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Speaker: Smug Hollywood elitist Robert Downey Jr. is solving world peace issues saying that women should run the planet and the entire planet should be a matriarchy.
Speaker: Because as we all know, man bad, woman good.
Speaker: Just ask Hillary All My Friends Are Dead Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Shannon Doherty, Queen Mary I, Bob Barker, Eileen Wuornos, Joan Crawford, Lizzie Borden, the cast of The View, my ex and your third grade math teacher.
Speaker: Lakami James helps kids get gooder edumacation, not bad.
Speaker: One eighth grader at Lakami James' I Promise School in Akron, Ohio, has passed a state math test in three years.
Speaker: Just like LeBron.
Speaker: Why do they do that for?
Speaker: Because they're stupid, that's why.
Speaker: Hey, Pennsylvania Senator John Lurch Fetterman, where do you stand on the issue of fracking?
Speaker: I do support fracking, and I don't, I don't, I support fracking, and I stand, and I do support fracking.
Speaker: If your brain were a drug, I'd snort the shit out of it.
