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Speaker: Slightly outside, complicated truth It's the way you deal and only absolutes Everyone knows I don't win Until they lose soon
Speaker: We're on bruise Every step I take I fade Further from view I'll find my own way back To that old room, my own time State of mind Turn around and I'm back
Speaker: In the fifth room pure If I'm sliding out the narrow road Go ahead and throw your stone I know my way back home
Speaker: Take a walk up and down the aisle Tell me about wrong and right I've got nothing to hide
Speaker: Just a man you never knew And chiseling on your headstone Won't be the word you'd choose And crying eyes on me
Speaker: take a walk up and down the aisle
Speaker: To take a walk up and down the aisle
Speaker: Maybe we're all live. Yeah, no kidding. And there we go. We are up and rocking and rolling. Welcome to Nonsenseical Nonsense, everybody. I'm Glick hanging out with Jeff down there somewhere. That'd be me. There he is. So after some major technological
Speaker: uh difficulties because my co -host there lives in a third world country that decides to not prevent anything work but he's not just up there shut their internet off last night we get to try this again hopefully without any uh interruptions or issues but yeah go for the full two hours this time yeah we shall see so so just for those of you who are listening you're gonna get some bonus content because what we did record
Speaker: was, hey, Facebook user, was some good chit -chatting back and forth, and I'd hate to lose it. So I'm just going to throw it up as some bonus content with this episode this week. Yeah. I don't know what it is. Some of the companies down here, they're like, oh, it's 6 o 'clock. Nobody's using the internet right now. Let's go ahead and shut it down. I'm like, what?
Speaker: Yeah, why would anybody use the internet at a prime time in the evening? Yeah, when everybody's home. And yeah, that makes total sense. People are trying to do homework or whatever the case may be. Yeah, exactly. It's a weird concept. I think it all, it actually, their system crashed, so to speak. Get a better system.
Speaker: There's the rub. Yeah, what you pay for, but I mean, my neighbor, he literally, he dug his, his line today. He, I went out to go get cigarettes at like seven o 'clock this morning and he's out finishing up and I'm like, dude, when did you start this? He was like five. I'm like, Jesus Christ. What the hell? You don't wake up five o 'clock in the morning, you freak. Yeah, right.
Speaker: Well, I wanted to get it done before it got too hot. But he was sweating bullets like he had just gotten out of the pool. I was like, are you sure you started on five? Because damn, dude, did you go take a dip?
Speaker: I mean, it wouldn't be too much to ask down there if they didn't have internet that was ran by gerbils on a wheel, you know, that much. Well, it's the weirdest thing is like the, the service we use is called Izzy. It's actually a really good service, you know, with the exception when we first got the first month, I had it zero problems, just worked flawlessly 24 seven. And, uh, you know, just like any service, I'm sure there's bugs in Comcast or whatever.
Speaker: But it's also, their installation was free, where the other companies, because of the area I'm in, all the internet and cable and electrical is all underground, which is a new concept.
Speaker: And so everybody else with the satellite connections, they want almost $200 just to install. And I'm like, you're funny. Good luck with that. Yeah, right. The biggest problem with a lot of internet companies, especially up here outside of AT &T, is you share a server. So peak hours.
Speaker: uh, you know, especially, you know, I live in our apartment complex, so I've got four neighbors in my building. And then not to mention the building next door on either side of me. So yeah, during peak hours, everybody's using their internet. Or if I have my kids here who think they have to have every, uh, damn device known to mankind hooked up to wifi.
Speaker: I don't even start with that. Fucking drains it now. I don't know who did it. Yeah. Now, AT &T, the nice thing about AT &T, the only bad thing is that they're not available everywhere. But the nice thing about AT &T is that you actually have your own server. I'm not the smartest guy in the world. It was kind of how it was explained to me. So you don't have that slowdown when everybody and their brother is home because you have your
Speaker: online, so to say, so you're the only one using that, that internet or that cable or whatever. I'm actually curious on what Elon Musk is doing. He's setting up a internet thing where it's like, you don't even need installation. You just need to buy this certain small dish. That's literally, I think it's, it's about the size of a, um, uh, wasn't like direct TV size dish.
Speaker: And you mount it to your roof and you got internet. And I believe it's going to be free. It's an alien. So, you know, he's from Mars and he's trying to get back home. So he's probably, he's good technology. Apparently it's going to be free minus the cost of the dish.
Speaker: And that's where they're going to get you. The cost of the dish, the damn cost of the dish. It could be like $4 ,000. I've seen, I've seen one of the dishes. They're not, they're not just like a Comcast dish. They're, they are complex and they rotate and they do all this weird shit, but I mean, a one -time fee of like four grand for, for life. Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker: If I had four grand despair, there lies the rub. Who's got four grand laying around going, I could use internet. Yeah. I could think of a lot of different things I could use for it. I'll just deal with my internet that I currently have. Cause it's not bad. I mean, if it got to the point where I couldn't get online ever, then I'd be like, Oh, okay. Maybe I'll think about it. Yeah.
Speaker: but yeah, I saw something about it. I didn't, I haven't read too much into it on anything but I was like, you know what? I think that's kind of the kicker with you is you don't, you just see headlines and then you don't read anything. I read headlines and I call it a **** day because I'm like, well, that pretty much sums it up because like you said it's CNN.
Speaker: Yeah, you sent me a story the other day about a guy. That was the only thing I found out about said story too. Yeah. I was, you know, it was up on my Facebook feed and somebody had posted and I was like, that's hilarious. I'm going to send that to Chris. You didn't read the whole story. And I was like, there's so much more to this story. Apparently, apparently that Bush
Speaker: uh a story i sent you where bush beer sent that uh doubled the uh donation that guy that got put his Venmo on apparently bush beer never paid that money oh really because it's something this guy said there's so many pictures in the comments on on nonsensical nonsense uh apparently this guy said something quote unquote racist
Speaker: like 20 years ago, which I defy you to find anything that anyone said 20 years ago relevant for today, but and they're like, oh, we can't be affiliated with that guy. I'm like, what are you fucking retarded? Do not go back on my Facebook timeline. That's all. I mean, I never said anything like super racist, but I've said some fucked up shit that pops up in my memories. And I'm like, oh, well, so we even used to say back in high school,
Speaker: was like, you know, just goofing off, talking with a buddy. Like we used to pick on Bob all the time in all in good fun, but it wasn't woke. I'm not going to repeat what we said, but it wasn't woke. It was definitely not okay by today's standards. We would have been crucified if we'd done it today. We'd probably been kicked out of school. We would scream it across the shop.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean there are stuff that you know a friend of mine that I used to work with it Years ago when I worked at two minute a truck moving company that him and I used to say to each other He was a black guy and I was a white guy, but uh, you know, we was we was just thinking Steve's like we were we were brothers and we should say some Fucked up shit to each other to the point where like our our Somebody comes in mid conversation goes damn you guys are fucked up
Speaker: Yeah, they know our bosses would shut their office doors and HR would would be like, yeah We're gonna shut our door. We don't even we don't even want to Yeah, exactly Well, it's like My dad my ex -girlfriend's father used to work with me and my dad and this story cracks me up and I used to my my uncle owns a owns the company that my grandfather started Which is a plumbing and heating company is called Joe. We're plumbing heating company
Speaker: And my dad worked there. Shameless plug. Shameless plug for the three people in Ohio listening. But when I was like 15, 16, I used to ride with my dad and we rode in a van. It was a Dodge Ram 3500 van and it was a plumbing truck. So the back end was all plumbing shit. And my then, before I had met his daughter,
Speaker: the guy that would be my girlfriend's dad sat next to me and my dad driving and we're sitting in traffic one day my dad yells out the window hey you big fucking get out of the road to this giant black guy and who my girlfriend's dad at the time he's rolling up windows and locking doors and shit he's like we're gonna get killed
Speaker: And this guy walks up and goes, hey, guys, hey, Dave, how you doing? He says hi to my dad, like it was nothing. And my dad starts laughing. And when he as he's like, introducing this guy to my dad, he goes, this is my pet. Because that's that's my dad's, you know, he was he was a teenager in the fifties. So it's like it was normal. But he was like, this is my pet and and
Speaker: And the guy starts laughing his ass off. He's like, yeah. But nowadays, holy shit, my dad would have started a riot doing the same thing if he did it today. I mean, top of his lungs. Hey, you big dumb. Get out of the road. And I was like, holy shit. And I knew what was going on. My my girlfriend's dad had no fucking clue. And damn near shit himself. Funniest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker: Yeah, you definitely, definitely can't get away with that today. I mean, joking on, you know, and it's, it is what it is. Times are changing. People, people, you know, people got to change with the times every, every generation has that, that moment, you know, and I grew up, my parents wouldn't hesitate to beat my ass now. Oh yeah. I can't necessarily give my kids the beatings that I got.
Speaker: That's why you should move to Mexico because we still do that here. We have zero issue with it. We have zero issue. If my kids mess up, they're getting us back.
Speaker: first found out we were pregnant. She's like, we're not gonna hit. That lasted for about five years. Soon as the kid turned five years old, does something, come here, I'm gonna give you a spankin'. Okay. Come here, put you in your mouth, you little fuck. But every once in a while, my wife says, she'll say to the kids, go stand on the stairs, face the wall and put your arms up. So you're standing on a tee. And yeah, and I'm like, this isn't gonna work. Make them more buckets of water.
Speaker: Well, my my uncle used to do that to me and my my cousins he would he would fill half a gallon jugs half full of water but you boys like to work out hold these for 20 minutes and you're like shit. I can't do that. I don't want to do it. And that was the longest 20 minutes of your life. Absolutely. However,
Speaker: I still can outlast my cousins because I have this weird thing in my head where I'm like, if I give up, I'm going to get my ass beat. Same thing with wall sits. I used to, when I sold tours on the street, we had a little building that you stand out in front of and the building was so small, it was ridiculous.
Speaker: We'd get bored. There'd be no tourists walk around, and me and the guys that sit there, and we'd make bets on who could do a longer wall sit. You put your back on the ground, and your leg, your knees, and hips are parallel. The only thing holding you from falling over is the wall. We'd sit there for the longest time, and I can outlast anybody. I'd make me a quick hundred bucks. Going up against five, six guys, 20 bucks pop.
Speaker: And of course, the end of the day, I wouldn't be able to walk, but I refuse to give up. And especially if there's money on the line, I'm like, oh no, because if I lose, my wife going to beat my ass. Yeah, about those 20 bucks today. I didn't mean to lose the money. She'd be standing there because her and I worked in the same place at the same time. Yeah. And she'd be like, yeah, he can do it. He'll outlast you.
Speaker: And, you know, you do five minute sessions for a quick 20 bucks. Or, you know, I think the longest session was, uh, 45 minutes. And that was a long 45 minutes. There's gotta be better ways to kill time. I would think. Well, they do this thing where they, they, they toss five peso coins, which is about the size of a, uh, a little bit bigger than a nickel. And you've, you, uh, you know, flip the mic, you know, where you
Speaker: flip a coin kind of thing, but you flip them across and try to land them onto a square that's on the road, on the sidewalk and be like, don't go over the line. If you go to the line, you lose whoever's closest to the line wins or some shit like that. But you only win everybody else's coin. Yeah. But it's usually just out of boredom or the person that loses buys everybody a Coke. Out of boredom.
Speaker: I'm going to go to work and be bored at work. Speaking of work, I finally got word today, man. I start my new job Monday. So tomorrow I get to go in and be like, I'm out. I feed that shit.
Speaker: All right, folks. I'm getting ready to go in live. I'm just gonna put this phone in my pocket. You'll be able to see everything. Well, I don't think it's gonna be anything exciting because I'm just gonna go in tomorrow morning and be like, oh, yeah, by the way, I'm not coming back Monday. So. I can go in full. What's that? What is that? I want to say days is confused, but it's not days of confused. What's that Dave Chappelle movie?
Speaker: where the dude's like, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out. Just going there for no reason to start knocking shit over. Well, I remember when I quit Wendy's, I was in my uniform, and somebody pissed me off. So I walked in, and I took my uniform shirt off, and I threw it on top of a bunch of burgers and walked out. I don't know if they walked out shirtless.
Speaker: I don't think I've ever had an experience where I left someplace that I was that pissed off or, you know, I've actually given every company I've ever worked for a two week notice. I usually do. This one I would have, but you know, the way they blindsided me about a couple of weeks ago, really rubbed me the wrong way.
Speaker: And to give you no explanation, that's so that's BS. Yeah. So I mean, I don't feel like they deserve one. So, well, the odd thing here is they don't do the whole two weeks notice thing. Oh, really? It's day of its day of like, Hey, today's my last day. Okay. They don't give a fuck. Yeah. I mean, I've had instances where I've given my two weeks and.
Speaker: something's happened where somebody's pissed me off or something. I'm like, you know what? I don't need this fucking shit. I don't have to put up with your dumb ass and just walk the fuck out. You know, I got it. There's like that. Fuck you. But have fun finding a replacement now. Yeah. Well, the thing is, is like down here, uh, when, when a hotel or a job posts a, an opening, they'll have
Speaker: 200 people show up for one job. And they like that up here, buddy. These companies up right now, companies right now up here are begging people to come to work. I mean, to the point where like McDonald's down in Florida, for instance, there's a... If you last two weeks, they give you like 600 bucks. No, there's a chain down there, a family chain down there. They pretty much own all the McDonald's in Florida.
Speaker: But they are paying 50, they are paying people $50 just to come in for an interview. Get the fuck out of there. Just to come in for an interview. I just saw. Everybody has sign -off bonuses. The rules for unemployment are about to change too. Well, even now. I saw this on Facebook. With unemployment, they're putting it in there that if you go get a job and come off the unemployment, they're going to give you a $2 ,000 bonus.
Speaker: I was just reading a screenshot of the new rules for unemployment and one of them is that you have to go for five interviews a week minimum.
Speaker: Well, they've, I mean, you've always had, you've always had rules like that with unemployment. You have to put in X amount of job applications. You have to go for X amount of interviews, this, that and the other thing, but you know, the thing that kills me is I've been unemployed, but I've never got unemployment. Yeah. The thing that kills me is I've worked through this entire thing. Not only have I worked through this entire thing, I've found a new job twice now. Right. And I've upgraded.
Speaker: every time as far as jobs go. Making more money. But that also comes down to you and I are from the same school of unemployment. Who the fuck would do that? Yeah. Well, I was always proud of that. Yeah, you work hard for what you do. But the thing that kills me is you're giving these people who have intentionally, purposely
Speaker: Yeah, they show up with their employment form, like ripped in half and crumbled, where you try to keep that thing pristine. And they're like, here you go, give me my 50 bucks. Yeah. And they're like, would you do a good job here? No, fuck, I might not even show up. But yeah, now they're getting, you know, they increase the unemployment up here. I mean, most people want unemployment. We're making more money than I'm making right now. And I was working
Speaker: 40, 40, or 50, 60 hours a week. Now they're like, oh, if you go get a job, we're going to give you an extra $2 ,000. Well, why don't you fucking do something for people? Incentify the people working by giving them a tax break. A tax break? Send me a fucking check. Hey, we see you've worked this whole time. Here's a little bonus for you, buddy. Yeah, fuck. That would be a little too smart for the administration that's in right now.
Speaker: Unfortunately, I mean, it's too literally thinking it's it's like that from regardless of who the administration is. You know, well, most the problem, the last administration, most politicians all comes down to one thing, they've never really had normal jobs. Yeah, the last administration at least tried to make people work. And we're succeeding. Yeah, immensely.
Speaker: And yeah, let's not go down that road because I could talk about that for days. I told my wife, I said, it's a good thing we don't do politics on this show because, holy shit, between the two of us, we can literally tear some shit up. We get plenty of recognition, but in a negative way. Yeah, and that's the thing, I'm not smart enough to, I'm not smart enough to go and argue
Speaker: Well, it also seems like a lot of research and I don't like doing research, obviously. Well, I mean, it's not even a lot of research to be honest with you. It's a simple fact of being able to tell facts from fiction because 90 % of what these Facebook politicians and Facebook warriors put up is all bullshit and it takes all of like 10 seconds. It doesn't matter which side you're on.
Speaker: Well, after the right, it's all bullshit that she posts all over Facebook and Twitter and it takes 10 seconds. I watch this guy. I can't remember his name. Benny Johnson or something. He does. He goes.
Speaker: He gets on Facebook, and he's got the camera on him, and he's like, this person went beet red when you ask a question. Check out this clip. And you watch the clip, and you're waiting for that person to turn beet red. It never happens. And you're just like, fuck, dude. You got me all excited for this? I didn't even understand the question. No, no, no. Nobody ever says that. It's almost like clickbait. Yeah, well, that's all it is. The biggest crime in the history of the internet is clickbait.
Speaker: You know, that is the worst thing. Oh, absolutely. But yeah, I try not to argue with too many people just because at the end of the day, they're retarded. Well, on top of that, you can bitch and moan about something, bitch and moan about something, bitch and moan about something, and it's never going to change. My wife tells me all the time, why are you so upset about what's happening
Speaker: 3 ,000, 4 ,000 miles away. Why are you so upset about something that's happened in another country? And my one defense is, well, I am from there. But on the other hand, she's like, and how is it going to affect you? And I went, oh, yeah. Well, maybe one day. Maybe one day when the statute of limitations are up.
Speaker: can go back home. If only, if only that was true. Because if that was true, I'd have been home, what, 10 years ago? I'll tell you what, it'd make this podcast and shit a whole hell of a lot easier if you were here. Well, he's got a room with your goofy ass twice a week. Yeah. And you have to smell all my smoke.
Speaker: Oh yeah, but I smoked 10 times what you do We can open a window fuck that shit He's got a motorcycle shop in Mazatlan which is opposite side of the country
Speaker: And he's been begging me and begging me. He's like, dude, when I get fully open again, you got to come down here, come over here and work. I'm like, dude, you're talking like a 3000 mile trip. I just bought a house. Where the hell do you think I'm going to go? He's like, no, I'll put you up. You come down for a couple of months. And then I was telling my wife, she's like, well, you could go if that would make you happy. I'm like, what do you know? Make me happy leaving you here with the kids while I go off for a couple of months to build something awesome.
Speaker: No, that would be horrible. The building something awesome? That would be the only good part. But at the end of the day, when the end of the day comes each day, I'd be like, I'm going to go sit in my room, rub one out.
Speaker: where I could be at home watching TV with my wife and kids. Time to pull up the Staples website. I just told my wife about that. Oh my God. We were planting plants today, this morning, because today's a good job. You were storing plants? Actually, no. We actually had to give that tree back. Did you really? What did you do? He showed up with a receipt.
Speaker: Make a receipt. I bought that tree. That was no no apparently apparently they bought it and They they went to go put it in their yard and they were like, oh, I don't want to dick this much So they dug over by this thing over by where where they put the trash I don't want to do they're thinking nobody's gonna ever take a palm tree like
Speaker: You're in the wrong neighborhood because I'll take it. I don't want to dig in my yard because it's too much work, but I'll take it across the road into the woods. Exactly. Which was my thought. Yeah. Which is my thought. I would have slapped the taste out of his mouth. Well, it wasn't him. It was his wife. Pimp slap her too. She was actually very nice about it. But what made it worse was I pull this thing out. I got a big hole in the ground.
Speaker: So we filled it with dirt, and we were planting plants. My wife said, I don't know what it is about planting that. It just makes me happy. I'm like, well, between you and Chris, you get turned around by plants. Chris gets turned on by staples at the work. Yeah, I got hell last night. Hell, some staples. I'm like, oh my god. It was a joke. Because, yeah, we got a vacation coming out here in July. She was doing some clothes shopping, we'll say.
Speaker: And she was like, well, do you like this? Do you like that? I'm like, yeah, I like that. I'm like, I like that. I was like, uh, you could just get a Staples uniform. This is a red shirt and khakis. Come on, babe. I fucking hate you.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: You know good four or five hours in Home Depot not buy a single thing just walk around looking at shit Well, you know, it's a sad thing about it is I've never gone into staples or anything like that or office until recently But now when I go up there, I'm like, oh I could use that desk chair. Oh, I could try Oh, I could use that whiteboard for the pocket like everything is like, oh I can do that for the pocket like I can write notes and stuff on the whiteboard I could put it up in front of me when I set up a desk if I can
Speaker: go down and I'm like, oh, I can use that. Oh, that'd be great for the podcast. And now it's like, hmm, this is exactly why I can't go to best buy. Yeah. This is exactly why I can't go to best buy anymore. We have a best buy here and I refuse to go into it because every time I go into something and I buy something, I go into it. I'll buy something. Yeah. That's why when my wife and I, with my wife goes with me to Home Depot,
Speaker: It's a 20 minute trip tops. And that's standing in line to pay for whatever I bought. Because I'll go in, I'm like, I need screws. And the screws are like, what? 10 bucks for a big bag. And I buy two kilo bags. And I go, I need screws. She's like, all right, let's go in the Home Depot real quick.
Speaker: and I'm heading towards the tool aisle, and she's like, the screws are over here. I was like, I know. We gotta go this way to get there, right? I need a screwdriver to screw the screws. I'm not allowed to buy. I'm not allowed to buy. Don't get me wrong. But I like to look. I like to think about it. Because if I buy tools, I usually buy them on, uh, mark out a leeway or, or Amazon or some shit, because it's usually cheaper.
Speaker: Yeah. No, I was getting real bad with every time I'd go into Best Buy. Like I was saying a while back, I bought a fucking Xbox controller for my phone. Did I need one? No. I figured out how to hook up my PlayStation controller to my phone and I was ecstatic. I got a game that would be amazing on console on my phone, but it's not on console.
Speaker: Play it on with the controller. It's a drifting game. It's cars. Yeah, of course. It's always yeah, which is most of my games that are on my phone. Yeah Now so it's just like now staples. It's like I just I can't I can't go anywhere. That's the best thing. It's like I'm just yeah, I'm just it was stay my ass Which is why like the beauty of the way my marriage works is if I have money in my pocket I stay home
Speaker: And when my wife gets home, I'm like, here, I made this money today. Take this because if I keep it, I'll be at somewhere and I'm like, Hey, I can use that. Yeah, exactly. And then she comes home and like, how much money do you make today? Uh,
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know but I got these new screwdrivers in this new circular saw and I don't like the order shit online. Like I'm that old guy. I don't love ordering stuff. I don't like ordering stuff online. I don't want to give all my information. The little goblins that live inside my phone and my computer, they're gonna
Speaker: That's the beauty I don't have money so I don't have to worry about that But I just you know, I ordered I ordered something tomorrow summer's birthday So I ordered something for a birthday. I had the hardest fucking time trying to trying to complete this purchase and then I finally got it and I
Speaker: Then it was like, no, it wasn't that, but then it was like, all right, we'll proceed to checkout. All right. Well, I'm going to go check out. Oh, do you want free shipping? Absolutely. Three to five days free shipping, or you pay $30 shipping for one to two day delivery. And I'm like, well, it's not going to get him for a week regardless because it's a, it's a custom made personalized thing. Right. Hopefully she's not listening to this right now. The Facebook feed. Yeah. No, she's not. She's at a graduation, but, um,
Speaker: But it was like, I wouldn't really know what he was complaining about. Haps. Yeah. Well, it takes five days for him to make this thing anyway. So regardless, it's going to still be, you know, anywhere between a week and a half, five to 10 days before she gets it, whether I paid right to $30. And then when I got to check out, it would only let me do the, uh, I don't know, what is it called? Uh, expedited shipping.
Speaker: and charged me an additional thirty dollars. I was like, you sons of bitches. Assholes. And you know, there was other sites that had it but it was more expensive on other sites and they didn't offer free shipping and their shipping was more expensive. Right. So, I was like, this is why I don't order shit online. Well, everything I order, when I order stuff, I make sure it says free shipping. Like, when I ordered my. This said free shipping. It says free shipping on the bottom. Yeah. And because
Speaker: I know if I actually had to pay for shipping on that drill press, it would have cost me a fucking fortune because that thing weighs a good 10, 15 pounds. Yeah. Yeah. This thing said free shipping, but then when you clicked on it and you go to pay, it was like, oh, nah, just kidding. But I'm also the same person that like a jackass spent almost $400 on fucking wish because I didn't know what I was doing. So yeah, I'm an idiot. It is what it is. Yeah.
Speaker: No, my wife says, I like to play this game. If you received a billion dollars tomorrow, what's the first thing you can buy? And this is how I put myself to sleep. I said, no, my wife is like, oh, I'd travel, I'd do this, I'd do this. And I'm like, you know what, I would spend like the next week on Amazon just ordering shit.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't I know I would and and facebook marketplace I think the first thing I would do is it just me? Is it just me or do you scroll facebook marketplace to go? Wow, that's a good deal No, I do. Oh my god. I'm a freak. No, I look at cars that i'll never be able to afford Because I already have two and my wife's like what are you looking at cars for i'm like what they're only wanting 1500 bucks for this this uh
Speaker: This Honda, that's not a bad price. She's like, why? She tell you to get one of the two that you have running first. Yeah. She's like, why don't you fix the cars we got running first? I'm like, well, maybe Monday. I think if I was given the first thing I would do. Yeah. First thing I would do if I was given a billion dollars is make sure I was 100%.
Speaker: No debt whatsoever. The first purchase would be to make sure I had zero debt, like no debt whatsoever. And then I would have fun. Well, that's the one good thing that my wife and I have going for us. We have no debt except for the house. And 35 grand is not that much debt. No, that's not bad. I think we owe like
Speaker: 28, 29, something like that still, which is not bad. Yeah. In the year we lived here. Yeah. I think really the only debt I have in all honesty is just my car payment. I worked pretty hard when I was living down in Charleston to clear a lot of debt and stuff like that to fix a lot of things.
Speaker: I think right now the only thing I'm sitting with is my car payment, which is fine. Now see, are you a credit card person or not? Absolutely not. Long time ago somebody told me something that made exact sense. I used to have, I don't know if you ever sell my Dodge Neon. I had this 97 Dodge Neon and
Speaker: Every time I'd get a little bit of money, I'd throw something at it. Neon lights, rims, whatever. I used to go to the same shop all the time, and the guy said, if you had a credit card, I'd be a rich man. I'd be like, yeah, but I'd be broke. He's like, yes, but I'd be a rich man. I'm like, yeah. I said, that's why I don't have a credit card, because I would have the coolest car in town, no doubt.
Speaker: but I would be flat broke for the next 50 years. Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. **** broke. No, see, that was a problem. That's one thing that I've never, I've never even thought about getting a credit card. I've gotten offers all the time. Yeah, when I was about eighteen or eighteen or nineteen, it was shortly after we got out of high school, I had gotten a couple credit cards and I was a dumb **** and I was like, oh, I got free money. And so, I, exactly, I maxed them out and at that time, I, I wasn't
Speaker: I wasn't too concerned about being an adult and being responsible or worrying about. So I mean, I had two credit cards that were maxed out and I'm like, Oh, well, I guess I can't use them anymore. Oh well. Yeah. Then a year or so, you know, like a year or so later it bit me in the ass. And then once I, once I paid them off, fortunately they weren't big credit cards because I was so young. Right. So they didn't have a huge limit on it. So I paid them off.
Speaker: and I'm just like, yeah, I'm done with credit cards. I'm not going to go down that road again now. On the other hand, Summer has 39 credit cards. She doesn't have that many, but she does have a lot. But she's also really good about it. So I mean, she can handle her credit cards. I don't want anything to do with them. Would it be nice to have them? I have a debit card and that's it. Yeah.
Speaker: to help with my credit score. Yeah, but my credit score is in pretty good shape without them. Actually, there's a store here that helps me with my credits called Coppell. It's like a layaway company. You buy something, they put it in the back and when actually you take it home,
Speaker: But you pay it on their credit card. And you make payments every week or whatever. But you get it that day. It's based on credit card setup. And it helps build your credit. My problem is, I'll buy it one day and then pay it off the next. Yeah, that's kind of like up here with... And they're like, that's not helping your credit score. I'm like, I don't care. I don't want to have to be in debt. Yeah. No, that's kind of like up here with like errands and Renaissance. You go into those stores and you...
Speaker: you essentially finance. Yeah. And then, you know, you just once a week, once a month, however you have it set up or, you know, you, you make your payment and it doesn't boost your credit score, but at the same time, the moment you're late, they, they, they crush you. Yeah. So yeah, I bought, I bought a amplifier and, uh, uh, some clothes and that was it. I was like, yeah, I'm done. I don't want it anymore.
Speaker: And once I paid it off, I cut up the credit card. Because I go into that store all the time to look. Yeah. And because I don't know what it is, I love the window shop. But I go in there and I'm like, ooh. And my wife's like, no. No, no, no, no, no. One of the things I want to buy that they have there is one of those mobile basketball hoops. They just put the water in and stuff. Oh, yeah. And they only want like $150.
Speaker: And every time I see it, I'm like, honey, look. And she's like, no. But the kid's not going to play basketball. She's like, no. No, if you won't. No, it's like summer. Oh, we would. I know it would. Summer added me onto one of her credit cards and sent me a card up here. And in all honesty, I forget about it most of the time.
Speaker: Yeah, which is probably a good thing. Yeah, it's in my wallet. And it's very rarely that I even remember that it's there. And this was like, Oh, well, I can do the one good thing about the debit card that my wife and I, it's from a place here. It's called Benko Azteca. It's literally a Mexican bank. It's, you know, has no affiliation anywhere else. But what's really cool about it is it has an app where like my wife's at work and I'm like, Hey, I need
Speaker: you know, 20 bucks to get a few things for the house, you know, like cleaning supplies or milk or whatever. She can literally transfer me, you know, 20 bucks, 15 bucks, whatever, in a matter of seconds. And I can just go pay for it with a card, which is awesome. Wait till she got home.
Speaker: Yeah, but the only time I've ever really used that card is like a lot of times I've got an older debit card that because I'm stubborn and I just refuse to go order a new one. Right. The chip don't read tape together. It's not that bad. But the chip won't read sometimes mainly at gas stations. It's about the only time I use the actual credit card. Which would be the only reason for me to have a credit card was be a gas station. Yeah. I would use our gas and that was it. Other than that, I think the only other times I've used it is like when summer's been up here and
Speaker: She don't feel like taking her parts into the store and stuff. She's like, oh, well just use the card. And I'm like, oh, my card? She's like, whoa, the credit card. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I forgot I had that. What's the credit card again? I would be dangerous if I had a Visa card or something like that. It would be, ugh. Because I know myself.
Speaker: Like I said, I love the window shop, especially Home Depot. If I had a credit card, I'd have every tool I needed. Man, it would take me 50 years to pay for it. When I worked at Home Depot, it was so cool when I worked there, because we get to see all the tools and play with this stuff all day long. I was like, I don't need it. But I want it. Nah, I work here, so I can play with it all day long. What's your opinion on those Ryobi tools?
Speaker: I actually, I kind of like them, man. I do too. I love them. People make funia. Like I have a Ryobi Sander and I was using it on my YouTube channel and somebody's make fun of you. Oh, you bought a Ryobi. I'm like, Hey, fuck you. It works. The people who make fun of the Ryobi's and never use one.
Speaker: Now, when I worked at Home Depot, I think I have a Ryobi set. Actually, to be honest with you, it's an older set. I've had it for probably almost 10 years now, but it was a complete set. Circular solid drill, flashlight. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something else with that. I can't remember what it is. And I love it. But when I worked at Home Depot, I actually had contractors come in that were like, oh, they had this fucking DeWalt that was 20 years old. And they're like, I need a battery for this.
Speaker: You know and then I would I would just say be like well Why don't you replace that that the wall with with the right? I could use in that piece of shit I saw dudes video the other day his van He opens up his van. He's got one of those lights. It's like a With a shell top on it, you know, so you can literally stand up in it huge van it's a Mercedes crafter and
Speaker: Everything in there is black and yellow. It's all the waltz. Wall to wall, floor to ceiling. And I was like, that van's got to be worth 100 grand right there. Yeah. And tools alone. Because the waltz is not cheap. It's a great company. That's fantastic.
Speaker: If I can buy a Ryobi for half the price. Well, it is. And Ryobi was one of the first ones that came out with the lithium batteries, which are fantastic. Yeah, I would sell a contractor a drill to replace the wall. And he'd come back in the next week later and he'd be like, oh, man, this thing's nice. And he's like, I want to get the whole set. I'm like, all right, well, let's go. Let's get the whole fucking out. Yeah.
Speaker: but they're good, but a lot of the guys that a lot of the guys, much like with cars, you know, the ones who should on something the most have never used it or never had one. So, you know, like guys who will sit around and shit on a Ford and all they've ever owned has been a Dodge. And it's like, yeah, ever driven a Ford. Do you know anything about a Ford? Don't matter. There's shit found on road. Yeah. Yeah. Fiction repair daily. Give me a break.
Speaker: see that's what that's where I kind of I mean I'm I shit on black and Decker fuck I think black and Decker is for somebody's gonna use it like four times therefore yeah therefore the small home projects that you know I need I need to put up a picture but I need to drill that's for the guy who who
Speaker: or lady, whatever, who works in an office nine to five Monday through Friday and does small projects. And on their weekend, they're gonna build a shelf. Yeah. I do not like black and Decker. I've had some black and Decker tools. I don't like them. Never will. However, my black and Decker hammer grill, that thing won't quit. It will not quit. I can't kill it because I'm not allowed to get a new one until it dies. I've been trying to kill it and it won't die.
Speaker: Black and Decker can make some good vacuums, but that's because they suck. Yeah. Well, well, Black and Decker came out with first shop vac too. And that thing that people still buy those. Oh yeah. They're great. They're great. They're great shop backs or vacuum cleaners or who's adding the other thing. But, uh, as far as power tools go, absolutely not. I wouldn't, I would be hard pressed to actually
Speaker: go out and buy another black and Decker unless it was like an emergency. I don't think there's ever that bad of an emergency where you have to go out buy a black and Decker but see I'm I'm also I feel the same way about Makita. The only Makita I I use are I love their routers and Makita makes them Sanders fucking drills. Oh yeah.
Speaker: They make some goddamn drills, but I had a couple concrete drills when I used to work concrete. Well, fuck it, those boys did not play around. I hated their cordless drill. They had a cordless drill where the battery was like eight inches long and you'd slide it in like it was a clip. That was the best part about it, because you'd be like, I'm ready. But other than that, I was not impressed. My dad, he's a Milwaukee guy.
Speaker: And uh his Milwaukee cordless drill that thing you couldn't kill either Well the problem Milwaukee is the same problem with the wall. They're expensive as shit My kid and wife for my birthday Like four or five years ago bought me a Milwaukee tape measure, and it was $25 Mm -hmm, and I'm like you know what you could have spent like five bucks getting a cheaper one because
Speaker: you know, I go through these like nothing. I don't know what it is about me and tape measures. They constantly break on me. But that the problem with that tape measure is the same thing that happens with every one of my tape measures. My kids play with it and break it. Yeah, exactly. Oh, is it your kids? I don't know. And it wasn't. Yeah, I don't know who did it. Yeah, exactly. It was a nice tape measure. I didn't see
Speaker: You know, I was like, you spent how much on this? I said, you know, I can buy one three times the size of it for the same price of another brand. I miss the old Stanley tables, tape measures like we had in school. Those things were awesome. Yeah. Hmm. I could never seem to keep track of tape measure. I lose them constantly. I'm like that with pencils in my squares.
Speaker: Yeah. I don't know what it is, not a square. You use a square once, you set it down, you pick up your work, and go to put it together, and then you're like, where the fuck is my square? You know who has some fine pencils and some fine squares? Staples? Yes, sir. So, little, little, uh,
Speaker: I got a little story here for you. Fucking spit it out, Jesus Christ. Now that we just did an episode of Tool Time. Yeah, I know, right? A little Tool Time action there. So here's the title. This is from mirror .com .uk. Weird news. Twin refuses to be best man for his identical brother because his... Oh, shit. I heard about this. It says, because he's marrying his ex.
Speaker: He's marrying his high school ex -girlfriend. The only reason that him and his girlfriend broke up was because he went to college. Like he moved out of state or whatever and went to college. It is put in front of the state home going, oh, I'm Bob. I actually did go to college. And they literally started dating like six months after his brother went to school.
Speaker: what an asshole and they they they didn't tell him about it for the longest time and then they finally told him that was his first impression was it's not fucking cool you know that's fucked up at the same time you know if they're identical twin brothers if I was the brother who started dating the ex -girlfriend like as soon as my brother went to college
Speaker: I would feel like a huge piece of shit because you'd be like, is she really into me? Or is it because I look like my brother? I look just like that idiot. Well, the one that went to college, I'm apparently the idiot who did not go to college or stayed home and went to community college. There's nothing wrong with community college, anybody who goes to community college. I never went to college at all. But at the end of the day,
Speaker: Uh, the one that stayed home is kind of apparently the smart one. Cause he's tapping away. He got the girl, but yeah, I mean, it's, it's, but I kind of, I kind of agree with the brother who was like, fuck you, man. No, that's a dick move. We had a good thing. And the other reason we broke up was because I had to go out of state to go to college. And then you came in like six months later and started dating my girl. Like what the fuck, bro? That's a dick move, man.
Speaker: this
Speaker: I've never been one to date just a friend's ex -girlfriend. If you and Summer broke up and I was single, I'd be like, I forget who said it, but there's a movie by Kevin Smith. It's a bro -code. Well, it's bro -code, but for instance, Summer's a dude to me.
Speaker: I see her as the same sex as me because she's your woman. I don't see her in remotely that way. I see her from the neck up and I'm like, yep, that's you. She's definitely Stevie to me.
Speaker: What the hell? This phone is like... She would tell me today that you sent her the Star Wars thing. I was like, I know he sent it to me and I told him no. And then he's like, I'm going to send it to Summer. And I was like, she's going to tell you the same trick. I still say that would be hilarious.
Speaker: You know, I'm going to, I'm going to start, but you go in Spock years, you and Spock, going to Star Trek, you know, for everybody else. She's, she's a Darth Vader. I didn't see a funny meme. Speaking of, uh, there she is. Now you are in trouble. Yeah. Stevie's here. He called you a dude. He said you were in my eyes because you're dating Chris.
Speaker: You are basically a dude to me. You and me never going to happen. No, I told her, I said, I'm going to start doing a segment on here that I explained nerd movies and I'm going to be like Star Wars mixed with Harry Potter. Yeah, I was going to do the plot of like,
Speaker: Lord of the Rings for Star Wars. Well, oddly enough, Harry Potter and Star Wars are basically the same movie. I see an orphan kid. I think my kid. An orphan kid is told that he's special. It's like, what the fuck? When you really start to look at it, you're like, holy shit, I'll be damned. How pretty girl. Welcome. How was your graduation? You said the fuck, bro.
Speaker: I'm not saying it to be mean, but as we were saying, and I always sound like a dick when I say it this way, but since when your friend is dating a woman, that woman is literally 100%, a million percent off limits. I might shake your hand, and it's not because I don't like you, it's not because I think you're a bitch or whatever, not that I do, but
Speaker: That's your woman. It's just like, I would expect you to do the same thing with my wife. Like there's no hugs. High five. High five. That's it. It's a pro hug. Yeah. We might pump elbows, you know, like they do for the COVID thing. Yeah. Well, we, I don't know if you, if you got the beginning of that, we were, it was a news article where
Speaker: A guy's twin brother is marrying his high school ex girlfriend that they broke up. The only reason they broke up was because he went to college, he moved away and went to college. And then like six months later, his brother started dating her. Yeah, and now they're getting married and he refused to be the best man at the wedding. So you're going to get punched in the throat.
Speaker: She said I might punch you in the throat. Shit happened. You're going to have to have long arms. Because I am a good 3 ,000 miles away. Don't worry about it. My other friends find her attractive. And that's fine. I find you attractive as well, but not in the same way as if I saw you walking down the street and you were single and I was single. Yeah. When she calls into other podcasts, they will
Speaker: They will hit on her and tell her how hot she is for 20 minutes. My wife just gave me a look downstairs. I'll explain it. She's like, what are you talking about? Attractive. If a dude is dating a chick to his friends, that chick is now basically a dude.
Speaker: regardless of what she looks like. Well, I mean, I don't know about a dude. She is 100 % off limits. You can't even put her in a spank bank. Yeah, you're not like trying to hit on her or anything else. And it would be even much worse if it was a brother or sibling.
Speaker: I think I would kill him. In all honesty, if I had a brother, well, I do kind of have a brother, my broster, but my broster seems to think that any girl that I talk to or they want him anyway. I have a friend like that.
Speaker: A guy with boobs. I have a friend that he looks like Paul Walker.
Speaker: Is basically how you put it like Paul Walker at his best and I? Refused to go out in public with this dude because I look like a hideous chud, so I'm like no I'm not going I'm good Which is why he and I don't hang out My broster about to be mean and sound like a horrible brother or an asshole But my brother or my brother or my broster is like like a shorter
Speaker: version of me. Nice. So, I'm I'm getting a picture in my head and I'm like, wow. Minus the beard. Imagine what Chris says about me when I'm not listening. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: He's this goofy little fucker that follows me around like a puppy. I post pictures of him. If you guys see him, let me know. Run away. He looks like Freddie Mercury. Has he not died of AIDS? No, but that's...
Speaker: And also, that should be the way. What's going on, Kevin? 100 % bro code. Well, and that's the thing. Oh, shit. I want those to, oh, there it is. Opposite of you don't want to know Freddie. Who don't want to know Freddie? That's probably everybody. Yeah. However, a one -night stand two weeks later is
Speaker: open market. Oh yeah. Anybody here in a serious relationship, uh, you know, that is 100 % off limits. I'm talking like a two day thing. Oh yeah. That's, that's free market. That sounds like you've been there before. I have. I'm not ashamed to admit I've been there. They down here, they call it milk brothers. And I heard that term and I went, wait, what?
Speaker: I think, I think, I think we call it Eskimo Brothers up here. Well, I had a, I had a boss. I used to date a, a slightly older woman and after her and I broke up, I was, you know, married from dating my wife and married to my wife. I think I was married to my wife at the time. And my boss, we're in, we're in his truck going to a location. He says, he says, so I understand we're milk brothers. And I went, wait, what? Well, you used to date such and such.
Speaker: I used to fuck such and such and I'm like, really? Gross. Cause if you saw a picture of him and me, I'm Brad Pitt next to this guy. Man, that guy must've been rough because I don't know. Oh, but he's calling you Brad Pitt.
Speaker: Nobody is. This guy is like easily 60 pounds overweight, goofy looking. Considering you will forever be known as Freddie Mercury now. Which by the way completely ruined Bohemian Rhapsody for me as I was trying to watch that movie a couple weeks back. I still haven't seen it. I still haven't seen it. And all I could see was your goofy ass.
Speaker: I'm like, which means I could be a celebrity. I could I could be a actor tomorrow. Yeah, it was like at any moment you make that movie. Yeah. Any moment he's going to start talking about cars and I'm going to throw up. It's a good movie, though. I mean, I will say that, but what I've seen of it, it was it was a pretty good movie. But I wound up not watching it all.
Speaker: I'm just not the biggest Queen fan. I like the music. I like some of the music. I could name maybe two songs. I could really name maybe two songs. And Bill Hemium Rhapsody being one of the most famous songs on the history of the planet. That's the... I couldn't name another one. I feel like I got that in We Will Rock You. Oh, Bicycle. I know Bicycle. You know what? I don't think I can name any of their songs either. I know I'm about to get in trouble because Summer loves Queen.
Speaker: So I'm about to get yelled at. Well, it all comes down to Queen for me was, it was just kind of there in the background. Yeah. Like I loved, I love some Harrow Smith. I love, I love some ACDC, a few Metallica songs. I'm not a huge Metallica fan. I am. I cannot stand Metallica. I was when I was younger anymore. I'm like,
Speaker: The whole them pissing at Napster really turned me off. They're the wish version of Megadeth in my opinion. Now, I do love Pantera. What? Pantera Cowboys From Hell, best song ever. Yeah, well, you were from that part of Ohio where everybody thought it was cool to like Pantera and Slayer. And they're a horrible band. I don't have it. They're both horrible. Oh, they're terrible. They're terrible. We're trying to do a podcast, woman.
Speaker: No, that was my son. No, it comes down to, I couldn't name another Pantera song. But I still have Cowboys from Hell on my phone. I'm getting yelled at. Uh oh. Mark, why are you mad at me? What did I do? Summer's a shame to me because I can't name but like two or three Queen songs. But Kiss is the same way.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm not a big kiss guy. I only like a few of their songs. Gene Simmons, though. I love Gene Simmons. Have you ever seen the Gene Simmons, though? Yeah, he's a jackass. That motherfucker's hilarious. You know, like, I like a few kiss songs. One of my favorite songs by kids is Beth. I love that fucking song. Oh, I love that. And I'll tell you what. I see them in concert when they did their Psycho Circus tour, I think. Nice. 98, 99, something like that at the amphitheater. They're in Polaris.
Speaker: and uh and oh my god it was a badass show like they can put on a show man but you know who puts on a really good show corn yeah yeah they're all right i i i was never a huge fan but a buddy of mine was like hey you want to go to a corn concert and i was like i guess and opening was papa roach talk about dating it and power man five thousand
Speaker: Well, you want to talk about Dayton, which was probably around the same time period. I seen Queen or not Queen, Queen. I seen the brain, uh, corn was stained and limb biscuit at a bunch of other bands at, um, the family family values tour. Yeah. I've been, I was there. We were probably at the same place. Yeah. You put on a good show.
Speaker: I love Stained. That song he did with Fred Durst, that outside, holy shit. Love that song. I used to like Stained, but then they wrote that Family Values tour, and literally the whole time that Aaron Lewis was on stage singing, and now it makes more sense now that he's come out and talked about things.
Speaker: Every song he stood there with his head down like this just stood there and just kind of half -assed saying his way through every song and it was like this is fucking horrible, but Well, it was back then he never wanted to go into a rock he wanted to be a country singer
Speaker: So he's got a couple of fantastic country albums out. But when he signed his record deal, basically the label made him change his whole personality genre, you know, change everything about who he was to fit what they were going for. And he was miserable. I mean, he was absolutely miserable. So now that he's broke free and put out a
Speaker: That's not bad. Well, I'd like to see him again. But I did not know that about him. But apparently country music singers make 10 times the money as anybody else. Oh, I believe. I don't know how true that is, but I've heard that. But a lot of the big names also write their own music or are or in the writing.
Speaker: in the writing process. They might have a couple writers, but they're in the process with writing their songs and stuff like that. But yeah, I think that has a lot to do with it, because ghostwriting is apparently a really big business, too. Well, people like Beyonce and shit like that, they don't write Lady Gaga. Well, Lady Gaga does write some of our music, but I don't think Beyonce has ever written a fucking song in her life.
Speaker: You know, it's usually, you know, it's funny when you find out. Are you on the same, are you on the same thread as me when it comes to Lady Gaga? I find that bitch so hot. She does have a weird sexiness about her. Right. My wife, she's like, really? I absolutely love her voice when she sings. But. But listen to her talk. I can't listen to her talk, but she can sing all day long.
Speaker: But yeah, it's it's it's weird because you hear names of people that that write like Beyonce songs or whatever. And it's guys like really more. Yes, like Bruno Mars and Jason Derulo and yeah, you know, and stuff like that. What's that guy's name? The he wrote he did the music for Despicable Me Pharrell.
Speaker: He writes a lot of songs. Apparently he writes songs. I wouldn't be surprised if that guy had more money than all of them put together. He writes songs for everybody. He is no joke. Not to mention he's had his own singing career. His own career. Which is impressive.
Speaker: I think if I was going to be a singer, it would definitely have to be a country singer.
Speaker: not because the money thing is because I can't hold a note. I'd be like the Trace Adkins or Toby Keith kind of thing. I love Toby Keith. Hank Williams Sr. back in the 50s for Johnny Cash. I can totally rock out as Johnny Cash. I can totally do that. I love Johnny Cash. God loved Johnny Cash, but man, that man could not. He could sing, but he could.
Speaker: But he mostly talked his way through it. He's like Elvis and acting. Elvis, he can't act. Well, we'll just have him sing all his lines. Elvis, we got to win this race. We're going to win this race. Chappelle said that. Elvis, the man couldn't act. My sister, she passed away four or five years ago, almost 10 years ago.
Speaker: That woman loved her some Elvis. She had all his movies, albums, everything. And I'm like, really? Really? Elvis? I mean, I like Elvis. I do too, but it's not like he's not my agent. He might be on. He's not even on any of my playlists. Oh, I haven't been on my playlist. I love his music. I've never seen an Elvis movie and I'm okay never seeing one.
Speaker: But the only one I really like is Follow That Dream. That movie, I love that movie. It's a stupid movie, completely retarded, but it's hilarious. But the thing is with Elvis, it was all, you know, it's a kind of a weird concept watching an Elvis movie because it's hard to watch because Elvis couldn't act. But on top of that, it's, you know,
Speaker: Elvis in Hawaiian shirt standing on stage with a guitar that somebody shoved in his hand He's like I've never played before and then he sings one of his songs and you're like, yeah. Yeah, you've never played before Oh, yeah, I'm just an idiot savant But I Speaking of playing
Speaker: I have a friend that he could, he learned guitar and now you could play him any bit of music that he's never heard and then two seconds later, being able to play the exact same song. Yeah. And that pisses me off to no end. My ex -wife, her dad was like that. He was self -taught and he played drums, banjo, guitar, bass,
Speaker: Basically, if you put an instrument in front of him, he could play it. And he sang a lot of bluegrass and stuff like that. And he had record deals and stuff like that and whatnot. But the man could not read a lick of music. He couldn't read a single note to save his life. It was ridiculous. He could play it damn near any song just by hearing it.
Speaker: I'm admired by people like that. I admire people like that but at the same time they piss me off to no end because I can't do it. I bought a guitar like 10 -15 years ago and
Speaker: I learned one song and my wife bought a guitar about six years ago and I can't play that song again. I would have to relearn how to play the one song. Yeah, I've got a guitar and I've picked it up twice.
Speaker: Looks good hanging on the wall, though. Oh, you play? Yeah, all the time. Oh, yeah. I play with myself while I stare at the jar. Play us a song. Oh, well, I got this. Well, arthritis in my hands. Oh, man, I just broke my finger. Grabbing your hand. Can't do it. Look at that. Oh, no.
Speaker: Oh damn, I was gonna blow it up for you guys, you know, we've gone live and everything. No, I had a buddy in high school, clear for her, he was the same way with drums. The man could bang on some drums like he read about, and he was infamous about it. He'd go to like, you know, he was in the school band, but it was a jazz band. And they would play really good songs, you know, so he'd have a full drum set in front of him,
Speaker: you know, one drum
Speaker: they would always give him a solo and his solo would be him fighting with the drums. Like he acted like he's drop kicking the drum set, but it's, he's hitting the note and it literally looked like he was fighting with the drum set while playing his solo. And it was, it was, it was. He's in a Dazz band and he looks like he's the drummer from Guar. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Well, he was, he was always a, he was voted class clown and, but,
Speaker: The dude was amazing and I could I would every morning a freshman year I would you know I rode a bus into school and I'd be a good 25 30 minutes early and He would be there practicing with jazz band. They would get there an hour early and practice so the last 15 20 minutes I'd get off bus go right into the jazz band room and just stare and hang out and watch him and a couple other friends play one of my friends used to play the saxophone and
Speaker: used to blow my mind and the music teacher all the time was like, you know, you could join. I'm like, I couldn't play one note. Yeah. Oh, it's never too late to start. I'm like, you want to bet? I could, but I won't. Yeah. I could do a lot of cheerleader, dude. You really want to get my ass kicked here? Let's really play this game of living it up on how fast we can get my ass kicked.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm already a cheerleader. I don't need to be in jazz band. I already have enough issues as it is. But yeah, it always blows my mind that people can just pick up an instrument. I've never been, I have another friend.
Speaker: You could say, hey, you know that song by Queen and he'd be like, oh yeah, this song was written by this guy and it was published on this time. It was written on this date and he'll give you the background of that song. I've never been interested in anything that much. Yeah, exactly. I'm a car nut, but I can't tell you when, when Ford first developed the Mustang. Yeah. Well, the Mustang is one thing, but, but yeah, I mean, this guy was, he'd be like, Oh, you know,
Speaker: Led Zeppelin 1965, they did this album and this happened. The only story I know to be somewhat factual is the song Smoke on the Water.
Speaker: because the story is told in the fucking song. Yeah, pretty much. And you're like, well, there you go. But that's, I can't tell you, like you were saying, Beyonce didn't write for herself. I didn't know that. I assumed it, but I couldn't relate that to someone else. I'd be like, I guess, whatever. Because I like music, but I don't
Speaker: I'm mostly, I'm a base head. You know, you give me a car, I'll end up throwing a stereo system in it because I love base, but yeah, go ahead. Well, I was just reading Summer's comment and she said it got violated by community standards on Facebook. So now, now she's gonna, no, she did, not us.
Speaker: Oh, what do we do? Hashtag kill Facebook. Mark Zuckerberg. Fucking nerd. Yeah, you bastard. It's wedgie time. I've never been that passionate about music. I might throw something on the background when I'm cleaning up or something or when I'm building something, but I'm not. I don't understand the people that are so
Speaker: engulfed in something that doesn't affect them whatsoever. Yeah, exactly. Oh, so they live in high fidelity. Right. I'm a bit of, you know, I am a bit of a music. Yeah, to say the least. But, uh,
Speaker: don't I don't I'm not gonna know all that stuff so apparently whatever she said was something about grabbing the throat and Oh talk about punch me in the throat that's fucked up fuck you Zuckerberg that's fine it was all in good fun yeah bastard sucking nerd
Speaker: It's gonna be swirly time for for old Marky boy. Yeah Speaking of all too rich Go ahead The oh I was gonna I was gonna say something about the throat For the next region we were talking earlier about that story that you sent me when we were talking about You don't read anything but the fucking headlines
Speaker: You're like, Oh, this is hilarious. What's it about? Well, like I said, it was, it was basically a meme that I found on my feed. And, and, uh, do you have it? Cause I don't, I do actually have it. And the guy looks like that dude from, um, Star Trek. Uh, what was his name? Java the hut. Yeah. Then he capture Frodo and make him wear a bikini. Yeah.
Speaker: And all the nerds just fucking heads exploded Yeah, you know guys still drop the photo in the bikini right go ahead and read that out for the listeners because so the headline that you sent me and that you just Couldn't take the time to read the rest of the story. It was just a meme. It's a photo not even an
Speaker: It doesn't take much. In my defense, in my defense, it was a photo. The headline says, man breaks into Burger King and drinks gallons, gallons with an S. As in, wasn't it 20, 24 or something like that? Gallons of deep frying oil. Jesus. Well, and this only happens in one place, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker: And that would be a border man found an extreme way to cheat on his diet. He broke into a closed fast food restaurant. How is that cheating on your diet? I'll get to the diet. If you're drinking Baltimore gallons, that's not a diet. That's a lifestyle. I'll get to his diet. Go ahead. Sorry.
Speaker: He broke into a fast food restaurant and gave more than 45 gallons of beautiful from the deep fryer. So essentially he just like laid on his back and slithered over and just cracked that down. Like Slurpee style. Yeah. Slurpee style. Like Homer Simpson. Yeah. No, it's the Paulie Shore fucking Cino Man. Oh yeah.
Speaker: He's like, we the dudes. Yeah. No, uh, Miami, Miami police department received a call at the breaking at Burger King, uh, around 2 AM. Some officers were on site in a matter of minutes upon arriving to the restaurant, they found 510 pound Romeo Carter chugging down oil directly from the deep fryers.
Speaker: how the fuck did he get in he's 41 years old he's 510 pounds he drank over 25 gallons of oil i don't care how he got in i don't care what he it's not like he snuck in through the drive -through window my first question was how the fuck is this man still alive right i can hear his arteries hardening from here
Speaker: So they arrested him on site, accused of burglary, trespassed, death by unlawful taking, and criminal mischief. Mr. Carter was released on bail, and Bruce had met with the Miami Inquirer to explain his ordeal. Here's the diet. And this is his wife's a bitch, and it's her fault. It's all her fault. Yeah, sure. His wife put him on a tofu, tofu, tofu, tofu, and raw vegetable diet. Okay, I'm automatically on this guy's side.
Speaker: Yeah, and as Mr. Carter says, Romeo, I couldn't take it anymore. I waited until she was asleep and I went to the restaurant to get a couple burgers, but it was closed. I was starving and depressed and I totally lost it.
Speaker: The only thing I can think of is, like, T -fucking -Kool -A -Man -styled and just rusted right through the wall. He's like, somebody inside of the restaurant's cleaning. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Speaker: we did it well
Speaker: I mean, I like I like veggies. So I'm not upset there, but veggies don't bother me. Yeah, but the tofu. Yeah, that's gross. That's nasty. That's that's that's human cruelty right there. So that's like somebody like me go vegan. Yeah, exactly. But here's the thing. So believe it or not, the charges and everything. Well, other than the fact that he's not dead, that's a miracle in itself. Let the fucking man eat whatever he wants. You just down.
Speaker: I would literally if I owned that Burger King, I'd be like, dude, you eat here for free as long as you do that show once a year. Show us you drinking 25 gallons of oil because that would be something I'd watch. Exactly. But he's facing 35 years in jail. Jesus.
Speaker: for this whole incident but he but however he he has already offered to pay for the damage he caused and Burger King could have possibly could possibly agree to a settlement and and accept to drop the charges so you know if I was if I was the burger he's gonna pay for it yeah I would be like you know what on top of that I'll give you you know twelve burgers a month free yeah because
Speaker: As long as we can put your picture up, this man drank 25 gallons of oil. Employee of the month. Let me tell you. Employee of the month. Oh, yeah. It just blows my mind that he's still alive. Yeah. Well, 25 gallons of anything. Yeah. Well, and that's the thing. We were just talking about this at work. And it was like, I couldn't even imagine drinking
Speaker: a cup, an eight ounce cup of oil, of used oil at that. I assume it would taste like french fries, but still, it's not that great. Yeah, but still, I mean, so, I mean. Oil is stupid thick, and the more you're using it, you imagine the trash in that.
Speaker: Well, and that's the thing. I worked at Wendy's, and we would change out the fry oil once a week because it would be disgusting. Yeah, but that's the thing. I mean, not only are they putting fries in there, they're putting chickens in there, or chicken, they're putting chicken nuggets, they're putting whatever goddamn fried food that they have on their menu. Not to mention the employees throwing shit at it. Yeah, or if it's a disgusting restaurant, and this comes from my side of being the orchid man, once upon a time,
Speaker: And if it's a disgusting restaurant and they got bugs, you got cockroaches and God knows what else in that fucking fryer. Trust me. I've seen some deep fryers that have been fucked up by cockroaches. I mean, look down inside of it and there's hundreds of them in the fryer and it's just like, yeah, y 'all cook food in this every day. Really? Yeah, exactly. I don't know. That's, that's disgusting. But, but even, but my thing is 25 gallons of fucking water is a lot.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, I have no doubt that you could drink 25 gallons of water, but, you know, 25 gallons. I mean, if you remember the gallon jug, you know, people used to try to drink that in under an hour. Yeah. And they'd throw up. So how do the students not throw up? They do the milk challenge. Yeah. How do you not vomit from that?
Speaker: What snap can I view? But, um, but I mean, since we're, since we're hanging out in Miami for a second, I got another story for you. Okay. courtesy of Miami, Florida, Florida. Yeah. You definitely have to be a special person to live in Florida. I even read that story.
Speaker: I just pulled a I just pulled a Jeff and and as I was reading the other one, this headline popped up uh as part of this uh World News Daily Report here. Florida man emasculated during failed attempt to rape Pitbull. What? Now, I'm reading this for the first time. So, bear with me.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know the dogs. I don't know the dogs to try to rape. This is this is one of your people. This is one of your people. A 37 year old man suffering very serious growing injuries after being bitten by a pit bull was admitted to Ryder Promo Center this morning. Jesus. Jesus Raymond Sanchez. From a little Havana neighborhood in Miami was
Speaker: to engage in sexual intercourse with a four -year -old male pit bull when the dog defended itself by tearing off the man's genitalia with its teeth. Oh, wow. That's what you get for having sex with dogs. Says the incident took place around 8 30 this morning at the Allen Morris dog park in Miami.
Speaker: So, it's not like it was like his dog. It's just like, he's walking. That's a pretty dog. He got there. He just did. He just roll up into the dog park and it's like, not yours, not yours, not yours. Hey, how you doing, big fella? Get over here. Says the dog was just running around. I like that brown coat you got there. According to, there was witnesses. Yeah, there was witnesses. According to witnesses, four -year -old Spanky was playing with his owner in the park.
Speaker: That's him, Spiky! Oh my god, this has to be spiky. Come here, Spiky! There's no way that this is real. Spanky was playing with his owner in the park when Mr. Sanchez grabbed him and attempted to rape him. The male pit bull violently resisted.
Speaker: and severely injured the attacker's legs, arms, and groin. The dog was just running around playing with a ball. Yeah, he was. Play with something. When the man came out of nowhere and tried to grab it, says Dorothy Steinberg, a witness. Okay, so. Now, how do they know
Speaker: that he's actually trying to rape the dog. I mean, do you have a stick out or something? Here's a witness statement right here. I can answer that question for you. The man had his pants down and was struggling with the dog. Everyone in the park was just stunned. Nobody did anything, but the dog defended itself and bit back. In a matter of seconds, he grabbed the man's genitals with his teeth and literally tore them apart. Okay. What in the world?
Speaker: I guarantee you, there's got to be video of this somewhere. If there's multiple witnesses, someone else is like, oh, yeah, they were like, fuck, this is going to be hilarious. Yeah. The medical staff. Yeah. So despite what, why do we have to word it like this? Despite tremendous efforts, the medical staff wasn't able to save his genitals, which were almost entirely
Speaker: destroyed by the dog. Now, they have a picture of Spanky and he is absolutely adorable. All white. You know, and they got a little picture and he's smiling. Oh, I'm sure he is. He just had lunch. Of course, Spanky. You know, he's got **** He almost got. Yeah, he almost got prison raped on the in the in the park.
Speaker: Like a little delivery. How? I'd be curious to see what the attacker looked like. Because he must be some hideous fucking chud. Because, you know, I'm sure in Florida, there are hookers. Yes. At the very least. At the very least, you know, you got a couple five or six bucks, you know, you can get something taken care of. But a dog, a male dog, no less,
Speaker: Yeah. And, uh, glorious Newport Richie, where my buddy Kevin does his podcast where he has his studio at the dump tower, uh, has a large amount of, uh, hookers in that area. Yeah. I mean, there's plenty of opportunity. I mean, that you could, I mean, that you, if you were really that desperate, you could, but he's like, I gotta get a nut off now.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, I'm running out of the woods with his pants on. I was like, come here, puppy. Jesus. And a pit bull. The one breed of dog you should never fuck with. Yeah, exactly. That is crazy. What the hell? That sounded like you were getting yelled at. Yeah.
Speaker: That is that is the weirdest shit I've ever heard and I literally spend my week looking for weird shit Thank you And that's why she's my pretty girl She's informing me of her gas Fortunately, it doesn't stink
Speaker: I don't know what's wrong with people in this world, man. I really don't. I mean, don't get me wrong. I feel anybody that that would commit rape should be shot on site. Mm hmm. There's no excuse for it. Well, I don't know about worse. They should definitely be put down, but definitely not shot. It should be slow agonizing. Yeah. OK, I agree with you there. But
Speaker: a dog. I don't think I could ever even get remotely ready to take on a dog. To put it in the nicest terms for the listeners. Rick James said it said it best. Drugs are a powerful thing. That would be my only thing. I mean, somebody probably laced his crack with fucking
Speaker: Viagra or something drugs is a powerful thing Jeffrey That is the weirdest thing I've ever I mean And you're in a dog park it's not it was only one option I
Speaker: Well, let's think it was, it wasn't like a wall or something. They don't, they don't bite that hard. Yeah. It wasn't like he was just at his house and his dog was like, Oh, you know what time it is. Let me put some peanut butter out. And I'm assuming broad daylight. Yeah. It was eight 30 in the morning.
Speaker: Well, hookers aren't out that time of the day, I guess. I mean, I don't know much about hookers, but I'm sure they are. It's eight 30 in the morning. You woke up that fucking horned up at eight 30 in the morning that you, that you decided to go rape a goddamn dog. He made Christmas horse. Well, try to rape a dog.
Speaker: He's going to jail. I'm I'm sure but what he does, he's going to get his ass kicked. Yeah, he he he I don't know, man. It's it's people are fucked up. People are fucking stupid. It's on a lighter though. Yes.
Speaker: from raping dogs to I know I I couldn't pass that story. It literally popped up when I was reading the last one that I was like, oh, this is too good. Not to not to not to read it. Yeah. So, yeah, on a lighter note from raping dogs and getting your getting your pecker chewed off, we can go to blowing shit up. Nice. So you remember a few weeks back, we were talking about the gender reveal party out in New Hampshire.
Speaker: Oh, yes, people felt they had 80 pounds of Tannerite. Oh, shit. Just say the gentleman who was responsible for that, Mr. Anthony Spinelli of Kingston was charged. He was charged with disorderly conduct. That's the only thing. That's a weekend.
Speaker: Yeah, so they arrested him yesterday. Of course, he doesn't know if they have a lawyer, blah, blah, blah. Couldn't be found for him. But police in Kingston, a town not far from Massachusetts State Line, received reports of a lava explosion on the 20th of April. And it was in a quarry where they had this. Oh, well, OK. So the quarry does echo. But it's also protected.
Speaker: Yeah, they they tried to do it safe. They had yeah, they had permission to be there. They tried to do everything safe. But the fact that they had 80 pounds of tannerite and this shit was felt towns over. I mean, not just heard, but I mean, there was videos of 80 pounds is a lot 80 pounds of anything is a lot. Yeah. I mean, there was there was my kid was 80 pounds.
Speaker: Yeah, for people, imagine if your kid was Tanner, you blew him up. Yeah. So he's looking at disorderly conduct, which is more likely going to be a fine and a slap on the ass and tell him not to do that again. Yeah. But this is one of my other questions that I had for this whole thing. Yeah. Was if anybody was hurt.
Speaker: that would be, yeah, that's, that is true. Did you see the guy blow up the fridge with some Tanner, right? He shot the, and then the fridge door went flying at him. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. So they, and that wasn't 80 pounds. I was like a little 12 ounce jar. So 80 pounds was going to send shrapnel somewhere.
Speaker: But yeah, so they said that there was no injuries in that, but I just see that and just want to do like a real quick little follow up update on that. Cause I know that was a story that we, we had talked about a couple of weeks back. Um, so I, I'm surprised that that's the only thing I'm surprised that that's the only thing that they're, they're hitting them with. Yeah. That's that's, that's kind of impressive. I mean, talk about luck.
Speaker: Luck, nobody got hurt. Luck that he was able to get 80 pounds of this stuff. And luck that he only got charged with disorderly conduct. Shit. Yeah. Disorderly conduct. Exactly. That's impressive. Well, you know. I mean, if you walk into a store and be like, I need 80 pounds of Tannerite, they're going to look at you and go, wait, what for? Well, not really, because it's legal. Well, you can buy it over time, I guess. Yeah, but 80 pounds? Look.
Speaker: the guys who who who blew up the the **** building in Oklahoma years ago. Yeah. Oklahoma City Buying. Yeah. They use manure though. Yeah. They bought like god, no, an absurd amount of fertilizer and nobody was like, really? Yeah. Fertilizers. That's just like, oh, I got a farm and I'm fertilizing fields. Yeah. But you're not going to go into **** whole depot and buy a thousand bags of fertilizer.
Speaker: your fields as a farmer. I mean, you buy that in bulk and it's usually - Did he buy it at Home Depot? I don't know where he bought it at. He definitely did not buy it. I'm sure he bought it at a co -op or something. I don't think he went - Home Depot doesn't carry that much. He probably went to Costco. Talking like - Just a normal - What was Oklahoma City bobbing? Like 96?
Speaker: Fuck, I don't know. Was Costco even a thing? I have no idea to be honest with you. But yeah. But still, if you're going to buy 80 pounds of an explosive. Yeah, I mean, it's got to be reported, right? I mean, when you buy a gun, you got to go through a, you know, a waiting period.
Speaker: I don't know, I've never bought Tanner, right? So I don't know how it works. I mean, I would imagine, I would think that you would have to fill out some kind of form or something like that. But I mean, much like here in Ohio, you know, you can go buy $2 ,000 worth of fireworks at Phantom Fireworks. And, you know, it's illegal in Ohio, but you, yeah, but you sign a piece of paper that says that you won't sell off the fireworks within the state limits.
Speaker: God damn well, you're going to drive 20 minutes down the road. The fireworks are illegal here, but they sell them outside Walmart during holidays. Yeah, you're going to go buy all those fireworks and then turn around and light them off in your backyard. I'm going to Michigan. Sure you are, buddy. And your Volkswagen Beetle. Sure you are. Yeah, exactly. On your bicycle.
Speaker: So that's that's what you said you you said you actually did some prep work this this week so I did usually I did literally Literally after hearing the pitbull story minor that impressive I'm kind of like wah wah wah wah I mean I got a story about people stealing Legos and
Speaker: Yeah, I've never bought it. I'm stealing it. Well, as people are stealing Legos, here's why. The problem is... Ah, stupid thing. It keeps popping up. It's in France. Why are they stealing Legos? That's the curious question. Lego Larceny may be on the rise. French police have been investigating an international ring of toy thieves with a particular affinity for the colorful interlocking blocks.
Speaker: It's just weird. I've only read a little bit of this. And it's not just Europe. Lego robberies have been happening in the United States as well. In the last month, a man in Oregon was arrested after locally suspected he stole $7 ,500 worth of Lego toy sets. What? In his defense, Legos are crazy expensive.
Speaker: I mean, they're not that expensive. My buddy, my buddy Stan who, who does the Kevin Holly show with him every once in a while. He was like, wait, what a show with prep. Obviously it's not Wednesday.
Speaker: because Kevin Kevin wouldn't know what for show prep was if it jumped up and Bit his pecker on There might even be a whole black market for the bricks Lego specialist Gerber von Wogen Tells Scott Simon of the week of the edition
Speaker: Well, that's very difficult to prove that there's a black market. However, there's an enormous amount of collectors out there who are missing out on certain sets right now and are willing to pay a lot of money for these sets. That's pretty much why people are stealing. And you know who these people are that are that are missing out on sets and want to pay an arm and a leg for sets. You know what sets these are? Nerds. Fucking Star Wars.
Speaker: and Harry Potter and all that dumb shit. Oddly enough, on the subject of Legos, because my phone messed up, my wife and kids and I were sitting there watching TV and we were on YouTube and we found a video, and it's literally, nobody speaks in the entire video, it's just music, and they literally built the Harry Potter Hogwarts castle out of Lego as a set the guy put together. It was like 15 minutes to just
Speaker: satisfying waa... We were enthralled. And I kid you not, if my wife wouldn't have been there, my kids would have watched about four or five more videos of the exact same thing. Because it was just... It was amazing. Mother sequel. But I think that's true. It all comes out of people that are...
Speaker: But yeah, there's a there's a show on up here. It's like called Lego Masters or something like that. And it's a competition show. And that's basically the whole thing on the show is you you you build and design these giant Lego whatever masterpieces of whatever you want to call it. And there's rounds and every round they vote somebody out and
Speaker: the person who the person who gets voted out or whatever, they literally like blow up their their their Lego design. Well, it says Lego Cafe Corner. Lego Cafe Corner, a set released in 2007 for about $150 can nowadays run up to $3 ,000 if kept in original condition. Other sets routinely fetch thousands of dollars on the online market. Some are selling for
Speaker: Are asking for more than three thousand five hundred dollars for an unopened set of lego millennium falcons Star Wars nerds, especially during a lockdown period as we are in right now And lego sales are still extremely high. Not only the lego company itself On the platform is on the platform as well. We saw a hundred percent rise in sales over the past year That's pretty much the end of the article They don't except for the fact people buying them people were stealing these and then selling them online
Speaker: But that's insane. Can you imagine going to jail? What are you in for? Murder? What are you in for? I robbed a bank. What are you in for? I stole some Legos. We know who's getting their ass kicked tonight. I was laughing because you can't see the Facebook comment.
Speaker: Oh, I stole a cafe. Lego cafe set. I stole a cafe Lego set from 1987. So you can't see the Facebook comments. But Stan said, he's like, hey, Glick, is your co -host Wilson? He said, is your co -host Wilson using the phone instead of a fence?
Speaker: Oh, here's a good one. Now him and Kevin are busting each other's balls about Kevin's lack of being able to do show prep. The guy's been doing a podcast for like, I don't know, six or seven years. You think at this point that he could learn how to do some kind of show prep.
Speaker: Uh, going away from the European market over to Louisiana, bar patron bit chunk off Louisiana man's nose. My co -host is a little special. He rides the same short bus that Kevin rides. Oh, I don't ride the short bus. I walk behind it because I can't catch it.
Speaker: cuz I I'm terrible reader number four Louisiana man had a chunk of his nose bit off by a why what what what well on top of that not only did the guy bite his nose off what what I got his nose I did dude nose off well this list in Louisiana and had had a chunk of his nose bit off by a man he bought a drink for people
Speaker: He bought the guy a drink and then the guy bit his nose off. He and a friend bought a drink for a man, later identified as Andrew Norman, according to Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office. The drunk spilled on Newman, Nerman, the guy that actually did the biting, they spilled a drink on him. So he jumped up and bit the fucker's nose off.
Speaker: He grabbed my head, took a chunk out of my nose, there says, as though he says, near ran from the car, got into a vehicle. So the guy bought somebody else a drink. And then as they're handing him the drink, they're like, Oh, sorry, I dropped a little bit on you. And he grabbed the guy's head and bit his nose off and ran and got in the car and ran away. There bleeding profusely got the attention of a nearby deputy.
Speaker: And that's the end of the story. That's weird. I'm assuming they caught the guy. Here's a little part of the story. The drunk spilled on Nerman. But Nerman called the news outlet. He and his friend bought him another round. So they spilled a drink on him, a full drink.
Speaker: bite off the nose of every person who's ever, yeah, of any person who's ever spilled a drink on me. He would be known as the nose killer. But they bought him another drink after they spilled his drink. He said the 32 -year -old woman walked away, but came back a few months later. If there's music, if there's dancing, you know, if it's crowded, people bump into each other.
Speaker: Yeah, drinks. Yeah, right. You cannot go around biting noses off of people. He literally, apparently, what happened is they're like, they spilled his drink like, oh, buddy, I'm sorry. Let me buy you another drink. And he's like, they hand him in the drink. And he grabs his nose and goes, you fucker! I was like, what the fuck? And then walks out of the bar and comes back and yells at him again, then walks out, gets in his car, drives off. And the guy's bleeding from the nose, goes, officer, that motherfucker bit my nose.
Speaker: that's so weird i wish i was trying to be fucking cool about it yeah he was trying to be nice buddy i'm sorry i bit your i i spilled your beer
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