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Speaker: Yeah! Happy Saturday, bonkers! Welcome to Nonsense School Nonsense. I'm Glick. Jeff is in the building. Poor Max Hedrum. One of the two. I haven't figured it out yet.

Speaker: Tony D is, Tony D is MIA. Of course, apparently it's Saturday evening and he's forgotten how to use his phone, but that's okay. You guys are not already. Go ahead and check us out on them social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Don't forget to join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday at 6 PM right here on YouTube and Twitch.

Speaker: And if you can't join us live, that's okay, baby birdies, because we don't feed you. You can listen to us anytime, any place on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts that all act nonsensical nonsense. So go to the spot, give us a like, and if you be so kind, tell a friend, tell a hundred friends.

Speaker: That way, people will know how cool we really are. Well, I am. I can't vouch for the other two. I'm really cool. The other two, they're cool by association. They're cool by association.

Speaker: I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take a nap, right? So I like two hours for the show. So I laid down Took a little wee little nap and then I woke up and I was like, uh Fuck I have nothing to drink. I have no cigarettes. Fuck. I look at my watch. I'm like, oh, I got 10 minutes No problem Time for a B double E double. Are you in? Then I got up

Speaker: And I get ready to get to the door, and I was like, wait, I got pissed. I went to the bathroom, looked down, and I was like, I still got five minutes. Oh, my god. I forgot that it took me a long time. You can't have it because you'll destroy it. Yeah, I know.

Speaker: Saturday night. I know you guys don't know how to use your phones on Saturday night. So I was like, well, apparently I'm going solo tonight. So I was, uh, I was doing some quick research and stuff like that. Give me a couple of topics to talk about because I've always got stuff on the fly ready to go. But before we get too far into the show,

Speaker: I fucked myself as I'm going to the store. I was like, should I say I'm going to the store? I'll fuck them, they'll figure it out. They're big, they're grown boys. They know what they're doing. I said this, I don't have to check in every five minutes. I'm a grown ass man. I get back. I think you guys were full control. You what? What are the room? You're not in the way at all, baby. I was going to say, it's not like we take up a lot of space. No, but I'm going to be able to be hearing one side of you.

Speaker: Do you want me to take my earbuds out? No. Go full. We'll go realize. I could come there, Nikki. No, that's fine. Go. Oh, shit. Well, it might help if I turn my internal speaker on. That would help. Yeah. What? I said sorry. Just put the back in.

Speaker: I actually have a interesting little question for you later on. Remind me, I found out some sports knowledge I'd like to impart on you that I think you can actually get a kick off.

Speaker: Well, it's much like the Canton thing. No, it's a lot like the Canton thing, like where football was inventive and I knew it and you didn't. So it was like, it's that kind of knowledge and I think you'd find it interesting. If it's not going to bother you, I'll put the internal speaker on. I just knew you had that on. So I didn't want to bother you. She doesn't want to hear me.

Speaker: Now, you're gonna be punished. Now, you have to listen to Jeff. Yeah. Now, you're flagged. Listen to Jeff. Yeah, it could be worse. I could be there. You don't get to listen to just me. It's fine. I'm going upstairs. No. Nothing for you to do upstairs. You can watch your boyfriend's podcast. If you want to take part of it live. Yeah. God forbid. You're being awfully mean to me today.

Speaker: I already said no. Hey, I showed you I gave you the perfect Valentine's Day gift, Chris. I mean, it's that video I sent you. I mean, it said it all. And I knew it was right up your eyes, Sally. She already sent me a different one that basically said the same exact thing. So I'm shopping for cows. No. And where am I going to fucking put a cow? They're living room. They're not that big.

Speaker: We are not having farm animals in the house. We've already had this discussion. Come on. What's his name? Billy Crystal did it. We are not having farm animals in the house. We already had that discussion because nobody else knows how to clean up after. Nobody will clean up after them except for me. This amides the problem. And I'll just eat them. You'd literally just have to invest in drop cloths. Yeah. I'll just eat them. Not newspaper drop cloths. Put a fucking cow in the house and I'll eat it. That fucking egg.

Speaker: I'll just grab a **** in one of those like uh little mini torches. Yeah. Walk by and warm a piece of it up as I walk by and take a bite. Burn the hair off and take a bite. You know. And then you can make a nice little leather couch. Right on. Right on the left. Use all the parts. You know what I'm saying? No, but hey, there he is. Why is this cow missing pieces of it?

Speaker: Tony D in the house looking like he's a ghost, actually. Smile, Tony, so I can see you. See, look, I can see you now! As he covered his face. Why do you have to constantly prove him right? We've already got too far into the show tonight. I have a little

Speaker: I want a little something for your ear holes, gentlemen. Okay. Alright, buddy. Rock Lee. Uh oh. Without a new a new instrumental. The other day. Go for it. I wanted to. Actually, all of our break music and everything tonight is all Rock Lee. Word. Okay. I downloaded it all.

Speaker: but this is his newest, uh, it was like an instrument or instrumental. I don't know. I don't know what the DJs call them these days, but it's called the chemist. I like it. It's a fun, uh,

Speaker: these newest creation from the laboratory. He calls it the chemist. I like it. I think it's got kind of a, it's got a cool little vibe to it. Kind of got a little bit of a spooky vibe to it. Kind of got a little bit of a spooky vibe to it too. I like it. Yeah. That'd be awesome during Halloween for like behind my Halloween decorations. Yeah. So I, you know, I, right, right before the show,

Speaker: I was getting ready to download it, and I was like, hey, real quick question. He's like, would you stop asking? You don't have to ask to play my music. Just play it. No, but it's a liability thing at this point. No, it's not a liability thing. It's a common courtesy thing, man. Well, it's a common courtesy thing, but it's also it's you want to make sure you're still cool with the show. Oh, I know he is. He sends me shit all the time. Like, he sends shit to me all the time. I know he's so cool with the show.

Speaker: But I still ask you. I get it. Yeah, it's it's like you had a legal team. They would say, even though even though I told him tonight or today when I was talking to him tonight, I said, hey, we want to get you back on the show. And his response was, fuck, yeah, I would love to. I'm glad that you guys still make time for the little guys since you're so big now with all your soul.

Speaker: I was like, really? Says the guy that's worked on Netflix shows and everything else. I'm like, yeah, really, dude, you're not. I was like, really? I said, first and foremost, we're never going to be too big for family, so calm down. Second of all, just let me know when you're free so we can get you on here, you goofy bastard.

Speaker: So I was, as you do when you're bored, I scroll through TikTok, and I saw something, and I was like, I wonder if the boys know this. So boys, what is the oldest NFL team? Oh, what is NFL? Something about the Packers or the Rodgers. Wrong on both counts, Tony. I was thinking the Packers or,

Speaker: Still still an NFL team. Like it's still exist. Yeah, they still exist as far as I know. I mean, they're still in the league. I've heard of them. Yeah, they're still in the league. I mean, as much sports as I know. But I have heard of them. Outside of a movie.

Speaker: Have you heard outside of a movie? I was thinking I was thinking either. Well, I was with Tony with the Packers, but I was also thinking either the Colts or and this is kind of a long shot, but the Cardinals. I feel like the Cardinals have been around forever. You're glitching out real bad. Chicago Cubs.

Speaker: Sorry, I'm at Bears. I'm at Bears. I'm at Glitchin. What the fuck is wrong with Peter? Stump Bears. Dead Bears. I don't know if you can hear me now. Stump Bears. Let's see. The first NFL playoffs took place. Well, go ahead. I mean, tick my TikTok. No, I'm not. OK, never mind. It came from TikTok. Yes, I'm going to check. It is my TikTok. Yes, it must be real.

Speaker: the green, the Green Bay, the Green Bay Packers founded in 1919. Uh So, the Green Bay Packers are, they were founded in 1919. Join the NFL in 1921. Now, the Green Bay Packers is the oldest NFL franchise with continuous operation in the same location. League membership gradually stabilized throughout the

Speaker: But it also says that, that the first eight teams, um, the top, the oldest NFL teams, top 10 oldest NFL teams, the bears aren't even in here. I'm just going off what my research. Yeah. Arizona Cardinals, 1898 first year in the NFL, 1920.

Speaker: Chicago. Okay, Chicago Bears are number two. Nineteen. There you go. But the Arizona Cardinals are the Packers. You said they changed names. They were the Green Bay Acme Packers. They changed. So Arizona is the oldest team. They were founded in 1898, but joined the NFL in 1920. Well, what about what about Major League Baseball? Packers are number three. Nineteen. Nineteen.

Speaker: They joined the NFL in 1921. So you think like the Bears Giants of New York. The Detroit Lions. The Washington Redskins football team commanders. Yeah, whatever the hell they want to call themselves this week. The first trans football team in the NFL. The Pittsburgh Steelers are number seven. The Eagles are number eight.

Speaker: And number nine is the Rams and number 10. Rounding out the list is top 10 oldest teams in the NFL, the Cleveland Browns. They were founded in 1944 and their first year in the NFL was 1950. So what about FLB? Major League Baseball, the Brooklyn Dodgers.

Speaker: without looking it up. Do you see my phone? It's on my home screen. I literally just said it down. OK. So I said the Brooklyn Dodgers. Now I'm looking it up. OK, it's not the Brooklyn Dodgers. Tony, what is your choice? The Yankees. The Yankees? OK. According to my information, it is the Cubs. And according to your information,

Speaker: wrong again, I think. It would not surprise me. It did come from TikTok. Yeah. Okay. God. Thank God. I'm in here fact checking in. Yeah. Right. I probably. Since then, the Reds are number five of the oldest teams. Huh. There you go. Pittsburgh Pirates are number four. Pirates have been around forever, you know? The Cardinals, St. Louis Cardinals are number three. Number two is the Chicago Cubs.

Speaker: Okay. And what was the first one? Number one is the Braves of Atlanta, which was going to be my second guess. Um, by chance, this TikTok video that you got, that, that, that you got all this information from, was this, was this person from Chicago and were they a Chicago fan? Well, see that was, well, I don't know because it's, it's from the makeshift makeshift project because it's actually a podcast on YouTube. Maybe like me making a list and going, did you guys know?

Speaker: Well, the Cleveland Browns at the NFL are the oldest team. Well, OK, let's fact check him again. Let's go with with NBA. You said the Cleveland Browns of the NFL. These Cincinnati Reds are the oldest and the second oldest are the Cleveland Indians. OK, so basketball goes the oldest team is the Cleveland Cavaliers. And before you ask me about hockey, it is the Columbus Blue Jackets is the oldest. Unbelievable.

Speaker: about according to them. But I don't even know what the name of the team is. No. NBA team? NBA, there's two. I guess they started at the same time. And I do know both these teams by name. Even a player that was on one of them. Well, I'm going to go with the Chicago Bulls. Okay.

Speaker: because clearly that's what that's a theme to your list. It's actually wrong, but okay. No, I was just making fun of you. The New York Nickenbockers and man.

Speaker: from your favorite place. I was going to say Celtics, but I didn't. That is correct. That is basically the information that I have. Once again, it is from TikTok. It is from another podcast. It is the Boston Celtics and New York Knicks. Yeah, originally they were the Knickenbockers. Yeah. Well, it's an oldest NBA franchise. That's what it says. And all the sports teams, the original, the original 11 teams were the Boston Celtics, the Providence Steam Rollers, the New York Nick

Speaker: her bockers or somebody hears something that they ain't true. It starts spreading false allocations. Philadelphia Warriors, the Pittsburgh Ironmen, the Washington Capitals, which is now a hockey team, actually where the East Division, the Cleveland Rebels, the Detroit Falcons, the Toronto Huskies, the Chicago Stags, and the St. Louis Bombers were in the West. Now, Cleveland Cavaliers,

Speaker: Nobody cares about Detroit basketball, but they're the Pistons, the Toronto Raptors, Chicago Bulls. Does St. Louis have an NBA team anymore? I don't think they do. I don't think they have any sports in St. Louis anymore. New York Knicks now, Boston Celtics, Providence isn't even a thing. Philly does not have a basketball team either. What is a Nickenbacher? I'm curious.

Speaker: I don't know. I was assuming that's like the guy that made the popcorn, right? That's Redenbacher. That is Redenbacher. Yeah. I know that. What is uh? I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm

Speaker: you know, knickerbockers or knickers are a form of men's or boys baggy need britches. Particularly popular in the early twentieth century. They're those pants that were kind of real loose fitting and then the bottom of them, they came up like just below their like just like like almost like uh bell bottoms that actually come back down. Yeah, they were like, yeah, they were like, they were like Capri parachute pants.

Speaker: is what they look like. Let's bring those back. You used to see you used to see a lot of golfers where I'm back. Right, right. Jeff, for you. Backer fans. Backer fans, baby. Yeah. And and the greatest game they ever played. Sure. I'll just take your word for that. That's Shia LaBeouf, boy. Playing golf is a badass movie. I love that movie. Any other words of wisdom?

Speaker: um i might have something but uh what no no they don't care about hockey well they actually did say hockey but i don't know the team uh let me actually hear what what they call it i think you already mentioned the team give me one second okay and there's another one that's the same wakers no some new york mix really yeah and then there's the hockey team i don't think they're gonna guess the wild no that uh no it's a montreal you say the wild

Speaker: It's Montreal, Canadian. Yes, Montreal, Canadians, Toronto Maple Leafs, Boston Brews, Chicago Blackhawks, Detroit Red Rings and the Rangers were the original six. Yeah. And then I believe that Pittsburgh might have joined in there a little later.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, literally, I saw that and I was like, huh, that's interesting. I wonder if the boys know that. And then of course I did no research whatsoever. The fact that Jack has said the Minnesota Wild, which is an expansion team that might be 25 years old. Well, these guys do look like they're about 20. Minnesota Wild hockey team, let me see. What else did I have? I had something interesting.

Speaker: I saved a couple videos here for this. This. Where do they come into the league? Yeah, they're yeah, they're they were founded the same year as the Columbus Blue Jackets in 2000. Oh, for **** sake. So, they're 23 years old. Because of jackass. What's the name of that podcast? Uh it says the name is the makeshift project.

Speaker: the makeshift project podcast. They're full of jackasses. You heard what I said, makeshift podcast, whatever. They got a they got a YouTube channel plaque. So, you know, that's that's one of the we have. I'm just saying. But apparently, what's crazy is they probably have more money than the background. This background, like behind the guy, he's got sports posters all over the place. So I assumed he was correct. But apparently, according to us, he's wrong.

Speaker: I feel like Tony at any moment, Tony's going to grab a flashlight and hold it up to his face until

Speaker: And he's right behind you. Tony, Tony, Tony. Yes. What did, what did, uh, Obi -Wan Kenobi tell Luke Skywalker when they were eating Chinese food? Stop making that with your sister, you weird freaking ancestral nerd. Use the fork, Luke. Use the fork. I got Kevin on that today. I thought that was cute. Gotta give my dad jokes.

Speaker: You don't do dad jokes, Jason. How dear? Good, though. I know Chris. Oh, you gotta do the dad jokes. Oh, we got background music. This random -ass background music doesn't mean our mics. I don't know. I was looking for freaks. And I found this.

Speaker: Where are you playing that? It's not a brand. It's some background music. I was looking for crickets. For you and your lame dad jokes. Yeah, they don't have that. My dad jokes are awesome. I thought it was close. Oh, but we will. Who lies to you?

Speaker: Gentlemen, I had to explain who Vicki Valancourt was today. Who is the blasphemer that doesn't who Vicki Valancourt is? In her defense, she's never seen Waterboy. I mean, his or her defense. And you still hang out with this person? I'm planning on doing a lot more than just hanging out with this person later on.

Speaker: Well, you said him or her. Yeah, we kind of throw her under the bus. Yeah. Yeah, we watched, we watched, we didn't, man, we did not do jack shit today. We sat on the couch and watched scary movies all day. Nice. We watched. Are you guys going to go see the new screen movie? It looks interesting. It does look really good. We want to see Megan. Yeah.

Speaker: We want to, I don't know if we'll go see Megan or wait until it's out on streaming. But the new screen movie does look really good. We watched, what do we watch? We watched, we're all in turn today. One of Tony's favorite movies. We watched. Oh, guess what I finally watched. What's that? And realized that I had never seen before. Fantastic movie by the way, gentlemen. Good call. Fucking ghost shit. I told you it's a good fucking movie, right?

Speaker: I am a slacker. What's going on, Roger Simmons? How you doing, brother? I thought I had seen it. Right? I did, too. But I keep thinking that Judd Nelson did a horror movie that was on a ship, and I can't find it. And I think that's what I've seen, or maybe somebody that looks like Judd Nelson. I don't know. Maybe it was the other guy that was from Identity that did a ship movie. You mean John Cusack? Yeah, John Cusack. Oh, OK.

Speaker: 1482 now 1408 1408 which is a fantastic identity Yeah Weird movie, but uh that ghost ship opening scene. Did you not go what the fuck? There were several parts in that movie that I went what the fuck right? It was good damn movie It was Tony is the dark web today Like

Speaker: Cody's kind of out of it. He needs to get himself a beer and a shot of Red Bull. But no, I thought I'd seen that movie and I hadn't and I'm about 20 some odd years late, but very good fucking movie. Holy shit.

Speaker: Right. It's got great twist. It's got the cast does an excellent job. Uh, you know, as, as not the biggest horror buff in the world. Yeah. I saw it. I was like, I like movies with both. Well, we, we were watching wrong turn and the guy that's in wrong turn is the bad guy in ghost ship, but he's detective quiz in Dexter. Okay. So that's what brought it up. Mickey said, Oh, he's in ghost ship.

Speaker: Hold that fucking movie. I was like, I don't think I've ever, I can't remember if I've seen it or not. So then we fired it up and then we watched the craft. Then we watched the craft, which brought up the Vicki Valencourt conversation. This is what I was referring to. How did you get from ghost ship to Vicki Valencourt? Because we watched the craft.

Speaker: Well, okay. Well, there you go. Nikki said that was one of her favorite movies. And I was like, I really like that movie too. And I haven't seen it in a million years. So let's watch it. And then I was like, Oh yeah. Plus Vicky Valencourt. This is that scene that I was referring to. Because school is the devil. Everything is the devil to you, mama. Well, I like school and I like football and I'm going to keep doing a book because they make me feel good.

Speaker: And by the way, my alligators are ordering because they're my doula, I'm blangata. And I like Vicky and she likes me back. And she showed me her boobies and I like them too. You better like them boobies. You better like them boobies.

Speaker: Clearly we gotta watch some Adam Sandler. I don't like Adam Sandler movies and we've said this on the show several times. Waterboy, Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, Little Mickey, Little Mickey is severely underrated. That's a great movie. Those are my five favorite Adam Sandler movies. Billy Madison,

Speaker: Yeah, long as you are, but I wouldn't really consider that a typical Adam Sandler movie. That's not an Adam Sandler movie. That's more of a group cast movie with Adam Sandler in it. You know, some - A remake cast, a remake, but it did a damn good job. Oh, no, it was a great movie. Yeah, the original was good, too. We had to go ahead and get you to go ahead and - Huh? Well, yeah, the original was awesome. I love the original. All right, Candace, y 'all keep messing around. Roger Simmons, how you doing?

Speaker: They're up by 10. Well, that's what happens the last team. Remember? Yeah. But I watched, uh, we can just get some lights on Roger Simmons.

Speaker: Tony will be a full effect. He needs a beer and a shot of Red Bull stat. Yeah, no kidding. I did. I was watching the show Big Mouth. You fucking 10. Oh my god. Have you seen that show? Yeah, it's retarded. Oh my god. And it's not left with kids either. Oh no, 100%. It's not. But kids watch it. It is total four adults only. God damn it. It's called Big Mouth. It's Nick Kroll.

Speaker: Don't watch it. Don't waste your time on it, Tony. I don't want to watch these videos. I want to watch the show. Well, see, here's the thing, though. Tony, I think you might appreciate it because it's very much like South Park, but more adult. How much more adult do you need from South Park? Really?

Speaker: No, no, no, no. I mean, you had the lunch guy was talking about putting this sweaty balls, chocolate balls in kids mouth. No, no, no. Chocolate, salty chocolate balls in kids mouth. No. Well, the thing is, the thing is with Big Mouth, it's a new twist on

Speaker: remembering the shit you grew up with on, you know, like it's, it's basically kids going through puberty, Tony, and they each have their own hormone monster that only they can see. You know what? I used to want you to get out of the house. Do me a favor. Just stay in that. But I was watching that last night. My, my, my, my en suite office, I

Speaker: Yeah, let's not try them Cool and have an ensuite bathroom I have an ensuite office in my bathroom. Let's just call a spade a spade. It is a bathroom office All diamond a diamond Now we've offended the Indians not 7 -11 Indians the casino Indians

Speaker: I mean, I was flicking through and I started to watch True Blood again. I'm I'm just getting ready to start season two. Nikki and I started watching that a couple of weeks back because I've never finished. I've never finished True Blood. I've never finished Dexter either. I'm going to try. Dexter. You need to watch the new Dexter. It's kind of a Oh, I can too because you because you got Showtime on Paramount now, right?

Speaker: Yes. Yeah, we can watch the new season of Dexter. But it's literally like continuation. You need to finish Dexter. And then you actually see Dexter suck. Yeah. Would you be willing to try Dexter? It's a true con about serial killers. It's really good. Yeah, I really enjoyed the new season. We know how you like nudity and sex scenes, so there's lots of those in Dexter, too. That's why you wanted me to watch True Blood. Not as much.

Speaker: No, there's not a whole lot of nudity in Dexter. There's a lot of nudity in Dexter. No, they don't show anything. What are you talking about? His sister. No, his sister is naked in the first half of the season. No, she is not. And then in the second half of the season, that that crazy artist chick walks is naked. And Rita's naked. Man, maybe I need to watch it again. Yeah, I was gonna say there's a lot of sex and nudity in that. I don't know. I only watched it once. And then when he takes on the protest, she's naked.

Speaker: That's right. Maybe they can watch out. There's a lot of sex and nudity in Dexter. I don't think his sister owns clothes except when she's at work. Well, in that whole first season, she she was undercover as a hooker. Yeah. So, yeah. That's a really good crime.

Speaker: I've just never, I've never finished that series. I've got, farthest I've got is season four, season five. Detective Quinn is the guy, is the bad guy from Ghost Ship. And he was in wrong turn. And that's, and that's how we got from long -term to Ghost Ship to the craft to Vicky Valancourt. Six degrees of Detective Quinn.

Speaker: good lord. Welcome to the land of ADHD. Also known as no, you know what? I do the same thing. You know, uh

Speaker: Kevin and I sat down last Friday and I watched all the Mad Max movies. Kevin, your new boyfriend? My son has. Yes, his son slash new boyfriend. Do things differently in Canada. Mexico. Sorry, apparently you moved to Canada. Jesus, don't assault me. We watch that. To snow and mousses.

Speaker: And then we watched, I showed Kevin the ultimate 80s movie, Tango and Cash.

Speaker: the ultimate 80s movie? Well, it was 80s or 90s? It was 80s. It was like 89. Nothing wrong with Tango and Cash, but not the ultimate 80s movie. No, but it's, it's, it's, it's one of them. It's one of the, you know, we're kind of going through all these old classic movies that you and I, the three of us grew up on. Yeah, yeah, man. Very barely the 80s. I'll give you that. It came out, it came out December 22nd of 1989.

Speaker: Oh, it doesn't count that she's on team good Suck it Jeff Yeah, well, you know, yes, I was here first I was here first Technically she was here first

Speaker: 25 fucking years ago. No, she wasn't here first. Oh, actually you're here. Yeah. Well, there's a reason why you're God and she's here. The reason why he's the ex. But I'm still here. It's one ex I can't fucking hear it. I'm still not saying hi. Stepchild. Toni said hi. Hi. She said hi. She called you an ugly, red -headed stepchild.

Speaker: Yeah, he told me. We stopped putting out. I didn't tell you. You need to do that. You need to do that. TikTok trends like my girlfriend told me she doesn't love me anymore. It's what we move out. I didn't say that. What did you say? I said you couldn't buy another fucking tool. Same fucking thing. I'm going to make out because you won't give me a cow. Jeff sent me basically the same TikTok video you sent me.

Speaker: Don't buy your girlfriend flowers for Valentine's Day. Buy her a cow. It's just somebody else made it. And he's on the side of apparently we can have a fucking cow in the house. Oh no. Cause I want to, I want to, you have one right there. Sorry. Pitapodemus. We have a pitapodemus. Pitapodemus. She's a pit bull, but she's a hippo because she's a big old fan.

Speaker: Yeah, big as round as she is tall, or as long. Yeah, I've seen those. But you know, like I said, we watched Tango and Cash, and now I have to buy me a fucking Chevy Suburban and build that Tango and Cash truck because it's so cool.

Speaker: Kevin, I remember correctly. That was an ugly fucking truck. I haven't seen that movie in forever. The truck is ugly because what they did was they basically took a Chevy Suburban four -door, turned it into a two -door, and extended the windshield like a fucking Chevy Lumina van. Fun fact about Tango and Cash. There was a Lumina van. You're right. I forgot about it. No, it was not. It was a Chevy Suburban. Because if you look in the back, it's Chevy Suburban in the back.

Speaker: I used to think it was a Chevy Lumina. There was a Lumina van. I think there was. It's not. It's just the windshield from a Lumina. So the whole windshield kind of goes over the hood. It's fucking stupid. Yeah, that's fucking ugly. Fun fact. Jeffrey knows this. Yep. Multiple scenes in Tango and Cash filmed at the Mansfield Cemetery. Yep. Film where? Mansfield Cemetery, the old prison in Mansfield, Ohio. Yep.

Speaker: The entire time you see Tango and Cash in prison, they were in Mansfield, Ohio. There was like a breakout or something like that. Yeah, they escaped. Yeah, that was the reformatory. That's where Shawshank was filmed. Yeah, Shawshank was filmed there, almost every scene, with the exception of the courthouse was actually in, I think it was Upper Boston.

Speaker: It might have been Maine. The movie actually, the movie actually takes place in upper Maine. Yeah. But, but because it's the old, older movie, they wanted everything to be like in the city is fucking around. Jackson was just scored. I'm sorry. Go ahead. The, the reason why the courthouse scene in, let's go Jacksonville. Sure.

Speaker: The courthouse scene. Jacksonville with the quarterback. Wood structure. It's beautiful. Jeffrey, you should get that reference. I didn't hear it. What? Jacksonville's quarterback is Sunshine. Nice. From look up Trevor Lawrence. Yeah, Trevor Lawrence. No, just look up Trevor Lawrence. I wasn't his name and remember the title. I know that. Hey, give me my phone back. No, I give the kids my phone.

Speaker: What'd you give the kid your phone? Well, for some reason, our remote broke for the TV down here. I have an app on my phone. Yeah, I know. Apparently, out of all the 90 ,000 phones in this house, mine's the only thing the app works on, apparently. Austin has an app on her phone for the Apple TV because she has an iPhone, even though they have the remote for the Apple TV.

Speaker: She downloaded the iPhone, Apple iPhone or Apple TV or whatever. It's called remote on her phone. Yep. It looks just like a fucking remote. Yep. Buttons are the same place. Everything. Really? And it doesn't make things like when you type shit, it doesn't have like a keyboard or anything. No. Yeah. That's how the Apple remote on her phone is. I'm like, you literally have a remote right there. Well, it needs to be. So charge it.

Speaker: If you charge it, that thing will stay alive for the next four years. Yeah, no shit. Yeah, 100%. You know why it's dead? Because I got it four years ago and I never used it. Yeah.

Speaker: No, I get that. Yeah, we had Apple TV for a while, but it's just it's another fucking streaming service. I know. Well, it's it's a streaming device and I do it because I got the PlayStation in my bedroom and the Xbox and the living room. Yeah. You know, I don't like Apple TV because I don't have any good one. When I first got it. You can watch everything through Apple TV, but you got to be subscribed to the app through your cable. Yeah.

Speaker: I was like, okay, that don't make no sense. That's number one. Number two. Now they got creative shit. That's fine. And now I was able to get it for free for a while. I got that. I got the arcade. I got the music. They got a nice little package for that. I'm good with that. But I mean, if they want to come up with their own network, I don't have a problem with that. I could support them because I've been an Apple subscriber forever. I'm just not... Speaking of which, I got to fuck with you.

Speaker: What I Just want to do much with citizen, but I just want to know if Jeff is I Think he's gonna share his screen. Oh god, if you get us if you get us xed out No, I haven't seen that that's dope I

Speaker: What the fuck is that? It's a it's a sonic bomber but for the Air Force. Jeff. Yeah. Wait, wait, Mach 10. Fuck you. May have already did Mach 10. Nobody's know I'm all I'm all for speed but Mach 10 is ridiculous, dude.

Speaker: Tom Cruise already did Mach 10. Nobody's impressed. Tom Cruise didn't do Mach 1. It was the beginning of the matter. He did Mach 10. Jeff, read the screen. I can't. It's too small. Nobody can read the screen. That's way too blurry. Why don't you read it for us, Tony, dude? Yeah. Thanks to the unique propulsion system, scramjet propeller jets are touted to go to at least as high as Mach 15. Fuck you! That's way too fast.

Speaker: You could circumnavigate at Mach 15. You could circumnavigate the globe in like an hour. The US Air Force has already tested its first prototype hypersonic missile, the AGM -183A. That is rumored to go as fast as Mach fucking 20. Fuck you. That's fast. For those of you who didn't understand what Mach speed is, Mach 1 is 156 miles per hour.

Speaker: It's 347 miles per second. Is Mach 1? Second. 343 miles per second. No, check that again. Check that again. Mach 1 is 256 miles per second. That's meters, you motherfucker. By second. That's meters. You said miles. OK. Sorry.

Speaker: Is that a fighter jet or just like a surveillance? It's the one that flies over your house and drops a fucking bomb. You won't know shit. You won't know they're there until they're gone and you're dead.

Speaker: because I'll catch that motherfucker. No, they're a mile up. Like I'm a drunk. Like I'm a drunk. Catch a touchdown. 756 miles times 20 an hour. What, the missile? The bomb goes that fast or the plane? The plane going that fast. You ain't got to come back. They trying to go to the moon. Y 'all keep playing. They trying to go to the moon. Well, yeah, Space Force. Mach 1 is 761 .2 miles per hour.

Speaker: Uh, seven. Hell of a job hide and seek. What you got? Some summer sauce? 61. Yeah, absolutely. Times 15. So that, that jet will do 11 ,418 miles an hour. Is it dear? That's half the globe in an hour. That's ridiculous. In one hour. Just one more piece.

Speaker: Yep. We'll decide. I mean, I

Speaker: They have said that will do that. Yes. I want to take your whole point. No, but a bomber if for a bomber to be considered a bomber, it's got to have a certain amount of space. You know what I mean? It's like an armament and space because you have to carry heavy shit. So, imagine this shit is carrying. So, it depends on how big the bomb is. No. If they're not sophisticated, they could probably make something that's way smaller that's more destructive than what we have now.

Speaker: Thanks. That's the point. But no, 11 ,000 miles an hour? That's crazy. I wonder if I could put that in a car. About 15 ,000 miles an hour. Yeah, Jeff, just put it in a car. I'm ready. That actually brings up an interesting question. If you could break a land speed record in driving, would you attempt it? Yes.

Speaker: What's the current land speed record? I have no idea. I think it's Mach 6. Huh? Current land speed record. OK, so current land speed record is one Mach. It's 763 miles an hour. Yeah, I'm good. No, I was going to ask him. Couldn't you attempt it? Absolutely. Until he found out how fast they were going. Is that it?

Speaker: Tony, you realize for a vehicle to get to that speed, land speed record, which means you have to worry about ground. You have to worry about, uh, uh, um, no, he was, he was half asleep. Yeah. Yeah. So Yegor and him tested a rocket. Tony faster than that.

Speaker: There it is. Tony's awake. Tony's awake. Tony's awake all of a sudden. They drove like a rocket or something. Not two by three.

Speaker: That's your favorite, right? The thing is, the way you calculate land speed is go one way. That is good with turn around and come back a certain distance in a certain amount of time. Or cream soda or whatever. If you want to use 10 miles, it gets off speed. I guess it's just like a Reese's Cup. I didn't think it tastes like a Reese's Cup, but I thought it was really good because I used to add a bottle of it. But 700 miles an hour. Just fast. Mine max speed I've ever done in a vehicle is 200.

Speaker: And it was scary. The most other than the 115, and it's called the vehicle. Now imagine you had a vehicle prepared for that speed. You was in White Sands. Yeah, in White Sands. You're going to punch it. Well, no, I get that. But the problem with White Sands is in White Sands is it's stupid flag. It's New Mexico, I think, right? New Mexico, Arizona. Yeah. White Sands, New Mexico. But if you.

Speaker: turn just a hair. Your tire will dig in. It will dig in like you're on wet concrete. Yes. You're done. And you dead. You ain't shitting. Dead up. That's the sound of the bam bam bam. That's what I'm asking. Would you attempt it? I would. I think I'd have to go for it.

Speaker: I really would. I would totally do it. You say you wouldn't do it? I didn't do it a lot of times. Talk about being immortalized in time. Here lies Christopher Glick. He broke the land speed record. And then two seconds later crashed. I'm just saying. I'm already going to be immortalized for all time. I'm Glick. That's like infamous.

Speaker: They're going to build monuments for me. Statues, buildings. Statues, buildings are going to be named after me. Football stadiums. That's like a scarecrow case. The Glitro Dome. Welcome to the Glitro Dome.

Speaker: Home of the Columbus Raiders or the Columbus Vikings NFL franchise team. The Glicks. The Columbus Glicks. Just a bunch of bearded guys on the field drinking beer. You say that, but there was back in the day, there was a very large furniture company in Ohio, Glicks Furniture.

Speaker: That was huge back in the day. And as far as I know it, from what I've been told, we were related to them. But apparently we weren't related enough to get any of that money. We all have a lot to play. Dude, I don't know how we have not talked about this. Did you see that lawsuit flow right away? With the water company? And then that motherfucker went out in a press conference and cracked open a bottle of their water and drank it.

Speaker: I don't want an $82 million lawsuit. I wouldn't make another damn album. $800 million lawsuit because it's like bottle water company. He signed a sponsorship deal with them. $82 million. $82 million. Yeah, they were supposed to like, there was a sponsorship deal. And then once there was like basically incentives involved with it. So he got X amount upfront. And then there was a ton of incentives once it took off.

Speaker: like stock and da da da da da da da da and so much more money well once the once the company took off

Speaker: They're like, fuck you. What do we need you for? Yeah, basically at the end of the day, this game. So this full suit them. And I think, what was, I think it was what? $82, $83 million. Hold on one second. $82 million. And then in the press conference afterwards, this fucking fool has a bottle of their water and cracks it open while he's talking about... $82 ,640 ,450. 82 .6. Damn.

Speaker: And he cracked open a bottle of their water in the post trial, uh, interview or whatever the hell you want to call it. Oh, he was, apparently he was promised 1 % of ownership of the company. Flow writer was promised. Just talking to all over here. Don't mind me. None, Chris. And, uh, not necessarily a dollar amount and they settled for 82 million. Yeah.

Speaker: But that, once again, the dude never has to work again. Well, I think, I mean, I don't know what he's doing now as far as music goes, but back several years ago, he had some big fucking hits. Oh, I know. I think he had one to beat. Which one? Well, Tony, much like I had to tell Jeff. Great. He went to for Manny. Oh, where's mine?

Speaker: Not cool, bro. Unacceptable. Okay, this is some bullshit. I mean, Full Rider, outside of our opinions, had some big hits. Yes, this is true. So I don't think he was hurting for money in any way, shape or form. And I don't know what he's doing now. I don't know if he's still producing music or still doing music or whatever.

Speaker: I'd be done right now. He could be done anyways, but now he's really done. Like he's extra done. Like Tony's, like Tony, he's extra done with ketchup on the side. Highs 57 is a great, you know, I don't always say that because you're a Steelers fan.

Speaker: I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put Hines 57 on you. I'm gonna put

Speaker: Marvin Gaye, let's get it on. If she puts barbecue sauce on macaroni and cheese, I'll be there. No, I've done that before. I do like putting the Heinz 57 sauce on my baked potato. I just don't, and it's not that I'm against Heinz 57 on steaks, but if it's cooked right - Ryan isn't just that. I know Ryan is. Ryan's 100 % against. If it's cooked right and it's seasoned right, you don't need it. But there are cases, I mean,

Speaker: meet me at the altar.

Speaker: There's cases when I cook steak and I'm just being lazy. So then I want Heinz 57 to go with it. Right. Because I don't feel like marinating it and then seasoning it and all that shit. I just want throw it on the grill and go. Blick. Blick. What? Jacksonville is going to try and do it again. Let's go Jacksonville. It's 27 to 17. Eight minutes left. Six minutes left. Yeah, they got the ball. I'm rooting for Jacksonville.

Speaker: Agnew was furious. Oh, he was about to go. Yeah, he was about to go. Seven minutes. No, I'm rooting for Jackson though. Oh, where the hell Jeff ran off to? I'm about to ask. Oh, he got popped in the air. Sean Payton to Carolina. I want to make that a bit.

Speaker: I've been hearing a lot of talk about Sean Payton going to Denver. I haven't heard that. Apparently Denver reached out to Jim Harbaugh from Michigan. He's not gonna leave. No, no, no, no. Jim Harbaugh's message to Denver was I'm staying at Michigan. I already told Carolina that.

Speaker: That's my god damn coach right there. He's diehard about Michigan. He's a Michigan alumni. He was a Michigan quarterback back in the day. His whole family are Michigan people. And that is whole for him. I mean, he said,

Speaker: He's had he's had success with Michigan. The last two seasons has been fucking phenomenal for Michigan. I mean back to back been to Big 10 champions. You know, beat Ohio State twice. I've been in the playoffs. We could definitely throw them in the mix for next year. I think I think they'll be back in the playoffs next year next year. I would like to see him get a win, but I think it scares me for next year.

Speaker: Um, and I think Alabama is going to be in a mix too. I don't know if any of the school is going to be working with them. The three of them, Georgia, Alabama, Michigan. I think Ohio State will be, I think Ohio State will be up in the talks like they usually are. I want to go against them already, but I'm, I think I'm going to be Georgia, Alabama, Michigan will be talking to them next year. I can agree with that. Yeah.

Speaker: But like I said, I think Ohio State's going to be still in the mix. The only thing that makes me worry about Georgia is that their 45 -year -old quarterback will finally be graduating college after being in college for 20 years. Oh, shit. It gets to everybody. The motherfucker. The motherfucker is how old? What is he, that long ass? He's like 25 years old, 26 years old, something like that. OK. He's been to school the whole time?

Speaker: I honestly don't know. You know what's crazy? Who are you? And if he has been. Chris Winky. He was military then when it wasn't. When he was in the NFL. Well, Spielman. No, he was. He was. He went in. It was old. It was old. He was in the twenties when he was has been like twenty three or twenty four. He was a military. I think so. Winky. Yeah, I think he was in the military. Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, I don't know what old boys deal as a Georgia. I mean, if he's been in school the whole time, I hope he's going to be a doctor by the time he comes out. It's like if I was to go and try to do that shit, I would look ridiculous as a sophomore. Right now? Yeah. Yeah, you're 100 and some odd years old. Yeah, I'm still 30. Keep it up. OK, Tony was born in 1816. He's going to go be a sophomore in college and play football.

Speaker: You look good, man. Black don't crack, brother. You crack backs. You crack backs. I crack bentrobes. Motherfuckers, 107 years old. Don't look a day over 40. I don't. Good on you, Johnny D. I still got people thinking I'm 35. Hey, you know what? I'll give you that. You for being the oldest guy on the show. Well, Jeff clearly looks like the oldest motherfucker on the

Speaker: just because everybody else treats their body like a temple, and I treat mine like an amusement park. That has nothing to do with it. Wow. OK, so hey, news flash body, I treat you like a temple, apparently, as I drink another beer. I know. For someone that doesn't drink and someone that does drink, you would think you would look worse than me. I got black jeans in me. I got a pair of black. I got black jeans, too. They're hanging in my closet.

Speaker: I'm I'm 10 % African. I got that. Tony said, Tony said, fuck you. I got that 10 % that doesn't crack. So, I'm gonna, I'm gonna age flawlessly. You know, you're 10 % South African to the white racist ones. Exactly. I'm not the racist one on the show. I think you confused me with Jeff and

Speaker: No, I'm just going to move your camera up and show everybody what's behind your wall there. I have no idea what you're talking about. Why don't you go ahead and what's on your desk? Your personalized copy of Mein Kampf? It's signed too. It's signed too. Signed personalized copy of Mein Kampf.

Speaker: You got your, you got your hood hanging on it. You got your eye holes fixed. I can't see shit out of this thing. Let's I'm the world's worst racist. Let's uh let's take ourselves a

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Speaker: Jeffery's in the building. Tony D's finally awake. The lights are on. We can see him. The lights are on but nobody's home. That's a race joke. **** you. No, that's not a race joke. You started the show. Jeff started it. Jeff started it. **** you. You started the show out in the dark and Jeff made you laugh and then we found you. It was like we were playing a our own nonsensical nonsense of where's Waldo but it was where's Tony?

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Speaker: I'm sure. I was waiting for Tony. That was just cute. I can't fucking handle you. You what? I can't. I can't. Why can't you handle me? She's right. I don't know what I did, but apparently she can't handle me. She's right, you know. Well, on a bright side, you know, if you get bored, Chris, you can just go fuck a Cheerio. I what?

Speaker: I said, on the bright side, you can go fuck a Cheerio. Cheerio. You're this small. I'm saying you have a small dick. Tony caught it. Look at him laughing. I disagree with that statement. You can. You can have that all you want. I don't care. I keep trying to tell her the same thing. And like I tell, keep telling Chris, Nikki, I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Speaker: You've choked on it, you know. Speaking of choking on things, gentlemen, if you had to give up one, would you rather give up cheese or blow jobs? Would you rather give up what? Cheese or blow jobs? Buy cheese. I don't give blow jobs, I don't know. Tony's like, ah, I guess I'll stay. Tony's like, they hurt my jaw.

Speaker: I didn't want to see that. So, so receiving Tony, would you rather give up receiving blow jobs or cheese? Probably cheese. I don't know. I don't know, man. I really like cheese. Yeah, cheese. It's not a hard question, dummy. So, so your answer is you'd rather get blow jobs and have cheese ever. Yeah, I can live without, well,

Speaker: think about it. Jeff said would you rather give up cheese or give up blow jobs for the rest of your lives? Like receiving blow jobs. So in other words would you give up cheese or give up oral sex for the rest of your life? Receiving oral sex. Just give it up cheese. She said cheese.

Speaker: I didn't even have to ask him. Yeah, right. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, like, there's three. There's three of us. I mean, cheese is a lifeline. Yeah, cheese is a lifeline. I love cheese. I love cheese. Yeah. I know Nikki loves cheese.

Speaker: But it's not a hard, it's not like all of a sudden Jeff was like, Tony, Glick, Mickey, I need you guys right now to perform brain surgery or this guy's gonna die. Well, he's gonna die. You're asking us to give up cheese or give up receiving oral sex for the rest of our lives. Okay, but here's my cheese.

Speaker: Well, Jeff's definitely giving up cheese. If it's giving up giving. Yeah. If it's giving up giving below jobs, Jeff, no question. S is not, not my cheese. Why is that even a question? And why are you arguing with it? Like that's, that's the thing that's got me more than anything. Why are you arguing with us? Why are you trying to make cheese? How great is it to receive oral sex? Oh no, I'm not saying it's bad. I'm saying it's cheese better than getting a blowjob. No.

Speaker: Really? Hashtag by cheese. I don't know. Hashtag by cheese. That says a lot about your wife and her oral. No, no, no, no.

Speaker: I don't know. Jeff, is cheese better than giving a blow job? You're the only person in the in the conversation that's going to hurt his job. So, you're the one said, oh, no, I don't I don't

Speaker: I don't. Wasn't even in the conversation. You're like, you gotta be careful with the questions you answer. I can't believe. You notice how I'm wording my statements, Tony D? Yeah. How long you been doing this show? I can't even believe that. I can't even believe unless the person that you're receiving blowjobs from. Oh, no. I've got terrible blowjobs. And then I've gotten some terrible hair. I understand where you're coming from. I've gotten some terrible hair in life.

Speaker: And I'm sure we all we're all three men. I'm sure what somebody has given us a terrible blowjob in our life, but or or multiple blowjobs. I'm kind of I'm kind of doing the math on how often I get blowjobs and versus how often I eat cheese. Well, and again, it's a frequency thing. So, I mean, as far as frequency goes, I could probably get a blowjob just as much as I could have cheese. Well, see, I can't.

Speaker: What? True. I've been fact checked. And vice versa, because we included Nicky in the conversation. The same can be said. I'm just saying, look it up at that each time. My belly covers my face.

Speaker: Oh, she sees his belly. I'm trying to look you in the eyes, but you have a sore throat. Close your eyes and find Bob Zu's honey and hold onto this. Okay, what is something that if you had to give up, would make you give up blow ducts? Receiving. Sorry, Tony, I had to. No, I don't think anything. Beer? No, my beer. Really? So we're glicking the building.

Speaker: I don't believe that for **** Well, so I can figure out how to give myself a blowjob, then yes. Amen to that. Or does that count against it if I give up blowjobs for beer? I can't. I don't think self -flatuation would count. It's not flatuation. That's farting, you jackass. It's fellatio. You know what I mean? No, I said flatuation. It's fellatio. I know. Self -flatioing.

Speaker: Thank you. It is now. Neither is self -flatuation. Just over here going to be like, I'm just going to give up self farting. I can give that up. I'll give up farting. That means I get more blow jobs. I'll definitely give up farting.

Speaker: Don't fart when you receive. That's why you don't get blow jobs because you're farting while you're getting one. No, I've never done that. I've never done that. You should try it. No, no. I'm not trying to tell him to try it. Yeah. Yeah. Let's, let's, let's take the advice of Glick tonight. No, no. By the way, good game. Did I get punched or did you get mad at me?

Speaker: Yep, she just laughed. But it's a cultural thing. You fail to understand this. It's not a cultural thing. No, it is. Because if I was in Germany and I did that, they'd be like, what? It's being a stuck up thing. No, it's not. It's not a cultural thing.

Speaker: it's it's a it's a sports reference. I get that but what I'm saying is are there sports in Mexico soccer if you count that as a sport. I don't but it is a sport down there. No in third world countries like Mexico and England and France and you know, it's it's a sport. Yes.

Speaker: But your lack of hype is torture. They do. You play other cool sports in other countries like rugby or lacrosse. Have you ever seen rugby or lacrosse? Oh, no, no, no. It makes it makes American football look like a bunch of fucking children. Yeah, no, 100 percent. Rugby is scary. Lacrosse is scary, too. And I've been to both of those sports live and that shit is insane.

Speaker: I don't know what the fuck's going on or who I'm rooting for, but I'm rooting for that guy. Whoever's holding the ball. I mean, I'm rooting for violence. Whoever's holding the ball. The big bearded guy. You literally lead next to the guy next to you. Did they score? Just let me know when they score.

Speaker: I just cheer when everybody else chews. Yeah, exactly. That's what I do for every sport. Wait, the guy's next to me is screaming. I want to scream, too. Whoo! Yeah. What happened? She's both lacrosse and rugby. Both times she's happy to be here. Tony, we had hypest nightmare of all time. I'm just happy to be here. That was a coming to America reference, Chris. I'm very happy to be here.

Speaker: Well, both times I went to rugby and or rugby and or lacrosse was at OSU. So I sat with all the OSU fans. So if they cheered, I cheered. I didn't know what was going on, but it was a fun sport to watch.

Speaker: rugby is like a giant game of smear the queer or right yeah i don't know the straight guy smear the person you know smear the queer man against the world all that shit yeah yeah and that's basically what rugby reminded me of

Speaker: So it was like, I'm just going to root from that guy because that guy looks cool. I just, I just remember the line from necessary roughness, but it's like the only ones that wear pads are the referees of the crowd. That's a fucked up sport. Well, it's true. Yeah. I did see after being, after going to a couple of rugby games, that's a very true statement. Hey, them guys ain't got no fucking pads on. They ain't got, they're hitting hard.

Speaker: You know, it's the only sport where you could literally try to murder somebody. Legally, you can murder somebody. Well, Happy Gilmore did it. He tried to kill somebody. Fucking movie. Price is wrong, bitch.

Speaker: You know, I actually saw an interview that we're talking about Barker, who's 96 now. And he said that was his favorite moment. His career was getting to tell Happy Gilmore, the price is wrong. They're like, what was your favorite part of your career? And he's like, get to get to tell Adam Taylor that price is wrong. I was like, Bob Barker just got another level of respect. I mean, I mean, the man did that show for what, like 475 years.

Speaker: Yeah, well, Tony was there when it started. Yeah. That's actually bull while I was watching it. Keep it up. What were you there when he was born? Tony, are you his dad? Dad? I mean, that would fit, you know, Tony being a dad, going out for milk, never coming back. I get it. Oh, really?

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker: You know why? Because our kids love a spoiler alert. I bet. My kids hate me. No, they don't. I'm just an ATM to them little sons of bitches. Yeah, I know that. I know that, really. I'm going to sell them to a circus. No, you're not. Hey. However, I sell the kids to a circus. No, no, no, no. You know what? I was thinking the military school sounds really good. You know, for my oldest one, that wouldn't probably not be a bad idea for her.

Speaker: Right. I threatened it all the time. I said, you know, keep acting up. You'll be in military school by the end of the week. I'm actually strongly considering her going into the military to pay for college. I'll tell you what. You can go to the chair force. Grants. You can go into the chair force. I'm not being a dick. It's just what it is. I'm not being a dick.

Speaker: Well, unfortunately, she has the wrong genetics and the wrong biology to go into the Navy because they only take dudes in the Navy so they can suck each other off. In the Navy, you can suck off hundreds of guys in the Navy. The Gaby. I think he's going to be my Marine. I know. Chris, I swear you would have been loved.

Speaker: You could enjoy Glick. Yeah. Uh, yeah, I had two things going against me. I tried reckless and you was crazy. No, actually, first and foremost, I wasn't going to go into the Navy and I wasn't going to go into the national guard. I was going to go to the army and I wanted to be a ranger, but unfortunately, because of that fucking asshole, Private Ryan. And I have injuries. I couldn't do what I wanted to do injuries. I'm a sole survivor. So I could have never done the job I wanted to do.

Speaker: What about the other jobs that they have available? I didn't want to do that. I wanted to be a fucking Ranger. I wanted to be special forces. I couldn't do what I wanted to do. But I couldn't. So I was still going to go. I was still going to go. And I was going to do combat engineering or an MP, because at the time I wanted to be a police officer as well. So I was either going to do combat engineering or MP, which I could have done any job I wanted to do. Right. But because of the...

Speaker: What the hell is that? Jesus Christ, man. But because of the sole survivor rule or law or whatever, I couldn't join anything where I'd have been from home. But you know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? I was the first one. But my injuries kept me out. I was the first one. I was the only son. I don't think I was supposed to go, but I was. But you didn't do a job where you were on the front line. When you deploy, it don't matter.

Speaker: Well, yeah, when you deploy it, it don't matter. But I wanted - You're supposed to go with all when you're the first born, you're the only son and I still win because my - Well, is there anybody else in your family that had another male that could have carried on the lineage? No. That's - Oh, really? Well, actually, my uncle - Because that's what got me. Yeah, my uncle did, but still. Yeah, that's what got me. I was the sole survivor. I was the last click.

Speaker: Yeah, you were the last man, you couldn't go, no. Now, I could have got into the military and done other stuff, yes. And I was going to. And I was going to, I wanted to join the army and I was going to make a career out there. I was going to do 25 plus years. That was my goal. But then my injuries kept me out even though my recruiter had to be involved. With your ankle alone, you wouldn't make it through boot camp. No, it might.

Speaker: And at 18, when I was gonna go in, I could have ran circles around anybody. I won't say I could have now. My recruiter even said the same thing. He was like, even with his ankle and his shoulder, he can run circles around anybody that's in there right now. And I could have, because I was in the best shape of my life at 18. Even with my injury, he was screwed. What's that? You couldn't do that mile and a half, two miles and three miles, you were screwed. I could have done that easily.

Speaker: You should have went. You say that. Do what I was 18. I ran five miles every morning. You should have went. With ease. I tell a lot of kids, a lot of people be like, I can't do this. I can't do that. That's a y 'all from bullshit. I'm telling you, take your ass in. Actually, I might have been closer to six miles, because I ran from my house to. It's not about the miles. It's about the time. I could do it in good time. And it's also about your breathing. That's what screwed me on a couple of days. At 18, I could run five miles in a good time.

Speaker: Tony, you're going to find this crazy. But my favorite part about Basic was PT. I love doing PT. Everybody loves doing PT because everybody's out there at the same damn time. Even for my size in high school, they want to be around track. Everybody in the military is actually united through PT. Everybody in the military. Even with my size in high school, they wanted me to run track. When it comes to exercise, you try to be better. And I was like, I am not going to willingly sign up to run. Are you high?

Speaker: I run in the morning and that's it. Yeah, but they get paid right now. Yeah, but I wasn't getting paid in junior as a junior in high school to run. No, but you really got paid the military. Well, yeah. No, well, he was talking about track. He didn't. I was talking about high school track. Yeah, high school track. They wanted him to run high school track.

Speaker: I ran high school. I mean, Jeff, I mean, I wasn't, I mean, I'm not small now, but I wasn't definitely not small in high school. The 200, I tried to do the 400. That should kick my ass. The 400 is a bitch. No, the 800. 800 works. I ran the 8 ,000. When you talk about me, you wrote one up. I was going to one up you before you weren't up to me.

Speaker: I don't even know any. I don't know. I ran into a moon and back once in a hill both ways in the snow. In 25 feet of snow barefooted. I did it in an hour.

Speaker: No, I don't, I mean, I don't know. I know like shot put and hurdles and relay and 400 meter and 400 meter, but I don't know what that means. I don't know what any of that means. You, you couldn't have paid me enough to get me out on the goddamn field and run with the track team. No, no. Well, I, I did track. I ran the hundred. I ran the 400. You could take six of them fucking track boys and put them together like Voltron and they weren't as big as me.

Speaker: and I didn't shot and disc. Well, shot and disc boys, I was like the smallest one. Most of them boys. You were the shot put. Stop it. Yeah, pretty much. Just because you were the shot put does not mean you were on the track team. I was the worst shot putter on the planet because I was like, I don't feel like it. Well, not to mention the fact those things weigh more than you did. They're eight pounds. That's 12. 12 is college level.

Speaker: You're right. 8 was not a school 12. It was kind of 16 was Olympic, if I remember correctly. Yep. And that's a hell of it. And literally about the size of a softball. And you're a little bit bigger. A little bit bigger. How far can I throw an 8 -pound shot put? Properly. Properly. Properly. You can't throw it like you throw baseball. You can't throw it like you throw baseball. If I throw it like you throw baseball, I'm going to completely blow my arm 100 % out. Because of how much you lift weights, because some dudes will try that. No, no, no, no.

Speaker: I'm just curious if you try to throw it like a like a regular baseball Yeah, I know I can I know I can I know I would just be curious like if I knew like if I knew how to throw one I

Speaker: I'm not saying that I would be better than anybody. It's just more of a curiosity factor. Yeah, I think I think I was getting like 25, 30 feet. Yeah, cuz I know I could take like a I can take that eight pound bowling ball and roll that some bitch down the alley about 50 miles an hour. So you can't roll it. Like throw it because you're literally you're literally there's still a lot. It's not like you're just walking up and going right on your damn neck.

Speaker: Yeah, it's not like you're walking up with a bowling ball and going. Tony, Tony, as someone else to throw shot foot, everybody got that, that dot on their, on their neck because the shot foot's dirty. And everybody gets that damn water on their finger from throwing a discus. I figured out how to do that motherfucker. Yeah, discus, discus. Marvin, curiosity factor. This was... Connor, what's good? I sucked at it. Oh, well, well, well, look who decides to show his ugly face in the chatters box. Somebody give me a quarter.

Speaker: God damn Connor. How's your reality, uh, practical joke television show going? Are you in the, uh, are you in the gulag? I don't know. This is more of a curiosity factor or curiosity thing. I'd like to know if you learn the technique.

Speaker: that you would have actually been good at it. I mean I'm not going to spin around but I mean you just basically like put it up here. No you could uh Tony did you guys spin? Did you do the spin when you guys were in high school uh doing shots? We did the drag. I did both. You listen here. You listen here motherfucker. Tell me about being busy. I could never get the spin down.

Speaker: because I'd always foul. But the drag, the drag is easy. You literally just slide back on one foot and then twist and toss. And I probably could still do it. Yeah, I was able to do both. We went to an invitational and I tried to do it with both. The spin's crazy. It wasn't bad. I mean, great practice. You got to use your whole body for the most part. So I was good with it. And I wanted to learn all the different techniques. Because like I said, if I was to get good with it, I would want to try to go in the Olympics with it. Oh, 100%.

Speaker: I wanted to do the javelin. I would have loved to see I wanted to do high jump. I tried. They didn't allow it at our school because the district said it was too dangerous. So we didn't have both. But I thought the pole vaulting would have been full of all the look dangerous to me. Um, I'll never forget when I saw that one video with a pole snapped. I said I'm not going to do this.

Speaker: Yeah, once again, this is pre -internet, so I never thought about pole snapping. I was just like, that looks like fun. Jeff has taken a lot of poles in his life. Wow. Wow. Just wow. Where's that cricket sound? Yeah. Just throwing that out there. You always throw something out there. Just throwing it out there. And nobody's catching it. Story of your life.

Speaker: Eee. That's what you think. Now the javelin, Tony. I thought the javelin would have been fun. I would have loved to have done a javelin. I think that would be cool. Javelin's like a spear. Yeah, pretty much. Oh, I can watch a fucking spear. See? Thank you, Connor. Thank you, Connor. He's second. Give him a minute.

Speaker: Carter said he has taken many a pole. I think I know I can throw a javelin. I understand the physics behind it and the motion. So I think it would actually be easy. But I'm not saying I would excel at it, but I think it would be fun.

Speaker: I would have loved it. I thought about doing the pole vault when that pole snapped that one time. So now I'm not doing it. You know, the pole vault scares the hell out of me because, you know, how many times when we're watching like, yeah, I watched the Olympics judge me, if you will. I don't know what the hell's going on. It's like rugby and lacrosse. I have time. I don't know what's going on.

Speaker: But when they do the pole, that's where they run with the pole. And then they stick in the ground and they go up for a high, like 8, 10 feet. But how many times does it look like when they're flying, when they're airborne and that pole's going, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Does it look like they're going to just get... No, there's a video online where dude literally looked like he was about ready to take the pole all the way through it. That's what it sounds like. Don't judge me.

Speaker: You were two seconds behind, you were two seconds ahead of me because I was about to do the same thing. What does that sound again? What's the guy's name from Police Academy? Yeah, so you were all three. I know who you're talking about. Winslow. Michael Winslow. Yeah, I'm the Michael Winslow of Nonsense Go Nonsense.

Speaker: Just go with it. Just go with it. Wait, one sound effect. I think both of you have forgot. It's 216 episodes. It's my hero and I do everything. Because it's acknowledged my greatness and agree with me. What? More than one sound effect. Because every time I make sound effects, you guys question my authority. Your authority. Good reason. Exactly.

Speaker: No, but I think the high jump always looked too complicated because you run in this weird circle thing and I can't jump that high in the first place. Now I did do the long jump and that sucked. Did it really? I didn't like it.

Speaker: I was talking to the big dog last night. Him and his boy had a guy's night and they went to hockey. They had a really good time. Yeah, I saw he was active. Yeah, we were messaging. We were messaging last night on Snapchat. Yeah. There's a hockey night out there where they live.

Speaker: Coming to Sun got out and they went and seen some hockey and little guy's night. We didn't know the wrong with that. You need that as a boy, dad. Just get out, get away from the girls and actually go kill a grizzly bear and drink some whiskey and throw punch hookers. Yeah, exactly. Watch a little hockey. Let you go down for that one, Jack. That's every Tuesday and Thursday at my house. That's a call back to like episode 10.

Speaker: Oh, no, no, no. The Tuesdays has been a mainstay since I moved to my apartment. Every Tuesday and Thursday, man, we get meth and throat punch hookers. Straight from meth on a steak and throat punch hookers. Yep. I'm going to teach Nicki the proper throat punching technique. So she hits them just right to make it effective when she moves in with them. Well, it's fine because apparently I have to meth in my kitchen.

Speaker: Well, yeah, she's got meth in her kitchen. She barely cooks meth. I didn't find that out until the other day. She was trying to give her son meth when he had a headache.

Speaker: I'm not the one trying to give my kids meth. He was like, Bob, I got a headache. Here, try this. Try this raw candy. It's awesome. You won't feel it. I make a raw candy that will knock your socks off. Calm down, Breaking Bad. What's that? What about weed gummies? I'm going to try a weed gummy. Oh. I do too, but they're like seven years old.

Speaker: I don't, but I don't smoke weed or I don't, I think, I think that would be the best way out. No, I did have to eat cookie. I'll have some before I come out next week. Well, yeah, make sure. You'll be fine. Nonsensical nonsense. Next Saturday night, look on a weed gummy. He just stares at the screen for three hours.

Speaker: I'm just laid out. Nonsense and nonsense. A while back, a while back, a buddy of mine gave me some. I always have, like I've wanted to try an edible, but I don't smoke weed or I don't, you know, like I've smoked weed twice in my life when I was 16. I can count on all our hands how many times I've smoked weed. Well, Jeff, I literally just said I smoked weed twice in my life.

Speaker: I don't, I don't like being high though. You've smoked me more than that. Cause I know you've gotten high with your neighbors a couple of times since we've been doing the show. He doesn't remember, duh. Yeah, I know. Cause you messaged me and they're like, man, my neighbor and I, and I'm like, cool. Did you have a good night?

Speaker: And you're like, yeah, and I'm like, okay, that's all I'm talking about. That's why you don't tell them nothing. No, no, but it's like, I don't like being high. It's usually a very precious situation. It makes me feel like I'm not in control of my body. Essentially how your Monday night goes. The fuck are you talking about? A weed gummy? Okay, Joe Organ. Calm down. How many weed gummies have you had tonight, Connor?

Speaker: your fingers have dyslexia. Jeff's talking, Connor's thinking about having an organ in his mouth. He took the one in my mouth to raise, so I don't have any. No, but, but from my understanding, uh, them wheat gummy bears, you only need one. No, no, don't be a dumbass and be like, well, I had one. This didn't do anything.

Speaker: I'll eat the whole body. The one thing I've learned about smoking weed is give it time. Give it time. Because it's not instantaneous. Because, you know, you see it on TV and you're like, oh, you hit it once, you're stoned out of your court. No, give it time. It'll hit you like a truck.

Speaker: No, I just want to try it. You know what I mean? Like, I just just want to have the experience of trying an edible or or a gummy or something like that. Now, the only experience I've had with an edible, I ate a quarter of a cookie. I ate a quarter of a weed cookie. And I was just happy as a pig and shit. I was just like. Like, it didn't give me the same effect of smoking weed. Smoking weed, you literally have the cough and all that shit.

Speaker: Yeah. But the wheat cookie that I had, I just sat there, I was just happy as a pig. Well, they have, they have, um, they have, uh, weed, weed butter machines. Yeah. So you, you make the butter and then you just incorporate it into everything you cook. Yeah. That's basically how they make wheat stuff. Huh? That's basically how they make it. There's a pen? Oh, I don't want that. Oh, like the vape pens with wheat in it? Yeah. I just want to try an edible, like a cookie or a gummy bear or a gummy worm.

Speaker: Well, from my understanding, them gummy bears can be fucking seriously potent. Well, yeah, depending upon the miller. Oh, I don't. Oh, but that regular Cheetos, right? Not flaming hots. Right. Well, you're trying to look for the flight. We have, we have four of them. We can look and see if they have them there. I'll get a card. Add back.

Speaker: I do not. I have impotency. You know. I know I don't. But you can go in as my. Oh, oh, I see. It helps with impotency. Oh, yeah. Yeah. For your weed guard. I don't know. Apparently, her dad. Apparently, her dad at one point in time got a bag of weed infused Cheetos. Yeah. Nice. And he said they were fucking amazing.

Speaker: That fucking story. Tony, have you heard this story? No. So Bert Kreischer's dad discovered edibles. And they go over to his dad's house. His dad lives on a lake. They go to his dad's house. He says to Bert Kreischer's daughters, he's like, you guys want to go hear my owl? And they're like, you're owl? He's like, yeah. Every night, I go out on the dock and I call out my owl, and my owl will talk to me.

Speaker: and they have been able t

Speaker: So he goes, it burns like bullshit. He's like, no, I'm serious. So, you know, they take their edibles, they go out over there, the kids are there, they're on the dock, and his dad's on the other dock going, whoo, whoo. And he's like,

Speaker: Well, maybe he's not out yet. So he does it again. Whoo! And after about 45 minutes of this, the bird starts talking back. And the bird's like, his dad's out there. Whoo! Whoo!

Speaker: And the bird goes, whoo, whoo. And bird's like, this is the most amazing thing I've ever heard. This is so fucking crazy. This bird talks to his dad. He's all excited. And his daughter pulls on his sleeve. He's like, dad, dad. He's like, what? He's like, look across the lake. And there's another old man on his dock going, oh.

Speaker: You gotta hold it down the pressure. So these two drunk -ass stone assholes are just going back and forth. Two stone -ass old men. And Burt Kreischer is from Florida. His parents still live down in the Tampa area. Like Burt Kreischer is born and raised in the Tampa area. The way he tells it. Tony D, you've got to get on Netflix.

Speaker: watch Burke Chrysler stand up special. Secret time. Dude, they are so funny. There's nothing, there's nothing racist or anything like that. Who was crazy like that is Ron White on that blue collar com. Yeah, there's nothing, there's nothing like racial or anything like that or political. It's just Burke Chrysler.

Speaker: telling stories about his real life, real life stories like when they went ziplining down and he talked about his daughter and they went around for like three months after they were down there like when in doubt spread them when in doubt spread them out.

Speaker: He talks about it as a dad with daughters, when he talks about the first time his oldest daughter started her period, I was dying. I lost it. And then he threw a period party. Yeah, threw a period party.

Speaker: with red, I see. And then once he found out what it was, he invited boys. And the boys was like, what are we doing? I'm at a party. Okay. And then she apparently named her period Freddie.

Speaker: And one of his daughters is not the smartest in the world. And his other daughter is an evil genius. She's like a supervillain from the Justice League movies. Their school told them they had to have a password for their parents. So if I was like, hey Kevin, Tony's going to pick you up from school today.

Speaker: here's the password. She's like, dad, we need a password. And he's like, okay, what's the password? She goes, fuck.

Speaker: Because no adult would say that to a kid. So like two weeks later, he had said that it was funny to go pick up his daughter. And his first daughter's like, okay, yeah, just jumps in the car. And the other, Isla, the youngest, is like, what's the password? The evil genius is Isla. I'm not gonna say it. She's like, well, I'm not getting in the car. That's what you said.

Speaker: she's the one that that planned the entire ice cream trip skip school that played the ice cream trip. Oh my god. You gotta you gotta start you gotta watch Burke Chrysler stand up on Netflix and start with the machine cuz that's his first one. Yeah. And then you watch the machine. There's there's like four standing specials on Netflix.

Speaker: after you watch all four, then watch cabin in the woods. Oh my God. And basically basically first wife told him, you need to take a break. You need to, you need to tours all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Like you need to take a break. You need to get your mind right. So what does he do? He turns it into a goddamn television show where he has all his comedic friends and stuff. Yeah.

Speaker: All this random, weird, crazy shit. Yeah, you had Caitlyn Jenner up there. He had Miss Pat. What? Oh, Miss Pat. Is that the chick without doing the spiritual bowls? Bruce, yes, agreed.

Speaker: Was that one where they were doing the spiritual bowls? Yeah, he had what he had Miss Pat. Miss Pat is a black comedian and she's hilarious. She used to be a crack dealer. She got shot by one of her, by her next boyfriend. She's hilarious. And then they have Kelly Coolico on there, who is the chick from the Big Bang Theory.

Speaker: Miss Pat fucked with her the whole time. This little white blonde skinny chick. And Miss Pat, she's a bigger white lady. She's a big girl. And she's fucked with Kelly Coco so much. Do you love mushrooms? I love mushrooms. But. Yes, I love shrooms. The machine, the machine story is literally the greatest story that's ever told. And. Connor, you dirty, filthy whore. Don't worry. Daddy's got you.

Speaker: What Connor also calls me daddy Okay, well you can hash that out with him now the machine story fucking cracked me up

Speaker: I think I've watched it like 30 times. If you ever, if you're ever feeling like shit, Tony, literally go onto YouTube, put in the machine story. Oh my God, that shit is apparently making that into a movie too, Chris. Yeah, I'm watching it. Oh, the machine.

Speaker: No, it's already done. Is it out? I see the trailer. I saw the trailer. It looks fucking hilarious. You so butchered her name. What? Oh, I forgot about it. Don't let me forget. Well, uh,

Speaker: You it's it's I thought it was Kelly Cuoco. It's like see Is it Kaylee or Kelly? It's Keelco shut up Jeff. See you Okay, yeah, well fucking Nicki was trying to tell us properly I didn't need you to look it up You basically Connor made her fucking Hawaiian Right. Oh my Jesus. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Oh

Speaker: You have got to be kidding me. What's up, Tony? I've missed you. Wow. Wow. That kind of hurts my feelings. Jeff, how you doing, buddy? I haven't heard from you in forever. It's going to be big mouth energy. His real name from the big bang team. And of course, chocolate.

Speaker: No, fuck yourself, Connor. Fuck me, fuck you, buddy. Fuck you. What's going on, Jeebus? You know, just a lot. Playing with quarters. Depish mode, personal Jesus. I am. I forgot about my name.

Speaker: Glitch Jesus is now dead. Reach out and touch me. Jesus. Our Lord and Savior. That reminds me, speaking of music, are we still doing karaoke?

Speaker: we're supposed to do that this hour. I mean it's eight minutes into the almost into the third hour. You want to **** remember that **** Well, we got no, we got a third hour. We can do it then. Connor said they're I have the perfect song. I have the perfect song. Shut up. You're so late. You offer Christopher

Speaker: I have the perfect song set up for my karaoke tonight. We'll do it. Nobody cares about.

Speaker: Well, shut up. Really, Cam, both you and Jeff suck because we're going to do the third hour. You tried to sneak out of it, you pussy. I didn't try to sneak out of anything. I appreciate it. You did. You shut up. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Be a woman. Be a woman, ladies and gentlemen. Barefoot in the kitchen cooking. She can't be pregnant because... One more month. Actually, less than a month because you gave us two months and we got just a couple more weeks. Exactly.

Speaker: Shire told me no, she doesn't want me anymore. Chris, what happened? I stopped talking to you for like a few weeks. Next thing I know, I turn around. You know what, Jeff? I'm going to go back to what you said earlier, and I'm going to go ahead and take the cheese. It looks good killed.

Speaker: You're gonna learn to stop talking shit all the time. Punch him in the face!

Speaker: throw that cheese in the trash. I need my clothes out. I choose all the fucking cheese. All cheese. Fuck right off. You fuck right off. If I remember correctly, you were the one trying to run away last night.

Speaker: definitely on the head calling timeout like you're fucking coach. Well, Cameron, I sent you an invite at the beginning of the show and you didn't show up. Now you're talking about karaoke. I got, I got perfect. I don't know. Well, you won't let me, well, nevermind.

Speaker: Yeah, you won't let me live off of you, so. Keep talking shit. Keep talking shit. You won't let me live off of her. I told her. Yes, I can. Scientifically, we looked it up. Really? There are nutrients and vitamins and everything the body needs to be sustained by doing those things. Eddie, I got an idea. Do not listen to any of his ideas. I'm going to eat the powdered cheese from the Kraft Mac. Keep it up.

Speaker: You're giving up receiving oral sex. That's what you're giving up. If you choose cheese, I choose cheese. I choose cheese and not giving up anymore. Well, that wasn't the question. The question was for you. The question was giving up oral sex or giving up cheese.

Speaker: If I had to choose between cheese and giving love jobs, I'm choosing fucking cheese. You chose cheese. Good thing I have that bearded Viking beard lotions up there. Chris, just take that craft. You chose cheese. That craft powder cheese and sprinkle it on your dick so she can snip it off your dick. I'm gonna choose the fucking squeezy cheese. Did you hear it? I did hear. I heard. I'm choosing the squeezy cheese. I didn't say it. That's called a loophole. That's called a loophole. That's the cheese right here, baby.

Speaker: Jesus Christ. Yeah, that was queasy cheese too, boy. Yeah. I got your crack player, baby. I got all your little cheese meats right here, baby. Little cheese meats. Don't shower for like a week, Chris. You don't have plenty of cheese for her. When I get home tomorrow, I'm going to Aldi. I've got the five pack.

Speaker: I will, I will, I will, I will take all sacrifice and milk cheese and corn on my wiener. My wiener chisel, as the Germans say. I gotta tear a rat for you, baby. You gonna learn, you gonna learn. He's gonna learn the hard way, that's the problem. Hey, Jeff.

Speaker: I'm with you, baby. The cheese life chose me as well. Yeah. You're not wrong. I'm going to learn the whole way again. Okay. First of all, first of all, because she she gives just as much as uh you know, they're heavy as **** and there's only two. I know. Those are some **** take old chicken titties. I'm chicken titties ain't for

Speaker: Put him on the scale. I'd be willing to bet about five pounds. Chris, I'm telling you, if you don't press charges, she's going to hit you again. She don't hit me. I walked into the cabinet, Connor, for the last time. Yeah, that's what they all say. It was a doorknob. I fell down the stairs. I was drunk, and I fell down the steps, all right? It was my fault. It was my fault. I asked for it, OK? It was my fault. I burnt dinner. What? They're talking about you beating on me.

Speaker: She doesn't, she doesn't hit me. She's never hit me. With her fists. He already asked. He's like blink twice if you're in danger. Do you need to order a pizza, ma 'am? I'm calling dominance right now.

Speaker: I need an extra large. Tony and I get a call in the middle of the night. I'd like to order a pizza. Ah. Ah. It's my truck. Extra cheese. No, that's the thing. Extra cheese. I'm not calling you that as his as his cover because we would all be like, dude, wrong number. You're an idiot. Yeah, I'm not calling India because your first question was like, how drunk are you? Yeah, yeah. Bro, check the contact again, you idiot.

Speaker: What do you mean they keep hanging up on you quit letting them hang up on you

Speaker: order the fucking pizza already? Jesus. Come on, bro. You think I want to do this to you? Do you think this makes me happy? This is your fault. You think I want to do this to you, Christopher? You think I like doing this to you, Christopher? You make me do this. She's a wonderful woman. She's never abused me in any way, shape, or form.

Speaker: She's she's a wonderful woman and she's never hit me She made me wear a Steelers hat

Speaker: I should speak volumes for the level of abuse. I lost a bet for her to swear. No, Nikki's an amazing woman. She'd never beat on me. She's standing back there behind them with her belt. She really has my gun.

Speaker: I'll get the strap on. Fucking white people with a gun. Who keeps giving white people guns, Tony? You'd have to stand on a chair to beat me? You're muted, Tony. Other white people keep giving white people guns. That is assault with a deadly weapon, ma 'am. Those things are about 15 pounds each. About to get assaulted with chicken boobies.

Speaker: Ah, that's lame. Hold on a second. You guys, I gotta send this to you guys because you cannot appreciate even when they're all slathered and covered. Listen, I'm just saying you show breasts on this show to be the last time the show airs. She's got two chicken breasts in a 9 by 13 pan and they completely fill the pan.

Speaker: I was going to say, I haven't received it. Yeah, I lost it. It went away. What? The picture went away. Well, how do you get away from it? I can't. Please don't hit me. She sounds like she's getting up. I'll behave. I'll behave. I'm sorry. I'm doing it right this time. All right, I got the picture. I'll send it to the guys. I'm sorry. I hate you. You better hurry up, Chris.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Those are some big chicken breasts. Jeff, I'm going to be the one that ends up in Cancun. I'm just saying.

Speaker: If I come knocking on your door, you know why. By the way, by the way, Nikki, nice boobs. Next what? Those things are huge. Nice boobs. Nikki, show me your boobies. Do you know how much those were? Do you know how much those were? $7 .99. Damn. Eight bucks for them two monsters.

Speaker: I'm surprised. Those are some fucking big ass chicken titties right there, General. We're going with the Bucky's today and got a brisket sandwich. You know what that motherfucker cost? You are, Cameron. Bring your bitch ass up in here. Damn. A brisket sandwich from Bucky's cost $12. How big is that sandwich? Good God. We will double XL, we will double XL sandwich. I know, Cameron. Did you see how much fucking... You want any chicken with that sauce? Mickey showed me her bubbly's and I liked them.

Speaker: And Nicki, some of your boobies, and I like them too. This is awkward. All right, let's take a break real quick. Nicki, I'm telling my wife, you showed me pictures of boobs. Chris, you got to do karaoke. You got to do karaoke, you pussy. I mean, I'll just play a song.

Speaker: I've got it. I've actually got a car and know how to play. I can sing a little bit. We've already gone down there. I can't sing. I've never said I could sing. See, so you have to... I was explaining that today to somebody. I said, we never claimed we could sing. How do we do karaoke and not get kicked off of

Speaker: I have no idea. Anyways, we'll discuss. I probably can't. No, I cannot. I need, I don't need the carry. I cannot do the karaoke version because I can't say.

Speaker: If I have the lyrics and the person singing it, I can at least attempt it. I'm going out and do any rap song to anybody out there. Well, yeah, no, I told Tony D. Actually, actually, the whole reason this came about. He didn't karaoke a rap song. No, actually, no. The whole reason this came about was because they used to do karaoke on Haps and they limited Tony D and wouldn't let him do what he wanted to do. And I said, Tony D, you can do any goddamn rap song you want to fucking do on this broadcast. And then it came about, we're going to do karaoke. And Kamala said he was singing Nickelback.

Speaker: I got a song ready to go. Yeah, you do. Well, I got a song ready to go, too. We're going to go to break to it. And this is actually not only a remix from Rockly of EDM Combat remixes on YouTube, but this also showcases just a sample of what this young man can do vocally. And it's his remix, Paramore's Crush Crush Cool Rich.

Speaker: Yes, I'm a fan of Paramore. Judge me if you will. Judge. You don't even know who Paramore is. Shut up, Tony. Exactly, Judge. Judgey Tony in the building, ladies and gentlemen. I know him. Don't be a judgey asshole, Tony. Oh, damn. Judge -ing. Judge -ing. Judge -ing. Judge -ing. Judgey McJudgerson in the building, everybody. All right, we'll be back here just a few minutes, and maybe we'll be singing karaoke. Cam, bring your bitch ass up in here.

Speaker: Doo doo doo.

Speaker: Little spies, they make every mouth scribble out

Speaker: Cause I'd rather waste my life pretending Than have to forget you for one whole minute But take care of your mouth, scribble out the truth with their lies Your little spies

Speaker: Nothing compares to Just the one, two That never I've been Let's be more than this now Don't you know that I don't know I need something to sing about Rock and roll

Speaker: Just the one, two I'm monsters counting lives That never happened I can't stop dreaming again I've been wanting Nothing compares to the one you didn't belong Just the one, two I'm monsters counting lives That never happened I can't stop dreaming again I've been wanting more than this

Speaker: Welcome back to Nonsensical Nonsense, everybody. Well, Rockly EDM Combat Remixes with his remix of Paramore's Chris, Chris, Chris. I love that song. That's a great song but I like the fact that that was Rocky singing at the beginning. Basically, he hated a duet with Hayley Williams of Paramore. It fucking killed it.

Speaker: Oh, with that being said, welcome back to Nonsense. Welcome to Nonsense, everybody. I'm out of fucking town. We got boys. We got, we got Geofrey in the building. We got Tony D's nuts in the building. We got one of them Louisville killer cam in the building. Fake ass motherfucker. And the one and only Glick's personal

Speaker: the best man in podcasting. That's your new nickname, Cam. The best middle man. You be hooking **** up. Big ups to you. What **** are behind the scenes doing what he does, man? Yeah. Just day one. Don't mind. Get back in your cage and go to work, boy. Get some more guests. Welcome back to us as good as everybody. Hope you guys are enjoying the show so far

Speaker: I was told during, I mean, during the break, I wrote up a draft. I am not abused by my girlfriend. She never hits me. She is amazing. And... I would like to publicly

Speaker: publicly apologize for all statements that I made during the last hour of the show.

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Speaker: if you be so kind, give us a share, tell your friends, tell your family, tell your co -workers and don't forget to turn on the notifications. That way, you know, when we do what we do, how we do, baby, baby, baby. That's the sound of what you don't like that. That way, you know what we do when we do how we do, baby, baby. I don't know what I'm trying to be. Smalls, motherfucker trying to catch his breath, eat a sandwich and rap all at the same time. Yeah, you heard what I said, you big fat bastard.

Speaker: It wasn't the ball holes that killed you. It was not your withdrawal and the Big Mac that killed you. It was the 300 pounds. Wasn't that I'd build it. That yo ass couldn't do it. That's why I fucked yo bitch, you fat motherfucker. Tell him Tupac.

Speaker: Sorry, we're the only ones who get that reference, Tony. I noticed that. Yeah, right? I'll get your reference. I saw that. The other three just uncomfortably laughed at it. That must be a joke. We're very white. We're very white. Yeah, you guys aren't very white. Oh. I'm in Sam in the building. Stunner! Hit her with the stunner! Hit her with the stunner! Do it! Do it! Do it, Rosie! Oh, she gonna choke something. She got you a little whack. Listen, tell us what's up, man. That was Sam.

Speaker: I've got it muted because the kids are being loud. I don't want to ruin the show. Hey kids, guess what time it is? As little John said, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. I just burned one.

Speaker: Not night juice. Congratulations. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, buddy. Happy birthday. He's like Uncle Chris, Uncle Tony, Uncle Jeff, Uncle Jebus. Uncle Jebus. What are you doing? Kennedy's a great name. Come on.

Speaker: Yeah, I forgot you have a Kennedy too, bro. Yeah. JF Kennedy. Colin Fitzgerald Kennedy once said. I had a Nikki first, I'm just saying. Yes, sir. Why did you have a Nikki first? My wife's name is Nikki. Why not?

Speaker: tell them that maybe not know that seven years how do you not know is that she what she did when we were on the podcast that you did not notice even when I was telling you a glitch what Gracie turned seven tomorrow shut up I'm getting old man you are I am I am

Speaker: We all are. We all are. My oldest turns 18 in a couple months. You're like 12. Calm down. I wish I was 12. Cameron is 12. Tony's out here pushing me. I impregnated him early. Because I've got a V -neck t -shirt underneath this, and I didn't want to show off my chest hair to him. We don't have to tell everyone. Yeah. What up, man?

Speaker: Oh, everybody shut up the kids. Thank you. He's like 22. I'm trying. Damn it. You want a sip of juice?

Speaker: Do you want some juice? With some daddy juice? That's the exact same thing I told Cameron. That was the same pickup line I used on Cameron. With some daddy juice? Get out of here. Next thing you lose, I get up at my basement in the cage. That's where he spent the next eight years. Daddy juice just sounds dirty.

Speaker: I think he loves my daddy juice. Well, in your case, it would be Jesus juice. Yeah, you got Jesus juice. That's why I try every time. Like Michael Jackson had. It's Jesus juice, if we were going to interpret. It's called Jesus juice, okay. If we're going to interpretate for Jeff, it's Jesus juice. Just sit. Don't fish.

Speaker: interpretate is not a word. Oh my god. Apparently, we got a **** English major in the house. Interpretate is not a word. Jokes on you, Jesse Spanish. Yeah. Jokes on you, Jeff. because I'm a

Speaker: You're lucky that you're adorable. Last week, last week of the responsible boyfriend left the party because he's fucking lame. And the irresponsible boyfriend showed up and the irresponsible boyfriend, him and they were both speaking Spanish to each other. And neither one of them know a lick of Spanish. But we came up with adorable. We are all adorable. I just thought of something and I know you can probably agree. Let me know.

Speaker: Bitch what? What? Bitch what? Bitch says what? Don't look at me like that, Cameron. I almost said what. I was like, what? No, no, no, no. What?

Speaker: We don't need black in order. We need a lot of light colored sheets. We don't have light colored sheets. We're going to have to go buy them. We're going to have to go buy like pink and light blue and white. A lot of white sheets. Not my fault. The DNA stays all over your bedroom. Yes, it is kind of my fault that there's DNA all over my bedroom. Second section. I don't know why you're telling me that. TSC, hashtag TLC line, Toni, chase them waterfalls.

Speaker: Tony Tony's literally saying himself right now. Fucking white people. Fucking white people. I don't even know why I get on this show sometimes.

Speaker: I'm going to come up on here. I'm going to do this. Tony's about to turn into Danny Glover on our asses and lead the weapon. I'm too old for this **** I'm 95 **** years old. God dang. What am I doing? This is mad that I can

Speaker: No, you can't. It's because it's because I study you. Oh, wow. Sounds like something to me. I watch you. You really close your blinds when you go to sleep, man.

Speaker: He sneaks in your house while you're in a movie tent. Even his penny bear stand over Tony. Lifts up the sheets. I gotta say, not as big as I was expecting. Your wife's been telling you that for seven years.

Speaker: She must really want me, Connor. That was good. That cleared your sinuses, didn't it? That was good, Chris. I'll give you credit on that. She must really love you. Props to you. No, no, no. I just got her pregnant. Hey, props. Take the props away from her and props to you. Lock her down. Impregnate her.

Speaker: You're stuck on me now. You can't run if all you can do is water. That's what worked for me. I can't run if all you can do. Connor's like, I'm going to keep you fat and pregnant for the rest of your life. You can't get away from me. The only trick I keep running into is I don't have a basement here to keep around, so she keeps trying to leave. Sure. Got to knock her up again, man.

Speaker: She's pretty good. There's no backing out now. You never get her pregnant again. No. Oh, I'm getting weak as fuck. I would rather, I would rather chop my balls off with a rusty meat cleaver than have another kid. I mean, do you really, I mean, so, so right now, I mean, so, so right now, right now there's a three way tie as far as the, uh, the goats of fuck trophies, you know, Connor,

Speaker: cam and the real goat are all tied at three fuck trophies apiece. I'm retired. I'm out of the game. I'm out of the game. I'm out of the game. Well, I don't know. You two to take the new record who's going to be the who is going to take fill my shoes as the true go. I don't know about you gentlemen, but my potency is very high.

Speaker: I have super sperm. It is, it's nuts. But I'm also done with babies. I can't sneeze in her direction without getting her pregnant. I had that problem when I walked down the street. I rubbed my beard and 20 bitches get pregnant.

Speaker: that would be a that would be a seat. I've noticed that nobody has a beer on the floor most of the time. I'm watching. I'm working on rebuilding your reproductive system. Calm down.

Speaker: damn it's construction under construction here here here take the scaffolding there i need you guys to work on it we're currently under construction don't mind our mess oh god you can just sit on a chair chris is in on a creeper

Speaker: As as Vicki said, you're good, but you're not that good. You are not going to build. You're not going to be the 250 torque wrench. This one's a little loose. I didn't know 18 volt DeWalt battery. God damn it. This one died again.

Speaker: Have you seen there's a there's a way to rebuild it don't way I'll fucking send my deconstruction crew back in there What's good One John wick

Speaker: You need to catch the other two. You need to catch the other two. I thought there were four total now. I've only seen one, wouldn't that be for three? What up? Or did you keep telling me where it's from? My refrigerator! Or comes out this way. Two of them who got a catch. Didn't get caught with one. Oh! Sam wants, um, Glick to start the drunken Teokie. I'm not starting it. I'm the host of the show. Damn, I started it. He's the host!

Speaker: Oh my God. All right. I got to start with the Nickelback. I got something ready to go. Nicky, I'm sorry. It looks like you got a girlfriend. Huh? What? Cameron, I would like to see you. I'd like to see you in one of your assholes opening my doors. I got vice grips out in my truck. Hey, I bet needle dick, who is still being a private bitch. You're a needle dick. What? It's a tool we can use. I got it. Don't worry.

Speaker: What are you trying to say about your ex boyfriend today? A jar of cherries. My ex boyfriend hates my guts because he couldn't reach my guts. There's a strip she wants to get. That's because he can't reach him good. Nice. I say I actually I would love to give Tony D the floor because he was never given the proper respect that I would deserve and and and and he wasn't allowed to do his thing and if we're going to do this,

Speaker: I feel like we should get some gangsta rap up in this motherfucker. You don't need gangsta rap. Fuck Whitey. I'm with you, Tony D. Fuck Whitey. Whoa. Whoa, calm down, Hitler. Yeah, we couldn't see your hand. Was it open or closed? You'll never know. That's OK. He was on to something. Really?

Speaker: I have to drive home tomorrow. She just brought me a bowl of moonshine cherries. Eat it, bitch. Yeah. Does she have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? No, I got it. Oh, shit. Suck on those cherries. Those are tough.

Speaker: Wow. These are cherries soaked in moonshine. Pussy. No, she had like all this random moonshine in her fridge.

Speaker: And she kept pulling it out and she would take a drink out of it and come out here and look like somebody shit their mouth. And she was like, here, try this. What is my dumbass? OK. Oh, that's horrible. However, that's any guy with his woman. If he truly respects a woman, she's like, here, try this. It's a gut reaction. OK. She's handing it to me. I must try it. Try this. It's so terrible. Fuck.

Speaker: Oh my god, these cherries are I think this is our yes, it's got yogurt in it. Can I get some more beer? Oh my god, what is this? I'm not drinking this. Yes, you are not call your cat Gatlinburg, Tennessee. I'm not drinking fire. Oh, swallow it. Oh, that's what I said. Actually, I've never had to say that once.

Speaker: Oh, dude. Swallow it. That's what you enjoy saying. Well, yeah. Swallow it. Come on, dude. Oh, that's what he told me in the game. Oh, wow. Can I have another beer? I just probably have beer. I know, but I'm going to need one more. Apparently, we're going to. I've never opened that one. Come on, man. I've never seen motherfuckers who want to do something so much to do everything against doing it. Will y 'all start the damn song yet, please? Try one song. Go! We're waiting on you, too. Oh, wait. Sorry. My bad. My bad. Hold on.

Speaker: Well, I'm not starting. I'm the host of the show. I got a song. This is a story all about how. Oh, Jeff's got a song. All right, Jeff, we'll go. Everybody mute your mics. Here we go. And let Jeff go, and then Tony over.

Speaker: No Glitch seconds. It's your show. It's my show. And I make the rules. Are you afraid to rap? I finally give you a pedestal and I tell you, I'm afraid there's no holding you back. There's no stopping you. Are you scared? You scared? Are you mad because you're going to do the greatest song of all time?

Speaker: I believe you guys will probably call me out on this.

Speaker: No! No! No! Give it a minute! Give it a minute! No! No! Give it a minute! No! That don't count. That don't count. It does. It's as long as it works. It's got work to count. I thought about doing that, too, just for the record. I thought about doing that. I thought about doing LaGrange by ZZ Top.

Speaker: Everybody all together.

Speaker: Oh, who's an alcoholic now? Who's an alcoholic now? Lickman is perfect match. I think, I think I sung that very well. No, Jeff. No. It counts. It's a song. It's got words. No, it don't count.

Speaker: It's a recognized song. It's on Spotify. That means it counts. Did you sit on America's Got Talent? Yeah, somebody did. Where do you think I got the idea? Because because I thought about doing LaGrange or LaGrange or whatever the hell it is by ZZ Top. And then they're killing killing in the name with what was that Rage Against the Machine. And literally all they say is killing in the name.

Speaker: killing in the name. I'm like, alright, I can't do that because the guys will call me out. I'm not going to do that. I actually have no idea what I'm going to do. I'm telling you. That's me. Oh, I 100 % play on it. Three fucking days to think about this shit. Now you don't know what you're going to do. Oh, I got songs for days. I got songs for days. I just have no ones that I can actually sing. Coming to next time. Nonsense go nonsense. Karaoke is killer Cam singing Nickelback. Yeah, Cam hit that Nickelback board.

Speaker: This motherfucker's gonna sing Justin Bieber. Baby, baby, baby. Frickin' Tony. As always, I'm gonna have to save the show. I think Chris and Tony should sing Guy Love. No, I'm down.

Speaker: because it's kind of, you're the only one that's ever been inside of me. I gave you surgery, calm down. It's kind of between two guys. I am just saying it works. It's scrubs. Have you seen scrubs, right? The perp. Shut up. We're, we're, we're, we're, we're introducing

Speaker: She's willing to learn. Tony is my J or my Turk and I'm his JD. He's my brown bear and I'm his polar bear. He just won't admit it. See, keep fighting. Watch scrubs, Tony D. And you are the ultimate Turk. You will literally be like, I get it. I get it now. It's not a gay thing. It's not a sexual thing. They're just literally just the best is about it. They're two best friends.

Speaker: JD's a white guy who's not afraid to show how much his best friend means to him. And Turk is a black guy who is terrified of showing his feelings. It's okay, Tony D. You don't have to tell me. You don't have to tell me. I know you love me. You don't have to say the words, Tony D. I won't ever. You don't have to say the words, Tony D.

Speaker: You don't have to. Because we will forever have this. I told y 'all I hate that shit. I told y 'all I hate that shit. That's all right. That's all right. Hey. Do not do that.

Speaker: I did that. You do start singing. Sing it. Sing it. Sing it. Sing it. Sing it. Now I had the time of my life. Chris, Chris, I know a song. I know a song you and I should sing. What's up?

Speaker: Let's go balls. Are you ready to do some Nickelback or not? I'm waiting on somebody to actually start. I don't want to start. I'm a guest. Well, Jeff started. I did. I sang tequila.

Speaker: I'm going to find the same word. Is Sam ready to sing some black veil brides or some other? Like she says, she's not been drinking. Well, why is she drinking? We don't have any liquor. Why? Well, she got to have liquor to have liquor. I hardly know her. Oh, her in the back. Are you having some shit?

Speaker: Hi, Tony. I was just looking at him. But everybody, she just says, how did Tony go? He waved at me. Oh, thank you. Oh, my god. Connor says hi. I mean, you can drink it if we're here now. It looks Jesus. Tony. That's not how it looks, Tony. There you go. In all seriousness, if you could sing the alphabet, aerobics, I would be seriously impressed. Or just the alphabet. I'm blacklicious.

Speaker: I can't. I can only get, I can only get to be. I can only get to be. Have you seen Dan Ratcliffe sing it? No. Nobody cares. Dan Ratcliffe knocked the fucking dust off it. It was dope.

Speaker: Now, that was a hell of a song. All right, Jeff. All right, Jeff. It's up to you. I'm going to give you another one, Jeff. Look up alphabetics. I told you that, which you scored, and they were all soft. He did an A through Z and then Z through A. He did two different songs. Didn't I? Jesus. All right, they were all talking. Delicious came up before Papi. Big shoots over here, talking all over the place. I did get a song already. You didn't do a song, Jeff. It doesn't fucking count. You twat. I've seen more interesting things watching paint dry. Me too.

Speaker: I'm just eating moonshine cherries over here, don't mind me. Honestly, Glick watching you suck on them cherries is the best thing about this show. I mean, about the same size of your balls. Actually, my balls are significantly larger than normal. Have they gotten bigger since you moved out of Ohio? Because they were kind of small when you worked it out. I think you might have been hogging the testosterone.

Speaker: You're probably right. I apologize. I should have never helped with the crossroad. I should have cared for you, Connor. I apologize. You're always saying you're bad at impressions. You know, you can always do Uncle Cracker's drift away. What? You can do Uncle Cracker's drift away. You do look like him. I hope Philly loses. I don't look like Uncle Cracker. I'm not kidding. Who said you look like Uncle Cracker? You didn't. That's him laughing, dude.

Speaker: Yeah. No, it wasn't Uncle Cracker. It was, um. See? Was it Uncle Cracker? Yes, it was. Because you did the, you did, you did the TikTok to Drift Away. And I was like, that's the song I've been looking for for months. My whore ex -fiance thought I looked like Uncle Cracker. I thought he's the whore ex -fiance. Got her new boyfriend because he looks like Uncle Cracker too. Oh, her new boyfriend is Wish version of Glitch. I'm sorry, her new husband, fiance, whatever. Oh, they're married? New baby daddy.

Speaker: Whoa. 27th baby daddy in the fourth year. Did they have another kid? No. Well, I mean, well, like stepdad. Oh. Why are you licking? I feel like eventually Parker is going to be like, because why not? Can I call you dad? Just like every guy. It's like that movie. Don't drink your gin and juice in the hood while being in the minutes to sound central. What do we say, kids? Are you my dad?

Speaker: Are you my daddy? I was like 30 kids. Are you my daddy? All right. Which one of you pussies is starting this off for real? I think. So Jeff, you didn't start. I have a bigger dick show now. I don't know. You guys want to do karaoke? I want to hear Tony fucking rap. That's what I want. I want to hear. I heard Tony. I've been waiting for nine. I've been waiting for nine years to listen to Tony rap.

Speaker: We're finally getting there. I genuinely want to hear Tony sing. I've heard he has a good voice. Tony's got an amazing voice, actually. Tony can sing his ass off. It makes me wet. Whoa. You heard it here first, folks. It makes me wet. How about like? I got this covered, gentlemen.

Speaker: Click, click. I had this covered, gentlemen. OK. Right. Use a generator online. There you go. Like Sam. You ready? He's going to do something. Oh, no. Tony, I got something to rest. Lose yourself in the music. Let me clear the old windpipes like stone cold sea lasses. All right. Whoop, whoop.

Speaker: That's the sound of the police. Woo woo. That's the sound of the police. Woo woo. That's the sound of the police. Woo woo. That's the sound of the police. Woo woo. That's the sound of the police. Woo woo. That's the sound of the police. Woo woo. That's the sound of the police.

Speaker: You can't stand where I stand. You can't walk where I walk. Watch out. We run New York. Police man come. We bust him out the park. I know this for a fact. You don't like how I act. You claim I'm still in crack. But you be doing that.

Speaker: You claim I'd rather say see ya cuz I would never be ya be an officer You wicked overseer You hot spot want to get props and be a savior First show a little respect and change your behavior

Speaker: Change your attitude, change your plan. There could never be justice on stolen land. Are you really for peace and equality? Or when my car is hooked up, you know you want to follow me. Your laws are minimal because you won't even think about looking at the real criminal.

Speaker: This has got to cease because we be getting hyped to the sound of the police. Whoop, whoop. That's the sound of the police. Whoop, whoop. That's the sound of the beast. Whoop, whoop. That's the sound of the police. Whoop, whoop. That's the sound of the beast. You're welcome. I killed that shit.

Speaker: right? I agree with Mickey. I agree with Mickey. There's two minutes. I'll never get back. One ain't got nut shit all good. Just eat a cherry. Tony's had the same face throughout this entire thing and I don't even think he's frozen. White people. I don't even know why. Nobody else would start it. Here I am. I started it.

Speaker: I really need to have friends because god damn, this is terrible. I wish I could have fruits on my feet and live in my best life. I told you to buy your fucking fruit. All right, honey. Reach your mics. Let Jeff do it.

Speaker: collaborate and listen. Ice is back when the brand new invention something grabs a hold of me tightly flow like a harp boom daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know. Turn off the lights and I'll blow to the extreme or like a like a like a van do a lot of the stage like a jump like a can do dance. Let's stick that move. Kill in your brain like a poisonous mushroom deadly in a blade don't melody anything less than the best is a felony. Love it or leave it. You better gain weight. You better get bullseye. The kid don't play. If there was a problem, yo, I'll

Speaker: Now does the party is jump in with a base kick in as a figures off pumpkins

Speaker: He ain't quick and nimble. I go crazy when I hear a cymbal in a hi -hat with a souped -up tempo. I'm gonna roll. It's time to go solo. Rollin' in my 5 .0 with a ragtop down so my hair can't blow. The girl is on standby, waitin' just to say hi. Did you stop? No, I just drove by, kicked on. Soon to the next stop. I must've left it out and headed to the next block. The block was dead, yo, so I can -

Speaker: 2A1 -8, D Strong Avenue girls were hoppin' less than bikinis, rockin' lover, troppin' on our deans, jealous. Cuz I'm out gettin' mine, shavin' the gay with my elbows in nine, ready for the jumps on the wall, the jumpbacks we do for a full eight ball, gunshots, rings out like a bell. I give it a nine, all I hurt was shells.

Speaker: falling on the concrete real fast jumped in my car slammed on the gas bumper to bumper the avenues packed trying to get away because jack is jack police on the scene you know what i mean if i see up running all the dope fiends if there was a problem yo i'll solve it check out the book while the dj revolves it

Speaker: called Poet. My Amazon scene just in case you didn't know it. My town that created all the bass sounds.

Speaker: Check out the hook on DJ Rabaulze. Man, let's get out of here. Word to your mother. Yeah! You're next, Tony!

Speaker: Only one with some balls on his damn show. What are you talking about? I did a whole ass rap song. You did spoken word poetry. I've done soup songs already. Well, shut up. You barely got a song in a quarter at that.

Speaker: I did this because because I wanted to hear because we've all heard Tony sing more time because typically I do the I do the intro. I do the intro and you know, hit the notifications. That way, you know what we do when we do how we do baby, baby and then Tony follows in and he sings some smooth **** R &B and for whatever reason tonight, he's not going to do it. So, we've all heard Tony sing but I'm going to do what a lot of people wouldn't do and I'm going to give Tony the open

Speaker: to have free reign like one to mom spaghetti. Tony D. Yeah. Are you ready, Tony? You had one chance. I'll go back tomorrow. I'll do that. I'll go back tomorrow. All right, get it Tony.

Speaker: I think, I think as long as we have the music in the background, we're good on YouTube and we're not. I'm going to crank your mic volume up because what I did watch was I wanted to make sure we didn't get flagged. Yeah, no, no, I was watching it. I was watching it too, Tony. That's why I went right off Spotify. Yeah. So when we all mute our mics, I'm going to, I'm going to jump your mic volume all the way up, Tony D. So it'll pick up nice and loud and clear.

Speaker: When you're ready, sir, let me get it to where... We won't do it. That's all right, I can win you. I can win you. Can y 'all still hear that?

Speaker: Can y 'all hear anything? Y 'all did? Okay. Stronger than never.

Speaker: Back to get wrecked All respect to those who break their neck To keep their hoes a check Cause old they sweat a brother majorly And I don't know why your girl keeps paging me She tells me that she needs me, cries when she leaves me And every time she sees me, she squeezes me Lady, take it easy

Speaker: Hate to sound sleazy but tease me I don't want it if it's that easy And yo, bust it Baby got a problem saying bye -bye Just another hazard of a fly guy You ask why it don't matter My pockets got black fatter Now everybody's looking for the latter And ain't no kneeing greedy If you want to see me down my beeper number, baby When you need me And I'll be there in a jiffy Don't be picky Just be happy with this quickie When will you learn You can't tie me down, baby, dawg Check it out I get around

Speaker: Oh, we got a baby. Okay. I want to make sure we ain't cursing. Good, good, good. Let the baby jam. The underground just don't stop for hoes. I get around. Still down with the underground. That's the hard part. I got to do three different voices.

Speaker: Ay yo Sha, let them hoes know Now you can tell from my everyday fits I ain't rich so cease and desist with them tricks I'm just another black man caught up in the mix trying to make a dollar out of 15 cents Just cause I'm a freak don't mean that we can't hit the sheets baby I can see that you don't recognize me I'm Sha G, the one who put the satin in your panties Never knew a hooker that could share me I get around, what's up love, how you doing alright? Well I been hanging, singing, trying to do my thing Oh you heard that I was banging

Speaker: Your homegirl you went to school with, that's cool, but did she tell you about her sister and her cousin? Thought I wasn't. Now, some weekends was made for Michelos, but it's a Monday, my doc, so just let me hit it, yo. And just to send me a staking for the ground, we be taping on the down low, long as you know that I get around. Y 'all got me stumbling. I'm trying to watch the game, my fault. I'm trying to watch the game, my fault. I'm trying to watch the game, my fault. I'm trying to watch the game, my fault. I'm trying to watch the game, my fault. I'm trying to watch the game, my fault. I'm trying to watch the game, my fault. I'm trying to watch the game, my fault. I'm trying to watch the game, my fault. I'm trying to watch the game, my fault. I'm trying to watch the game, my fault. I'm trying to watch the game,

Speaker: Knocking the good part. Funny to be drunk doing this shit again. I like hoes. Please. Fingertips on the hips says I did. Gotta get a tight grip. Don't slip. Loose lips sink ships. It's a trip. I love the wishy licksy lips. See me jock and put a little twist in the hips because I'm watching. Conversations on the phone till the break of dawn. Now we all alone. Why the lights on? Turn them off. Time to set it off. Get you wet and soft. Something's on your mind. Let it off.

Speaker: You don't know me. You just met me. You won't let me. Well, if I couldn't have a silly rabbit, why you sweating? It's a lot of real G's doing time. Because the group you bit, the trooper told a lie. You picked the wrong guy, baby. If you're too fly, you either hit the dope. Search for a new guy. Because I only got one night in town, break down a B clown, baby dollar. You down, I get around. There you go.

Speaker: That's an old, that's an original right there. That's an original. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. I'm here all day. Yeah. That's what we were looking for. We got Tony D unplugged tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Baby smile. The man's not scripted. The man's unplugged.

Speaker: give him the platform and let him do what he does. You got a baby smile good baby dick doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Speaker: I pity your Romney. That's all I'm saying. I pity your Romney. All of us gonna be there going, whatever you do to her, we do to you. It's like that 50 Cent movie where old Bush, he was like, hey, tuck that. Go ahead, tuck that in real quick. I have no idea. For 16 years, it was my job. I forgot what name of the movie was. I don't know. I've seen the TikTok of that scene like 40 times. It was like Gang of Thieves or something like that?

Speaker: I mean, I can sing as long as I can play but I don't have another phone.

Speaker: He played on his phone. I played on his laptop. That's what y 'all heard it from. No, no, no. Connor wants to play his guitar and sing. Yeah, he plays his guitar. Oh, he can't play the guitar. Hold the baby. Connor's at Douchebag. You hold the baby. You get a pass tonight. Cam, you up. Connor's at Douchebag that shows up to the party with his guitar. Yeah. And plays Kumbaya. Alright, I might be at Douchebag, but I'm not gay, alright?

Speaker: Well, things we did at Abercrombie says differently. Things that happened at Abercrombie say differently. Things that happened at Abercrombie for 800, Trebek. Ain't no bum covers.

Speaker: I'm trying to look at her songs that I can actually know. Kim got scared and he ran away. Well, after Tony and I wrapped, the bar has been set. Both of them have their kids. I'm going to let them slide. The bar hasn't really been set because no ass is up. They got their kids to wrap. I got my song.

Speaker: If you want me to rap, I'm gonna be out here talking like Glick was during that song. I already, first and foremost, I've started the night off with a rap. I wanna go with one of my favorite songs, but I don't wanna get judged. Well, Connor, are you ready? Hey, number one, we don't suck. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Speaker: Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really wanna hurt me?

Speaker: You really wanna marry me. Connor and Cam. Connor and Cam, who's ready? Alright. Say what you will. Coachy Club. It don't matter. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the **** man. Coachy Club was the ****

Speaker: I see that **** every time I hear that song, I picture that scene and **** that Zoolander **** movement where they're like a great **** on each other. Like, you talk **** Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. What's Connor and Cam? Who's ready to go? Connor? You ready, Cam? Cam's gone. Alright. Alright. Everybody make sure you like Connor. Give, give, give,

Speaker: You remind me of a Sunday

Speaker: Back home in old Kentucky, church bars just stepping to the pines. I love you like the mountains, love the way your morning opens. Too soft and bright, breaking from the sun. Flipping make you stay.

Speaker: wouldn't act so angry all the time, wouldn't keep it all inside and I'd let you know how much I loved you

Speaker: I used to ride a Mustang And I'd run that thing on high roads Till you raised a price a dream so I couldn't pay So I'd let that thing just sit there When I should've took you driving The windows down while the music bled

Speaker: Would you ever make you stay? Wouldn't act so angry all the time? Wouldn't keep it all inside an eye to let you know how much I loved you every day?

Speaker: Darling, will you stay right here and shake this rock off of mine? Darling, will you stay right here and shake this rock off of mine?

Speaker: I was telling I was telling Nikki you guys don't know because sometimes you guys don't

Speaker: A few months back, Connor got his guitar out and him and I were, he was playing and him and I were singing together. So I already knew what to expect from Connor, but I also know what Tony can do vocally. And as far as this show goes, you two could both sing your asses off.

Speaker: And so I was like, and actually I was honestly surprised because I didn't know Connor could sing like that until that episode. And I honestly don't remember which one it was. But if you're listening through and you come across an episode where it was me and Connor and we were making fun of Jeff and Tony because they didn't show up.

Speaker: Keep listening to it because that might be the episode where Connor gets his guitar out and him and I are just singing along, singing a song, singing Garth Brooks, singing Chris Stapleton and just having fun. I was going to say, I believe it is your turn.

Speaker: I believe it's Cameron's turn. He was going to do his favorite song. He actually took his flannel off and showed everybody his affliction shirt. He's on the phone. He's on the phone until his, uh, until he's done. You will find every reason not to do your turn. Right? Exactly. Thank you. You're, you're, you're basically taking up what I'm laying down. Apparently almost 15 beers.

Speaker: That's your fault. Maybe you should have brought more beers. Maybe you should have brought more beers. Maybe you should have brought more beers. Maybe you should have brought more beers. Maybe you should have brought more beers. Maybe you should have brought more beers. Maybe you should have brought more beers. Maybe you should have brought more beers. Maybe you should have brought more beers. Maybe you should have brought more beers. Maybe you should have brought more beers. Maybe you should have brought more beers. Maybe you should have brought more beers. Maybe you should have brought more beers. Maybe you should have brought more beers. Maybe you should have brought more beers.

Speaker: I'm the I'm the dude that brings the guitar and he's like, oh, I've got an instrument.

Speaker: Are you sure, Chris? Yeah, Jeff. I heard you while we were trying to do a podcast. It was like... That was day one. That was day one. It was like four weeks after you bought it. No, that was day one when I bought it. Play Charlie Daniels' Devil One Down to Georgia. Play Charlie Daniels' Devil One Down to Georgia.

Speaker: He was looking for a soul to steal. He was in a bind because he went behind and he was willing to make a deal. When he came across to his old boy, he can't do it. He can't play. Look at him. No, I can't play the violin. Yeah, I know you can. Shut up. He's just got the violin up in his airplane. Who the fuck he thinks he's talking to.

Speaker: I am, I am starting classes soon. I actually just paid for it. Be self taught like a real man. I've owned a guitar for like, I've owned a guitar for like 14 years. I'm starting classes soon too. Well, as we discovered when we were talking, we were talking to Chloe. Yeah. The violence. Yeah, we had George Chloe on the show, ladies and gentlemen. I said Chloe. I said it correctly.

Speaker: But as he was saying. You do realize that Cameron's not talking to anybody on the phone. It's something you can self -talk. Yeah, he's pretending. Yeah. I still don't see you singing, Chris. Well, it's because I'm the host of the show. And you're full of shit. You're full of shit. Well, you know what? Here. Yeah, I think that. I'm being a racist. I'm being a racist. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Shut up. Shut up, Chris. Shut up, Chris. You're a pussy. Chris. Tony, do you smell that?

Speaker: I smell the bottom of my shoe. I was trying to go up my damn knees. Yeah. You got your boots on because the bullshit's getting pretty fucking deep. I'm going to have to go get my waiters. How many times do I have to sing tonight? I've been singing. I've been singing all night. You sang zero times, Glick. I've been singing all night. And I rap. I'm princess. All right, Chris. All right. I'll play the music. I'll play the music. You sing.

Speaker: Are you ready? Let me help him out. Sing it. I don't know what you're playing. I don't know what you're playing. There you go. I can't hear anything over the other two.

Speaker: I know. Shut up, Tony. Oh, Cameron's ready. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, this motherfucker. I'm on the phone. Hello. Hey, what's up? Yeah, exactly. My extended car war. Yeah, I got a little right. I'm so glad you told me about my extended car war. We're the champions tonight, OK? We are the champions tonight. Well, I mean, actually, literally, I mean, OK, first and foremost, Tony D's

Speaker: I'm a little bit disappointed in the rap game. I expected more. I mean, I got more. Don't give me that. I know you can sing. Wait, from the person that has it's funny. Oh, you know you have seen me for six weeks. Okay, you know what I'm saying? You see me sing and you see me rap. I'm trying to sing the same. Whatever, whatever, whatever. I got replays. Whatever, whatever, whatever. I got replays. I forgot how to get more beer because apparently I drank all the beer. Here, Tony, Tony, Tony.

Speaker: the curious case of the missing beer yeah some some bitch drank in here and drank all our beer tonight hands on his bullshit pretending to be on the phone hold on all right

Speaker: I can't sing. Chris, are you going to sing as the wrong actor? No one has accused anyone of being able to sing. I even kept the song clean because of that. After Chris was poking and brought everybody else to sing. No, no, no, no. Mind you, this was Tony and Jeff's idea.

Speaker: was it? Yeah, it was. I begged to differ. I begged to differ. I would think I would soon. We need to listen to Thursday, Wednesday's episode. Chris stated, we're going to sing in the second hour. No, that was after you guys started talking bullshit. The third hour. Let's go. Let's go. Cameras are going to piss you. Kennedy said you're being a real vagina right now. I don't even know who Kennedy is. What's the baby biting your finger?

Speaker: That's not Kennedy. That's Princess. Why is the baby biting your finger? So she does that, and I can't stop her? No. That's Uncle Click's little princess. No, you can't. So I just kind of got to let it happen, so that's why I wash my hands a lot. You guys ready? I didn't use to wash my hands when I went pee. That's not the thumb you stick up your ass, is it? No, my wife used to. She's fine.

Speaker: That's his daughter. She's already corrupted. All right, I guess I gotta sing, because Cameron's weird. Ah! Yeah! That's right! Ha ha! Twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk. No, actually sing, Chris. Don't be a pussy. All right, all right, all right, all right. On you now. Don't look at me like that. You know I can't sing. Stop it.

Speaker: I like the way they walk, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Girls! All right, here we go. What? Yeah, she's staring right at me. I don't know how to comfortable I feel.

Speaker: We turned one night into two. It wasn't my intention, but you got my intention with everything you do.

Speaker: I can't get you out of my mind So I go there inside I knew it was coming But I didn't see it coming now Then I knew you had my finger I'd be wrapped around Let me get you and I say everything I ever need Now you don't know what you're doing to me And give it all up If you're good to tie me down

Speaker: You're up to tie me down. We turn two worlds into one. Everything that we do is dead and done. My home, I can't get you out of my mind.

Speaker: So why would I even try? I knew it was coming, but I didn't see it coming now. And then I knew you had that thing around me wrapped around. Let me just show you I saw everything I ever need. And you don't know what you do to me. I'm down to give it all. If you love, you try me down.

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Speaker: Oh, I'm down to give it all. Oh, I'm down to give it all. If you want to tie me down. If you want to tie me down.

Speaker: We're going to keep coming but one day, we're going to turn around and put a ring on the finger wrapping around. And Jet No Cam. I'm going to give you an A for effort. I told you, I don't sing. I never claimed to be able to sing. I'll give you a A for putting in the effort.

Speaker: Exactly. And that's what this is about. It's not about, it's not about your ability to say more lack thereof. It's about putting yourself out there. It's about being actually doing it. I'll do another round. I got a song ready to go. I got to see if I can just, I'm just wondering if this song has, oh, it does have the lyrics.

Speaker: which is where I'm getting my lyrics, by the way. Stupid fucking hat. I don't have my belt. Like I said, Tony, I ain't never, ever, ever, ever claimed to be able to sing. I'm not that guy who went on Hapskaryoji because I thought I was a singer. I just went on there to get drunk and have fun. I did both. Yeah, but you didn't sing. That's what we're doing. It's just been fun. It takes whatever it takes to put yourself out there enough there to do that. Actually, actually sweating beans under my hat.

Speaker: Actually, a very long time ago, I used to be able to sing. Yeah, exactly. Especially the way you did it. And I was the lead singer of a band. What happened? I can't sing anymore. I don't know what happened to him though. He said, what the shit? He said, I don't know what happened to him. I don't know what happened to him. I don't know. I had a bullshit. Like, well, it wasn't weird, but I would sing karaoke. And I would kill it. I still love fucking singing. Cam's still being a pussy. Not only is he pretending to be on the phone, but he walked off camera.

Speaker: I'm going to say.

Speaker: That was for Nicky. That was for Nicky. That was for you guys. What are you singing for my wife? Shut up, Vanilla Ice. Just shut up, Vanilla Ice. Nobody's talking to you. Hey, I fucking killed that song. Everybody in this chat, everybody in this room right now was jamming to that. Don't you start your judgment here. There's no justice on, boy. Yeah, don't judge me. Everybody's jamming to my song. Yeah, I did. Well, if you guys could rip me, go ahead and mute your mics. Go ahead and sing Glycerine.

Speaker: No, fuck you. Oh, wait, that's a good song. That's actually really hard to say. Don't you fuck. I have Jeff singing glycerine. Go ahead, Blake. Go ahead, Blake. Go ahead, Blake. Go ahead, Blake. Go ahead, Blake. I don't mind. I ain't better. Excellent. Thanks, girl. You okay? I'll sing one. I'll sing one for free. Actually, and I don't know where it's at, Jeff.

Speaker: Actually, Rocky and I, actually Rocky and I were not making fun of Jeff singing this song. Actually, Rocky and I were pretty goddamn impressed. You guys are ticks. Must be a skin I'm sinking in must be for real cuz now I can feel I didn't mind

Speaker: Jeff could sing. We were just impressed that he did it. And I totally suckered Jeff into singing it, thinking I was going to sing. Yes, he did. Who's that? Yes. 41 Mythogoguls. Well, if everybody rebuts their mics, I'm willing to go again. No, how me?

Speaker: I've read mute. Mute your mic Chris. I got one. I'm getting there. I'm getting there. Why are you going to get him Blick after I've done it once? Cause he's, he just, he just did. Here we go.

Speaker: I love this song. If it brings you happiness then I wish you all the best. It's your happiness that matters most of all.

Speaker: Would he be able to break your heart? If a tear drops a little smaller, I'll be there before the next tear drops fall. She'd be getting better than

Speaker: We didn't have any. We didn't say no. We didn't say no. We didn't say no. We didn't say no. We didn't say no. We didn't say no. We didn't say no.

Speaker: It's Spanish! Ah!

Speaker: Did he ever leave you blue? Just remember, I love you, and I'll be there. And leave it all alone.

Speaker: There you go. I actually understand why you did that song and it makes total sense. It makes total sense. I understand why you did that. I appreciate that. Thank you. I do understand that. Believe it or not, I love that song. I love that song. It's actually, the Spanish is actually the hardest part for me because. Because you don't speak English.

Speaker: it's you know well i do speak spanish but but it's it's not translated properly because you're white no if you actually if you actually read the words it's not translated perfectly were you literally fucking singing spanish yes yes i was come down intonio banderos this is not desperado

Speaker: Hey, go ahead and try. Hey, that's our. That's a good. That's a good.

Speaker: That's three songs I've done. That's three songs I've done. I've already done two. Tony, you're up. I've already done two. You did spoken word poetry. That doesn't count. I did KRS one whoop whoop. That is the sound of the police.

Speaker: You spoke it. You spoke it. I, I wrapped it. I riggity riggity wrapped it. Cameron, get off your **** phone. Pretended like you're on the phone with somebody. Chicken in the ****. That's your **** affliction shirt on. Oh, I'm on the phone. Oh, he's on the phone with **** Nickelback. I don't know. What's up, Nickelback Creed? And you're with me.

Speaker: with arms wide open. They're in North Carolina. He was just telling me how my grandma's doing. He's just singing fucking Creed to you. Hey, I literally just told my dad. Hey Cameron, hey Cameron. I told him my 10 seconds ago, I was like, I'm trying to get out of doing karaoke and he said they're about to be the yelling at you and you're going to be the last one getting laughed at. Hey Cameron, look at it. You want some bag of cookies?

Speaker: Look at this. Egg and cookies. Look at this. All right, I'm gonna just do it. I took a big old shit and you ate it. Every time you do it makes me lie. I'm gonna just do it. Hey, Cameron. Hey, Cameron. At the end of the day, you can't be anywhere simple. Let me know when y 'all ready. He's ready, he's ready. Hold on, I'm turning down home.

Speaker: All right. Cameron's going to do two in a row. So then we'll get a YouTube strike. Turn it down low so then we'll get a YouTube strike. I am. I'm about to. Cameron's going to do two in a row. No, I'm not. There you are. Let's kill a camp concert. You ready? Do it. Oh, God, I can't do this.

Speaker: Dude, if I can sing and embarrass myself on my own show, you can do it. They've all gone Wherever day goes Broken halos that used to shine Angels come down From the heavens

Speaker: just to help us on our way. Come to teach us, then they leave us and to find some other soul to save. Sing my share of broken aloes, folded wings that used to fly.

Speaker: They've all gone, wherever they go Broken halos that used to shine Broken halos that used to shine

Speaker: Don't go looking for the reasons. Don't go asking Jesus why. We're not meant to know the answers. They belong to the by and by.

Speaker: They belong to the binding bond. Sing my share of broken hails for the wings that used to fly. They've all gone wherever they go. Broken hails that used to shine.

Speaker: Broken halos that used to shine. Broken halos that used to shine. Broken halos that used to shine.

Speaker: You guys just witnessed my little brother come completely out of his fucking comfort zone and do something that I never expected him to do because he's been on here several times and it is so hard to get him talking. So Cam, that was awesome, dude. Yeah, you killed it, brother. You killed it. You came up here and you did. That's what matters. It was awesome. You did it. I'm so proud of you for coming out of your

Speaker: you're fucking getting out of your head, getting out of your comfort zone and and just fucking singing. So, yeah, you know, what's your suckers? I'm just kidding. Who am I just telling somebody? No, but at the end of the day, it's not a truth. No, but at the end of the day, it's it's about it's about putting yourself out there. That's what karaoke is. You know, no, I was I was actually having a good time.

Speaker: It's about having. And I was telling Nikki, I'm watching him and I'm like a proud big fucking brother right now. Yeah. A hundred percent. Because he's coming out from behind the scenes and putting himself out there. So I'm proud of you, man. I'll see you kind of take care of the kids. You right. Yeah. Take care. Take care of the babies. Get your dinner made. Blink blink twice if you need us to order a pizza. Trinity. Say what you want.

Speaker: What's up, man? What's next on your agenda? I'm over here eating. Oh, they get juiced here and juiced here. I'm sure you had to do KRS more properly. I think I did a pretty good job of doing KRS ones. Well, you muted your mic. You muted your mic. Nobody can hear you. I know, because my music's playing, so thank you very much. Yeah, I'm over here ready for you, because you're next, after Tony.

Speaker: Let us begin. What, where, why, or when? Well, let me explain my instructions to the game. See, I'm not insane. In fact, I'm kind of rational. When I be asking you, who was more dramatic with this one or that one? The white one or the black one? Pick the punk and I'll jump up to attack one. Care is what is just a guy to lead a crew.

Speaker: to your face and dish it. Everyone saw me on the last album cover, holding a pistol something far from a lover besides my brother. S -C -O -T -T. I just laughed because no one can defeat me. This is lecture number two to my philosophy. Number one was poetry. You know it's me. This is my philosophy. Many artists got to learn. I'm not flammable. I don't burn. So please stop burning and learn to earn respect. Because that's just what K .R. collects. See what do you expect when you rhyme like a soft punk.

Speaker: You walk down the street, you get jumped. You got to have style and learn to be original. And everybody's going to want to diss you like me. We stood up from the South Bronx and every sucker MC had a response. You think me kid, I know this day you're on a tip.

Speaker: My posse's from the Bronx is thick. In real life, we roll correctly. A lot of suckers would like to forget me, but they can't. Because like a champ, I have got a record of knocking at the frauds in a second. On the mic, I believe that you should get loose. I have it come to tell you, I got juice I just produced. Create, innovate, on a higher level. I'll be back, but for now, just separate. I'm watching the game while I'm doing this song, so I don't want nobody thinking I'm using the lyrics. Just so you know.

Speaker: I'll play you the nine and you play the target. You all know my name, so I guess I just started. Or should I say start this? Teachers, I'm the artist, styles and new concepts that they are hardest. Yo, because I'm a teacher and Scott is a scholar. It ain't about money because we all make dollars. That's why I walk with my hitter. When I hear wet rhymes, I get better.

Speaker: Rappers like I said, a lot of games, a lot of suckers with colorful names. I'm so and so, I'm this, I'm that. But they all just wick, wick, wack. I'm not white or red or black, I'm brown. From the boogie down, productions, of course, I'm used to be thumpy.

Speaker: Others say they're bad, but they're bugging. Let me show you something now about hip -hop, about D. Nice Melody and Scott LaRock. I got a pen, a pencil, a marker. Maybe what I write is for the average New Yorker, some MCs be talking and talking, trying to show how Black people are walking. But I don't want this way to portray or reinforce stereotypes of the day, like all my brothers eat chicken and watermelon.

Speaker: talk broken English and drug selling. See I'm telling and teaching the way some act in rap is kind of wet and it lacks creativity and intelligence but they don't care because their company is selling me. It's my philosophy on the industry don't bother dissing me or even wishing we softened, dilute, or commercialize all our lyrics because it's about time one of y 'all here and hearing first hand from the intelligent

Speaker: a vegetarian no -go or ham or chicken or turkey or hamburger. Because to me, that suicide self -murder let us get back to what we call hip hop and what it meant to DJ Scott LaRock. I'm quite sure I lost somebody by now. I'm just saying.

Speaker: How many MCs must get dissed before somebody says, don't fuck with Chris? This is just one style out of many. Like a piggy bank, this is one penny. My brother's name is Kenny. It's Kenny Parker. My other brother, ICU, was much darker. Hooky that productions is made up for teachers. Selection is conducted from the mic until the speaker. Pink is weaker. The king or the teacher is not about a salary. It's all about reality. Teachers teach and do the world good.

Speaker: Kings just rule and most are never understood. If you were to rule or govern a certain industry, all inside this room right now would be a misery. No one would get along, nor sing a song, or everybody singing for the king. Am I wrong? So yo, what's up? It's me again, Scott LaRock, KRS, BDP again. Many people had the nerve to think that we would end the trend with Criminal Minded, an album which is only 10 funky funky funky funky

Speaker: funky funky hitting records no more than four minutes and some seconds the competition checks it checks it keeps checking they take the album take it home and start sweating why well it's simple because them is kind of vital to take care of one's title to them I'm like an idol some type of entity and everybody's wrong they want to mention me or rather mention us me and Scott LaRock

Speaker: But they can get bust, get robbed, get dropped. I don't play around, nor do I F around. And you can tell by the bodies that I lift around. With some cloud jokes up to get beat down. Broken down to his very last compound. See how it sound? A little unrational. A lot of MCs like to use the word dramatically. Fresh. But nonsensical nonsense, you motherfuckers.

Speaker: That's how you do karaoke. Nice. Yeah. Just saying that, Tony D, I was rapping along with you. You was reading the lyrics. I don't blame you. I wasn't actually. I don't need to read the lyrics for KRS one or a lot of old school rap. It does help to have the lyrics up there because you will realize you have messed up some words. Right? Right?

Speaker: Oh, she's just a good old boy. That song gets me hyped. I used to love that song. Like an angel. I used to know, I'm actually going to challenge myself when I wasn't going to tell nobody this, but I'm going to tell y 'all. Well, you know what, Connor? Why don't you be better, and maybe Smoke will send you a championship. Yeah. I'm not going to lie. I get to surprise myself with some of the, that looks really good better. I kind of surprised myself with a lot of these. I'm going to do the whole album.

Speaker: with some of the old school rap songs that that I can get all the way through without fucking up and not having to look up. Yeah, you can. But then at the same time, there's some songs where you think you can get through without fucking them up. And you really screw that. Oh, that's not it's not a bathroom on the right. There's a bad mood on the rise. Yeah, I get that.

Speaker: I knew it on the rise. I thought about doing that whole album one night. I said, let me think about this. No, I was actually a KRS1 fan. So I mean, I was rapping right along. Everybody knows that album. Yeah. I don't. I actually don't. I probably know it. I probably know it, but I don't. Yeah, you're white. I could. Yeah, I'm very, very clear. How old are you? 42.

Speaker: You should know some of it. Jeff is very white to me. I'm very white. My closest neighbor was a mile away. And I don't like that, but he was also anti -establishment. So he probably thinks like the Sex Pistols are the greatest band ever. Actually, I don't like the Sex Pistols. Nobody does. Nobody likes the Sex Pistols.

Speaker: that actually likes music. Yeah, Sex Pistols and Nickelback have the same, have an opposite effect. Everybody wants to pretend like they're a Sex Pistols fan, and nobody likes the Sex Pistols because only, the only song they can name by the Sex Pistols is God Bless the Queen, where meanwhile, they'll be the same people that are like, I hate Nickelback, but they know every song off of every album. I like Nickelback. Where did Cam do? Cameron.

Speaker: I believe it's your turn. I believe it's Cameron's turn. I'm waiting for Cameron to do Nickelback since he's got his sweet ass affliction.

Speaker: He's probably, he's probably wearing X body spray too. Oh, we're ruining it. Come and make it better then, Sam. Come on. Come on, Sam. Yeah, Sam, you're up. Yeah, Sam's up. What's Sam saying? Nikki won't sing. Sam, you're up. I'll sing along with her. She sings Love is a Battlefield. I'll even do the dance. She can sing, I'll do the dance.

Speaker: If you don't know the dance the battlefields you're not a Pat Benatar fan What are you gonna do Cameron camera on I don't know Sam some now I don't want to sing I

Speaker: You can sing in front of your girl. You can sing in front of your girl. After you sang in front of us, you don't really love her. Yeah, you got issues. You don't love her. You don't even like her. No, I sing in the car. Yeah, well. No. She doesn't sing in front of your girl. She tries to jump out while you're doing 90. Right? She's like, oh my god. You're going to sing next. Camera on. Wasn't there a rapper back in the day, camera on? Yeah. Yeah, he's still around.

Speaker: Is he really? He just dropped the album about two, three months ago. Really? Yeah, he did. I can't remember the song he did that everybody knew. Oh, my God. How many songs did he do that you don't know? How many songs did he do that I do know, but I forgot. He ain't no T .I. No, but I'm just saying.

Speaker: Alright, man. We're waiting. Don't give a shit. Look, look, look, look. I know that one. Yeah, that's that's trick. That's camera. That's trick. Raise up. No. That's camera. That's that's that's that's Petey Pablo. That was the one I was that was the one I was trying to think of that I couldn't think of. That's Petey Pablo. Oh yeah, that was Petey Pablo. My bad.

Speaker: I know that one. I love the kids. Oh, I'm not sure. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy.

Speaker: Cameron, what are you doing, man? He probably does. He probably knows this one right here, too. Watch this. Yeah. Yeah. You know that song? That's Cameron. Cameron. Cameron. Yeah. Oh, shit. You know Gangsta Ass? I didn't know he was that gangster. Yeah, more dangerous. Him and Jim Jones and them boys are dangerous back there. Jim Jones? Jim Jones will make you drink that Kool -Aid. Yeah, you will. Nah.

Speaker: We don't know who Jim Jones is and do your research. Cameron, are you ready? Cameron, are you ready? Cameron, are you ready?

Speaker: Why don't we all collaborate and sing, photograph?

Speaker: I'm going to be nice to see. I'd have to actually look at that. You don't have to be nice to me. You're never nice to me. So what's different now? Wow, that is not true at all. Shots fired. 28 nothing Eagles. What? 28 nothing Eagles. Look at the Eagles playing the Giants. Wow. I thought the Giants would have been a little bit, I thought it would have been a little bit tougher. Yeah, I know. The Chiefs barely beat the damn Giants. Hey, Dallas. Eagles are your future.

Speaker: What you gonna sing, Cameron? Cameron? You never sang in front of Sam before? Yeah. Okay, well then, what does it matter?

Speaker: Yeah, if you have to, just turn off your camera so you can't screw up or just drop the screen down. It's not even inside of the camera thing, it's the Sam thing. Well, it was the camera thing and then I just put up a blank screen. That's kind of why I said that. Yeah, that's what I said. Put up a blank screen. Yeah, you were fine. No, you were fine, dude. Like I said. But now Sam's here looking at me, too, so it's like, ugh. Well, hey, Sam, what do you want Cam to see? You mean to take the computer and talk to the assholes? No, you're not talking to me on the floor. He's nervous.

Speaker: I don't know why he's nervous. He sings all the time. I know. So do I. But I get in front of an audience, though. In front of an audience, it's a whole other thing. I mean, we only have three people watching. Here's the one that's not even fucking singing, Sam. These aren't my friends. Ooh. She's not wrong. I don't ever want to be her friend. All right. I'd much rather choose to serve her blue jobs than be her friend.

Speaker: What up, Debbie? Hey, Debs. It's OK. I'd rather choose cheese over her blow drops, too. Oh, damn. Shots fired. We're about to see a fist come across the screen here. I pulled it over. I was just trying to make y 'all laugh. Wow. You told yourself that. Who's gross? Tony D, you're gross.

Speaker: Debbie loves me. Stop being gross, Tony D. Just stop being gross, Tony D. What are you gonna do, Cam? Uh, should I do it? Do it. Oh, you heard her. She said do it. Shut up. Who cares if you can or can't? You gotta be quiet. No, you don't. If I can belt that shit out. Belt that shit out. If you do what I tell you to do, you don't have to be quiet. Tony. I've given you solid parenting advice.

Speaker: Wait, tell me you should do this. Who are you talking about, Nike willing the kids in the most fucking family? Well, I didn't say Nike, bro. I said Clark. No. No. Are you trying to make me die? Oh, damn. If I wanted the advice, then you keep fucking asking for it. You keep fucking asking for it. Do it, do it, do it. You came into my pocket. I'm gonna die from my motherfucker.

Speaker: You're the only one on the show that can do that song. You're the only one that can do that song, Tony D, because Jeff has done that song. After we told him how to say it properly, I told him not to say it at all. Yeah. Hey, I silenced. Come on, Cameron. Sam told you to do a song. Dude, belt it up. Just shut up. We're waiting on camera to sing.

Speaker: No, I'm gonna mute you Who the fuck is that the fuck is who I don't know some bitter old bitch Nobody cares

Speaker: You're not muted you won't shut your fucking mouth Bro calm down I Thought it was Tony is your TV. I was trying to turn your mic up. Oh, yeah, ready say go Well, I gotta restart now

Speaker: I'm not actually singing. I'm just gonna kind of like You're gonna actually fucking sing if you know it's good for you Why are you looking me Sometimes I feel the fear of uncertainty distinctly

Speaker: And I can't help myself, I've said how much I've left to fear. Take the wheel and see. See, I can't thank. That's a good song. Bum it out, man. Don't worry about it. Warren seems to have a vague haunting mass appear. Well lately, I'm beginning to find out I should be the one to be.

Speaker: Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there, I'll be there. So if I decide to wait for my chance to be one of the

Speaker: Trying to make you sick? Will I choose water over wine and hold my own drive? Shouldn't be before this seems to be the way that everyone else gets around.

Speaker: But lately I'm beginning to find that when I drive myself, my life is found. Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Open arms and open eyes, yeah. Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there.

Speaker: I'm behaving.

Speaker: You choose water over wine Oh, it's all real and dry Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there Open arms and open eyes, yeah Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there

Speaker: That wasn't so bad. You did already? Yeah. You weren't so bad. You were worried about what you got. Like a little elf bar that you're puffing on there, princess.

Speaker: It's mine. It's mine. What is it? It's coconut, something, ice. Pineapple coconut. What'd you know for, baby? Rainbow clouds. Rainbow clouds is what Nikki has. She's got an alfbar, too. They're good. Where is the pineapple? I'm going to get something to eat. Y 'all still look good, cool.

Speaker: Well, I guess the show's over. I guess they don't have to sing anymore. Actually, Chris, I got a song that I know you know. I guess I don't like it anymore. Show's over. Thanks for listening, everybody. We got to go. Let's see. Tony said he's going away. Unless you guys want to keep going. I'm ready to keep going. I'll finish it. Come on. I can keep going. Oh, Tony. Tony hasn't read the book before. Oh, crap. He said. Cam said, fuck Tony.

Speaker: All right, you got to go because you're getting in trouble right now because I'm going to eat for the fat disgusting friends came up in here. I got a taste for pizza. You got a case of pizza. A taste. And I don't think they'll deliver fast enough because like I said, it's getting late. Plus, I got to go buy some looking for the liquor store clothes. Yeah, go buy some pizza and some beer. What the fuck? What kind of liquor store is open at 10 o 'clock? Yeah, that's a good question. I got to catch them before they shut down. Ours is open until 12. I appreciate everybody coming through. Mother had your mother made it much before.

Speaker: Catch on this, go around. Peace out, much love, brother. All right, y 'all take care. Later. Don't miss this. I just had a storm in my foot from here before. You know, Chris, I got a song here that I know you know. Don't do it. Oh, damn. And I'm just going through the lyrics and see if I can actually do it on the show. I don't think it'll be an issue. Where's my foot? Huh?

Speaker: I don't see it being an issue. What? But it's a song by Rodney Carrington. No. One. Dear penis, or show them to me? Show them to me. I mean, I can do that. I feel like anybody, if, well, I was going to do, I was going to, I was going to do Daltrey's song. I feel like we should invite Michael for this.

Speaker: My dad knows. But show them to me is actually, the one on Spotify is actually, it's actually a really decent version. My dad likes Daltrey. I'm gonna go get him. Go get your dad. Who the fuck is Chris Daltrey? You like Daltrey.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't want you to sing with me. Alright, go ahead. I'm gonna, I'm gonna dedicate this. He doesn't want you to ruin it. To all the ladies. No, I'm gonna dedicate this to Nicki

Speaker: You ready, baby? This song goes out to you. Rock it out. Big time, though. Big time. You gotta go big. I'll go big time. Don't worry. It's so sweet and beautiful. I know, right? We're running here and this whole world's going crazy.

Speaker: Two more chain killing, hold on. Last team prepared to come home. Words in my problems were all gone. One thing's so funny when I hear about you. You sure should. We can save the world.

Speaker: showing me. I'm actually always set the whole company free. I know all of my world best would have made out for your dream. You're too fun to ask. So how are you feeling?

Speaker: I don't care if they don't matter what you want. I ain't bigger than the other. Just do what we want. I'll remind you of the other. Even if everything is wrong, there's nothing wrong. Don't be sad if things ain't right. They're just a little long showing everything. Showing everything.

Speaker: If you got those cheeks. I love my song and I don't have my heart. This version you're not used to. The version that he does, why did the majestic go better?

Speaker: I don't know. My name is Annie. But I sing that to my song. My wife all the time. I'm like, hey, I got a little song on his thing. Apparently, I'm not allowed to see him tonight. Thanks, Jeff. That sucks to be you. Once again, Jeff. I saw him. She sent me pictures. What? I saw him. She sent me ten pictures. Oh, I sent you pictures. Oh, you sent me pictures of her

Speaker: I said, hey, I got a good idea and I was like, okay, let's go. Yeah, you walked right into that **** You're like, you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you

Speaker: Go ahead and do it. I was actually hoping Tony would have stuck around because this I kind of wanted to do this for Tony more for him to listen to the song than anything else. Not my terrible singing. Understood. Focus on my voice. Listen to the words that I'm saying. I could totally do one of those like

Speaker: You know that app Calm? It's like for sleep. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: I don't know. It's called Soldier's Eyes.

Speaker: Mikey and Nicky would take part in this. I do skit rock and Cheryl Crowe. Fuck yeah, I love that song. I'll fucking sing it with you. I don't give a shit. I mean, it's not a great song, but it's a great song. It's a good song. I like that song. I actually thought about doing it. Wow, shit, an ex -boyfriend, apparently. She's not singing. But here you go, Jeffrey. Yeah, go ahead. You can always do this one.

Speaker: I do love that song though. There's a fucking moron and he has sex with little boys. Well, I don't know if he does or not. I'm just saying. I was going to say, let's fact check back. Yeah, I don't know if he does or not. The guy's just a fucking idiot. Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker: This one's this one should be the theme song for fucking this podcast right? Yeah. Jeffrey. I got cherries in my throat. I finished this bowl of cherries and then Nikki brought me or then Nikki brought the jar out here and filled the bowl back up and I've almost eaten that entire bowl. I got one left. I can't stop eating these goddamn moonshine cherries.

Speaker: I mean, it's because they taste good. And then, of course, they're also getting you fucked up. So I eat two. I'm eating two at a time. All right. Here we go. Yeah. Where can go? I think he ran away. You can beat up by his girlfriend. Well, that'll do it.

Speaker: I got a song I can, I might be able to do, but I don't know if I know all the words, so I might have to read it. Just look for the lyrics. I have the lyrics. I'm just saying, I don't know if I can do it completely. Because I listen to the song occasionally and sing along, but I'm pretty sure I always fucking up, so I don't know. Well, you know, it is what it is. But it's a good damn song, which is why I sing along. And I know you know the song.

Speaker: Stop eating your cherries. I can't stop eating these cherries. Well, I have to stop because they're all gone. Huh? Well, my bowl is all gone. No, I got more. Hold on. I don't know what she said. No, don't. I'm already up. You're fucked. She is an enabler. Yeah. You are what? All right. Here we go. Mr. Mike. Chris Daltrey in the house.

Speaker: I can't stop you. Okay. Why are you looking at me like that? I can't stop you being mean to me. Whatever. I can't stop you being mean to me. Whatever. Maybe whatever I make of it. Should have been each cherry. Oh, it's your cherry. Sweetheart. I know it's been long gone, but I can pretend like it's still here. It's not a cherry anymore. That's a taillight. That's a what? Taillight.

Speaker: Wow. He said it's not a cherry anymore. It's a tail light. Jeff, I believe somebody's at your door. You want to go into that? I'm going to lock my office door here. It's Mickey coming to kick your ass. It was too easy. It was a softball. I had to hit it. All right. I keep delaying the inevitable.

Speaker: I'm so sexy. Sounds about normal. Yeah, see? See? The delay of the inevitable. That sounds about normal. Come on. Come back here. See, you're pissed about that. Put it in reverse. Put it in reverse. No. Back that shit up. Beep. Yeah, that's what it is. You beep one more time, Jack. You got it. One more. Now? One more. No. Yes, ma 'am. Spec it. Spec that ass.

Speaker: Who that is? Who that is, girl? Who that is, girl? She already knows about me. Yes, let me see you. I ain't never been an ass man, but I'm obsessed with everything about her. It's all about when you realize that your woman's got a nice ass, you instantly become an ass man and you're like, yeah.

Speaker: Well, I'm obsessed with it. I'm obsessed with everything about her. Yeah, she actually said something with my wife. She made me an ass guy. She got up. Thank you. You didn't. Well, don't apologize. Hey, don't be mad with your mom again. They're both amazing. I'm just saying. I just.

Speaker: Yeah. Hey, Cam. Yep. You ready?

Speaker: Chris is going to sing. I was going to sing. Uh -oh. Like 45 minutes in. I was waiting on him. He didn't get beat up by Sam. Yeah. All to the body. So you can't file a police report. She knows ways to kill me. I ain't even, she's smiling because we're, we're arguing. She's, she's, she's already going to put air into my eyeballs. So if I died, check my eyeballs.

Speaker: If you die, I'll cut her face off in the wear for a Halloween mask. Sorry, Sam. I don't care. It is what it is. We're looking at now. It is what it is. I like you. But a man's got to do what a man's got to do.

Speaker: You know, if you wore my face for a Halloween mask, it'd be better than what we're looking at now. That's probably not true. It is. I've seen the rest of your The Hills Have Eyes family. Cam, if you have to leave, dude, you can leave, man. Are you still delaying? I'm not trying to talk to you. I'm waiting on you.

Speaker: Oh, we're ready now. Jesus Christ. I hear a lot of hemming and hauling. I don't hear a lot of singing. Shut up, Tequila. Hey, it counts. All right, this one's going to go up. Shout out to the haters. All right, do it.

Speaker: a nonsensical theme, if you will. They believe in a reason to find their lyrics.

Speaker: I can kiss, run through my veins. So, every morning is here. See a marsh, lambs to the chowder, tall soldiers lined up to the altar. I never meant to drink their water. There'll never be when I'm on.

Speaker: Heavy as a crown. Never bow to, never ever leave you out. I feel steady when you try to bring my castle down. I never bow to, heavy as a crown, heavy as a crown, heavy as a crown, heavy as a crown.

Speaker: With the weight of the world crashing, push it a little closer to the edge. Find a way to get a little bit strong, the path of being made.

Speaker: See a marsh, lands through the slalona. Tore a soldier, light him up in the altar. How I'll rise, ill or how I'll hold her. I will never meet her. I'm on you. And we used to grind. Help! Never hold her. Never ever beat you. I help.

Speaker: Standing till when I'm trying to bring my castle down I'll never bow down, and have you sit down Every day will fade away All the lines will say

Speaker: Heavy as a crab Never fall to let him ever bleed you out Now I'm standing home and I'm gonna bring my castle down I'll never bow down Heavy as a crab

Speaker: Use the crap Fuck you, Kyle I Can't sing it's never been a question of can glick sing or not or can anybody on this show sing but It's all about of embarrassing ourselves all night

Speaker: It's not even about embarrassing. It's about, it's about, you know, we're having a good time and you know, it's Saturday night. We're having a good time. Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, if you can, if you could take that audio and you can slap some auto tune on it and, and you can make it a hit, then you're the man, Kyle. Yeah. Yeah. Just like Billie Eilish. Ooh. Shots fired. Ooh. Billie Eilish. Billie Eilish. Untalented.

Speaker: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I have an announcement. Glick, you were so bad that you made Sam comfortable. Here you go. She's like, I can't do any worse. I can't do any worse. Go for it. Build your bikes, boys. Oh, my god. Sam and I should get drunk and do a road trip together. Yeah, we're no do a roast.

Speaker: A road trip. I thought you said a roast. Like, yeah, y 'all probably would do good at that, too. I absolutely roasted the shit out of each other.

Speaker: No, I'm saying y 'all would roast everybody on the show and everybody watching. Oh my god. Sam and I team up and roast everybody? Yes. I think we should do that. We should do that. All right. So bad. All right, Sam, you're up. You wrote on it. Kyle, Calvin, the CV is on slapping some auto tune on me singing Chris Daltrey.

Speaker: I can't do that bad. I can't do that bad. I can't do that bad. I can't do that bad. I can't do that bad. I can't do that bad. I can't do that bad.

Speaker: Oh, you know, you know what it is. It's on the show. You're not sure how, how well your mic sounds like a knockoff Scott. Fuck you. I was actually the one that said that Sam, you're up and running. Let's rock and roll. I'm, I'm, I'm generally interested. So Chris is going to mute. I'm going to mute, figure out what I want.

Speaker: Hey, you know, you know, she wants some terrible heavy metal. I can't scream. Weird and sexual. West Virginia rock best for three days and nobody's ever heard of. I had sex with a camera wristband and then I found out he was my cousin, but it's all cool because cranberries was a zombie.

Speaker: Yeah, you know who did it better bad wolves no, yes Bad Wolves is awesome. Oh, that's fuck. I love that Zombie Yeah, that was nobody like I do

Speaker: I like cranberries. You're not even old enough to remember the cranberries. Okay, but that doesn't matter if I was old enough to remember them or not. You're like one of those kids that walk around with an Arvana shirt on and go, I just like to spoil you please. Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

Speaker: Thank you! The most overrated band of all time is Pauline Nirvana!

Speaker: Kurt Cobain did two things right. The greatest song he ever wrote was Click, Click, Boom. The greatest thing he ever did was eat a 12 gauge shotgun. And third of all, the best thing. He blew his fucking brains out. And he did us all a favor and ended us out of our fucking misery. I liked Urvada. And if Kurt Cobain did not decide to eat a 12 gauge shotgun, the world would not have been introduced to the greatest rock musician of all time. And that being Dave Grohl.

Speaker: I do like some Foo Fighters. I'm not even talking about the Foo Fighters. I'm talking about Dave Grohl. Okay, but I like the Foo Fighters. I like the Foo Fighters too. And they wouldn't be the Foo Fighters without him. Yeah, well, Dave Grohl is the greatest rock musician of all time. I don't know though. Do you know, Sam, that every Foo Fighters album that comes out, the only person in the studio is Dave Grohl playing every instrument and singing.

Speaker: I can see it. And shut up. The Foo Fighters are Dave Grohl. Don't tell me to shut up. So go for it. No, have we met? Are you surprised that I'm rude? All of a sudden, I'm surprised that I'm rude. Like, we've never met each other. Like, we've never talked. I mean, technically, we never physically met each other. Well, we have not physically met. Oh, my God. Would you act like we all know each other? I know. For five fucking years now. The worst five years of my fucking life.

Speaker: Hey, I don't know. I never mind. I'm just more jealous if you have bigger dick than I do. Because if you didn't came, let's still be in my basement. Yeah, we all know that are skank didn't. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. I'm not talking enough to embarrass myself on that topic. Really? Cause you already embarrassed yourself pretty good on the podcast once before. I know. I was shwasted. That was sweet. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: wasted. Is that like when you drink like Patrick Swayze? Yeah. I don't think Patrick Swayze was an alcoholic though. I don't think so. He was beautiful. He was beautiful. You know what that is? That's when you drink so much that everybody looks like Patrick Swayze. Are we being shwasted? I do too. So, so now would you be wasted?

Speaker: race race race race. Well, you can't be arrested. Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds. Raced it. Raced it. Yeah. That sounds really racist. Yeah, it does. Sounds really Jeff. Yup. I want to be wasted. Hey, nobody's but the baby in the corner. That's right. She don't care. She doesn't even know about somebody.

Speaker: If she hasn't seen fucking Dirty Dancing, you have to see Dirty Dancing. About a million and four times. Okay, okay. I've seen it a million and five times. Other might just send him something. It's a serious little one. I can't believe he sent you guys something on Facebook. Huh? What? What? Camera said he just sent you guys something on Facebook. Wow, we're not following the camera on Facebook right now.

Speaker: We're trying to figure out what shwasted is. And we're waiting for you to finish. Shwasted is the ultimate in four stages of drunkness. The first you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you get wasted, and finally you get shwasted, at which point you are hit and up. Deep thought alone and in your undies. If you've never been glitched. I told you it's shwasted. I didn't make it up. It's a word around here. It's actually a real word.

Speaker: You know what also is the thing around that? You guys being a bunch of fags and squatting the ass into your four by fours. Or you have a two by two and you lift it like a two by four and then you squat your ass in. It doesn't make you cool, Cam. Shut up. Hashtag Carolina squat. Yay. No, you don't want to drop. Shut up, Cam.

Speaker: Oh my god. Damn. You're rude. Ruthless tonight. Hey, suck my cock, bitch. Bitch, I kept you in the caves for eight years. Don't make me get toes. Find that little shrimp. Oh, it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose. Yeah, pretty much. You know how many times I ask him, hey, does this smell like chloroform and he fell for it for eight years? For eight years, he fell for it.

Speaker: Oh. I'm not saying he's gullible. I'm just saying. Give it to Sam. Give it to him. All right, Sam. Rock it out. Okay. I'm just a -wasting. Heavy is the crab. Heavy is flex track on Kim's forehead.

Speaker: You did the perfect like opportunity. Okay, I guess if I do this thing. All right. Cookies. No, it's not cookies. I've seen them.

Speaker: You don't you don't know that. No, I don't like me playing black ops one night at like seven at random. My dad's like, here's some cookies and he's like, you're doing that. That's the thing.

Speaker: I'm telling you, you gotta get caught. You gotta get water. I have it. I have it. You gotta play with Gammon. I can't come to shoot the camera and I say, we're playing. Oh my gosh. You're ready. I get it. Alright, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

Speaker: This is the song I told you to do. Yes! All right. This is my favorite song. This is the first song. I would do the fourth. I don't know. I'm doing that first thing. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.

Speaker: Hello, I've waited here for you, ever since. Tonight, I'll throw myself into you, and out of the red, out of the hand she sings.

Speaker: Come down and waste away with me Down with me So how do you want it to be? Out of the head, out of the head she sings In the wonder

Speaker: When I sing along with you You'll never think you'll ever feel this way forever Even if you can never feel this good again You're the only thing I'll ever ask of you You tell a promise not to stop when I say you know I am She says

Speaker: Breathe out, so I can breathe you in. Hold you in. And now, I know you've always been here. I head out of my head, I say. And I wonder,

Speaker: When I sit alone with you I don't think I'll ever feel this world forever I don't think I'll ever see this world again I don't think I'll ever ask for you Your God promised not to stop when I say anyone She said

Speaker: And I wonder if everything I'd ever feel is true forever

Speaker: The favorite thing that I've ever been is for again The only thing I'll ever ask of you If y 'all promise not to stop when I say you will. Hold on. Nice! When I say when!

Speaker: I've only had two drinks and I didn't know. Yeah, Pam, you pussy. Hey, I haven't had any. I haven't had any either. Yeah, OK. I haven't had any either. A bunch of wires. Sick. No, seriously, I've been drinking Coke all night. I've sworn off alcohol. Yeah, he's just eating cherries. Well, no, I haven't. You already knew I was going to buy that up. As he sits here. Yup.

Speaker: This isn't alcohol. It's just beer. It's uh it's it's uh sober January. It's not not the whole like beer. Yeah, sure it is. It's just fermented hops. I mean, dear. Oh, **** You're ****ing me. It wasn't a take

Speaker: Well, I got, I got the one I think I can do. I'm just kind of looking over the lyrics here real quick. Make sure I got it. Yeah, I know I'll do this one. Go ahead and mute out. I get niggas or niggers saying we do beauty on the beach, but she said, I ain't fucking coming on your stupid ass podcast with all your lame ass fucking friends. She's like, you're cool, but your friends on your podcast fucking suck.

Speaker: Now, see, I actually said, I think she said, everybody else is cool, but you is probably what she said. That's probably more accurate. She's like, I just don't want to be associated with you. I mean, I've already established that she's only using me for stuff. Well, I think I can do this. Adult stuff, adult orientated stuff. I don't see an issue.

Speaker: I don't know it that well, so I'm not going to do that one. Hold on. Let me find something here. I wish I could remember what Alexa was playing last night. Because Alexa played some good songs last night that I was jamming out to. I know, right? Oh, no, no, no, no.

Speaker: typically Mickey goes to bed listening to Alexa thunderstorm sounds. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't remember what I said. Well, initially I said, but I didn't say something else. Oh, wait a moment. I showed up. That's the last one to show.

Speaker: The last one to know, I was the last one you thought you'd see there. And I sold us some fries, and here it is last. When I took your glasses champagne, I took those as you zeroed and made it through. But you'll never hear me complain.

Speaker: I'm going to do that one. I'm going to do that one right now. Chases your blues away. I'm going to go ahead and sing that. Why not? What? What? I'm with friends in all places. I literally just sang over half the song. Oh, for fuck's sake. Oh, so you're going to call me out and maybe do something different? Ooh.

Speaker: I'm going to do this for memory. I want to make Nikki dance with me. Yes. Yes. Not on camera. I'm going to fight my girlfriend and make her do by an attack.

Speaker: Maybe we're singing that too was was like little drummer She's gonna smack me out of my head and say timeout That's weird

Speaker: I felt like scorpion from Mortal Kombat chasing around the bed last night. Get over here. I don't want the live version. I don't know. Live version of what? Well, if I gave it away, you'd know. Baby. Baby. What? Baby. How? I have to tell you a secret. No. I want to tell you a secret.

Speaker: What? All they have is the live version. What are your secret? They have a live version. They have a tribute. Of what? Once again, if I told you. Fucking say it. The Thunder Rolls. Look up State of Mind Thunder Rolls. I don't know that one. I don't know that version. It's the Thunder Rolls done by a rock band. We've played that song on this show. I'm sure of that.

Speaker: by state of mind. I've got one. What? I've got one. Go for it. I'm surprised you are still on. I mean, I know I'm probably about to wrap it up, but I'm down to keep going, man. I'm in the mood now. Oh, you're in the mood now, huh? This is my therapy. Hey. I've got a lot of mental shit going on, so this actually helps. That's what's up. I know that sounds lame,

Speaker: Why does it sound lame? Why do we do this? Why does it sound lame? Because Jeff and I have said it more times than we can count, which means this past five on this podcast, this podcast is mental therapy. Well, not only that, and it sounds braggadocious, but I'm so good at my job that everybody gives me a big head. So I come on to the show to actually knock down my ego for the next couple of days.

Speaker: Nicki literally was in the kitchen and said all you have to do is just look in the fucking mirror and that should, you know, kind of like bring it down a little bit. There's a reason why I don't have mirrors in my office. Nicki said all for fuck's sakes, Jeff. I'm so good at my. There we go. I'm going to put this one too, but I'm going to do it for my friend comes over. Your friend's coming over? Yeah, he's bringing some fireball. Is he black?

Speaker: No. Well, he's not a friend. I know you all know this one, but. Oh, he heard it. We're just playing. I'm in. Yeah. I'll fucking do it. Are we going to collab? Baby. I don't know the words. I can never remember the words that song.

Speaker: Well, I'll do it. Who does it better? Yeah. Well, I have all the notes here. Yeah. What? Exactly. I fucking love that song. Well, Cameron, you're not supposed to mute your mic. I thought he was going to do it. I thought you were going to do it. Well, Sam's back in here now.

Speaker: Oh my. What the fuck's that gonna do with the price of tea in China? All right. I got rice cooking in the microwave. I don't have a beard. I just gotta say, hey, I'm doing all right. Yeah, I think I'll make me some homemade soup. And that's the truth.

Speaker: If you want me to sing it, I'll sing it. You know what? Fuck both of you. I'll do it first. All right, go ahead. I'm going to bring up the lyrics just so I don't mess up on anything. Which is what I'm doing. Right. All right. Baby, I'm going to turn it off. Give it a second. I'm trying to focus. I'm trying to sing. I'm just trying to fuck us. I'll let you have your moment. Fuck us. We'll go upstairs. Hey. Hey, the hells have eyes.

Speaker: Go upstairs. What? Probably. Where you want to sleep? I'm stopping you there down here. Jacob's coming over. He's bringing a fireball. You're drinking one. Jacob or? No, not Jacob. Jason. They're all the same. They're all the same. They're all the same. What all white people look the same. Jacob, Jason, they're both fat. I mean, bring the eye. We're offended. I love that. Back in your cage, Cameron. All right, y 'all.

Speaker: It's cooking the microwave. Got a three -day beard. I don't plan to shave. And it's a goofy thing that I've just got to say. I'm doing all right. Yeah, I think I'll make me some homemade soup. I'm feeling pretty good. And that's the truth. So neither drink nor drug will induce. No, I'm just doing all.

Speaker: And it's a great day to meet you. I know the sun's still shining when I close my eyes. There's sometimes in the neighborhood. Oh, why can't every day be just as good? Wait, mute your mic. It's been 15 years since I left home.

Speaker: Still do love to every seed I saw and gone They give my best and I left it alone I hope they're doin' alright You okay? Now I look in the mirror and what do I see? I long walk there staring back at me Longin' a tooth but how much less can be Lord, I hope they're doin' alright I messed up

Speaker: Hey, to be alive I know the sun's still shining when I close my eyes There's some hard times in the neighborhood But why can't every day be just this good? But sometimes it's lonely Sometimes it's only free And the shadows that fill this room

Speaker: Sometimes I'm falling, desperately calling. Howling at the moon. Howling. Howling.

Speaker: Yeah, I might go get me a new tattoo I'll take my own holly for three -day cruise Might even grow me a full -man shoe

Speaker: And it's a great day to be alive. I know the sun's still shining when I close my eyes. There's some hard times in the neighborhood, but why can't every baby just this good? It's a great day to be alive. I know the sun's still shining when I close my eyes.

Speaker: Hard times in the neighborhood, but why can't every day be just this cold? I do love that song. Nicely done, Camelot. It was nicely done, Cam.

Speaker: I'm going to actually do Travis Tritt as well. But I mean, I mean, I don't want to I don't want to do Back to Back the same song because that's just kind of goofy. We're going to do the same song, you fucking twat. Well, I'm not. That's what I just said. I'm not going to do Back to Back the same song. Which Travis Trinner are you going to do? It's not like it's a huge secret. Just tell us. It's here's a quarter. Here's a quarter. I love this fucking song. Oh, here we go. Here we go. I'm going to do the king.

Speaker: Say you were wrong, never leave me alone. Now you're sorry, you're lonesome scared. And you'd say you'd be happy if you could just come back home. Well here's a quarter, cause someone's scared.

Speaker: Call someone who listened, and might give a damn. Maybe one of your sorties had to fear. Don't come round here, and then say none of your lies. Here's the quarter. Call someone who cares.

Speaker: Well, I thought what we had never turned bad. So you're leaving.

Speaker: Caught me unwell What's the fact is if you run Well that can't be undone So here's the quarter Call someone who cares Call someone who listens Or might give a damn Maybe one of your sorted friends

Speaker: Don't you come round here and end me none of your life. So here's a corner called someone who cares. There we go. Oh, still muted. Oh, wrong button. So nothing really wrong.

Speaker: You know who else I like? Holy shit, I just thought of it. Holy crap. Cam, I know you know this one and I know Chris does.

Speaker: The greatest, the greatest country in all time. The king. Was that Randy Travis? Yes, it was Randy Travis. I love these. He's overrated. Your mom's overrated, you stupid. I was going to say, that's not what your mom said when I was hanging out with her last night. Wow. That's blasphemy, Cameron. Jason, Jacob, you fat fuck, your mom's overrated.

Speaker: All right, with some fat ass coming over to Cameron's house. Hey. You know, shit. You guys did two Randy Travis songs back to back. I know. What is it? I don't know. I didn't even do it. I know. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I got a song for you guys, man. And you guys probably don't even know this song. OK. Are you ready?

Speaker: Let me meet Cameron and his fat fucking friend. Yeah. Alright, here we go. Myself. Hey, baby. I love this one. Thank you. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, that was not taken out, don't mind. You say I'll be glad to share that you've been based here on Friday nights. Oh, if you don't mind, I'm gonna talk you out of the light.

Speaker: I'll thank you, but I'll drink you about. Oh, listen to me, what I mean is that I thought you would drink anything you please. I'll wait for you, but I don't think I

Speaker: are you ready

Speaker: Hello, everyone, and welcome back.

Speaker: Well, it might be a little moonshine now, but. Fucking bite it. Fucking bite it. Dance. Huh? Did you get up and dance?

Speaker: Yeah, I got up and down. What news that information? What is it? I don't know. It's got alcohol in it. It's got alcohol in it. No idea. That's how you gave up alcohol. Oh, that was all my love. What is it? It's banana pie bites. Chocolate covered banana cream pie. Banana cream pie.

Speaker: I got one. Sorry, I had to get up and dance with him. No, I understood. I got one I'm willing to try. I don't know how well I'll do. I'll try this. You ready? Here we go.

Speaker: There must be light burning bright somewhere. Got to be heard flying higher in the sky. Oh, baby, if I can dream of a better land where all my brothers walk hand in hand, tell me why. Then why? Oh, why can't my dream?

Speaker: There must be an understanding sometimes. Some will replenish, there will go away, doubting things.

Speaker: if I can dream of a water sun where hope is shining on everyone. Tell me why, tell me why, oh why won't the sun appear? We're lost in a cloud.

Speaker: With too much rain, we're trapped in a world that's troubled with pain. That as long as a man has the strength to dream, he can redeem his soul and fly.

Speaker: Deep in my heart there's a trembling question Still I am sure that the answer, answer's gonna come Somehow out here in the dark there's a beckoning candle

Speaker: While I can think, while I can talk, while I can stand, while I can walk, while I can dream Please let my dream come true Right now

Speaker: I've never attempted that song before. I've never attempted that song all the way through. What was that song? That is Elvis Presley, If I Can Dream. That is Elvis Presley, I Can Dream from the 68 comeback tour. I don't think I've ever heard it before and I'm an Elvis fan.

Speaker: That is actually, like I said, it's from the 68 Comeback Tour special. He went live and nobody knew he was going to sing that. He was supposed to be doing a Christmas special. And he sang that song instead to protest the racist ideology of the country at the moment. I mean, why not like fucking do an Elvis song? Because I love that song. I truly love that song.

Speaker: What happened to Cameron? Uh I think his buddy showed up. I think his fat friend ate him. That's positive. Cameron's fat friend ate him. I'm trying to. Oh, right. I'm kind of in a mood to sing Elvis. Hey, Sam. Hi, Glick. Hey, there she is. Wow.

Speaker: Did you hear my rendition of Elvis? Did Kim's fat friend eat him? No, he's here. That's mean. You should not be mean like that. You called him fat first. No, I did not. Hey, Jacob, you're a fat ass. No, I was saying that was Kim. Damn, I'm fat now. Yeah, you're fat, Jacob. His name is Jason. Imagine thinking my name was Jacob. Imagine being told that your name was Jacob, you fat ass.

Speaker: Oh my god, he is. What's up, Pat, folks? Why you got some sweet ass tits? Take your face off camera and put your tits on camera. So many titties. I mean, do you want my tits? I can show you my tits. I don't want your tits. We just, the people want the shit. I mean, it seems like you want my tits. If you want my tits, it's okay. He's a fucking ginger too, isn't he?

Speaker: No, I'm not a ginger bro. This is a typo. This is the type of goofy some bitch that drives a fucking Chevy 1500 two -by -four That's lifted like a four by four and swatted and makes out with this sister. Shut up. Nobody asked you By any means necessary That was great

Speaker: How many kids does your sister had by you? Wrong turn? Uh, a couple. Wow. She answered that really quick too. The motherfucker's like 24. The answer to that was a second. She's like, she's had a couple. Face question, who's the rings of dinner bell? And she said, mama said, come and get it. And she doesn't mean my vagina. It's dinner time. These guys are fucking hilarious.

Speaker: Go drink your fireball. Leave this to the professionals. I'll come back and show you my tits later. I'm not that drunk ever, by the way. Leave the titty -shones to your daddy, Uncle Fester. Go. Hey, never that drunk. That fucking kid didn't stay the chance.

Speaker: He's like, fuck, I walked into the wrong room. Oh boy, from gladiator maximum. We're really just the measurements of blah, blah, blah, blah. This motherfucker was like, shit, I wrote up in the wrong one. I only got one of them. I have a game of thrones reference for that.

Speaker: but only nobody would get it. Nobody wants. Shut up Sam. Nobody **** asked you. Yeah, nobody wants to hear it. I'm in agreement with Sam. Thank you. Sam, if I wanted your lip, I'd get it off a cam zipper. No, you wouldn't. You'd get it off her dad's zipper. I mean, wait, what? Oh, is that Sam's lip off her dad's zipper? Sorry.

Speaker: She's watching vampire diaries. Good show. Good show. Is it any good? I've been tempted to start watching. Yes. Nicole, I didn't ask you, Sam. Listen, Jeff. I asked the person that I trust to ask about movies. Jeff, do you have a vagina? No. He does. He has a man. The first two seasons. OK, wait. OK. No, the first two seasons are amazing.

Speaker: Oh, no, it's not true blood. Oh, no, no, no. The first two seasons of vampire diaries is awesome. They are. And then it turns into.

Speaker: it's like a rom com almost yes it's like halfway between twilight and halfway between true blood no no no no no it's on it's it's on its own it's like a 10 out of like it's so much it's 10 times better than twilight and i actually like twilight but it's 10 times better

Speaker: it's it's it's it's it's like I said the first two seasons are amazing but unless you're a chick who's gone through puberty

Speaker: I don't know. Once you re season three, you won't like it. You walk around. I'm out. Did you say? Yeah. No, it's not bullshitting. By season three, this like a lot of chicks already banged the entire **** community of vampires. Is there nudity? What did she say? Is there nudity? No, there's not nudity. It was on the **** TV.

Speaker: This is the end of season two and she's still on the 10th. Yeah, no, she's doing well. I mean, on TV, she's been with Devin, but off screen, she's. Oh my god. I just have one question. Stefan or Damon? Damon. Thank you. The other brother. The older one.

Speaker: Yeah. Ian's summer handle, whatever. I think pronounced his last name. Damon. Yeah, I'm Team Damon. I'm Team Damon. I like the asshole brother. Dean or Sam? You are not gotten into Supernatural. You have to turn the shit off. Just turn the shit off. Nobody's talking to you. We're talking about teenage girl chicks shows right now. I have not gotten into Supernatural. I'm touching my feminine side. I can't get into it.

Speaker: I can't agree. I can't get into it and I can't get into stranger things either. Like I can't get past the first fucking episode. I'm frustrated with things. You can't make the choice. I like stranger things. I can't get past the first episode. That's how I am a gamer. Like I can't get past the first. No, no, no. The first three or four episodes, you have to power through it. Once you power through, it will help you. I don't know. I've watched the entire series five times. You know what? You would like to love it.

Speaker: I promise you, you'll love it. And trust me, when you get to the end of episode one, you're like, fuck, now I gotta watch episode two. Of what? Game of Thrones. Shut up. We're not doing this, Jeff. I'm ready for my season of American Horror Story. Hashtag hopper vibes right here.

Speaker: You cannot say you have Hopper vibes until you actually watch Stranger Things. I can, because I've never even watched it, and I've had multiple people tell me that I have Hopper vibes. They're just being nice to you. I don't know who that is, so I can't confirm more than I am. Stranger Things. Stranger Things. Yeah, you refuse to confirm, because you're mad. I'm not mad at all. I'm not mad at all. I'm just saying. They're being nice. Hopper vibes. Hopper vibes.

Speaker: Basically what you're saying is you're that guy in the 80s that sat around watching Miami Vice and, and, and Hawaii Five -O and, um, Magna BI like you fucking read about. And what's the difference between that guy that sits around and watches Hawaii Five -O criminal minds and the CIS and the CIS and the 2000. And wants to live it, wants to be that. It's basically is matter of time. Say a matter of time.

Speaker: No, I know he's I'm gonna go with Tyler I didn't really care for I didn't really care for Matt's personality Yes, he is hey, oh my god Jeff oh my god Jeff Chris Matt was a wet paper Bill or Eric

Speaker: Who the fuck are you talking about? For good. Bill all day. Really? Yes. Dude, I love me some Eric. Dude, that's awesome. Bill, come on. Eric. Eric is a fucking badass. Bill was a distinguished father. Bill showed up and he was like, you know what I thought about True Bloods? Jeff, do you get this? Suck it. Suck it.

Speaker: This episode sucks

Speaker: change your answer to what? I'll see. I'll see. I'll see. I'll see the pussy. You shut your face. He's a giant fucking pussy. Who's I'll see? Sam. Sam. He's the wolf. Oh, is that is that is that that Dave, Megan, the manel? I'm a guy. I'll beat his ass. I'll beat his ass Joe. Megan. That was a bit like us three.

Speaker: I'm I'm Bill. I'm a good man. That's a good dude. That's a nice.

Speaker: He's the sweetest. He's the sweetest. He's the sweetest. He's the sweetest. He's the sweetest. He's the sweetest. He's the sweetest.

Speaker: No, no, no, no. I have no idea what you got. On the best lines, the best lines go to fucking Jason goddamn Stackhouse. That motherfucker's so dumb. It's so pretty. Around here, hamburgers go. Go with lettuce, made it. Hey. Hey. Here's your friends.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That was my way of putting a stupid **** right next in their place. It's the best line. What y 'all talking about? Pussy. Pussy. He's all like Pussy.

Speaker: Bring it on hooker, I was all Paris in high school. I love that he calls her hooker all the time. He's like, bring it on hooker, I was all Paris in high school. Love it, it was the greatest character of the all time. RIP, the guy who played Lafayette.

Speaker: but however, I'm torn between Tara and Jessica on who's sexier. Jessica. Jessica. Really? I'm Tara. Sexy as hell, man. Nah. She crazy as nut. What? She sexy. Well, judging by your wife, you like her. You here, lions? I'll be the first one to say my wife crazy. She not watching, is she?

Speaker: Glick said, uh, fuck. He said, judging by your wife, you like crazy. I do. Everything else is just boring. Well, my wife's also got a person that backs me up every way, shape or form. And then on top that says, sure, honey, a thousand words about our car sounds excellent. I didn't know. No.

Speaker: Oh god. Oops. Speaking of the devil, I am actually going to jump off. Jeffrey. Yeah. Jay or Bob. Ooh. As writer of the entire thing, I gotta go with Bob.

Speaker: No, no, no, no. You can't get off quick. Open another beer as character in the shows. He's got to go to me when I'm with your mom, Cameron. I said I was going to jump off. Well, he's not. He'll go when I tell him to go. No, I'm going to jump off here.

Speaker: Alright, we all get one more song each and then we'll get off. Fuck that, I'm done. Do it, Jeffrey. Do it, Jeffrey. Nah, I'm done singing. Put me in a bitch. Stop being a bitch, Jeffrey. Yeah, even the new guy said stop being a bitch. Listen here, little boy. Listen here, little ten -year -old. Fuck your sister, Jason. Put me in your fucking head. You had Jacob, you fat bastard. You're playing a dangerous game.

Speaker: you're playing a dangerous game where you make fun of Jeff and he tries to go back at you and then at the end of the day, I gotta put no, no, no, no, no. Jeff doesn't even have a valid argument because he stutters too much. Listen here, Sam. What? Once again, if I wanted your lip, I'd unzip my zipper.

Speaker: Nope. Small things aren't choking hazard. They're not, they are every kid's toy. So basically Jeff hangs out in the kid's house.

Speaker: I'm going to stop doing that. Every time I take a fucking drink, he says something and I almost spit it out every time. Is this your first episode? Just like, hey, little girl. Warning. Hey, little girl, you want to be in a movie? That's real good movies. Hey, little girl, am I in the living room yet? No, I show a picture of Cam saying, you want to play with a little boy?

Speaker: You really came out of this. That's my little boy. I know, right? Hey, that's why you kept him in your basement, seeing all of the other ones. You let him get me in the basement, OK, for eight years. So obviously, I was a quality little boy for him to keep me for eight years. I mean, you were all right. Eight years. Were you cheating on me with a fucking fat boy over here, Jason? Oh, God, no. Oh, God, no. I like him. He made me show you my tits.

Speaker: He'll show you his tits. I ain't got no time for some fat bitch. Go back to your sister up again and scream Roll Tide while you do it, you fat bastard. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. Roll Tide.

Speaker: careful cuz we'll kick your sister in a jaw and castrate you. Hey, that's the best insult that Jeff has had all night. No, obviously, it's not my first time. No, it's not her first time. She's rolling the entire show.

Speaker: Hey, did you see the total of the Giants and Eagles? 38 to 7. Hey, boy. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at?

Speaker: They always do that. No, we've been here for over two hours. Don't tell Chris. Don't tell Chris, but Golf Hawk's black. It was a shot. Golf Hawk is black. Golf Hawk's a Negro.

Speaker: I can't wait. I had to walk out of the house on that one. That was not me. I'm sick. How did you do that, Jeff? I can throw my dog. Throw your voice and it's not like me. After 25 years, I gotta down. I got it down to a T. Oh,

Speaker: Before you leave do one more song Do another song quit being a bitch Why did you do another song Cameron you dirty whore?

Speaker: Fucking I've had what two shots since he's not here in another drink. Let's go I drink like fucking 14 beers 16 beers And half a jar of fucking moon I'm gonna go to Charleston. I'm a fucking throat punch is a goofy ass You're just gonna go to Charleston to give me a big hug cuz you missed me

Speaker: If I can't be throat punching, neither can you. Nikki, Nikki, wait, wait, Chris, shut up. Whoa. Nikki, I give you 100 % permission to throat punch Chris right here, right now. She's got to get past my beard. Yeah, if I can't be throat punching, you can't be throat punching. You told me I couldn't be throat punching last weekend. I was ready to throat punch with the bar.

Speaker: I'm going to do that after I throat punch you.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah. All right, y 'all, I got a song and I've been drinking and Sam knows the significance of this song. So when it starts, y 'all just go ahead. It's me in the soft spot. Why are you going to sing it then? Because I've been drinking against my feels going. Why do you want your feels going that way? Isn't that the best time when we're drinking? He's going to agree. He's like, yeah. I mean, he's not. I don't want my thoughts going that way when I'm drinking.

Speaker: All right. It depends on which way the fields are going. Bad. Yeah, I know. That's not good. Should I do it or no? They muted real fast. I should have agreed to him. I love you, but I'm going outside for this one. I'm not going to cry. I promise.

Speaker: I ain't gonna cry. Hold on. Gotta get my lyrics going so I don't mess up. I do, but you know. Don't judge my singing.

Speaker: I first saw Mary on that roadside picking blackberries. Why are you staring at me, bro? I saw a car in my soul down that river. Go take a shot. It's where I drank my first beer. It's where I found Jesus. Where I wrecked my first car, I tore it all to pieces. I burned a path to hell.

Speaker: Just full of sinners and believers Learning happiness on earth Ain't just for high achievers I've heard, I come to know There's life at both ends That red dirt road Daddy didn't like me much

Speaker: A shackle of a GTO I'd sneak out in the middle of the night Throw rocks at her bedroom window Turn out the headlights Drive by the moonlight Talk about what the future might hold Down that red dirt road Is where I drink my first beer

Speaker: is where I found Jesus. Where I wrecked my first car, I tore it all to pieces. I learned fast in heaven. It's full of sinners and believers. Learned a happiness on earth, aimed just for high achievers. I've come to know the whole thing.

Speaker: I went out into the world and I came back in I lost Mary, oh I got her back again

Speaker: Driving home tonight feels like a little long lost friend. It's where I drank my first beer. It's where I found Jesus. Where I wrecked my first car, I tore it all to pieces. I learned a path to heaven.

Speaker: full of sinners and believers. Where the happiness on earth ain't just for high achievers. I come to know there's life at both ends, that red dirt road. Yes, I learn, I come to know there's life at both ends.

Speaker: that red dirt all right in the show you bitches

Speaker: You're muted, Chris, by the way. Well, I need to get to bed. No. I know. I would be there for a reason. She's about to introduce. She's about to introduce.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead, golf. Introduce them to the golf special. We're going to introduce you to the wrong term special. AKA West Virginia. I like it. And Brad, nah. That's where your mom, your dad, your dad, your sister. Wrong term, bitch. Boy, you said you were part of my life. I want you to think, golf. Hey. Hey.

Speaker: I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

Speaker: I don't think it broke your heart as a **** scale. Oh my god. I know you're not talking. I'm cut off. First and foremost, if I was a **** crack, baby, I would feel free to make one of the fat guys who nobody asks you. I don't know if everyone has done crack. My parents are like the complete opposite. That joke is irrelevant.

Speaker: I wish I would have pulled out her cam's mom with a swallow. He's not real. You heard him? Because he met my dad last weekend. I said he called my dad Nickelback. He was like, he's not wrong. I'm in there to show you, assholes. He met him like six years ago, though. He was more Nickelback -ish now.

Speaker: We're in the show. Appreciate y 'all. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the five hour shenanigans and bullshits where

Speaker: Yeah. He tried. He tried. Do it. They'll be in trouble. Appreciate y 'all. I appreciate y 'all hanging out. It is Saturday night. We're going to end the show not with Blacktop Mojo. But with our guy,

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Speaker: I like that one. That was good. I really do like the way Rock Lee can mix a song. He does way better than I could ever do. Well, that was a short ass song. Yeah, it was. I was saying, I was saying, you know, Rock Lee, the dude can mix, man. I don't know who's saying the media in my bed song.

Speaker: I couldn't tell you. But I believe the other part of that song was disturbed. I think so. It sounded a lot like Dave Draven from Disturbed. Hey, guys. Take a shot together. Shots, Jeff? You've not been drinking one night? I don't have any alcohol. I've been doing three shots for a night. Glick, let's take a shot.

Speaker: All right, we'll take a shot. I'll eat you moonshine cherries. Moonshine cherries. I'm going to regret this in the morning. Dude, my fingers are fucking red. The amount of cherries I've eaten. I'm too old to be doing a shot. I'm eating a pussy. Moonshine cherries. Yeah, that's just motherfucker.

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Speaker: Until next time. Same nonsensical time. Same nonsensical channel. Jeffrey, who would you like to say to the people? Deuces. Cam. I've lost my hype. Chuck Town laid you down just like last time. Chuck Town laid you down. Chuck Town laid you down, bro. Later, bitches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's a new one. Later, bitches.

Speaker: his new one is literally take her easy. If she's easy, take her twice as well. No, the new one is his that that fat son **** go through the McDonald's drive through. It was like, oh, see the podcast. I guess I sure were one of everything. Yeah. I'm about to say I might as well be in this one for this one. Mother **** What'd you say? I'm looking like I'm looking like this mother **** looking like bam bam big lows after birth.

Speaker: motherfucker. I don't even have roasted you enough. Why do you kick me off? I don't care about y 'all. I'm just trying to figure out why he keeps coming back. Anyway, I'm killer Cam. Chuck, tell you down. I'm out. Anyways, I'm killer Cam. This is my YouTube channel. Thanks for checking out. Make sure you hit the subscribe button.

Speaker: I'm just laughing at Sam staring at me. It's because she's embarrassed for you. Yes, she is. No, we appreciate y 'all listening. Jeffrey Dunn told you. Cameron Dunn told you. His fat bastard getting my belly friend done told you. Shrek over there. Yeah. Hey, Shrek. Hey!

Speaker: No, I called the fat guy No, he was talking about whatever

Speaker: It's like, oh, that's not a check, that's it. Yeah, okay. She's the dragon and Cam is donkey. That's a good comparison. And on that note, in the words of Michael, peace out A -town down.

Speaker: Yeah. Do you have any closing words for the peoples? What's up, bro? Little bitches. Bye bitches. Jeff, you do realize that's the generation that's going to take care of us. I know. I'm hoping to die early. I take very good care of people. Okay. Yeah, it shows.

Speaker: I'm not too young. I just don't watch the **** that you guys do. Yeah, you're too young. That's because you're too

Speaker: No, it's because I like my murder. My murder. But I have a bullet. Exactly. Jesus. Don't chew on the barrel, Chris. Fucking do it. Alright, I'm out. Bye bitches. Bye. Oh, you're a

Speaker: That was great. And there was the smoke. He'd tell you to put that in your pipe and smoke it. And my man, my brother from another mother. My brown bear. The brown bear to my polar bear. The guy to my love. The JD to my turd. Tony T. Would say, mother had ya. Mother made ya.

Speaker: I'm like, what the ****? How much you had to leave early? Because all the 60 plus fat **** tanks and some Bigfoot mission Ireland was yelling at him that it is what it is. Oh, wait. I'm supposed to be nice. I apologize for the words that I just said. That was nice. But if it wasn't true, it wouldn't hurt your feelings.

Speaker: Be good or be good, motherfucker. Be good or be good at it. Hit the fucking button already. Goodbye, motherfucker. You haters. You, you got what I need.