Nonsensical Nonsense 148 Round and Round we go

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Speaker: Oh hell yeah! It's Saturday baby, you know what that means. Welcome to a brand new episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. I'm Glick hanging out with Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, also known as Jeffrey

Speaker: And uh, I don't know what his name is this week. The Con tribe, Buter, extraordinary. Tony Diaz in the house. Sleepy. If Tony was one of the seven drawers, he would be sleepy. He's hell right now. Sleepy as hell. And Jeffrey, as always, would be dopey. And if there was only seven dwarfs, they would have to make an eighth drawer for this one. And I would be the champ drawer.

Speaker: Welcome to the show guys. Hopefully y 'all had a good week. It is Saturday night. We're gonna do what we do best, man We're gonna hang out shoot the shit and make some ha ha's and dick jokes and and and all that fun stuff You guys aren't already going check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook Instagram Twitter and tick tock go check out the tick tock We got new kind of wall. There's new content from yours. There's new content on tick tock from yours truly

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Speaker: Look at Chris's hat. Nice. They're nice. I had that made today. Nice. And for you gentlemen, if you would like one made, if you have lids in your area, Jeff, I don't know if you have lids down there. I don't know. But if you have lids in your area, I can send you a picture. All you have to do is show them the picture, and they will match it up exactly. You can get trucker hats, fitted hats. I got a store nearby that might be over there.

Speaker: I'm a fan of the trucker camps. I like the mesh in the back, but you can get the fitted hats, the snapbacks, the 5150s, the new eras, whatever you want. You just got to get a blank hat. You might not know what that means, but Tony, I don't know how familiar you are with hat brands. Myself, I'm a hat guy. The lids isn't here in this city. I know lids don't. Yeah, no, we don't have lids in this city. I got to go with the Tanger. Is that embroidered?

Speaker: Yes. There's an embroider store here. So I should be able to take that picture over to the embroider store. And originally the hat I had was gray with black on the back. And it was going to be black with a metallic blue outline. And then I was like, when we were trying to do the microphone, he was like, well,

Speaker: We couldn't find a color that would look, because if you went black on the, the black just looked like a black blob. So I was like, man, I wish you guys had a black front with a gray, with a gray back. And he was like, hold on a second. I'm I got one hit. Sure. Shit. He had one all the way back. He's like, he's like, we've got a couple of them left and I really thought it was cool. He's like, but it's going to look cool with the metallic silver on the black or on the black front.

Speaker: with your, with, with your logo or your, and then it's fairly close to the microphone that I used in one of our logos that I made. So go ahead and finish with the edge. I'm actually. I have some real great news for you. For me, like particular and particular. For you, for Jeff, for the podcast, for our audience. Okay. But literally, literally, literally 63 members away.

Speaker: from 1 ,000 followers on TikTok. So I will be live soon on TikTok. Why is that good news for us? That's more like a warning. I get to expand the audience of the show. I get to increase the audience of the show. I get to improve the audience of the show. Of what show? The Tony D show? The random broadcaster? Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that. Good book.

Speaker: Don't use the champs lines on the trip ever You know, I figured we get into that a little bit later, but since you brought it up, you know what? I've had about enough of your fucking shenanigans and we've got these belts here and we keep we keep putting these belts on our shoulders and we keep declaring and

Speaker: who the champ is, who the greatest champ is, this, that, and the other thing. And I've about had it with your shenanigans. You will be okay, first of all. Number two, I guess I'm supposed to give a shit. I've had about enough of your shenanigans, and it's high time I put an end to all of it. So, no. Would that be insane?

Speaker: The mad titan has spoken. There is only one and I am he First of all, it's hard being me. It's hard doing what I do. I am a god It is hard needing me When you're so good at being yourself always remember that

Speaker: It's like a little kid's room that I hang out with. I'm pulling you. It's like hanging out with three year olds. You guys give me shit all the time for the dumb shit I say. Yet you spot off complete retardedness at all times. Not only the greatest championship belt of all time, but it's held by the Infinity Gauntlet that only the greatest champion can hold.

Speaker: No mere mortal can hold the gauntlet. You see what happened with Tony Stark did it? Oh, I'm dead. Tony Stark's dead. Tony Stark. My bad. That broke my heart. Did you say you're working on a vision costume? Yes, I am.

Speaker: That'd be fucking sick dude, that'll be so badass. I would love to be for Halloween. Um, I don't have the powers Like that damn rapper to put a diamond that was a hell of an idea that would be actually really cool visions fucking

Speaker: and his persona and the way he talks and the way he pick up the hammer would just lay here. I did see a there's a theory that Tony Stark could have been saved and it all what it had to be was someone grabbing the time zone and just moving it just you know doing the whole time zone thing just oh yeah I mean it's

Speaker: Yeah, but it takes away from the ultimate sacrifice and the moral of the story. Jesus Christ, you are blaring through this. Yeah, I'm just low. Well, that's because Jeff one Jeff keeps fucking with my microphone. So I'm fucking with it now because you're. Yeah, I can see you fucking with it, but you keep fucking with it. I haven't touched it until just now.

Speaker: I'm the host. I have to have the biggest and loudest voice. No, you don't. My ears don't need to bleed. Pay attention to me. Look at me and pay attention to me. Look at me. Look at you. Look at me. Look at you. But what I was saying about the house. Now look at me. Look at this. I'm on a horse. Look at Tony D. He looks like he's

Speaker: going through cancer. But speaking of my hat real quick before we get too far to the show, shout out to Christian at Liz.

Speaker: good work on the hat, man. Good talking to you today. He did a fantastic job despite all the, despite all the technical difficulties, but it wouldn't be a nonsensical nonsense, uh, adventure without the technical weight, man. The machine wasn't working right. It kept breaking needles.

Speaker: The internet went down so they had to go old school and they had to write down everything and they could only do cash. I mean, it was what was what was going to take 20 minutes took over an hour, but now my man Christian rocked it out. He said he's going to check out the show, but I do. I do wanted to give him a shout out because the hat turned out amazing and he was such a good dude. Let's hold on to that. Hold on to that kid. He's a good one. I look forward to going back and and and dealing with him and and

Speaker: I don't know if he makes commission or not, but if he does, he needs if he doesn't, he needs a raise cuz.

Speaker: That kid was on point, everybody that came in the door, hey, what's up, bubble? How you doing, bub? What's going on, man? Hey, what's up? Even if he was talking to somebody and taking time out, just say hi to everybody coming in and he was good. That's the mark of a true good employee is, you know, even though they're busy, they could take time out and be like, Hey, how are you doing? Anything you need? Just let me know. Yeah. And despite all the, uh, the, uh, technical difficulties that they were going through and I told him, I said, man, I feel you. I said,

Speaker: Nine times, we could do all the tests and test out all the new equipment and this, that, and the other thing is the minute we go live and everything's working perfect, but the minute we go live, the minute we go live, all hell breaks loose. So, trust me, we've been there. I ain't no big hurry. You're not bothering me. You take care of your customers. We'll get my hat when we get to it. I ain't worried at all. I ain't fussing all that. I got all day. So, but

Speaker: So is, was that your great news for, for all of us, Tony? Is that you're like 73 followers away from a thousand on Tiki Taki? Yeah. I'll be live on the Tiki Taki. Do an actual video, Tony, or you can do it. Yeah. The very first video I ever did was in honor of this show. Yeah. No, it wasn't the first one. If you do at certain videos, you'll get followers. Oh, I'm going to do it. I do. I did. I did a video. You could do it that Tony.

Speaker: just two guys with small wieners looking at each other. You can do it. You can do it. The one that I did about porn causing brain damage. I've I've I've kind of played to doing that video about it's a video that I

Speaker: It's it's a video that I stitched it at the beginning of this lady's like Scientists have proven that porn leads to brain damage and in it the stitch comes in and it's like yeah You want to see proof of it? Listen to nonsensical nonsense and you can hear three brain dead idiots It was an easy promo for the show. Yes, here's give us some credit. So I do have a question for you No, and it's way too early in the show for questions. I

Speaker: Well, it popped in my head when I was watching fucking John Cena in. Did it pop into your head or did it happen in the show? It happened in the show, but it kind of. I sat there and argued with myself, but when you grew up, we all read the Berenstein Bears. Yes. Where it's not actually the Berenstein, it's the Berenstein. It's Berenstein. It's Berenstein. I've always had Berenstein.

Speaker: Well, you're also, as we've discussed on the show multiple times, you can't read. No, no, no, no. And you can't spell for shame. There's a different spell on Sharon. Sharon Steen is E -I -N. And what's actually what it is is A -I -N. That's the mandala effect that I want to talk about. But there's actually a couple of them here. For instance, when you see the Looney Tunes logo, how does Toons spell?

Speaker: It's T -U -N -E -S. No. Yeah. Chris is correct. Yeah. It's T -U -O -N -E -S. Tony, I do remember seeing it with the two O's. Yes. I've also seen it with T -U -T -O -O -N -E -S sometimes. Right. The other one is on the book covers. Does Curious George have a tail? Of who? Curious George. Yeah. Does he have a tail? No. He does not. No. No. I don't even think he has a tail in the cartoon.

Speaker: Uh, and then, uh, what's, there's a couple of different ones. What's this, uh, the Kellogg's Kellogg's has been spelling fruit like that for years. We all notice now. Yeah. How do you, how does the fruit loop spelled F R O O T?

Speaker: Yeah, it's actually, yeah, that's actually how they spell it. Words technically supposed to be UIT. Yes. Monopoly. And the final one, the monopoly guy, does he have a model? No.

Speaker: I remember seeing him with a monocle. I was going to say, I don't think he does. For the most part, he doesn't. According to this website, he does not. Right. This is 12 of 50. Oh, here's one. I don't know if either one of you all know this, but Pikachu. What's his tail look like? A lightning bolt.

Speaker: No, OK, but one of those colors. His colors are black and yellow, but I think his tail is actually all yellow. Yeah. Yeah. There's so many of these. I am winning this quiz. Yeah, you are. Jesus. Do you feel good? Yeah. Shouldn't you have done this in school, paid this much attention, and thought this hard? Yeah, I did, actually. The Fruit of the Loom logo doesn't have the cornucopia.

Speaker: It's a cornucopia. The basket that it keeps all the fruit in. I don't think so. I don't think it does. Some people remember it with, but it does not. Yeah, I was going to say, I don't think it does. It just has like the... When you look at the actual logo, if I'm remembering it correctly, it says like... The fruit of just getting a bowl. It says, like, fruit of limbs is down... Yeah, exactly. That's what I was going to say on the right side.

Speaker: The one over logo, the one over logo is the one I remember, yes. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was going to say, where it says here to loom down below, and then the fruit's just sitting above it. How does Oreos spell double stuff? How do they spell stuff? Double stuff. S -T -U -F -F. Yeah. Are they correct, sir? No, no. They spelled it wrong. One F. Yeah, was it? One F. Is it one F in two U's or just one U? No, it's one U, but it's one F as well. I knew it was spelled wrong.

Speaker: Oh, Tony, you might know this one. And there's a Halloween costume out there, C -3PO. Chris, you might not know this. Wait, but which one's C -3PO? Is he the tall, bronze one? Oh, okay. Okay. He's not all gold. Tony, do you know what is not gold about him? His eyes.

Speaker: his leg. One of his legs is silver. Was his legs silver in the movie? I don't know. I'm not a big fan or anything like that. No, because when he gets taken apart, he gets put back together with a silver one. OK, that's over to the Jedi there. Right, exactly. That's over to the Jedi. Here's one that we should all know. How many T's does the Flintstones have? One, two.

Speaker: It's two, it's Flintstones. Yeah, a lot of people remember it with a one. Yeah, but you also, a lot of people pronounce it just like Flintstone or Flintstones. Yeah, Flintstones. Yeah, it's not pronounced right, but yeah, it's actually Flint. And another Star Wars Tony, what does, what exactly does Darth Vader say to Luke? You said a lot of the Luke. No, when he reveals that he is the father.

Speaker: I'm your father. No, I am your father. Yeah. No, Luke. I am. Yeah. I'm your father. Yes. Right. Where the original line... The actual line is, no, I am your father. Yeah. The original line is, no, I'm your father. There is no Luke. There is no Luke. He just says, no, I am your father. He doesn't address Luke as

Speaker: Um, in Jaws, one of my favorite movies, when, uh, chief Brody sees the shark, what does he say to the boys? Everybody says we're, but what he actually says is you're going to need a bigger boat.

Speaker: That is correct. Are you on the website? No, but can I make a confession? Yeah, go ahead. You went through this, didn't you? No, no, no, no. No, actually I didn't. You know how I go down rabbit holes like weird shit, lost found footage, creepy videos, this that natural disasters, weird weather. The Mandela effect is one of those loopholes that I have fallen into.

Speaker: Uh, Forest Company's talking about box of chocolates. What is the line, gentlemen? Life was like a box of chocolates. Mama always said, life was like a box of chocolates. No, it's not what he said. The actual line is, life was like a box of chocolates. Not like this. Um, let's see.

Speaker: One of my favorite skits on Dave Chappelle. This doesn't really have a breakdown of what these are, but mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all? Is incorrect. That was not the line of Snow White. Magic mirror. I think it's what she said. It says magic mirror on the wall. I don't remember that.

Speaker: Okay, I was actually I was actually gonna cuz we started talking about movies I was actually gonna ask you guys the risky business one because I was actually in a video I watched the other day if you've ever seen someone dressed up as Tom Cruise from risky business They're more most likely wearing

Speaker: some form of cool shades. Fans often remember him rocking sunglasses in the iconic dance scene, but he did not use them. He used them at the end. It was just socks and the button -down shirt and his tarantulas. He was porky pig in it. Well, at the end of the movie is when he puts on the sunglasses. Let's see. There's a couple more here.

Speaker: Oh, here's one. Chris, this falls down to your genre. How many times have you gentlemen seen Silence of the Lambs? That's all the way through once.

Speaker: only because the famous line that Hannibal Lecter says to Clarice is I don't want to do that shit. Hello Clarice. Correct sir. No, no, no, that's all I thought it was the morning. It's morning. Yeah. Yeah. No, I thought you were going to. I thought it was because there's another one out there from Silence of the Lambs and I can't remember who was the

Speaker: when they're more for the one that's just to kill them. When he talked about eating something with a nice, with, with farfo beans and a nice Chianti or something like that. I think there's another one like that, but. Oh yeah. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Uh, I got another one for you. This is, this was an older one and I'm the Lucy, you have some explaining to do.

Speaker: Actually said Explain this if you can I don't believe it Lucy yes, I'm going to do was on the show and they actually ended the scene with her crying and looking at the camera Then it will go to real commercial. I remember that That was so goddamn annoying Ricky

Speaker: We don't shut the hell up. There's going to be two minutes to explain. It was also another. Oh, and and the greatest of all, we've had this discussion. Sinbad. Being the genie. Never happened. The movie Shazam. It has happened. I've seen that fucking movie. Never happened. And he has admitted it. It's been a movie. He has admitted it. There was a movie where he played Shazam. Absolutely. But he also admitted in that same interview, I believe.

Speaker: that he tried to scrub it, and he paid a lot of money to make it disappear. And he did not. But I have seen that movie. Matter of fact, you all talked about it up here, I think. Yeah, we talked about it. Yeah, there was a fucking movie. He didn't do that movie. And then Sally Fields winning the Oscar in 1985 for the movie Places of the Heart, she never actually said, you like me, you really like me.

Speaker: that was on Superman. What she said was that was on the mask, which I can't deny the fact that you like me right now. And yeah, it sounds so much better. You like me. Exactly. I've seen clips of her saying you like me really like

Speaker: She got a award in 1985 for Places in the Heart. Places in the Heart. I thought it was Places in the Heart. No, it's Places in the Heart. I'm going to go ahead and admit that I've never seen either one of those movies. Places in the Heart. Places in the Heart, man. That movie would make you cry. Fucking, what's his name? Your mama must really care about your schooling, boy.

Speaker: He he falls on the same line of creepiness for me as and as much as I love this man, Christopher Walken. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm sorry. Holy shit. Who is the person I want to drink beer with those two. Only you can prevent forest fires. Smokey the beer. Wrong. Contrary to my belief, his name is not Smokey the beer. Okay. Before you keep going, before you keep going, Jeff, you are real fucking low blip. You are real fucking high. You two administrative motherfuckers are like

Speaker: that this **** all twisted. Nobody's touching anything. I think it's your **** speaker. I think it's your computer. Nobody's got any gold ones. I think I told him it's on the broadcast. I said, why are you so look at that? I said, look at that headset and it's probably from another galaxy because that **** is strong as **** Jeff. I'm not even using my headset. What's on your head? That's that's why my head is one thing. That's that's so he can hear. Now, this is what's going to be clear. Yeah, I

Speaker: Gotcha. My gaming headset, because I don't want to, I didn't, I, you know, that way I can hear better and I'm not trying. No, you do it. Yeah. I'm not messing with anything. It's Jeff playing mic volumes and everything else. Do you remember seeing this?

Speaker: Yes, Tiananmen Square, China. Never happened. Perhaps the most memorable moment during the 1989 Tiananmen Square protest. One of the more memorable moments, one of, not the member. Some say the unidentified man known as Tank Man was run over and killed. Other videos show him unharmed. The other sort of video of the motherfuckers throwing a rocket at damn tanks.

Speaker: Well, that motherfucker needs to go back to physics class or science class or engineering because everybody's head up. They were like, okay, it's really when China, you thought rocks and tanks, you know, good. That goes back to the old logic. Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. Right. You better bring more than just yourself to a quick fight. You better bring a fucking preacher.

Speaker: Okay, here's an interesting one. When aviator Charles Lindbergh's infant son was kidnapped, the entire world focused their attention on the story. Many remember the case going cold, but they were suddenly found the bodies not far from the house. Oh wow. Yeah, the body was actually found relatively fast.

Speaker: Yeah, within a couple of days, but the news didn't get out there. Well, you also have to remember that we live in a day and an age where I can go run down 21st Street with my tiny pecker flopping around and everybody's gonna know about it before I'm even arrested. Back then, news was very,

Speaker: was very slow. Yeah. Well, here's here's something. This is for the last one. This one, I don't remember at all. But we all remember Patrick Swayze and how he passed away from pancreatic cancer. People have said they remember him recovering. I've never heard of him recovering. No, he he I think he I think he did. But he relapsed.

Speaker: Hollywood death. Hollywood mystery deaths. I like that as a topic. But just real quick, for those who don't know, I know we just kind of dived into it and jumped all into it. For those who don't know, the Mandela Effect is an observed phenomenon in which a large segment of the population

Speaker: misremembers a significant event or shares a memory of an event that did not actually occur. Well, for instance, one of the most famous ones that I remember, and Tony, I'm sure you've seen it as well, but Tinkerbell coming out and putting the I on Disney. Putting the dot on the I on Disney. She never actually did it. That's the fact. I've looked for this.

Speaker: You can't argue that. You can't argue with that. You can't argue with that. You can't argue with that. You can't argue with that. You can't argue with that. You can't argue with that. You can't argue with that. You can't argue with that. You can't argue with that. You can't argue with that. You can't argue with that. You can't argue with that.

Speaker: I don't know about back in the day. I don't know about back in the day, but I think more recently, I'm with Tony. I'm not with Tony on the, but I'm with Tony and saying that I think more recently. I've seen it. Yeah. I've seen it, but like in the eighties, I saw it as well. And she did that. She don't give a damn. I said,

Speaker: She ain't that small at Disney. She was small at Disney. She's motherfucker. Not at Disney. This is like the same thing with you guys crying when they stop drawing the lion. It's a cartoon.

Speaker: I'm saying the effect of her dotting the I on Disney. Jeff, you have said that you have watched movies and cried or TV shows and you have cried. It's the same thing. Did you stop writing the goddamn guy into the script? I know, it was fine. The same thing as I was crying. But I never cried during a cartoon. It's the same concept. It's an emotional thing that happens. You know, the whole situation in Lion King.

Speaker: I really got a problem with y 'all shooting kids. I just want to throw that out there. There's news alert I just got. Yeah, I said it.

Speaker: I'm just out here shooting fucking kids randomly because I'm about tired of all you black people being drug dealers Selling drugs the children Tony

Speaker: Stop giving us a drug to sell. Fuck y 'all. Stop being in a gang. At the end of the day, Tony, that is a stereotype. That is a stereotype. I gotta say, that's much like Chris was saying all black guys. I know a lot of people. I know a lot of gun owners.

Speaker: Jeffery and I both know a lot of gun owners and I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt, without any question, 100 % guaranteed. Every person that I know that owns a gun has never shot a kid. Yeah. Why y 'all keep winding up on the news. I never owned a gun.

Speaker: I don't know why do drug dealers keep winding up on the news? Why do rapists keep ending up on the news? Why is sex trafficking on the news? Why is burglaries and people shooting children?

Speaker: why are people selling drugs? Why are people raping people? Why are people killing people in general? It's not every goddamn gun owner, Tony. I can't help everybody. You are shooting kids so if it doesn't work. Yes. But Tony, once again, once again. You said I'm tired of you gun owners. Gun owners. So I'm a gun owner. Gun owners got triggered.

Speaker: The biggest argument right now in politics is that guns are the problem. We need more gun regulations. Well, I'm sorry. You can put in a law. You can put in a law that says you can't own guns. Okay. Let's say we put in that law. Let's, lest we forget that criminals do not follow the law. Hence the name criminals. Yeah. You were saying the phone before. I'm pretty sure drugs are illegal.

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Speaker: But most are. Let's let's let's take a field trip to the east side of Newark and talk to the individuals and tell them, hey, did you know what you're doing is illegal, right? And they've been in there. You're not missing much. I live here. What do you want me to bullshit you? Oh, man. Newark is a good place. It's awesome. I'm about to do some sketchy shit, boys.

Speaker: No, a lot of things are legal. I mean, it's like, let's go tell the pedophile say, by the way, did you know it's illegal to touch kids? Yeah. Are you, why are you doing it? Because I want to. Oh, fair enough. Now I'm going to shoot you on Facebook. Oh wait, I'm a gun owner and I just killed a pedophile. Does it make me a bad guy or a good guy?

Speaker: Yeah, that's impossible. There was a mall. There was a mall shooting in the end of last year. The gun law broadcast, I think on Twitter, was taken down. I'm very mad about that because I was. I have no fucking idea, but as much as the Twitter space, I know I'm not available anymore. This is bullshit. Last week in Indiana, a criminal who purchased guns illegally, legally, however, decided to, what, shoot up a mall and a legal gun owner with his ass out.

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Speaker: I don't believe that. I do. Two thirds. Now, they had that many guns. They had that many guns in the country, but most of those people would not have those guns. And you should as well, considering where you're from, or not where you're from, but where you live, Tony. Who, me? Yeah. Oh, I could probably get about 12 guns by damn self where I lived if somebody was able to spare me. But, I mean, and this is the thing. At the end of the day,

Speaker: I am a gun owner. I am a legal gun owner. I have my gun. I'm responsible. I'm not going out shooting anybody. So you can't say, you can't generalize all you gun owners because you said it multiple times. What did I say entirely? What did I say entirely? You said all you gun owners who are shooting kids.

Speaker: Once again, once again, Tony, you cannot unring a bell. You have to. You can't start with ringing the bell. No, no, no, no, no, hold on. I actually just saw Stan a comedian talking about this.

Speaker: And I'm gonna butcher it. I know I will. And it's gonna sound offensive. But for instance, if - It's gonna sound offensive. How about you not say it? Yeah, I'm not gonna say it because it's gonna sound offensive. But I can't put it in the words. No, but that's what I'm saying. I can't put it in the correct words. But if you start off with that fucking Asian guy,

Speaker: No, that's not what I said. I said, all you gun owners who are shooting kids. As opposed to ending with that fucking agent. I am tired of the gun owners who are shooting kids. You said, stop shooting kids. You didn't say who. You said, stop shooting kids. You made it sound like every person who owns a gun. You made it sound like me. I will say, I'm willing to bet, Jeff, I don't think you own any guns. No. Tony, I know you don't own any guns. No, I don't.

Speaker: Uh, so, uh, several months back. I'm the one out of three. I do do it again. My gun is within arms reach of me right now. Why? Yeah.

Speaker: Because there are people that will do bad things for no fucking reason other than to just do it. Just like I was talking to somebody earlier today who told me that last night five guys for no fucking reason

Speaker: jumped one person and beat the hell out of him just because there was five of them and there was one of him. Yeah. That's an old Asian shit. That's an old Asian. No, it's not. Have you seen, have you seen, there's certain parts of the country where if you want to go in and buy something, everything is locked up. You have to ask a manager for like fucking time. So

Speaker: They're also paying criminals in New York not to commit crimes Yeah, which is don't shoot people and we'll give you a check for two grand. Have you seen the guy?

Speaker: If you go into his store, there's a guy in California, he found a loophole. He put everything in his store at $2 ,000 plus. Everything in there. And when you go to buy, he gives you a coupon. He gives you a coupon to take off the difference. It's genius.

Speaker: Like I said, what I was just talking about is a new trend, just like the knockout game. You just randomly run up and try to sucker punch somebody from behind that you have no idea who they are trying to knock them out. This is the new trend. You're about with five or six of your friends and you see somebody randomly on the streets and you jump them and beat the hell out of them for no fucking reason.

Speaker: Well guess what Tony, you asked me why I carry a gun, why I want my gun, because I'm not going to be a statistic. Right now you're sitting at home and the house is locked, I assume correct.

Speaker: Yeah, your house is locked, but my gun is in my house. Where am I supposed to keep my gun? No, your gun's in your house. I got that. But you were like, it's right next to you right now. And I'm like, why? Yeah, it's in my nightstand. Because people do stupid shit. No, I got that. Like, come into the house. Yeah, Tony, you told me you used to come home from the bar at night and say, hey, if anybody's in here, this is your one and only warning. Get the fuck out. That comes from being broken into.

Speaker: Yeah. Right. And Chris's neighborhood is not the best neighborhood. He's from New Orleans. Wait, wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Pump the brakes, pump the brakes, pump the brakes. My neighborhood, my side of town that I live on is actually a very good part of town.

Speaker: The Halloween candy use the Halloween candy idea. Where are you going to go to get the best Halloween candy? No, exactly. No, exactly. No, I'm not. No, I'm not arguing with you Jeff. No, my gun is my gun is on my nightstand where it always sits unless my kids are here. And if my kids are here.

Speaker: then it's unloaded and it's locked up. I've got triggers. That's the answer I was looking for. That's the answer I was looking for. Yeah, I don't leave it. Even though my kids, the first time that they ever seen it, as far as I know, the first time they ever seen a gun fired was last week. Yeah, I don't know if their mom's ever taken the shooting. I don't think she has, because none of them knew. So last weekend was the first time

Speaker: My sister and I, my sister grew up around guns. She's been around guns her whole life. I've been around guns my whole life. One of my first toys was a 12 gauge. Shout out to Chris Ignition for sharing the podcast. Appreciate you. Hey, hey, hey. What's going on, brother? Happy late birthday to you, man. One of them days, yeah. Yeah, no. Chris's birthday was a week or so back. I just haven't seen one. Chris is a big supporter of everybody who was on hassle. Oh, dude. Bigger Chris. Chris and I go way back. I've known Chris for my periscope days. He's one of my OG guys.

Speaker: I met him on Haps and it's been an honor for real now. I appreciate it. Chris is awesome. I love that dude. Even more the fact that because of what he did to my brother -in -law. That shit was funny. My ex -brother -in -law. Tony, the one thing that I know is that

Speaker: I know Chris's family. And I know none of his kids are stupid enough to go, Oh, look, dad's gone. Let's play with it. Of course. First thing you have to do when you have a gun in the house is everyone in the house knows it's there and knows either a not to touch it if they don't know what the fuck they're doing, or if they're going to touch it to know how to use it. Exactly. The rule of gun safety is if you don't know what to do and don't touch it. When I bought my gun, my kids weren't here. The

Speaker: very first time they came over after I had it. I brought it out. I sat them down and I showed it to them. I loaded it and everything like that, unloaded it.

Speaker: And I told them, I said, this is not a toy. This is not something you guys ever touch. You ever play with. Yeah. I said, actually, actually, in all honesty, Jeff, and that was an analogy that I use kind of sort of, I said, and I told him, I said, you know, in video games, when you shoot somebody, you respond. I said, you don't respond in real life. I was like, so you never touched this gun, you know,

Speaker: And for any reason, unless I give you permission, when they're here, my school and gun safety school, the first thing they teach you is you don't point a gun at something unless you plan to destroy it.

Speaker: That's the military. Never aim your weapon unless you intend to shoot. No, no, no. That's gun safety. That's gun safety, period. Yeah. You never point your weapon unless you intend to shoot. That's what the security forces teach you. Mm -hmm. Right. No. Yeah. And when I was a kid... We had anything with a gun unless you planned to destroy something. Which is gun responsibility, which is the one thing I always want to push to people. Because like I said, I'm just going to say, I'm sick of these motherfuckers shooting kids. I'm really fucked with them. Oh, no. We're having a dream with them.

Speaker: Yeah. Your analogy is saying that gun owners are the problem. The gun owners who are shooting kids, like I said, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to kind of say something to add on to what you just said, Tony. Go. Right. Tired of these fucking people shooting innocent civilians, innocent people, you know, the kids. Yeah. That's a tragedy, obviously. Well, not that I'm agreeing in any way, shape or form, but

Speaker: Uh, you know, we're getting up there in age and we're looking back at these kids and that's, they're our future and the future is not looking so bright. Y 'all used to be worried about us. These little motherfuckers right now. God damn. I mean, you know, like I said, last weekend was the first time that my kids were around guns. I mean, not that they were around guns, but that they were around guns that were being fired.

Speaker: And that they were, that they were shooting guns. Uh, you know, uh, cash was cash blew my mind. He was amazing with the gun. Like, you know, we broke it down, showed him how.

Speaker: Told him the safety, this, that, and the other things. So could you much no fear with it was Major Proud? No. Yeah. Well, no, no, no, no, no. He had a respect for it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he had a respect for it. Because some people hold the gun and get all shaky or whatever. He really wanted to learn what his dad was telling him. He had no fear for that. That boy had no fear. And Austin, a buggy, she didn't want anything to do with it. But I think she's, even though she's my angry one, she's also kind of my hippie one. OK.

Speaker: Yeah, she's got that fuck you in your feelings attitude, but she's also like, peace, love and happiness, everybody. I'm vegan this week. That child doesn't use a fork or neck when she eats a steak. I don't think there's ever going to be anything vegan about her. She picks the steak up off the plate, medium rare and great. She's just like. Right.

Speaker: She's mine. That was mine. We're in a restaurant. Yeah, she's mine. I made this. I made her. No, no. You know, I, when I went to the store today, I picked up steaks and I was like, yeah, I'm gonna make steak because we don't do the vegan thing. No, but no, but but both Cash and Austin, they were, they wanted to shoot the gun. They wanted to see, you know, they wanted, you know,

Speaker: Cash more than Austin, but he wanted to learn how to load it, how to unload it. And it was just, it was a revolver. It looked like an old Western revolver. As a man, we want to do that. You know that, right?

Speaker: And Austin wanted to - As boys, we wanted to do that. Austin wanted to too. And she was like, all right, I've shot it. It was cool, but I'm done. Cash was like, we got more bullets. And it was like, my sister brought a box of bullets to the table. And it was like, get at it. That is a big total guy thing. Yeah, that is a problem for us. But I'm also looking at, right now, Austin, she's 17. She's almost 18. She's got two more years left in school. She's going to be going to college.

Speaker: I'm gonna take it is I kind of agree. I'm gonna take her went for her Shouldn't listen and But for her 18th birthday, I'm going to take her and I'm gonna let her either pick a 38 or a 380 You know good good guns and They're good. Let me let me use my shirt my words wise. Let me use my words wisely. They are good guns for protection and

Speaker: They are also good guns that can put a threat down real quick in an hour. And they're not something that's going to go off. In today's society, a 380 for your daughter, you get no complaints from me. I kind of endorse it. My sister carries a 380 in her purse at all times. Now, she said my nine was too big until I showed her and her 380 is actually heavier than my nine millimeter.

Speaker: And she was like, now I got some weight too. My nine millimeter is light, even loaded with a full magazine. It's lightweight. Light to you. No, even my sister said the same thing. My sister said the same thing. You have the Smith and Wesson. I have the Smith and Wesson. Smith and Wesson has changed their alloys.

Speaker: Smith & Wesson SD9 VE. It's a special, it's a, I don't want to say police, but it's designed for self -defense and, I mean, I don't think we'll get in too much trouble with YouTube and Twitch. It's unloaded and everything. It's unloaded, it's no clip, no magazine.

Speaker: That's a big damn gun. Actually, it's actually not very big, Tony. But this, the chamber up here.

Speaker: It's the only thing that's metal. The handle, the trigger, everything is all plastic. It's super lightweight. Even though it's lightweight, is it accurate? I found it scary. It is stupid accurate.

Speaker: I could shoot it with my eyes closed after. I bet you, I bet you my 1911 Colt weighs twice as much as it. Oh no, my sister's a little brain. My sister's a 1911 Colt, that thing weighed fucking, it was, it was weighty shit. I got, you know what, I'm gonna throw a challenge out there to all you gun owners. My sister's three. Until you can shoot a gun as accurate in an awkward position as Andy Garcia was in Untouchables, I got no fee for you.

Speaker: I got 17 bullets to shoot. I'm going to hit something. I'm just saying. That boy would have had a baby shoulder with one foot. His hand right here. He said, yeah, I got him. That was a cold ass. I got him.

Speaker: Where I grew up, I grew up, like I said, my first, one of my first toys was a 12 gauge. I went deer hunting at six years old. Well, that's a problem right there. It's not a toy. It should never be called a toy. No, it's true. But I mean, that was, I only got to touch it. I only got to touch it during deer season. Like a month before deer sitting, we'd go out target shoot.

Speaker: I was like, the rest of the year, it was locked up. I was around cash his age, maybe a little bit younger when my uncle took you. That's responsible to shit the way you said that. That's my point. That was responsible to shit. Yeah. The first gun I ever shot was a four 10. Uh, it's a shotgun rifle rifle. Um, I'm going to the fire range.

Speaker: First gun I ever shot was a 410. And before we ever did anything, and he stressed it multiple times to me, this is not a toy. God damn right. This is not a toy. All you men out there who got guns, you want to take your kids, you need to emphasize that into their heads because they get excited with that energy. One of the first things before my father handed me my first shotgun, he said, this is not a toy. Yes. You do not point this at anything unless you plan to kill it. Agreed.

Speaker: But the problem, Tony, is not the guns. It's the hands of the people that the gun or the hands of the people. That's my point. It's not just it's not just these school shootings. It's the gun violence in general. It's the gun user.

Speaker: It's the gun use it. Right, but if you never showed the proper way to use it and the proper way to handle it, you are a menace, David. You are a problem when you misuse it in the first damn place. Right. And I'm going to stick with that based on the gun laws that I've read alone and the purpose behind guns in the United States and why it is legal for us. That's why I got a problem with the gun owners who are doing what they're doing with them.

Speaker: Because you're supposed to defend the state and you can also have the right to defend yourself and your family. Right. That's without question. Those are the original laws. See, people don't understand anything. You just have a gun, you just go buck a motherfucker. Yeah, but some of these gun owners, as you say, a good majority of them that are committing crimes

Speaker: can that go the legal route to get their gun? Yes, this is. You know some old Jim Bob decides he's going to go rob a rob a liquor store more than likely. He didn't he didn't attain that gun legally or

Speaker: you know i can't i can't i can't say that i can't see a lot of people do have their guns legally by state law no but once again here's the thing if if i wanted a gun and i was in ohio and i could not buy a gun because of criminal past or whatever

Speaker: I couldn't get one within a matter of 45 minutes or less. I mean, you look at gangs and whether it be, so I put this out there so nobody can say that I said something that I didn't say, whether it be the Hells Angels or

Speaker: MS -13 or the Bloods of the Crips most of those guys cannot attain Or you would assume that most of those guys cannot attain guns legally. So how are they? Oh, oh, oh, I'm glad you brought that up because I was reading them when I was reading them But I did my broadcast on the gun laws if you have an organization is actually legal for the organization to have guns So you're saying it's legal

Speaker: for the Hell's Angels or Bloods and Crips or MS -13 or whatever the hell is.

Speaker: Right, but I think it's like that. I wish I could pull that back. I wish I could pull that back. I think that's like your American Legion group. Yeah, I think that's weird. Criminal organization. They didn't specify. Yeah, but I guarantee that the criminal organization. They don't start off as criminal. But they don't start off as criminal organizations. I understand that. Yes. But if you have a criminal. But a known criminal. I don't think the mafia can legally. And I go into a gun store and pick up a gun. However, you go to a gun show.

Speaker: You can go to a gun show. And that's where they need to that's that's that is where as far as gun laws and stuff like that go and regulations and whatnot. They need to have more regulations on gun shows.

Speaker: I've been to a couple of gun shows. They don't bullshit when they do that gun when they sell guns. They do talk to you about gun safety. But there's always that one guy in the back corner that's like from central Bumblefuck who don't want to act right? I agree. He goes across all big racial social demographic backgrounds on that one slap from Bumblefuck who fucks everything up. I agree. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, because I can, like I said, any one of us can go to a gun show tonight and come home with a gun. No background check. No, no, no nothing. Just go, Hey, I like that one. I want it. Okay. How much ammo do you want? All of it. Oh, okay. They don't ask questions. They don't ask questions because I mean, where do you think I got my 1911? I got my 1911 gun show.

Speaker: I bought my, I bought my Smith and Wesson from some crackhead on the corner of 13. Actually, let me clarify that because, you know, that's what we had to do now on the show. In all honesty, I actually went to a local gun shop, locally owned gun shop, veteran owned and all the employees and there were veterans.

Speaker: And they give back to the community and they do a lot of work with the veterans. Hence the reason why I did a background check on you, which is why you get it. Yeah. The only reason I got mine at a gun show and I'll clarify is because I was there. The gun was there. No, I, I have shotguns and everything else that I had to do background checks on. I, you know, I, uh, 38.

Speaker: I want, this is four guns I'm going to buy when I become a gun on or off the rip. There's going to be four guns that I'm going to buy. Just be a straight up. You silly. You're going to be a gunner when you're going to shoot kids. I'm not shooting kids. You're a gunner. You're a gunner.

Speaker: The point is, the point is, is it's not just the background check. It's the mental health background check that they need. Well, and again, like I said, if, you know, if I ever become, if I ever do that, I can't argue that I can't become president at first, you're going to be sterilized. And then when you reach a certain age, if you decide you want to have kids, you have to pass a mental and I, and they, and an IQ test.

Speaker: before you're allowed to be. I agree. I agree. We've all seen it. That movie's fucked up. Which one is that? It was aocracy trying to make himself. You need to see that. You need to see that movie, Tony. It's literally about how Terry Crews president, but it's basically how society

Speaker: smarter people were not breeding because they were smart. They're like, oh, well, let's wait till I have my 401Ks bigger. Let's wait till this. Where dumb people were just fucking constantly because they're dumb and we're getting pregnant. So there's more dumb people than smart people. Fucking Jesus. It's an old ass movie. Terry, President Camacho, wasn't it? That was his name, right? Yeah. President Camacho.

Speaker: The presidential table was too big for the room so they just put a hole in the White House. Unbelievable.

Speaker: Oh, dude, it's fucked up. That movie's so stupid. It's a dumb movie, but it's funny as fuck, but... Dax Shepard, Dax Shepard as a lawyer? Yeah, if it isn't... And he promised lawyer on the planet. If it isn't where we are heading as a society, I don't know what to put. You know what? That movie pretty soon will be a fucking documentary. Absolutely. Jeff, remember that link you sent me a couple of months ago?

Speaker: The other one I had isn't working anymore You're at the break you want to do your break now you want to

Speaker: How about I want to? Yeah, I want to. Actually, it's a much needed break. We're going to. We're going to take a break. We're going to come back. We're done with the serious. We're done with all that. You know we have our tennis. We can get serious from time to time.

Speaker: But conversations are stimulating to those, especially because to the truckers, honky home one damn time when you're thinking and you're driving, it'll keep you awake. And that's the great thing. And I've said this to people when they ask about our show and people that listen to the show, they have actually said that.

Speaker: you know the three of us uh you know we've we've all been kind of labeled uh tony you you definitely are uh more liberal more left leader uh maybe yeah maybe more far left jeff is

Speaker: way, right, borderline crazy. And then I'm in the middle. And that's and this isn't just me saying that people have actually said it to me. I said that to you. I'll say thank you. But no, it's true. But we've proven one simple fact that three people that have different beliefs

Speaker: can sit down weekly and have conversations. We just had a conversation about guns where we, well, Chris and I feel very similar about it where Tony's a little, little more left leaning on it, but we were able to make points where we can all understand. And that's what they've said. And that's what a lot of people have said when they, when they say that they're like, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but

Speaker: You know, when we get on more serious topics and we have, you know, political or whatever, the center there or whatever.

Speaker: That's how they've described the three of us. And that's what they've said is the fact that the three of you totally different mindsets, totally different opinions. Yes. Yeah. Well, I get labeled a lot where sometimes you agree with Jeff. Sometimes you agree with Tony, but at the end of the day, you still have your own point of view. Um, but you guys can talk about things and nobody's getting mad at the other one in the world these days. Yeah. And we can, we're not solving the world's problems or anything like that, but each one of us can sit back and go,

Speaker: Well, maybe I, you know, I know there's been times where Jeff is like, Hey, well, maybe Tony's kind of right on this or Tony said the same thing about Jeff. I know I've done it to both of you guys. I mean, I know Tony.

Speaker: And I, we were having a conversation about the gun shootings and he was, he was, he was fit to be tied on taking, you know, on, on his stance with the guns. And I said something and Tony was like, wait a minute. I didn't even think about that. You know? Because we listened to each other. I was trying to shit on each other. Yeah. We're not trying to, we're not trying to win the conversation. Non -sensical nonsense podcast. God damn it. Like shit, just grab all that bullshit. The fuck is wrong. We're not trying to win the conversation.

Speaker: Oh hell yeah. And that's the bottom line because Glick said so. I honestly think, I honestly think that's the problem with society right now is everybody's trying to win and win the conversation and be like, I'm the smartest motherfucker in the room. I know I'm not the smartest motherfucker in the room. It's not even the smartest. It's the, how can I out stupid, stupid besides. Exactly. Exactly.

Speaker: Everybody's trying to listen and acknowledge that, okay, Chris is an asshole but he's got a point.

Speaker: or Tony's, Tony's, you know, he's, he's pushing on this, this gun thing where he's like guns is bad, blah, blah, blah, but he's got, I don't do that. I don't do that. No, no, but you know, and I said that because I've, when I worked as security forces officer, we had to learn gun safety, which I have no fucking problem with a bunch of jokers. I think gun safety should be taught in school.

Speaker: I'm not necessarily having guns in the classroom. You can do it. You have a cop come in or somebody come in, a registered trainer and you sit down with a class of 10 or 15 kids at a time. I got a question. You got Apple and Android products. Android. That's why it doesn't work. Okay. What?

Speaker: I got apples. Oh, yeah, that's probably that. Yeah. Everybody tells me that. Oh, you got Apple. How many fucking times I say I got Apple? Apple. Y 'all are the most non -listening motherfuckers. Apple's joke, dude. No, it isn't a joke. It's secure as fuck. I'll pay for that money. I will pay for this security. That shit is hard to beat. It can't be my security. I don't do anything online except work.

Speaker: And everything I use at work is secure through something else. So I don't have to work through something else. Well, it's not my business. It's boss. But the point is, is like, if you literally had somebody come in and teach the kids at age, let's say 10. I'm not necessarily mad at you though, because there's no law on who can own a gun on the federal level. Unlike Tony, I am necessarily mad at you.

Speaker: I'll get over it. Yes, you will. That would be something that, you know. I think the main problem with guns in the first place is so many people don't know how to use them that they get around them and they get scared. I absolutely agree with that. I agree with both of that. I think people are afraid of them. And I also think that people are not taught properly. They're not shown.

Speaker: You know, there's a lot of people out there and there's been a lot of cases take what they see in Hollywood to be as true. Yes. As advice to you, you're going to fly 14 threes from a window. And there has been a lot of cases without, we're not, we're not going to single out any cases or anything like that. But there have been a lot of cases where yes, the person was defending themselves or whatever, but

Speaker: They didn't need to go the route that they went. I mean, and I've said it, I've said it on the show many times, many, many, many times. Uh, yes, I have a gun in my house. Yes. My gun is for personal protection. If somebody breaks in my house, my gun is not my, my gun is not my first react. I am going to get my gun, but I also have other means to, um,

Speaker: take care of the situation. Now, if somebody breaks in my house and I run out empty handed and they have a gun, I run into the hallway and I'm dead. Now if I have my gun and I'm already, you know, I know how to use my gun. I know that I'm not going to just jump out in my hallway and be like, Oh, who the fuck in my house? You know, I'm going to come out ready and comes down to who's faster.

Speaker: And if I'm already up and if I've already got it in the house, somebody breaks in. There's no question there. Yeah. Now, you know, if somebody comes into my house and they're on a baseball bat and they can't get out of my house before my hands get on them.

Speaker: Well, that's going to be a hard one. And Chris just reminds himself, I'll get less of a sentence for a rape charge than I will a murder charge. I just watched this. It's funny you broke in. I just watched this show on Netflix. It's funny you broke in. I just finished watching How to Build a Sex.

Speaker: I just finished the sex room. You ever seen a flashlight? Stranger things? This is cool. I'm going to test it on you. You ever seen Silence of the Lambs? You want to do a layer?

Speaker: Fucking song kicks off in that wild Bill's dancing. I totally want to set up my house. I was at Home Depot today, and they had rumbles. And I want to get, and I found a couple of lights that I can connect to my Alexa, where I can put on, you know, I saw it. Yeah, you can attach them with your TikTok there. It says, Alexa, release, what is it?

Speaker: At least the dolphins in this motherfucker. No, it's, it's like Alexa, Alexa threat level two. And it's a rumble comes out with a claymore on it and let the bodies hit the floor. Start explaining. I like that. There's a few different videos like that where, you know, there's like, uh, Alexa, we need all the guns.

Speaker: and they come out from the headboard and everything else. Oh my gosh, this dude's got a table. And he says, Alexa, we need guns. And the top comes up and there's like a couple of rifles. He says, Alexa, we need all the guns and more compartments open. And I was like, oh, I want. I like that. So, so we're going to work. We are. What's up, Sadie? I'm not so much worried about the time tonight. Okay. How about to say, God damn, if you don't go to break,

Speaker: Yeah, no, no, we're getting ready. I'm not so much worried about time tonight. I figure we're going to go over tonight. I mentioned you guys. I probably got to work in the morning just so you know. Damn, on Sunday? I got nothing to do with that. I needed it. I've been out for a while, so I got to guess. Oh, no. I don't blame you. I mentioned to you guys Wednesday night about maybe a potential after show and done one of those in a while. So I'm not too pressed on time, but we are going to take a break. I just wanted to get that conversation

Speaker: Out of our system. We'll wrap that up and get on with those dick and fart groups. We'll table it for later because you know I'll go all day with this bullshit. Yeah, we will always reach back around. We can always come back to it. But I'm just talking about for tonight, we got it out of our systems. We're gonna, I didn't want to take a break when we were still having the discussion. That's the end of the political. We're gonna keep your time frame. I would have done that.

Speaker: Yeah, tonight's one of those rare occasions. I'm not, I'm not worried about timeframe. I figured, you know, if we go over, we go over. It's not that big a deal. Unfortunately.

Speaker: My beautiful lady is at work until like three, so. That's why he's got time on his hands. I was like last night, I was trying to do things to keep myself awake. I don't know if you've done this, but I'll sit there. I was watching that manifest on TV and I was also scrolling through TikTok. And if I scroll through TikTok too long, my head starts

Speaker: Oh, I was just about time. It's about time. No, no, no, no. No, it happens all the time. In a minute, I'm going to need it. And I actually, I actually spent everything on the app.

Speaker: I took a nap for the simple fact that I was like, Chris wants to go do an after show tonight. I'm going to take a nap. That way I'm rice and refreshed for tonight's show. So I'm wide the fuck way. Nice. No, I was Prince was live. Chaos was live last night with a couple of his and I was in the, I was chatting with them and shooting the shit. I was going to say Prince. But I'm the Prince of Chaos, Prince of Chaos.

Speaker: You're still here, buddy. Nobody can see it. If you want to move to that wall, go ahead and do it. That's fine.

Speaker: Frank and I were chit -chatting and he was like, hey man, just so you know, I got connections over here. You want to hang out with Prince? I was like, yeah, sure. So, you know, from beyond the grave, I got to see Prince Live last night. It was amazing. I'm not the biggest Prince fan, but it was so cool.

Speaker: No, Prince of Chaos was live last night on TikTok with another friend of ours, and they were on Instagram. He was live today, too. Yeah, he was live today. I was in there shooting a shit with him a little bit today when I got back home. But I'm the type of person where, if Jodie's got to work late,

Speaker: I'm going to stay up so that she can call me on her way home. So I know she gets home safe. And like she tells me, she's like, I've been doing this for a long time. I'm like, yeah, I know you have, but it's a peace of mind for me because I care about you and because I love you. I want to make sure you get home. Okay. You know, so if we're on the phone, it makes me feel a little bit better.

Speaker: Yep. So I stay up. Uh, and I was up till about four o 'clock last night so we could chitchat and I was up again. Uh, I think I got up this morning at about eight 30 or nine and I fully planned on being up tonight. Um, just trying to, you know, last night I went out and watched that. Oh yeah. We got to give them that we're going to take a break real quick.

Speaker: But I watched the movie and I'll add jazz. But we're going to take a break. We got the gun discussion out of our systems, a little serious talk. We can do that on here from time to time. We have a guest coming up down the road that it's going to be a rare occasion where the whole show will be a pretty serious conversation. It will be, but we'll still mix in the funny.

Speaker: So, but with that being said, we do got a little Blacktop Mojo. And when we come back, speaking of music, when we come back from break, our boy, Rock Lee, who does our intro music, if you guys like our intro to our show, our boy, Rock Lee, wrote and put out a brand new song that I've got a little snippet for you guys. And I commented on this. He sent me the full song, which I sent to you guys.

Speaker: And then he put it on TikTok and I commented and I said, you need to fucking release this shit and let's make a video and I'll be the main character of the video for you. Because the song is something else, but I'm gonna play that. I'm gonna play that as well when we come back from break. So, but with that being said, we do got a little Blacktop Mojo. Check them out on all social media and wherever you stream music at Blacktop Mojo, go show the guys some love. They're back on tour again, doing what they do, busting their asses.

Speaker: We're gonna take uh give us about four minutes. We got a little blacktop mojo with uh, I love this fucking song uh signals gone It's a cool little video too. Run it. So we'll be ranked by

Speaker: Speak up now darling You're growing faint My Technicolor view is turning gray Twist the antenna round Guess there's something wrong There's nothing but a white noise now The signal's gone

Speaker: Gone, gone, gone I sit alone now The screen is cracked

Speaker: I hit the side again but the picture won't come back I tried to wait it out but I fell asleep near dawn I guess I won't know how it ends The signal's gone Gone, gone, gone

Speaker: Gone gone gone

Speaker: Yeah, welcome back to nonsense school nonsense everybody. Hopefully you enjoyed that first hour. We had a little. We got the funny out of the way a little bit more serious than normal, but hopefully you guys still enjoyed the first hour. We are back. I'm good hanging out with the one and only Jeffrey and Tony D in the his house. Say hello everybody. Most definitely. Most definitely.

Speaker: It turns out that these boys like me. I'm just kidding. Calm down, Jeffery. You sound like God damn munchkin killed over there. Yeah, I know. What is it? I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never,

Speaker: I hope you guys enjoyed the first time. We are back. We're going to get back into the normalcy of the show while we are there. Let me jump butt in because I know you want to stutter and think. But let me give you a shout out, too, because this is what you do. I want to give a shout out to Mike Patton. Mike Patton did something I asked him to do. I told him it would be a major milestone in his career, and I am extremely proud of him. If you don't know Mike Patton, he does touring this AFC South. He was a fellow house broadcaster.

Speaker: He had an interview with Jamel Hill. I consider that to be big time for him. Big ups to that shit, Mike Patton. Everybody check him out, touring the AFC South. He's all over the place. Biggest for Mike Patton. No disrespect. I don't know if I know who Mike Patton is. But no, I don't know. I might have to see him. But if you guys aren't already, go and check us out on all social media. Check us out on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok.

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Speaker: That's where we like to be. We like to be in your ear holes. Yeah. Consensually. Consensually, of course. Yes. Sign the page saying, I can say. What would you allow us in your ear hole?

Speaker: we won't we won't ear hole rape you unless you have an asshole friend that's like listen to these assholes and they jam their earbuds in your in your ear which we're not responsible for that yeah at that point we have ridiculous responsibility

Speaker: We are not held accountable. For those of you that might be listening to this on Spotify or any of those places where you listen to podcasts that what you cannot see right now is Tony D's G line and him shaking his G line is growing which is which is the line on his head that is shaped like a G for click. You have no idea. And him shaking his head in absolute disgust right now. But we also have an email you guys can reach out to us anytime

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Speaker: And there's a bio link there for you. You click that little link. That's going to take you everywhere, baby. Yeah, it will. Everywhere. We're going to take you where you need to be, baby. The magical nonsensical nonsense carpet. Space belt ain't got nothing on me.

Speaker: I am the true girl. We got Jeff and we have the contribute to the store. The contributor extraordinaire and the house. I'm the true girl. You heard

Speaker: You heard what I said. The challenge is still out there, Tom Brady. Tom Brady, I will show you who the goat is, and I'll do it wearing one of your jerseys that'll make it stink. I'm the goat, Tom Brady. I don't know why I have such a vendetta against Tom Brady. I love the man. I think I love him more than I love Ryan Reynolds, but. Ooh. That's fightin' worse. That's fightin' worse. I haven't really been pretty much serious.

Speaker: Yeah, but Tom. Tom, do you see the video I sent? The gay test video that I sent? No, I don't know. Just open the tunnel alone. I did not watch it, no. No, it looked like it was a picture of Zendaya and then Tom Holland. It says, what, do you want one or two? And of course, as a male, you go with Zendaya. Of course. And then it shows Zendaya and Ryan Reynolds. And you're kind of in a predicament at that point. I'm not.

Speaker: Well, in a few months, I have a, in November, well, teaser for you guys. In November, I will be posting a video on our, on our TikTok page.

Speaker: Okay. Or No Nut November. No Nut November, huh? Yes, sir. So... What? You're stuck here with four fucking kids. Yeah, but you know No Nut November is, right? You do not know Nut November is. That's where you don't masturbate, you don't anything. Yeah, I know. That, once again, that's kind of the weekend I'm in. I can't just randomly

Speaker: Dude, I have three kids myself not to randomly do it. I mean, wait till the kids go to sleep, whatever. Give them some night. Well, poor form. I'm usually asleep before they put on little John. Get the bottle. Get the bottle on that wall. Put little John on shot.

Speaker: I brought up Tom Holland. I did watch last night, I watched Tom Holland, Mark Wahlberg movie. That was Uncharted based off the video game.

Speaker: It was not terrible. It wasn't great or it wasn't terrible. It didn't look bad. It's kind of like that Channing Tatum Sandra Bullock movie. It doesn't look good. I have not seen that yet. Speaking of movies. Speaking of movies. Fifty followers ago. Get it. Get it. Everybody, if you're listening, nobody's listening. Nobody likes us anymore since we cut the drama out and we just got into having fun again.

Speaker: We could have a drama if they want to. You want drama? No, no, no, no. Drama is what made me like, ugh. What were we talking about in the pre -show, Jeffrey? Yep. About to get my hopper on. That's what you said the other day. I did something. I did something or I said something and she's like, oh shit, dad's about to get his hopper on. Let's see.

Speaker: It's a stranger things thing, but the actor that plays What's his name Jim Hopper and stranger things Everybody says that that guy he also played and the remake of Hellboy Yes after Ron Perlman Hellboy, but the guy who put everybody says that's me like him and I are basically the same You could be Hellboy. That's true. You could be Hellboy. I

Speaker: I ain't mad at that. Hellboy was badass. Hellboy was Hellboy was hell. I'm waiting on him to go ahead and put him with his daddy that nobody's talking about. Right? His name is David Harper. David Harper. Yeah, check Google this guy real quick. But we were talking about movies. That is a beard. He needs a beard.

Speaker: But so I recently, as in the other day. There's something with a beard, Chris. Are you happy? Yeah. More brothers. That's my long lost twin. Might be. Somebody tagged him. He's literally roughly about your size, too. Somebody tagged him. He's not an overly big guy, but he's not small. He's not a big guy, but he's not small, yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. Somebody tagged him. I say he's six four, something like that. Everybody, what's his name? David what? David Hopper, Harbor. Everybody, everybody who listens to this podcast, tag David Harbor, Hopper from stranger things and tell him that his long lost twin brother, uh, host a podcast, not sensible nonsense, and would like to be reunited with him so we can get our Hopper on together. Wow.

Speaker: How fucking cool would that be if that happened? If I'm like, hey guys, by the way, we have a special guest tonight. He's in my car. He's done a couple of movies. He was also in Black Widow. Yeah. He played, uh... He was her dad. Yeah, he played her dad in Black Widow. Who the hell have a fucking movie? Okay, well, nobody knows a good damn movie. That was a good fucking movie. Yeah, yeah. People shit on that movie, but I like it. It's stupid. Fuck it. I said it. He's in the Super Bowl as well.

Speaker: Well, he was just like a background character. I think he was the one with Will Smith. Yeah, he had to be a background character. He might have been one of the correction officers. Yeah, I think so. Oh, you know what? I think he was. I think he was the one that came in and fucked with Harley before Joker broke her out. Joker broke her out at the end.

Speaker: No, no, no, no. No, when she when when she was when she was at the prison and yeah, it was at the end, but she was in like that glass enclosure that that security officer that with her. Was that him? Or did we just make a he played a return to the first dollar to Oliver? Oh, you know what? He was Jared Leto's guy. The lawyer, the lawyer. He was the lawyer.

Speaker: The lawyer was called a lawyer. You might want to keep your mouth shut. No, I like the guy. I'm trying to reunite. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Speaker: I like, I, you know what, I, I stand corrected. He played, he was one of the senators. Oh, he was shaving. He was shaving. Yeah. He was so different with no, he's one of the joint chiefs. He's one of the joint chiefs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody, everybody looks so different without facial hair. Right. Those of you who follow, no, wait. He was, he was in that.

Speaker: No, I don't think that anybody has seen that. What's that? Cause I never got, I never, I never did the, I never did the video. Where he looks like you. Yeah. Yeah. He had a great character in that movie. That was a damn good movie. I liked him in that movie. He was awesome. Everybody liked it. Let me tell you something. Two movies that didn't get enough credit in my opinion was Black Widow and Snake Eyes. Both of them were good movies.

Speaker: No, the one that came out last year was good. They didn't talk too good about it, but I liked it. I was not mad at that movie. He's done a lot of stuff. I was just kind of looking over his filmology.

Speaker: I'm trying to find something here where Tony won. Wait a minute. Okay. He was in Brokeback Mountain, the equalizer, the extraction, war of the world. He said Brokeback Mountain. Why'd you start off with Brokeback Mountain? I'll just stop listening. It was really right after. Okay. You guys want to see somebody looking totally different without facial hair? Yeah, you. Who the hell is that? It's too bright. It's too bright. Hold on a second.

Speaker: uh he was in that TV show Pan Am. Jesus. He was in that parkland. That's a that's a that's a that's a different dude right there. I don't know if you guys saw the parkland TV show. Nope. I do that. It was about uh the host after he was shot. Wow.

Speaker: been a lot of **** movies. We keep talking about movies and stuff but what I wanted what I wanted to bring up to you guys was um yeah sorry um I started rewatching a movie franchise. Which one uh oh uh that that we all kind of **** on.

Speaker: Urban Legends. I never really shit on it because I didn't. I only saw the first one. Oh, okay. You didn't see the full franchise. There's three movies in the Urban Legend franchise. We did have a conversation about it and we all had that. They were good movies. I didn't watch them a lot, but they were good movies. I don't remember anything bad. We all kind of poo -pooed on it a little bit after the first one. Yeah, because they were a little bit silly. The first one was great.

Speaker: I just rewatched all three of them again. I will speak for myself because I was probably the harshest out of the three of us.

Speaker: exactly what I expected. I just didn't think I'd hear you. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah. They were actually, actually, even the third one, a little corny, a little cheesy, but they were still really fucking good. They did a good job on those movies. They did a fantastic job. They did a good job. There was nothing wrong with those movies.

Speaker: It was just a little corny, a little cheesy. After Scream and Before Final Destination, I believe. Final Destination. Those movies give me so much anxiety. Final Destination. And I think that's the whole point. But if I can use a term that was adopted from Happy Days. Final Fantasy. That's a goddamn video game. Final Destination.

Speaker: uh kind of jumped the shark it jumped the big shark because because they went much like saw and we've had this conversation about a lot of movies much like saw they tried to bring it all around they have the purge you just did too many i like the purge that last one was good the same thing the last

Speaker: I'll say the last screen movie was like, ah, stop it.

Speaker: Yeah, but here's the thing. They got your money, did they not? Yeah, but the new one that they just did, the new screen movie, the brand new one that just came out like last year or whatever, they brought it back around again. I didn't watch it yet. I don't know. I didn't care about it. Okay. I was like, okay, up to the third one year. I kind of called it. They brought it right back around. What I mean by final destination giving me anxiety is... Not to mention the screaming MTV show is really good.

Speaker: I don't, I don't remember which final destination it is, but when the girls jumping on the balance beam and there's that screw there and you're like, Oh my God, she's going to land on a fucking screw. And she doesn't. It gives me the most anxiety. But that was, that was what final destination did really good as the misdirect, the misdirect. Yeah, the misdirect was strong. Yeah. Because didn't she eventually just get killed by the fucking air conditioner anyways?

Speaker: where at one point you think she's going to land on the screw, you think she's going to get electrocuted with the actual architecture lands on her. And that and the misdirect, the misdirect is what a lot of the old school horror movies and as I was rewatching through urban legend, a lot of misdirects, a lot of misdirects. Well, that's how you can tell when a movie like those does well.

Speaker: You know, if their misdirect is so well that like I keep, I know she's not going to land on the said screw, but I keep going, she's going to land on that fucking screw. I can't watch it. And it doesn't happen. That misdirect is what keeps you going back. Yeah, no, exactly. And that's what I love about horror movies. And I love about the horror franchise. And Jeff, I've told you this. I actually was telling you before the show, when we was pre -show, when we was talking,

Speaker: Antonio, you haven't watched him yet either. Check out American Horror Story. No. Right. Yes. And then we'll listen. Listen, there's 10 seasons. When I saw that episode, when Lady Gaga let that dude get messed up by that damn whatever the fuck it was, and she said that and talked to him like, it was nothing. I said, I'm done with this TV show. But here's the thing. Watch season one, Murder House.

Speaker: If you want to watch asylum, watch asylum. It just went a little sideways. The one with the carnival was weird enough to me. The Freaks was good. I think it was a hotel. Watch Covenant. Watch Covenant. Jeffrey, I think you'll like Covenant. I heard Covenant was excellent. I heard Covenant was good. That's the one with Angela Bassett. That's the one with Angela Bassett. Well, Angela Bassett's in almost every season. Is she really? Yeah, and so is

Speaker: chick from misery. Kathy Bates. She's amazing. Amazing in hotel. She was scared me in misery and the family. That movie is like what from the early eighties. She is so good. An American horror story and the Roanoke season.

Speaker: gets a lot of hate and a lot of people shit on it. She's fantastic. My two favorite seasons with Kathy Bate and American Horror Story is Covenant and Hotel. Yeah, Hotel was something else. Hotel was something else. Carnival drew the line, but the one Lady Gaga was in, that was done. The more you screen, the more you screen, the more he likes it. I'm like, what the fuck?

Speaker: season. Oh shit Francis Conroy's in that shit too. The cast is crazy good in all the seasons. The latest season is a double feature. Okay. And it's, it's a little weird, but it's good. But they have, I think it's season nine or 10 is 1984. And it's kind of a,

Speaker: 19 of the four had decent reviews, I want to say. It was good because it was kind of like an homage to the Slasher films. And I was telling Jody about the American Horror Story every season.

Speaker: is loosely based in reality and true stories and true events. So like hotel is based off of the Cecil Hotel in California and the Murder Hotel, HH Holmes from Chicago.

Speaker: murder houses, freak show. So that makes you want to not watch it that much more. Freak show, freak show. In one of those fucking hotels. Yeah, freak show, freak show is based off of the circus freaks, which they have a town down in Florida of all fucking places where these circus freaks have lived for centuries.

Speaker: Speaking of Florida, I found a main that I got to find again and send you guys. It's the creator of fireworks saying I found a solution to all the fingers in Florida. JPP is still down in Florida, right? You still playing for the Bucks? You got a ring too.

Speaker: Yes, he did. He's a much deserved ring. He's going to get another one. Tampa's going to fuck around and get another ring. Tom Brady's going to be 55. 55 still playing in the winter ring. He's going to hit six more in Tampa. I don't know. They should have got one last year. I don't know. He could go get 30 more if he just goes sales.

Speaker: It doesn't matter Tom Brady because as I've said, I'm the fucking goat. I don't care how many rings you have on your fingers. I'm the greatest of all time. Don't listen to him. Trust me. Don't listen to him. I'm just trying to. Oh, shit. Tony, I'm trying to. Ant -Man and the Wasp poster just came out. Yeah, I saw that. How great would that be if we could score Tom Brady on this podcast?

Speaker: Fucking awesome. That would be amazing. Yeah, so stop discouraging me. Tell Tom Brady. Oh, boys, that looks dope. Tell Tom Brady. I'm his daddy. No, you're not. I am. You are not going to help him getting here by talking shit like that. Yes, I will. That is the new man in the bottom realm. Yeah, there's moms. There's moms. I like that. He's a champ. He's a champ like I am. I'm waiting on Wakanda forever.

Speaker: I did see, I don't know if you boys have seen the new John Wick trailer. Yes, I did. Holy fuck. I'm in. Yes, I did. I'm in. Yes, I did. A, because it's Keanu. B, because John Wick. You just finished talking about movies for 30 minutes. You were talking about movies.

Speaker: We're all talking about movies, but I'm going to move on to the next subject. That's what we do. I gotta, I gotta, I got something for you guys. Unbelievable. I have great news for everybody. Unbelievable. It's good news for you. It's good news for you, Jeffrey. It's good news for Tony. It's good news for me. It's good news for the show.

Speaker: When I come back, you're going to love this news. Eat your words. You're going to love this news. We've got to go before we can even wait for you to get back. You're going to love this news. I want to see the new John Wick. I rewatch John Wick again.

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Speaker: Yeah, well, I think a lot of phase four came down to the TV shows. That's what I underestimated. I was thinking it was the movies. And is Miss Marvel done? No. Yeah, I think they said they weren't going to do it season two. They have to do it season two. Like, did they end season? The first season's over, yeah. The first season's over, yes. OK. Because it kind of ends kind of weirdly. Did you see that after credit thing? No, I did not. You might want to. I'll have to check that out.

Speaker: I found that to be very interesting and they tying the two together, which makes sense to a lot of people. All right, gentlemen, are you ready for the good news? We're waiting on you. Good news for everybody. The good news for everybody is Tony D is like 55 followers away from going live on TikTok where he won't... 49. 49, where he won't mention this show. He'll mention everything, but this show where he's a prominent fixture, where he is a part.

Speaker: I have mentioned the hell out of this show. Tony D only mentions this show when he's on this show. Outside of this show. For the love of God, you bastard. And that, my friend, is why I'm the champ. Oh, God. And that's the bottom line, because Glitch said so. Oh, hell, yeah. That boy right over here. There we go.

Speaker: I even got the Brahma Bullshirt on and everything. Jesus Christ. So what is your good news, Chris? So I do want to go into a conversation, but not that we're pressed for a break or anything like that. But after our last break, I do have a conversation for you guys that is an absolute goddamn game changer. And Jeff, I can't help you on your end, but Tony, if I have to

Speaker: spend money for both of us on this game changer, I will and I am 100%. But what I wanted to say when we was talking in the pre -show or at the very beginning of the show, Jeff, you used to have one of these phones, the Hawaii's or Hawaii's or Hawaii's or Hawaii's or whatever you want to call them. Where's the heart?

Speaker: apparently the reason and they were never not available in the US because I have friends who have them. Right. Why the US government was trying to block them from the US and not allow them in the US was because the Chinese built software and technology in them. Hold on a second, gentlemen. Go ahead.

Speaker: I gotta do this right. The Chinese put technology and software in the Hawaii's or Hawaii's or Hawaii. Whatever you want to call them. Cell phones that would jam and block American nuclear weapons so we couldn't fire them off.

Speaker: Wow. I'm growing your eyes when I play the X -Files theme music, but now you know why. I don't think it was. That is a news article that came out today. That was the news article that came out today as why the American government was trying to put a fan on those folks. Wow. And I read the headline and lost my shit. And my first thought was,

Speaker: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not the main reason. I like that. I like that very a little bit more than the fact that that's a fun theory though, right? No, that's what they're doing on TikTok. They're not grabbing data from the phones. They're grabbing data off of TikTok.

Speaker: Yeah, I bet that. Grabbing data off of computers in general. Yeah, but Doc is a Chinese -owned app. Yeah, I'm not going to dive any further in that because I'm going to tell you guys right here now, the only thing I read was the headline and I started laughing my ass off. I was like, oh, them sons of bitches. Well, along those lines,

Speaker: Now we're creating a new cell phone. It's called the Glick Way. We're going to send it to China. You will no longer be able to make rice in China if you buy a new one. Stop making rice. Jesus. And all the cats will die, so you guys will starve. Nice.

Speaker: Tony something that I know you give me a break. Go to bed or something. Don't forget to work in the morning. Have you seen the list of people that have been to Epstein Island yet? I've seen some of them. I haven't seen the whole list, no. Very interesting list. Oh, yes, it is. The question is, who isn't on that list is the question, except us. I know I'm not on that fucking list. What's going on, lurkers and stalkers? How you guys doing?

Speaker: Don't be shy. Say hello to us. You can chat with us. Don't be afraid. It's a joke. Oh, my God. Everything has to have a fucking display. Keep it up. You're going to learn. Keep it up. They are workers. They're stalkers. They're creepers. Say hello. Come on. We're friendly. Go get it off another platform. I'm back. I'm back. I got released out of Facebook jail, by the way. Oh, nice. I got released. I got released on good behavior.

Speaker: I'm back for the time being. I still have restrictions. I still have restrictions. I'm still on probation, but I'm out. I'm out of the clink, boys. I'm out of the clink. I got a warning. I got a warning on my TikTok for a video I did. You guys probably both have warnings before guilty by association. They're like, oh, you guys are friends with that click character. Warning. I took a video off of TikTok.

Speaker: where a guy cuts a tree and then the whole tree stands up like the roots are yeah yeah and it comes up and I and I put every time my wife comes in the room and the tree comes up and uh and I it got taken down

Speaker: and they gave me a warning because it was dangerous activity. I was like, I got the video off a fucking TikTok. I got a warning for y 'all too. When you nasty motherfucker, please take care of your teeth so I can stop seeing these videos on TikTok. Y 'all got some horrible ass toenails. Man, there is a TikTok. What is it? What is it? A toenail fixer 11 or something like that? Oh!

Speaker: Listen, when your toenail changes the skin on your toe, because it's so crooked and yellow. Oh my god, the hangnails and... I've never had one of those ingrown nails. The feeling of the actual nail being taken out. It's amazing, but I don't want to watch videos. And I don't know how that video ended up on my goddamn algorithm.

Speaker: I was like, what the hell are they? Oh, it's a pedicure. Cool. Oh, wow. Your toes are kind of jacked up. You should have gone. Oh, God. Oh, God. He's not a pedicure. No. No, did you see the pimple popper one? No, I don't watch that shit. I don't watch that shit. This dude's got a pimple on his back that's the size of a fucking saw. No, I don't know. No, I don't know. And they use a, they use like a exact - No! And it fucking just falls over the goddamn mirror.

Speaker: No, no means no, Jeffrey. I don't watch those videos. I have a very strong stomach. I cannot handle certain things.

Speaker: I can't, I can't do that. But when you get 14 to 30 a day, you're like, no, no, no, no. You're the reason why that algorithm popped up on non -sensical nonsense. You're not allowed on non -sensical nonsense. I haven't been on non -sensical nonsense ticked off in a while.

Speaker: Oh my God, I fell across that and I'm sorry. In your own toenails, the pimple poppers. Oh, got it. He had the worms in his eye. Yeah, yeah. I can't do that either. I can't do that either. Bugs inside me, that television show, I can't do that either. Don't make that's why. Real shit, real shit too. Do you see the one where they took the camera and the dude's ear? No, no, no, no. The ear wax looks like 70 year old paint.

Speaker: That's me. Ear wax doesn't bother me. No. No, that's why I don't visit places like Cancun. This looks like somebody did a really shitty grease job in 1942. Because I don't want bugs living inside my body. How about you clean your shit? No, I don't care. The ear wax thing does not gross me out. But the bugs in your body and then the Dr. Pimple Popper and the fucking gross hangnail. The ingrown hairs.

Speaker: The ingrown hairs are ruthless. And then the hair is like 12 feet long. Yes. And it's a whole cluster of them. And they pull it out of the black hair. I'm like, Jesus. Time for break. Oh, shit. This is what I want to do when we come back from break. And I didn't get to. Broke. Broke. Broke. We are. Tony, you just came back from broke back Machichi. No, I didn't.

Speaker: So I was saying before we went to break, our boy Adam just, I'm a hundred percent pulling the e -brake because I'm thinking about this stuff and I'm, I'm not going to get sick. But our boy, Rock Lee, who does the intro to our, our, our, our, our awesome show here, uh, put out, uh, written, wrote and put out a brand new song. And I got a little snippet for you guys. I love it.

Speaker: We know that. I wrote this song last night. Tell me what you think.

Speaker: It's our boy Rock Lee in EDM combat.

Speaker: I want to get my hands on it. The full song is amazing. It was on SoundCloud. I think it's still there. SoundCloud, EDM, Houdback. I'll put a link on Facebook and stuff like that, that he sent me. And I fucking love it. I really do. I love that goddamn song. It's so powerful. And it really, you know, if you've ever been through a shitty situation with a significant other male and or female, you can 100 % believe it. How many of us can believe that?

Speaker: real hard, it really did. But I love the song and I commented on TikTok and I was like, bro, if you don't fucking release this motherfucker, like right now and do a music video and I'll be the, I'll be your star in the music video because I felt that shit. Like I've sent through that and I felt it. But when he sent it to me on Snapchat, I was like, you already know what I'm gonna ask. And he's like, do it.

Speaker: You already know you don't have to ask it. So, but you guys check him out on, uh, uh, on, on Tik TOK at EDM combat EDM underscore combat. Go show our guys some love. Like I said, he does are he, he created and, and, and re wrote, written, wrote our, our intro song that was on him. Uh, go check him out. Show him some love.

Speaker: But I love that song, man. I can't wait. Since I've met this guy and heard his music and heard him sing and heard him rap and do everything that he does, I have been impatiently waiting for him to absolutely fucking blow up because I know somebody's ear at some time and he's just gonna fucking go through the roof. And he'll forget about me, but that's okay. I still love him anyways.

Speaker: But he did his damn thing, man. He has not released a song that has not been good. His remixes and stuff like that. His original music is amazing. Like I said, he's one of those guys that I can listen to him sing anything.

Speaker: He's got one of those voices, whether he does the rock, the EDM, the R &B, he could wrap the fucking phone book and I'm in. Yeah. I don't know if you guys, Chris, I know you haven't really watched a stream of things.

Speaker: Millie Bobby Brown, the girl that plays 11th in Stranger Things. She's being paid $10 million for an old record. It's the highest upfront salary for an actor under 20.

Speaker: $10 million. I mean, well, I saw a no homes the first one. It wasn't terrible. It didn't blow my mind. It was it was cute for what it was. But it wasn't like, oh, I can't wait to see the second one. But the fact that we're paying $10 million up front, that's crazy. That kind of blows my mind. Right.

Speaker: All right. So let's take a real quick break. Tony, if I don't know what time you got to go to work in the morning or whatever, but if you got to bug out earlier or anything like that, don't look so bad. No, no, no. I'll let you know if I got to go. I'm going to stick up here. I took a nap before I came up here on purpose too. So I'm going to make the podcast. I know I'm going to sleep a couple times. It is a night of new songs because it is the second hour. And you know what we do in the second hour? We do Black's Hot Mojo cover songs. Cover songs? We will.

Speaker: The guys, Tony, you've probably never heard of them. But Jeff, I'm sure you have. The guys got together and a memorial, a tribute to, in my opinion, one of the easily a top five

Speaker: rock musician, rock singer. They did a tribute to him. Obviously, he's no longer with us. But Mr. Chris Cornell. Okay, okay. He formed a super or they formed a super group with him and Tom Morello. Tom Morello was from Rage Against the Machine. Rage Against the Machine, yes. Tim Comerford and Brad Wilk. They formed Audioslave.

Speaker: Oh, nice. I remember Audioslave. Yeah, they did the song, Highway. Well, Matt and the guys at Blacktop Mojo with another gentleman, Dylan Willard, decided to do a tribute to Chris Cornell. They both attributed their music style and the way they sing and everything like that to Chris Cornell, him being one of their many influences.

Speaker: So I have a brand new song that just came out on YouTube the other day. Nice. And it is Audioslave. And it's their cover of Audioslave's getaway car. And it sounds fucking awesome. They got good sound. I remember that. Chris Cornell has an amazing, it has an absolutely amazing voice. Chris Cornell acoustically, there's nobody better. He did an acoustic version of Billie Jean. Really? Check it out.

Speaker: He did it. He's done an acoustic version of Billie Jean and a bunch of other songs. Chris Cornell, RFP, gone way too goddamn soon. But go check out our guys Black Top Mojo, wherever you stream music and on all social media at Black Top Mojo. Let's show them some love, Logan, that we sent you. And enjoy this cover of Audio Slaves Getaway Car.

Speaker: The first time I saw you, you were chasing down As I come on, all alone in a field Where your eyes and clothes I kept rolling on I never thought you'd wind up chasing me

Speaker: To settle down I won't hesitate to hit the highway Before you lay me to waste now To settle up And I'll help you find something to drive Before you drive

Speaker: You're tired of walking you below the ground The sidewalk will barely touch your feet Your life moves too slowly to hold you down With ringing hands you take it out on

Speaker: I won't hesitate to read the highway Before you let me raise no heart Set a love and I'll help you find something to drive Before you drive me insane

Speaker: Get yourself a car, drive it all along Get yourself a car, ride it on the wind Get yourself a car, drive it all along Get yourself a car, ride it on the wind

Speaker: You settle down I won't hesitate to eat the highway Before you lay me to waste no And settle down And I'll help you find something to try

Speaker: So get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car and ride it on the wind Get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car

Speaker: Ride it on the wheel

Speaker: Yeah. That's a great song. Good job on that music. Fantastic song. That was a great song. Like I said, check out, you know, check out Black Top Mojo, um, where you stream music and on all social media at Black Top Mojo. That was their cover of Audio Slaves' Getaway Car. Sorry, I lost my train of thought.

Speaker: Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense everybody. I'm click we got Tony D and Jeffrey in the house gentlemen say what's up to the people Hey, I got a question the silencer here is Tony Do you remember when coolia was 23 he didn't know he was gonna live to make it 24 he's 58. Oh

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Speaker: I didn't get your very own. Maybe you can get one that's been blicked worn. Maybe. Maybe people ended up wearing shit. I don't know. But, you know, we're not, you know, whatever, no matter. I say that and you laugh and you chuckle, but I did get a request. This nonsensical nonsense hat that I'm wearing is a one of a kind. There is no other hats like it available.

Speaker: You know what I mean? But, but you guys laugh at your truffle. When I did Vape and Chill on Periscope, I had a gentleman ask me for the original Vape and Chill hat. I did giveaways. I gave away three hats, I believe, uh, and some vape juice and stuff like that. But I had a gentleman ask for the original hat with my autograph on it.

Speaker: Why? I don't know. But there is a vape and chill hat out there that I wore for a year. There's the same reason that there's a vending machine in Japan that sells used panties. Whatever the case may be. There is a gentleman somewhere in America that has the original first ever vape and chill hat with my name on it that he wears and he has, and he loves it. I'm not going to name names, any locations or whereabouts,

Speaker: but I've been in this game for a long time and that was actually creepy and really cool all at the same time. All at the same time, yeah. But it happened and it is what it is. So yes, if there's anybody in the listening to the audience that would like to have the original, nonsensical nonsense hat, who knows, 10 years down the road, it might be available as of right now.

Speaker: But what the hell was I going to say? Oh, gentlemen, what I've been wanting to say all night. Game changer. Take our motherfucking money right to hell now. We all know who Hasbro is, the toy maker. Oh, yeah. Yes. They put out the GI Joes, the Transformers, the Power Rangers, the Star Wars. They were bought by Death Row. Yes. I don't know. I don't know anything about that. That does not pertain to what we're about to say and do.

Speaker: They have a new collection coming out here in the next few months. It is called the Selfie Me collection. You send your picture into Hasbro and whether it be Star Wars, Power Rangers, GI Joe, Transformers, whatever toy line they make, Jeffrey, he would probably do Barbie, but they will make an action figure

Speaker: They will make you into an action figure. And guess who Dunwin downloaded the Hasbro app? Hasbro app. Ready, willing, and able to give Hasbro my motherfucking money to make me action figure. What I want, just put in go to your, what do you, you got an iPhone?

Speaker: Hasbro, just go to your iOS or Google store and put in Hasbro. Download the app. Guess who wants an entire nonsensical nonsense action figure lineup. I was just thinking the same thing. There's six thumbs and it's these guys right here.

Speaker: I want to do like a GI Joe, nonsensical, nonsense lineup. I want to buy all three of the selfie me Hasbro action figures with, with our faces is on it. Turning us into GI Joe power.

Speaker: It is. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I got it. It's Hasbro Pulse. Hasbro Pulse? Yeah, it's Hasbro Pulse. Now, this is their toy. This is their toy. You can go on here. Like I said, Transformers, Power Rangers, GI Joes. They make Marvel so we can be MCU superheroes. Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Fortnite, Nerf. We can have our own nonsensical nonsense lineup of Nerf.

Speaker: uh you know it i want i i am going to do and i think i don't think it's that expensive for the selfie man that they're doing i don't see the section yet i don't know it's not on here yet it's not released but you can google it you can discover and shop the brands you little sweet cheetahs

Speaker: Oh, I'm definitely gonna be a auto but I'm sorry. We can be out of it. We can be Transformers. We can be GI Joe. We can be power. We can be. And Tony, actually the shirt you're wearing right now looks like.

Speaker: Something that Zach, the original Black Ranger, would wear back in the original Power Rangers. This is true. I just, you know, you can kind of do the same similar thing. I'm not sure about the scale, but I'm actually looking at buying a 3D printer anyways, just because I'm adored like that. You said a 3D printer? Yeah. And you can 3D print it. I want a football jersey, a baseball jersey, and a basketball jersey.

Speaker: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You know what a 3D printer is, right? I was going to say 3D printer is like, I can print out an example of this can. It's all plastic. I can make my own cup holder that literally looks like my hand holding the cup.

Speaker: Gotcha. Or there's an entire website dedicated to things that you can print on your 3D printer. And it's basically you have a platform with four poles around it. It looks like a giant four poles for bed. And a thing comes down and spits out goo, almost like it's coming out of a blue gun. Goop.

Speaker: It looks like a glue gun and it's 3D prints in the shape that you want. Jesus. They're actually pretty inexpensive. Yeah, 3D printers aren't expensive. They're doing so much 3D printers that was scary. There's a dude on TikTok. He's built himself an entire Iron Man suit.

Speaker: Yeah, Iron Man, Boba Fett, Darth Vader. It's dope as fuck. And, you know, they're not super smooth like Iron Man suit. So when you get, once it prints out, you got to sand the shit out of it. But it's all sandable and paintable and all that stuff. And you can pretty much, if you could, I mean, you can literally, going back to the whole gun section set up, you could 3D print a gun.

Speaker: Yes. A fully functional gun. Which is crazy. I don't understand that. I don't think I would trust it either. As I said, the Hasbro game changer before you guys get under this craziness of the 3D printers. When the selfie me is available, I am buying the three set.

Speaker: of the three of us as action figures. So we all need to come one turn. We all need to agree. And I'm buying them for me. And I'm buying them where you have them. And I'm buying them for me because I think it'd be so cool to have on my desk here the three of us. So we all need to figure out whether we're going to be Transformers or Marvel characters or GI Joes. I'd say we go Marvel because Tony can be Black Panther. I can be Iron Man. He's a Black Panther fan. Let's be honest. I am.

Speaker: And nothing new with the fact that he's black. It had the fact that he's a black Panther fan. I mean, the man has said three times today that he's waiting on the Wakanda forever. Yes, I have. Good defense, good defense. Nobody can hear but us.

Speaker: But what I'm saying is, Tony can be Black Panther, I can be Iron Man, Christian. I'll let you go speak for Tony, and Tony can tell me what character he wants to be. Okay, Tony, who do you want to be? Go ahead. Sun Streaker from the Autobots. Oh my God.

Speaker: That is not a Marvel character asshole. We didn't all agree as far as what we was going to do. Now, if you want to go Marvel. I said we all agree. What are you going to do? For the three piece set that I'm going to order for my death.

Speaker: Is that, is a combination, is us agreeing on the same thing or me saying, you know what, fuck you two assholes and I'm going to do, I'm going to do Barbie and we're all going to be Barbie characters. This is, this is Barbie with a giant fucking beard. If you had to be a Marvel character, Tony, who would you be? Black Panther, honestly.

Speaker: I'm going to be Hulk and you're going to be Loki and on my desk it's going to be that scene and that's going to be the scene in the Avengers when Hulk is

Speaker: Once you get it made, once you get that made, you 3D scan it and send it to me in my 3D printer, I can make it function. Yeah. I'm just going to put it on my desk where I have you. It's a metronome. It's a metronome. And just says, beauty, God, beauty.

Speaker: Yeah, that was the scene that was like a scene of all scenes

Speaker: Well, see, if I get a 3D printer, I can make you this. He's working on it. Although. What is stopping you, Jeff?

Speaker: I have to order one. You don't have any 3D printers are out there? No, no, no, you know what? No. As much as you brag about as much money as you have, every time something comes up and you're like, if I had, this will be my question. What's stopping you? Space. What's stopping you? Honestly, space. Get more space. You got all this money for days, get a bigger house.

Speaker: You can get a mansion for $1 .50 American. I'm buying the house next door. Coming to buy the house next door.

Speaker: I've never wanted to come to, I have never wanted to go anywhere so bad in my life and kick somebody in the dick as much as I want to go to Cancun and kick you in the dick. You have no idea. I love you. I want to kick you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick. I want to keep you in the dick.

Speaker: No, I know. But I can't tell if I've done that. And guess what? And guess what? That $60 3D printer at Hobby Lobby is going to print the exact same way as a $500 fucking video.

Speaker: You want the specific definition, I got them. You can't justify it. Buying yourself a toy, make something and have fun with it. But you can justify sending your wife to Europe for three months and then letting her come home for a month and sending her back to Europe for three. That means for judgmental. I haven't been very judgmental. Shut your whore mouth, Tony D.

Speaker: judging the hell out of him right now. Because the man's, I mentioned that toys. He should at least have a new car at this point. So I would go with springer. Well, I would go with, well, Tony, when you buy, when you buy your, when you buy your, your Hasbro Selfie Me, uh, nonsensical nonsense set, you can get Sunstreaker. I would like to put in a request for bear, uh, uh, um,

Speaker: uh uh not barricade um god damn in the movies the big fucking chevy truck ironhide ironhide i would like to be ironhide you want to be ironhide see sunstreecker wasn't in the movie yet i would have to go i know who sunstreecker is sunstreecker is a cool character but i love ironhide i go when i was a kid i also like springer um

Speaker: See, let me go with the favorites. I like the aerial box, but I can't pick one specifically even though I worked on 16s and 15s. I'm going to be real clear if we go to the final box. I want to be the key player. Who was it that carried Megatron?

Speaker: Megatron was a gun. Megatron was a gun. Let me turn to a gun. He gave us the Starscream. Yeah, I was gonna say it was Starscream, the jet. There you go, Chris. You'd be Starscream and I'll be Megatron. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you put Jeff and I together as a set, I was gonna say a couple. Thanks, Jeff.

Speaker: That's what I was studying. I want to be the boombox and Jeff has to be the cassette tape. Who is that? Soundwave. I want to be Soundwave and he has to be the cassette tape. I want to be a Megadeth.

Speaker: I don't know about that. I like that was the bird. And if you don't get yourself out as Thanos, get yourself printed out as Thanos. I'd be Iron Man and we're both. I'll be Black Panther. I'll be Black Panther. I would do Black Panther. There's no other model that I wanted to be. And no disrespect to Falcon, but the child would just be clear.

Speaker: I, you know what, Tony, I'm with you. I mean, I mean, Sam was, Sam was awesome. And no disrespect to Falcon, no disrespect to him becoming the new Captain America. Sam was a fellow veteran. Sam was a New Yorker, the original, the original. But yeah, I'm with you, man. I'm with you.

Speaker: I didn't know nothing about it. I'm saying that as a comic book fan, not a movie fan. Captain America Civil War got me on my character. They built that character. Yeah, they did. Breathe. Breathe. No. And I said, read. Read the Marvel Civil War. And you think you like. Oh, no, no, no. Read Civil War. Black Panther. Yeah. That mother shut your mouth.

Speaker: I believe. Now, DC. And not only that, but in the movies, Spider -Man didn't get enough love for his role as in Civil War, because Spider -Man was a bad motherfucker in Civil War, too. He was doing good in the movie. Oh, he was great. No, but in the comic books. Underoos! Now, as far as DC comics, I would love to hear John Stewart.

Speaker: Yeah, that's exactly what I was going to say, Jon Stewart. Because he was a Marine. He was a Green Lantern. OK, cool. Because I always give Marines their props to my grandfather, Mr. Marine, but he rest in peace. One of the original models. I'm sorry. I always give Marines that. I always give them shit. Outside of that, my best friend was a Marine. I want to go to old school. Oh no, I have a lot of friends that were Marines, but I call them old school. I got to go old school to go with Black Vulcan over Black Lightning, because I'm old school super friends.

Speaker: I'm fan. And if I had to choose DC as a set, Jeff and Tony, you guys would be the Wonder Twins. And Jeff would be the Wonder Twin that turned into something completely fucking useless. You're stupid. They're like, Wonder Twins. Wonder Twin powers would have to activate shape of a water fountain. Then it would be food adjustment.

Speaker: I said John Stewart and who else? Oh, John Stewart. Who? Black Falcon? No. Black Vulcan. Black Vulcan. Black Vulcan. John Stewart, Black Vulcan, and then it will be Firestorm. Rick and Carl. Firestorm was stronger than Superman. Fire? When the cartoon he was. Stop it.

Speaker: I'm about to be 50 years old. I'm not reading them all goddamn comic books.

Speaker: I'll tell you what, if I make enough money and I can buy a set, I will. My internet took a shit. Now, now, since he has such a variety, let's go to GI Joe characters. Who would you be? I honestly don't know the GI Joe characters very well. Yeah, I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think.

Speaker: Jeff would be the Navy guy. What was his name? Yeah, exactly. The Navy guy? Yeah, what that was. They had the fucking parrot, for God's sake. Yeah, they had the parrot. Oh shit, Rick. You stupid. Yes. That's totally me.

Speaker: I would go with clutch, because I had the toy when I was a kid. Yeah, I'm trying to think. He had the Jeep with the gun on top. Yeah. But the only problem was on the cartoon, he went to the other dimension, never came back. Yeah, so I'm trying to think like. I would go with clutch. Like Jeff, I love GI Joe, but I can't think of any of the. Ooh, I would have to go with blowtorch.

Speaker: One of the dreadnoughts? I have no idea. I'm just... No, don't talk about the dreadnough. He was a Joe. He was a Joe. He was a Joe. I'm going to go with close. You know what? Actually, you know what? To be 100 % honest, to stay on board with my... To stay on board with... Leatherneck was a Marine. His shipwreck was in the Navy. So you would be shipwrecked. To stay on board with my Ironhide.

Speaker: I would have to go with Gung Ho. Okay. It was just a big like - Whoever the guy was, they had the hovercraft on GI Joe, because I like that hovercraft. Yeah, Gung Ho was that big dude that was just - He was a Marine, yeah. He was just ready at a moment's notice like, let's go. Motherfucker was ready 10 minutes before you told him to be ready.

Speaker: Yeah. Could I go with Roadblock? Yeah, sure, but I'm not that big. Okay, here we go. Here are some of the G .I. Joe characters. You got Snake Eyes, Cobra Commander, Storm Shadow, Scarlet, Baroness, Duke, Lady J, Roadblock, Gunho, Flint, Hawk, Hawk, Jynx, Ripcord, Covergirl, Doc, Rock and Roll, Chuckles, Dusty, Wild Bill,

Speaker: barbecue. Wild Bill was the helicopter pilot. Barbecue was the blowtorch guy. There's all this shit. Yeah, those blowtorch characters. Bazooka. Bazooka was cool. Wet soup. Dial tone. Mutt. This goes on and on. Mutt was dope. Mutt was dope. I did like that. Mutt jumped out with a dog. Footloose. Heavy duty. Flash. Brunt.

Speaker: Shipwreck, yeah. Chris, you're basically saying I would be shipwreck. I mean, they're shipwreck. Yeah, shipwreck. I was trying to think of like, because I don't want to be that guy who when you're like, oh, OK, so we're going to we're going to make like, because I'm for real, I'm for real going to buy. I'm going to I'm going to buy the three piece set of three of us. I was for my own personal thing here. But like, I don't want to be that guy and be like, oh, G .I. Joe, who would you be? I'd be Duke.

Speaker: And I'm like, I don't want to be that guy. No, it's not that. I mean, I don't know. I did look up. So you know, like, you know, DC, I know, I honestly don't know. I'm not DC, but Marvel, like, I honestly don't know who I would pick in Marvel. I would probably just go Thor just because

Speaker: that it's like the most relatable for me. You know, kind of big dumb oaf, man. Thor or Hulk, they're both big dumb oafs that are stronger than they should be. Yes, I agree. Thor wishes his beard was as amazing as mine. Hashtag Thor and V's Glick's beard. Okay, here's some, ooh.

Speaker: You know what? I gotta change my mind. I gotta go with Deadpool, brother. I gotta be Deadpool. You can go with Deadpool. Where's the fucking mask? What the fuck is this? I can just go buy fucking Deadpool territory. Spider -Man, the Hulk!

Speaker: Iron Man, Captain America, Weapon H, Doctor Strange, Wanda Mask, Black Panther, Wolverine, Deadpool, Ant -Man. Let me clarify. Thanos, Carol Danvers, Human Torch, Valkyrie. Let me clarify, Jeffrey. When we do the Hasbro selfie me, it has to be a character without a fucking mask. That is the whole point. Because I can just go spend $5 and buy a goddamn Deadpool character and be like, oh, that's Jeff.

Speaker: You know, honestly, somebody I always liked from the cartoon for Back to the World. That's a good comic series, by the way. Do you remember the X -Men cartoon? No, he's like Gambit. I would do Gambit. I thought Gambit was cool as fuck. Gambit was cool. Gambit was cool as shit. I'm trying to pull up the list Jeff just had. Just put in Marvel characters.

Speaker: No, GI Joe characters. Oh, I put a GI Joe characters. Yeah. Uh, it's, it's basically what Google gives you. Jay Jonah Jamison. There you go, Chris. Adam Warlock. That'd be good. Yeah, it would. Tony, you could be professor X. You got a ball of edge. Jesus. Right, Chris? Right, Chris? What? Tony could be professor X. He's ball headed.

Speaker: Oh, dude, you know, it'd be really cool. What? He was She -Hulk. I ain't mad at that. You know what? I also do like, I like Hawkeye. Hawkeye's cool. Yeah, basically, he's great. On a side note,

Speaker: squirrel on it, just so you guys know. Right about now, Miss Officer is probably feet, and I say feet away from watching the one and only Miss Janet Jackson perform live. I'm so jealous right now. I am so jealous. Oh, Tony, speaking of musicians, I told you to check out Chris Cornell.

Speaker: This is me changing the subject. Some people don't like it. What is that?

Speaker: Marvel Studio announces historic rated R Disney Plus show. Yes. Yes. They're bringing Marvel zombies to the screen. Nice. Oh, OK. That reminds me. Did Deadpool get put on your guys' Disney Plus? No. I have no idea. Because it was supposed to come out on the 22nd.

Speaker: Marvel zombies is the first rated on Marvel Studios television show. No. Oh my god. That comic series was so **** good. Was it? I never heard of it. Oh my god. The comic that it was uh it wasn't a comic. It was a it was a novel. It was a graphic novel. Oh my god. Marvel zombies was on on what if. Yeah, they did touch on it on what if. They touched on it on what if. Yeah. That one episode. That one episode.

Speaker: Oh, you don't know how excited I am right now. Dude, Marvel zombies was so goddamn good. And Tony, it's not like a comic book. It's like a graphic novel. So you can buy the books. It's their big books. I need to read through it. It was so, but dude, it was so fucking good. I was just getting ready to tell Tony. The song we played on break was an Audioslave Chris Cornell cover song.

Speaker: And I told you to check out Chris Cornell doing Billie Jean. He's got some Prince cover songs and stuff like that he did. But here, check this out, man. This is acoustic. This is an acoustic version of Chris Cornell doing Billie Jean. And I kind of fast forward a little bit.

Speaker: Mama always told me, be careful who you love. Careful what you do before the light. Life becomes the truth. And that change is not my love. She's just the girl who says that I am the one. But the care it is for my life, son.

Speaker: She says I am the one over the... That's not good. That's not bad, honey. Yeah. Chris. That's not in the studio. I've found out that Hasbro

Speaker: makes Ghostbusters figures. Uh, I said that when I brought up the selfie. I didn't remember that. I didn't remember that. I read it off because I was, I was literally looking, but I'm kind of going through different, uh, hazard. And we can be full on my little ponies if you want. Yeah, they do. They do the big ones, uh, Transformers, Power Rangers, GI Joe, Marvel, Star Wars, Ghostbusters, Fortnite.

Speaker: I did not know this that Hasbro owns Nerf and they do Nerf. Yeah, they do. They've always owned Nerf. And then they do all the gaming like Clue and Monopoly, Dungeons and Dragons. And I still, and Jeff, and I know we talked about this a long ass time ago, where you could create your own Monopoly

Speaker: Yes. I would love to have, and especially now that we're over a year in and we have things like words are hard, do I smoke toast, goldfish, this and the other thing. Yeah, I think that would be so cool to have a nonsensical nonsense monopoly board.

Speaker: Not necessarily in mass production or anything like that, but just to copy for ourselves. There's a lot of things that could be incorporated.

Speaker: Instead of going to jail, you brought up politics. You have to sit out one turn. Chris dropped a grenade and walked away. You have to sit in jail for the next 20 minutes. But I was actually thinking about going out and buying just a monopoly board and recreating it. But you could literally have

Speaker: Where you buy parts of Cancun or buy parts of Like like you have you bought Chris's SUV I'm telling you for you

Speaker: And I don't know what you can and can't have down there. But for you and Tanya and the kids, that equinox would be... Does it have three rows of seating? It's two rows. I need three rows. What do you need three rows for? Because 90 % of the time when we go places, we haven't taken our brother and sister with. We put them in the back. That's why we need three rows of seating. Just put them in the back. Just put them in the hatch part. I'll just get a trailer. I don't know.

Speaker: Oh, that reminds me. That's why I'm looking at. I see this meme today. And it said it was a political leap. But it says, how the hell do you travel 3 ,000 miles on foot?

Speaker: across Mexico to come into America illegally. But when you show up, you're overweight and you have a cell phone attached to your ears. First of all, fucker, goddamn brother and sister. What the kids like 25? No, but it's like, uh,

Speaker: Every time we turn around, you know, somebody's in town, family member wise, and we're always tasked with, hey, can you go pick this person up from the airport? It's like, no, I guess. Well, Tony is a member of the Equilox gang. Gang gang. Yes. Yes. Well, no, I have looked at those.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. You might want to look into that vehicle. It's a very comfortable vehicle. It's a nice bucket. Have you pagers off? Have you pagers off?

Speaker: I don't know the air air. Yeah, I'd be curious to know how much you pay a month for it. 3G. Are you fucking stupid? Yes. Sorry, I do everything in faces. I pay four and a half for mine a month. Yeah, for a new one, I would love to pay for it.

Speaker: due to the stipulation of the situation I'm about to go through. Let me see what I'm dealing with first.

Speaker: And then let me make sure I can make it to work basis from now on for a while because. Well, yeah, I mean, if you if you've got one that you got to worry about, like silly games and don't get me wrong, I would upgrade to the brand new fully loaded based on what I've had with the used one. The world can kiss my ass. I will drive around, put rims on. Call me a soccer. Call me a soccer mom all day. That is as comfy as hell. Yeah.

Speaker: Bring up a vehicle that Tony brought up a while back. Which one? I went over to, I was over by Home Depot, not far from there, is the Jeep and Chrysler dealership. I went and looked at the new Wagoneer.

Speaker: Yeah. And the price tag is a kick. That thing is nice. It is nice, but that price tag is an absolute kick in the day. Well, yeah. I looked at the windows, and I was like, fuck. And that's for the base model. Yeah, no, they had a hard loaded thing. No, I'm talking about the sticker from the base model. The sticker from the base model is an absolute trick. Base model is like ADGs. Yeah, I posted a picture.

Speaker: I got a Snapchat group that I'm a part of. The one I saw said 144 Gs. No, that's not a big bad boy. No, it wasn't. They said 40 low was 180. Yeah. Now, the base model on that is an absolute. I posted a picture of the Equinox. I'm in a Snapchat group with some buddies of mine where a bunch of degenerate gamblers, we gamble on draft kings and stuff like that all the time. I posted a picture. I said, well, boys, I upgraded the cruise.

Speaker: One of the guys is like, oh, I guess Chris is picking us up for, or he was like, Hey mom, when are you picking us up for soccer? And I was like, well, so -and -so is on snacks and so -and -so is on drinks. And it turned into a whole fucking conversation, which ended with us hating France. I don't know how that happened, but. It's not that hard. It's not that hard on us. No, you're good, Johnny. Don't you got to do well. No, it was, them making fun of me called me a soccer mom and picking everybody up for,

Speaker: for the soccer game on Saturday that it turned out just like I don't care who's driving what who brings what snacks and what drinks as long as we kick these french fuckers ass shout out to uh shout out to our my my degenerate gamblers I don't know if you guys listen or anything like that but shout out to you fuckers it's a fun group

Speaker: We have fun in there, especially during football season. They kicked my ass the rest of the year. Football season is 50, 40 some odd days away, and I'm getting my fucking money back, you sons of bitches. Just so you know. Okay, so it is 1 .8 million pesos. So let me do the math here. God, that just sounds... For what? A base model? Uh -oh. I don't know if I'm...

Speaker: standalone by myself or if my internet fucked up or jeff's internet fucked up i don't know what happened here but he said 1 .8 million pesos 1 .8 million $92 ,000 for a base model yeah you froze so i don't know yeah 1 .8 so it's $92 ,000

Speaker: That is a lot of money. Yeah. But that thing is pretty. It's a lot of it's not bad looking vehicle. I'm not going to say it is, but it's a lot of unnecessary vehicle. Yes. This is the thing that I get on you about. And this is the thing you have to realize we're in our forties now. We're not, we're not 18 year old.

Speaker: jerk offs anymore. We're 40 year old jerk offs now. But I have 40 year old jerk off money. That's the difference. I'm not making what I made when I was in my 20s. I have 40 year old jerk off money as well, but you're still a part that has to be. You know what? You and I are two totally different people. I was walking through this craft store today. Shut up. Hey, no, no, no, no. Hey, I'm not shitting on that at all because. Well, since you guys have a picture of that project, I want to get

Speaker: But I was walking there. I was, I was up a tanger and I was waiting on my hat to finish. Nonsense. Well, nonsense, but I guess that you guys like it. Yeah. It's one of a kind. Nobody else has it. But, uh, so, you know, I'll kill a time and I'm like, Oh, what's this little craft store? I like craft stores, you know, I like handmade stuff and I'm walking through there and I'm like, Oh, that would be really cool in my bathroom.

Speaker: Oh, that would be cool. Oh, I need that for my kitchen. Oh, yeah. OK. Like, like there was a sign. There was a sign for your bathroom and you put it above your toilet or whatever. It's the best thing in the house. There's a store here. I don't know what it's called. It doesn't really have a name, but I call it Aladdin's Cave. It's got everything. And they have a desk that is a front end of a 1957 Chevy. Nice.

Speaker: And it's fiberglass, but then they have a, and it looks, it's, it's not perfect, but then they have a desk that is actually a front end of a 1980 C10 pickup. So it's the front fenders, the wheel, the grill, and the headlights on both of these things light up and the turn signals flash. No, my, uh, my dad, my dad years ago, his old neighbor had a,

Speaker: Yeah. You don't have a room for it though. That's the thing. That's the problem, mate. And if I was going to buy one, I wouldn't buy one. I wouldn't buy a fiberglass one. I'd literally go online and buy off of jigs. I'd buy the body parts and weld them together. Well, and that's what I was going to say. Years ago, my dad's old neighbor was a firefighter and he built a bar in his basement. And I can't remember. I think it was the ass end of a fire truck. Right.

Speaker: But it was the actual acid of a fire truck. So you had the metal and the frame, and then they put the bar tops and like where you sat down at was when you look at the back of a fire truck and it's got like that. Yeah, you know the back.

Speaker: And they put bar stools and everything, but that lip was basically like where you put your feet. It was so cool. And then the bar had like the, the Wiki bar, the Wiki lights. And everything. Yeah. And he was, yeah. But he was a former firefighter. Like he retired, he was a retired firefighter and the bar was so cool. Uh,

Speaker: I mean, I had some around four o 'clock. Um, no, well, uh, uh, there's a, there's a guy, there's a guy here. He's got a, he's got a car shop that I go to to buy. Um, I was talking to Trey, y 'all, my oldest son. Sorry about that. Um, Chris ahead, he pulled the fireman rich on us. Y 'all check out fireman rich on Twitch.

Speaker: I just started, I think he just followed us on Twitter. Yeah, me and him. He's real good. He's real big on me and him talk a lot about broadcasting.

Speaker: And we're going to do something on vocal. And we get everything situated. We can get our calendar straight. And he broadcasts every morning. I know we holler at him. So he's probably following us. So we got the fireman, Rich, retired Air Force firefighter, Word. Word. He does the Word you guys have for dinner, Christian mission, you silly. I actually have Ruby Tuesdays. God bless America.

Speaker: Uh, you need to get on your Ruby two days coupons. I got to buy one entree, get the other one for $2 off any entry off the menu. You know, you know what? I don't know that we have for Ruby Tuesdays anymore. Look for it. Don't trust me. You're preaching to the choir. We used to have one here in North years ago.

Speaker: I loved it. My son said, Ruby chooses the instinct. I said, no, it isn't. They got one here. He said, but no, I will keep it alive. I think he's right, man. I think he's right. It's just like Hooters. It's just like Hooters, man.

Speaker: We had three Hooters within a half hour. And I'm going to get a college degree. You say this shit. There's a TGIF down far from me.

Speaker: But like Hooters, there's one or two Hooters in Ohio now. I will keep Hooters alive, put their steaks in their salad bars. Who want one? No, but duh. My man, I take Red Robin over Ruby Tuesdays any day of the week. For their burgers, yeah, their burgers all changed. And them burgers are new. Burgers and fries all changed. I saw a place named... And you got endless fry basket. Endless fries, yes. I saw a point in the day that I'm literally looking up on my food delivery place. My food delivery place.

Speaker: called Rebel Wings. Never heard of it. A buddy of mine was telling me they're fucking straight up fired. Don't you imagine that? Jeff likes a place called Rebel Wings. Oh my God.

Speaker: I think I'm gonna be a televiper for GI Joe.

Speaker: Tony, Tony's like back to back to GI Joe. I'm gonna be in a television. Well, man, I'm just thinking. I think I'm going for the television. The television was dope, but the little shit would come across their face. They wouldn't say anything to see words come across. That was dope. I'm gonna, I'm gonna do a GI Joe with Tony a storm. What's his name? Fucking. Snake eyes. No, not snake eyes though. His, his, his. Don't shut up.

Speaker: Yeah, storm shadow. Somebody's going to be storm shadow. I'm going to be snake eyes. Jeff's going to be the Baroness.

Speaker: Chris is gonna be the one that's gonna have questions asked all the time. Why is

Speaker: Every time anybody walks in the house, they're all going to say the same thing. Why does Jeff have tips? It's a simple answer. He asked for them. What's wrong with you, Christopher? He asked for them. Good episode, 148, two hours and 58 minutes, and you don't know why. He asked for them. There's nothing wrong with me. He asked for this. He wanted this. Christopher had steak fries and broccoli from we were two days for dinner, but that was four hours ago. I just had...

Speaker: I had a full long roast beef for me. Nice. Subway around four o 'clockish. Tomorrow feels like a cheesesteaking wings, mate. Ooh. Lemon pepper wings. You know what tomorrow feels like? Raisin canes. And I say that, but I'm going to get pissed off because I'm going to try to go to Raisin Canes.

Speaker: They're they're they're **** drive through is going to be wrapped around the building twice. Raisin Canes. Oh, you you don't know. They just got it. We did. They just built the jacks around the corner from me here. Raisin Canes is kind of like uh you got Zaxby's down there. Yeah. Absolutely. What do you watch your mouth? Yeah. Raisin. Yeah. You know what? I say that because we had that. No, that's true. Nobody. Yeah, we we we don't have Zaxby's. I don't think we do. Uh but we had it down in South Carolina.

Speaker: Raising Canes was originally, like Wendy's, was only in Ohio. Raising Canes was started, I believe, by two Ohio State College students. And it was only in Ohio. It's just in the last 10 years, maybe, that they started branching out. They started in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Is it Raising Canes? Yeah. Big fact check for you. Well, it's not a fact check for me. That's just what I've always been told.

Speaker: because they were only in a while. I'd never heard of them anywhere else. I've never heard of them. It's kind of like Zaxby's. They're big on chicken fingers, but do the chicken fingers taste the same as Zaxby's? No, no, no, no, no, no. I said they're kind of like Zaxby's. Yes. But the kicker at Raisin Cane's, hey, is their sweet tea, because you can't beat Raisin Cane's sweet tea. But their cane sauce, their dipping sauce,

Speaker: Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Zaxby's has got a good dipping sauce too, but that cane sauce, boy, I'll dip a baby's toe in cane sauce. All day, every day, all day. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. And then they, and then they also give you the, the Texas toast with every meal you get. Let me see Texas toast. Boy. And they got the crinkle cup fries. Oh man. I want to read it right now.

Speaker: I kind of fell into a rut when it comes to food. I can't find anything that I'm like, oh, I'm really in the mood for it. So I ended up just ordering a dollar. Can I give a local service now for everybody else? Yeah. All right. Yeah, sure. Why not? Can y 'all stop telling me that you're going to put money in my cash app and y 'all not really going to do it?

Speaker: Tony, I'm not going to put money on your cash. Tony, I'm going to tell you to get a fucking job. Yeah. I got a job. You can do another job. Oh, I'm going to send you a link to the song by the, god damn it, what's the name of the man? He always sends the links with no money on it. No more links with that money shit. Yeah, Raisin Cane's the offspring.

Speaker: um get a job speaking of psas uh if you have a sheets in your area and i know you don't tongue a sheets it's a gas station okay if you have a sheets in your area go fucking eat at sheets it is a gas station but they have like a full -on

Speaker: Um, they do got some sharp center combos over there. No, you can get burgers. You can get pizza. You can get a mix America and what is what they call it a little bit. They got a little bit of everything in their food is amazing. You can get smoothies. You can get coffee, frozen coffee. You can get all that crazy shit.

Speaker: I eat there, I literally eat there every single day for lunch. And I can get something different. I can get something different every day. You put ketchup and barbecue sauce at the same time on your burger.

Speaker: I don't like the way you eat. I don't care. I know people to eat french fries with mayonnaise. It's nasty. No mayonnaise and ketchup is amazing. Yes. It's nasty. No, no, no, no. What's nasty is the fucking freaks that fucking they use. Pineapple on their pizzas. No, mustard on their fucking fries. What's wrong with you? Oh yeah, that's, that's, that's, that is kind of weird. That's blasphemy. Ketchup is nice on enough fries. Kevin said it's easy.

Speaker: I have not experienced any of that yet. What are you ordering? I said I'm actually on DoorDash right now trying to order some food because now I don't think I got to get up in four hours.

Speaker: Nothing's good. I mean, there are things that are closed around. We got Arby's Burger King sheets. I think, I think my, my, my apps, they stopped running around 10. God damn thrilled cheese. God damn grilled cheese restaurant wants to charge $7 for a God damn delivery.

Speaker: Yes, sir. Just for the delivery. Just for the delivery. Everything went up. That's what I told you. Get your bill. $6. Donato's is $7. McDonald's is $5. Marker's Pizza. I can call and order a pizza and have them deliver. We got a Marco's here too. Marco's put steaks on that pizza. He gets my money.

Speaker: Uh, well, you ain't wrong, man. They put steak. Man, I got a Philly cheesesteak for Marcus. And I was like, I'll put some real ass steak on it though. They got good salads too. They do have good salads, man. All right. I'm making me hungry right now.

Speaker: I know, that's what I'm saying. I was kind of looking, I was looking, the problem is like, I use an app, it's called Rappy, R -A -P -P -I. And certain things just, what's that?

Speaker: I just man the thing is is like anybody with us like a mom -and -pop restaurant can throw something apart on this app and the other day I ordered the Tacos and they just were not good and I was they weren't expensive Yeah, and they were just good, you know, I talk food I can do food

Speaker: Tony, okay, food wise. Yes. What will be your ideal breakfast? Pancakes, eggs, bacon, grits, orange, apple juice, something like that. Eggs with American cheese, not a set of cheese. Okay, so like...

Speaker: So let me change that up. I will have an omelet instead of eggs. The omelet will have bell peppers and onions. Ooh, nice. Diced ham, bacon bits, American cheese. Oh no, you gotta have the bacon bits. Now, if I really wanted to load it up, I'm gonna add chives and scallions in it. Yes.

Speaker: See, I'll be good for the day after that at my age. See, I'm not a big pancake guy. I do love me some French toast. Pancakes are undeniable for breakfast. French toast is amazing. There's one of the hotels I used to work at. I used to sell tours in there for a company and they'd give us free breakfast. And they had some of the best. We eat continental breakfast.

Speaker: No, no, no, no. This is a full on buffet style where they would make. How would Johnson's you'd had the best buffet breakfast. Oh, Stoney's right. I see. So question. Oh yeah. So question. Yeah. Why is it on Uber on, on door dash Taco Bell has a $7 delivery fee. It's a bit of order more than just one taco. No, no, no, no, no. I go to Uber Eats.

Speaker: What do you think the delivery fee on Uber Eats is? $8. Not sure. $1 .50. I would go with Uber Eats. You might want to use Uber Eats. I'm not even talking about right now. No, I wouldn't either. I mean, you wouldn't sit on the fucking toilet for the rest of the night. Marcos has an $8. Marcos has a $6 delivery fee on DoorDash. Rappy.

Speaker: is $3. Raffi's $1 .50, Uber Eats is $1 .50, and DD is $2 .00. Oh my god, I've never even heard of this place. I don't even know where this place is. $16 delivery fee. I wouldn't eat that. My own wearing hot dog. Hot dog? Are they riding? No, it's a hot dog joint. Oh wait, it says zero delivery fee.

Speaker: So there's a green banner that says zero delivery fee. But if you look at the name of the place, it says 15, 1599 delivery. Gas went up and food went up. What are you asking? I'm judging by the amount of beer.

Speaker: My rappy account is tied to my Amazon Prime account. So every third delivery is free. There you go. Mr. Fancy Vance. Nope. We're all out. No. My internet. Holy. Dude, there's a restaurant here called the pandemic.

Speaker: It's called the pandemic. It basically means pandemic and they make some bomb -ass burgers. Who? La pandemic. Never heard of it. It's a it's a it's a mom and pop restaurant here. But it's not like COVID. La pandemic. They literally started it during the pandemic. And they're like, we need a name. You really want to eat, dude?

Speaker: Dude, their fucking burgers are banging. You want to eat somewhere that's named a pandemic? Okay, go for yours. Hey, I got I ordered one day by mistake because I thought it was something else. What am I a judge? Hey, I just found a place that sells chili dogs. It could be a double cheeseburger with Honda Penders, Tender Town Center, Die Deck for everything. Yeah, that might be the problem.

Speaker: don't eat it. That's how I let you say, well, you diet, diet, soda, drink or something. You got all that food, drink some tea with it. Damn.

Speaker: Viva la raza! La cheap steel! La cheap steel! Come on Tony!

Speaker: We're at that 11 o 'clock time where the kids are like, oh, Jeff's dad's done with his bog bag. I know that's what I'm saying. Tony, I know you got to work in the morning. You know what? I'm about to just get some fucking pizza and just be done with it.

Speaker: Need to go out there and deliver some of that food to make some of that money to making everybody pay. Gotta keep you up all night till she gets off work. Yeah, there you go. I've had like 14 beers. Yeah, it's probably not a good idea. No, it's not a good idea. See, you should save your money, bought a Tesla, and then it has an auto driver. And then you could have been drinking beer while I was there. Yeah, like Will Smith in artificial intelligence or whatever the fuck I'm looking at. Yeah. I robot. Yeah.

Speaker: No, iRobot. No, iRobot. He was driving that weird fucking goofy Audi. It was an Audi. It was an Audi, yeah. The damn truck went sideways and was still moving. I said, that's cold blooded. Cold blooded. Cold blooded. Can you see that something? That's the one good thing about the Tesla. When you're drunk, you're going to say, Tesla, drive me to a home. You hear this?

Speaker: What are they about though Tesla driving home? He said the best thing about Tesla is that when you're drunk, you can have it drive you home. If you're smart, you just stay home and drink. If you're smart, stay home and drink.

Speaker: This is where my kids learn how to drink. They learn it from watching Chris. Because dad doesn't drink. I haven't had a drink all night. Listen. I've been drinking my energy drink. Why'd you have not had a drink all night? You've had several. I have. Dude! Like who has the top number? Therefore, I'm not a liar.

Speaker: you can build a tumblr from the batman movie out of lego oh yeah yeah yeah you can build anything out of legos no but like this there's i don't know it's like this weird instructional video but it's like i don't know you see that but it's got like a little batman building it

Speaker: So, so, so what am I doing? Am I wrapping the show up or am I just going to wrap it up? I didn't even go to bed myself. If y 'all stay on, I'm going to turn it in a minute. Yeah, we can do an after show if you want, but I was actually thinking about, I'm going to finish watching that fucking, that show that I started watching. It's just like, do what you guys are going to do. I need to find something with DJ. He just told you what to damn do. I'll fall asleep. Well, then damn it, go to bed. Set an alarm.

Speaker: I will in three hours. Fuck you guys. I'm going to go live on TikTok or something. I'm going to get these kids to go to bed. Sorry for the last like half hour. We were all looking for food. All we do is we're just looking for food. We do appreciate you. Worst episode ever where we just look. Oh, you took a good one. Arby's get a turkey bacon ranch sandwich. It's good shit. I don't care what nobody says. Dude, you know what? I haven't had Arby's in forever. I can't remember actually going to Arby's when I lived in the States.

Speaker: Turkey bacon ranch gets the money. Turkey bacon ranch gets the money. Turkey bacon ranch sandwich. Excellent sandwich. It really is. Well, with that being said. With that being said. But um. We do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show. We was having some fun tonight. And of course, all

Speaker: three of our fat asses got hungry because somebody brought up food and then we all got hungry. But we'll be back with a brand new episode Monday night. Tony and I'll be here. Jeff probably won't be here, but Tony and I will be here. We may or may not come back up for an after show.

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Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until the rocks go red She waits for spells into the wind and she communes with the dead

Speaker: We've come late, I'll clap ahead As I begin to breathe, she said Oh, a mother in the sky Take this back with bite I wanna live forever No, a spirit in the earth Give me a new word, make me a god

Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself?

Speaker: Sir, this is a Speedy Mart. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like something sharp. Something like I can stab to fend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker. All right. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah. Bathroom key. All right.

Speaker: I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back. And that'll be $13 .62. And I'm going to have to have it exact same, so we're in a coin shortage at the moment. Whatever, man. OK. Just that. Just that. No, I'm sorry.

Speaker: In the sky, take this back behind I wanna live forever Now, spirit in the earth Kill me, I'm a bird, make me a god like you

Speaker: Oh shit Chuck. Oh shit Chuck. Oh shit Chuck.

Speaker: Take this sacrifice, I want to live forever And now, spirit in the earth, giving all of us, make me a god like me

Speaker: Oh, yeah. And that, my friends, is how you end a show. A little Blacktop Mojo. Yes. That part of the guitars. That part of the guitars. W .E .O. became three hours later. Three and a half hours late. Debbie shows up.

Speaker: No, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We'll see you Monday night with a brand new episode of Same Nonsenseical Time, Same Nonsenseical Channel. Jeffrey. Jeffrey's gonna yell at his kids. Jeffrey. Deuces! Tony D. Enlighten the people, if you will, sir. Mother had you. Mother made you. Mother fuck you.

Speaker: That's that's all I want to love because that's my man. Tony D. Goddamn **** **** Black Panther all day or day. Goddamn right. Goddamn right. With that being said, for boss. The champ has officially declared the show is over.

Speaker: And if you ain't telling nonsensical nonsense, we got two words for you.