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Speaker: somebody and I don't know who, somebody's older. Somebody is older. I mean, I didn't want to come across like an egomaniac and go yesterday was my birthday. Cause every other day in your life is non -egomaniac. Okay. So happy birthday, sir.
Speaker: I don't know what you're talking about. Ego maniac. I don't even know. I'm going to take that belt one day. It's okay. Two of them. Don't worry about it. You can have it. I bequeath it to you now. But yeah, it was your birthday yesterday. I'm no longer the oldest person in the room. I mean, technically you still are the oldest person in the room.
Speaker: You're the same age, so fuck you. You're the same age for a couple months. Agreed. Agreed. I mean, I don't know what you're talking about because you're 42 and I just turned 22. Oh, yeah, I forgot. That's right. You're dating a cooger. Yeah, I'm only 22. I'm probably younger than Steve. You guys, it's your birthday. It was your birthday. So what did you do for your birthday, sir?
Speaker: Uh, we went out to dinner. Um, I came home and watched scary movies or a scary movie. How am I not surprised? But I mean, I didn't get a couple really, I got my, my, my collection is, I don't know if you guys can see this or not. I see that. Uh, my collection is complete. West Cannon's finest greatest quarterback of all time, Jonathan Moxon. And just a couple of weeks ago, Nikki got me this.
Speaker: Billy Bob. With the coolest truck by far. And I already, as you guys know, I already had the greatest tight end of all time, Twitter. So, I've got my that collection's complete. Now, time to start on, you know, my Bobby Boucher and, you know,
Speaker: Al Bundy, they got the Polk High. I saw that. That, I want that fucking shirt. But she got me that. She got me some flags, like football flags, because I've been throwing flags at her and the kids for the last couple of weeks. Oh, she bought them. She bought them, guys. You know what? I gotta say.
Speaker: that's my
Speaker: You're just just on our shit. We're like moosh. You don't moosh each other hard. You literally just go moosh. My imaginary flags that are illegal hands to the face, 15 yard penalty automatically. So she got me in these flat. They got me some new beer care products and stuff.
Speaker: I'm going to have, I'm going to get in so much trouble with these flags. I already know. I'm going to start using them on the show. Just unfortunately, they're all the way around my nightstand right now. I'm going to put a couple of them on my desk. That's because they're so far away. Hold on. Hold on guys. I'm live on another app.
Speaker: nice white is either be him or me because i was thinking the same thing i was like hold on let me stop my other life yeah let me oh wait other people are talking shit about something that i should be on right now oh yeah that works isn't it yeah now now are you the are you the guy and i already know the answer are you the guy that spoils yourself on your birthday
Speaker: Uh, no, I mean, I didn't do anything. I, I went to, I mean, I went to work, man. What's up chatter clocks. We see you guys Benji in here. First one out the gate brother, Chris technician.
Speaker: No, I don't. No, I, because, you know, for so long, it was just another day. And in all honesty, I forget about my birthday most times, most years. I usually do as well. It was never like a big deal or a spectacle or anything like that. Every year on my birthday, I ask for the same thing. Give me time to take a nap. Yeah.
Speaker: as far as spoiling myself. Nah, I'm going to even have a beer with dinner last night. Um, so we'll make up for that tonight. I'm just saying. No, unfortunately I think I go pick up my daughter who refuses to get her goddamn driver's license from work. Their Uber is real. That's what I said. Um, but, um,
Speaker: But yeah, no, I don't, I'm not, I don't, I don't ever really ever spoil myself. You know, like last year I bought that belt and that was probably the biggest thing I bought myself and I don't know how long. Well, considering the cost of that belt, that's like your next two birthdays and Christmas right there. That doesn't compare to. Bitch, are you serious right now?
Speaker: She's got to go out, don't she? No, she's just sitting here laying here on the forage and making all kinds of fucking noise. Oh, shit. Yeah, that belt don't compare to nothing on the minor. Actually, I think that the belt are actually doing the same thing. I just said, I just sent Kevin out. I said, the fucking dog. Yeah. The next belt I'm going to buy is probably as almost twice as much as what this one was.
Speaker: Yeah, you're getting that other one. Understandably, knowing you, I get it, but - So I don't know if you see this or not, Steven. Yeah, I believe it's going to win. The NFL partnered up and they had - I can't see it. I can't see myself doing it. They made NFL championship or NFL WWE style championship belts for 31 of the 32 NFL teams. They didn't do Jacksonville for obvious reasons.
Speaker: Uh, but, um, I wonder why that would be not when he told me this, I was like, why you're not a football or wrestling guy. So how, why would you know on the subject of wrestling? Who in their right mind would have put money on edge, not joining AEW.
Speaker: Yeah, that was a given. That was a given. That was so fucking because I don't, I couldn't pick edge out of a lineup. Let's be honest. And now, uh, I don't know if this is true or if it's Meltzer's work, but supposedly WWE doesn't want CM Punk. Yeah, I don't know. You know, there's so much, but.
Speaker: but yet AJ Lee's women's of wrestling contract has expired. Yeah, I think it's smoke and beers. You know, there was a lot of, there were, look at all the issues with that, that there was with, with the Rhodes family and with Cody when he, when he left and he came back, there's a lot of turmoil when it comes to CM Punk. And at the end of the day, CM Punk just needs to learn to shut the fuck up. Well, that he needs,
Speaker: He needs to learn that not everything needs to be a fight. Like with the young bucks, I can understand that because you're out there spreading lies about the guy. Understandable. But with the whole jungle boy shit, like, okay, let the guy use real glass. And then he's out of a fucking job because if he gets seriously injured, AEW is no more. So let him do it. And it's just like.
Speaker: Well, Jungle Boy wanted to do a spot where he was put through real glass so he could take time off and CM Punk said, you're going to get hurt seriously and everyone here is going to lose a job. Well, then on the pay -per -view, Jungle Boy goes through real glass and he says, see, I can go through real glass and said something else. And then people immediately as CM Punk chokes them out, they immediately make it about CM Punk.
Speaker: And that's the thing that always has gotten me, is that, okay, so you're gonna let Jungle Boy off the hook. You're not gonna shit on Tony Khan for not fucking being a boss. And so you're just gonna attack punk. Well, it comes down to likeability. I mean, Chris Still is the only person I know that gives the rock shit. He's a twat. I'm sorry. See?
Speaker: And I'll be 100 % honest, I couldn't pick any of these guys out of the lineup. The only reason I know John Cena is because he's on fucking every movie lately. I don't understand the fascination. I honestly don't. See, I was a kid in the 90s when wrestling was huge. So was I.
Speaker: Yeah, but here's the thing. I was like. To when the Monday night war started, right? The one when when?
Speaker: The difference is where I grew up when I was a kid, we only had three fucking channels. And if it was raining, you didn't have shit. So and I never got into the whole wrestling thing. Sports in general, you know, unless it was had to do with a car or a vehicle. I was like, yeah, I don't care. Sports in general, in my opinion, Pat and Jeff, you were always too cool for school. Yeah. Well, yeah.
Speaker: I don't want to go with the norm. Look at me. Where am I? But but but I fucking played sports all through school. I played sports because cheerleader. I was I was a very Lewy elastic kind of guy. If I'm going to have to be in school, at least I get to hit somebody. Yeah. And now, once again, and Chris has said this many times, my sports knowledge comes from movies.
Speaker: I mean, if I'd never watched Necessary Roughness or Varsity Blues, I wouldn't know shit about football. Necessary Roughness is a good movie. Excellent movie. Scott Baio as someone that is over the hill but comes back for a team that shouldn't be a team anymore. Fucking gold, man.
Speaker: People give that movie shit all the time. It's one of my top fives. Of course, I have to contradict Chris because the greatest quarterback of all time is not Jonathan Moxon.
Speaker: I'm sorry. It's Shane fucking Falco and keep Shane Falco's name out to fuck him out because. OK, so if Shane Falco was only known for his blunder in college, OK, I would give it to Moxley. The only reason he was known for his blunder is because and coach even says so his team leaned on him. He wasn't ready. He wasn't ready.
Speaker: You know who was ready when this team leaned on him and needed him? John Moxon. Only because the greatest quarterback ever played was because the only reason Moxon ever played was because Paul Walker's character got hurt. The greatest quarterback in the world was Kenny Texas. Nobody would know who the fuck Moxon was. I don't want your life. I don't want your wife. Oh, wrong movie.
Speaker: don't get me wrong I love varsity blues as much as the next asshole but I gotta still watch that movie I've never seen it get the fuck off our show what dare you sir no it's not that I don't like on the blade
Speaker: it's that I it's not that I don't want to see it. It's just I've watched so many fucking sports movies from and I'll say this my number one is gotta be Remember the Titans varsity blues isn't so much. It's not a sports movie. It's not really a sports movie. It's like a high school team.
Speaker: It's more about the drama of what a high school team is, right? It's about being it's about the drama of being the star of a fucking team. Oh, OK. You know, football in a town that that praises football higher than anything else. You know, like that football town is like football
Speaker: God, family, everything else. It's not, you know, most people are like, oh, this is God country always. No, they are football first, like. Red Sox, something else, sex. Yeah. Roll tide, motherfucker. But. Yeah, sisters. Chairs, everybody. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs, by the way. Fucking hilarious. I saw it today. I must fucking die laughing. That was just that was just a snippet.
Speaker: Saturday night, Saturday night. So we had this guy pop up in the chatters box. And it was like, it didn't even like come in and join into the conversation. He was like, Oh, you guys are on street nerd. Where's the link? Let me get in. Let me get in. Send the links in LA. Was this? Yeah. And then proceeded for like 20, 30 minutes. I mean, it was, it was like a car accident.
Speaker: I couldn't kick him out. I couldn't. I didn't. Yeah, I was given bad for that. I was like, I'm not kicking him out. This is too fun. I was giving Jeff the signal. I told him before I even brought him up, I was like, look, if I do this, drop him. And I was like, yeah.
Speaker: but it got to the point where dude ran away twice. I had to, I had to clip that one just based off of Brian's face. When I made the pregnant sister joke, Brian went, Brian lost. We wouldn't have gotten the copy right. And I would have fucking blasted that shit. Oh man. It was,
Speaker: I mean, we've had a lot of people on as guests. We've never gone woof, woof, like to the point where we just were like, whatever, dude. I mean, it was, there are no words. It's very rare that Chris and I are both speechless, but we were just like, woof.
Speaker: That was like me doing my first Sunday night massacre for the text chain massacre game. I had my buddy, Brian, who was like a brother to me. And in one map, isn't getting near the end of the stream and I'm getting fucking tired, having eaten all fucking day. And it's about almost like nine o 'clock at night. And I'm just like, Brian, hey, could you help me out here?
Speaker: And here I'm thinking, you know, knowing this kid since middle school, he'd have my fucking back. Right. And he's like, no, I ain't gonna do that. Dude, all you have to do is make enough noise to lure them away from me. I pop this lock and I can get you out of here. No, that ain't good for me.
Speaker: so i literally bitched him out live on stream and the cocksucker leaves messages me going like oh you disrespected me i'm like dude you want to talk about disrespect literally fuck you
Speaker: Disrespect. Disrespect. Disrespect. Disrespect. Disrespect. Disrespect. Disrespect. Disrespect. Disrespect. Disrespect. Disrespect. Disrespect. Disrespect. Disrespect. Disrespect. Disrespect.
Speaker: There was people saying, if we ever go on Survivor, I don't want that guy in my team. I'm just saying. I have literally people in my chat calling out Bryant. But let's be honest, Jeff. We've known each other for 25 years, almost 26 years now at this point. If we're playing that game, you know we would do the same exact thing. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Speaker: Yeah, that or I'm going to sneak up behind you and then make a bunch of noise. Exactly. So I get killed. Well, speaking of speaking of horror, Chris, it's your birthday yesterday. I have. Okay. Yeah. Go explain the literally thing. And I have a trivia exclusively for you because you are the king of horror movies. Never said I was thinking of horror movies. No, he's not.
Speaker: Well, no, he's not. I don't want, I don't want them fucking lame ass, fucking horror. No, no, no, no, no, no. This is interesting. The literally thing before we get to it. My oldest daughter. Really? We're going to go there. Yeah.
Speaker: My oldest daughter was telling me, I don't even fucking know. So his fiance and his oldest daughter, they were talking, she would, she would be like, so literally today, literally every other word was literally.
Speaker: And she came back. We fucking heard it. So we started making fun of her. We've only been talking about it for five minutes now and you haven't posted. There it is. Literally. I've been posting it the whole time.
Speaker: Literally and literally and literally and. But I have a I have a nine second clip here, Chris, and then you two get to decide the order. OK, so bear with me. Here we go. I want you to guess the top 10 horror icons based on their kill count. Who has had the most kills? Oh, shit. You don't have to give me a specific just try to guess who's in that. So top 10.
Speaker: Okay. I got it. I got to stay real quick before you start. I don't know if it's on my end or what it is. All I seen in that video was the guy at the end go top 10. Okay. So it is the top 10 kill count by iconic people, poor icons, poor icons. I know the top three. Who would you say has the number 10 spot, Chris?
Speaker: Probably like fucking candy, man, because it killed all of like four fucking people. Okay, so you're gonna put candy, man. See, most of the list is me agreeing with him until the top three, because... Okay. Number nine. And I have the results. I have an old results in another clip. Art the clown, maybe?
Speaker: Classifying as top 10 so kill so by the kill so for instance victim count Is but they said horror icons there's only like four icons or villain I legit ones yeah, yeah, yeah, but so
Speaker: For example, Mike Myers, how, where does he rank in that top 10? Two. As I say, he's like two or three. Number two or three. So I'm gonna put you right here at Mike Myers. Okay. Go ahead, rattle off your top five. Who's number one? I'm stuck in the number 10 here. Okay, well, go ahead. Number nine. Who's number nine? Jason's number one.
Speaker: Freddy's probably number two or three toss up between Freddy and Mike Myers. Jason, I'm not Freddy. I'll be right back after that one. Go ahead. Who you got for number four then? Probably throw Pinhead in there.
Speaker: Number five, four? Number four, Chucky at number five. Okay. Chucky might be ahead of him. Pinhead, though. Pennywise, if he's on the list, maybe seven, eight. Okay, so seven is it.
Speaker: Six, six, eight, nine. Again, I don't know how far back this list is going, and I don't know who they're considering or icons. Understood. And let me go ahead and I'm going to actually do a screenshot of the answers as opposed to playing the full clip.
Speaker: So while you're figuring out your six, eight, nine, I'll go ahead and screenshot the answers. One of them is Pinhead. I'll send that to myself.
Speaker: I almost need to write this list down because now as I'm actually I haven't written down. So right now you have Jason is first. Freddie is second. Michael Myers is third pinhead as for Chucky is five. It has seven or Pennywise and Candyman is 10. Yeah.
Speaker: And instead of playing the other clip, I'm going to show you the result. And he's probably more like fifth or sixth because he didn't have a lot of kills.
Speaker: No. And then probably like seven, if he's included in the list, which probably most people have never heard of this movie would be Victor Crowley from Hatchet because he was fucking killed everybody in New Orleans and in four movies. I don't think there'll be something weird in there like the Invisible Man or fucking fucking Hannibal Lecter.
Speaker: at like five or four or five something like that. I don't know. Um, let me just, let me just run it down one through one through 10. I'm going to say, I'm going to change my number one answer to pinhead. Okay. Ooh. I'm going to go pinhead Jason Mike. Uh,
Speaker: So Benhead Jason Mike. Benhead Jason Mike. I'm going to throw an oddball in there. Invisible man from like 60s. Um. Chucky. For five, yeah. Freddie it's a fire. Freddie six Victor Crowley at seven.
Speaker: Who else did I have on that list before? Hannibal Lecter. Okay, Hannibal Lecter is eight. You're still missing nine and you have ten at Candyman. I won't keep Candyman at ten. Do I have Chuckie on that list yet? Yeah. Yeah, you have him as number five. Okay, Chuckie. No, Chuckie should not be five.
Speaker: Victor Crowley five, ready six, Chucky seven. And I need one more, right? Yeah. Oh, let's go.
Speaker: Let's go to the worms from Trevor. Again, I don't know. I don't know what their base is. I mean, are they based it off of Slasher films? Are they based it off? I think they just said horror icons and I can play the whole clip when we're done, but I have a video. Dracula. Yeah. Why Kevin? I don't know. OK.
Speaker: There's about 20 Dracula movies, but he never really actually killed anybody. I mean, well, he killed a lot of people, but. So here are the actual answers. So number one is Pinhead. Number two is Michael Myers. Voorhees is three. Chucky is four. Invisible Man is five. Jigsaw is six. Victor Valley is seven. Freddy Cougar.
Speaker: Angela Baker. I don't know who that is. Yeah. Yeah. So go ahead. I said leprechaun originally too, didn't I? And I took him off. You did. He really had a low. Well, actually in the second clip,
Speaker: And I'll play that here in a second. I took one from Kada. I didn't even think about the chick from Sleepaway Camp because she fucked up 50 or something. Yeah. So they actually give some numbers in this, and it's loading because it takes a little bit longer. But they give some numbers here. But I thought, you know, so based on your answers... And it's up for debate as far as Michael Meyers and Voorhees goes, but that debate's been going on for years, and who has more kills? Voorhees.
Speaker: It's for he's but it's a debate thing for years. That's that's why in Halloween kills They gave Michael such a high kill count because they wanted Michael to He there there's they're only like a couple kills short of each other well Friday the 13th coming back That's right. Yeah 824 with
Speaker: Chris memories or here's the second second half of that. Okay, go ahead and actually give some numbers 10 Michael Myers. Yes, Michael Myers is number two at 170 kills throughout the Halloween franchise. Damn. I did not know that that it was that high. Yeah, I didn't think it was that high Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger is number eight on the list at 60 plus for the nightmare franchise leather face. No, not on time actually.
Speaker: Friday the 13th, Jason. Jason Voorhees, number three on the list at 163 kills throughout that franchise. Ghostface, does that count though? It's multiple people. Ghostface does count like Ghostface. I see what you're saying. That's a good point, but Ghostface did not make the top ten.
Speaker: Maybe he'll creak in there once the seventh movie comes out. Hellraiser? Yeah, Pinhead. Yeah, Pinhead. That's my man. Number one. Really? Number one with at least 246 maybe up to 321. There was like one scene where killed a lot of people. So I really upped his body count. But yeah, Pinhead number one. All right. Not candy, man.
Speaker: No, and I can't even close. Is there like monsters on there to think some dolls Oh Annabelle no Chucky Chucky is actually on the list at number four Actually creeped up on the list because of the TV show that really come out But yeah, he's at a hundred plus throughout the chops play franchise with including the TV show
Speaker: Oh, Saw. Yeah, Jigsaw. Yeah. Yes. Number six. 86 kills throughout the Saw franchise. I know Saw X came out as well, so Jigsaw might move up in the near future, but as of now, yeah, number six. All right, so who I got so far. Do I have one through six? You're missing four. I can't see you really getting these, though.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't see myself getting over here. We'll give you one more guess. Predator. No. Alien. No. No. Jaws, the shark. That was a good guess, but no. Alright, yeah, I give up. Alright, so you're missing number five, which was Invisible Man.
Speaker: Yeah 100 plus mainly from the train crash from the movie in the 30s that racked up his kill count to over 100 there number seven Victor Crowley from the hatchet franchise at 64 which little fun fact there he actually played Jason and the later movies in the Friday 13th franchise as well 9 Angela Baker from the sleepaway camp franchise at 55 and 10 and
Speaker: leprechaun from the leprechaun franchise at 50 plus as well i would have gotten none of those yep i pretty much nailed that list uh my middle daughter loves chucky um and she wants you had you had pin headers number one you had that correct
Speaker: You had, um, let's see, number two, you had Jason. So that was, you were wrong there. Mike Myers. Uh, you had his number three, so you're really close. Uh, invisible man. He was five. He had a four. It was Meyers at two, Voorhees three. Freddie was three.
Speaker: Yeah, you, well, no, you had Mike Myers as 3, but he is actually number 2. Yeah. You had Jason as number 2. Jason is actually 3. So you're technically right. You just had them reversed for 2 and 3. Invisible Man, you put it as 4. He's actually number 5. Victor Crowley, you had his number 5. He is actually number 7.
Speaker: Freddie, you had his number six. He is actually eight. Chucky, you had his number seven. He's actually number four. Yeah, I wasn't counting. And then, of course, Dracula didn't have any. And Candyman was also not on the list. Yeah. But I had Leprechaun on there, and I took him off. Right. And I had Jigsaw, and I took him off. Exactly. I tried to redo it because I was...
Speaker: But yeah, so occasionally things like this pop up and this is the first one that I've seen pop up where I was like, Oh, this would be a good question for Chris because he knows I'm fucking movies inside now. I couldn't even name all the 10 guys. Well, and I wasn't and I wasn't even counting the
Speaker: You know, with Chucky, I wasn't counting the television. You didn't drop the TV show because I didn't even know it wasn't happening. I'm thinking movies. And there's no way this ghostface would be anywhere near that. No, there's movies. I think most kids in a single movie was like seven kills. Well, not only that, but. He has even broke 50. Ghostface isn't just one person. It's multiple. They mentioned that in the clip.
Speaker: They mentioned that in the clip, you know, Ghostface is texting multiple people, but the character of Ghostface. I'm surprised with all the different variations of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies and the original and the ass Netflix remake.
Speaker: Yeah, but again, I mean outside of that shitty ass, that shitty ass Netflix remake was probably the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie with the most kills. Because again, in all those Texas Chainsaw Massacre kills or movies, he only had maybe five kills in a movie because it was such a small group of people. Now on that one that Netflix did,
Speaker: you know, for whatever fucking reason, there's a crazy man coming at us with a chainsaw. We're all going to run on a bus with 60 of us and think, oh, we're going to be safe. And spoiler alert, if you haven't seen it yet. And Leatherface comes on the bus in the fucking town, boy. So, I mean, he should have been in the conversation based off of that movie because Freddy's only got like 60 kills. Right. So wait a minute. So how many people went on to the bus?
Speaker: there was there was a mess of there was 30 people and they had to do one of them had to do the if you touch me I'm gonna cancel you it's like oh my that's when I check yeah so basically uh uh twisted fairy uh Stephen plays that game all the time I haven't played it yet I I do want to try it and I'll probably
Speaker: uh break my or pop my texas chainsaw massacre video game cherry with him uh i won't let you die i'll i'll work with you as a team um yeah don't be like my best friend it's i'll be i'll come up from behind you and just stab you and then be like yeah we all know how you like coming from behind with me
Speaker: Which he said it I didn't say it didn't laugh about it just took it was Not a dick don't take it so hard yeah, so the whole premise of the Netflix Texas Chainsaw Massacre and I'll be honest with you if you guys haven't seen it spoiler alert because I'm about to spoil the shit out of it The whole premise is a whole bunch of social media influencers
Speaker: by this town. I'm out already. And it's, it's like, it's a quote unquote ghost town or whatever. And they all go there. Well, the one house there is Leatherface's house. It's his family house.
Speaker: and they essentially kill his mom. Accidentally, whatever on purpose, which here comes Leatherface. Now, not only am I a raging cannibal, but now you killed my mom. Now I'm, now I'm pissed. So, I mean, literally on that bus, there was probably 20 or 30 of these influencers and they were, they were, it was shooting fish in a barrel, man, because once he got on the bus. Yeah, that's a cakewalk.
Speaker: Yeah, they had no, and he did kill a bunch of other people in that movie. That was probably the most kills in the franchise ever. They probably have more kills in that movie alone than any other, than all the films combined. Yeah. Oh, really? Okay, well. Yeah, he didn't, because it was, it was, it was one of the - It was shitty writing. No, no, no, it was just one of the movies. It was to capitalize off of what Halloween did in 2018.
Speaker: Yeah. Because they even bring back Sally Hardesty, who gets fucking obliterated by Leatherface. And it's like, yeah, that's stupid. It's it's just one of those things where, you know, the revival of the the horror franchise movies, the slasher films or whatever you want to call them, with the success of Halloween, and even with the success of the remakes, and these have been
Speaker: 15, 14 years ago at this point now when they redid Nightmare on Elm Street and when they redid Friday the 13th and actually even before Supernatural, Jared Padilaki was in the remake of Friday the 13th.
Speaker: with the success of the revival of Halloween and how successful that franchise was. Also, that franchise was also the single horror franchise to jump the biggest fucking shark and go so far left of goddamn center after the second movie. It goes to New York.
Speaker: No, when the Manhattan was not as bad as Season of the Witch and everything, and the couple movies that had Danielle Harris in them as a small child, Jason takes Manhattan was still not as bad as those versions of Halloween. Like what the fuck? Thank you. Thank you. No, the thing that I have to say what really killed Halloween is they gave him a motive.
Speaker: and that he's going after Lori because they're family. And that's what killed it right there. I literally will watch that movie. Back then, yeah, it was feminine. It didn't make a whole lot of sense because the premise of those Halloween movies with Danielle Harris
Speaker: She was his niece? Yeah. How the fuck was she your niece? You murders your fucking sister. No, Laurie Strode supposedly died in a car accident. That's how they explain Jamie Lee Curtis not coming back because Jamie Lee Curtis was originally attached to come back for Halloween four and it was going to be done in a skyscraper in Chicago.
Speaker: And so when she said, no, you're not gonna give me the money I deserve or whatever bullshit she pulls, she left. And then John Carpenter, he signed his rights away, which probably was the smartest fucking thing. I gotta say, Twisted Fairy, in the comments, what do you think about the new horror films that are coming out, Thanksgiving?
Speaker: I'm actually really excited to see Thanksgiving. It does look like it's pretty good. Do you think it'll be good or shit? Like most horror, you know, the downfall, and this is my fiance and I, um, and I think we've even talked about it on here. Here's the downfall with horror movies. You know, even, even outside the horror genre is so big and it's such a mass, a vast,
Speaker: Uh, quote unquote universe. Um, you got so many different types in, in, in the last 10, I'll give, I'll, you know, I won't be so harsh, but in the last 10 years, the horror genre has taken this dive into, let's see how gross we can be. Like that movie, like that movie, Terrifier. I'm not a fan. I mean, I watched both of them.
Speaker: They were OK -ish. But I mean, it was literally how gross can we possibly be? Kind of like the Saw movies. Literally. Literally. And that's exactly what my biggest problem with the Saw movies are. Great concept. Great fucking concept. Awesome concept. Tell me because as we say, Jeff, swing it in Amish. Yes, 100 percent.
Speaker: Uh, I have a question about the, Chris, do you believe the whole Kevin McCallister is Jigsaw? No. I mean. However, I will say this after rewatching Nightmare on Elm Street, the original Nightmare on Elm Street, I would like to say this to the writers and directors of Home Alone. Straight fucking plagiarism. Really?
Speaker: straight fucking plagiarism. You stole the entire concept of your movie. It just made it a little bit. Because the movie came out in 84. If you haven't seen it, shame on you. So Nancy, the final girl throughout the series, she figures out through the movie,
Speaker: that, you know, they have like a showdown with her and Freddie and there he's got a hold of her and she grabs his hat and she wakes up from her dream and she brings his hat out. So she's like, Oh shit, I can bring him out to the real world. And once he's in the real world, it's game over. I'm a fuck his ass up. She buys this book of survival and stress, uh, uh, strategically and shit like that.
Speaker: So she sets up this whole plant. She booby traps her hammer, hung up on the, you know, hung up on the door by coat hangers and the strings open the door. The screwdriver comes out, sledgehammer comes down, slams him right in the, there's a, there's a trip wire where when he walks by it, um, she puts gunpowder in light bulbs. So when he, when he walks by this trip wire, it turns the lights on, boom, fucking explodes.
Speaker: And then she lures him down on the basement where she's got a jar of gasoline waiting for him. And she throws a pack of ashes on him. He's on fire on the basement stairs. Hello. He was on fire on the basement stairs. You know, who got him. And it was all these booby traps. And I was watching last night. I said, Motherfuck, Holborn. You sons of bitches. You dirty, rotten motherfuckers. Fuck you, Kevin McCauley. McAllister. Whatever.
Speaker: And if I could say anything on why I think horror movies have ivory, it's, and there were movies back in the day called the Galileo films where they would literally the wizard of gore and, but even they wouldn't touch what we got today. But they were cheesy. That's like, that's like the original, it's, it's, it's like,
Speaker: Kevin McCauley. I don't know who Kevin McCauley is, but sorry.
Speaker: you remember the movies from the 80s, it was like, there's a couple of movies in the 80s where it was for no reason, some chick would just walk in front of the camera with her boobs out. It's let's see how far we can push the limit. And that's what they were doing with sexuality in the 80s. So nowadays, they're like, we have this horror franchise, let's see how far we push it. Let's cut this guy's head off and not cut away. You know?
Speaker: It becomes a one up. You got to one up the guys behind you. Even in the 80s, we still had gore. But it was evil dead. It was catch up. The Bruce Campbell evil dead movie.
Speaker: This is my boom stick. It was so much over, but I think that's what it was. It was so much over the top and so cheesy. It was, it was, okay. So, so the Bruce Campbell movies are trying to jump the shark, but not even getting to the ramp because it's so awesome. Yeah.
Speaker: That's why we're going to jump the shark on purpose so that they clear it. And you're just like, fuck you up on that. You cleared that fucking shark. Well, and they were independent filmmakers, too. You have to realize when you're an independent filmmaker, you got to do whatever you can to get that audience in the fucking theaters. Yeah. And but it works. It works when you have a small budget. If you got a billion dollar budget, it it takes you out.
Speaker: That's why John Carpenter didn't last after the thing, because the bigger the budget was, the more he felt he could expand and he couldn't. And that's not shitting on John Carpenter. He was better on a small budget. It's knowing your audience, knowing your genre. Not to mention, Evil Dead had probably single -handedly one of the greatest
Speaker: dare say horror icon if not the best FX guys ever and Sam Raimi with that movie I mean the guy is an absolute legend but I mean like you know I mentioned that movie Terrifier earlier there's a scene in Terrifier where he hangs a chick up she's naked I mean full full on naked you see everything
Speaker: Yeah. And he has like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a hand saw or something. And he starts at her fucking, her, her vagina and just saws her in hand and they show the whole thing. Like, like why it's no, there's no point. Yeah. Yeah. I get the concept of let's take it to the next level, but did you really have to be fully on nude?
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, just a fairy ask if we've seen the new Saul movie. I haven't seen a Saul movie since the second one. I will however say there is a small, uh, uh, part of the Saul universe. Uh, Chris Rock, Chris Rock, Danny Glover did a movie called spiral, which is in that Saul universe. I've only seen bits and pieces of it. And from what I've seen of it, I think that's actually pretty good.
Speaker: I'm not the horror guy. I don't watch horror movies. This is just the tip of the iceberg, Twisted Fairy. We literally talk... That's Steven. We literally talk about anything and everything. Nothing is planned out. The reason why we're doing horror tonight is because yesterday was Chris' birthday and he's the horror guy. On my birthday, we'll talk about cars.
Speaker: Well you know here's the thing if I ever come on the show more than random guest appearances I'll be the horror king because there is horror movies that he will not know that I do because I watch all that old shit like that's a bold statement well no I wouldn't say I wouldn't say there's gonna be horror movies that I don't know there's gonna be horror movies that I
Speaker: I know them I just don't I don't I don't you may not know their name but you've like oh yeah I've seen them I don't watch movies from like the 60s and before but I have seen psycho and stuff like that I'm not watching fucking 1930s goddamn invisible man you might know that would be willing to guarantee you because boring as shit
Speaker: I am the king of B movies. I love B movies. I love rattle off out of my list. Movies that you're like, what? Gone 60 seconds. Banishing point. Dirty Mary Crazy Larry. 60 seconds.
Speaker: Gone 60 seconds. Yeah. 1970 is 73, wouldn't it? 73, 74. Yeah. But to answer your question, we do find ourselves sometimes in a TV and a movie rabbit hole. The good thing about Jeff is a comedy guy and a chick flick guy. I'm action. I'm action and horror guy.
Speaker: um steven is all like the comic book movies all of the comic book movies steven is apparently overdone even is apparently a uh a 90 year old man prepping a 25 year old's body with the motherfucker 30 he's gonna critique ron with the wind next jesus christ uh so we did well we did that we talked we we talked everything and anything sports uh just real life shit just just
Speaker: Bullshit in general. That's all we do. That's what the that's what the channel is about. Just my Thank you My favorite I have to go be movies independent movies even I mean you had to realize those people if it didn't work out They weren't getting another job if Halloween doesn't work out John Carpenter's career is over because what he wanted he wanted his name above the thing saying John Carpenter's Halloween and
Speaker: And if that would have never worked out, never would have heard of Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasance career would have tanked. I mean, everyone's career was hinging on that one movie. I, I, uh, Jeff, Jeff, the big fantasy guy too. He likes the Harry Potter's and Lord of the Rhymes. I love it. Yeah. I don't like Lord of the Rings. Why, why do you insist on saying I like Lord of the Rings? Well, Jeff.
Speaker: That's why I hate it. I like Game of Thrones. I like it. I love me some Star Wars. Are you OK with how your people were represented in Charlie Willy Wonka and Wizard of Oz? Yeah, I'm still upset about those. Jeff's our resident midget. I mean, George, I mean, little person. I don't know. What am I supposed to call you now? Peter Dinklage. Because apparently I can't call him Napoleon Dynamite because Napoleon Bonaparte because
Speaker: He was tall, ladies and gentlemen, at 5 '5". No, he wasn't. He was looking short. Bonaparte was 5 '9". Did you just come out as an anime fan on our show? We are so proud of you. Anime movies are really good. Steven, you're not helping your cause, dude. Literally, people will go out there and think porn is better than anime. No. Anime blows away.
Speaker: anything that the porn industry will ever do has ever done. What do you watch porn? I was 18 once, motherfucker. You don't have to be 18 to watch porn, dude. Oh my god! Look what she said! Star Wars got old after the original.
Speaker: The prequel series and the continuous series, I don't think we needed. Do not! Do not invoke that name! She's more than God. Fuck! Yeah, she got a gold star, Jeffrey. Jar Jar Banks need to be shot. The great fucking Star Wars. The greatest Star Wars character of all time, heads down. Jar Jar motherfucking Banks. Darth Maul.
Speaker: And then it was Kylo Ren with the three lightsaber deal. That thing is dope. And he could detach the fucking thing. My people are out there.
Speaker: You know, I think they told me and Jeff one time, there is a new hunting season. It's called Jar Jar Binks season. And Elmer Fudd ain't getting involved with it. I don't need a license for that. Jar Jar's got the greatest Titan seed champions of all time. The Sasquatch is on his side. We will protect Jar Jar at all costs. Jar Jar will probably annoy us to death, Jeff, to where we literally probably just say, you know what? It's not worth it.
Speaker: Oh my god, I can't. I can't with Jar Jar Binks. Even Qui -Kon Jin wanted to fucking kill him. Yeah, if you get somebody as patient as Qui -Gon going, dude, you're a bit much. Even Obi -Wan wanted to fucking kill him. Yeah, I used to watch like old school anime when I was in high school. I'm like a huge fan, but there was a couple series, couple movies I really liked. I can't fucking remember them now.
Speaker: Dragon Ball Z stole the shit. I like the original. What is it? Oh my god, dude. Death Note, I didn't do it. Death Note, one. And then what is the other one? Beast Wars. That was another good one. Matcha or something like that. Beast Wars was an American cartoon before the fucking Japanese or Chinese ruined it. Steven, what were you saying about Dragon Ball?
Speaker: the best series nerd. You're a fucking nerd nerd. You're a fucking nerd nerd. No one likes you. No one likes you. Yeah, yeah. I love that movie. I do too. This motherfucker hasn't seen it. You've never seen the second one?
Speaker: the second he's never seen the first one the first one what the second one what time machine good dude I will I will watch John Cusack read a book I could read it out loud he can sit there and read a fucking book I'm in twisted fairy I do have to say Pokemon the very first when they first did it was the best once they started branching off and the stories didn't make sense it
Speaker: it just like with the Power Rangers shit. It was a great concept that Japan had. And then once we got it, we pretty much had to bastard that Americanize it there. Well, it's the same thing I did to our American cartoons when they got ahold of GI Joe Transformers and shit like that. I still cried when I watched the first Transformers movie.
Speaker: the the only the only saving grace about darth maul because he was a giant twat i could take that guy was the actor who played him because the actor who played him is fucking badass and he was night crawler in the x -men movies he's literally the john wick of our time even more than kiano kiano reeves is john wick that is a documentary sir that is not a movie i hate to tell you this but there was a john wick before john wick it's hard
Speaker: I'm not saying that but I'm saying that actor if the John Wick series happened back there that actor that played Darth Maul would have been John Wick Because he did all his own sons
Speaker: Go ahead. The actor who played Darth Maul has done very few movies that has not involved him wearing body paint or face makeup or mask or something. I have one more thing for Chris's birthday. I reached into the archives and I got a video of a young Chris.
Speaker: It wasn't crazy what you're about to say. Sometimes you hear you can take a break. Yeah, a little young Chris riding his bike. That's what I was just learning how to ride a bicycle. I actually saw that. Oh my god, it's young Chris.
Speaker: my uh my son still watches Power Rangers uh he all he does is watch fucking YouTube but now he's into this wrestling kick so he watches a bunch of wrestling now so uh but he still watches him he's reclaiming him
Speaker: What when Netflix did that did that did that brought back the OG characters man, we could not wait for it to come out we They won we was watching it. I was so pissed at what they did to masters of the universe like Kevin Smith I can give him a pass but at the same time Netflix what the fuck were you doing? I
Speaker: What next? You're gonna bring out Flash Gordon and fuck that for everyone else, too? That show is fucked up on its own. You don't need to fuck it up anymore. Agreed. I mean, they tried to make a Star Wars movie without it being Star Wars. Oh, okay. I have a question for you, Steven. You've seen... Go, go, Power Rangers! What's up with One Piece? I don't get it. I've never seen it.
Speaker: Oh, there's a lot. No, no. It's an. I do it all day long on on like Reddit and shit. That's all people are talking about is like fucking one piece. What? Yeah. Yeah, it's it's it's it's it's. Benji, what's up? Kevin Smith and Jeff and I love Kevin Smith.
Speaker: but he is fucking woke these days. Oh my God. From his heart attack from almost dying. It's like, he was like, nope, I can't do that. No, no, I'm sorry. The heart attack, the heart attack was not the problem. His daughter made him go vegan and he lost all the weight, dropped all the sugar and he's become a fucking the way J muse looks. And I love J and silent Bob, but J muse looks like a fucking woman. And that's what drugs do.
Speaker: Well, I mean, he's like, he looks like everybody. Tyler and, and, and Jamie use their, their father's son. Let's be honest. Steven Tyler and Bon Jovi didn't even realize they transitioned and they transitioned into women as they got older. And I still love Steven Tyler and Bon Jovi. Don't get me wrong, man. I love Eric Smith. I love Bon Jovi. I grew up listening to that.
Speaker: And every time it comes on the radio, I'm still jamming out. But Jesus Christ, you know, I guess he's a handsome woman. But Steven Tyler literally looks like everybody's. You guys are going to talk about fucking them to look at fucking Mick Jagger. And that guy's still getting laid. Mick Jagger is 375 years old and has done every drug on the planet, at least five. Jagger died in 1986. He just forgot to lay down.
Speaker: Mick Jagger died after him and David Bowie did dancing in the streets. Nobody told Mick Jagger that he was dead. This is my channel. I mean, it's the podcast channel, but I guess you can say it's my channel.
Speaker: But in all reality, Hollywood is what killed movies for me, really. Agreed. I mean, with the agenda that they're pushing out is you don't need to go woke. You don't need to make a shitty movie to pander to one side of the fucking fence. Agreed. We talked about this Monday.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm sorry ladies if you're listening and you hear this and you know, I don't mean any offense by it, but Hollywood a has ran out of ideas. So they're just remaking movies. You don't have to fucking remake a goddamn movie with an all -female cast because all it does is
Speaker: However, however, Monday night, say the name. However, Monday night, we did we did cast the perfect all female cast of Expendables five and six. Ooh. Tell me my girl Gina's in there. What's that? My girl Gina in there? My my girl Gina in there? You know, she was like the first fucking person I said. Oh, dreams. That's one badass bitch. I will let that woman punch me in the face just so I can say she's the one from dead.
Speaker: Yeah. She's a sexy bitch and and I'll stay to her face. So, yeah. Appreciate that. Appreciate the follow. Uh yeah, no, we we Benji was in here for it. Yeah, we had fun Monday, man. We we got real serious, real political.
Speaker: Which is not my forte. I was going to say, where the fuck was I? Yeah, we got but not like not like not like like just it was opinion based like, you know, right. Like Waller show. Yeah, you know, but and and then we did we started talking.
Speaker: Hollywood making all these goddamn remakes or making all female cast movies and just fucking their dog shit and then somehow that turned into us creating the perfect might even be better than the original three so far expendable movies based on we have like Ronda Rousey, Gina Carano, we should have Michelle Rodriguez, I mean just badass chick after badass chick
Speaker: And then just for shits and grins, because we didn't even have a villain, we just casted all the good people. I was like, I mean, Jamie Lee Curtis is a badass. Let's make her a bad guy for once in her goddamn movie career. And because I hate Emma Roberts, we can put Emma Roberts in there as like her little minion. I would have agreed with that statement if it was 70s and 80s. But at the same time,
Speaker: Yeah, I've seen the expendables. The whole concept of expendables is the guys from the age old guys. Well, yeah, I know. State them because the guy doesn't age. I don't give a fuck. What they put on the record book of Lori killing Michael, I don't care. That bitch deserved to die in the very brief Halloween 2018 was set up where she could have died
Speaker: And that whole trilogy would have been perfect. But that's the thing that happened is that she was like, well, I'm going to be the star of the movie. I got to kill Michael in the final act. Take that with dignity. That's the only way. That's the only way. That's the only way to end that franchise. And that's what they were doing. They were getting that and you had to kill Michael Myers.
Speaker: I hate to tell you, we're already getting more movies. Malika Codd is, it's not over. I don't think it's over either. But that particular character of Michael Myers. Well, yeah, I mean, old fuck Myers. Well, let's be honest, Twisted Fairy.
Speaker: You liked Chris Helmsworth, Chris Helmsworth in that movie. That's really. Dude, I fucking loved Chris Helmsworth in that movie. That was the only good thing about that movie. I never seen that movie. The chick that did the Egon role, I thought she did really well. Everything else in that movie was complete dog shit, including the spoiler alert, the including the the showing up of
Speaker: the original characters. Yeah, I never watched that movie. And there was one actress in particular as to why I never watched it. I agree. No, I like Melissa McCarthy. Excellent. I love Melissa McCarthy. Leslie Jones. We get it. You're a black woman. You don't have to scream all the goddamn time. It's just like I have the same feeling about moments. I can't stand that fucking woman.
Speaker: She's doing what she saw the action stars of the 80s do. And I'm not justifying what she does, because it literally is so stupid why certain actors think they have to yell in their mouth. Like, if it's written in there that you have to be a dick. It's like Vin Diesel has to say family 400 times every movie. That's her thing. Leslie Jones, she's a comedian.
Speaker: She was on Saturday Night Live for forever and she does stand -up comedy and that's just what she does. She just yells everyone that watches SNL now. SNL died when Chris Farley left. SNL died when after fucking Chevy Chase left. Jesus. SNL was, I'm sorry and I'll be the only one to say it.
Speaker: with the exception of maybe like 10 skits in the 90s, SNL died in the 80s. Oh, yeah. It's the first step was because the cast from the 80s. Back then, when it came out, you couldn't pick out on a lineup. But now you look at the cast go, I know every one of them fuckers.
Speaker: This is where they got their start. I mean, don't get me wrong. I love Sandler. I love Sanborn. They're great. They got their start on SNL. I get it. But they weren't Chevy Chase. They weren't, what's, Bill Murray. They're not. They weren't the prime time players. Yeah. And Chris Farley dying, we as a society missed out on the range of that motherfucker.
Speaker: That motherfucker had rage that nobody knew. I guess with Ron Sensible, Ron Sens in his co -part, FTR, you guys are like those old men in the Muppets just shitting on everything. Get off my lawn. Shots. Shots. Fuck you, Ron Sens. But fuck you, Chorsey. Fuck you, Chorsey.
Speaker: Letter, Kenny, is that that's a God. Oh, yeah. OK, I said this last night about Johnny. Oh, your buddy, your buddy says hi, Chris. Who's my buddy? Hey, sir.
Speaker: And he says, he's never seen like the nightmare on the streets and the Friday, 13th and the house. So, so, okay. So the original, the first ones of all of them so far, um, for our movie nights, right? Well, Friday the 13th, there's a very young, very skinny, very,
Speaker: naked Kevin Bacon in the original Friday the 13th. Yeah. And then we're watching the original Nightmare on Elm Street and Johnny Depp was at it. And all she was, she was like, I can't, he looked so funny. And I made the comment, Johnny Depp had literally become goddamn Tim Burton character. Oh yeah. I love the guy. Don't get me wrong. But
Speaker: He is a real -life Tim Burton character to me nowadays. You see him on TV, you see him in movies and stuff like that, and it's just like, I don't know how the hell Tim did it, but Tim somehow successfully created a real -life version of one of his characters. Beetlejuice. That is the only flaw in Johnny Depp. I'm sorry.
Speaker: I mean, he was the only one when he was married to Helen Bonham Carter to kill her in every one of his movies.
Speaker: Yeah, right. I mean, yeah, that kind of makes sense. Rob Zombie doesn't even kill his own wife in his movies. Yeah, you should have. And and and fuck Tim Burton for that, because I love Helme Bonaparte. I think she's gorgeous. She is gorgeous. The only thing I have to say, Tim Burton, he had his time. I mean, Beetlejuice, too. I can't wait for Beetlejuice, too. Dude, have you seen the trailer? Yeah.
Speaker: Even Keaton is kind of phoning it in. Well, look at what they did to Keaton's Batman in the Flash movie. And I haven't even seen the Flash movie, and the only reason I wanted to see it was because of Keaton's Batman coming back.
Speaker: and because we're still owed a third Batman movie with Keaton. The fucking Flash movie was brilliant. I love it. Yes, Benji. I love the Flash. Rob Zombie's wife. I don't know if you're talking about Rob Zombie or Tim Burton's wife. Yes, but they both are very good actors. Jennifer Aniston was in the Leprechaun movies. Yes, she was.
Speaker: You know, Courtney Cox, before she became a plastic monster, she was in Scream. She was also in a show called Friends or something. I don't know. I never heard of it. You know, I actually saw a meme today, Chris, and you'll get this reference. If you would have told me in the 80s that Roseanne Barr would be hotter than Madonna in 2025, I'd have called you a fucking liar.
Speaker: but have you seen Roseanne compared to Madonna lately? Jesus Christ. You're saying Madonna looks like she got hit with the iron mask. She looks like she got shoved by a bunch of fucking bees. Remember that Cher movie, The Mask? Yup. Madonna looks like Cherson. No, but have you seen Roseanne Barr lately? No, she looks good. She looks good, man. And I would have never gone like, yeah, Roseanne Barr's hot.
Speaker: Yeah, she was in she was in the Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen video. Yeah USA, right? No, it's it was the fucking dancing song. What the hell? She dances. What's the fucking song? Cuz cuz he he in the dark he can't or she came up dancing in the dark. He pulls her up on stage in the video. I'm on fire. One of those two.
Speaker: One of them. She looks sexy as fuck in there. Dancing in. I mean, it's the boss. If you're on stage yet, fuck him. He's another one that needs to go away. Once he became political with his fucking shit, it's like, dude, people, you're going to take people's money from everyone. That's the problem with fame. I'm sorry. I have a problem when it comes to famous people talking politics. You just sit there and act and look pretty. That's it. Shut the fuck up. Everything else.
Speaker: It's the one person, the one band that I will listen to until the day I die, Huey Lewis, the fucking news. I'm going to kill you. You two wasn't as bad. I mean, granted, they had to me. You two's fucking they're all douches. To me, we're sunglasses, 24 hours.
Speaker: My only use to get a good way with fucking wearing sunglasses is fucking, what's a blind cat? What's his name? Jamie Foxx. Pena Colada wears sunglasses all the time. Ronnie Millsap wears sunglasses. Roy Orbison wore sunglasses. Yes, what? Roy Orbison and Ronnie Millsap could kick our asses.
Speaker: in there hating. I think. I guarantee you I could whip fucking Bono's ass. I guarantee this and I'll say this until the day we die. When the traveling Woodburys or whatever they were called with back, or no, Tom Petty, George Harrison, Bob Dylan, Jeff Lynn from ELO.
Speaker: Which is an electric light orchestra for you people that don't know good music. And Roy Orbison. But because Roy Orbison died before they could literally do more songs, we missed out on what that band did. I told you, he's a 90 -year -old man living in a 30 -year -old's body. I'm sorry. I'm cultured.
Speaker: So, okay, so in one of my - Just because you look like a bunch of old music - I like you, don't get me wrong, I like you. It makes you cultured, that makes me the most cultured motherfucker on the planet. In Discord, I'm part of Discord with Twitch because one of my buddies that I met at my mom's third or fourth wedding, I can't fucking remember,
Speaker: But he was like, hey, I'll get you into a gaming channel again if you could get me into podcasting. I said, yeah, sure. So we were talking about fucking just all the old classic shit. And one person came in and is like, what the fuck is Halloween? And I'm like, you uncultured motherfucker. You uncultured swag. Why are you going? Yeah. And my wife goes like, you uncultured swag.
Speaker: Hey, are you fucking? How am I negative? Cultured. I'm cultured cheese over here. How am I negative? I'm speaking my truth. I'm offended. Speaking of my truth. I am no longer going to associate myself with you, Jeffrey, because you have spoke your opinion, and it's not that of mine. So do you want some fluorescence? So Benji, what are you giving me a pass on, buddy?
Speaker: You're a poster behind you. I hate to say this, but this is the worst Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie they ever made. Yes, but it's still Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That's the thing. There is no such thing as a bad Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And it is one that's fucking woke as fuck. You know what the problem with you two is?
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Speaker: Shut the fuck up. You're killing me, Smalls. Shut the fuck up. If I wanted your opinion, I'd fart. Yeah. Well, sorry, Steve. Sorry, Jeff. Didn't mean to cut you guys off. Right in the middle of dinner.
Speaker: I don't give a shit if it's a different take on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was at its peak in the 90s when they had the live action. I agree.
Speaker: after that fuck it except for the third one i didn't like when they did the nim samurai bullshit and time traveling i loved that one where they go back in time i thought that was awesome yeah i like that it was uh uh yeah i didn't mean to like cut you guys off and you're more than welcome to eat on the show don't worry about it you're fine you're not gonna get fired
Speaker: But I just happened to see the clock. We got to take a real quick break, guys. Yeah. Give it just like three, four minutes. We're going to be right back. I got music for you. I got some music for you. So you don't have to go anywhere. Stay and enjoy the music. I'm probably going to get in trouble for this, but I get in trouble for playing Blacktop Mojo because fuck you, Mark Zuckerberg, you fucking piece of shit. And if Elon Musk doesn't kick your ass, I'm going to kick your ass. We have permission from Matt James and Blacktop Mojo.
Speaker: Whom it may concern to play their music now these other two bands that I'm about to play I do not have their permission But I just really like this song and I know if I play the original artist that we will get fucking Canceled come on. Yeah hardcore Thank you for stopping by twisted fairy appreciate you nice meeting you we're live every Monday Wednesday and Saturday 7 p .m. Ish
Speaker: American time. I'm assuming you're what UK 120. I'll see somewhere inside the pond. Yeah, but we're going to we're going to we're going to take a real quick break. We're going to come back. We got we got Steven hanging out with us again, which has been in the works. We talked down the scenes quite a bit. Jeff's here and of course your intergalactic champions here. But we'll take a real quick break. I got.
Speaker: I cannot remember this goddamn guy's name for the life of me. Don't let him fool you that we've been in the works on this for a while. It was more like this in the works. Yeah, Stephen was. He's all the way to the balls, man. That's the only way he allows me on the show, guys. I'm sorry. Stephen's a great cover. I'm just saying. He really cradles him nice.
Speaker: Yeah, that's why I kept that's why I kept putting it off because the more I put it off, the more it happens. Once again, looks kind of nice. It's not that long. It's not that long. It's only an inch. Calm down. Business man, smart business man. Hey, you have to suck dick sometimes to get to the top.
Speaker: Well, I hate to break it to you, but we're not the top. But I appreciate the dick -shucking, regardless. That's what you're saying. What you're saying is you suck, Nick, and get to the bottom? Yeah, I feel like you might have taken a few steps backwards. I'm not even on the Z -list. I'm like fucking negative A -list. Yeah, we're not on the list. That's how low we are.
Speaker: We are the bottom of the barrel. Unless you're listening to a comedy podcast in the DR, then we're the top five. Well, yeah, we're huge in the DR. The DR loves us. But let's play some music real quick, guys. Let's get this break out of the way. I'll remember who sings it or he'll tell me in the song. It's a cover of Jelly Roll's Son of a Sinner. I love this fucking song.
Speaker: probably gonna get us in trouble, like I said, but it's worth it. We'll be back here in just a few minutes, guys. Don't go anywhere. Feel free to take this time during the break to share with your friends. And we'll be right back.
Speaker: I never get lonely I got these ghosts to keep me company I took the rearview off of this old Ford So I only see it in front of me Now the fastest I'm starting out of mine I swore I'd chase down, run back, chasing these whites I'm just alone
Speaker: These pills pretend to be my friend I'm done for the last time
Speaker: I guess I'm just a little right in the wrong, right in the wrong Stakes I paid, I paid for them in cash Walked a billion miles of broken glass I'm feeling like I'm playing My heart's been slowly breaking I probably feel a smoking baby drain Talk to God and tell him
Speaker: Searching for new
Speaker: yeah buddy that was drew jacobs with his cover of jelly rolls son of a sinner love that goddamn song um still kind of shocked that i'm a bigger jelly roll fan than i actually thought i was and i became even more of a jelly roll fan after we went to the concert um
Speaker: Either way, a good song, still probably going to get us in trouble. But that's just Facebook and all Facebook does. So so check this out. Speaking of fucking fuck you, Mark Zuckerberg, you prick. So when they mute your videos now, all they do is mute the audio, the video, the song. They don't get the whole like they used to do. Yeah.
Speaker: So, they don't, you know, or how they used to just like take the whole fucking video down. They don't do that anymore. They just mute the song. So, that's a win. That's a good thing. I call that a win. I call that Zuckerberg being scared of us. I call that Zuckerberg's afraid of me, not you, but... It's a package deal, sir. Okay. You got me there. Anyway, speaking of a package deal, we got Steven Jarvis joining us on the show tonight. He definitely dealt with my package.
Speaker: Oh, sorry, we're live. I was doing something on my phone. Are you on another platform? Are you live somewhere else? Yeah, hold on. I got a phone call. Yeah, it makes no sense. Okay, I'm supposed to be doing a job here, but you know, I'm not going to do that. Are you watching a space fantasy television show for the 19th time?
Speaker: But like, I'm going to kill that Steven Jarvis. Welcome back. Our good buddy, Steven Jarvis is back in the building. Steven Jarvis does his own show. And I don't know if you've heard me say this or not, but I know it's called like that Jarvis podcast now.
Speaker: But I really feel like, because this is what I've been calling it, it's just so much easier for me, let's be honest. Let's make it all about me. I've been calling it the Jarvis Project. And I'm like, that's not right. It's the Jarvis Project. Was he Alan Parsons? I was about to say, yeah, Alan Parsons went like that. Yeah. But he does the Jarvis podcast. He does some gaming stuff. He reviews movies that are like,
Speaker: 80 years old that why he knows them I don't know but does a good job. Oh I had drama watching Halloween and I don't know if I ever told this the last time I was on but Halloween h2o was a big thing in 1998 when it came out so 1999 AMC horror horror fest
Speaker: what's on. Oh, Michael Myers doing what he's doing. And I see the mask. I literally ran my ass into the bedroom, into my own bedroom. And my brother literally picks me up, sits me down for the TV and sits on me. That's a good brother. Yeah, I literally had a quarter nowadays that
Speaker: My dad being born in 1957, he watched Gone in 60 Seconds when it came out. He watched a lot of that stuff because it was his generation. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The remake is better than the original. I mean, my dad was born in 58. Thank God that he didn't put me through that traumatic child abuse experience to make me watch terrible movies from his era. Jeff, you know what? First of all,
Speaker: I will give you that Jerry Brockheimer pulled a magic rabbit out of his ass making gone 60 seconds. Agreed, agreed. The fact that it was Brockheimer and it was as good as it was, was shocking. I'll give you that. I just didn't like Angelina Jolie in it and I thought Nicolas Cage was too much in that movie. I like Angelina Jolie in that movie. But Cage can do no wrong.
Speaker: No, this is facts. This is facts. But if you guys, if you guys like this train wreck of a show, we are on all social media. We do do a show live three times a week. Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday is 7 p .m. And you can also listen to us on all them podcasts and platforms like Spotify, Zincaster, Apple, Google, everywhere there's a podcast, you can find us there and give us a listen.
Speaker: And you can find all those things simply by going to bio dot link slash nonsensical nonsense All the social media links are there including links to our sponsors liquid ivy w energy and Zincaster. Ah There we go. Gotta get that out. Oh No, I do not Movies that were actually fucking good Thank you for the win, dude
Speaker: I will say probably my favorite movie review that you've done but I love the movie and it's right in my wheelhouse was Zodiac. You did a killer movie doing that movie. See when I did that one I
Speaker: I originally, when Mark Benset was my co -host, he wanted to try and get into true crime stuff. And I kind of pumped the brakes on that because you have to get it right. Because if you get a victim's name wrong or anything like that, they will come after your ass. Yeah. Well, and I, you know, I love the serial killers. I don't like.
Speaker: Wow. How do I say this without sounding incredibly? The town had dreaded sundown. The original was better. Yeah. I love, I love serial killers. Uh, you know, I'm a, I'm a huge true crime fan. Um, and, and, and, and like paranormal, I'm real big into that stuff. So that movie did a really good job. Oh, the ending of that movie still creeps me out.
Speaker: Doesn't sound like you enjoy any of his reviews. Well, that's your opinion, Benji. Anytime you'd love to come on the podcast, you're more than welcome to voice your opinion. I've been giving you the podcast a couple of times. A couple of comments back. Benji said, DR does make some great cigars, and I have been craving a cigar lately. I think this weekend I'm going to
Speaker: Friday night while I'm while I'm drinking a couple brewskis and posting episodes, I might go get me a good cigar from the show. Let me let me ask you something. Since since you'd think I don't know good movies, how old are you? He's going to say it's not actually how old is literally I am. I think we've had this conversation with Benji. I don't know. He's right around the same age as Steven, if I recall correctly. What was that? What was God damn? What was that other movie you did?
Speaker: And I'm sorry, Benji, that I didn't grow up in the pussy -fied version of Hollywood. Well, I mean, you kind of did. You just watched movies. Steven, Steven, I got a question for you. Greatest car chase ever. Ooh. And there's only one correct answer. Bullet. There it is. Approved.
Speaker: That's the only thing that made that movie any good. That movie is a terrible fucking movie. But that car chase scene, at one point you don't know who the fuck's chasing who. But it's worth it. You know the one movie when I was a kid growing up that I could not understand? Vanishing Point. Because I still to this day could not understand why out of anything he could have done, he drives into the bulldozers. Yeah, I totally didn't understand that movie either.
Speaker: Dude, I, I, the bulldozer, the cops pulled the bulldozer out in front of the fucking thing. He could have literally, there was, there was what, a hundred yards on either side of it. He could have drove around it. This motherfucker plows into 120. Yeah. I just wanted to feel like one of the cool kids.
Speaker: That that is one of the most you ask that question. But when I say, oh my God, Jack's fucking teller drives his motorcycle into a goddamn semi. Oh, that was about as bad as fucking the Sopranos just fading the black with Journey playing in the background. And you're like, oh my God, dude, it was about a fellow and William Shakespeare. And it was the whole and I know I know I know it's a joke. Don't take it so hard.
Speaker: Because I was like, Oh, yeah, he drove his motorcycle into a fucking semi. Great Indian sacrifice himself. For what? The good of the club. The good of what club? His MC. Every time I see a clip of that goddamn show or anything else, the entire fucking police department is sucking their D's.
Speaker: the FBI is sucking their D's there's so much that goes on that show you're like that would not happen like that because at one point into the TV show lost I never watched lost but I seen the ending of it and I'm like well I'm glad oh my god I so so so I got in this kick
Speaker: Uh, not long after it finished and somebody's like, you need to watch lost all the way through. And I spent the, you know, 64 ,000 weeks watching the crap and ending. I was like, are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker: oh by the way i'm mr carver see you back there yeah my wife likes to make cameo appearances i've been meaning to say hi to her for a hot minute she's been back there kind of just chilling and he's 41 benji's 41 so but the back to the old benji back to the review on the zodiac one the funniest thing they literally back in the 70s made a movie called the zodiac killer
Speaker: Yeah. It was nothing to do with what actually happened in hopes of catching the real Zodiac. Agreed. Well, I mean, the Zodiac Killer, there's three movies about that. You mentioned the one that was made to try to catch him. You mentioned Zodiac. Do you know the third? Yeah, but there's only one that's got the sexy gay cowboy in it.
Speaker: I had to think about it for two seconds. I was like, did he really say the same thing? Yeah, I did. I've never even seen that movie. Yes. Stars Clint Eastwood, sir. Dirty Harry. Dirty Harry. Dirty Harry is loosely based on Zodiac Killer. Well, yeah, Scorpio.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. But do you know how many movies are out there that are somewhat some way same? There's there's time. What is the fucking I think Stallone did a movie that you could say was somewhat based off of fucking the Zodiac. Oh, Cobra. Yeah. I can't think of the actor's name. I'm sorry. Cobra is a terrible fucking movie.
Speaker: Okay, you say that I talk, review horrible movies. Killer Clowns from Outer Space is a fucking cult classic. That is a great movie, but it is a terrible fucking movie. It is. It really is, but it's - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Greatest horror movie, scary movie of all time. Jeff's last Saturday night.
Speaker: No, Chris knows what I'm thinking. Saturday the 14th. Saturday the 14th. No, maximum overdrive. Greatest horror movie of all time. Look at him. Look at him. That was really horrible. That was more suspense. I made him cringe. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Speaking of speaking of Stephen King. Yeah.
Speaker: The new Pet Sematary movie. Holy shit. Is it out? Is it out? Holy shit. Not yet. It's a prequel. Holy fuck. It was so goddamn good. The remake to that movie was so shit though. I never watched the remake, but this one is Pet Sematary Bloodlines. It's on Paramount. It's a prequel to the original one. It's when Judd, the old man that lives across the street, was it?
Speaker: was a teenager or whatever. Holy shit. Holy shit. It was so fucking good. Nikki and I watched Sunday night. So fucking good. Dare I say better than the original Pet Sematary. The one thing I loved about the original Herman Munster was in it. Fred did one bad movie though.
Speaker: Sometimes Fred is sometimes sometimes Fred sometimes dead is better. Sometimes dead is better. Yeah. I I could be dead honest. I've never seen any of them. I thought it turned into pain for some reason. Sometimes. That's like my Christopher Walken. You nearly.
Speaker: So one time when I was born in the dark, you merely adopted it. One of my one of my wife's friends, one time she's like, God, I hate my ass. It looks so fat. And I'm like, you learn to make the booty. I was born with one booty learned.
Speaker: Tom Hardy was a pretty good bane though. Tom Hardy was one of those saving graces. That was a terrible fucking trilogy, by the way. If he ever became the next James Bond, I would literally watch those movies. Fuck you, Shorsey! Heath Ledger is like fourth best Joker ever.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, Jerry, Jack Nicholson, movie wise, Jack Nicholson was pretty good, but you guys have probably never heard of voiced Joker by far the best Joker of all time. Mark Hamlin. Unfortunately, the guy never did anything until he was in the.
Speaker: Bert Crank's removing the machine. But Mark Hamill - By the way, have you seen it yet? Have you seen the machine yet? Jesus Christ, this motherfucker. Mark Hamill could not do anything other than play the Joker, best Joker ever, followed up by Jack Nicklaus, followed up by Jared Leto. And then last but not least - Fuck you, Jared Leto. See, Daniel Craig didn't suck at playing James Bond. It's just the movies and the directors kept getting worse.
Speaker: Like, Casino Royale was probably the best one. Daniel Craig's Bond was the first Bond that actually can get hurt. Yeah. All the other Bonds, they're in a suit fighting a guy with a knife and they don't even have a signal. Well, actually, On Your Majesty's Secret Service was the first time Bond got married and then watching his wife die. That was pretty traumatic. The only thing that I didn't like is that
Speaker: with Daniel Craig, it's kind of like they were trying to, okay, this is young James Bond. Now you're going to have to go back and watch Dr. No. And that's the Kryla. That's the order. I can't say burgle.
Speaker: Are you serious? I don't know it's not. Beyonce is going to play James Bond.
Speaker: But you've heard about the live action Rapunzel. Jada Pinkett Smith's going to play Rapunzel. Why? She has no hair. Exactly. Keep black watching Hollywood. You're all going to get in trouble with your fucking Cleopatra movie. You really want to keep doing it? No, James Bond isn't going woke. It better fucking not. I'm not the biggest James Bond fan. There are rumors that they are
Speaker: Looking for a new bond and that it could be a woman She won't be double oh seven though, but they've also said Idris Elba could be playing bond which I've never really I wouldn't be mad at I wouldn't be mad at concept of bond is Bond is a moniker. It's like a title
Speaker: 007 is the moniker. Well, no, but 007 is the code name for the moniker. That's why there's so many different James Bonds. When one of the James Bond dies, they replace him with a James Bond. She'll be double D.
Speaker: Okay, do you guys give up on the trivia? I do, because I do know Clint Eastwood and Burt Reynolds. I didn't even know what the trivia was, but I totally would have said Clint Eastwood. Burt Reynolds wanted to do it. Clint Eastwood didn't want to do it because he felt that an American shouldn't play James Bond. Clint Eastwood would have been a weird Bond.
Speaker: Clint Eastwood, I hate to say it, but there was some, I was watching one podcast and they're like, you know who would have been a good Donald Pleasance, or Donald Pleasance, Dr. Loomis if Donald Pleasance doesn't be in that movie? And the person literally said, who? Clint Eastwood. And the person's like, yeah, you got it. And I'm just like, you fucking numbskulls.
Speaker: Clint Eastwood has one move. Do I want my Artini shaking? Thinking, of course. Let's see. He may have one move or one look, but that's making me fucking money. Oh, yeah. Well, I wouldn't be mad if Clint Eastwood directing Bond. I wouldn't either. Burt Reynolds' bond would be weird. Clint Eastwood. I'd be waiting for him to crack a joke.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hot take. You'd be the Roger Moore of the series. Ooh. I would rate it. Low blow. Low blow. I hate to say it, but when Roger Moore. What? No, no. Roger Moore is shit. It's James Bond. I agree. But the room is way better than fucking Roger Moore. Timothy Dalton, Sean Connery, Pierce Bronson. Hey, I thought Pierce did a great fucking job.
Speaker: No, that's what I'm saying. Not to mention he has to bang Halle Berry. There's five people better than what those movies were. Hell yeah. Yeah. You know who would have been a good James Bond if it would have been American? Sam Elliott. Oh, 100%.
Speaker: I love Sam Elliott. Like I told my wife, I would go gay for Sam Elliott. Well, they will add him to the list, Burt Ramos. Well, of course, they really want to be gay for this show, so. Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, it's just a joke, everyone. It's just a joke. Hey, no, no, no, no. Hey, do not be ashamed of your love of a male character, a male actor. There is a joke. But you're also at the same time. We have an entire hour and a half dedicated to us stalking Ryan Reynolds and Kevin Costner. At this?
Speaker: Henry Cavill would be a good James Bond I wouldn't be mad at that
Speaker: I mean, let's be honest, as far as the same, with DC, as far as Sam Elliott goes, that dude is so smooth. He could, he could probably talk any dude out of his mantis. I mean, so could Ryan Reynolds. Okay. He wouldn't have to say much. Yeah, exactly. He don't have to say anything. This is smolder at me, baby. Hell yeah. Ghost.
Speaker: they want to go with the year after so that they can do it for longer. That's the thing that screwed over Daniel Craig was that and they waited too long to make fucking certain movies. Well, I mean, uh, no time to die was pretty good, though. Yeah. I have a problem with James Bond in general, just for the simple fact. It's like the dude is way too smooth.
Speaker: Oh, Chris Pratt would be awesome as Bond. Yeah, he would. Ooh, I'm mad at that. Once again, I'd be waiting for him to crack a joke. Yeah. Oh, I'm taking it. What other fuckers that said Chris Pratt would have never been a good Mario? Who's laughing now? I haven't seen it, so I don't know. I haven't seen the new Mario. I've never seen a Bond movie, nor do I want to.
Speaker: Honestly, you're not missing much. They're not that thing. Yeah, you're not missing much. It's pretty much like the Halloween series. However, out of all the Bond cars, and I hate the fact that I like this one, out of all the Bond cars, I want Pierce Brosnan's BMW. They can drive with the little track pad. Oh, watch, man. It's got a better version of Bond. What? I watched Austin Powers. I feel like I've seen the better version. Agreed. Agreed.
Speaker: No, I'm not mad at that analogy. He knew, Ghost, he knew that was his kid. Honestly, if James, if they would have said that James Bond didn't know that that was his kid, then the movie's the stupidest fucking movie ever because they literally fucking, when he asks his wife or whatever, when he gets back with her, who's the father of the kid? And she's like,
Speaker: I think she says something like he's closer than you think, or it's someone you know. But did he say, who is your daddy? And what does he do? That's the Terminator. It's not a tumor. It's not a tumor. Is Arnold Schwarzenegger fucking from Boston?
Speaker: What? Get the khakis and get to the chappas. Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas! Get to the chappas!
Speaker: and we'll get a new actor. That's pretty much what they wanted. Yeah. And I mean, granted, Daniel Craig didn't even want to do it. I'd say some fond porn of parodies. Does that count? Boondock Saints. Yeah. Should get a third movie. Yes. An entire goddamn 40 movie franchise. Originally, they were talking about a third movie, but I
Speaker: It's written. It's written. Yeah. It's written. The script is ready. I think it's coming down to timing now that, uh, uh, Carol Dixon is busy, but love me some Bulldog Saints. You can't get mad at me. Hey, Carol Dixon. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Norman Rettas? Yeah, Norman Rettas is Darrell Dixon. Yeah, I know. It's just a young version of him. I couldn't remember his name, but I couldn't remember Norman's name. Darrell Dixon, boys. Yeah, look at here, Faye. My name is Christopher Walken, say. Hey, I don't like the tone of voice. Next time you do it, I'm going to hit you in the face with a soldering iron.
Speaker: Snap you in the eye with a soldering iron. Thank you. Jeff tried to do a Christopher Walken impersonation one night on the show, and he sounded like a 1930s guy. I'm sorry. Christopher Walken is the hardest impersonation to do, number one. Number two, Christopher came to take Chris Glick. I hid this uncomfortable piece of steel in my ass, and I'm going to give it to you, Butch. Yeah, I came to do it.
Speaker: It's a hard one
Speaker: If Tommy Chong or Peach Marin was in that movie. Hey, Up in Smoke is a classic. Nobody touched it. Yeah. Well, it's all right, I see. Keep knocking, but you can't come in. Cheers! Cheers! Cheers, everybody. Cheers.
Speaker: That'll be a YouTube short as soon as I post that. That reminds me. That reminds me, I'm still waiting on your growl video. That is probably the gayest thing ever. Do you remember? Do you remember? We're going to do a video. I'm just going to go one, two, three.
Speaker: And then you get trying to be a sexy woman. You're like, you're like a, you're like a, I literally re watched it after we, all I could, all I can say is that Anne Hathaway would have had a tighter catwoman suit would have went down as the best catwoman ever.
Speaker: I thought she did great. I have no problem with Janet. Oh, she did good, but the character should have been introduced earlier. Agreed. Agreed. And. If you have a new nationality, now he's African, Japanese and Egyptian.
Speaker: Are you fucking with us tonight? And I'm not going to be nice to you because last time I was nice to you when you were drunk, you yelled at me. So no more nice guy click when you're drunk goes flu. Yeah. Chris is sober for once. It'll be the first sober episode of not sensible. I mean, it's almost eight beers in. Yeah. So for sure. So you're not picking up the kid. Exactly. Maybe.
Speaker: Nicki, can you pick up my kid? They work together, but unfortunately Nicki's not getting off until like two and Austin gets off at 10. So now I'm perfectly fine. I haven't had many. If you want to watch a good Western movie, watch the original Django. Oh, that movie's fucking weird. Franco De Niro.
Speaker: Wasn't that a ridiculous six? With all wolf white and grrrrrr. That movie fucking cracks me up man. Ally Barry sucks at being Catwoman because she should have never been Catwoman. And that movie should have never been made.
Speaker: I don't think there was all any Halle Berry's Catwoman at all. The movie sucked, but Halle Berry is Catwoman. But let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Nobody went to see the Catwoman movie with Halle Berry to actually see the Catwoman movie. They went to see Halle Berry. Yeah. Oh, but you really got to be. Let's be honest. If you want to really see Halle Berry, you watch Swordfish and or Monster Ball.
Speaker: Yeah, you do. And I never said Halle Berry sucked at being Catwoman. God, here you go with people again, having to make shit up.
Speaker: I thought she was good as Catwoman. The movie itself was just trash. The movie itself was, I mean, I thought she did an excellent, excellent job with the script that she had. You want to talk about badass Halle Berry, John Wick 3. Haha, yeah, badass. We'll talk about Halle Berry. Halle Berry just using your words against you. But you can't use my words against me if I didn't say it in the first place.
Speaker: Welcome to Donsensical Nonsense, Steven. Yeah. Like how stupid is, how stupid are you? You got to learn to dance, man. It's a dance that we do at Donsensical Nonsense. Oh, no. I'm just saying. Learn as you go. Be a bad guy. He's doing it to post polls. It's a dance. It's a dance we do. Yeah. It's a joke. Not a dick. Don't take it so hard. Don't create all the balls.
Speaker: Speedbag them. I mean, at least I didn't call. At least I didn't call Michelle Pfeiffer a good cat woman. She was. Watch your warm mouth. Yeah, that's that's be careful, sir. You don't ruin our fucking childhood. That's the one movie I almost bought a motorcycle because of goddamn Michelle Pfeiffer.
Speaker: Agreed. She said I was like 10 years old. I was like, get me a motorcycle. I'll be cool. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Don't fall off the ladder, Michelle. I'm going to marry you. I still wish we would have gotten a third Burton movie, though. The third. Oh, yeah. Oh, Batman. Watch him. Watch your mouth, Steve. What's going on, Hogan? Long time no see. How you doing, buddy?
Speaker: The guy who's got 37 Marquez, Marquese. I'm white. Don't judge me. Fuck Tim Burton. Those movies were goddamn campy at the end. Tim Burton didn't do that. You know what? Maybe it was Michael Keaton's fault. Tim Burton had nothing to do with those movies going campy. Maybe it was Michael Keaton's fault. Let's play Michael Keaton.
Speaker: Don't, don't. And it wasn't Michael Keaton. What was Michael Keaton? Michael Keaton and his multiple. That they wanted to sell. Michael Keaton is a national fucking treasure. Don't start. They wanted to sell. They wanted a fucking county treasure, let alone a national treasure. And that's why they got campier towards the end because they wanted to sell. It was so much. Yeah, well, yeah. I'm just kidding, Michael Keaton. If you're watching this, I love you and I think you're great in everything you do.
Speaker: Agreed. You were screwed out of Batman. If you were honey, I would buy you and kiss you on the lips. Yeah, you would. That's not the only thing you do with those lips. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on my lips.
Speaker: Let's talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered sausage? That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it? It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips. I don't really have a favorite Spider -Man because honestly,
Speaker: It was just like Batman in a way where they keep telling you Uncle Ben dies. It's like we fucking get it. Okay, okay. Holland did not do that. I think Holland is killing it as Spider -Man. Oh, great. I love Andrew Garfield. I love
Speaker: I did like Garfield. I love the Gwen Stacy. Gwen Stacy. I don't have a problem with any. I'm sorry. I still love Tobey Maguire dancing like a fucking man. I loved it. I liked all three Spider -Man. And I'm not even a Spider -Man guy. And the great thing about the Spider -Man movies, Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and or Tom Holland, if you grew up reading the comic books, depending upon where you were in the Spider -Man stage,
Speaker: That was a perfect rendition of the three different Spider -Man's that you would get in the comic books. All in being among us, obviously, McGuire being the oldest version of Spider -Man and Andrew Garfield being right in the middle. I think all three actors did an amazing job with those movies. The only problem I had with the Andrew Garfield Spider -Man movies was fucking Jamie Foxx. I agree.
Speaker: yeah not saying jamie fox ruined the movie but and i love it in hot topic i love fucking tofer grace as god damn eddie brock i do do i do do tom holland did a better job you mean you mean tom hardy sorry no no no but tofer grace was so unexpected because
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. So, so far left field that nobody's seen it coming and that's what I liked about it was, you know, the skinny, the scrawny, nerdy kitty kid from fucking that 70s show. Yeah. What? That was pretty fucking cool. I gotta say that was pretty fucking cool. Now, Ghost, if you're to ask me, who's my favorite
Speaker: Superman that's a toss -up. I have to say either Christopher Reeves or Cavill Christopher Reeves is a real low -hanging fruit for the Superman I think if you if you bring up the Superman conversation it has to be between Roth or Cavill And the shittiest movie though did Roth Roth killed it as Superman. That's the yeah. Yeah, he was shit. Let's be honest
Speaker: But I've loved all three different variations of the Spider -Man movies. And the fact that the MCU brought all three of those movies together was. Oh my God. It was amazing. It was 100 % amazing. Henry Cabal was great. Brandon Roth for those movies was really good. I just, you know.
Speaker: But, you know, the writing song that I wanted to see and me being a big Superman fan, the one guy I wanted to see don the suit, whether it had been on TV or in the movies was Tom Wellington because he wanted so bad. And he was up against Brandon Roth in those Superman movies.
Speaker: I think that's the whole problem with Warner. Warner just does not know how to do it at first. If Smallville was so bad, it was because Tom Welles said it. He was phoning it in. He was like, fuck you. He thought he was going to be the new Superman in the Superman movie, Superman Returns and stuff like that. And then at the last second, they fucking hit him with the Uro reverse card and Smallville was absolutely amazing.
Speaker: Great. I love Smallville. Tom Wellington was probably my favorite Superman of all time. For a guy that we never got to see actually don the suit. Right. The closest you got is he had a t -shirt. Well, you got to see that. The final episode of Smallville where he was out in space just kind of floating, but they didn't actually show him. Right. Is that your words? What?
Speaker: I think I, uh, I believe this is once again, I've said it like 40 times. You need to watch the flash movie because you, I believe if memory serves correctly, you get, uh, uh, them in suit. You get Wellington in the suit. Yeah. No, I know.
Speaker: And and I'm sorry, Nick Cage in his glowing suit that looks like it's made out of leather. Look kind of cool. So, Don, you and what are you going to do? I'm on my bike. Oh, my God. Really? You know, the car one, if you're just going to put it on your bike. OK. Some of our W stickers. Oh, no, no, no. Those are precious. Those are as good as gold. Well, that's my favorite one.
Speaker: I like that one. That one's cool. That one and probably this one. I like that one. That's the one I used in our little video. Because they sent me two of each one and Nikki took one of the panda ones and two of the skulls, two of the smiley faces, two of the other smiley face. And I have another car one. This one you can't. This came with my beard products for my birthday.
Speaker: Nicki knows the guys who own this company and why she hasn't put in a good word for us. I was going to say, what the hell? I mean, come on. I mean, I know I don't I don't want to, you know, I got this this glorious Maine and I use their product. Mad Viking beer. We go together like like peanut butter and pickles.
Speaker: Like lamb and tuna fish. Wait until you get pregnant, Mrs. Jarvis. You're going to be eating up your pickle sandwiches. I don't even like pickles. Yeah, neither does my wife, but she was scarfing them down. She was pregnant with my kids. To the point where I'm not allowed to have pickles in the house. We go to McDonald's because you want my pickles? Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know if you guys have any plans for
Speaker: Don't do it. As a dad, they got three kids of my own. All what to say of mama. Jeff's got 47 babies from - I have three kids, two baby mamas. My ex -wife, she had the weirdest fucking grave and they always hit at like two o 'clock in the morning.
Speaker: every fucking time, I don't care what it is. And let's be honest, there was no fucking Uber Eats and fucking... You had to get off your ass, get in the fucking truck and go pick up shit. Uber Eats was brand new when Cash was born, my youngest, and it wasn't that great.
Speaker: We, I shit you not, we would have a refrigerator, a freezer and all the food, completely full of food, completely full, anything you can imagine. And she would wake up two o 'clock in the morning with the weirdest goddamn craving on the planet. To the point you're like, are you fucking stoned? Why would you want those? Yeah, I got to get up for work in four hours and work 15 hours.
Speaker: but I want pickles and peanut butter. Literally just going to be at home all day long. Go get your own fucking cottage cheese and pineapples with asparagus sauce. Donors look at pregnant women going, really? That's what you wanted to say, but you didn't say that thing because
Speaker: Steven, this is the other thing. You think the cravings are bad when they get pregnant? The pregnancy hormones are the worst. Yeah. Get a shield. I'm going to shut myself short, but I got to get going. Get a Captain Iron. Get a Captain Man. Captain America shield. Trust me. Get your Captain Iron. See you guys later. Thanks for having me on. What's up, brother? What's up? Oh, my God. You're in trouble. Pregnancy hormones worthy.
Speaker: No. Dude, you look at them wrong. Look at them wrong when they're pregnant. You're in a fight. How the hell did you smash a sledgehammer into your hand? Don't be fucking odd on my goddamn show, Ghost Flute. I don't appreciate drunken oddness, you son of a bitch. How do you? I don't know how.
Speaker: Are you talking like a mini sledge? One of those ones that are like this big. That's not a sledge. I have to say, that's a severe talent. If you can smash any part of your hand. I was going to say, because... Those pregnancy hormones work. Oh, man. Works for my man. I swear to God. One second, she'd be happy as hell. The next second, she was crying. The following second, she wanted to fucking kill everything in her goddamn path. And then you blink your eyes and she was as happy as could be. Uh -huh.
Speaker: My wife never had them really bad, but then there was days if you looked at her wrong. So there's a brand of chips here. They're cheddar jalapeno. Fucking amazing. I love them. I can only get them at one store. I would bring them home, and she was like, oh, my God, that's got to leave. I'm like, why? You love these. You introduced me to these.
Speaker: I can't stand the smell. I'm in the living room. You're on the other side of the fucking house and you can smell this? It was fucking crazy. If I ever get my wife pregnant again, I'm going to jump off the cliff. I'm going to just be like, you know what? Sounds like a you problem. Go. Because I'm not doing it again.
Speaker: the end of the day. That's all on you is natural. Yeah. Um. Yes. Uh. Take a real quick break. Yeah. Hey, man. I gotta I gotta I gotta rule. No sharp sharp objects around that region. Amen to that. So, when our so my ex my ex life when when my son
Speaker: why you got all our entrails out on the fucking table over there that you just threw out like your fucking leather face. Uh, you want to take those tubes and, uh, cut them, tie them, burn them. She got fixed. I don't know. You're fixed. I'm still shooting. I'm, I'm a fully loaded gun. And then my fiance
Speaker: You know, my fiance, she doesn't have the parts needed anymore to make babies. And as I've stated on the show, I'm good. I'm very good at what I do, but I'm not that good to where those parts are going to grow back.
Speaker: So it is all Twinkies and open screen pods to this house. But like I said, pulling out is not our strong strength. Yours are mine. We have three trophies apiece, I'm just saying. We both have three fuck trophies. We are three -time champions. I just did the math.
Speaker: You have two girls and a boy. I have two girls and a boy. How old is your oldest? My oldest is 18. Both of our oldest are the same age. Yeah. And my youngest is, how old is your sister? Eight. Yeah. She's eight and Kevin's 12. Yeah. So there's, there's two years difference because my middle one's 14 and cash is 10. So he took, he took a little bit of a time.
Speaker: You took a little bit longer break than I did. But, you know, true champion gets back in the game. I did. Eventually. I was four years apart, man. But, but the difference is... Mine are all the same. You all are the same mom. So my daughter, my oldest daughter was not long after I moved here. And
Speaker: when my daughter was born, not long after that, my ex and I broke up. And then it was several years that I was single -ish. I was dating people, but I wasn't with anybody permanently like I am with my wife. Only drove, hey, man, you know what? They drive me fucking absolutely insane. They drive me through a goddamn, they drive me insane, but I love my kids to death.
Speaker: If what, what I've put myself through and sacrificed and gave up for them doesn't show how much I love them. God damn kids. And I don't know what more I can do. Then they're blind. Then they're blind. Exactly. I don't know what else I can do to make somebody realize how important my kids are to me. Like I said, they drive me crazy and I bust their balls because that's what I fucking do. That's what we're, that's what I'm sorry. That's what we're supposed to do.
Speaker: If you don't pick on your kids, you're not toughing them up for the world because as I don't know if you've seen the clip, but our girl Candace Owens came out with a perfect one -liner. Life is tough. Get a helmet. And I love it. You think our kids are immune from the goddamn Thunderdome? Oh, no.
Speaker: We grew up in the Thunderdome. Our kids get, what, 10 %? She's not mine. Mine are growing up in the Thunderdome too. Trust me, my kids are just as quick -witted as I am. Well, except for the oldest one, because she's a drama, drama llama. Literally. Literally! For the other two, man, they're just as fast as I am. Ugh.
Speaker: I need some energy, sir. I know we got, uh, actually, fuck it. Let's just roll for the next half hour. Yeah. Okay. Well, I do have to, unfortunately I do have to end the show on time tonight. Cause I was speaking to kids. I got to go pick up my oldest one. Um, so we'll just, we'll just, we'll just muscle through. Okay. That's fine. If, if your child does not understand.
Speaker: sarcasm you failed at preparing them for what they can hear. Some of us are taught to take a person at their word today. My kids can take a joke. We bust each other's balls constantly. We fuck with each other constantly. They can take a joke.
Speaker: And and and I think there's a small part a that they You know, I'm guilty of this man, I'm so guilty of this, you know, I always try to find the good in people But you know as I've gotten older and as I've gotten more quote unquote jaded or whatever you want to call it I'm an asshole to people
Speaker: Oh, a hundred percent. Because that comes down to. Now I'm just a fucking prick, man. I've been burnt so many times by people. You're at that age where you're like, I don't have time for your BS. And if you're not on the same level as me, there's the fucking door. Yeah. And I'm quick to call people out on their bullshit nowadays. A lot more than I used to be.
Speaker: Um, but, um, no, I'm just filming them. I like, Oh, but like I said,
Speaker: As a dad, rule number one, and when you have kids, you get that rule book, it just instantly pops in your head, is if your kids don't understand sarcasm by their time, their 10, you have failed. 100%. And dad jokes come with the rule book. I mean, so - I still do dad jokes. Yeah, but that's because you're a pussy. Because I'm not fucking lame.
Speaker: Yeah, because you're a pussy. And sarcasm is part of the dad jokes. So lucky I'm so far away from my fucking fire hose over here. Jesus Christ. The fucking garden hose.
Speaker: Hey man, I got, I got a good stream. I do too. I just don't have to show it off every fucking episode. Well, you know what? Drink, drink, drink five beers an hour. Did you get your room cleaned up? Do you write your words? We'll get in there and get it done and hurry up because you got a half hour before bedtime and you got to write your spelling words.
Speaker: Yeah, definitely have to write your spelling words you're gonna end up like me I could barely spell my own name half the time. Let's be honest and I'm in a job that I literally have to
Speaker: hype all the time. Well, for you that we live in an era now that we have spell check on our laptops and you know that that $12 a year I spend on Grammarly worth every fucking penny. That reminds me, you know, I drink during this show.
Speaker: You're just saying it kills me when I go into other people's podcasts and stuff like that and I'm watching it and I'm commenting because sometimes my brain works faster than my fingers do, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have that issue. So I leave words out or whatever. Shame on you other podcasters because I do a very good job when I look at the comments and I read the comments
Speaker: And if somebody's misspelled something or left a word out, I don't, I don't, I don't bring it up. I catch it. And then I just put the words in there. Some of you other podcasters out there, y 'all are some fucking assholes. Y 'all are some dickheads that do these live shows, like live streaming or something like that. And, and, and, and you will take it upon yourself. You are so fucking wrapped up in your own self entitlement that you will not give the common courtesy of the commenters.
Speaker: to read their fucking comments properly and rather read the work and then and then if you're on a panel, the panel will go or you'll go alienating your audience. That's why I don't comment on anything because I know I can't spell and I know there's that one person out there.
Speaker: that is the spelling Nazi that's gonna be like, oh, you spelled this wrong. I don't fucking care. I was trying to get something to point out while the conversation is going on. You're trying to get the comment in there while it's still part of the conversation. Exactly, not three hours late. Yeah, you might fuck up and misspell a word or you might fuck up and forget a word or whatever. It's a podcast. Or forget to hit the space bar.
Speaker: Yeah. As a podcast host, be fucking better. Don't fucking read their comment as it is. And then proceed to go, I don't know what they're saying. And then let your panel, because that's a real fucking scumbag move. I can't figure out what they're trying to say. If they misspell something or don't spacebar it or forget a word, then don't read the fucking comments because clearly they're not the retarded ones. You're the retarded one. Well, they're not, they're not, they're not retarded. You're just an asshole.
Speaker: Well, they're a retarded asshole. Same difference. But yeah, I would... Number one, I would never call somebody out on their misspelling because I can't spell my own name. Well, it's not even a matter of calling them out. It's just a matter of like not being...
Speaker: Conscious enough to realize what they're trying to say and correct exactly ghosts, you know, we're all human Even top -tier scientists some of the smartest people in the play on the planet misspell sometimes and forget a word I've read news articles and
Speaker: And I've read it the right way as they meant it to be read. But then I've also gone back and go, this is how they typed it because these guys on the show will start to make fun of me. And I'm like, no, this is how it was written. Right. Yeah. Well, well, I mean, let's let's say it properly because CNN.
Speaker: CNN did an entire story, it was like a 15 -20 minute segment, on how Elon Musk has, or no, some politician spent $500 million on his campaign, but there's 200 million people in the US, and if he would have given everybody a million dollars, and I'm like, nope, sorry, that math doesn't work, it's $1 .47 apiece. Math ain't math.
Speaker: And, and they literally took it verbatim, you know, he spent $500 million. Well, the plan or the US has 200 million people. He could have just given everybody a million dollars. No, he would have given him a dollar 47. Speaking of millions of dollars, hopefully tonight I win $776 million. Amen to that. Because if that's the case, come Saturday, well, probably not that fast. But come next week.
Speaker: You don't see me in a brand new studio, and I'll introduce you to my producer, whatever. Yeah. Well, I think... I'm going to let Nicki pick her out. I'm going to let Nicki pick her out. I'm going to let Nicki pick her out. Yeah, that way we can constantly have a female voice on the show. She doesn't have to be on camera. She just has to be able to, A, roll with the punches, B, occasionally comment on the situation we're talking about.
Speaker: You know how bad I want a female on the show, but I, A, I don't want you to over -sexualize her, and B, I don't want the awkwardness of a female being on the show, but I want a female presence on the show so goddamn bad. I don't think I would over -sexualize her. Yeah, you would totally try to hit on her every show, the entire show. You see her boobs. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker: Yeah, all our comments about smelling was to you the podcast that I watch is that I you know, especially like sometimes I've watched a live podcast or or live streams and I'm I'm at work and I'm trying to type and still do
Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, if I'm commenting on something, I'm in the middle of 45 things. Yeah, a ghost flew from Benji on the show one night. Just because. I know, right? Like, we're just going to start spotlighting the chatter's box and bring in our favorite chatters on the show. So why'd you get them started?
Speaker: No, no, but like when like he was on the show, if like he was on the show, I wouldn't overly sexualize her. I'm offended, sir. You can tell me you're offended all day long, but I'm triggered. I'm triggered. You will be triggered all day long, too. What are you, the fucking horse from goddamn the Lone Ranger?
Speaker: No, I was waiting for you to mess that up. I was working on it. I was working on it. Your life is done. Well, I almost said Geronimo, but I was like, eh. Geronimo was the Indian. I thought Tonto was the Indian. No, Geronimo was a different Indian from something else. But Tonto was the Indian. I want to bring you up on like a Monday, Benji, because I got to give you props, man.
Speaker: I got to get Benji the love that he deserves. That's my dude on Mondays, man, because I'm doing this show solo and I come in with a plan of attack. And then he takes you off the rails. He does. Every Monday I come in and I'm like, this is what I'm going to do. This is what I'm going to talk about. And I start down that road and here comes Benji. And he's like, he's like in the past.
Speaker: He's like, what? Let's talk about buttered sausage. I wonder what this lever right here beside Glick does. And he yanks that son of a bitch not realizing that it's the e -brake. And we do a full 180 spin. And we are going to find someone to sensitive to be here or to outspoken. I mean, I don't mind, you know, I don't mind outspoken.
Speaker: But yeah, Benji's an unspoken hero on Mondays, man. I gotta give my guy a lot. Unsung hero. Unsung hero, yes. Unsung hero, because my man does. He comes in and he does not let me have a law on the show. If I start saying, you know,
Speaker: swear and he's like, nah, nope, not today, fucker. Let's talk about buttered sausage. Buttered sausage. Yeah. Well, that's how we went on a third. We went on a whole last 30 minute rant about casting an all female cast of Expendables. I ain't mad at that. I'm going to have to rewatch that. Yeah, no, I would love I would I would love to have a female voice on the show. I think it would be fun. I think it would be.
Speaker: But they got to be able to roll with the punches. You can't have somebody that's going to get triggered all the time when we make a stupid joke. Yeah. Like I love when Nikki gets on the show. She can't do the show all the time. Yeah. And let's be honest, every time I asked her, make me a fucking sandwich, she storms off into the living room.
Speaker: Yeah. Or, or it's just, you know, it's not her thing. She, she doesn't, she was like, she doesn't do tick tock. She'll live stream with me. But even when she live streams with me, she's kind of off to the side and everyone, she pops her head in and interjects, but it's just a matter of finding that right.
Speaker: female person. I mean, like I would put a third seat on the show again, if it was, you know, with a female voice. Oh, a lot of the conversations we do get into, we, we're constantly going, I wonder what the female was. Oh yeah. There's been several times where we've had conversations and then like, we've tried to pull Nikki into it and she's like, no, no, no, I'm out. Am I not following you on Twitch?
Speaker: I feel like fucking asshole if I'm not. I still can't figure out how to get onto Twitch. But I don't try a lot either. I know what our password is. I do too, but it's the same on everything, isn't it? It's the same on everything. I'm an asshole. Now I am Benji. Oh, Benji's got a
Speaker: The password is the same on I think go fuck yourself No spaces fuck yourself no spaces I'm an asshole
Speaker: Yeah, but but I'm sure he goes live like we do in our I have to apologize man. I was not following you. I am now I Am now so I will get get them notifications. Yes Check out just some
Speaker: Just some World War Z. I think I have that. Excellent movie. Yeah, I love I love the movie. I'm not doing the sequel. Yeah, OK. Bernard, I ain't mad at that. Yeah, same Bernard. A couple other dog goes there. They're my buddies. I love dogs. I'm not mad at that. You bad dog. I love this old dog.
Speaker: Oh, soon as though she came with my fiance. Can't wait for the TV show. Our TV show or. Yeah, could you could you imagine if nonsensical nonsense had like the old school sitcom TV show, where it was like. Oh, and cut his hand off and go.
Speaker: That freeze frame. That has your name. Starring Chris Lee. Mid drink. If we were a TV show, we'd be tightest.
Speaker: We would be a variation of of of Titus Titus Titus and and married with children. Let's be honest. It's to be the perfect mix. Well, let's be honest. Yeah, so damn lately. Oh, so World War Z is going to be a TV show. I didn't know that I'm in. Oh, Brad Pitt's directing. I'm not mad at that. Brad Pitt.
Speaker: I mean, wait, what? I heard it. I ain't mad at it. That cat still looks good. Goddamn Legends of the Fall and Troy. Jesus Christ. Dude, he was a badass and Troy. When I first heard about him being in Troy, I was like, really? Brad Pitt is a badass. Watch the movie. I was like, really? Brad Pitt is badass. You don't buy Brad Pitt as a badass, really? Well, well,
Speaker: When Troy came out, he had yet to play a badass warrior, so to speak, because it was before Fight Club. Was it? Fucking ghost. Honestly, appreciate the love, though. A lot of people really wanted to talk to me again, as if I was interested.
Speaker: You know, I don't like people in real life. There's a reason I never leave my house on the internet. I love the shit out of y 'all on the internet, man. You guys are awesome. You know, I don't have. I don't have.
Speaker: a couple few friends in real life. All my friends are online, man. All the people that I, outside of my best friend, the guy that I've never met, we met playing Call of Duty probably 10, 11 years ago, something like that. And, you know, we had our little group that we all met online outside of
Speaker: The kids is God, which is one of my best friends in real life. Him and I were playing Call of Duty online because he was in Ohio and I moved to South Carolina. And then we met this one dude and he was cool. So we hung out every weekend playing Call of Duty together. And then we met a couple other guys. Well, we met another guy and his little brother joined in and like, that's, that's like,
Speaker: My closest group is, are those four guys, only one of them, or two of them, three of, well, I know three of them in real life. Because after playing together for like four years, I realized that two of the guys only lived like 20 minutes away from me. The other guy lives out in Oklahoma. That's probably one of my best friends. We talk every day about nothing, just to talk to each other. You know, we just talk just to talk to each other. But hopefully next year I'll get to meet him. You know, hopefully it'll work out.
Speaker: You know, Nicki and I asked him to be one of my groomsmen, which kind of shocked him. And I'm like, dude, you're one of my best friends, man. And, uh, I mean, I'm the same. I couldn't, I can't put five people in this town that I've lived in for 22 years in a hand, in a handful saying these were my friends. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, most folk think today they can judge you based on the amount of personal friends you have today, as if online friends don't mean anything. No, some of my people that I consider better friends than people I've known my entire life are online. And - Well, no, you and I haven't been in the same room as each other in 25 years.
Speaker: Well, it hasn't been that long. It's been like 23 years. It was in 2000. Yeah. We were leaving the parking. I remember exactly. We were heading to our cars last day of senior year. It was graduation. Yeah. Well, graduation. But the last thing you said to me in person, don't be a fucking stranger. I haven't seen you since because he's running from the wall.
Speaker: Oh my God. Who really moves to Mexico unless they're running from the law. My wife's for fuck's sake. Shut up ghost fluke. He said, Oh, it's been 25 years, just 24 years. Bussy, bug me. Look, it'll be 24 in June.
Speaker: In June, yeah. I'm a fact checker, man. I'm a stickler for the facts. Fuck you, Ghostloop. You're pushing it, sir. Oh, trust me. Jeff enjoys the anal.
Speaker: He is the catcher. He is the Johnny bench to my... Nolan Ryan? Yes. He is the Johnny bench to my Nolan Ryan. Yeah, see? Sports. Yeah. I'm sorry. The only reason I know Nolan Ryan is because he was in fucking... What was that movie?
Speaker: Jeff is definitely catching what I'm throwing, if you know what I mean. What was that? What was that fucking movie? No one was in. I don't fucking care where the hell Colin Kaepernick goes. The aliens can come and take his goofy ass. Damn.
Speaker: You play in the AFL, the alien football league. I don't fucking care. Colin Kaepernick is such a fucking dude. He's a dude. You had one good football season. And I'm going to speak as a football fan and not a not on a political basis. You had one good football season. And after that, you were dog shit. Who gives a damn? And second of all, on a political stance. You were adopted by a rich white family, Clarence.
Speaker: You went to a private school, Clarence. You are the Anthony Mackie of football. Yes. You went to an Ivy League college, Clarence. You are not anywhere near being open. You have more white privilege than me. I'm going to catch a ghost flu. Much love to you, brother.
Speaker: You are the epitome of white privilege, Clarence. Yeah. Speaking of white privilege, have you seen that dude that's got that lifted truck that says white privilege on the grill? No. You black kid, he cracked me up. He made his money to build the truck by selling white privilege cars. It is a beautiful truck. It's a white GMC.
Speaker: Douchebag. Yeah, he is. I mean, the NFL gives you an entire field to try out, and you did nothing. Oh, because it was a black guy selling white privilege cards, and it was fucking hilarious. Oh, it is. It is. And his truck is a bright white, fully lifted,
Speaker: GMC, the grill says white privilege and glows at night. And then the underneath is all orange suspension. It's gorgeous. And he does TikTok videos where he talks about all his political shit. He's very right leaning. He's hilarious. But his truck, the first time it showed up, people were like, I can't believe some white guy is talking about a white privilege truck. And this dude gets out the truck and they're like,
Speaker: Oh, my favorite part about him is he would wear shirts of dictators that would suppress their own people and complain about guns or be in police. He was nothing more than like he he he just basically what it was.
Speaker: because he didn't start that bullshit until he started fucking sucking. Like I said, he had one good year and all of a sudden I'm...
Speaker: I'm going to kneel during the national anthem. I got to stand up for the rights of my people. Yeah. And how well did that work out for Chris Cluey when he stood up for the LGBT rights that kicked out of the fucking NFL? I think Kaepernick should be the same. They should have been like, fuck you, you're out. And Chris Cluey was in his position. Chris is a nice cat. He's a nice guy. He and I don't agree on a lot of stuff.
Speaker: But I consider him a friend. Chris Clue is a good guy. I wonder if I can get him back on the show. I should reach out to Chris. I need to talk to him. You should. I'd love to have Chris back on the show again. Who's the other football player we had on there? Brandon. Brandon Ford. Brandon Ford. Nice guy. Yeah, he was cool, too. We have yet to have somebody on the show that was scheduled that we haven't gotten along with.
Speaker: I think we've had somebody on the show period scheduled or not that we didn't get along with even Uncle Fester Saturday. He was a pretty good sport considering. He was a good sport. I think he was too far gone by the time he got on the show to understand what was happening. And I really went in on it.
Speaker: You know, I've been a good 30, you know, 30, 35 minutes or so just fucking just roasting the piss out of it. I could I could get so many clips from me just. Tears, everybody. Cheers. Cheers. Just like, oh, what the fuck? Roll tide. Roll tide.
Speaker: I think that dude lives next to an airport because everything just flew right over his head. His trailer is right next to the airport. Let's be honest.
Speaker: This dude came into the chat. He came into the chat. Man, fully loaded. Didn't say, what's up, guys? Didn't say, well, what y 'all doing? You said, oh, y 'all on StreamYard? Where's the link? Mm -hmm. Just kind of ignored it. And then came in thinking he was going to take over and be Billy Badass. And he quickly ran away when, boy, was I wrong. I just kind of ignored it. And then, oh, drop the link. Oh, I ignored it. Oh, where's the link? Oh, give me the link. Let me enjoy it. Ah, fuck it. You know what, Jeff? I'm doing it.
Speaker: I'm going to get something I don't typically do. I dropped the link in the chat, and homeboy jumped right in. And at first, we were all just kind of dumbfounded by what the hell was going on. And then the asshole in me. And I wouldn't say I was an asshole. I just started fucking roasting. But once again, it's like when we had the red -headed guy on from Ireland, he thought he was really badass. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't say that.
Speaker: I would say that he was a badass. He just wasn't. He wasn't prepared. Yeah, the guy prepared for. Yeah, the guy from Ireland did come in all cock hard and ready to fucking you know, he thought he was going to fucking come in and dance with the devil and didn't realize that I ain't one. You are the devil. Yeah.
Speaker: I ain't the one and then he got his fucking feel bad, it's hurt and got made to look stupid and you guys got to do a fight and it was just. Yeah, I'll tell you what, it's a good thing we weren't in the same room because I'd have knocked his fucking ass out. He came in and he thought he was going to take over the show and then he had the outright audacity to tell one of us to shut up.
Speaker: Yeah, I think you told me to shut the fuck up. That's when you lost your shit. No, no, he told me. Because I know you can take care of yourself. I, of course, if somebody told you to shut the fuck up, I would literally be like, oh, they fucked up. But he said he said it to me. And I said, you know what, I will beat you like the red end is step time. You are. You don't come into my show and start talking shit like you're King fucking dick. I will cut your fucking cock off and shove it down your fucking throat.
Speaker: And he got quiet real fucking quick. Hey, guys, Foos. Ghost flu. Much love to you, brother. Be safe. Be careful. Watch those sledgehammers. They'll get you. And we always enjoy having you here. You're welcome in the chatters box any time, brother. And if you ever feel unfroggy, let me know and I'll drop the link and you can pop onto the camera. Yeah, you know, like Ghost flu, Ben G. Good night, Ben.
Speaker: those guys understand the concept of what we do but but somebody coming in thinking that that they oh i've live streamed before no you haven't live streamed like we yeah yeah that's that's the thing bingy man like you know some people like our haters like like our creepers and our lurkers they hate us but it's like why are you hating on us we are literally just hanging out having fun shooting the shit
Speaker: We're not in here dragging people down. We're not in here shitting on everybody. We're just kind of fucking hanging out and having fun. You know, I had plans for tonight's show. I'll put it off till Saturday. And if we get to a Saturday, then we get to a Saturday. If we don't, then we don't. No big thing. It is what it is. But I do. I do hate to say this. You know, I hate ending the show so damn abruptly. I do have to go pick it up.
Speaker: from work. Unfortunately, not a problem. Um, do appreciate you guys. Jeffrey, I'm gonna need you to get ready with your, uh, I got it. Exactly. If we weren't shooting the shit, we'd be fucking bored as hell too. Right. Um, before I wrapped the show up, ghost loop asked about it earlier. He said, what the heck is W? What does this W speak of?
Speaker: W is the greatest energy drink on the planet. It is a powdered energy drink, much like our good friends at Liquid I .D. The best thing about W energy is a cattle and good vitamins in them. You're going to get your essentials, not only that, but outside of the price. The biggest problem with these big energy drinks and these these well -known energy drinks, hey, they leave you feeling all jittery. Got your heart racing for no damn reason.
Speaker: And then actually you drink one about a half hour afterwards, you fucking crash into a wall at a hundred miles an hour. You kill your boyfriend and some random kid that got in the wrong car in the wrong day. And that's a reach around our news article. I read that. I caught that. That was nice. I like that. And a fucking dog is snoring her ass off beside me. But anyways, you hit that wall at a hundred miles an hour and you crash and you're forced to crack open another one of those energy drinks.
Speaker: Well, W energy, no jitters, no crash. Not only that, but if you go to w .gg, place your order, use our promo code words are hard. You're going to save your money, save you some money, gets you a little discount on your order. Not only that, but they got some really cool fucking merchant shit that you can buy. So that being said, ladies and gentlemen, I have one question to ask you before we leave and we cue the music for the end of the show tonight. Are you
Speaker: ready to wage war on big energy and put them silly bastards in the place you order use our promo code words are hard save you some money and with that being said Jeffrey hit it with them one time
Speaker: Late at night, I toss and I turn in a dream of what I need. What is a hero? I'm gonna wake up for a hero till the end of the night. He's gone, he's gone, yeah, he's gone, he's gone. Yeah! Hey, good on you, Benji. Uh, you haven't had caffeine in 16 years, so you don't like drink pop or anything? You're wondering, T, now what the hell do you drink?
Speaker: Water sounds like well Benji if you're only drinking water, you need to go liquid iv .com place your order use our promo code words are Yeah Yeah, definitely gotta be a dad first first and foremost gotta be a dad go pick up my oldest Yeah, she is but she's not she's not closing until super late tonight they got a big convention up there tonight and
Speaker: with a whole lot of, a whole lot of me's, a lot of, a lot of heavy drinkers. So they're staying open. I thought they were going to say alcoholics. Well, I mean, I was trying to make it sound not as bad. Dad, isn't that drawing tonight for the lottery? Yes. At 11 o 'clock. This kid wants me to win the lottery so bad. Fanta has caffeine in it. Oh, you decaffeinated tea. Crazy amount of water.
Speaker: cold beer. If I hit the lottery, I will buy you an Oculus. I promise. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Benji's like my kid. Benji and I might be kind of experienced man. We, we, we, we might be soulmates. Cash sounds like my kid. You mentioned that the fact that you could say I have more money than I know what to do with and he wants something that costs a couple of hundred dollars.
Speaker: I mean, I, I told the kid, I said, you know, we were talking about the lottery and he was basically asking me how it works. And I'm gonna make this real quick and real sweet. It's definitely a possibility, man. We got a lot in common, bro. Um, but, uh, I was kind of breaking down the lottery and, you know, I told him, you know, it's $1 .75 billion. Take the cash payout. It's 770 some odd million, but then after taxes, you might get about 400 million.
Speaker: And I told him, you know, I wanted to buy a minimum of 300 acres, 400 acres. You know, I would like to get like 500 acres. And obviously I'm going to build Nikki's out Nikki and mine's house and have barns and stuff because she wants farm animals. And, and I, and I decided that each one of the kids get 10 to 15 acres and they get it. I'll build each one of the kids a house. And it's a, it's, it's, it's, it's a limit of 2 ,500 square feet. That's more than enough house. Oh, hell yeah.
Speaker: Um, but the catch is you still have to, you still have to pay all your bills. I'm not paying your electric, your internet, your propane, your water, whatever. I'm not paying all that. And I will buy you, and that includes Nikki's voice as well. And, and I said, I will buy each one of you guys, your car, you, whatever car you want. And I, and I said, you know, I'm gonna give Nikki's parents a couple acres and I'm gonna build a house that's
Speaker: absolutely laid out to all their needs. Like her mom can't do stairs, you know, they're an older age, you know what I mean? And they don't need a big ass house. I'm just going to, whatever, you know, a house is going to be perfectly sized for them and meet all their needs. And only a couple acres that way they don't have to worry about taking care of it. You have to take care of your property. So you get 10, 15 acres. It's, it's up to you to take care of it. Not bad. Yeah. You gotta go.
Speaker: And that's where we're gonna start. Obviously I build my state of the art studio and I hire my producer so that I can literally be like you and every other co -host that we've had on this show where I just turn on my camera and just talk and not have to worry about doing anything else because then the producer will also do all the behind the scenes stuff like posting the show, promoting the show, booking guests.
Speaker: this. Um, but, uh, all he wants is a fucking Oculus. Done. If I hit the lottery tonight, I will have you an Oculus tomorrow morning. Agreed. Agreed. Kevin's the same way. Did we get a PlayStation 5 view in the lottery? Yeah. I'll get one for every fucking room. Yep, exactly. But anyways.
Speaker: Like I said, I do hate to end it so abruptly. Thank you guys for hanging out. Appreciate y 'all listening and replay viewers, replay listeners and viewers. Appreciate y 'all. Hopefully enjoyed the show tonight. Thank you to Steven Jarvis for hanging out with us. Got into a lot of movie talk. That's his little forte. I got to get him into the show and not let it go to movies and get him into like our normal conversations.
Speaker: That's actually we yeah, we need to find a subject where we can actually do that I think he'd be great on when we when we do the breakdowns of like haunted house things like that. Yeah Just get into normal conversation. Appreciate you. Benji shots and shatters box. Love you guys as always Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. We're out to show up tonight. Why not just because
Speaker: My man Matt James. I'm just going to be playing this just because it's brand new. He just dropped it and I want to get it out there. I want to get it in the all his ears and hopefully you guys go check out the rest of the stuff. Matt James lead singer Blacktop Mojo. You can check out Matt James all social media everywhere you stream music at Matt James and Blacktop Mojo the same way. Just punch him in your old Google box. But here's his newest single Chainsmoking whiskey. Good song.
Speaker: I thought it'd be the cowboy killers They put a hole in my chest I didn't want to send, gave out the rest But then you still left Turns out you can hit a rock bottom
Speaker: They say smoke em' if you got em' So I got em' lined up back to back Came smoking whiskey, shot after shot But here's to your memory, that's all that I got And now it's like hell I still smoke cigarettes
Speaker: It's really negative for a stiff drink, one vice for another. Didn't do a damn thing, it just changed.
Speaker: Well I steal small cigarettes Now Jane smoking whiskey as close as I, close as I can And I'm back up, cause quitting's too hard So I just stay drunk, alone in this bar And Jane smoking whiskey
Speaker: We're still close to your hands Now change, smoke, and we'll stand as close as I close as I can As close as I can
Speaker: I had to sing along with him
Speaker: Hey, well, sing along at the end of the song, man. You guys sing along with them. Anyways, we will see you guys Saturday night. A brand new episode of Nonsense. It's coming your way, 7 p .m. ish, Eastern time. Hopefully we'll see you all there. With that being said, Gerberie, what a no 1 -9. Deuces. He's had deuces. Peace out, 8 down, down. Peace out, 8 down, down.
Speaker: Always remember when you come to the crossroads in life and you don't know what to do, ask yourself one question, five letters, W, W, N, N, D. What would nonsensical nonsense do? That would do the opposite. Do the opposite. This is 100 % true advice. Do the opposite. Yeah, exactly. It would have been said
Speaker: Be good or be good at it. Goodbye motherfuckers.
