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Speaker: every time. Every time with another Rocky song. He's only paid for one song per episode, so. Welcome to Nonsense Go Nonsense, guys. I'm Glick, as always. Hanging out with the one and only Woke Jeff. Jeffrey, how you doing tonight, sir? I'm doing excellent. I'll let you know why off cam. Off the show. I'm going off the show. Off the show. Must not be that good since you haven't told me yet.
Speaker: I too am doing fantastic. I want to confirm everything before I go further and brag. Oh, gotcha. Fair enough. I don't want to count my chickens before they hatch. Fair enough. All right. And we got the big dog. He's showing. There he is. What's going on, Michael? How you doing? What's up? What's up? What's up? Looking like a wish version of Clark Kent. Oh, I'm doing all right.
Speaker: What's going on, Tony D? What's going on? I know, I'm pretty good right now. Can you put it on Facebook? You look like you're 12. He always looks super young. I like the belt. I like that. Nice little... Too bad that all changes tonight. Actually, I know I'm not going to win this week because I'm going to hurt some feelings with this list.
Speaker: I'm Before we go with the list Mike and I had a quick discussion and sequels do not count So like yeah, you know what next time fruit Next I would say next time you put that rule in the place before the night. Oh Somebody's got sequels No, I had to delete like five so
Speaker: I'm going to go ahead and, uh, um, no, I think I might pull executive rank on you and say that maybe next time we do a movie thing, if you want sequels to not count, you need to tell us in the beginning. We'll see them. I meant to mention it to you earlier, but I forgot. We'll see them. We'll see how this goes. Talk to you about that at like eight this morning, but that's okay. No, I've been working all day. Why don't you? Okay.
Speaker: He's got a wrestling belt, son of a bitch. Yeah, he thinks he's the champ like this guy over here. Well, here's an idea, gentlemen. The next time you have an idea or a discussion, I don't know. Maybe, maybe talk about the guy who's on the top of the screen. I'll do an amendment. I'll do an amendment. It will be up for discussion. So you can announce it and then because honestly, if it goes along, I mean, honestly, I personally,
Speaker: stayed away from franchises and sequels. I had one sequel. It was more for the actors than the movie. Yeah, sequel. Well, I actually have like two movies with the same actor in it, but there were so many other actors that were in this other movie that, you know,
Speaker: Why don't we finish introductions? Why don't we finish introductions? Yeah, we'll get into this. As Chris plays on Snapchat. No, I'm not on Snapchat. I just got a question that was sent to me on Twitter. Oh yeah, welcome to the show guys. Hopefully you all had a good week. Wait, what's the subject again? I had to respond to a message.
Speaker: I'll tell you here in just a second, Tony. What intros? What are those? Yeah, right? So as I said, guys, welcome to the show. Hopefully y 'all are having a good weekend so far. Congratulations to the Bengals on their playoff victory. Any Bengals that might be watching? Bengals fans, not Bengals. However, I say that and I did get a follow from a former WWE, WCW superstar today on TikTok, and that was pretty cool.
Speaker: Right? That was pretty badass. I was like, oh, I remember that guy. Why the hell is he following me? He's really down in the dumps. No, he's doing pretty good for himself, it looks like. But if you guys aren't already, feel free to check us out on all social media at Nonsense School Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. Yes, TikTok. I said TikTok. YouTube and Twitch. And then you can join us live right here every
Speaker: Wednesday and Saturday night on Haps, download the free app, give us a follow, come check us out, hang out in the chatter's box with all of our lovely friends. Some of them more lovelier than the others, I'm talking to you Tony, you sexy son of a bitch. And if you'd like to catch every single episode of the podcast, feel free to do that by checking us out on Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcasts, basically anywhere and everywhere you get your little podcasts and fixes from.
Speaker: So go give us a follow, go give us a like, go give us a share, tell your mama about us. We do come with a warning label sometimes. And give Mike and Jeff the old double thumbing. We do a reverse parental warning as in your parents should not watch it. It's at the end of the show after they've already listened. No, I come with a legit warning. It's just, it's a legit warning.
Speaker: But then you can also give us a follow, or you can also email us if you'd like to email us. At nonsensicalnonsensepodcast .com. Yeah, I did that wrong. Nonsensicalnonsensepodcast .com. Boom! At gmail .com. There we go. I thought we had a website already. I'm prematurely jumping the gun. Oh, that's what Woke Chef does. He prematurely does stuff.
Speaker: Twice today. Twice today, folks. Twice. Nothing today. Twice. Twice, huh? Words do be hard, sir. So you can't go into your good news as of right now, because you don't want to count your chickens before your eggs hatch. Is that what you're saying, Jeffrey? Well, it has to do with my job and all that fun stuff. OK, that's what I figured. I've got some things lined up that are
Speaker: that are gonna pay for said website. Well, I don't mind announcing my good news. I have a date Friday night. Mike, have you seen this chick? No. I'm impressed.
Speaker: He's keeping it all. I don't know how I was supposed to say that. He doesn't want me to say that. No, no, no, no. And in no disrespect whatsoever, she's a very good looking woman. He's keeping this one under wraps. It's OK. I figured when he hasn't talked to me heartily this week, as opposed to the coming week. That's because I've had him on the phone for four hours. Yeah. I tried to get it on that call, by the way. He wasn't spoke on the phone. I tried to get it on that call.
Speaker: What the hell? This motherfucker calls me at work the other day and I was like, hey, I'm just doing some, I think I was on lunch or something. I was like, I'll answer him real quick. Three hours later, I was like, I gotta go home, dude. We're literally just shooting shit and I'm fucking sending emails. No, I'm not, no, I'm not. No, no, no, no.
Speaker: I just you know, I'm not gonna go into too much detail. I typically keep my personal personal life it on the down low ish so You understand the ish you understand the ish you understand Just want to brag a little bit I got a date and hey and you know what nothing bad about bragging about it and
Speaker: I was literally talking about said date. I don't know if it's this Friday or next. Whatever episode happens after the date is going to be interesting. We'll find out. We'll know it's really good if it's just basically me and Jeff talking and then we have this all night.
Speaker: Jeff, you miss enough episodes. Get wet. I'm going to be busy.
Speaker: The show's in your hands. Handle it tonight. Wait, what? Speaking of the show. I've got a date with Destiny. Well, you ain't kidding me. No, I don't know anything. Oh, sorry. Oh. So speaking of that, because last week I said that I was going to do, hey, how's it going all about Jesus? Jesus? Sorry. I was going to do. Stephen Warner? I said that last week I was going to start doing the little glicks, wisdoms.
Speaker: Yes, just just gonna shoot it out there No discussion needed just shoot it out there But the old saying is when one door closes another one opens
Speaker: Or if a door gets slammed in your face, the other one is open and there's something a whole hell of a lot better behind that. Amen to that. Everybody should always remember that when something happens, just remember everything happens for a reason. It may not make any fucking sense at the time why that door just broke your nose when it got slammed on it. But at the end of the day, it happens for a reason and it's usually for the better.
Speaker: I have never had a job or girlfriend that I just thought, well damn, I wish I still had that job or that girlfriend. Never. I have a job like that. No, never. I just wish that job that I had paid a little bit more money because it was a fun job and it was a cool place to work at at Abercrombie. I just wish they paid more. Right, yeah. I mean, I've had those jobs. I've had those jobs, but I have never been fired from a job.
Speaker: And I wasn't working at an Abercrombie store. I wasn't working at an Abercrombie store. I was working at their home office, their headquarters at work security. Yeah, I was working security. Well, I unfortunately happened
Speaker: I was fired from one job actually because of COVID. So, you know, I grew up in the mentality of, I grew up, I was raised with the mentality of if you can physically walk, you can go to work. So I went to work sick. You know, I went to work sick and then now it's the weirdest conversation. The weirdest conversation they literally called me
Speaker: and said that I was a danger to everybody working around me. And then I was a safety hazard because I came to work with a fever. And I was like, you know how sometimes you run a fever, then you go and you actually work it off and you feel good by the end of the day? You know what the crazy thing is? I've had COVID. I never had a fever once. Well, the bad thing is I just went to work with a fever because they fired me while waiting for my test results. And I did. It came back negative.
Speaker: but they had to pay for my unemployment so that worked out so thank you for that you know they prematurely did something and but you know what that job was dangerous there was at least three or four times that I almost died I literally
Speaker: Is that the one where you made TikTok videos from like the boob or some shit? You were like, yes, four stories up in the air. Yeah, when I first met you. Yeah. Once again, I should be on a bill. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I literally call people and be like, Hey, you know what? I'm about to do something really dangerous. Uh, if you do not hear from me in three hours, call, call the cops because I'm, I'm in, I'm, I'm going to be hurt. You know, that's yeah.
Speaker: What's up, Pops? So, hey, Papa Clark. Into the show. Today's starting five. Are Buddhist movies ever made with a big star in one? And as we discussed, the light did win, so he is last to go. Yes. Oh, Chris going second. For the new people that just came in,
Speaker: I am the reigning champion. Oh my god. I am the reigning champion. I just picked this up just a little while ago. You guys have no humility. There's no humility. And there is a sound. I was busy today. Yes, I got a belt. I got a belt.
Speaker: And if I hadn't been so busy today, there would have been an audio. That's the problem. But don't worry, it's on TikTok. I just need to do it. Five more days. That's for you, Glick. This is for you. Five more days. All the way up until Wednesday. Yeah. When you take it from me. Hey, wicked. But you got to take it from me first now. Bird out. It's on, bitch. Bird out. I'm on that ass tonight. Don't use it. As for the new norm, we are going 111, 222,
Speaker: One, one, one, one, one, one. Did I say that correctly? Yeah. I guess. And I have to. The list goes second. So mine is. Wait a minute. I lost. How do I know what you lost? I lost. Yeah. Jeff was lost. You just lost, sort of. I don't have my two votes. So. Yeah, that's my first choice. Considering my list was way better.
Speaker: Once again, Mike Pander. So for my first choice, my number one starting five draft has to be John Travolta's Battlefield Earth. Oh, nice. I looked at that. I looked at that, but you know what? See, the problem's such a big piece of shit. I wasn't going to say John Travolta. You knew what I was going to say.
Speaker: The problem with that movie is there are a lot of movies that are really bad.
Speaker: But I love it. So I couldn't. Really? Oh, I like it. I enjoyed that movie. Did it suck? Was I going there? Man, this is so bad. Yeah. But it was, and right, Tony D, it was uncomfortable as hell. But I liked it. I watched it. I watched it like two times. I would never own it. But you know, it's kind of like a guilty pleasure for me. Hey, Golf. All right, Glitch.
Speaker: All right. I told you I'm gonna hurt some feelings. And with my number one pick, I'm going right for the jugular. Not that I don't like this movie, but if you've watched this movie and you cannot say it's a bad movie, then there's something seriously mental with you. But the one and only Tim Curry himself and the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I have never watched that movie.
Speaker: I have watched that movie more times than I would like to admit to. I enjoy that movie, but it is a bad fucking movie for Tim Curry. He was so perfect. It's the greatest movie ever. Yeah, exactly. Oh my God. It's so hard to watch. It's the fanfare behind it because as a person who got to actually one time go and experience the midnight show and you have everybody dressed as characters and they're
Speaker: singing along and doing the movie along. And there was actually a cast that was playing, like playing out the movie down in front of the screen. It was fun. It's a fun experience, but you can love that movie and admit to the fact that it was bad, much like Jeff and I love Willie's Wonderland, but it's a terrible movie. Well, it's so cheesy and boring. See, my thing is, is I actually put movies on my list that
Speaker: Because I have a whole list of that, movies like that. But the movies that I put on there, I absolutely cannot stand these movies. Battlefield Earth was your pick, Chris. That was a movie that it sucked. I'm not going to give away any other movies because they might be on the list. But there are a lot of movies that sucked. And I was like, yeah, this movie sucks. But you know what? I kind of liked it. It's like a guilty pleasure thing.
Speaker: I would never brag about the movie. But, you know, so bad, they're good. You know, my my number one is my number one pick. And I did homework. This movie scored a four percent on the Rotten Tomatoes. I tried to watch this movie. I cannot get through this movie. I was excited. The directors of this movie
Speaker: were Elizabeth Banks, James Gunn, Peter Farley, and a shit ton more. The actors in this movie is Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Emma Stone, Halle Berry, Elizabeth Banks, Richard Gere, Gerard Butler, Naomi Ross, and Affairs. I'm going to reach through the screen and smack you. God damn, all you have to do is pick one case. Sean Williams, Scott Lee,
Speaker: Huh? I know what movie you're thinking. Just pick one actor. Oh, he was pick one actor, not the entire cast. Yeah. Three hour show. Yeah. I know what he's going to do too. Well, Gerard Butler and the movie, it was so bad they couldn't even give it a title and it's just called the movie 43. I love that movie and you have terrible tastes.
Speaker: No. Which actor did you call for it? I'll call, I mean, it's for everybody. We'll do Gerard Butler. That movie broke a lot of records. That movie's hilarious. It's a spoof of 400 movies. I couldn't get through it.
Speaker: For my number two. I should go to my door? Why should I go to my door? I bet your boss is outside. No, they're down in Florida. Well, for my second pick in a movie that is cast, much like movie 43, but when I saw it, I literally
Speaker: I thought to myself, this is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen. And it does star, as I said, a multitude of major actors. It is the Royal Tannenbaums with Ben Stillman. Oh, yeah. That was a bad movie. Holy shit. That was terrible. Holy shit. I literally... What are you doing? I'm still not finished yet. What are you guys doing up here? I said you... Pops and Joe just locked in. I told you! Stop giving it back in the head, Pops!
Speaker: The kids are here, too. All right. Quick, if you want to mute your camera. Oh, actually, no, I have one more. Yeah, yeah. Quick, if you want to mute real quick and let him do a start pick. Nice. Are you sure? Yeah, go ahead. You need to give him hugs and stuff. You better give Mama Glitz some hugs. I know how you usually run out of ice. Sorry, I'll do that. There you go. The kids are here, too. I'm going to go with a very, very
Speaker: Hey Papa Glick, hey Mama Glick.
Speaker: near and dear to Chris's heart, man, thanks, in a movie that is pretty considered bad, is the bonfire of the vanities. I've never heard of that movie. I've never heard of that movie, but. Oh, it's terrible. Are we three two's cousins? It's an 80's staple. We are brothers.
Speaker: We are all brothers. The short beard one is the oldest, and I'm the baby. No, I've never seen that movie. I don't think I've ever heard of it, but I did look into it. No, I've never heard of it. It's terrible. I thought when you said Tom Hanks, I was thinking of another name that I can't even
Speaker: name of the movie I can't even remember what it was called but it's something I have I have another Tom Hanks yeah I'll keep my mouth shut because I think that might be the movie Tom Hanks don't make very many bad ones but when he does three my okay so my my two and three picks as as woke Jeff would say I'm gonna be woke here so I don't get yelled at
Speaker: Holy shit, I just realized I didn't go woke. I'm all a bunch of white folk. No, I just... I'm gonna go with... Jeff's... Jeff has a soft spot for this gentleman. Mr. Sam Jackson.
Speaker: with snakes on a plane, because that was fucking terrible. How dare you, sir? I love that movie. Yes. That movie sucked. That was so bad. So bad. Not on my list, though. It was so damn bad. It was so bad it was good, though. It was so bad it was good. And I say that.
Speaker: And I say that as a person who literally just watched today while I was doing laundry. I just watched The Bodyguard's Wife with Ryan Reynolds and Sam Jackson and Selma Hayek and I was thinking the first movie was bad. Why am I watching the sequel?
Speaker: But it was one of those that you kind of still laughed at it. You laughed at it. Well, yeah, because they had some good one -liners in that movie. And that's why the movies on my list, complete trash from start to finish, nothing good from them. Yeah. Well, snakes on a plane. Make a difference about movie 43. That movie 43, that scene with Halle Berry and the dude from The Office, holy shit.
Speaker: I'm sorry, Jackman with balls as a neck. Jackman with balls is a testicleer. That is fucking hilarious. That was, that was like. But he gets hit with a fucking blade, and his balls get in his throat. Holy shit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My number two pick. Can I get my number three pick? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you get two. Jesus Christ. Continue on. Continue on.
Speaker: Number three is Mr. Tommy Lee Jones and Batman forever. Nope. Nope. I couldn't do it. Those movies were horrible, horrendous. Don't get me wrong. I hate those movies, but why stayed away from superhero movies? Because I felt like those were low hanging. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, again, I like the movie. It's a movie that I like to watch, but I'm not going to. It was a bad movie. I can admit that it was a bad movie. And for an actor of Tommy Lee Jones caliber, why? Right. Yeah. Standing next to next to Jim Carrey. You know, even in a stay there interview, he's going Jim Carrey fucking sucks. Tommy Lee Jones and Jim Carrey were not friends.
Speaker: Horrible. Yeah, exactly, Tony. That's what I was like. It was too campy. It was just bad. The writing was bad. The acting was bad. It was almost like, yeah. Yeah, why don't we do horrible directors where we can all just agree that Tim Burton is a huge pile of shit. I agree. I am not a fan of Tim Burton. If Tim Burton ever gets beaten to death, I will admit it now. I did it.
Speaker: Yeah. But once again, there are movies that he did that I liked, because I liked Matt Mayford for Christmas. Well, he didn't even direct that one, really. It was just his vision. But Betty, you're right. His earlier movies were a lot better. I did like the Michael G. Batman. He has some music. I did like Edward Scissorhands. I did like Beetlejuice. I did like some of them. But after I go through my number two pick, after we do my number two pick,
Speaker: Everything he did after this movie was complete trash. He has not done a single movie and that would be It got it surprisingly it got 85 % on the rotten tomato score, but it will be Johnny Depp It will be Johnny Depp
Speaker: and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I cannot stand that movie. I could not, all these movies on my list, I absolutely walked away from them, never even finished the movies. Because there are bad movies that are really bad that I was able to watch and like. But these movies, no. My number three pick. I agree with Charlie and Chocolate Factory. I like the original, I hated the remake.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, the original should. That's it. That's one of those movies. Gene Wilder is willing. Gene Wilder is the man. Revolent, I did see you in here. I'm sorry. Hello. My number three, it scored a 27 on the Rotten Tomatoes list. And it will be done by Mr. Hugh Jackman again.
Speaker: He just don't like Hugh Jackman, do you? I love Hugh Jackman. I love Hugh Jackman. Apparently not. Hands up, Miss Wolverine. I mean, Logan. Say no more. Logan. In gory, his bastards and reservoir dogs were amazing. I love in gory, his bastards. Yeah. Pam would be Pam. Awesome. Yeah. Say it again.
Speaker: Pan is the name of the movie is the name of the movie. So I was not, I didn't, I was not raised. I don't think I've ever heard of this. I was, I was introduced to superheroes when I was 13, when I broke my arm and was on a couch. So my superheroes growing up were either Greek North and Egyptian mythology, Peter Pan and the three Musketeers pan.
Speaker: came out in 2015 and it was kind of like an origin story for Peter Pan and Captain Hook and how he lost his hand and Hugh Jackman played Blackbeard which was the captain that Hook took everything from and that movie was completely terrible.
Speaker: Well, if it's not even on my radar. Yeah, it was completely. I watched 30 minutes of it. I watched 30 minutes of it. And I was done. I like that. Well, for my number four, I have to go with the most hated movie of all time. Wait a minute. Hold on. Wait a minute. How many movies you have for me, sir?
Speaker: You motherfucker I've not even seen it because it like the fucking trailer looks like shit well, I
Speaker: Why is that every movie on this list or movies that I have attempted to see which is why I didn't I I had to I had a date. I think I know that and I took a girl I took a girl out out to see this movie and We left early we left early This is the part where Mike doesn't ever shut the fuck up
Speaker: I'm waiting for you. He's contemplating. Cheers. You heard him. You took a movie off of his list. Oh, you did. Oh, that's nothing. First episode of the starting five was just both just cussing each other out. I thought he went away. He is frozen. Yeah, he's frozen. Oh, he's coming back.
Speaker: Let it go. Let it go. Andy. Now, that Z -League movie, oh my god, it's so mad. Oh, it was bad. I haven't seen it. It's just so bad. I was so mad. I'm so glad it did not cock -walk me. It's so bad. Let's go have sex with this kid. I would have been very mad if it got in the way of my date. But yeah, we walked out of it anyways.
Speaker: Mike just aged himself to get a girl to a movie, not Netflix. Well, you know, back in my day, I still prefer to do that. Well, when Sheely came out, there was no Netflix. It was Netflix when they said you had DVD. No, no, there was Netflix. But it was the old school Netflix where you got to go on the computer, and you pick out, and it would get mailed to your house. And that was their thing. But you know what? I'm old school. I would rather go out and take you to a dinner.
Speaker: a movie, a game. My ultimate first date would always be the same thing. Dinner and a movie. Every fucking time. Yeah. I'd rather... I was the king of the Olive Garden. I mean, I'm a homebody, but if I'm dating you, I want to take you out. I want to show you off. I want to give you a good time because anybody can
Speaker: Anybody can just say, hey, let's sit down and watch a movie. And, you know, like Reverend says, Disney and Dickon. But I'd rather spend time with you, invest time with you, spend money on you, invest money, because that's what it would be. I look at dates as investment. So, you know,
Speaker: if I'm going to, if I like you enough, I'm going to show you out and then there's going to be those cheat dates where it's like, Hey, you don't have a lot of money. Let's just stay home tonight, but I'll cook for you. You know, we'll, I'll cook. We'll watch a movie, but you know, yeah, especially the first three dates, the first three dates, we're going somewhere. You know, movie theaters are way better. Yeah. And then I've got like this in my town, there's a theater.
Speaker: that has heated seats, reclining seats, and then you can move up the middle arm and it turns into a couch. So in people, couples go there all the time with blankets and stuff. So you literally like cuddle. My laptop completely just fucking crashed. A hundred percent just, it froze up and then shut down. So sorry about that, guys. Welcome back to Nonsensical Nonsense. That means that I have work to do Monday when I post this episode.
Speaker: I'm gonna have to merge shit, I'm gonna have to listen to what you two dummies were talking about. I would literally just kill in time while you were trying to get your shit fixed. Like the last time you went out, we were talking about dates. Yeah, my computer crashed, it froze, it shut down everything.
Speaker: We'll jump once Mike gets back in here. We'll go. I know get my shit together It's just like it's my first time ever doing this right Tony once Mike gets back in here We'll jump back in and finish this list out Yeah, what was your yeah, what was your number four pick? I don't think I heard it was Geely with Ben Affleck That's right cuz I called you motherfucker cuz I had it I originally had Geely not for Affleck
Speaker: But for walking. Not for J .Lo. Oh, really? No, for walking. Yeah. I didn't know walking was a... Fuck J .Lo, she's a terrible actor. I haven't even seen it. What are you talking about? I haven't seen it. Walking and... What's this Al Pacino Senate? Ouch. Well, since I got the number four pick now, right? That's why it's so bad. So we're gonna... Sorry for the technical difficulties. We're gonna jump right back into our starting five. We're drafting for...
Speaker: Great actors are good actors in bad movies. Yes. Just a real quick recap. Jeff, you want to recap everybody and just catch them up with the pictures so far? OK, so I have Battlefield Earth with John Revolta. I have the Royal Tannenbaums with Ben Stiller, Tom Hanks in the Bonfire of the Vanities, Geely with Ben Affleck. Mike has movie 43. Jesus.
Speaker: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp and Pan with Hugh Jackman and Chris so far has a rock -a -roary picture show with Tim Curry. I told you I'm going for the juggler tonight man. No I'm not frozen. So number four
Speaker: Jeffrey, I'm taking a big shot at you. This one is directed 100 % at you, my friend.
Speaker: And it's Mr. Matt Damon in The Martian. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. That is one movie I could not. I tried and tried and tried and I could not get through that movie. Congratulations, you threw potatoes on Mars. I'm happy for you. Go back to fucking college, Good Will Hunting.
Speaker: Well, you know what? Some people just aren't psyched. I don't know who it is. My number four is done. I don't know which actor to pin this on, whether it's Matthew McConaughey or Ibris Elba. I think I know where you're going. But I'm going this score to 16 % on the Rotten Tomatoes list. And I'm going with The Dark Tower. I could not be finished. Oh, that was a good movie.
Speaker: No, I couldn't, I could not finish it. It was, the effects were amazing. When he was loading that six shooter and was just like loading itself, I was like, that's pretty bad ass, but I could not finish that movie. It was so bad. Matthew McConaughey was like Satan or just like a bad dude, but it was just like, I was so confused.
Speaker: I even like, while watching that movie, I was going, am I stoned? Did I smoke weed today? No, I have not. What? What is going on? But I like that movie. I enjoyed it. I didn't think I was going to. What was that? Oh, I didn't even catch that. It was a good movie. It was a movie that I enjoyed that I didn't think I was going to like. I'll be 100%.
Speaker: Tony said what's up mama good I'm just surprised that I can't I'm just surprised that the Martians is your pick and but the dark tower was okay like what the fuck is that shit
Speaker: Right? Well, I didn't think I was going to like the dark time when I went into it. But it turned out that I really liked the movie. I think it was the action sequences in that movie and the fights and stuff that saved. I think that's what saved the movie for me because I love a terrible action movie. Oh, OK. I mean, I grew up in the 90s. So Steven Seagal, Van Damme. Exactly.
Speaker: I stayed away from Steven Seagal movies because there's only like the three movies that he did that I made and the rest are like total trash. But much like the Rock, Seagal and Van Dam, once you've seen one of their movies, you've seen all of their movies. Seen them all. So Jeffrey, who's your number five? My number five is a beloved actor by all, including Mr. Glick.
Speaker: You say Robin Williams. And if you say Photobooth, I'm going to kick you off this show. No, no, no, no. Because that movie was the one hour photo. Believe it or not, that movie was fucked up. But this movie was so bad, and I expected so much, and it was such a letdown. It is the lady killers with Tom Hanks. Yes. You hit Tom Hanks twice in one list? Yes, I did. That was a bad movie. I didn't even think about that movie.
Speaker: That was a really, really fucking bad movie. I didn't even think about that movie, but that movie is really bad. The concept was bad. Yeah, it was. And by far the worst Tom Hanks movie ever made. Worst movie ever made. He doesn't make many bad movies. Did you guys do your number fives yet? You guys pulled out your fives? That was my number five. That was my number five. Okay, quick head. This is next. Okay, so you pulled your five.
Speaker: So, Geely was taken off my list. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was taken off my list. And this, this is where, and this is where, and this is where, as the host, as the creator of this podcast, as the ruler of all, YouTube jackasses decided to put a rule in, as soon as we started this. Well, like I said, I can overrule the ruling. If I agree with you, then I will overrule the ruling.
Speaker: and I'll overrule your overruling. Again, I just laid down the fact that I'm God and the fact that you guys waited until right as soon as the podcast started to go, oh yeah, by the way, new rule. So I'm vetoing that rule as of right now. And I'm going to hammer one of the greatest movies of the eighties because they made a terrible fucking sequel. And my guy is in that movie. And I'm saying Jaws 2, Michael King.
Speaker: Actually, Michael King. That's just three. Michael King was in jobs. He was in jobs movies. He was in jobs, too. OK, I looked at you and look at Michael. I love Michael King. One of my favorite movies is probably that he was in. I would be surprised if you guys even know what movie it was. It was called Sulu.
Speaker: That movie came, he did that movie ages ago. That's one of my favorite movies that he's in. It was Jaws 2. The direct -to -sequel, Jaws 2, ignored the events of Jaws 3D. It's called Jaws the Revenge, please. Mm -hmm, okay. Jaws 2. I mean, all the Jaws sequels were shit. They were all, yeah, they were all shit.
Speaker: Michael Kain played Hokey Newcomb. Yes. I won't hold the Batman Begins or the Dark Knight movie series against Michael Kain because he was fantastic and was terrible. You shut your whore mouth because the only bad movie that came out of that series was The Dark Knight Rises.
Speaker: But but the Batman Begins was a was a good series That was a good Batman series not my favorite Batman that no, but that was a good series So, um
Speaker: The Tom Hanks movie that I was thinking about was the worst that he ever did. It's called Cloud Atlas, but that's not my number five pick. I just wanted it before I said it. That is a bad movie. That movie was really bad. That was another movie. Howie Berry's in that one, too. Yes. Yeah. My number five. So like I said earlier, before I found out about superheroes, it was Robin Hood.
Speaker: Three Musketeers for me. So this movie, one of my favorite characters ever, and there have been tons of remakes to this guy. And this one was by far the worst, came out in 2018. And I'm going to put Jamie Foxx on there because he's a bigger star than the other one.
Speaker: Which the other one is Taron Edgerton. But I'm going to put Jamie Foxx and I'm going to say Robin Hood. That's my number five. I have not seen it, so I have no comment on it.
Speaker: They tried to make the movie not what it was. You know what? I like gadgets and all that stuff. And when you do it right, like Van Helsing, that movie was a good, bad movie. And they added an element to it and all that stuff. They tried to do the same formula for Robin Hood. And I'm sorry. No dice. No dice. It was a good, bad movie. Yeah, I'll give you that. It was a good, bad movie.
Speaker: And I've had a couple of those. Before I do the wrap up, I want to give up, I want to do my honorable mentions. I had for honorable mentions, monkey bone, Brandon Frazier, cool world, Brad Pitt, Jack and Jill with Adam Sandler. I like cool world. After Earth with Will Smith.
Speaker: Yes. And a movie that I was excited to see, but did not like it. Max Payne, Mark Warbur. Oh, that movie was so good. It was good, but it wasn't great. That movie was so damn good. You just had to pay attention. But I stayed away from video games because I stayed away from Alice in the Umbrella Corporation because Resident Evil had some bad movies in there too.
Speaker: Yeah, I stayed away from that because I almost went to Prince of Persia with Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah, that's why I stayed away. What?
Speaker: African save the doctor He was a seal he was a navy seal and he had to go come in and save him and then he fell in love with it I would have done I would have done like duplicates or some shit the one where they're like robots that played them and
Speaker: My final honorable mention is Punch -Drunk Love with Adam Sandler. I agree with you on that. A lot of people give Adam Sandler like a lot of praise for Punch -Drunk Love. And I thought that movie was stupid. It did make sense. The Cobbler. The Cobbler was a much better movie than that. So I like, I enjoyed the conventions. What's that? Honorable mentions.
Speaker: Uh, I had, uh, I didn't have many, but I had, uh, I had Val Kilmer and spy hard one that you and I talked about earlier this week, just in case I needed it. I had, uh, I had walking and balls of fury. I love that movie though. That movie was so good. It was stopped, but that's what made it great. I also had, uh, I also had Eddie Murphy and another movie that I liked, but it was a bad movie period. There was no ifs, ands, or buts about it.
Speaker: but vampire in Brooklyn. Oh, I thought about that one. I wanted to stay hang out for the episode as well. So and then last but not least, I had Dustin Hoffman and little fuckers.
Speaker: Oh, really? Actually, that showed up a lot when I was doing research. That showed up a lot. It's a completely hated movie. I like that. I like the whole series. Tony, I said I liked the movie. I liked Vampire in Brooklyn, but it was a bad movie. Vampire in Brooklyn I love. But it was a bad movie. I don't feel like you guys understood the assignment.
Speaker: I don't think you understood the assignment because the assignment of this starting five is not to jerk off everybody who listens to us and go to Rotten Tomatoes and it is your opinion. You probably don't know what any of these movies are just like last week when you pick songs that nobody had ever even fucking heard of. That's why your channel has an asterisk beside it.
Speaker: I can watch bad movies and still like it. He's still hot about losing
Speaker: that he lost and there was a song on my list that nobody heard of. I am not hot about loose. That's all it is. If I lost fair and square, you can read your Psalms and you can say you're John 3 16, but this was Austin's 3 16. Just like that. That's why I fucking God. I'm fucking God. Play with me.
Speaker: So I will do a quick wrap up. My honorable mentions, hey, my honorable mentions was Lady in the Water with Paul Geometry. That was a bad movie. And I'm actually going to say,
Speaker: I really didn't go. I didn't really have any reserves, but lady in the water, dragon ball evolution. I didn't take him because Justin Chadwick isn't really that big of a name. So I took him off the list, but that, but that movie just really sucked. Plus it was a, I guess it's a superhero thing. And then there was this movie got an academy award and I didn't even write it down, but I forgot the name of it, but it was like,
Speaker: not maybe in the water but something to do with fucking monster falling in love with a monster there was a lot of sex scenes in it and it was just terrible came out a couple years ago but I have spaced out and forgot the title of the name
Speaker: So to wrap up the starting five, winning last week was Michael's. Movie 43 with Gerard Butler vetoed. But Charlie the Chocolate Factory, Johnny Depp, I agree. Pan with Hugh Jackman, also agree. The Dark Tower of Matthew McConaughey, Chris disagrees. And Robin Hood with Jamie Foxx.
Speaker: with his top five picks, our Rocky Horror Picture Show. God, you're going to get murdered with Tim Curry. You're going to get no love. No, that's the thing. But that's the thing. Anybody who will be honest with himself. No, honestly, yeah. Honestly, anybody who's honest with himself knows it is not a great movie. It's not a great movie. But it has a following like you read about. It does have a following like you read about. But it was Tim Curry. And yes, Tim Curry was fantastic in that movie.
Speaker: But look at Tim Curry's work after that movie, and before that movie, or I guess after that movie. That's why I picked it. It wasn't no hate. He had some losers, but I'm just saying, it was no shade on the movie itself. Because I was going for bad movies.
Speaker: Yes, that great actor's played in. Chris's number two mistake's on a plane. I completely disagree with Sam Jackson. I agree. But that man forever, with Tommy Lee Jones, my kids will murder you. I disagree. The Martian with Matt Damon. I 100 % disagree. And Jaws too. I disagree too. You're so mad at me right now. Jeff's going to break up with me all over again. Oh my god. I can ring your neck.
Speaker: Take the car You can take the car payment to
Speaker: Actually, in all honesty Jeff, I feel like this might be your week. That's a solid list. Yeah, that's a solid list. The only one that I disagree with is what? I don't feel the earth, but I can see why
Speaker: Exactly. The only person that describes me on the planet besides Dr. Volta himself is Michael. Oh, no, it's a bad one. I'm pretty sure Dr. Volta agrees with you too. Even Dr. Volta is like, can you forget that movie? I thought everybody forgot. Thanks a lot, Jeff. Thanks for bringing it back up. That was his whole science. I'm sorry, Noah. Oh, yeah. No. That movie was bad, don't get me wrong, but I kind of liked it.
Speaker: It was like one of those bad movies. Yeah. To me it was like a guilty pleasure movie. Can I get a clear picture this time? No pops. Nobody did Sharknado.
Speaker: When I go to make the picture, it stretches a mouth. No, because Shark Data really didn't have like big, big name actors in it. It's a terrible movie. Well, I'd tear a reed, but that's my thing.
Speaker: And that's why I didn't pick Dragon Ball Evolution because that guy's about as popular as Tara Reade. Like, he did like War of the Worlds and The Invisibles. He did some movies that I had seen that were pretty good, but that's a bad movie. War of the Worlds with fucking... Conquers. From there to the one that came out in the 50s? Absolutely. Oh yeah.
Speaker: And there were there were a lot of movies that I wanted to pick. That were remakes like The Day the Earth Should Still. I love that movie, Tina. How dare you? Rhinestone was still on. I fucking love that movie. Is that the one with... You know, but there were... I fucking love that movie. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I love that fucking movie. There was a movie that I had booked at, but I picked movies that I had seen.
Speaker: So there was a lot of movies. I went to Mojo and looked at top 20 most hated movies. There's only one Mojo. And they have nothing to do with movies. That's black top movies. Yeah, we know what you did, Mike.
Speaker: There were movies that I hadn't seen. He just went, he just went and looked at a list. It was like the top 100 worst movies of all time, according to a movie, Bojo. He's never seen any of them. He said these are the top five. They had like they had almost every movie that. I whatever. I just disagree.
Speaker: Goats and monuments man. I happen to like both of those movies, you know, no I I I legitimately watched every Yeah, I wanted to watch it today, but I did not but I heard eternal
Speaker: but I stayed away from Congress, which is why it's not on it because I hated that. Well, not even, not even that, but it was great actors and Brie Larson is not a great actor. Jude wall was in that movie. Never heard of it. Jude law is a dude and he's a great fucking actor. Never heard of her.
Speaker: Jude Wall. Yeah, who is she? I liked Externals Toting. I like that movie. It was actually really good. Cash and I just watched it last night. It was cool and it was one of the first movies that I liked Angelina Jolene and she was a badass. Holy crap. Have you not seen Beowulf?
Speaker: Have you not seen a movie, Beowulf? Oh my god. You want to talk about bad movies. How would you taste like cinnamon? I've seen it, yeah. Someone that embraces the Viking culture like you thought Beowulf was a bad movie. He didn't drink that much. He was a bad movie. I love that movie. You damn son of a bitch. I know. Cash. While we're with everybody in the background with Chris, he's going to take our little quick break. Cheese spoon oven.
Speaker: Yeah. Let's throw up some back top mojo. Sure. Can I say something? Yeah, Wolf. That movie was awesome. I'm talking about the animated one. That movie was great. And Angelina Jolie for a cartoon was sexy as hell. I'm sorry. I've never seen the animated one. I watched the actual movie. I'm not. No, you need to watch the animated one.
Speaker: I can't get into it. Well, it kind of tastes like cinnamon.
Speaker: Sean Bean in it and Angelina Jolie. That movie was brilliant. If you guys haven't seen the new Marvel Eternals yet, check it out. It was a good movie. I've been meaning to ask you guys about it. Cash and I watched it last night and I don't like Angelina Jolie and I really don't.
Speaker: I heard that you're either... Let us do a break. Okay, okay. You gotta actually take part in the show, Tony. So when we come back, we got news and all that jazz. That's special guest, Tony D. It's not just like a random ass life. Deal? No, this isn't a live. No spoilers, no spoilers. No spoilers.
Speaker: Oh, thanks Noah. I appreciate that. Thank you. No, the movie was actually really good. I didn't know what I was going to think about. Oh, Fireball. During the break, I'm going to be driving over to Blake's house. I'll see you in five hours. Mike will be here in five hours. He's coming over because we got Fireball.
Speaker: They have a party basket of 20 of them. All you do is add items. No, I've seen it. I've seen it, but I'm not allowed to get that much fireball at one time. I make bad decisions like that. Yeah. This is our first break, right? OK, yeah, it's our first break. It's all right, Todd. Yeah, just kidding.
Speaker: It's the first call. Speaking of taking breaks and throwing curveballs, even though everybody that was listening hated it. And I said, I'm about to get in trouble. I did not get in trouble. The reason I played that, I do that curveball. It happened to go over quite well. It went over extremely well from my understanding. Well, that's good. I'm glad it did. It did not go over well for me because even when listening to the podcast on Rewind,
Speaker: through Spotify while I was at work, I went and fast -forwarded that bullshit. Well, Michael, if you'd actually talked to me throughout the week, then you would understand why I do record. Or answer the fucking phone. Or yeah, or answer the goddamn phone that you would know why there was a curveball thrown last Wednesday night. Jeff, we've been playing phone tag for four days, dammit. You have my phone number.
Speaker: So we're going to leave that alone and click. I've been here all day. Yeah. That's my personal number and why there was only three of us that knew what that curve ball was all about. Two of us were on the podcast and one of us were, was watching the podcast. So it's all right, man. It's all right. Hey, if it worked out for you and it's good night, mama. Good. It worked for you.
Speaker: They're drinking. They just showed up at my house with all kinds of liquor. They're getting drunk tonight. Damn straight we are. Later on, Chris, Chris is like, look at his thingy. Look at his thingy. Well, in that note, it's time for a break. We're going to take a break. I do like it for our first break tonight because we all enjoyed it. And I think the, hey, be nice. It was a great song, wasn't it, Jody?
Speaker: It was a fantastic song, wasn't it? Is that who I think it is? I'm going to show up Friday, play that song. Is that who I think it is? Yeah, well then that is who you think it is. Hello, Jody. Nice to meet you. I am like, that shit head over there. I have no idea who you are doing. Point the other way, Jeff. I have no idea who you are, but it is nice to meet you. Welcome to the family.
Speaker: Uh don't hurt my boy and then now we're done. Oh, it's not fired. It's not fired. Careful. She can shoot back. She can shoot back. Legally. Legally. She can shoot back. Perfect. But because because we debuted it last because we debuted it last week um and it went over pretty well. It seemed like you guys really liked it. Everybody in the comments liked it.
Speaker: Let's hit him with the Blacktop Mojo's new song. Yes. After the ad. You're a credit karma. We're ready to help you. After the ad. A balance transfer card can help you cut down your hands. Oh, she sent us a kiss. I don't think that was meant for us. No, not for us. That was my word. That was good. Oh.
Speaker: I've seen confusion in the isolation with the hope I've seen lately come Fully after the lightning strikes me And please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna light up the sky It's been so dark here lately You might as well just take me Nobody's gonna wonder why
Speaker: I've seen the fire in the hills I've seen with fear and anger me Oh, let the rain come Oh, let out the light that strikes me And please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna light up the sky It's been so dark here lately You might as well just take me Nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody
Speaker: Lay off the lights and strike me in trees Don't ask me nicely, I know you wanna light up the sky At least they aren't so talkin' late in your mind Well, just take me, nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna wonder why
Speaker: It ain't over yet. Don't let it fool you.
Speaker: It started to fool me. I was doing editing on the list so I could post it as soon as possible. Welcome back to Nonsense Go Nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show so far. We're having some fun, minus the technical difficulties that we had in the first part. Mom in the background, cursing me out.
Speaker: Yes, those are my parents in the background I had no idea they were showing up So they are here Trying to ruin my what the fuck is going on with my chair you didn't ruin my damn chair So anyways welcome back to welcome back to dot sensical dots this guy's Hopefully hopefully you're enjoying the show so far
Speaker: I'm Glick as always hanging out with, with woke Jeff. You can hear what I'm hearing. Everybody can hear. Uh, we got the big dog somewhere around. I don't know where he's at or what he's doing. There he is. So if you guys aren't already, go ahead and go check us out on all social media. I did say that I was going to do the random
Speaker: How do I do this? Typically we don't bring people in, but we're gonna bring Tony in because it's Tony. I don't know if Tony's ever got to come and be a HAPS hoe with us. Is that disappointing? Share his HAPS aides with the room.
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Speaker: I cannot see Tony, but hello.
Speaker: Well, he don't like white people so that's why you can't see a little bit not much. Where's your mic at? Where's your earbuds at?
Speaker: They'll go drop the shit out of that computer, man. Tony said, what's up, guys? Not much. Get in trash. What's up, man? What's up to the man? Freezing my fucking ass off up here in fucking Ohio. Freezing my fucking ass off up here in fucking Ohio. Who is the Mandarin?
Speaker: Yeah, go ahead what is your top five I would love to hear Well his movies is terrible movies
Speaker: with bad, with good actors in it, such as the movies we, you know. I wrote down four actors, but I had five bad news, but it's separate, but I wanted to pull it in. Actors, dammit, tellin'. Actors, he's gonna watch it's his worst movie to me, was Bertie Watson.
Speaker: Right, I almost put that, but I thought I was, if I put Denzel on the list in any way, shape, or form, even that movie, I would be burnt at the stake because Denzel is a national treasure. That's what we do, is I got it. Yeah. Leggy, lady, at least you can see Tony. I can't even see my man. What's the movie, Tony? But what was the movie? Denzel. Five Days.
Speaker: No, I can't hear you brother Denzel Washington virtuosity virtuosity virtuosity, okay
Speaker: I was, I was looking at Denzel Washington because I had watched the book of Eli and I thought when I watched it the first time, I thought it was a bad movie. So I gave it a rewatch today and that movie made me freaking cry. And I was like, Oh, that's a good movie. Nevermind. No, no, I agree. The problem I had with that movie is that the book he shows up with is a fucking Bible. And I was like, Oh, come on.
Speaker: Apparently that movie has more meaning than most of the thing. That's gonna be the everybody says anybody can hear me. Yeah Why did I just lose your second one there Tony can you hear me Jeff Yeah, okay barely anybody can hear me. I need you to interpret for me. Okay, um Hulk Hogan's first movie was the first one he did I forgot the name of that shit
Speaker: Oh, yeah. What was it? Nanny something. No, it was no whole bar. No, he did some sci -fi movie where he was like an alien and he had to take care of kids. Of course, I can't think of a good Hulk Hogan movie that he was in other than Rocky 3.
Speaker: I lost I lost all sound. So so what did you what did you say Tony? Oh Yeah, no holds water that was the movie I was thinking about with him and Zeus yeah, oh my god, that was so bad Yeah, that was a pretty crazy. Um, he just elbows was movie. I agree with the dark foul. I did not like um, I
Speaker: mama click I want to say you want to know where I'm from or where I live now because I You you you'll think I'm a millet a military brat with me places. I live Should live oh I live in Iowa All right
Speaker: Okay. Number four. Well, no, you can't throw that up because it's already been picked. Number three, I would go to Halle Berry. It's the movies with the 2D TV with the stars. That shit is ridiculous. But really? It's Halle Berry. She did a movie with sharks. It was on TV. Mike says he? He did it.
Speaker: Mike likes Fireball. Yeah, I was going to say it must be bad if it was on Tubi. I've never even heard of it. Yeah. You know, you know, there was a there was a really bad shark movie that had a really good cast in it. Sam Jackson was called Darktide. Oh, OK. OK. I've seen that. No, that movie that had Sam Jackson. Hello, cool.
Speaker: Thomas Jane. They were like underwater and there was a shark and Sam Jackson was given one of his Sam Jackson. Yeah, that is Paul. Lucy Lucy like Tony said. Yeah, that was a bad movie. Sam Jackson was given one of his famous Sam Jackson speech and that shark said. I
Speaker: I thought Megalodon sucked, personally. And that started my boy in it. Come on, Jason Statham. Yeah, that was a bad one. Yeah, because who's going to believe this is Jason Statham? It's a Megalodon dude. Anything -ologist. He was supposed to be some kind of oceanologist. Mike, shut the fuck up. I'm sorry. I can't hear. Let me take Forest Whitaker. Tell him I say Forest Whitaker. Forest Whitaker.
Speaker: The Crying Game. Fuck what anybody says.
Speaker: is one of their movies it is the biggest plot twist in all of movies huge and number five mind -blowing that dude's face that dude's face is just like wait what the fuck
Speaker: I think everybody was, I watched it knowing what was going to happen. You know, like somebody told me, somebody said, oh no, that's a dude. And I was like, that's a dude. That's the one.
Speaker: That's a dude! That's a dude! I love the whole Jim Carrey thing in Ace Ventura where they did a little reach around to the crying game and he was in the shot. Bruce Willis, Tony's number five pick is Bruce Willis. What was it? The Jackal.
Speaker: No, I have to disagree with you, sir. No. I have to disagree with you, sir. The only reason I'm on Tony's side with this is because there was so much hype behind that movie. And I thought that movie was going to be so good. And it was kind of a huge letdown. I mean, actually, there was no kind about it. It was a huge letdown. It was a huge letdown. I didn't get any. When he kissed that dude out one day. I didn't know. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. I watched it. Well, there we have it.
Speaker: I did not see you coming. Listen, I will never be a mother. What's his name? What's his name running around with that big ass fucking gun shooting body parts off? As we found out a few weeks back, Tony is a homophobe. So when another man kissed another man, he was out. So yeah, that was a bad scene. I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker: I'm going to wrap up Tony D's picks. Hi. He said he's got four. No, you think you do have five. I got five. Hey, Debra.
Speaker: Damn let it be Yeah, man I love that dude. I fucking love Tony man. That's my boy
Speaker: You know, him and I are going to, him and I are going to, he brings up a good point. He brings up a good point. The forest wooded urine for example, fucking crying game. If you've ever seen it, when you do see it, and I don't want to spoil it, but when you do see it and you find out the biggest plot twist in all of movie history, if you don't throw up something's wrong with you. Yes.
Speaker: Nice, Tony. That was a good list. I like that. I knew it was coming. I knew it was coming and still went. That wasn't a bad list. I actually... I think we should... Tony, if you're down for it, I think we should bring Tony in every week. Well, no, we better not do that because he'll win every time because, you know, he just comes on and everybody likes Tony.
Speaker: Tony D can only win second place on this because he's not at main stadium. Yeah, but I think we should throw Tony in there as a wild card just to kind of throw things up and we can bring him in on Saturday night. He typically does. Tony D goes live on half more than any person I've ever met.
Speaker: Hey, ask Big Daddy. He said he liked Fireball. He said he'd be here in five hours. Why isn't he on the road? Yeah, why aren't you on the road? Baba wants to know why you ain't on the road. Because I was just kidding. I'm not actually going to try now.
Speaker: I got shit to do tomorrow. I will get drunk and make bad choices. There's no bad choices to be made in Newark unless you go to the east side. If you go to the east side after you get drunk, you stay there. If you're in Newark, you've already made the first joke. Jeff ain't wrong there. Now, when Mama Glick had invited me yesterday,
Speaker: I had no idea that we were coming up. Actually, I remember you saying, see you next Saturday. I thought you were talking about seeing me on the show. I didn't know you were coming up. Jackass. Nobody knew we were coming up. We surprised everybody. I got you to say five more days. Take that, girl. I would have drove. I would have definitely drove. You're really only five hours away from here? I think so. I don't know. Tell my mama, go to Google.
Speaker: Iowa to wherever I was not small. About five, seven hours from here. Tell Pops I saw on Facebook that he was a few days ago in Asheville. Can't say you're in Nashville. Kamloos by Asheville. So go ahead and look up Davenport to Davenport, Iowa. That's about an hour away from me. Davenport, Iowa to Denver, Iowa to here.
Speaker: They haven't poured some dirt. It was about seven hours. About seven hours. We can do a weekend, Mike. We should do a weekend. You know, we've been promising ourselves a weekend. I was gonna wait until something that didn't happen. We should definitely do that. Yeah, there's not many.
Speaker: If what I have is planning, right now, with what I'm going to be here with, and all goes as well as plan, I will see you both out here and we'll do a live show for my people. I'll put you out. All right. Well, hey, can I bring a guest? Sure. Okay. You want to go to Cancun? Can you have a guest set up for me?
Speaker: Yes. I have several, actually. Because I'm still single. Yeah, actually, yeah. I'm still single. Actually, I have one set up for you. 11 hours, 45 minutes. 11 hours? Jesus Christ. Well, I'm Chris. I'm not seven hours, eight hours, Mike, from here. We should do that. From me to you. And we'll be here. You should do that. You need to leave that. But they'll be there.
Speaker: They will be right here. I know if I get I know if I get that I'm gonna need like a whole weekend though like a four -day weekend because if I go that way I could think about four or five people that were like you were hours away from me and you didn't stop 14 hours in one day
Speaker: Oh yeah, I do that all the time. Do you still have that? See my sister, uh, uh, uh, Cheyenne. Bite you. What was that in wedding? Five more days. Yeah, in four, in five days. I'm staying with him, I guess. You know what, Cliff? And there's a lot of noise in there. Say five more. Wait a minute. It's still gonna be... Wait a minute, there's three right there.
Speaker: You lost your sound, Michael. You lost your sound, Mike. That middle finger was for Jeffrey. Actually, at least they provide content to the show, and it's just not random ass background noise. So, anyways. I will kill them, goddamn dogs. I'm actually happy they haven't been there.
Speaker: I haven't been, they haven't been that loud today. That's because they've taken over my house.
Speaker: I gotta find my stuff here, but we'll roll into news here in a second. The only thing is I also got us in the background, so I say like we say something. I can hear him us. It's kind of weird. Pops is literally sitting like a foot from me listening to the podcast. I know that's not very social distancing. I don't want your COVID socially distanced yourself.
Speaker: Oh wait, I'm vaccinated. I'm good. Kept vaccinated over here. But you still catch it. Go ahead. I heard something. I heard something. It sounded like you heard something. That was my FBI agent shooting himself in the face. Plus booster. I hear a lot of sheep in that conversation.
Speaker: That's what they all say
Speaker: Hey, I got up Thursday morning at six o 'clock, started working, left Florida at 6 .30 p .m. and got here at 8 .30 a .m. They were drunk when they left Florida and decided to come to Ohio. I haven't been to Florida. He's a billionaire. He's been going for two weeks. He took his weekend right here. It's the middle of January. Let's go to fucking Ohio. We live in Florida. Right? With the snow and shit. That's great.
Speaker: Tony, Tony's shouting out first. Let's leave our summer living and just go to where it's freezing cold. Yes. Exactly. Tony is shouting out both of them. Well, they're going for three to five inches of snow tomorrow. I'm calling for three to five inches Friday.
Speaker: What did you do? What did you do? I can't believe I just fucking said that. That was the biggest softball. But holy shit. I can't believe I just said that. What was awesome was you made it like it was like bam. It's like bam. I thought of saying it, but I didn't want to get arrested.
Speaker: Mmm, harness click, ladies and gentlemen, harness click. There's no fucking filter. What are you telling my dad too? There's no fucking filter. Not whatsoever. Fireballs kicking out. It just popped into my head. That's the bad part. This is sober glitch. I really am.
Speaker: I've got what this is my first drink that Joe made for me and this is only my second beer I have no fucking filter
Speaker: Maybe six Don't worry I have skills I don't make up for it Liam Neeson over here Yeah, I do
Speaker: Now Pop is talking shit. I saw it and they heard it. Good job, dude. Good job on that one. Mama's still laughing. I'm expecting a Snapchat at any moment where the date's canceled for Friday night. I don't know if she's still laughing. I didn't say it. She's still laughing. I said last week, you have to either have them laughing or coming.
Speaker: to make a woman happy. I can do both. I can do both. You get it all. You get it all. I still maintain that someone needs glasses and it's not Chris. It is definitely not Chris. So should we do news now?
Speaker: Sure. I'm waiting on you. You're the one just in the day. This just in the day? All by himself. It's giving out three to five inches next Friday. That is the net. That is all. Thank you. Good night. Oh, yeah. This just is time for a break. It's time for a break. We're going to go. We'll be right back. How does it do? This has been big dogs signing off.
Speaker: Good night, and fuck you, Los Angeles. I have no filter. It's the reason why I'm going down there Friday, because there's no filter that's broken. And I was just like, I'll be down Friday. On a good day. I give up. I do have dues. I just can't believe it. Please hit the button.
Speaker: I'm gonna tell you a couple of stories so listen to this listen to this okay listen
Speaker: Wow. Hold on. Well, let's start the news tonight with... Can we have the news, please? Yes. I'm trying. I just want to kill myself at this point. I brought to you today my holy shit! We prayed on him!
Speaker: So, you know, it was a week or so back, we did a news story about the the dipshit California Highway Patrol Officer who decided to wrangle a cow. This is a fun story. This is actually a good story. In Colorado, we're going to Colorado. Bob, let's go to Colorado, Colorado.
Speaker: You're not flying Jeff, sit your ass down in your special needs seat. Sit down in your booster seat and calm down little boy. You must be this tall to fly this plane.
Speaker: Oh, that's... I got marks on my feet, like in India, and I'm ready to go. Well, 80s are dead. We're not doing high tops. In Colorado, a deputy, full on Yellowstone style, captures a loose horse and rides it home.
Speaker: Nice. Nice. It's too much TV. And actually I'm going to. The horse came back singing right save a cowboy ride a horse. I don't know what he came back but I sent it to Jess so I can get the video because there is video. A Colorado Sheriff's deputy called to help wrangle a loose horse climbed onto the panic equines back and rode the animal back to its home. The
Speaker: A Rapahoe County Sheriff's Office deputy Ian Seibold was among those who responded to the call about the loose horse wandering through the busy roads in Centennial. The sheriff's office said in a Facebook post that the horse tried to make a clean getaway, but deputy Seibold was much too quick. The cowboy cop responded to the call, wrangled the horse, jumped on his back and rode it to safety.
Speaker: Calm down there John Wayne. See both said the horse was panicking when he arrived on the scene. I saw the horse crossing the road and it was a four lane major roadway. I could tell he was terrified. I'm glad I'm so glad.
Speaker: No name is. Live on YouTube tonight! Right? But Seabowl said he saw the horse crossing the road in a four -lane major roadway. I can tell he was terrified. A citizen was walking there by trying to stop traffic to allow him to get crossed. You can see in his face he didn't know what to do on the major roadway. He just wanted to go home, but didn't know how to get there. Seabowl and other deputies were able to corner the horse in an apartment complex parking lot
Speaker: With no trailer to take him home, the simplest idea was to ride them back. Seabolt said there was no saddle. He bareback that horse, no alter, but I got a boost old school way and hopped on. To me, the biggest question was how to get this horse safely out of major residential area. And we were not walking those 2 .6 miles. Other deputies provided an escort with their vehicles to allow Seabolt to safely ride the horse back home.
Speaker: Seabowl's actions earn praise from the Sheriff's Mounted Unit on Facebook. This is some incredible horsemanship to say the least, the heat that rose. So shout out to Colorado Centennial Sheriff's Department. They're in Arapahoe County. Shout out, man. You guys.
Speaker: It's a cop story, so it holds a little special spot. My mind was in the gutter the whole time in that story. Yeah, I really read that shit just like that. A wrap a hole. That's what the fuck you said, Tony. A wrap a hole. A wrap a hole across the mouth. Oh, I can't.
Speaker: Whoo! Like everything. He rode it. He said he mounted. He mounted that motherfucker. I'm trying to mute it. It won't let it mute. No, I didn't.
Speaker: Alright, I - I - Stop it, Tony! You're making him work! Stop trying to get a gang like a poacher here! You know, but everybody else is - Where is your mom going? He's doin' it right now! Look! Look at the screen! Alright, you dirty degenerate sons of bitches. In other news... I didn't do anything! I wasn't fuckin' here!
Speaker: Since we're in Colorado, Bob, let's take us down to Dallas. Oh, shit. We're in Texas. Yeah, we're in Texas. I'm not welcomed in Texas. So, boys, I'm going to let you do what you do. There's only steers and queers in Texas. Steers and queers? That was Pops, by the way. That was neither. That was not a single member. That was not a that was not a member of nonsensical nonsense. That was Pops.
Speaker: So we've done the stories about like the Superman comics selling for a couple million dollars and this, that and the other thing. Well, get this, a Spider -Man comic page, page, page, page sells for a record $3 .36 million. What is a page?
Speaker: Was it even a cover? No. No. It's like it's like a drawing. It's almost like a. It's just just one page. It's just one page out of a out of a comic book in Dallas, a single page of. Can I read the story? The story. I'm I'm invested. I'm excited. Spider -Man's like number 10 for my top favorite. What can it tell me? Give me what I want.
Speaker: I will if you would shut up. We had this discussion the other day. Remember when we were talking about Snapchat? Well, get on with it. I'm shutting up. A single page of artwork from a 1984 Spider -Man comic book sold at auction Thursday for a record $3 .36 million.
Speaker: 1984? Mike Zek's artwork for page 25 from Marvel's comic, Secret Wars number eight brings the first appearance of Spidey's black suit. I had that fucking comic. I had the whole thing. The symbiote suit would eventually lead to the emergence of the character Venom, the record bidding which started at $330 ,000.
Speaker: Sword past three million dollars came on the first day of the Heritage auctions four -day comic event in Dallas the previous record for an interior page Listen to this the previous record for an interior page of a US comic book So that one sold for three point three six. How much do you think the previous record was? Really really low probably like I would say probably within a hundred thousand for a page I
Speaker: Actually, it was actually the original the previous record was six hundred and fifty seven thousand two hundred and fifty dollars Yeah, and it was it was from the 1974 issue of the Incredible Hulk that featured a tease for the first appearance of the man himself fucking Wolverine Yeah
Speaker: You realize, you realize that the 1984, that's a, that's a Bronze Age comic. Those comics are not worth a whole lot of money. Yeah, you're pretty close. Well, also Thursday, also Thursday at the same auction, at the same auction, was one of the few surviving copies of Superman's debut in Action Comics number one.
Speaker: And that sold for $3 .18 million. Yeah. That was among the priciest books. And that was, that was a comic book. Yeah. That was, well, no, that was a different Superman comic book. Okay. So, so yeah, this, none of the sellers or buyers were identified in this, in this auction. Oh no. But so
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, that's pretty crazy. A single page went for, you know, 3 .3 mil, almost 3 .4 mil. But you know what? That was a great page. Conspirant ones like this. He had a great pose. That was a great page. Oh, yeah. But still, but still, single page. What's bad is I have that comic. And it's 1984. That's amazing. Well, guys,
Speaker: Let's move on to Connecticut. Uh -oh. And let's have a discussion. Why wouldn't we take the plane? The bus is in the shop. Okay.
Speaker: We gotta widen the seats for some people in this podcast, so. I'm losing weight. A note of wise, back in 79 when I was in Texas, the hit song was Ride Like The Wind. Thanks, Casey, Casey. In five days, that's what's gonna happen. There will be some riding like the wind in five days, I'm pretty sure of that.
Speaker: Well, in Connecticut, let's have a conversation about the pussification of America. We live in the era of everybody gets a trophy. Everybody wins. There's no losers. Understood. There is no losers. Well, a... Put in the washing machine. A high school, I'm assuming it's a high school coach, was suspended from his job.
Speaker: because his team, I'm not going to read this whole article. I'm just going to give you a kind of a run through of it. I think I heard, I think I heard this one. Yeah, go ahead. A girls, a girls high school coach in Connecticut at sacred heart academy was suspended from his job because they beat their opponents 92 to four. And it was said to be unsportsmanlike and um,
Speaker: and unethical. Jeff wants to say so much right now. This is the problem with the US right now. Listen to this before you get into it. Hold on. Take a time out. Take a time out real quick. Time out, Jeffrey. Time out. Time out. Time out. I'll let you get into it because I got a fried chicken. The opposing team's coach.
Speaker: Coach Tom Lapicca, little bitch, he said that his team received no mercy rule during the humbling defeat. That motherfucker should be the one that is fired for the simple fact of the matter is that his sorry ass team couldn't put up more than four goddamn points. I'm sorry, but in life, there are winners and losers.
Speaker: And giving everybody a fucking trophy for showing up. And I'm a winner. Giving everybody a trophy for showing up is not how real life is. And what you're doing is hurting people in the long run. Two times, first time. Fucking troll people showing up. I lost my video. Shit like this just pisses me off to do it.
Speaker: I'm just gonna, and I'm with you on this, Jeff, but I'm just gonna say, you know, it's hard to claim two -time victory when I wasn't there for the first time. And I'll just let you know. One -time victory in the series, I've been in the show. You can claim your two -time as much as you want. You can claim your two -time as much as you want. Oh, fuck this, Ash. But you can, you can. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Maybe your fucking does are in trouble. Welcome to the clock, guys.
Speaker: You're setting up these kids for failure exactly
Speaker: No. Exactly. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pick you back on what Mike just said. These are just some of these fucking pussies that literally complain because they didn't get the job, but they showed up with pink fucking hair and piercings in our goddamn nose and then wonder why they're living on a fucking car. Well, you're Ranserver. I gave you time. No, you didn't. So, so Michael, to, I'm talking a lot of shit at the end of the day.
Speaker: And that's a nice point that you made, that I'm only a one -time champion since you've been here. So that makes me the two -time first ever champion. Which is something you'll never be able to do. Also, you still pander. I'm going to laugh my ass off. Also. You wouldn't fucking Tony D beat you out for second place.
Speaker: Also, I don't understand how I pander with me winning with a song that you two had never heard of. How did I pander? I had more old songs than I had new songs, I think. I think it was a Broadway musical song.
Speaker: Oh, you had more old songs than you had new songs. He did. No, he didn't. He did. No, he didn't. He fucking did. He had one fucking song that nobody ever heard of. I fucking heard it. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. I loved that fucking song. What? He had one song that nobody could... That nobody knew. He had one song that nobody had ever heard of. And then he had another song from a rip -off of Romeo and Juliet. And everything else was newer. What song?
Speaker: that precious and Mike's jerking off crying by himself in the corner. That's not even the name of the song. It is now. Anyway, it's another news. You know what? That the only thing if that tells me Glick and and since, you know, I have plenty rights this week. And other news is that Glick just doesn't like to lose.
Speaker: And when he does, he cries about it for a whole week. But we're going to find out. Tina, I agree. That was last week. In other news.
Speaker: If the guy who went to Rotten Tomatoes and looked at the top 100 of bad movies and made his five faces would shut the hell up. I watched every single one of these movies. I've watched every single one of those movies, or tried to. And other news. Sorry. Mike's going to start using this excuse. A man claims that COVID -19 shrunk his penis. Really? Can I take that excuse? I'm using that fucking excuse. I'm using that excuse Friday.
Speaker: Sorry to put out there. You would not believe this, but I've had COVID six times. Every time you lose an inch, I lose two inches. I mean, when I was 19, I remember it being bigger. That's all that I'm going to say.
Speaker: Two months ago before COVID, it was twice the size. How did he use the excuse? So he picked up a chick and he's like, what's up your dick? And he's like, I had COVID. The anonymous male who was in his 30s was hospitalized after contracting the coronavirus last year. And he claims that the disease left him
Speaker: and a letter to Slate's how to do it podcast. The man explained, when I got out of the hospital, I had some erectile dysfunctional issues. Those gradually got better with some medical attention, but it seemed to be left with a lasting problem. My penis had shrunk. Honey, I shrunk my penis. Right? Doesn't sound like he had the right woman. Well, it also sounds like he was trying to make up for the fact that he's not attracted to his wife anymore.
Speaker: left him with a shrunken penis
Speaker: Mama Glen nailed it. Damn. The truth comes out. I don't know. I've been seeing a lot. I've been seeing a lot of TikToks lately that make me feel like a champion because I've been seeing a lot of TikToks that say four to six inches is just right. So, you know, I feel like a, I feel like the man right now. I've seen those, I've seen those TikToks too that pissed me the fuck off. I'm out. This officer should stop listening.
Speaker: Hey, I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin'. Some women don't mind oranges. All right. Yes. What Jeff? No, there's been a study in stages. Oranges around. I've read a study that said, you know, that women like the big stuff, but they would rather, if they were gonna be in a committed relationship, they'd rather have something smaller.
Speaker: Well anyways, the man said before he contracted the virus, he was... This is a quote from him. Before I got sick, I was above average. Not huge, but above average. And now I've lost about an inch and a half. Decidedly less than average.
Speaker: So he was sexaged. It sounds like he was talking shit to his buddies about having a big dick. And when it finally came out of time, he got called out and somebody said, fucking whip it out, Bob. Yeah. Dude whipped it out and he's like, yeah, you're not even six inches motherfucker. Yeah. So he's, yeah. So multiple, oh God, multiple, uh, multiple medical studies. Hold on a second now.
Speaker: I just lost my story. Multiple medical studies have linked COVID -19 with erectile dysfunction with an Italian study revealing that 28 % of men who contracted coronavirus has experienced the problem. So apparently with men, what the fuck did I just walk into? Penises, Mark! Nothing but penises! Small penises, but penises nonetheless.
Speaker: Blood flow lost you fucking idiot agree Tony Tony and I was talking to his buddies Well speaking of Covid just a real quick just a real quick Just a headline at you apparently Men in face masks
Speaker: Women find us more attractive. Well, that's easy because they can't see our full face. They can't see your face. I don't know. I've been told. Tony, as a black man, you're not allowed to have a small voice. I'm glad you said it and I didn't say it. We're all thinking about it. I just had to say it.
Speaker: Tony said my penis ain't small and Jeff said was a black man. You're not allowed to have a small penis Jeff what is your shirt say? What's the rest of it do you see where his arrow is pointed
Speaker: I'm loud. She's pointing at me. It is pointing at you. We are dangerous. Your arrow is pointing at Michael. Yeah, that's bad. That's bad. Point that big daddy. I am a sweet guy. I am a sweet guy. So as you know, motherfucker. I can't stand either one of you just so you both know that.
Speaker: I know you can. It's okay. It's okay. I lost my news. Where's my news? I don't think I have anything else to lose. I think I seem to lose. I don't even know. That's actually wild. Now Tony, you need a better education on blood flow.
Speaker: Wow, and when you hear it in stereo, that's even better. This silence speaks volumes. Tony said, ma 'am? Ma 'am? Ma 'am? What? Uh -oh. I want to get my bad news. Ah. I'm like, OK, no bad news.
Speaker: Tina's like, oh, five days, five days, five days. It's still five days. Okay, good. It's still five days. Just give it time. We'll fuck it up. Don't worry. We still got Wednesday. I have to buy another belt and this shit's expensive. This was $18. I couldn't afford
Speaker: You don't need to buy another belt, you just had to have one belt. It's not my fault that my kid has, like, 17 belts. You had two? You had two. I have four. I have four. That's one of the girls. Yeah. Maybe someday you'll be able to put one. Maybe. Right back, I have fried chicken. But Jeff's got a good list, so I don't know. Jeff's got a good list. God damn. Why does it have to be five more days?
Speaker: Oh, can we go on with the show? You're frozen. That was my father's reaction to my date Friday night. Oh, sweet. God damn. Everybody's business out there. All right. Um, hi everyone. Uh, this is the big dog. Um, we, we have lost control.
Speaker: And it is I, uh, I apologize. I, I, um, Tony, I'm sorry about last night. Um, once again, I feel like I need to have like some, some, uh, some things written down in case this happens. Now you have to, uh, just take over the podcast, uh, and cover since Jeff decided to go fry a chicken at the wrong time.
Speaker: Uh, thank you, Jeff. Um, but moving on. Yes. Um, are we back? Um, we, we're having, we're having some technical difficulties. But no, that's, uh, Tony's like, this shit is classic. I guess if you call it dumpster flyer, uh, classic, uh, no, I've heard all kinds of excuses for why
Speaker: people cheat. For instance, my ex -wife, she told me she cheated on me because I was too big. I shit you not. She's like, you hurt her every time. So you cheat on me? That makes no sense to me.
Speaker: That makes no sense. She was like four inches. It didn't hurt. It was all right. How is this fair? That makes no sense. I have cheated in the past, and my excuse has always been, while she was there, I was one.
Speaker: Well, unfortunately, I have done that, too. I took the advice, and I shouldn't have. And it was, don't get mad, get even. So I did. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Well, it hurt me. It didn't help the situation, and it hurt me. And I'm just like, no, no, I'll never do that again.
Speaker: I ended up getting hurt in that long run so what's the whole point of that you know but it's funny because when you've been cheated on as much as I have you know there's one thing I never understood okay when when they cheat they cheat because they want extra right but every time they cheat they cut off whoever they're with
Speaker: See to me that makes no sense. It all comes down to a lot of people still leave the old adage of The grass is always greener And yeah, how's that working out? Tony D. You are right because um unlike men women literally do sleep well
Speaker: With every with every single one that they actually want to um where I've never met a woman I've never met a woman that can walk up to any guy and say fuck me and the guy's like nah I'm good No, no, that's you know, no, I I don't know Although I've turned down I've turned down a lot I did I had I actually was uh I I've turned down pussy before but uh
Speaker: you know quite a few but that makes you look you know there's always those five minutes later where you're just like oh damn well it was kind of I went down for a wedding I went down for a wedding never met this never met I never talked to her before I never met this chick
Speaker: She was actually like a buddy of mine's friend, but they weren't together. It was just a friend. And then she showed up at this wedding. And in front of her granddaughter said, you want to go up to your room? I'll suck your dick. And I was just like, I've known you for five minutes. And she's like, oh, I've seen your TikToks and shit. And I'm like, no.
Speaker: I'm okay. Is your sound off, Mr. Glick? Yes, his sound is off. He is handling a situation. Well, it just felt it felt extremely awkward. You know, I don't go ahead, Tony. He got questions.
Speaker: Well, right, Betty, it's ain't that special. I don't, I don't, I just don't sleep around with anybody. I'd like to have a connection. And then, and the only thing I can think about is, is that must be like really good parenting to have a grandmother in front of her 13 year old granddaughter.
Speaker: hear her mom being a skank like that, you know, cause her daughter was like, right, granddaughter was like right there and I'm just looking at the whole situation. And I looked at my buddy like, what kind of fuckery did you get me into? Well, at the end of the day, I, I've literally, I've literally, um, my first two years in camp. Was she ugly? No, she wasn't ugly. She wasn't ugly. She wasn't, she wasn't like smoking, but she wasn't ugly.
Speaker: I've, my first two years in Cancun, I never put it down. But I was also in, I was also in Cancun during spring break, stuff like that. So you can throw a stick and find 14 people sleeping. Well, and that might be the case, but you know, there's things that penicillin can't get rid of and it goes with
Speaker: where we talked about where we talked about this when you're in the top 25 whatever of red flags and I talked about you know I'm not one to judge people and I don't I don't really judge and I understand that every situation is different but if we haven't really well when you connect with somebody you can connect you know what I mean and when you right next with somebody it's it can be like overnight and
Speaker: I can connect with somebody and be like yeah let's you know right here right now but if you're but if you're you know haven't really known somebody you haven't really made a connection and they're already like sending you bad pictures naturally
Speaker: in your head, you're naturally thinking, well, if they do that with you, then they do that with anybody. So naturally, when you've just met somebody and within five seconds, they're like, Hey, I want to do this to you. You're going over. So who else have you done that with? You know, and I'm like, well, I never think you're thinking with the wrong head. You are not an overthinker coming from the guy who
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Speaker: So I'm sorry, and I totally get if, I hope you don't, but I totally get if you want to cancel Friday. No, everything was OK. We kept on, and we carried it on. I don't know what he was talking about. There was only one overseas chick. There was only one overseas chick. But the idea was that she was supposed to come here.
Speaker: she was supposed to come here and and that that was that was they okay well they are never going to come there they're never going to move uh when you get into a relationship with somebody like that and it's quote unquote long distance uh at the end of the day it's a game and it's about attention and it's about and it's and it's about let everybody look at me wait wait wait wait wait wait hey hey
Speaker: I have my finger on the trigger. Go ahead. Can you? I have my finger on the trigger. It took me three years to come home. It took her three fucking years.
Speaker: Yeah, but you guys weren't long distance in the beginning. You were not on opposite sides of the world, either. Yeah, we were. I was in Texas. He was here and all that. Yeah, but you guys had a history because you were originally from Ohio. That's not the other side of the fucking world, Joe. Yeah. He could be the bearer of bad news to you. No, I was talking to him. OK, OK, OK, OK. Let me rephrase this. Let me rephrase this.
Speaker: You guys weren't so we're not talking about you. I'm talking about in general I'm talking about right now the here and now so when you're in a tick -tock long -distance relationship
Speaker: nine times out of 10, it might be real for you. It might be real for the other person, but there are two people in every relationship. And one of those people in that relationship at the end of the day, it's all about attention. Yeah. So what's that attention? Yeah. Once that attention and people stop looking, stop, stop commenting, stop being intrigued by it.
Speaker: that they don't wanna be in that relationship no more and they're gonna move on to the next relationship. So when Mike is, Mike may or may not be so in love with somebody that he's talking to, yeah, may or may not be so in love with somebody that he's talking to in Scotland, but for her, that is a clout thing. So she's gonna do that so she can get attention and she can get likes and she can get comments and she can get followers. But at the end of the day,
Speaker: nine times out of 10 in these quote unquote TikTok relationships that are long distance. And I'm not saying this. Well, actually, I don't even give a fuck if it's taken spite, spitefully at this point, especially, especially after what happened today. But, but at the same time, you know, I, you know, I recently met somebody else on TikTok.
Speaker: but I wouldn't say it's long distance thing because we're an hour away from each other. We're an hour, maybe an hour or some change away from each other. So I'm not, I'm not, this is not what I'm going with, with that, but I'm saying, but when you're, when you are multiple states away or, or a country away, it's all, it's, it's all about attention.
Speaker: Yeah, and then when they and then when they're done and they're not getting what they want once they get what they want out of it Then they then they move on and whether Yeah, whether whether you had anything to do with it or not They make you look like an asshole make you look like a piece of shit Even when you have done nothing and still continue to protect them from everybody else They continue to make you look like a piece of shit until you until you
Speaker: until said person who continues to make somebody look like a piece of shit reaches their breaking point and calls you out on their bullshit especially
Speaker: when they have photos that you probably would not want to let be out. I'm talking about bike right now. I'm talking about. I'm the type of person click. I deleted those photos.
Speaker: I don't have a single one of those photos. They all got deleted. I'm not that type of person. I will never be that type of person. I am sending it to me. Yeah, well. I still have one video that makes me cry when I watch it if I haven't brought myself to delete it. That's it. I deleted everything. But there are several comments. There are several comments that were brought in here. I'm going to pick out a few of them.
Speaker: thank you Tina you are 100 % right wicked numbness I do believe that long -distance relationships can work but it takes a lot it takes a lot of dedication I think that you need to meet meet them first I don't mind long -distance relationships I in some ways it's it's a good thing because you can't get all wrapped up in the physical too early and you can you have to learn your communication skills and
Speaker: And, and, and that, that, you know, which should be the focal point when you're starting a serious relationship. So long distance relationships can work, but I believe that there, I believe you do need to meet first. I believe that there needs to be an end game. There needs to be long distance works in a period of time. You can't.
Speaker: Maintain a long -distance relationships, you know for like 10 years, you know one year Understood But the problem with the relationship if it is one -sided You're fucked at the get -go And that's really what it I mean click click was click was really right because you know, I had heard she was she had a few of those relationships with
Speaker: with a lot of, with a lot of other people, you know, which is why, which is why, uh, I couldn't talk to her after a certain time. And, and that's, and that's where, that's where you, and there's, I muted my mic. I am 40 fucking years old and my dad was literally just fucking trying to tickle me.
Speaker: And I yelled at him. I was like, I'm 40 fucking years old. Why aren't you tickling me, Sam Elliott? Not that I would be upset if Sam Elliott was going to tick Sam Elliott, but I know he does, right? The only thing I have to say is that Christopher is a wonderful guy, given the chance to prove himself. No, he's sorry. And I'm going to give him the money. I'm going to give him the money.
Speaker: It sounded like dad was giving the person to take the truck there. That's what I heard. I heard, I heard pop say you could take the truck. I heard pop say, actually I didn't hear pop say that I could take the truck. He said that I could have the truck and he would come and play on it. That sounds like, that's what I heard. I'll drive that damn thing. He also, he also said I could have the new bike that he just bought. No, you know what? What you need to do is take that truck, go to the dealership and you traded it for Chevy.
Speaker: You know what I do with that truck? I drive down to Cancun, Mexico. No, fuck it. Cancun won't make it that far. It's a Ford. It won't make it. Yeah, that's why it will make it. And I warn you over it. No, no, that's why it won't make it. Fuck a Ford. Ford's are overrated. They're comfortable rides. Not to mention, you cannot bring a dually into Mexico. Tina said true. I don't know why, but you cannot. I don't know. There's Tina.
Speaker: Definitely not the girl he's interested in from what I'm seeing. It's a weird thing, but you cannot, because I've tried. Anyways, Glick, how about a break? I think we're ready for a break, Glick. Yeah. Why don't we wrap this up and start the third hour with a break? What do you say, Glick?
Speaker: Yeah. We'll be going a little past 11 o 'clock just because we had the technical difficulties and all that. Yeah, we definitely need to take a break. That's fine. Yeah. Should we do Back Home? Yeah. Can I put it out? Well, I mean, second break is supposed to be a cover song, but I like Back Home.
Speaker: Yeah, let's do back home that comes a good one Yeah Never use those two words in the same sentence about her but whatever
Speaker: What album is that off of it's off of his first first one I Am I am Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, that's one. I actually clicked on I knew that I
Speaker: Yeah, I listen, I listen to Blacktop Mojo. No, I do too, I listen. Oh, oh, speaking of Blacktop Mojo. I told Jeff about this the other night. This is awesome. I told Jeff about this the other night. So I was at the gym and I was on the treadmill and I was looking up at the TVs and there was a thing that popped up for Planet Fitness and it was like, you pick the music.
Speaker: And I was like, what do you mean I picked the music? And it was a commercial for an app. And it's this app called Rock Robot or Rockbot or something like that. So it's like an app that is like a jukebox. So if you're in a bar or something like that and they have this app available, Rocky, there he is! What is going on? There he is.
Speaker: But so so so I was at the gym the other day and I seen that so I was on the treadmill I downloaded it and I checked it out and it popped up Planet Fitness here in Newark and I was like So they don't have a lot of blacktop mojo songs on that on that app but they had enough to where I was just like
Speaker: so i don't know how long it lasted but the entire time i was there it was black top mojo after black top mojo after black top mojo after black top mojo song just cranking through the speakers at the gym and i loved it i even took one earbud out so i could listen to him in one ear
Speaker: like I do when I'm working out and then I could listen to him with the other ear and Hear hear them playing in the gym And I just I really hope that and I did look Jeff because you brought it up But I look before you brought it up to see if we could play the podcast because if I could play the podcast Oh, I would a hundred percent but
Speaker: So Blacktop Mojo, if you, Matt and Kat and the guys, if you guys hear this, just so you know, every time I go to Planet Fitness, play all! And it's a Blacktop Mojo gym. I don't know what happened to Mike. Yeah, I don't know what happened to him either. I'm gonna re -invite it. No, he's still invited so he can come back.
Speaker: Thank you. Thank you, Rocky. Thank you, Rocky. So, but yeah, we're gonna take a real quick break. We got Blacktop Mojo. If you guys aren't already, go check him out. Go get him a follow on all social media. Stream their music everywhere. Music is available to be streamed. I don't know. None of us know. Jeff's gonna reach out to him. But we got Blacktop Mojo. What did he ask for? Why? Why? Why? I missed it.
Speaker: Yeah, I think it was. But yeah, go check these guys out. They're amazing. They're an awesome band. And let them know that we sent you a nonsensical nonsense. All you gotta do is just say, hey, nonsensical nonsense sent us. So we'll be right back here in just a few minutes. I do have a new top 10. Tina says Mike's phone's messing up. OK. So hopefully we'll get Mike back after the break. I do have a new top 10.
Speaker: What is my new top? Oh, no, actually, oh, Jeffrey, because you're the one over here. I have a four -part top 10.
Speaker: So the next, next four episodes, this is going to be our list. So it's good. It's going to be good. I liked it. I was reading through it earlier and I was like, this is actually pretty cool. I like it. So we're going to do a four part for the first time, a four part top 10 list. Uh, when we, when we come back from break. So we'll be right back guys. Thank you guys for listening and we will see you in just a few minutes. So
Speaker: Little blacktop mojo. Mic's back. Drop your cameras down. Here we go.
Speaker: Well I see your silhouette The gangster at sunset The wind blows through my hands It leads me to the west I've drifted many days Still I'm left wondering Will I ever find my way?
Speaker: And I'll long for that day
Speaker: And I've walked through this land, but I don't understand. I look up to the sky, but still I see. I bow my head and pray. Is anyone listening? Will I find me?
Speaker: Oh.
Speaker: I had to make sure they didn't get me. Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you're enjoying the show. I'm Glick. Hanging out with Jeff. As always, he's got Mike somewhere. He's coming in eventually. Appreciate y 'all hanging out with us tonight. It's been a bit of a show, to say the least. Now ready.
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Speaker: Yeah, right, I think so too. Yeah. What'd you guys go Ponderosa? I'm just trying to find it. Yeah, like I said, it popped up on Facebook. I want to share it on my Facebook page. Back before Chili's, this was our family night. Now, I didn't really like Chili's too much either. We always went around.
Speaker: I grew up in like a big family. I was the oldest of five. So the family size was seven. So it was always all you can eat. You know, because that was, that was the most beneficial, you know, for us. And that was usually the only meal that we ate during that day. So you better get third helpings, fourth helpings. You better make it last as my dad always said.
Speaker: So I you know we've been doing like top ten we obviously the top things kind of become a thing on here And we've been having some super -sized top tens Well, I'm gonna change the game up again I
Speaker: I have a top 10 that is gonna consist of four parts. Four part top 10. Movie is gonna start tonight and then we're gonna go into Wednesday, we're gonna go to next Saturday, and then to the following Wednesday. So it's actually like a top 40, but we're gonna break it down into top 10s. Well, let's rock it Casey Casey. We'll go ahead and rock this out real quick.
Speaker: It's my top 10, because it's my show, and I do everything, and I have a microphone. So here's my fucking top 10, you stupid freaks. You're a minion, man. You're a minion, man. No, I agree with you. My phone's been acting up, too. So it's definitely the night of technical difficulties. So. What?
Speaker: Wouldn't be nonsensical nonsense if there was no technical difficulties. You're going to prison? I don't know if you just got that check or not, but... Which one? Yes, I did. You know how many granddaughters you got? So we have the top 40, hence the reason why it's a four -parter, but we have the top 40 facts so funny they are hard to believe.
Speaker: All right, I'm excited for this one let's let's get in it So We are doing this in four parts Because it is 40 and I was reading through some of them in there
Speaker: They're pretty good, you know, in every list there's gonna be winners, there's gonna be losers. But at the end of the day, you know, so. Just like the three of us, you know, Jeff is definitely a winner, and Blake is a winner. Always a winner. In exception to this week, I am a winner. In exception to this week, I am a loser. Yeah. I said that backwards. My dyslexia. Sorry. In exception to this week, I am a loser.
Speaker: So what is, I guess, starting with number 10 or number 40? We're going to start with number 40. We're going to go all the way down to number 40. And we're going to work our way up to the next four episodes. All right. So whenever you're ready, you have us all waiting in anticipation.
Speaker: I don't know if he caught that. That was from his movie list. Tim Curry. Jeff and I are having our own conversation right now. We're having a secondary conversation. Thanks. I know you guys are talking. Mama, you're fine. You're fine. Don't apologize. You're fine. No, you're fine.
Speaker: But number 40 number coming to number 40 on the top 40 of this list Cows don't now each one of these have a have a little explanation So you have to let me do that, but number 40 cows don't like Willie Nelson Okay Here's a funny fact for you
Speaker: Dairy cows dairy cows will produce up to 3 % more milk when listening to music But they don't like country music especially Willie Nelson They need something with a good beat Dear
Speaker: It's un -American. It may or may not be un -American, but it is what it is. It sings a lot of slow songs. There you go. It's for you. What the fuck are you drinking, Mike? Unlike me, it's Mike's card. Oh, nice. I'm just asking. We're just seeing the big ass kid.
Speaker: He's got nine lives. This is how it's served
Speaker: It's a different company. It's a group one. But number third and third. I can't. I'm not allowed to drink Fireball. So I don't drink Fireball. The last time I drunk Fireball, I woke up naked and bad decisions were made and I have no recollection of it. And I wasn't allowed to have my phone now if I drink Fireball again. You're 39. You are.
Speaker: the birth number 39 Latin Latin America has flowers that looks like look like lips and there's a picture and it's like yeah well yeah you live in Latin America
Speaker: There's a flower in the rainforest of central and South America that resembles, that resembles a puckering mouth covered with lipstick called the psycho -toureur elata. Right there's the picture. Right there's the picture. It's for Alexis though.
Speaker: It is for Alexis doll she has one of those real life baby things so she went to Walmart and bought all baby stuff for diapers outfits everything Number 38
Speaker: Number 38, high heels were originally invented for men. When high heels first came into fashion in the 10th century, they were intended for men. It wasn't until the 18th century that more women wore heels than men.
Speaker: Well, that probably that probably has something that probably comes down to like cowboy boots. Like, you know, I doubt they look like modern day pumps. No, no, no. I think what it was. And again, I'm not the smartest man in the world. But what I think what it was is because if you go back
Speaker: and you look at the average size of humans, and height has always been a stature thing.
Speaker: All right, I'll have to check it out when I get done with the top 10. So height has always been a stature thing, even today. It's a stature thing. So I believe that, you know, I'm just guessing. So in the 10th century, let's say the average height of a male was five foot two.
Speaker: So, you know, so they had to present themselves as being bigger than what they really were as far as, you know, respectability and this, that and the other thing. So it becomes a stature thing. You know, it's a status. I think I was saying stature wrong, but it's a status. Yeah, I'm fucking smart.
Speaker: Well, let me, let me, I agree on that, Eddie, it is. Much, much, much like, much like the, and I'll let you talk, give me one second, Michael. Much like, you know, they did the white wigs thing and they did the, you know, men dressed a certain way. There was a certain way that you dressed and you presented yourself. So I'm, without looking at it, without. Yeah, it's like a, like a status.
Speaker: Yeah, without looking it up and not knowing 100%, that's what I'm willing to bet. Because as we have evolved as human beings, as men have evolved, we've evolved to be bigger. We've evolved to be a more dominant -looking, I guess stature. I don't know if I'm using that word right at any way. And I'm only speaking for men here. I'm not speaking for humans.
Speaker: quote unquote, per what everybody says, men are the dominant species. We're protectors, we're providers. So, you know, we have to have those features of being big and strong and able to provide. So, but Jeff or Mike, what were you going to say, man? Well, I was going to say, if you permitted it, I've noticed that this has been coming back.
Speaker: You know, um, I'm a 100 % for body positivity on male and female side. Um, you know, I'm not smoking drugs right now. Not like that. That's what you, you know, but it's
Speaker: That was from Rocky. I didn't know it was going to be so loud. Sorry. Shut up. No, no. I didn't know it was going to be so loud. I don't know. I just think it's funny because I've noticed this on TikTok a lot lately is, you know, women, they do their body positivity stuff and they don't want to be fat shamed or anything like that. But next thing you turn around, it's always if a man is six foot tall, he's a gardener.
Speaker: And I know that we had gone, Jeff about his height, but he, but you know what we, first of all, you know, everything that you see on the show, that's just, that's just us. I don't mean any purple lady or Jeff or you know, but I don't, I don't understand. I don't understand why.
Speaker: Now, that's just one thing I don't understand is why, you know, they want us to respect you for your body size, something that you can change. Some people can't, but that is something that can be changed. But - Some people change their body size. You literally cannot change a person's height. You cannot change your height. Well, that is not true. Because according to some one TikToker that I stitched the video, height is a
Speaker: What is it? She said height is a option. So I said I have a 12 inch dick because apparently height is an option, so it's length. So. Bullshit. Well, no. And it's come out without that too. But no, you cannot do that without major reconstructive surgery. I look into it. Then there's a rest that you won't ever walk against. Exactly. Moving on.
Speaker: So anyways, number, sorry, sorry. Number 30, number 30. No, you're fine buddy. Number, number, number 37. Nabo Nabokov. It's some Russian guy. Maybe the real inventor of emojis. Russian author Vladimir Nabokov came up with the idea for Smiley.
Speaker: emoticons in 1969. So, I don't know if it's funny but it's an interesting little tidbit of information. Well, did you know that, do you remember when Prince stopped going by Prince and he went as the artist formerly known as Prince of the House? Yeah, he was a symbol. To all press, he sent out
Speaker: floppy disk drives with a, what's it called? Times New Roman, what's the font? With a font that had his symbol so they can type it in.
Speaker: So I give credit to Princeton for that. I agree. Number 36, the people hate privacy policies and reading the fine print in general. Do you guys ever read your fine print and privacy policies when you download a new app or anything like that?
Speaker: It would take, it would take. I read the fine print when I'm talking to Betty and that's about it. How long would it take? Because she'll get you in the details. She will get you in the details. I don't know what that means but okay. But it said it would take 76 work days. It would take 76 work days if you worked eight hour a day.
Speaker: an eight hour day to read every online privacy policy you agreed to in an average year. So if you read literally every online privacy policy that you agreed to, it would take you 76 work days. That's crazy. You know there's some asshole out there that has done that.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, you know. Oh, yeah. Well, that's why that's what that's that's why they know that fact somebody as like general practice. That's what he does. Like every time he downloads anything, he spends two days reading, you know, the privacy clause. Yeah. Oh, no. He has like four apps on his phone because of it. Because he said, nope, don't read. But number 35. Carrots just might turn you orange.
Speaker: That is true. You want another funny fact? If you eat enough carrots, about three large carrots a day for several weeks, it increases your beta carotene and your blood and can turn your skin orange. That was an episode on scrubs. The guy was drinking carrot juice.
Speaker: Number 34 on this list. This sounds like something one of one of us three idiots would do but a man actually changed his name because he lost a bet and
Speaker: After losing a drunken poker bet in 2009, a New Zealand man had his name legally changed to full metal havoc, more sexy and intelligent than Spock and all the superheroes combined with Frost Nova. What the fuck? That's his full name.
Speaker: That is his full name. I'll read it again to you. I'll read it again to you. This man's new full name legally is full metal, havoc, more sexy and intelligent than Spock and all the superheroes combined with Frost Nova. It took five years, but the name was finally approved by the New Zealand government. All 99 characters of his new name is on his passport. Nice.
Speaker: First of all, I didn't see a picture of this guy because Spock is a good -looking man. I don't give a fuck. He said smarter than Spock. He said smarter and good -looking. Here's another well -known fact. William Shatter was jealous of Leonard Nimoy because he started getting all kinds of love letters from all of these girls that were attracted to him during the original show.
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Speaker: Number 33 on this list. Dolly Parton lost a lookalike contest.
Speaker: That is true. She's yes. That is true. She came in second place. Oh yeah. Yeah. Once entered a celebrity lookalike contest without revealing her true identity at a club in San Francisco and she lost to a drag queen.
Speaker: Number 32 on this list. Uh, lobsters communicate with their bladders. Yes, I knew that. Lobsters have bladders on either side of their, that was a hell of a place for their bladder to be. I did not know that. But lobsters have bladders on either side of their heads so they can communicate by urinating at each other.
Speaker: If they want another lobster to know that they're happy, sad, angry, interested, or interested in a relationship, they say it with Pete. I got something to say to you. Remind me for when I'm reincarnated not to be a lobster. Right.
Speaker: Number 31, the brooding silence in the Twilight movies surprisingly add up. I don't know what that even means. Really? If you splice them all together, there is exactly 26 minutes of quiet. For all five movies? I guess so.
Speaker: I believe it. I do. I just thought it was bad acting. So that is the first part, four parts of this top ten. Tomorrow or tomorrow? Yeah, tomorrow. Wednesday we will pick up with number 30. I mean if we ever did a bad movie that was Guilty Pleasures, the Twilight series would definitely
Speaker: Be on my list for that. I can't stand Twilight. I cannot stand it. I hated what they did to vampires. But I love those damn movies, and it sucks. Have you seen True Blood? Have you seen True Blood? Yes, I've seen True Blood. Oh, I love that show. I love that show. I love that. It got very weird in the end, but I love that show. I have, uh... Yeah, I hate Twilight. I hate Twilight.
Speaker: But I was Team Jacob all the way. And no, that's not because my middle name was Jacob. I was Team Jacob. Really? Fuck Edward Cullen. Really? Fuck Edward Cullen. And I had a huge crush. I had a huge crush. He was in the friend zone since day one. I know. I felt so sorry for him.
Speaker: I may or may not have had like this huge pressure hours. Oh no, I still do. I still do. Yeah. You guys need to talk. I'm going to go fry chicken real quick. Yeah, I still do that. True Blood is the best vampire stuff anywhere. And I will literally fight anybody that says different because Airborne is the fucking man.
Speaker: I'm sorry, I still like the original Dracula as the... No, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about... Really? Are you talking like the 19... What was it? 65 version? No, I'm talking about the book. Oh. Tragedy. You're not talking about... Well, that's true. The real source material. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. As far as architecture... For a second there, I forgot that the book was based on a book.
Speaker: I forgot, for a hot minute, I forgot. I was like, oh shit, it was a book. It was a series of books, actually. I know there's a lot of scary movies with a lot of scary books out there that are really scary, but I'm gonna be honest with you, when you read Dracula, there's two scenes in it that scared the shit out of me when I first read it. Now, Brandon, I was like 13 when I read it, but when he sneaks into the castle,
Speaker: and he finds Dracula in the basement, and he's like in his little casket or whatever, and his eyes are open and just looking at him, but he's dead, you know, because it's daytime or whatever, and then he hits him with the shovel. I'm not gonna lie, I put the book down for like three weeks. I couldn't even, I was scared. You are way above my pain in your reading, because the only thing I read is the title of the porn I'm watching.
Speaker: I was gonna say, what the fuck are you doing reading? Who the fuck reads books? I'm sorry. I'm the only artist dumb guy in this thing. I've had a college grade reading level since I was, since I was like nine. Like I read books. So, so, so, so do we take another break or do we just end this dumpster fire and come back with an after show? It's up to you brother. Let's do an after show. Let's do an after show.
Speaker: Jeff, you gonna come back for the after show? Yeah, I'm gonna, let's go ahead and wrap this up. We'll do an after show. How much of a break before we start the after show? We're gonna do Blacktop, we're gonna do Wicked Woman, and then I'll close everything down, and then I'll come back in, I'll bite you guys back, and we'll hang out and shoot the ship for a little bit.
Speaker: So, all right. So yeah, I mean, that's, that's about your timeframe. I'll let, I'll let Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, I'll, I'll let Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum behind me. Do the after trial. I gotta go try to make a phone call. Yeah, I don't know how much it's going to be at this point. I have to go fix shit.
Speaker: But anyways, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Appreciate y 'all in the chatters box. You guys were awesome. Always. Mama Joe and Pop showed up tonight. That was awesome. Unexpected.
Speaker: Tony came in with a special guest, hit us with his starting five, that was cool. So maybe we'll make that a thing. Tony can be the wild card starting five. Jeff said that he can never win, but he can definitely come in second. Second place. He'll get an honorable mention if he does beat the winner. I have no problem with giving him an honorable mention if he beats the winner, but he'll always be second place.
Speaker: I might be shit -faced, but I will tell you guys, I really enjoy listening to you. I think you're great. So, everybody appreciates you. That's awesome. I don't get many compliments. You know, it took me like 27 years to get compliments from that woman, just so you guys know.
Speaker: At work they let a couple people go and I got an email from one of my co -workers. Unfortunately she had to let go. But she said it was a pleasure working with people. That's the second compliment I've got today.
Speaker: Nice. So yeah, like I said, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. We're going to end this the only way we know how with the one and only Blacktop Mojo. So if you guys are already go check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube and Twitch for whatever reason we have Twitch.
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Speaker: I talked to somebody about the podcast. Well, I talked to a few people about the podcast today. And one person, I saw them. They got like a podcast channel and whatever. And they were like, it's got all the podcasts and stuff. And I said, well, let's look us up. And there we were right there on one that we don't have. Did I tell you one of my clients, one of my clients that I actually called, uh, said that her son listens to us.
Speaker: How old is his son? He's in his early 20s. I was on the phone with her.
Speaker: And she said, she said, I mentioned, I said, oh, I have to go soon because I have a show to do. This is on Wednesday. And she said, oh, a show? I said, yeah, I go podcast with a couple of my buddies. And she says, oh, yeah, what's it called? And I told her. And she's like, my son listens to you guys. I said, please don't. You don't listen. All right, hey. Well, it will change your mind.
Speaker: Yeah, you don't listen to us because you're gonna not want to serve but anyways, yeah, we're gonna wrap it up We're gonna come back the three of us are gonna come back with an after show We're gonna hang out for a little bit longer So like I said blacktop mojo, we're gonna end it the only way we know how this is the official closure of the show if you guys aren't already Following and if you don't know who blacktop mojo is do yourself a favor and go Google them guys go follow them go listen to their music everywhere you can stream it and
Speaker: And let them know that we sent you. You know, if you hear this and you go check them out because we told you to, let them know we sent you. Eventually we're working on getting them on the show. Hopefully we can get them guys on the show because I think it's going to be an amazing show. They know the name of the podcast. I know for a fact. Not to mention the fact that if we ever do get them on the podcast, and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to start the music because you know we got that slow burn intro.
Speaker: But if we ever do get them on the podcast, once we schedule it, I'm gonna tell Matt and Kat to make sure they have their guitars, because I'm gonna put them on the spot, and I'm gonna make them sing on this show acoustically. Why won't I make this, but I won't request it anymore? Oh, Chris will fan girl the fuck out, I promise you. I will fan girl so much, but let me hear you right now.
Speaker: And now she lies the blood on her hands. She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red. She whispers prayers into the wind.
Speaker: She said
Speaker: Nothing has looked on and she starts to feast There was a smile on her face as she watched my soul lead It's a left to back up
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Motherfuckers got guns and ammo behind them in this goddamn quickie. Sir, this is a Speedy Mart. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good.
Speaker: No, man, like something sharp, something like, I can stab to fit myself with. I've got some sharp cheddar combos over there. It's kind of like a wrench cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. You still really appreciate how Matt does cat. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray. I finally got that one. Why you got to do my bag like that? Yeah, Beth and Pete. All right. Why you got to do cat like that, bro? That's Beth and Pete rat.
Speaker: Make sure you bring it back. And that'll be $13. I'm gonna have to have a jack chain server. We have to ask them about this fucking lighter bug spray. Yeah, why is it? Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: Whatever, man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sir, we're in a porn shortage. And who carries cash? Oh, there she is. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sir, we're in a porn shortage. And who carries cash? Oh, there she is.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: Oh my God!
Speaker: Thank you guys for hanging out. As always, we'll see you fuckers Wednesday. Hit them with the Jeffrey one more time. Jesus. Michael, where's it at? Peace. I don't want to fuck holes. We need you.
