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“You Voted Commie, What Did You Expect, Amateurs?”

AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini

60 plays · Apr 28, 2024

*TOPICS THIS WEEK:*  1. What happens when you vote with your feelings. 2. “This Week In DEI Privilege”! 3. Amateur Nation “selectively remembers” OJ. *On “A la Carte”:* Whoopi Goldberg is officially insane, the CDC admits an “oopsie!”, and….what’s goin’ on with Sean Combs? #diddler? P Diddy? Anything? *On “3 Pro Things”:* Ending the kajillion-dollar Biden spending spree, an Chinese-American citizen who escaped from China won’t ever give up her guns, and I told ya Metal was good for ya! *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL:“Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous *SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE*: for 60-second podcast previews!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOh5fIZVQdT0VG2M59S0Vwg *MORE*: https://www.lousantini.com/ *THE BOOK*: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08254WSV4 *Facebook:* https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainment  *Instagram:* https://www.instagram.com/lou.santini3/ *Truth Social:* https://truthsocial.com/@lousantini3 *LinkedIn:* https://www.linkedin.com/in/lousantini/ *GETTR:* https://gettr.com/user/lousantini

Transcript

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Speaker: Warning.

Speaker: The podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people.

Speaker: It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self-entitled, unintelligent, self-centered idiots.

Speaker: Attention whores, ignoramuses, dolts, clods, nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive crybabies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us.

Speaker: In one word, amateurs.

Speaker: Amateurs.

Speaker: It's Amateur Nation with Lou Santini.

Speaker: I hate communists.

Speaker: All they do is boss people around.

Speaker: Well, then you came to the right place.

Speaker: We call attention to and call out the amateurs.

Speaker: The people who are doing life wrong.

Speaker: The speed bumps of life.

Speaker: The people that are in your way every day.

Speaker: The unintelligent, obnoxious, attention-whoring, self-entattled drama queen victim types who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self-awareness, common sense, manners, or social skills, and are disturbing the flow of the pros.

Speaker: Hi, Mom.

Speaker: Oh, hey, Lou.

Speaker: Amateur Nation, it's not just a podcast, it's a movement.

Speaker: This is episode 275.

Speaker: You voted commie.

Speaker: What'd you expect, amateurs?

Speaker: On today's episode, you vote commie.

Speaker: Here's what you get, amateurs.

Speaker: This week in DEI, another privilege.

Speaker: And amateur nation remembers OJ.

Speaker: Kinda.

Speaker: Then we make sure the amateurs who might be listening are crying in the a la carte segment.

Speaker: Then we close the show with three things done right on three pro things.

Speaker: All right, as always, shouts out to Pro Nation first.

Speaker: Shouts out to Larry Skopanski, Johnny Fedovich, Jeffrey Axe, Richard Leach, Meredith Rockenstein, Scott Stix-Weisner, and Bebo on Facebook.

Speaker: And Poz Winshstein, Tina Vevidal, Bob Fisher, Joe Bartnick, Comedy Ah New, and Les Jennings on Instagram.

Speaker: Your Pro Post of the Week by Alert Pro Richard Zoutke on Facebook.

Speaker: This.

Speaker: I've always wondered why liberals were referred to as the left and conservatives as the right.

Speaker: Then I found this Bible verse, the heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.

Speaker: Ecclesiastes 10.2.

Speaker: Before we dive into today's topics, I was watching Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations Travel Food Show on Max last week.

Speaker: It was an episode that featured the restaurants of San Francisco.

Speaker: I've been there four times.

Speaker: It was shot in 2009.

Speaker: While Bourdain was setting the scene in the intro about San Francisco's history, landmarks, Haight-Ashbury, the Summer of Love, etc., he mentioned how it's still a city of change and protest, etc.

Speaker: Again, this was 2009.

Speaker: That's 15 years ago, but that city of change crap is a fancy way of saying a homeless and hippie reject headquarters.

Speaker: While Bourdain was describing San Francisco as he and his guests walked through the streets, again, 15 years ago, he was met with what California would call homeless, but in reality, these were young, predominantly white, able-bodied, late teens and 20-somethings, shouting obscenities and throwing things at Bourdain, his guest, and the cameraman.

Speaker: And of course, Bourdain, being the liberal New Yorker that he was, simply dismissed the lazy, entitled, drug-addicted, they'll-never-grow-up hippies that polluted San Francisco back then...

Speaker: as quirky.

Speaker: Colorful.

Speaker: It takes all kinds crap.

Speaker: That was 15 years ago that episode.

Speaker: I told my girlfriend who was watching with me, 75% of these people are dead now.

Speaker: What, they've turned their lives around?

Speaker: Started working for a living?

Speaker: Earning their keep?

Speaker: Saw the value in hard work and character building?

Speaker: Saw the error of their lazy ways and stopped being a drain on society?

Speaker: The show showed them openly doing drugs, outdoor sponge baths, begging for money.

Speaker: These are not people who fell on hard times.

Speaker: These are drains on society.

Speaker: Then Bourdain showed, no joke, in 2009, a free Palestine protest.

Speaker: Nothing like the illegal traffic-stopping outright dangerous roadblock on the Golden Gate Bridge we saw a couple weeks ago.

Speaker: But my point is, why are foreigners protesting America on our soil?

Speaker: I'm all for free speech and the First Amendment for any legal American citizen.

Speaker: But if you're not from here, back to your home country to complain.

Speaker: Now, flash forward to today when it comes to protests, and you'll notice none of these Hamas pro-Palestine protesters have shot anybody yet.

Speaker: These Soros-funded groups have been told to stand down.

Speaker: But here's the flaw.

Speaker: Anyone who joins these protest groups already clearly has a flawed moral compass, to say the least.

Speaker: It is crazy to say the obvious.

Speaker: It's just a matter of time before some over-enthusiastic Hamas supporter gets antsy and shoots an unarmed American citizen.

Speaker: I absolutely want to be wrong about this.

Speaker: But you've seen the protests if you've watched any news besides mainstream media.

Speaker: These protests are escalating and getting more volatile with each event.

Speaker: And what do you think Biden will do when an innocent American citizen is injured or killed by a Hamas protester?

Speaker: Immediately denounce it in a press conference and have that criminal arrested and deported?

Speaker: Strongly state his defending of innocent American lives?

Speaker: Or will he make concessions and excuses, choosing his words carefully and or backpaddle like he did when he called the man who killed Lakin Riley as an illegal alien?

Speaker: President Coloring Book's track record has shown he puts other countries, illegal aliens, and amateur nation first.

Speaker: Legal tax-paying American citizens are not this administration's priority.

Speaker: You'll hear even more evidence of this on today's episode.

Speaker: How about this?

Speaker: Americans should go to another country and start protesting President Coloring Book and America's commie siege from within and all its corruption.

Speaker: My gut says we'd be met with blank stares, ambivalence, and probably arrest.

Speaker: You see, that's what happens when you disrupt a society of which you are not a member.

Speaker: You're supposed to be the pariah.

Speaker: Shunned, locked up.

Speaker: No different if you just walked into someone's house and started raising hell.

Speaker: No different.

Speaker: You see, China sees what we have in America, and they want it.

Speaker: Land, resources, real estate, mansions, banks, commerce, industry.

Speaker: They've already ruined their country.

Speaker: Its geology, ecology, and its non-wealthy people are a wreck.

Speaker: This attack on America from within is a land grab, and ideally only the wealthiest will survive.

Speaker: China wants it all.

Speaker: China, in conjunction with the worst part of the Middle East, are working together to take what we have.

Speaker: What you earned.

Speaker: What your parents and grandparents died for so you could have it.

Speaker: And by the way, if China were successful, the first thing they'll do is kill off the weak and mentally unstable.

Speaker: All the protesters for BLM and Hamas, all the transgender, all the mentally ill, all the homeless, all the anti-commie.

Speaker: And you and amateur nation keep voting for and worshiping the very people shitting on America.

Speaker: Politicians, pro athletes, higher education, and the Hollywood elite.

Speaker: Why would you keep giving Disney and Nike and Doritos and Bud Light and the like your money?

Speaker: Why are you still watching the NBA, NFL, and Major League Baseball?

Speaker: Every fan of the sport I know complains it's not as good as it used to be.

Speaker: Wanting things to be like they were and still watching and participating in the hopes that they will be like the old days won't de-commy our American institutions.

Speaker: They want to destroy those institutions.

Speaker: Let them.

Speaker: But don't fund them and set them up for retirement before they die off.

Speaker: Cut the cord now.

Speaker: Then watch all those elite groups grovel.

Speaker: They do not deserve your loyalty.

Speaker: They laugh at you.

Speaker: Here's what's happening in Amateur Nation.

Speaker: Step one.

Speaker: Topic number one.

Speaker: It's time for You Voted Commie.

Speaker: What'd you expect, amateurs?

Speaker: Or What Happens When You Vote With Your Feelings.

Speaker: An illegal alien who was deported eight times with 11 arrests has now been charged with murder in Ohio.

Speaker: 46-year-old Furman Garcia Gutierrez has used at least seven different names and three different birth dates.

Speaker: Yeah, let's let all the unknowns, unnamed, and illegal people just walk in and start having a say in how things are running this country.

Speaker: You know, because they're so schooled on our country, laws, needs, history, politics, and economy.

Speaker: The same way you voted when you went to Mexico or Sandals in Jamaica or Europe.

Speaker: Remember when you voted in their elections?

Speaker: What, because you didn't live there?

Speaker: Remember when you were a kid and took the family vacation out of state and your parents said, before we go to Disneyland, we just have to stop and vote in Florida state and local elections?

Speaker: Did I ever tell you you're a dick?

Speaker: Why?

Speaker: Because I'm right?

Speaker: Here's Kamala, why is my throat always sore, Harris, talking about another heist perpetrated on the American taxpayers.

Speaker: By the way, notice how for the first time in a long time, she doesn't just ramble incessantly.

Speaker: This time she's reading directly from a written statement.

Speaker: If you've paid undergraduate loans for more than 20 years, or graduate loans for more than 25 years, those loans will be completely forgiven regardless of your income.

Speaker: And even if you did not graduate.

Speaker: And forgiveness will be automatic for the vast majority of the 25 million people that we believe will benefit from this approach.

Speaker: Even if you didn't graduate.

Speaker: Rewarded for laziness, unaccountability.

Speaker: Question, and I've said this before, loan forgiveness being paid by the government counts as income.

Speaker: Yes, that's taxable, right?

Speaker: So instead of colleges getting paid by students, the government covers it with your tax dollars, then taxes the students and gets paid again.

Speaker: I bet President Coloring Book doesn't spend his own money the way he spends yours.

Speaker: But he's spending $830 million more of your tax dollars in grants to fund 80 projects aimed at toughening the nation's aging infrastructure.

Speaker: All right, I'm with you.

Speaker: Against the harmful impacts of climate change.

Speaker: Oh, no, never mind.

Speaker: Oh, you mean the climate change that murdered Maui?

Speaker: Or was that the climate change that ravaged East Palestine?

Speaker: No, wait, it's the climate change that destroyed the Francis Scott Key Bridge and Flint, Michigan's water.

Speaker: That infrastructure, that was the climate change at work.

Speaker: As I mentioned more times than Kamala Harris has dropped to her knees, commie president coloring book is at the behest of Soros, Klaus Schwab, Obama, Gates, Hillary Clinton, and other bribe givers in the form of our national enemies.

Speaker: You heard him last week on three pro things, but here's Louisiana Senator John Kennedy, one of my favorites, grilling a Biden administration official revealing the ways Biden is working with our enemies.

Speaker: audio courtesy of the scoop on instagram now it's a bit long of a clip but it takes time to sniff out a liar sometimes the bad administration has operated as iran's best friend hasn't it no i disagree completely senator well iran sold iraq 10 billion 9 million 10 billion dollars worth of electricity but iraq couldn't pay it because of our sanctions

Speaker: against Iran.

Speaker: That administration weighed those sanctions, didn't it?

Speaker: So that Iran could get $10 billion.

Speaker: Isn't that a fact?

Speaker: No, Senator.

Speaker: Those waivers started under the Trump administration.

Speaker: That money is still in Iraq.

Speaker: That money has never been to Tehran.

Speaker: It will never go to Tehran.

Speaker: The first waiver was on July 2023, wasn't it?

Speaker: Senator, I believe that was where it started in 2018.

Speaker: The first waiver the Biden administration did was July of 2023, wasn't it?

Speaker: Senator, again, I believe the waiver program started in... You didn't issue a waiver on July of 2023?

Speaker: Senator, the waivers were continued into 2020.

Speaker: And you issued another waiver to get the money to Iran in November of 2023, didn't you?

Speaker: Senator, as I said, that money has never been, will never go to Iran.

Speaker: The money is still in Iraq.

Speaker: The money may be used for humanitarian purposes, but not a dollar of that money.

Speaker: And you issued another waiver...

Speaker: On March of 2024, not too long ago, that was six weeks after Iran killed three American soldiers.

Speaker: So you gave Iraq permission to give Iran $10 billion.

Speaker: No, Senator.

Speaker: As I mentioned, this was something that started in 2018 under the Trump administration.

Speaker: It allowed Iraq to purchase electricity and to store that money in Iraq.

Speaker: None of that money today will ever go to Iran.

Speaker: The money is being held for humanitarian.

Speaker: You're not telling the truth, Mr. Secretary.

Speaker: No disrespect, but that's just not true.

Speaker: Senator Menendez and Senator Scott made the point.

Speaker: We all know, unless you peaked in high school, you know that money is fungible.

Speaker: You also, the Biden administration also paid around $6 billion to release five of our prisoners, didn't they?

Speaker: Senator, again, that money is in Qatar.

Speaker: None of that money has been used.

Speaker: It hasn't been moved.

Speaker: And as I said earlier, while money is fungible in the United States because we care about our people, it's not fungible for the Iranians.

Speaker: So the money's in Qatar, in a bank in Qatar?

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: Now, who controls that bank in Qatar?

Speaker: Those banks are controlled by those individuals who run that financial institution.

Speaker: So if President Biden says Qatar Bank

Speaker: Don't give this money to Iran.

Speaker: And the Qatar government says, give the money to Iran.

Speaker: Who do you think the Qatar banks going to listen to, Mr. Secretary?

Speaker: Senator, those banks in Qatar value greatly their ability to have a relationship with the United States.

Speaker: That's how they make money.

Speaker: Do you believe in the tooth fairy?

Speaker: Ultimately, if we cut off those banks, they will no longer be able to make money.

Speaker: Do you believe in the Easter money?

Speaker: So, Senator, while I understand your point, fundamentally, none of that money has gone to Iran, and that money is not going to go directly to Iran.

Speaker: Now, you did the same thing with Maduro, you meaning the Biden administration.

Speaker: You guys did the same thing with Maduro and Venezuela.

Speaker: You removed all the sanctions on oil and mining, including gold, with Maduro, the dictator of Venezuela, didn't you?

Speaker: So GL 44 and 43 were put in place in Venezuela.

Speaker: 43 has... Is that a yes?

Speaker: Jail 43 has been removed.

Speaker: So you said, okay, Maduro, we're going to remove Maduro.

Speaker: Best friends with Iran and Cuba and China and Russia.

Speaker: You, the Biden administration, removed the sanctions on oil and mining in Venezuela.

Speaker: And Maduro said, I promise you that I'll hold a free and fair election.

Speaker: And then he put all his opponents in jail.

Speaker: And the Biden administration has done nothing, hasn't it, except stand there sucking on its teeth.

Speaker: Senator, I want to say again, we provided general licenses.

Speaker: We did not remove the sanctions.

Speaker: The reason we did that was because we did not trust.

Speaker: So what we can do with the sanctions on Maduro's oil are not there, are they?

Speaker: General license 44, which gives permission for the sale of oil, expires on April 17th, which will then put those sanctions back in place.

Speaker: We did not remove the sanctions.

Speaker: The problem you folks have is that you want to quote Socrates in the middle of a bar fight.

Speaker: Iran is not our friend.

Speaker: Venezuela is not our friend.

Speaker: President Biden keep giving them money to buy weapons to try to kill us.

Speaker: Senator, do you not understand that?...on the Iranian regime.

Speaker: We have not allowed a dollar from Qatar or from the Iraqi electricity fund to flow to Iran.

Speaker: That's just not true.

Speaker: Senator Menendez explained that to you.

Speaker: Can you be that obtuse?

Speaker: Senator, as I've said, our goal is to make sure that we take every action to prevent Iran's destabilizing activity in the region.

Speaker: We're going to continue to go after Iran's sale of oil and try and limit their ability as best we can using the tools that you've given us.

Speaker: I'm here before the Senate asking for additional tools that will allow us to continue to do that.

Speaker: President coloring book, a man of the people, all people.

Speaker: And I do mean all, all races, religions, and occupations.

Speaker: When he gets his 23andMe or his Ancestry.com results, it's going to be the thickness of a phone book.

Speaker: If he filled out a job application, he'd have to check every ethnicity box.

Speaker: This audio medley from our commie-in-chief from RNC Research on Instagram.

Speaker: Hey,

Speaker: I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community.

Speaker: I had a very close relationship with the Greek-American community, for real.

Speaker: I am Joe Bidenopoulos.

Speaker: I grew up in a heavily Irish Catholic community in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and a heavily Italian-Polish community.

Speaker: When I say I got raised in the black church, he knows I'm not kidding.

Speaker: The Persian culture.

Speaker: is amazing.

Speaker: As a student of the Persian culture, I probably went to shul more than many of you.

Speaker: I come out of the black community.

Speaker: The background of my family is Irish-American, not fundamentally unlike the Palestinian people.

Speaker: I might say raised in the synagogues of my state.

Speaker: Everybody in town is either Polish or Italian.

Speaker: I grew up feeling self-conscious.

Speaker: My name didn't end in an SKI.

Speaker: I was raised in a neighborhood

Speaker: Where I felt self-conscious my name didn't end in O. That's kind of how I was raised, like so many Americans of Irish heritage.

Speaker: In HBCU, in your home state, Mr. President.

Speaker: Let me tell you, forget about it, that's where I got raised, man.

Speaker: Just like rabbis, synagogues, and Jewish community centers in your hometown, and that's the tradition of...

Speaker: I got raised.

Speaker: Hard-working people, the middle class, the neighbors I got raised in.

Speaker: I was raised on GM.

Speaker: I was raised by Danny Noe.

Speaker: I was raised by a righteous Christian.

Speaker: I got raised on all

Speaker: Now here's a flashback, courtesy of Raging Americans on Instagram, where President Coloring Book again accuses the other side of the very thing they're planning, doing, or did.

Speaker: The world has changed because of what Trump has done.

Speaker: And the American people, including independents and some Republicans, know how bad he is, know how much he's misrepresented, know how he's getting close to getting us in a war.

Speaker: I said, as the walls close in on this man, I'm worried he's going to get us to a war in Iran.

Speaker: Unfortunately, I may have been right.

Speaker: Who started World War III again?

Speaker: Who let 13 American soldiers die in Afghanistan?

Speaker: Who left billions of dollars in munitions on the table in the Middle East?

Speaker: Who unfroze over $100 billion in Iranian assets?

Speaker: Time to right the ship.

Speaker: Pro Nation has placated you mentally ill, stupid, full of feeling sheep long enough.

Speaker: We've entertained your psychosis, your whining, crying, your racism, your hate, your violence far too long.

Speaker: Those days are over.

Speaker: You should vote for Trump.

Speaker: You should vote for Trump.

Speaker: Sidebar, from right-wing buzz on Instagram, this.

Speaker: Every Biden voter should receive a complimentary, undocumented, unvetted, unknown illegal immigrant for the home in appreciation for their continued support.

Speaker: And now for step two.

Speaker: Topic number two.

Speaker: It's time for... This Week in DEI Privilege.

Speaker: Did you celebrate Lesbian Visibility Day?

Speaker: Funny how they never tell us exactly what the world is supposed to do for these LGBTQIA dollar sign, asterisk, ampersand, at symbol special days.

Speaker: Are we supposed to hug a lesbian?

Speaker: Give her your money?

Speaker: Cry in the front seat of your Nissan Leaf while making a TikTok video?

Speaker: Buy them sensible shoes?

Speaker: Join a softball league.

Speaker: Funny how you didn't hear the quiet on April 14th for the Day of Silence, which again, like all these ridiculous, pandering, needless special E-Wins days, remember, E-Wins, everyone who was not straight, they don't tell you what the members of said community are supposed to do besides bitch and moan, as well as the rest of the world that doesn't give a shit.

Speaker: Have you dumped your Planet Fatness stock yet?

Speaker: In North Carolina, a 38-year-old man who identified as a woman allegedly entered the female locker room at a Planet Fatness gym, stripped naked, exposed himself to a 17-year-old girl, and asked her to rub lotion on him and to shower together.

Speaker: Well, that's strike two.

Speaker: The next time it happens, why do I get the feeling that an angry mama bear or papa bear is going to literally fix the next man who pulls this crap?

Speaker: Well, balls come and balls go when you think about it.

Speaker: Speaking of the mentally ill and amateur nation, which is borderline redundant, a man who, ready, identifies as a woman and a vampire was convicted.

Speaker: A real shocker, actually, of sexually assaulting a teenage girl.

Speaker: who had mental disabilities.

Speaker: Oh, and he's also being investigated for strangling a man to death.

Speaker: No word on the criminal's pronouns.

Speaker: Sorry, amateur nation.

Speaker: It's my fault being white, straight, and male.

Speaker: I guess his identification as a woman didn't take.

Speaker: Thus, the toxic masculinity.

Speaker: Oh, I get it now.

Speaker: I know it because I know what mental illness looks like.

Speaker: As if the airline industry didn't have enough problems, Boeing planes made from balsa wood, high prices, limited flights, little creature comforts, and of course, DEI hires.

Speaker: What's missing?

Speaker: Ah, yes, sarcasm and condescension from one of the pilots.

Speaker: Here's audio, courtesy of alert pro David Harris Jr. on Instagram, of an unhinged female United Airlines pilot.

Speaker: This is your captain speaking, but never like this.

Speaker: I'll stop and I won't fly the airplane.

Speaker: Don't worry, I'm gonna let my co-pirate fly it.

Speaker: He's a man.

Speaker: Okay?

Speaker: It's a total meltdown.

Speaker: The pilot boarded in her street clothes and addressed the passengers over the intercom.

Speaker: Passenger Pam O'Neil couldn't believe what was happening.

Speaker: She said, let's take a vote.

Speaker: How many of you would like to take off now with me dressed as I am?

Speaker: Or would you prefer that I take 10 minutes to get changed into my cute little uniform?

Speaker: Then she started talking about her divorce and political candidates in the middle.

Speaker: She mentioned that a gentleman stood up and just yelled, whoa, enough.

Speaker: You're scaring me.

Speaker: Another passenger, Randy Reese, got up to leave and gave a running commentary on social media.

Speaker: Pilot also insulted a couple on board.

Speaker: Did I offend you?

Speaker: Okay, so did I purposely offend you?

Speaker: I did.

Speaker: The answer is yes.

Speaker: Pilot, please visit on doors.

Speaker: After 20 passengers insisted on getting off the United Airlines flight, the pilot quietly left the aircraft.

Speaker: Okay, if you don't feel safe, get off the airplane.

Speaker: How fast would you sue?

Speaker: Some good news, though.

Speaker: The University of Texas in Austin, which is notably increasingly liberal and commie, is actually firing its DEI staff to comply with a state law banning university DEI initiatives.

Speaker: You can find all my social media links and email directly at lusantini.com.

Speaker: Be sure to share this show and comment, leave a review, and or subscribe.

Speaker: Thursdays, you get a trailer with all the upcoming week's topics of discussion on Sneak Peek Thursday, and I post short clips throughout the week so you get a taste of what's coming.

Speaker: A la carte and three pro things are on the way, but first, Amateur Nation selectively remembers OJ on topic number three next.

Speaker: Hi pros, Lou Santini here, host of Amateur Nation.

Speaker: My Dry Bar Comedy Special, Amateur Nation, is now available.

Speaker: And just like this show, if you're allergic to a lack of common sense in today's world, and you like your comedy delivered with uncompromising talent like it is bite, then check out my half hour comedy special, Amateur Nation.

Speaker: Go to drybarcomedy.com slash Lou S. This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week.

Speaker: DrybarComedy.com slash Lou S. Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.

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Speaker: by our fallen heroes and their families.

Speaker: The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country, and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag too.

Speaker: Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.

Speaker: Together, we remember them all.

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Speaker: And now, Governor Santini.

Speaker: All right, now step three.

Speaker: Topic number three.

Speaker: Hit me!

Speaker: And now it's time for Amateur Nation Selectively Remembers OJ.

Speaker: OJ, USC legend, NFL Hall of Famer.

Speaker: Oh, and a double murderer and a thief.

Speaker: Died of cancer a couple weeks ago.

Speaker: The general consensus in America was good riddance.

Speaker: Karma took a while, but it came from this tragic collapse of a human being.

Speaker: OJ is an absolute example of privilege squandered.

Speaker: I said this before, I don't know how many...

Speaker: episodes back, I really see LeBron James going down this path.

Speaker: I'm not calling LeBron James a murderer or a double murderer or a wife abuser.

Speaker: Of course not.

Speaker: I just see the path LeBron has been taking with the collapse of his moral compass.

Speaker: The kneeling for the national anthem.

Speaker: I don't even think the man can read.

Speaker: I really don't.

Speaker: Just my opinion.

Speaker: But again, OJ is an absolute example of privilege squandered.

Speaker: He literally had it all.

Speaker: Money, fame, notoriety, and yes, privilege.

Speaker: But it wasn't enough.

Speaker: And like all criminals in Amateur Nation, it wasn't his fault.

Speaker: City University of New York professor Mark Lamont Hill said OJ killed two people, but his acquittal was, quote, correct and necessary to fight racism.

Speaker: Remember how racism was almost extinguished after Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman were brutalized, only to be replaced with, as Charlie Kirk pointed out, riots, looting, theft, anti-white and anti-Asian bigotry, defunding police, soaring crime and urban decay and DEI failures.

Speaker: Remember that?

Speaker: Oh, but it gets better.

Speaker: Here is reporter Stephanie Elam on CNN live saying the quiet part out loud.

Speaker: Listen to her catch her racism too little too late and then trailing off at the end.

Speaker: So just worth noting how much is was impacted by this trial, Jake.

Speaker: So many things happened.

Speaker: We saw policing changing here in the city.

Speaker: And it's also worth noting, because of that unrest, that racial unrest in the 90s, that is why so many people who may not have been invested in O.J.

Speaker: Simpson were just happy to see that someone who was rich and famous and black could get away with what other people did in the system as well, too.

Speaker: Stephanie Elam, thanks so much.

Speaker: Yeah, no minorities ever got away with murder before O.J.

Speaker: What a thing to celebrate.

Speaker: When that's your victory, you've lost the argument.

Speaker: All right, let's see if we can make a few more amateurs cry in some light bites on a la carte.

Speaker: Here we go.

Speaker: Is it weird that my favorite app on my phone is the Weather Channel app?

Speaker: It works.

Speaker: It's quick.

Speaker: I don't need a password.

Speaker: It's free.

Speaker: Done.

Speaker: If there ever was a group that truly deserves a whole month of recognition rather than a few select days a year, it's veterans.

Speaker: Amen to that, brother.

Speaker: Remember when National Public Radio was nonpartisan?

Speaker: I used to contribute to them.

Speaker: Turns out NPR employs 87 commies in editorial positions and zero Republicans in their D.C.

Speaker: newsroom.

Speaker: That verse is good, right?

Speaker: Walking and talking human ulcer, The View host Whoopi Goldberg, I'm so sick of Whoopi.

Speaker: Claimed that the GOP wants to bring slavery back to America.

Speaker: Maybe she's retarded.

Speaker: See, I just keep hearing Justin Timberlake's sexy back song in my head, except sexy is replaced with slavery.

Speaker: You know, the actual slaves didn't do as much whining and complaining about slavery as the people of today who were never slaves.

Speaker: Oh yeah, that one's gonna get me in trouble.

Speaker: But I'm right.

Speaker: And you thought President Coloring Book's spending was out of control with Ukraine.

Speaker: I don't care.

Speaker: I'm tired.

Speaker: My balls are low.

Speaker: Turns out we got extra.

Speaker: How about an extra $254 million to Ethiopia and Sudan?

Speaker: You know how they're our problem, right?

Speaker: The good news is we have three major thank you cards coming.

Speaker: The Communist Disease Center said it accidentally inflated children's COVID death numbers in a coding logic error.

Speaker: Okay, so tell us the name of the person who didn't carry the one and also tell us the names of the people who made these life-altering mistakes that affected the entire world so we have proof that they are fired and incarcerated.

Speaker: Brought to my attention from the libertarian homeschooler on Instagram, as George Orwell said in 1984, listen carefully.

Speaker: They never stated or implied that a forgery was committed.

Speaker: Always the reference was to slips, errors, misprints, or misquotations, which it was necessary to put right in the interest of accuracy.

Speaker: In, all right, well, I give up news.

Speaker: A report shows that cancer-causing chemicals are found in Band-Aids and CureRad bandages.

Speaker: Time to go generic or, I don't know, bleed out.

Speaker: Ah!

Speaker: Still waiting on the follow-up on the cover, I mean the Sean hashtag diddler combs human trafficking cover-up, I mean story.

Speaker: Damn it, I keep going to that.

Speaker: As long as we're waiting for follow-up stories, I would like to hear more about the Maui murders, the Ashley Biden diary, the Epstein client list, the truth behind East Palestine and Francis Scott Key Bridge, Hunter Biden's entire life.

Speaker: I can go all day, folks.

Speaker: I know amateurs, you don't care, as long as I get your pronouns right.

Speaker: It's like having cancer and being fixated on a hangnail.

Speaker: You crying yet, amateurs?

Speaker: Pros are still laughing at you.

Speaker: Time now for three pro things, three things that are done right.

Speaker: Number one.

Speaker: Warren Buffett says he can end the $32 trillion USA debt in five minutes.

Speaker: You just passed a little audit that says that anytime there's a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all sitting members of Congress are ineligible for re-election.

Speaker: Now you've got the incentives in the right place, right?

Speaker: So it's capable of being done.

Speaker: And they're trying to use the incentive now that we're going to blow your brains out, America, in terms of your debt worthiness over time.

Speaker: And that's being used as a threat.

Speaker: A more effective threat would be just to say if you guys can't get it done, we'll get some other guys.

Speaker: Number two.

Speaker: Here's a Chinese immigrant, Lily Tang Williams, who is now an American citizen, destroying anti-gun nut David Hogg in a Second Amendment argument.

Speaker: Now, who is probably more well-versed?

Speaker: A big-mouthed millennial who has never had to defend himself or his property, or a Chinese person who escaped communist tyranny and oppression from a country known for tyranny and oppression in present-day concentration camps?

Speaker: Hi, my name is Lily Tang Williams.

Speaker: Welcome to my live-free or die state.

Speaker: Actually, I am a Chinese immigrant who survived communism.

Speaker: And under Mao, you know, 40 million people were starving to death after he sold communism to them.

Speaker: And 20 million people died, murdered during his Cultural Revolution.

Speaker: So my question to you, David, is that can you guarantee me, a gun owner tonight, our government in the U.S., in D.C., will never, never become a tyrannical government?

Speaker: Can you guarantee that to me?

Speaker: There's no way I can ever guarantee that any government will not be too radical.

Speaker: Well, then the debate on gun control is over because I will never give up my guns.

Speaker: Never, never.

Speaker: And you should go to China to see how gun control works for dictatorship of CCP.

Speaker: Number three.

Speaker: I told you metal was good for you.

Speaker: Look, I like all kinds of music, but if you know me and or this show, I'm a metal head at heart.

Speaker: And while it may not be your cup of tea, listen to this audio of a clinical psychologist talking about the benefits of listening to heavy metal.

Speaker: Brought to my attention from Alert Pro, fellow comedian, and friend, German-Finnish-American comedian Katie Rausch.

Speaker: Hi, my name is Dr. Nicola Andrioli.

Speaker: I'm a clinical psychologist.

Speaker: Listening to any type of music can be therapeutic and can allow for an emotional release.

Speaker: Heavy metal is no exception.

Speaker: In fact, heavy metal has been found to lessen negative emotions by reducing cortisol levels, which helps to lessen stress.

Speaker: Research has found that people who listen to heavy metal tend to think more logically and in more complex terms than those who don't listen to heavy metal, and heavy metal has been found to help the most with focus.

Speaker: Now, lyrics in heavy metal do tend to focus on rage, but there is no research linking listening to heavy metal with a desensitization to violence.

Speaker: In fact, listening to heavy metal has been found to be a positive way to process anger safely.

Speaker: Maybe amateur nation should shoot less whining and crying videos from the front seats of their Nissan Leaves and start cranking up some mega death.

Speaker: 2024 is the year of the great resist.

Speaker: Do not stay silent, fellow pros.

Speaker: Make your voice and your votes heard.

Speaker: Amateur Nation is not just a podcast.

Speaker: It's a movement.

Speaker: Don't tolerate amateurs and their America last agenda.

Speaker: Go to luciantini.com and you'll find all my social media links on Instagram, Truth Social, Facebook, and YouTube.

Speaker: And you can email me there too.

Speaker: Ask me questions, leave me comments and criticisms and beg for free tees and shot glasses.

Speaker: Remember, amateurs, we see you.

Speaker: You're not at home.

Speaker: Don't do life wrong.

Speaker: Go pro.

Speaker: Don't be an amateur.

Speaker: For Amateur Nation, I'm Lou Santini, and this has been a big, major production.

Speaker: I know it because I know what mental illness looks like.

Speaker: There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15 plus years.

Speaker: A sense of entitlement.

Speaker: A constant need for attention.

Speaker: Ironically coupled with the need to be left alone.

Speaker: A desire to be treated the same as everyone else.

Speaker: Stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly.

Speaker: Introducing the book, Amateur Nation.

Speaker: The Decline of Common Sense Manners and Social Skills.

Speaker: The Second Edition.

Speaker: Inside, you'll read...

Speaker: The Amateur Mission Statement.

Speaker: The 30 Truths About Amateurs.

Speaker: The Four Stages of Being an Amateur.

Speaker: Amateur Habitats and History.

Speaker: Social Media plus Me, Me, Me equals Amateur.

Speaker: Technology and Amateur Behavior.

Speaker: With dozens of real funny photos, weird signs, and laugh-out-loud real-life accounts and actual conversations vividly showing how us pros are surrounded by Amateur Nation every day.

Speaker: Download the expanded second edition of the e-book, Amateur Nation, The Decline of Common Sense Manners and Social Skills.

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