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Speaker: This unqualified, uneducated, unaccredited amateur has some sage advice that she just made up on the fly while in nature.
Speaker: This piece of wisdom will set you free right here, realizing that no one can cheat on the internet.
Speaker: So my ex wasn't a lying, cheating, devious, soulless scumbag?
Speaker: That's a relief.
Speaker: It's about understanding that you have no possession over nobody.
Speaker: Nobody belongs to you.
Speaker: And once you realize this, this will simply set you free.
Speaker: We as humans be choosing bondage.
Speaker: We be choosing slavery.
Speaker: No possession over nobody.
Speaker: Someone please explain double negatives to this nitwit.
Speaker: Never take advice from anyone who speaks with wee-bee and a plethora of double negatives.
Speaker: Because we don't realize that we have a choice of our own freedom.
Speaker: Nobody belongs to me.
Speaker: Why did you stay in that unhealthy, abusive, cheating relationship?
Speaker: I didn't know I had a choice.
