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BONUS! Ep. #267: “It’s SO Fun / Being an Illegal Alien! (Thanks, Genesis!)“ image

BONUS! Ep. #267: “It’s SO Fun / Being an Illegal Alien! (Thanks, Genesis!)“

S6 E267 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*TOPICS THIS WEEK:* 

  1.  Black History Month may be over, but “White Hate Year” rolls on! 
  2. “This Week in Medical Mistrust”.
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Proposal to Educate on Male Pregnancy

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Speaker
Despite the emoji, fake news stories, no video evidence of it happening, nor anyone knowing anyone who did it, pregnant men, still not a thing.
00:00:07
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Commie for you, Demick Commies are proposing a plan to educate doctors on male pregnancy.
00:00:13
Speaker
What do I do now, give birth?

Humorous Male Pregnancy Call

00:00:15
Speaker
These semi-annual training sessions are for all those in maternity care, OBGYNs, midwives, and maternity office receptionists.

Scheduling a Male Pregnancy Appointment

00:00:26
Speaker
Dr. Johnson's office, how can I help you?
00:00:28
Speaker
Uh, yeah, this is Hank Smith.
00:00:30
Speaker
I think I'm pregnant.
00:00:31
Speaker
I'd like to schedule my first appointment.
00:00:34
Speaker
Okay, Mr. Smith.
00:00:35
Speaker
When was your last period?

Jokes and Sarcastic Tips on Male Pregnancy

00:00:38
Speaker
Oh, and if you don't take the indoctrination propaganda courses, fines up to $25,000.
00:00:44
Speaker
That's how education normally works.
00:00:45
Speaker
I'd like to save these brilliant doctors some time with my male pregnancy education.
00:00:51
Speaker
Day one, it can't happen.
00:00:52
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Day two.
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And you're a man.