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Speaker: What's going on, everybody? It is hump day. And you know what that means? It's time for some what the fuck news right here on the nonsensical network. We have a little network here, I guess you could say. And it's not because we broadcast 475 different platforms. It's because we actually have a network of shows like this one here. What the fuck news with Connor
Speaker: Steven Jaravichi. Hey, yo. Jeff is on sick leave. We may or may not have a special co -host joining us here later on. More on that story as the night goes on. Jeff is currently taking a sick day because apparently his man Jaina is bleeding. So he's doing his thing. There he is.
Speaker: Oh, finally about **** time, right? Yeah. Special co -host tonight. My boy from PA. PJ deal in the house. What's up guys? What's going on? You guys like I'm I swear I got a **** third eye on my forehead, dude. Yeah, you'll be alright.
Speaker: You guys know me. I am Glick. As I said, welcome to the show. If you're not already, go ahead and check out the network. We do have shows Monday through Sunday, all at the nonsensical network on all the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. We also have live shows on YouTube and Facebook every day of the week. And you can listen to us anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at.
Speaker: all at the nonsensical network or you can go to bio .link slash nonsensical network and you'll get all those links there for you. Uh, a couple of special announcements. What's going on? Shatter's box west in the building, blazing in the building. What's going on everybody? Uh, a couple of special announcements tune in tomorrow night. Uh, it'll be part one of our, uh, military tribute show or, uh,
Speaker: whatever you want to call it tribute to the troops veterans. I'm not really quite sure what we're calling it, but it is a, it is a military show. We're going to be partnering up with, uh, well, I should say talking shit and men caring for men are going to be partnering up. Part one is tomorrow night. I will be hosted by, uh, Mark and myself, and we'll be letting the guys hang out and tell stories and having a good time. And then Monday night, uh, we get into a nitty gritty and, uh,
Speaker: like dives into the treasure trove of trauma and PTSD and the psyche of our vets. Needless to say, I'm gonna have to drink. The hall is necessary. So the two -part military show is gonna be really good. That's coming up starting tomorrow night. I may or may not have an interview Friday night.
Speaker: He was locked in and then I had to check on something and now I haven't heard back from him. So I don't know yet Saturday will be the same normal bullshit. I don't know what Jarvis is doing. So are you back yet Jarvis? Yeah Yeah, I got Rockley we're talking about video games nice and I think Jeff will be back Tuesday and then we'll be here next Wednesday nonetheless, um
Speaker: I feel like there's something else I needed to say and I totally forgot. Oh, however, I'll throw this out there June 3rd Kevin Spurtus Spurtus will be joining us on men caring for me I Talked him on the phone tonight. It is such a sweet fucking man. I can't wait to hang out with him So he'll be joining us on men caring for men on June 3rd. We'll start promoting that Speaking of men care for men YouTube channel
Speaker: let me address something. Connor, are you paying attention? You son of a bitch. Always your mother. Oh, actually done Monday night. Minus minus all the mother fucks clicks and fuck click and clicks a big head, but you guys learned a very valuable lesson.
Speaker: that you're a dickhead. It sucks to do a show with only two people and when your co -host is Jarvis and he doesn't talk much. No, you guys did a, you guys actually did a really good job. Uh, sorry I couldn't make it. Um, I was dealing with some personal, I was dealing with some personal, uh, heavy stuff. Uh, Monday, I was nowhere near the right frame of mind to, uh, to do a show. So I took the night off.
Speaker: But you guys did a great job. Great topic. I was one that I wanted to be a part of, so I'm sorry I missed it, but you guys did an awesome job and. You know, like I said. You know it is. It is hard to when you're used to three people or four people to compensate for that line for that. That miss that missing person, so to say. Would you are given that you're going to be there numb nuts? So is Connor. Calm down.
Speaker: I don't know. Uh but uh and it's especially hard to do a show with your normal host or without your normal host so to say but you guys did a great job. I think I I we know what we know. Well, like me and Connor ended up saying, you know, it when you're there or when you have that third chair there that's like asking the questions to lead into the topic of that night, it's so much easier but
Speaker: It's just nice to have the extra conversational piece, right? I mean, when it's only one, two dudes, you can only go so far before you start going in circles. Uh, I felt like we ended up doing that near in the end. And that's where I was like, we should just, and big props, major props to you for knowing when it was time to. Nip it in the bud. That was, I thought that was really cool. I was telling Nikki about it yesterday. I told her, I said, you know, I thought that you guys did a really good job.
Speaker: And on top of it, you guys, when you started to run out of gas, you realized that you recognized it and you called the show. I thought that was cool. So you didn't just kind of wind up repeating yourselves or talking about.
Speaker: it's just some stupid movie that from the 90s that nobody thought was cool back. I'm I'm making fun of Jeff right now. I'm not. Oh, it's not. It's a bunch of say, you know, that hope is right in the corner. I can always use it. Jeff's go to his night. Terrible 90s and and and cars but uh any any who, great job. Great job Monday night guys. You guys, you guys did a
Speaker: I know every, oh, Glitch will be mad. Glitch will fire us. Glitch can't fire me. I actually listened to the replay yesterday at work while I was forklifting about and I was like, oh, nice. They don't need me. Good. No more Mondays for me. I'm out. I just, I need one more co -host then because if you're gone your shoes, well, not necessarily fill your shoes. Just add the conversational piece.
Speaker: I got big shoes to fill. No, I'm not really. We know you're fat. We got it. No, I don't know. My weight has to do with my shoes. And also I know this has been a hot topic. Looking at you, Mark, I will not be on Monday show. I will be taking the day off. Since that was such a hot. Nothing to do with any of that. Well, any who, we got
Speaker: We got Will joining us. Will. Oh, official down there. William. William. And it, you know, Facebook was the closest thing and I was running behind trying not to hold you guys up. Um, this is the first time I've used this setup and I mean, does it sound okay? Can I get a little bit of feedback on this? Sounds good. I mean, you're, you're in the garage. You get a little bit of echo a little bit, but that's nothing major to worry about.
Speaker: Wait, of course, I remember this. I mean, I might as well. Fuck you, Connor. No, you sound good. Setup sounds good. Setup looks good. I mean, I'm in my bedroom. It's kind of a wreck right now. Nicky was going through. Close.
Speaker: it's like getting winter clothes put away and summer clothes brought out and everything else. So, our bedrooms kind of looks like one of them tornadoes have come through and wiped us out. So, did my name just change? Yeah, I just changed it. There's a decent story. There's a decent story behind that. They
Speaker: And would you like to tell them that story? Well, I was supposed to be responsible boyfriend one night and we went over to one of Nicki's friends and we're playing games and DJ Bill was DJ and we got drunk. Responsible boyfriend got beat up and fun boyfriend came out. We all got drunk and we were, we wanted to go to the bar and me and the other girl's boyfriend
Speaker: we uh kept kept calling him PJ Dill by mistake and then that stuck and I told the guys about my my first experience with gummies where this is who Nikki stuck to it. Remember I told you guys to DJ that she just left me with and told him to babysit me. This is who she brought me up against the wall. He's your responsibility now. You're a good man.
Speaker: Thanks for looking out for our child. We've had a couple of interesting nights in PA. Jello shots in bobos, alcoholic bobos. I'm in a 15 by 18 garage. It was actually used as a wood shop, and yet we would still set up the DJ lights. I probably had at least at one point I had 20 people in here, didn't that night.
Speaker: Yeah, the old saying goes, if these walls could talk, we could bring you guys up. I don't know how many shows. You better share. I feel like this is going to be a men caring for men one. This one? I feel like it could be. In the last year,
Speaker: year and a half, year and some change since Nicky and I've been dating. I've met a few people up in PA that, you know, in the short time we've become pretty good friends and Bill's one of those guys. There's Kieser, that's my boy. He's one of the bouncers out at the Mustang. The Mustang. The Mustang.
Speaker: There's a couple of people out there, but you know, I'm fortunate to have made friends. It's nice when you, you know, when, when you date somebody that's not from your area and then you have to, you know, when you're traveling back and forth or whatever, it sucks when you sit there at the bar and she's hanging out with all her friends and you're just like, Oh, I don't know anybody here. I guess what am I supposed to do? But it's nice when you can make friends out there and you know, everybody loves it. It's easy. Did you ever get a chance to meet Steve yet?
Speaker: I don't know if I've met Steve or not. Well, it's hard to forget him. He's six foot nine. Oh, I don't know if he's hung out with us yet. He might have been. I mean, of course, all roads lead to the Mustang. Just ask her. Which Steve? There's some big ass baby Huey looking motherfucker that I've met. Are you talking about Aaron's ex -husband? Yes, I am. Ew, gross. No, you haven't met Steve. No, I haven't.
Speaker: She waved I think she might be you gonna die in the bathtub. Yep Did you tell her the GoPro set up
Speaker: No, she's not supposed to know about that. That's my top secret. Only fans. That's the fake. That's the fake. No longer stands for only fans. Oh, fuck. Nikki said she doesn't. Nikki said she don't think she likes you being on the show. It's been, it's been 15 minutes. Might as well get used to it at this point. Oh man. How long are you out? You just recently had shoulder surgery again.
Speaker: I'm actually six weeks yesterday. I had rotator cuff surgery a year ago, almost a year ago, from the date that I had this last one, went back to work in July, re -toured the original spot it turns out, and on top of it, tore my biceps.
Speaker: Thank God, yesterday was the last day in a sling, so I could finally start moving it a little bit more. I'm not going to lie, Pornhub has helped a lot in this situation. A little PT, a little physical therapy. Some good medications to help you out. Maybe not only oxycodone. It was oxycodone with acetaminophen.
Speaker: You know, the last time I really didn't take the pills. I did a little bit just to try and stay ahead of it but then realized I had no pain. The last one was extremely minor. They just went in this little spot right here and that was the end of it. Yeah. This time though, the first three days was absolutely killer. Mm hmm. So I ended up doing what I never do and that's I'm not a fan of pills at all. Aside from like
Speaker: Oh, did I get distracted? Sorry, buddy. No, you're fine. I'm still listening. I just turned my mic off. That's part of the show. I didn't care. What is that? That is proper number five. Part of this is kind of my very that is I like this dude. And he's got an awesome name spelled just like my sons. What, Connor? Connor.
Speaker: So that's a great fucking name right there. I can't even spell his name, right? There are two ends are supposed to be there, but she's talking about. No, Connor has a hard. Connor has a hard ER on the end of his name. That's a lie. There you go. Wow. I get my fucking birth certificate. That's a lie. I'm taking you to court for slander.
Speaker: Calm down, Hitler. Okay. Have you crossed that bridge? What are you going to get? My awesome podcasting studio set up. Alright, Jarvis. I'm going to come to your house. I'm going to steal your admin privileges. You can have them. I want them to begin with.
Speaker: change money. I only gave him admin privileges so he didn't have to be babysat. Sorry, Jarvis. So he didn't have to be babysat on Sundays because I can't count on you. I need to be fucking babysat on Sundays. No, I can't count on Jeff and Connor to set up your studio, which means I would have to do it. And then I would have to come in and read your show and they're like, I'd have to play freaking producer. And then there's Nicky back there trying to steal all your attention. Yeah.
Speaker: I already do enough **** as it is. I'm not trying to do anything more. Yeah. Yeah. You need to chill. You need to chill out. You need to stop doing doing a show. Yup. And it's so it's not a night show. Love you too. Glick. I love you too. No, he said me. He said Nick or Glick. It's okay. Bill loves me. Who? He said who? Did she say Bill?
Speaker: Yeah, she said Bill loves her. My grandpa's name. That's fitting. William. Yeah, Connor. It's the only reason I had to give him an admin's because. But here's the thing, though, Glick, I'm going to give you shit about it until I get it back. He makes it seem like it's such a fucking huge deal that I got admin privileges. No, the first of all,
Speaker: You know, if I wasn't afraid that you would fuck something up, I would just give you the login information. But you're like a you're like a small child in a in a China shop or or a button shop and you want to push everything. That's only a little true. That's how this is OK. It's only because I never had a security office and you go, oh, I wonder what this does in a camera.
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Speaker: And I feel like I've been fired like I shouldn't even show up. I shouldn't even show up anymore. I heard it was a matter of convenience for me. You know, that way Jarvis could set up his own show and not have to depend on anybody else. That was all it was. As soon as we have more seats, I'll give you a goddamn admin seat.
Speaker: Then he's going to cry about, oh, you gave me too much. I can't take it anymore. I'm going to fall down some more stairs. All it does is give me the freedom to push buttons like a kid in a candy store. That's all it does. Well, that's the thing. Everyone thinks it makes it sound like it's so much more important. It's really not. I'm just over here going like, oh, hey, someone said something in the chat. Or, oh, hey, show the bio link. No, he's exactly right. It's because I'm like a kid in a candy shop. I just have fun with it.
Speaker: I'm like Jeff, but little more toned down. Like he's like Jeff. When Jeff goes to a training strip club, he can't give his hands off things. Oh, Kevin, if you're out there watching us, sorry. Oh, I thought, yeah, I thought, I know I talked to Kevin today. I said, it's, I said, I, you know, I'm sure you haven't listened to any of the other shows on the network.
Speaker: and if you did, you're probably wondering, you'll probably be asking yourself, how the hell did this asshole end up hosting a men's mental health show? Because he's an asshole. I know it's four different shows, but you have four different personalities. Jesus Christ. I started to think the revolution has begun.
Speaker: Well, there's probably a reason why you don't have admin. I, I, I, oh, Jesus. Now I'm going to never hear the, you know what, Connor, I'll just give you the login information. No, no, no. The reason being you have your own stream yard, you fucker. No, no, no, no. They, I gave Mark the login because we didn't have enough admin seats. So I gave Mark the login and I was like, if you want to give it to Brian, you can. And he was like, Brian's not going to know what the fuck to do with any of that. So.
Speaker: But anywho, it is what the fuck news. I say we jump right in and. And as in November, yeah, I'm trying to get some other people on here. Easy there, Kaiser. Because Connor wouldn't have mistaken news with anything else. We have a conspiracy just not here for exactly Brian.
Speaker: We we we know, buddy. Trust me. You just I don't know. You just show up. You just show up and turn your camera on and look pretty. That's all you got to do, buddy. I fucking I misread that. I'm like, wait, what does putter have to do with anything in this? And I'm like, oh, pewter. Oh, I saw putter, too. I was so confused. No, I'm with you, Jarvis. Well, well, speaking of putters and I know Jarvis is is excited.
Speaker: because he's been talking about this guy. He talked about him last week. He's going to talk about him this week. Why don't why don't we go ahead and jump right into sports with Jeremy? She what you got for us buddy?
Speaker: Well, seeing as how this is a little bit of entertainment slash golf related news, um, big news out of Hollywood with this happy Gilmore too. Uh, John D, John Daly and Tiger Woods may possibly have roles in the new movie. Adam Sandler is totally all for it. It's just like he says, they have to talk with each other, talk with the representation.
Speaker: and nail it down. I think, honestly, let's be honest, Happy Gilmore was the unofficial biography of John Daly. There's a lot of similarities, I wouldn't say the unofficial, but a lot of similarities between Happy and John.
Speaker: I think I think I think Tiger Woods is just a bit unnecessary. I feel like John Daly should have been in the first Tiger Woods. I'm kind of surprised or not Tiger Woods happy. You know what they say in golf. If you can't play act, it's it's really simple. As much as I love as much as I love Tiger Woods, he's he may or may not have lost his touch just a little bit. It's not like he lost his touch after you know his wife came after him for cheating on her.
Speaker: Uh, no, that's not where he really lost his touch. We really lost his touch was after his fucking, uh, back surgery. Yeah. Well, that's because of the car crash that he had because his wife chased after him. He's still playing pretty, pretty really well though. Oh, he's playing good. Oh yeah. He's not to his form that he was. Well, I mean, he's not the artist that we were, that we all know and love. That also happens with age. I mean, or, uh, John Daly, you know,
Speaker: having a lot of problems, but, uh, but, uh, you know, uh, a little, a little unknown fact about John Daly, which as might not know, he's actually, um, a part of my clan. He says watching it. I wouldn't use the word clan in this show. Especially when the honors around he's like,
Speaker: Village listen everyone on this show is white and Rockley is nowhere to be seen I Said this multiple times. I feel like every part of us has a John Daly spirit animal in them Like Glick is the John Daly. That's the alcoholic I'm the depressed one Connor's though that's what keeps coming back and Jeff is just the one that's gonna sit there and eat a bunch of fucking Twinkies
Speaker: Well, actually, no, me and Connor both could be the depressed ones. So then we're out one. See, the thing is, just because I don't drink on the show doesn't mean I don't drink. You do drink on the show. Occasionally. Very, very. You got a bottle of proper right in front of you. I was going to say, what's your definition of potential? It's an empty bottle of proper. Yeah. What's your definition of potential? Yeah, and that tells me you don't drink. That really does. I don't drink on the show very often.
Speaker: uh compared to compared to somebody in the top left corner who drinks on the show every single time every single night not every single show well i mean i mean you know how you can count on one on one hand how many times you've missed the show i can count on one hand how many times you haven't drank on the show i may not have been the reason behind one of those happening when he didn't want to drink on the show oh no there's been there's been several shows i didn't drink who just didn't feel like it
Speaker: Not even one beer. Not even one beer. Liar. Liar. I'm going back through all 500 episodes tonight. It's good luck with that. Because those first like... I'm gonna count. Because those first like 450 were terrible. Yeah, I think that'd be pretty cool if Daley's in Happy Gilmore, especially like, you know, with the recent news like we talked about last week.
Speaker: You know, he just got the phone calls said, hey, can you be at this course in three hours because you're in. Max. And and he showed up for the PGA tour. I don't know anything about golf. I'll be 100 % honest with you guys. I know we have a big I actually there's a we have near your field. Yeah.
Speaker: We have Muirfield here in Ohio, which is they do the big PGA thing for is it Memorial Day, Connor? The Memorial Day tournament. Yeah. And I know that there's one one of the guys is from the area. The cool. Jack Nicholson, Jack Nichols. Nick Jack Nicholson. I was I was waiting on that joke.
Speaker: Oh my god. I feel like 12 energy drinks. There's another Ohio native that's going to be on one of our shows coming up soon. No, not you, jackass. You're already on the show, you jackass. Yeah, well, you're a soulless ginger fuck, you jackass. Speaking of sports, I'm not spoiling anything because you already got the studio set up.
Speaker: Jackasses uh limos limo's own Al Snow will be uh joining Mark and Brian. Mark, Brian for the love of not Mark, Brian for the love of god do your research. It's not that hard. Wikipedia is not your friend on it. Or I'm gonna send Al Snow down to your house to give you a little head if you know what I mean.
Speaker: Oh, well, I'm suck my dick now. See, I got to look up Al Snow and see if that would be OK. He's I'm happy for the guys. I'm excited for the guys. I know they're excited as a wrestling fan. I think that'll be really cool. I'm getting to get to sit down and hang out with with Al for a little bit. And then they'll bring up something interesting and I'll be like, hey, oh, by the way, you know, I host a men's mental health show.
Speaker: Damn, he's old. He's 60. Good Lord. He started out in ECW. He did a couple of... Yeah, he did. He was in the independent scenes way before ECW. He had a whole ass career. He looks like he would give it to his head. Or WWF. And that's the thing with El Snow. They didn't know how to even...
Speaker: work with him in WWF until he had the gimmick of I want head. Yeah. And we'll let the guys dive into that in a couple of weeks. I think that's coming up. Yeah. That's next week. Next to that. I do that. Is this anything else exciting? I'm doing a Tuesday show genius. Oh, weird. And what's Jeff going to do? Masturbate in the corner and crack.
Speaker: and then masturbate again, and then follow up with more tears. Who could tell me no? All right, but in the NHL news, the Dallas Stars will be playing against the Edmonton Oilers. Game one will actually be tomorrow at 7 .30 PM. What round is it? We got conference finals. So one step away from the... It's the semi -finals.
Speaker: Oh, they're not. They're not. They're not. They're not to the Stanley Cup shit. No, one more round. This is the last round before. And then in the Eastern Conference, the New York Rangers are going to play against the Florida Panthers. And game one is actually tonight at 7 p .m. So it's probably already started. Never thought I'd say this, but I think I'm going to root for the Florida Panthers.
Speaker: And then over in the NBA playoffs, like that fucking, that Denver game against the Timberwolves shocked the hell out of me. Actually watched it. Um, had no faith in my own Minnesota Timberwolves. Uh, they came back and demolished the Denver Nuggets. So they're playing, they're actually playing at seven 30 tonight against the Dallas Mavericks.
Speaker: game one of the conference finals between them, the number three seed Minnesota Timberwolves in their fucking run of luck versus the number five seed Dallas Mavericks. Boston is leading a game, I had game one I'm sure probably yesterday, against the Indiana Pacers and game two will actually be tomorrow night at 7 p .m.
Speaker: Let's go. That one actually went to double overtime last night. If I remember correctly, that was, uh, yeah, it was, that was a pretty hard game. Damn. I'm not 100 on that, but there, there was the Celtics this year have just been frigging gangbusters. Yeah. I went into, it went into OT. Doesn't say it was double overtime or just, uh,
Speaker: And for all you UFC fans, Anderson Silva will box, uh, cell. Thank you. In June on the same fight card as the Conor McGregor comeback, a ruevederci, as they all say. I didn't do that right. Come on, buddy.
Speaker: I think that's interesting. I think this is going to be the third time that uh that uh that Silva and Sunin match up um they've each won a match or they've each won a fight against each other. No, it's kind of weird that it's so silver beat them both times. Sunin was winning that first fight but Silva, Silva's always had problems against pure wrestlers and Sunin's wrestling is like definitely top notch. He's one of the best.
Speaker: He was, but he also has, and the funny part is he was going against somebody that is a black belt in Brazilian jiu -jitsu. His jiu -jitsu was like the perfect all -around fighter. Like he could do all of it. But you had a match where one guy has problems against wrestlers, pure wrestlers. You have another guy that most of his fights he would lose by submission.
Speaker: And Sunin was the first fighter to take Silva in the UFC, was the first fighter to take Silva all the way to the end. And literally, I think it was, there was a minute left, and Silva was able to slap on a triangle, put Sunin out. Really? The second fight didn't go nearly as long. Silva went in there and absolutely destroyed him.
Speaker: I mean, he landed a knee to the chest and it was pretty, you know, it was academic at that point. But Sunin did what a lot of fighters do and tried to change his game mid fight and kind of get backfired on him. Yeah, that'll bite you in the ass. We are getting close to the bite of the non -century Tyson Paul. And you brought up the elephant in the room when it comes to sports.
Speaker: Can you imagine how many people are betting against Tyson in this? And Tyson just lands one good punch on Paul and he's done.
Speaker: Have you seen Tyson and Paul's both their fucking training videos? Tyson Tyson isn't fucking taking this like as a joke and Jake Paul is like dancing in this fucking shit and all that it's like I
Speaker: honestly, Paul's a YouTuber. Him and his brother Logan are both been YouTubers since their Disney days. Yeah. So, I would not hold it past him to put out, you know, the proverbial smoke and mirrors and you know, okay, this, you know, I'm gonna to try it because I mean, Tyson is gonna be the superior fighter regardless. Even at 50, he will be 58 at the time of the fight. Yeah.
Speaker: Logan Paul, or I'm sorry, Jake, well, both box, but Jake Paul, I have never been impressed by any things. And when he finally did take on Fury's, was it his brother or, yeah, it's his brother, Tommy Fury, an actual contender. He looked like a joke. He really did. I mean, he was just flailing his punches and he ended up losing that fight against somebody that's not even ranked himself, would be considered in boxing terms, a soup can.
Speaker: Yeah. So I honestly see this fight going down. I think Jake Paul is going to win, honestly. And I think the whole fight is going to be more, it's going to look like an exhibition fight, really. It's going to, it's going to be reminiscent of Tyson and Jones Jr. Yeah. Which I was super stoked for that fight. Jones Jr. did not want to fight. He really didn't.
Speaker: He literally did that for the payday and you could tell Tyson went in there to actually fight. Well, and that's the thing, you know, Tyson, what originally when this fight first got announced, it was like.
Speaker: It was pretty much, oh, it's going to be one of those. They'll run around the ring together and, you know, Logan or Jake's going to get a few shots and Tyson's going to get a few shots. And when he's going to deliver that knockout, he's going to hit them, but then make sure that he bounces off the rope and goes and lands and Tyson shoulder and go, okay, it's time to go to sleep. It's okay. You're all right. We'll just, we'll wait for the bell type thing, like, uh, uh,
Speaker: Mayweather did. But then once Texas was like, no, this is fucking legitimate. I don't know. I still don't say Tyson loses this unless he has a heart attack. Well, bear in mind, was it not his last fight? He actually quit on the stool, which Tyson, no one would ever see that happening.
Speaker: And he finally said, I retire, you know, I just can't do it anymore. It's an embarrassment to the sport. It's disrespectful to the sport. He said, I'm just, I'm done. He literally quit in his corner while sitting on his stool. So I got a cut, you know, with age, the age difference and the fact that it is, you know, it is well known that Tyson has had some health issues as of late.
Speaker: Well, that's why the rounds are gonna be 15 rounds. I also go back to Logan taking on Mayweather. And the controversy in that was that one clean shot that Mayweather truly did land and they still debate it. It honestly looked like Mayweather was holding him up because he landed it. You could see Logan stumble and Mayweather immediately tied up.
Speaker: But it wasn't exactly a high tie up like most boxers do. It was one of those like he was hugging him. It literally did look like he was holding them up. So I don't know when you got it. And that's the sad part about like the Jake Paul fights and everything like that. At the end of the day, they've all been they've all been money grips. I mean,
Speaker: what's his nuts came out after the fight and flat out said, yeah, I took a dive. Uh, I can't think of his name. I think they might've fought twice. Tyrone Woodley. Yeah. He flat out said, yeah, I took a dive. It was for the money. Well, every one of those, every one of the Paul fights have been against, there's always been like a little astrophy side. There's been something weird. The only one was when he took on Robinson.
Speaker: during the Tyson Jones fight. And Jake Paul, I mean, everybody kept saying that Robinson, he's been training in boxing. Anybody that watched that fight knows that that man never trained in boxing. I mean, he was literally, like he was windmilling his punches. Every punch was thrown with pure power. There was no setup, he didn't dance, he just,
Speaker: He went in there like it was going to be a slugfest and got knocked out. But after that, then came Tyrone Woodley. I felt he won that first fight. But coincidentally, like most of the people that fund these fights are Jake Paul supporters. They're a part of his, you know, his company.
Speaker: you know, his brand, they're, they're the ones floating most of these bills. And again, I mean, I'm not 100 on all that, but this is just, you know, what I've been able to gather, you know, and looking up a lot of these things. I don't like the fact that Tyson's going in there. You know, I grew up there and when he was iron might kid dynamite. Yeah. So I remember, I remember my parents
Speaker: us having parties and getting that pay -per -view, you know, spending the 50 bucks or whatever it was to get that pay -per -view for Tyson to kill somebody in eight seconds. I think if we see a glimmer of the old Tyson, that old bulldog that just rushes in and gets inside of somebody, I think he's going to kill Jake. I think he's going to absolutely kill Jake. All it's going to take is one punch and he's going to get that mindset again.
Speaker: I honestly would love to see Tyson go in there and embarrass this kid. Oh, that's what I really do. I would love to see him come in there and say, OK, you know, to you, this has been a big joke. Ha ha, we've had some laughs, you know, and then go in there and show him that he's got that one last, you know, Rocky Balboa moment. Yeah. That, to me, would sell them. I think the money would go through the roof at that point.
Speaker: And I don't see that happening because that would absolutely destroy Jake Paul's credibility. Well, I mean, I hate to say it, his credibility and telling that has been destroyed a lot. The fact that he has actually fought an actual, yeah, certified boxer. Well, he did fight. Did he fight? He fought Tommy. Tommy. That's his only legitimate boxer that he's fought. And he lost.
Speaker: You look like a joke that entire fight. If you really want me to start rooting for like either one of the Paul brothers, put Logan in there against Jake. Brother versus brother, you want a true payday? Put those two together. They've been taking jazz with each other for the longest time now. They're pissed off at each other. They don't like each other. And why not have the very first ever brother versus brother match? They tried that in UFC. They wanted to put Shamrock in there against Frank Shamrock.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. And that fight never happened. I think, I think Logan, Logan is, uh, you know, as much as I don't want to give these, these kids too much credit, I think Logan is doing a phenomenal job in the WWE. I think, uh, you know, I, when he first showed up, I thought this was going to be a joke for him as a WWE fan. I thought it was going to be, he wasn't going to take it serious and it was just going to be another one of those promo bullshit.
Speaker: and just be a joke and make light of the WWE or whatever. But I gotta give the kid props. He's taken it serious. He's great on the mic. He's a great heel. And when he gets in the ring, he performs, man. He's a highlight. I tell you what, he ranks me up in with Ricochet when it comes to like the aerial. I think those two really, I've been in and out of WWE now for a minute. I'm not a fan of.
Speaker: I don't know. I'd like to see Triple H now that he's kind of, you know, it's getting **** better. It's I want to see it kind of go back to that attitude era kind of bring back, you know, and I'm an old school guy. Yeah. So, I mean, I think they sound like my dad to my kid but I'm constantly saying, Carter, you missed out on an amazing. You missed out on the I remember the Monday
Speaker: And WCW, I actually did jump ship, I left WWF and started watching WCW, knew all the wrestlers, because everybody wanted to see what they do next. They knew when Diamond Dallas Page was going against Hogan for the title, that somehow, someway, he's gonna come down to the end, he's gonna hit the diamond cutter, and then before you knew it, here comes the NWO in some way, shape, or form.
Speaker: Now it's just kind of like, I think they ran the bloodline story, you know, that the whole Roman reigns run too long. Just like doing there. I think they ran not too long. And he's got, I mean, the way these guys wrestle nowadays, unless there are high pliers, LA Knight to me is like the closest thing to what the attitude era type wrestler, you know, but when you really think about it, you still have Randy Orton,
Speaker: Um, I think I've just seen something where, uh, uh, uh, the dudes from West Virginia, um, Matt Hardy. No, no, he's North Carolina. Um, well, he, he's a big name and I can't think of it. He just took on Ellie night. Oh, AJ Styles. AJ Styles. Yeah. I think I've seen something where he's announcing his retirement.
Speaker: This is gonna be his last run. And all the best wrestlers are in their late 30s, early 40s. These guys that cut their teeth further back. NXT is not fun for me to watch. I've tried it a couple times. I'm just - I still follow it. My son's getting into it real big. So of course we watch it together when we can and
Speaker: But, uh, I think, I think Jarvis said, you know, like Jarvis said, it's, it's starting to come back around with Triple H being in charge and stuff starting to come back. And they're taking the whole nice thing about what TKO when they bought the company, they pretty much said, we're taking you out of sports entertainment. Yes. We know wrestling is choreographed. It's, you know, who's going to win, but they said,
Speaker: we're going to position you as kind of a real company. And the only reason why Vince McMahon wanted to be sports entertainment is because he found a loophole in not paying the commission, wrestling commission and the taxes where TKO, which also runs and owns UFC are now trying to make the WWE legitimate. And Triple H has come out many times and said, you know what?
Speaker: It may not be right away, but there, and we're never going to get an attitude error again. That company would immediately be hit with lawsuits so hard that it's not even funny. But I think we're going to get away from the whole kiddie program that we were subject to for many years. You know what? It may not be. There we go.
Speaker: Sorry about that. I got messages. People are wanting to check this out and my phone is connected. The light above my head is actually a Bluetooth. Okay. So because I had the speaker on on this. So I apologize to that. But no, like Sting, he just retired and he had a phenomenal match until Tony Khan had to ruin it. But
Speaker: And I mean, we got CM Punk back, which that DLC for WWE 2K24 just came out. We'll see how quickly that gets old. And now college football is coming back to video games. So let's go. Yes. I am ready. July fucking 19th, unless you pre -order it and you get it three days earlier. I will be on the train of the pre -order.
Speaker: Oh, hey, don't worry, Glick. Since you can have your friends play against each other, I may not be able to play you in Madden. I'll play you in college football, brother. I'll wait a month or two until it comes out for free on the Game Pass, because it is an EA game, and it'll be free on the Game Pass. Oh, wow. That's a good point. If I play you on Madden or if I play you on NCAA, it's going to be the same result. Uh -huh, sure. Ass whoops central. Uh -huh.
Speaker: I do love, I do love, I did love that they are bringing back where you can create teams again. That is awesome. And a lot of people are kind of bitching about that ESPN doesn't have, they don't have ESPN's licensing and I'm like, that's a good thing.
Speaker: because now ESPN doesn't have their fingers in it like kinda like EA and the NFL does with Matt. So it should be an interesting game.
Speaker: Yeah, it'll be fun. I hope they keep the, oh geez, what is it? The road to the... Dude, they are. They're bringing Road to Glory back. They're bringing Dynasty Mode back. You knew Ultimate Team was coming back. Road to Glory was my favorite part of... And you start out in high school. I don't know if you're starting out as a freshman or a senior. I think they should do it as a senior.
Speaker: Yeah, because I don't want to spend so much time trying to get through four years of high school and I'll show you the trailer I'll send you that stuff because once they dude and that fucking trailer was so fucking fire when they had Welcome to the jungle by Guns N Roses playing. I'm like I haven't seen it yet Even like in
Speaker: 14. I remember you could had, you could create a player. Yeah. He started out in high school. I think it was your junior year or something like that. You played it. You played a couple of seasons in high school. You got to create your high school and all that stuff. And then you go through, but the cool thing about it was, and I hope they still do this, uh, which I don't see why they wouldn't is then when the new Madden came out that year, you could take your college player.
Speaker: Enter them into the draft on on the Madden game If you pay if you you can actually bundle both the college game and Madden this year's Madden for 150 bucks I'm wondering if we're not getting that if it's not this year next year or maybe maybe I
Speaker: Madden is like, hey, we need to joke on this and fucking get this college going.
Speaker: save your money. If you have an Xbox, if you have the ultimate game pass because Madden comes out in October and then in December, wait, wait for that with Madden. I get that. But the college game by the college game, it's not going to, it's not going to change. It's not going to change anything. If you wait two months or, you know, you know, to, to get it free. I mean, I'm just saying save your money. People spend the $16 a month and get the ultimate game pass and get the game for free. Plus Jarvis, you're going to need this extra couple of months to practice.
Speaker: Okay Minnesota bandits bitch I'll show you bandit ball the Minnesota bandits yeah I might create a college team bandits
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Are you really garbage? Yeah, I love baseball. I'm looking forward to I'm looking forward to this year. Baseball, hockey and football. Like I said, football on the Browns and you guys all know that I'm. Sad baseball baseball. I'm a Reds fan and I like the Indians too. I mean, that's the nice thing about one beat in the American. Don't you mean the Guardians? Shut the fuck up. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.
Speaker: to the Redskins
Speaker: Rumors. Yeah, I talked about that several months. Their head coach actually came out and on live TV during a press conference and was actually wearing a shirt that had the red skins. Not like the feathers. Native American something guardian advocacy or something like that.
Speaker: several months back, like late last year. I talked about on the show, Brian came up and him and I talked about it one night when Tony was supposed to be here and didn't show up. And we talked about it that they put, they sent out a letter saying that as far as the Native American goers and indigenous people go, they were never offended by it. They were actually honored by it and that they demanded that the Washington
Speaker: Commanders changed the name back. Honestly, if there was a professional team that was offensive, it was probably the Cleveland Indians. I mean, their mascot was Chief Wahoo. All right. Have you not seen Major League? Chief Wahoo has not been there after years. Calm down. Yeah, Chief Wahoo wasn't that bad. And for all you players, go ahead.
Speaker: Cameron, if you're offended, feel free to call our HR department. It's 1 -800 -FUCK -YOUR -FEELINGS. You can also email our HR department at nonsensicalnetworknobodygivesafuck at gmail .com and you can call them word. You may get an email back with a with a with a click of a picture with a picture of Glick giving you the finger. But I mean,
Speaker: Which is punishment or not, if I mean, come on. I suck at MLB the show, but I play. I'll play. I actually have the game downloaded. I fucking I love playing the show. I do their their road to the show. Yeah, it's so fun. So fun. You learn how to play. Oh, and the new arena.
Speaker: football league is already in trouble. And I don't even think they've even like played that many games. Yeah, there is a new arena football league. We used to have the Columbus Cyclones. Something like that. Columbus Destroyers. That's what it was. Yeah. Columbus had a had a fucking arena football team. We went to their one of their games. Calm down there. My ears fucking fled.
Speaker: Are you okay? What's wrong with being gay? Yeah, what's wrong with being gay? You actually had a person on your show that was, you know, I was like, you're jealous, Brian. Yeah. You're jealous.
Speaker: But no, I, I, I was shocked that they had another arena football league sense, you know, Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I knew that Antonio Brown owned it. Yeah. Or in his mind, he owned a team. I don't really know what the hell happened in that situation. He played on that team too, but you know, Hey, I'm Antonio Brown. I play on a team that you own.
Speaker: They like repossessed the team from him because like he's like I own the team and then the next day they're like Yeah, you don't know the team or get the fuck out of here. Yeah Any of the fucking league fees or any of that shit like and and once Spoiler, there may be a sports show in the coming future Maybe on Sundays for all you people that don't watch
Speaker: from the brilliant mind of Jerry Vichy. Dude, Jerry Vichy sports talk, just saying. We can come up with a better name than that. There will also be another sports show on Sundays as well. But it will only cover football and fantasy football. There will be a kind of football season. The only covers NFL and fantasy.
Speaker: Well, I mean, mine's covering college, uh, NFL, USFL, Canadian football, if I'm, you know, not tired about tired from all the other Canadian football, just so you know. Why? Because nobody cares about Canadian football. Okay. Okay. It's been around for how long, but yet, you know, the NFL has been losing their ass. It has been around for how long and still nobody cares about Canada.
Speaker: I don't know about that. But no, we'll talk more about it. Don't get your mousse all up in a chizzy. Don't get your knickers in a chizzy. Calm down there. Calm down there. No, no, no. I just want to do it. I'll probably touch a little bit on college football. I'm just going to do NFL and fantasy football on Sunday. What are you touching? Don't worry about it. You, if you don't stop.
Speaker: been touching that fucking crippled. Hey. All right. I think it's break time here. With the way he with the way he. He's going to talk around and break something. Listen, I've got a whole apparatus set up in my room for that, OK? No way. My legs kind of ain't been able to feel your legs for two years, buddy. Oh, yes.
Speaker: Yeah, Connor's crippled. He's paralyzed. Are you in yet? Yes. Can you not feel it? No, I can't feel anything below my waist. Thank you. Thanks for reminding me, dickhead. Maybe it's Maybelline. Maybe I don't give a fuck. Why? Why would we create a fantasy? I can also have advantage in that. Yes, I was going to bring that up as we got closer to it. There was already a there was already a nonsensical nonsense league last year.
Speaker: Oh, I don't know. Yes, Brian, let's give him more advantage of, hey, you know, I can create another belt and fucking rub it in everyone's faces. I actually, I actually, I actually came in. I actually came in second place in the nonsensical nonsense league last year. Wow. That's a shock who came in first. We had, we had a, we had a, we had a few random fans that joined the league last year. It was kind of last minute thing, but Jeff got involved. Jeff did. All right. Brian was here. He sucked. Um,
Speaker: Okay. Um, but, uh, yeah, I came in second place. So I was thinking about doing a network league, but, uh, anyways, we can take a real quick break. It'll be a short one.
Speaker: Let's give my, uh, let me give my friends over there at the Southern outlaws band. Uh, some love tonight. Also want to shout out Southern outlaws band. Good luck down in Mississippi this week. I think they believe tonight or tomorrow or they're performing tomorrow. They might've already left. When do they go down there? Southern outlaws band.
Speaker: Jesus Christ waiting on you to pick his song. It's like waiting on the **** grass. I'm looking for something here. You jackass. Oh no, don't worry. Take your time. Nobody's waiting on you. Okay, here we go. So, they will be performing at the eighth annual Mississippi Music Awards tomorrow night. So, they're already down there in Mississippi. Southern Outlaws
Speaker: you
Speaker: Yes.
Speaker: It's good for the soul.
Speaker: It's good for the soul
Speaker: Amen to that. Good friends, good music and good whiskey. It's good for the soul. Good luck down in Mississippi tomorrow night, gentlemen. Hopefully you guys put out a hell of a show. Welcome back to what the fuck news. See if we can get some order around here. All right.
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Speaker: We're a little all over the place. Potter's in the building. P .J. Phil. Superstar DJ extraordinaire. Also known as Bill. So how can I pull up like who's all on here? Is there like a list I could be looking up? Because some of these comments like are coming through so damn well. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Oh, there's.
Speaker: Emily's in the building. You should be able to see comments. I see the comments. Yeah, they're not necessarily. I don't know. It doesn't tell us who all is in here. I can see who likes it on Facebook. That's new. Oh, that's cool. That's been going on. What's going on? But I was just getting ready to talk to Connor, but apparently
Speaker: Connor has more important things to do uh Now welcome to what the fuck news. We are your number one source and news that makes you go. What the fuck is even going on today? Connor you got anything for us today, buddy? I've got a few things for you. I've got a few things for you
Speaker: Well, I'll be honest. I'm kind of trying to debate what I'm starting with here. But we'll start with the less fun news and the more interesting for me. You know, Rock Lee is not here tonight or climate Tete. So somebody's got to cover something on weather. And I thought I'd step in and fill those shoes real quick. We may have noticed this year, there's been a slight uptick in tornadoes.
Speaker: I feel like the sirens are going off every other day here. Holy shit Right there all the fucking time. So I did a little bit of research on that this year so far as of May 22nd 2024 there have been a total of seven hundred and nine tornadoes in the United States on Now the United States average is right at Right around fourteen hundred tornadoes
Speaker: or right around 1200 tornadoes. And the most tornadoes reported in history for the United States was back in 2008, I believe, with 1817. So not that we're on track to have a record year for that or that we should be shooting for that.
Speaker: But we are definitely on track to be above average for tornadoes. And I just sort of thought that was interesting. We've had 22 deaths. Oh, shit, yeah. 22 deaths. And it's only May. So if you guys can see it, doesn't the season end? Usually around June anyway. June, July. So I mean. So yeah, usually the uptick happens right around now.
Speaker: Usually the uptick, uptick happens between April and June or April and July when the cold weather starts to move out and the really warm weather starts to move in. You have those two combinations of weather coming together and they like to create for Texas or vortices. They said they were, I was listening about the only thing I watched the news for anymore these days is weather.
Speaker: Um, and usually it's just because it kicks on when I go, when I turn the cable on. But, um, I think I said the other day that, uh, Ohio this year, this year from compared to last year at the same time has already doubled their tornadoes from, from this year, last year and this year.
Speaker: So in Ohio is actually, uh, as of April, I couldn't find a up -to -date statistic, but as of mid April, Ohio was leading the United States in confirmed tornadoes with like 50 something, which is twice the average for the, for Ohio. So yeah, they're, they're doing, they're doing good. You guys are doing good there in Ohio. Keep it up.
Speaker: You know, we're a little bit since one of the comments was asking Savannah, I'm drinking soda for the most part and kind of jacking on the proper twelve. Sorry, guys. It's a little bit of most whiskey. Yeah, I know where the tornadoes haven't touched down and the champs neighborhood because the last time there was a tornado, the champ went out there and scared that nadir off. Well, we know.
Speaker: where the fuck is everyone dude i swear to god if i get a fucking snapchat from nikki and it's glit kicking open the door and going like where the fuck is everyone at i'm literally gonna take my phone and i'm gonna throw it out the fucking window glit can you make one of those videos so that he can do that
Speaker: The next time, the next time we have tornadoes, sirens and storms and stuff, I'm going to go out there and just, uh, I'm going to go out there and porky pig it and just to teach like a button up shirt. I could see, uh, I could see Glick be like, Hey, Bill Paxton moment. Throws a fucking thing of empty whiskey. I'm going full on Patrick Swayze. Piscos bill.
Speaker: Come on, come on, don't leave me hanging here. You guys have seen Tall Tales from Disney? No. Nope. I don't watch. Really? God. I'm not tracking. I got you back on that one, brother. He's never... Thank you. He wrote a wild tornado, man. Or as Chris LaDue once said, you'll ride a wild tornado before you touch this old cowboy's hat. You guys understand that? Yeah, I've heard that song.
Speaker: I've never uttered that phrase in my life unless I was singing that song and I used to wear a cowboy hat on a daily basis.
Speaker: Especially back in the 80s when urban cowboy was a big I would however remind I would have. I would however, remind. You know the ladies of the cowboy of the of the hat rule of the hat rule. And if you wear it off and put it on. I'm taking you home. Yep. That word like. Or like Joe Connor once said you can leave your hat on.
Speaker: That worked about 0 % of the time, by the way. That's not what I figured. Nine times out of 10, I lost my hat. Went home alone, so. Well, you know, Glick, there was a wise singer once that said you can leave your hat on. Leave my boots on, too. Plus, you're not supposed to hang your hat up at Kitty's place.
Speaker: That's why all my exes live in Texas. Yeah, you wish. You should have been a cowboy, Glick. You shouldn't kiss me like this unless you mean it like that. Cowboys. I've got some red solo cups downstairs. Why did you have to take the night off? There's memes here. Red solo cups courtesy of the red, white, and blue.
Speaker: Listen, I used to get, I used to get shit on a lot in high school, but how do you like me now, ladies and gentlemen? Good God. Now that I'm on my way. What do you mean? You still think I'm crazy? Is that here today? Yeah, it wasn't there. It was. But I'm a good one. You see how easy it is to distract nonsensical Biden. Wow. Come back.
Speaker: What else you got for me? I fell down last week. What? Hey, Connor. Who's bed has your boots been under, buddy? Who's bed? Happy boots, man. Oh my god. Why do you do that? Dude, don't get me started on Shania, bro. Don't get me started. She looks at Connor and she goes, that don't impress me much. That don't impress me much. I would laugh my ass off if she ever sang that song and she's like,
Speaker: Who do you think you are? He is like a woman. So you think you're Glick? I work with it. I work with it. You started the shit, Glick. You started the shit. I tried to end it. You tried to end it. You failed. You can try and end it, but we live up to the nonsensical, nonsense name. So everybody here knows what killer bees are, right? Wasn't that like a tag team back in the 80s?
Speaker: Anyway, apparently they have them in England. I didn't know this was a thing, but a team of microbiologists at the Cardiff University in Wales have developed a new way to get buzzed. Beer made using the extract from killer bees. Wow.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: poison you. That's they they literally sting you to death. That's why they're killer because they attack. So what are they extracting from like semen? I don't know. Oh, that was gross.
Speaker: I mean, I'm with you, Blaze. I'm right there with you, but I'm just I want to know what they're extracting. I mean, it is fucking England. So, I mean, are they taking the fucking stinger part of it out or? Yeah, I don't know. OK, OK. So this is what it says when working on a project in Namibia, Namibia, Namibia, Namibia, Namibia, whatever you want to call it. None of us are going to correct you. We don't know. Namibia.
Speaker: uh they were able to isolate brewers yeast from killer bees that had died naturally what how the fuck do they um yeah i i got more questions on this so essentially they're using killer bees as the live yeast evidently england's figuring out a new way to kill more civilians than covet am i right okay
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Rubbing alcohol is for outside booboos drinking alcohol inside booboos. Using these rubbing alcohol for both. You just have to be careful. In today's BBC News, England has found another reason to be what the fuck. Let's use killer bees and put them in alcohol. Oh my God.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: don't put it in the beer. Yeah. Elon Musk, a hero or a **** A hero. Um yes. or a **** I mean, I don't know what a **** is. I I'm on my side because he straight up told Zuckerberg he wanted to fight
Speaker: I don't know how people could be against Elon Musk. Oh wait, is it because of your itch? Is it because of what? Is that why we're calling him a shill? I mean, there's a lot more billionaires out there. Who cares about Elon Musk? I have no idea what you even just said. And I don't know what a shill is.
Speaker: Uh, in other, in other news, I was just getting ready to say killer B was 10 minutes ago. And other news, Chris, Chris Glick made the news, uh, today with, he's now six foot four. He is the tallest steer in the world. Good jobs. Good job, buddy. Did Brian write that joke for you? No, I found it.
Speaker: Cause cause that, that just. Six foot four, six foot four inch steer officially the tallest steer in the world. I just feel like that's a big ass motherfucking cow. Genre of what? And what do we say? What? Music, movies, porn stars. Girl on girl is my go -to, but you know. Well, we know, we know Glitz is Sasquatch fucking.
Speaker: So like from the top of the steers head to the ground or yes. So I either either from the head to the ground or shit. I lost it. Hang on. Or it's from his shoulder to the ground. Hang on.
Speaker: That's the funny part about Savannah. She's probably one of the sweetest girls you guys will ever meet. And that was probably the most innocent of questions and everybody jumped all over that. I mean, like you, the definition of sweetheart says Savannah underneath. So are you actually. It doesn't say how he was measured. So I don't give a fuck. My assumption is, is from the head to the ground, but you know,
Speaker: That's not on, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, that's all I got. That's all I got. I didn't know if she was talking about music or what, anything. I just assume foreign when you say - I can honestly say she probably meant music because she's one of the ones, I met her, wow, DJ, her, her fiance and a whole other group.
Speaker: outside of the Mustang, you know, like I try and tell Nikki, there is life outside of the Mustang. It's fucking weird. Oh, there's not. Are you trying to let us feel mad? Because it's not working. The face like that, dude, you feel bad enough. So honestly, honestly, you should see my body. It's even worse. Yeah, just don't walk. You got magic legs, Lieutenant Dan.
Speaker: Yeah. Lieutenant Connor, you ain't got no legs. No, you're you're good, Savannah. See, she laughed. She laughed. It's okay. Yeah. We're not all dicks like. Oh, so that's the line. I asked if it was music. You were the three stooges. Everybody else ran right to porn. Yes. You two and blazing in the
Speaker: I asked music, movies, porn, video games, I don't know. Music, country, personally. Jarvis knows the most about porn than anywhere in the pan. No, I don't. In the network. Honestly, I listen to a lot of everything. I'm all over the place. I love the 80s. I love 90s alternative.
Speaker: Um, you know, I have my quote unquote gay music. I like boy bands. I love share Whitney Houston. Uh, Madonna stuff like, Oh, that's your closet music all day. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm all, um, yeah, I'm all over the place. I don't really, I don't really have, I listened to everything. Uh, you know, uh, one's it.
Speaker: I've come on here that after I posted on my, I posted on both my DJ site and my actual Facebook page. It's just to be clear, this, this was all about music. This is actually kind of my delving into the podcasting world. And I know my buddy Glick here has been doing it for some time. So I'm just kind of,
Speaker: I got an open opportunity tonight by pure chance. You said you said normally you don't you don't do guests and it just so happened that tonight there was a open seat at the table. Yeah, I don't bomb this too bad, but this is going to be hopefully another side hustle on top of my side hustle.
Speaker: Yeah, typically on Wednesday nights, we don't bring a guest up. We do on Saturday nights, we do an open door challenge. And then, you know, on Mondays, we do a men's mental health show. Um, and then if guys want to come up, we always encourage them and, and, and, and, you know, to come up and hang out with us and chitchat and they want to share their story or.
Speaker: share anything personal. They're they're more welcome to or they can just jump right into the conversation. Saturdays is the open door challenge. Saturday nights is fucking wild. Last the entire six hours that we are allotted. Yeah, Wednesdays we do this. Fridays, however, I do. Well, pull up, please. Can you swing? Can you swing?
Speaker: Fridays, I do have a music show. For the most part, I'm trying to focus on interviews and I'm slowly getting into that game. I'm starting to build a little bit of a reputation and a repertoire with artists that are now sharing other artists with me or telling other artists about me and telling them to come on the show and whatnot.
Speaker: And if I do have the rare occasion where I do anymore if I do the show without an interview I'm playing music and it's coming out of my fucking head something from Something that I like, you know, and it's usually genre specific whether it be 80s 90s country whatever for women's history month. I did two shows that were all just women who rock so like and then he had to do the Billy Joel show
Speaker: Yeah, no, I did not. I played one goddamn Billy Joel song. But I did like women who rock and I had like Tina Turner to share, you know, Madonna Jones. Just Pat Benatar show in a bathhouse.
Speaker: Yeah. Which is really cool. And then the part two of that show was of like newer acts like In This Moment, Hailstorm, and other, you know, Pink, Gwen Stefani, shit like that. But I had fun doing it. I mean, it's right out of my wheelhouse. It's right out of the music that I love, the music that I listen to. And just kind of hang out and have fun and listen to music for an hour or two. So
Speaker: There's a little bit of everything on here for everybody as far as the network goes. So, um, I know Bill has shown interest in doing podcasting and, and, and I told him that, you know, I could help him as much as I could. And, uh, even had a platform available that we could try to
Speaker: work around, you know, obviously at this point, we have seven days a week that are kind of locked in at a timeframe, but there's always timeframes available before or after shows. Let's be honest with you. There's only two people that I know of that frequent bath house. I figured that you would be a perfect co -host for that show or host. And I would be the co -host. He doesn't work out. He just walks around naked on towel.
Speaker: Speaking of music, I tell you what, that Richie Ramone the other night. Yeah. Oh, God. It was a good interview that had rocky moments. Nice. You saw me. I was searching for words. I was searching for words. I'll bring the towels.
Speaker: Or will I? It was a good show. It just had a couple of rocky points. I was kind of surprised he got almost annoyed when I asked because the man is a quote unquote legend in the industry. Obviously in the punk genre.
Speaker: And when I asked if he had anything left, you know, if he had stuff in the vault, he actually looked kind of pissed off a little bit and annoyed that that question even came. I don't have a vault. I don't, you know, so what you're telling me, you produced all your music and just released everything. You've got nothing in time. Yeah. I mean, like what we learned about like Prince when Prince passed away, I mean, Prince had
Speaker: Oh God. A billion songs. Michael Jackson had a ton of unreleased stuff, you know. All this, I mean, they had these two alone have enough music for the next 10 years to produce albums. After that, you know what I mean? Look at Tupac. I mean, the same thing. Biggie, same thing.
Speaker: Yeah, we just I didn't think that question was too obscene honestly, and he I Don't I don't think he took offense to it or got pissed off about it. I just think he probably didn't know what it meant by vol Which Who knows maybe does have stuff that's you know Hidden away somewhere I mean I Curcobain's greatest hit was click click boom
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: Dave fucking Grohl. The Dave Grohl is good but no. Nirvana for it's time was pretty good. Oh. And tell you that. Before it's time. Before it's time. After it's time. Any time. We get it. It's never gonna be good. You don't like Nirvana but here's the thing. Hey. There's people that do. Yeah and they suck. Okay. And I'm happy with that. That was neat. If you like Nirvana, you suck.
Speaker: as as as as uh as ricky bobbie once said if you listen to nirvana then fuck you and i quote you don't like america that's true blazin that's very very true well yeah his his meat nirvana touched on what teenagers were feeling back in the day in the 90s people who said that about nirvana and his voice of a generation are also the same people that say ed shearer is the guitarist of a generation calm down
Speaker: I will not die on that. Rolling Stone said that. Let's go. Let's go. Listen. Let's go list a bunch of Rolling Stone top 100s and see how much you want to gouge your **** eyes out. Rolling Stones is the worst **** music publication on the planet. You heard what I said. Rolling Stone **** and I'm not talking about the band because I love them. Oh, I was I thought you're talking about the Rolling Stones. I'm just talking about the
Speaker: that's why I said music publication magazine. How the Rolling Stones are still alive, I don't know. A, B, how they're still making babies. Another mystery that I'll never understand. Yeah, I feel like Mick Jagger should automatically have his unit cut off because that motherfucker. God damn, he's 95 years old and he should have been dead 115 years ago. That is the biggest mystery.
Speaker: Though, like Eddie Murphy did once say, you know, as long as you can sing, you could be the ugliest motherfucker and women would still fuck you. No, I love Rolling Stones, the band. That's a great band. I was talking about the magazine, the publication.
Speaker: Uncut super location because that is the biggest farce in music I've ever read in my life and they put out these top 100s to be like top 100 greatest rock songs of all time and number one is Simon and fucking Garfunkel Listen I like me some and your top 10 consists of
Speaker: I don't know if it's just a **** Rolling Stones magazine and that's what they do. I can't remember if it was Rolling Stone or Hit Parade to put out the top ten most influential heavy metal band that like influenced the actual genre of heavy metal. None of them would actually be heavy metal. The closest one was that
Speaker: The fuck was the name of that band? Kick out the jams, motherfucker. Yeah, just the song was Kick Out the Jams. If you give me just one second, I'll look that up. But they were the closest thing they had. It was a one hit wonder. After all. MC5. MC5 was it?
Speaker: MC five. Never heard. Yes. They were somewhat of a punk band. Yeah, but they're accredited as being one of the bands that help usher in heavy metal. Call. I don't know. I don't know. That's why I don't follow. I'm with Glick on that one. I mean, I don't I used to be a band of hit parade and the **** that they've come up with nowadays is just it's
Speaker: Well, that's like never heard of Vibe magazine. It's hip hop. It's hip hop. Oh, well, that's probably why.
Speaker: I mean, all these, all these magazines kind of rank right up here. Like sports illustrated. I mean, they, they talk about sports, but they talk more stories than they do anything else instead of actually giving information. That's Bob. Holy shit, Bob. Good to see you buddy. Rolling stones that I'm trying to get to number one here. Top 500 best rock songs or top 500 rock songs.
Speaker: They have Dionne Warwick at 51, walk on by. Dionne Warwick, she just screams rock. Well, I mean, they just put in Whatchamacallit in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I know that one well. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I've got every one of their albums, including The Unreleased.
Speaker: The wrong name to be my baby from 1963 is number 22. For rock bands, was this? Rock song. I want to meet some of these people that write these articles and kick them square right in the fucking brain. Teeth works. Now the teeth, the teeth is better. Like number 10. Here you go. Here you go. Number 10 outcast. Hey, y 'all.
Speaker: Really? It's not a fucking rock song. Really? Fucking stupid. Number nine. Number nine. I'll give him a pass on number nine. Fleetwood Mac Dreams. I'll give him a pass on that. Okay. Uh number eight. Missy Elliott. Get your free call. Not Rock. Well, the number seven. Number seven. The Beatles. Strawberry Fields Forever.
Speaker: What would you say, Bill? As I said, I wonder if they're putting into account like the get your freak on. There was actually a club mix where they sampled in ACDC's Black Back in Black. Which is a the the rift of that song is actually it'd be like the vodka of rock songs like it's so versatile and you can do a lot with it.
Speaker: So, I mean, maybe that's the only way I could justify them putting something like that on there. Okay. Nine lives. Cat's eye. Get out of the hole and what the one I'm on. Cause I'm back. God, I love that song. I'll blur that out. I'll blur that song no matter what. No matter what. Even if you're in church. Yeah. Cause I go to church.
Speaker: That'd be, that'd be great though. You just walking to church. That's what I was thinking of too. Great mindsink. He has no idea what you're referencing when you say John Cusack with a boom box or whatever. He wasn't even fucking born yet.
Speaker: I just can't remember. Bob, Bob, you chime in. Jesus Christ. You have to reference Night at the Roxbury because that's what he knows. That is still a good fucking movie. And anyone that hates Night at the Roxbury, go fart yourselves. Go fart yourselves. Wow. Go what myself? Fark. Really? How does one fart? Are you OK?
Speaker: Might have had a mild stroke. Sorry. Do we need to give you money? It's not the only one that drinks during the podcast obviously, so I don't drink Yeah, I've never seen Jarvis see that's not a red solo cup see I've seen you in red and I've seen you in yellow but only red Only you read will do for this fellow Sorry, it's green
Speaker: Hey, Blazin, you want to go fart off with me? You want to go fart each other? Meet me in the woods for some ass watching and farting. Hardcore farting. You know, are you sure you wanted to come on the show tonight? Blazin wants to come wherever he is.
Speaker: I feel bad like we're trying. We allow our first guest on here and the guests like I probably this is our first game on. And again, and again, I would like to reference Tony. That's our spot as we're romantically.
Speaker: Do you end up in the back of somebody's tractor trailer? You know, you know the reference Tony Stark and Iron Man, you know, as far as what you just said Jarvis about Bill coming on tonight. He's seen me do worse.
Speaker: I feel like when Glick dies one day, I feel like instead of a eulogy, it's gonna be everyone saying what their worst moment with Glick was. And it's just gonna be like a roast. And you're also talking about a guy who's been on the shows before, who showed up at Nikki's house down in PA.
Speaker: I was about half three sheets to the wind. He was about half three sheets to the wind. He just comes over and grabs a chair and sits down right beside me and Jeff and Tony didn't know what to do because it became the Glick and Bill show real bad. I'm part of the first person to ever shush you on your own show. This is true and get away with it. Oh, we do that all the time. It's just you click the remove button. When you say we mean you.
Speaker: What just happened? Are you sure you want to play this game again? Even Steven has admin privileges and he's done with them. I was going to say you forget what we we we almost said you're done. We almost sent poor West into a bad trip Saturday night. You're not even broken, Blaze.
Speaker: It's already been spoken and we started talking about music. We started talking when I go to Jarvis go Did you boot yourself out
Speaker: I think your microphone's not working too. I do have to say, I want to come for care. You won't do it. You won't do it. No balls. I like this whole pretty much vibe you guys got going on. You kind of want to look up this way and then look over here and do this whole. It took me a while to get used to learning that everything is mirrored. I think I'm looking at you and I'd be looking over there. You got to look over there. I actually got that from Brian.
Speaker: he's not. Yeah, Brian from talking to one night on a Saturday night show. He was doing that. He was literally talking to everybody and looking at him and we were high fiving and fist bumping each other. Call duty time. Oh, come on. I was almost done. No, there are too many words. I didn't. I don't want to touch my hands. Yeah, it'd be alright. I just watched it.
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: I was just trying to look some stuff up. I mean, you were saying earlier, you know, if I knew something or found something, the first thing I go to is like the stupid shit you see on Fox News and CNN and all that, you know, and I'm like, and then when he starts actually just giving you like basically stupid news. Yeah, that's exactly what you were saying.
Speaker: You know someone I had it's just kind of news that makes you go what the fuck is the fuck is wrong with people like Why are you thinking about my mother Alyssa I Think she was trying to think about Glick and then realized it was your mother and anyway, well first and foremost what
Speaker: what you what you didn't catch on to is once again, she was thinking about me and now she's thinking about me. Easy Glick. Easy Glick. Yeah, you know what she doing. That's why she that's why she went out about that Sasquatch mask for you. I mean, if you really want to piss him off, do you know what his mom smells like?
Speaker: Yeah, I actually I actually love my mother. I'm like, yeah, that's what I'm telling you. I did. Go ahead. I was waiting for him to come up with something like oh, my mom's dead, dude.
Speaker: I mean, that's probably why she didn't move last night but uh you know, but I don't really know what you're calling it if you're **** like uh uh uh uh I don't know what that is. DJ, you gotta go through a lot of effort today. You gotta dig down six feet. You gotta get to the
Speaker: Speaking speaking of you know what the worst part about getting a blowjob from your grandma Getting your head on the coffin on the way back up All right, can we go to fucking break Good god and you're great
Speaker: okay Connor because you know you're the one that's always like oh hey you know we don't need a break speaking of speaking of dead people uh just to just to uh just to just to prove how bad we suck because you know the the
Speaker: Uh, nonsensical nonsense crew. We have our celebrity death pool and about 1200 celebrities have died this year. So far, none of the 30 that we picked or how many of we, how many do we have on each list? Six. It was, it was five, five per plus a, plus a, a wildcard words are hard. I thought it was five. No, maybe it is 10. Hell, I don't know. I can actually pull it up real quick.
Speaker: I thought it was that. However, none of our celebrities have fucking died yet. Can we pick some some? I need you to hang in there, Jimmy. No, we like to pull that plug for Jimmy. We did. We did. We did 10, but we added an 11th when in your 11th makes me want you want to punch you in the face. However, however, however, the fact that Jeff spelled it Reba,
Speaker: because because if Reba McIntyre does die, I'll be like, well, you didn't pick Reba McIntyre. You picked Reba. I don't even know who that is. He's just he's just spelling it how you say it. McIntyre in in in celebrity death news. The drummer first named passed away, passed away. Really?
Speaker: Yeah. Um, he was, uh, honestly, yeah, they, I don't know why. I don't know how he died or whatever was the facts. Um, but, uh, also, uh, but yeah, one of the, uh, founding members members, not Pat Mahoney, Hey, or whatever the hell his name is. Uh, but one of the founding members of train passed away today.
Speaker: Yep, 58. Yeah. Um, so, uh, yeah, in other words, we still suck at picking celebrities to die. However, Jimmy Glick's coming. Oh, president Jimmy Carter is on death watch. I'm going to shred his DNR and perform the CPR myself. We're still monitoring Jimmy Carter every day.
Speaker: Uh, I don't know who has Jimmy Carter on their list, but whoever does, it's probably feeling pretty good about themselves potential probably suck a big fat cock. You know, they're going to get that, that, that first point, not only that, but first to go gets you two bonus points. So you're automatically going to go up three to nothing right on, right off the rip was going to be hard to come back from. So, uh,
Speaker: I'm gonna laugh when they're like, it's about time. Jimmy Carter doesn't have any much more time to live. And fucking Glick's like, it's about time boys. And then next thing you know, Jimmy Carter's like, it's a miracle. I'm still alive. Glick's gonna be like - Road to recovery. Glick's like, I'll be right back. I'm going to be sad, but I'm gonna laugh at you when Reba dies. Fuck you. I'm gonna laugh at you. Why? I'm gonna drive to Indiana. Not you. Not you.
Speaker: Not you. And you're going to go from having two legs that don't work to two arms. She's going to be the first one to go and it's going to be hysterical because I'm going to put that on us, Ricky Bobby. I'm going to look like you look like fucking. What's his nuts? Bill Gates, where you're going to be in a fucking motorized wheelchair just moving around. That's not Bill Gates, Stephen Hawking, whatever the fuck his name was.
Speaker: Yeah, you're not even close to the same person. Not even close. They're rich, smart guys. Well, actually, one is dead. And Bill Gates may have cloned himself. And actually, I still don't give a fuck. The point of the matter is if Reba dies and she's the first to die, Connor's going to be sitting in a motorized wheelchair that he has to give a blowjob to do anything. Well,
Speaker: I'm already halfway there. First of all, second welcome. Welcome to men carrying four men. I am your. Yeah, thanks. My best, my best friend has a blue job wheelchair. Way to go.
Speaker: Yeah. You picked, you made the pick. Your decisions and your actions led us to this conversation. So you have nobody to blame but yourself. I'm happy with my decisions. Are you happy with the fact that I'm making fun of people who live in a wheelchair and have to have a blow job and sound like robots, like your friend? Are you happy with that? I'm happy a little bit. I got a question for you. What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair. Getting past the wheelchair.
Speaker: I love it. It was the best one yet. I was just going to say I can't wait till I put Connor in a wheelchair that he has to give a blowjob to to move around and I just sneak in there and slide my pecker in. I won't be able to feel it anyway. Even if I could feel my feel things below my waist, I wouldn't be able to feel you blowjob. What do we learn from tonight's episode blowjob wheelchairs and semen be semen beer?
Speaker: Yeah, become now makes beer in Britain. What is the difference, Glazen? What's the difference between Jesus and Stephen? People actually like Jesus. Do they, we know how it is. I mean, do they, we know how it ended for the guy. Do they really like him? I don't get it. Good God, Glazen.
Speaker: Go fucking. Evidently, you and Brian need to go work on comedy. Oh, Connor. Oh, Connor, I am disappointed for me for Monday. I'm waiting because because you guys made a comment about Jarvis not marrying the first person who ever let them touch him or he let touch him or I didn't marry the first woman that touched me. She was. And you you missed out on so many golden opportunities and you were like.
Speaker: Meemaw and mom. And I'm like, bro, what about his Boy Scout leader, his preacher? Yeah, I try not to. I try not to. I try not to touch that one. I'll leave that to the team at the bus stop that happened accidentally 14 times. Pastor John. Jarvis, you want to take us to break? Not really. I want to take my life to break.
Speaker: just think of the reasons why you're here. It's a good job, Steven. That was funny. I liked like that one. Since I jokes are funny. I mean, uh unaliving yourself. Jarvis, just remember back to a few weeks and think of the reasons why we're still here. This isn't men caring for men. So, you told you that's watching it. This isn't men caring for men. We don't give a **** about your feelings tonight.
Speaker: I feel like that one needs to be on a t -shirt. I thought about it. Probably not. It was a, it was a, it was a rush. Anywho, let's take a real quick break. I'm going to come back. I got some news stories for you guys. I got some, I got some, I don't know if I'll be able to get to all of them, but I got some interesting ones that I think we're going to, I think we're going to get into some conversations about here.
Speaker: I do want to say, uh, I got, uh, my guy Hunter a lot coming up next. I want to say huge shout out to him. He was the other, uh, uh, artists spotlight. Um, um, uh, on the B I think is what it's called country station. Oh, baby. They'll be a BBN out of Mississippi.
Speaker: Yeah, with his new song, You Had Your Chance. So he was the artist spotlight. Shout out to Hunter. Do big things. I hate to say I told you so. But I knew the song was going to be huge for you, man. I'm super excited for you. And we'll be back here in just a few minutes. Here's Hunter a lot with his brand new single, You Had Your Chance. And we'll be right back.
Speaker: I told my mama that you had a heart of gold I was weak and searching for a miracle Then you opened my soul and decided to just close the door But I should've known that you were gonna drive me crazy Half my thoughts saying maybe she loves me but why am I in so much pain? I look over my shoulder cause you're getting bold
Speaker: never gonna be safe girl i think that it's time to tell you i know you lied i've heard your secrets that your ego just would not let you keep baby you were the dice and now that i'm doing fine you text me call me and demon me while
Speaker: That you were sorry, but you gotta know I made up my mind a long time ago I'm happy now, so I'll keep my stance and then I'll do my dance, baby
Speaker: Baby you left me crying and all alone I felt like I was dying in that bitter cold We had something special that I had never seen before
Speaker: That you were gonna drive me crazy Have I thought saying maybe She loves me but why am I in so much pain I know I'm not insane and my memory's hazy
Speaker: Now I'm no longer feeling that way Girl I think that it's time to tell you I know you lied I've heard your secrets that your ego just would not let you keep Baby you were the dice and now that I'm doing fine You text me call me and DM me while I'm trying to sleep You said that you were sorry but you got us wrong I made up my mind
Speaker: I'll keep my stance and then I'll do my dance, baby
Speaker: I'll do my dance baby you had your chance yeah baby you had your chance now I'm gonna do my dance yes sir a little hunter a lot right there for you go ahead and check out hunter a lot we'll be sharing music and on all social media at hunter a lot or head on over to hunter a lot music .com show the kids some love great kid down to earth around it and
Speaker: Amazing upbringing. I can't say enough good things about him. We had a really good time when I got to sit down and interview him Even even even got to make fun of him for being a nerd And he couldn't wait to throw somebody else under the bus When I got to hang out with the Southern Outlaws fan hunter could not wait to throw them on the bus for their their their nerd dumb
Speaker: but a super cool kid. And I wish nothing but the best for him. And you guys should absolutely go check them out. Any who, welcome back to what the fuck news, a nonsensical network prediction, if you will, go to make gun, make sure you check out the socials. Follow us everywhere. Don't forget to check out all the live shows Monday through Sunday and listen to us wherever you can on all the major and not so major podcasting platforms.
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Speaker: hanging out, making a special guest appearance tonight. You guys know me. I am Glick. I am the, uh, not at all stupid dog. Uh, I am the host here at the, this is my circus. Ah, so it's your fault. It is. Wave yourself. I am the head lunatic in the asylum.
Speaker: I'm the conductor of this train wreck. Suck at East Palestine, Ohio. We're wrecking a train. Oh, wait. Oh, God. I was playing, I was playing Call of Duty the other night and I was like, oh, damn, I think I'm in East Palestine, Ohio. And I was like, there's a train wreck. And Nicky's like, really? I was like, what? Too soon?
Speaker: Anywho, welcome back to the show, guys. We're all over the place tonight. But nonetheless, let's jump right back into the news. That's all facts blazing. Actually, they're all kind of the freak show. Yeah, like this is my own personal freak show at the end of the day. Well, he doesn't want to be on Sundays anymore. No kidding.
Speaker: Which blazing like I gotta. What? What? I'm sure you guys, anybody who listens to anything remotely sports related, I'm sure and it's it's graduation season. You guys hear about Harrison? Harrison Booker, the kicker for the Chiefs. Are we really going to shit on the guy for what he said?
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Everybody is entitled to their opinion. I haven't even gotten anywhere I just asked you guys if you heard of the story about him given a commitment or commencement Speech at whatever college. I don't know what college it was And he's catching all kinds of fucking heater brick. So basically what he said in the speech was Women have been told diabolical lies about prioritizing
Speaker: career advancement over motherhood and suggested and suggested Pride Month celebrates a deadly sin. I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that part of it. He also urged men to be more present. Basically saying as a father figure, as a husband, you need to be more present. You need to be there more. You need to
Speaker: You need to take a bigger role and do hard things inside and outside of the home. He also said that, you know, basically he said like one of the greatest moments in his wife's life was becoming a mother. And then he said, and you know, and when he said that, he also said that more women should prioritize becoming a mother over a career. But you're also talking to a guy, you're talking to, you're talking about a kicker, a kicker.
Speaker: Of all positions that's making millions of dollars, I'm assuming. He's a multiple time Super Bowl winner. He's one of the best kickers in the league. His wife can sit at home and be Betty Homemaker. Not all women have that opportunity to be Betty Homemaker and just sit at home barefoot and pregnant.
Speaker: Everybody's entitled to their own opinions and whatnot like that and he comes across as a very religious guy But I don't think I you know, I think I think it was kind of I think it was kind of misconstrued You got a
Speaker: I'll show you how to change it. The TV remote. Yes, the TV remote. Well, just sit there silent. You guys could conversate about the cut. I'm listening. I'm listening. Yeah, we're listening. I'm I'm amazed that he doesn't know how to work. Because I don't know the full story. I didn't watch his commencement speech, so I can't really say much about it.
Speaker: He literally what Glick had told you is pretty much what the guy had said I mean now everyone can call him a bigot. They can call him misogynistic all they fucking want. They just can't handle another person's It's an opinion first and foremost, yeah parts of his opinion was stupid but yet again, it's a fucking opinion and people from Twitter to fucking they
Speaker: it's literally being overblown but yet what biden said at a historic black college is like not talked about enough i mean but it's it's don't cut me off what i say don't don't cut me off bitch you're bitch first of all sorry secondly it's 2024 it's the age of canceling what do you expect the world to do what do you expect the world to do i don't agree with what
Speaker: what most of what he said, honestly, it just doesn't make a whole lot of sense. But it sounds, and I agree with Glick, it sounds based off of what he said, based off of what I've heard here, it sounds like he's a really religious guy. It's an old school mentality. Yeah, that seems to be the mentality for most, we'll call, I don't want to say hardcore Christians, but for old school, we'll call old school Christians or old school Catholics, however you want to put it.
Speaker: Don't hate the guy over it. Fuck it. Let him have his fucking opinions. If he's wrong, he's wrong. Whatever. That's Jesus H. Christ. We're not going to get into a political debate here. Just fucking... No, it's just in Patrick Mahomes and coach Andy Reid kind of came out in his defense. Patrick Mahomes said, I know Harrison. I've known him for seven years and I judge him by the character that he shows every single day.
Speaker: And that's a good person. That's someone who cares about the people around him, cares about his family and wants to make a good impact on society. When you're in a locker room, there's a lot of people from a lot of different areas of life. And they have a lot of different views on everything.
Speaker: And we're not always going to agree. And my homes went on to say, and there's certain things that he said that I don't necessarily agree with, but I understand the person that he is, and he's trying to do whatever he can to lead people in the right direction.
Speaker: And that might not be the same values as I have, but at the same time, I'm going to judge him by the values that he shows every day. And that's a great person. I know what kind of person he is, and I'm going to make sure I look at this first. Reid echoed basically what Mahomes said. Coach Reid standing by the three -time Super Bowl champion kicker. I talked to Harrison all the time. Reid said, I didn't talk to him about this. I didn't think I needed to.
Speaker: We're a microcosm of life here. We form different areas, different religions, different races. We all get along, not necessarily do we go by those. We all respect each other's opinions, and not necessarily do we go by those, but we respect everyone to have a voice. That's a great thing about America, man. We're just a microcosm of that, and my wish is that everyone could kind of follow that.
Speaker: Coach Reed was asked about quote unquote the cancel culture and the women who are coming at Kansas City and coming for Harrison's job and Reed cut that shit off at the pass and said that has not fucking happened get to hell on you know
Speaker: Whether you love him or hate the guy, he's a good coach. He's a guy that says what's on his mind when he was in Philly. I think most people hated him when he was in Philly. And now the entire world hates the Kansas City Chiefs. And we hate him again. But again, he seems like a guy who was not afraid to speak his mind.
Speaker: Well, and that's the thing. People are getting so up in arms about a person speaking his mind. Hate to break it to people, but there's a lot worse people out there speaking their mind that don't fucking... that just go out and say blatant lies. I mean, no, we have politicians that do that on the daily and no one's up in arms about them.
Speaker: I mean, there are definitely people. Yeah, exactly. And Andy Reid and Andy Reid went on to say he said, I don't think he was speaking ill to women read added, but he has his opinions and we all respect that. I let you guys in this room and you have a lot of opinions that I don't like is what he told the reporters. I don't think he was necessarily speaking ill to women. I think it's just that Christian mentality, which yeah, they have a mindset of how the family
Speaker: uh it's supposed to work you know what i mean and unfortunately in our day and age you know you and your wife are in a different category than most of americans where unfortunately you can't survive anymore on a single income facts you know i i do agree with you that men do need to be more present unfortunately
Speaker: We do have a lot of men in society today that are not really present in their kids' lives or in their relationships. And I know there's a lot of different circumstances behind that. But I don't think he said anything wrong, but I don't think what he said was right. Does that make sense?
Speaker: Yeah, I agree. I don't think it should have been as big of an issue as what it's become. But in this day and age, you know, social media, everything's got to get blown out of proportion. But no, and there's been a lot of women that have come out and and supported him. And it's just like it's it's another thing for people to get up in arms about. And like you said, it's his religion. And that's all he's coming from.
Speaker: It's like everybody was all up in arms and pissed off at Tim Tebow. Yeah, exactly. Thank you for for for for doing for kneeling down to pray. Yeah. But y 'all weren't pissed off when. Oh, what's his nuts? Kaepernick. Well, there were people pissed off about it. Like, oh, yeah, I mean, but I was saying, like,
Speaker: you know, it's like it's a catch 22. It's a double -edged sword. I mean, how are you going to be mad at a guy who always doing is simply taking a knee to say a little prayer or and then you're going to praise a guy who wants to and again, he's allowed to because that's the great thing about our country saying that it was wrong or right what Kaepernick did or what Tebow did. It's it's that's that's their that's their personal beliefs. Do your thing.
Speaker: But you know, you can't you can't shit on one guy for doing one thing based off of his beliefs and then praise another guy for doing something based off of his beliefs. You know what I mean? It's it's it's a weird, like I said, double edged sword. Yeah, yeah, it is kind of what that goes with any of these fucking athletes out there, man, or movie stars or
Speaker: You know, like all these athletes or musicians or movie stars that want to get on their fucking high horse and on their pedestal ship. First and foremost, you don't know nothing about real world problems. Sit down and shut the fuck up. All right. OK, Ricky Gervais. I'm sorry. What happened? You weren't able to get your your fucking brand new one point three million dollar Bugatti delivered on Monday. You had to wait until Tuesday.
Speaker: Sit down and shut the fuck up leave the real -world problems to the people who are dealing with real -world problems at the end of the day, but however Stop shitting on people When there's again, that's the great thing about our country We couldn't do our shows in some countries
Speaker: They would have done murdered us. They would have murdered our, they would have watched them murder our entire bloodline and then killed us slowly and painfully for doing the show that we do, any of the shows that we do in some countries. And yet people, some people still want to silence us. Well, they never silence us. Well, no, I'm just saying people don't like what we have to say. And that's why I said,
Speaker: you know i think it's it i i love when you hear people come out and they'll go like well in other countries they allow you to be free speech it's like uh that's not necessarily true yeah exactly blaze hey you know i agree i'm not i'm not shitting on the guy you know i'm not like i said if if if you're if if
Speaker: I mean, even if a woman goes and marries a guy who's filthy rich, but she wants to have a career, go for it. But if you don't and you believe in that, like, oh, you know, the man takes care of the house, I take care of the kids, you know, I take care of the house, I do the cooking, I do the cleaning, I take care of the kids, blah, blah, blah. OK, cool. You've got that situation.
Speaker: It's not like that, though, in the real world at the end of the day. Unfortunately, I don't know when you're making fucking upwards of I think he's making like 10 million dollars a year and then had a signing bonus of about five million. Oh, I don't know that the Twitter police had to come out and say all that shit. And that's that's the thing in this day and age, like you said, with the whole Tim Tebow thing, everyone got up in arms because he was praising God.
Speaker: His net worth is about $5 million, which includes his NFL salary and various endorsements, such as Enterprise Cameo, Charlie Hussle clothing. His dedication and skill have not only earned him a lucrative salary, he makes about $3 .6 million for his NFL contract.
Speaker: Yeah, he's worth of about five million dollars, which I mean I'm not gonna I'm not gonna Shrug off five million dollars you five million dollars do a lot to change my life Well, and that's the thing For one, I don't have to keep doing podcasts with you assholes. I can get real podcasters They do one show of this and they'd be like yeah, I'm done Bill would be there
Speaker: that's all the trend on all these podcasts and so on and so forth. Why did you tell me that two hours ago? I would have had you come on here and started a fight with you and then we could have just fought the whole show. Oh, game on. Actually, Steve earlier, him and I were talking about doing this last night. Want to do the whole podcast thing and
Speaker: you know, that's gonna be part of it. You know, you got two contrasting minds and you know, him and I just kind of going at it, you know. No, I mean, yeah, different Steve, buddy. Sorry. You're good. Um, but I don't know, really. And when I, when I just found kind of goes with this, when you think about it, violence sells. People want to see other people fight. Oh, definitely.
Speaker: So, let me take my hand in some of this stuff here. I got three different stories I found that, you know, kind of give you that what the fuck. And I figured maybe we could pick one of the three and everybody just kind of go at it. The first one that just came in four hours ago, families of the Yuvalde school shooting that went in Texas where 14 kids and two teachers were killed. Yeah, the fucking cops.
Speaker: are now suing the Texas, you know, this is after they already got their 2 million settlement through the, you know, the county and the state and blah, blah, blah. Now they're wanting to sue the state police. And I, I've got being a law, I was a CO, I was never a cop. Let me verify that real quick. But working with, you know, in the law enforcement, I kind of, I'll mix minds there on that one. But that's one.
Speaker: The other one, and this one has pretty much been talked about to death, but this is from yesterday. Transgender team booed after winning girls track race at state champions. Did you see the picture of the video for this? Yeah. This distance young lady was twice the size.
Speaker: of all the competitors. Well, like they always say, you know, if you can't make it in one sport as one gender, go to a different one and you can break all the records. Now for some local news, it's actually making some pretty big stuff. Just came in today. 11 year old boy facing rate charges here in Mercer County. Holy shit. There it is. Shall we dig into that one?
Speaker: All right, an 11 year old Greenville boy is facing rape charges in Mercer County. According to a recently released Pennsylvania state police report, charges was filed against the boy through Mercer County juvenile probation. The charges came after an investigation into allegations of sexual abuse against a seven year old boy and a three year old girl that allegedly occurred between April, 2021 and December, 2023. No further information given.
Speaker: That is is there three real good, you know, what the fuck yeah The you will dad one I didn't even that I I didn't even know that they're suing the police department over that which Well, the city I can understand why they are because of what's more of a
Speaker: The shitty thing about that school shooting and the reason why the parents are suing everybody and everything like that is, this was a conversation that I think we've had on this show. I want to say, I think Tony D and I had this conversation. It's one of those moments where it's fuck your orders and fuck a commanding officer.
Speaker: I'm going in. You're not going to tell me to stand down while innocent children are being gunned down and murdered in a school. I'm going in and we'll deal with the consequences tomorrow because A, what are you going to do? You can't fire me because I'm a goddamn hero and they're going to rain down upon you.
Speaker: It's gonna be the biggest shitstorm you've ever seen in your life Because you fire or you reprimand or you suspend a hero cop who saves and maybe instead of 14 kids dying Maybe only four or five Which is the problem buddy. Here's here's the problem and I'm gonna play devil's advocate on this one When dealing with kids, there's a lot of dynamics going on right there You don't know who the shooter is what's going on?
Speaker: Where is he? Where are the kids? It's just a situation you cannot go Mel Gibson and leave the weapon in the fucking place. Because now I can kind of use the argument, just like you did, what if? Well, what if you go in there guns blazing, you see him, but guess what? He's standing behind the kids.
Speaker: or you mistaken the kid, you know, another kid or another teacher, you've gunned them down. Fuck, we'll deal with the consequences tomorrow. I'm still going after the shooter.
Speaker: Well, and then I'm not saying one person, I'm saying, you know, you know, if six of them, and it's, it's kind of obvious once you, once you, once you, you, you quote unquote briefs, the premises, and you go in there, you see the person shooting, that's your target. But I'm not saying one person was going to go all lethal weapon, Mel Gibson, but for, for them to stand down and not do anything, it it's infuriating, especially because, you know, this is kind of becoming,
Speaker: We're almost, as a society, because it's happened so often, and I hate to say this, we're almost becoming numb to it. Well, not just that. Okay, so me and Sarah both have taken active shooter classes. And one of the standards still today, for whatever reason, nobody knows why, is gather everybody in an area and high. Gather being the operative word.
Speaker: Instead of implementing something like, okay, we know the shooter's here, so let's start evacuating the kids this way. How you do fire drills, how you do tornado drills, how you do all these, they're not implementing this stuff. So when you've got a group of kids in a classroom, what the instructor and the one we went to, he had just a basket full of foam balls.
Speaker: And he said, okay, so everybody gather together. Now get out of here before I hit you with the ball. He probably took out at least, and he was throwing them just like two or three at a time. That's it. He probably took out half that pass before any of them got away. It's not just the state police, it's not just the county.
Speaker: collectively, they need to start working harder, implementing new, you know, okay, there's an active shooter. First off, most schools have cameras. This one didn't. So they were outdated. It's a small town, small area. It's one of those towns where everybody's become complacent. It won't happen here. It could never happen here.
Speaker: It's like somebody go, you know, the, the locals, when I go to the outer banks, Oh, you don't see sharks like that in this area. You know, you'll just say, Oh yeah, they don't come in these waters. Oh, they don't come into shallows. Yeah. And yet, well, and, and, and, and, and to blazing, uh, you know, uh, you know, the, the whole, the, the whole policing, that's a, that's a whole other topic of conversation. There's a lot that I would agree 100 % with you.
Speaker: I think there's a lot we would disagree with, but I think there's a lot that we would 100 % agree on. And there is something with the training and whatnot.
Speaker: that needs to be done in that environment. But, you know, my kids go to a smaller town school. It's unfortunately getting bigger, but you know, it's used to, they've been a village for a million years and they just got the recognition as a town last year because of the growth and everything like that. But it's all about safety measures in the schools and all four of the schools, the elementary school, the intermediate school,
Speaker: junior high in the high school. You can come in the front entrance but you can't get any further past that front entrance and let's say let you in. That's what it should be. You know you come in those main doors but after you after you're in that little cubby hole you're you're locked in there. Well you're not locked in but you're not going any further and it's a safety measure that works
Speaker: You know, I, I think that there's things that the schools can do to protect kids all the way down to your little pole dunk schools, all the way up to your big city schools. I don't think open teachers or putting armed guards in the school is the answer. I don't agree with that because what if a teacher is having a bad week and all of a sudden that teacher, because yeah, some agree with that or, or you put a, or, or you, and again, not shitting on our veterans, but you, we all know that we struggle and I've heard people go,
Speaker: Well, I'll put armed dads in there that were military vets. What happens if they have a, you know, something, the switch is flipped and now you've got, not only do you have an armed individual in a school who's there to protect the kid, but they have, they have training. You know what I mean? So I don't think arming anybody inside of a school is the answer, but I think there's a lot of things that they can do.
Speaker: And I think that the ball was dropped in a lot of different areas with this particular shooting. And I think what it boils down to is you've got a lot of hurt parents. You've got a lot of parents that are going through dealing with grief and dealing with losing their children. And not only do they want answers, but maybe that's just me. But if my kids were gunned down in a school shooting, there's no amount of money you could give me that's going to make it better.
Speaker: And that's going to be my next point. See, there's the thing. People are blind to the fact that, apparently, monetary gain quells grief. So I don't understand them going after and getting from the state, the county. But then to go after the Sheriff's Department now, or whoever the local, was the state police, I think, I said,
Speaker: But go after them too. Now you're just getting fucking greedy. Yeah, now you're getting greedy. Watering down. You're watering down. You're diluting the original. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, exactly. Again, blazing. That's another conversation that you and I can have that I think we would agree on a lot of things and maybe put heads on a couple of things. The gun laws. Saturday night show. There you go. In this country.
Speaker: I am going to be in Summersville doing, and actually Sarah gets to work on her chops. I have to do my first campground. Oh, there goes Blake. Oh, he'll be right back. Where'd the other dudes go? He's putting his kids down for getting his daughter to go to sleep. No, and I don't think this is the only school shooting. I think Parkland also had that problem too with the police.
Speaker: But yet again, like we always, it's such a slippery slope, you know, because people want to criticize the police for not doing something, but yet they'll criticize police for doing something. And it's just, you sit here and you listen to it. And it's just like, I agree.
Speaker: with what blazing says on certain things I agree with stuff he I don't agree with certain things he says that's America you know I think that's what we've lost but I definitely agree with what you're saying with the whole when does it stop becoming just about greed because you've already you've lost a loved one
Speaker: Everyone that's had a child or has a loved one that gets killed in these shootings understand what that person's going through. But like I said, you don't hear about people taking a family member into the hospital, the doctor, you know, we couldn't save them. You never hear about somebody like suing a hospital.
Speaker: you know, why did you do this? Why did you do that? I think more because you have, you have these little things, even during a routine surgery, when I, when I had screwed up my, my, uh, my knee pretty bad in my sophomore year, I, my dad had to sign a thing that if something were to happen to me, because the surgeon didn't do the right job, they couldn't sue him.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Not buddy. Love you Are shitty podcasters and broadcasters because you are something in high school and you're not anything today I'm just saying I mean, I'm not I think it's fine that you told your story personally. I'm just saying some people out there are
Speaker: Maybe their name rhymes with Schmyer, man, Schminch, but said that people who bring up their past in high school is in their adult lives. Well, that fucker can snuggle on my fucking hog here. He can go park himself. You know, I got to agree with, with, with blazing. And that's one of those things. Every situation is different at the end of the day and how it's handled. But I really think that now that the fact that the parents,
Speaker: You're you're you're not. This is enough money enough. This is this. Yeah, this is going to sound incredibly heartless, heartless. And I'm going to sound like an asshole. Thank you, babe. But at the end of the day. You're already you're not going to bring your kids back. The kids are not coming back. There's nothing you can do. And like like like Bill said, now you just sound fucking greedy.
Speaker: Now you just now you put a monetization value on your kids' life. The more you do this. Now, if you were going after them to change, you know, policies and how they handle things and how they do things, that's a different story. How they handle situations like that, maybe come up with better
Speaker: Plans or whatever that's a different story, but when it's all about the monetization then you Kind of tarnish that memory of your kids and and you Come across looking a lot great. That's Saturday Rock. That's Saturday night, buddy. You're early for the jammy jams. Yeah What's going on Rachel I'm freaking hate you sometimes click I really do Why?
Speaker: because just because I wore pajamas a couple of times on the show, it becomes a whole new thing. That's never sure that was you wore pajamas every show. That was your thing. So hold on a second. All right. All right. I forgot the second story already, but the third story with this 11 year old kid.
Speaker: The second one was transgender, by the way, the transgender kid. Yeah, that's that's why I said that one's been talked to death. We beat that that horse to death on this show. We we don't we don't agree with we we don't agree with it. I'm sorry. It is what it is. I don't agree with it at the end of the day. It's it's it's an unfair advantage, you know, and I'm not going to I'm not going to
Speaker: I'm not
Speaker: But I would be willing to bet that's going to come out that he was also a victim. And in his head, because I'm speculating here, maybe in his head, because nobody was there to tell him anything different. He doesn't understand that what he did was wrong because. I guess this is what happened to me and nobody did anything and nobody told me it was wrong.
Speaker: And he's already been exposed to that world at such a young age that, and I'm not saying it's right that what he did in no way, shape or form, I don't think they should treat him as an adult. I think that's unfair. Uh, but I think I need to really dive into this situation in this scenario.
Speaker: because you don't hear that too often. In the news, somebody's so young. Well, you're usually hearing about teachers having sex with students, but now, and you know what? Oh, and by the way, where were all these hot 20 -something teachers? I was waiting for them. Beat me to it. Yeah. Because I'm sorry. I wouldn't have said shit to nobody. I wouldn't have said shit until I was 18 and been like, yo,
Speaker: Fucking bragging to their friends. It's inmate mentality You know, let's say an officer brings in drugs For an inmate, you know, he's you know, they'll go for that quick cash and happens a lot. I Can tell you it happens a lot. Oh, yeah Yeah money's not fixed another inmate gets wind of how he's getting it and
Speaker: So he goes to this officer and he says, you need to go ahead and start bringing me stuff in. Well, how much are you gonna pay me? Nothing. I know what you're doing. Well, I'm not doing it. That didn't make snitches. So now, you hooked up with the hot teacher. And the teacher not being smart enough to say, no, don't videotape this. How about let's go ahead and send pictures.
Speaker: Like this kid's not going to brag about this hot -ass teacher sending him nude photos and not going to want to show it to friends. There's always that, you know, there's so many avenues to it. Yeah. There's so many open windows on that, it's unreal. Well then, not only that, sorry, go ahead. Not only that, but it's like,
Speaker: eventually people are gonna find out even if you don't brag about it because let's be honest I don't know how many of us had parents that did this but my parents went through my cell phones well I didn't have a cell phone when I was in high school so well mine was just to call when sports were done well and and and and that's the other thing this is listen listen young generation you want to call us boomers
Speaker: There's also a reason why you leave us Gen Xers alone because you fucking know better. So shut your fucking mouth and listen. We got a grown folk talking to you right now. There's a reason why we didn't get the shit that we did because we didn't fucking film it. And there's no evidence. All we have are stories that could or could not be true at the end of the day. You stupid sons of bitches put everything on social media.
Speaker: It's all over your phones. Stop texting your hot -ass fucking teacher. Go old school. Write her a note with a pencil and paper. Fucking note. Go over to the house. Meet up. Enjoy the moment. I mean, fuck. Say you're getting tutored. Literally, fuck. And the Glitz case says parents would have believed it. Stop putting all your goddamn criminal activity on social media.
Speaker: It's and guys are very bad for this too and especially at a young age It's the fucking a girl you're seeing and you're like, hey honey, you know, send me the send me the pics What do you think is gonna fucking happen when you're sending it to your bros? Saying hey, you know At the end of the day, it's at the end of the day believes and it's all great. It's all great. Yeah, but that's a double standard
Speaker: If a female teacher does it, yeah, good for the kid. If a male teacher does it, part of them at the state, it's all the same crime. I'm just saying, like, if I was 16, 17, 18 in high school, I wish I, you know, like, where were all these teachers when I was like, our teacher was like a bunch of dudes and then some lady that was there that,
Speaker: I'm not, uh, yeah, but it's all great at the end of the day and it's all wrong and it's all illegal. I'm just saying I, you know, I,
Speaker: Well, the only thing I disagree with, you don't hear a lot about the male teachers hooking up with students. It's really not anymore. Not anymore. You hear more about the female teachers, like that famous one, that Mary Kay LaTrio, they hooked up with that old Filipino kid. And now today, they're married with kids. Oh, yeah. Still married today. Yeah. When I lived in Tennessee, I was bouncing a cotton eye, Joes,
Speaker: There was a teacher from, uh, two school districts down. She got nailed literally by a student and she was good. I mean, we always had fun with this one too, because we can always get into the, you know, once we got on the computer, we could go through the different prisons, the Tennessee prison for women. You know, so yeah, we had fun going through, you know, all, let's see what the writeups today. Oh, yep. Chick on chick action. It does happen guys. Um, this woman was fucking gorgeous.
Speaker: and to hook up with a student. And that's the fun part when you think about it. These are gorgeous women. Very rare do you see that homely, you know what I mean? The homely ones are the ones that have sex with the inmates. But you have these gorgeous teachers that you know that can have any man they want. Why are they going after kids? Yeah, that's the other thing at the end of the day. You're a high school teacher. You can't wait three fucking months
Speaker: I'm not saying this right or wrong, but 18 is legal. And at the end of the day, it's really not that weird. If you got a, if you got a female teacher, it's only 24, 25, fresh out of college. And she's, or he or she is teaching high school. And then after a student graduates and they're 18.
Speaker: As I say, graduates, yes. But even college professors have gotten fired for having sex with their students. Well, yeah. Because that becomes, I guess, was it like abuse of power or something like that? Yeah, it's not a criminal offense. That's more of a. Oh, no, it's a criminal offense. It's a it's a moral thing. Well, it's also a criminal offense because it falls in and I love the rape, the word rape.
Speaker: is so broad, people don't realize just how wide the avenues are that come from this word. Case in point. So every one of us has done it. We've been drunk, hooked up with a drunk girl, right? Did you know that, and I don't know if it's to say here, I'm assuming because it's great to be across the board.
Speaker: Let's say somebody catches these two or sees it. The man can be charged with rape, but the woman can't. It doesn't fall under the same category if a woman has sex with a man. It's another double standard thing.
Speaker: Well, it's a it's a weird. It's a weird world I think word minor doesn't even mean shit anymore because they say that the age of 16 That's age of consent. What the fuck? What's the point of even having sex with a minor anymore then? Nobody else hears this conversation about me. I got the windows open somebody walking by wait wait what you know
Speaker: easy bill easy buddy there's no such thing and me and the guys at work have actually gotten into this argument i said it's still great it doesn't matter if it's age of consent because the only way it would work though
Speaker: the parents would have to charge. They'd have to make the complaint that it's right. Otherwise. And in some states, some states have, I think what is called a Romeo, which makes sense. It's a Romeo and it's a Romeo and Juliet law, basically. So there's like a three year window.
Speaker: So like say, um, say for instance, like, like your daughter is dating, she's in high school and she's a senior and she's dating a sophomore. Um, that Romeo and Juliet law comes into play because they're not three years apart and they were both dating while they were both underage.
Speaker: So, you know, again, that's not, that's, that's, there's a big difference between a 40 year old dude, hooking up with a 16 year old girl, because that's, but they, but, but it has happened where, you know, a guy was, or some couple were dating in high school and the guys wound up on a list because he was a year older than the girl. And so 17. And then they ended up on a list and they didn't do anything wrong. There is. And I saw this on 60 minutes.
Speaker: It was a big deal. So what happened was, there was a senior and a sophomore hooked up. The parents knew about it. We're fine with it. You know, these two were in love. The school got ahold of it, pushed for it, and the state charged this kid with statutory rape.
Speaker: They are married today with kids and he still can't take his kids trick or treating. He can't take his kids to the park. He can't take his kids to the pool. He has to register. I think that's what a lot of people, first and foremost,
Speaker: leave these little girls and boys alone. God damn it. Yeah. I look at look at look at me. Look at Jarvis. We can get laid. You **** can't get laid. You gotta go touch the kids. Stop touching the kids. Well, you know, my kids, you should eat a bullet. That's just me personally, right?
Speaker: You know, there was a thing. I don't know if it was 100 % out of line, but but that happened, but that's not. That's not a one off scenario, though. That's not a one off scenario. It's it's happened time and time again, and that's where that Romeo and Juliet law came into play. If for those situation, but not ever, I don't think every state has has adopted that. To protect. I don't know either.
Speaker: You know the age of consent just I cannot wrap my head around that under age is underage As far as I'm concerned There is a reason the term minor was created So I mean just
Speaker: That's fucked. Well, there's a lot of states like that. There's a lot of states that have rules like that. If you get caught doing, you don't even have to be with it. Be with a minor or doing anything sexual. But yeah, if you get caught peeing in public, you have to write. There's a lot of laws like that. I came across that a couple of years ago. I was doing dumb laws.
Speaker: And, and one of the lists that I found were laws that will end you up on the sexual predator registry or whatever the hell it's called. And it blew my mind. It was just like, wow. Okay. Well, that's a game changer for a lot of people. But I mean, even like, even like, I'm not, you know, like I'm, but you know, for, for me, if I was in the dating world and I'm almost 42, I think, I don't know how old I am.
Speaker: No. Like, like I'm not talking to a chick that's like, you know, probably the youngest is going to be like 30, maybe, maybe like 28, 29, you know, like for me, partially. Alyssa is probably in the inner work office being like, don't you say it, Stephen, don't you say it? Because, you know, but but that's just but that's just that's just me. Because at the end of the day, well, a lot of it boils down to
Speaker: What the hell am I gonna do dating a 21 year old or a 22 year old? Well, you know fucking teach me your stupid tick tock dances while I talk to you about Fucking hair bands neither one of us are gonna know what the hell's going on My sister -in -law is actually dating and has kids six kids with the guy that's 60 years old
Speaker: 60 years old and my my my sister -in -law is about 32 And it's just like at the same time like I'm like, how can you have fun? Like you you came from two
Speaker: Different decades like how how I I don't know how a 60 year old could be even attracted to someone that's 30 I I don't get it. I look at that in the other way speaking of Hey Connor Yeah, I get your daughter put down Wow What Wow I Okay, I did not mean it that way
Speaker: poor timing given conversation. What happened? What conversation were we on? True. Uh, go ahead, Bill. So we were, we're still doing the, you know, what the fuck news. Yeah. And I came up with, you know, I found three of them by myself, one of them being, um, right here in my County, this just happened, I guess today where an 11 year old is being charged with rape.
Speaker: And allegedly this 11 year old touched a three year old and a seven year old. I guess what, what, what was it two years ago? I think I said between 21 and 22. But, and that's what I said, you know, we, we tail spun completely out of that fucking topic conversation.
Speaker: Um, you know, I, I would say, I just want to answer Blazin's question here real quick. And I want to get back on that, that, that situation with the kids. Um, ethical. Um, you know, for, for, for 18, 18 and up, as long as you're ever 18, for me personally, I don't know about ethical or anything like that. Just me personally, no more than 10 years. I don't think.
Speaker: I don't know. That's just me personally, like no more than a 10 year age gap. If they're 18 and older, I, I, I wouldn't, you can't, I mean, really morally, ethically. I mean, that's not even 18. Of course we're all trained 18 is legal adult. So in my opinion, like 18, if they find a 60 year old man attractive, or if it's, you know, 60 year old woman, let's say,
Speaker: I think it's gross. Go for it. I mean, yeah, go for it. At that point, it's not my business anymore. Right. Exactly. In all honesty, it's not even my concern. Now I say that and I could be a little, I could be a little biased because given my daughter's 10 right now,
Speaker: You know, she might come up to me someday after, you know, that she graduates and, you know, here comes, and this is no, you know, no pun. There's, uh, she, her, you know, dad, this is my, my new boyfriend, you know, horse. He's 80. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker: I mean, yeah, you know, I have my oldest daughter is 19. And, and, and I think if she showed up at the house with the guy that was my age, I'm going to take him out front and be like, fuck is your, what's, what's going on in your head? Like we're going to have a little, I'm not going to threaten the guy. I'm just be like, what's, what's, what's going on in your wheelhouse real quick. All right. Uh, you know, uh, but you know, for me, like I said, partially 10 years, I think is, is a nice.
Speaker: Is a good cushion But at the end of the day as they say age is just a number, you know if my daughter came home with a guy that was my age and He treated her right and they were really fucking in love with each other and and and and he didn't do anything that he shouldn't do then I may not necessarily like it or agree with it, but I
Speaker: I'm not going to I'm not going to I'm not going to intervene. I'm not going to I'm not going to disrupt it or anything like that, you know, but hey, hey, buddy. Random man. Hey, just like I just like I'll tell an 18 year old boy that shows up at this door or an 80 year old shows up at this door. Random man, you fuck up. Well, aren't you fine?
Speaker: I mean a billionaire. Let's do a hypothetical then. 42 and let's just throw, you're in a bar one night. Let's say you're a single guy again. You go to a bar, there's a girl that just turned 21 and she is showing you all the attention all night. She's hot as all get out. You can legit not look at yourself in the terms that you just said.
Speaker: would you go for it? Me personally, I don't think I would because at the end of the day, I don't, you know, I would like to hang out with her. That's a hard question because you are, you know, you're in a relationship. So Bob, what do you think about it? Single me. But even, even, even when I was single, that was my, that was, and it was, and that was, and that was a 10, it was an age gap that went 10 years younger or even 10 years older. You know what I mean? But that was what I was, that's what I was comfortable with in my head.
Speaker: 21 year old could be showing me all the attention in the world. You know, I'm not saying that. I wouldn't. But I'm not going to go for a relationship because what what the hell do we like? In all honesty, what do we have in common? What are we going to talk about? And I know they say like women mature a lot faster than than or girls mature. But again, what the hell am I going to have to conversate with a 21 year old about?
Speaker: Well, you know what's fun about being a DJ? A lot of the music I play, believe it or not, and this is requested by the ones that are 21 and, you know, in between like the 20 and 30 year olds.
Speaker: is that stuff is like 20 years old, 30 years old. A lot of our 80s music that we grew up listening to is now hitting the 40 mark. And that's the, and that's the other thing as soon as I, as soon as I got in the car and she had her phone hooked up to my Bluetooth and some rapper whose name started with little little something or whatever, I would push her out the door.
Speaker: I'm a little non -sensical shut up dumbass I'm a little squatch because of their parents but ultimately they're gonna listen to shitty fucking music and that's the other thing like I
Speaker: I don't I don't have the tolerance to deal with my kids and their shitty music. You think I'm gonna have to tolerance to fucking be with a 21 year old woman in her shitty fucking music. Yeah. That's right. It's a 10 year age gap for me. You know, I don't care. And on a scale of one to 10, if you're a 20. I'm sorry. I might make an assumption of
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: the the
Speaker: We have a Jeff situation going on here. But I will say this, when I hear about a 60 year old, like I actually know somebody, she I think is 10 years younger than me. Yeah, Glick, she's turned 29. And she is dating a 61 year old guy. But he owns his own business, works super hard.
Speaker: buys her whatever she wants. But are they happy? There's the thing. And on both ends, okay, at this point, is this guy, you know, you've got money, you've worked hard. So why, what is it about this younger girl? You know, she's gorgeous. I'll tell you right now, she is hot.
Speaker: Um, super fun. Um, I recently found out that I guess she used to be a part of chatter bait and all this other stuff. Like she's, she's, uh, yeah. So I would say like, when you hear about, like one of the more famous ones, when you think about it is Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas. Yeah.
Speaker: There was what, a 40 year difference between the two? Yeah, I think so, yeah. And then he impregnated her on top of things. So dude, do those to you, man. But there it goes. They both have money. They're both big names. But again, it boils down to.
Speaker: It's personal preference, I guess, to the sometimes sometimes. Yeah, sometimes age is nothing more than a number. You know, for me, if I'm in a bar. And some 21 year old is all up on me and giving me all the attention at the end of the day, in my mind, my mind is I'm in a bar. She's drunk. I know what this is going to be. I'm drunk. This I know what this is. Now, if I'm like randomly.
Speaker: fucking like Kroger's or something like that and you know, we bump into each other in the Fucking fruit snack aisle and she's looking at Scooby -Doo snacks and I'm looking at Ninja Turtle snacks and then we're like Agree on unicorn snacks and you know, whatever that's our connection You know, but yeah, like but you know in the bar scene it is what it is nine times out of ten
Speaker: You know what I mean? Like Blazin said, Blazin and I are on the same page. It's that 10 year age gap. And I'm 10 years either way. I keep the door open for exceptions, but no more than 15. So in all honesty, your statement should be my cutoff is 15 years. Just saying, brother. Well, no, he keeps the door open for exceptions, but those exceptions are no more than 15.
Speaker: those exceptions include hand touching at Kroger by accident, locking eyes over the unicorn. Yeah, we both reach for the same cucumber at the same time. Good God. Because we know what that cucumber is going to go later.
Speaker: That magnum excels on her cart. I just knew she was the one Sorry for this bill Bill's probably like oh hey, what the fuck news? Topic a discussion and now we're talking about fucking elephant cocks And nonsensical nonsense go figure, you know, I knew what I was getting into I
Speaker: It depends on it. I think it varies from situation to situation. You know what I mean? That's what I was saying. Like using the example of bumping into each other at Kroger's as opposed to bumping into, you know, like, you know, some, some, some drunk 20 something at a bar, you know, it's, it's two different worlds, two different scenario, or, or you meet on a dating site or something like that. Or, or maybe she's, maybe she's visiting her grandpa at the old folks home. If she walks past your door.
Speaker: And you work and made her giggling when she comes in and talks to you. And then the next thing you know, you guys are happily in love and married and you go from a twin bed to a double at the nursing home. I don't know if you're happy and you're in love with each other and nobody's being forced into anything and nobody's being hurt, then who am I to judge? My personal preference is 10 years. And again, there's a give or take, like Blaze said.
Speaker: you know, but I'm not going to judge anybody if they're truly happy. I'm sorry, but I will judge you if they're under 18 years old and you're over 18 years old, then I will judge you and the jury will be on my hip. I'm just saying you have 17 of your peers to decide your fate and one executioner.
Speaker: I'm just saying. What's a. Cucumber, it's. Yeah, you stuck on cucumber homie, you're good. Yeah, let's let's leave produce out of this. That cucumber didn't do anything to deserve glitz and a hole. First of all, was that last one uncultured something about cute what?
Speaker: I turn to call you uncultured. None of you have ever heard a cucumber called a kook for short. Cute. Yeah. Cute. Cute. Yeah, that must be a Canadian thing. Hey. This is why people don't like Canadians, Alyssa, because you say weird shit. Well, thank you, though, for Seline Dion at least. I mean, honestly. I have heard of cuck, which Jeff is.
Speaker: Like a whole new topic conversation homie. Yeah, this is not Canadian. She just married or or as they or as they call Jeff in Mexico. El Coco. But like I I don't know. I guess when the way I look as if you're some 60 year old dude and you're having six kids with someone that's about my age, you know,
Speaker: can you really say anything about it? No, but at the same time, it's like, why? Yeah, that's the question that I always end up with is why. No offense to my sister -in -law, but she has nothing to look at. I picked the right woman in that category. I married the right woman. That was odd.
Speaker: the lead on the
Speaker: Alyssa do you want to explain this to Glick? See when mommy and daddy love each other and they already have so see my wife has an older sister and a younger brother So when I marry my wife her brother becomes my brother -in -law Her sister her sister is married to a 60 year old not married not married
Speaker: not married. I will say this. When do you reach a certain age where you should stop having kids? Because at the end of the day, it's not fair to the kids because you're going to be lucky if you see you're their first birthday. Mick Jagger, I'm talking to you. Genuinely, I think you should stop having kids after 40. Why?
Speaker: Because why would that even be? As long as that kid is raised, you know, what raise I'm looking for, well provided for so on and so forth, you know, I don't think age should be a real issue there, honestly.
Speaker: when you think about it, I mean, you know, let's say Michael Douglas. Go back to him. He was sixty whenever he pumped out a kid with Catherine Zeta Jones. Motherfucker still likes it. His kids are like twenty and twenty -one years old right now. I was done at thirty -two. So, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, well, I'll rephrase. I would never have a kid over forty because I enjoy doing things with my kids and I feel like, well, obviously, I've already got issues but
Speaker: like I wouldn't be able to do all the things that I wanna do with my kids at 40. You start deteriorating. When they get in their teenage years, you're in your 50s and your 60s. At the same time, I'm with you on that. So I said all that, but I can look at it from both sides too. Me personally, me and Tara, my wife, planned it out when Connor turns 21,
Speaker: So I'm gonna be 48. So in my mind, I'm still gonna be hopefully in his eyes too, the cool dad. I'm still gonna be in my 40s and be able to go out and have a drive with my son in a lounge, bar, whatever, go to a restaurant. You know what I mean? Put the fuck up, Alyssa. Hey, you be nice to my father. She's mean to me, I'll be mean back. Fair. Yeah, you know, like my oldest brother. And then I've got my friend Daniel, who is getting ready to, you know, they, both their kids are,
Speaker: What was what would they just turned once like 12 and once like 13 I think Or something along those lines. Yeah, and his wife is getting ready to any day now give birth to another one and he is four months older than me So, okay, you know at that point is where I kind of go into your my thought Good
Speaker: You know you you've already just raised two kids plus you helped raise another one with another girl You know at some point now you're starting over homie You know it's not point you gotta be I look at it is I Agree with my read, you know British was at our rigid
Speaker: I agree with my original statement. Alright, there we go. I I do what you're doing. I knew you were good. I had your back, buddy. I agree with my original statement but I also like I said, I'm of two minds. You know, at some point, you have to be able to live your life too. Yeah. Now, he's going to be,
Speaker: 50, he'll be 61 by the time his kid, his newest daughter is going to be 18. I mean, especially in today's times, like 50 and 60 is like the new 20s and 30s. I don't know about 20s, 30s and 40s, yeah. It feels like everything's going back by 10 years. So, and I'm going to say this because I know my stepdad's watching this right now. A couple of years ago, him and I went to stage AE
Speaker: Pittsburgh to see Crow Mag, which, if you haven't heard of Crow Mag, the name is, I think, their age. He'll switch engaged and clutch. So these are awesome bands, all three of them. I'm not the biggest Crow Mag fan, but I'll tell you what, they put on a hell of a show. And he hugged with everybody. He was having a blast.
Speaker: And he's in his, uh, the time I think he was still in his late fifties. He might be saying, Sonny, if you're still on here, what's your age right now? Or he goes by Ed Wetling. I can't see those on here. Blason. We, uh, we can just see who comments. So yeah, nobody, I agree with, I agree with Blason. I think it's a personal preference. Like.
Speaker: And I think it also has I think it has a lot to do with when you have your first kid. Yeah, I was I was done. I was done at 31. Actually. Be 100 % honest with you. I was done at 27.
Speaker: I was done, well, I was done actually before that. I was done when my second daughter was born. And it wasn't, it wasn't, it was just, I didn't want to have no more kids. I had my two girls and then we had my son. So when my son was born, I was like, I'm done. I'm done. I don't want no more kids. My ex -wife, my wife at the time, she actually got fixed. I'll be 49 when my son's 18.
Speaker: Uh, my oldest daughter is 19. Allegedly. I've already got to drink with her and have beer with her, have, you know, whatever allegedly in our own home, not, you know, but you know, so I'm, I got a 19 year old, a 15 year old, and my son will be 11 in July. So I'll be 49 ish when he's 18.
Speaker: The time he hits 21, I'll be early fifties, but I was just done. I didn't want to have no more kids. And that's where like, I feel bad for Nikki because Nikki and I get together and her kids were already grown. And one's often. Mark Buba Stan somewhere. And then the other one's just doing his thing in his early twenties is like. We got three kids under the age of 18.
Speaker: And see that you're living your life like doing your thing sorry, I'm thinking The thing with my sister -in -law's baby daddy He had already had like five or six kids before he even met Lindsay And we had five or six kids before he got her and then she had six more and
Speaker: I do believe. And he has nothing to do with his original family anymore because they don't want anything to do with him. Buy a television, get cable, buy a fucking playstation. And this is a guy I've told you about that is living at my fucking in -laws house rent free. And they're getting the reason they're having more kids is because they found out because he's on disability. You get more money for each kid you have.
Speaker: I don't know if that's just a Minnesota thing or what, but it's just like. Well, that's like that's like welfare. I mean.
Speaker: Well, still, you had three kids before you're 60 years old now and you've already had now you've had six kids. It's like an each one of those kids after Aurora has a mental issue. Anything after four, maybe five. I don't know. Go buy a television, go buy a DVD player, go buy a goddamn VCR for the love of God. Stop having babies. Find a hobby like that. I want to get an axe top and wood.
Speaker: That that guy won't even fucking see Aurora graduate. That's how old this motherfucker is. Yeah, I'll be 44 when Kennedy. Yeah, you know, I think I think it does bow down to a personal preference like plays and said he had a vasectomy after his fourth was born. I knew I was done after three. I didn't want to have no more kids and and and and. And you know, that was that was that was one thing that that I've
Speaker: I've I've granted. I also have a a very a very uh I put my foot down. Uh there's a rule. No sharp objects near my area. It's already small enough. I can't afford any accidents. Okay. So, no. I find out my wife is pregnant. I'll do it on the shelf.
Speaker: Sorry. I'll wrap it up next time. We know nothing works for all the waste. I'm potent. I knew I was done. Thank God I was very adamant on that decision because people have tried to persuade me otherwise and I'm like, nope.
Speaker: I'll start wearing a whole box every time, bitch. You got me going. Here's the real question that I had. I'm in the, I'm in the beginning proceedings of this. Uh, how bad does it hurt for like the first week? Like, God, I'm so terrified. It's, it's literally a thing for my spine surgery than get this was second. It's just, it's just, it's just me being corny and stupid. And like I said, I don't have to worry about it right now.
Speaker: or ever again. God willing. Like, I literally don't have to worry about babies ever again. I mean, Glick did did offer me until you know, until Nicki, until Nicki ends up what gets her own murder show. And then, you know, that's that's that's off the. But even then, I'm still not going to have no babies. No, I.
Speaker: I wish I could wake up tomorrow and Alyssa would say, OK, we're going to have kids. How bad is that pain? No, no, no, don't give up. I mean, there's no you guys never know. You might. Oh, no, no, we're not giving up. It's just as I've told Alyssa, I said this makes perfect warm, little roofy in her drinks. We call it the Cosby. It was a dumber.
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Speaker: Shut up. I at least want to have one fucking kid. Get off my back. We won't stop him yet. Hey Jarvis, if you would like us if you would like us. I will I will sell you Jeffrey and he can become your problem and your responsibility and he will know what it's like. I'm good.
Speaker: Jeff, I'll even give you. I'll even sell you Jeff at a discounted rate. I I think what had why me and my wife haven't been able to have kids is I never wore a nut cup in sports. That's that's that's so old wire style. No, I mean, you get hit hard enough. It might be true. I mean, you get hit in the brain enough and then you lose brain cells. It makes sense that if you hit the nuts enough, you lose nut cells.
Speaker: I mean, it's a proven fact that riding bikes actually does damage down there. You got to wear a loser underwear. You got to wear a loser underwear, tracker cycle, all the stuff, man. That's the thing. Just work out, motherfucker. Medium showers. No, it's just like hitting the gym. Medium showers, too. Don't do hot showers. It kills your sperm. Oh, my God. Shut up. It's true.
Speaker: It's true. I feel like this is going to be our next show. Listen sex talk with nonsense. Hi ladies and gentlemen, my name is Doctor Myers MD. Doctor you might want to put him now. I'm not saying that now I'm here to help with fertility issues for all across the Internet.
Speaker: Uh, wear loose underwear so that your balls aren't super tight up against you, but make sure they're not too loose. They still have to have a nice gentle cradle. Okay. You don't want to extend the vast efforts and hurt the tubes. All right. Make sure you're plenty hydrated and track. So wait, that's the line, Alyssa. It's not the people that fucking, it's not the people on Saturdays that have literally called me a fucking elephant cock.
Speaker: That no no one has called you an elephant cock. I said that you have an elephant cock Maybe that's the problem. It's so long that this firm doesn't make it all the way to the end It just dies while it's still in the tube. I Got it. I figured out your problem dude. You need a penile reduction surgery Maybe you're welcome. You're welcome
Speaker: I think my wife, my wife's gonna go knock on Connor's door and just hit him with the frying pan. Don't you fucking put that my husband's head? I know where that, please, and I'm not these fucking kids nowadays where, you know, it'll come out like a volcano. I'm just saying facts on the facts. All it takes is one finger.
Speaker: It'll be the greatest orgasm you've ever had. And now we're getting onto the part of where we're. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, just, uh, can we end this fucking show already be done indeed .com. You'll see a listing for the nonsensical network. Don't go to it.
Speaker: I'm looking for a new co -host. Hey, I kept talking while you were gone. I kept talking while you were gone. I didn't say who was going to be replaced or anything like that. Let me, let me, let me pull the e -bra and derail this train right in East Palestine, Ohio real quick.
Speaker: I want to ask B .J. Bill. Yes. You guys were affected by that. Well, not you guys, but well, some parts of you guys, some parts of PA was affected by that, weren't they? It never it never reached here, believe it or not. It didn't reach here, but you guys are relatively close to those wildfires up in Canada reached over here, but the black smoke from the chemical fire that's literally like 45 minutes away from here didn't even come close.
Speaker: the the the the wildflowers up in uh steve wildflowers wildflowers more than i share to admit malaysian um they actually got all the way down here dude down into central ohio it was crazy when all that shit was going on dude it looked it literally looked like like a post -apocalyptic like zombie type movie down here yeah thanks canada it was it was wild so i can only imagine like well we seen the pictures from new york and
Speaker: And I mean there was particles in the air you could see I remember because I was still on hiatus my from my first surgery I looked outside the one time and I thought it was just I Mean, it was almost like it was foggy dust, you know, like smoggy is better It didn't like I mean there was a haze. I just thought it was hot didn't think anything of it until I actually went outside that day and There was actually ash on my car
Speaker: Yeah, we had it. We had it here too. It was it was reminiscence of I don't know anything about my own biology. Ah, it was a woman's body for all we know. We never know. That's what it is. Do I look like a woman? I'm not going to judge. Not going to judge 2024. Does your cervix? Does your cervix hurt Glick? Is Nikki going too deep?
Speaker: You know, you have been in my garage at 3 AM after a long night of drinking. It didn't look like a woman to me, but it could have been the boot. Have you seen what hormones do to chicks nowadays? I mean, just saying you got the right facial hair, the whole deal. Damn. Love you, honey. She said no. Listen.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, it was crazy. It reminded me of like being down in Charleston. Not a female Sasquatch. I'm a man Sasquatch. Twenty twenty four, dude. We're not. We're not going to judge. Also, I'd like to see. Yeah. Also, I'd like to say Sunday Funday. Shout out to the gay community. Thank you guys for
Speaker: boosted my uh my confidence and reminded me that I'm a sexy son of a bitch just so you guys know you're a you're a bear aren't you I was told I was I was told on multiple occasions I was sexy I was also told on multiple occasions I have a very nice voice one but this little eastern you're uh a little uh a little uh he was tiny little uh like uh
Speaker: Uh, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle Eastern guy who was like, are you on radio or do you podcast? I was like, actually, I do have a podcast. Sorry. Voice for podcasts. I was like, yeah, no, I don't. I sound like an asshole, but nonetheless, because you are an asshole because you are. Yeah, that's Mr. Asshole to both of you fuckers because I am your boss. Yeah. I'll call you. I'll call you my boss the day that I get a paycheck.
Speaker: Hey Connor, how does it feel to be my employee? I don't know, we're not getting paid so. Should I do it? Or should I not? Is this the end of my night? Yeah, being a good boy. Alright, you convinced me, I'll stay. You're so pretty Connor.
Speaker: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker: Those are military kids got like a microscope somewhere part of a science kit that he got. I can try and find it. You know what the weird part is? He is legitimately looking. So it makes us wonder. There's nothing to wonder about. He's searching that he's going deep. That was some serious effort right there.
Speaker: crazy. He's making me want to take the ring off now. Okay. Now we got to talk. Don't get me started. Once you go, Connor, you're never going back. You do that. Lots of practice. Lots of eating a vegetable. Yeah.
Speaker: Although my wheelchair is really just a desk chair. So, Connor, Connor, you ain't got no legs. Oh my God. Can we hurry up and end the show, please? Connor, you got magic legs. I do have magical legs. Only one of them works and some of the time. I feel like this is stuff I'm going to be telling my therapist next Monday. You can leave. Oh, I am your therapist on Monday. You're welcome. Not last Monday. Oh no.
Speaker: Yeah, well, I was my own therapist last Monday. I missed, I missed you on Monday. That's why I'm giving you shit. I missed you. The other Nick, you would probably agree with that.
Speaker: You guys did do you guys did do a really good job Monday, but I could tell you guys are like. You won't say it and that's fine, but like man, this is so much easier when clicks around. It's easier when you have more than two people. Even when it was just you and me doing the Monday night show when I've hopped in a few times for you, it you get those awkward uncomfortable silences because you're like, ah shit, I feel like we're talking in circles.
Speaker: or there's not enough conversation we have. I pride myself on being very good at keeping the conversation rolling and moving. And as I was talking to, I'm really looking forward to, well, I'm really looking forward to tomorrow night and the next Monday, but I'm really looking forward when Kevin joins us. And I told Kevin, I said, I just want to give you a heads up.
Speaker: The show is three hours. I said, but you do not have to say the whole three hours. Yeah, I forgot that was tomorrow. And I said, basically, if you give us an hour and a half, that would be awesome. But, you know, you don't feel obligated to stay the whole time. And he was like, conversation is there and we're having a good time and we're having a good conversation.
Speaker: I'm not going anywhere. He's like, unless you've made me cry out all my tears, and I have no more tears to cry, then I'm like, that is a very sweet man. And he is a genuine, genuine soul. Kevin Spertus, or Sparta, is it Spertus? Spertus, maybe, yeah.
Speaker: I'm just going to say it and then hopefully he either A, he's going to correct me or B, he's going to make me look natural. I only have to say it one time. Kevin from Friday the 13th, part seven. There you go. The guy had a much bigger role on One Life to Live in Days of Our Lives. Okay, okay. Not much of us watch soap operas there, Oprah. I didn't watch soap operas. My mom was a huge Dave of Days of Our Lives man.
Speaker: You know that's his soft spot and his belly Wow Connor let's be honest
Speaker: How does it feel to have parents and not grow up in an orphanage, Steven? Okay, if we're going to really go there. Do you really want to go there tonight? Did you grow up in an orphanage? Did you have to beg for table scraps because you're still hungry because you were a growing squatch?
Speaker: Did you suck dick on the corner just so that you could have milk? Yes, and did you go up to the person saying, please sir, may I squatch some more?
Speaker: He's so fast. What's the moment? Did you? Did you have walls? And that's all why you're cradling his balls, right? Jarvis, did you have to go up the streets and hone your skills as a pickpocket to survive? No, you didn't. Don't judge me on my life and don't make fun of my life, Jarvis. I thought you were better than this, Jerry. She grew up cattle wire. And you're just Jarvis. I take back Jerry. Hey, hey.
Speaker: Why? Hey, whoa, hey, yo, hey, whoa, what's up with this hostility? Yo, hey, yo, hey. It's gone. No, no more. Hey, Ma, I'm doing no. He's not doing the podcast, Ma, because he's just dark, just fucking Canadian. Sorry, Abu.
Speaker: I mean, I was doing a podcast before I came on this. So I mean, go drink your maple syrup and ride your moose and wear your Mount me had. Okay. I live in Minnesota. I don't live in Canada. Just because my family is from fucking Canada doesn't mean I'm fucking Canada. I mean, the way I see that potato, potato, honestly, breaking news. Can we end the show before I fucking do get the rope?
Speaker: You get in the show. You can leave. I'm trying to talk to Bill and you guys keep interrupting me. Good Lord. Well, I want to I wanted to I wanted to. I feel like our audience does not listen to the first like two hours or like let's wait till the last hour and a half, two hours of the show because we're going to get the best of. He really left and he took his ball and ran. He's just down at the bottom. He's rage quitting. That's his thing. There he is.
Speaker: I really quit once. Fuck you, Glick. You know what? You know what? You know what? You're part of the people. Stop it. This is what we tease. We tease everybody. That's what we do. We'll be like, fuck you, Jeff. I'm out. However, the first night of this show was
Speaker: It turned out to be a really good show. We had a we had so much fun, but the first hour. Was. Or was rough. Jarvis and Jeff got into a fight. They both left. But. We squashed it within like five minutes, OK? Yeah, like the first hour hour and a half of the show was was.
Speaker: was bad, but then the rest of the show was awesome. And Jeff got drunk. We introduced climate today or whatever guy chef passed out in his yard. Jarvis Jarvis does sports, but he legitimately wants to do sports radio like in real life. Okay. So, so ultimately like, you know,
Speaker: He wasn't quite comprehending what we were doing here. I was He wasn't the only one it was our first it was like it was like the rebranding and And and and doing away with nonsensical nonsense on Wednesday night and making this what the fuck news so I don't think Even Connor was on the same page
Speaker: I still don't think Connors on the same page, to be honest with you. But, you know, like we want those what the fuck news stories, news stories that are going to make you say what the fuck. And I told Jarvis, obviously hit us with like the sports stuff that's going on. That's probably, but also bring like, like the whole Tyson, Jake Paul is a what the fuck thing and it's whole and there's updates every day.
Speaker: You know whatever or some dumb athlete does something stupid blah blah blah So Jarvis came in and he was like Sports guy like like cheesy 90s sports guy. He was like hi in sports today the pelicans and The Pacers and Jeff was like he kind of chuckled. He was like the pelicans Because Jeff knows nothing about sports Jeff does not watch sports
Speaker: Jarvis was like, oh my god New Orleans was the pelicans just in case everybody else doesn't know at one point Jarvis left Can you give me the rope? It was like fuck this shit and then Jeff left and then he's messaging me and I'm like And like I kind of felt bad because I had to kind of like be tough guy boss
Speaker: and give Jarvis shit, but I was, but it was live on the show. So everybody's seen me kind of give Jarvis shit, but nobody could see me give Jeff shit, calling Jeff.
Speaker: And Jeff's like, fuck that. I'm not going to come in the goddamn show or be a part of the fucking show where somebody's going to disrespect me and blah, blah, blah. I just asked a simple question like, oh, my God. He's like, I'm going to get fucking drunk at the bar. I'm like, all right. So you're going to have three and a half zemas and be passed out. Shut up. Get your ass back on the show.
Speaker: And it took me like half hour, 45 minutes getting back on the show. And he finally comes on. He's got a bottle of wine. And I'm like, look, it's done. It's over with. It's a growing pain. Shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a goddamn. Let's just roll. So then we started rolling on with the show, doing the show. Jeff was getting drunk as hell. He drank an entire bottle of wine. This is a guy who doesn't drink. This is the first time that he had drank on the show. I don't know if he drank out on the show in like a year.
Speaker: My buddy Rocky comes in, we'd start talking about a weather guy. Then we get to, then we introduce climate today, which is our weather guy. But I'm surprised he hasn't been here tonight. Uh, but, uh, and then Rocky and climate today have beef with each other. They don't like each other. Jeff says, I'll be right back. I'm going to go piss. He doesn't come back. His camera's still on.
Speaker: We're all like like doing like random like breaking news. Jeff has gotten drunk and went to go take a piss and hasn't come back. Did the cartel take him or did he pass out the yard? We'll be back. That's right. That's what I meant that lives in Mexico, correct? Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK. Yeah. And meanwhile, fucking Glick in the comments section, we're having a fun time with Jarvis that night.
Speaker: One person in the comments was like would you real feel do you feel responsible if anything happened to Jeff? It's like well. Yeah like I didn't mean to drive the guy over the fucking edge I But I mean I did I did tell everybody look I knew what happened I knew what happened because we had literally quashed the beef in like five minutes and
Speaker: he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
Speaker: Like there's no beef or anything like that. We just joke about it. But I knew what happened to Joe. I knew what happened to it because we've done shows where he's gotten drunk and he disappears and he goes and he takes a piss or throws up and then he just passes out wherever the hell and that's what had happened. He went and took a piss. He turned around. He literally took a piss right beside his car. His computer was set up at the front of his car. He went to the back of his car to take a piss.
Speaker: He turned around and fell in the yard and passed out there. He woke up the next morning at like six, three or seven. He woke up. And the first thing he did was Snapchat me. I get a message and it's just says I'm alive and I messaged you back. I know. And then he says, we have video chat or a video snap. And he was like, you know what happened?
Speaker: And that's all he says. And I've been here chatting back. Yeah. He probably fell asleep in the yard, didn't you? Well, I took a piss. I heard you guys talking. I turned around, tripped my own feet, landed face first in the grass. And he's like, and the crazy thing was is my laptop was still on. So I can still hear you guys going. I can still hear you guys laughing. I heard all of you guys.
Speaker: and he's like, and then I woke up this morning and my laptop and my computer chair and everything was in the house and I felt bad and I'm like, why do you feel bad? He's like, I had drunk on the show. I was like, so what? It was fucking hilarious, dude. Like we had so much fun. A show that started out with an absolute. Just an absolute fucking shit show of a night turned out to most of our shows.
Speaker: Uh, turned out to be so much fun. We, we, we had a really good night. We, we always have a good night at the end of the day. I've seen quite a few of your shows. I even, you know, stuck around and commented and, you know, seeing the different, you know, not to lie. I'm not gonna lie that interview.
Speaker: the other night. I mean, I was messaging you. Yeah, everybody was. Like, I mean, I was legit. And then I tried to be cool about it afterwards. It was talking like they both literally came off as absolute pretentious little pricks at that point. And that's why I completely cut myself off and disappeared, because I was getting ready to say some shit. And I, you know, I'm wanting to do this, you know, and I like collaborating with you and
Speaker: I didn't, I knew if I didn't go away at that point, you know, it had been a whole nother. Yeah. Yeah. And it just fucking in a spiral quick. Uh, it was like I said, it was, it was a good, it was a good interview and it has Rocky spots.
Speaker: I and and and and and I've told. Did Alyssa make another profile? No. I I am. In my opinion, it felt like they couldn't stay on task. Like, you know, you've got this guy. Is he a megastar? No. But is he? Do I consider him, you know,
Speaker: music royalty, yeah. I mean, you're one of the original members of one of the most influential bands, you know, and he's gone on to do some other good stuff. I'm dying to read his book too. Well, he's done fan films. Like I said, he couldn't stay on task is what was pissing me off. Well, Mark, Mark that night was having technical issues on his end.
Speaker: Yeah, it was it was it was a good interview. It had rocky moments. The one thing that I didn't like was just blatantly ignoring that. And I didn't. Well, I couldn't. I couldn't do anything with the chatters box, but there was there was enough talk and enough talk to Mark about it, you know, but they're there.
Speaker: they're still finding their rhythm, they're still finding their flow with an interview. You know, like me, you know, for me, I love doing the interviews that I've done on the music show solo because it's just me and the artist. And I like that. And like, we've had good interviews on nonsensical nonsense, you know, like,
Speaker: but again and and one of those interviews that I wish I could get back and get a redo and Matt if you're listening Matt James a blacktop mojo I need you guys to hit the brakes and slow down so I can interview you okay, buddy because that's that's a that's a redo that I would want because I think there was there was there was a there was me Jeff and Tony and
Speaker: And Jeff gets excited when we have a guest on the show and doesn't know when to take a time out. He's learning, he's getting better. He's learning and he's getting better. Matt had technical difficulties. I had technical difficulties. In my opinion, it was awesome to have Matt on because Blacktop Mojo is one of my favorite rock bands. They're one of my favorite bands. And these are guys that have been connected to
Speaker: Nonsense go nonsense since the since the very first show I would love to redo it, but I want to redo it on clicks house of music where it's just me hanging out with with Matt and cat Matt and the guys or just Matt and Redo it that the interviews that I've gotten to do With with with Rocky Hunter
Speaker: Southern Outlaw bands. I'm in my, that's where I'm in my element. That's where that's like one -on -one. Like we were, I was talking to Kevin today. Kevin will be, Kevin was on with Mark and Brian last Thursday night. He's coming off on the third. And I, and I, and I told him, I was like, it's kind of my superpowers being able to get people to talk and, and, and, and, and keep a conversation going.
Speaker: He's like, yeah, and he's like, you got the gift to get. There's nothing wrong with that. Uh, but, uh, so, you know, Mark and Brian are, and, uh, not only are they, are they perfecting or, or getting their interview.
Speaker: They're also figuring out that happy medium between the two of them as well. They've been friends for a long time, so it'll come together, but. I was seasoned Brian earlier about doing research. Me personally, I'm by no means a professional with this. I mean, this is literally my first time sitting down. I mean, I was 15 minutes late coming on here because I was still figuring out. OK, I want to do it through the soundboard. I'm trying to make it is, you know, when I get my own thing going.
Speaker: You know, I want to see how the bar looked in the background because it's kind of be the, you know, somewhat of the, you know, drinking, your best conversations are done with a beer in hand at a bar, I feel. So, you know, it's just whenever, you know, we started talking, you know, I guess you could have put the trigger alert up there and it just made me sit down and think I'm not criticizing these guys, but I mean, it's something I just kind of, you know,
Speaker: because you you of all people know for a fact that blew your **** phone up. I'm like holy **** you got Richie Ramone coming on here dude that you know I'm a huge fan you know I'm you know I was super stoked and then when I saw that it was like I it it might have been me maybe I hiked myself up so much you know and I think that was also the starstruck Brian Brian is a fan Brian Brian's big fan of the Ramones so I think he was also a little bit starstruck as well
Speaker: So I think that factored into, I think, you know, Jeff was like, you know, when Matt came on, he was like, oh, you're going to be starstruck. You're going to be like a little girl. And I'm like, yeah, I mean, I can be starstruck, but I can also put that to the side because you have to remember, like I've worked in the world where I've got to hang out with musicians. I've worked security at concert venues. I've got to.
Speaker: you know, hang out and meet and like, you know, and that might not be a big deal to some people, but, you know, like war and poison and those hair bands and then like country concerts. I've got to go backstage. I mean, you know, I've got to hang out with country musicians and stuff like that. So you were on a season, you know, you, you know, you had that comfort.
Speaker: And so there might've been a starstruck factor to it as well. So a lot easier for me to talk to musicians because it's a lot easier for me to talk to musicians or actors or celebrities or athletes because, I mean, again, when I worked at OSU, I knew guys like Bobby Carpenter and A .J. Hawk
Speaker: And when I would see him come into my buildings, they were just normal dudes. What's his name? Played basketball at Ohio State. Got drafted into the NBA and just spent basically his whole career injured and he was like 20 and looked like he was 60. I can't think of his goddamn name. Him and I used to go to lunch together because he was always injured and he was always rehabbing in my building. And him and I used to go to lunch together and he was an NBA star.
Speaker: And also it's just like, so, and again, that's part of their, them coming into there and, and, and they do a good job. It's just a matter of honing the skills. And I've told Mark this and, and, and the mature moment, like I said, it was, it was a good interview for the most part, just some, just some hiccups, just, you know, me partially even being there. There's like, you know, there's some things that I would have.
Speaker: done differently or whatever, but I was also a guest on that show as well. So I didn't want to overstep my balance. Well, that was one of their biggest guests. They have got like the none taken away from like Peter Anthony or any of them. But I mean, Richie Ramone was like, that's rock. That's music royalty right there. And you know, it
Speaker: It wasn't as big of a deal as everyone's making it out to be. But at the same time, there was stuff in that interview that, and I can tell you straight up, if I ever got Richie Ramone on a show I was doing, yeah, I'd probably stumble a lot too.
Speaker: but there's a horror fan. They've had some they've had some, you know, if you're if you're a war, I'm a huge war fan and that's what you know. CJ Graham, you know, and and I I talked with Mark. Part six Jason. Yeah, I I talked to they even had Tommy on the show.
Speaker: Yes, well the director yes, but the guy who played Tom Matthews who played Tommy and parts and I've met that gentleman you want to talk about a cool dude and You know, I like I I talked with Mark the other day. I'm like, why don't you guys stick with horror? You know what you're talking about. You're you're getting all these great guests like, you know, I
Speaker: Um, Laura Park Lincoln might be coming on their show soon. And she was part of part seven, part seven with, uh, Kevin Spritus. And I'm probably saying his last name wrong. Sorry, Kevin. Um, and they had Kevin on the show just recently. It's like, you guys are doing so well in the horror community. Keep it up. Like I understand what they're doing. You know, they want to try new things and all that, but at the same time, it's like, stick with what you're good at, you know? And like.
Speaker: And that was kind of my, you know, with my idea for, you know, when I get mine going is kind of going to be, and I was just telling my buddy this last night, it's going to be subliminal, but at the same time, I'm going to let people know, you know, kind of that throwback. And when he keeps talking about you wanting to be, you know, the 90s geek or whatever, talk about 90s movies, in my opinion, 80s and 90s, like 80s movies were the best. 80s music was the best.
Speaker: far none. Yeah. It just it revolutionized movies, music, the whole deal. I mean, they were working on T2 for years before they even finally got, you know, everything put together. Mm hmm. It took them four years to do what was that like before Christmas because it was all stop animation. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. It literally took them like one day to get 30 seconds of dialogue.
Speaker: from one character. So I mean, you know, it's kind of reminding I think today's movies suck. I think most of today's music sucks. It's just it's a whole different. So I would want to bring those guys in, you know, like,
Speaker: When we talk about getting starstruck, I went to, I love going to the Monroeville Living Dead weekend because I mean, the original Night of the Living Dead was literally filmed 40 minutes from here in Evan City. I've been to the cemetery. I've met all these, you know, I've met the original, I got pictures with me and my kid when we first moved down here, we moved back up here with the original Johnny and Barbara. So,
Speaker: Like that, that's my forte. So when I go to Monroeville a couple of years ago, it was the Return of the Living Dead 2, or no, the first one. The first one, yeah. And it had Paul Matthews, and that's where I got to meet him. Awesome guy. I was even like, you know, referring to movies that, you know, he's like, wow, nobody, you know, I brought up a movie called Mean Guns that he was in, where he, you know, him and Yuji Okamoto, who played Chosen,
Speaker: you know that they were **** hilarious together but I've also seen him do those cheesy roles. The first two living dead movies. Yeah. So, I'm talking he was Tommy Jarvis and the sixth, you know, which is I think is the best part of the thirteen. Well, between that and the fourth one. Yeah. Yeah. Uh my name Goldo. So, to me, Linnea Quigley and obviously, the line to get to her was the
Speaker: And I got to, you know, when it was my turn to go up, you know, I paid a whole bunch of money, I'm gonna get my picture taken, you know, my kid gets to meet her and everything, and I handed her my poster to sign. And she looked at me and she goes, how would you like me to sign this? And I just immediately, I put both hands up, I was like, I've got nothing. Which she immediately melted, which is hilarious.
Speaker: And, you know, she signed it. I like it spooky, which is one of her catchphrases. And so I, you know, when he said, you know, the starstruck factor, yeah, I can, you know. Yeah. I've been to a bunch of these. I've met, you know, I met Adrian Barbeau. I got to meet, you know, all these different people and never out of, you know, and these are stars, you know, people that still are in movies today. Calm down there.
Speaker: So these are the people though, you know, and here's a creepy one. I got on to Instagram basically to follow like the celebrities. I use it very little as a social media. You know, I use it to kind of keep up with that. He says follow not stock. Calm down there, Glick. Yeah, no, I mean, yeah, there's a very thin line between the follow and the stock. But this this Jason mask right here that Mark got for me is actually signed by Ari, who was Kid Jason in part one.
Speaker: That's actually that's pretty badass And one of my biggest guests which i've had many on the show sandy johnson from halloween Okay mark and mark and steven are kind of like one trick ponies Oh, you know what go fuck yourself The fun thing is fuck you jarvis. Oh, yeah, you you couldn't even You wish I could I could wish you sassy. I started following
Speaker: And you know, she was really cool. She like she replied to literally everybody. So her and I actually had a decent conversation and stuff. And what was both cool and sucked at the same time, she literally died the next day. Well, geez.
Speaker: Well, yeah, that's that's like he makes fun of it. He makes fun of me for all the movie reviews I used to do, because I talk about Vanishing Point, Gone in 60 Seconds, Crazy Mary, Dirty Larry. Yeah. All the good movies of its generation. No. Oh. But hey, can we end the show? It's been like four hours. Well, I mean, we can end the show and we can talk.
Speaker: without it being live. Well, we talk while we're live. Yeah. Well, are we are we still I mean, is there still people watching? I mean, if you want to. Can we talk about about Fireman Rich? I don't even know him, but sure. Can we talk about it? Can we talk about about about Jeff? Can we talk about about Jeff? No. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. We had to be off the air to talk about Alyssa.
Speaker: We talked bad about Brian wishstone cold Steve Austin We should totally talk about like I'm about ready to fucking find the rope in the wooden school You guys should it's a lovely school doesn't have to be wooden it can be metal you guys you guys should you guys should totally revolt against click revolving as an asshole Who is revolting against you?
Speaker: I don't know who you is. I said Glick. I don't know. You said we should revolt against you. Who is revolting against you? I said you guys revolt against Glick. Yes, you are Glick. No, I'm the champ. Now I'm the champ. Yeah, I'm done. Jarvis, I love you, buddy. Yeah. Wow.
Speaker: He said, yeah. You are my, you know what? Fuck me. Wow. That's a total kick move. You went away, pissed off and came back in to get another thing to say. Come on, man. You know what? I gotta get up to you. You got good timing. I liked that. That was funny. You know what, Glick?
Speaker: I'm gonna say this Connor Jeff and the network isn't my 13 reasons why you're my old 13 reasons Why because every day that I'm like, hey, I'm gonna do a Sunday podcast Oh, no, that's right Everyone's not gonna fucking watch it because my show sucks because Glick has told everyone Oh, hey, you know Jarvis just does shit that no one cares about I'm gonna do that sport show and I'm gonna make it I'm gonna make it better than you think I could
Speaker: Whoa. I went there. Yeah. You know what? I'll even put that one up. But you should do a sports show and you should use that. There. You know what? Stock point. Stock point. Thanks. You know what? If that's what it takes for you to have a fucking phenomenal. You're right, Jarvis. Your fucking podcast sucks. Everything you do. Jesus Christ. Wow. Right there. Wow.
Speaker: you know what I'll even use this words are you fucking suck Jarvis you should quit podcasting not as much as your mom why don't you go make me doubles make me a big mag because you can't fucking podcast to save your life you fuck
Speaker: fuck a sock are you talking to me or steven no steven oh yeah well you suck at different things it's called reverse psychology donor all right oh no i'm already yeah okay shut up jarvis he sits there in his diary and he's like i really wish jarvis would just get the rope and be done with it oh no that's that's right that's my uh that's that's my screen right that's my uh that's my first
Speaker: It's it has nothing to do with you, but it's about a guy who hosts the podcast and then starts a podcast network. He pushes him and pushes him and pushes him and pushes him until he pushes him over the edge. Trust me, it's going to be a phenomenal movie. I'm going to have Peter Anthony directed. We're going to we're going to have an all star lineup. Is Connor going to be playing as me?
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So the main character. I'm too fat. The main character is Jarve Che. Nothing to do with you, Jarveeshi. Yeah, sure. And the greatest podcast host ever that created the greatest network ever. His name is Blick.
Speaker: If anyone's taken any of this shit seriously, like, good god, they would never be able to handle our Snapchat. First of all, even if I did, no one would be afraid because I can't hit shit if I fell out of a fucking boat.
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Speaker: You can leave buddy you don't have to stay Red -headed stepchild piece of shit. Oh my god. I just channeled Connor Connor get out of my head I Was thinking about it, but I feel like you were you were on the shit on driver's chain train enough So I didn't want to oh, please like there's any other fucking train
Speaker: Dude, I think I could come on every episode. Yeah, you should. Yeah, you could. I mean, I do. But I could stroke Jarvis off every episode and still somebody's going to send him messages and be like, you're really going to tolerate like the glitch, a real piece of shit. He's a real asshole. And he doesn't he doesn't value your worth. And and all he does is shit on you. And I'm like. I can't win.
Speaker: I quit. I give up. I'm not podcasting no more. Maybe stop masturbating on the show. Yeah, Glick. Here's your first thing. Maybe stop telling me how to live my best life. Like, you know, we know the one Sasquatch picture anyone has of you is when you came out of the forest because you needed more beer. Hey, new rule. New rule on the network because I'm the boss and I created this and it's my network. Everybody must masturbate at least six times on shows.
Speaker: Oh, done. Is it okay if we go over? Yeah. Hey, you're being an urban achiever. Cool. Cause I'm at nine. Nice. Well, Connor's wife would tell us, you don't want to shake that hand. Oh, absolutely. I want to shake that hand all day long. He's going to smell it afterward.
Speaker: It's what I go to sleep to. It's a good thing. It smells like cripple. I just go, that's good to be the king. Oh, shit. Maybe we do need to finish the show. Jesus Christ. That's a good damn question I've been trying to ask all night. Maybe these two would just leave. Why don't you guys just say here good night and let me and Bill talk. Give us our
Speaker: Some alone time. Okay. Oh, it's been a minute. Don't, don't worry. I, I'm just pretend I'm not even here. So I have been wanting to ask you all night, man. Obviously you're doing the DJ thing. All right. How long are you out of, how much longer are you out of your day? Are you done with your day job?
Speaker: Well, that's a good question because given this time was a little bit more substantial surgery. We're thinking last time was seven months. That's going to be the minimum this time. You wear out seven months for the rotator cuff. Yeah. Yeah. I had surgery in February. I didn't go back till July 5th. And what really kind of bugs a few people and a month and a half later,
Speaker: is when I caught another pop in my arm. And I knew something was up that time because the first time, yeah, I mean, I lost strength and it hurt, but the pain went away pretty quick. This time, it was an all -day thing. And I got up the next day, it was still hurting. And I knew this time when we first took that bandage off and I actually got to see
Speaker: Of course, you know, that's kind of the shell shock too, because they literally, the stitches went through. So they had, they couch stitched it. And I had these flaps of skin, you know, these parts of skin sticking up because it would go in here, go up behind all my skin, sutured there. And then, but I had three in the front and then one in the back. And I kind of knew at that point that, yeah, I'm, I'm going to be down for a minute.
Speaker: And the original plan was I was going to try once I had some decent motion back in my arm. I could at least go back. I could run the forklift. I could be that guy. And given the fact that things didn't work out the way they were supposed to work out.
Speaker: I uh, I don't know. I ended up in surgery. You know, literally I went into what, you know, I'd already, you know, went on work, leave a week later, I went right back into the doctor and I said, I can't sleep. I can't, you know, I'm tired of it. He literally put me in like the very next week. Jesus Christ. So you, you out. Bye, Stephen. Bye. See you later buddy. Love you, man. Wow.
Speaker: So yeah, I'm thinking it's gonna be, I'm not going back and I even talked to, this is we're talking to my work partner who's also the yard manager. He's telling me flat out, don't come back this time until you are 100%. And PT, the head,
Speaker: Ah, physical therapist has already said he's taken over this time and he will not sign off until he is 100 % that my arm is fully, it was healed, but the strength wasn't back. Like I had my grip strength. I never lost that, but the rest of the muscles still hadn't fully built back up. It was still atrophied. Yeah.
Speaker: So you don't have to, you don't have to say the company or anything like that. But what do you, what do you, what do you do for work? What's your day job? It's construction. Okay. We, we deal with a lot of, you know, mainly it's all scaffolding. So I deal with steel products day in, day out. Okay. Cause I was just, I was just going to say, you know, back when I was
Speaker: 1819 something like that 1819 I work for a steel company and I was carrying a piece of angle iron it was a 30 -foot piece of angle iron with another guy and it was it was inch and a half by inch and a half inch thick angle iron and he dropped his in
Speaker: no warning, no nothing. I still had a hold of my hand and when he dropped it, the vibration went up and it broke three fingers. It broke my hand, broke my wrist, fractured, quote unquote, fractured my forearm in multiple places, pulled my shoulder out of the socket and told my rotator cuff. Jesus Christ. I've never had, I'm
Speaker: been yelled at for years to to to to have surgery. You said you was out for seven months. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not in the in this company. **** me over royally because so like three days after it happened, obviously, it's a workman's comp thing that happened on the job. They fired me. Well, that becomes a that becomes a
Speaker: a long drawn out court hearing or, or court process. Um, and, and, and I still live with it to this day, someday, most days my shoulders, I was like, cause I, I PT'd I rehab. I don't know how much I came out of pocket. Like I honestly, I really don't. And it, and it was, it was about seven or eight years ago. I got a letter in the mail because I didn't pay any of those medical bills because I was told not to pay anything.
Speaker: I got a letter in the mail that finally they said, you know, we're going to pay for the lost wages, uh, back medical bills, blah, blah, blah. But that was, that was essentially it. But that's what people don't understand. This is why I've never had surgery because I can't afford to be out of work. You know, they say, they say, uh, 14 to 18 weeks, but
Speaker: your first one, you were out for seven months because you don't know. The good part about it being work called, they paid my wages. Yeah. I was still getting my full paycheck every two weeks. Yeah. The company I work for absolutely shit on me and fucked me. So I, I PT'd like a motherfucker, man. I physical therapy and I was in there so much that I became friends with my physical therapists and whatnot. So I was able to,
Speaker: continue Outside of the office so I didn't have to pay for it. You know what I mean? But for the longest time it was all coming out of my pocket Some days are good days You know, I've got the the full range blah blah blah whatever Other days I'm lucky if I can I can sit like I could be sitting like this with my arm on my desk and not even been able to lift up my hand but
Speaker: The unfortunate thing with the settlement was, let's say finally reached that point, it was back wages and medical bills that they wouldn't pay for anything moving forward. So everything that I came out of pocket and the quote unquote lost weight, I got that money, which was nice. I was not, but it wasn't enough money for me to go and have surgery and
Speaker: be out of work for god knows how long so yeah but you know that's why I still incorporate certain exercises and stuff like that and when I'm in the gym and I'm like Connor said that atrophy you know what I mean so but when I'm in the gym and I'm doing my normal thing which I have not been in a while
Speaker: I have a lot less pain, but I know eventually it's going to break down to the point where I'm going to have to, and I don't like going under the knife. That's the other thing. I don't, I don't, I have a fear of going under the knife, but, uh, before I had my, uh, before me and my former partner at our falling out, um, right before I went in for my surgery.
Speaker: He did the same thing. He let his shoulder go for years, years. And when it finally boiled over, he ended up having a full shoulder replacement. And then it was a reverse replacement. So. My former partner just is no former DJ partner, not not relationship partner. Yeah, just to throw that out.
Speaker: a friend
Speaker: Oh, yeah, I picked up a DUI and what really sucks is Like I was the lowest possible. So I was literally half a drink over it was a zero point zero nine three So so so let me ask you something. Did you you said you you totally what was was? Did you really catch a lot of heat from that or you know when you went through the whole process with the
Speaker: with the pre -trial and all the counseling crap and then the actual trial. Did you catch a lot of heat from it or was it, did it wind up being more of a slap on the wrist? It mainly was a slap on our wrist because at the end of the day, it was 10 hours of community service, which I mean, anybody could do that literally in one day. I mean, I do that four nights a week when I do this dog with my hotel.
Speaker: Obviously, there was the biggest hit was monetary. I mean, it was a fine plus I had to turn around and I got a I got an attorney. And when you get, you know, could I have done it myself? Yes. But there's a lot of leg work that you have to do. So you're better off. In the end, you are better off to go ahead and get an attorney.
Speaker: But I was one year probation and I had to do the ARV class. But here's the fun part. I never had to plead guilty to a DUI because I had two things going for me. Well, three things, actually. One, I was so low on the spectrum. Like literally had I stayed in this garage for one more hour.
Speaker: help and but this you know i don't recommend anybody do this when i finally get out of the vehicle i i've had some scrapes bruises it wasn't it wasn't massive but and i got not even just you know went for a walk i probably could have burned it off that's how close it was so i had that bill before me it was my first offense and uh... i was able to get into the a r d program
Speaker: So once you complete the program, uh, I could actually have the, it could be expunged from my criminal record. Yeah, it's still going to be, you know, another get your attorney. He's going to have to do all that work again. But, uh, the only downside is it's going to be on my, uh, driving record for the next 10 years. Jesus.
Speaker: So even after an explosion, everything like that? Yeah, it's expunged from your criminal record, but it's not expunged from your driving record. There's always going to be a a trail somewhere. And, you know, the cop was actually really cool about it and even admitted to my attorney that he actually felt bad about it because
Speaker: You know, I obviously tried to sleep it off a little bit. You know, I wasn't like, you know, I wasn't looking to go out and hot rotted after a night of drinking. And the lucky me stopped drinking about three o 'clock in the morning. And this happened three hours later. Three, four hours later. Again, working in law enforcement, when I went and I was working for the sheriff's department, we booked them in.
Speaker: A lot of people will tell you that when they want to give you the breathalyzer to, in other words, don't blow. Yeah. And the whole point behind that would be by the time they get you to the hospital and they get everything set up to get the blood draw and everything, you know, that's more alcohol that is burnt out of your system. Right.
Speaker: The blessing and disguise is you also immediately lose your license, which I've personally seen when I worked the courtroom, the judge throw that part out and reinstate the license. But most of the time that only happened because like I said, you don't blow into the machine. You force them to have to take you in and have blood draw by then.
Speaker: it's either so, you know, they ended up in where I was that low on the spectrum or they're just under. Right. But I've also seen it work backwards because Tennessee has the same law up here as up here. It's implied consent. As soon as you get your license, you are required to submit to a sobriety test. Yep. Or they take your license. So,
Speaker: all the bullshit that you see nowadays with, you know, people wanting to provoke the cops and so on and so forth. If they really wanted to, they could have nailed my acts. Right. Absolutely. You're always better off whether the cops are, you know, quote unquote, being pricks. Or not, you're always better. Keep your cool. You know, you be the respectful one, no matter how much this guy is going to try and provoke you.
Speaker: You be the cooler head. And it actually worked out my favorite because at this point I've already paid off my fines. I've already done the class. I've already done, you know, I've done everything. I've met the requirements ahead of time. And I'm waiting on a letter from the courthouse. My probation officer has already turned it in to have me, you know, a six month early release. Six month early release. Yeah. From probation.
Speaker: I'll be completely done. I'll be completely done. Alright. Well, boys, I'm sorry. I hate to cut you off. I am going to head out. It is 11 o 'clock and I'm going to be up at six AM to take my son to school. So, I'm going to, I'm going to peace out. Y 'all have a good night. I was going to talk to you PJ. **** you, Blake. **** you, Connor. And that's how men talk. I love you, buddy. You're pretty. You only wish you could.
Speaker: So anyways, yeah to go back to the whole current story Well, I named dropped He's it's on my head because lo and behold not long after I got on here We all started talking and everything my phone started ringing
Speaker: And I looked down and it rang. I just long enough for me to see the name and Kirk just tried to call, but then he hung up immediately. So he might've been. Hmm. What do you got on here tonight? Yeah, literally like about two hours ago. He just tried to call. So, wow. You know what Jarvis might've been right. Old no, no, sir. Dom is here. You guys had a pretty good thing going.
Speaker: Well, we've known, me and Carter have known each other for a very long time. Like before I moved back to Tennessee this third time, uh, I was actually DJing security for a bar band, a cover band called dirty audit. And I became good friends with the sound and the light guy. Well, the sound guy was Kurt.
Speaker: The like guy was, his name was Dennis Foreman. I've actually, you know, spiked because of his love of punk music and the fact that he always had a true 80s mohawk. Nice. One of the big, like big straight. Yes. Got it blew the whole deal. He had the piercings, the tattoos, but he was a cool motherfucker. He really was. Like he was another one of those people
Speaker: that literally would have went, here, you need this more than me. Like when I, when my fiance died and I started hanging out with these guys and meeting these guys, I started going through, I went into a really dark place. And Spidey actually, Spidey actually was there for me. He was constantly coming over to my apartment
Speaker: You know here, you know just even just to hang out and bullshit and watch movies and you know, I introduced him to his wife and everything and uh We Kurt at that point was we were friends but During dirty auto only that was back when Kurt worked all the time. He was in business with another friend he was trying to Convert an old hotel
Speaker: or a motel, sorry, into apartments, efficiency apartments. So he never hung out with me in Spike. After I left, him and Spike became closer friends. Unfortunately Spike, it's because of Spike that I found Kurt again. I was trying to look up some of the people I used to hang out with after I moved back up here. And I just, I could not believe it when I Googled him and was looking at all the stuff
Speaker: You know, I, you know, I put in Dennis Foreman, Newcastle, Dennis Foreman, Volant, Dennis Foreman, you know, I was putting all these and up came an obituary. But it didn't look like Spike. So I pulled, I found a Facebook link and I'm looking through and I found Kurt. And Sean, you know, I saw him on Messenger. He replied back literally like two weeks later.
Speaker: him and I started hanging out and I Mean we literally became inseparable Like he was constantly over here, but this was a different hurt Yeah, and I realized that this was a very heavy drinking curt a curtain didn't give a fuck about a damn thing That was always angry and We tried to get a band going
Speaker: You know, I was singing Sarah Sung. He's a phenomenal bass player, believe it or not, phenomenal. And he knows his sound, you know, he knows how to work sound equipment. So, yeah, this whole thing, you know, there was one night we were just tired of doing what we called glorified karaoke. And I knew he had a program on his computer. And I said, what do you think about trying to maybe just DJ and get some actual funds coming in?
Speaker: and we use it towards the bank. And the Mustang actually gave us our start. You know, we sat down that night, started just downloading music like crazy. Really didn't, like my only experience was actually big dance clubs. And I found out very fast the very first night that going into a bar is a different monster. Like you can't play the same stuff you would play at a dance club.
Speaker: Because it's not a dance club. They dance there, but it's not a club. And it just, it kept going up. We were getting better at it. And the problem is he just, he got depressed about the whole thing. And before you know it, you know, people were stupid. He hated the music we were playing.
Speaker: He never wanted to learn the songs. He never wanted to try and learn a rhythm. There's a certain flow you've got to do, even in just a dive bar. You still have to try and transition and flow. And people picked up on his attitude. And it got to a point where they didn't like him.
Speaker: They really didn't. And he just kept getting worse and worse. And then the fights between him and I were getting worse and worse. So it came to a head, I wreck my truck. And now Kurt has gotten in quite a bit of trouble. He doesn't have a license. I've been the one going and picking him up and dropping him off. But yet, let's just say he owed money to the business.
Speaker: He borrowed some money to do some stuff, and he kept saying he was going to pay the business back. Well, he acted like it really bothered him, but he felt bad and was upset that I had wrecked my truck. So we go to our next gig the night after. And the next day, obviously, is Memorial Day. And he messages me.
Speaker: It says, dude, I tried to get you at night. You know, I need my money. I'm like, wait a minute. You said you were going to put the money back into the jar. You know, that's, that's going towards the company. You guys do not got a huge paycheck coming up. I'll put the money back in, but I need it right now. Yeah. Lo and behold, somebody that's never been able to get a ride, you know, well, he could have had his parents, but I mean, how many times is that going to work out, especially doing what we were doing?
Speaker: They're not gonna show up here at 2 33 o 'clock in the morning 4 o 'clock in the morning whenever we got back You know to come pick him up so it just became a thing where I would come and pick him up just it worked out and He got a buddy of his to give him a ride over here and I said, you know, I even told him while he was here like, you know, here's your money, but
Speaker: You know, what about this wedding we have next weekend? Did you ever, you know, cause you promised this dude you were going to fix this song up for him and do it the way, you know, alter it around the way he wants it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And meanwhile, I've been in contact with this dude multiple times and he still had, you know, hurt was ghosting him altogether. So hurt took his money that day.
Speaker: And I told him before I was done chasing him. You know, it was, it was his responsibility to get a hold of me. So here comes the wedding. Actually it was a bowel renewal. So, but same difference tomato tomorrow and no curve. So I fixed the song up and do it. You know, him and I get together, me and the groom, we talk about it and we figure out, you know, he was happy with the way I went ahead. You know, it literally took me like 15 minutes.
Speaker: And I never heard from Kurt. Three months goes by, I'm at the Outer Banks with Connor. And him and I are chilling on the beach. Well, I heard rumors going around that he was trying to DJ at this other bar on the other side of Mercer. And I'm like, well, how's he gonna do that? I've got all his stuff. And I'm like, oh, they got house equipment. I'm like, oh, okay.
Speaker: Hey, if he wants to, you know, I see where he's at now, I see where his head is. Now, he didn't use our name. He went by DJ Miller. And, uh, well, I get a phone call when me and Connor, you know, and Sarah's down in Tennessee at the time. So I get a phone call.
Speaker: And he, you know, I ignore it, he leaves a message. He's like, I don't know how we want to go about this. And, you know, he's real coy about it. And then all of a sudden that flip switched, you know, the switch flipped, sorry. And he goes, I want my stuff. End of story. And hangs up a phone. And I played that back multiple times. I say, I still have the messages. And he,
Speaker: He calls me back about an hour later and starts to blow up my messages. Dude, I want my stuff. Now we can either do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way. If I have to, I'll get the sheriff and we'll come to your house. Ignore. And then I saw the post later that night or the next night. No equipment, no fucking problem.
Speaker: And he showed a picture of their whole setup there. Well, a lot of people got back to me after this has happened. And they, this just goes back to he never wanted to learn how to do this. And in his mind, people were stupid. And he treated him like that. And he ended up bombing that night.
Speaker: So after I get back to the, from the banks, I shoot him a message. I'm like, all right, I've got time for you now. I said, you want your stuff? Come and get it. I said, you come with your parents. You're not to bring anybody else to this house. That's my boy. Jeez. What's going on, brother? I love you, man. So he,
Speaker: He sends me a message back. He goes, we need to be professional about this. We need to talk. I'm like, no, we don't. I bought it all message. You need to come get, you know, you want your stuff, come get your stuff. Parrots only. He goes, no, we need to talk. And I'm like, no, we don't. And that was the last time I heard from him. And then like I said, lo and behold, tonight,
Speaker: What a coincidence. Well, it's it's it's. It's funny how how and when the haters come out of the woodwork, you know, it's funny when when the people who. You tried to create something with you tried to build something with. Come out of the woodwork at the most opportune times for them.
Speaker: You know, I'm I'm I'm dealing with it right now. You know, there's a couple people out there that that want to constantly keep bringing in. And the funny thing about it is the funny thing about it is. I'll be blunt as hell. I'll be blatant as fuck and I'll call a motherfucker out, but they want to they want to do this little song and dance.
Speaker: and they wanna do this little passive aggressive song and dance and talk shit, but not talk shit to me even though they know that I know that they're talking shit about me and what I'm doing here. And then at the same time, they wanna project because a certain individual will just say,
Speaker: Actually, fuck it. It is what it is. Fireman Rich wants to ride this fucking little goofy ass said saga. I don't know how long you're going to ride this shit out because you've been riding this shit out for like six months at this point. I was talking one time. About I was live on TikTok, right?
Speaker: And somebody was in my TikTok and I don't even remember their name. That's how much, that's how important the situation is to me. But I was live and there were a handful of people in there, whatever, a bunch of people, we were all shit -checking and having fun. There's one person, they were in there and they were talking and blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: I don't know where they were like, well, I'm going to leave because I have to go. Uh, there's a bigger tick tocker that's live right now. And, and, and I have to go moderate for them. And I was like, all right, weird flicks totally uncalled for kind of fucking rude. At the end of the day, my personal feelings, like if you want to leave, just say bye or don't say nothing at all. At the end of the day.
Speaker: And I was like, and I made the comment, some people are cool with that. Some people are cool with people coming in and watching their shit. And then blatantly, in my opinion, personal opinion, disrespecting them by saying, I'm going to go watch somebody who's bigger than you. And then leave to go watch that person. And again, personal, personal feeling.
Speaker: And it was a personal story. Like something that happened to me. No names or mention or anything like that. But this goofy fuck is hung up on it. Not to mention the fact that the amount of shit that he talks about my show. Well, fireman rich, I had to break it to you, bro. I can go on one platform, two platform, three platforms at the same time. And still bury your numbers at the end of the day. So keep talking your shit on your 10 fucking platforms that you get. Eight viewers on.
Speaker: Congratulations. But it's like that, that, that, that fucking hangout for no reason at the end of the day. But that's what happens when you start to do good, when you start to create what you want to create, which is what I'm doing. And, and, and the opportunity for the network and fireman rich to be a part of the network and former co -host and, and, and other, uh, broadcasters was put out there to them. But.
Speaker: they didn't want nothing to do with it. They shit on everything I said, everything I had to say and just discredited me. But now that we're actually doing it now, now they're paying attention. Yeah. And now they want, now they got something to say about it. Like, Oh, I'm on a network. Cause I got 10 platforms. You're not on a network. You're just on 10 fucking platforms. We have a network. We, we have,
Speaker: shows seven days a week, seven different shows. I've rebranded shows. I've remade shows. I've created new shows. So we have seven different shows every day of the week. You fuck shit, but you're stealing other people's content. You have no content. When you get new, when you get new people who come in and comment, you block them.
Speaker: you have to reiterate that you're not affiliated with any of your local news stations because all you're doing is playing their shit. You have to reiterate multiple times that all you're doing is quoting other people's shit. Like we're doing real, raw, original shit live seven nights a week. So like him just popping up tonight because you're doing this thing, you put it out there. Thank you for sharing it out there. That's awesome. I appreciate that.
Speaker: Uh, but that's why he's popping up because now you're doing things that is out of the realm of what he thought you would do. And now let me, let me get his attention real quick. That's not exactly. Close. Like I said, me and Steve were talking about what to do this last night. He's all game for it. What's try. I'm interested in seeing how that dynamics works out.
Speaker: Original plan and the main reason I got these mics and try to get everything professional and try to do it all the right way Me and Kirk were gonna do this And I figure you know what? You know some people do make it big doing this they really do I mean you start getting sponsors They start putting you know a little money in your pocket so on and so forth why the hell not and like I said earlier people like drama and
Speaker: Anybody that's ever watched any fucking reality TV people like drama and the more angrier people get right Jeeves The angrier people get They the more the crowd loves it the like the more hateful the more bitter it gets and with the way him and I like to argue I thought why not try and capitalize on this? Yeah, you know me personally. I don't like the drama. I would rather I would rather
Speaker: Drama and politics. To me are are like a low hanging fruit, right? Yeah, it's easy to do. I mean, I mean, at the end of the day, Jeff and I could come up here and Jeff and Jeff and I have been friends for almost 30 years. Jeff and I can come up in this bitch. We can come up in this bitch seven days a week and argue with each other. And they're not even be personal, but we could do it for the show. You know what I mean?
Speaker: And generally when people bring drama our way I Have lost my cool a few times. I you know, I'm guilty of that. I have lost my cool a few times But But I don't I don't thrive on the drama and it was and it's like certain people who
Speaker: Could have been a part of what we're doing right now. They have nothing unless they create drama. And and and it's funny because. Said person I was talking about. When he as soon as any and he won't say our name, but as soon as he starts talking shit. It gets a little just a little just a little bump, just a little bump. Not much, just a little bump.
Speaker: You know what I mean? And it's like. Well, at the end of the day, all y 'all is proving my point. You you motherfuckers ain't shit without me. You motherfuckers will never amount to shit without me. And I don't even have to be on your show. You just got to mention me. And some of these guys, one of these cats in particular likes to like to brag at the fact he's been doing this for 15 years. You've been doing this for 15 years, bro. And you ain't done shit with it.
Speaker: I've been doing this shit for three. I've been doing this shit for three years. I've been doing this podcast thing for three years. And before I was just streaming, I was just drinking and having fun and just me drunk, having fun. They would never see the numbers that I seen just me drinking and having fun. Let alone legitimately try and do the podcast thing.
Speaker: you say that and I look on the wall right here is the very first dollar you can't well they can't see it but I bought our very first dollar from that night we went to the Mustang and Sarah wrote the Mustang on it with a special pen 8 7 21 so I could tell you the very first you know how long I've been doing it the very first you know so it sounds like you've been doing your podcast just about as long as I've been DJing give or take you know
Speaker: We started as April 2021. I think we just celebrated our three year anniversary, but I was on, I was on Ustream. I was on Periscope. I was on TikTok and I was doing this lives by myself, just hanging out, having a good time. I was on TikTok or I was on Periscope and, and, and, and, and like I said, I'm not a numbers guy. I don't ever pay attention to, to, to, to numbers.
Speaker: Um, but I remember, I remember not, and I only went live one night a week, one night a week. I went live on Saturdays outside of that. I was not active on social media very often. I remember nights having a thousand, 1500 fucking people watching my periscope and the chat just, and having nine, 10,
Speaker: 12 different conversations at once. And people go and click with the amount of alcohol you drink. And granted, I was in a very bad place back then. I'm not proud of who I was back then, but it is what it is. It was still me being drunk, having a good time. But I know all those people watching my lives on Saturday nights and no drama, no drama. I was on TikTok. I had drama one time.
Speaker: and it got squashed. Well, when I say what I say, it wasn't like, you know, we're going to fight, you know, that wasn't the intention was that was not that like, but basically take our anger and take that, you know, when I say drama, I'm talking more, have some fun with it. Yeah. Because you know, how many people, you know, putting little comments here? I mean,
Speaker: That's what I like. I like seeing people laugh and joke and have a good time and, you know. What's going on, lady? And that's the thing, like. I was and I think it was more of a I wasn't I wasn't you know, I had fun. I loved doing the Periscope. I loved doing TikTok. I wasn't very protective of it. And then we started this podcast and this podcast became like my baby because this was this was something I wanted to do.
Speaker: years before it ever even started like way back when, and I become very protective of it. And I will always be very protective of not only the podcast, nonsensical nonsense is our baby. This is what got us to where we are right now with the network. That's my baby. I love what we do. I love where it's involved.
Speaker: You know, we were doing nonsensical nonsense three nights a week. That was redundant. It was stupid I'm so glad that I was afforded the opportunity to change Monday nights from nonsensical nonsense To men caring for men a men's mental health show on Monday nights Okay, and then we just recently rebranded Wednesday nights. Wednesday nights is not nonsensical nonsense anymore Wednesday nights is now what the fuck news?
Speaker: Well, nonsensical nonsense is Saturday nights. Saturday nights is nonsensical nonsense. And it's, we brand into because it's Saturday night. It's nonsensical nonsense, but it's an open door challenge. And we dropped the link and we invite anybody and everybody to come up and hang out with us. Not only that, but now we've added.
Speaker: We've added Jeff's garage. Jeff is finally doing the show that he's wanted to do since we started the podcast. He finally found the confidence, he finally found that groove and he's doing his show. Thursday nights we have Talking Ship, Mark and Brian are doing their thing and they're gonna continue to get better and they're gonna continue to grow and we're gonna support them and we're gonna be real with them and we're gonna be able to have the conversations. This is where you lacked here, but this is where you were good here. Let's keep growing.
Speaker: And that goes for all the shows. All the shows are gonna have points where we lack and we have our core six. And then Sunday nights is Jarvis's podcast and he's doing his thing. There's a brand coming, but that's gonna be good for him for what he wants to do at the end of the day. It's about change, but we're all putting the work and we have our core six.
Speaker: those five guys still come to me. And I still put all that weight and that burden on me. If we fail, it's my fault. I gotta carry this burden, but I wanna carry this burden because I want all of us to succeed. I wanna start phasing myself out of Monday nights. I'm doing too much, I'm doing four shows a week.
Speaker: I'm doing too much. I want to phase myself out of Wednesday nights. I don't want to be on Fridays and Saturday nights at the end of the day. And I don't even want to do every Friday and Saturday night. Let's be honest, because it's the weekends and you know, it was a Friday night. Nikki and I can go out and party or wear it down in PA or whatever, but it makes me that there's a lot of commitment. I've seen you guys like, I mean, you've done your show from hotel rooms.
Speaker: You know, the first time you and I sat down and I got an opportunity to kind of, you know, sit ball with you while we were, you know, online. I mean, you were over here, you know, you guys were doing a visit and they were doing your show. I mean, to me, that's commitment. Yeah. Like I said, and the one that speaks out to most of the fact that you were doing these from your hotel room. Yeah. I'm still here. I'm still listening. I just got, I got you.
Speaker: So it was just, you know, I can't, you know, me wanting to get into this and start doing this. In all honesty, when you really sit down and think about it, doing this stuff right here is really therapeutic. It really does give you an opportunity to kind of vent. And truly you get, I mean, and what's comforting about it, you get to vent from your own home, you know.
Speaker: Now, do I have those, you know, grand illusions of, you know, okay, now I'm doing this tonight. I, uh, obviously I could do this, you know, I could be comfortable. I could be, I actually haven't stumbled and mumbled as much as I thought I would. And it was, you know, yeah, it took me a second to kind of, you know, I knew what I was getting into, but I didn't know what I was getting into. So.
Speaker: Like when I was quiet for the first like five, 10 minutes after I got on here, that was me actually studying everybody and trying to figure out where you guys groove it. And tonight was, for what the fuck news, tonight was a little off. Tonight was more nonsensical nonsense than what the fuck news. I mean, I literally got told one of my stories that I had, I'm gonna save him for next week.
Speaker: I think they'll still be relevant and still be able to talk about, but, um, he could stop it. So if you go up to the top right -hand side, you see where it says comments on your screen? Yeah.
Speaker: I think you might be on private comments, but if you hit comments, you can actually, actually, actually he brought three stories to, to, to the show tonight. Uh, and we spent a good amount of time on, on, on, on, on two of them. And, and one of them spawned into a whole nother conversation. Uh, so I'm raining the boys and they're learning. Um, you know, I can tell.
Speaker: Should be able to I see I see one over here. This kind of got my attention Does superstar DJ mean superstar dickjerker? Who said that? Just laugh at it don't worry about it that is that is a friend of ours That is a friend of ours whose name rhymes with that guy's name
Speaker: Yes, Peter, Peter Piper, Peter Piper, he's fun. He's cool. He's okay.
Speaker: No, actually, like you said, once I got the gist of what everybody was doing, like it never, you know, what the fuck, you know, so what the fuck news when I'm thinking, like my first thought whenever you told me ahead of time, hey, if you got a, you know, something that you see in the news, my first thought went to like those two ladies getting into it during that, I guess it was a town hall meeting or whatever.
Speaker: The one comments about her eyelashes, you know the one lady's eye And absolutely that that would fall into line for what the fuck news It's just things like so so what I like to say is think of Florida man Right or things that make you go what the fuck I mean, that's that's what it is. It's either Florida man news or things that make you go what the fuck I
Speaker: And then once I got it, like, kind of, I got the mentality of what you guys are trying to do. That's why I kept looking down at my phone. I was going through like, I started off going, okay, weird news, maybe, because he was talking about the killer bees brew and all that. I'm like, Oh, I mean that, and I tried to, well, I tried to make it really easy for the guys. Like Jeff does like conspiracy stuff.
Speaker: Jarvis does sports, Connor does current events, quote, unquote, I'm supposed to do entertainment, but I do a little bit of everything. Like I had, I had the Diddy situation. I had the Booker situation. I had the kid rock situation. I had the Graceland situation. Obviously the stain drummer dying, the founder of train him dying. And I also had a serial killer news out of Canada.
Speaker: So, so, so I'm all over the place and I tease the guys all the time. Like I tell the guys, I really feel like I should start going first because you might be able to help set the tone a little bit more and get people more in line with what you originally had in region for this. Yeah. We've, we've, we've done the show and every time I've gone last and I'm like, God, people have already tuned out by the time I'm going in.
Speaker: At the end of the day, you know, nothing against the guys because, you know, we still have good conversation and we still have good talks, but like, I really need to start going first just to throw it out there. And, and, and, and, and, and because I, you know, I'm quote unquote entertainment, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm covering all basis, but I also don't want to go first because then I feed into the haters who are like glicks and asshole and it's all about him.
Speaker: It's a catch 22. You know, I'm dead. If I do, I'm dead. If I don't want to end the day, what the hell am I supposed to do? But I do know what they we, we, we, we have good quality content. We, we, we have fun. We enjoy each other's company. And, uh, you know, I mean, I understand why people want to, want to shut down about us and, and, and, and, you know,
Speaker: why people want to come out of the woodwork and it's like, you know, I have somebody that I, I, I, I really like. Um, he's a good friend, but outside of Saturday nights, he's reached a point where he won't be on any of the shows, uh, that I have anything to say with unless it's a Saturday night because it's an open door challenge and we invite anybody and everybody to come up. So.
Speaker: if you hit that link and you come up, as long as you don't show your wiener and you're not racist or anything like that, you're going to have to hate. Yeah. So. I mean, what makes the Fridays and Saturdays fun for me is like, I've been booked solid this entire month. I'm literally booked solid next month. What's up?
Speaker: I said, you can't beat that, man. That's good. Doing what you're doing, doing the DJ thing. But, you know, you're booked up every weekend. Well, it's fun because I might have just made a move as of yesterday that is probably going to put me in a bit of a bind and I'm trying to figure out how to juggle what I'm making DJing with my regular work and so on and so forth. I went out and bought a truck yesterday.
Speaker: I've seen that and it's it's a twenty -one thirty -one thousand miles on it. You know, it's it's a good truck. It's a bare bones. I mean, it just has the F 150. Yeah, you gotta get you you gotta uh uh rainbow flags painted on your tailgate next week. Not quite. I'll tell you what, I will put it right there on the bumper because that's the
Speaker: Yeah, it will. Yeah. Give her a take your friend from Ohio for a drive and he reaches over and uh grabs your thighs, grabs your thigh and ask you who your daddy is. That's right. It's like to drive a Ford F 150. Anyways, what came with this nice truck was a nice truck. I like it. It looks good.
Speaker: it came with a hefty payment too. And I was crunching my numbers and shoot, I'm not gonna be able to, like I was putting all my DJ money in a safe, after Kurt left, I did stuff that we talked about, we should've been doing. I went ahead and opened up a savings account. I, you know, and the other fun fact about the whole DJ thing is, there is one place we go,
Speaker: that hits us for the 1099. And we had talked about it even before that, doing quarterly taxes. That way, it is on the book. You know, I'm doing it the way I'm supposed to. I got the subscription so I could use the right program. You know, everything I do, I've made sure is legit. So, in doing what I did, we would split that 1099.
Speaker: He openly admitted, he got his in the mail and he literally threw it in a pile. And here's me going and doing our quarterly, you know, like we're supposed to. And after he left, what I was doing was I would keep literally like what, 50, 60 bucks. The rest of it would go right into savings. Well, the day we went in for, you know, to look for,
Speaker: It wasn't even the truck we originally wanted. The day we went in for the truck, I had already gone to the bank, did a deposit, and let me put it this way, I started to look really comfortable. Well, that amount just took a nice size hit because I used some of it for a down on the truck. So now here I am trying to plan a vacation in June.
Speaker: on top of the fact that having work with comp or being on work comp, I'm still waiting for a callback from the work comp people to find out if I'm even, you know, if I'm allowed to try and take on a second job. Yeah. So there's certain, you know, and I say all this because, you know, one of the biggest reason people fail is because they don't think it will work.
Speaker: It's, it's beer. And they won't, it won't work because let's pause, pay the state a podcast. They are literally a dime a dozen. There are thousands of them, but most of them fail out because like most of it, you know, actual, you know, starting a business with a restaurant, most of them go under in the first few months.
Speaker: because they expect to get in there and hit it big and all it takes is that one little bit, that one little hiccup with a podcast. We're sitting here, what, we maybe got two or three people right now? But it's also, you know, be a real example. You've got it up, I typically don't look. We actually still have six people still watching us live. Nice. But I will say this, our replay viewers,
Speaker: Shout out to our replay viewers the people who will listen to us on the podcasting platforms Wish we switched over to Zincaster. I don't know not even a year ago six seven eight nine months ago something like that On the podcast platforms, we've got over 32 ,000 listens Our replay views on YouTube We're
Speaker: In somewhere around 30 to 60 replay views of an episode not a lot nothing nothing to write home about But we got 200 we got 200 subscribers on YouTube. There's people out there that who that have over a Thousand subscribers and can't get 10 read can't get 10 viewers Whether they're live or on their replay You know, I mean so
Speaker: And we've got to be able to do that. In my mind, you've got to be able to first, you've got to be able to talk. You've got to be comfortable. You know, like I said, it took me about 10 to 15 minutes to finally, you know, get the niche of what you guys are doing. And, you know, I, I'm actually, I like the brag that I'm actually pretty good at reading people for the most part. I still make mistakes. I still make the wrong reading. You know, I've, I've been known to piss the people off.
Speaker: It happened. But I'm also usually the first one to apologize afterwards and try and make amends. If I'm wrong, if I'm wrong, I'm wrong. But if you're just an asshole, then you're an asshole and all. Yeah. Yeah. Doesn't matter whether you're right or wrong. If you're an asshole about it, you're wrong regardless. In my opinion. So I thought, you know, I was telling you
Speaker: When I first like, Hey, uh, you know, I'm on the shelf again. I was wanting to do this. And Hey props to my boy, Steve, you know, he, you know, kind of relit that fire last night. You know, we were sitting out here in the garage just kind of hanging out and BS a little bit. And he can, I noticed he kept looking over in this direction. And I finally realized, I said, those are mics for a podcast. He goes, you do a podcast. I'm like, not yet. And him and I start spitballing and.
Speaker: My mind always goes a million miles. I always look, if one person can do it, so can somebody else. But I'm never going to know if I can do it unless I absolutely try. So that's why today I message him first. I'm like, hey, are you still game for this? We were talking pretty hard about it last night. And he's like, yeah. And that's when I messaged you. And I believe in good omens.
Speaker: And the fact that you, you were like, well, dude, I don't do, but you know, you're in luck tonight. It just so happens. My, one of my co -hosts is not going to be there. So I kind of got a spot open and hopefully I'm not boring people. No. And I, you know, and I'll be, and I'll be a hundred percent honest with you, man, whether, whether Jeff was here tonight, I would have still brought you up tonight. I still would have brought you up. You, you, you and I, you and I have talked about this.
Speaker: And Nicki and I were one of my multiple piss breaks. Nicki and I, you know, like I told her, I was like, you know, I'm excited Bill's here because you and I have talked about this quite a bit. Yeah. You know what I mean? And I didn't want to, you know, push you or anything like that. I was like, you know, when he's ready, he'll be ready.
Speaker: Um, so I'll be a hundred percent. Honestly, typically on Wednesday nights, now we don't bring quote unquote get stuff on here. You're not a guest. Let's be honest. Uh, you know, you're part of the family because you're my boy. You're my boy. And, uh, I, you know, I still would have brought you up and brought you in here. Uh, but, um, you know, I've told you a million times over.
Speaker: You know, I would love to see you do something. I, it's something that you're passionate about and it's something that you really want to do. You're going to, you're going to have to understand it's not going to be easy. It's not going to be easy. There's a lot of work, but you know, and now we've expanded into this quote unquote network and we have our core six and, and, and, uh, I'm here. Jeff's here. We started the nonsense go nonsense. Um,
Speaker: And I told Jeff from Jump Street, I wanna make this a network and it's gonna be the nonsensical network. This is my dream, this is what I want. And he was on board and now it's really happening, now it's becoming a thing. And I tried to start it a while back. Everything happens for a reason, it wasn't the right people. The right people were not in place, but now we have the right people.
Speaker: It is what it is. You know, it's, this is, this is my network. I created it, but I tell the guys it's, it is our network. You know, at the end of the day, it is our network. We have our core six myself, Jeff, as the creators, uh, Connor Jarvis, Mark and Brian were talking shit. They're coming in. We're doing things together. We're supporting each other. We're uplifting each other. We're pushing each other. Not only do we have.
Speaker: our page, like we have our page for the, for the network, but everybody also has all their own individual things. And it's like the networks are going to grow. We are going to grow. So, you know, and, and we've talked about what happens when we expand and when we add other shows. Well, you have your core six Monday through Friday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Speaker: shows start at 7 p .m. Thursday and Friday show starts at eight Thursdays most shows are an hour and a half two hours Fridays I would like to keep it at an hour and a half two hours so people can go after the show or before the show and the same thing Mondays Wednesdays
Speaker: and Sundays, we've got to lock them down. We've got to, like, if, if we, if we added more shows and tonight there was show that came on after us at 10, we still wouldn't be live right now. I would have ended the show right at 958. You know what I mean? I mean, I got the music in, got the outros in, got everybody out so we could have ended and the next show could have come up. Boom. And, and, and, and it's like, I've already got all this planned out.
Speaker: But I want us all to be on the same page to support each other. I want a group of individuals who are not only going to a support each other when it comes to the podcast, but say you start a podcast and say, you, you guys come up here and you do a show on Monday night and your show or Monday and your show is Mondays from, from five to seven. Not only are you going to come out of that show and tell everybody to tune in next for men cam for men.
Speaker: we're going to come in and be like, hey, thanks for listening to Bill and so and so. Hopefully you guys enjoyed their show. Also, if you're in the PA area and you're anywhere near Marsha,
Speaker: And you know, the Mustang, go see BJ or go see Bill Saturday night, go see Bill tomorrow night at the Mustang, if you're anywhere near there. So we're not only, we're going to support the podcast, but we're going to support your, your side adventures. Right. Right. You know what I mean? And, and, and, and vice versa. So it's, it's about creating that community. And we have our four six, where we're all supporting each other, but we're also supporting us as a whole.
Speaker: but then supporting each other as an individual entity as well. You know what I mean? Does that make sense? I like it. Yeah, it does. It does. I mean, honestly, yeah, I do like the whole, you know, network idea. I mean, until I saw a nonsensical nonsense network or nonsensical networker, I would need. Yeah, nonsensical network. Yeah.
Speaker: I was like, man, he's really, he's really taking it like next level. And like, I'm very serious about this. I want to turn this into, um, something we've monetized, something where we're all making money and, and, and, and ultimately I want to quit my day job. I want to quit my day job and this become my, my, my full -time job podcasting, whether I'm doing something behind the scenes or I'm live on the camera. This is what I want to do full -time at the end of the day.
Speaker: And I did a lot of investigating before, you know, back when me and Kurt originally thought about this, you know, what platform were we gonna have? Well, what streaming service? Do we just do this straight on YouTube? Do I do a Facebook Live? Do I... Who would guess, you know, she brought up a good point there, I like that.
Speaker: Oh, sorry. I'm not. My bad. It says just remember some guests are more welcome than others. No, they're not. No, they're not. And I tried and I could not get in. I could not get a word in it. No, they're not.
Speaker: Well, I saw a guest and I zeroed in on that word. And, you know, it's like I was telling Steve, it's like, you know, I said, I get on Instagram a lot. Well, I also follow the ones that do live. And one of the things I like, there are certain ones that like, I mean, they make it a point to try and talk to everybody. I've even DM'd a few of them and they've replied back and it's like, wow, you know, you're,
Speaker: And my biggest thing has been, what is going to be my platform? What's going to be my topic? And really, I want to leave it open and just do like you guys do and just talk whatever comes up. Now, obviously, if there's a guest, that's the main focus. But my original plan was, what's up?
Speaker: I'm still listening. I'm just gonna drop down for a second My original plan was actually to kind of You know since 80s, you know hairstyles 80s clothes making it come, you know, a lot of retro is making a comeback and You know, I always tell my kid, you know, I kind of sound like my dad when I talk to my kids I'm like you guys missed out on so much
Speaker: you know, that you don't do today. So I guess both Blayton and someone literally, I'm going to be like, you know, trying to vent a little bit. I guess the way it used to be. Yeah, no, we. Well, there he is. Yeah, no.
Speaker: I'm still here. I know Nikki's getting about ready for bed. I was just trying to clear off the bed. Yeah, I mean, that's that's that. And that's why I kind of came into like the rebranding of shows. You know what I mean? And I don't know, like he's still here. You know, I got yelled at for a long time.
Speaker: A lot of people wanted me to do the men's mental health or or or or do a mental health show and stuff like that Because there was some times where I opened up and and I and I talked about some things and stuff like that but I didn't have the right people in place and And and and I and and then you know adding Connor once Connor, you know the unfortunate downside with Connor's situation is
Speaker: and whatnot. And then, you know, by happenstance, realizing that Jarvis would actually be really good for men's mental. I was just ready to come out there and get you. She looked all confused. I didn't really do a talking. Yeah. Hi, Nikki. Hi, Bill. It's good to see you, Nikki.
Speaker: Don't think she likes you bill probably not she never has He never liked PJ deal No, never she said I Don't know Where was it? But um, you know those guys like it was it was it was just It
Speaker: We gel together really well and we have the conversations and we conversate very well together You know and then and then tell the guys look Wednesday nights I Want to change it up and I don't know and I don't know if the guys are gonna stick around for Wednesday night shows and it's nothing against them I mean, maybe maybe maybe
Speaker: Other people will come along and, and, and, and, and that includes me. I might not be here on Wednesday nights. Maybe I'll disappear on Wednesday nights and somebody else will take over. And, and, and, and, and Jeff will be like, you know, Wednesday nights, I don't want to do Wednesday nights or, or Connor or Steven or whatever. You maybe we'll have a whole new fucking lineup on Wednesday nights. I don't know. But you know, we, we kind of.
Speaker: putting the cards were dealt and and and we make the adjustments where we need to make the adjustments. But it's all about growth and improvement and and and not being that dog in the backyard that's chasing his tails, his tail in circles. You know what I mean? Right. So, you know, we
Speaker: we have to put our egos to the side and and do what's best for the network. So, you know, maybe. Like I said, and this is no disrespect to any of the guys, you know, maybe just not really working out on Wednesday nights and and and and he's replaced and I have to choose. I have to choose wisely because I think if I say Jarson, he freaks out. And he has a mental breakdown, but
Speaker: And that's kind of where you are with your DJ stuff. I mean, you, you, you, you started doing one thing, but somebody threw a monkey wrench in there, but you're still striving, man. You're still growing. You're still, instead of, instead of taking that curve ball and taking that strikeout instead, you're like, no, okay. Well, this is a little hiccup.
Speaker: I'm going to adjust and I'm going to continue to do what I do and grow. And like you said, you're booked up for the next what, two months already? Yeah, pretty much. Now the fun part is next month is basically all Mustang minus, uh, one Saturday I'm going to be in Brady in a place called all stars, but they're screaming for me. Come in there. Where we're at. It's called all stars and.
Speaker: you know, Brady's just a little town. It really is but it's on the river and apparently in the summertime on the weekends, that place absolutely packs up. You know, they'll come in. Yeah, it's one of those places. It's a summertime vibe is is is is elevated. but I mean, you know that my friends Beth and Brad hooked me and Sarah up with this uh game Saturday. It's a campground. It's
Speaker: I mean, it's a nice little paycheck, it really is. What's a good way to put, I mean, I'm starting to gain a lot of traction. And I try not to bash on him too much, because believe it or not, Kurt does have good qualities to him.
Speaker: When it came time to work on my vehicle, it didn't matter what it was. His knowledge of mechanics is awesome. His knowledge of music, albeit rock and metal, is awesome. He was the go -to guy. If someone were to go down right now, it took me 15 minutes to figure this whole thing out.
Speaker: I'm going to have to listen to the playback later on and see, you know, was I too close to the mic? Was I not far enough from the mic? You know, as I know, you said with the giant room, you know, you sound really good, man. You sound really good outside of the fact that if nobody else knows this, except for you and I, because I've been there, right? You're in the garage, but you actually, you actually sound really good, man. So that actually tells me that, you know, I bought middle of the road.
Speaker: mics i think it the most expensive i didn't get the most the cheapest ones i found a price break and i did that for two reasons one if it doesn't work out i'm called spade of spade and you know i still got some of the some product but yeah the fun part is it still took me you know like i said it took me fifteen minutes to figure out you know because i'm like okay
Speaker: Kirk knew the soundboard. He knows how to make something sound good. He is good at that. He's also a very talented bass player. It's just, if anybody were to be on your mental health, it would need to be him, honestly. Tell him to hit me up. And I'm not rolling out, never talking to him again.
Speaker: Oh, I never, I never said that. It's just he, he did say one thing, you know, that kind of rang out pretty true. And I had to agree with a little bit, people have to deal with their own demons in their own way. Oh, you know, and it also goes with the old saying, you can only lead a horse to water. I'm a pessimist. And this is something that me and Sarah kind of bounced back and forth about because she's the
Speaker: Oh no, I'm the optimist. She's the pessimist. Like me, the glass is half full. For her, it's half empty. That's how it is with Nikki and I. So I will say ladies, ladies accurate. I bought, I bought, I don't know how many little panels I bought for styrofoam, but I just put them on the wall, which my laptop and everything faces.
Speaker: and I think it made, and now I'm dealing with faulty wiring sometimes with my mic. I got to get a new, I got to get a new adapter, but yeah.
Speaker: She's got a she's got a whole ass in home studio. Ladies got a whole ass in home studio. She does a radio show. By the way, yes, I told you on Instagram. Congratulations on the on the on the French thing. That's awesome. Ladies going to be at fringe in August. It is like the world's largest arts and music type festival over there where she's at in Scotland and Edinburgh, correct?
Speaker: I think she was on when I was on her chatting with you. Yeah, I think so. I think she was really good. She took a little break away from the chat. She got a little pissed off a couple of weeks ago. We had somebody join us on a Saturday night. He was a pompous asshole. And before I could do anything, all hell broke loose.
Speaker: but she'll be doing a whole month's worth of live shows. She does a jukebox jury and musicians are over there across the pond. They send her music and I don't know why the hell she had me on there, but one night I was on there with her. It's a really cool show and she'll be doing live shows for an entire month at the French festival. So,
Speaker: Edinburgh Edinburgh Fringe Festival And that's gonna be that's that's huge for her plus. She does a radio show and everything like that but that's gonna be huge for her and it's gonna be awesome and I Can't wait to see it Obviously, I can't go there, but I can't wait to see it on the internet. I'll go to Scotland. Yeah
Speaker: I don't have the funds to go to Scotland, but I'll be watching on the interwebs I do and I I'd literally have to go Scotland Ireland Wales and just hit all you know All three of the yeah, no I but we're excited for here at the network we're excited for where we Kind of pop it up, but you know I
Speaker: I don't know what the hell it was called. I just seen it. And I with the Edinburgh winners or something like that. But no, like I said, as far as your my quality, dude, I got a I got a I got a J lab microphone and it literally plugs into my laptop. I don't have a sound board. I don't have nothing. And you know, the microphone itself is great. It picks up everything.
Speaker: I have multiple settings on it. I do have a setting on the microphone where if it's me and another person in the same room, I can put it as a dual, I can put it as a triple, or I can put it to quad. And basically what it does is kind of separate our voices or solo. And it kind of separates our voices so we don't sound like we're all yelling in the same microphone.
Speaker: Uh, I got a couple of basic settings on it. I can adjust volume and gain, but that's about it. Um, but it's, it's, it's, it's, it's what I bought three years ago. And, uh, it works at the end of the day. Well, this isn't. My boat's off to Edinburgh. I go. Right.
Speaker: the the the the the the the the the the the
Speaker: I can also play with your mic setting some. StreamYard allows me to make settings or to adjust settings. So I can knock out the echo cancellation background noise. We can automatically adjust mic. I generally turn that off and then I just adjust your mic volume accordingly.
Speaker: Well, I got, I mean, like I said, I'm going through my, uh, I use a Behringer soundboard whenever I DJ. So when I came up with this idea tonight, you know, the plan was always to go through the soundboard. And one of the things I found out, I was trying to look at it and figure out why, like I had it set up for a different channel, but I couldn't get the, you know, it's got an indicator to let you know, you know, that it's getting signal.
Speaker: Yeah. And when I was messing with it, I was talking into it and I couldn't get the setting to go the whole way through. Like it wasn't reading that it was coming. But then when I plug it into the channel that I always use for the mic, for some reason it fired right up and I'm like, okay. So, and again, this is where Kurt would have came into play. Like he'd have been able to sit down and figure out
Speaker: why that way if I was to try and do this say you know Steve Kurt or even if Sarah came out and I go to set up the other mic now I'm gonna figure out what is it that I'm doing with the other one you know with number one channel why can't it work with number two so I you know obviously after tonight I got some kinks to work out wow or I would
Speaker: You know, I was looking at, you know, making it, you know, because we, me and Kurt talked about that before too. Excuse me. We knew there was going to be an echo in here and we were wanting to go through Audacity to, because you can alter everything, but that's for recording. That would do me no good doing this live.
Speaker: That would just be if I want to sit down and do a quick five, ten minute segment, post it out there, people can just go ahead and click on there, you know, whatever service we're using. And, you know, I have it titled Red Car Explodes, let's just say. That's when you would use the audacity. So now I got to sit down and figure out if I'm going to have multiple people in here,
Speaker: what is it on this board that i'm not doing so i mean like i said there's there's some you know i i thought about putting the this you know there's phone boards you can buy and do it just like a box in here but i've got so many ideas for this garage going through my damn head that in all honesty to do the podcast would be best
Speaker: Honestly, to find the perfect studio, you know, if I started bigger. And, I don't know, like you said, this is also supposed to show that I
Speaker: I've put a lot of thought, a lot of time, a lot of investigating and a lot of, you know, researching on how to do these. And I've looked at some of the big ones, you know, what is like Joe Rogan, what does he do? Um, hot ones, what do they do? You know, and I hate to even say, yes, even Logan Paul, what do they do? Well, like, and again, like, he knows all this stuff. She said it's because, uh,
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, I don't know anything about that, but I, I, you know, um, I'm surprised at the amount of people who, who, who listen to the shows in my area. And, um, and I, and I've made a few contacts recently who were like, we'd love to have you come to our, our spot once an X star in location.
Speaker: And it'd be like do a live here Okay. Well, I Gotta get an external camera, you know, I mean a camera that I can plug into my laptop and have My laptop camera facing me but also have the external camera facing out so so everybody can see and then you know and then
Speaker: Exeter in places like man. We I'll come on and hang out with it The owner was like I'll come on and hang out with you guys and chitchat. We'll get our bartenders over there We'll get our servers or I'm like, yeah, let's do it and then we can also have the camera But I got to get the camera first, you know what? I mean? My neighbor just my neighbor bought a bar a few months back and he was like man I'd love to have you come up and do a show from my bar Maybe you know
Speaker: do a live
Speaker: You have the other camera over here at a different angle on the guest or whoever else is on there. You have enough cameras that you can hit whoever. And then there's actual control board that you can use for like fading in, fading out, switching cameras, imposing pictures. But to answer her question, according to this, this is a Behringer Zenix, 1204.
Speaker: don't send me that the semi that I know we we talk this week which is weird it's already on the
Speaker: You know, honestly, I had like, you know, a grand illusion or illusions about work, vision of, you know, a production. Yeah, I mean, sometimes it's a matter of. And we we are very basic, very simple. You know, we don't we don't have. Ultimately, I would love to have a full blown studio. Yes.
Speaker: I'm trying to look and see if it can. Oh, there it is. I don't have it. I don't have it on here. I don't know. But now I'm going to look into that. I want to see what I can use on my phone. I don't have it. But Elgato. Yeah.
Speaker: You can not feel like rich. Oh, yeah, there's there's a lot of options here. I have to look into it. I see that too. I have to look into it. I want to look into it. But, yeah, we keep it very simple, very basic. We just kind of do our thing. You know, as you see, most of the guys use gamer headsets.
Speaker: I have been calling him out by name since Saturday night that motherfucker Oh Sarah got these for me for Actually do the DJ thing and I this is believe it not the very first time I've ever used them and they're just they're simple Rockville, you know headphones but there's you could tell they're specifically designed for DJs because I got sound coming out of one side and the other side it's deadening and
Speaker: so that's why you see a DJ he's always got it for that one ear so he can still hear what's going on here and but he can also hear what's going on you know what I mean yeah all the guys use gamer headsets which are nice I mean sometimes I'll put my my my headset on
Speaker: Um, and I still use my microphone. Yeah. Like I still use my mic. Well, I don't, I don't use, uh, I just use it for audio because my, my headset is, is, uh, noise canceling. You know what I mean? So I can, I can, I can still, I can hear everybody. I got away from the headphones because Nikki would actually come back here and she would.
Speaker: She would chit chat and take part in the show and she still does. And I got to the point where I was like, God, I fucking hate. Like what they say. OK, well, Jeff said it doesn't help matters. I'm like, I'll be brutally honest with you guys. I'm fucking this this year is fucking worthless. I can't hear shit out of it. I got one good year, you know.
Speaker: that is
Speaker: I mean, you really, especially for what I do, you know, I don't do the mixing and the scratching and so on. You know, I thought about getting into that and learning that trade a little bit more because that would, you know, people still do like that. Yeah. But, you know, I'm making money. I'm keeping it simple. Yeah. Rich. I'm really not what I like to be able to say. You know, yeah, I'm booked Monday through Friday.
Speaker: you know, or Monday through Saturday, I get my Sundays off. I'm not missing my football. You know. You might have to I know you're a football fan. You want to come up with me this football season. I'm going to do a NFL slash fantasy football show in the mornings. And I know. Kind of go over, you know. Yeah, just just before the game start chitchat talk about fantasy football.
Speaker: Talk about the games coming up like that type type shit. Yeah, no, I'm fucking trying like I'm trying. I'm trying really hard with the not everybody talking over everybody. You know, all that jazz. I am. I am. It's one of those hiccups. I almost have to feel like I have to raise a creative policy.
Speaker: Speaking of brought this up when our dude was doing his uh sports Did you see they just announced today? That pinceberg will be hosting the 2026 nfl draft. I didn't see that Jarvis Jarvis is still learning sports. So he he he went to radio broadcasting school and um And he wants to do sports. He wants to he wants to have a sports show or be on a sports show and I and i'm i'm
Speaker: I'm trying to help him. I'm a sports guy. I love sports. Uh, you know, I don't follow like tennis, golf, soccer, all them other dumb sports, but the four majors in America, baseball, hockey, basketball, football, I follow and I pay attention to, uh, professionally, collegiately and stuff like that. Um, I want to do a sports show. I have an idea for a sports show.
Speaker: I already have a name and everything, which will actually be the NFL slash fantasy football show that I'm going to do on Sundays. Uh, that'll, that'll, that'll be the name of that, that show. Um, but, uh, but I'm, I'm all over the place. I'm a numbers guy. I'm a stats guy. I'm a player guy. I'm a, I'm a news guy, you know, whatever it is, I want to talk about.
Speaker: Sounds dangerous to me. I like it. I mean It'll it'll be fun. I Don't know if you watch any replay what I don't know if I was on a replay I don't know if it was live or I think my different backstage I jumped on their ship for what happened that night just so you know No, it won't be called no, it will not be called belt kings and it'll actually be a legitimate thing
Speaker: NFL fantasy football podcast you won't you won't be interested in it, but it'll be an actual fucking real show But yeah, no I'm a Scottish so when they came up in part one of the greatest games ever golf I Thought we were friends hmm
Speaker: I need to talk to you about your friends. PJ deal. You never sat down and watched Ace Ace. I mean, dude, no, I can't. No, I, you know what I've done when I've watched golf. I put it on and then I wake up four hours later going, the hell just happened. Did I get roofied? It's a gentleman's sport. I am not a gentleman, sir.
Speaker: but you can make it a beer bash too. You know how many times I've hit the golf course with a 12 pack? Oh, wait. Look, I've only been golfing once in my life. I used a fire iron the entire time. I got sunburned. I got entirely way too intoxicated. I somehow, I think it's called a birdie. It's not a hole in one, but it was a birdie. What is it? If you don't get a hole in one, you get a birdie, right? Yeah. Yeah. Somehow I got a birdie.
Speaker: I got, I got a birdie on a hole that was in an island. It goes home. One Eagle birdie is one under par par me. Cause so everybody hit the balls and everybody's balls went into the water. Cause the hole was on an island, right? Right. Somehow me teeing off with a fucking five iron. I hit the green. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Speaker: I'm left -handed, it's a right -handed five iron. I hit it left -handed, it lands on the green. Everybody shits themselves. I go over there and I'm just like, with a five iron, I don't even need to use a putter. It was like, and it falls in there like, you just got an eagle. And I'm like, I don't even know what that means. And they're like, it's fucking awesome. And I'm like, cool. Like I had no idea what was going on. And then we got up to the clubhouse.
Speaker: And my got my buddies that I were with were telling everybody this story about how I got an eagle on this hole and then a whole bunch of dudes were buying me drinks and it was just like Here's another way to look at golf. Do you realize how dirty? You can talk and be referring to golf Yeah
Speaker: Everybody's balls got wet but mine Does it somebody's got to wash their balls It sounds like a terrible night. Everybody's balls got wet but mine. It sounds terrible I'm fucking you can ask what's fun with golf. I I'm not saying golf is not fun. I don't have tighter and get less strokes I'm not gonna watch golf on TV. I enjoyed myself
Speaker: But that'd be another reason I want to go to Scotland, too. I'd love to see some of the original, like I said, they created golf, really. I would love to see some of the original courses. There's supposed to be courses that actually have castles on the course. So I hear. I'm not gonna lie, I have Scotch in Scotland. I mean, come on, who wouldn't want to do that?
Speaker: This must be his break number seven. Oh my god, I had to piss so bad. Well, lucky you have a bathroom for me to go. I'm going to have to step outside. Yeah, and step outside. Yes, it was invented here, and there are so many courses.
Speaker: So you repeated what I said initially, and then repeated what you said just a few messages ago. I like it. Edinburgh. Edinburgh is a really cool city. I've got to see, you will go live every once in a while on Instagram. Why? For 30 seconds.
Speaker: And I love the old school architectural. Well, I was trying to tell him a story, but now I got it. Don't get angry. He's fine. Look at that. I got a bruise on my hand. I didn't. Leave me alone. Let me call it. I look, I'm drunk. It's Wednesday night. I'm drunk. I shouldn't be drunk. I'm drunk.
Speaker: Edinburgh Edinburgh Edinburgh right look at you see that kind of bruise on my hand on the palm of my hand You see that
Speaker: I'll bruise right there. I've never had a bruise on the palm of my hand. Oh, and I was right in the world again. Wow. Don't worry, your nails look beautiful, gorgeous. Semi did that. Oh. Wall got a little bit too lippy at the end of the day.
Speaker: I teach at wall lesson so I was not on my night show I was talking about I gotta I've never I've never I've never had I got a bruise on the palm of my hand From from this Wow
Speaker: This is, yeah, it's all broken. I already know it's all broken, but it's all right. It's not the first time it's ever been broken. Oh, wow. I have the a hundred pound bag sitting over there. You could have, you know. Yeah. Well, that a hundred pound bag is also three hours away. So. Where did you guys go over this way? You think?
Speaker: We will be up there Father's Day weekend the Father's Day week Actually While I'm talking about why I'm thinking about it. Let me go ahead and wrap this up. I should wrap this up hours ago, but nonetheless Thank you guys. Listen. Thank you guys for hanging out. No, you don't have to go to where we can go backstage Sorry, like you and everybody who still watch this live. Thank you guys for listening You know make sure you go ahead and check out nonsensical nonsense. I'm sorry
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Speaker: With talking shit mark, and I will be hosting that show Brian will be there I don't know if Jeff will be there Connor will be there Rob mellow will be there and If you don't know who Rob mellow is Go watch a happy death day if you've never seen a happy death that what is that movie is a happy death day?
Speaker: You ever seen Happy Death Day? I've seen bits and pieces of it, but for some reason it's one of those that just could not, you know, but yeah, I know exactly what it is. It's actually a really good movie, both one and two. Rob Melo is the baby face killer. Nice. He's a villain, so he'll be joining us tomorrow night. I don't know who else will be there, but there's gonna be some really cool
Speaker: Really awesome guys there not only because they are awesome in general and in real life but because they served our country and they Gave they they gave the sacrifice to give us The the freedoms and the opportunities to do the things that we do So it's gonna be tomorrow nights is gonna be really fun. We're gonna have a good time We're gonna hang out. We're gonna joke. We're gonna laugh
Speaker: and then monday night i'm tasked with the uh not so fun show but uh still will be a good show but tune in tomorrow night 8 pm talking shit right here on the nonsensical network yeah yeah well sometimes walls need to be taller less than ladies at the end of the day tune in next wednesday night for uh what the
Speaker: men care for men part two of our military tribute show Tuesday night. Jeff's garage should be back Wednesday night. What the **** News Thursday night. Talking **** will be back again with Actually, I don't know their schedule but I'm I might have **** up maybe next Tuesday. I think it's Al Snow which will be really cool because the guys are going to sit down with Al Snow job squad man. Everyone needs a little head.
Speaker: Um, Friday night clicks out. Yeah. What's everybody want? What's everyone need? God, I wish I could be a part of that interview, but I don't think I'll be allowed to. Um, I love Al Snow. He's one of my favorites. Um, Friday night clicks out some music. I don't know if I'll be back with an interview or music or nothing at all. Saturday announcements for nonces.
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