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Episode 224: 1st TASTE OF #224: “WAAAHHH! I Want My Bwue Checkmark!” image

Episode 224: 1st TASTE OF #224: “WAAAHHH! I Want My Bwue Checkmark!”

S5 E224 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*THIS WEEK:*

  • Nicolas Cage wants you to eat bugs! Just like all the Hollywood elite do!
  • EVs: Fail. Again.
  • Would someone pwease give entertainer, Butte Mudler, her bwue checkmark so she has purpose again?

*On “A la Carte”:* Kamala “SlingBlade” Harris is back! Now with more incessant rambling than ever!, President Coloring Book does China another solid, and a heads up on an upcoming sexy holiday!
*On “3 Pro Things”: Karma comes for an amateur, a senator calls out China and the New World Order, and a parody song comparing the real president to President Coloring Book that you gotta hear.

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Transcript

Bette Midler's Blue Checkmark Saga

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Leftist activist and actress Bette Midler.
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Is she a great big fat person?
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Well, she used to be, kinda.
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Had a tantrum on Twitter after she lost her blue checkmark as part of a planned update to the social media platform.

Midler vs. Musk: A Social Media Showdown

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Elon, deciding that I'm not me, I'm a fake and obliging me, who has contributed mightily to your platform.
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At least until you tweaked the algorithm and tanked my metrics to pay monthly because you don't have enough money and you're humiliated because everyone thinks you're a pathetic douche.
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Sorry to hear about your rocket.

The Comedy of Celebrity Outrage

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Go f*** yourself, you f***.
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Can't you just picture a 12-year-old girl saying something like that to another girl in the playground?
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Everyone thinks you're ugly.
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I just picture Butt Muddler checking her laptop every 60 seconds to see if her blue checkmark is there.
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If I was Elon Musk, I would hire an intern whose sole purpose is to randomly give and take away Butt Muddler's blue checkmark until she dies.
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Like she has it for a day, then gone for a day.
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Has it for an hour, gone for a week.
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Has it for a week, gone for five minutes.