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Speaker: Leftist activist and actress Bette Midler.
Speaker: Is she a great big fat person?
Speaker: Well, she used to be, kinda.
Speaker: Had a tantrum on Twitter after she lost her blue checkmark as part of a planned update to the social media platform.
Speaker: Elon, deciding that I'm not me, I'm a fake and obliging me, who has contributed mightily to your platform.
Speaker: At least until you tweaked the algorithm and tanked my metrics to pay monthly because you don't have enough money and you're humiliated because everyone thinks you're a pathetic douche.
Speaker: Sorry to hear about your rocket.
Speaker: Go f*** yourself, you f***.
Speaker: Can't you just picture a 12-year-old girl saying something like that to another girl in the playground?
Speaker: Everyone thinks you're ugly.
Speaker: I just picture Butt Muddler checking her laptop every 60 seconds to see if her blue checkmark is there.
Speaker: If I was Elon Musk, I would hire an intern whose sole purpose is to randomly give and take away Butt Muddler's blue checkmark until she dies.
Speaker: Like she has it for a day, then gone for a day.
Speaker: Has it for an hour, gone for a week.
Speaker: Has it for a week, gone for five minutes.
