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Speaker: What's going on, everybody? Happy Monday. Hopefully you guys had a good weekend. Welcome to nonsense for nonsense. I am the lone woman tonight. We're getting used to that on Mondays. It's what I do, baby. Oh, hopefully, like I said, y 'all had a good weekend. Hope that Monday didn't kick your ass too bad.
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Speaker: Feel free to check them out as well. Greatly appreciate all that. It is Monday. Hopefully everybody's week has started off pretty good. Kind of a slow day around here. The weekend was not long enough as a, as they say, but, um, let's go ahead and do like we normally do on Mondays. It's kind of becoming normal.
Speaker: or the show before we get into anything else. Let's go ahead and jump into some football talk real good. Hopefully your team won yesterday. Hopefully you're doing well in fantasy football. Well, we got one more night for this week's fantasy leagues. See if I can hold on to a couple, couple of leads. I have get a couple of wins. I think get it out yesterday. Damn it.
Speaker: Dammit all I need it was Buckner to kiss kick two more field goals, but any who We're not gonna talk about Travis Kelsey and Taylor Schiff cuz I don't give a fuck tired of hearing about it I swear to God during the pre shows and everything yesterday. It was like a mandatory every two minutes. I had to mention I'm over it and the Chiefs are
Speaker: Let's be honest. They needed the refs to bail them out once again to beat the fucking jets The Chiefs are not as good as everybody thinks they are. I'm gonna say it. I've been saying it When they get into a tight game or a close game, the refs always seem to bail them out It is what it is. The Jets do go down in a very close game surprisingly zack Wilson had a really good game last yet last night my opinion kind of shocked me and I think shocked a lot of people but Anywho, that's about all we're gonna say about the Chiefs
Speaker: AFC North, which, uh, my brownies are a part of and Pittsburgh Steelers and the Bengals, they all fucking suck. The three teams combined only got like 12 points and Ravens. I think had to Sean Watson and playing yesterday, but a different outcome between the Browns and Ravens. Uh, defense was out there doing everything they could, but when your offense can't stay on the field, defense is going to get tired and they're going to make mistakes. Uh, rookie quarterback came in and definitely not ready for the big time.
Speaker: But yeah, what are you gonna do then? Those are fucking dumpster fire the Steelers Nobody knows what's fuck is going on with Steelers and the Ravens are seriously over rape We got a Monday night game tonight between the Seahawks and Giants I think the only people that care about that are people who are fans of those two teams The Lions continue to shock the NFL world they continue to get wins and
Speaker: and look good doing it, convincing wins, so to say. I'm shocked about that, but I'm happy for the Lions fans because that's a faithful bunch of motherfuckers, y 'all, much like us Browns fans. Excuse me, excuse me. The Bears, Panthers,
Speaker: and Cardinals should probably be euthanized for their own good. They can't get out of their own way. I mean, the, the bears had a, had a shot to win. How do you blow that lead? But it is what it is. 49ers are out here just dominating on both sides of the field doing what they're doing and setting records, man.
Speaker: So the Niners are doing what they're doing. They're probably the best team in the league. In my personal opinion, I know a lot of you already go, well, I'm a chief fan and the chiefs are the best. I'm a bills fan and the bills are the best. Well, they're not, I'm going to say on paper and on the field, San Francisco 40 managers are the best. And I don't believe that the Miami dolphins are rated. I think that's a legit squad. Definitely play off bound this year. Uh, despite what happened yesterday between the bills.
Speaker: That's about it. There's your little recap. We don't need to, we don't need to beat a dead horse. Uh, college football, the big ones won't continue to win Michigan dominated, Nebraska. Uh, I think Oregon kind of shocked Utah.
Speaker: USC played with Colorado let them get in the game. Let them stay somewhat close after they took a giant lead Let's be honest prime. Nobody cares get out of here. Don't get out of here, but stop it. You're a Colorado calm down You're not the next coming to Jesus Ah Florida's Florida they suck Kentucky smacked the shit out of them. Hopefully they'll fall out of the rankings now Why they were ranked 22 with one loss. I don't know but it is what it is. I
Speaker: Georgia got lucky, ladies and gentlemen. Auburn, we're talking college Saturday. Auburn shook the, almost shook the foundations of college football right to the ground, man. That was a good game. I got to catch bits of pieces of it and see some highlights and whatnot like that. Good game. Auburn just, just, just a little short. Texas is continuing to roll. They smacked the shit out of Kansas. Uh,
Speaker: LSU with another hell. Mississippi gets them getting that ass. Oregon's continue to run all over everybody. Oklahoma gets another win Notre Dame after a disappointing week comes back with a win over Duke, which Duke was shocking. A lot of people this season, but, uh, again, come up a little short. No surprise Tennessee beat the hell out of South Carolina. Go balls go. And nobody gives a fuck about Alabama except for Alabama fans.
Speaker: Yeah, so there's your college football. Rolling in. I think we're right in the midst of conference play now. Everybody's getting into them conference jitters. Is Georgia going to get beaten? I don't know. Is Texas? Probably not. Georgia's probably not. As far as the Big 10 goes, Penn State's got me a little worried. I think they're going to beat Ohio State, but it could definitely be an absolute.
Speaker: slobber knocker of a game, if you will, between Penn state and Michigan down the road. And that's all I got to say about college football. Look at, look at that quick 10 minutes more football rant in and out, in and out, baby. Just like that. Um, so we did the show Friday night.
Speaker: Instead of Saturday this this past week just because as most of you guys know I brought it up and said it You know Nikki and I were going out of town. We seem to be doing something every couple weeks anymore Not complaining about it fucking loving it Getting out the one thing saying things having a good time with her but this weekend we went to see Jelly roll and he had
Speaker: struggle Jennings with him and Elking there on his tour I Know shooter genes Don't know much about struggle, I think I knew one of his songs but not a bad game it wasn't too bad Elking I Knew one of her songs and that was from tick -tock Well, I guess too because there's one that Mickey really likes and
Speaker: But one thing that I didn't know about Elkin that I learned this weekend is that she's the daughter of Rob Schneider. I like Rob Schneider. Guy's cool. He's funny as fuck. He's one of those OG, SNL alumni members. But she was pretty good. But there was a sold out crowd, 20 ,000 freaking people there. And
Speaker: Jelly Roll I was not the biggest fan going into the show. It's more Nikki thing Leaving the show definitely a huge fan are not a huge fan, but definitely a fan now a little bit more respect for for him and his music Dude truly loves his fans. That's for sure dude really loves his fan and
Speaker: you know, in any concert when the artist stops singing and stuff like that and you want to hear, you know, unless the crowd sing. One of his songs, one of his bigger songs, I think he let the crowd do like a verse. And it was loud, man. That was that was an impressive crowd of people. Perfect night for it to. Oh, my God, it was gorgeous. Whether for an outdoor concert could have been any better. But we had we had we had a really good time.
Speaker: But the craziest thing about the whole night, out of 20 ,000 people, and of course, we're in the lawn and when you're in the lawn, you meet new people and you're conversating between acts or, you know, before the show starts and this, that, and the other thing, you just kind of hang out and shoot your shit with whoever's around you. You make new friends. Out of 20 ,000 people at this concert, the two people beside us that we start talking to,
Speaker: Come to find out from right down the road. And they're going, we're going to Jason. I've been in a couple of weeks. They're going to be at Jason. I've been as well. And then they're just a couple sections away from us, but, uh, um,
Speaker: Was just so wild did you get in the bullshit and just in conversation and talking and stuff because we were talking about That's the first time I'd ever been at this outdoor venue and it was their first time You know up here where I'm from or where I'm at. We used to have the players amphitheater Out in players Well, they built this beautiful outdoor concert venue and then some genius decided well We're gonna put a housing development
Speaker: Right behind it and guess what happened all the fucking snooty McStuderson's who moved in there once they moved in started bitching about the concert venue that they knew was there when they bought the house and Decided to live there. So unfortunately it got shut down and the outdoor concerts moved to One of the soccer stadium and stuff like that. It was just wasn't the same vibe wasn't the same feeling but we were talking about that and
Speaker: couple other different things. And, uh, just somehow, you know, topic conversation just came up like, Oh, you know, where are you from out there? And around that told him, he was like, they were like, Oh, no way we are too. So, so it was pretty cool to randomly meet two strangers and, and, and chitchat and hang out with them for a little bit. Um,
Speaker: while we were there, plus, like I said, 20 ,000 fucking people. What are the damn chances of running into somebody who's literally from right down the road for me? Not like that, but what are the chances of them also being cool? Because usually you meet, you know, you never know what what type of people you're going to meet. They were super cool. They're crazy, though, because they made the two and a half hour trip
Speaker: from here to there that night and then turn around and drove back. We're like, yeah, no, we got a hotel. We had a hotel like 10 minutes down the road. So, because we knew we were wanting to hang out and drink and then there was two, there was two bars right across, literally right across the street from our hotel. So we knew we were gonna come back from the concert
Speaker: wanna drink and have a few beers and stuff like that. But where we were at, I was ranking my fucking brain when we were up there. I was like, what in the hell do I know Bath, Ohio? There was something, it was just something that was just driving me crazy. Like I knew something crazy had happened or there was something kind of crazy about Bath, Ohio.
Speaker: It's where LeBron James is from. This is a suburb of Cleveland. All right. Well, then that hit me and I said, yeah, but there was something else. I continue because something gets in my, you know, I get that earworm or whatever you want to call it. Um, you know, I got to jump, I got to figure it out. I'm not going to be happy until I figured out like, like curiosity, I guess you would say, you know, at the end of the day, but, um,
Speaker: So upon further research and review, I found out that, duh, stupid. That's where Jeffrey Dahmer's from. His childhood, not born and raised, but his childhood home is in Bath. And I tell Nicky that, go to find out, it was like five minutes down the road from,
Speaker: From our hotel so being the weirdos that we are as as I've told you guys in the past You know, we like to go to bed to true crime and and stuff like that. That's what we go to bed to everything We decided we were gonna drive by We had heard from a couple locals that nobody lived there it was like cool nobody lives there I'll pull it I want to take a look around, you know, I'm gonna look around but somebody does live there and
Speaker: But still kind of cool to see she got I drove by extra slow like a like a weird creeper So she didn't get a good picture of it But then after we got home and we were coming to find out The house is for sitting And she asked me she said would you buy it if we could and living it I said I'm so fucking literally without a shadow of a doubt I
Speaker: I ain't worried about all that. So I love that kind of stuff. You know, we've had that conversation on the show where the guys have asked me, you know, would, would you, would you stay or would you live in a haunted house or no, you always see those beams and the memes are like, uh, you have to work third shift in a cemetery and stay in a house in the summit. You have to live in the house for a cemetery, but you'll get paid $5 million a year. Would you do it?
Speaker: Yeah, first of all, that's five million dollars a year. You'd be an idiot to turn that down second of all That shit don't bother me. That's that'd be cool fucking good for me hanging out in the cemetery third show I don't know what I'd be doing. I mean, I don't know what the job is. I don't know like security or maintenance Fixing headstones on third shift or something. I don't fucking know but yeah, whatever offer me a job and a house and five million dollars a Year. Yeah, I mean
Speaker: Yeah, if I ever, if, if, if there was ever a situation, and I think we've had this conversation on there where money wasn't an issue, I would absolutely want to buy like haunted properties or, or, and whether it be houses or abandoned amusement parks or, um,
Speaker: the strange and the macabre, so to say, like Cheryl Keller houses or whatever. The crazy thing about this house at Bath, where Dahmer grew up at, his first kill was in that house. And he buried the body in the backyard. And it was an unsolved case until 90, was it 91 when Dahmer was caught? It was an unsolved case until he was caught for the cannibalism and the murders in Milwaukee.
Speaker: And, um, I think it was, uh, 79, 78, something like that. When it happened some, somewhere in that area, Donner was only 18. And it was another guy from the area who was also 18 that was trying to hitchhike to a nearby town and Dahmer picked him up and took him back to the house. And he didn't eat him. He just, he just killed him and chopped him up at the house. They buried him in the backyard.
Speaker: That's pretty fucking crazy like for real But to ask me would I buy the house and live with the house hell yeah, it's actually a really cool -looking house Yeah, if you guys ever get the opportunity and you want to take a peek at it Go ahead and just just Google the Jeffrey Dahmer Jeffrey Dahmer's childhood house And they actually used it
Speaker: In the, my friend Dahmer movie, I think Austin Ross was in that. He played Dahmer. They actually used it as for filming in a setting of the movie. So that's also kind of a cool thing. You know, a lot of people like to go to here in Ohio and people come from outside of Ohio, but they like to go to the Mansfield Reformatory as well.
Speaker: And outside of Ohio, what the Mansfield Reformatory, the old prison is most famous for is being where they shot Shawshank Redemption or filmed Shawshank Redemption. They also filmed a couple of scenes in Tango and Cash, disturbed, filmed one of their first music videos there. And it's been used in other movies and stuff like that, but it's also got
Speaker: kind of a dark twisted history to it. I mean, it's a prison. All prisons have bad juju there, but it's still a cool place to go to. Nikki's dad said about, so we should buy the house and turn it into a bed and breakfast.
Speaker: Which is my kind of level of twisted if you, if you want to be, you know, let's be honest, uh, that would be kind of crazy to turn Dahmer's house into a bread and bread, a bed and breakfast. Uh, stay for breakfast. You're invited for breakfast, but, um, anyhoo.
Speaker: I'm like that you guys know I'm weird like that hell we've talked about on the show You know I'm into like the true crime and and the paranormal and and everything like that I should actually take advantage of that on Mondays since I typically do the show by myself, but That might be changing very soon
Speaker: Everything seems to be going good for our good buddy, our good buddy Connor. Everything seems to be going pretty good and moving in the right direction for him and he's getting things squared away and taken care of and which is good for him because things are working out in his favor. And hopefully they'll be moving soon and when they get all moved and everything like that, he said he'll be back. He'll be back, so.
Speaker: In the meantime, like I said, I could totally take advantage of the fact that I'm here alone on Mondays and kind of do my own, my own thing, but got a fine time for research, which is, um, not always the easiest thing in the world to do. Finding free time, uh, especially, um, now nowadays, cause they stay pretty damn busy.
Speaker: between work and the show and and then on the weekends it seems like We're always doing something on the weekends and again, I'm not mad at I'm thankful for it. I'm enjoying it. Oh Yeah, I'm finally having a partner that likes to do stuff And enjoy some of the same things that I enjoy and even if like You know like Saturday night after the concert. I think she thanks me like three times for going with her It was like what would I go with you?
Speaker: She's like why no, not your cup of tea. You don't really like that You know like like those artists or whatever and I'm like, yeah, but I don't mean I'm not gonna go with you. It's your thing Of course, you know, of course I want to go you know, I like see I like seeing her happy and having fun and she did that she had an absolute Ball, she was singing every damn song. She was dancing She was having fun
Speaker: And that's all that, oh, you know, for me, that's all that matter at the end of the day was that she enjoyed herself and Nikki had a good time and she did. So, um, looking forward, our next adventure is coming up in a couple of weeks, going to see my guy Jason Altien cannot freaking wait because that's going to be awesome. That's going to be awesome. He's on my bucket list of artists and stuff that I want to see. So I'm definitely looking forward to seeing Jason Altien. Um,
Speaker: probably listening to a lot of his music just because in the next couple weeks just just because Well, why not but I'm just over here just kind of rambling and ranting and raving why because I can because I can
Speaker: Because it's my shoe I Do however need to get I Apologize to you guys who listen to the little replays and look forward to the replays I am so far behind but I will have them all caught up by this weekend. I'm gonna work on them a little bit each day so I'm not Throwing up six new episodes on one day. I don't know
Speaker: How far I'm gonna get But I want to get those all caught up I'm like Seven episodes behind But
Speaker: You know I do what I do want to get those all caught up and get those get those posted So so our replay listeners can can listen to them shout out to our new listeners That's really cool, I like seeing that You know the numbers come up on the replays and stuff people are listening on the different platforms And that's really cool that you guys are listening. Hopefully y 'all are enjoying what we're doing We're just trying to have a little bit of fun at the end of the day
Speaker: speaking of So, I don't know if you guys remember Last year Yeah last year beginning part of this year a magazine Voyager Ohio had reached out and Ask if I would be interested in and doing an interview now what I didn't realize until after the fact and
Speaker: It wasn't so much a Or until during it wasn't so much an interview About the podcast per se more me And I was like man. I really wish I could have a redo But it was definitely a learning experience and a really cool freaking experience to be interviewed obviously
Speaker: so, you know a real cool honor, but today a different publication reached out and They do want to do a feature or an article or whatever you want to call it I don't know. I don't know the lingo on the show on the podcast What we do what it's about, you know kind of thing um
Speaker: I'm going to try to get Jeff involved. I don't know how well that's going to work, but, um, I think that's a, I think that's a really cool thing. Um, that shows for me anyways, outside of doing the show and, and, and recording live shows all the hard work that I've put in or the amount of work.
Speaker: I don't know if you really want to call it hard work or whatever. It's starting to pay off a little bit. And that's kind of cool that we're getting noticed and getting recognized. It's kind of surprising too because we are a different breed around here. That is for sure. But thank you guys for listening. But it was kind of my roundabout long ass version of me saying, shout out to you guys who listened to the show.
Speaker: And, and anybody who shares the show or whatever, because, you know, those numbers are what's going to catch people's attention. You know what I mean? Um, and, and, and, and, and opportunities are going to pop up and, and a lot of that, they are not only obviously the good majority of it goes to us because we're the ones who do the show, but it, you know, we wouldn't be able to do the show if you guys weren't listening and, and, uh, hanging out and join it or, you know, whatever the case may be.
Speaker: Cheers to you and cheers to us. I guess me then So I gotta work on that in the upcoming Week or so I Promise it'll be better this time. I had no idea what I was doing and I'm not very good with written word So
Speaker: Got that first one under the belt. I think this one will be a little bit better article I'll be able to have a little bit more fun with it. I feel a little bit more comfortable and Kind of at ease Click why are you so nervous about doing an interview you fucking talk all the time? I Don't like being put on a spotlight damn it There's no spotlight here it's just
Speaker: What we do to chat and bullshit and all that stuff But nonetheless still really cool and again another honor Another little achievement I guess you can say I Still can't figure it out because I
Speaker: Listen to this show from time to time These guys are assholes. Oh wait, that's me and Jeff These guys fucking sock What are they doing? Catch the replay
Speaker: between now and Wednesday I have a new idea for Wednesday's show I Wanted to start doing it once a week Take a little bit of a more Serious turn just for a few minutes. We're not gonna spend a lot of time on it, but I want to do it every week I think it's gonna be fun. I think it's gonna be a really
Speaker: You guys will get to see a different side of the members of the show, but it's not just for us. It's for you guys as well. It's also a way to where hopefully we can encourage our listeners or viewers or followers, friends, whatever that listen to the show to get a little bit more active in the show.
Speaker: Trying to word it properly without completely giving it away. You know what I mean? I gotta give you guys I gotta give you guys something to anticipate look forward to outside of Just Jeff and I rambling for However, you never know what we're gonna hit gold I mean like, you know Saturday or Friday night and the whole Apparently Jeff's gonna be creeping aliens and I'm gonna be hanging out getting drunk with them But I did make a new friend
Speaker: Can't wait to actually meet him in real life sir pussy or poo sua Or poo say My alien friend I Have been dubbed not just the champ. I am now the intergalactical champ or intergalactic champ whatever the case may be We stumble on genius every once in a while
Speaker: But, um, I think this is, I think this is going to be a really cool segment. Um, we've done some segments in the past and we've had good, and we've had fun with them and, and, um, you know, at the end of the day, you kind of learn when the segments ran its course, uh,
Speaker: Like our starting fire of our top five whatever whatever you want to call it Even though it got ripped off and completely fucking bastardized We had a lot of fun with it, but it ran its course Your goddamn right Tony D intergalactic champion That's how I gets down what you doing bud
Speaker: Huh? Do you even use our bathroom? I don't think anybody's in there. There's Nikki out on the couch. Yeah. Nobody's in our bathroom. Damn sisters been in the bathroom for the last hour and a half. Poor kid. He comes in here going to the bathroom. Get in there buddy. But, um,
Speaker: No, uh, Wednesday. And I think that this, this new segment is going to be even better when we have, uh, a bigger, uh, bigger panel, bigger group, uh, more mics. Um, but it's going to be something that Jeff and I can start. Hey, we turn that light off, uh, where the sink is, please. That's that's what that light right where you're at, that light right where you're at. Good job.
Speaker: What day is it? What are you doing? I think I'm going to take it off. Oh, I'm not. No, that's all it takes for me. I'm trying to do it. I'm trying to put it on. No, I took it off. Oh, it doesn't work. So, it needs batteries. It doesn't need batteries. Cool. You in for the night? Well, I think I have batteries.
Speaker: Uh, yeah. Sure. Bring all your toys and anybody don't, don't leave them on the porch whenever you're such a G. Okay. It's just calling words out your new ones. Sorry. I gotta be a dad for a second. Yes. Uh, yes.
Speaker: here. Hold on a second. Take this with me. After I do this, can I have a snack? Yes. On the backside right here. What's your, you want to use a pen or you want a pencil? Pen. All right. Use them. Write them three times like you did before. And then yeah, you can have a snack. Anyways, I'm sorry about it. Real life y 'all. Real life. Yeah. Now still just, uh, just because you know, we do a show a couple of times a week.
Speaker: three times a week whatever the case may be So gotta be a dad first and foremost so So sometimes you get to hear real life in this pie in this podcast, but it is what it is, you know Basically everybody who's had some part in this show been on their show
Speaker: And one form or another is apparent. So we told you if you're not a parent, you might not get it. But if you're a parent, you probably understand. There are no breaks. Well, for some, some parents get breaks.
Speaker: But do they really get to be called parents? And even when the kids aren't here, I'm still 24 seven dad, just, you know, cause you never know what could, you never know what could happen. Kids are crazy, man. You never know what they're going to get into. You never know what they're going to fucking do. Uh, so you gotta, gotta be ready. But what's like retirement, man, counting down them days for the kids to grow up. And, uh, you know, I don't want them to grow up, but.
Speaker: There's part of you don't want to grow but there's also a part of me that can't wait for him to grow up and you know fortunately for me, I'll still be young ish when all the kids graduate high school and you know, I'll be able to Do Random ass things after that. What is that? What is that called? Oh Shit, what is that called when the kids all grow up and then they move out?
Speaker: What is it? Empty, empty nesting? Is that what it is? Empty nesting? Something like that? Poor Nikki. Her boys are all grown, or both of her boys are grown, and she was doing her thing, and then we start dating. I'm like, oh yeah, by the way. We got three kids under 18 and still in school. Son of a bitch.
Speaker: But now there's a part of you that's looking forward to that. And there's a part of me that's not looking forward to it. But yeah, almost parents, we never want our kids to grow up. Like my son's at that super cool age right now, where the girls, they hate me most days, but now what are you gonna do, teenagers? Well, my son's at that super cool age right now where most days he likes me, most days he doesn't mind hanging out around me.
Speaker: Even just to chat with me. I try to talk to the girls and I get a lot of yeah Except for the oldest one where if I'm not getting those reactions, it's literally and it's drama I Just have to zone out
Speaker: Catatonic state if you will But being a dad has been really cool. I'm not gonna lie. It's uh, it's been a real cool gig at the end of the day I Think being a parent in general is a pretty good dig gig, you know
Speaker: If you If you wanted to be a parent, you know, I don't know. I don't even know. Like, I'm not an extreme professional. I'm not really even the smartest man in the world. I'm probably low tier dumb people. I don't try to convince people one way or another about things. I just like to talk about what I enjoy, you know, what I like, you know, what I know.
Speaker: Opinions Are like assholes everyone has one in your sticks And you and you I Would have liked to say I had shit playing for tonight. I really don't Just kind of hanging out shooting shit
Speaker: Might dive into some of these haunted houses after the first break just to just a whole topic of conversation because It's October 2nd y 'all And as I was reminded today, it's eight days away from my birthday To which I had no idea I honestly I had no idea I don't even I
Speaker: My birthday has been just another day for so many years that I I don't even really pay attention to it or you know I'm you know, I might get a couple happy birthdays or whatever on Facebook and stuff like that. I'm like, oh, yeah, it's my birthday. Hey bongo But I Was reminded today that next Tuesday is my birthday I'll be 22 y 'all
Speaker: 20 damn two years old We getting old I said 22 yes Two two double deuce One shy of the number 23 that Christian McCaffrey wears on his football jersey
Speaker: But he's out there setting records and doing his thing. Oh, speaking of football yesterday, I totally meant to bring this up and I totally fucking forgot. Um,
Speaker: And it has nothing to do with goddamn Taylor Schlissel and Travis Kelsey. But two things happened yesterday. I totally forgot. I meant to bring this up earlier when I was talking about football. My bad. I apologize. We're going to dive back into that football conversation for. Yes. The second ladies and gentlemen, if you don't mind the Pittsburgh Steelers for the second week in a row had plane issues, their flight.
Speaker: of Houston back to Pittsburgh was delayed for mechanical problems. Tony D, you're a plane mechanic. He liked it. Your, your expertise on that, your input on that. Y 'all remember, you know, several years back and it's been a hot minute when Robert Kraft bought, bought a private plane for the New England Patriots and
Speaker: Um, you know, completely customized it. So everybody was comfortable in their seats and, you know, football players are big dudes, you know, make sure seats are big enough, comfortable enough, this, that, and the other thing.
Speaker: Um, but this is the second week in a row, man. I think it's about time for Steelers owners group, uh, organization or runies or whatever to come up off their paycheck or off their, uh, checkbook and, uh, maybe buy a new, uh, by the team, their own personal, uh, plane. And that's the other thing it's 2023. Why did these teams not have their own personal planes?
Speaker: Um, Nicki and I were talking about it yesterday and I was like, man, if I was a Steelers, if I was a member of the Steelers organization, football player, coach, whatever. I would be getting a little worried that we're close to, you know, the potential we are Marshall, you know, buddy Holly and, and company Litter Skinner. Um, third time's a charm plane crash. And then while you're above the fucking Atlantic or some, I don't know why they'd be above the Atlantic, but
Speaker: Nonetheless, you know what I mean? I a fucking deep dive into the Grand Canyon Actually would be getting a little bit nerve -wracking for me as a player or coach or some shit some form of the staff That two weeks in a row. They had issues with the plane I'm not conspiracy guy, but if I was
Speaker: I would say something seems a little bit off here. Just saying. What the hell? Oh, what the hell? Not only that, but outside of the Steelers and their playing doubles for the second week in a row.
Speaker: More on a good feeling, feel good story, whatever. We all remember what happened last season to Demar Hamlin of the Buffalo Bills, took that hit in the chest. And let's be honest, without sugarcoating, a young man died on the field. Obviously, he came back, they were able to bring it back.
Speaker: But yesterday he got to suit up for the first time since and got to play. And that was really cool that despite everything that happened, he got to come back and play. And much like the Pittsburgh Steelers, unfortunately not the same outcome, but much like the Pittsburgh Steelers several years back, Ryan Shazier had that injury.
Speaker: Thank God he's walking and mobile and stuff like that again, but the Pittsburgh organization the Pittsburgh family They took care of Ryan Shazier, and it was that was one of the highlights for me Well a couple weeks back when we went to the Browns Steelers Monday night game Shazier came out of the came out of the Locker room area which was just below where we were sitting He came out with his wife and
Speaker: wife and little one, and it was really cool to see him on the sidelines, seeing the Steelers still support him, seeing the Steelers organization take care of him, and keeping him a part of the family. But so in the same regard, shout out to Buffalo, shout out to the Bills organization, the Bills team, the Bills mafia, with this situation with DeMar Hamlin.
Speaker: And, and making sure that he's healthy, making sure he's right, making sure he's good to go and getting to see this young man back on the field again, doing what he loves playing football. And hopefully no more incidents. Hopefully, hopefully there's no residual effect or, or, or anything like that. And nothing happens to him anymore. And I'm sure they're doing everything they can to monitor him and keep an eye on him and everything like that. But hopefully he can continue to play. So shout out to.
Speaker: Tomorrow Hamlin getting out there back on the field man doing what you want. Salute to you. And like I said, Bill's Bill's organization as well. Because. After seeing what happened to him last season. Really did not think that he would.
Speaker: Be back on the field. And certainly wouldn't blame him. Certainly would not blame him if he wasn't at the end of the day, considering. But really cool at the end of the day. I can't believe I forgot about those two things when I was talking football. I had him saved and everything. I had him saved and locked and loaded and everything.
Speaker: But, uh, yeah, I mean, it might be, it might be a, uh, about time Steelers just, uh, get their piggy banks out and, uh, buying by a private jet or private private plane or something. I don't know, but you're getting these charter, you're, you're getting these charter planes and, uh, twice now you've been hit with the Okey doke.
Speaker: Something is a little fishy in the air, ladies and gentlemen. I'm just going to say it. And I continue to want to go ahead and toot my horn while we're talking about football. I told you guys last Monday that Travis Kelsey would have the number one jersey in sales by the time we came back to tonight's show and that prophecy came true.
Speaker: Sorry, I said I wasn't gonna talk about Kelsey and swizzle I think they've called themselves trailer romance You can't make that shit up goddamn trailer romance trailer park romance baby Jim ladies and gentlemen, that's what I'm talking about
Speaker: Although I did hear somebody say that that she was entering her Jessica Simpson era because, um, when, uh, Jessica Simpson started dating Tony Romo and the, the Cowboys went to hell and back, you know, basically went to hell in a handbag. They blamed her for it. So they're ready. So I was all, I gotta get you when the chief starts to tank. Personally, I will love it.
Speaker: I will love it, love it, love it when it happens. That's just because I don't like the chiefs. Okay. Stay with the chiefs. Anywho, let's go ahead and get ready to take ourselves a real quick break. But before we go to break, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to take a second to tell you about our good friends over at Debbie energy. Are you tired? A of expensive overpriced and earning drinks.
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Speaker: That was all Jeff too. Ladies and gentlemen, go box. This is why you have no friends who says go box. Yeah. I gotta give, I gotta give Jeff pre, uh, props for that. He did make that video and he is really proud of himself. What's going on? Drake done. Uh, we'll be right here in G S a few minutes. Oh, I'm going to do it. Take it a little break. He break here.
Speaker: a little break and break here. Let's do a little Matt James tonight, shall we? Let's do, got a little Matt James way too strong. Matt James lead singer of Blacktop Mojo. He's got his, I don't know if it's his debut, so he's got a solo album coming out. This is one of the songs off of it.
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Speaker: you
Speaker: Broken picture frames From all I asked in days Spread out on the floor A movie I can't watch no more Happy I stood through A man that once used to Break the sun But now no one is here
Speaker: Your memory's way too strong I keep drinking to the bay Drowning on me like no decay The tears that is still not gone Your memory's way too strong
Speaker: So I keep drinking through the bay
Speaker: These photographs, cause it's the only thing that I am It keeps me from moving on My memory's way too strong I keep drinking through the pain Trying to numb it like novocaine This dirt is still not gone Your memory's way too strong
Speaker: Yes, sir, what fucking kick -ass song right there Do Enjoy me some blacktop mojo man James. You guys know that I don't have to tell you that if you've been listening song along or the show long enough Here's one of my favorite bands
Speaker: back literally sing a phone book and I'd be happy as could be. And he has. On his. On his tiktok page, I think maybe it was a real as well. But. Like I was singing the damn phone book. Yes, we're out in it out, man.
Speaker: Anywho, welcome back to nonsensical nonsense everybody It's Monday I'm hanging out doing the thing by myself and Glitch show slash nonsensical nonsense, whatever you want to call it at the end of the day
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Speaker: So far I think I'm the only one who's really tried Everything obviously, but any who any who let's um Let's say let's let's let's dive into a little bit of news. Shall we ladies and gentlemen shall we shall we do that? um, lots of um, That's a weird shit going on the news a lot of graping and shmexual small. I don't want to get into that but check this out Davion
Speaker: Davian Davot Devine, I don't know Kim bro, who is only 13 years old becomes the youngest player to make an a North American pro soccer debut How about that that's pretty fucking cool Sacramento, California the Sacramento Republic FC Football Club forward
Speaker: Uh, Kim bro made history on Sunday, becoming the youngest North American soccer player to make a professional debut. Kim bro at 13 years, seven months, 13 days entered Sunday's match in the 87th minute of the squads. Two to zero. I think it's what two nil. I don't know. Well, they say something weird with soccer, uh, victory against the Las Vegas lights.
Speaker: Kimbrough signed himself that contract in August to become the youngest North American player turned pro The record was previously held by Maximo Carizzo who made his debut for New York City FC at 14 14 years 4 months 26 days last year According to KTXL TV the USL record was held by Axel Key in
Speaker: debuted for the real monarchs SLC at age 13 nine months blah blah blah Freddie a dude did it at 14 when he appeared for the DC United
Speaker: and Bayern Munich's Alfonso Davies holds the usl championship record for youngest goal scorer at 15 years six months 13 days according to the cable news sport outlet, so So big up on these kids man a lot of kids a lot of kids doing big things making pro debuts man Playing in the pros. That's only soccer. I understand. She's not getting
Speaker: But no, I'm just kidding big ups to those kids big ups to that young man Kim bro What up What time are we going to get home? Probably after we get home and I get changed everything like that
Speaker: and we'll come back and make you'll make dinner and we're going to watch the nightmare on Elm Street. Stop bringing weirdo in the shower or something. Um, and other good news. I don't know if you guys have followed this story or heard anything about this story. Um, there was a, there was a little girl
Speaker: who went missing Saturday in New York, Charlotte Cena. I hope I said your guys' last name right. She went missing Saturday at a New York State Park and has been found. This is breaking news, ladies and gentlemen, just came out maybe 15 minutes ago. She has been found safe. Police said Monday as suspect is in custody.
Speaker: The New York state police released a statement updating the status of Charlotte Cena, the nine -year -old girl who went missing on Saturday. Charlotte has been located and in good health. Our suspect is in custody. What's going on, Bubba? Feel free to pop in if you want, let me know.
Speaker: New York Governor Kathy Hochul or whatever her name is, said in a statement that officials were overjoyed to find Senna safe. Our hearts are with the family as they welcome her home. Thank you to the New York State Police, the New York Police, and all who work tirelessly to find Charlotte. It is because of their efforts that Charlotte will be able to return home safe to her family.
Speaker: The New York State Police issued a statement Monday evening confirming that Charlotte had been found and that more information will be released later. The newspaper Times Union cited anonymous sources said that the suspect allegedly left a note at the home of Charlotte's parents. The suspect allegedly has a criminal history that includes sexual abuse.
Speaker: Police allegedly raided a residence in Milton Monday evening, located about 13 miles of Charlotte's resident in Porter's Corner. So at the end of the day, feel good story. This little girl, unfortunately, who was kidnapped from the state park is home, safe, sound, unharmed, which is good.
Speaker: Because god damn it, in today's age, in today's age, in today's world, way too many bad things are happening to our kids. And nobody likes that. We wish that, well, I'm going to rephrase that. Myself, personally, I wish there were stiffer penalties and harsher punishments for people who harm kids.
Speaker: You know, let's be honest and I'm sure a lot of people are gonna agree with that But in this situation Back home with her parents and her family. That's awesome. What's going on, man? Yeah, dude, I'm always happy when the Steelers losing the Bengals lose but
Speaker: As I said at the beginning of the show, the AFC North looked like Ash yesterday. The Steelers, Browns, and Bengals combined scored 12 goddamn points. I still believe that if Watson was playing yesterday, different outcome of the game, no disrespect on DTR, but he's not ready for the big leagues. He needs a little bit more time to develop. He was rushed. He was hurried. He was making bad plays. He was making bad decisions. And that was not the DTR we've seen in preseason.
Speaker: so hopefully with the bye week this week and Coming back to Sean Watson. We'll be back. Unfortunately week six. We have the San Francisco 49 or so We got that buzzsaw to contain with But yes, I was extremely happy that the Steelers lost And I was extremely happy that the dumpster fire known as the Cincinnati Bengals It's still dumpster firing
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, but you're Owen for a nonsensical nonsense How does that happen? I'm two and two and belt kings about to be two and two because I beat them Brace off of smoke, but you know, let's be honest smoke isn't playing so he's gonna be an easy win for everybody. Um and I am Maybe I got a little bit of a cushion on on golf
Speaker: And we both have players playing tonight. So shoes. Maybe I'm going to go, maybe I'm going to go and extend my, my lead or extend my record to four and oh, and the, uh, and the, uh, nonsense of a nonsense league. And I'm two and two and my league pocket.
Speaker: Damn, if Booker would have kicked one more field goal, one more field goal, I would have won by less than a point, maybe two more field goals. If I would have fucking not started Cleveland Browns yesterday and put other people in, I would have got a nice safe win, went three and one in my league, but I'm going to be two and two. Not bad because my league stuff, my league that I've had for the last few years is actually a tough league. Most people finish the season.
Speaker: right at 500 or nobody's really running away in the league this year. We got a couple of four notes, but. But. Anything.
Speaker: Don't worry sauce gardener. We all know it wasn't a holding call. We all know that you guys were. Putting Kansas City to the test and they needed their 12th man to save him last night. Yeah, that's the kick in the dick. That is the kick in the dick. When you, when you know you have a good squad. Um.
Speaker: Which like, I have a really good squad in Tony's league, but what are you going to do when there's no performance? At the end of the day. Got to perform, man. Yes.
Speaker: It's a problem in my league. I'm very, my, and everybody's teams are very inconsistent. But, um, um, now what, what do you, what are you going to do at the end of the day?
Speaker: Hell is that goddamn it's just gonna be a real quick brief one Just wanted to kind of touch on it for a second and now Cannot find it There it is
Speaker: back to back weeks I started the defense. Yeah, that's the king of the deck, man. I think the Texans are you know, they're not going to be. I think they'll be a mediocre team, but they're starting to gel. You know, which is a good sign for you guys and other sports news. Unfortunately, this past weekend or. Red Sox. Great passed away.
Speaker: Tim Wakefield 57 years old But the Red Sox said they're gonna retire his retire his jersey Or sources say that they may retire his jersey, but yeah, unfortunately Tim Wakefield passed away This weekend Yeah
Speaker: I mean, I'm over here thinking I got the number one defense in the league with the Cleveland Browns and. No, they got gassed yesterday and got they got gassed and gassed man. Offense wasn't performing so. Still had a big day. I mean, they still. You can tell when they were starting to get tired, but.
Speaker: When your defense is on the field for like twice as long as your offense, it's going to take its toll. I don't know if you guys got your tickets for the power ball.
Speaker: Hopefully you did it's up to one point zero four billion dollars It's billions with a B. Ladies and gentlemen billions with a B I Got mines I Look at it this way
Speaker: If I lose, I'm out 10 bucks. If I win, I turn 10 bucks into a of money, a 478 .2 million dollar investment. So that's a hell of an investment right there. Ladies and gentlemen, I don't give a damn what you're saying.
Speaker: Uh, do I think I'm going to win now, but it's still fun to get involved and, and have a little bit of an excitement around it. Um, I think that's, yeah, but now I don't think there's a snowball's chance in hell. I have a better chance of making it into heaven. Then I have a win in the lot of the damn power ball, the damn lot. But if I do hit the lottery, I will definitely do some things to, um,
Speaker: maybe earn some brownie points and maybe get inside twice a week for an hour or two at a time. It definitely could be a lot of charity work done in my mind. Um, but, uh, it's, it's, it's up there and it seems like every time we turn around, um, you know, the jackpots keep getting bigger and bigger. They're, uh, record setting, uh, every, every.
Speaker: every couple of times. So you can't win if you don't play. You know what I mean? It's like seeing a pretty girl at the bar and not, uh, not shooting your shot. You never know. Or, uh, I don't know. This is not on the deal of a lifetime because you're, you're afraid to take that initial step. Damn.
Speaker: You are not very good. That says a lot about Tony's league. That says a lot about Belt King football. I'm going to say I'm two and two, two and two, two and two, four and oh, three and one. Pretty consistent.
Speaker: but outside of the NFL, all my fantasy teams are on the ESPN. I really like ESPN over NFL fantasy. The ESPN fantasy is a lot more user -friendly, a lot more detailed,
Speaker: It gives you a lot more interaction with the lead. If you're not the commissioner, you can see a lot more things with the scoreboard and who's doing what and and like my league is four years old so I can go back four or five years old. I can go back and everybody can go back and look and see records and this is.
Speaker: Well, all right, well don't act like you weren't just in there for two hours Okay, well your brother's taking a shower I know go ahead You don't have to make it into a Broadway fucking Just go to the bathroom Good lord. I Don't know anything about the creator or the fact they keep putting those weird -ass fucking AI robots and fucking stadiums and on the red carpet and
Speaker: And an award shows and everything else. I don't know what the hell, I don't know what the hell's going on. Um, but yeah, I like, I like ESPN over NFL. There's a lot more user friendliness to it and a lot more, um, things you can do and, and, and, and be more active with it. Uh, NFL is very basic cut and dry. I mean, if you're not the commissioner, you really can't do a whole lot or see a whole lot.
Speaker: So I Think golf Hawks for no, too But don't let those for no starts or anything like that fool. Yeah, I went I started a season 12 and oh I wound up fourth That was a real kick of the fucking dick
Speaker: But this week I get my boy back. I get Cooper cup back. I haven't had him all season. I get him back and I got his counterpart Puca. What's his name? Puca? Nuku or whatever. Yeah. Let me to be four and oh two, especially because it's kind of a.
Speaker: Slap in the face Suck it golf I'm actually going against golf talk this week. So I'll be happy to hopefully like I said, we we we both have Guys playing tonight. He's got
Speaker: I've got a 13 point lead. He's got Walker and I've got Waller. So golf's two and one right now. I'm about to beat his other team. They're wanting to.
Speaker: three and oh two and one Tony's two and one golf is two and one Jeff is one and two. Unfortunately, he's about to be one and three. And then there's Brian.
Speaker: I just kind of I drafted the best the best the fact that I'm two and or two and two it blows my mind because I drafted the best class. It's just performance is not there.
Speaker: Week five. No, I got, uh, I got cam next week. Oh, no, you said week eight. I got cam next week. I got, uh, I got, uh, rehab and six Ted and seven. That'll be an easy win.
Speaker: You and eight kind of are still undefeated and we hate over eight No, and then you come up against this fucking buzz stall Yeah, I just I just go week to week
Speaker: I don't, I don't look too forward. I don't look too far ahead. Um, I just kind of go week to week and try to make a judgments. And like I said, it, but then you'll get, or you better watch out in nonsensical nonsense. That's all I gotta say. And then, uh, hell, I don't want to like this week, you know, I,
Speaker: Didn't realize until Sunday afternoon that Watson wasn't playing and we were on our way back from jelly roll and I was driving and I just didn't have time to to move players around. I expected more out of DTR. I thought I was going to be alright and you know. The only downside is I don't have a fucking running back in that goddamn league either. I've got Barkley and he was injured, so I'm the best running back I could find.
Speaker: Who I thought was was cream hunt and I have cam acres But I should have started cam acres and that would have given me the extra points. I needed to beat her Beat beat who I'm playing and had I not started a Mari Cooper and started Hollywood Brown You know, it's a roll of the dice man, it's a flip of the coin some weekends I'm just gonna win the NSN League and then I'll have to buy myself a prize back
Speaker: It's rigged. Is it though? Is it? I gotta look and see where the trade deadline is. I might try to make some moves, but anywho. I'm trying to put together a football show. But the guy who wants to do it with me is not making it very easy for scheduling.
Speaker: Um, we want to do college NFL and fantasy football, but he's not making it easy. Damn him. Yep. Tear him straight to hell.
Speaker: Why are with the Titans Santana Hill to the Jets and it's not gonna happen this season maybe next season And that's only if the Jets really fucking tank and they've got like an early first -round pick and maybe the Titans are thinking of Picking up like Caleb Williams or some shit or JJ. I don't know changes. Yeah, it is For the draft this year Ah
Speaker: Plus. Again, Rogers will be back next season. And maybe they'll get a full quarter play out of him. Maybe.
Speaker: I do not know. But maybe. Yeah, but I don't think Tennessee is going to move away from him, not unless they've got other plans or other ideas.
Speaker: I feel like Tennessee is saying, oh, this.
Speaker: I'm just saying because they would definitely have to have something cooked up and ready to go or some other plans or something. I mean, it'd be weird for Tennessee to drift away from Tannehill. Um, and especially because the guy has been a starter for so long. What's he going to do? Go, go, go play back up to Aaron Rogers.
Speaker: Roger seems to think he's gonna be back next year. He said he's coming back if Not what it's what a fucking Jets move such a Such a Jets thing to do fucking sign a guy and give him that Give him the money that they gave him and then dude. He's fucking 60 seconds But What the hell do I know
Speaker: Well, hell, I thought Ted Hicks was born live tonight. And maybe he's not. Maybe he's not. But um. There's something I wanted to get into.
Speaker: right. You're already doing a football show. Otherwise I'd invite you to do the one that I'm trying to start. We can get a time and if we can get a time and day lockdown, Jesus Christ, Lord have mercy. We just can't literally spend all week talking football and it's like, let's do a show. Yeah, man. I'm in. All right. Well, let's do it. Uh, I can't lock you in on a day in time.
Speaker: What Okay, this is some crazy ass shit Right here in Ohio speaking of football it's not a little high school football so a a high school football coach is
Speaker: was forced to resign and he said, no, it will. But in Ohio school and Ohio high school football coach said he was forced to resign by his school district and intended no harm to opposing players after he and his team were reportedly used Nazi as a game call in a September 22nd match.
Speaker: Hopefully they get into this we're gonna we're gonna dive into this world but early reaction is a first and foremost Why that don't make no fucking sense second of all Actually I'm not gonna say that but anyways, um
Speaker: The Associated Press in an interview with, uh, in an interview with the Associated Press, uh, Thursday, former Brooklyn high school coach Tim McFarlane said he never met any offense by using the term and that it didn't even occur to him that it would be taken as anti -Semitic. But the team's use of the war of Nazi has been largely criticized as such, especially given that the players were called.
Speaker: during a game against Beechwood High School, a school based in a largely Jewish Cleveland suburb. McFarland's lawyer balked at the idea of the word Nazi being deemed anti -Semitic instead of
Speaker: It is an historical term, not a slur citing Ohio high school coaching book from the nineties. Uh, McFarland's attorney said Nazi is often used in the football to warn teammates of what is known as a blitz. So again, I, you know what I'm going to say, regardless of the, the, the, the neighborhood being largely Jewish or this that or the other thing.
Speaker: The word Nazi is considered anti -Semitic. I call people Nazis all the time. Grammar Nazis, the receipt Nazis at fucking Walmart. And it's not meant to be anti -Semitic. It's, it's a term of basically saying, why are you such a fucking hard -ass scumbag for no goddamn reason? Or as they said here, it's a term used for, uh, blitzes, you know, blitzkrieg.
Speaker: Hello, do we know our history? And this is the problem. This is the problem with America because we are creating history and history classes and teaching a history that's not necessarily true.
Speaker: But it's to protect people's feel bad, which you don't want to feel bad here hurt. So we have to make up history because history is mean and it's scary. And there's monsters and we don't want our precious little fucking snowflake babies to get to be sad or scared. Educate yourself, fucking people. Jesus Christ, history ain't pretty. It doesn't matter if it's American history or world history. It's not fucking pretty.
Speaker: It is what it is, it's happened. But you erase it and you don't talk about it and you don't teach it, we are bound to repeat ourselves. Just saying, anyways, that's my little bleh. Beechwood School Superintendent Robert Hardis and the Beechwood Book of Education said in a news release that McFarland's statement shows that he is demonstrating further ignorance
Speaker: and succeeds in taking a terrible situation and making it worse. The Ohio High School Athletic Association, the OHSAA, if you will, said it does not track the names of certain plays or calls used by high schools, but that they are aware of the situation and that offensive language
Speaker: has no place in sports at any level. McFarland who has been coaching for 43 of his 70 years of age. Wow. They all knew Coach McFarland. Said he was asked to resign by Brooklyn schools and felt he had no choice in the matter. Brooklyn school superintendent Ted
Speaker: Collaris declined to comment on McFarland statement. He also said he ordered his players to stop using the call just before halftime When Beachwood officials brought it to his attention statements from both schools districts confirmed McFarland's actions the car McFarland also said that He offered to Personally apologize To any little snowflake pussy baby back bitch
Speaker: Beachwood players that the call may have offended and he said he was told by Beachwood coaches that that was not necessary. Both the school district said that they are currently focused on a joint response to the community regarding the September 22nd game and determine what is how best to focus on their students.
Speaker: So now we can't say the word Nazi. Well, censorship and dictation of what people can or cannot say. Sounds like a real Nazi thing of you to do, ladies and gentlemen. It's a real Nazi of you to tell me
Speaker: the words that can come out of my mouth. Well, from one group of idiots to another group of idiots,
Speaker: These. Fuck was that?
Speaker: Y 'all are killing me with these emotional support animals. Y 'all are out of control. You're out of your goddamn mind, from horses to peacocks to rats and snakes and everything else. Well, Philly's denied an emotional support alligator from entering the ballpark. Where in the fuck do you keep an alligator in Philadelphia
Speaker: Pennsylvania They like the warm y 'all they like it where it's warm they like it nice and But a Phillies fan in his emotional support animal an alligator named Wally Gator I want to punch this guy in the face what emotionally support this guy I want to emotionally support punch this guy right in the fucking face right in the goddamn face We're denied entry to watch
Speaker: Philadelphia host Pittsburgh. While the gators are working emotional support alligator owned by Joey Henny of Jonestown PA.
Speaker: The reptile has a big presence on Instagram and TikTok. So this is what it is. It's all it is. It's all it is. He's not an emotional support animal. He's your goddamn clickbait on social media. He's not emotional support. He's a fucking clickbait. This is the era we live in. Remember back in the day before social media and this and the other thing. Um,
Speaker: weird guy who showed up at like the bars or fear or fairs or or high school football games who had a fucking parrot or a fucking boa constrictor or whatever and everybody was like oh my god he's got a parrot uh oh wow they're fucking weird first and foremost because they're just in general that's what this guy is it sounded there's nothing there's nothing emotional
Speaker: There's nothing emotional support animal about this creature. This creature is a social media clickbait. What in the fuck? Sorry, something is vibrating on my desk, and it's driving me insane. Oh, there it is. Found it. Found it.
Speaker: So, there we have it. There we have it, ladies and gentlemen. Citizens Bank
Speaker: Parks policy on support animals is posted on the Phillies official website. It states guide dogs, service animals, or service animals in training are welcomed. All other animals are prohibited. Henny spoke to the Philadelphia Inquirer last year and said Wally Gator helps him battle depression and that he likes to give hugs.
Speaker: Hitting also said that the Gators never that is a goddamn certified dinosaur. That is not an emotional support animal You fucking lunatic you raving mad lunatic and everybody else who has support animal that's a fucking pig or a horse or a Peacock or a fucking rat or a goddamn snake or anything like that. You guys are fucking lunatics And he belong in a in a proper home You're doing it for attention
Speaker: If you have some weird animal that is a emotional support animal, there's nothing wrong with you and you're doing it for attention. You're posting it on social media for clicks and likes. And I mean, let's be honest, let's be honest with each other. I mean, maybe you have mental issues and obviously you have mental issues, but you're doing it for attention.
Speaker: And you're doing it for the, and then sometimes when you try and take these fucking animals on planes or ballparks, like in this case, you're doing it for the wrong kind of attention, but there's, it's 2023 and those left wing fucking fruit loops are going to get all behind you and go, Oh my God, we can't believe that the Phillies would do that. Shut up.
Speaker: Shut up shut up Fucking world we live in ladies and gentlemen, this is a goddamn world we live in Anyways, I gotta bring my blood pressure down bring my blood pressure down Let's have a little feel -good moment, shall we Chicago woman
Speaker: skydives from a plane aiming for record as the world's oldest skydiver. Lady, you've had a good run. Ottawa, Illinois, 104 -year -old Chicago woman is hoping to be certified as the oldest person to ever skydive after leaving her walk around the ground and making a tandem jump in northern Illinois. Age is just a number
Speaker: Dorothy Hoffman are told a cheering crowd moments after touching the ground Sunday at skydive Chicago in Ottawa about 85 miles southwest of Chicago The Guinness World or the Guinness World Record for oldest skydiver was set in May of last year by 103 year old when a Inge guard Larson from Sweden
Speaker: But Skydive Chicago is working to have Guinness World Records clarify Hoffner's jump as a record. Good on you, Miss Hoffner. Hoffner first Skydive died when she was 100. On Sunday, she left her walker behind just a short of the plane, a Skyvan and was helped up to the steps, enjoyed others waiting inside the Skydive.
Speaker: Hoffmaner was quoted saying, let's go, let's go Geronimo after she was finally seated. That's cool. Big ups. But you're probably going to get canceled, Ms. Hoffmaner, because you said Geronimo. And you can't say that. That's offensive. That's anti -indigenous people. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. You set a record and you got canceled. Maybe you set two records. Maybe you'll be the oldest person to ever be canceled.
Speaker: quick. Why are you going to hell? Just listen to my **** show. That'll tell you that'll tell you everything you need to know. It is what it is. What are you going to do at the end of the day?
Speaker: Sorry, I make myself laugh sometimes, but you know, it is what it is. What are you going to do at the end of the day? What are you going to do? Um, I can guarantee you.
Speaker: What? It's no history, it's no secret that I have a fear of heights. I will never understand the concept of skydiving. That shit don't make no sense to me. Why? Why skydive? Why jump out of a plane? I mean, I'm not saying, I'm not judging people. I know it sounds real judgy. I'm not judging people that do it. They enjoy it. That's their thing. But why?
Speaker: Hawaii Hawaii literally somebody tell me why what's what's It's it's just an adrenaline thing, right? Because there's no other rhyme or reason to it at the end of the day All right, am I wrong I Don't know I don't fucking know Got no motherfucking idea whatsoever
Speaker: To each their own at the end of the day, I guess. To each their own. We'll just leave it at that. To each their own. At the end of the day. Shit.
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Speaker: Check them out. Show them some love. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. Everybody. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out as always. Hopefully you're enjoying what's going on tonight. It's Monday night. I didn't come in here with anything planned. So it's a little bit all over the place. Let's be honest. Let's be honest, shall we? It's all over the goddamn place. Um, let's see if he's still, if he's still up here.
Speaker: Those of you guys who missed Friday night's show may have missed my new friend. Um, is it this one? Yes, sir. Pouche. My new alien buddy. How's it going, brother? Welcome to the show. Appreciate you hanging out. Sir. Pussy.
Speaker: And he would also like you guys to know Fuck you et fuck you et you bitch made motherfucker Um, but as I said Let's be honest Um That was something else friday night. Oh my god
Speaker: Uh, yeah. So we're kind of all over the place tonight. I honestly, uh, between this weekend and, um, everything like that. And today was just kind of one of those days that was just, uh, Oh, blah, blah, blah, if you will. You know, just, just, just, just like, uh, almost wish I would have taken the day off to, uh, kind of recuperate from, from, from, from the weekend, but I didn't.
Speaker: But it's all right. I survived. It's Monday. It's a typical Monday. Oh, we don't like Mondays But we survived Monday's over we survived we're doing our thing On to Tuesday ladies and gentlemen on to Tuesday As they say one day closer to the weekend Yeah Shut it
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Speaker: don't get it twisted, ladies and gentlemen. I am the real deal. Holy field. You know, once upon a time, I was just the champ. Now, I'm the intergalactical champ. They're going to change in my theme music to Beastie's Boys. And they're going to take a planetarium. Intergalactic champ in the building, ladies and gentlemen. Go ahead. Let me polish this up.
Speaker: got my dirty ass hand print on that bad boy. Put a little shine on it. I spit on it. You look like I spit on them pussies. That was retarded. But nonetheless, I said it. Judge me if you will. Anyhow. Anyhow, ladies and gentlemen. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.
Speaker: Keeping that little lead on there, keeping that little lead on there. I've been doing a lot of these lately. Part of me kind of feels bad, but there's a part of me that doesn't really feel bad at all. So deal with it. One of my favorites, well, sarcasm there for you.
Speaker: Fucking Rolling Stones man Rolling Stones magazine. They love doing these fucking goofy ass goddamn lists in half time They don't make any fucking sense whatsoever Let's be honest, I don't know what the fuck I don't know what the hell drugs the Rolling Stone magazine is on maybe the same fucking Drugs that the actual Rolling Stones are on sometimes when it comes to making these lists, but I you know I can
Speaker: The cool thing about doing the show by myself and doing one of these lists is I can just boom, boom, boom, boom. I can just shoot through it. I don't have to worry about Jeff going on one of his fucking tangents for 15 minutes and talking about 20 different goddamn movies about this one actor. But anywho, Rolling Stones put out the 50 worst decisions in movie history. Braces casting, big budget bombs,
Speaker: directorial hubbers and more epic feats of stupidity basically what this list is um there are 50 albums so let's uh let's let's let's just fucking dive in oh a little snippet of info uh Hugh Grant goes for a very expensive $50 drive down Sunset Boulevard do you guys remember the Hugh Grant uh
Speaker: A little sonariel, if you will. When Hugh Grant went on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on July 10th of 95 to promote nine months, the host opened the interview with one of the most famous questions in talk show history. And Jay simply said, what the hell are you thinking? It's a terrible Jay Leno impersonation. But if you know Jay Leno, you understand what I was doing.
Speaker: It was a question on the mind of nearly everyone in America since Grant was arrested just a couple of weeks earlier for lewd conduct with a sex worker named Divine Brown, who he picked up on Sunset Boulevard. He was dating model actress, Elizabeth Hurley. What the fuck, bro? You got Elizabeth Hurley and you're picking up fucking prostitutes. Calm down, man. What the fuck?
Speaker: goofy bastard um at the time and was one of the hottest young actors in the world thanks to his breakthrough role in Four Weddings and a funeral the previous year. His life couldn't possibly have been going better. Why would you do something so monument monumentally stupid? Sorry words are hard and embarrassing. I keep reading new psychological theories. He told Leno between agonized smirks, but you know in life
Speaker: What's a good thing to do? And what's a bad thing to do? I did a bad thing. There you have it. The public eventually moved on from the scandal and Grant is doing quite fine these days, but it hovered, it hovered, it hovered. Oh my God. It hovered over his career and remains one of the main things people know about him to this day. Yolo. What's going on, brother? How you doing, man?
Speaker: How was the show Friday night? James in the building. Check this out. This is one of those issues. You hear this all the time about movies and about actors, actors who turned down certain roles or this, that, and the other thing. Number 49, Will Smith turned down not only The Matrix,
Speaker: to play the main character, Neo, but he also turned down Django Unchained to play Jamie Foxx's character. Now granted, I think Jamie Foxx was way better and Keanu Reeves was way better than Will Smith would have gotten to either one of those movies, but damn, would they have been as big as they were had Will Smith been outside of his name and his recognition. If you look at his in true fan aspect or a
Speaker: real fan point of view would the movies been better or not with Will Smith and the and The cats all I thought it was Friday night when we wouldn't when I was hanging out with you guys before we did the show My bad, I apologize Nice glad Jenna good times use
Speaker: It's my chair. That's what's been vibrating all night because I pitch it. I'm a fidgeter. Uh, by the end of the nineties, Will Smith was one of the biggest stars in Hollywood. His name was on a poster alone. Could nearly guarantee that a movie would be a hit, but after reaching the stratosphere with bad boys and independence day, he made a series of really bad decisions. The first ones came with first came one with, uh,
Speaker: Wachowski's fresh off their breakthrough movie bound, met with him to see if he would take the lead role in their new movie, The Matrix. They only done one movie Smith explained in 2019. They made a pitch for The Matrix as it turned out, they were geniuses. But I made Wild Wild West instead of The Matrix. I'm not proud of it years later, Quentin Tarantino,
Speaker: a filmmaker with a ton more experience than the Wachowskis had in 1998 came to him with the script for Django Unchained. He wanted him to play Django. Smith turned him down. Quinton and I couldn't see eye to eye, Smith said. I wanted to make that movie so badly, but I felt the only way was it had to be a love story, not a vengeance story. Right around this time, he made Men in Black 3.
Speaker: After earth instead not once not twice about trade times Swinging amiss Or I apologize not swinging amiss It is Swinging an Amish
Speaker: Wow. Wow. Other than Will Smith would have done good. It was centered a wild, wild, wild. I did enjoy wild, wild West, but, um, you know, the first two men in black movies were good. Wild wild West was good, but it, they didn't have the success that the matrix had. Um, and certainly didn't have the success that, um, Django and chain had, um,
Speaker: And also at the same time, two totally different movies. I just couldn't imagine Will in those roles. You know what I mean? He was great in Bad Boys. Don't get me wrong. Great in Hancock. I love Hancock. There's not a lot of Will Smith movies I don't like. It's just probably at the end of the day for the best because it might've been really awkward seeing him in those roles.
Speaker: But nonetheless, still a swing and a mish. This movie, regardless of how you feel about it, regardless of if you think it was a good movie or not,
Speaker: This movie has caught 17 different kinds of hell and it comes in at 48 on Hollywood's worst decisions. Michael Bay decides
Speaker: He's the man to still tell the story of Pearl Harbor. Nothing against Michael Bay. Michael Bay is a phenomenal director. Made some phenomenal fucking movies. In hindsight, turning the story of Pearl Harbor into a Michael Bay directed love story starring Ben Affleck, Josh Harnett, and Kate Beckinsale seems like a truly crazy decision.
Speaker: But this was 2001. James Cameron had just obliterated all box office records by turning the Titanic disaster into a Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet romance. Bay himself just scored a huge hit taking the story of an asteroid nearly wiping out all of life on earth into a Ben Affleck
Speaker: Liv Tyler, love story complete with an Aerosmith ballad that hit number one. Why not smash two movies together, sprinkle a smattering of actual history from World War II and watch money start raining down from the sky, ladies and gentlemen. First off, Harnett is no DiCaprio. No matter how many times Hollywood tried to convince us otherwise. At the turn of the millennium, secondly, Bay was away over his head with this one. The Titanic sank.
Speaker: because in an iceberg, it's simple. Explaining the backstory of Pearl Harbor requires quite a bit more exposition and casting John Voight as FDR didn't help matters. Nearly every line of the script drops from the actor's mouth with a leaden clank of exposition, timed with bad sitcom beats. The New York Times wrote according to the time -tested Ruckheimer formula.
Speaker: Each heartfelt utterance must be soothed by a little joke. A moment of lightheartedness must resolve into a muffled choke of pathos. No shot seemed to last more than five seconds. No scene more than a minute. The final product made Armageddon seem like a masterpiece by comparison. And a whole lot of people love this movie, Pearl Harbor, but
Speaker: I was one of those people that went into it looking at more of a historical view and much like this just said, it was literally a love story with some truth behind it. You know what I mean? Not necessarily a documentary, but you could have made a movie about Pearl Harbor and made it about Pearl Harbor.
Speaker: And I've never seen the Titanic. I've never ever, I've never seen Titanic. Nor will I ever see Titanic. One thing I know about Titanic is Kate Winslet had more than enough room for Leo on the, whatever she was floating on. And she pushed him off into the ocean and watched him drown. And Celine Dion had to smash it.
Speaker: But again, I mean, Titanic did basically the same thing. They took they took something that actually happened in and in history and just turned into a love story. A weird ass fucking love story at that. But I'm not wrong. Those of us of a certain age, there was a certain. Movie actor.
Speaker: who was beloved from our childhood, or our younger teenage years, younger pre -teen years, I guess you would say, Jim Barney, who played Ernest. Ernest P. Worrell, ladies and gentlemen. We all remember those Ernest movies. Ernest goes to camp. Ernest in the army. Ernest saves Christmas. Ernest scares stupid.
Speaker: Oh, apparently at 47, Ernest goes to Africa. Mmm. Might have been a swing and an Amish.
Speaker: Jim Varney's childlike Ernest P. Worrell character visited many places throughout his decade long run of movies. He went to summer camp and the initial movie they moved on to the magical world of Santa Claus, jail, a troll infested town, high school, a basketball league, and even the army. The quality of these movies varies wildly if just
Speaker: If you just see one where we recommend Ernest goes to three movies, Ernest goes to jail was awesome. Probably my, probably my top three would be Ernest goes to jail, Ernest scared, stupid, and Ernest goes to camp. Probably my top three with an honorable mention for Ernest saves Christmas. You know, those probably my four favorite Ernest movies, but, um,
Speaker: But in 1997, around the time the series descended into low budget straight to video Schlock, they made an unfortunate decision to send Ernest to Africa. We'll spare you the plot details of this one, but it involves Ernest getting entangled with a fictional
Speaker: cinque tu tu tribe, at one point he even wears brown face while posing as a servant. This is a vision of Africa straight up 1940s Bugs Bunny cartoons. It's shockingly racist and not the least bit funny. Earnest, they expect it better for me. I don't appreciate Rolling Stones taking a shot at Jim Varney like that.
Speaker: He was just riding the wave at the end of the day. I don't think there was any ill will or racism intended, let's be honest. Again, Rolling Stones, Rolling Stone magazine likes to put out fucking lists, but they don't know what the hell they're fucking doing half the time. Number 46, a Catwoman movie without Michelle Pfeiffer. I might be on an island alone, but you know, I like the,
Speaker: Halle Berry Catwoman movie up until Christopher Nolan got his hands on the on the material Batman Returns Was the best movie of a long -running franchise? Are you out of your fucking mind? Rolling Stone Batman Returns The original Batman with Keaton was the best Don't even get me started on the whole fucking Titan Dark Knight series because
Speaker: Christian Bale Fucking ridiculous Heath Ledger not the best Joker suck on it. I said what I said Heath Ledger not the bus best Joker and And I mean probably the best thing that came out of out of the Dark Knight trilogy for me was Alfred and Tom Hardy is Bane
Speaker: And I wasn't too mad at the scarecrow either. But other than that, that was a whack -ass fucking trilogy. The original Batman with Keaton was the best by far at the end of the day. Anyways, the world had accepted Keaton as the Caped Crusader after some initial doubts the first time around and Danny DeVito and Michelle Pfeiffer were perfect.
Speaker: as the penguin in Catwoman. The movie ends with the penguin dead, but Catwoman's still alive after losing eight of her nine lives. Nothing against Batman Returns, because I like Batman Returns. But, you know. Yes. It was the perfect setup for a spin -off movie about Catwoman.
Speaker: But studios didn't think in terms of the cinematic universes back then. Obviously, nobody was doing what the MCU did. MCU created for comic books that cinematic universe that I don't think any of us growing up watching or reading comics or anything like that ever expected us to be where we are now and getting to watch
Speaker: the heroes that we read about growing up on the big screen and actual good movies or television shows.
Speaker: When they finally got around to making a Catwoman movie, a dozen years later, they dumped Pfeiffer and started over with Holly Berry. She had won Best Actress two years earlier and was at the peak of her fame. But the movie bombed and shot her down a few Hollywood runs. When she won Worst Actress at the Razzie Awards,
Speaker: She had the good humor to show up and accepted the award in person. First of all, I want to thank Warner Brothers, she said, for putting me in a piece of shit, God awful movie, big ups to Holly Berry. Shout out to Holly Berry for, for, for, uh, having fun with it. And, and, and, you know, the cat woman movie was a shit bag, but I enjoyed it. Judge me if you will. I also like green light fucking blow me. I don't care.
Speaker: Uh, it was just what my career needed. She continued. I was at the top and then cat woman just plummeted me to the bottom. Love it. It's hard being on top and it's much harder being on the bottom. All of this could have been avoided. Had they stuck with the cat woman, everyone loved and not waited 12 frigging years to give her a movie. I agree. Would I have preferred to see a Michelle Pfeiffer standalone cat one movie apps of fucking loot. But.
Speaker: It's Michelle Pfeiffer. Let's be honest. She's an amazing actress. She's not like the hottest woman on the planet or anything like that. But she's an amazing actress and she was great as Catwoman and super hot as Catwoman too. Oh, lesbian. I'm just saying. Probably
Speaker: Mm -hmm. Yeah, definitely hotter than Greece too, but she was pretty hot. There's two those are probably the two hottest Michelle Pfeiffer rules ever Catwoman and and and and her role in Greece too Outside the fact is outside of that it's just she's an amazing fucking actress and there's no Saying anything. Otherwise, you know, whatever she's been in she's been fucking phenomenal anywho
Speaker: Number 45, Disney turns away from animated movies after the deaths of Walt and Roy Disney. From its earliest days as a Hollywood studio, Disney was associated with quality animated shorts. No, I'm not live on Twitch. Actually, wow, I'm not live on Twitch. I thought I was, I'm on Twitter.
Speaker: I don't really worry too much about Twitch, but yeah, we'll put it on Twitch for the last half hour, I guess. I hit the wrong button. Facebook and YouTube are my main, are my main platforms. There we go. Now it's on Twitch. I always put it on Twitch, but I hit the wrong damn button tonight.
Speaker: What up, Twitch? Sorry about that, Twitch viewers. But we are on multiple other platforms where you guys can watch us live. If you like watching us on Twitch, we're on YouTube and Facebook. Just saying. Anywho, after Walt and Roy Disney died, Walt Disney, he began his career
Speaker: as a commercial illustrator. And he oversaw the creations of Snow White and the seven drawers, Fantasia, Bambi, Cinderella, and other cartoon classics. But good looking out to you. I appreciate that, man.
Speaker: Um, and other cartoons last six, but after Walt died in 66, his brother Roy followed five years later. Um, the Disney decided that animated movies were relics of the past and they'd still make the occasional one like the rescuers or the Fox and the hound. Uh, but their focus became live action. Oh, excuse me.
Speaker: live action direct like Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo, the unidentified flying oddball and Gus. I like the Herbie franchises growing up. If you haven't heard about that last one, it's a Don Knotts movie about a mule who plays football. I've never heard that. Yeah.
Speaker: What's going on hello Jeeves Everything about this show is Nonsenseable they're awesome awesome heavy Mickey Except Mondays Mondays are just me being lame and fucking boring and just rambling and you know, whatever. Oh
Speaker: Disney was completely adrift. It wasn't until The Little Mermaid in 89 that Disney finally started pouring resources back into animation. It was the start of the Disney Renaissance that gave us Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, The Lion King over the next five years. They could have been making these movies all along, but they just dropped the fucking ball. This movie should have been number one, but that's just my opinion.
Speaker: Hold on. You get a back burner. You get a back burner. Well, I have to tread lightly here because I've already offended the Christians. Let's be honest. So Jesus Christ was involved in the making of the pyramids and how it eventually led to global warning.
Speaker: I was always into the impression that ancient aliens were involved with making the pyramids and not the imaginary spaghetti monster in the sky known as Jesus or God. Enlighten me. Enlighten me, Mickey. McKay. Mickey. Enlighten me. I feel like first and foremost, you bring up Jesus
Speaker: Warning Christians about to hurt your feelings I Wish I Wish
Speaker: Bro, it's going to be a feeling that you have your own showroom of cars and you own a bunch. Man, I wish. Trust me, if I did, actually, that's a lie. Even if I did own those things, I'd still be here doing this. Well, this is going to be a real kick in the fucking dick, Christians. Y 'all ever remember? Y 'all are playing the game telephone growing up. You know, one person starts and they whisper in somebody's ear and they and they say,
Speaker: There's a gray dog in the backyard next door. And then that person carries it on and carries on to you to the last person. And the last person says that the Chevy pickup down the road is red and orange and it's owned by Scuba Steve. That's essentially what the Bible is. It's a giant book of telephone. Stories that have been passed down for centuries.
Speaker: But I'm intrigued about the Jesus building the pyramids and the pyramids leading to global warming. Do you care to enlighten the rest of the class there, Mickey? Because I was always under the impression that
Speaker: Again, I say I reiterate the fact I'm a, I'm not alien guy. I'm not alien believer guy or anything like that, but you'd be a fool to believe that aliens don't exist. Um, I do have my good friend, uh, sure pussy. That's my alien buddy. We like to drink beers and I throw into beer cans at his face because he can only drink like three or four beers before he passes out. And I call him pussy and now he's surplus. But.
Speaker: That's my alien buddy sir pussy He came down to earth I was the first human that he met and we got drunk together because that's what I do he also says Fuck you ET
Speaker: So you think, so you think the pyramids were actually old grand Egyptian hotels. So they just built these magnificent architectural, um, works of art and turn them into hotels. Are we in Vegas or in Egypt? Where are we at? Where are we talking? What the hell are we talking at?
Speaker: Let me go ahead and drop this real quick.
Speaker: Hell no! I do gotta say, Egyptian pyramid hotels would have definitely been more of a... Would have served a much better purpose than just throwing dead bodies into the bottom of them. I'm with you on the hotel thing, but I just don't think they were that smart. Anywhere and everywhere.
Speaker: Anywhere and everywhere them say we in set are the pyramids is that um What uh, well Why would jeebus build pyramids for the Egyptians they didn't like jeebus's people Was here traitor Hmm
Speaker: Believe a certain somebody had the port to see to save Jesus his followers Jesus his people people Jesus He wasn't ready for this thing he wasn't ready Um
Speaker: Whoa, hey, that's me. I don't know how, but your second point is, what do pyramids do to lead to global warming?
Speaker: Speaking about the pyramids and supposedly for for centuries or whatever People have said that there's a secret secret entrance entrance on the the Great Sphinx And nobody, you know is one of those here saying kind of urban legends type deals and it wasn't until just recently somebody was flying a drone and up at the top of the Sphinx
Speaker: Just in front of the year does looks does look like there is actually an entrance so maybe Throughout all these years and everything like that people were right there was actually a secret entrance into the Sphinx, but what mysteries are behind that door I'm super intrigued with ancient Egyptians ancient ancient Egypt ancient Egyptians
Speaker: That is, um, I don't, I don't know. It just, it really peaks my curiosity and, um, I don't know why, um, you know, had there not been aliens or whatever, the, the architectural shit that they were able to accomplish, especially in that time period, uh, creating the pyramids or creating the, uh, the great Sphinx, uh, and stuff like that. They're just, that just blows my mind. It intrigues me, but not only that, but even.
Speaker: Even their religious beliefs, the beliefs that they have with their gods and stuff like that are an interesting topic or an interesting thing to learn about. Now I am by no means educated in ancient Egyptian mythology or anything like that. I haven't dived into that world yet. I know a little bit about a little bit.
Speaker: But um, I would like to dive more into it and and and and become more knowledgeable about it but um It's Well again I Asked a question you presented it to the class and never answered What does jeebus have to do with?
Speaker: ancient pyramids And what do they have to do with global warming? Um Shit I was gonna go down a totally different road after that and that kind of fucking Lost I fucking derailed a fucking derail
Speaker: That's what I want to know. And that's, and, and, and, and Jeeves, that's that was, that's been my question for, I don't know how long. First of all, and that's what I said, you know, that's where I was going to go. Thank you, Jeeves. Thank you. Thank you, Jeeves. You wouldn't, you unintentionally brought me back around. You got me back up on the ramp. So, you know, Brian, there's you guys to my good friend, Sir Pousois, if you're French.
Speaker: Wow How in the hell Because even Excuse me, even if you Somehow figure out how to Put these blocks on wood or whatever the case may be And he figure out a pulling mechanism or manpower mechanism
Speaker: Do you have the manpower or the slave power? Let's be honest To actually create these giant Buildings monuments, whatever you want to call them And The first part of that question is what in the hell did you use to
Speaker: Create these blocks because it wasn't like there was just a whole bunch of fucking Perfectly size of blocks of giant rocks and boulders that were just laying around the desert that you were able to Just Bada bing bada boom build a fucking pyramid with And as I was saying that I'm more of a I'm more to lean towards the
Speaker: ancient aliens, aliens building the pyramids, uh, with technology that, you know, cause I'm not big alien conspiracy guy, but we live in a universe with galaxies and planets that have never even been discovered yet, let alone been able to be seen or anything like that.
Speaker: We would be fools to believe that we were the only people in the galaxy or the only source of life or creature or whatever To be alive so who says aliens weren't around in ancient ancient Egypt Egypt and Built these pyramids and built these pyramids for other reasons other than just to store dead bodies in Or treasures or whatever
Speaker: We're just now as a society, whether you believed in aliens prior or believed in, or did not believe in aliens. Nobody. Let me, you know, say the word just need to charge here. It'll charge on that charger in the living room. If Nikki's not using there, she's still awake. Ask me to plug it in. If not, I'll do it when I get done. Um.
Speaker: What is gentle parenting? Nice. Send me, send me clips during the show. Um, so, you know, I'm more leaning towards the, the aliens somehow, whatever the case may be, you know, they came in and helped.
Speaker: create and build the pyramids or or a little mind fuck for you. They built them for some source of energy or signal or something. I don't know if it's an energy source that I guess I could leave the global warming, but there's so many things like that in the world. Look at Stonehenge. This is how built Stonehenge. How the fuck did they build Stonehenge?
Speaker: Have you ever tried to take three pieces, three blocks or three pieces of wood or whatever that won't stand on their own? And there's no way that the stone hinge pillars and everything like that, you could just, I've seen them, they're a little wonky looking and I'm sure they've gotten wonky or looking over time or whatever. But those, those, those, those vertical pieces, it'd be so hard to get them to stand. Um,
Speaker: So that you could drop the horizontal piece on top again Aliens or Were people way more advanced back then then they actually get credit for me I don't know what civilization way more advanced than what we give them credit for when things like the pyramids or
Speaker: Stonehenge or Even the Aztec ruins you look at what the Aztecs were able to create Based off of what we're taught and what we know How in the fuck were they able to create these these these Aztec temples Because what we're talking what we're told is that the the
Speaker: Engineering the ingenuity and they said the other thing it wasn't present in that time, especially the tools that you needed to create these Was civilization way more advanced than what we ever know of Something to think about something to think about ladies and gentlemen Or I'm just a big goofy sasquatch looking goofball fucking talking out my ass I
Speaker: Think about that too The choice is yours what civilization way more advanced than what we what we are taught and what we are told Or am I just a big sasquatch talking out my ass? Most people probably gonna lean towards the Sasquatch talking out of his ass but no teacher as a guy who is in the construction business and has been For a good chunk of my life
Speaker: I look at some of the stuff a little bit different. And if you look back at what we're taught and what history tells us, it's like, I mean, honestly, they shouldn't have been able to do it. Shouldn't have been able to create the things that we've seen. Some of these great,
Speaker: That bitch like damn yo, y 'all like y 'all just really just just do a massive fucking wall in China No help I think they're good buddies of the old aliens had something to do with it I'm just saying just my personal my personal thought yeah lead into that conspiracy theorist
Speaker: And what really happened to Abraham Lincoln? I've seen a couple of movies that are interesting theories. And I know they're not real theories, but I'm just saying if vampires really existed, was Abraham Lincoln a vampire? And that's what led to his divide, is that he was actually infected with the vampire virus. And John Wilkes Booth was only doing what Abraham Lincoln asked him to do.
Speaker: by putting him out of this misery. Or Abraham Lincoln versus the zombies. And old what's -her -face was actually infected and Abe went to check on her and she bit him and he was infected and he went to John Wilkes Booth and said, I'm infected, you know what to do. And he wasn't really assassinated. What's he saying?
Speaker: How do we not know maybe vampires exist maybe zombies were a real thing maybe we've already dealt with zombie apocalypse and that's why there's so many zombie apocalypse style movies and television shows out there because we've already dealt with it sometime in history and we've just not been given
Speaker: knowledge to know that it actually happened. We have not been given the blue pill or the red pill or whatever pill. We've all known about Area 51 since the 50s, but it wasn't until just in the recent years or the recent last year and a half or so that the government has started to acknowledge
Speaker: alien life forms and the existence of extraterrestrials and they're no longer UFOs anymore. Let's just say maybe Chibis was a zombie. You know what I mean? A little zombie action in Chibis days. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
Speaker: That is so much fun with the weird conspiracy people that will listen to this podcast And now we have the intergalactic champion on our side he's one of us I'm not one of you I'm just asking questions. Just asking questions. That's all I'm doing Just asking questions
Speaker: Judge me if you will. Oh, cheesy, cheesy, cheesy.
Speaker: speaking.
Speaker: Speaking of conspiracies and speaking of having our eyes open Oh Anywho
Speaker: What a show tonight. It's Monday. It was a Monday. It was a Monday night Mondays are probably one of the worst ADH ADHD I don't know what HD is, but I got 80 of them sons of bitches. Ah This was a really ADHD ADD moment for the show man, I was all over the place tonight, but
Speaker: Know it's what happens. I'm trying to make something out of nothing. Maybe maybe you hit the nail on the head You know, maybe some shit will stick on the wall. Fuck. I don't know Combination of being tired being worn out having a couple brewskis from you know from the weekend Got me feeling some sort of way But
Speaker: I do apologize to twitch. I know, uh, this is where our lurker comes from, but I gotta make sure I give you the platform so you can learn. Duh. Anyways, we'll be back up Wednesday night.
Speaker: Jeff will be back. Jeff's typically not here on Mondays. Tony used to be here on Mondays, but. For the present time being in near future. No longer here, unfortunately, but. Thing is back, I'll take it.
Speaker: But Connor will be joining us soon. So hopefully Connor will be here on Mondays. You guys want to worry about me trying to Muddle my way through three hours of bullshit. Sometimes I'd be pretty good tonight was kind of a shit show But you know, it is what it is at the end of the day. We do appreciate you guys listening I appreciate you guys hanging out as always. Um Go ahead and check out the bio link bio dot link slash nonsensical nonsense It's gonna give you the links to the Facebook Instagram Twitter Or X
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Speaker: She was a dark -haired Juarez beauty flirtin' with a GI Joe walked through the workin' in the tips of the bar in Mexico One cigarette smoke break by the back door Turned into a pack on the hood of his Ford where he is now, the devil knows Late night, 2 a .m. mistake But sometimes one time is all it takes Won't be long now, before she starts to show
Speaker: And when you smell that smoke Drifting in the desert winter cementone The love that's in your feet up becomes a desperate mama cedar You had to go leave a heart on fire in Mexico
Speaker: Turns out all the big dreams she had didn't look like feeding mouths on food stamps So one night she up and drove away My baby girl, she left surviving One day got real tired of crying, cool up mad as hell Counting down the days, oh can you smell that smoke Clipping in the bed
Speaker: You have to go Leave a heart on fire, Mexico
Speaker: No one took care, nowhere to go But in and out of foster homes She had a dream that burned and she made it out Rolled into those Texas hills Got herself a dark -eyed girl, swore off a tear, she cried Was a pain she'll never know Can you smell that smoke?
Speaker: You had to go
Speaker: Yeah, there. Well, Abby Anderson, which is great. It's really it's got a lot of really good songs. Anywho, well, boy, one thing left to do at the end of the night, y 'all. And that is. No, I almost pulled a jump on you guys. I almost prematurely ejaculated at the end of the show.
Speaker: Always remember, ladies and gentlemen, when you're going through it, shit's getting hard. Shit's getting tough. And you're at them crossroads. Just think of five simple letters. W -W -N -N -D. What would nonsensical nonsense do? Drink a fucking beer and not give a damn. And move on to the next subject. Don't let the haters, don't let the naysayers, and don't let the fake friends bring you down.
Speaker: at the end of the day, they're still fans because they're watching and they're keeping an eye on everything you do. And with that being said, goodbye. Be good. Be good at it, motherfuckers.
