Nonsensical Nonsense 123 Kicking names and taking ass

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Speaker: I'm going to say, shouldn't you be eating or something right now, fat ass? Shut up. Welcome everybody. We got Jeff and Tony in the house as always. Tony's the fat ass getting ready to eat hyping me up. Jeff is apparently taking a vow of silence tonight. No, I'm literally seriously behind at work, so I'm still working.

Speaker: while while doing but I'm dedicated to the show so I'm still here. I figured it was just the excuses coming this your wife's home. She's been home two days. We're going to start getting all these crazy excuses. You can't make the show. You know in all seriousness. I I'm literally so behind. It's ridiculous. I took I did take Monday off.

Speaker: because she got home and I went and picked her up at the airport and I'm paying for it now. Really? I'm developing a new system. A new system.

Speaker: Uh, to kind of keep track of everything. Cause I do have 200 clients every week to keep track of. So I'm breaking it up into making it easier. In other words, in other words, he's making somebody else do his work for him.

Speaker: No, I'm not. Delegations. I was taking somebody else to do my work for me. I would have my camera on and I'd be rocking out. Is my camera on? I know. I'm not even looking at you. No, your camera's not on. It's not on. Okay. You said you were working, so I got you covered. I got you covered. Don't worry about it.

Speaker: I just figured you were going the route of other streamers who come on live streaming apps and don't use their cameras because they feel like they're more important than what they really are. I am very important. That's the kicker. You said it. You're very important. You're the vow. Indeed you are. You're the vow, so there you go. Indeed you are.

Speaker: Who is thou, though? I don't know. That's the problem. That's what I'm trying to figure out. Who is this thou? Is thou the same as they? I have 150 dates. I got to do two miles. 150. What? Updates.

Speaker: I said what I'm doing is I'm I'm we have a master sheet was every deal that's going through and breaking news secondary one that I can work off of. So. And it takes time to set that ship. I'll tell you guys right off the bat. The starting five is being pushed to next week. Jeff, you have two lists. You still need to get in.

Speaker: Oh, really? Yeah, because apparently somebody, yeah, I got Jason's on Monday in the middle of the show. It was pretty funny. And then I got one from DJ as well. Um, okay. So, and you didn't post it on face and you didn't post it on Facebook.

Speaker: I posted it but then I was like, you know what? Screw it. I don't have time this week. I didn't have time to do much with actually I just posted Saturdays and Mondays episodes right before this because I've been running around like a chicken with my head cut off all week. Yeah, you and me both. So, well, I got home Monday. I do have a funny story.

Speaker: Uh -oh. I went to go pick my wife up. I went up, well, no, I went to pick my wife up at the airport, right? And we're, my son and I are there, my daughter's at Grandma's, so, no. So, but we're outside the arrivals gate. Now, just like, well, the airports here, you can't, if you're at the arrivals gate, you cannot go inside the building, you know, so you're outside. So we're outside in the shade, we get off the bus,

Speaker: the airport bus and there's a guy standing at the arrivals gate talking now at first I thought this dude's on his phone he's got earbuds in or something no no no he's literally just talking to anybody that's in the vicinity

Speaker: to the point where my son looked at me and I said, we're going to stay on this side in the shade because that dude's fucking crazy and he's going to piss off and I'm going to have to be the same. But he was literally yelling at the security guard and workers there. He was just sitting there having conversations about God knows what. And I think out of everybody there, my son and I were the only ones that understood him.

Speaker: He was speaking English to a bunch of people that only speak Spanish. No, he was just, he was one of those crazy people that just rambled. And he's right there, he's at like a little bus stop for the airport transport to go from one terminal to the other.

Speaker: And I saw this girl walk up and it was like slow motion crash. I was like, no, don't go over there. Too late. She sent her bag down and he starts chatting her up. After five minutes, she was like, yeah, I don't care. Leave me alone. Right. That's hilarious. Yeah, that's my story. Luke, what are you doing? What are you doing?

Speaker: I was listening to Jeff's story about how he was going to beat up the homeless crazy guy for no reason. Well, it wasn't a homeless guy because like the airport is literally, there's nothing but the airport for like 10 miles in any direction. So he was obviously a tourist because he had his bags and stuff. And eventually he went in the terminal. So I assumed he went to go get his flight.

Speaker: but he's outside chain spunkings and decided to have a conversation with anybody that asked. And waved at everybody. Oh, so the friendly tourist, you were gonna beat him up to prove what, Jeff? No. You were mad at him, why, Jeff? You were mad at him, why, Jeff? It was literally just - You were mad at him, why, Jeff? If I would have taken my phone, and I didn't take my phone, and I got pissed when I didn't realize I didn't have my phone, I would have videotaped it. You were mad at him, why, Karen?

Speaker: Jeff, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. You had a TikTok video of the week and you messed it up. What's going on, Jim? Thank you for the shout out earlier, sir. I've just actually seen that. I was busy actually on the laptop. So thank you for that. And hopefully everything goes well on your guys' side. Jim, that's a song. I like that. Appreciate it. That song. Excuse me.

Speaker: Best wishes to a velociraptor. By the way, I did see the new Dr. Strange. Yeah, Thomas and Gemma, best wishes to them. My wife, kids, and I went and saw the new Dr. Strange. And the trailer for, they had an extended trailer for Top Gun. Nice camera. And it was amazing. The new dress card looks really good.

Speaker: Yeah, it does look good. Cash is pretty excited about the new Jurassic Park. Hell I am. I made a bad one yet. Have they made a good one yet? Yeah. They're bad, but they are entertaining. I'll give it back. I didn't care for the original ones. I liked the new ones. They're all right.

Speaker: Not nothing for me to freak out and get super excited about. The cash is obsessed with everything. I'm on the same boat you are, Chris. My point is, is like the new trailer, like everybody's coming back. With the exception of like the people that died. Tim, I don't know. Apparently I didn't get the rules of Jeff's story about the crazy guy who apparently wasn't homeless. He was that crazy enough to have enough money to be a tourist and travel to Cancun.

Speaker: No, no, no, no. He was waiting on his flight to get ready to go into the airport. He just was like an annoying bug. Maybe he was just friendly and he was just trying to make conversations. No, he was lost. No, it's not like he was lost. He was like lost in his mind.

Speaker: cuz he's literally no I think you're just I think you're just in any direction nobody's around him but he's having a full on conversation I think you're just a dick in this in this situation regardless of how you try to spin it little man syndrome over here I'm gonna be angry at this guy for no reason I know generally when I'm not angry I don't want to kick people's asses

Speaker: No, I said - I always go around beating people up when I'm happy. If he started bothering me after a while, I'd like, dude, you need to go away. Which is why we stayed on the other side of the sidewalk. Again, it all comes to the fact that you had to leave your house. You don't like people, and there was a friendly guy out there talking to people, and you wanted to be an ass instantly because you already had to go out first share, and then I go outside.

Speaker: It's not your dirty laundry. We talk about it every week. We talk about it every week. It doesn't make you a bad person that you had to leave your house. It makes you a bad person because you were a dick for no reason, the strangers, because they were out there enjoying their best life. You were angry. You were angry at him for no reason. I was angry. I was angry people to talk to me.

Speaker: You can't let strangers like that around your children. You try to touch that too. I mean, the same thing. This guy's gonna like. Try to be friendly to my kids. Gotta offer him some candy. Hell no. I don't know. I'm trying to buy fucking morons. Half queers. Then you understand. Shut up. Keep going.

Speaker: he's got kids this is kind of like the same lines of you telling me that i'm jealous of you they don't make no damn sense it makes no sense you're jealous that's what it is that's what it is chris you're jealous

Speaker: Yes, Jeff, I wish I could stay in my bathroom 24 seven and never leave. And then when I leave, be mad at the world and just treat some guy who was probably in a good mood. He's been on vacation for two weeks. He's happy to, I don't know, maybe he's happy to go home. Maybe he's leaving Mexico to go on vacation somewhere else. So he's excited he's leaving Mexico.

Speaker: And he's just in a good mood. And he's trying to spread a little joy and happiness to other people. And you're sitting on the other side of the parking lot, judging him, judging him, casting judgment down upon him. This guy would have came and started bothering you. You better play this on normal.

Speaker: I wouldn't have cursed nobody. I don't make friends with people all the time. I talk to strangers all the time. They don't give a fuck away from me talking this bullshit. I ain't got time for this. I'm here for the occasion. Exactly. I make new friends every day. I like talking to people. But when I'm done talking to you, I just abruptly walk away. Yeah, well, trust me, after about three minutes, everybody walked away from this dude. That's a hit and a half right there. I was like, he was intense.

Speaker: It's not like he was standing in one place. He would cover a distance of 10 feet in a conversation that he had with the air. So he's a visionary. He's a man with a plan. Kevin said after 20 minutes, is he talking on the phone? I said, no. He's like, well, I've been looking for earbuds. He doesn't have any. It's just a weirdo. That's a hit and a half right there.

Speaker: conversation with no earbuds. Uh oh. Yeah, exactly. Just a friendly guy out here looking to make new friends. Cameron, how the hell are you? Because he had to leave his closet, the garden, but little gnome had to leave his his closet space. I love my

Speaker: I mean, you didn't have to go pick her up. She could have just got a taxi and came home. No, no, no, no, no. Mary folks don't do that. No, it's been two months, motherfucker. Trust me. If she would have told me to stay home, I'd still been there. Well, you weren't, she wasn't going to stay home because we already had this discussion and it still blows my mind that, you know, you wouldn't pay not one, but two taxi fares or two cab fares.

Speaker: It'd be different if you had like if you if you had a car or something like that and you were driving to pick her up. Well, on top of that, she didn't have any cash and the cabs and buses don't take they don't take cart.

Speaker: It's just this crazy thing. But believe it or not, a cabbie will drop you off at your house and let you run inside and grab cash and come back out and pay him. That's cute that you think that. Yeah, I know. That's so cute that you didn't think that. Maybe in Newark, Ohio. You have a cabbie maybe. People used to do it in Charleston all the damn time. Used to. In Charleston, yes. I'm sorry. I haven't lived in Charleston for three years. But when I lived there, people would do it all the time.

Speaker: No, but you gotta understand. Okay, magically, it changed in three years because Tony and Jeff said so. Because you two live in a magical fantasy world where it's a war and everybody's trying to touch and rape their kids and everybody wants to bite you all the time. I think you're the one living in a magical fantasy world. That cab driver's gonna be okay if I walk in my gate, close the gate behind me so nobody gets out or comes in that shouldn't be, and just be okay with me walking all the way to my house.

Speaker: What the fuck out of here? Yeah, exactly. They don't take you to your house? No, no, you can't go to my house. Oh, that's right. You live in one of them. One of them rich, fancy communities where only the people who live there can come and go. Nobody else is allowed in. Jealousy. Armed guards. Armed guards. Jealousy rears its ugly little head. It's not jealousy. It's funny how you guys try to justify dumb shit. That's all I'm saying. I justify the world.

Speaker: Yeah, and you live in the world is apparently a much different you live in a different world than I do. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we live in reality. And it sounds like you put yourself in that situation. If you and I are living in two different worlds. It sounds like you put yourself in that world. And I don't. My world is so much better than both your guys's worlds. Just so you know, this is a fantastic place to live. Just starting this is a fantastic place to live in.

Speaker: Just the most I'm gonna say it. People are friendly. People talk to each other. You can wave at people going down the street because, you know, apparently to you guys, if somebody waves at you, they're gonna rape your kids. And they're crazy. Once again, Chris, how many people are newer? Remind me. I don't know. I don't know. I haven't gone out and done my monthly census. I don't know, Jeff. Are you gonna tell me that Cancun is the second largest city in the world again?

Speaker: No, you told me you told me Mexico was the third largest city in the world. Shit out of you. It wasn't even one of the top 20. Remember that list you looked up includes suburbs, but Mexico doesn't have suburbs. It doesn't include suburbs. It was major metropolises.

Speaker: There are areas in Texas. Once again, I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. You can't. There's no me being wrong when I fact checked you. And Mexico City wasn't even in the top 20. As you have stated multiple times, Wikipedia is not fact checking. Yeah. It wasn't Wikipedia. I'd never go to Wikipedia. That's the last place I go to. As I've stated, multiple times. Got Disney for you later on tonight.

Speaker: No, Jeff doesn't even have a gate to his or key to his own gate. No, I have. I have what? No, the main gate is like. All the main gate's electric. I have a memory like an elephant. When did the electric fence get put or the electric gate get put in Jeffrey? Because when he installed it.

Speaker: No, I did not install it. Good God. I was against it. Cause there's been too lazy to get out of the car. I'm sorry, but if you're too lazy, get out the fucking car and unlock the goddamn gate. Fuck you. No, it was not my population. He said as of 2022. That's a lot. Yeah, that's population wise. But we weren't talking about population at the time. We were talking about size.

Speaker: Because then we were kind of, we were, no, the fuck you weren't. We were talking about, no, you weren't. We can go back and we can find it. Yes, Tim. What's the size difference between Newark and Cancun? A lot. Yeah. But you know what? That doesn't even matter because look at all the motherfuckers that crammed in New York City.

Speaker: That's what blew my mind. I knew New York had a ton of people in it, but we went down that rabbit hole. 20 years ago, 8 million people. And that's just Manhattan Island. That's a lot of money. 8 million people all living together.

Speaker: Elon Musk has $10 million. If he gives each one of them $8 million, he'll still have $2 million left over. And once again, I fact -checked that, and that is not accurate math. Tim, read the name. I'm always hungry. Yeah. That must have been really hard math for you to fact -check. I know, right? Well, if I'm correcting somebody's math, you know their math is wrong. You said it, I didn't.

Speaker: I don't know. I'll be the first. I don't know. I still I'm still more blown away by the fact that your boy had you proofread his book and we've already discussed you can't read past the second grade level. He he asked me to read the context, not the text. You should be able to read to read the context. Context. We get the context keys.

Speaker: I'm not aggravated, it just blows my mind the world you two live in where everybody's out to get you. What have you guys done that you think everybody's out to get you? It's called reality. It's not reality. Nobody's out to get either one of you. Nobody even knows who you people are. Nobody's out to get you. They don't know me. They don't know you.

Speaker: You're the fucking mayor of a defunct app. Shut up. Nobody knows you. You're the champion of the old fanship. Exactly. People like me. What can I say? Sounds like you guys are jealous that people like me and they vote for me. I'm going to live over here in my happy world. You two be worried about everybody coming to get you.

Speaker: I'm gonna send people to come and get you. I'm just gonna send people to fuck with you. You and your new happiness is so entertaining. I'm just gonna send people to come. I've never lived in this world where I thought everybody was a bad person and everybody was gonna. I've never, I've never said everybody's a bad person. You don't put words in my mouth. What I'm saying is. Says the guy who refuses to leave his bathroom. There's a difference between, there's a difference between not trusting everybody and not trusting anybody.

Speaker: You've seen in movies and TV shows where people get in there and as soon as they stop at their location, run the last three blocks so the cab driver can't catch them. Oh, movies? Because movies are reality. Yeah, if you go to certain places. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but some some movies are based on fact. Well, I haven't got to sleep in it yet, but I'm going to be sleeping in it tonight. But I did lay on it earlier.

Speaker: And it felt really good. 48 hours. What you doing? Yeah. I had to let it set up for 48 hours. So I'll get to sleep on it tonight. Okay. I think I was at work during an hour 36. No, I, uh, I ordered new, I thought I ordered new, uh, new beds for,

Speaker: matches and stuff for the girls and I, and they, well, they came in Monday and I didn't think, I didn't know they were coming Monday. So Monday I got home and had to put the girls' beds together. Cause I had to build the frames and everything. And then I just took mine out of the box and it said it had to, it had to let it fluff up for 48 hours. Okay. You got one of those, those ones that come in the small box and you open it up. Yeah. I got, I got one of the, it's a hybrid.

Speaker: memory foam with Springs or whatever. So it's like a hybrid one. I don't know. It's got a pillow top on it. I don't know. I wasn't thinking any chances. I was like, I will let that bitch have its full 48 hours and then some before I put my big ass on it. Cause I don't want to waste it. No, I don't want to spend that.

Speaker: Yeah. No, I didn't want to pay all that money for it. That'll lay on it. And then there's a fucking dead on one side from where my. If I could look at like this, tell Jody, this is your side. You get to sleep on the higher level. You get the top bunk. I get the bottom. Oh, wait, girl.

Speaker: feel it frisky, huh? No, I just rolled off the bed. I can't get something to wear. Put your side of the bed. A plan is working folks. Yes. Just as I play. We'll lay on one side of the night, another side of the morning. I love it when a plan falls together.

Speaker: But no, Tim, the mattresses, I laid on it a little bit ago after I got out of the shower. I was like, this is nice. This is real nice. Am I allowed to have something this nice? I ain't never had a mattress before. I did the same thing. Yeah, you're lucky I had to charge my laptop. Otherwise, it's a little too nice.

Speaker: something that's just a little too nice. I'm like, I don't know if I'm allowed to have this. Yeah, right. I know that's me every time I walk in my living room, and it still has that new couch smell. And I'm like, why is it? Oh, yeah, I bought myself a new couch. It's a new couch smell, man. It's nice. It's fantastic. Give it a week. I mean, yeah, it'll go away a bit. The smell will go away eventually. It's still just

Speaker: It's it's just nice to have them, you know, cuz my old section. Yeah. Yeah. Go on Amazon, Tim. That's where I got I guess where I got all mine from. They were a whole hell of a lot cheaper and the one I got was a lot a lot higher rating and

Speaker: Ratings from from customers and stuff from some of that from a couple of the ones that I was looking at It's like the big mattress stores and shit So But Damn thing on television Jesus, but now I mean I'm gonna you want to get confused watch that Doctor Strange movie then try to explain I will

Speaker: holy shit uh we did watch it in 4d though i also don't recommend that scared the hell out of you didn't it no not necessarily scared the hell of me but but my wife and kids froze their asses off because they got these big ass fans that just rock out all time and they're going

Speaker: I'm surprised nobody's bitching about I was surprised nobody's bitching about motion sickness. If you watch it in 3d because I've only seen a couple previews and they were 40. It's 40 because which means your chair moves and they will wind on you. They do everything is 40. Yeah. Yeah. 40 is badass.

Speaker: So it's, it's just a regular screening of the movie other than the fact that they're moving your chair and blowing wind on you. No, it's 3d. It's three. Yeah. But yeah, exactly. Like if you're, if you're in a car and the car gets hit by another car, your chair will move and they actually put four, they have four chairs together. So I'm going to check that out. Please give me the strength to deal with this jackass.

Speaker: So, the movie's in 3D as I was saying, Jeffrey. No, it's 4D. The actual movie itself is in 3D. I know what it's the same. It's the same fucking concept as going to Disney and getting on one of their one of their indoor rides. Right.

Speaker: Yeah, I know what that is, but I'm talking about the actual movie you put the glasses on and it's on through and it's in 3d So it looks like the movies jumping out at you and everything No, it was actual the actual cast and and Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a wizard and

Speaker: and and and uh the hot Olson sister. She's actually Scarlet Witch. They were really doing all the magic in the theater because we only get that in Mexico. You guys can't get that up there. Yeah, that's right. Jesus Christ, Joe. I'm not a hater. I'm trying to understand something and this guy is just like trying to over explain it. Yeah, he got out the house.

Speaker: I'm trying to ask him something. I don't care that you were sitting in a chair that was moving and a fan was blowing in. I'll do that at my house. I'll shake the fucking recliner and put a circular fan on me. I'm asking about the movie being in 3D.

Speaker: I'm surprised people aren't complaining about motion sickness because a few of the trailers I've seen, it seems like there's a lot of sequences where they're going like in and out of the multiverse and there's a lot of like twists and shit coming at you. So I'm also, I'm saying like considering people were losing their minds and wanted to, you know, sue the movie theaters over Cloverfield. And that was just a regular movie. I haven't heard this story. Oh, it was like when it first came out.

Speaker: They wanted to sue the theaters for getting sick. They didn't go anywhere because courts were like, shut up. And that was before America became pussified. When they throw their tantrums, people get their way now. That was before all that.

Speaker: So they're like, it's a movie. The movie is really good. If you miss two seconds of it, you have to pay 100 % attention. You missed two seconds. You are lost. Oh, I figured that as much. I did hear that, that you had to really pay attention to the movie. Yeah. Tim, I'm going to tell you, spending that kind of money on the bed, you want to have that bed, especially if you don't plan on moving no more, go ahead and do it.

Speaker: you will get your money's worth out of that bed. Nah, I would just from relaxing in a first damn place. I'm the same way, Tim. I never liked to spend money on myself. I have no problem spending money on other people, just not myself. So Tony and I were talking about that. Yeah. Why don't you start by that beard? Trim that motherfucker. Such a fucking hater. Sounds like you're jealous. Sounds like you're fucking jealous because you can't grow a beard.

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Speaker: Also cheap. I say we move to starting five to Saturday. What? I say we move to starting five to Saturday. So we'll call it on Saturday, and then we'll start a new one as well. That way everybody will be there for all of it. Or I'm just going to push it to next week. I mean, I'm just saying. I'm just holding the ball. Yeah. No, I'm just going to, because I don't foresee Jeff being very motivated to do anything. Oh, he'll be motivated to do some shit just like they started five.

Speaker: Well, as I say, he's barely motivated to do anything podcast related as it is, let alone this week. So you can't see it because my camera's off, but I'm flipping you off as we speak. I don't believe you because the camera lost. Did Lenny join us tonight? Is that what's going on? Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Speaker: Yeah, that was more of a diss on her than me comparing her to you. That's even worse cheap shot, you asshole. Wow. It's not my fault. They broke the mold when they made me. They broke something when they made you. That's for damn sure. They should have had you. They should have had both of your parents.

Speaker: after they made you and locked you up in the zoo where you belong. That's okay. When I... Well, you don't have any younger brothers or sisters, do you? Who, me? Yeah. Yeah, I have a younger brother. Oh. You've known him 25 years. How the hell you don't know that? I don't know. You actually don't know him. Because the guy has 45 brothers and sisters. You just asked if he had any... Oh, my God.

Speaker: No, I asked if he had a younger one. I thought he was the youngest. Speak for myself. I know I have a younger brother. I have four sisters and only one of them is from my parents. I have three. Two of them, two of them, my dad adopted. Yeah, but weren't you one of those?

Speaker: My son we were gonna bring up my orphanage days Those were dark times My dad's first marriage so they're half brothers and then I have two old sisters one passed away in 2016 and my younger brother I got yeah, like I said before I've got my older sister for my dad's first marriage and then I

Speaker: uh, my broster from my dad, mom, and then I got, uh, my two sisters, but Joe had already had them, but she came up from her first marriage. That's what happens, you know, when back in the day, though, Jeff's parents didn't have TV until he was like three.

Speaker: Really? There's nothing better to do other than just make babies, apparently. Hey, those are good old days for some people.

Speaker: I'm just fine with practicing making babies. I don't want to make babies. I'm good with the practicing. This is how it's done, right? We should keep practicing. You know, practice makes perfect, you know? Keep doing it.

Speaker: We're going to just practice. We're never going to actually go to the big game or anything. We're just going to practice. We're talking practice. Like one of those garage bands. That's all they do is practice. They never actually get a gig or anything like that. We're talking about practice. Just practice. Lots of practice. That always is practice, practice, practice. When we went to the movie,

Speaker: We had like an hour to kill. So we went up to the arcade, which is like, you know, like the ticket arcade that you see in dead war and stuff.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And we ran into my wife's cousin.

Speaker: And in my head, Jeff lives in a teleno. What are those things called, Jeffrey? Teleno, teleno. Teleno, teleno. You said it as well as I did. You lived out there for 21 years. Yeah, well, I don't watch them, son. Oof. I've done watched them. I ain't gonna lie, I've watched them before. I don't know what the hell's going on. As I said, we ran into my wife's cousin, and she says, you know, and she says, so you guys gonna have more kids? And I went, no, never.

Speaker: I was really crazy. I was like, good. The idea of having more kids just makes me want to go to vasectomy. I'm terrified. I can't, I'm running out of patience. I'm terrified. You know what? I did find out that I can get a vasectomy for free here.

Speaker: We've had this discussion about surgeries and whatnot in Mexico No, no, but like any hospital even even the the American one Basically what they have are Jeff made tools

Speaker: Oh, just for the record I did work out twitch studio, um Yeah, I got it to work. The music is very glitchy but um very clear picture

Speaker: You still do need OBS even though you may have it, which I'm somewhat confused, but okay. I just got to check the audio and everything when I play it and I'll be somewhat high. Now does it save your videos? I don't know. I just ran one just a minute ago. When we broadcast this, once we're done broadcasting, the video is gone. No, it's not. I'll be on Twitch too. On Twitch? Yeah, yeah, on Twitch. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, I might get snipped this year. I said when I turn 50, I'm going to go get snipped because I ain't trying to kick out no more. You and me both. I'm not even waiting to 50. I'm waiting until this year. I just ain't getting it done. Yeah. All right. When we saw a little crud running around, we'll know why. Yeah. We're going to have a child with every letter in his name. Keep it up. That was nice.

Speaker: He's going to walk around with the alphabet and complain about how many kids I have. The octodad. He's like, hey, check out my new bus. I needed to transport my 28 kids to school. But Jeff, you have 20 kids. You know there's other ways to prevent kids, right? Yeah, I've done it. Yeah. I have two, but that's not my point. Quite a few of them, actually.

Speaker: You have quite a few kids. Sounds typical. I've done quite a few things and I have kids. How many times have you gone out to get milk and never come back, Tony D? No, Tony just waits for it. When he's got his girl saying, I think I'm pregnant, he just reaches over and punches her in the stomach real quick. Not anymore.

Speaker: Why do you think in this day and age where you can only buy plastic hangers, I have managed to keep one metal hanger in my closet. It's in a glass case, it says breaking case.

Speaker: Come here. Come here by the stairs. Take these three shots of tequila. All of y 'all are social media that make jokes about that shit. Y 'all are fucked up. Because I've been seeing them, them some very fucked up memes. Oh, maybe that's what I need to do. Save your replays and switch. You need to go to says and create a dashboard and click. Okay. But to Twitch studio, I mean, the audio is messed up, but everything else is crystal. So I started.

Speaker: That's also why I live on the second floor and I keep a bottle of tequila in my house. Just in case of any accidents. Take these three shots here. Let me, let me show you how to use this metal coat hanger. Kick you in the stomach down the stairs. Let me show you this sweet trick that Adam Benatari caught me.

Speaker: I got nothing to do with it. Nope. Her body, her rights. It's all consensual, Tony. I got nothing to do with it. We've discussed the Altarrier. Altarrier. We could do it this way, or we're going to be changing diapers. You know, screaming kid till 9 in the morning.

Speaker: I'll tell you what, you ever want to convince somebody to go buy a full box of condoms, have them go spend six months worth of diapers. Six months worth of diapers. I've done it. I've bought a lot of both. Yeah, you and me both. Birth control is just as effective. Pulling out C's money.

Speaker: Well, Tony, how many kids do you have? Much like me and Jeffrey, your pullout game is weak. If you have one, your pullout game is weak. My pullout game is weak.

Speaker: That's like driving the Daytona 500. And right before you cross the finish line on Latin 499, you just stop the car and get out. I'm going to walk the rest of the way. I look dead. I look dead. I'm going to leave it alone. I'm going to go restream and stream yard. I'm all right. Shit don't make no sense. Restream goes to two. Stream yard goes to one.

Speaker: Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me

Speaker: Twitch studio's up, I'm gonna leave it alone. Most of the people following me, I have folks and a lot of them are on Twitch, so. Maybe you're just doing too much, Tony. Oh, I'm just getting warm. Wait till the mother of two platforms kick in, then it's gonna be a problem. You already have a problem. No, I don't. No, I don't. Actually, I do. My problem right now is money. Good work. Stop picking fights with ghetto bitches in the parking lot.

Speaker: I didn't pick for that. That shit. That shit had me rolling. I was like, God, I wish I could have seen that person. When she said that bullshit, I was like, let me go ahead and get inside of it. I said all this shit. I'm with him.

Speaker: down payment just for all your tax money. No, no, it's Tony. It's Tony's Facebook post today. I was like this motherfucker. I haven't even turned on my phone. Listen, listen, listen, listen, Jeff. Let me tell the Jeff. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Sounds entertaining. I got my papers. I got my papers. I ran to the other side of the car. Open the door. Oh, shit. She in a car. She.

Speaker: I said, my bad, you ready to go get my papers? She done came out the car, walked around the look and said, is it damaged? I said, no, it's just a little pain. It's gone, no dent, nothing. Right? I said, OK, here we go. She said, just give your car a go. No, I'm giving some papers. I'm actually not going anywhere. I'm going to get some papers out. Bro, whatever you're doing, just do it and go. Click! Let me tell you something.

Speaker: You made and I look in the back you got 30 day tags, okay good. It's a contour

Speaker: It's not a 30 day old car. It's a 300 year old car. Let me be honest, I can understand why she was mad, but I showed her there was no damage. Nothing was going to even look like anything even ever happened. And she was still upset.

Speaker: I had an Escalade. You rubbed your thumb on it to show it was clean. Yeah, you rubbed your finger on the car. I used the back of my finger just so I could do as slow as there'd be no fingerprints. You know what I'm saying? Exactly. And you still mad? Click. I've had an Escalade, all right? People had to hit my car. I actually looked. They'll be more scared. I'll look back down, see no damage. Y 'all good. Take care. That's when you hit her with the Macho Man Randy Savage elbow right on the hood of her car.

Speaker: Bam! She had to look on the face like that was a whole tax return just sitting right there. Maybe it was. By the bit, I know that's what I said. You know what time it is. You know what time it is. This is me. Shicks are coming back now. They're not going out. We're coming back. Everybody's out there tax season balling, man. Everybody's out there getting there. The car isn't car wash shiny. That car is detailed shiny. I know what you're feeling, OK? There is no fucking damage.

Speaker: Yeah. All right. Don't let the t -shirt fool me. Just totally look, lady, calm down. We all know in three months from now, you're going to be hiding this at your cousin's house from the repo man. Roll it around with three ribs instead of four. So tired time, don't come and just take your ribs back. I'm going to why you brought me baby. I went to the doctor's office. I checked my blood pressure. It's a little off. I said, yeah, don't worry about it. Let me tell you a story.

Speaker: I know it's off this bitch in the parking lot. She's probably still out there. All that shit that I taped in was what I was thinking and everything that I was thinking when I was thinking. That shit had me dying. That shit had me dying. I was like, damn, new Bluetooth. I heard him in the car talking. She used to stop. And she's still looking at me and she's in the car crying. Did your people cut it? $100 ,000 and a voting.

Speaker: Man. There's $1 of envelopes. See, I got to walk away when I kill that dick and my brain clicks. I tell you what you are going to come at me, and I don't fucking know you. My brain clicks. Oh, here we go. Let me do this shit. My cousin was up there hollering, boy. You saw all my people up there. They were like, dawg, you crazy? That's nice. The police that are yelling at this chick, sit your $5 ass down for him, Jake.

Speaker: And I broke it down, I said, first of all, I showed you there was no damage. Two, it wasn't that loud. Three, if you don't get your... I'm out of maturity now, shit. That shit had me dying. I was like, this motherfucker. Lose his mind in a configuration doctor's office. And my cousin said, not the gas station. Hell yeah, I can see a little ball of an earring with no back on it. I already know what you're getting at.

Speaker: You know how you got the little ball with the stupid little stud shit? Yeah. Oh, man, that's terrible. Jesus. Just because you got brand new flip -flops don't mean you fly. I meant that you couldn't be ahead. I'm tired of these motherfuckers. These are Nike. You was stupid. Exactly. I wear my shit in the shower, not the church. Yeah, right.

Speaker: I have a pair of sandals that I never wear. It's because you never leave your bathroom. That's true. No, no, no. In general, I got my bathroom twice this week. Or did you go to the movies Monday? Last night, I went to the movies last week. He's like, well, since I'm out, you want to go to the movies? I'm not coming back down again for the rest of the year. Apparently, my wife has been watching me.

Speaker: and not commenting the entire time. Nice. And she said, she said, listen, last night, she said, hey, well, let's go to the mall. I said, well, of course. She said, because if Tony and Chris tell you, you get out the fucking house.

Speaker: I'm still calling your wife Lady Hawk. I'm still calling your wife Lady Hawk. I'm Lady Hawk. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm Lady Hawk. What's going on? Is that not really? Is that really your prison? Blink twice if you're in danger.

Speaker: that's okay that's okay one of my new bosses has decided he's going to start listening to the podcast i said i said fair warning we are uncensored unhinged and uncaged so if you are easily offended do not watch it he was like fair warning we are off the clock

Speaker: blink twice if she kidnapped you and locked you in the basement

Speaker: Fair warning. My actions on the podcast do not reflect my actions at work. Some do. Some do. Some do. When I yell at people that I ding their car or not even show a mark. That's not me. That was Joni yelling at people, don't it? My sister just saw it. I was waiting on this. I know she was waiting on this. Yes.

Speaker: That means it was funny, because she will tell me I'm corny. That means it was funny. She will tell me how fast I'm corny and tell me to sit down. But if she's laughing, that means I did good shit. That shit, I see that today.

Speaker: take a little break or whatever. I don't know. Maybe I was on my way home. I don't remember when I seen it. I should have me dying. I was like this motherfucker. I just lost his day in my head. I told my damnest to be rational on top of when you pissed me off. Fuck it. Well, much like Tony getting mad at the friendly tourist or Jeff, you should have got your phone out and went off on her and recorded it. No. You can't go off with a woman in public. This is where you got violence issues.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. That's why. Although, although it's just a matter of how you go on, it might be. Imagine we say what you read. Oh, I know. Yeah. It's all about your tone.

Speaker: I wasn't going to be in the right tone.

Speaker: Come across as a smart ass asshole. Don't raise your tone. You still say what you got to say. Don't make make them look stupid. Oh, she was making me she was looking like she was highly irritated. I don't like you have nothing to worry about. The insurance company would be like, what did you call us for? Oh, yeah. insurance. What are you talking about? You know better. Gotta have liability to get a car.

Speaker: Well, you know, she canceled that. She signed the paperwork. Now, here's the bad part. Suppose it wasn't even her car. That's the look she had on her face. It might not have been. Maybe it was her man's car. Maybe he was the one out there. Maybe it was a girlfriend's car. Maybe it was her girlfriend's car. It is 2020. I'm just saying. Her significant other got their tax money back. When I got a brand new Ford Gondor, 1980.

Speaker: Right. She's sitting there screaming at Tony. This is the Fort God tour. How dare you? And I really tried. She had a hand on her hips and she looked at you like, bro, just go. What the fuck you mean, just go? Who coming out? Right. Who the hell is that? I'm talking about that. Well, sure. Let's play a game called the games win super prize. Right.

Speaker: But no, she was upset. I tried to keep my cool, but she was like, just go, just get in your car and go, what the fuck you talking to? Get in your goddamn car and leave. You a foot shorter than me. My tire is worth more than your car. I'm not worried about that. No, I didn't say that. No, no, no, no, no. Like I said, when you have me with your vehicle, you don't want nobody to spread to the dentist. I got that. No, I get that. I get it. And like I said, it was my paint on your car. Your paint didn't even move or come off.

Speaker: You mad for what again? I'm really going through all this in my head. Like, really, she really catching the attitude now that I showed it to her. And I'm trying to get my papers. I'm already in a rush. Just be glad you didn't get your ass beat by that woman out there. Good thing you did walk away. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Was there a fucking owl in here? Must be. Jesus Christ. Shit me. She would have recorded that. Shit, recording her whooping your big ass. She would have been swinging on me at one clock. They would have came looking for me. And I'd have been mad at them. I know.

Speaker: that have been a recording of you on Facebook getting beat down by a woman and slides at a bandana sock on her head and gas station jewelry. I told you go inside. Get away from my car. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker: Everybody gets the first blow. Four and five, fuck you. Take your slide off, start beating your ass with it. Oh, it really be on it. It really be on it, I'm sorry. Are we even going to slide in the other? You ain't going to beat me up, it sucks. Nah.

Speaker: You ain't going to kick my ass where it's nice. I fucking socks, but I ain't fighting in socks. Oh, they got, they got one of the, they got this, this plays over by that arcade at the mall. We went to, it's called sky zone. It's like a trampoline park. Yeah. And like, let's go there. And I was like, let's not, because dad will have a fucking heart attack because dad, 41, not 20.

Speaker: They're not nearly as, it's not nearly as bad as you think it is. Every time I go, I forget I'm 41 years old and I start jumping around like fucking idiot. And then the next day. Yeah. I want to take the kid. We got one up here. I'm going to take the kids and I'm going, well, the reason I want to go is because they've like these three little dodge ball areas. And one, one area is for the kids. One area is for like the older teenagers and adults. And then the other area.

Speaker: It's for everybody. I don't want to go in there and smoke some kids, including my own. Trust me. Trust me. It is advertised. Cause that's what I do. I wait till the boys go. They have, they have a ball in there. All you got to do is let them be, they'll be fine. Oh yeah. They love going. We went, we went to one, uh, one of the first times that, uh, the kids went down, the kids and I went down to Jodi's and we took them to one.

Speaker: They just jumped and jumped and Jody and I hung out and let them do their thing. But. So you get your ass out there and start jumping about five minutes. I plan on it. I plan on it when I take them to the. Take your fucking back brace. I'm telling you, because every time I go, my wife's like, come on, jump with this. I'm like.

Speaker: I'll plan on jumping. I spoke like a chimney. I'm going to do the American Ninja course. I'm going to do the American Ninja. Watch me do a flip. I'm tired. It's a trampoline. You ain't even doing half the work. I'm going to do the American Ninja course that they have at the one up here by me. Okay. I am.

Speaker: I'm be like gold pile on a full metal jacket. You have no, you have no idea.

Speaker: Oh my god, I got to see you both. I will lose my shit. You have no idea about the skills. You have no idea how much pain you're going to be in when you do it.

Speaker: As two people that have done obstacle courses, as part of our job, when we were 20, it was hard. Yes. We were 20 and I was 50 pounds lighter.

Speaker: I was 170 running that motherfucker. Crawling. I was 140. Going across the damn ropes. I got to see you do the ropes. I want to see you jump over that lawn. Climb that fucking cargo net. Climb that fucking cargo net. Go over the top. Watch your ass fall down. You can't go and see the 260 cars.

Speaker: Well, I will have both of you jackasses know just because you think you're special because you were in the military that I have done an obstacle course in Charleston, 70 feet in the air. And I flew through that son of a bitch at 290 and out of shape. Yeah, I did multiple times. They were a customer of mine. Okay. And they said they were going to get me over my fear of heights one way or another. And it didn't work yet. Not actually that obstacle of course did not bother me, but again, it was up there, but I ran that thing several times in the air.

Speaker: Okay. Yeah. Can you climb the wall? I climb the wall, the rope walls. Okay. And the little rope thing that you go across and it goes like this and it's supposed to hold the other rope. I've done that. You did it. I've done that. Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Speaker: Oh yeah, 290, almost 300 pounds. And you two bitches over there running your fucking cocksuckers. I was 20 years old and in the military, they're competing to do it. Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies

Speaker: The water is my happy place. You forget when I was in high school, I was like 300 pounds. No, I didn't know that. Yeah, I was like 315 in high school. But you were more athletic than you are now. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, I was much. But I mean, even now I can still swim like a fish. The water is my happy place.

Speaker: I'm like if Aquaman had a cool straight brother, that's me. I'm talking about the old school Justice League, not Jason Momoa, Aquaman, the Justice League cartoon, blonde hair. I'm not talking about Jason Momoa. This is fucking gay. Hey, if that means he's going to come over, we're going to drink beer and throw axes together, I call him gay.

Speaker: How do I get one of those matching scars on my eye? Here, let me show you. Wow. Can we go get tattoos together, Jason? Wow. Did we just become best friends? Let me see your big eyes. I'm speaking my ass, Jason. As I say, I might hurt in the morning, but you'd be surprised that, like I said, I also surprise people with how quick I am.

Speaker: That's my football. I'll give you that. I've always been quick, but if you were 315 in high school and you was quick, yeah, you should have been in the NFL. It's called busting your knee up and tearing your shoulder apart. So you don't need to do no obstacle courses now. I can still do an obstacle course if I want to. I recognize that.

Speaker: You think I just hurt myself after I left Charleston? I think you hurt yourself because you're doing something stupid so now you can't do what you used to. Yes. No, I hurt myself playing sports. Okay. I didn't know that. No, I hurt myself. You gotta bust it in and bust his shoulder. I do not recommend them out. Yeah, I can still do them. I don't sound like I'm out doing them every week, but I can do them. Of course, that's the only time you quit. Yeah. That is the only time I'm quick because you're telling in the bed.

Speaker: Ask. Ask. I mean, you didn't hear nothing from anybody. You probably heard that from them or they or sources. Or thou. I mean, I've seen the moon go down and the sun come back up, so it don't matter. I don't know what that means, but okay. Well, I mean, the sun come up. Yeah, moon go down and the sun come back up for you. I pulled on others.

Speaker: that you start like five minutes before sunrise. What's not really saying much. Does she live in Canada? I have a girlfriend. She just lives in Canada. Yeah. She loves me. I've never had a comedian.

Speaker: I have. What was that? What was that football player's name? Manti Teo or whatever. He got catfish so hard. I didn't believe that story one damn bit. I did not believe that shit. Wait, what happened? There was an online girlfriend and they roasted his ass for that shit.

Speaker: He had an online girlfriend that turned out to be real and he got drafted. Well, he was a, he was a hell of a football player. I don't even, I don't think he lost to the league, man. Is he still playing? I just don't hear anything of him. I think he got a ring, matter of fact. I think he had a ring on one of them teams. Don't forget where he's at. Yeah. But he's still there. But it came out that his girlfriend was made up. He got catpitched or some shit like that. He wore the hell out of his ass with this shit. Mm -hmm.

Speaker: They did his worst. They did Michael Sam. I'm serious. Well, they were trying to be accepting of Michael Sam. Half of that shit wasn't necessary.

Speaker: And he could play football. I hate it for him. He could play football. No, he could play his ass off, but I mean, it was, it was something that didn't need, kind of like when what's his face from the Raiders just came out this year and everybody was like, Oh, okay. And this played ball. That's what they should have done with Michael Sam. They coming out open and you know, it's going to bring them notoriety, recognition, respect and acknowledgments and all that. Okay. Cool. But what else? Yeah. Go play ball. Oh boy. At their note are in Vegas is balling out.

Speaker: Yeah, he was. Yeah, he was. He was a great player. Mike, you got drafted here. They kick your **** with a boyfriend. I want that. God damn. Y 'all doing way too damn much. Calm down.

Speaker: I'm doing way too damn much. Calm the hell down. Look at the interview. He said, I'm proud. I ain't ashamed of it. I say, ain't nobody going to fight your ass. I ain't mad at you. You damn lying back. I ain't mad at you. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I, I think had it not been, I think I was the biggest thing that the NFL had any issues with was just that it became a spectacle and it was distracting in the locker room. Not just the NFL and I agree with you. Yeah. Because, uh, what's his name? Carl Natsif.

Speaker: Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. He came out this year and everybody was like, Oh, okay. Cool. Let's go win some games. And that's all it was. I mean, he's doing community stuff and in promoting and, you know, doing stuff like that. But I mean, it was like, Oh, okay. Let's go win some games. We're trying to win a Superbowl. So, you know, and that was it, but it was, it was, you know, it was a spectacle. And Michael Sam was just as, just as guilty as making it a spectacle as anybody else involved.

Speaker: Well, they asked him about it. He lived his life. Personal life. This is your left. I mean, I just want to tell people leave that shit on the leadership where it is now because we got the point. You either are you ain't out of the way. Let's go make some money. And I mean, a lot of players leave their personal life off the field. I mean, you got players like Brady and and and and Rogers, of course, you know, they're and then dipshit out in Kansas City with his stupid ass fairy brother and fiance.

Speaker: Carl Herbs, Carl Holmes and his stupid ass fiance and brother. What'd they do? Always acting a fool and shit. I guess he told them they ain't a lot of games anymore. He told them that because of the way they act and shit. Yeah, he got a $400 million country. You haven't been a car before now. Yeah. He ain't known for 10 years. I don't blame him. He told both of them, don't come, don't come, you don't get to come to the games no more. His brother is just living off of his name.

Speaker: I get his brothers a sorry ass athlete. Look up. Look up Patrick Mahomes little brother playing basketball. He was supposed to be coming in the league at one point. He looks like a he looks like a drunk baby giraffe trying to play basketball. Not anymore.

Speaker: But let's go ahead and take a real quick break. We'll come back. I do have that part two of the Disney stuff that we were talking about. I have some news tonight as well. I got one. Actually, I got a couple of news stories, but I got one that's kind of cool. I actually kind of stumbled across that today when I was listening to the radio. Interesting little tidbit about music. Yeah. But we're going to break.

Speaker: I didn't get anything prepared for the show tonight. So I have leftovers that I had prepared from last week. So we're going to deal with it. I'm going to, I'm going to play Zaunas again, the band from British Columbia, Vancouver.

Speaker: I got one of their songs on here. So you guys go check them out on YouTube. I got their name down there at the bottom of the screen. This is Honest, like a folk cabaret, a mix of music. They're pretty cool. They look like they have fun together. Look, they have ball with their shit. Yeah, it's a husband and wife duo. And it looks like they have an absolute ball doing what they love and doing it together. So we'll be back here in just a few minutes.

Speaker: in july if i can get this to come up

Speaker: Oh, Victor, oh, Victor, oh, how she stood out to me. But how every she knew when she was a Jew. Oh, Doris, poor Doris, how could

Speaker: She loves her again, but how does she know he knew? They ran into each other's arms at evening. Not moving, it could be their last. As the truth came out,

Speaker: in the final blow was cast. They say that you did it, past your chance of forgiveness.

Speaker: As the devil had chosen them both to carry his hand. His secret sequence was always gave him a dark shadowed angel.

Speaker: Oh, say does that star -spangled banner yet wave

Speaker: Oh Doris, poor Doris, had her soul at hand, for ever to honor the mother if she had it good.

Speaker: Ooh.

Speaker: And welcome back to the show, guys. That was Zaunus. You can see it by that one. I got some shit to say about that one. Finish it. That was Zaunus. Like I said, their husband and wife do kind of a folk cabaret type music. I think what they remind me of when some of their music is gypsy music. Doh.

Speaker: Do you see how much they don't give a fuck when they're singing? I love it. Yeah, they're just having fun. And that was a hell of an ending. I was sitting here looking at a song like...

Speaker: And then she started changing them. I'm gonna give her that. She could sing now. They got a vibe. They got a vibe. I don't know why they ain't famous. They got a vibe. It ain't me, but they got a vibe. Yeah, it was called the Ghost Song. No, I like them. I've listened to - It was a cool song. You ain't lying. I've listened to both of their albums on Spotify. I really like them. Some of their music is a little satire, which if we get into more of their catalog, we'll dive into.

Speaker: Uh, like they have a song about every, it's called everything is fake and it's kind of a shot at flat earthers. But, uh, you guys can check them out on YouTube as honest Z O N N I S. Um, but yeah, they're definitely enjoying themselves. They're having fun doing their thing. Um, but welcome back to the show. This is nonsense. Cool nonsense.

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Speaker: You might see Tony in the congregation come Sunday morning. You won't see me there. I can promise you that. I can promise you that. You don't have to give money to a collection plate. What?

Speaker: Well, you think preacher man needs your money? I guess he does. Who else is going to pay for that brand new Cadillac and that brand new house he's living in? Well, that beard you're trying to get fixed. Well, maybe if you didn't have a fucked up beard. I was talking about you. I was talking about the preacher, the imaginary preacher that we were talking about that you apparently have to give your money to. So you're imagining creatures. I'm not imagining anything. If I was, you got a problem with it?

Speaker: Hell yeah, you got it. Right? You can have that job already telling Tony stop eating so damn. But I was going to go somewhere. I was going to say something. I totally forgot. Jeff got in trouble, ladies and gentlemen. He had to leave. No, she's home. So he had to leave. And Jeff got in trouble. So he had to leave.

Speaker: I told you an hour, not an hour, 15 minutes. She pulled the plug. That's for you Tim. Yeah, sound like Vince McMahon. We don't get to the damn point of the show. Don't stop talking out of the shit. Don't just do this.

Speaker: I'm the host. I'll do whatever I want. It's my show. It's my show. And I do whatever I want. I was where was I at? There it is. So we do have I might go ahead and rock these all out tonight since we're not doing the starting five bullshit.

Speaker: Um, but just a friendly reminder about the starting five, we are extending it out till next Wednesday. Give Jeff time to fix the, fix the list and I'll get them posted once he sends them back to me. And, uh, all that jazz, but for another week.

Speaker: I will remain the champion. The greatest champion of all time. Too sweet. I'm giving you guys an extra week to knock me off my pedestal. Spathetic. You jealous.

Speaker: He's jealous, hater, jealous, hater, until I get my damn championships. Get your damn championships. What's stopping it? People holding. You sure it's not just terrible list? I think that might be. You've had a couple of good ones.

Speaker: just not as good as mine. I'll make outstanding picks, be talkin'. I mean, I mean, if maybe if people knew half of your picks, they might agree with you. I gotta talk to my age group, that's what it is. That's what we gonna do, we got time. Your age group, what's that, 50 year olds with the mentality of a 13 year old girl?

Speaker: 50 year old who didn't smoke weed. They remember shit. Good luck with that. Because of my age group, it's hard to find people that didn't smoke weed when we were young. My age group, let's not find a motherfucking who remembers anything shit. I know that's right. Let's forget for motherfuckers. We really are. But no, I want to don't forget. Don't forget what you wanted to bring up, Tony. We'll hit that when we get out of this. But I wanted to I wanted to go ahead and wrap this list up of

Speaker: Oh goodness, this Disney list, strange and dark Disney facts that are the opposite of family friendly. It was a little bit longer list than I thought it was last week. So we, we did half of it and we're gonna go ahead and wrap it up this week, starting with, where am I at? Starting with, um,

Speaker: Horner von Braun and Hans Scharf were Nazis Like real -deal Nazis right and Walt Disney hired them Why Disney consulted von Braun for projects about space travel while Scharf installed murals murals at Epcot von Braun designed the v2 rocket for the Nazis and Scharf was a

Speaker: Loved waffle interrogator before he became an artist. You hired torturers. You know, the scientific mind, but the design you want to make for a roller coaster makes sense. You can almost neglect their background because something tell me they was on the run.

Speaker: Well, um, you know, not all Nazis were on the run for war crimes. I mean, I'm not sticking up for them, but I mean, that's just the truth. Not all of them were on the run from war crimes. There were some, and you know, you have your most notable ones, you know, obviously, you know, Hitler and there's, yeah. Um, but, um, okay, that was good shit, but, uh, now we could talk some shit. Let's go. But regardless of the fact, you were still a Nazi.

Speaker: They were Nazis, some were Nazis by force. Let's just church it. Some were Nazis by force. Others were by choice. Others got in and saw some shit in one of the leaves.

Speaker: So according, according, and this is stories from some prisoners, um, at Auschwitz or, uh, and whatnot, that not all Nazis were bad, like to them or did not mistreat them. And actually some were humane. Yes. Yeah. And some, you know, some, you know, there were even some is that some that helped others escape and stuff. They have some. Yeah. I mean,

Speaker: So, I mean, that's a lot. Wait till you dig into the story. Get deep into that neo -Nazi story. Well, the neo -Nazis and what neo -Nazis and like Aryan brotherhood? Because I was going to say, isn't the neo -Nazis? Origins. There's some origins on the Nazi movement that weren't necessarily hate against a specific race. Oh, yeah, no. There was a hate against the system.

Speaker: Very controversial. It's going to irritate some folks. I'm going to wait. Some people have more facts than me. Just some underlying shit with that. Just some underlying shit going on in Ukraine, too. Oh, yeah. Oh, there's always underlying shit. Yeah. We're not privy to the truth. We're barely privy to the partial truth. We're privy to the information they give us in that shit. Yeah.

Speaker: But moving on, we kind of talked about this every time we've brought up the Disney stuff. But Disney has basically rewritten the US copyright law, and Mickey will never go public domain.

Speaker: No. They've spent millions lobbying for copyright bills. Ironically, nearly all of Disney's most iconic films from Snow White to Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast, are based on public domain works. And he's got exclusive copyright patents, all in that mess. That is straight Disney money. Well, you take notes to be a billionaire. Well, a lot of things with like - They got the best billionaires.

Speaker: that's what most people are doing. Mm hmm. Well, a lot of things with with with the whole Mickey Mouse thing. It's a lot like how they you know, created fake companies to buy land and stuff and there's there's like a lot of ins and outs shady **** that they're able to to keep that the copyrights and everything like that from and you pay the sign and you move the **** on. Mm hmm. Exactly what they're doing.

Speaker: We talked about, we kind of talked about this a little bit when we were first touching on the Disney thing, but there's only been one cast member that has died at Disneyland. But it was a pretty messy one. Anybody who knows anything about Disney, I'm sure you've heard the story of Debbie Stone who was working in America Sings at Disney in 74 and was accidentally crushed between two moving walls of a rotating stage.

Speaker: um disney then closed the stage for a year and installed automatic sensors to uh keep that from happening again so if you're crushing their measures after the death something tell me they also compensated the family oh i'm sure they did i mean it's the same thing with the little kid that got yanked out to the water with it by the alligator even the the person that died on the um

Speaker: the Matterhorn or the people that died on the Matterhorn ride that we talked about last week. And that was lazy maintenance workers. They knew there was a faulty fault in the system and they just ignored it. Nobody's done this. Yeah, there's one. You just said he just read one. He just read one and I bet you she was the only one. Keep going. People have died on Disney. But there's no record of it.

Speaker: But they don't pronounce their death until they get out of the park. Because that is one of their rules there, Disney. Nobody dies in the park. I think they're in trouble. Basically, you can read them in the law that just changed for them. I think Disney's in trouble. I don't think Disney's in too much trouble. Disney's just going to keep doing their thing. And we've got to touch on this as well about the Haunted Mansion.

Speaker: guests keep dumping the cremains of their dead relatives, dead loved ones. Yeah, we spoke on that, right? Yeah. Happens at least once a month. It's a small world. After all, is another popular dumping site. Employees have even have a code for it. It's a HEPA cleanup, which means they're about to go vacuum someone's ashes. That's fucked up. Mm hmm. Know what a HEPA bag is too. That's fun. Yeah. That's fucked up.

Speaker: In, uh, in, uh, 2017, uh, Disney employees sued Disney for a hundred million dollars. Of course, Disney settled. The employees claimed Disney and other big animation studios, uh, co uh, colluded using an anti -poaching agreements. The studios allegedly agreed not to steal animators from one another, letting bosses, uh, conspire to keep wages low. So we've talked about that as well.

Speaker: Yeah, there you go. A lot of work, a lot of hours, not enough money. A single day's admission, this just blows my mind. A single day's admission to Disney's Magic Kingdom during peak attendance, weekends, and holidays will cost a family of two, two adults and two children, a minimum.

Speaker: of $500 as a win. No, no flight. No hotel. Yeah. Just to get parking. No food. Just part of a person is when we went, we went $600 a person with the magic kingdom back in 20. Well, we, we went to what is Disney world down in Florida.

Speaker: We went, I don't know, about seven years ago. Uh, yeah, about seven years ago, we took the girls in cash. And when we went, we had got all of our tickets and all like all our mission and everything prior to, but that weekend that we were up there or that week that we were up there, they literally jumped their prices over a hundred dollars a ticket. Seven years ago. Yeah.

Speaker: I know when me and the wife took the kids to Universal Studios, all five of us. Well, Universal Studios is gonna be - It's a different part, but I'm just comparing the prices, and Universal Studios is fucking huge. Is Universal owned by Disney?

Speaker: I'm not sure, but it's fucking huge. Oh, it's a massive work. I want to get a spoon shit. Yeah. That's disappointing. And I don't care what anybody says. Harry Potter is a shit. I want to go because that's where all the superheroes and shit are. And the Transformers and Universal is awesome. Because I didn't know I was shocked. It's 15 minutes to get to the park from the parking lot after the show. Right. And it's a million motherfuckers at least down there, bro.

Speaker: Yeah. We spent 600 to get in, but that was for both parks in one day. And that was five of us. And Jason was maybe two years, a year or two old. But that was a great time. Tran, Naya had a ball. And it was so, man, yeah. I want it to be over $100. I don't. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. I was just saying, when we went down there, they made the announcement that we, that, that they had raised their tickets over a hundred dollars, but we'd already had everything bought. But I think between the resort and then you, you, you kind of play in your, you know, I think, I think we spent for a week in Disney, we spent about $2 ,500. That's it. It was just say between 25 and three grand. I think you and all the kids. Well, yeah, me and my ex -wife and the kids.

Speaker: That's good. But we stayed at one of the resorts. Mm hmm. And then... You had to put down your thing, didn't you? No, no, no, no. We stayed at the... No, we stayed at one of the actual Disney resorts. We stayed at... It might have been more than that. Hell, I don't know. I wasn't paying... I paid for everything, but I wasn't handling the financial stuff at that time. So I didn't know. I just know what I was told. I think it was like... The numbers you told me, y 'all should have spent at least three grand. Tim, what you need in the run back again? How much everything costs?

Speaker: How much was getting parked? Two people at the gate. The last thing you read or the last thing you read two people at the gate. Oh, it's $500 plan on spending a minimum of $500. That's for two adults and two children. That's no flight, no hotel, no parking, no souvenirs, no food. That's just park admission. Just park admission. He's right. And he used to have military discounts. So I got him for free one year. Yeah. And I could bring a couple of dependents with me.

Speaker: And mind you, that's $100 a head, and there's at least a million motherfuckers in there. That's a lot of people. I guarantee you there's a million motherfuckers in there motherfucker every day. A lot of motherfuckers over there, that's for damn sure. I went for Christmas one year in 2006. We left our damn hotel at 11 o 'clock. We tried to go to Magic Kingdom, maxed out. I said, what? They said, maxed out. We were in the Epcot, maxed out.

Speaker: The only place that was up was Animal Kingdom. I never even heard of the motherfucker.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Was that? Animal Kingdom is no joke. Animal Kingdom is no joke. You will not be talking about the Busch Gardens or whatever. No, no. Busch Gardens is in Tampa. Animal Kingdom is in Orlando. Oh, OK. When you take a ride through the safari, you know how you got your four wheelers? You know how fuckers got the shuttles. It's like a shuttle bus, but it's open like an open dune buggy version. Oh, yeah. And you're riding up and down and around and man. Animal Kingdom, ladies and gentlemen, put it on your list. You're welcome.

Speaker: If you got time, take your ass down and spend the week. Because Christmas time, people go down there for a week. They go for the week of Christmas. Christmas was on a Thursday one year. Everybody was already filling all the hotels on a Sunday. We were leaving. It's not a joke in Orlando, y 'all. If you can't afford Disney, and you don't want to deal with Disney nonsense and the people, and you're down in Florida, go to Legoland. It is actually, surprisingly, Legoland is over. Super fun. Disney Marketplace, isn't it?

Speaker: I don't know what it is. It's like funny. Yeah. You get first respond to discount. I get military discount. Yeah. Yeah. Maximize this. Let me tell you something, bro. When you get that maximize that shit because you won't need it. You're going to need it. I'll be here all day talking about my trips to Orlando. Go ahead.

Speaker: Legoland, Legoland is fun. It's not a super big park, but it's a fun ass park. The kids loved it. We loved it. It was fun for the adult. The kids loved it too, but it was fun for the adults as well. We grew up with Legos too. We want to push it together. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was fun.

Speaker: and it helps. And the great thing about it is it's you know it's it's a big park but you can basically get through it in a day and then your second day in the park you you go back to what you missed within the things that you liked and you had fun at you go do again you know but uh this is kind of in a little story form or a meme form whatever you want to

Speaker: You're in the lead car on Disney's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad when it derails. Worse, one of your fellow passengers is killed. Even worse, you spend between 20 minutes and an hour stuck with the dead man while paramedics probably injured out of the wreck. The good news just didn't really happen to you. The bad news just really happened to somebody else in 2003.

Speaker: Oh, three. Wow. It's a second death. Wow. Fourth death in Disney. Wow. On this list. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. The whole damn, the whole damn track derailed. I got nothing. I got nothing. I got nothing. Uh, you know, it wasn't until 2015 that Disney started installing metal detectors at all of its theme parks.

Speaker: That's not true. It wasn't until 2015 Disney started installing metal detectors at all of its theme parks a week after a man tried to enter Disney World with a handgun and long after several other incidents involving firearms, including two hostage situations and a suicide. That's five if we're keeping count. Sea World had him.

Speaker: Yeah, I did remember SeaWorld had him. I remember going there as a kid. Three, 10. SeaWorld had him, I believe. I want to say Universal had him, but I don't remember. But, I mean, you don't think anybody gonna come down there to start that crazy thing. I don't want to have body recovery. That must have been hell. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, it was the train. You got a gun down there, you know, good and damn well, that place is more full of kids than adults.

Speaker: You gotta be an ass. Well, some, I mean, some people are just an ass. Yeah. Uh, I was gonna say, I think I remember growing up, I think Cedar Point had him, had metal detectors. I think Kings Island had him. I know the sea world up here had him. I do remember that. Hell, even if I even go into the Renaissance festival, yeah, make fun of me, I'm a nerd. I like to go to the Renaissance festival, deal with them. No, I heard, I heard good things about Renaissance festivals. Dude, it's so much fun, man. I didn't even go until - They got one in Atlanta, people go a lot.

Speaker: The first one I went to was like, what, three years ago? Almost four years ago. And I had an absolute ball. I'm actually gonna try to go this year. A couple weekends or whatever, but they're fun. But even there, you gotta go through a metal detector. Now granted, they hide them behind the, they're hidden with the props and decorations because they don't wanna lose that.

Speaker: that they're also in by medieval that maybe wouldn't be in by the tourist styles when you walk through them. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you look like, you know, they don't hide them because they're, they're trying to hide them from people. They put decorations and props around them because they don't want to lose that mystique of the medieval times or whatever or whatever. So, but they're there.

Speaker: And anybody who dresses up in character and, you know, they even like wooden swords or foam swords or whatever like that, they, they tie them, they tie them to any weapons you have. Um, they like time to their, their sheets or whatever. Yeah. So you got to do some shit like that. You got to be an ass. I'm one of the players that probably bush your side, your head for fucking a mantra, but all the money has been getting down there. Right.

Speaker: uh we touched on the Disney being the sexist sexist sexist they are sexist we did touch on that second largest explosive buyers in the in the world we spoke on that yeah military was number one yeah military was number one uh but check this out you know we kind of just briefly touched on Disney being an informant for the FBI yes he accused several of his own animators of being communist

Speaker: because they organized a strike asking for better working conditions. This was during a better working conditions. Yeah, this was during one of the serious accusations. This was one serious accusations during the 50s red scare. So during the 50s, instead of paying his people and everything like that, he accused them of being communist, which was like a serious thing. Oh, he was fucking around trying to keep his money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was when they were

Speaker: uh, employees that organized the strike asking for better working conditions and stuff. He accused them. He snitched on them to the FBI and said they were communist, which back then that was, I mean, that was, I'm saying you were terrible. Yes. Yup. Uh, why is it on here twice? The anti poaching thing was on here again. And then the copyright thing is on here again. What the hell?

Speaker: Disney built a resort in the Bahamas. After wasting $30 million and then causing an incredible amount of environmental damage, Disney had to completely abandon a fully built resort in the Bahamas. They didn't fully map out the logistics of the ferry and the tourists to and from their cruise ships. And instead of salvaging what they could and relocating, they left it all in one place to rot.

Speaker: These motherfuckers just dropped $30 million and didn't even bat an eye at it. But they made that a day. We just went through how much they charge a person. No, I'm just saying. But, you know. Disney Resort in the Bahamas. Hold on, let me Google this motherfucker. But that's the crazy thing. So they did this in the Bahamas. They said they caused environmental damage and this, that and the other thing. Didn't even bat an eye and just walk away from it and let it rot. No, no. Didn't get in any trouble. I'm sure they caught grief by the by the locals and stuff like that, but didn't even give a rat's ass.

Speaker: What was the name of the resort? You got it? It doesn't say the name of the resort. It just says - They got damn Atlantis on that list. How did I know? You got a Disney resort in the Bahamas. Atlantis. There's a couple of them. They didn't say which one was Disney though. That's wild.

Speaker: Yeah, just abandoned a $30 million resort and elected to rock. I'm thinking it was Atlantis. That's one of the bigger things down that place is humongous. But we all know who the Beatles are. Yes. Fucking Disney ended the Beatles. How? Well, they didn't end them. But the Beatles officially ended on Disney property.

Speaker: in 1974 on vacation at Disney's Polynesian Village Resort, John Lennon signed the contract that dissolved the group. Now, I'm not a Beatles junkie, but I think that struck a nerve with a bunch of the fans. I am. Yeah, I'm not a junkie. I do like the Beatles. I like their music. Um but I'm not I wouldn't say like I'm like uh what the **** is you doing? Uh I'm not like this is on the other shoulder. What the hell are you

Speaker: I was looking for the ghost. I thought it moved or something. He's right there. He's still hanging out. He's still open there. Yeah. On the shoulder. Shaggy doo ass. Shaggy. Good lord.

Speaker: No, I just look out the window in this car. They like started to do a U turn. And then they got halfway through their U turn and just did a complete 36 just in a complete circle in the middle of the road. And decided to keep going the way they were going. I don't know. Can't do any of that right outside. Yes. I believe it Tim. I heard about the thing behind Paul McCartney.

Speaker: Oh yeah, you know they do. But yeah, like I said, I'm not like a, oh my God, it's the Beatles, but I do enjoy their music. It's fun music to listen to and they hella talented. This is kind of the same thing, like how I feel about Prince. I'm not the biggest Prince fan, but I can appreciate his talent. There's not many Prince songs that I like. Oh, that playboy man, she got some. That motherfucker got some stories.

Speaker: I'd be that shit that get me in trouble. Start digging up dirt on the Playboy mansion. My man's name is down there. I think it's Michael. Not Michael King. What's the other guy? He would dig the documentary when I was watching it. That dude said, if you go down that grotto, you don't get in that water. You'll get pretty in that water. Right? Exactly. Disney once planned to sell a Ratatouille themed wine. It didn't end well. Why not?

Speaker: Uh, the plans were canceled in the last minute over criticisms that the cute cartoon wine ads would attract people below the legal drinking age, violating advertising standards. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. My parents will let them take a swig. Cause their rec cooked the hell out of dinner. That rec cooked the hell out of dinner. That motherfucker won't go to school like this.

Speaker: He's one of that little, I said look at this son of a bitch here. Look at the little guy go. Walt Disney himself helped design Mickey Mouse gas mask for children. Okay.

Speaker: Obviously you had the red scare and you nuclear fall out and this, that and the other thing. Yeah. Yeah. Though few of them remain, you can still find several on display in various museums in the United States. It's kind of creepy looking to see if you guys can get a... Yeah, we're going to go into the next story.

Speaker: Uh, we kind of touched on this one as a little bit as well. Uh, Disney made military training videos and war propaganda during World War II. Animators use their signature silly gags and cutesy art style to make things like Disney's instructional video for firing anti -tank rifles, uh, starkly at odds with the modern company's child friendly image. So as we talked about before where.

Speaker: Even though Walt Disney himself was against violence and anti -war and stuff, he made several cartoons and stuff back in the day, basically supporting war and whatnot. And they have - There was a big push for members of the military, for people to join the military.

Speaker: There still is. The alcohol scope. Yeah, I heard about that. Beauty and the Beast restaurant that just opened. Yeah, they got a little bit of alcohol in there. Go to Epcot. You can get drunk as hell around the world. Do not eat. Do not drink the Japanese beer slushies though. They're gross. Japanese beer slushies. Apparently in Japan, beer slushies are a thing. They're gross. But go to Germany and get fucking hammered like I did. Strongly recommended. Let me list your drink whenever.

Speaker: Boy, I went to Germany and Epcot. No, I didn't go to Germany in the country. I'm talking about Epcot. I went to that Germany area. Boy, they got tasty beers and they don't stop pouring. I was standing in line to get another one. I had about half a... because you get these big fancy beer mugs. I had about half a mug and it's just...

Speaker: girl come around in one of those like Oktoberfest dresses, you know what I'm talking about, or Lederhosen, whatever the hell it's called. She said, you need more beer? She had a German accent. I said, yeah. She's like, okay, fill my glass up. I was like, where do I pay? She said, nope, you're good. I'm like, bye.

Speaker: Walk by here again, please. Bye. Or somebody changes their fucking mind. Because these aren't cheap beers. No, German beers, not cheap, but you over there too. They drink beer like there's water over that motherfucker. But it's good beer. They make it good though. I fell in love with German beer when I came, when I went to Epcot. I came home and was looking for it. I found it. You go to Busch Gardens in Virginia. We had a total wine and more. It's in the air in that motherfucker. Hey, let's go.

Speaker: I don't need to. Well, and that's the thing. It is really expensive. So when I buy it, I'll buy like a six pack because it's six packs, like $15. That isn't my normal drinking on all night long beer. That's one or two. And I'm good. I'm going to go back to Budweiser, which is technically owned by the Germans now. Oh man.

Speaker: But not only did Walt Disney, not only did Disney, wait a minute, what is this? They're still talking about that. We already talked about that where he blamed, where he said his staff were communist.

Speaker: He also offered the FBI their own pavilion in Epcot and an episode of the Mickey Mouse Club to promote their message to children. Yeah. Wow. Talking about the whole world as an audience. So you want to put out as much safety as an organization. Let everybody know who's who and at the protection is. Yeah. Mm hmm. Yeah. And last but not least on this here list, a Disney contractor was caught paying workers $1 .20 an hour.

Speaker: Where you was this? Uh, Disney had, it doesn't say the year, but it said, um, it says Disney had to pay back $903 ,000 in back wages. The company made plastic wands and tears for Disney stores. Oh, so this was like, uh, like a sweatshop thing. Uh,

Speaker: An investigation also found minors as young as seven employed at the company. The location of this sweatshop, where would you think this sweatshop was? Underground. Okay, but like state, country. Florida. That'd be Norman, Florida. It's actually Laguna Hills, California. For Disney, Disneyland. Disneyland.

Speaker: Yeah, just as a Disney contractor, doesn't say. I mean, this could have been stuff that was sent to all Disney. It could have been. But, because if you really want to see a horror story. Look at the places that make these. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, shit. I mean, well, hell, you got Disney, or Disney, Nike sweatshops and

Speaker: All that, I mean, that's been known for years, but that ain't nobody stopped Nike yet. Mm -hmm. Real sports with Brian Gumble did a story on kids making soccer balls. Kids stitching by hand. I mean, fuck. Let's be real, all right? You know what I'm saying? People will do anything to make their money, but godly. Yeah. I don't throw away my mask if that's why that's still in Washington.

Speaker: I know that's right. Break time. Oh, yeah. No, I was letting. Yeah, that was the last one. Now, Saturday, I got to figure out which one I'm going to do next. We got some of them are starting to starting to intermingle. So I either need to. Oh, God, what did I do?

Speaker: All right. What did I do? There we go. Yeah, some of them are starting to intermingle. So I'm gonna, oh yeah, I forgot about that one.

Speaker: So I'm gonna kind of bounce back and forth Saturday, probably wrap up the Disney thing, unless I find something else. More on Disney, because like I said, you put it in Dark Side of Disney, Disney horror stories, it's just like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And I know I'm on a list now, so don't worry. There's a haunted house on there. I know I saw that story. There's a haunted house on that land. Yeah, the Haunted Mansion. No, there's another one. There's another one. It's a real motherfucker. I'll make that story.

Speaker: I was waiting that one to pop up. So I'll look around some more this week, see what else I can find, see if I can find some different stuff. But there's a few different stories still that I can bounce around from some of the articles that I've pulled up. But we'll continue that Saturday. Seems to everybody seems to be having fun with it. I know a few people have messaged me out. I believe in looking out for it. I like that. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, a few people have reached out to me. They may not watch us live, but they listen to the replays and stuff like that. Yes. And they're like, what are you going to do when you finish up Disney? And I'm like, I don't know. What should I do now? Well, I got an idea. I'm going to do mine, yep. But I got to dig as deep as you did. I'd have found a couple of stories. I don't even know if it'll last an hour. I tried to do a broadcast on the last year, but there wasn't enough information. Oh, it don't hurt. Yeah. Yeah, you don't have to. You don't have to.

Speaker: I'm gonna just give people the synopsis and let them look it up and see what they put in the chat. That's what I plan on doing. Yeah, no, you don't take a full hour or anything like that. Yeah, I'm trying to do about five or 10 apiece. We'll be right back in just a minute. I was actually thinking about putting a poll or something up on Facebook and letting people vote and see where we are.

Speaker: where we dive into next, after I try to do this and after you do. I got a story for Jeff already. Nice. I do. I'm going to be right back. Nope. We'll be right back. We're going to take a real quick break. How you doing, Sadie? Got a little blacktop moojo for you.

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Speaker: Rolling into hour three and I do got some news stories for you. We're gonna watch Tony's G -line grow on his head, I think.

Speaker: I've seen confusion in the isolation without hope I've seen rain pull it off the lightning strike me then please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna lie off the sky but it's been so dark here lately you might as well just take me nobody's gonna wonder

Speaker: I've seen the fire in the hills I've seen with fear and anger me Oh, let the rain come Only after lightning strikes me And please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna light up the sky But if they are so dark here lately You might as well just take me Nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna

Speaker: Life is striking, please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna light up the sky Please say I'm so cocky lately, you're mine Well just take me, nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna wonder why

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Speaker: I'm not going to beat the man while he's with his wife. Have fun, bro. He's with his wife. I'll see you Saturday. Take care of him. His wife. She pulled the plug, closed the cage door. He's with his wife. Or formed his ass out. It has been two months. Get over here. He's with his wife. She got the chocolate out and started beating his ass out. Sorry. Where is his little ass out?

Speaker: I told you an hour. Speaking of Spanish, he knows he's in trouble. I know that's right. Tony, you were getting ready to say something. Do you remember what that was before I went into my Disney rants? No, I forgot. OK. I damn sure forgot.

Speaker: I didn't tell you not to forget. What is this? I was going to ask Jeff. Jeff, when you see this, there have been articles up here. They're racing a lot of the cars. It was an accurate NSX, Porsche 911, and something else. And they said the Porsche smoked them. I asked you about the accurate NSX before because I liked that car. The damn thing was a beast. But apparently it can't hang with Porsche, even though everything about it was perfect. They also did another race with, I think it was a Charger.

Speaker: Cadillac something. I was looking at all this stuff from Microsoft. I know he's a car junkie. For those of you, the topic I was going to bring up after he finished the Disney stories, I was going to bring up who and a lot of these man -made lakes and a hidden history underneath them. Oh, yeah. GA throne was good, and nobody hears of Mrs. Jackie. I was wondering. I didn't want to interrupt you. I was going to say, who's the Mrs. here? I don't know.

Speaker: The missus already left for the evening sorry For the man me If you really want to be nervous, I'm gonna warm you up real slow Lake Mead is Drying up and they are finding shit There's been a lot of

Speaker: uh lakes rivers not necessarily drying up but the levels are going down dry and they are finding some crazy ass shit in these in these bodies of water it's wild oh yeah that's what i'm saying crazy ass shit you really want to get scared wait till lake michigan dries up

Speaker: I wanted to say was um Anybody that has ever been to the state of Georgia Or if you ever if you know anything about state of Georgia, you know about Lake Mead Not like me Lake Lanier Lake Lanier used to be a city called Oscarville, Georgia When you get a chance, I looked that up. I'm going to try to do a few stories on that the information

Speaker: is varied from what I did a search a few months ago. The history and the story is true. And there are at least 110 man -made lakes that have that same story. The team goes on the United States, what has gone on the United States, and the problem that I have, what's up Debbie, is all the stories. And I see a coincidence that I do not like. I can always talk about Black Wall Street.

Speaker: It's not Tulsa, it's right outside of Tulsa, Oklahoma. I forgot the name of the damn city. But look at the story of Black Wall Street and the history behind it. It's a mess. Some of the stuff that's going on in the United States is a mess. If you ever want to see some real craziness, real sports with Brian Gumbler watched the show a lot on HBO. They did a story on Qatar, how them buildings were built, who they had to build them and what they did to those people.

Speaker: If you don't believe me, watch the clip. I just gave you the source, real source, real sports and Brian Gumble. And just type in city guitar. Watch that story when it comes up. They were kidnapping people from other countries, bringing them to the country, surgically alter them. So they looked like they were natural residents and they were working the fuck out of them. Literally all in beautiful ass buildings. Yeah. Well, if you want to see something really scary,

Speaker: You go up to Minnesota, Minnesota, Crystal Lake. And there's a statue of Jason Voorhees at the bottom of the lake. Unbelievable. Look it up. Let me tell you something, son. I know you over there in Australia. I know I fuck with you over now. Don't try me, son. We forcibly brought to the United States. From where? Where are you originally from, Tony? He's an idiot.

Speaker: What the fuck is Dr. Oz? You Clone Wars character. Shit. Fucking cross the country. No, can't nobody find you. Don't come up on camera. Troll ass motherfucker. Am I looking forward to Dr. Oz being in your Congress? I don't fucking know. I'm not. What the fuck is Dr. Oz? Dr. Oz is the guy that had a TV show. Oh. In daytime? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's about to win. Nice. I just wanted to set off with that as a few generations back. You're not that far away, son. It's only one globe.

Speaker: I know people that'll get to you. I know people that'll get to you. Well, Tony. Took your time. Speaking of stupid people. Oh boy. Since, uh, Throno is in here or whatever the hell is his name. What the hell is your name? General Admiral Fawn. It's a Star Wars character. I think you got it from Clone Wars. And I went to find him one day. Yeah.

Speaker: He's probably in his mom's basement. No, he's a father. He's a father. This building comes up. People know I'm a periscope. What would that do? Who are you, Jim? Listen to this. Listen to this. OK, listen.

Speaker: I'm going to tell you a couple of stories. You ready for this Tony? We're going to watch Tony's G line girl here and I didn't even do this. I didn't make this stuff up. This is real stuff. Ladies and gentlemen,

Speaker: a British influencer who insist their Korean believes you are allowed to choose your race. British influencer Ollie London has ruffled a few feathers during a recent, or during a discussion with a black woman after telling her that they

Speaker: one of them people i don't know what this thing is uh i'll show you a picture it's that white casper looking thing i don't know what that is i don't know if that's male female unicorn i don't know what the fuck this thing is but they identify as they uh but they identify as korean the pair sit down to check for channel four's would you rather series on youtube

Speaker: Uh, to discuss trans racialism. Next. Which is what London identifies as. Trans, transracialism is the belief that you can identify as a different race to the one you are born into. Next.

Speaker: The debate kicked off when the non -binary influencer explained their race to her. And the black lady was like, the fuck? No. I used to live in, they said, I used to live in Korea for one year. I love the history and the culture and the people. They said, I put myself through a lot of pain. I've had a lot of surgery procedures to have more of a Korean look. What's up, Eleanor?

Speaker: How you doing? Hey stranger, how you been? I spent a lot of time learning the language, learning how to cook Korean foods. London went on to explain the backlash they faced after coming out as transracial. Tony? No, next. Tony? Next. I just want you to know that I am a trans dinosaur and I identify as a T -Rex. And from here on out, I will be doing the show as a T -Rex.

Speaker: starting Saturday night. Your arms are so long. Well, I'll have plastic surgery to have my arms shortened. You'll be a full blown idiot. Oh, the news is so fun. No throng. Transracial. That's what I got your mom for.

Speaker: My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,

Speaker: about his mom coming in here dropping all dumb shit. I've got his mom all day. I'm hanging out through air time. Seems to be a few. Yeah, I used to do that to appreciate it. What is paying? What is going on in your opinion room? All the members will get the alert. I used to put a pink arrow to do the broadcast, you know, coming. That's the hash folk shit. Um, no, for all. No, he had, he had a legitimate illness, didn't he? No.

Speaker: I always thought that the whole him bleaching his skin thing was false, that he actually had a legitimate skin thing. Shit, I had another, I had another. Oh, I lost it. Well, Tony, if you don't like the trans -racials. Transphobic. Trans -intelligent.

Speaker: Does that mean you identify as a dumbass? No. Or do you identify as an intelligent person, even though you're not? As somebody who can't fall for that shit next. Well, how about a morning joke for you? How about some little extra in your coffee, if you will, sir? Do you enjoy a nice cup of joe?

Speaker: Every once in a while in the morning, I say you jump, I drink coffee, not Joe. So they call it talking to you. I'm not going to say anything. I drink has a male's name. Keep going. A cup of Joe is a long time standing reference to coffee. I've never called the Joe. I've never called soda pop. I call it coffee. You call pop coffee.

Speaker: I see from New York and then he moved to the South. So I mean, that's the norm from New York city. Now upstate upstate says pop the city. We say soda and everybody I've ever met from New York, whether it's upstate or downstate or islands or whatever. I'll say soda. I say fucking pop because that's what it is. She was made Western motherfuckers and Joe can be a male or female name. Hey, mom and Joe.

Speaker: Well, Tony, for your cup of coffee, how would you like a little extra something in it? Swish Swiss fine cocaine stashed amid coffee bean bags. A little extra something something for your morning.

Speaker: Geneva, Swiss police say an investigation is underway after workers at a Nespresso warehouse in western Switzerland found 500 kilograms over 1100 pounds of cocaine with a street value of $50 million as they unloaded coffee beans that had arrived by train. Regional police from Freiburg said Thursday that they were alerted Monday

Speaker: by the company to the discovery at the facility in the town of Romont. And immediately set up a broad security perimeter around a large deployment of officers, customs, and border control agents were called in. Early indications were that the shipment turned up in five containers and had arrived from Columbia. Close enough. Nicaragua. Costa Rica. El Salvador.

Speaker: Brazil. Brazil? Yeah. Too far north. I got three words for you. You ready for this? Yeah. Lovely. Hills. Cop. Right? Nice. I don't know you crazy. I don't know about that. We already knew about that. I've been telling you about that forever.

Speaker: That was crazy. That's why I put it. I've been looking for that code for weeks. You, you put the wrong zip code on, on your shipping label, apparently. But, uh, the cocaine seized has an 80 % degree of purity. Yes, sir. That's some good shit right there, boy. Johnny Depp and Kiwi Herman. Yeah, right.

Speaker: Uh, and as a market value estimated at more than 50 million frunks. Frogs. I don't know what that is in American. I don't know what that is either. Uh, yeah, sir. Is it a amount of cocaine? Watch a movie called collateral damage or on the Swiss and they go, Holy shit. Yeah. That's a crazy movie. Yeah.

Speaker: the uh the police say that uh they believe that the shipment was uh destined for the European market. Yeah. That ain't no that ain't no little shipment right there. You know the scary part? That wasn't even all of it. Oh hell no. You see that Coast Guard booty caught in the 90s. They have 40 tons of cocaine on it.

Speaker: I said, somebody going to die tonight. It sounds like somebody going to die after that fuck up. Unless it was meant to go there and they didn't get to the right hands before it was discovered at the coffee. That was a small shipment. That was a small shipment? Yes, that's a small shipment. You said 50 million francs is 1100 pounds, correct? Oh, something pulled back up.

Speaker: I'll find it again. Fuck you, Mrs. Pacman. Thrawn, they've been misleading North South for a decade now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's only 1 ,100 pounds. That's not enough. That's not many. So, but yeah, I mean, it's, hey, that's 1 ,100 pounds that ended up in the wrong fucking hands. Somebody fucked up.

Speaker: Um, I don't, like I said, I don't know what 50 million Frank, what does it see? What is 50 million Franks and American dollars? 50 million Swiss Franks equals 50 ,695 ,650 dollars. That's a lot of money though. He lost a dollar. He lost a dollar.

Speaker: I think if I was a drug lord and I lost almost $51 million, even if I had. You better do like entrapment. You want to kiss somebody with $6 billion and you want to turn in one. Great work man. Great work man. Fuck the Sean Connery. Right. Well, let's leave the Swiss alone because

Speaker: They're usually fun people. Let's go to one of our favorite places in the United States. Florida. A 19 year old South Florida woman who fled from the law enforcement or fled from law enforcement in Florida Keys told the deputy who caught up to her that getting arrested was on her bucket list.

Speaker: She's on meth. She was charged with fleeing and eluding. Monroe County Sheriff's official said deputies spotted the woman's vehicle driving recklessly just before 8 a .m. Thursday. He turned on his lights and siren and the car did not immediately stop. Before she was taken to jail, she said that she was quoted saying getting arrested had been on her bucket list since high school. She's fucking 19.

Speaker: Enjoy your life of being a strung out meth whore. That's all I gotta say. And more than likely, she probably put it all on her social media, told everybody about it. I got arrested once thrown. I ain't going back. I ain't never been arrested. I've never been arrested. I got off, so I got a lucky bolt.

Speaker: That's messed up. You are not wrong. That's messed up. No, I have never been arrested. Don't play it on it. The cops weren't asses, but being put in handcuffs and you can't control shit, fuck that life.

Speaker: Oh, people got a bucket list in 19. Yes, they do. Plus they put us to the grandparents forever. That's where they get it from. I still don't even have a bucket list. Oh, I got it. I knocked a couple of things off already. Yeah, I don't. I got four trips left. Four trip. It's a little bit of both. Yeah, I don't. I've been to Hawaii.

Speaker: I need to go I do I want to do an elastic cruise go to Alaska ski in the Swiss Alps scuba diving the coral reef and I want to go in Africa so far and go skiing in Colorado too that's my bucket list

Speaker: I've been arrested maybe once or four times. Ella, you crazy. I was pulled over dead to write DUI. I got off on that firefighter discount. Man, you got lucky as fuck, Tim. I'm not even gonna play with you. You know you did. You got lucky as fuck. You got lucky as fucking. You know it. Damn, Tim.

Speaker: Well, Tony, I got one more story before I cleanse our pallets of the night. Good luck. Of some jackass. It's gonna disgust you and disturb you. I drank a poop smoothie that gave me life -threatening diarrhea for science. I didn't. That's just the headline of this news story. That's the human centipede bullshit.

Speaker: 26 year old Jake Ebert's agreed to drink a life -threatening concoction of a cloudy salty liquid can Cloudy salty liquid containing Shigella Shigella Bacteria words are hard which are usually found in the poop of people who are infected All in the name of science

Speaker: No. No, he down a shot. He down a shot glass amount of the liquid, knowing it would produce a miserable case of dysentery for the sake of university of Maryland's research. I E he did it in the pursuit of finding a cure for the runs. You're going to drink shit to get a cure for the runs. Apparently.

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, when I do the news, I want you to realize the stories that I read and the shit this man just told us for the past 30 minutes. My news is specifically said in what the fuck news because it is news of what the fuck. Fuckery, stupidity, all kinds of shenanigans. It does not include COVID, politics, Snorfest. We've been listening to it for years. Let's give the people something to go, what the fuck? Exactly. And that's what I do. And that's what I do.

Speaker: Uh, Ebert said the symptoms from the trial resulted in the worst eight hours of my life, but would do it all again. If he was paid for the trial, the university said, how much do you think he was paid to do this? Not enough. Wild guess. Not enough. $20 ,000. Nope. Not even that much. 5 ,000. A little bit more. He was paid seven grand.

Speaker: Damn near $1 ,000 an hour for shits. It's like everything. It's heroin. I'm doing it. Hey man, almost on the first respond to discounts. People discounts. You don't mess with military people discounts.

Speaker: I don't want to make myself out to be Ebert said, I don't want to make myself out to be mother Teresa here. I would not have done it for free. It's a big ass to ask someone to get dysentery. Ebert's told insider when he was discharged from the study the entire time I was like, wow, this is an awful disease. And I just really, and I got really emotional probably also because I was just hilarious about the thought of small children in developing world dealing with this.

Speaker: According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the bacteria causes 600 ,000 deaths annually worldwide and there is no vaccine available against the misery causing bacteria. It's the second leading cause of diarrhea death with number one killer being rotavirus for which vaccines are available. Uh, dysentery? No, this uh... The disease is dysentery, right?

Speaker: the sickness from uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

Speaker: Yeah, Jesus Christ. Couldn't you think Taco Bell, right? Hell no. Um, yeah, it says Ebert's was part of the Maryland study conducting further research. Maryland's God damn. Uh, scientists also collected data from young kids in Kenya who had come into contact with the bacteria. All they were, although they are not given deathly concoctions.

Speaker: Uh, if all goes well in the current phase two trials and the vaccine is effective and tolerated, it could be tested on a larger scale, but the vaccine doesn't provide at least 50 % protection against a severe disease. Um, Dr. Wilbur chin told the insider, they will have to have a vaccine that really fails. Unfortunately, he's hoping for a 70, 70 % protection. So.

Speaker: Yeah. Remember back in the day when I hear dysentery, remember an old game we used to play back in the day, the Oregon Trail? And it never failed. It was like on the old PCs, like the original PCs that we had in school. Oregon Trail, yes. And it never failed. No matter what you did, you always died of dysentery. That was Lyme disease.

Speaker: But... Go ahead. Go ahead. I said I was going to cleanse our pallets. Who the hell said that? We got time. All right. I think I've discussed to Tony enough this evening. We've got one more story for you, Tony. Are you ready?

Speaker: I promise this is a good one. Well, it is 20 surprising artists who never had a hot 100 number one hit from On the top 100 Billboard Tim no, I mean Tim I know right in GA throwing no 20 artists who never had a number one hit on the top 100. Yep shares on that list That would that that would

Speaker: Probably surprised a lot of us. I believe share has had a couple number one hits. Okay. Stewart. I think he is on here actually. Some of these bands are like artists. They're bands and artists. Okay. Russell, we should be on that list. Are you sure Rod Stewart never had a number one? If he's not on the list, he must have one. Oh, so this is what we're gonna do.

Speaker: Well, I'm gonna just start naming them. I'm not talking about this. I could just start naming them names and see if they're on there. I don't see Rod Stewart. Good. Oh God, he's had number one hits. He's on the list. No, he's not. Not that I was.

Speaker: Are you naming people that you hope are not on the list or people? Folks with a lot of music and we wonder if they ever had a number one or not. I was gonna say, yeah, Stevie Wonder said several hits. Number one hits is the question. Yeah, Stevie said several number one hits. Paul, I ain't gonna say Paul, I can do all the issues like that. I know Janet has, I know Michael has, I know Prince has, those are easy. Britney Spears. Yeah, Britney Spears.

Speaker: Yeah, she's had one. She's had them. All right. Go with the list. Fuck it. All right. We'll start up here at the top. Not so surprising. They're still relatively new, but I guess it's kind of... To throw and kiss my ass. He thinks of shit. Fuck throwing. A lot of people like Rod Stewart. He'd be surprised.

Speaker: I guess these guys are on here because of how popular they were. They're a young band, but One Direction actually never had a number one hit. The closest they got was number two. And then they've had top 10 hits, number four, three, six, but never number one. Bruce Springsteen never had a number one hit song.

Speaker: War wasn't number one. The closest Dark wasn't number one. The closest he came was number two charting Smash Dancing in the Dark. Dancing in the Dark. It was only number one. It only got to number two. God dang. He played that video to fucking death. It was a crit technician. That's a killer song and that's an awesome, that's an awesome, it's a great video. It's got a very young Courtney Cox in that video. Yeah, she jumped up there dancing.

Speaker: Yes, Tim and Eleanor, CCR is on this list. I'll get to them, but they are on this list, surprisingly. I know that shocked me. Hall of Notes. Yeah, that's a hell of a choice. I like Hall of Notes. Yeah, they had multiple number one hits. Man Eater was number one. I was thinking it was. Is it the universe?

Speaker: Uh, again, another band, I'm not too surprised. They haven't had a number one hit or didn't have one. I don't think they ever will. Cause I think they kind of faded, but, uh, imagine dragons, they came up to number three with radioactive. You might know that song if you heard it, because it was literally everywhere for an entire summer. Gotcha. They're kind of a pop alternative rock band. I don't know what you eat techno. Yeah.

Speaker: Um, surprisingly the backstreet boys never had a number one hit. They had a, they reached number two with my heart and they had an additional five further top tens. Um, now I want it that way spent three weeks at number one on the radio songs, airplay chart, but not on the top billboard.

Speaker: Yeah. Uh, they, um, yeah, so yeah, they, and this, this one shocked me when I read it. Go for it. Because she was huge and I'm still a fan of, of this woman today, but Missy Elliott never had a number one hit. She's gotten as high as two twice with work it and one, two step.

Speaker: One Two Step wasn't her, that was Sierra. It was her and Sierra. I believe it was her featuring Sierra. Sierra featured her, I think. I don't know. Missy produced, yeah. Yeah, she got out there twice with those two songs. She's tied with foreigners waiting for a girl like you, which is an awesome song from the 80s, late 80s.

Speaker: uh for the most weeks at number two by a single that never never never never never never never never never fucking skip sorry well stroke do i smell toast um but tied with foreigners waiting for a girl like you for the most weeks at number two by a single that never reached number one both of the songs spin as stay spent 10 freaking weeks at number two

Speaker: work it. Okay, now I know why work it never made it. Work it was stuck behind Eminem's lose yourself for all 10 of its weeks at number. Yeah, you wasn't being lose yourself. Yeah, you just lose yourself. That was

Speaker: Yeah, sorry missing but whoops snap back to reality up there goes again younger guy hasn't really been in the game that long and The DJ David Getta don't know

Speaker: He's a DJ producer to visit the top 10 numerous times with such hits as turn me on without you sexy chick and titanium. Throwing you bugging. You're going to see them and who are you going to see in August? Imagine Dragons? Bob Marley. I forgot who she said.

Speaker: I do believe Bob Marley not only had a number one song on the billboard, but I believe he had a number one album that on billboard as well. I think I could be wrong. Because he came out of nowhere and came on a strong man for a minute. Look, Eleanor said Green Day.

Speaker: I think they are on there, Illinois. James Brown, the Godfather of Soul, over 90 songs on the Billboard Hot 100. It never made number one. And never got to number one. The highest he got was he came the closest with I Got You, which peaked at number three and living in America.

Speaker: which hit it. That was a good game. That was so hyped just for that roller coaster drop and just crush you emotionally. You get all hyped and excited.

Speaker: Just for Apollo to get killed just a couple minutes later. Sorry, spoiler alert. That was in 1986. And if you haven't seen Rocky Ford, don't get mad at me. Yeah. James Brown has 17 number ones. Really? Not Billboard. Not Billboard. Yes. This is the Billboard 100. David good at this shit. We'll see a flow writer Pitbull and Keisha. Okay.

Speaker: Don Henley. Yeah, you know him from the Eagles and stuff. Yes. He had several songs that went to number one when he was part of the Eagles, obviously with Best of My Love, one of these nights, New Kitten Town Hotel, California, and Hard Egg Tonight. I love the Eagles, man. That was an awesome band.

Speaker: But when Henley went solo, he found immediate chart success, but never a solo number one. He scored six top 10 solo hits, getting closest to the top slot with his collaboration with Patty Smythe. Sometimes Love Just Ain't Enough. That's actually a good song. I've forgotten about that song. That spent six weeks at number two behind Boyz II Men, End of the Road. He ended the road to the trestle, but Jesus Christ.

Speaker: an older group. I'm kind of surprised that they'd never gotten to number one with some of their songs here. But Martha and the Vandals.

Speaker: really Ellis sorry really yep uh you know and i've stated before on here i'm a huge fan of the um rmb and the doo whopper and stuff like that so it's kind of shocking that they never had number one i mean they had hit heat wave dancing in the streets nowhere to run um

Speaker: Yet, despite their popularity, the number one slot always eluded the act. Heat wave peaked at number four, nowhere to run stopped at number eight, and dancing in the street was halted at number two for two weeks. It was stuck behind Manfred Mann's Doo -Wah Diddy Diddy. Doo -Wah Diddy Diddy. Yep. Yeah, that shit was, that shit was, yeah. Cody, I think you're gonna take this next,

Speaker: Artist, a little personal. But don't. What in the fuck was that? Notifications. Chaka, Chaka, Chaka Khan. I feel for you, through the fire.

Speaker: Shaka Khan collected four top 10 songs, including a pair peaking at number three would tell me something good. And I feel for you, but has yet to make it all the way to number one. Both singles for three weeks locked in there. Number three. Yeah. That's my shit. I'm about money. Number one, I actually made the 50. Shit.

Speaker: I don't think he's on this list. I didn't see him. I could be wrong. I was trying to scroll through real quick when Tony was mentioning CCR, which Tim and Eleanor mentioned earlier. They had always, the band was always the bridesmaid, but never the bride. The group has the most number two peaking hits without a number one, five.

Speaker: They reached runner up slot with Proud Mary, Bad Moon Rising, Green River Traveling Band. He'll stop the rain and looking out my back door as long as I can see the light. All hit number two. Tim, I think Tupac did go number one. I think he did. I want to say keep your head up or I get around.

Speaker: to California, did California love go one? Probably California love, too. I didn't, it was dope, but it wasn't my favorite bite. In Vogue. Never got to number one. They harmonized their way to a trio of number two hits, but never a number one. They stalled in the runner -up positions with hold on. By loving, you're never going to get it, and don't let go.

Speaker: I love, hold on and don't let go. I ain't even gonna lie. Judge me if you will. No, I don't judge them. They were hell. They were hell. I love me some Invoke back in the day. They had everybody win. On the bright side, all three of those singles along with three more Invoke hits reach number one on the hot R &B and hip hop song charts. Yes.

Speaker: Check this out. There's another kind of a shocker considering how popular he was and everything like that. Bob Dylan, a legendary song or singer songwriter came very near number one with the number two hits like a rolling stone and rainy day woman. And, uh, so yeah, well, Bob Dylan never got all up in there. Right.

Speaker: This next guy, as a writer and a producer, he has created number ones for the likes of Whitney Houston, Madonna, Baby... Tony Braxton. I seen Tony Braxton and thought of Baby Boy. Yeah. Well, I see Tony Braxton and I was thought of Baby Boy because I was thinking of Tyrese and I was going to clown on him again.

Speaker: Tyrese is going to hear this one time. We're going to have our first show. Our first show be with Tyrese. And I don't even got a problem with him. I like you. I just like to get your ass out of here. You got pumped out by Snoop Dogg. I'm way bigger than Snoop. Settle your ass down. I ain't no fucking transformer. But yeah, baby face. He wrote.

Speaker: Number ones for, like I said, Whitney Houston, Madonna, Boyz II Men, Tony Braxton. However, as an artist, the closest he came to the top was with a number four peaking, When Can I See You? Whip Appeal. Oh, Can I See You? Can I See You, Father than Whip Appeal? Really? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That song was huge, dude. Whip Appeal was too shit. I got tired of that motherfucking song. You gonna whip it on me?

Speaker: He also scored top 10 hits as a performer with tunes like It's No Crime at number seven, Whip Appeal at number six. This is for the lover and you at number six every time I close my eyes at number six.

Speaker: And you got me. Hey, he made some fingers. He ain't got to be built for a bill, but y 'all trippin'. Tim, you're right. Changes did go to number one. That's what it was. Thank you for that. Illinois said Nirvana never had a number one. And that's because Nirvana was trash. Smells like Teen Spirit. Everybody's got one. Ain't no fun. But I will say, good job on

Speaker: the Batman movie, if ever there was a fantastic use for Nirvana music, it was that fucking movie because the way they used it in that movie gave me fucking chills. Cheryl Crow, believe it or not, she's never had a number one hit. Okay. She, you probably have no idea who, you probably heard her name. I know any of her music.

Speaker: But all I wanna do, however, the single stalled at number two for six weeks. What stopped Crow from going to number one? Boyz II Men strikes again, that's the second time they've cock blocked somebody with I'll Make Love Do You, which ruled the roof for 14 weeks.

Speaker: Uh, Crow hit the top 10 three more times was strong enough. Go ahead. Shit. Yeah. Crow hit the top 10 three more times was strong enough at number five. If it makes you happy at number 10 and her kid rock collaboration picture came in at number four. I thought picture got a little bit higher in all honesty. That was a great song.

Speaker: Uh, surprisingly with this, uh, surprisingly with as hot as this, this gentleman was in 1990 and 90 through 92, he never hit the number one spot, but he did have eight hot 100 hits spending 21 weeks at number one on the billboard, 200 albums chart with, uh,

Speaker: There's an MC Hammer with a please hammer. Don't hurt him. However, though his smash it, you can't touch this was an MTV staple and an airplay favorite. It couldn't go any higher than number eight on the hot 100 closest hammer came to number one.

Speaker: was with Pray, which he held at number two for two weeks beyond Mariah Carey's. That was a remake for your ass. That was a rock dead Prince song. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. That shit was nice. I did. Man, please, that shit. Well, I almost went back to church on that motherfucker. Shit.

Speaker: That was a good one. And here's a shocker for you. We talked about this young lady. Well, she's not so young anymore, but this young lady, uh, well, we talked about the rock and roll hall of fame, the inductees and the nominations and all that stuff. Miss Pat Benatar never had a number one hit on the billboard.

Speaker: Love is a battlefield, never made number one. Nope. The powerhouse rocker nab four top tens, including two number fives, chart smashes, love is a battlefield and we belong. I forgot about we belong. Yeah, I forgot about, I forgot about we belong. We belong is stronger than invisible. Oh yeah, absolutely. I forgot about we belong. Damn. There you go Tony.

Speaker: Um, perhaps surprisingly, the highest charting single isn't one of their classics from the eighties for this group. Uh, but the 19 one, their 1996 single hit at number three, and that is, uh, one new addition, the highest charting single, um, can you stay in the ring?

Speaker: Yeah. Uh, no 96, uh, in the eighties was, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me 96 hit me off. Yep. Yeah. So surprisingly in the eighties, so yeah, the hits like candy girl cool it now. Um, but yeah, hit me off. Yeah. Hit it. Um, number three.

Speaker: and it featured all six members a new edition with a vocal group never hit number one. One of its members, Bobby Brown has earned a pair of chart toppers. Yes. With my prerogative and she ain't worth it. She ain't worth it. Bobby Brown. You know that. My prerogative. Yes. I would have thought

Speaker: Tenderoni or Everloo Step would have got up there. New Edition, 96 was hitting me off. I remember that album. I can't believe they did better than Any Heartbreak, because Any Heartbreak wants shit. You don't know she ain't worth it? No. Hold on a second. He said James Brown already. Yeah, I said James Brown already.

Speaker: Before we get dinged Huh Yeah, I said James Brown earlier

Speaker: One Sweet Day with Moran. Yeah, that was a hell of a song. I'm not even gonna play. I love that joint. I love that joint. That was a great one. You ain't lying. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I actually played that at my mom's memorial service after she passed. Oh, wow. For real? Damn. All right, dude. I am such a huge fan. I've always been a huge fan of Boyz II Men.

Speaker: Um, and that was one of those songs that just, uh, I've always liked. And then when mom passed at her memorial service, I had it played there and like the little CD that they put together, like with the photos and shit like that. What do you think I was doing? You damn right. That's the song.

Speaker: You can see somebody my Imagine seeing my big ass not even being able to get up out my seat cuz I'm crying so fucking hard so emotionally having to get help No, I I chose that I wanted it to be played but um The the pointer sisters never made number one. I

Speaker: They uh they did claim uh seven top ten singles including a pair of number two hits. Fire which was written by Bruce Springsteen. Bruce Springsteen. Yeah, they are. Uh another act without a number one and uh and uh slow hand. They came in at number two. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Call billboard slow hand got a bit. Mm hmm. That's impressive. Yeah.

Speaker: Miss Jodi Watley. I was thinking her. Yeah, but that's a recent picture. She still looks good. Yeah, I was thinking Jodi Watley. Don't you? Yeah. 1988 winner of the Grammy Award for Best New Artist, flirted with the number one slot twice. Number two peaking songs, looking for a new love and real love.

Speaker: Oh, wow. Okay. So don't you want me to get up there? And then, Shalomar never get back together. Get your home boy. Get your home boy. Get your home boy. You talk real bad about it. Get your home boy. You know, you know what's the name from your state, right? Who's that? Howard Hewitt. Oh, is he really? Oh yeah. He from Ohio. Yeah, he from Ohio. Heard him and Jody Wiley fall out. There will not be a Shalomar reunion. But that is your

Speaker: See, I told you that was a good palate cleanser to end the news tonight. You didn't believe me, you doubted me. You didn't have no faith in me. You're not the greatest, that's why. I am the greatest, I'm the goat. I'm goat Glick. You might be the bear, but I'm a god. I'm downgrading myself to a human being for your benefit.

Speaker: I got that from Jeezy. This shit was fire. Look at that. Roll it right. Roll it right out. Perfect. Right to the end of this. That's how you tie news perfectly. I'll take care of you. I'll fuck your head up for a minute.

Speaker: Okay, you got me. I was just sitting there. I was just thinking of random artists like. Fucking they're not gonna get on there. They're not allowed on there. Artists that never made number one. That's a pretty good topic though. That was good. That was good. That came from Billboard. That was actually just released the other day and I was kind of brief thing. They were kind of talking about it on the radio and then I looked it up and I was like,

Speaker: Oh, wow. I was really surprised by, you know, I legitimately surprised by a lot of them with how big and popular they were. But then you, then you look at it and go.

Speaker: You're going off of radio play though. You're not really, cause I don't ever pay attention to billboard 100. I've never looked at that as far as music goes. People's requests. Yeah. Oh, and they did it. But the airplay you would have thought would do it. Cause that's why everybody love Michael Jackson and Prince.

Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, but NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block. I mean, of course, they weren't on that list because Backstreet Boys were. But I mean, you couldn't turn on the radios in a radio station in the late 90s, early 2000s without hearing one of them boy bands or you know, New Kids on the or Boys to Men or which they had countless number one hits. I mean,

Speaker: You know, the boys, the man, he's on the block. Um, in sync, uh, the Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, you know, yeah. Any of them, them Disney products, something the hell else. Yeah.

Speaker: So, and it also depends on, you know, depending on what you, you know, if you learned, if you turned on the, like the top 40 stations, you know, obviously if you listen to rocker country, you're going to, you know, country back in the, you know, back in the day, you turn that on, it was Tim McGraw, Kenny, Kenny Chesnut, Garth Brooks, Brooks and Dunn, even Lyle Lovett, all that shit. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: But I think what was good for rap music is when, when, when Eminem started infiltrating the top 40, because then you got to, then you got to hear Snoop and Dre and stuff like that on stations that you typically didn't get to hear him on. It was already out there because. Well, that's what I said. NWA went number one without any airplay. That's the history they made.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Well, that's how you play in their second tape with number one, and nobody heard this shit on the radio and they couldn't play that shit on the radio. Oh, hell no. You couldn't even bring that shit within 10 miles of the radio shit. There was one sound. I don't know about it. You never played with you, motherfuckers, because y 'all ain't reporting me. I probably know it. I hasn't said I probably know it, too. Oh, yeah. But no, that's why I said, you know, there was music.

Speaker: don't solve. You go get three strikes before they get the first before they get the first before they even get to the first course. You will get three strikes banned on everything before they get to the person. Listen to the **** over. There was no radio edit that could be made for those.

Speaker: Mm hmm. But yeah, so I mean, like, you know, you didn't see a lot of rap artists on on the top 40 outside of, you know, stupid acts like if you wanted to really call them rap, but like, we laughed about it last week, but fucking snow and vanilla ice and, you know, even like, you know,

Speaker: I don't know. It's just you bringing that motherfucker up. Dude, he did an awesome snow and vanilla ice impersonations.

Speaker: That shit heavy. That was crazy. That show was so good, man. I was watching one of the replays of the video shows. I didn't know that Ainee Kamoza came on. That song got on my nerves after a while too. And it was a good jam.

Speaker: I want y 'all to remind me of that shit on Saturday. Be quiet. I want y 'all to bring that shit up. Songs that you never should have been big hip -hop. Actually, I got a list motherfuckers will hate me for. Actually, I don't even think we have to do a list. I could damn near do it right now. Just this fast.

Speaker: It could just be a discussion. I'm actually making a note. Hip hop songs. There are songs I could not stand when I first heard that were bangers in the hip hop world. When they played in the club, I would not dance. Well, that's like, you remember,

Speaker: What was his name? SMP or SPM? Was it like South Park, Mexican or something like that? No. Oh Lord. SPM? I think that's what it was. Hip hop songs, I can't stand. Yeah, I can start some controversy with that one. I can do some controversy with that shit. I make motherfuckers mad when I tell them this shit I didn't like.

Speaker: You what? Yeah, I couldn't hear. I couldn't. There's me. I can't do it. I don't like this shit. There's a lot of them out there at the end of the day. That don't necessarily have to be a list, but that could just be a fun discussion because I say don't have to be a list because we would absolutely shit all over Jeff. Jeff wouldn't know what to say.

Speaker: Yeah, because Jeff don't know anything about it. Listen, listen. Y 'all better bring everybody from the chatters about Saturday. I will do that shit. Bring everybody. Y 'all think y 'all got something to talk about when it comes to me. I will have some shit for your ass. There are some songs I could not stand. And I do mean I couldn't stand them fuckers. Be in the club, have the right mood and everything. That song, come on, my whole soldiers. Nope, we're going back over here. Stand right here.

Speaker: I don't care. I don't care. I do not like this **** Go do your thing. I'm out. I'll be over here in the corner. Yep. But uh Oh, it's that time of night. I wrapped this bad boy up pretty tired. I had a long day even though I only work half the day. I know that's right.

Speaker: I know that's right. I'm enjoying my extra two hours, two and a half hours of sleep. It's nice. It is nice. I ain't gonna lie, man. I ain't gonna lie. I come home. I guess it's been a good thing that I've been busy so much this week because when I do hit that recliner.

Speaker: What you do is time in that first month, since you still got energy and you still got that business and you do everything you can around the apartment, get it all situated. And you ain't got nothing to fix, you ain't got nothing to sit down with the rest of my eyes. That first month, I knew I was going to be doing this or doing that or reorganizing this. I would do it every damn day. So after a while to sit back, I could just put a movie on cable.

Speaker: Yeah, that's why I came home Monday and got all the beds put together and shit because I knew if I didn't do it all at the same time, it was going to drag. So I just threw it. I got done just in time before the podcast. And then yesterday I had to, Buggy, she's going to camp. She left for camp today. She'll be back Friday with the school.

Speaker: Yes. So she had some last minute, you know, like the odds and ends, uh, shampoo conditioner, this bug spray, this, that, and the other thing. So I went and picked her up yesterday after I got off work and, uh, took her and got that stuff for her. And then, uh, I had to go to Home Depot cause I, you know, I,

Speaker: some people might call it a downside. I don't, I don't find it to be a problem at all because it just gives me an excuse to buy tools, but I have to buy all my hand tools and stuff from my name. I was like, here you go. Buy me a power tool. Felt like Taylor. I gotta buy a power tool.

Speaker: Okay. Okay. Really? I only need two screws in this. Let's go with six. This motherfucker's not going. A building will fall. And this son of a bitch will still be there. I was, I was standing in my kitchen, playing with my power tool with my drill last night at the battery charge. I was just quick drawing that bitch like, what can I screw?

Speaker: I came home and actually had a little bit of peace of mind. I said, let me go look at something. I was trying to find out, remember, tell you my dryer acts up. Yeah. I actually went to the back and had to see where the damn vent was. I saw that the damn thing was closed. I was trying to open it. I saw a whole bunch of lint. I said, OK, so I tried to open up the other three. I started moving in there. I said, oh, that's what this shit is. That's why it's all clogged up and everything. So I'm going to clear that lint out. Because normally, I can put the whole load in that dryer. 45 minutes, they come out.

Speaker: Yeah. Now I gotta run two, three times. I'm like, nah, fuck this shit. I'm gonna empty this motherfucker open. Now I know what the damn plumbing issue is I got. Yeah, I know. I'm about half tempted here at the apartment to go, uh, cause they make a, they make a brush for that. You actually put on the drill and you can get extending cables and you just run it right through your dryer vent from, you pull your dryer out. Open them doors. Mm -hmm.

Speaker: The doors are probably closed. That's what they were doing. The doors in the back. And that's all I did was just open them. And I put a hanger. I had a wire hanger. And I was just pulling all the lint. Now, first of all, I want to make sure the lint is not a fucking snake first of the day. I'm trying to find out where that plumbing, where this plumbing issue is that I got. And I was like, let me see if I can find something around. I didn't see nothing. I saw that drywall. So, oh, there it is. I popped my bad boy real quick and opened it up. I got the door up. I'm going to run it dry tonight to see if it'll open up my maw back there.

Speaker: If the doors would pop open a little bit and then stuff up, that's all I need to know right there. Get myself some damn money. I keep seeing people driving around. I'm starting to like, I ain't got the money.

Speaker: Well, as I said, if you got a cordless drill, you can you can buy it. It's a little it's a it's like a round brush or like a round broom hand. And they make ones that go on and you put it on your drill and you can get extension ones. They're like eight feet long apiece. It's a snake for that toilet. And then you just run that bad boy right through your dryer vent. And when it's circulating, it's pushing everything out. You take that door off outside, pop it off and you push all that shit right out. It'll open it up. I'm just going to move. I'm just going to hit you.

Speaker: I'm just getting it and let that loosen it up. Yeah, it starts moving to pop it on. But no, I gotta I don't like I don't like asking maintenance to come and do shit because I always want to do shit when I'm not here. I just don't trust them motherfuckers like that. So the schedule they got to fuck that. Yeah, they got a fucking crazy schedule. They 12 hours a day. Oh, yeah. Trust me. Plus the head maintenance guy here knows that he's like

Speaker: Cause him and I were talking, he's like, you know, I've never gotten a maintenance request from you. And I was like, yeah, because I just do it myself. And he's like, oh, you know how to do building maintenance. Yeah. I've been in construction most of my life and I've done building maintenance for a good part of it too. I was like, I currently work at, at OSU doing building maintenance at OSU. He was like, oh shit. He's like, all right. That's why I don't ever hear from you. I was like, yeah. I need a hookup for my plumber down here. He's like, you've been here for three years and I ain't heard, I ain't have one work order from you. And that's crazy. And I was like, that's because I fixed it.

Speaker: Yeah. You fixed your damn self. Mm hmm. But. Yourself. No, I'm not. Oh, odds and in ****. I'll just do it. Hell, Jody knows how I am. Oh, yeah. But. Well, whatever you say, we're going to wrap the show up tonight. We do appreciate you guys listening to us. Tony, I appreciate you hanging out with me for another show. It's a, it's always fun to get on here and get into our

Speaker: are our rants and tirades and oh yeah i enjoy watching the g line grow on your forehead michelle's gold every night hey what the fuck news does get you some bullshit i'll just just know i'll always cleanse our palate at the end of what the fuck news

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Speaker: go give us a follow, go give us a like, and if you guys would be so kind, give us a share, help us grow. And Tim, again, thank you for the shout out this afternoon. I wish I would have seen that sooner. So I'm actually gonna comment on it here and retweet it and all that jazz, even though it's late. I'm gonna be working my stream now a little bit too. Yeah, but I do appreciate that. And I hope everything goes well with Gemma and her husband. Yeah, Gemma's a fellow broadcaster of ours from HAPS. Her son is...

Speaker: pretty ill, susceptible to a lot of illness. He was cancer free last week. And all of a sudden it came up with a 104 fever. He's been in the hospital. And then right after that, him and his mother, both of them tested positive for COVID. So y 'all please keep those two in your prayers. There's a little bit of controversy around her, but I don't wanna hear it when you sick. I don't wanna hear it when the child is sick. Dammit, I'm gonna pray for you.

Speaker: Now, exactly. There's a little bit of controversy around you. May it go away. May your shit become legit. And I don't like seeing a single mother's going through the struggle. God knows if a child's hurting and she breaks my heart, I don't care what anybody thinks about it. So y 'all please keep them lifted up and thought about and sense of well wishes. God knows you need the money. If you got money, send it to all of that girl. We will get it to her. She will tell you. Yes. We will get it to her. One thing I love about my fellow has broadcasters is we didn't play around with somebody who was in need. That shit was fucking priceless.

Speaker: We did not. I'll be damned if I'm going to let that down the way the app did. I'm not doing it.

Speaker: So big ups so we can support each other. Y 'all please aim everything you've got if you have any leeway in her direction, she needs it, seriously. Tim can vouch for her on a lot of things. A lot of us up in here did things for each other at a time of need. I really did truly find that to be priceless. Because in today's society, you know how selfish people are. And if you need help, people come through for you. I think you feel a blessing off of that. That's just me. Oh, no, that's right. That's just me. I know that's right, 100%.

Speaker: but uh now hopefully everything works out. I did see that uh right as we right just before we were starting the show so I kind of got wrapped up with the show you know the pre -show stuff yeah but you know we could freestyle hard.

Speaker: Yeah, but we do appreciate you guys listening. Appreciate you guys hanging out. We'll be back Saturday night with a brand new episode. Maybe Jeff will be here. Maybe Jeff won't be here. Probably won't. He should be. A little bit so he'll be preoccupied, which means I get to think of more shit to talk about exactly. But enjoy a little blacktop mojo. As always, we in the show with a little wicked woman.

Speaker: guys go show them some love they're on all social media and everywhere you stream music at Blacktop Mojo let them know we sent you because they're getting ready to come off tour and I'm gonna start signing them in them DMs trying to get them set up to come on the show but go ahead and check them guys out show them some love because they are busting their asses they are putting miles

Speaker: On tires and everything else they are all over the place there in Georgia tonight or they were in Georgia last night something But we will see you guys Saturday night enjoy

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Speaker: She starts to feast There was a smile on her face that she was trying to leave It's a left to back again

Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. All right.

Speaker: Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362 and I'm going to have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment.

Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. What's that? What's that? Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!

Speaker: I'm all out in the sky, take the sacrifice I wanna live forever And I'm a spirit in the earth, give me one of us Make me a guideline

Speaker: Hell yeah, a little blacktop mojo for you. We appreciate you guys listening. We appreciate you guys hanging out. We'll see you Saturday night for a brand new episode. Tony, let them know. Well, they had your mother made your mother fuck you. I missed my old shit Chuck early, but it's all right. Jeff, take care of home. Enjoy time with the wife. I expect you on Saturday, but if you don't make it, I fully understand. Take care at home. Get out the bathroom.

Speaker: Get out the house. She hears us. Do what she told you. You've been married too long. You can't ignore her. Don't ignore me either. Y 'all take care. The longest outro of all time. He wasn't here with deuces. As Jeffrey would say, deuces. We'll see you guys Saturday. Same nonsensical channel, same nonsensical time. We're out of here. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Hit the button. I'm hitting the button. Hit the button.

Speaker: I'm hitting a button. It's thinking. It's not letting me. I'm sitting here rolling through the news. It's doing.