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Speaker: Despite the emoji, fake news stories, no video evidence of it happening, nor anyone knowing anyone who did it, pregnant men, still not a thing.
Speaker: Commie for you, Demick Commies are proposing a plan to educate doctors on male pregnancy.
Speaker: What do I do now, give birth?
Speaker: These semi-annual training sessions are for all those in maternity care, OBGYNs, midwives, and maternity office receptionists.
Speaker: Dr. Johnson's office, how can I help you?
Speaker: Uh, yeah, this is Hank Smith.
Speaker: I think I'm pregnant.
Speaker: I'd like to schedule my first appointment.
Speaker: Okay, Mr. Smith.
Speaker: When was your last period?
Speaker: Oh, and if you don't take the indoctrination propaganda courses, fines up to $25,000.
Speaker: That's how education normally works.
Speaker: I'd like to save these brilliant doctors some time with my male pregnancy education.
Speaker: Day one, it can't happen.
Speaker: Day two.
Speaker: And you're a man.
