in the female version, because we are mostly guys.
Speaker: Now, were you with the cheerleaders or the goth chicks in that area? And that's one of the reasons why I wanted to do this episode, this list on this episode or these two episodes for The Simple Fact. It can be quite embarrassing, but it also is more telling of us as humans. I don't foresee it being embarrassing, but, you know,
Speaker: Look, for instance, and I don't foresee her being on a list of ours, but, you know, for instance, Catherine Bach, then and now. No, she does not look the same. That woman is like two sides of the same coin. She does not look the same right now. She does not. But back in the day, the woman was gorgeous. I mean, she's still good looking. You know Catherine Bach is. Daisy Duke.
Speaker: Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Back in the day, she was looking broad. Now, woo!
Speaker: She's still good looking, but she's, she's uh... The ears have not been kind. The Olsen twins don't look the same. Let's be clear. The Olsen twins, they've always been busted. They look like wax figures. They look like, uh, if you took a skeleton, drip wax all over it. Them chicks look way too skinny. They need a sandwich. So, some, some, some women from back, back in the day don't look the same either, but that's because they're 99 % plastic.
Speaker: No, that's what I'm saying. Good evening, James. It kind of gives you also why you're picking your list to look back and see, oh, wow. That's right. I didn't find her gorgeous. Wow. Boy, was I wrong about how she was going to grow up. And then again, you were like, wow, she's still good looking, or all that fun stuff. She's still got it.
Speaker: You already know it's on my list. You already know who's still on my list, Chris. She's still my crush to this day. And I will ball your asses to get to her just to be like, ugh, Miss Christina Ricci. That woman is gorgeous. You got that right. Don't worry about it. You're good. You're good. Yeah. Both are all good, but you're good. Yeah, I mean, but that girl to this day still looks good. Too curious, though.
Speaker: Yeah, well, she's also, she lost, I find the unfortunate thing that she did lose the baby fat. That's kind of like what I liked about her. She had that baby fat back in the day. Well, much like, there's a couple of people in general, I mean, not on my list, but Kevin Smith, you look at Kevin Smith back in the day, and Kevin Smith, now he looks like a bobblehead.
Speaker: Well, yeah, he has that. It's the same thing that what's his face from a good day. America, the weatherman Al Roker. Some people when they, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They, like, it doesn't look right. His head looks like you put his head on. He looks like a bobble head. Just,
Speaker: And I'm happy for the man that had lost all the weight and he's no longer at risk of heart attacks and shit, but at the end of the day, you look at him, you're like, yeah, he's no longer that person. Ethan Suppley, Ethan Suppley, now he pulled it off well because he lost the fat and gained the beef. That motherfucker breaks shit out now.
Speaker: Yeah, he is. I won't say shit about me than something because they'll come down here and whoop my ass. He's got the means and the ability. You want to talk about a transformation man alive. Holy shit. He's always his entire career. He's always been the fat guy, you know, the big dopey fat guy. It was just well, you look at him and remember the Titans and you look at him now. It's it's saying it's the same person to molastic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: He's a beefcake. He's a fucking little badass, but little. A lot of hanging skin, but he's a big dude. No, no, no. He's all muscle. No, he's tightening that shit up, dude. He's literally accomplished. He's all jacked. I would not be surprised if he was the same weight, but it's all muscle now. He's a muscle. I would easily say maybe he's like 20 % body fat. He looks like a goddamn juggernaut on steroids from X -Men. Yeah.
Speaker: He took a picture with his shirt off and you can still see it on his sides. Really? Yeah, that was about two years ago. Dude's pictures of the shirt off. No, he took a picture like that. He really took a picture of the shirt off. Because you could see the muscle, but you could still see a lot of it. But he actually did an interview where he was talking about losing weight. And he didn't do anything special. He just fucking worked out. The pandemic hit. He fucking worked out like a motherfucker.
Speaker: Which is great. He's got a little bit of loose skin, but it's nothing crazy. I mean, he's just jacked now. He truly is. Yeah, he's a badass, bro. But no, like I said, I need to tell the AT &T folks that I'll get a chance. I'm trying to figure out how to pull up my password.
Speaker: Don't even get me started on that shit. I was trying to figure out how to pay my Prime, because I had my Amazon Prime on one card, but we don't use that card no more. We use a different card. And switching it over to the other card? Fuck, I still haven't got it done. You're right, Jim. It's addicting when you get in shape, but see me, I'll stop. Because after a while, it just gets redundant. Before I've been in the gym, I'll go back, but I know after six months, I'll stop giving the fuck.
Speaker: Yep. Yeah. You know, back in the day, back in school, I mean, fucking my senior year, if I wasn't working, I was in the gym.
Speaker: And I'm sure if I went to the gym for like three, four months, I'd drop the extra weight that I have and be right back to not exact shape of the way I was in high school, but I'd probably lose the belly. But I just know that after six months of being in the gym, I'm like, yeah, fuck this, I don't wanna go no more.
Speaker: I don't have that. It's about having a proper schedule to maintain it too. Because one thing about getting in shape is maintaining it. Getting in shape is holding it as a bitch. And I like to eat weird shit. I like to eat hamburgers.
Speaker: well let me know so that jeff you also make twenty five pounds of spaghetti and that's going to all that is rock that shit i will too you never had food in front of you like damn that's so good i'm full but i want more that's how i am with my spaghetti that's how i am with when i go to a dairy store house i'm just going to fucking eat steak oh this is jesus well it's like that the restaurant that we went to uh...
Speaker: before my wife had off to Europe. We went to that Brazilian steakhouse where they just keep bringing skewers of meat over and they cut it off with a knife. We were there for three hours, dude. I was just like... The football practice with no breakfast, that's where the fuck you go eat at. Well, I played that when I was in high school. I was a wrestler. And maintaining weight,
Speaker: Fuck, it was a bitch. Yeah, it's a bitch. And I don't, I don't... After, after high school, I was like, yeah, I'm not playing that game no more. I'm hungry, I'm gonna fucking eat. Damn right. But that gut, you don't want to see yourself with a gut after a while. And I did two years ago, that's when I started bringing myself with him. Oh Lord, here he goes. I'm gonna let him roll your ass up. I don't know, James, what did your boyfriend say?
Speaker: James, your wife didn't mind when I was hanging out with her. I can play this game all day. Yes, you can. Chris is still burning from when I got him when we went over the other day.
Speaker: Tony jumped off and he Chris said something smart right? He said I something about spit and I called him. No, that's right. He swallowed He's still her summer. I don't know Sean. No, we were talking Saturday Tony jumped off cuz he had to go What was funny was is
Speaker: I don't even remember how it brought it up. I'm not even remembering how it brought it up, but you said something about spit. And I said, no, that's right. You swallow. And you were just like, God damn it. I walked right into that shit. Yeah, I don't remember. That's as funny as hell. I don't remember.
Speaker: As long as you had fun Saturday night That's gonna dump shit the check you apologize after
Speaker: I told you before the weekend you was good, and then you kept doing it. I told you before the weekend, so you was good up until the weekend. You fucked shit up. James, what were you doing with Tony's box? Oh no, he sent me two bottles of Crown.
Speaker: I think he was just saying what everybody was thinking.
Speaker: Nice You can't well, I was to try to order through the mail it wouldn't let me do it so You can't Technically you can't but
Speaker: Yeah, I know. It already comes in a box. You put it in one of their boxes, you put bubble wrap and shit all around it when they ask if it's chemicals or liquid or whatever, you tell them no. No, but it is breakable, so it's hard. It's just a little bit more lenient than it was a couple years ago when I did look it up. Yeah. But he can't do so. Big ups to him. I thought he was saying he wanted to punch a fart box with his tongue.
Speaker: You did wrap it well, it was good. Appreciate you though, for real. Yeah, exactly. That's all you got. My uncle, my uncle sent me moonshine down to Charleston one time. And, uh, he's, he's checked the mail a couple of years ago too. That's what I told everybody don't do it. Well, anymore with email and stuff like that, the US postal service is kind of going the way of the dodo anyways. Right now, man, man, right now, post office is not safe. No, it ain't.
Speaker: I got a coworker. He used to work for them. He said, man, it's fucking crazy back there. He said, don't go to that shit. Be glad you ain't dancing. OK. Because I put in for that job. I'm going to put in for this one. I'm making more money. Where? The post office. Oh, yeah. I was going there for the benefits.
Speaker: Yeah, well the crazy thing is back in the day If you know a job like the Postal Service was like King Dick John Now it's like it ends up Because you got a future at the end it's not because you've got a retirement you go saves and everything but
Speaker: I'm actually better off with what I got than them, even with I was gonna do border patrol. I'm better with what I got now than what I have with them. Cuz border patrol was secure, but I'm actually excellent with what I got right now. That's why I don't push too much on it. I sit down when I go in, I go in. So I'm playing on being there tomorrow again, depending on how I feel in the morning like I did this morning, cuz I had to do a change. Yes, it was, James. That shit will be used, thank you.
Speaker: A lot of times we've talked offline and we're good no matter how the fuck we ended up on here. We are good because me and him had great conversations and we played a lot of shit up between ourselves and even between other folks. So that's my dude. Nobody could fuck with him. Um, I will be jumping in like I've done before. I don't care because he's come through more than most people who just talk shit.
Speaker: I've never had an issue with James at all. I like James. I've never had an issue with anybody online like like not even
Speaker: when I had my YouTube channel up and running and all that stuff. I've never had any trolls or anything like that. And my videos were bad. Chris has seen my videos. They're terrible. I had a couple. I called them out earlier. I know. I was going to troll your videos, but then I just felt bad. I'm like, it's like kicking it.
Speaker: It's like it's like kicking the special needs kids after after he already fell down the stairs In the middle of having and he's in the middle of having a seizure, man I'll tell you what You got a hand to the guys that can build shit on YouTube and stuff because it ain't easy. I mean What's good thing we're getting right in the show
Speaker: Yeah I think he's only referring to referring to us too because I said nowhere
Speaker: I will take your word for it. I'm going to take myself out of this equation. Tony, feel free to show Jeff you're negative. I'm good. I'm good. One second. Please send all dick pics to Jeff at KTM productions on Snapchat. I don't need any more men looking for me.
Speaker: You already got the you already got your your dance car filled with the mochi cheese, yeah Calling I mean a style protest much. Oh No James, I totally get it, you know, that's that's kind of what we do here. We if we fucking with you. We don't care about you
Speaker: No, get on him. Have a breakdown, chef.
Speaker: fuck you james cuz i really i really just people on the internet so scare me and the end of the day ninety percent of the shit that's said on the internet is exactly that shit he's gonna call me in about an hour crying just so you guys know i'm gonna have to talk him off a ledge thanks james yeah cuz my day is so unfulfilled
Speaker: Thanks James, I appreciate it. Yeah. James was so mean to me, Chris. Why does he do that? Meanwhile, the other thing Jess is going to get from me is... No, I'll tell you what. I'm actually getting ready to watch that new Bill Murray movie with Adam Driver on Netflix.
Speaker: It's like the dead don't die. Oh, dude, that movie's like three years old. Yeah, I get that. But it just came up on Netflix. I don't know if it's any good. No, it's like Willie's Wonderland.
Speaker: It's pretty bad, but it's good. For what it is, it's pretty good. I was watching the previews of it because they have that section on Netflix that's like coming soon and stuff. And it shows the previews. And I was looking at it and I was like, yeah, I don't know. Because I love Adam Driver. I think Adam Driver is great. And I love Bill Murray. And getting covers in it. Yeah, it's one of those movies.
Speaker: my fear is it's going to end up like that okay my fear is going to end up like that wet hot american summer did you guys see that the remake or the original or the sequel i should say oh no both of them were terrible i like the original one but then the one that you did the sequel and they were like all grown up oh like the 10 years later yeah what the the problem i had with this it's when you get these all like
Speaker: For a great example, the Royal Tannenbaums. I thought it was gonna be hilarious. You get this big ensemble cast where you're like, oh my god, this is gonna be amazing. Because it's got this and this one and this one. And then you watch it and you're like, wow, this is a big piece of shit. That's the example of the Royal Tannenbaums. That movie is so fucking bad. I like the movie, but the sequel or the 10 years, 20 years later where they were all grown up, I just thought that was bad.
Speaker: uh... did you tony i got one on fucking net place you guys see what's that what's that so we we watch chris the the thirteen nineteen eighty seven or seventy -five the whole church will be your street yet dole was fought to history it's it's three it's a it's like a miniseries was three individual movies and it's a really sick three different different times
Speaker: but it's all the same characters, all the same actors. Yeah, it's by R .L. Stein who did the Goosebumps books. What the fuck is this shit? It's by R .L. Stein who did Goosebumps, the Goosebumps books, but it is not Goosebumps. It's really good. The twist at the end was interesting. I enjoyed that. It's good. Check it out. That first episode in the grocery store, holy shit, man.
Speaker: Exactly. But with that being said, let's go ahead and wrap the show up tonight, boys. I got to get my lunch packed and all the other jazz for tomorrow. But what the fuck was that? Oh, hello.
Speaker: Um, the, uh, I do want to thank you guys, uh, for a hundred episodes, Jeffrey, you've been here with me since the beginning. Uh, it's been, it's been something else. It's been, uh, quite a ride. And to say the least, and I look forward to, I look forward to the next hundred in all honesty and seeing where we go with this and how we grow. I mean, just watching, watching how far we've come since the beginning.
Speaker: And where we're at now, Jeff and I said earlier, I honestly didn't expect Jeff to be here after 10 episodes. And that's not a diss on Jeff, that's not anything bad towards Jeff, I just know Jeff. And a lot of times he flies by the seat of his pants and then he just gets bored and he moves on.
Speaker: But it's just Jeff. It's not a bad thing. It's not a diss or anything like that. But we keep it fun. We have fun with it. It was great adding Mike in, which purely happened by accident because he filled in for Jeff one time. Hopefully, Mike will get his personal life in order and everything like that and come back a little bit better and whatnot. Tony, adding you was totally organic. It happened, but it's been fantastic. Appreciate it. I love having you guys on the show. Having fun. Fuck it.
Speaker: Yeah, I love having you guys on the show and at the end of the day, I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it just by myself. Having multiple people on the show does make it a little bit more easier for days when one of us can't be here. With the exception of Chris, because you have been on every single episode, which I'm very impressed with.
Speaker: Um, but you also behind the scenes behind the scenes, you do all the promotional, you do all the editing, all that stuff, but you also send out the invites. So, you know, everybody notify big ups to that too. Yeah. Yeah. It is a lot of work behind the scenes. It's a lot more than I expected. And, uh, as we grow and everything happens like that, it's more and more, but, um,
Speaker: Cam and I were talking and he said I'm afraid you're gonna get burned out and stop doing the show and I was like It's hard to get burned out on something that I'm it is a lot of work, but I love doing it And I love doing the live shows with you guys, you know, I look forward to more interviews Shout out to Brandon tonight. Thank you for coming on the show Cameron shout out to you for for the hookup. That was awesome
Speaker: I'm definitely looking forward to Brandon coming on the show again and hanging out with us, being on here for a full episode. And we can dive into his career a little bit more. We can just get into some shit, I think. It would be interesting that something I just thought of to bring back all three of our original interviews all in one. We can only get up to four people in here. That's supposed to be my question.
Speaker: I mean, but like, you know, we bring in one, then bring in another, bring in another. So it could be interesting, it could be fun. Well, yeah, I mean, if we could do like an hour piece with each one of them, but we would have to - Or we could do one on Zoom, record it, and then post the audio and video. We could do that way.
Speaker: Yeah, we can figure something out. But now I think as we go, we're going to get the opportunity to have more and more interviews. That's going to be fun. There's a lot of things going on in the shows growing and everything like that. And at the end of the day, I do want to say I really do appreciate you guys for taking time out of your lives and coming on here and doing that. And everybody who listens, thank you guys. Those of you who support us, that is awesome. Kevin. And like I said, I look forward to another 100 more
Speaker: And seeing where this where this train takes us. So ultimately, at the end of the day, I would love to make this my full time job. So, yeah, we'd be doing a lot more if we could make it up, but it would be fun if we could make it up all of it. We'd also probably start doing five shows a week, but. Gotta be like the loose candles in his mouth. Yeah, but I mean,
Speaker: It would be one of those things where it really, at the point that we're starting to make enough money to live off of it, then, you know, that's what it does. We will storm a full -time ship. We'll storm.
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Speaker: with a little Blacktop Mojo. This is so great not having ads anymore. It's fantastic. But our official show closer, Blacktop Mojo, Wicked Woomy. And eventually I'll get that timed out just right. So right when I say that, bang! You know, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it.
Speaker: She lost her life, she lost her blood on her hands. She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red. She whispers prayers and groans when she communes with the dead.
Speaker: Through the fire and darkness he chants You raise the blade above the head And I break down to the end she says Wow, I'm all alone in the sky To take this sacrifice I wanna live on fire
Speaker: Around the woods a thousand hounds are gone and she stops to freeze
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself?
Speaker: Sir, this is a Speedy Mart. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No man, like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. All right. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right.
Speaker: Ah, got your bad damn key right there. Make sure you bring that back. And that'll be $13 .62. And I'm gonna have to have exact same, so we're in a coin shortage at the moment. Whatever, man. Okay. Set. Set. Let me start.
Speaker: I'm gonna win this game, take this sacrifice I wanna live forever and now, spirit in the air Give me all of us, make me the fire
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: I want to live forever Now, spirit in the air Give me a little love Make me a god like you Make me a god like you
Speaker: That's a wrap. Thank you guys for hanging out. 100 episodes in. I can't wait to do 100 more. Appreciate y 'all for listening. We will see you Saturday night with a brand new show. And with that being said, there's only one thing left to do. Alrighty. Alright. Come down Matt. You had your turn. It's my turn Matt.
Speaker: Alrighty! Appreciate that, Matt. Thank you. That's Matt's exit. We do the deuces of Mother Major. He says, alrighty! I could make that happen. We could put that at the end right before you guys say your little lines.
Speaker: But with that being said, we will see you guys Saturday night with a brand new episode. We appreciate y 'all. You have no idea how much it means to have your support. Oh, Jeffrey hit him with it. Somebody hit Tony's life alert button. He's so angry. And with that all being said.
Speaker: I'm like a rash, I just don't fucking go away. Goodbye, motherfuckles. Until next time, same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel.
