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BONUS! EP. #269: “Amateur Nation Can Be Talked Into ANYTHING”

S6 E269 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*TOPICS THIS WEEK:* 

  1. “This Week in Illegal Alien Crap”!
  2. Did you get your $300 check for NOT committing crimes this month?
  3. Parents: obey your children. Even when they act like children. Or cats. 
  4. An amateur millennial has relationship advice that will set you free! — from common sense.

*On “A la Carte”:* being vs. saying anything you want, the IRS, and, more untested gene experiment bad news.

*On “3 Pro Things”:* my favorite Supreme Court Justice, a comedian drops the hammer on a corporate DEI debacle, and, a healthy dose of patriotism.

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*WATCH* the video: “30 Things That Are Like Driving a Prius”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNKgabFyGMw

*WATCH* the parody commercial: “Teachers Gone Wild!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWUEnfGQJKs&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=4

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Transcript

Spontaneous Advice in Nature

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This unqualified, uneducated, unaccredited amateur has some sage advice that she just made up on the fly while in nature.

Internet Trust and Deceit

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This piece of wisdom will set you free right here, realizing that no one can cheat on the internet.
00:00:14
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So my ex wasn't a lying, cheating, devious, soulless scumbag?

Freedom and Ownership

00:00:18
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That's a relief.
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It's about understanding that you have no possession over nobody.
00:00:23
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Nobody belongs to you.
00:00:25
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And once you realize this, this will simply set you free.
00:00:29
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We as humans be choosing bondage.
00:00:31
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We be choosing slavery.
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No possession over nobody.

Language Critique and Style

00:00:37
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Someone please explain double negatives to this nitwit.
00:00:39
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Never take advice from anyone who speaks with wee-bee and a plethora of double negatives.

Choices in Personal Freedom

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Because we don't realize that we have a choice of our own freedom.
00:00:49
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Nobody belongs to me.
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Why did you stay in that unhealthy, abusive, cheating relationship?
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I didn't know I had a choice.