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Speaker: what's going on everybody it's saturday i could have swore it was a monday sorry i here run extraly but we're here we made it We had some technical lift difficulties, some some issues on my end with the old laptop lagging and running extra slow. And then we go to go live and well, StreamYard tells me that I'm not logged into StreamYard. And so I have to log out back in and I come back and I'm like, Oh yeah, Jeff's got it going. He's on the ball. Like, ah you know, no shit about Jeff. And we're about halfway through the theme song. And I look up and go,
Speaker: not live on Facebook. What the fuck is going on? Because I'm trying to share it out and everything. and I realized that the box up top was still blue. And I was like, ah, son of a bitch. Gotta restart. to Which gave me more time to to to to complete my sharing out process. So needless to say, he's Jeff. I'm Glick. It's Saturday night. It's nonsensical nonsense, baby. If you're not already, go ahead and shag out the network. We got a whole bed of shows between the Jews from
Speaker: whether it be Monday nights men came for men, a men's mental health podcast, Tuesday nights, clicks out some music, clicks hanging out with musicians, talking to them, getting to know them, learning about them. Where's our ticket? I already got it up. I put it at the top.
Speaker: ah I put it at the top. Oh, okay. Yeah. I'm sitting here scrolling as I'm talking anyways, Tuesday nights, clicks out some music. I'm hanging out with musicians, up and coming local artists. We're getting to know them. We're hearing some of their music. We're hanging out. We're having a good time. It's not your typical interview. It's more of a, of a hangout, you know, uh, you know, we get to know each other, um, a little bit. They get to know. You mean you actually do research? Oh, I absolutely do research. I'm actually a fan of every artist that I've had on the show. I'm actually a fan of their music.
Speaker: Um, which is also really cool because, you know, I stumble across these artists, uh, on Instagram or something purely by coincidence. I listened to a few of their songs. I become a fan and, um, and I continue to listen to them. Now, as soon as I find the time, ladies and gentlemen, uh, I am going to create a Spotify playlist that I'll share out. It'll go onto our bio link and all that stuff. And I will have ah every artist that I've interviewed, I'll throw in some of their music, some of their favorites and stuff of that like that.
Speaker: uh and that way you guys can go look it up and you can listen to them as well but uh no i'm an actual fan of the artist uh and i and i enjoy getting to know them and and some of them i build friendships with and it's and it's really cool like like jewels uh you know i love her to death i think she's great uh the southern outlaws those guys are awesome i can't wait to be with them uh next weekend fair down yes dave is your spirit animal yeah you didn't hear what you didn't hear about the I don't know if you heard about the shenanigans that may or may not ensue next Saturday night when I'm hanging out with them. I'll have to tell you. I'll have to tell you later. It involves a Sasquatch and a stripper pole. Nice. Everybody starts subscribing to his only fans now. So they're not Lulzband, a Sasquatch and a stripper pole. That's all you guys need to know.
Speaker: The Southern Rock Band, the Sasquatch, walk into a club. but And it's not gay, if. yeah Now, Wednesday nights is what the fuck news. If it's in the news and it makes us say what the fuck, by the time we get done describing it and having our little conversations, you're going to say what the fuck as well. Thursday nights, every other Thursday night is Jeff's house. Jeff's house of cars, wrestling talk. I might need a break. You need a breather.
Speaker: Thursday's is Cash's garage. Or Cash's, Cash's fucking corner. It's literally right there. ah agreee Like a teleprompter there, Kamala. Jesus. you just say Cash's corner? I, I, I'm losing my mind here. Cash, Cash, your dad's an idiot. what cashes over Tell Tell them what's on Thursday nights. Cash is corner wrestling talk. Thursday nights.
Speaker: There you go. That little guy. hit needs too un wrestling um um tongue yeah but Friday nights is whose argument is it anyways? And Saturday is this show right here. Nonsense. Well, nonsense. We do a little thing called the woven door challenge. Jeffrey dropped that link one time. DJ Jeff in the building. What is in the chat? Anybody who's frisky or feeling froggy and hit that way.
Speaker: And come on in and hang out with us. you can stay before me i have them on speed di You can stay for as long as you want or as short as you want. Everybody and anybody is welcomed with you. Like us or you hate us. All we ask is that you please turn your camera on and please put your pecker away because nobody wants. If there's a wiener on that monitor, I swear to God's do. god
Speaker: since this is this this this And then Sundays, we end the week up with Jeff's garage. If it fits in the garage and it's got a boater, Jeff and Benj are going to talk about it. um Coming back next week, next week. Benji's been busy. Dude is putting in some serious work. He's doing... I know. I was talking to him the other day. I was talking to him the other day.
Speaker: busy And I told him, I said, brother, you got to take a, you got to take a break, man. You got to hit the brakes. That's the beauty of doing the garage. At least for that one hour, take a bucket. Relax. You're going to, you're going to run yourself. Yeah.
Speaker: here he is speaking to the bench yeah He and I spoke and and I decided I don't want to do the show without him because he he's, he's the one person that I can kind of count on. He gets the concept of the show and we can have that conversation.
Speaker: Yeah. You guys are good. You guys, you guys have a, you guys have a good rhythm. You guys have a good flow together and you guys are both. car so And, and, and next Sunday show, I got a new topic that, uh, I gotta send it over to Ben, but it's something really, I would, I would like to say that, um, I would watch your show next Sunday, but I'm probably gonna be trying to figure out. some No, well, ah but is I might, I might be, no, football doesn't start for a couple more weeks. ah I might be waking up Sunday afternoon in the field. I don't know.
Speaker: it was true like Those are the, those are the shows on the network and ah without, you know, sorry, I kind of had a stroke and stumbled around and fumbled around, but you can find all those shows on the network, all at the nonsensical nonsense or the nonsensical network.
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Speaker: slash nonsensical network. All of our links are there, including ladies and gentlemen, we have merch and the merch store is complete. Everything has been reviewed and is up there. um We did turn the custom. Nikki and I did turn the customizations off. However, anybody that does want customization done, ah let us know. We can do it and we can figure out a way you can send us the money or whatever and we'll get it ordered. But we're not going to leave it out there for the masses. I don't want um somebody else. evil that we're not i don't yeah I don't want people that were not associated with, uh, I don't, I don't, you know, I think it's just common sense. so I'm just saying Chad, a KKK nonsense, nonsense shirt. It just works. No, that's exactly what I want to try to avoid on the side of our shirt, buddy. um Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what I want to try to do. Everything is up there. Everything is there.
Speaker: Well, Randall, we're just getting into the show. We're just getting started. We got to get through all the nuts and bolts. I mean, please hang hang tight and maybe it'll get better for you or the white grass and change your clothes at the end of the day. How's that sound? Turn your fucking caps lock off. Keyboard gangster. Why are you, so why are you hollering? Yelling at us. Um,
Speaker: So yeah, so we are a little bit late tonight. That's kind of me. I've been really busy today, uh, doing with things around the house. And then I had some technical difficulties right when we were getting ready to start and also doing some behind the scenes stuff or the podcasting and whatnot. I do want to go ahead and I'm going to bring this up a couple of times tonight, but next weekend, anybody that's in the Ohio area, make your way up to Newton falls. Come on out to the five fours distillery.
Speaker: We got Joshua Lee Nelson, Southern Outlaws. We're doing a benefit for the disabled pets. All the money raised, excuse me, all the money raised will be going to the DAB chapter 11. It's up there and all up there in their neck of the woods. So everything from the the tickets, there will be some raffles. ah There's going to be giveaway, you know, there's going to be all kinds of stuff, lots of surprises. I don't even know what's going to be given away yet.
Speaker: One of the things they're giving away is that that custom Southern Outlaws band bottle of bourbon. Yeah, I did know about that. They are doing that every day. I think they're all cited it as well. ah But Jason Lee Nelson will be opening the show. Southern Outlaws band will be headlining the show. And then this guy is going to be there all night. They're giving me a mic and letting me loose. So who knows what's going to happen.
Speaker: at the end of the day. They're just, they're just cutting me loose with a microphone. I'm predicting, you know, like riots. I will be the, I will be MC in the show. And again, shout out and I truly don't know how to thank the guys enough. And Sandy, it really is a ah privilege and an honor to to get to take part in the show and and to MC the show.
Speaker: um I'm very thankful, and very grateful and definitely looking forward to it to say. It's a big step, buddy. it's it's it's it's it's huge It's a huge step, man. And and I'm super excited. I'm going to get to hang out with with with friends, you know, as I said.
Speaker: ah Are you going to rattle? You're, you're an ass face. You should come up here and be a tough guy on camera.
Speaker: lengths right there What's going on? Like, uh, but, uh, I'm excited to meet the guys. I'm excited to hang out with them. Obviously we've done a couple of shows together. They've been great. Um, I think that we're going to have an absolute ball hanging out together. But like I said, I'm very grateful and thankful to be invited to take part of it with their take part it in it with them.
Speaker: With that being said the very following that the very following weekend the very next weekend Anybody in the Newark area and we'll be getting this stuff sent out and getting invites and and and everything like that ah Buckeye bat or Buckeye battle at Buckeye axe throwing over here and down here in downtown Newark they're having their one year celebration one year anniversary bash and There's gonna be beard competitions for beard lovers day or beard, beard, national beard, beard day. Yeah. Yeah. Something like that. Uh, also they are going to have beer. They're going to have specialty beers and stuff like that for beer lovers day. And then on top of it, this show will be live from Buckeye bat or throw an X or acts on it. Sorry. So I'll be there and I may or may not have
Speaker: a little surprise that not even Jeff knows about and Jeff's not going to know about unless I'm told otherwise up my sleeve for that night.
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Speaker: i said a surprise
Speaker: So yeah, so we got some I got some things going on with the network. Obviously, I won't be here next Saturday. I may try to pop in. So the guys will still be doing a show yeah because I'm not here. You guys are still you guys still have to have a show to do. I may pop in.
Speaker: ah Maybe have Nikki pop in while I'm up on stage doing what I do. There'll be plenty of pictures and made plenty of videos. um Yeah.
Speaker: Again, I'm already, I'm super nervous. I'm super freaking nervous, but I know once I get up on stage and I have the mic and I start talking. what's your signature mirrors stand you won't remember so Once I fumble through and have ah have a ah stroke, then I'll be like, game time.
Speaker: yeah here you reserve ah sin but i do Great. Up until the time you passed out on stage, was I drinking? No, not a drop. but No, it was pure nerves. Maybe next Maybe next time, champ. Yeah, you're the champ, all right. You're the champ that's leaving on the stage. They just play over top of you. They just constantly step over. Somebody gets this body.
Speaker: ah No. Yeah. yeah Sorry, you I'm sorry that we spend two hours talking about our social media and and and things that we got going on. We got a lot of stuff going on. We're, we're doing a lot of things around here. What do you think? They're talking about their social media, but they don't have anything to talk about. What are you, what are you doing, Randall? What are you doing with your time? Randall, stand in all's basement shit in your pants. and that's That's weird.
Speaker: um i can't Can't remember a Time that I've ever shit my pants You know, I've watched a lot of movies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean we all have yeah I know that I've watched some amazing movies in my life and some amazing podcasts that I listen to Like all of them on the network the nonsensical network. They're all pretty amazing ah you know There's been some fantastic sporting events that I've seen with memorable moments and never once has something been so captivating and so amazing that I sat on the couch and shit myself while I watched it. So shout out to you, Randall. We appreciate you. Thank you. yeah That's impressive. That speaks volumes of how amazing, awesome we are.
Speaker: Oh, who knows? The list. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody, someone was, uh, as he was bumbling and fumbling through and not realizing for a week that he had no intro music, it was only in his ears and being completely unprepared to do anything can't have the point be completely unprepared to do the same thing that he does every week.
Speaker: was randomly just talking shit. like What did, where did that even come from? That don't seem cool bro. What, what I miss? The whole, the whole shot at some broadcasters, well podcasters, but they're not really podcasters, but they call themselves podcasters. All they do is talk about their social medias for two hours. You know, here's the thing.
Speaker: yeah So speaking of social media, I found my new favorite thing. you know yeah i'm ah I'm a big movie movie guy. I love movies. you know I found this guy on YouTube and I found it purely by happenstance. And all he does is he watches a movie and he reacts, but he reacts in the best way possible.
Speaker: Um, is it like super over exaggerated and stuff? No, no, no, no. He's, he's very, uh, for the, the new, uh, line on, uh, E is the name of his channel. EOM reacts. He's har cool. Equal opportunity movies. Is that what it stands for? I have no idea, but I hope so. Cause if not, bro, you really missed and it,
Speaker: If it wasn't and it is now, you need to hit me up because you're okay. But this guy, this guy, he, you know, the the problem with YouTube was like, if you're, if you're going to react to a movie, you either have to describe the scene or show the scene. Well, if you show the scene, you run. Yeah. Well, I don't know how he's beaten the algorithm, but he doesn't show the whole movie, but he shows 90 % of it and reacts.
Speaker: But like - Well, well i think I think, how big is he? That's a good question. Because I think if you label something like a certain way that you can get around the copyrights. So he's got about 70 ,000 subs. Yeah. So, you know, since he does reactions, that might be the loophole that he's found to - Yeah, because he's done screen the entire time.
Speaker: Yeah, to yeah, exactly. He's on screen, so he's not just. It's not like he's just putting it up and then letting it play. And then in the background you hear him talking without. So yeah, he's probably and I'm sure he's he's that big. I'm sure he's done his his homework to make sure that he due diligence, yeah.
Speaker: But like I was watching him react to Fight Club, you know, and and Kevin, I just showed Kevin Fight Club the other day because I was flicking through stars and and they had Fight Club on there. I was like, holy shit, I haven't watched Fight Club in a long time. I'm going to watch it. And Kevin's like, I don't want to see this. I'm like, don't trust me. And he's watching it. He's like, why is he such a dick to her? You know, he said, why is such a dick to Marla Singer? And and he's like,
Speaker: And then when the spoiler is revealed, Kevin's like, wait, what? And so we watched this guy, EOM, react. And we watched him react to Fight Club. And Kevin had just seen Fight Club, so he's watching it going. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on just a second. Hold on just a second.
Speaker: first and foremost, you're the goddamn king of spoiler alerts, but you're not going to tell me that Brad Pitt was just a figment of Ed Norton's imagination because he was his base with a person personality. Yeah. His brain was a little caca, but Deadpool comes out the very next day after you watch it, you're like, Oh, by the way,
Speaker: i did not point like i said and i like just on pool i held my tele like other movies, you're just like, but But you're not going to spoil a movie that's close to 30 years old. but no but yeah I don't understand how your brain works. <unk> We're watching. If you haven't seen Fight Club yet, well, then sorry. But yeah Edward Norton has split personalities. And Brad Pitt brad pitt is a big individual. he's he As Brad Pitt says, you're imaginary friends. But Kevin, we're watching this guy react. And Kevin's like, you know, Dad, this movie is really fucked up if you look at at the of the eyes of Marla. Also, Jeff, I would like to also point out, Jeffrey, that you broke rule number one of Fight Club. is that is We don't talk about Fight Club. yeah Oh my gosh. what This guy's reaction and Kevin's reaction when Meat Loaf's character dies. His brains don't work. They're all wonky. They're all cocky. His reaction when when Meat Loaf's character dies? Priceless. What do you mean he's dead?
Speaker: We know Jeff's brain don't work. We know his brain's full. I gave up a long time ago. What do you want? Okay. But yeah, but but we fell into this rabbit hole with this guy, where I think I watched because he shows 90 % of the movie, we basically watched like 14 movies in his span of like four hours.
Speaker: because his but know like he he cuts the movie down to where it's like an hour, but you see the gist of the movie. And his some of his reactions, he's watching like Titanic and he's he just starts crying like a little girl. all he He's hilarious, man. He's watching Jaws and he's like, nope, not going in the water, just not going in the water. The dude cracks me up.
Speaker: But yeah, that's basically what we've been doing all like well past three days, three or four days. You've been watching this guy. Cause it's, it's hilarious. Go upstairs. I don't know. You know, my YouTube algorithm. It's.
Speaker: Whatever the kids are watching at that moment in time. And then like, that that's why I have two cryptids. I have, I have the one for the family. well i have ah yeah Yeah. I just, it's so much easier just to log everything into the the network YouTube. So, you know, I don't fucking care. I have my favorites that I watch. Yeah. No, it's just, you know, it's because time I can just, um,
Speaker: I can just click on it. And the first thing that pops up is, yeah, so I'm not.
Speaker: but but but da da da da da but There was something. Oh, no, I, I, I, when I, when I created the Jeff's garage podcast, i I created a YouTube channel for it. So the kids don't use that. So anything like it's all, most of the stuff on there is movie and car related stuff. so Like finding, mean because my kids subscribe to every fucking channel they find. And if I find something so like that, subscribe to it. I can never see the notification on my YouTube.
Speaker: for the videos I like. I don't think cash or anything, they just, they subscribe to anything. They just watch. They know who they like to watch. And it, you know, like I'm not subscribed to bar rescue, but I watch bar rescue a lot on YouTube, not the actual show, but like the compilation videos and whatnot. So it's always right there at the top of, of, of, of YouTube. I'm just trying to check how many instructions my kids have.
Speaker: There there are so many it's ridiculous It doesn't say But that like you would think yeah, you would think that if Jeff has another YouTube channel that he would use that I don't know follow the network I do actually I do. Yeah, you never go into any flaky streams Actually, I do I'm the other day. I didn't see you there. I didn't comment I know ah bullshit
Speaker: Bullshit whatever You want I know what I did I know what I didn't do so fuck We know who you do watch though. You enjoy watching an AI podcast Actually, I watched that on the kids network yesterday cause i comment and I got called out as you that's because i switch no only i don know that and work I was so bored with watching I was like, fuck I can't I ah just don't know why you don't understand that You're going to get called out as me because I'm the greatest. So that's a compliment. I'm the greatest everything of all time. Well, one thing I never want to be the one to be is, is, is accused of being actually you. I say accused. I'm mistaken, accused. Poor show, Jeff. Poor show, Jeff. What are you going to do? Poor show, Jeff. Poor show, Jeff. Actually, as I said, was a couple of days ago.
Speaker: A couple of days ago. I will say thank you, lady. You had the couple You had the couple. Absolutely. I've actually been enjoying it. Like I said, I can't comment as much as I would like to or add my two cents as much as I'd like to because typically I'm driving home and today I was super busy and I had it i didn't even have my phone on me and I was like, oh shit. I seen the notification and it was almost over. I was like, damn it. Right. but ah Liggy gave us a ah very nice shout out today at French while she was live. It was really cool. Appreciate that. Thank you, Liggy.
Speaker: um
Speaker: But no, it's because it comes on when I'm on my way home from work. And I can generally watch the whole thing on my way home.
Speaker: So and and as we know from last week, I deal with a lot of idiots on the on the road. So it's beneficial for me not to be on my phone. Right. I didn't see so because if I'm on my phone and somebody hits me, then it can be twisted around to me. so um So I mean, that's that's my goal right now. Every morning, every afternoon is for somebody to hit me because they're driving like an asshole.
Speaker: so that I can get a, so they total my car out. I'm going to flop around like a fish, get a big old paycheck, get a brand new truck out of it because I have gap insurance and my car will get paid off. And, uh, you know, and then yes that's my, that's my goal, man. I just want some jerk off. That's not driving. Now that doesn't affect my driver. I still drive. You know, what I want to be hit by, I want to be hit one of those, uh, self driving vehicle. I want to, yeah I want to be hit by preferably like a company vehicle too. Oh yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Somebody with their fucking logo all over it, like a giant billboard. You know, I know, I know, I know somebody with a douche mobile. I'm talking to you, Richardson glass in Newark, Ohio. Your drivers are fucking assholes. And you should really think about putting tractors, trackers and cameras in your, in your company vehicles, because I guarantee you, if you did get fired 95 % of your fucking employees, cause they all drive like fucking douche. I want to get hit by the automobile.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: All I get is a Volvo. but but Nothing against your company, Richardson's Glass, because you guys are a great company. You just have terrible drinks. Your employees can't know I'm going on a drive. Yeah. Don't everybody shit on. Don't. It's watching us. So don't. Richardson's Glass gets like 400 messages. Did you hear what nonsense, the nonsense said about you?
Speaker: No. But we now sponsor them. but Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to not sensible nonsense. We are hanging out in the Richardson's class studio tonight. We're teaching their drivers how to drive. I have a new game. I now teach driving courses at Richardson glass twice a week.
Speaker: No, I will give Volvo's this. They they are safe vehicles. But... Have you ever seen a vehicle that gets gets hit by any vehicle? No, Volvo's like have like the amazing crash ratings. I think you were telling me about one time when Christopher used to used to have a Volkswagen Rabbit.
Speaker: And I guess he like plowed into the ass end of a expedition or an explorer or something like that. Fucking totaled his rabbit completely. She said there was like, she said there was like three scratches across the bumper. That was the only damage on the Ford. I'm like.
Speaker: surprising for a Ford, but rapid zero for one. No, you want to see something funny. ah So I was going to say, yeah, they're built like a fucking tank. They look like a fucking see that whistling diesel guy, right on YouTube.
Speaker: you You haven't seen this guy? Is a car really? Oh, 100%. He he he buys he'll buy like, you know, he he actually tried to get sued by Ferrari.
Speaker: by buying a Ferrari and then testing it. Like, and he's drifting it on his dirt driveway and - Why would he get sued by Ferrari if he bought it? Ferrari will sue you if you look at your car wrong. Ferrari's weird like that. um But anyways, he he tested the Cybertruck.
Speaker: Against it. I'm gonna take my earbud out while you're talking. Give me a thumbs up when you're done talking about No, he tested out the Cybertruck and he but ah The Cybertruck's got this like 11 ,000 pound tow rating with you There was a couple that was they were towing a small trailer behind their Cybertruck and their truck and trailer hit a pothole and Sheared the bumper off Like cyber trucks are seriously dangerous. It's doing well. We start Monday. You want to talk about something that's built like a fucking tank and ugly as fuck.
Speaker: You? The cyber trucks. No, they're not built like tanks, dude. no they they look They can take some damage. But if you, if you put like every, a lot of people are reporting that if you put,
Speaker: something in the bed, something substantial. The tailgate doesn't fit once you put it back together. They have a bed on that thing. I thought it was all like enclosed. No, no, no. It's it's it's a built -in tonneau cover. Oh, I didn't know that. it does know i've only see I've only seen them driving down the road. I've never wasted my time and energy. Yeah, that backpack.
Speaker: That back half is a tonneau cover. Whoa. Hello. Camera angle. What's going on? hey who but Almost seen me with no pants on, ladies and gentlemen. One guy one guy put like 10 sheets of drywall in his cyber truck. yeah
Speaker: You are neither of those. Calm down. Like this guy put like 10 sheets of drywall in his cyber truck. And then the tailgate went out of alignment.
Speaker: Nikki's boss has a, they, they have two Tesla's. They've got the car and they got a truck. They're theyre apparently, uh, Nikki came home from work a couple of weeks back. I can't remember what day of the week it was, but I was doing the show. It was like, what about a week? I think it was, I think it was last week or the week before. I don't know. They did an event on like Tuesday night or something like that.
Speaker: And I'm right in the middle of doing the show and she comes in and she's like, Hey, she's like sitting on the bed over. Hey, guess what? What? And I'm ki like i the cover like, the, the, the forage are made of aluminum, aluminum bed. Uh, but it's still talking and she's like, that's right in my first Tesla. I was like, sweet. So then of course, after the show, we were talking cause I've never ridden in a Tesla.
Speaker: She was driving the Tesla car and she was like, that fucking thing is fast as hell. She was her boss. Um, the wife, they went out and got on the freeway and I guess she was like, sir but Oh yeah. Well, the thing is, is like with your gas powered vehicle, when you hit the gas, you have a delay because you know, the fuel needs to be mixed and you know, which all that so speaking, speaking of Nikki, speaking of Nikki and her bosses,
Speaker: We will either have Nikki on or her bosses next week. ah Probably Monday. Okay. To talk about the event coming up. um sorry Come on the show and and talk about the one year anniversary batch. So sorry, that just popped into my head. that see of The cyber truck is aluminum. That's why it sheared off.
Speaker: i fear all my Like new um like They're dangerous. Don't haul anything. I think the Cybertruck looks cool, but they're not built very. I mean, cars always go, it can get knocked out of a hole. You can, you can hit a pothole and tires can be out of alignment. Oh yeah. But that's, that's the pothole. Like the frame, like Whistling Diesel tested this F -150 where he lifted it up with a, with a, a backhoe and dropped it.
Speaker: I don't know much about cars, but I know if, I know if you're, if your frames twisted, I ain't never heard of a frame alignment. I've always, we've always just referred to a twisted frame. but and an ain't shit total Yeah. No, but like it sheared it off. Like it completely destroyed and all it was doing was pulling me up on 50 back. Like it's, it's.
Speaker: If you're going to have a Tesla cyber truck as a statement vehicle, don't do truck stuff with it because it's, it's just going to work. I never, I just never thought that anybody would buy one to do truck stuff with it. Well, people are because it's a truck. I don't, I never would even consider it a truck. I mean, it just looks like something out of a, it looks like something out of a futuristic action movie that the bad guys would drive. Oh,
Speaker: yeah i mean and But I don't think I know it. I mean, some of the Tesla cars are pretty badass looking. I'll give them that. But I don't like the Cybertruck is in any way, shape or form cool looking. Well, it's because you're used to the the thing is the reason why people hate cyber trucks so much is they're used to standard truck shape.
Speaker: And the cyber drug is not standard. not That's not, that's, that has nothing to do with it. that I just don't think ah that it looks good. That's just a looking at it. I mean, so, so what you're going to tell me that if I look at one woman and go, she's not attractive. And then I look at another, you're going to go, well, that's because you're used to um ah looking at this type of women. Well, I find Rand Reynolds to be incredibly sexy, but I don't think because you didn't realize it.
Speaker: No, I had no idea because it looks like it's all enclosed. It is it has a retractable tonneau cover on. It's like buying a Range Rover. It's going off -roading. Okay. You can off a Range Rover Sport. I agree. It does look like a trashcan jump.
Speaker: Hey, John, thank you for the shout out last night on your show, man. I didn't know what game you were playing or anything. I was in there for a few minutes. I was, uh, I'll be honest with you. We were watching TV and I had sick shit. So I was like, I'm gonna go take a shit. And I seen John was live on Twitch playing games. I don't know what gave you was playing, but I was 100 % locked in on it. I'm like, this is cool. He gave us a nice little shout out. So shout out to John. You guys make sure you go follow our buddy John right there on the screen. God bless it.
Speaker: What game were you playing, John? That's his YouTube channel, but he's got a Twitch channel as well. I think it's the same name. Let me scroll up here and find your Twitch confidence. There it is. There he is on Twitch, guys. Yeah, it's the same name. Go give John a follow. I'll leave that up there for just a second.
Speaker: But, uh, this is the game he was playing, you see. Birmingham Tide 2. Never heard of it. But I was I was locked in. You you watched it. like but I would go. I was watching it. It was cool. He was like running around and there was flashy things and weapons and he was killing shit. And I'm like. You're in shit or watching. You know what? This is shit or two tonight. but I fell into an algorithm on on TikTok and it's all these like aliens telling stories about humans.
Speaker: And it's like the aliens are tougher than you think. They're like, they're a little squishy people. And they're like, me yeah like it was so real weird. i have no like eight like a like a it's It's like, it's it's telling a story. Like if you were, if I handed you a letter of like, Hey, read this. It's like you tell them the story and it's two aliens having a conversation. How don't fuck with the humans. They're, they're, they're seriously fucked up.
Speaker: Oh, but it was like it was like animated aliens. No, no, no. It's got some weird like subway surfer background, but you're listening to the story. And it's it's all about how like aliens are the humans have only been part of the the Galactic Alliance for three cycles, but we've all learned that they have one weapon that they called a mushroom. We shouldn't mess with said mushroom. think That was a weird story. and And they're obviously all made up, but it's like, I fell in this weird algorithm where and I can't. Like if I find one, I'm like, I gotta find out what fucking happened.
Speaker: It's so weird. I fell into that algorithm and then I got uh what was the other one I fell into um of course there's always I love the Karen the that ring doorbell uh we were talking about with the HOA guy they've changed it up they they know they're no longer he's no longer the HOA guy he's like they're friends now it's it's this it's so fucking weird
Speaker: I can't even watch it because it just pisses me off when he plays the HOA guy. yeah yeah yeah
Speaker: Sometimes you got to change it up a little bit. Sometimes that change is not always for the good. Those HOA stories that that guy tells and you know, the the fucked up thing about it is, you know, it's obviously satire, but you know that all that shit's happened somewhere. They're not just making it up, you know?
Speaker: I had, I have buggies in my nose. I had to go get rid of them. I trimmed up my mustache and my nose hair. So I was sneezing and now my nose is like, and man some of us take care of our, our facial hair. Some of us don't look like homeless people. I to keep my shit cleaned up. I gotta go get a haircut before next week. Yeah, you do.
Speaker: You should go. You should, you should do the Zach Galifianakis. Just shave the top of your head and leave the beard.
Speaker: Peter Piper fucked it. Pepper. What's going on with you, brother? How are you doing? Slap nuts. It's not running. so sad by Yeah. The dude from hangover, the fat guy.
Speaker: I, you're going to have to explain. In the second, in the second hangover movie, they wake up, they don't know where the fuck happened. That Galvin access character, the dumb one, his head shaved bald, but he's still got the big beard. Oh yeah. No, um yeah. Remember how that worked out for me last time. Yeah.
Speaker: but
Speaker: Michelle was standing by the microwave and I was like, what are you doing? She's like, who went for the microwave? It's not even running. the ohs ah string Speaking of one's brain being fried. I was wondering where you were tonight there, buddy. I was wondering where you were. I had to send Cam a message today too. He sent that about troll message through the messenger. And of course I get the notification and he's like, no one likes you. And I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker: And I looked at it and I was like, and as soon as I opened it, it says it was from cam. I'm like, well, he's obviously trolling. And then you're like, what? He's like, it was my bad attempt at trolling. So I messaged him. You're a terrible troll. That wasn't me that responded. It can be any one of us in response. It wasn't me. It was Connor. I don't know. I don't know. Blaze has, I don't know if Blaze has Facebook or not. I don't think we're, we're not friends on, we're not friends on Facebook, but, uh,
Speaker: I know we're friends on Instagram. So he was responding back to the the story because I put in our Instagram story, which automatically goes to Facebook. Right. And I did that picture with the open door challenge saying it's Saturday night. We dropped the link. You join us if you're brave enough, blainty blah, blah, blah, blah. And he was responding to that. So I thought it was you that responded back, but it could have been Connor, but that's what we said. to You know, we're like, I saw it and I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker: uh uh I said the great thing about it is is uh you don't know who did it we all have access to this so you have no idea who you're talking to but yeah hustle bustle friends but I've decided to head home I have an early yeah yeah excuses I like assholes everybody's got one then they all smell like shit
Speaker: Tomorrow's the last day for fringes. You made it. That's what I say. Fuck you to the people that come on after leggy. You guys are some real scumbags, not that you'll hear this, but you're just a real fucking scumbag. Somebody should slap you in your fucking teeth. They're just assholes, man. They've just been real disrespectful and real shit bags to leggy like all month long.
Speaker: What was I saw? I saw something. Just shitty people, man. One more show. You made it. Yeah, one more. Now what are you going to do with all the fringe hit or miss swag? Three times. You're going to have it later. You're going to give it away.
Speaker: She's got one of them set for like the next month. The hit or miss finals were really cool that they were using live. I don't know if you ever, you know, I know you never tuned in to watch or anything, so you didn't get to see them.
Speaker: But she had vital records that had hit or miss on them, and they held them up as to what it was, what they thought. That was really cool. That's cool. No, I caught the one episode where she had the guy and girl on it. It was an older couple. And I even commented. That was early. No, it was like a week ago. I mean, it's not as cool as nonsensical or nonsense, but you know.
Speaker: it Not all of us are going to Once I was on the jukebox jury, I asked her if I could do that. She said, no, click. Damn. Damn.
Speaker: but Shot down! You missed 100 % of the shots you don't take, Jeffrey. So, you got to do what you got to do sometimes. Exactly. I say that all the time. 100 % of the shots you don't take. I think if the opportunity is there for you, you should 100 % do it again. I know there was all the issues and the, you know, the technical difficulties and everything like that. Well, now, next year will be easy because you already know what to expect, too.
Speaker: But all in all, it was cool. It was cool to be able to tune in and watch. I'm glad you were doing it live. It's my story. I'll tell it how I want to tell it.
Speaker: Speaking of stories, I've been watching this guy on TikTok and and I found his YouTube channel. He walks around like Vegas and stuff and pretends to fart. But like, it was the same guy that does it in like Central Park. and Yeah. and And he's like, Oh,
Speaker: Nope. Shouldn't have done that. And then it starts running off and people lose it. Oh my gosh. The kids and I are watching the other night. Imagine that post. Jeff enjoys a guy farting in public. It's funny. It's funny. You're part of the problem. You're part of the problem, Jeff. Sure. This is why we can't get famous. Because you support that. That's why I want to do it. I want to do it. Yeah. I still want to get out of your park machine and go just walk around the mall. You got a Hawk 2 2024 hat too, don't you?
Speaker: Is that a thing? Yes. There's hats and shirts in there. You notice, I don't, I think her 15 minutes are done. No, she's showing up every once in a while. Yeah. She's, it's more and more. The guy that does the, he's like, uh, he, he walks up to cars and like somebody, some guy's driving a Rolls Royce. He's like, who are you? Well, what do you do for a living? Oh yeah. He ran up to her the other day.
Speaker: And she's that was suburban. Yeah, exactly. Because she's in a fucking like, 20, 24 suburban, you know, this is nothing special.
Speaker: No, but and cash. i'm go about getting some Oh, man. Well, I need to take a shower. Yeah. Shower stinky. Then like four days. You don't change your clothes.
Speaker: You don't change your clothes. You don't put clean clothes on. You need to do laundry tomorrow. No, but I will now.
Speaker: and and me i Peter Piper, have a good one, brother. Good seeing you. Have you guys opened the link up? Yeah.
Speaker: and we it's already up yeah
Speaker: put it up again because I can't. Oh,
Speaker: oh I got my grass again. All right now. No, no, I'm saying I noticed it today. I went to the store this morning and I came back and I was like, fuck, I just cut the fucking grass and I got to cut it again already. It's good. Now whose problem is that?
Speaker: because you had somebody that cut your grass. Yeah, but he did a shit job.
Speaker: I like cutting the grass, dude. I missed it. I mean, no, don't get me wrong. I love doing the artwork. I love cutting the grass. I can't wait. wait till I have a yard or a field or something that I can cut again. I enjoyed getting out in the yard and cutting the grass and stuff like that. But at the end of the day, I mean, you can't bitch that you just cut your grass history and you need to cut it again already, which is I'm not yesterday. It was, it was, it like a week or two. two Just don't cut your grass, man. Just buy into the full hillbilly white trash. You've already got two broke down cars in your driveway. Should it be hilarious? Just yeah. Just, just go for some car parts in the yard. she Send that shit. Yeah. Just full send that white trash shit. That's how it was. I swear. Cause I, I've been putting off buying the equipment I needed to
Speaker: actually cut the grass and it was getting, it was a good. ah lawnmower No, I bought it. No, because my, gra it's it's not feasible by lawnmower. I bought a weed eater and I can do the entire yard in 15 minutes with a weed eater. Okay. If you're like, I haven't put it off by the equipment, like, did you go and buy a landscaping company to cut your yard? yeah i One thing I still have to buy, I i need to buy an edger. So I can do edging around the sidewalks and stuff.
Speaker: If you brought the right weed whacker does weed whacking and edging. Yeah. But it was like eight times the price. No, it's not. Here it was. The thing is like, you don't find there. Did you buy, did you buy, did you buy a gas powered electric? No, I bought electric. I bought electric for the simple fact.
Speaker: It's just simple because it really right. Ryobi's got some sexy one. I do. Well, I bought mine used. I bought, I went, oh, there's a tool store. They sell used tools. It's called a pawn shop in America. No, well no, no, no. Because there's a difference between a pawn shop and this place. This place just sells used tools where the pawn shop sells tools and radios and all those other things. This place only will, will buy and sell tools.
Speaker: Oh yeah. Podshops here. with They sell everything, yeah literally everything. Oh yeah. You'll, you'll, you'll, you'll love it. Like i' I'm telling you what, man. I am. I was always a DeWalt guy. Like I've been a DeWalt way you know pretty much my whole life. I'm telling you what. um' i right A little bit of everything.
Speaker: They have the price of Black & Decker, but they're slightly better in Black & Decker. They're not quite super high quality, but for the amount of work they're going to be doing. They're right up there with DeWalt, man. I've got a bunch of Ryobi shit. I have a DeWalt cordless drill that I had to buy when I first started with the company that I'm with.
Speaker: But ever since then, everything else that I like, I've got a leaf blower. That's a mate that ah I'll put this 40 volt Ryobi cordless leaf blower up against any gas powered leaf blower that you can find. And it's handheld. It's not a backpack. It's got a fucking turbo button on it. It's nice. um hey i got The nice thing about Ryobi is they have everything.
Speaker: where like like like if you can think of the tool, there's they have a cordless version or a corded version where the wall and the walking and stuff like that. Yeah, you can find drills all day long. And and yeah, they do have a weed eater that's cordless, but they're few and far between. Like Ryobi, I follow the Ryobi TikTok channel.
Speaker: And you can order right from the TikTok channel. I'm like, hmm. Yeah. That's the nice thing. Yeah. As long as they're all the same, all the same batteries, you know, you can buy one charger for them. I've got a, I've got a Ryobi Dremel tool that is Awesome. Right. I'll do that thing is sick. It just chart. It just plugs into a, and the battery can you can take the battery out if you want, obviously, but if not, it just plugs into like a cell phone charger, the type C. like mother's air Yeah. Judges charging that thing. And that Dremel tool is sweet. Uh, I had an ex that had, um, well, Jeff, you remember she, she had,
Speaker: yeah the Ryobi push mower and weed whacker and stuff like that. And and I'll tell you what, I'd never used an electric or battery powered lawn mower before in my life until I would cut her lawn. And that thing is nice. i you know if i When I have a lawn to cut, if it's small enough that I can push mow it or whatever. Well, they got the riding version. Ryobi's got riding version. I'm going to get me one of those too. It's nice. It's quiet.
Speaker: you know it does Yeah, man, i have I have, over the last couple of years, I have become a Ryobi guy. and they quite i have green i like I like the green. I like the color. I like the color. You know, it's it's one of those things, like, i have you ever seen the the you know the the Mercedes Sprinter vans and stuff like that?
Speaker: there's a guy, he's got the ultimate, the ah he calls it the ultimate setup. You open the back doors of his Mercedes s printer, and it's the one that you can stand up in. You know, it's got the shell top and all that stuff. And it is wall to wall, double. I want the same thing, but wall to wall to Ryobi. I'm telling you, like, you get that Ryobi mower, it'll shock you. you know it'll It'll shock you. That thing is...
Speaker: that, you know, and I'm only saying this because I used it. We're not paid by Ryobi. We should be after this. You ain't lying. You ain't just listening. They could literally pay me in product.
Speaker: he a Yes. ah You know what? I don't agree with you very often, Jeff, but I'm 100 % on board today. Have you seen they've got a Bluetooth speaker set up that you can have 10 speakers to it and you buy them separately and they'll Bluetooth together and make a surround sound system out of their Ryobi. I'm trying to justify the Ryobi radio. I am too. At work.
Speaker: I'm trying to justify every tool they have but um but they're not like you like I said like wal you just bought two Ryobi drills for one to all I'm assuming I'm assuming you use a push mower I guarantee you the Ryobi push mower is 100 % just as good as a gas mower, if not better, just as much power. You know, depending on how big your yard is though, I mean, it'll, it'll, and it's self -propelled and everything like that. Make sure you get two batteries though, because depending upon how big your yard is, it'll take, it'll take a battery in an hour. It's 110 feet long. Oh yeah. Oh, you could do that. Yeah. Piece of cake with the Ryobi mower. Yeah. Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip.
Speaker: No, but I bought, I just bought a used cordless or accorded, uh, weed eaters. this this this this is
Speaker: Yeah. Push bar, you zip that some bitch out real quick and it's quiet too. So you don't have to worry about, I mean, I don't know if your neighbor's bitch or anything like that. That's the other thing. If you get bored, you can cut your grass at two o 'clock in the morning. Nobody hears no.
Speaker: I was out cutting in grass at, uh, six 37 in the morning and, you know, and, and, quote unquote in Ohio, the wall is you can't start until eight, I think, um, with power tools and equipment and stuff like that. I was out at seven, cutting at six 37 o 'clock one morning, cutting the grass. Uh, and that thing was just, just as quiet as could be, man. and One of the neighbors was like, damn, you already cut the grass. I said, huh?
Speaker: you didn't hear she that earlier i mean You know, the nice thing, well, have you seen those, uh, they're, they're riding lower. They use a different type of battery, but they, they use what looks like two miniature car batteries. I mean, they're not miniature. They're there. I'd say they're a foot by six inch wide by, by four or five inches deep, but it's a riding lawnmower. That's right.
Speaker: I haven't seen that. All right. I saw a video. I was like, I want one of those. Yeah. Why don't you come up and say something? Why don't you come up and say something on camera? Bitch, boy, you've got a lot to say in the fucking chat today. There's a there's a tool. What's going on, Ginger? How you doing, brother? There's a tool store here and it's little the store is actually called Tools. So it's very simply fine. But they have sections and like they have the wall.
Speaker: They have the wall of, of, um, Ryobi, then they have the wall of Milwaukee, you know, and you, the they usually have one, maybe one and a half sections for each one. The Ryobi section is four sections deep. Yeah. but That's about all he's got to offer. Hey, that's all should go a safari out there. Hell yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, it's a it's a it's a little bit of a quiet Saturday night. That's alright. We're only in the first we're only into the first hour. We got five more hours. I'm taking it slow. I did see that. Uh I almost bought one that by the the charger with the six battery ports because I do have a couple of different sized batteries but the majority of what I
Speaker: I'm telling, I'm in love with that leaf blower, man. And then I've got, I've got this other thing. It looks like a leaf blower, but it's actually a vacuum. Oh, and it's got the bag underneath of it. So like a leaf, like for leaves or like, I think it's technically for leaves, but I use it down in the garage because I got to go down to the garage and and you know, people drop shit out of their cars and trash and I'll go down there and just,
Speaker: walk the garage every, you know, like every other week and just use that bad boy. And it's already got the building like cloth bag or whatever. And I'm just, you know, and especially like around the dumpster shit falls out. So I'm just, specific and it's a vacuum and it's got like a big wide mouth on it. But it's got a shredder in it, right? I don't think so. I don't know. I have, I've never opened a bag. It's not even full yet.
Speaker: When, when, when I was younger, dad bought a gas powered, it was a, it was a leaf blower, but it was also, it had a vacuum thing on it where it would suck the leaves up and shred them and put them in the bag. And I actually took an old trailer. I'd had to, we had a trailer. I hooked up to the back of the,
Speaker: the riding lawnmower and I actually fed the hose into the trailer. So I would fill the whole trailer with leaves. Cause I, you know, mom and dad had four acres of grass to cut. It would take yeah four hours on the riding lawnmower to cut the grass. Yeah. I don't know. It was that, that, that, that was there when I got there, the previous guy had bought it and I was told that it didn't work. It just needed. And I was like,
Speaker: Because the the guy that was the main maintenance guy that was there before I got there. They they they moved when the transfer was happening from me going there to him him and him leaving. There was a guy that was filling in, he had put in his two weeks. So he was like, I don't know what that thing does, but I was told it doesn't look and work. And I'm like, it's a brand new Ryobi. I think it's a vacuum of some sort.
Speaker: I'll pull the battery. I'll push the button on the back.
Speaker: but Fucking battery is dead stupid. but busy Oh, well oh well man. I'm like, okay. You're not very good in the maintenance world. Are you? I was like, you know, where he's like, I was like, do you know where the charger is? He's like, yeah, I um, no.
Speaker: So when I went and bought my leaf blower, I just bought an extra charger. So I get, cause both batteries are the same size, but then like I said, I don't know if it's got a shredder in it or not. I i haven't even had to open it yet. It's it's maybe cause all I use it for is the garage. Oh, you know, because, cause the exterior of our property is actually taken care of by a nationwide real estate nationwide. You know, I'm in the arena district. So.
Speaker: the exterior of the building this is actually quote unquote owned by Nationwide. So I don't have to worry about leaves and shit. So I just use it in the garage for, you know, like I said, around the dumpsters, um random shit, you know, you know, whatever. And it and it works great, man. I mean, it's I could probably suck a fucking baby up in that thing if I wanted to from across the hall. Well, no, the The electric, the battery powered tools sector has improved tenfold from when you and I were in our teens, you know? Oh yeah, no, dude. I remember my dad, the first quarter of this really bought, it was a Milwaukee and it was, I think it was 12 volt. And now, as you said, they got 40 volt batteries. Yeah, no, I mean, I remember, you know,
Speaker: And like I said, I've always been a DeWalt guy. And I had like the drill, the circular saw, the saw saw, the flashlight, you know, the kit. And you'd have the boombox and and everything like that. But I would have to have three batteries for each thing. I had, you know, I think I had 30 battery chargers in the shop that we had to make sure we plugged all the batteries in at once. And then I had like six battery chargers that we were able to mount in One of the trucks was a utility truck. You have the utility bed with all the doors and stuff on it. Right. So we mounted, you know, battery chargers inside one of the cabinets and had to have extra back because you would just, you would just fly through batteries, man. Just fly through the batteries. It takes you like a week to go through a battery when you use it daily. Yeah. So, uh, no, the technology, well that, you know, with the, with the creation and the, the adaptation of batteries. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. I mean, it's,
Speaker: lighter like so i offphon my last like a fuck but Like I said, I'm i'm cordless battery powered tools all day every day. ah yeah That's all I want to use. I don't want to have to deal with fucking finding an outlet. Oh, well, the outlets 200 feet away. Now I need 200 fucking feet of extension cord or Uh, oh man, this is a, uh, two stroke mix or, you know, whatever. And then you got to add oil and fuck all that. Yeah. Like the fuck that man. I'll keep it simple. Stupid. Let me, plus I can be like a, like a cool guy in the action movie. Yeah. do just That my uncle had a, had one of the first Makita, uh, cornless drills and the battery looked like a flip and that was cool.
Speaker: Never been a fan of Makita's. The only Makita thing I've ever had, I had a great Makita Sander. Yeah, never been a fan. But it was yeah when it comes to Makita, that's the only thing I've ever bought that was worth a damn when it came to Makita was Sanders. Because you can't fuck up a Sander. Absolutely.
Speaker: it's it's Yeah, never. Stop it.
Speaker: I'm gonna karate chop the shit out of me.
Speaker: She like digs and licks and chews on her front paws. And then she can't fucking walk around. And then she wants everybody to give her sympathy and shit. And I'm like, I ain't got no fucking... I ain't got no time for that. I got no time for sympathy for you. Makita's green as well, but it's like a teal.
Speaker: Oh, never been like I said, never, never, never been a fan. I thought it was Nikita with an end. No, it's Makita. No, again, never been a fan. Never liked him. Never bought it. I was, ah I was the Walt guy, man. All day, all day through and through. And I was courted, courted tools. I like to buy a Milwaukee if they're courted. Um, I, I don't think I've ever owned anything dual.
Speaker: Dad had a dual cordless drill. That was awesome. But it was like one of the few things, one of the few things I was like ran loyal to, you know what I mean? Right. Was the wall, the wall corded, the wall batter pattern, whatever. Everything I had was the wall. I have a corded drill that I've had for 20 years. It won't die. It's black and Decker. That motherfucker won't die.
Speaker: I use that all the time. I had a but i covered that place i on twice yeah a black and Decker at home kit. So it was like dumbed down versions of, you know, like, yeah, it was for for small projects around the house. right I was using the drill one time to like hang, uh, pictures and stuff. So, you know, I put the hole in, put the anchor in screw.
Speaker: And I was right in the middle of drilling through the wall and I shit you not in my hand, the actual top of the drill part. Well, the top of it looked like the gun part up on the top. It just just didn't explode. It just opened up and instead I'm like, but well, hang gotta even new but so what did I do? I went down and got my 18 volt.
Speaker: to which yeah throw i got so and so to which I got. Isn't that a bit excessive for what you're doing? Yeah. Look at the black and pecker. it yeah i have it by My -wife was like, okay. that was the slipp I have the black and decker. It is has reverse drive, of course, but it's also a hammer drill. I don't like and black and pecker. You can't kill that fucking thing. I just don't like black and pecker.
Speaker: I bought it, I bought it when I was really broke. And it I think I've spent like 25, 30 bucks on it, but I've been yeah i've used it for 20 years. Bosch isn't too bad. Bosch isn't too bad of a brand. Bosch is one step higher than Black & Decker. They make great car parts, Bosch. They also make car parts. They do. They make...
Speaker: uh ignition coils any huesies uh frank i'm our room let's go on i'm our room i'm our room i'm our room behold to sean watson debacle i don't know who joshan watson is he's the quarterback for cleveland chair
Speaker: that they played like they paid like a fucking half a million dollars to guarantee and he didn't play for two and a half years. And we're going into our third season with him and he's played a whole whopping 12 games and two seasons.
Speaker: um and there's 17 games in the season. So you do the math. He's played six games each season. However, he is eight and four as a starter, but it's week three of preseason and our starters should be playing tonight and Deshaun Watson's not playing tonight. I didn't know they made dishwashers and boogers. That's called another. White gets white. Yeah, why they gotta be white?
Speaker: what are What are white goods? Kitchen supplies. Like your refrigerator is considered a white. Appliances. Yes. No, I've never heard that before. It's British. You're a van. You're just not worldly, dude. I don't want to tell you.
Speaker: I live in America. You really think I can go around going, can I get the white good? Oh, what's wrong with the blood? You're racist, huh? Let me guess you're misogynistic too. You're just watching the scenes, et cetera, see? Appliances. Yeah, those are appliances. Yeah. yeah it It is the generic name. Sounds racist. No, but like they... Racist. i I will admit the first time I heard the term, I was like, wait, what? But like, when you go to Home Depot here, it just says white goods.
Speaker: So what's black bats? My stove is black. Unacceptable. It's 2024 people. Be better. Actually, I don't have a stove.
Speaker: I don't have ato um ah every god it's a
Speaker: I want to say griddle, but it's not a griddle. I don't have the oven. I have the stovetop. I just don't have the oven. It's a drop -in.
Speaker: What's happening? So how do you bake stuff? I don't bake. What if somebody wants brownies or a cake? Go to the fucking store. Or ribs. Go to the fucking bakery. I have a toaster oven. You want to make potatoes.
Speaker: uh microwave hop racist racist you just sound racist like it's called a hob jeff no it's not a hob I've never heard what that term. What's HOB stand for? What racial, what racist term does HOB stand for? Yeah. That was your clan meeting, by the way. Good Lord.
Speaker: It's called an oven and a top. I have no idea. I don't know. I don't, apparently I'm the only person in this conversation that doesn't live in a third world goddamn country. What's a stove top? For fuck's sake.
Speaker: It's 2024, lady. It's not 1753 anymore. anymore
Speaker: i I don't know that. Like I said, I've never heard that. I've never heard that term. White goods. I've never heard of the call of baha as i've heard of household movie yeah household appliances or kitchen appliances or whatever. but so yeah That's just what we say. so white white White goods is is new to me. Well, like I said, the first time I heard it, I was like, huh, what's that? And it's basically just appliances. Because as you said, it's so back in the day, they were all white. It sounds like the special needs version of the Klan. What What what?
Speaker: like Integrated What is good? i like a man yeah yeah yeah maci sharema oh but no and it's it's oh gosh i gotta look up post the The term I'm looking for. I don't want to Google it because it just baffles me that Jeff doesn't have an oven.
Speaker: That's so weird. The hob is a surface or top of a cooker.
Speaker: or set into a work surface, which is can be heated in order to cook things. It's a British term. I'm pretty sure you guys had a variation of the clan over there. Sure. Maybe not like it's just OK. In in in the Americas, it's called the stovetop or a burner.
Speaker: Oh, so the hob is, the hob is, it's just a, yeah. It's just a English term. I have one of those. So hob is actually an English term.
Speaker: But I just have the, I know a term that's very racist that is still used to this day over in them parts. I'm not going to use it because. Right?
Speaker: I had an English friend tell me that one time and I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? And he was being extremely racist. And I'm like, bro.
Speaker: We were, sorry I just looked up and I said, Joe, you got to hit me up private conversation. You got to calm down, man. So the clan was in Britain, by the way. Um, they were, they were friends with the British national party.
Speaker: take that
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Speaker: Did you see that video? Somebody's got the, the, the pride flag, but it has the stars and bars on it. Have you seen this? No, but that's awesome. You didn't see that video? You didn't see that, oh my gosh. That's awesome. I saw the TikTok when this lady was reacting.
Speaker: Well, when you come to visit, I'll revisit the joke. When you come to visit the States, I'll revisit the joke and then it'll make sense. Okay. No, and I don't want to, see it yeah I don't, I don't want it. I'm going to send it to you in Snapchat because that's good side i'm not good that's funny that's awesome. That's awesome. and That's awesome. You know, and I know I, when I was younger, I was, I had,
Speaker: Because we all did because we thought it was cool because of Duke's a hazard. Yeah, because Duke's a hazard. I was from the country. It wasn't until I got older. And i you know and again, I can see both sides of the argument when it comes to the stars and bars and stuff like that. I get it. Check your staff. But it's actually a thing. It and doesn't surprise me.
Speaker: and anyway shape and go form and that just confused the shit out of me when i saw it i was like wait a minute please but um yeah no no like i said i here we are all we are all allowed to have our own opinions and and like i said Despite what anybody thinks, we're allowed to have our opinions. Even if somebody gets all butt hurt and yells and screams at you and demands that you take things down, that is your opinion. And if that's how you want to believe, and if that's how you want to think, you're allowed to think that way. No matter how bougie you get, the said person might be when they yell at you. You know, something revolutionary. I saw something that offended me the other day on TikTok. You know what I did? Scroll past it.
Speaker: um did Very good bone. I didn't have a breakdown. I didn't fucking argue. I just scroll down Amazing I'm very fortunate in life that not really many things offend me or bother me trigger you right like we're a war one good over more now as an argue
Speaker: I kind of sort of stuck up for him this week. Actually, I did stick up for him this week. I did stick up for him this week. The other day. Look at you. How big of you. Look man, I just, I just, like I said, I, I, I like the guy, you know, I just wish he'd pulled his head out of his ass and, and till that happens, what are you going to do? But yeah, you know, it, it, it, it,
Speaker: I see something I wasn't I wasn't offended. I was I just rubbed me the wrong way and in a joking manner and in a smart ass manner that that only I can pull off the way I can pull off I I defended them I stuck up for it. I just don't while also poking a bear and stirring the pot.
Speaker: ah Yeah, exactly. Exactly. But, um, I just, I can't be bothered with people that are just over sensitive about every fucking thing. They say, see, yeah like i said that they just does I just don't come across. I just don't come across many things that offend me or bother me or, or, or make me feel, I just don't fucking care. ah Yeah, exactly. You know, I got, there's bigger, bigger fucking problems in the world than your feelings.
Speaker: Yeah, like, you like to eat shit? Alright, cool. That's on you, you fucking weirdo, but I'm not gonna fucking yell at you for it. I mean... This chick is getting destroyed on TikTok. shes She said, if I come over your house and you have pop, I'm gonna pour it down the sink. Bitch, you ain't coming to my house because that's a good way to get killed. Well, if you come to my house and pour it down sink, kill you right there.
Speaker: I'm going to stick your arm in the garbage disposal. Bet. It's one thing to tell me not to drink it. I'm going to ignore you, but I'm in my house to start dumping shit. I all of a sudden turn into jigsaw from Saul coming up. You to play a game? You're about to get fucked up.
Speaker: she's getting destroyed she's like everybody Everybody's saying the same thing I did. Go ahead, try it. See what happens. That's a good way to get killed. Well, that's like that. that's like that senses It's not good for you. Bitch, I know it's not good for me. Nothing we do in this life is good for us. yeah name is just what i say about That's what I say about politics all the time, man. That's what I say about politics all the time. I'm not going to let politics consume my life. I'm going to live my life. I'm only here for a short time, motherfuckers.
Speaker: I don't got time to worry about politicians or the next fucking global pandemic or eating food that's bad for me or that, you know, what it um my like tomorrow I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could have had chocolate cake today. Yeah. I'm going to live my life and have fun. I'm going to enjoy my time here, man. Damn people. I could be hit by Guinness truck tomorrow. Shit ain't that serious. It could be driven by me.
Speaker: back No, but it's like I don't when did it become okay to tell people what they can and can't do Agreed. Yeah, no exactly. What the fuck do you think you are? great ye agree a Agreed degree agreed agreed. All right. There's just something inside of here Get the fuck over yourself somebody somebody yeah, you are not that important. I don't care who you are me yeah let maybe remember keep my name out tillma you know I just I don't have time for people that that want to tell everybody how to live because you know, they're fucking hip 100 you can't think of anybody on the planet. It's not a hypocrite about something
Speaker: there, there used to be an individual that was always screaming and yelling at people on, on, on periscope and kept, kept their identity a secret and then, and everything else. And she was just, she was just a drunk, toxic piece of shit and wanted to yell and scream at everybody else. And it was just like, yo,
Speaker: go somewhere. Like we're on here having fun. Like you can really kill a mood with your fucking but you like everybody's in here laughing, joking, having a good time. And then you want to come yell and scream. We're coming in here. shut um Yeah. Go find a rock and a piece of rope, tie that rope around the rock and then tie the other end around your ankles and jump in the Harbor. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah Like, it just it just blows it just blows my mind and the amount of self -righteousness and entitlement that's out there. God damn. That's like me looking at you going, and Chris, you shouldn't smoke. Ever. Well, Jeff, I don't smoke. So it's a good thing that I should. Yeah, I don't smoke. I don't smoke. So it's a good thing. Yeah. Because it's bad for me. You shouldn't vape, dude. You saying. You, you, you on the other hand. You shouldn't vape.
Speaker: You, on the other hand, should 100 % smoke. You should smoke like four cigarettes at a time. And many and and and then be scarfing down 27. I like smoke better than air. Yeah, dude, I think you should. You should also always look down the barrel of your gun when it's loaded to make sure it's straight. but Just make sure you record all this stuff because this is how I clean it.
Speaker: we Yeah. Smile and wait for the flash. yeah You I mean, you know, some people, Connor, they clean their gun while they're sitting on the shitter. Out of all the things you do on the shitter, Ed, never thought to do that. Not once. Who carries their gun to the shitter? Who carries their gun? I've never done it. I can't say I've never done it. I like, who carries their gun? I like, how? How long a machine do you take?
Speaker: my second Where the hell are you at? First and foremost, Connor, I need you to come up here and defend yourself. How bad of a neighborhood do you live in that inside your house? You have to walk around with a gun on your head. It's a kid's man. a gives it That's a good thing. so probably killed My kids already, I'm not going to shut up. yeah Like, yes, I owed a gun. Yes. I owed a good guess. I carry it, but I come home.
Speaker: comes back here into the bedroom, sits where it sits. I'm not like walking around the house, but at any moment, somebody could, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't get me started with the religious people. We don't like you. We're all accepting, but we don't like you. I'm helping, I'm helping Belize get guests on his, get guests on his shows or on his show. And, you know, I'll post it into,
Speaker: There's a few groups that I'm, that I joined up where, you know, it's helping you find guests. Right. Yeah. god ahead There's plenty of, there's plenty of food out there. Get you some more. Um, so, you know, I posted in one group and it's been getting a good, um it's been good and good amount of traction. So I've been responding to everybody. Here's the email, you know, send an email attention. Blaze, you know, he'll, he'll give you all the details, Bobby, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: I haven't responded to this one lady, but I think it would be fucking hilarious because she is like super Christian. Ooh. And I was just like, do I unleash our atheist friend blaze on this lady? might You want to talk about an argument? Oh yeah, he wants it. The star of Cassius Corner.
Speaker: Or Cash's garage. on how he wanted he wanted it he wanted us He wanted a snack. He had his... theenzie takess out this Benji reached out to somebody for a guest for Jeff's garage. He's like, I'd come up, but you guys curse too much. I was like, wait, what? We don't curse a whole lot on Jeff's garage. Number one. Yeah, I was gonna say on the garage. Yeah, you were telling me about that.
Speaker: I was telling me about that. I was like, well, that's what, you know, I told him, I said, that's what you guys as hosts have to learn to adapt because, you know, I've had some pretty religious people on Glick's house, Hunter, super religious. I had Jay on there. Um, and, and, and, and, and, you know, I adapted, I mean, even changed my, I even changed like, uh, you know, cause I do the banner when I, when I do the picture, when I announced guests and and and Jay was like, Hey man.
Speaker: Uh, I love the banner. It's great, but can, can I, you know, I won't, I don't want to collaborate with it because of the skull on there. I got a lot of, uh, uh, Christian people that are, you know, and I was like, oh, okay, cool. I said, you know what? Drop it down. I deleted it off of Instagram and whatnot. I said, give me five minutes. I'll fix it. Changed it up. I just put a picture of myself on there with, with clicks house of music.
Speaker: changed it up. It was like, boom. I said, how's that? He's like, perfect. Thank you, man. He's like, I appreciate you. You know, he's like, I didn't want to be a pain in the ass or, you know, pain in the neck, whatever. And I was like, no, I get it, man. I get it, man. I said, you know, but at the end of the day, you're not company. He wasn't coming on there and being like, he wasn't coming on to be a dick. Yeah. He wasn't. Yeah. He didn't come on the show being like super preacher or anything else. I understood. I know where he's going with his music. Right. And I understand. more christian My thing is like it like, I get you brother.
Speaker: You're a car guy and you're worried about cursing. Have you been in a garage? Bust your knuckles and say, what do you say? Go Garstarn? No. um oh green mike and fra and through your bo My grandpa was, that my grandpa was like that. Like my grandpa, I can't think of a time that I ever heard my grandpa swear. Really? But, but, but he would say, well, he was, he was super religious. He would be like,
Speaker: mother fudger. And and I and I it's it's funny because because I've caught I've I've found myself the last few years. I'm using certain words that he used to use like by golly or I guess or like gosh darn yeah guard yeah like like yeah I can't think of any because they just, I don't realize it until after I say it, but I'm starting to believe somebody because he didn't curse. he didn't i I don't think I ever, I mean, I know there was a time where he did, but I don't, I don't ever remember a time of being around him where I ever heard that man swear.
Speaker: I was kind of like, it was kind of like, you know, in the Christmas story where the kid gets in trouble for swearing, but when they show, he's like, oh, that was my grandma. And I loved it. No, I just, I don't believe, I don't believe in censoring. That was another one. My grandpa used to say to appease anybody. This is me. This is, you know,
Speaker: Well, it's not a matter of appeasing. It's a matter of just being able to adapt and make your guests feel comfortable, which, you know, I don't know. And I have no problem with that. But my thing is like, but he could have possibly lived because I'm used to saying fuck every other word. But he also could have listened to like one of the other shows like this show or what the fuck news. Exactly. You know, yeah, I agree. Unlike Men Caring for Men, we don't swear a whole lot.
Speaker: Yeah, it's usually Tuesday nights, Wednesdays. Yeah. You know, it's it's it's just's just about it just about adapting. And and and and I can be respectful. Now, if somebody came at me sideways and was like,
Speaker: I need you to completely change everything about the way you do your show and who you are because my beliefs, I'd be like, all right. I honestly don't need to have you as a guest on my show, you know, get rocks. As I said, Jay was really cool, you know, a bear. And I said, Hey, don't worry, brother. I got you, man.
Speaker: Let me change it up a little bit. I said, bada bing, bada boom, here you go. And he's like, all right, cool, man. And he was like, thank you. I appreciate that. You're like, he was super cool about it. So, you know, yeah, but anybody yeah you yeah yeah exactly. So, and I talked to this guy, Benji's talked to him. I'm not, but, but he does like, I know he's setting up an interview with this one kid. He's a 14 year old, um, go -kart racer. Thanks. And I've watched a couple of videos. This kid can shit and get,
Speaker: Yeah, it's just that little cart moving it's it's it's it's just you know You know, I you know if we want to if you want to do the interview It's just about you know, and again, you're gonna have a 14 year old kid on there. So he was all you know Yeah, that one that one will be gross and weird Exactly. It's not like like so what's your sister look like, you know, it's not gonna be like I got you know, but it's like It's not like I'm gonna have a have a conversation with a nun and curse like a sailor, you know you but I also know. So, sister Mary, what's your favorite? You ever, you ever, you ever DJ? I'm just saying, you know. You like the doggy style? You ever been over the alter?
Speaker: the one thing that i was i was i was telling the wife about it and i was she's like why would you change i said yeah but but this guy's obviously watched like nonsense nonsense or he's watched what what the fuck news which is the two shows where we curse don't fucking and judge me don't fucking judge me because i have a nun fetish no i kind of never been with him i've never had that fetish same thing. I don't, I don't, let me clarify this. I don't have a nun fetish. No, I don't have a nurse fetish either. Like, you know, and I think that's cause my mom was a nurse. So I'm like, I'm out.
Speaker: like there's There's a whole section, there's a whole section on Reddit where where it's like, but it's called Scrubs Gone Wild. And it's a bunch of, because I was looking up Scrubs stuff, like the TV show. If I was in the hospital and your mom was my nurse, I would demand that she stayed at least 300 feet away from me because she's... If you were in the hospital and my mom was your nurse, you had cancer.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, your mom's also fertile as hell because she has 75 kids. And I'd be like, I'm going to need you to stay in that room over there. They started making babies in 1895. She only had four. Dad had two kids from his birth marriage. Jeff's parents are awesome. I don't know how Jeff turned out the way he did because Jeff has really good parents. Yeah.
Speaker: i'm I'm the black sheep like you read him about. Close that door. Yeah. so Jeff has really good parents that were great at parenting. They just, they just dropped the ball. When you get to your 65th kid, you just stop caring. so you I will never forget that. Christopher.
Speaker: ruopher You guys are filthy.
Speaker: She asked me how the show was going the other day. I was like, good. She's like, I don't, that's all I need to know. Cause I was telling her that we started the network where we have all these different shows. She's like, what shows? And I was like, well, Wednesdays we do a show called what the fuck news. And she's like, I don't want to know. and I don't believe with that. Why I believe with that you could have been like Mondays. We do a men's mental health. Cause I did. I was like, I said, one day we do the men's caring for men. She's like, that's cool. I said, I don't do it.
Speaker: because I'm not going to cry. And I said, Tuesday Glick does the music show. She's like, what do you guys do on Wednesday? I was like, well, we do a news show. She's like a news show. Cause yeah, it's called what the fuck news. And she's like, yeah, you've said too much. maybeatory penanut stories mom Yeah. You could, you can you could watch Monday, Tuesday, Thursday. And maybe Friday.
Speaker: Maybe Friday. And apparently Jeff, he wouldn't walk untilil the animals, she would, she would totally not, she would totally not watch Cass's corner. Cause she's, she's watching for him. She might watch it for him. Yeah. has sex you mean all That's cute. You know, but like, cause I was talking to her, I was talking to her and dad the other day and I was like, dad, you should jump up on,
Speaker: Jeff's garage because, you know, you're a huge car guy. The problem is dad's hearing is so bad that I have to scream into the fucking phone when I talk to him. So like I was like. yeah Mom's like, he won't be able to hear a fucking thing you said. Let's be honest. Your dad said I'd rather slay my penis in a car door than come on your stupid podcast. No, because i because I thought about bringing up. I was talking to mom about it. I was like, I think dad would do it. He's like, if dad could hear, yeah, he would totally do it. But dad can't hear. I was like, yeah, let's get a good boy. That's like 70.
Speaker: That was that that message I got from but we Christopher. You guys are filthy. phil but Sorry, mom. It's your son's fault. You knew it you you know me, right? you Sorry. You've met your son, right? See, look. see like you did yeah i There are we are starting to get some wrestling fans. It's really cool. You know, but I appreciate the people coming to just just to support cash because he it's like this week. You know, Thursday night we got to head up. We got to head up North Thursday night. um So they're going back. They're going back to their moms Thursday after school and and cash was like.
Speaker: We're going to moms on, if we're going back to mamas on, on Thursday, when are we going to do my show? And I said, we'll do it Wednesday. When we get, as soon as we get home, get all settled in, I'll get changed or whatever. I said, well, we'll do it Wednesday. And he's like, well, you have your other show. I said, we'll do it before my, before the show. So I'm going to be pulling double duty on Wednesday. We'll be doing Cassius corner on possible. Yeah. On Wednesday this week. And then that'll end, which I might need you to set up the studio Wednesday.
Speaker: That way it's done and taken care of and we're not super late. I'm hoping to get cash this corner up and go on by about five o 'clock, 5, 5 .30. That'll put us done about 6 .30. Yeah, well, like when we do the garage, we we we plan for about an hour. But if we get into it, like the one day we were, the the day that we got cut off because somebody was gonna do a show and then decided not to, two hours later,
Speaker: and i and And I appreciate everybody who comes in just to support, just to support him. That, that means a lot because he loves it. Whether, you know, anything about melogan or not he loves it, but yeah, no, yeah, yeah it's just, um, and there's a, there's a pay -per -view coming up, uh, Saturday. So he wants to do picks for the, for the pay -per -view and whatnot. So we'll, we'll do, we'll do the show Wednesday. I'll be pulling double dudes, you know, eventually.
Speaker: Go buy our merch, people. Right? So I can quit my real job. amen
Speaker: ah Let's take a quick break because I got to yell at these kids. They'll be hanging by yourself. oh you know You know what they say. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. Dude, use Gorilla tape. It's so much better. You know what?
Speaker: what
Speaker: Oh, he's letting his hair down, folks. Do it, Fabio.
Speaker: I hit my fan. Actually, I am going to let my hair down. It's probably going to get all crazy, but I got to brush it out real quick. I just got out. I literally got out of the shower and just put it up in a ponytail. So I got to take a break. I can't let my hair get too long. It literally, my hair is maybe fine.
Speaker: Yeah. That, that if I don't shower every like couple of hours, it looks like i having a shower in a month. Dude, my hair gets so greasy. I have to, I have, I, well, I mean, I regularly schedule, I regularly shower every other day, depending about what I'm doing. Sometimes I'll shower every day, but ah like second day, dude, my hair is just so fucking greasy, but I got thick wave curly hair.
Speaker: I'm just gonna um yeah I'm gonna brush it out and just let it it's still kind of wet I'm just gonna I'm just gonna let it do its thing tonight whatever happens happens baby fine. It's ridiculous Yeah, whatever happens happens. I think I think the guys I think are listen the guys Yeah, it just gets greasy quick as shit i ah i think Because like if you step outside for 30 seconds you sweat enough to dehydrate yourself Yeah. They, uh, they realized that I actually have long hair because like pre -show, I had my hair like kind of pulled up, but I wanted to fix it. And they're like, Oh, Glick's got to fix his hair. And I'm like, they're like, Oh shit. it a listen took Took Dave's hat off and he was like, he's bald. I was like, Hey, when I'm up there next Saturday, we can cut a little bit off. What's up, Andy? What's going on, Andy? Streamyard is one of the greatest things ever.
Speaker: Low stream yard, low stream yard. I've never had a complaint. Like we used to complain about haps a lot. And when we switched over to stream yard, we haven't had a major problem since. No. We're going to take a real quick break. Hang out through the break. We got some pretty cool music I'm going to play. And then we'll be back and please feel free to engage as much as you want.
Speaker: and the in the chat. And yeah, it is Saturday night open door a challenge. So let's take a real quick break. Speaking of our list and the guys, I can guarantee you this song is going to be played Saturday night. This is their, their rendition, their version, their cover of winter skinners, red, white, and blue, which shout out to the guys. And if you don't know what I'm talking about on Saturday night, while I'm talking here, let me scroll all the way the fuck up here.
Speaker: Newton Falls, Ohio, or in the building, ladies and gentlemen. Here you go. Take a read on that. The cool thing about this was they got permission, by loaners, to actually cover this song. And every penny they've made off of this song, they donate to the veterans.
Speaker: So this is southern out the Southern Outlaws band with their cover of Leonard Skinner's red, white, and blue. We're going to take a real quick break. We'll be back here in a few minutes. And to continue on with our Saturday night fucker.
Speaker: Sir Southern Outlaws Band with their cover of Red, White and Blue by Leonard Skinner and ladies and gentlemen Labor Day weekend Saturday the 31st 6 p .m. 5 .4s distillery Newton Falls, Ohio live music with Southern Outlaws band and Joshua Willie Nelson with a special guest MC. This guy right here, I'll be MC in the event, hanging out, having fun, all the money raised from the raffles and the ticket sales and everything like that is going to disabled veterans. It's going to be a great night, some kick -ass music, food. We're going to have food trucks there and just
Speaker: good friends, good people, good drinks. It's going to be a good night. So if you're in the area or if you want to take a trip on Labor Day weekend, come on up to Newton Falls. And if you have a good time on Saturday night, well, Sunday night, just right up the road, the the boys will be playing again with the iron horse. so i think is what it's called Nice. On Sunday. um So you can see them SOBs two nights in a row.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't think I'll be MC in the second night, but I'll more than likely be there. He'll be hungover.
Speaker: and I will be there in some some mannerisms possible. We'll see what happens. Probably in a wheelchair with an IV.
Speaker: But nonetheless, it's gonna be a fun, it's gonna be a really fun show. It's gonna be a really fun show. I've never emceeded a concert before. I have no idea what I've been doing, but I know I'm surrounded by friends and family and everything like that. So I'll be just fine at the end of the day. Welcome back to Nonsense, the Nonsense, everybody. What's going on, Mandy?
Speaker: He's, gli he's Jeff. I'm Glick. We're hanging out. We're doing what we seven all nights your own tongue tonight. I am everywhere. that that Dude. I think half of my brain is dead. I'm everywhere right now, man. I got so much going on, you know, uh, uh, you know, with the shows and the behind the scenes and the gigs and the merchandise and man, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in overdrive. I'm in, you know, it's like a maximum overdrive for my brain.
Speaker: Excellent. terrible ah overrate that you're go the same time and not terrible not terrible i love the perfect movie I love the movie, but seriously overrated. Nonetheless, he's Jeff on click. This is nonsensical nonsense. It's part of the nonsensical network. It's brought to you by the nonsensical network. And if you're not already following us, then shame on you. And if you want to follow us, well, it's easy to find us. We're on Facebook, Instagram, X and tick tock.
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Speaker: um If you're in the Ohio area, like I said, we've got the Newton Falls gig with the Southern Outlaws band and Joshua Lee Nelson on the 31st on the 7th of September. I will be here in Newark, Ohio at Buckeye axe throwing for their one year anniversary bash. Uh, we will be doing the show live there. I will be there in person. And, uh, like I said, I got a little surprise up my sleeve that nobody's going to know about until that night. you know Yeah. Surprised it's my penis.
Speaker: yeah ah
Speaker: butho but why find that funny it's myri but but my bo fit but but oh yeah i you know You know, I've been saying this shit. Yeah, I just every every episode more and more stuff gets tacked on which is a good sign, Mandy. You know, longer and longer every day. Good seeing you long time noticing, but that's a good thing because that shows growth that shows that we're actually doing some jerk off that has a camera and a, and a, and a laptop. You know what I mean? We're actually, you know, so that's good. That's good for us. I'm not, I'm not mentioned. I'm not talking about anybody in particular. I'm just saying in general, we're not a bunch of jerk offs with the laptops and cameras. but i mean we're jerkk offs Don't get me wrong. but he's worth trying he he a He's a off. I'm an asshole.
Speaker: it
Speaker: But, uh, yeah, so ands just more and more shit just keeps getting added. So the answer does get longer. I do apologize. Sometimes.
Speaker: that You know, I've never tried it. You want to, don't you? No, you know, cause there's this whole thing that like,
Speaker: And this was said a long time ago. I think Ashton kosher was talking about when he first started dating Demi Moore that like, it's an, enhance it's like performance enhancing. Well, yeah, that's what they have. Like they, they have like the blue shoe out there and, uh, and the hymns and stuff that are out there now. And all it is, is it's just, all it does is help you maintain an erection longer, which I don't have any problem with. I was going to say, I do i walk around with an erection most days. we The wind blows. I'm like, how are you doing? Hey, what's up?
Speaker: Speaking of erections, I have one right now. Excuse me a minute. I had to take care of that. Awkward, awkward boner.
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Speaker: but up like the fuck ah we Oh Yeah, oh yeah in my spiel I totally forgot it is the open door challenge where we drop the link in the chat dropped happens Yep, he's had a stroke folks silver we're dead yeah i died off I am the nonsensical network. Jesus. I have risen again. Uh, uh, it is Saturday night. That means it's the open door challenge. Ladies and gentlemen, we dropped the link in the, in the chat. We challenged you guys to hit that link, but we asked you two simple favors. Please a turn your camera on and be what well car, wreck car wreck. Now this is, now this is.
Speaker: Who was at fault is my question. Hold on a second, please. If you come up with us, put your finger away. If there's a wiener on that monitor, I swear to God.
Speaker: What are you talking about car accidents for? Oh, Andy many says I'm healing slowly from a car wreck. I have so many questions. Weren't you in a car accident like a year or two ago? Did you get into another one?
Speaker: ah bomb time to start with beyond Oh, I'm stroking. Alright. Don't get to the west. Don't get to the one that rear ended me. Wow. I mean, I can do that. She was next to your rear end. I'm just saying. There we go. How you doing, young lady?
Speaker: and is you Oh, yeah, that's really not a lot of. Jeez, this is definitely me. Yeah, only me. Weiners from Leggy. Oh, shit. I don't have any. You know, I just in case I was I had my finger on the button. Is that what they were doing? Your fingers? Is that what the finger action was about? OK, I was fingering you. Oh, Jesus. That's a rumor. Deal with rumors.
Speaker: Nobody listens to me. Yeah, no, I can't put the camera on because the cameras are still packed away because I'm using them for fringe. So I have one attached to the computer, you see. It's a good excuse. Do you not have a camera on your laptop? I was going to say. Oh, no, you have a full seven. I'm on the desk, buddy. So I had to use the face cam for the fringe show. So I'm not unpacking it from the stuff. Do you know what I mean? Well, understandably, you got to use it tomorrow.
Speaker: Well, we use the term lady with her very, but very loosely. mean She's got the mind of a dude, let's be honest. That's true. That's fair. fair. I cannot even deny it. you maybe Same with you, And that's no disrespect. No, no, it's true. and And you're not the first person to have said it and you won't be the last. I mean, it was a running joke on Periscope. Yeah, let me pretend like I've never seen you live before.
Speaker: but but He thought nonsensical network was bad. He should hear this one. Do you know what, especially when I'm doing the finish stuff, but like when I'm doing jukebox, you know, I would try my best to be as professional as possible, but very occasionally, you know, the old sweaty fucking cunty Helen comes out, you know, it's rare all the time.
Speaker: that ah Oh, drives around in a want moment. swa will be ah had to so She posted that she put she put the sign on her car. She posted on TikTok. Yeah. And and she put in the hashtag Twatmobile. I lost it. I lost it. I commented on the video. Twatmobile. Yeah, it's funny. but I had to keep the sign down. I was absolutely gutted. It had really had really high winds here. She almost killed like 47 people.
Speaker: Actually, to be fair, it stayed on the car for three weeks. It did all right. But what was starting to happen was the the tits the the cable ties that were holding the banners onto the frame, a couple of them had snapped. And obviously, once two goes, you know they're all kind of starting to fall. I'm like, that's going to fall on top of someone. It was too high for me to reach it. The actual frame was still attached to the roof bars just fine. But I'm like, I'm not risking the banner falling off. So we just took it down. but
Speaker: It came down with only three days still to go, so I think it did pretty well. You got your money's worth, so to speak. I did, and if it hadn't been such high winds, it would have still been there, you know? It's just, it is what it is. Well, there's a special pedal on your car called the brake pedal that you can slow down.
Speaker: Do you know what the best thing is? It's high speed. Well, it's the opposite. I was driving around in the Twatmobile at like a maximum of 17 or 18 mile an hour and pissing everyone off. So it was so weird because I'd got so used to driving and slowly and pulling in and letting people pass me or whatever. As soon as it came off, I was still driving like that. I'd forgotten that I could actually... Oh yeah. sorry Or A or 50 or 70 or going... You know what I mean? it was like It was like getting used to being able to drive fast again. It was weird.
Speaker: but it's like freedom. you yeah but I can go on the bypass now. So what if you're not, what's happening? Not much. Like said I you were talking about the straps on the, on their sign. I realized the other day and Chris, I don't know if you've done this, you know, guys have different strength abilities. Like you can buy ones that are stronger than others. Yes.
Speaker: and No, I don't ever. No, I didn't. I just buy it. They got one zip tie? Like a zip tie? You can buy ones that are different strength, like torch strength. Oh, yeah, I didn't know that. I just assumed that. They blew my mind. I just assumed that, you know, the different sizes meant they were stronger. I didn't know that it was like actual. No, like they're they're rated. Quote, unquote.
Speaker: like they have a radio, like a torque, like ah like how much strength you can put on them before they break. When I had that big sign on, I had a kind of cable tied it down and used bungee cords or whatever. When that one went to shit and it was kind of, you know, a precarious situation and it kind of semi fell off, I went full hog, I went and bought the fuel, you know, the end stops for the the roof bars and the heavy duty tie downs and I've got the, you know the, the um how do you explain it? It's like ah it's like a tie down, but it's like a loop and it's for it's actually for for transport. yeah
Speaker: So transporting motorbikes. You know the stuff I'm talking about? The pre -sized. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that would kind of be nice. Like I had it well strapped down. It wasn't going anywhere, but I hadn't factored in the actual fucking thing coming off the actual banner coming off the frame. The frame was well tied down, but you know, oh well.
Speaker: I'm a connoisseur, Mandy. That's how. Oh, yeah. He's definitely a strap on fan. That's for sure. He knows. He knows his stuff. Jeff. I'm a collection. Jeff loves to be picked only on the Wednesdays.
Speaker: damn good have you other mandatoryatorygainst the other Every other day, he likes to put in the bows. I'm going to make a candle. One, two, three. I really hope they didn't hear any of that conversation. He has got headphones in, right? Yeah, Jeff's got headphones.
Speaker: Just checking. yeah yeah t yeah Yeah. Yeah. Jeff definitely works. I definitely wear headphones. Yeah, that's wise. Yeah, I've never not used headphones. for the Yes, see I'm daft. I've got fucking big speakers attached to my system. Everybody can hear everything. this i'm I'm always afraid that that my mic will pick up my speaker. That's why I've never done the whole speaker. It's because I don't want people here to misspeaker. Oh, it works, too. yeah as I say, you know, if you whisper, nobody can hear us. Only the people.
Speaker: That's funny. Sorry. Uh I sent my message. I had to read. Right. Shoot it with the class. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't. I'll just share it later. Yeah, I was going to send the leg. She'll get the joke. Yeah, send it to me as well because I feel like I'm out of the loop and that's not fair. I oh i sent you the that That flag, did you see it? I don't know if I did. I saw something from here. All right. Yeah, we were talking about it a little while ago. The pride flag. I totally forgot to share the show on Snapchat. Sorry, that's what I was talking about. Oh, yes, you know. That's crazy. I want one. I don't know why, but I want one. Yeah, our friend Cameron. See how many people I get pissed off.
Speaker: our Our friend Cameron learned a very valuable lesson about the the handy dandy headphones the other night when he was not last, not Wednesday, but the Wednesday before when he made a guest appearance and his kids walked in. And we were talking about, talking peanut stories we were talking penises and fecal matter. And his new and they're these kids are little, and and his kids are a little, they're like, dad, what is that? And he was like, not good like Uh, I mean, minor, are nine kids out of here minor 19 and 20, but there's still stuff. I don't want them hearing their mom saying, you know what I mean?
Speaker: like you know At this point, at this point, my kids have heard it all. really and Pretty much mine too. So it's just like, yeah, I know. my i know nobody do you get it The funny thing is, is like, I mean, my, like my, my, my oldest daughter, her friends listened to the podcast. Oh, God. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah Fair enough. Yeah, they've heard it all. yeah like My kids will literally, I'll be doing the show and they'll be watching it live on you at grandma's house. Is Mandy coming up or is she just, she should she come up here. I think she'll hang out in the chat. She's my big sister.
Speaker: for, well, not but real life big sisters. That's how I was wondering. and I was like, yeah by she's really, so she's my older sister. She's old. I'll put that up for our lady in the chat. Her roots. Oh, really? Oh, really? I'm not, she can crack jokes and make fun of me. You when like ages. You can't tell her old. That's not nice. I like a cougar. Oh my God. Not that conversation again.
Speaker: a Oh, and oh, yeah. Actually, I was gonna say something there, but I'm not gonna say that. I'm a connoisseur.
Speaker: she says ella I'm old. but she she We just we we we met ah on TikTok ages ago, and she's just been a friend ever since. And she's always called me her little brother. So ah
Speaker: Yeah, but it just sounds like an oxymoron really. Because you are not little in any way. Yeah, unless she's also a squatting. but yeah Yeah, no. my My actual real life older sister, who is a quarter of my size, she introduces me to all her friends for the first time as her baby, her, what does she say, her big baby brother, because I tower her. I am, I am huge.
Speaker: There's actually a picture.
Speaker: oh that yeah you You go girl. You go girl. Yeah you can make dinner but can you make breakfast? That's the important. That's his job. Can you make a sandwich? Amen to that baby.
Speaker: How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like them for to lie. There's I would have I would I would have to I would have to really search for it. But a couple few years back, I was going through a breakup and my sister was like, you need to get the fuck out of your apartment. Come over here tonight. Her friends, you know, she had a bunch of her friends over. She's like, come over.
Speaker: We're going to get drunk. We're going to forget about this bullshit. We're going to have a good time. And we haven't hung out forever. So her and her friends and I, we were all playing this game called drunk happily. And you're like land on a square, or whatever you have to draw a card and each card says, you know, like suck and blow. You got to like put the card.
Speaker: and then pass it to the next person or the person to the left of you make them chug a beer or whatever. Well, one of the things was the person to the left of you swapped shirts. My sister was to the left of me. There's a picture.
Speaker: of her and my hoodie and me and her hoodie. I think it's on social media. I'd have to look forward to find it. I think it's on my Facebook page. I look ridiculous. It's like she can wear my hoodie. Like she can wear it out as a dress. um It wasn't like that. and We had to swap shirts, but it was just a fat fat figure with her.
Speaker: Did you manage to get it off your head? That's the thing, like how small? Oh yeah, I know. I got the shirt on. I don't know if she could ever put it back on again. They almost had to call the fire department and use the jaws of life to get it off of me. But ah you know what? Because this is this is what I do. this This is what I do. I give. ah you know I give to the people. This is why I'm the champ. This is why I'm so great. Send it to me. I'll show it up.
Speaker: I'm going to try to find it. Just bear with me. It's going to take a hot minute because I got a ton of pictures on social. media Mandy said she's from Louisiana. She can cook anything. Good to know.
Speaker: to ti d d six They're they're they're one of the funniest tiktoks I've ever seen is a is a British guy. He says I like my way was actually a lot easier. like I thought it was going to be.
Speaker: like you women like what like I like my ketchup squirting all over my sausage oh my god whop me yeah every time I hear it but he does it he of course does it with the seriously thick British accent it's just funnier I look like hell in that picture too you guys are fucking welcome for so no day No, I really looked like hell. Like I said, I was, I was, I was, that was the same night that I almost killed my ex -brother -in -law. Oh, wow. Had my sister's fucking window at two, or three in the clock in the morning and want to pick a fucking fight with her, not realizing that there was a squash in the living room. And had my has my nephew not been there, I probably would have successfully killed that motherfucking man. I got to say, buddy, you kind of look sexy with this shirt on, buddy.
Speaker: Hey, you know, its and I look like shit. Like I said, I was going through a breakup. I was, I was, God damn it. What did she say? There you go.
Speaker: umm i'm sitting i'm I'm sitting on the edge of my seat here waiting for this photo. but Also, also that's the that's that's not a true statement either. I know better. There we go. There it is.
Speaker: That shirt makes like you look like you got skinny jeans on. I know, right? I feel like this could be utilized in some kind of way, like advertising your merch. Like you could turn that into a joke, like make sure you get the right size or like something like you could turn it into like, ah you know, or it goes up to 3XL, no need to worry about it being too small. kind Like you could kind of, do you know what I mean? like like yeah Make sure you order to the right size. yeah Fortunately, fortunately, I will say this about the merch. From from my understanding,
Speaker: And from looking at the, looking at the, what they, they use, they use Haynes. So everything should be true to size. yeah It was an American company. They use Hayes. They are Haynes. They use Gildan. So if you order two X.
Speaker: you're going to get a two X. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, so that was something that we looked for. That was something that I, I told Nikki from jump street. I was like, please make sure it's an American company. Let's you know do our research and stuff like that. I'll tell you what I was, I was pissed off for main. I had got And it's the same company, Sol's, SOL's. And it's quite expensive, like not the cheapest, you know, product. And the 3XL t -shirt is fucking enormous on me. And I like that, I like it bigger, right? But I ordered embroidered 3XL like rain jackets, just like zip up like very thin like rain jackets.
Speaker: No, but there's zip up like a rain jacket, but very thin. Rain slicker. Ah, so it can be folded up small into a bag, but you know, for the people handing out the flyers just to keep them dry and really fucking expensive. They were like 35 quid each because I had them embroidered and tiny, like really small. And it was the same thing. I ordered a 3XL and it was like, I would say it was three sizes too small.
Speaker: And yet the 3XL t -shirts had been humongous and it's the same company. Like I'm, I'm, I was very pissed off. So be yeah, watch that. It's good that you're, you're aware that they're true to size because the company, the company that i love was the problem we had with our first merch, like Glick ordered a couple of things off the first one we did and it was the sizes were all weird and like they think cat that's not it.
Speaker: Yeah, i was i mean that was like that that hoodie. it was ah it was I ordered it for someone else, and it was a men's small. And it it was a little big on cash. like I think he can wear it now. um Right.
Speaker: And it fits in perfectly. And it was just like, what the fuck? And I have a shirt. But something being too big isn't so bad, bad, but something be, you can still wear it, but something being small is just a waste of fucking money. Do you know what I mean? Cause you can't wear it. so The person I had ordered it for, it was too small for them. Oh, okay. Got you. So, but, um, but then like, well, there was that and then like, I did the GWO shirt and and I was super excited for it. Uh, but it came out all won wonky and weird. And then it was like,
Speaker: Uh, like misprint. Yeah. It was like, it was misprinted. It was really big. And then it was also like super tight around like the, the belly area. And then like flow and then it was like not tight around the arms and shoulders, which is but that's how I like my shirts. I like my shirts tighter up top and more flowy around. but default yeah Yeah. Um,
Speaker: But, uh, and then, yeah, it was just, shit was just wonky as hell. But I think we're going to have a lot of success with this, with this new company. I think, I think we're going to, you know, like I said, it's, it's quality brands and Haynes and, uh, Gildan, which is a, which is a big brand for sportswear, uh, up here out here in the States. So, you know, everything should be true to size. Everything should, should fit accordingly. And I had ordered for the limit originally.
Speaker: and those were those were fine but they only got up to 2xl and i like my stuff big so although it fitted me it felt like too tight do you know what i mean it just felt like tight do you know what i mean and i like mine to be baggy baggy goddamn right sun's out guns and buns is out right and by bun i mean my man bun i was gonna say your man bun hashtag man bun yeah no um I mean, we all like things to fit differently, but I just feel like it should be a standardized. Do you know what I mean? It should be standardized like. Size regulations. Yeah. Yeah. It's annoying. A lot of the Asian companies, their XL is like our large.
Speaker: It was like a medium. Yeah. I also don't like wearing women's t -shirts because they always cut the sleeves really short. Yeah. i've fire And I've got big upper arms. Like I've got really big upper arms. So I like a three quarter length sleeve at least or a long sleeve. And it's really difficult to get that in a women. I like a women's fitted t -shirt obviously because it's the right shape.
Speaker: But I hate the fact the sleeves are always really short. It pisses me off. So I always end up ordering men's t -shirts. Well, we tried to add women's shirts. We tried to add curvy. So that there was another option for women with our merch stuff. So I'd like to wait and see. I don't know.
Speaker: I want to place an order. ah I might do it tomorrow. I want to see what Nicky wants, but I know her dad wants so her dad wants to get a hoodie, um which is really cool. And then I think he was out drinking in the garage the other night with a couple of buddies and they want some stuff too, which is really cool.
Speaker: future, uh, future Pops and law, uh, support and supporting us. That's, that's really cool. It's cool. Um, Mickey, Mickey said, I know what everybody's getting for Christmas this year. yeah right should be waiting them On the podcast, like you should be wearing the plan. I got, I got a place to order. Um, and I want to get here.
Speaker: I'll, yeah, we got the mugs on. Yeah, all all the merch has been reviewed and and everything's up there. So the coffee mugs and the water bottle and the and the black and white logos are both up there. So everything's up there now. Nicky told me that the other yeah other day, yesterday. I think I might have had mine on tonight actually on the stream. I was going to say you had one on tonight. ah think I think I did I, because I just got changed. But yeah, no, I think I did. So you can't see the back of it on the stream.
Speaker: The ones that I'd ordered, the ones that I'd ordered for everyone else, the Fruit of the Loom ones had my face on the back. But I wasn't going to fucking walk around with a photo of my face on the back of my t -shirt. So I had to order a similar one. Yes. Yes, John. I think some of them do come in four or five X. Yeah. For example, the nonsensical nonsense logo black men's T goes to two X.
Speaker: um the See, here's the problem, OK? A man's t -shirt, obviously, is straight up and down, right? Right. Because it's designed for a man. And I've got fucking enormous knockers. So a 2X isn't big enough, hu isn't begging off right? Although the sleeves are like massively, like whatever, they're huge and they're kind of drowned yet. I need the exercise around the chest. But a woman's, you know, t -shirt's the right shape.
Speaker: It's just that fucking short sleeve thing that's really annoying. So a 2x isn't... The white doesn't cost up to 6x. See, that's huge. Yeah, that's way big. Yeah, it looks like some of them did. Some of them did. I think it also depends on the color inside. That's how we added the... Oh, wow. That's really good. That's actually really good because... Mickey actually created that design. Usually 2xl or 3xl is the largest you can get. So yeah, there's a 3x.
Speaker: which would be fine. that right The size CX is fine, but there's no there's not a longer -sleeved one in the women's ones. They're always really short sleeves. We've got the ah jeff pull up the... Jeff, pull up the curvy men's or curvy women's. This one? Right there. Yeah, that's a great... Yeah, I agree. Yeah, women's curvy. It goes to a size 28.
Speaker: Whatever that means. I don't know what that is enough. That sounds huge, but is that an American 28 size? chart Yeah, I think it's American. yeah So what is that a UK size? Hang on. Like I say, it's the sleeves for me. It's not so much the actual because it's women's, you know, so it's like women's do that weird even number thing. Ladies 20 US to UK. Okay.
Speaker: Yeah. Nikki, Nikki made the i that logo. Yeah. Nikki made that nonsensical nonsense logo. I love it. I love that fucking logo. I think it's so fucking cool. She put the be good or be good at it on there. Yeah. She did that for herself, by the way, the mug. I like that one. That one's cool. Well, so, so, so they have a 40 ounce, the 40 ounce tumbler, which one I like to use.
Speaker: But they only come in white. So we're trying to find a logo or something that looks good on it. So this goes up to 2X. This is the unisex tie dye. This is the one. Ain't nothing unfortunate about it, brother. I'm a big boy myself.
Speaker: You know, I should be I still try to squeeze in the two and then this men's moneying I'm really faint doesn't go until five x um really finding it difficult to find anything online that tells me what our US 26 to 28 is in the UK It says UK 8 to 10, which is that's tiny. So that's wrong And she actually created, she, ah yeah, I don't understand. I don't understand. There's, there's probably size charts a little bit. Most, most websites, most websites are most stores like this. They'll, they'll break down the sizes. Cause I'm struggling to find anything online, which is really fucking annoying.
Speaker: she actually created this that logo that's on there too I just and then I had to go through and play with the fonts because uh there was about nine million fonts so we found like 28 us well this just goes a 12 it's an nine uk a lot it's it's all right european is here So a 12 US 12 .5 US is a 43 UK. Yeah, but that's like shoe sizes. That shoe sizes Jeff. Is that shoe? Yeah, that's that's sho says
Speaker: um Oh, good question. Just this size. No, because I'm i'm a 41, you know, there you go she's a seven and a half UK size. Right. So size 14 in the US is two sizes. So it's two sizes bigger. So that's up to a size 30 in the UK. That's fucking enormous. Like that's really big. Yeah. OK, that's that's good to know. Yeah. Like I say, it's the length of the is the length of the sleeves for me because I've got such big upper arms. Right.
Speaker: I always like to have those cards. The baseball tee, I like. Yeah, I like the baseball. Yeah, I like that. i would I would hear that definitely because it's got a longer sleeve. Cool. but um yeah you micy That's Nicky's baby. After I get the fringe out of the way, then that's what I'll be doing. I'll be getting myself one of your t -shirts. Yeah, know where i think I think tomorrow maybe put in a um i'm gonna i'm gonna i think i'm gonna run her up to work tomorrow morning because i gotta go to i gotta go look for a secondary external camera for my laptop and everything like that you want today bud right love you how's your fish tank looking it's better you know i take that do you need any recommendations for that good good you know what you're getting
Speaker: Uh, no, I think I know what I'm going to get. Um, I, I've been, I was doing some, some research and some looking around and, and I, I found one that I really liked. Um, it's not super expensive. And, um, so, so I think I'm, I think I'm going to get it. And like I said, you know, there was really only two things I was looking for and that was, uh, 360 swivel and, um,
Speaker: 1080p. Well, your 1080p isn't that important because you only broadcast out on the internet through your stream at 720 anyway. So it's not going to make any difference if you haven't 1080p camera, because your broadcast is only going to be 720. Well, some platforms do go up to 1080. I think YouTube does automatically. They do go up to, but you're broadcasting through Restream, which Restreams Source is 720. We stream at 1080, because we got the upgrade. We got the pro package.
Speaker: Or yeah, well, yeah, we're used to it. What the hell are we on? We're on StreamYard. But I'm pretty sure it only goes out at 720 as well. Double check that. What I'm saying to you is, don't worry about spending extra for a 1080p camera, although most of them are now anyway. Oh, yeah, no, this is nothing extra. It's okay it's just one of the... But no, on StreamYard, we do go out in 1080 because we upgraded... we do We're not cheap. ah We actually pay for our stream, our streaming features because we actually want quality, but.
Speaker: We upgraded when, when Mark and b Brian joined us because they refuse to, let's be honest. And I'm, this is not me shitting on them. They, they refuse to broadcast onto the network channels that, and they only wanted to put it on their channel. So we had to upgrade. Uh, so we had the eight, eight or 10 destinations so that then they would put it on, which I'm fine with because yeah it came with other features that, that I wanted with StreamYard.
Speaker: right so you're the next one yeah so that it did allow us to stream in 1080p yeah i only use the the but i use the restream that's the entry level page restream so it's like five channels at five destinations or something yeah in all honesty we don't need the eight channels anymore but there's a couple other features on there that i do like i'm not gonna lie um especially with the potential of having to pre recorder show, uh, down the road and instead of an hour, it gives us two hours, which is what most of our shows are now are two hours. Yeah. So, and then some other, email you're going to use the features then you're just going to, you know, have it. Yeah. And like, and, and, and, and, and, you know, I know Jeff has his own YouTube channel and I know Belize has his own YouTube channel.
Speaker: um You know, in all honesty, actually, you know what, and I don't, I can't believe I didn't think about this sooner because I do have a personal YouTube channel. I should start sending it to them. Yes. yeah you know up content just to Build up content on your channel, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, because it was just something that I i created because I was on YouTube and I wanted and they were like, you got to create a. And also, also when you're a guest on other people's things, you could you could send it to your personal, you know, you might not want it on your on the network, right? But you could send it to your personal thing and still have content on your personal channel.
Speaker: I'll put anything I do on the on this network channel. I don't give a damn. but Well, it depends on if you want another person who who you're guessing with to be you know associated with it. That's what I was thinking. Well, there's that too. Facts on facts.
Speaker: You know, so if you're, say, for example, you were guessing with someone, just say, for example, OK, let's just use me as as an example, right? You might not want me affiliated with your network, but you can still have content on your channel. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, no, exactly. um really ah think There are some people that you might not want to have associated with your network is what I'm saying. No, that which makes sense. You know, ah the the the beauty of Like I said, we've been using the Streamyard for what? Oh yeah. A little over two years now. See you, Mandy. Nice seeing you. Lovely. I was just, Mandy, it was good seeing you, stranger. Take care of yourself. Hope you're feeling better. Much love to you, girl. Don't be a stranger. Yeah. We're here.
Speaker: To answer your question, John, you can go out on 1080p on Twitch, but obviously, you know, that uses a lot more bandwidth. Most people tend to just go out at 720, especially but if there's other things that are, you know, if you're using OBS or whatever, it's quite, you know, CPU intensive. I always keep it down to 720 just for speed, just for, you know, lagging or de delay or whatever.
Speaker: so But yes, you can it can go out to 1080p on Twitch. If you're streaming natively on Twitch, but if you're using something like Restream or StreamYard, it depends on the settings for that thing. So as far as i'm as far as I'm aware, my Restream is sourced 720p. That's why I'm saying don't worry about getting a 1080p camera if you're not going out to 1080p. Yeah. now Most camera cameras are that now anyway, and the big upgrade is going to 4K, but there's no point in buying a 4K camera when most streaming things don't go beyond 1080. Do you know what I mean? this's The only time you would want 4K is like you're recording stuff for personal use. Yeah, pre -recorded. I'm going to save this for, yeah well, not even for YouTube, just like I want to have this in my, you know, as, you know, memorying this graduation or or whatever.
Speaker: Yeah, and I wanted one that I could do the 360 swivel on it, because obviously I would like to have, when we're doing the show on the 7th, obviously camera facing me and then the camera facing the crowd and all that, you know, well, actually, well, actually, and we're going to go, we're going to go up Sunday, maybe the Saturday before and and test everything and pardon nus Did you decide on where you're gonna sit at the bar Are you gonna sit up on that balcony thing? I think that's that puts you so far away from the crowd We have options i see i just put it there i get it we wee wee we wee we very i got it i do kind ah Got a couple things in motion
Speaker: i think i think i think I think everybody's going to be pleasantly surprised and and shocked and excited further for the little surprise that I have for that night. shit And it's not just myself. um this is this is this is This is a team effort. This is a joint effort that was put together. and are yeah and I can't find a camera that zooms that much. so yeah i've been looking at I've been looking at NASA -grade cameras, but they don't zoom far enough. That one microscope that attaches to your phone, seriously expensive. Yeah, no. oh You know other the rules here, no penises. But no, I think i think i think it's going to be a fun surprise.
Speaker: I think it's even the third Jeff for a loop. But maybe maybe the Friday before we'll go check everything out and get the lay of the land and play with a couple of things and do that because see this whole thing has yeah no but you really have to because even when you test everything at home it's not the same as being in the situation where you don't know what your wifi is like you don't know how many other people are connected to their wifi like that that's the biggest issue i've had when i went to that venue the wifi is pretty fucking good wifi but then as soon as you've got a building full of other people that are using it
Speaker: right it totally changes and that's why it keeps crapping out so yeah you have to you have to you know there's a setting on your computer that you can actually once you're connecting the wi -fi you can take priority well like the whole thing about it has priority over everything else in my house the cool thing about it is that they they are downtown so you get pretty good cell service but i i when i was there last sunday i don't think they have guest in it. So their internet is solely for like, which is as long as they can give you your, as long as they can give you the password, that was the other thing. Oh yeah. well yeah i did no definite i mean I was supposed to be on the venues, you know, office wifi. I was originally told that. And then a new manager started who didn't have that information. So I've only been able to access the guest wifi, but if as long as you've got their password for their wifi, then. Right.
Speaker: Well, the the great, the great thing is, is my fiance is coordinating and running this event. So I'll get the wifi password. I'll have everything I need. talk action guys i'll have but I'll have everything I'll need. And the cool thing about it is the owners, the owners are super excited to have us there. You know, they, I had talked to the owner before because he also owns a ah garage. He's a mechanic.
Speaker: Oh, nice. You know, he owns a shop right across the street. And then I found out last Sunday that they basically own that entire goddamn block where they're, where they're at. So, but, um, I had talked to him before when Nikki's car was having issues. And, uh, and I was looking at the the little advert, there's a ah local advert and I was like, uh,
Speaker: Is there like a number on here we can call because I was thinking about putting in an advertisement for the network, you know, to advertise the show locally. Right. And he was like, what do you want to advertise? And I told him, I said, you know, I host the podcast, I created a network, there's several shows on it, you know, like that. He was like, Oh, have you heard of Buckeye extra? And I said, I can't say that I have. He's like, Yeah, we just opened it up not too long ago. And he's like, it'd be really cool if we had you do a show there. I was like, I'm down, let me know, you know, and Right. Kind of exchanged a little bit of information and then finally, oddly enough, Nicki started working up there. So they've been looking for an excuse to have us there.
Speaker: And they're big, with they're they're in with the community and I'm i'm excited for it. I mean, I'm really excited. I'm hoping to create a local presence for our shows and be able to do more in the community and get out more and and and participate in the in the community and and whatnot. can And do and do different different events and different things. I mean, ah you know it's no big secret here in the next year or two, I want to do a weekend.
Speaker: a music event. And some artists that I've brought that up to is like, you tell me the day and the time and I'm there. and Like a Wayne's World kind of thing.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't care. You know, I'll drive, we'll drive, whatever. We're there. Like like i should like a glitz has a music showcase kind of thing. Well, yeah, like a, like a, mountain school like like a, like a nonsensical network, uh, music event or. Yeah. Like a mixed, a mixed bowl. Yeah. Music. Yeah. yeah and And, and, and do it Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Um, I have a venue in mind and I think it'd be really cool. Um, but there's a lot of moving the parts.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Doing it, doing it, doing it three days running. There's a lot of moving parts and that sounds really ambitious. Maybe a one off event to start with and then you know like so go, go bigger. Go home. go big o You can't run with a big dog. You stay on the porch. But, why but with that, with that comes, you know, obviously, obviously Jeff can't do it, but, but bringing in Connor, bringing in Blaney's getting them up here, getting them a part of it. Um,
Speaker: You know, 40 inch TV on the stage and I can be I mean, we'll figure out a way to make it, you know, and and and and doing the show. Yeah. Like I said, it's as I said, it's it's it's a good probably two years down the road. But nonetheless, it's it's it's.
Speaker: especially me being such a music, such a huge music fan. And if I can, and I want to be a part of the community so bad, you know, like obviously this shows a little crazy. Actually, this shows a lot crazy, but at the end of the day. When you say part of the community, you mean your local community or do you mean the music community? What do you mean by part of the community? Both. I want to be, I want to be a part of my local community. I want to do things. I want to be able to take the show and go to like,
Speaker: like this event that's going on on the seventh, I want to be able to go like, do a live show from, they have a farmer's market during the summer, like every Tuesday, go down there and do a show from there. And and being able to interact, just be in a body and community, be in a voice of the community.
Speaker: Right. Like a local community radio station, but live streamers that are radio. Exactly. Yeah. Like when radio stations would be at car shows and stuff like that. Make sure you've always got your nonsensical nonsense t -shirt on when you're doing them. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All. Yeah. No, no, no. I'll always be rocking.
Speaker: No, no, I'll always be rocking here. My nephew, my nephew actually, him and his buddies, they basically run a print shop. And if you'd ever answer his goddamn phone, Levi William, you can hear this. Answer your goddamn phone and talk to your uncle. I was hoping to get shirts made for this weekend. That would be good. And the following weekend. If you order them online and do a rush priority, how quickly can you get them?
Speaker: I don't know but um but so on on the website on my end that is shipping to mexico mexico so that's obviously a big difference uh non -priority is uh i saw it the other day when i was looking at uh if you do priority i i can get it to myself in three days with priority so maybe worth all doing that like you'd have it in time for your event Yeah, I have to look at it. But Nikki also has a lady that she's ordered a bunch of stuff from that I might've asked her to reach out to and see if like she could knock it out by Thursday.
Speaker: But I'm trying to support my nephew and his friends, but I think some bitch don't answer his phone. I'm talking to you. Yeah, but it's a one off. If you're just ordering one off. Oh no, no, no, no. It depends upon the quality and how good they do.
Speaker: Uh, in all honesty, uh, you know, depending upon what they do and what they can offer me, cause you know, money wise and stuff like that, um, I might go through them for, for everything. Um, but I want to see what they can do and what they can offer. and I would love to be able to support my nephew and his friends. I was just talking about for your event this weekend. So you had, so you were wearing something. Yeah, for a one -off. If you just ordered it from your own like print on demand as a one -off, one t -shirt, just so you know what I mean, and just ordered it proudly. So you had that, you know, and then what do you have as an international? With international shipping, I would get it the 29th or the 2nd.
Speaker: If I do express the 29th, four days, four days. Yeah. So yeah, like I'm gonna, I'm gonna see if he can reach out to her, her lady that's done quite a few things for cups and shirts and stuff like that and see if we can get something done by Thursday.
Speaker: And, uh, if that can happen, then I might go ahead and do that one off because we don't have a clicks house of music. And I would like to be rocking clicks house of music with the national network work on it yeah for, for this weekend coming up. And then, uh, next weekend, obviously, even if you had something with a QR code on the back or something like something so that people can, you know, like, I still got to figure out how to make one. I can send you an easy as fuck. I can send you the fucking QR code. We have four of them.
Speaker: I want to network one that'll take us to the BioLink. I can do that in about 30 seconds. In fact, BioLink does it for you. BioLink dot .com has one. Do they? Yeah. When you're on BioLink at the top, when you find... Hey, I'm all busy over here, all right? I'm not looking at everything. As the administrator, when you go onto BioLink at the top right -hand corner, there's a spot where you can get the link or you can get a QR code.
Speaker: and it gives you the code for your bio link. And all you can do is copy and paste. I'd like to see if I can find it. Because I don't have enough other stuff going on. I don't have enough other stuff going on. It takes two seconds. It's worth doing. If you're doing this event and you want people to be able to do it. Do it right. Good idea.
Speaker: Just take a quarter of the things that I do and then talk to me.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. What was the last time you posted on social media? What was the last time? What was the last time you posted on our social media? Yesterday. Well, why? Today. Could you not just go on the. Share it on the show, fucker. Could you not just send them the QR code just now? Yeah. Give me a second and shut them up.
Speaker: and All the time that you've done all the things I've been talking about, it you could have fucking done it by now. Do you know what I mean? Just yeah.
Speaker: You know how often I go to our buy -all -in page? I'll be 100 % honest with you you. I was there last Sunday and that was simply to add the merch link. And I didn't look at anything else because at the same time I was doing 14 other fucking things. For quite a while, the stuff, although you changed the name, it was still going to like the old broken link. Yeah. I don't know what was up with that because I because i had changed it multiple times. and i didn't want you I didn't want you thinking and I was being a dickhead by pointing it out. No, no, no. Because obviously you're telling people, you know,
Speaker: to go find you on the bio link and then it's not clicking to anything. Do you know what I mean? Yeah I know because it it did that multiple times and I don't know what was going on with that because I changed it and I had changed it like three times when you said that I was like I wasn't getting I was getting frustrated with like bio link like what the fuck are you doing like I've gone in there I've fixed it I've tested it I know it worked and then it's still working so I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I just thought you thought I was being a fucking pedantic pain in the
Speaker: yeah So i think it's I think it's finally fucking working properly. um I don't know. I but i haven't looked ah haven't looked at it again since. It was just that when I was trying to do your you bio on the jukebox duty website,
Speaker: I was trying to find your links for everything because obviously I have them all linked on your, and still don't you still still never gave me a bio, but under your photo, all your links to your social medias are on there. And that's the reason I was on your bio link was to get your social media links. That's what I was trying to do. All you have to do is just just put, click is the chain of everything. Who's the greatest of all time.
Speaker: There's your bio. Until it comes to making a a QR code. Because there it is. Ta -da. I'll be the judge of that. We'll see if it fucking works. Hang on. Put it back up on the screen. I'm going to test it. You fucking came away. Let me drop the banner because the banner blocks it. You guys talk the most yourself. I'm going to watch for both. There you go. Test it. Right.
Speaker: done done done. It's taking a while. It's taking a while to load up. Why are you assholes still on this supposed to be Browns in Seattle? Okay, it's not loading for me. I don't know why it's not. I got a QR code readers.
Speaker: Ha, it don't work. No, I think it is. I think it's just really slow internet or something. I don't know what's going on. Yep, it works.
Speaker: Scared my qr thingy people and follow us love us. I just tested it it goes right to the cuco talking to you Jeff I'm talking to the world. That's watching this David says merch store the merch store shakes But if you but When you uh with your bot when you if you go on to the bio link Like as the admin it'll give you a colored one Oh, you've got the same, you've got the same leo as mine with the rainy, the rainy window. Rainy background. Oh, I did that. It's an option because I did the same thing with mine. You fucking copycat. I've never honestly seen your bio link. Oh, well, you're not missing anything. It's the same as yours. I follow you. I already follow you. On everything. You follow me on everything. So there's no point in going to the bio link. Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker: just tell I just tell everybody else because it's so much easier to just to be like, go to so -and -so's bio link and then just follow them on whatever you want to follow them on. Follow them on everything. It's funny how some people's funny how some people following people on things is seen as being supportive and other people following people on things is seen as being a stalker. Do you know what I mean? It's like the narrative changes depending on who it is.
Speaker: yeah facts
Speaker: What are you going to do? I'm not the rain. I'll be honest. I stalk everybody. I don't like 90 % of the people I follow. I just stalk them. Cause I have the nonsensical network on mine. I have the bio link in my bio link from Jeff's garage. So it's bio link conception. Is that what you're saying? Pretty much. but I'll add yours later. Once I've got a link on bio link action. Wow. Yeah.
Speaker: Like if you go to the Jeff garage by a link, it goes, it has a nonsense will nonsense, nonsense will network by a link in it. What in the fuck are you doing right now? OK, there we go. I'll just go to my local channel, you fucking whores. What are you talking about? I was trying to put the Cleveland game on and it was supposed to be on the NFL network and it wasn't. They were showing stupid Philadelphia.
Speaker: Stupid Minnesota, so I had to go to my local channel to watch the brownies. but I'm going to click on all your links and check if they all work, right? Just because. Right. they should tod I hope they work. I don't know why my internet is so fucking slow. It's like everything's like in slow motion, but I don't know why.
Speaker: all work because Maybe everybody in the house is all on the internet all at the same time 75 people in your fucking house all the other day and's he there in the morning and everybody should be fucking sleeping tell them damn kids go It's kind of hard to do that when the adults do not I mean like but right the hell are you up so oh they are you I'm sorry. I don't mean to keep yawning down the microphone. Where does everybody tonight? It's very quiet in here. but think see i think I think we've been boy. I think we've been boycotted again. Oh, oh no. ever Ever shall we do. I suppose Brian's not not Brian. Brian hasn't pulled up here tonight.
Speaker: He's on vacation. Is he not busy? Maybe busy elsewhere? I seem he seems to be busy elsewhere a lot of the time. No, nobody else is. No, no, nobody else is. OK. All right. I'm surprised he's not up here. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that as well. ah so actually Let me let me like you know to to change the conversation. Let me ask you guys a question. I'm going to post this on social media as well. Go on. If you could go on tour for one week with any band,
Speaker: Oh, I've done this already in real life. Have you done it in my life? What? No, I'm saying in real life, I've been and on tour with the bands that I've been on tour with. but oh me fancy pants McGee over here. It's like, it's not hypothetical for me, you know? and Well, you're not allowed to answer. You just sit there and be quiet. Okay. I'll sit here and be quiet.
Speaker: yeah Yeah. If you you go on tour for one week, actually. but So, yeah, if you go on tour for one week with any band, who would it be? And like, you can almost, you've already done it. You are. now who Who have you gone on tour with? Like Jeff's thinking. Yeah. You know what I'm like about name dropping.
Speaker: I don't give a damn what you feel like being dropping. This is nonsenible nonsense. We name drop here. I've been on tour with a few, few well -known bands from the 80s and also on, they used to do like a mixed build tour, like a here and now tour. So you have to be working with multiple people, multiple different bands. You know what I'm, do you know what I'm talking about? Those mineral rewind festival type. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: rep like like for instance if if i were to let's say i would want to go hang out with crip kid rock think it'd be fun however
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: you know i don't have like I can't think of a band that I know all their songs, kind of thing.
Speaker: because i'm i I'll tell you that I haven't toured with that I think would be fun. Depeche Mode, although obviously one of them croaked last year, which is sad. But I feel like, you know, the scale of their stuff, because it's stadium scale, I feel like that would be fun. And obviously they're still touring.
Speaker: that I haven't haven't worked with them, so I think that would be fun. But obviously, like, I'm i'm not going to sit here and name all the people that I've worked with. That sounds wanky.
Speaker: You've gone quiet. I don't want to tell you. It's not that it's a secret. I don't want to tell you guys off the here, but I'm not going to sit on the internet and tell people and drop names. Well, you know, if you tell me off the air, I'm going to come on the air and I'm going to tell everybody.
Speaker: No, you won't. You've got too much respect for me. Yeah, I am a wanker, but you still would respect me enough to not do it, you know? I don't think it's name -chopping and I don't think it's douche. I think it's cool. But also there's a difference between other people talking about you and you talking about it yourself.
Speaker: And it's the same as like it's the same as like the the guy at the radio, right, jokingly called me the Queen of Elektronika and then changed it recently to the goddess of Elektronika. If I had called myself the goddess of Elektronika, that would be really fucking windy. That's douche. But the fact that the fact the fact that the past work yeah but the fact that the radio at the boss at the radio station did it, it's kind of like a joke. Do you know what I mean? like it's like And I right and don't claim any responsibility for that. I didn't call myself that. I called yourself the champ.
Speaker: Yeah, it's the same thing. yeah i'm gonna I'm gonna stop talking about being the MC for Southern Outlaws Band. and And then the following Saturday's event, because I'm learning that that makes me a douche by talking about that stuff and promoting that stuff. So I'm going to go ahead and edit. Listen, that's different because what you're doing is you're promoting something that's upcoming, right? And, you know, that's different to saying, oh, well, I've worked with so -and -so and I've worked with so -and -so. I fully intend on coming on here and talking about it after the fact, too. I think it's just a me thing.
Speaker: being a bit like that. like i i don't yeah i don't I don't think it's douchey. I think it's i think it's a yeah think it's almost like a resume. We should be allowed to celebrate you know our our achievements and our successes and our wins. I mean, you shouldn't feel bad because you've got to work with like, and just throwing a name out I'm just throwing a name out there. Like you got to go on tour and photograph like Elton John or something like that. It's not douchey or dropping names because you get to say that. who yeah know like i think if there are a I think if there are anecdotal stories relating to that thing then that's okay like for example on the radio a couple of years ago we were asked to talk about songs that mean something to us and as part of that obviously I dropped a few anecdotal stories of you know there was a story about when I'd photographed OMD and a taxi driver had been at the gig like that's fair enough but just to sit here and say oh I've worked with so -and -so or I've toured with so-ands so -and -so
Speaker: I think it's just I don't feel the need to name other people to make myself seem more interested. It's not about feeling bad. I know what I'm capable of. I know what I've done. I know what I've achieved. I know that I've been good at much. I don't feel that I need to try and elevate myself in some way by name dropping. No, and I get that. But here's the caveat.
Speaker: We've brought up music and people that you work with. That's when it's okay for you to name drop. If you just if we randomly drop it into a conversation because you want to be important. That's when you become a dude or, or, or, or, or if you, or if you. Cannot create like success or content on your own and you're a co -tail rider or something like that.
Speaker: I think that's different, but like, you know, I asked a question. You're like, well, I've already got to do that. Okay. Well, now we're intrigued. Now we want to know. That's like, that's kind of cool. That's, you know, that's not, that's not sounding douche. I mean, cause that'd be like, that'd be like, if I said, you know, I'd love to go on tour with guns and roses. And then next year I'm like, I'm like, guys, I'm gonna go hang out with guns and roses for a week. You can kind of get, obviously, and I feel like,
Speaker: and even bigger deals being made about it by not talking about it. but there There are clues in, you listen to my radio show, right? And you hear some of the names at the start of the radio show, right? Obviously there's there's a reason why those people are saying that they are are that are on the identity, it's because I know them. You know, when Simple Minds manager came in and did, you know, Jukebox Judy, there's a reason Simple Minds manager came in and did Jukebox Judy. Like, I know these people because... Never heard of them. ah the You never heard of Simple Minds, fair enough.
Speaker: and that's the nothing thing that show That's the other thing as well. I could name a bunch of well -known bands in the UK and you might go like, who? Do you know what I mean? like so know No, that makes sense. I know I've heard of them and I think they had i think in the States they were like a one -hit wonder. Maybe in the States,
Speaker: maybe in the states but in Europe and over here they're a stadium band. They're as big as U2. Yeah. Well, I mean, there's bands like that over here that are huge here. But, you know, yeah. And that's that's but that's the cool thing about, you know, like me being a music fan and you being a music fan. Oh, my God. ah You know, you know that, you know, so I do know who's. Yeah, they sing the song, don't you? Which is the I didn't know I had to look it up. That was a big hit and that was a big hit in the States, but they have had other hits.
Speaker: I honestly, I'm not the music guy. But here's the thing as well, right? Bruce Finley came in and did that jukebox jury, right? He was Supermind's manager, then their heady. And he's got stories to tell. And I can sit and listen to those stories for hours. And I don't feel like I've got anything to say that's of any kind of interest compared to these stories that these guys can tell. I would much rather sit here and listen to other people's stories than tell my own. Do you know what I mean? I've never been talking about myself. I've never been that good at that, but I can certainly listen.
Speaker: and see but that's the thing like like when I'm doing a conversation online and it's lasting forever it's lasting four hours long but you know I mean like I mean if you I don't I don't think you guys saw any of those interviews I did on HAPS but I did very little talking and like yeah I spoke enough to eke out the information and let the people talk I don't think so not at that point on that point yeah No, no, no, no, no. That came later when another person, you know, started to get... yeah um that This is like, you know, like an artist like Bruce Springsteen. I don't know how big he is overseas, but he's a fucking massive superstar here. He's massive here as well. He just recently played at the Montyfield Stadium around here. Like for instance, Kylie Minot,
Speaker: in the UK. She's huge here. Yeah. Well, and in the States, yeah no, she's a bit too, but I get what you mean. ah yeah yeah i you do nonetheless The question is, the question is, it just throw a band out there. If you can think of one lady, but the question is, if you go on tour for one week with any band, who would it be?
Speaker: i think I think either Kid Rock or or or somebody like... um What's the... Buck, I forgot his name.
Speaker: Oh my God, I just had it. What's he say? Hold on, I have it right here. I just have to scroll up. ah Whoa, way early start, bro.
Speaker: Jesus. Bon Jovi. That can be cool. I like Bon Jovi. I'm not afraid to admit it. What is there going to be afraid of admitting that you like Bon Jovi? There's a, there's a, there's a. I mean, other than the fact that you mentioned Jamie Lee Curtis are almost identical at this point.
Speaker: yeah I mean, if Jamie Lee Curtis had long hair or if you gave or if you gave Bon Jovi a like Bon Jovi got old and turned into a grandma and say, even Tyler. Oh, it's kind of the Aerosmith. They're no longer to Steven Tyler. Steven Tyler looked like he's slowly become Mrs. Doubtfire.
Speaker: And why is he such an ugly man? But his daughter is gorgeous. And she looks just like him. Probably because he married a supermodel or some shit. Yeah, but his daughter, Liv, looks just like him. Yeah. only But in the best way possible. it's kind of It kind of weirds me out because it's like, do I find Steven Tyler sexually attractive? No. Maybe if he was that ripped.
Speaker: you I've never been that drunk, buddy. Somebody put a set of tatas on Steven Tyler when I bang Steven. I don't really think she looks like him. I think she looks just like him. I think so. Yeah. Like like if if somebody showed me a picture of her. apartment yeah she's like Somebody showed me a picture of her and didn't tell me who she was. I'd be like, Jesus Christ, is she related to Steven Tyler? She looks just like him. Yeah.
Speaker: There's no denying that she is a dog. No, I'm not in myself. No, I'm like, fuck, I'm not thinking of the right person, because she's brunette, isn't she? She's gorgeous. Look at that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's who I'm thinking of. See, now, now I see your second guess on yourself. I'm totally, totally. See you with Tyler too now. She looks like, same nose, same mouth. That looks like more like she's standing with her mum than her dad. Do you know what I mean? Like, yeah.
Speaker: Well, I'm saying, see what Tyler and and and and and John Bon Jovi transitioned into grandmas without even transitioning. They look like old women. Steven Tyler literally dresses like Mrs. It doesn't not become like a thing when men get older, they become more feminine when they lose their testosterone and and old and old women become more masculine because they lose estrogen. That's an actual thing. Yeah, I think you work for it. I mean, you're not wrong, but.
Speaker: My grandpa never got feminine. Neither one of my grandpa's got feminine. I know a lot of old men that are not feminine. You know what I'm saying? I'm not saying they get necessarily feminine. They get more feminine. They tone down. Yeah. Yeah. There's feature softener or whatever. And I don't know. Maybe it's a rock star thing because they've always been, you know. Maybe it's how the Botox is handled. Botox drugs. Yeah. You know, there's, there's a lot of, there's a,
Speaker: I've made lines on that wall. this Right? Yeah, it kind of looks like it, but so bored. John, it's still here, and he's all quiet in the in the comments. Are you coming up here? Yeah, come on. No, I love Tyler. I've always thought that Tyler was super - Link is literally just above your comment. I haven't seen people on the screens weirding me out, and he's doing something odd on my OCD. We need to have four screens still.
Speaker: so you know it's gonna have even numbers of everybody absolutely it would it would be so easy for me to say for that question you know if i could go on tour for a week like who would i want to go on tour with you like i could be like guns and roses to disturb garb brooks one of my favorite country singers of all time george straight blah blah blah but i in all honesty in all seriousness i think if i could go on the road for one week with any band It would have to be in Blacktop Mojo. I would love to go hang out with those guys for a week. Can I just add something else into that conversation? Sure. It also depends on what it is that you're doing with them on tour. Like if you're just hanging out backstage, that's different to wanting to tour with someone. If you're performing with them yeah or if you're, or if you're photographing them or if you're, Oh, no, this is like like a hangout. Yeah. Like a hangout, like an almost famous kind of deal. Yeah. You get to go spend the week with them and you're not performing. You're not.
Speaker: work and you're just there and you're just hanging out with them. I think it would, you know, in 100, man, they have really become one of my favorite bands ever. If it's just hanging out, there's a whole bunch of people that I would see. If it's not like, if it's not like working, if it's not like, yeah, it's not work related. It's, it's like, bull and spin' eat they're like hey, you're our guests. Come with us. We'll cover everything you just hang.
Speaker: Jump on the bus and let's fucking go. kill Get on the bus. stupid but killers There's my answer. The killers. to kill How many times have you worked with killers already? I'm trying to get it out. Well. Yeah, ah there it is. You wanker. Look at you being all wanky and shit. You're so douchey.
Speaker: I still totally did not. pleaseion start
Speaker: But I having this buzz salt think Brandon Flowers is one of the most gorgeous men on the planet. So a lot of women find that man attractive. Yep. Who's that? Brandon Flowers.
Speaker: I have to look him up. I don't know what he looks like. He's okay. He's a little bit short, but, you know. I was going to say, isn't he short? while most Well, most men are short. Well, I think he's the same height as me, but that makes him kind of short. Do you know what I mean? most Most men are short to you compared to you. I think if you're tight for men in America, it's like 5 '9", or something like that. Yeah, 5 '10". What's his face? Oh, God. He's 5 '10".
Speaker: I'm saying he's the same height as me. I just said that. How is that short? Well, because he's the same height as me. He's taller than me, is he? So you stand on a step or have him stand on a step. You got some platform, Brandon. Yeah, some platform shoes or put some whatever the hell they're talking about. Ronnie Vinicci. In fact, they're all quite tall.
Speaker: Ronnie the drummer ronnivanitchchi Drummers. Vinicci the Drummers. Well, he's taller than me. and and The bassist's a giant mark. He's really tall. Like 6 '4 or something. Well, no wonder he looks short. He's surrounded by fucking glutes. Really tall people. Yeah. Yeah. They're all taller than him. Yeah. Kuning's taller than him as well. They've Kunen the guitarist. Yeah. Yeah. So the drummer is...
Speaker: 6 -1. Yeah. I know. I'm not going to tell you how I know, but I know. man oh i'm not like a tree no I didn't say that either. Very, very intense eye contact. wherere we're we're where We're reading between the lines. Yeah. We're interpreting. Yeah, I'm not telling. I was born at night. It wasn't last night. I'm just saying.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: Yeah. and I was going to say that but I'm going to shut up Helen. Okay. No, but here's my thing. here's Here's my thing about the height thing. Is that I don't understand and maybe it's because I'm a short fucker, but I don't understand why why people have so much preference on height. Okay. In my experience. We're all the same size lying down. but as ah As a tall woman.
Speaker: mostly man you're naja miss Mostly men have an issue with women being taller. It makes them feel less manly. They want to feel big and strong and have a little petite woman on their arm. For the most part, it's the man that has the issue if the woman's taller than them. Well, I will say. i hate to be my In my experience. I will, I will, I will.
Speaker: counter that with, that's not necessarily true because you go on any dating app and they all want dudes that are six foot, 75 to 80 % of the women don't put in their profile. If you're not over six foot, or if you're not at least six foot swipe, I don't even know which way you're supposed to, that's a different question to what was just asked.
Speaker: I can't answer for other women and I can't answer for short women. All I can tell you is in my experience as a tall woman. Personal experience. Most men have an issue if the woman is taller. And don't say that I'm wrong because you will know guys that would have an issue if the woman's taller. It goes both ways, men and women. Every woman is taller than me. Well, that's true. That's because you're a short heart. Most kids are taller than me. The only woman that is shorter than me is my mother.
Speaker: What? My mom, my mom is literally five foot. His mom is five two and a half. I just, I just, I just saw, I just saw John's comment. That's quite funny. In reality, Leggy is a supermarket on the deal. No, definitely not. Definitely, definitely not. That's quite funny though. No, I have no problem about heights.
Speaker: size i think i think I think it goes both ways in today's society. you know There are a lot of men who have dating apps. I don't know i don't have a lot of experience with the dating app world. so i you know i just I have almost none. but that ah little more man they weren't on the Most again in my personal experience, most men on dating apps lie about their height. And I say most, almost all of them, if they're under 6 foot, they will lie. so And it's usually 2 inches, is usually so if someone says they're 5 '11", they're usually 5 '9".
Speaker: And then you turn up and meet them and then, I mean, they don't, and I've already put that in five 10 on my fucking profile. And for some reason they think I'm not going to notice that they're shorter than me. And then it's an issue. on a d then it a minute i then go up with a later And then an issue. They'll turn on and say, Oh, but wait a minute. It's an issue. They'll turn on and say, Oh, you're taller than I thought. And then it's an issue. And it's like, well, I didn't fucking lie about my height. You lied about yours.
Speaker: Jeff Jeff shows up on his son shoulders the world's tallest No, like i have zero problem with anybody being taller me because most people are taller me I think I think I don't it's it's it's weird that heights become a thing like especially like in today's society and I agree dating apps like I don't have a whole lot of experience with them mainly because i it excited you know um on every while a Everybody lies on there. Both men and women lie on there. but then you can also and and And now I haven't seen any, it's not like I'm looking at dudes or anything like that. But like you can almost tell a woman's personality when they put the most
Speaker: Like just i just like their requirements for a man. It's just like, who is swiping on you? And I'm sure it's the same way with dudes. Like I think the doucheiest thing a guy could do is put a profile picture up there.
Speaker: of them up but them holding a fish I don't know why that bothers me but it does and I know it happens a lot because that's just to catch the country girls boy i theyre like I've talked to a lot of you know like you know when I used to go live on TikTok and stuff the majority of my viewers would be female and in that topic of conversation the dating apps again I have no experience with them I would just listen to horror stories But like I always thought it was douchey. And then I started hearing women say the same thing. And they're like, why do guys put pictures of fish in their Tinder profile or whatever? And I'm like, I don't know. I just thought it was a douchey thing to do in general. I mean, hey, if you like fish. I would not be mad at that. Fish. I would not be mad at that. That's like, Jeeves and I stand the next to each other.
Speaker: I love them. I love, I love, you know, like my lady had to go buy a booster seat before Jeeves came to visit. just right but but That was funny. she carried around One of those baby harnesses, she strapped it to herself. They put Jeeves in the same thing she got to do to you, Jeff. If you ever go out there, she can put me on a backpack.
Speaker: I'm gonna paint Yoda. I'm gonna paint myself green and jump on Leggy's back. You all make certain work um yeah only it sound like I'm absolutely humongous and I'm emily so only '10", but I'm only 5 '10", but you make it sound like I'm a fucking giant. But I'm 5 '3". You are an Amazon Celtic warrior, a Viking Celtic warrior. Calm down, you're massive. You're built like a tank.
Speaker: but and ugly as fuck. I'm built like a Volvo. um but You are the twatmobile. That's Yep. I'm just going to go for a ride on the when he goes... get that this i never I'll never go out of fashion because I was never in fashion in the first place, OK? Yeah. Just like a Volvo. I'm an acquired taste.
Speaker: john it's not it's not not It's not that tall, John. It's average height for a man. So it makes me tall for a woman. Yeah, definitely tall for a woman. There's one chick. But I'm not humongous. She's like six, nine or something like that. No, she's not. Yeah.
Speaker: No, this is no yeah there's a guy, the guy that she interviewed, he's also super tall. Like the dude wears size 28, two and shit. And she interviewed him and she's like two inches shorter than him. Now they're dating. Who are we be talking about? They're both, there's two people on TikTok. They're fucking - I don't know why we talk. There's one chick and she's got an OnlyFans and everything else. And she's like,
Speaker: I'm the world's only seven foot two supermodel. Well, she might be, I mean, she's called for a woman. Don't get me wrong. She might be six foot tall, but she fails to mention in every video that she does and every tick tock, every YouTube that she's wearing 20 inch heels. Oh yeah. there's Diode heels are every bit of a minimal 12 inches. Now see if I was wearing heels. Here's the thing. I can't do heels, right? Well, okay. I'll correct that. I'll correct that. I can't do heels out of the bedroom. I can't do heels walking down the street. I look like a bad drag act, right? If I tried to wear heels, I just look like a bad guy. I'm like Bambi on ice. I'm like Bambi on ice. I just can't. Well, yeah, because you have to get used to them.
Speaker: No, but I'm too top -heavy, Jeff. My center of gravity. No, and I just look like a bad drag act. No, but that there's one chick. She does have it on like that. She has the world's longest legs. Do you know what should really scare you, though, John? She's scary. Leggy in a pair of steel toe -capped boots. That should scare you more. but but That's just a turn -on, I'm terrible. You know what Jeff Skink is? That's true.
Speaker: but a welder in that woman's hand how you do jesus I'm go make tea because Jeff needs to cool down and I need to step away from the screen before he gets to it. Like ah he's went all red and he's blushing and shit. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I think Jeff's got a little crushy crush on like I got a crush on everybody.
Speaker: And I say little because he's five foot tall. Yeah. he's Thing is, that's the thing about Jeff, right? He, there is no distinction. Any holds a goal. So it's not about leggy. It's about anything that breeds. Oh, that's what she's fixing to do. She go kick it right in the balls, right in the bubbles, right in the bubbles. Sounds like a you bro.
Speaker: ah Nope. There's nothing to drink water. what is it
Speaker: Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. How do I put this into fucking words? Yeah, there we go. Perfect. Hey Jeff, talks amongst yourself. Are you a foot guy, John? Oh no. You're a foot fetish, John. That's creepy. I know someone who used to have a better foot fetish. Really?
Speaker: No fucking way. Yeah, I'm gonna go make tea. I'll be back in a minute. Okay. No, you can't just drop a fucking bomb like that Take us a break. I want to hear more about this. Oh, I totally totally can drop a bomb like that and just leave it sitting there No names will be said Actually, it's a good idea because I got a simple easy message real quick My back feet are floating I don't want to leave just stranded. Let's do, let's do, let's do some more Southern Outlaws. Let's do another Southern Outlaws because it's Saturday night, ladies and gentlemen. We're, we're three hours in. Good friends.
Speaker: Good whiskey, good music. It's good for the soul. Here's a little Southern Outlaw. Y 'all make sure you go show our friends some love. Our boys, our family are with the Southern Outlaws Band. They're everywhere on social media. And everywhere you listen to music at the Southern Outlaws Band, go show them some love, go listen to their music. And again, August 31st, Newton Falls, Ohio, 5 '4".
Speaker: Distillery. We're going to be doing a charity show. I will be there. They will be there. Joshua Lee Nelson will be there. Uh, we're going to be doing something for the disabled vets and, and having a good time. And this song right here is exactly what we're doing Saturday night. So we'll be back here in just a few minutes. Here's a little good for your soul from the Southern Outlaws.
Speaker: It's good for the soul.
Speaker: a really
Speaker: Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense, everybody. It's Saturday night and that means we got the open door challenge. lie And then in full effect, ladies and gentlemen, the link is in the chat. If you're feeling extra froggy, you're feeling extra or frisky. Go ahead and hit that link and come on up here on screen. We just ask that you turn the camera on and please put your penises away. Nobody wants to see you back.
Speaker: Well, maybe Jeff does, but I'll say speak for yourself, buddy. If there's a winner on that monitor, I swear to God's do.
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Speaker: Yeah. That sounds like a lot of work. I have to look into it. and prop the problem The other problem with that is is we tend to change stuff around and then we'd have to fix it. So yeah. Yeah, ah work we do. We do have a tendency to, sorry, I was talking to Blaze,
Speaker: yeah a host of, whose argument is it anyways, and co -host on What the Fuck News, filling co -host on Men Can for Men,
Speaker: Uh, he's just, you know, he he was trying to get his show posted and it was ran into a couple issues. So I was, I was helping him out. Uh, my, my job's never done around here, guys constantly always working. You know, I do what I can to bring you guys some amazing content, some great shows.
Speaker: great lineup of hosts and co hosts. I'm like Nick Fury putting the Avengers together. I'm the Tony Stark of the Avengers initiative. Wow.
Speaker: I'm like Deadpool and Deadpool three. I am the nonsensical network Jesus. And unlike some people's God, I actually answered
Speaker: diabetes. I don't know what that has to do with anything. I don't either. I just I just like that photo. diabetes. You know, it's true. You know, it's true, Jeff. You are. I'm a man. i I'm a man of many wonders. I'm a man of many wonders and few mysteries.
Speaker: Okay. You say so. If you use these. Yeah, I've been told that a time or two by the way. she told you
Speaker: scream out, God, no, it's click. It's not that hard.
Speaker: but I have been compared to it God from time to time. I mean, it is what it is. I'm just that great. I wish I could do a Donald Trump impersonation like Connor does. Right. I know he's comes out like sound like Christopher Walken. Yeah. See, I'm the greatest of all time. I'm a champ. Look at her Kappa, I'm a champ. You know, John, you know, John, not all heroes wear capes, my friends. With great power comes great responsibility.
Speaker: Walk tall and carry a big stick. Walk tall. Speak excited softly and have a big click in the back pocket. That's what these guys do. They speak softly. I walk so they can run. I walked so you guys could run.
Speaker: I gave the ultimate sacrifice for you on the cross. Okay, I'm back. What did I miss? Oh, Glick's trying to make him sound so super important. I've compared myself to Jesus and God on multiple occasions. Oh dear, you blasphemer. No, Blaze is actually working on his show. He's not here. I'd feel bad for yelling at him to come up here and hang out with us tonight, but I would not feel bad if Jeff yelled at him.
Speaker: so wait a minute hang on because I missed because I wasn't in the room and I was trying to take my laundry out so I'm completely missed what was going on so who's shouting at who nobody no I was just I was just pleased to say I was having a moment he has to do that but to be fair where the fuck is Blaze like what's going on he's starting school he's up I thought I was, I was, I was helping him. He was having some issues. Do you want me to, do you want me to message him and ask him where the fuck he is? No, no. Here's what you do. Just give him my hey blade. No, I'm going to send him. Okay. Okay. Okay. Be quiet in the background. I'll mute you. I'll, I'll mute the mic. Right. I'm going to, no, you guys be quiet in the background. Right. And I'll, I'll, I'll send him a voice message. You ready? Yeah. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. Hey, please.
Speaker: but night ah I'll play it back and see if it sounds okay. Hang on a minute. Wait a minute. Let me play it back. Hang on. a That sounds dirty. yeah Oh yeah. Because when I go, hey, daddy, please. That's not dirty. No, of course not. No, that's creepy as fuck. No, it's not dirty. It's sexy because Your lord and savior, Glick has said it. oh Every time I walk into a room, of course, angels break into souls. Sigh and relief that you left the other room. No, the only angel that sighs is in relief is Saint Pete because I'm no longer in the VIP section. or rather yeah Speaking which, Leggy, have you seen Good Omens? Yes.
Speaker: Is that so good? I kind of want to watch. Actually, it's it's very, very, very super fucking British. My youngest, my youngest child who is a massive hoovian is big into big omens. And obviously the David Tennant connection, you know. Yes. Yeah. So it's not not terrible. It's another thing that I've been brainwashed with. I just finished season two. All right.
Speaker: I didn't really like the ending of season it two at least. It kind of ends in a fucking cliffhanger, but it's so funny. I'm not sure when it's just to come back actually. I don't know, but I watched season one and two oh last couple of weeks. Oh, shit. Speaking of cancelization, ah A, that Star Wars acolyte, no season two is canceled. I know everybody, I know all the Star Wars fans were pretty into that.
Speaker: But effective September 24th, the Disney streaming app is no more. Oh, really? Yeah. So they were so they were well, well, they were supposed to be meshing with with Hulu. And I don't know if that's still a thing that's going to happen where like Hulu kind of involved them. Yeah. But but the app will be no more. And they're blaming it on decline in viewership and subscriptions subscribers and and stuff like that. Well, probably don't help matters none Disney Plus that you put a little caveat in your fucking fine print that says people can't fucking sue you yeah for bodily injury or and or death on any Disney parks so or hotels or restaurants. And that's come out in the news recently.
Speaker: so So I'm looking at good omens for next season. They're promising a third season. Yeah. I just started first. I missed that. what was I'm so sorry. and What was that Disney thing? Something about you can't be sued. You basically can kill someone on Disney property and not be done for it or something. Is that the jest?
Speaker: So yeah, so they put in their fine print, a little caveat. If you subscribe to Disney Plus, that is a very, very, very, very fine print that if, if, if something happens to look out of the harm, death, whatever, somebody just go, but yeah, he's, he's been as far as.
Speaker: um that you could not sue Disney. So just recently a couple weeks back, there was a gentleman, him and his wife went to a Disney resorts restaurant and they went there because she had food allergies and they advertised that that they are observant of allergies and and all that stuff. And that, you know, they they adhere whatever. you want me to And of course homeboy was like, fuck you doesn'ney you killed my wife. Now I'm suing hot pizza. And he found out that, you know, when Disney plus first came out, he had to trial period or whatever. And there was that caveat in there. Well, the powers to be who are more important than Disney thinks they are, uh, because Disney has a superiority issue complex, uh, basically said, shut the fuck up, Disney. You're in the wrong here and we're going to let this lawsuit go through.
Speaker: That just came out the other day. I should fucking think so too. yeah Yeah. And it's not like he's suing for millions of dollars. He's suing for 50 grand. Literally wants 50 grand. And I, and like I said, Wednesday night, homeboy was looking for an excuse to get out that damn marriage. You only want 50 grand?
Speaker: It's probably just enough just to cover the women's funeral costs or whatever. Do you know what I mean? yeah so makes sense It's Disney. It's Disney. I want 50 mil. You make that in a weekend, Disney. Right? I just think it's shocking that you can be responsible for killing someone and think that you can just wash your hands of it because you're a fucking multi corporate organization and they're not the only ones, you know,
Speaker: Basically, when you sign a Disney Plus contract. Right. But who's to say that anybody who's gone to a Disney Park has ever had Disney Plus? Well, they look at all the other. They have your info. But those two things are not mutually exclusive. You could go to a Disney Park and not have been ah a Disney Plus subscriber. Oh, I agree. So that makes. but But the thing is, is like that couple had a Disney Plus subscription.
Speaker: So they in the in the Disney Plus contract, it says any any lawsuit with Disney Plus has to go to arbitration, not court.
Speaker: Yeah. Plus it boils down to like, if they're advertising something, if they're advertising something specifically talking about food allergens and they have subsequently poisoned someone one because of a food allergen, then I think everything else goes out the fucking window. They've broke their own contract. And if they've got in right and that they've, you know, the deal with food allergies or whatever it is. Cause I was, I don't know the details, but you know what I mean? Like that, that would take the restaurant.
Speaker: The restaurant is not a Disney restaurant. They they rent the property from Disney because this is a third -party restaurant. And it's it's because it's on a Disney resort, they're like, hey, we can go fucking fancy. And they advertise on their website that this restaurant observes food allergies. Like if you're allergic to nuts, nothing you eat will touch nuts. But that on Disney's website,
Speaker: No, that's the website for the restaurant. So not on disney not on the Disney property website? I'm not sure. Because that sounds to me yeah like they're not suing Disney, they're suing the franchisee of whatever the restaurant is, which is probably why it's only 50 grand. But if it said on Disney's website that that restaurant deals with food allergies, then you would be suing Disney. Right.
Speaker: Do you get what I mean? But if it's an independent business. Yeah, exactly. But it's one of those things that's like, I don't think they knew because like, when I first heard the story, I was like, I didn't know that as a third party, I can rent property on Disney space. They're probably a franchisee. is like when It's like well when you think McDonald's is a McDonald's, but it's actually a franchise. It's probably something like that. You know? A lot a lot of those's a lot of those businesses,
Speaker: um are not owned by Disney. Like if you go like Disney Florida, what the hell is it called? This that like rainforest cafe and shit like that. Yeah, there's, there's, there's like kind of can't remember what it's called, but there's like an area. All it is is shopping and, and, and, and, and restaurants.
Speaker: properties owned by Disney. And yes, I do have Disney, like they got the Bippity Boppity Boutique and and stuff like that. They have Disney related stuff. But um also um you'll have like Lego has a massive story.
Speaker: also also Also, presumably, if an independent business is renting retail space or restaurant space from Disney, they will be required to have public liability and professional indemnity insurance. They wouldn't be allowed to be on Disney property if they didn't have those things. So you know that would cover any kind of issue. But also at the same time, when something like that happens, it's not just the
Speaker: like restaurant or store owner, but it's also the property owner that's held liable. Right. And so big name in that whole thing. So yeah, well who yeah whoever they sued Disney stepping in. Yeah. So like, you know, at work, uh, you know, yeah somebody could get hurt yeah to because of my, you know, say I didn't do something and somebody got hurt. I could be in trouble, but also the property owner is going to be in trouble.
Speaker: as well. That's because you're their employee. Well I mean they could go at us individually. but where but yeah yeah that's that's that But that's different Jeff because it g looks sorry because because you're employed by that person. You're a representative of that company because you're their employee. That's different to rent ah was different to rent in a property and being an independent business on or a franchise. I mean, I would need to see what the legal are on. I don't know enough about the story. So I don't know what the what the agreement is that the restaurant has with Disney. But ah but also with Disney, when you're when you're affiliated with Disney in any way, shape and or form, you're protected by the mouse. Oh, yeah, and the mouse. Yeah.
Speaker: But what I'm saying is, I don't know, beneath your way it depends on who it is they're suing. You're saying why is it only 50k? It could be because it's the independent business they're suing and not Disney. Well, if that that was the case, then Disney should shut the fucking pie hole. Agreed, 100%. But yeah, the I didn't know that the Disney Plus app might be going Well, yeah, that's that's something totally different. that's But I thought they were you know like, and and and't know I don't know, neither one of you guys are wrestling fans.
Speaker: and Really, John, you feel outclassed. You are more than welcome to pop up here on Screen Brother. yeah oh yeah i john i feel like I feel like John's a little like lonely island on his own in the comments and she'd come up and just be part of the chit chat.
Speaker: John, you are more than welcome here. We could all be. According i want up to several news organizations, Disney Plus is not going away. Disney, which also owns Hulu, is trying to out ah trying out a system that will allow Disney Plus and Hulu to assume the same app.
Speaker: Yeah, no, the app is going away. That's why I said the app is the, the Disney app itself. So, which is what happened. Like, and I know, like, again, I know you guys are not wrestling fans, but WWE network, they had their own network and and streaming app and everything like that. And, um, you go on WWE network and you can watch all the paper views. You can watch, uh,
Speaker: old they They had they had um original series and you could watch old matches and old paper views and stuff like that. Well, then they partnered up with Peacock for the paper views, which at the end of the day, I wasn't mad at because WWE Network was $12 a month and Peacock is $4 a month. And then I can watch all the paper views on there.
Speaker: well then the app went away and all the WWE network or all the WWE programming is now on peacock. So if you go on peacock, then you go to the WWE section, all that. So like the app and like peacock encompassed kind of swallowed WWE network and their partners. right and And I knew Hulu was owned by Disney because they Hulu has ABC and all that stuff.
Speaker: So the app is shutting down, not it. And then, but, you know, I thought that they were becoming, which I don't know why it had to be a big deal because I thought that they were already going to put all the Disney programming onto Hulu because you, because when you get Disney plus and you can get like the upgraded, like I did, I got that auto premium package and it came with Disney plus, um,
Speaker: Hulu and ESPN. yeah So you can watch live. Right. And they did the same thing here. We don't have Hulu here. We have one. It's called Stars, which is basically fucking Hulu. It's owned by Hulu. Yeah. The Stars app went away, but it's now everything's on Disney Plus. So like I can watch it, which was funny because when Kevin and I yesterday or the other day watch Fight Club, I was like, I look, you know, on Roku, you can search on the Roku app.
Speaker: you know, on the main page on your Roku TV, you can search a movie, and it'll tell you where it's streaming. And I put, where's Fight Club streaming? And it was like, it's on Disney Plus. And I was like, huh, that's a weird thing, weird flex for Disney, Fight Club on Disney. You know, and then, you know, of course, it was because it was on stars. Yeah. If you go to Disney, there's a lot of shit on Disney. Yeah. So, I mean, that's, you know, that's like, there's just the athletes going away, ah you know. Yeah.
Speaker: And they were breaking it down with lower viewerers low viewership, low subscribers, blah, blah, blah, blah. Trying to compete with Max and they own Hulu, but they're trying to compete with Hulu because they're also their own instance at the end of the day. Netflix, which you know Netflix just got a huge boost. And I know, you again, I know you guys are not wrestling fans, but Netflix has partnered up with WWE.
Speaker: Uh, and, and, and their live Monday night show, uh, raw, I don't know when it starts. I think next year we'll be on Netflix. Cause they will have a live, they will have live recently weekly on on Netflix and their Friday night show, which is currently on Fox is moving to the USA network where raw has been for the last million years. Uh,
Speaker: which also was the door for wrestling to get a little bit more. they They did this whole weird like PG era type crap. So, you know, They're not, it's not like they're going adult or anyway, anything like that, but they're going to Netflix. ah Like, well, like, like on USA and like on Fox, if the crowd starts chanting, holy shit, holy shit, which they do a lot or fuck you to a, to a bad guy, they black out the screen because of sensors.
Speaker: Yeah. Or like a couple of weeks, a few weeks back, uh, there was a wrestler coming down the ramp and she's a bad guy. She's a heel. And there was, there was a younger kid or whatever in the crowd and the younger kid was like,
Speaker: Yeah, he was like a teenager. He was like, ah and they blacked out the screen and it was blacked out for like two minutes because she was walking down the ramp. So, you know, they wanted, they wanted to be so sensual.
Speaker: and i see hi baby girl Where's my sandwich woman? Jeff said, where's the sandwich woman? I don't think she's in the mood for your bullshit tonight. I don't care.
Speaker: Do me a favor. If she's mad, go throw a towel on her shoulders, then she could be super mad. say to me like You say that to me like you think I wouldn't do it. Oh, I know. That's why it's funny. Because you would be the one getting smacked, not me. Jeff told me to throw a towel over your shoulders and say you're super mad. I don't think she's bad. She was just tired. She worked all day. she been i worked hungry thank you She's tired, she's hungry, she's cranky. She's been at work since a lot of her back. And she'd be super tired, super tired, super hungry. Hey, you know what? I'll do that when you slap your ass on the, oh, you can't slap your ass on the wife and tell her good game. See,
Speaker: see i can do stuff like naked I can do stuff like that. You're talking to a guy who threatens to chop her arm off the machete on a nightly basis. Yeah, that's not.
Speaker: Santa! but but I'm just saying, I give her, I give her options. I give her options. I said, I can use one side and we can put out real quick whack or I have a serrated side and we could, nice and slow. Most people would just let, most people would have just let that go and move on, but no, you double down. It's like, what the fuck?
Speaker: yeah thing happens to no like There's evidence on the internet. You're getting done. How many times have I, how many times have I said, You just have to hope nothing happens to Nicki now. How many times have I said, if Nicki disappears and I'm in Cancun, you already know what happened. And her dad already said he'd be my alibi. Like me and her dad are going to be in Cancun sipping margaritas with senoritas, baby. It's already on the interwebs. It's not cute. It's not cute. She said fuck off. She's quite fucking right. I would have told you to fuck off as well.
Speaker: it's jokes and that's the great thing they're jokes and we can laugh and say those that's why she's telling you it's such a good joke she's told you to fuck off but one i hope you never end up there but but she said she's telling me to fuck off for totally different reasons okay i saw something funny the other day every time is on a daily basis i get told to fuck off like it all hold town walk down the hallway and fart. Well, I wonder why. She's very judgy about farts. Well, I've got, do you know what? I've got a solution for that, okay? I'm farting in your fucking house. Man, has her birthday? already?
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, her her birthday is July 5th. OK, so for Christmas eat buyer a gas mask. the And then it's like you said to buy you a gas mask for Christmas. I'll be nice and I'll take all the heat for the parts. I blame him on the dog. I'm not saying I don't.
Speaker: Nicki said, Nicki said, telling me not to fart is like telling me not to breathe. what That's why, that's why she's a gas mask. My farts don't stink though. Yes they do. That was so funny. But one you yelling at me. Yes they do.
Speaker: like And they always sound squishy. Sometimes they do sound squishy. You're right. Some of them, or they do sound pretty squishy. You're not wrong. A couple of times I have to check my ass. but but and and I'm sitting here drinking a cup of tea, trying to eat a scone, and now I feel a bit nauseous. Love you.
Speaker: key farts I saw something funny the other day. It was, I'm just going to put it out there. I'm not the only one in this house that farts and I'm not the only one who knows. I'm not the only one in this house who has some rank ass farts and that's what everybody hard farts aren't. so good the word That's the difference. Yeah. Yeah. Cash is the worst. Oh, Cassius corner could be turned into cash. well are your feeting um Same thing. It's just weird. The kid just barks, man. He'll run off to you and stick his ass in your face and a fart in that object. Oh, well, it's a good spank. Maybe he could use a good spank.
Speaker: fifty
Speaker: I don't think they are supposed to be. I don't think they're supposed to be. No. Not always. It depends on hot how hot it is. Okay, here's a question for you. And I may have asked you this before, but I'm going to ask it again. Have you ever farted so loud that you've woke yourself up? I've never done it. Mickie, do you want to answer this question? What? Well, he asked, have you ever farted so loud that you woke yourself up? You sure do on a regular basis. Nightly. i do Nightly, I do. but
Speaker: I've never known that. Every morning my sweet ass trumpet sings Nicki a love song because I get up from the bed and walk to the bathroom. Every morning. and just Here's what you'd do. You'd say, a those that wasn't me farting. That was my ass blowing you a kiss. but but sure is it That's what it was, Jeff. You're right. This is my ass blowing you a kiss. You can listen to the clerks.
Speaker: No, I might have to look them up and see if I can get them on the show. You said they're like a big PA band, right? Yeah, they're pretty big. Yeah, but it's PA. How big can they be? Whoa. He didn't even hear you. I was saying he wasn't like that. I said it's PA. How big can they be?
Speaker: ah yeah um wow and fact exactly we said ah they like buts fact you said face First waiting for the response. No it's not your skin Don't start your shit. She's not in a mood. So that's the thing about leaving from from That's the same thing for all right. Let's be honest They're probably a big as if no bigger than the southern elbows Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, they're on the radio, CDs, all kinds of stuff. I was going to say, like, from what Nicki's told me about the band, they're the equivalent of, you remember McGuffey Lane? Oh, yeah. That's McGuffey Lane's in Ohio band that I think they're on the same, you know, they're on the radio. What's the name? of What's the name? The Clarks. They play like fairs and festivals, but then they do concerts and stuff. Uh, McGuffey Lane and Phil Dertner dosers.
Speaker: they're like that. not fuller it does not big though But yeah, but they're, they're, they're like an Ohio staple band. Yeah. Fielder. We used to go every year to the Knox County fair, with Burton fair, all the county fairs around here, they filled it. The dosers were there. We got a few lanes. Same thing. They actually went on tour one time together. And that was super cool because the Clark's always play the first night of the big Butler fair, which is bike They've done that for 15 years. I think the biggest venue I've seen. McGuffey Lane and Fielder and the Dozers was at the old Cooper Stadium, which is where the Clippers played our baseball team. And they that was when they went on their their tour. and Yeah, but like Fielder and the Dozers, they're up there, though. Yeah, their first two nights were at Cooper Stadium. They started their tour there and then they ended their their tour.
Speaker: there as well. They did two more nights at the end of their tour. the dog I was looking to see if this was getting any better. This is why she's licking all the time. What is it? They've been around for like forever.
Speaker: i got yo up for wearing this freak news um And then I threw celeste. Please completely ignored my messages and hasn't even read them. but Oh, man really? shot down so you like they're just i'm clearly i know your wife told me that i can wear it because he looks like lions today he's always got to roll his eyes <unk> she's from michigan so but she likes the sealers too a bit so no go on the stealers on sundays huh a bit or did he all she because she yeah oh had messaged i know because i was the only one right
Speaker: i was also sitting in i'm gonna cast that shit up till next ten we all steps to go his friends to give them talk oh I have one walking of four people. I love when these two have a full blown conversation. I know they just have a full on conversation like we're not doing a fucking show or something. You guys have a conversation like we're not here. You could totally mute your mic. Unfortunately, Nikki is super loud. Hey, Jackass, you could totally mute my mic. No, no, no. No, I'm not. It's not a diss or anything, but Nikki's voice gets picked up by like your mic louder than you really like. I was also sitting in the show. I'm going to cast that up until next time we talk.
Speaker: yeah Yeah, you muted yourself as talking. Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. He's going to weep when I bite that finger clean off. Wow. Um, I feel like I've completely forgotten what we were talking about. Disney Plus had moved on from that. What were we talking about? Well, no, they, they, they're just adding Hulu to, you know, Hulu will probably be on Disney because Disney's bigger than who Disney will be on Hulu. You think?
Speaker: That's what's happened to this. They literally said the article said the Disney plus app is going away on September 24th. Everything will be on Hulu and I just read that Disney plus app is not going anywhere.
Speaker: you're Well, maybe in the States, because Disney Plus in the States will be different to Disney Plus elsewhere, right? this is yeah I think that's the thing as well. So it could be that maybe? Because Hulu is not available. like I don't think it's available where you are either. Actually, this was posted today.
Speaker: Disney officially closing streaming platform, all app access blocked after September 23rd, several Disney apps, <unk> Disney streaming apps are set to close in a matter of weeks. The road to streaming success hasn't been smooth. bla lah blah blah but but bla blah blah throw out bob be bob i was glad everybody fucking turnss about star wars What a bunch of fucking losers who live at home with their mommy and daddy watch Star Wars.
Speaker: uh blah blah blah blah there's the success the pandemic the covid long coded we don't make long covid is serious y 'all i know okay serious watch out for the monkey poxes oh my god what everybody what's going on um the thing about that whole monkey box thing is it's like just just watch where you're sexually transmitted so just be careful where you're putting your dick in it well it's it's it's yeah it's bodily fluid sexually transmitted surface blah blah blah but nobody had heard about it nobody's talking about it yeah that's the other thing nobody's talking about it well they are now apparently well that's because the whole world's watching
Speaker: Yeah, I know the app the the Disney Plus app is going away But it doesn't see this is where the article threw me for a loop because even now scrolling through it again and it doesn't say anything about Going to Hulu which is what I thought they were doing originally because yes Hulu is owned by Disney But Hulu the streaming app is a bigger entity than the Disney Plus streaming app So all they're doing is like I said what peacock did with the WWE w Network you know, they partnered up with them and the the app went away, but the network and everything that they offered was still available on Peacock. Right.
Speaker: So yeah, it was just, which at the end of the day was better for subscribers because $12 a month for the WWE w network as compared to four or $5 a month for peacock. And you still get all the paper views. You still get all the content and everything like that. So it actually worked out better for subscribers at the end of the day. Subscribers. Sorry. Um, let's call it out bubble.
Speaker: So
Speaker: Yeah, it's just the app that's going away. Disney Plus is not, it's just going to, it's just going to be out, which are they're already starting to, they've been starting for the last couple of months. They're already starting to slow roll everything into Hulu because you can go to Disney Plus and look something up and it's on Hulu as well.
Speaker: Right. It's not in their interest to run two apps. It's quite labor intensive. There's a lot of work involved in that and there's no money to be made from it. So it makes sense that they're going to amalgamate those things. It's like running a network with seven shows on it. I'm just going to do a cash set. I think it's a little bit more complicated. I'm going to just do a cash set. Cash set that we should just do all the shows on one day.
Speaker: Oh yeah. And I'm like, bro, that's like a 16 hour show. and He'd be like, it'd be fine. yeah Just take a break. Okay. Welcome to Men Caron for Men. Two hours later. yeah welcome the what the fuck is Theoretically what you could do is ah re reb rebroadcast them again. So you could do your shows at your normal time live, but then obviously you've got the files and you could play them throughout the day.
Speaker: tests. That's doesn't involve more work than I don't want to take on. Right. No, I know. But you could just sound like Jeff's going to help me do that. He's not wrong. Right. I mean, he he's not wrong. No, he's not wrong. He's but he's talking about doing live shows. That that's way too much hard work. Well, boys, I don't want to do it on Saturday. Yeah. 24 hours. I'm good.
Speaker: That's a long time to be sitting on my ass. From Saturday at 7 a .m. until Sunday at 10 a .m. and Don't make any plans. We're gonna be on camera. Unless it's not your show, then you can go get something to eat, get hydrated.
Speaker: I'll just be here for the long haul because 507 shows is either hosted or co -hosted by me.
Speaker: I mean, I only have to work nine hours during the whole thing, you know? It's like the the old ah Jerry Lewis, the telethon. The telethon. 36 hours long, they're like, we're raising money for children with no big toes. i thought it was No, I thought it was multiple sclerosis or something like that. I don't remember what it was. I don't remember. I felt like it was always something different.
Speaker: What was it with the Jerry Lewis telephone? Is Jerry Lewis dead? He's dead, isn't he? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's gone. It's Saturday. We have no time. Do you remember the original Nutty Professor original? Oh, yes. Yes. Classic. Definitely better than the Eddie Murphy ah Nutty Professor. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like a million times better. Agreed. I am not a big fan of Eddie Murphy.
Speaker: Really? I love, I love Beverly Hills Cop. I was going to say, I love Beverly Hills Cop. I thought that was great. Trade in Places is one of my favorite films of all time. I love that. v Trading Places was good. I liked 48 hours. The whole thing with Trade in Places is the whole cast were good. It wasn't just Eddie Murphy's performance. It was all of them. Do you know what I mean? Right.
Speaker: It's Saturday night. We don't need topics. We just talk. ah we We must have muscular dystrophy. That's what it was for. That was what the Jerry Lewis telethon was for. Muscular dystrophy.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I think I like I love Beverly Hills cops or cop movies. Those are great. Yeah. keep me yeah yeah Have you seen the new one, like I have not. Is it worth seeing? Yeah, where is it's good. they They keep to it. They don't change anything. They just keep it. All right. And that's as soon as the fringe is finished and I get myself reacclimatized back to normal life.
Speaker: then I will. It's it's worth it. It's it's and um never never. I mean, I love coming to America. I like it. I like the first one. The second one was. It was a good. so know It was a good film, but it wasn't as good as Treating Places. Yeah, Treating Places was good. I love 48 hours and another 48 hours with him and not a fan. I loved it. Even his stand up, like even stand up.
Speaker: I liked Boomerang. Do you remember Boomerang? I liked that. Boomerang was good. I know this is not going to be. development child big pieces shit I might I might stand on a hill alone here, but I liked it. It wasn't a great movie, but I enjoyed it. But Vampire in Brooklyn was good. I love that movie. I don't think I've seen that. Oh, it's it's horrible. But it's ah what was the guy that played his ghoul?
Speaker: He was on different a different world. I have to fuck. I gotta look him up because again, he says there's a new environment. I feel like John, I feel like no big mama was, uh, was, uh, was, uh, Martin, Martin Lawrence. I feel like, I feel like John spilling some tea here, but none of us are in the loop. So we have no idea. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna bring that up here real quick. Um,
Speaker: Well for a whatever the fuck takes ask for gas money to go to the doctors and then post They're the same day post pictures enjoying the state fair sounds like o um ah Sounds like a personal experience. It sounds like you should go kick that person Tell us tell us more John. Would you like to unload come and tell and like you all about it?
Speaker: it's um no I noticed that's still on my titles, Auntie Leggy, so we have to sit at her big as sit on her big ass tank lap. I can tell her all about it.
Speaker: chiefgar She's built like a Volvo, ladies and gentlemen. That's funny. Leggy, this is Vampire in Brooklyn. it's There it is. Oh, God.
Speaker: I don't know so much Eddie Murphy as much as it was Angela Bassett. Look at this, look at this marm on the fucking poster. Like, yeah. I mean, I would look like it too. I would look like that, too, if I got to do the things he got to do with Angela Bassett. I'm just saying, Angela Bassett, Angela Bassett had me in a game set match when she played Tina Turner. i was Oh, she was superb in that film, actually. I've been in love with that woman ever since. And she's in and she's in she's in multiple seasons of for
Speaker: American Horror Story. God, I love her. She's a fan fantastic actress. oh I mean, it helps. I like her acting. She is gorgeous. Don't get me wrong. But I love her acting. I love her roles. Oh, no. She really nailed that Tina film for sure. She was spot on Tina Turner. And anybody who knows me knows that I love me some Tina Turner.
Speaker: I've been with Tina Turner since I was just a wee little spot. No, but like for somebody like me, when when I actually saw Angela Bassett as Tina Turner versus actually seeing Tina Turner, I was like, that's not what Tina Turner looked like. She looked like Angela Bassett. Oh, dude. You're silly, Jeff. You're silly, Billy. You're silly, Billy. No, because I you know i was of that. Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with who Tina Turner is. but i don't um door
Speaker: and i and Dude I know John so John spill the tea over here. Yep BFF's friend that I know from chilling in Facebook What about oh, yeah blade was great and thankful She asked for $20 and then went to the state fair the same day Wow, maybe maybe it was just a quick checkup Look like you got used. devils advocate Can I just, can I just say one thing, right? Sure. And I'm not, it's not to dismiss what John's saying at all.
Speaker: But I've I'm one of those people who will give if I've got it as well. Like if someone asks me, it's really, really difficult for me to say no. But I've got to the point and I think you've got to think with the free mind of if you give someone money, it has to be with the mindset that you're not getting it back. You have you have you have to have it to give and not mind if you lose it. Like I think you have. Yeah, that's that's my mindset. Like if I have it.
Speaker: And I can, I will, but if I don't, I won't. And you can judge me however you want. But also, at the end of the day, hey, John, I'd like to offer you honorary membership into the Chocohoe Tribe. And as she went to i as as Chief Smackabitch of said Chocohoe Tribe,
Speaker: I give you all rights to, uh, exact revenge and, uh, smack a bitch. No, what you do is you take it as a, that person has shown who they are and what they are. And it only costs you $20 to find out. Well, and that's, and you won't, and you won't do it again. You won't give them a Bronx tail. He said, if, if, if you loan somebody 20 bucks and you never see him again, 20 bucks well spent. Absolutely agree with that. Definitely.
Speaker: It could have been a lot more. yeah So yeah, I know your skin. I know your skin and you don't have it, but you've it's a good lesson to learn. You saved yourself thousands. Or as my man once said, I can't remember the name of the dead movie where I'll talk my head. As my man once said, after he gave a group of people the opportunity to leave and they didn't. Now you can't leave. Now you can't leave. That is also from a Bronx tale.
Speaker: Yes. Is it Bronxdale? No, it's not a Bronxdale. No, it's um... Use two fuckers, keep quoting American shit, and I have no idea what you're talking about. It is a Bronxdale. It is a Bronxdale. Yeah, it's a Bronxdale. Frankie, it's a crocodile. Is that better? and Oh wait, that's Australian, not Ireland. That actually is a Bronxdale from that. get I get that, John, but you know what? That says more about her than it does about you.
Speaker: but oh yeah that's less It's a lesson and well -learned, do you know what I mean? it' it's it's good again It's a shitbag move, a scumbag person move, 100 % agreed. and And it speaks volumes on who they are as a person and hopefully you learn the lesson and yeah you don't do it again. And if she comes around, and smack the hell out. I'm not advocating that last part, okay? I'm not advocating hitting women. Actually, you should never hit a woman. But if she comes back around, you should grab her by her arms.
Speaker: and and be like, I just want to hug. And then when she's like, oh, she lets her guard down and you shake your baker.
Speaker: There's nothing wrong with a good shaking. Just be careful that she doesn't fucking give you a Glasgow kiss in response to that. I don't know if you know what that is, a glaze. Yeah, I know. yeah No, no, I don't know. Multiple, multiple wrestlers from your neck of the woods use that as a wrestling move.
Speaker: Okay. Plus I knew it. i I've known it from, uh, from a couple of movies. You're, you're edger McKee and me about the wrestling thing. Yeah. Plus, plus i' nice i watch it's a head butt. Yeah. Yeah. It's a head butt. There's been a lot of people who have learned a very valuable lesson about trying to give me a head button. This fuckcker is made of rocks. o You're supposed to aim. You're supposed to aim for the nose. You're supposed to aim for the nose.
Speaker: again. I have that scene was once once it's once it's been broken so many times you can headbutt it or punch it and it breaks again and there's no it's like it's like you know i said i once upon a time i said i had four sisters so when my kids came around when they were little and you know dads out there we all know when we got little kids they run they jump you you get hit in the uh Yeah. Right. Right. You're right. You're right. In the old, uh, Salalian, uh, potatoes, the mommy daddy button. But, uh, um, you kinda, you kinda.
Speaker: getting numb to that. So yeah, like I said, the first couple of times that's somebody and that's also my go to move. When somebody gets too close to me, it's thought you talking about smacking your dick on her head. I was like, what the fuck? Sometimes I do that too. You're talking about kids running into your junk and then you're like, that's my need to of about your personal life. No, Jeff, you,
Speaker: that keep us dirt If we've learned anything from Call of Duty, that's after you've knocked your opponent out and then you teabag them. No, no, no. Teabagging is specifically your boss act, right? Well, sometimes if you're telling that you're big enough, you also smack them in the forehead when you teabag them in and the eyes. boyoing
Speaker: Well, floppy McFlopperson. Well, that's that's a little. That's the. Well, that's the. You guys are fucking obsessed with penis, honestly, every fucking conversation eventually comes around it. It's usually Jeff, actually, to be sure it brings up. I mean, if you. It's one of those things you have to have one. You have to have one to understand. It's usually Jeff that brings up. It's a guy thing.
Speaker: We have to bring attention to the fact that we have not. Is that just in case people, is that just in case people think that you might not have? Yeah. What has become of this track? All guys says John and he must a catt walk on busted He busted a cat block on us too. All guys. It's a reminder, by the way, I have a penis.
Speaker: I have a penis. Is that in case you think it might have fallen off? I mean, I don't understand. I mean, what's what's what's what's worse? That's why you check all the time. What's worse? What would be worse if we talked about it every show we did or if we just flop them out and put them on camera? I don't I don't give a fuck either way. The point I'm listening dicks on camera. the fact for the world is The fact that you're obsessed with it, you know, kind of makes me I don't know. I just it's a bit homoerotic. You know, I mean, it's like Freudian.
Speaker: I don't think you're concerned about your own penis. I think you're, you know, obsessed with other people. Aren't you the aren't you the same person that mentioned their big knockers like three times tonight? That was specific. No, not three times. It got mentioned once specifically in relation to my head, but certainly in relation to buying a t -shirt. It wasn't like a random, oh, by the way, I've got massive knockers. It was in an actual conversation about buying a t -shirt.
Speaker: um if It wasn't like, oh, by the way, I'm just saying, you brought up my, some knockers, not my brain cancer. I was talking about t -shirt sizes specifically. ask about what size She sounds jealous. You don't have a penis. Yeah. that's what yeah I think you're slightly jealous. if You don't have a penis. Hashtag penis envy. That's what it is. I think you sound jealous that you've not got massive knockers.
Speaker: I am. I do. Uh, Connor and I do have massive knockers. Yeah. yeah that's very much yeah I was, but I was addressing Jay. Before we started the show, I'm sitting here. You know, we were both backstage. We weren't on.
Speaker: and pulling me from dumb as here to get ready And all of a sudden I looked up and I was scared on. And I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker: where He's like, I've been sitting here for five minutes waiting for you to look up. Sure. I'm standing there. Look at my shakshy belly. Yeah, I was standing there. My belly all pushed out. I'm real close to the camera and I'm rolling it. I'm just looking at him smiling. I'm just hitting you like this. That's creepy. You should have the baby oil out. Well, the cameras weren't like my camera was pulled up, but his camera wasn't pulled up and I knew he was like, oh, shit.
Speaker: <unk> a ja ah i'm just sitting there to you did shake but it's much worse not very in things he was just I was just standing there, just super creepy. like push it just like that just And i yeah I pushed my belly out so it looked extra big. Did that turn you on, Jeff?
Speaker: always. Why do you think we started late? I had to go finish. Okay, that makes sense. Okay, never get like, oh, we got we got we got 15 more minutes. I'll be right back. screenshot. I do shit like that. You guys all the time. We'll be backstage before the show starts. And I'm like,
Speaker: Uh, I'm going to go grab a quick shower real quick. Not ever come out naked, but I'll just come out with no shirt on. My titties around.
Speaker: and we does something similar He just had turned his shirt on and to send you a pushup bra. ah wonderably yeah but I all been around my head woman. What was that?
Speaker: I think your bra would fit around my head. Listen, my bra fits around my own fucking head. Have you never seen that? Have you never seen that eagle? No, but I would like to. I'm just saying. I've seen the actual picture, not the... It's all over the pitch.
Speaker: Jeff, jeff but your Jeff can wear it out for a fine night. Yeah. To be like a fine restaurant as like a man. Keeney. Yeah. It would have you seen those man. Romper's, you know, the romper's from it. Oh, you could wear, you could wear. Yeah. You can wear her all like a romper. Yes, you could 100%.
Speaker: Are you talking about a romper or are you talking about a mankini? What are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about. I'm bringing up a big romper. I'm not going to need eye bleach. What's going on? Is it bad? No, no, no, no, no, no. You know what ladies' rompers are, right? Yeah. They have them for men. There you go. A man's romper. It's a onesie for men. How do you go to the toilet?
Speaker: I know, I ain't wearing one. yeah I mean, I'm with you, John. ah You will never catch me in a romper. That's, it's so, it's, it's just screams douchebag. in cominging picks some super well like that picture but That picture is no secret. There's a screenshot from Periscope when, you know, you see you get idiots coming in and saying, open bobs, open bobs, show bra, show bra. So one day I decided to fucking show bra and I put it on my head and someone screenshot it. I used to flash my titties on Periscope all the time. and that when When people would say show bobs, when they say to me show bobs, I would have
Speaker: I have an amazing idea. You and I are getting rompers with Leggy's face on it. Oh my God. but Right? um wait yes as as well as as long As long as we can come on air and go, this crazy stalker bought this for us and she was almost... She said she had this crazy thing in the mail. She says she's bougie and ghetto and demanded it.
Speaker: anded that We wear them on show. wow and yeah The whole show bobs thing, I you usually than i used to have photos of like famous bobs to show. So I would have like Bob Hope, Bob Gilder, Bob Marley. i When they say show bobs, I would like, okay. And I would show a bunch of bobs. It was always weird to me because dudes would come into my periscope and they were like show bobs. And I'm like,
Speaker: Okay. Maybe they just might see your man boobs though, man. I was just like, nobody. Well, we just had a conversation that they were pretty big. I mean, you know, I mean, I was like, fuck it. I got no shame. Plus I was hammered off of my ass. I'm like, there you go. double shovel time maybe mean
Speaker: You like them bobs? That's funny. You like them bobs? Because they're my bobs. Well, the thing is, the why but the reason why they say bobs is if they say boobs, they get blocked. Well, they get censored. Yeah, now they get censored.
Speaker: now i feel like i need to find that photo because i have you must have seen it though jeff surely no because i don't i don't i don't go on twitch at all like ever no it's an emo it's an emo on twitch but it's an emo i'm sure it's on my instagram and shit like hang on miss you I don't know. I've been on your Instagram. I haven't seen it there. That's so creepy. I've been on your Instagram. I'm telling you lately. I mentioned to be creepy. I'm telling you, this **** man has a goddamn full blown crush on you. No, no, because because when i'm iy I I have to go to her Instagram because it's the only way I can get a hold of her. He wants to come to Edenberg,
Speaker: lindbergh Edenberg Scutlin in Climate Tree, that's very bright. He's not denying it. You see it from space. I'm in search of the brightest woman that's built like a tank. funny thing yeah The funny thing is like most people in Scotland are pale but even by comparison to other pale people I am he when i know yeah just have like you know You had you had guests on your panel there at the fridge and it was just like giant glowing ball of light and then yes yeah there's like oh is there's can help
Speaker: I'm pretty, ahead went from you know, Leggy puts ads on a TikTok every once in a while. And every time they come up, I have to turn my screen brightness down. My battery just instantly dies. Poor cat had to go get like.
Speaker: extra dark sunglasses. Well, you know the sunglasses fill glassses they give you at the eye doctor when they. Yeah, right after. you Right after. Cash showed up. Cash showed up the other night with those on. it She was like, I can finally see. The first night she was there, Kevin didn't even know what was going on. Our outage. Nobody notices. Blinded by the light.
Speaker: Cheeky bunker. how do i send this to you if i send it on my instagram so if i send you the link to the instagram or do i need to send yeah you like how do one i just copy the link and send it to you so john said white compared to white people no she's bright she's not white she's bright No, i'm I'm whiter than most white people. I'm the whitest white person I know, like it's crazy pale. If she walks down the sidewalk at night, people flash their high beams at her because they think she has her bright sun.
Speaker: I'll put it in the private chat here. Is that easier? okay Yeah, that's fine. Because then you don't have to try and find your instal or whatever. Oh, OK. I've seen that picture. Yeah. that's um so that has proper burst So that is my actual bra that's on is my boobs are bigger than my head. Good to know.
Speaker: i mean No, because I have seen that picture now that I think about it. I just I pictured something different in my head when you said it. right I don't know why. but like i I think it's hard to explain what I pictured. I don't think I want to know. No, no, it's not in a gross, creepy way. I just I picture it like a weird yarmulke.
Speaker: mom What you like. Oh.
Speaker: Well, there's a reason why I'm not welcome in any church ever. So I guess you're not showing this to the people in the chat. Oh, if you like, I can't. I don't know. I don't i thought that's what we we're trying to explain. Oh, yeah, I can. Because it makes no sense. Well, you know what it just a little everyone looks like? It looks like you have a veil on. Or a Covid mask or something. Yeah. like Well, look, you're wearing two Covid masks at once. Yeah, that's what it looks like. It looks like I'm wearing two Covid masks.
Speaker: yeah I just got fed up with people saying show bra. So I was like, okay. Did you just show that? Oh, I did.
Speaker: i think I think I'm funny, right? I mean, you know. yeah Everybody thinks they're funny. That's true. Yeah, fucking here, Shay.
Speaker: and No, I was saying I was I was telling leggy where you're going Chris I I I pictured like she was wearing it like a yamaka as opposed to this one i'm not in there already now so He's not listening now, oh he's not even listening. Yeah, he he walked away because he's still talking Nikki. I'm going to you know, oh No He can still hear us because he's got that Bluetooth headphone on. Yes. Yes. John, you can join in chat to suggest it multiple times. I'm actually going to have to, I'm actually going to have to drop down because it is five 15 in the morning here and I've got an early start. I'm meant to be up in like three hours. So I get it. I've been doing that. I went out, I went out to go get some more beverages and then I had a wiener in my hand. Nice. You know, that's illegal. Bro, man. How old are the little boys penis? No, I think it's a hot dog.
Speaker: Good thing I got little hands. you know makes it makes it makes It makes it look bigger than that. That's why I have an obsession with midgets.
Speaker: but yeah that's a big boy right there that sounds like a good that sounds like a good cue for me to leave like i feel like that's perfect like but then if i do you'll be like oh she rage quit and that's not it at all feel like i i cannot wait for you to leave and be like half fucking leg like i had originally said you went i had originally said to you guys that i was having an early night tonight and that i'd pop up briefly and I've been here for hours so how long have you known us I mean you should know better by now and at first and first and foremost don't put that evil on us Ricky Bobby yeah no I'm just saying that if I drop down I don't want you thinking it's like because I'm pissed off or something stupid it's not I'll be in the chat I'll be in the comments as I am I am I am a gracious savior I am a gracious gracious champion
Speaker: you know what and I and I enable you guys with free will you can yeah I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you this I'm gonna give you guys this one because I know exactly I can all I already know Jeff's exact reaction you can come and go as you please
Speaker: but but
Speaker: actually I like it that way because don't want the awkward morning chat like yeah your 20 bucks is on the table get out yeah yeah it goes all like but look there's no red and blushing again oh yep who who who enjoys those awkward morning after chats I mean, unless you're cooking, let me get you an Uber. Yeah. Unless you're cooking me breakfast in the morning. I don't see any reason for you to be here. And that can go both ways and ladies, you can use that as well. I encourage you to use that. Yeah. Like business is done. Unless you're cooking me breakfast in the morning. I don't see any reason for you to stay the night. Then you don't want to go around two, around three, around four next Saturday.
Speaker: so disappointing i'm I'm at the end of the day, umm I'm kind of like the leftover tool, the leftover parts you get when you when you build something. I screw, I nut, and I bolt. ah Actually, actually, that has kind of a couple of times in my life that that that ex exact phrase has kind of bit me in the ass. and It was like, unless you're making me a breakfast in the morning, I don't see any reason for you to hang out. Oh, what do you like?
Speaker: Fuck. Me luck. Right. I'm going to drop down your comments. I'll still be here. I'll be taking you to bed shortly. Yeah. Get you some rest. Get you some rest. We know we always enjoy having you come up and hang out with us. but I would like to say I usually like to stick it out, but I've got to start tomorrow. So I need to get Mars into bed. Oh, my God. Night night. Yeah. just i the same Oh, look at the rage queen. Oh, we got a rage queen on the automobile. Nice. Just saying. We got a rage queen in the building, ladies and gentlemen. She rage, rage, rage quit on us. She pulled up Steven Jarvis on us. She rage quit.
Speaker: I mean, she blocked us too. um yeah Oh. Oh, that still hurts. She hasn't blocked us yet. I don't think that's the line. Actually, achievement. I wish once blocked and then I was unblocked. So you know what? Hashtag winning. Yeah. Oh, Steven, if you're listening, I'm sure you might still be listening. You don't have to unblock me. I prefer that you don't ever unblock me here. I'm just saying, I'm going to be upset if I don't see this on the platform.
Speaker: I think it'll be hilarious. Find somebody the cricket. Actually, actually, in all honesty, I want to see Twatmobile on the Twatmobile. Right? I think we need to make it an official hashtag when we post episodes. Hashtag Twatmobile. Hashtag Twatmobile. She posted a picture of it. She posted a picture of it. Yeah, she posted a picture of the Volvo.
Speaker: and And the first hashtag there was hashtag walk reveal. And I lost it. She was telling me this story about the sun falling all over her car.
Speaker: but but I was dying. She was so dramatic. I was dying. I was absolutely dying. I was like, you could have taken someone's head off. You could have killed somebody.
Speaker: Oh John, where yeah bring that ass up in here. No, we're not stealing. We're appropriating. We're, we're celebrating. There you go. Yeah. I like that better. Yeah. We're appreciating. Can you culturally but can you culturally appropriate the sun?
Speaker: Yes. Brimes shine bright like a. Speaking speaking of people stealing things. I don't know this chick, but you know, Jojo see why. Stealing guest.
Speaker: Yeah, you joe what okay, I don't know who the fuck she is, but she is a weird creature. She's she's out there. Change the name. Yeah, you change whatever you want, man. Yeah, you put whatever you want.
Speaker: they don't give you the option one or, or we can change it if you want us to. but Apparently, there's this, there's this, there's a TikToker that has, her and her son has created a dance, you know? And they do it, I don't remember what song they do it to, and they call it the windmill. Well, they fling their arms around while they do it. Oh, they do it to the, they do it to the M &M song that go crazy. And it's like, go crazy. Yeah. Well, JoJo Siwa has said she created that dance.
Speaker: she's like look everybody check out my new move dude you you that chick's nuts you got to uh you don't need a password just click on the link oh and and on on on on send your email yeah we love you too but but nobody is it's like chick I don't know what she did before. She was on. She was on. ah She was on. the She was on whores and tears or dance sluts or what the hell was that? Like the fucking the the the fucking dance moms or dance. Oh, OK. She was on one of them reality shows and then like and did she had like this whole line of Jojo Siwa boat that that goddamn creature is up.
Speaker: ma bro yeah she mess yeah just and She wants to, she wants to impregnate three women at the same time and have triplets with her embryos and and and and donated sperm. She wants to take her eggs or whatever.
Speaker: and then donated sperm. And she already has her sperm donor picked out and she wants to put them into three women at the same exact time and have triplets by three different women. wow You know, I've thought of a lot of fucked up shit that that's not something you what you would you you you want to say what the fuck if you want to say what the fuck seriously like go down the Jojo Siwa that chicken like like I have not Like looked her up or anything like that But I saw that today where she was like I invented it and I've been watching that that girl and her kid and Do that dance because they're cute. yeah You know, they're like, ah, you know. And I was like, that's so fucking cute. You know, she brought a kid and they're doing the thing. And then Jojo's, somebody was mentioning it today on TikTok that Jojo Siwa is claiming that's her new dance. I'm like, no, they even I fucking knew that. And I don't know the fuck you are. Yeah, that chick's fucking I always thought she was like some like Disney star.
Speaker: Like Selena Gomez was. She did do some stuff with Disney, I think. I think i don't know. She's a fucking she's a fucking hot mess. What's up, Big John? Put the penis away, John. Oh my gosh. Let me zoom in. What's going on, brother? Not too much. What's going on, man?
Speaker: Oh, sorry. Yeah, my but I rather not use the camera because, you know, I don't feel all the fucking camera friendly, but also my room is the best. But, you know, whatever. Hey, have you seen us? Yeah. I mean, I'm just trying to put a guitar in a violin that I never play up there. So I had about a ukulele or guitar. I kept i viol i have it like it's too much. I have the acoustic guitar and that's a violin. I bought both. I saw the little the other river. from violins so I bought both of them during the pandemic thinking, I'm going to learn. Fucking collecting dust, motherfucker. I got a couple guitars like that. Yeah. Yeah. yeah i got got got I don't have an acoustic, I have an electric, but you know. um i've had I've had this for close to almost 20 years, and this is what I can do with it. No, sir. Okay.
Speaker: yeah i i um you see much but of me Well, you know what it does you know, you know what my guitar does outside of collecting dust It's a prop it holds these yeah
Speaker: I actually, how many hats is that dude? How many hats is that? It's like seven hats earlier. No, it's, it's, it's three hats. And it's my three. It's my, it's my, well, they're my go -to hats. It's my nonsensical nonsense hat. Uh, my mission hat. Yeah. I typically, I almost always wear a hat, but when I got my haircut and my shit's looking right, then I try not to wear a hat. I look pretty today. I'm not going to wear a hat.
Speaker: Well, yeah, I do look pretty like f felt felt pretty today. It's the gray streaks, man. It's the gray streaks. That's what that's what sets it off. The racing stripes. Yeah. i really feel young I feel pretty. this is twang flying a know ass by I I can I had to do I can kind of do I can kind of do and it's just like just from hearing I can kind of sort of do the Halloween theme.
Speaker: And it's just that I like it's just from hearing and it's just like, ah you know, knowing the song but outside of that Yeah, I've had that thing for close to 20 years and i taught myself how to play all kinds so i like Green day and like offspring and stuff like that but having you found to how to play your guitar YouTube oh, it's very easy. Yeah, I just I used to know how to play a song on the guitar, but I can't remember it.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. You forget the notes. It's like where you're supposed to put your fingers and what you forget the little details. It's like you remember the song, but how to play it. It's like you don't forget how to play the guitar. You strum the damn strings, but yeah, you forget the exact thing you're supposed to do. Yeah, there's so much eat your heart out, John Carpenter. I want to see his next game that comes out, man. The next game is supposed to be he has a game coming out this year, supposedly. Really? Yeah, it's John Carpenter's something about zombies. It's a.
Speaker: Cause it's by Sabre and Sabre Interactive. That's ah the company. Sabre makes some good games, man. They made, um yeah, they made, a lower they're making space Marine two, but it's John Carpenter's, if you look it up, you'll find it. It's a toxic commando. I bet. Oh, toxic commando. Yeah, toxic commando. It looks like a really cool game. I mean, something to play anyways. Yeah, it's coming off. just' there's no date There's no date on it. There's no news and I'm kind of, yeah whatever.
Speaker: There's a couple of YouTube videos here. Oh, yeah. There's definitely a few videos. They're worth a watch. neighborber Saber makes some great games. Their graphics are amazing. Mm -hmm. Oh, Toxic Avenger. I won a video game for Toxic Avenger. You guys remember Toxic? I can't say I do. but What year was that? Clearly. Remember Birdman? Yeah. Birdman? Yeah, the Toxic Avenger. Birdman! Birdman!
Speaker: ah out the ah one of the cornestt superheroes ever but he was fucking awesome Toxic Avengers movies man, they were ah Wow, i yeah Wow, this is this is my nerd them in movies that new remember the Newcomb High movies aye ah no ah well my god Yeah, what was this is like I mean maybe I do and I don't remember them exactly i don't remember this is this is like 80s toxic Avenger was 84 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was a, it was a film. Are you guys older or younger than me? No, we're the same age. Okay. We're all on the same age. Let me know where everybody's at.
Speaker: No, I but let's see. Like toxic Avengers, not my genre that I look, you know, uh, Chomoville. there was ah There was a movie production company. They did Clash of Nukem High. There was a bunch of movies. Toxic Avenger came from that, like late eight or early eighties into the early, into the nineties. There was a film in 2013, we returned to, yeah man, to Toxic Avenger, man, Toxy. He was a janitor at a high school and got mutated by by Toxic Sludge and he became, yeah
Speaker: toxic adventure. I've seen the poster before. Yeah, man. What was that cartoon during the 90s that was all about saving the planet? You kept You kept the planet. And then and then f right after that came the the other guys that were like, there they were like Voltron, but like, wait, crap here. Voltron was way cooler. Voltron was awesome.
Speaker: and no but you know i don't know know um but what the hell was it it was not the biggest thing like everybody hit the power rangers there you go yeah what's your family war like 400 no power rangers a joke compared to bullshark no vulture was way cooler yeah i thought so i had they could do they you do whatever you want in a cartoon you know you can't do whatever you want in in a real -life show have you have you heard the controversy that seems unnecessary especially in the 90s no but have you heard about the 90s uh power rangers like the way it was filmed yeah when when you seen the the the power rangers in their suits fighting that's not actually the actors or even produced in the u .s what is that just like not actually well you know it's not doubles no no no no the stunt doubles and all that stuff yeah that was filmed in japan
Speaker: ah from the original show and the only part that was Americanized yeah which papers he them the the the actors playing the kids that's why like yeah Pink Ranger had a skirt, but the Yellow Ranger in the in the US was a chick But in Japan it was a dude so that when you see the Yellow Ranger flying around and kicking people's asses He's not there's no skirt, but the Pink Ranger has a skirt That's because in but Japan, it was a dude. I was just thinking you had to remember Power Rangers were from Saban and that was Japanese and originally in Power Rangers were Japanese. The only thing lame, Samantha, is your man. Yeah, he's a bitch. Sam is Cam's girlfriend. She does sound like a dude, she's not wrong.
Speaker: What's going on, stranger? How you been? Yeah, you can tell him. I said he's a fucking lame bitch too. Hell, I'll tell him. He's going to fuck around in September and wind up back in the cage. He's not coming home.
Speaker: but but
Speaker: Sam and Cam, I'm alive. I feel you on that. I feel you on that. Well, that's good that you're alive. That's positive. That's a win.
Speaker: chop that one up in the wind category. but feeling cam fory here Cam will be here. I think on the 12th, he'll be in my house. Oh, nice. Oh, it's fun.
Speaker: i don't mean told i like It might be good. It might be bad. I don't know, but it's like, you know, I'm going to put him back in his cage. I kept him in a cage for like four years in my in my garage.
Speaker: And when he comes back, I'm going to put him back in the cage. Yeah. And two weeks. He's going to have to do.
Speaker: What did he say? He said, I i can't remember if he was staying a day or two days or doing a day and then coming back through and staying two days. I can't remember. But these guys all social pass through but yeah he's yeah, he's going up. He's going up to see he's going up to see his brother in Detroit, his older brother.
Speaker: And he's going to be literally driving right by here. So he asked if he could crash. I think on the way home, I think on the way home, I might stop for a day or two. i don't know what his I don't know what his initial plans are. I don't know what he's got going on. But I'm like, yeah, dude, I got you, bro. Absolutely. I mean, he got a crash on the couch. But yeah, I said, but yeah, I got you, man. He keeps checking with me like I'm going to flip on him and be like, oh, yeah, by the way, you can't. Yeah, I'm like, dude, I told you.
Speaker: You seem like a great guy. There are people like that. Oh, there are people. Yeah. I've been treated like that before. I know exactly how it goes. Yeah. No, no, no. Cam, Cam's like, I love Cam to death. He's, he's like my little brother. I, you know, uh, this is, this is a cat that I had never even met him before. And, uh, we were living, I was living down in Charleston, South Carolina. We just gamed on together. Right.
Speaker: And we've gamed online together for like a year before we even realized that we lived like 20 minutes from each other. Him and his older brother and The peeps are like awesome to have around. Yeah. And I was moving out of our first apartment. We were moving into our house and I was literally doing it on my own because I hadn't made any friends or anything like that. And and I didn't ask for any help or whatever.
Speaker: I was just snapped a picture on social media and I was like, uh, man, I still got this moving shit. I used to work for two minutes. a truck like Not bad for a guy doing it all on his own. And dude, like it sent me a message and he was like, Hey, send me your address. We'll be there in a half hour.
Speaker: And he showed up with a buddy of his man and we was moved. I mean, we, we were literally loading and unloading trucks until almost two o 'clock in the morning. But him and, and his, one of his good friends from high school, they were there and I'm like, damn dude, like just, you know, like, I don't know you like, like that man. Like we know each other, but we don't know each other like that. And yeah, he's, he's a good kid. He's one of my best friends. I think of him as a little brother and.
Speaker: He asked me last year. He's like, I think I'm going to come up to see my brother. I want to drive, but I don't want to drive like the full and I'm like. You do realize stopping at my house is like three hours away from your brother, right? Like you're doing the big part of the driving. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's, it's also, but I, but I told him, I said, I said, absolutely, man. Yeah. I said, absolutely, man. You just tell me when, and you know, like I said, the couch is yours. If you want to stay the night and want to stay a couple hours, whatever, you know, we'll have a couple, we'll have a couple drinks, you know, whatever we'll hang out, catch up. But like every couple weeks, majority of the
Speaker: you know, it's the majority of the drive to get to your place. It's still, it's like the last bit of that long journey. Oh yeah. You know? Yeah. But now I told him, I said, Jim, and I, you know, in every couple of weeks, he's like, cause it's still cool. I'm like, dude, I done told you, I promise you, I got you. I had told Blaise the same thing. I was like, Blaise, anytime you come up here, man, it's not the most comfortable couch in the world right now. I do want to upgrade, but I want to wait until we move out of here.
Speaker: I want to wait until we move out of here. And then we have like a house and I'm going to put the couch and love seat that's in the living room now and like the family room. And I'm going to give me another big comfy sex sectional. And, uh, they sell, they're selling on like Timo or something like that. It's the size of like, ah like it's one big square, but it's like sunk in like a fucking, uh,
Speaker: hello giant fucking pillow. ah ryan welcome Jeff? What's up, sir? Yeah, but I felt blazed at the whole thing. I told Brian the same thing. I was like, whenever you decide to come to Ohio and put your meat in my mouth, you know, you actually sleep on the couch because obviously you know where you're going. The next time Brian comes, he can't do it right before he comes. I want to buy a fucking smoker.
Speaker: I'm like, yeah, right before he, right, right before he comes on. And by me, I mean his barbecue and by me, by Brian putting his meat in his mouth, I mean, his barbecue because Sundays is for Brian's meat. Saturdays is for the boys. The Sundays, it's like Arby's. They got the meats, but I mean, I don't know. Some barbecue is pretty fucking good. I would use the couch to like, yeah, you can totally, you know,
Speaker: yeah Yeah, you get totally on the couch. Act like that. That's you knows big enough. She keeps saying she's so big. yeah She's massive. I might have to um i to put the couch in love seat. You might have to put a love seat next to her so she can put her knockers on. Actually, you might have to wait until we get the giant sectional. I'm just saying. but Just chill for your boobs.
Speaker: Oh, what are you not doing tonight, buddy? I just got home. ah Like my buddy and I, we went to a minor league baseball game tonight. Nice. Nice. Yeah. Cause it, cause now we have all these teams. I mean, we got like, we've been talking about going to the minor game, minor league game for a while. And now it's like, Oh, Hey, 20 bucks. Let's go. They got one here. They got, ah they got 20 bucks each.
Speaker: the Pirates It's a minor league game minor league baseball league here Yeah, the minor league team that we have is the ah skaters space Cowboys We have got the met yeah we literally got the the minor league Mets Nice, I thought you were calling the Mets a minor league team it's gonna be no no we have some minor league mets and People from them actually go to the teammates yeah it's well we have finally all like it's the syracuse It's called the Syracuse Mets. Oh, okay. It's the only difference. It's like, it's the same fuck it's the same deal, but it's all one party. but i mean I don't understand it, but it is what it is. I can't be bothered to actually get up and actually go to the game. Me neither. We have the Columbus Clippers, which... Oh, minor league? Yeah, minor league, which once upon a time... weren't they a major league team at one point?
Speaker: No, they were never a major league team. They've always been a minor league team. its however weirdly all the time They were the minor league team for, um, the New York Yankees. oh And when this guy was a young team, yeah. Yeah. When this guy was a young fellow, and I had the opportunity to not only meet the great Yankee legend, Derek Sanderson Cheetah, but also get a baseball sign from him.
Speaker: Instead, he shot him like he was Mark Wahlberg. I mean, like like we had. And now that baseball, now that baseball is nowhere to be found. Cause I gave it to a nephew who was an Yankees fan who for his birthday. And I'm like, yeah, this ball won't ever be worth everything. It was dirt. that sucks man that there movie I don't know whatever happened to the ball, but he doesn't know either. So it was just like,
Speaker: Yeah, dude, we had Derek Jeter fucking signed baseball, bro. one but But no, we have the Columbus Clippers. Now they're the affiliate or the Farm League um to like next step before you go to the majors for the Cleveland Indians or Guardians. And their stadium is they have a very nice, they have a very nice stadium. It's right, it's right across the street from my building, my building that I work in.
Speaker: like one like one of my ex -girlfriends like her kid wanted my gym tummy jersey oh like i'm like are you what you want my gym yeah add the whole thing on there indians and it was it was the white one and then she was like what she's like i like your mark mcguire too and i'm like nah you can't have the mark mcguire jersey no no it was that it was like when goes what there one was one of these played for st louis And then, uh, like it's like the ah batting practice Jersey, but it's authentic. Yeah. It's kind of funny. Like all my baseball jerseys are authentic. And even though like I grew up playing football, love football and everything, but all my football jerseys are replicas. How does that make sense?
Speaker: Yeah, it was a good game there texans one today. today. A complete set of movie jerseys. Like, Flick's got those... I was going to say, there's only one Indians jersey I won, and that's Ricky Wild Thingball. And I will have it. I will have it. They're not expensive either. but no What was that? What was the... ah yeah You got no...
Speaker: Yeah. bibles bibles yeah So, I mean, today's been a good day. I mean, Texans won space. Cowboys barely won. Nice. We're like, come on. oh Yeah. So, hell yeah. Hell yeah, man. Is everybody here either like or hate to but the bills? I don't watch sports. Okay. I haven't been different about the bills. They're, they're just a buffalo. It's so like three hours for me.
Speaker: I'm like three freaking teams though. And the one I like, I like the times and they're like the worst team in the name of NFL. It's like, it's embarrassing to he even say that I like them, but you know, then there's the bills and then you got the jets. The jets are an embarrassment too. They suck.
Speaker: No offense to any, no offense to all the fans out there that might be listening or, you know, whoever. All the offense to Jets fans. If you're a Jets fan, I mean, yeah, there's a couple of people I knew that were like diehard Jets fans. They just suck at Tony D. They've been, they've been bad for so long. Hey, Ted's Jets fan too. I just, Mr. Ted Hicks, kindly suck it. I mean, I, I miss the games, but like when I'm really bored, like I'll watch, I'll watch, I'll watch a game, you know,
Speaker: ah making it too like yeah No, no, I don't I don't I'm kind of indifferent about the bills. I'm glad I'm glad that digs digs got out of there. Yeah. And he's with us. wish Yeah. Yeah. And he's with us. aper You guys you guys on paper us on paper. We look nasty. And you guys are nasty. like i mean You guys were good last year. You guys could be absolutely fucking disgusting this year in the AFC.
Speaker: I'm excited for that because I've been a, I've been a huge supporter of the Texans for a long time. And I've always said like, they're just missing, they're just missing a couple of puzzle pieces. Like they should be a contender every year. And I think this is, this is the year, bro. The two games, like the two games last year, we were talking mad shit to each other. Yeah, we were talking about it. Well, the one game we beat y 'all's ass and in the next game, y 'all beat him.
Speaker: but You know, it's kind of funny though, it was like the things it was like the holiday games too. That was the funniest shit. Yeah, no, like I've always liked the Texans. Oh, man, like, like, I mean, it was a masterclass. It was like almost a masterclass of talking shit to each other. I mean, like he said some stuff. It was like,
Speaker: i can't, there it is I can't back it up. And then next thing you know, like Texans win and I'm going off so shitty goes, yeah, I can't back it up. He's like, he's like, he's like, typical Cleveland, man. It's just typical. Yeah. and i you Like, you know, our flacko was so good, man. And then just pick after pick in that playoff game. And it was just like, this is what it's like to be a Cleveland fan. Yep. I remember this.
Speaker: It's like being in ah and ah and an abusive relationship, you know, as a Cleveland Browns fan. They, they come home drunk from the bar. They kick our asses the next morning. They tell us they love us. They tell us they're sorry. That it won't happen again. And then we'll have a good few weeks. And then all of a sudden they have a bad day at work and they go to the bar after work and they come home and they beat our ass again. And we have to tell our friends and loved ones that we walked into a cabinet or we, we fell down a flight of stairs that we don't have because we live in a ranch and
Speaker: you know i have a i have a coworker i have a co-worker that is like diehard cowboys fan and when i got the news of like how they're how they're really messing with a cdlam's contract and they're like saying he's got get ten to fifteen catches per game and or if they want him to get that money and i showed it to i said hey um'm just gonna let you down lightly and i showed her the article she read it it was off a bleacher reporter she just goes so oh and what usc do to get and i would like this get Yeah, but but I would like to say I said, hey, don't feel bad. I got a buddy up in Ohio who has the same sentiment by the Browns. So when the both of y 'all. So when the both of y 'all die.
Speaker: You have the offensive lineman and the quarterback to lay you guys down in the ground, let you down for the last time. I say, I say it all the time. When I die, I want, I want six Cleveland Browns to be my pallbearers so they can let me down one more time. Now you want, you want, you want CD to get those cat, you want CD to get those completions 10 to 15 a game.
Speaker: get rid of that, put Cooper Russian, and then CD is going to be a goddamn superstar. But the thing about it is it should be automatic because they're all debating about, oh, well, should we get Odell Beckham? And then all of a sudden he's like, CD lamb is making all these spectacular catches. Like you sure you need them? You know, like he stepped, like CD lamb stepped up last year.
Speaker: Or I mean like what Dallas feel free to let CD go somewhere else like he did a Mari and Mari was Mari has been an absolute monster in cleveland the last couple of Well to that rep to that ref got paid off head that clip I said you like so frustrating thing i've ever it was no He was nowhere what a bla mask bitch boy he was nowhere to hear the line the fuck man Yeah, dude that dude that was the most infuriating call I've ever seen as a football fan as somebody watching football my whole Jeff I'm gonna bring up speed as the non -sports fan
Speaker: last season. I think it was last season. Amari Cooper wide receiver for the Cleveland Browns made this spectacular catch like like what are you doing, man? Yeah, like no way in hell should he have ever made this catch. Did a couple dance moves, shook a couple **** defenders off of him, whatnot. Easy touchdown all day long, right?
Speaker: right. The referee threw a flag and called it back and said that he went out of bounds. They watched the replay. I'm already here. It was like 20 feet away from the out of bounds. Mark, dude, he was legitimately legitimately so next like, so make me the way I wish I could pull it up as fast as Jeff can. Wait, wait. All right. I think I'll find it. Brian, Brian. Yeah. Yeah. But, but Dude, he was so far from being out of bounds, right? Not that it mattered because Cleveland absolutely whooped the shit out of the Tennessee Titans. We held one of the one of the top tier number one top three running backs to like 47 yards in that game. But it was or they I'm sorry, I said we they they like they shut down Derek Henry, you know, and I was and it was funny because that game I was playing against the guy in fantasy football.
Speaker: Uh, who had Derek Henry and he was like, I'm about to get 30 points from Derek Henry, this game against the Browns. And I think he got like negative points from Derek Henry in that game.
Speaker: Speaking of fantasy football. And I meant to say this earlier in the show. so i was i say bring it up Yeah, I'll have to say it. I'm going to try to make a post tomorrow. So we have a nonsensical network league. Anybody who's interested, John, if you're interested interested, hit me up on the socials. I don't know if you're a big football guy. If you're interested in fantasy football, but we're doing that. Yeah, we're going to do a network fantasy football league. I want to get at least 10 teams. I think we have.
Speaker: four or five right now. So I want to put it out there to you guys who are listening. Hit us up on social media. Let me know you're interested and I'll get you a link set. As soon as we fill the league, we're only two weeks away. I know it's, I know it's short. I know it's rushed. I didn't think I was going to do fantasy football this year. I don't have the time for it, but I have a league that Kim's a part of that I'm a commissioner. We have to find one more player for that league. I put it out to the league or I put it out to our other players to find somebody. Nobody said anything yet. Um, but, um, but I want to get at least 10 players for the nonsensical network league and we'll draft as soon as possible. And then maybe at the end of the season, I'll do a swipe back. Um,
Speaker: Maybe we'll see. If I win, we'll do a swag pack. If I lose, we won't do a swag pack.
Speaker: Which last year I, I took a dive in the, in the championship game because I didn't want to win and everybody give me shit. Yeah. A couple of butt hurt people, a couple, a couple of lab babies. Of course you're going to win. It's your lead.
Speaker: because no sense. Yeah, because no makes no sense because we all draft as a non sports guy. I was like, how does that work?
Speaker: Oh my God, we're just. But yeah, so we we need. Yeah. So don't be scared, Brian, because I know I whipped your ass last year. Oh, you got lucky.
Speaker: I looked your ass. You guys were terrible last year. Well, Jeff, I will say you were terrible. For a guy who knows nothing about football and a guy who's never played fantasy football before, well done, sir. I gave you your kudos. Brian? With zero help. ah You helped me once and it was like, how do I do this? And you're like, do you do this? Man, like I have running back issues. Who should I do this or nothing?
Speaker: Then my quarterback gets laid out. I'm like, man. yeah Yeah, you got a raw or all deal. But however, though, on one of my NFL Network League or my NFL dot .com leagues, I am the champion. OK. So, yeah, I came in fourth or fifth place in my league last year. Well, um'm I'm going to declare it now. This is our fourth season. fucking lot If I win the whole fucking lot this year, I will never let you fuckers live it down. I'm calling it now. you If any of us, it will be, of us or it will be my version of I'm the champ.
Speaker: What do you think should have happened if I fancy football? So I I'm going to make it a point to make sure. I'm going to make it a point to make sure I make a post tomorrow and see if we can get. I think we need five or six more. Yeah. Players and the and the Network League. I think if I put a post out there, I know Cam's going to. I think Cam said he was in. Brian said he was in. Brian also, I mean, I know that you got belt Kings, but if you're interested, maybe we can work something out on Sundays. Is there a pain? Is there a pain for this one too? No.
Speaker: dumb mother god this one's free but this one's free what what app is this one through ah same one we use for our league yeah esp sp call yeah epn yeah um wait jeff you're going give a yeah i just lost dear i was forced again this year
Speaker: the Well, yeah Jeff didn't have a choice. No, did Jeff doesn't have a choice as. He's he's a co -host though. he's He's got. As as as though he Jeff's co -creator, like Jeff's just my right hand man. Well, my left hand man. Cause I'm left handed. Sure. You know, like yeah does don't you I was told I stroke that wiener, Jeff. But i would I was informed. I was informed in the,
Speaker: I was a fool. I was drinking, Cameron. So fully in the chat that I don't have a choice. So, and I was like, I was going to do it anyways, but okay. You got, you got beat box and smeared off. Seriously. All right. You got a death wish bro.
Speaker: that we were drinking um she was drinking buzz balls and beat box and then I was drinking beat box and now we're on beat box and smear off. Well, we all know how much Sam loves balls. I got I feel I'm like I'm beyond going right now. I don't even know. That's why I'm muted. I'm just letting y 'all talk. watch Can you can you blow it up? yeah this party and then blessless the officials are going to mark him. Watch this replay comes right after the catch boy. He had a chance at a big chunk. step down of bound Let's take a look. This will be our best angle. Look at that. Look at that dude. Look at that. don't lose me that I know that's not out of bounds.
Speaker: that's **** a Mari. Let's go, baby. Thank you, Dallas Cowboys. They gave us a Mari Cooper. They paid us to take a Mari Cooper, man and I love a Mari. I loved him when he was on Dallas. I was through the moon excited and Jerry Jones is all like, yeah, we're we're going to uh and his Steven Jones. He's like, yeah, we're going to stick to our our script and everything. It's like, yeah, that same script that let you guys down for twenty nine years yeah Good job, guys. How's that script working out for you? No, but Brian, I know you got obligations with Tony D. But um you know whether before or after, I think I'm going to try to make ah an effort on Sundays to. and hi Well, you're not you're not a morning person on the weekends. Typically, no.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I mean. But yeah, I mean, like, i like i'm I'm usually home all day on Sunday. So because I do my laundry and just kind of relax, let my mind get my brain ready for the for work week. Yeah, well, that's that's typically what I do. And Nikki works all day on Sunday. She's she's gone from like 10 30 11 o 'clock until like seven or eight on Sundays. Yeah.
Speaker: So I want to. I want to do something on during the football season. And nobody else on this network watches likes. And or knows anything about football or sports. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down. I told you before you're a dirty little secret. You're not actually a member of the dirty. Whoa, I'm not a member.
Speaker: You're a behind the scenes member. I take offense to that. I'm more of the member than Jarvis ever was. This is true. You gotta take real offense when you're sleeping in the dumpster on the 12th. This one clip I sent Jeff, I was like, I was like, I didn't even understand this game either. I was like, wait, what?
Speaker: the well oh by the way cameron nickki has a zero gravity chair on the patio and that's where you have to sleep thank yeah it's its you know you're a little guy it's big it's going so oh yeah yeah yeah where homeboy was down down he was down he was damn but there was no whistleblowing so he's like all right i'm a go fuck it up good I see that I kiddos see like boom he's down he is down all down but yet he didn't think he was down and he's still going and the officials are acting like it's still a live play or set taking it all the way. Wow. Yeah. This is crazy. Yeah. that's totallyary Yeah the whole channel that that guy does is like all the littlelo the the bloopers is like
Speaker: um Which he was like saying, like the script says, ah don't touch my homes. Yeah.
Speaker: That shit was hilarious. I was like, man. Cameron, who you guys play tomorrow night in preseason? We played the Bills today. How'd that work out?
Speaker: We beat him. Um, oh Bryce did, Bryce did really good, man. Um, he went six for eight, I think 80 yards. Um, he, he didn't play too bad. Oh, lines looking like they're coming together, but I mean, I know it's preseason. So yeah let's be real. I mean, it's the fucking preseason. We're, we're going to watch this game a little bit. We're, we're week three and have yet to see any of our starters play in preseason. So yeah.
Speaker: We have some quarterback in right now. I have no idea who he is. And I mean, Bryce looked like he, he was connecting bro. I mean, he, he's antsy. He's just so small. He's like five, 10, one 90 in real world size, like not combined size, but like real world stats. Yeah. Uh, John. Yeah. John, you said you were a jets fan.
Speaker: No, no, I'm, and I'm unfortunately a giant, child yeah giant, giant bills are my secondary team because they're both New York teams and I'm right in the center of New York. wow I have nothing to say to you for the giants. I don't even know what's going on. Like, no, like they, they used to, what the hell happens? They fell apart, you know, yeah whatever. As, as, as a giants fan, is there any, I don't think so. I really don't. I hope for the bills. Cause that's like my secondary hope. Yes. You know, yeah I hope for the bills because I don't think the giants are going to do shit this year. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: You, you, you have fun with your hats. I, your team probably got to kick my team's ass anyways, but you know, I see you over there, Brian. I see you over there, Brian. I see you. I see, I see your, I see your, your, your, your near bull. And I raised you. Everybody rages against the Yankees too, but they're really good team. And you know, they're New York, they're home. They're not a hometown because of New York city, but you know, they're still home state team.
Speaker: for me anyway. I fucking hate the Yankees with a passion. A lot of people do. That's what I'm saying. A lot of people, it's like, there's my home team though. You know, that's my hometown, not hometown, but hometown is the match. You know, the the Syracuse Mets as a, as a, as a Cincinnati Reds fan. I absolutely despise them. You hate them because high players Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The red should have won a world series. And then you guys came through with your big fat fucking bank account and brought up all our players. That's the problem. That's the problem. Exactly. I know. I understand where you're coming from, but it's like... And done was a world series MVP. And two weeks before the world series, he was a goddamn Cincinnati Reds. And nobody cares about the Houston Astros in there and their fucking cheaters. All right. Bunch of cheaters.
Speaker: sign stealing cheating ass horse. but Wow. Tell us how you're doing. Yeah. Actually, I have no dog in the fight when it comes to the Houston Astros. I could care less but they did. They did get in trouble for stealing signs.
Speaker: Well, here's a news flash. Apparently it's been going on since 1988. Cause somebody from the red from the white sock in every sport. That's like everybody fucking, fucking sweating the hard balls junk, man. It's like at Michigan, it's like every team, every sport has been doing it for years. It's what we do, man. like we it's Yeah. Just talking. she said keep going she's talking everybody I'm sorry. Is it okay if I respond?
Speaker: No, go ahead. That's fine. Okay. I do want to make sure I don't want to, I don't want to like overstep my boundaries as a guest. We don't have boundaries. Okay. Okay. Cool. Boundaries. Let me have this. Please keep your penis in your pants, Cameron. Yeah. Yeah. That's not a problem. I got shorts on, so I'm good. I can't fall on it. It's in there. I have no pants on. That's why I'm muted. I don't want to show. Wait.
Speaker: legs one always happens not Having pants and being muted to have to do with I just don't want any of my penis talk I'd like to see I think he's confused. I'm sure he would All four inches confused do know so good to say that jeff i was goingnna say so we can hear your beatta stock and like i mean i mean that way fucking eleven mid minutes tread lightly boys let's not get can I think I think I think camerarons confuse me blinding that I think You're deaf you can't see my penis anyways no narrow Let's go If there's a wiener on that monitor, I swear to God's do. Nah.
Speaker: ah um like You can't see my penis. I wish I wanted, but I'm not. He's got a very noisy noisy penis. yeah
Speaker: Oh, she's the one. we don't come here Shut the **** up. I don't have his glasses on. He's deaf. He can't see my penis anyways. Wait, what? but What? but Look, can't see this. He can't see his own penis with his glasses on. Hey, I can't see my penis.
Speaker: What's a penis?
Speaker: Well, if you separate the word, it's pen. It's pen is. i I haven't I haven't seen my penis since simple. i lawsu My guy, come on. so and My my pen is exposed. Yes, your pen is. My pen is exposed. Pencil is my pen. My pen is on camera. Well, I want to touch my pen is.
Speaker: Yeah, I kind of do, actually. and It's got a level in it. hit It's got a built -in level. Pins? OK. Why is there and it's got a... And it's got a little and it's got like a little metric ruler on here, centimeters and inches. This is why when I'm sober, I can never last for like three hours of the show, because it gets so random.
Speaker: I just, all I heard was you can't last. I feel bad. I feel bad.
Speaker: It's so much, so much more fun when you're a little buzzed for sure. Yeah. The only time, the only time when I listened to it, like at work, when earbuds own anything out there, like two and a half hours, I'm like, no, I can't. i'm I'm too lost. I don't know what happened. i got isis come here like i feel like that's it or it is and i just Every second. I'm just you dont like, you know what? He says it.
Speaker: yeah He you know, he says that but I can't tell you guys how many times he sent me a message like they'd be like what should you guys talk Jeff what the fuck you're like Jeff what the fuck is wrong with you? I'm like Kim what the hell are you talking about bro? And he was like I'm listening to an episode of nonsensical nonsense and I'm like which episode and because narrow there's only a few yeah I have to start listening to like structured like men caring for men or what uh what the **** news because those are structured. These are not structured when you're five and a half hours in, you're talking about penises and you know, showing **** and I don't know but these are the best conversations. These are the ones that matter. Well, these are the ones that are exactly. These are the ones will we remembered for
Speaker: exactly Yeah, exactly. Well, I don't know about remember. why not and Whether we want that or not is a different thing than, you know. Right. So if I show my penis, I'm getting banned, but you can talk about it and that's OK. Yeah. And you'll be like, I expose him. I'm exposing my pen is right now. Yeah. Penis. See, these are the conversations that will guarantee none of us ever run for political.
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Speaker: I won't let you. Yeah, the only problem whiskey and bourbon is that it could lead you home to a tight. We could take a coyote ugly home. You know, can I send you a song to listen to? Oh, every now and then, you gotta roll the dice. You know what? So, you can, my deal, with quite if few if you like it or not, it's called whiskey drinking. Somebody said whiskey drinking. It just made me think of it. That's my dad. he my My dad. Oh, for real? Yeah, he does all the music in his own home studio and shit.
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Speaker: And then, uh, and then another one of the grunt style, cause I have like the whiskey bourbon from grunt style. And then I also have bourbon makes it, makes it better. But also that's on backwater on the grunt style. is ah It says whiskey helps. And they have one for, and they have one for rum. And I got to get that one. And also.
Speaker: Okay. He's got two songs up there right now. He's got like another, a dozen songs that he's already got done. it's just like he's got some click on snapchat so he can check it out yeah yeah i just can't wait you know he can listen to do it if he likes it then whatever yeah will yeah like i said he's got there's another like dozen songs he's got done but he's got like another dozen songs done but uh nice they're not um he's not ready to like put him out yet he wants to put him out as an EP
Speaker: For some reason, I don't know why he does not want to put out about signals or whatever. Does he put him on? um He's going to use some distribution site. I'm not sure which one. does I was going to say, if he he can put him on. Nice. they're gonna the He's already on Bandcamp. He's on YouTube. He's going to be on Spotify pretty soon. I was going to say, put him on Spotify. yeah He's going to be on Spotify soon, along with a whole bunch of other platforms around the world.
Speaker: You guys hear about that? There's a band and I know i don't know the name of the band. They created a playlist and it was it they put out a bunch of songs like 10 songs and they told all their fans, if you play this while you sleep ah excuse me la and it gets enough if it gets enough listens on Spotify, our next concert will be free.
Speaker: ah And it was dead air. I didn't mean to do that. So people would put it, put it on play while they would sleep. And it was like, it play it was just empty. They got enough listens. They got enough listens were seven of their concerts for free. Oh, damn. I was like, you know, I mean, there was nothing to listen to. do So I mean, what? yeah they i mean it's Literally people would, as they go to sleep, they literally a free counselor. Cause you just put it out and go to sleep. Cause you don't hear anything anyways.
Speaker: No, but like they have real songs like they're a legit band. Yeah, they're other music. but i mean not free Yeah. And they they literally did a concert with their original songs. But then they made this one just for the fans to pay for the concert for free.
Speaker: Because, like, once you get so many listens, you make money on Spotify, just like with everything else. Yeah, yeah. But, I mean, you make fucking, you make nothing, but it's like, my dad's looking at, like, copyright issues, not issues, but a lot of these sites, they put it around every continent in the world, on every streaming site there is. Yeah, there's certain songs I can't listen to here. They're trying to make 10 % of everything they can make off you.
Speaker: Well, like there's certain songs that I go to look up on Spotify and I can't listen to it because I'm, in Oh yeah. Yeah. Cause it's just, yeah, it's not there. Yeah. It's like grayed out weird. Oh yeah. Yeah. Copyright. Yeah. This, but you know, so, so he's figuring if he copyrights it, then he can just, uh, you know, the the say, said somebody in Japan wants some America song for some commercial, you know, he might make 20 cents, but hey, it's better than nothing. yeah That's how he's feeling. It's not that hard to copyright stuff either.
Speaker: No, it's not. But it's like, you know, if it's copyrighted already, you know, no, he's got everything copyrighted or he's getting it copyrighted. He's working on that. Right. Well, I bought him a mixer. I bought him a 10 channel mixer. Okay.
Speaker: gave him a decent PC to be able to use them 28 inch workday screen. And, you know, it's like, you know, you basically his whole setup, I helped him build, but he, he also, he also invested a little bit of money in a dozen programs. You need all all that shit, but it's like, it's pretty good. I'm curious to see what good things I don't have the patience to.
Speaker: two No, I know he's mastering, you know, those dogs took a month to learn. It was crazy. My my newest thing that I'm, I'm slowly learning and, and I still need to buy the equipment, but I, 3d printing where you, 3d printing is awesome. Yeah, man. Oh, there's, you can make all kinds of bullshit. Well, there's a guy in, I think he's, what would be your application? Just like for fun.
Speaker: ah No, actually one of the the guy one of these guys I watch on YouTube he's building a wide -body Lamborghini Where I'm 3d printed birds. It's it's a fake He built it would not be safe to drive. No, no, no, he built the chassis. It's just you know to pray and then he 3d printed the body and then because camera with the material you use to 3D print, it cannot sit out in the sun, it will melt. it will you know So what he did, and he actually, the the the automotive industry is taking what he did to fix that problem, and it's making the product better. He wraps it in
Speaker: carbon fiber, and that just like you would make a carbon fiber part, but the interior is the plastic of the 3D print. So it makes your 3D print, your carbon fiber part stronger and not sound hollow and tinny. Well, carbon fiber and the 3D printed shit are very similar. Yeah. But yeah, you can 3D print car parts and like For the cost of a new bumper on a, like a body kit on your car for a eighth of the price, you can 3D print it if you have the patience. The one guy, you know, and you can actually, one of the things I want to do with the Eclipse is I want to make a replica of the Fast and Furious car, just because I think it'd be funny. Which one? The problem is the, it's the 97th one. The green one? Yeah. Yeah, that's about it. I have the car.
Speaker: but the funny thing is, is like that body kit that they used on that car in the movie, um out at the end the sun they don't make it no more. oh you if you want to make it If somebody has one, if if somebody has one, they want to charge you an arm and a leg for it. If you want to make a car strong and durable and last forever. I'm curious. You shouldn't make it out of antimony.
Speaker: We might as well just go with Unobtanium. I said it wrong because I've heard multiple young people on different various podcasts say Antimanium. Oh, you have no idea. that That is the one thing that drives me nuts. Is people pronouncing stuff wrong where, where everybody in the play. Or use Vibranium. Yeah, Vibranium.
Speaker: There you go. I bring him. What do you think is that music? like ah blue and Is it like, is it loser music or is it? What do you think? i No, I like it. No, I like it. I like it. I like it. It's got a good vibe to it, but it's, it's, it's like, my my dad's got a lot of influences from like the stones and Beatles and, um, you know, like, you know, back in the sixties and seventies music.
Speaker: No, I like it. I like it. Um, I, I actually subscribed to his channel. Uh, nice. Thank you. Thank you so much, dude. That's awesome. So sha up yeah, I'll let him know. I love room my buddy, you know? Yeah. Okay. You ain't got to play it or anything like that. I just wonder what you're thinking. I was really curious with that. Hey, Glick, I found a t -shirt that both of us can wear. It's in the private chat. I yeah, I saw that.
Speaker: I saw that. I thought it was hilarious. Do I want to look at it? I don't know if I want to look at it. There's a new 3D printer. It's called the Orm Store. Orm Store Giga. Oh, yeah, Brian. What's up, Britt? Nice. Orm Store Giga. What square area of it? If we can customize that, Brian, and put our names on the back of it. It's a yard by one yard by one yard. A yard is three feet. Yes. So that's three foot by three foot by three foot. That's pretty big. It stands four feet tall. That's pretty big. Yeah, that's a pretty big one. That's a big company. Oh, crash safety standards right out the window. Right out the window when you 3D car. That one, that one. So I have a question. I have a question real quick. You know, and this is just, I don't know, call it ignorance if you want.
Speaker: 3D print in a car. Is that what you said you were going to do? No, no, no, no. You don't 3D print the car. You don't 3D print the car. It's the body parts. It's just the body parts. Like your fender. You 3D print the car. Yeah, but it would crash like nothing, right? No, not necessarily. It's like, look at the Corvette. It's fucking carb. It's fiberglass. Oh, it is carbon fiber. Yeah, the new one. Yeah. So, well, all Corvettes are fiberglass. All fiberglass.
Speaker: I'll be a hundred percent honest. I was only half ass listening. And I thought you said you were in a 3d printed card. I was like, no, there's a guy he printed plastic car. It wouldn't even hold the engine in f place. as I was thinking, man, what are you crying? Because Adam Antium ridicule. Did you see the picture earlier of me and my sister? Did you see the picture of me and my sister earlier? Do you think I'm really worried about being ridiculed?
Speaker: There's this guy, he's got a YouTube channel. he three d He built a tube chassis and put an LS in it. And it's basically looks, you know, it's the same shape as Lamborghini Murcielago. You think you can buy that new engine? Yeah, you can. I don't even know what the hell you're talking about right now. I think Jeff does though. The 1 ,064 power engine.
Speaker: The new one you can't buy yet, but in like two years you'll be able to buy. It's the new LS. The new ZR1 is insane. It's just like mind -blowingly insane. Yeah. We did it. We did a whole episode on it on Jeff's garage. Okay. Was that like you that just in that this is god' cap p the The end cap. I don't know what the American equivalent to the Euro NC double A. That is not double age joseph likeini or in a A. What you did is double AP same thing. But he he basically built the chassis and then 3D printed the parts and then put it on the chassis. There you can see it is. This is why I stay muted, Blake.
Speaker: but But the only thing that's not effective is like the interior parts so get but and the headlights and taillights Lamborghini saw the videos this guy was making and sent him the headlights and interior gauges. Everything else is pretty printed. Yeah. Here's ah here's a one headlight. Oh, I've never heard of that. So five grand. I know who Adam and Jeff. Jeff, there's a short of the Lamborghini. Oh, you got it. I couldn't. I couldn't tell you any of his songs. I know his name.
Speaker: And I know he's a singer, but I couldn't tell you any of his songs. So European guys who were never fans in America. 3d printed Lamborghini Aventador that a gentleman 3d printed in his basement and you're not going to believe how affordable it was. All of the body panels have been 3d printed in this small 3d printer, which doesn't look that different than like a large toaster oven. So Sterling was able to 3d print bits at a time, join them together. It's got a carbon undercoating under this primer as well. And what you end up with is, well, a car that pretty much, especially from five or 10 feet,
Speaker: looks identical to the real thing. The engine in this car is an LS1 V8 from a C5 Corvette. Check out this. That's a Corvette motor. It does have the scissor door. I knew that. As Sterling was able to incorporate a lot of the factory looking Lamborghini software and functions into this custom build car. The most unbelievable part of this build for me is that Sterling is only in this about $35 ,000. This is a 3D Well, that's nice. That's a really good price. 35 grand compared to what's the event. 300. Well, the new, the new, the new ZR1 is going to be 200 grand. We priced it out at 150. Well, look at it. Sterling's house. It looks like I just keep seeing, I keep seeing little things on my phone. They're saying that the average price is probably going to be about 200. Well, yeah. That's the track version. That's the track version.
Speaker: Okay. Well, yeah, the track version was just totally souped out with the thousand 64. You can get the 900 hours for our version. You know, it's only got 900, but you know, you can probably deal with that. Well, no, I mean, at the end of the day, you don't fucking nine hundred horsepower you they don't need, there's no use for a 12, 11 or a thousand. Yeah. Almost 1100 horsepower. Yeah. It's 1063 or something like that.
Speaker: It's some crazy about 1046. I don't, I don't know. It's some weird odd number, but that's what they were. The two turbos, no one asked turbo and that's what they got. I watched an interview with the, uh, the lead engineer there for Chevy. Yeah. I saw that interview.
Speaker: He was like, this is just, you know, it wasn't like some random number when we came up, but it kind of was a random number. We didn't like for that number. Do you want to be a pedestrian hit by any type of car? No, here's the thing though. 3d printed parts and and not just 3d printed parts. When you 3d print something, it's as good as if you went and like, for instance, not all of us are built like a Volvo.
Speaker: No, I do not agree with that joke. I don't think a 3D printed part is as good as like a steel part. No, no, no, no. No, for instance, and I'm not talking about... Wow, you are joking, man. Things that you 3D print are as good, if not just as good, as if you were to go buy it. For example, like people that collect these Funko Pops, you can actually... Oh, yeah, that's it, Gary. This is good, yeah.
Speaker: totally agreey and Oh, Lord have mercy. that can you always That sounds like some dumb shit I would have said. I'm just going to go ahead and throw that out there. I'm going oh my go um we go get something to eat. Yeah, you're going to hell is what you're going. What you're doing is going to hell. Oh, yeah, you're never going to live that down tank tank McGillicuddy. I got Hey man, you got a coat somehow, bro. Uh, agreed. You know, but Dale,
Speaker: Jeff, I'll have to give you the inside scoop on that comment. You didn't get your camera. No, I missed it. Good. I hope everybody listens back and you'll get the reference. Yeah. If, if you know, and I don't even, I don't even know if Glick's told you, but if he had, you'll get it.
Speaker: Yeah, but there's so many things you can 3D print, it's ridiculous. There's multiple websites that I'm on. No, there's this dude. Very good. Not all of us are built like a tank and can't withstand being hit by a car. And Cameron made a comment that even was a little shady for me to say, but... Really? That bad? Yeah, it's pretty bad. Should I say it?
Speaker: Go ahead. I mean, dude, i it fuck that guy don't listen to him. It sounds like is that you're a risk or a person. All right. Well, well, Cameron's a little drunk right now. No, I'm I'm drunk, but I'm i'm not like drunk, drunk, like I get it. You're drunk, but I'm I'm sober enough to know that the whole world is watching.
Speaker: Yeah. You built it up so far. 400 followers. It's okay. Um, by the way, we've more than tripled our number of followers in less than a week on Facebook. We were we like i like, you guys are Facebook. I didn't realize you're on Facebook.
Speaker: ah Anyway, no, I don't care. But John, we have a bio link. It's literally scrolling at the bottom. I yeah when i know bad it i just go to the page and talk to you guys. It's not it literally I'm talking to you guys. You know, I mean, it's not super important in y 'all because y 'all don't know. But 2019, I killed somebody on accident and I hit them. So I made a joke, but Glick got it because he knew, but I killed someone with my car. Unintentionally. So Glick got the reference when I said that he wasn't built like a Volvo. oh And now you're all going to hell. Not even a
Speaker: Oh. Not even a second later, Glick was like, shit. Yeah, like I said, I mean, that sounds like some dumb shit I would say, you know, that's why I'm an asshole. He had no response, like no delayed response. He was just like, fuck, you didn't just say that.
Speaker: with this Like I said, it's something I would say to you. it I would be an asshole for it, but e
Speaker: This is what this hour is for, right? Yeah, this is the last hour. I told, g like I said, I didn't want to go live the last hour. And he was just messaging me. He was like, do it, bro. We've been live for six hours. That's on you, buddy. We've been live for six hours. Trust me. Nobody listens to the last, like, five and a half hours.
Speaker: So, it's just like guys. Just our stalkers. They make us wear weird robbers. Anyways, if I made it out where I'm sorry. People would be too depressed to hear it. On Saturdays, we spend six hours telling you guys about our social media and talking to you about where to follow us and where to find us. That's all the, we don't have any actual content. In the last 15 minutes is me talking about killing people. Oh, that's why.
Speaker: There you go. There you go, Cam.
Speaker: Cam's like I don't mean to bring it down or anything like that, but. Let me tell you a story how I once by the time I killed a man, he's like, I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die. Okay. Well, the Reno it was goose Creek, but was the it was the Creek eight four tree laying down one eight seven on a motherfucker. Hey, I laid that nigga down. Oh,
Speaker: Let's refrain from that word. Let's just. Wow. Whoa. Wow. pump that I didn't say the hard R and I would never say that. Yeah. You still say. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: that that yeah ah well in three years two people have dropped that word and it's been you and jeff I mean, the GAs different than the R. Yeah. Hey, I said the same thing. I've got to say the GA. No, you don't. You want to bet not on here. Not when there's a group of white guys to hang out, talk. Well, white guys, white dude. No. Hey, I'm about to ask my friend on snap right now. I'm literally talking to him. There's like, there's like four white guys and Brian, the Mexican.
Speaker: yeah Whoa, who whoa, whoa, whoa. You got 4 .5. 4 .5, white guys. 4 .5, white guys. Ryan has more of a right to say it than you because he's at least brownish. Yeah. I mean, aside, it's like every day I flip a coin to decide which nationality I want to be for the day. Am I going to be, am I going to be Thai? Wow, I caught that reference. Did I get that right? You're Thai, right? Yeah. Yeah. Have Thai. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah Right. What's go three years fuckers ah some bitches half white, half Thai, but he looks Mexican or delay. Well, I live in Texas, so it does get, so the sun is out a lot. So and why did you eighteen hundred if I had the money, that'd be, if I had the money, that'd be the only Volvo I would drive.
Speaker: really brownish. Yeah. Brian is brown. Cameron, I think I have more of a shades of brown. Whoa. If I, if I, if I, yeah, money, if money was not, that's all the global P 1800. It's a 1969 Volvo P 1800. It's a 66. That's pretty. That's pretty. I don't know. Yeah. Like I said, that's pretty. You can tell me whatever you want to tell me it is.
Speaker: it It was like, I never heard of that car until I saw it. was featured yeah It was featured in a bond movie. Yeah. Oh, for real. That's James Bond car.
Speaker: Fucking 100 % canceled now. Yes. Two time. What's your time offenders? Well, Glick, I suggest you take that. I suggest you take it down now. I demand you take it down.
Speaker: but
Speaker: that year. I demand you take it down. Did you see my comment by chance? Or did you hear about my comment? We'll talk later. I'm just poking. Just leave that thing canceled.
Speaker: joe well Yeah, three and a half year strong run. You're gonna do I can't. Brian, you got that. You got that. yeah You got that eulogy ready for us, Brian. Yeah, I got to The worst boys have been singing into the road. All right. Jesus. this is with Oh, welcome back, motherfucker. Now, let's just. suck chris thats Let's not. Let's let's let's not do an instant replay of what you've missed. Just.
Speaker: Yeah, we don't edit a whole lot or ever, but I might have to do some editing tomorrow. I'm just saying. Yeah, I'm not editing it. Fuck it. It's like, like, like Rip said in Yellowstone, you run up that hill as fast as we can and fuck it. You still haven't seen Yellowstone. I've seen first season and a half of it. Oh man. I mean,
Speaker: I need the news. All I know is that apparently Rip is my spirit animal. And I also know that I would have probably drowned Beth in that tub that she was naked, taking a bath in out in the house. I love me so much, man. That bitch is one bad bitch. I don't know. No. I don't know later. I'll send you a clip of where she her. She got incredibly hot, but she's badass.
Speaker: She's a badass, dude. She don't fuck around. I just I don't find it really attractive, but you know, I'm not saying I'm not saying she's super is attractive. What I'm saying is no, no, and she's bad. She goes to store to to confront the lady that was saying that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was like bad that was great.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. I've watched every season of that show. I've waited for the new season to come out, but like I am too. Fucking why the fuck did he quit the show? Asshole. Oh, because he's doing that movie Horizon or whatever. Yeah, you do some movie, but like, you know, the show is not going to be the same without him. It's going to die off in the season or two. Yeah. It's just what's going to happen. It's just a I want to see that. how they So that looks good.
Speaker: I don't know. Is 1819 or whatever the hell that's called? Is that any good? I haven't watched it. I haven't watched the one. You're talking about the one with the. um It's the prequel to the Yellowstone. Yeah. ah The prequel to Yellowstone. Well, then there's two prequels. Oh, there's two prequels? There's the one with. Yeah, because there's the one with. Oh, my God. Hold on. I got to look it up. I can't remember because numbers. Yeah.
Speaker: and so I just I didn't think there was I thought there was only one. It's like 1819 or something. So the preers there's 1923 and then there's 1923. There you go. Yeah, there's 1880, 1883, which is the first prequel. And then they did another one. but There's a recent one, a very recent. It's 1932. Three and a half minutes.
Speaker: Oh, shit. We're the last half hour ago. Ask him. He's the one to call it names. just
Speaker: Thank you everybody for joining us this evening. There's two proof. It's been, it's been one hell of a run. We appreciate you guys being here. Cameron got us canceled. no i wasn't a hero though i worked fire Cameron killed him. came Cameron killed a man and got us canceled all in one show. yeah Hey, I killed him five years ago. So I earned him this. and He didn't even spill his drink in 2019.
Speaker: and like he said, I didn't spill my drink. I'm only like my 20th. Your name is Bill drink. Fuck yeah. Harrison Morgan in 1920. Hey, hey, my insurance paid him fucking 100 drinks ago. 100 ,000. Well, they didn't pay him because he's fucking dead.
Speaker: I haven't watched 1923. I didn't watch the eight. Oh, this is motherfucker said. Yeah, he did. He did. He did. You know what? We don't got time. We don't got time for music tonight. i will I will leave it with this. I will leave it with this. We're going to wrap this fucking show up. The music expressions expressed on this show. I'm not necessarily the music expressions of nonsensical nonsense. I'm just saying.
Speaker: We killed our radios. I saw that too. Damn, all right. I didn't even see that. At least when I did it, I at least did it with a black guy on the show. I'm just saying. Thanks, Maggie. Wow. Yeah, 4 .5 white guys on the show. I knew you were going to drop the N word. Wow. Wow. Not even Jeff does that. Looks like I'm fucking llama. He doesn't look like he's ready to spit on somebody. There's an after show or not.
Speaker: Oh, God. You feel a little less guilty. God, no. No, God, no. Oh, God, no. I just did a six -hour show. Six hours? And Mama's got to get up in the morning and... I got to get up early. I have two very small children. Tell you what. That's what your wife is for. You're a baby mama busy with Jerome and Tyrope? No, she called out in the morning. That's why he's dropping in bombs. She's got a standing appointment Sunday morning.
Speaker: yeah Blondes and blacks. Good job. Dickhead. um You seen that? You ever seen that picture of like, like the the the nine black dudes standing behind the couch and one little white girl. Yeah. That's yeah on Sunday mornings.
Speaker: Poor cam. You just, when the kids wake up, say, maybe I'm hungover shit. If you love me. you'll let me rest. You'll take care of this.
Speaker: Cameron, Cameron dropped that question. Uh, it's been real, but unless you're making breakfast in the morning, you got to get the fuck out. And now what? Five years later, six years later, seven, how long has Sam been together? Well, um, almost seven years. Yeah. Boom. I fucking know.
Speaker: I fucking nailed that shit. and i was this Is that what Jeff did to his wife whenever she started going to France? Oh, well, Jeff jeff actually met his wife when she was still in preschool. Oh, come on. but Oh, you think I'm kidding.
Speaker: math ladies and gentlemen He just split.
Speaker: Jeff. like anyho and are you one next year i'm just saying edho any next episode of it nonsenseenical nonsense i got I got a minute and a half to get all this bullshit. I got to get out uninterrupted clicking as a whistle. Ladies and gentlemen, but thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We appreciate the shit out of you guys replay viewers. Appreciate you for checking out the replays know how matter how long you listened. If you're not already good and check out the nonsensical network, we are everywhere.
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