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Speaker: When I was out there dead or alive And haunted by the lessons that I have learned Just to match to a bridge that's always gonna burn And I'm lost even when I'm staring at the map I only wish now so I could take it all back
Speaker: Bank from Hill to Houston, only thing out my mind now is keep on shootin' Yeah, I just keep on shootin' It's shotgun last three hours to the end Anything in front of my gun don't have a plan Bullets spread loud into the sky
Speaker: I'm immortal now, people and legends never die You got me crying now, yeah you think you won But finally you're just an exponent in my gun Well finally you're just an exponent in my gun
Speaker: Even the burn of whiskey won't kill my pain. Where the moon gets full and the coyote cries. These men are all driven by greedy lies. You see that smoking gun in my hand is the body's life trap.
Speaker: But the gunshots in the distance will keep on running Yeah, just keep on running And shotgun guns bring out to the end Anything in front of my guns, I don't have a friend And bullets spread out into the sky
Speaker: But I'm the brother now, baby, let's just never die You got me caught at night, yeah, you think you won Well, finally, you're just an expeletive, my girl Well, finally, you're just an expeletive, my girl
Speaker: There it is. Ooh, they got me. They got me again. I kicked them. That's why they start laughing.
Speaker: I kicked, I kicked the cameras up early and I'm just sitting here rocking out and I was like, you sons of bitches. I cannot tell that song. I literally saw it coming to the point where I started laughing thinking I guarantee you got him again. Yeah. I cannot time that fucking song to save my life. Cause even I was sitting there going, okay, he's done. No shit. It's not. No.
Speaker: I know, right? They got me. They got me. Anyways, what's going on, everybody? Happy Saturday. Welcome to another episode of Nonsense Will Nonsense. I'm Glick, hanging out with Jeff, as always. Hopefully you guys had a good weekend and joined your weekend so far. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on social media. I'm Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok.
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Speaker: on YouTube, on Twitch, and on Haps. And now, if you would like to email us, and somebody's over there prematurely ejaculating all over the internet. I'd do what I do. You can email us at nonsenseonnonsensepodcastatgmail .com. I'm overly excited about tonight's show. I don't know why. I don't know why, but I'm seriously overly excited.
Speaker: Oh, by the way, we missed it, but Happy Pronouns Day. What the fuck are you talking about? What's going on, Joe? What's up, Jay? How you doing? I'm not kidding. The other day was Pronouns Day, according to somebody in the US government, which means I'm changing my pronouns, by the way. I go by fuck and you.
Speaker: Jeff, if you had a day job, I'd tell you not to quit it. I know. I know. I literally - This guy. I thought on that for like 20 minutes gone. What can you - That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. This guy. We have one comedian on the show. He watches one Dave Chappelle show. And now all of a sudden he - Speaking of standard comedians, I watched, there's a guy, he's got a new show on Netflix, Theo something. Theo Dawson.
Speaker: no it's a he's a real redneck dude i think uh like he looks like somebody we went theo dawson uh theo um yeah he looks like a real redneck guy but he but he sounds like he's from the hood yeah well yeah except for he says daddy more than me but he says it a different way he says it more yeah you say like he says it like cat daddy you know he's like you know daddy and i'm like no i don't a
Speaker: I sat through the whole thing. It took me two days to watch it and I laughed maybe twice. It was really bad. He's actually, he's actually, he's actually pretty funny. I can't think of his last name. It's Theo. Theo Von. What is it? Theo Von. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That guy.
Speaker: I think it just kind of had a bad show. It literally looked like the guy got lost a couple times. But I was just like, wow, this is what it looks like to bomb. The crowd was chuckling, but they weren't like cracking up. I felt bad for the dude. Have you never watched any of our shows?
Speaker: I know, that's the funny thing. But like the first few minutes he did on his hair, on his haircut, because he rocks a mullet. And he's like, you know, this haircut, here you get this cut. And I was like, dude, we get it. You got a bad haircut. I mean, that's an easy fix. But yeah, I was not honest.
Speaker: Uh, I was really excited for it because I was like, this guy, you know, he's, he's on my level, you know, who's your dad? And, and, and has that, he's got that real hillbilly slang down.
Speaker: And I was just like, Jesus, when's it get funny? Oh, it's over shit. I mean, not that I could do any better. I'm just saying, I was just like, Oh, trust me. You were, you were trying, you were trying to, I think he was holding back too. I think he was trying to hold back. You were trying your new stand up routine, uh, and the pre -show. And if we were in person, I'd hit you with tomatoes, but I'm telling you, I'm going to name one of the puppies 10 miles. That way I can tell everybody I want 10 miles.
Speaker: that's funny. Theo. Theo Vaughn's actually really funny. I like that dude. He he he is funny but like it was more like the the special he did was just wow. I think he was just like he was I think he's worried about getting cancelled. So he just really chilled it out. You know, well, that's that goes through a lot of comedians heads right now. Yeah. There's a lot of them that that that that that go through that
Speaker: Jay said we all have off days. He could just be, he could be really good now. He really is. But he's, I've seen him on, on TikTok and stuff. He's hilarious. Yeah. He's got his own podcast and stuff, much like all the big comedians do, but his podcast is pretty funny. Um, Oh, uh, speaking of Jay, um, I don't know if you remember Jeff, but a few weeks back, Jay came in and asked us for advice. And I was actually kind of curious since he's in here, how everything went.
Speaker: whether he got that inspection and was able to get everything squared away so he could get his roof fixed. Oh, yeah, I'm curious. So was that was that your was that your series of the of the of the week? Your No, no, good God. No, it was because I was I wouldn't recommend it because it was just like said, what was
Speaker: If I'd never seen a comedy special, I probably would laugh. But the problem is I watch all of them, even the bad ones, because I love stand -up comedy. I think it's one of the greatest forms of comedy. Kevin, can you please turn that down? I can hear it over my headphones. And this, folks, is why you don't take advice from people who criticize or review things because everybody has a different taste. I'm sure there's a couple people that are having a blast.
Speaker: Yeah. You thought it was bad. I might watch it and think it's hilarious. Exactly. Which is, you know, I was hoping you'd watched it and maybe give me your opinion.
Speaker: I have a list of specials that I would like to watch. I just haven't gotten around to him yet. And that very well could be the case, because if you go back and find some of Theo's other stuff, and watch some of his other specials and stuff, dude is out there. He is awful. And he is. I think it was just, I think it was a bad taping and he was worried about being canceled. But other than that, I mean, he did well. I mean, he talked about his, his, uh,
Speaker: that? Oh, that's just me pushing buttons over here accidentally. But actually, no, my my series of the week is that's me playing you off your your time. So I need to get that sound like when you start talking over like the other night when you guys were doing that stupid ass Cancun. Nah, I should have had music. I know I was trying to I was trying to
Speaker: stop, but it was like... It's like me telling you about sports is what it felt like to me. You know what I mean? It's like, Chris, I watched a football game. Do you know about football? Let me explain it to you. Kind of thing. Not to shit on dude, but I've been here for 20 years. There's nothing he's telling me that I don't know. No, but actually my series of the week is actually called You.
Speaker: it's about a it's three seasons it's it's actually about a guy that becomes obsessed with different chicks and obsessed is putting it lightly because i swear it sees the body count like like no i the body count
Speaker: of deaths in the show. I swear to God grows every season. It's so fucking weird. And the whole time he's got a internal dialogue that you can hear. Like he's talking to you and she's like, is she flirting with me? She is flirting with me. And it's like, no, she's not. She's asking you where this book goes. You know, a really good show. Ten episodes per season. Real easy to binge.
Speaker: Unfortunately, I still haven't seen the first season. As I was explaining to you, what happened was my wife started watching it. And she got through the first season, and I walked in the room, and she was about three episodes into season two. I was like, what the crap are you watching? Because I heard the guy talking to himself. I was like, what is this crap? And 20 minutes into that episode, I'm like, oh, I'm in. And the new season came out.
Speaker: I literally, the day my wife got home from Mexico City, the new season came out. I was like, it's on! And we literally just sat there and binge watched the shit out there. So what's the name of the show? It's called You. Y -O -U.
Speaker: Oh, you know, I think I haven't seen this show, but I've seen that series. He doesn't refer to his stalkers as their name. He says, you would like that, wouldn't you? You know, in his mind's ear, he's saying, you want me to follow you. You want me to watch. You know, all this weird shit. Oh, it's so fucked. And then season two, he meets the woman that becomes his wife. Spoiler alert. And she's worse than him. But about him.
Speaker: And of course, as instant he's married, he's onto the next one. You know, he's onto the neighbor chick and oh man, that's so fucking good. And it's so fucked up. It's like, it's, it's like watching a train wreck. You cannot walk away. He's like, what'd you do now? You know, uh, but yeah, he likes to collect things.
Speaker: of his so he's like a serial so he's like a serial killer he's like a serial stalker and then uh but you said well well the thing is like uh granted i still haven't seen season one and i i do plan to watch season one but uh his the woman becomes his wife he's interested in somebody else and becomes obsessed with the woman becomes his wife but he's kind of
Speaker: She thinks he's dating somebody else, so she kills him, kills that person. And like he literally locks chicken in a glass box, like a plexiglass box. Oh, it's fucked up. But this season is all about how they don't trust each other, and they're
Speaker: on locking people up in said box and you can see them both hiding keys inside box and this box is literally the size like a it's like a 15 it's like 25 by 25 and it's not small by any means it's a 25 square cube
Speaker: of it.
Speaker: It's so, it's an interesting look at what the fuck are you? I mean, what makes it worse is they're in the suburbs in season three. So it's like, it's like really - You guys are into what sounds like a psychological thriller. Check out YouTube on Netflix. Yeah, pretty much. Three seasons. Three seasons. And they've set up season four. But to jump off subject, Jay said,
Speaker: He got the inspection for his roof about some hail damage insurance agreed and in the process of getting three quotes thinking about getting a metal roof.
Speaker: Uh, what's the thought on metal roofs? I personally, I love metal roofs. The only problem with a metal roof is the sound. I mean, if you have enough sound editing, I think you're good. No, because if he's already got hail damage, imagine the sound when hail on a metal roof is like somebody using a hammer on an anvil above your head every time it, you know. But at the same time, how often does it hail? Whoa, hello Echo. This is true.
Speaker: This is true. But the sound of rain on a metal roof is amazing. I love metal roofs, but that's just me. It depends on the sound denting for me. I don't like the heavy sound. I mean, you'll instantly know when it's raining if you can hear it. I'm like, yep. Have you ever been in Walmart when it starts to rain? You're like, what the fuck is that? That's what it sounds like. I love that sound. I love that sound. I think it's real relaxing and soothing. That sound just means fuck. I don't have an umbrella.
Speaker: you said uh metal roofs look like shingles now rather than like the barn or an outbuilding so yeah maybe it's uh another thing you might look into is the terracotta terracotta tiles you know the spanish tiles they look beautiful yeah but i'm sure they're super expensive actually no this is probably not gonna pay for that no they're not it's uh it depends on where you live though where is shawn it's
Speaker: It's not as loud as Jeff just described it. It's loud if you're in a barn or something like that, but inside a house with the - Inside a house, you won't - you barely notice it. With insulation and all that, you'll barely notice it. With the insulation in your attic and the gap between the roof and the ceiling in your attic, it'll
Speaker: don't dull that noise to a certain degree. Yeah, in my opinion, like I said, it's very soothing and very relaxing to me, but it can be like what's going on pretty girl. The only thing you have to worry about with a metal roof is occasionally snow will stick to the point where I you know, we've all seen those videos where guy goes clean off with
Speaker: his uh metal roof and ends up falling off well i mean it's still very slick too when it's wet um yeah but i mean snow can stick on the roof of a regular house too depending upon pictures and if you've got yeah you know
Speaker: So, I mean... It's all a matter of choice, really. Like you were just saying, with the metal roof, as long as you got enough insulation and sound deadening and all that fun stuff, and the space between the attic and the actual roof of your room, you'll barely notice the sound. Unless you live in a barn. And then, yes, when hail hits it, it's gonna sound... It's gonna sound like thumbs.
Speaker: Which if you've been a barn, you have more problems than your metal roof. Kid -free, how'd you pull that one off? But no, I would totally go with the metal roof with the options there. Yeah. Well, it'd also go up faster. It'll go up faster. They've got a longer life than shingles. And you can paint them any color you want.
Speaker: And yeah, there's that. You can paint your roof every year if you want.
Speaker: Anytime, Jay. But then you're really going to have some sound. You're really going to dull the sound. I saw videos every day. I lived here for 20 years and I painted the roof every year. Somebody sent me a video the other day of a guy cleaning, he actually paints cars every day. And he cleaned off his paint stand where he sluts, sets fenders and whatnot. And it was literally four inches thick.
Speaker: And you could see the different layers of paint and it looked cool as shit. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Lifetime? Yeah. It was like 20 years. 20 years he hadn't cleaned off that thing and I was like, yeah. Yeah, that would be pretty cool.
Speaker: Summer said I'm kid free. I asked her how she got to be kid free. She's like, I just left him. Well, they went to his friend's birthday party today. So, okay. Then he stayed the night. Lifetime guarantee on the roof. There you go. Yeah, I wouldn't jump all over. Lifetime guarantee. That's the way to go. Lifetime guarantee. You can't get that with certain tools.
Speaker: But, um, even craftsmen started to renege on that shit. Uh, hell, uh, cash was supposed to go, speaking of kids birthday parties, cash was supposed to go to a birthday party today. And, uh, we went over to my grand, my grandma's house, um, cause Pops and John are getting ready to leave for Florida. And then we just had to get together. It's very rare that my family gets together when my aunt and uncle was there, my cousins were there.
Speaker: And my cousin had her boys there and they were around the same age as Cash. And as soon as those boys got there, you thought they'd been friends for 20 years. Yeah. They started running around. It amazes me. It amazes me that kids that age and I vaguely remember doing the same thing. If you're around a kid your age and everybody else is adults, you'll find common ground.
Speaker: you know, oh, yeah. Well, and I think I don't I think they've actually only seen each other a couple times. I mean, it's not like they really, they really know each other that well. But you know, did you guys do like family reunions and stuff?
Speaker: Uh, we haven't for, we used to get together all the time. We just, we haven't for years. Um, we didn't know each other, but yeah, they, they know each other. They just don't get to hang out very often. I'd like, I'd like to pick that, you know, I'd like to change that to where they do get to see each other more often. And because, you know, the old saying is, Hey, you know, your cousin's your first best friend and your last best friend.
Speaker: Well, literally, up until me moving here and the distance thing, my cousins and I used to hang out all the time. We had family reunion every year. And the cool thing is we had family all over the country. So every year, we'd have it in a different location and it would rotate. So every like seven years, it was up my house. And seven to 10 families.
Speaker: And we'd literally just end up crashing all at one plow. So it got to the point where the kids, mainly us, would literally show up with tents. We're like, we're staying the weekend in the tent. We'd always do it Memorial Day weekend because it's a four -day weekend and the adults get fucking hammered. And my Uncle Mark, I learned very quickly on in my young life that the man is –
Speaker: not afraid of anything when it comes to volleyball. I've seen this man dive into a pile of cement concrete blocks to save a bowl. I don't think a year went by where somebody has some stupid game. Yeah.
Speaker: No. So they were, they were running around like crazy, having fun. It was time to go. And I was like, Hey, you want to go to your party or you want to stay here without, without even a thought? He was like, I'm staying here. I was like, okay, save me, save me 20 bucks. I don't know. I was like, I don't know the kid. I don't know anything about this kid that his party was. So I just went and got him a card and threw 20 bucks in it. So that card back
Speaker: In other news, the wedding's off with Summer and I. She got engaged last night to somebody else, threw my ring into the parking lot. It wasn't good enough. The new ring is bigger and shinier, I guess. When I'm locked up rings.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. It looked like one of those like cheap ass like Walmart rings that you could buy for like 10 bucks. Her friend Crystal. Yeah, her friend Crystal proposed to her last night when they went to the zoo and it was a better proposal because it was in public and it was around people and I saw it. So, she just, she just, she just, she just, she just tossed my ring away like, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. She could have sent it back to me or something. I wish her the best. Hopefully her new wife and her will have a long and happy marriage.
Speaker: It's not the money that counts, apparently. It's about the feeling. It's about recognition in public. Yeah. Sorry, that my ring was too big of a box to carry around in my pocket all day.
Speaker: You hear that one story? There's a story that this guy, I don't know how he did it. He gave his girlfriend a necklace with what looked like a rock on it. Like six months into dating her. Or like a year into dating her. And after three years, he goes over and he says, hey, let me see your necklace I gave you. She's worn it every day. And he takes it and he takes a hammer.
Speaker: and he cracks the fucker open. And inside it was an engagement ring. And then he turns to her and he goes, here, I broke it, but will you marry me? And she was like, what the fuck? He's like, you've been carrying this thing around for two years. And I was like, damn, that motherfucker can plan, because I can't plan for tomorrow, let alone two years from now. Her ring box even had a stand. So her ring box was better than my ring box. Everything was better.
Speaker: Although I did just get a booby picture. I bet she didn't get a booby picture. I'll take your word for it. Hey Jeff, you want to see, look at the camera.
Speaker: yeah probably i do enjoy seeing my girls you're not wrong speaking speaking not not not speaking of boobies but speaking being at my grandmother's today summer said i have pretty boobs thank you very much jeff
Speaker: I'm sure you do, but as my best friend, being the podcast host, I don't want to see them. Once again, the second he started diddling your putter, you became a dude to me. That's just how it is.
Speaker: As soon as I became DJ wiki wiki
Speaker: So speaking of the podcast, speaking of boobs, so I was over at my grandma's today. Now, once everybody started to leave, I was the last person to leave. It was just me and Pops and Joe there, and Cash was there.
Speaker: grandma sit down on the couch beside me and she was like so uh christopher what is this uh yeah damn grandma i'm not nearly drunk enough
Speaker: dual advantages started playing to the background. What are we Alabama fans though? Damn, grandma put the things away. I hurt somebody. Yeah. Yeah. Summer said that I became a DJ Wiki Wiki five minutes after she came into my house the first time. True statement. Very accurate.
Speaker: But so, yeah, she sat down and she's like, well, Christopher, what is this pod show that I'm like, podcast grandma? And she's like, yeah, whatever. And she's like, what is it about? I was like, well, grandma, it is it's it's adult content.
Speaker: uh you probably and before i could even finish saying you probably wouldn't be too proud of me she's like yeah i would probably reach this through the phone and smack the shit out of both of you this is like yeah well jeff's mom stopped listening like three episodes i was like jeff's mom made it like four or five episodes before she stopped listening to it
Speaker: really dirty. She's like she she just kind of looked at me with disappointment and I was like, what? We have fun and it's not like bad. I mean, it's not like we're saying saying we want to **** Ryan Reynolds. Oh, wait. You did that. It's like we just have fun in
Speaker: That was Yeah, you know, whatever happens happens. Let's say we don't talk about politics a stuff we don't talk about religion We just kind of have fun and you know James. How you doing, sir? It's very locker room talk It's literally if we were in public It's not something we would blurt out like hey, I'm gonna fuck Ryan Reynolds but but
Speaker: It's, it's probably, it's, it's conversations that, that you would have with a bunch of guys in the room, but since we can't see our guests, our, our, our audience, Oh, speaking of inappropriate. Uh -oh. Yeah. No. So, but then she, then she proceeded to tell me how, how cursing
Speaker: shows your signs, shows the sign of how unintelligent you are, and basically telling me that I curse too much. And I was like, actually, grandma, according to scientific research, those who are more intelligent, are more intelligent than the average person.
Speaker: She's like, I don't think so. I love my grandmother. She's gotten older. She's become more religious and more proper, I guess, or appropriate. I do remember a time where when I was younger, my grandma was a heathen and used to enjoy her sauces. Older people because they're like, I'm getting close to the grave. I'm going to rewrite with Jesus just in case.
Speaker: James, if your son goes to Michigan State, you should disown him and write him out of your will and never talk to him again. If he's going to go to a school in Michigan, he should go to the University of Michigan. What is the difference? No, she's definitely not going to be listening. Michigan State is the little brother to Michigan. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker: I have it on board with Florida Gators. Hopefully he gets he gets once he getting trying to get a full ride for.
Speaker: Summer said, my friend TJ and his wife at the, were at the party, as I was leaving, I looked at him and said, can you, can, can I have sex with her? So the baby will hurry and come out. What the hell? I don't know why you having sex with another woman is going to help a baby come out any faster. I don't think you understand how that works. I was going to say, actually, uh, supposedly. I don't know how true it is because we tried it and didn't work.
Speaker: But apparently having sex can induce labor. What? You want me to have sex with her? I don't even know who she is. Because she's giving you permission to fuck somebody else. You don't ask questions. Don't lift a gift or it's in the mouth. Maybe she was telling him. Maybe she was telling him that. I don't know. I'm so confused. Oh, nice. He's that good, James.
Speaker: Apparently his son's trying to get a full, full scholarship in football. Nice. Nice. I'm so confused. That's impressive because I couldn't get a full ride for anything. I could get a full ride for a tank of gas. They're like, okay, we're here. Get out. No, wait. They don't let me go to school here. Oh, that's not what it meant. I'm trying to read.
Speaker: Okay. Apparently she, okay. Nevermind. I'm just an idiot. She asked if he would have sex with her so that the baby would come out faster. That's what I thought. No, that's true. That's the thing. Apparently it, uh, semen induces labor and pregnant sex is the best. Cause you can just kind of, you don't have to worry about raincoats or nothing.
Speaker: You don't have to worry about getting pregnant. Jeff, I feel like you're talking out of your ass right now with the whole semen, inducing, labor, just by the way you look. When my wife, when my wife was pregnant with our daughter, it was getting close to the time. And I was like, Doc, does your wife make you wear a raincoat when you guys have sex? No, no, you don't have to.
Speaker: no but I mean it's like what I'm saying is what I'm saying is is you're saying like if you were out on the town and you were single you'd go look for a bunch of pregnant bitches to try to fuck no
Speaker: I don't think it's that she just liked beer. Summer said it's not semen you fucking dumbass. What is it? I think it's the motion in the if she's close to term I think it's the motion and and and and the fact that you're
Speaker: poking the baby in the forehead and it's pissed off and it's like, now it's going to claw its way out and fight you or something. I don't know. I don't know. Just tell her to jump on a trampoline. It has the same effect. Girls and girls on trampoline. I don't think that your, your, your science is valid.
Speaker: I think my science is more valid than your semen argument. I'm telling you. Google that shit. I Google it for you, but I can't because my phone is literally recording. Yeah, sex releases hormones that are like medications. Same difference. Hey, hey, James, whether it's a small school or big school, he gets a free ride, man. That's bad ass free ride, man, because college is not cheap. Yeah.
Speaker: I'd be excited either way. State schools still like 25 grand a year. You might not Honda for that. There's a lot of guys in the NFL that did not go to big schools. I'm just saying. And you know, it doesn't matter where you go if you're dominating. You get Tom Brady went to the University of Michigan. He went undrafted. Or he was drafted in the sixth round like the last guy.
Speaker: How many rounds are there? I've watched that fucking movie drafted like 17 times. I've never understood it. Typically your first three rounds are the only ones that matter. I mean, if you want to watch it, they all matter. It all comes down to a paycheck. The higher rank you are when you get drafted or the closer the beginning, the more money you're going to make.
Speaker: uh there's a rookie salary last picked and he got paid big time because he killed yeah there's a there's a rookie salary yeah well yeah there is but i mean now there's you're a first draft pick or last draft pick there's a couple million dollars in there that's missing well it's not even it's not even millions when you're a rookie oh is it oh yeah i mean you get signing bonuses and all that stuff
Speaker: Well, now you get signing bonuses and this and the other thing when you go early in the first, first couple of rounds, but they, they, they capped, um, the rookie salary because, uh, you know, say for instance, it go way back. And I know you have no idea who this is, but Tim couch, uh, when the Cleveland Browns came back in 99, they drafted Tim couch, number one, overall Heisman trophy winner out of Kentucky, uh, was supposed to be the man and was a bust.
Speaker: And there's a lot of guys that have been bust throughout the years that have gone early and they get these big fat paydays and then they suck. So there's a, yeah, well, yeah. The first couple of rounds, yeah. You're going to get paid more than, more than the guy who was picked in the sixth round, but still. Right. Yeah. I was, I was trying to think, you know, he didn't drive low. That's like winning the lotto. Yeah. But James said that he thinks the NFL minimum is a 375 ,000 a year.
Speaker: on top of whatever bonuses, yeah, whatever bonuses you get. Still it's not as needed. I mean, so yeah, no, I mean, it's nothing. I know a lot I could do with 350 grand. But I think a lot of that had to come into play because of bust and stuff like that. I mean, you guys are coming. Yeah. And then you guys that, like I said, like Tom Brady or I mean, Tom Brady is just obviously the first one that pops in my head. But there's been a ton of guys who have come into the league. He was like fourth round.
Speaker: He was the last pick of the draft. There you go. And, and you know, he's, he's, I know who Tom Brady is for fuck's sake. I can't tell you. But I mean, but there's a lot of guys that, that either go undrafted or drafted super late who become mega stars. Super stars. Yeah. Yeah. The XFL, the XFL was paying 50 grand. Yeah. 50 grand salary. And then they made bonuses on all the random dumb shit. So yeah.
Speaker: beats working McDonald's. Let me tell you. Well, I don't know anymore. McDonald's is McDonald's are saying they're going to pay up to $22 an hour. Yeah. But once again, working McDonald's is it's it's soul crushing.
Speaker: Yeah. But at the same time, they will hire, they will, they will, they will hire a brain dead retarded chimpanzee to work at McDonald's because I'm pretty sure that my McDonald's down the road is completely employed by brain dead retarded chimpanzees move inside. Yeah. Well, it's, it's, it's not the most demanding job in the world. I'm not going to say that, but it's, it's, I mean,
Speaker: If, well, I'm just saying, because if I go there and I order a sandwich and I don't want onions on it, and then I open the sandwich and there's three pounds of onions on it, it's like, what the fuck? That is true. Wait a minute, McDonald's is 25 % human meat? Well, if that's got human meat in it, then human meat is delicious and I'm considering it to come in. Jeffrey Dahmer just learned that fact and he was like, ah, fuck it. I'm gonna make my own. What?
Speaker: Obviously happy Bobby I Don't know if you can hear it, but it started pissing down rain just as I moved in nice Hey, I wonder is pops. Are you around? Are you ready? He's a
Speaker: I'm gonna have to move further but he's uh finished a new chapter or final chapter in his life or some shit like that and I was like well as long as you got your top 10 I don't care. I was like that just sounds like dude but I was like you got your top 10 though? Oh man I'm like shit. I didn't move farther inside. Wall burgers, I've never had wall burgers. Wall burgers are way better than McDonald's that's 100 % not human meat.
Speaker: I've never had well burgers. Uh, I'm not a big fan of McDonald's anyways, but I mean, I'll go there. It's not like I would be like, Oh, I'll never eat McDonald's. Shut up. You should probably people who say that are probably eat McDonald's four times a day and probably eat more McDonald's when we do. Yeah. Yeah. My kids love McDonald's. If I had enough money, because I'm not a food connoisseur. I'm not like, Hey, let's go here because it's super fancy. I don't care about that. I, I eat because I have to.
Speaker: Well, I hope your signal is better than it was the other night because you've killed us the last two episodes. Oh my God. Are you ready? We got ready to bring pops in. Yeah, that's fine. Uh, but I think if I had enough money, I would literally eat McDonald's probably three or four times a week. I'd be 400 pounds. Uh, yes. I a hundred percent agree with that statement, James. James said, nobody can make it better burger than you can on your own grill. Yes, sir.
Speaker: Yeah. Okay. I go. I'll go with that because I do make a main burger. It's just the preparation just making a burger. Nobody can make better barbecue than this guy. Oh, the robot has entered the room. Stop fucking moving around pops.
Speaker: We're gonna have to do audio only again. I know pop slowly would have stopped headless was today and I I may wind up shooting myself in the head tonight. That bad or that good? Yeah, I mean you you're gonna love it. Nice. Ah, it's it's car related.
Speaker: All right, it pops up smooth and every time he every time he moves it fucks everything up signal fucks up Yeah They're actually moving to florida next week So that's probably what he was Yeah, they're getting ready to move to florida next week so that's probably what he's talking about the Next chapter of his life. Yeah
Speaker: I just hope when he moves the Florida, he's got better fucking signal Gets off this odd lost Wi -Fi you guys going on I'm telling you man get enough gun and glue thumb tacks to the top of Thank You James
Speaker: started locking myself in the bathroom. Can you hear me better? There we go. Yeah, we can hear you better. Are you going to buy in there? It's good. You super glue, uh, bug tacks to the bullets and you just shoot them when they come, every time they come in the room and start yelling. I know I'm buying tears, James. Apparently this is James's new fun game. He gives us awards and every time he does, I choose him and drink. Uh, not piggybacking off of you.
Speaker: Appreciate it, Bubba. That is awesome. So Pops, you got your top 10. Are you ready, Will and Abel? Yeah, I got my top 10. I'm ready. I'm able. Yeah, I got my top 10.
Speaker: Who's got this phone in the background? Oh, I'm hearing one. I was going to say, I can hear a network. Nonsense. Well, nonsense presents real men with lack of genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Ida. So it's your time to shine. Give us your top 10. Genius. Turn your volume down. I was going to say, I can hear that echo in his head. Michaela B. Joe, turn your volume down, please.
Speaker: It's not very loud. It's just there. He said the drinking word tonight are awards. Every time you get an award, you have to drink. We got to get joy in some earbuds.
Speaker: you can get another girl from me. You just don't want a man. You're bad. You got him. She just don't put a man. Hi. Are we ready for this? Yeah. You ain't got. We're gonna. We're as ready as we can be with your shitty ass service. Just don't. Jesus. I thought my signal was bad.
Speaker: You're cutting in and out pops I can barely hear you
Speaker: He's cutting out really bad Oh my god, I thought you were gonna I thought you were gonna turn your internet on Chuck you're killing me Yeah, too bad. There's not a robot award
Speaker: James go tell all your friends. This could be a good drinking game for me. This could be extremely beneficial.
Speaker: I could pay my rent and car payment after one show. You all right? I had to move because I can't hear you. Hold on a second. I'm going to see if I can speak. Yeah, no, you're not.
Speaker: Oh my God, your service is so bad. Oh, it's terrible. Oh my God. Okay. Tell Joanne to text me the top 10. I'll do the top 10. I'm going to do Chris again. You're going to try it this time? All right, here. I'll
Speaker: I'll shoot it over to you. Yeah, I'll try it. I don't know what's going on, but I thought, yeah, it's so bad. Internet lately, but like the first couple of times you did it was flawless. And then all of a sudden it was like the shit. Well, well, they're they're out at the campground. They're not at the house. So they don't have actual Wi -Fi. They're they're trying to use like Joe's hotspot on their phone. And can you try it without the Wi -Fi debt? Can you do it with you? Just your phone data?
Speaker: That's where I'm on. I'm on. I'm on my just my phone. Wow. Well, now I can. I can't. I can't send this. I was going to say, I think I think he's camera as well.
Speaker: If he goes without camera again, I might get away with it. Summer said she's going to give James my phone number so he can deal with my drunk. He's dropping awards. I was like, this is going to be a fun drinking game. Yeah. Now we can hear you. Yeah. Yeah. You can hear me. Okay. What'd you do? Drop the camera on me.
Speaker: Yeah. All right. Number 10. Yeah. I dropped the camera on you. Number 10. So we got top 10. Top 10 all time be here. What was your top 10 list? Top 10 all time be here. The bomb award because we're currently bombing. Yeah, probably. All right. Maybe like I said, hopefully it get better. Number 10.
Speaker: is a Benz motor wagon. Okay, yeah, the Benz motor wagon was a was a one of the first vehicles. Yeah, it was created three miles an hour. 1860s 1886 powered by internal combustion engine was assembled. The model was holy shit James. The world's first motor car.
Speaker: What do you do are my steam or electric engine? Yeah, yeah top speed was like three miles an hour. I've I've They're on the game Gran Turismo. They have it and it is the slowest They'd only made 25 of them and wonder why holy shit and 425 were built and
Speaker: The four stroke engine, that power, the early model produced less than one horsepower. Jesus Christ, are you kidding me? My lawnmower's got more gnats. All right, number nine. Uh, Gran Turismo 5, I think, the last one.
Speaker: Five or six. No, number nine pops. No, our number, number nine, number nine, number nine. Stop moving. Yeah. Number nine. Waverly electric. Waverly electric. Anyone who thinks that anyone who thinks electric cars are, are an invention of the 21st century. Solar mistaken. The old and dirt. This was produced.
Speaker: This was produced from 1896 to 1914. Yeah. Terrible top feet. Yes. Owned by celebrities such as Diamond Jim Bailey. Never heard. Thomas Edison owned one. Well, of course he did.
Speaker: it was marketed as a woman's friendly automobile. Waverly was, was easy to start, easy to drive, and usually came with an enclosed coach. All right. Number eight. But as number eight, oh, this is, you know, I'm surprised this didn't even come in at number eight. The Ford Model T.
Speaker: Ford Model T is one of the most influential cars in the world. Yeah, it's only eight? Come on. Part of the collection of the Ford Getaway Automotive. Ford Model T. What? You didn't get any. Ford Model T or 10 Lizzie. It was all the Lizzie as Henry Ford called it. No, I didn't have it. Wasn't the Ford Model T one of the first cars?
Speaker: No, the Ford Model T was one of the first cars to be built on an assembly line. Have a good one, James. Yeah, first Model T production. Yeah, Henry Ford did not invent the automobile, which is the common mistake. He invented the assembly line, so he would literally have all the parts in different spots in the modern day assembly line. He actually created it.
Speaker: And the Ford Model T was one of the first cars to be built on it, which is why the Ford Model T was so cheap and made the automobile accessible to the masses. And you can get it in any color you want, as long as it was black. Yep. This thing was produced between 1908 and 1927. Yep. 15 million models were produced.
Speaker: And you know many others still on the road? Almost three. There's still quite a few of them. You still see them, but they're all modified. One way or another. And Jay Liddo owns all three. Probably. I know he owns at least one fully restored, and he owns one that's been modified. I was going to say, I know Jay Liddo is a
Speaker: He's a huge car guy and he loves the old car. He's got Stanley Steamers for fucks sake. You want to talk about a **** weird **** car. Yeah. Alright. Moving on. Moving on. Moving on. Moving on. Moving on. Number seven. Number seven. The VW Beetle. Bleed that **** Yeah, it was hugely popular. I mean, the hippies
Speaker: They sold it in Mexico until 2004. Hey, you know this thing's actually float too. What's that? Me and my brother -in -law, these things actually float. Oh yeah. And you cannot get, and you cannot get this other bit just stuck either. Me and my brother -in -law actually tried to get one. Me and my brother -in -law actually tried to get one stuck. Couldn't I get one. You an Uncle Terry? Yeah. He used to have one. That's gonna surprise me.
Speaker: Yeah. And you can run it right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The string to the throttle cable to the injectors right back to the.
Speaker: The only problem I have with a Volkswagen Beetle is if you try to drive a Volkswagen Beetle in the snow, you don't try to turn or stop because you're not going to do either.
Speaker: because it is the most useful Jeff used to order bug did you I've had several actually I did you had did you did you have one when we was in school or was that somebody was that one of those random novel it ran a novel it had one it was a 66 Super Beetle and that thing I know I know that it wasn't a beetle it had an exhaust leak but we just thought the car was really comfortable
Speaker: Did you know the beetle was actually the brainchild of Adolf Hitler? I think everybody that knows anything about cars knows that Yeah, yeah man totally Adolf Hitler man That he I can't believe he came up with the idea for the beetle. That was so cool. Wait off Hitler. Yeah He didn't actually come up with it He actually he got into production
Speaker: saying it was the car for the people. No. Does it look like a gas chamber? No. Well, it was, I mean, you got to remember this is before World War II when it came out. It was a very versatile guy. It was a very versatile car.
Speaker: This is actually a nice card the cord the cord l29 The cord is pretty cool
Speaker: I don't think I've ever seen one. It's really. First four wheel drive automobiles sold in the United States introduced in 1929. It's the. Different. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Elegant design that elevated it above its competitors. Unfortunately, the timing of relates can see, can't cancel with the stock market. Conceded with stock market crash of 1929. Yeah. Well, that looked good. After a few years. Yeah.
Speaker: After a few years, L29 was taken out out of production. I just looked up a Ford Accord L29, and it does not even pop up. I feel like you're lying to me. No, it's not a Ford. It's called a Ford L29. Oh, just a Ford L29? L29. Ooh, that's right. A Ford. A Ford. No, I just said it with a Ford.
Speaker: Maybe he did. That's actually really cool. Oh, it's a cord. It's a cord like C .O .R .D. Cord. Cord. C .O .R .D. Like G .O .R .D. Like attached to your drill. Yeah. Plug it into the wall. The cord. A. Or the cord cord. Yeah. Yeah. It's an A space cord. OK. No, I got it. It's a cool cord. It's a cool looking car. Show the picture on screen, Chris, so I can see. Yeah. It looks like like when you look at like
Speaker: You know Duesenberg's I don't know what that means, but sure. Yeah Yeah, it looks like something that you'd see in like the old Bond movies or something like that the bad guy the villain drove it well Dracula would be it's basically The Great Gatsby cars
Speaker: I'm not a car guy for anybody who's listening. So Chris has no idea what we're talking about. It's a cool looking car. It is. Nice looking car. Yeah. They would send the frame to a coach builder and they would build the body. So no two are alike. Oh shit. Let's go to Tennessee.
Speaker: What's number five? Number five, call time, F, Ford, F -150 pickup. Yeah, I know what an F -150 is, baby. Yeah. I know what that is. I've had a few of those in the day. I know, Jeff. Definitely. I'm going to throw up. 1948 to replace our base with guts.
Speaker: It is, I will give Ford, I will give Ford credit because it is one of the most best -selling trucks on the road. And they're not terrible. You sounded perfect, and now you're a robot again. Yeah, as soon as you move. The one thing I would give Ford is the F -150 has never been ugly. I've never seen it. I mean, well, there's a couple of them.
Speaker: But there never been like, I just looked at the new 2022 Silverado and I fucking, the front end makes me want to shoot myself. So where, where no Ford has ever been like, Oh, you know, but Ford does their problem. A few years back, the Ford F one 50 came out with the, um, with the F one 50 retro package. Right. And that thing was.
Speaker: bad. I actually I think they still have them but it's got the paint job like where it's it's like red or blue but it's blue on top white in the middle and then blue.
Speaker: Ford Ford has, you can get a Ford F 150 retro package, Jeff, look it up. And it comes with a roll bar and KC lights on it. And it's a super cab. It's really cool. It's bad. Yeah. It's really, it's really bad ass. I'd be, anyways, after the, after the F one, number four, after it's number four, you just, it's called it. Oldsmobile F 88.
Speaker: F88 not it's F88 it looks all it looks kind of cool what what years throughout the 50s general mode it's throughout the 50s so it must be in the 50s well the old old's always had badass wits back then oh it's a prototype yeah exactly uh it kind of looks like a thunderbird
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. It's literally, they need two of them and they, they basically look like they have rockets coming out the ass. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. I know exactly what you're talking about. There only is one left and it isn't a, it's in a museum, but the front end looks like a blobfish. Yep. And, and people scream for them to make it. And not long after that came the T bird and they never did.
Speaker: I didn't know what it was called, but I know exactly what it was called.
Speaker: it's
Speaker: Yeah. What are the sizes on your car? 16, I think. On a Mini, they were 10 inches. I don't fit in a Mini. I bet you could. No, I don't. I've tried. It's very uncomfortable. I've sat in a Mini Cooper. They are very uncomfortable. Now, here's what's really cool about a Mini Cooper. You could easily swap out the motor for the Honda K20, which is like what's in the Honda Civic.
Speaker: and triple. Yeah, the K 20. Yeah, that that's a man that that's a room K 20. Also, you can also but you can also you can also upgrade from the K 20. You can upgrade from the K 20 and get an L 20, which boost your horsepower like 123 more hours on the guy watching just scratching his head. One
Speaker: and if you really and if you really are feeling froggy and you want to get that extra 152 horsepower you go from the the the l -22 and o -20 and whoa buddy you want to talk about a speedster you're one of those guys that goes to a ghost of car show gets his ass kicked
Speaker: He's like there's a miniature turbo inside my injectors you can't see it, but it's there And he was looking inside and asked me
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Well, I don't know anything about cars. That is not a big secret, but I will get in a car. He's like, what's he in? It starts. He's like, everything's good. No check engine light. I'm awesome.
Speaker: No, no, no dummy lights are coming on. It started. I just know I have to put gas in it every once in a while. Gas and oil and put air in my tires. And if I put it in R, that's for racing and I can go fast. That's racing mode. You go from 100, go from D to R. Really fast, 120. Man, you'll just really rip some shit. That's better than NOS.
Speaker: And after the entire three -hour episode he'd be like I still don't get it
Speaker: I don't even know anymore. I'd literally have to draw you pictures to make you understand it and show you videos. No. I would just shoot myself. I'd be like, Jeff, I don't care. And you'd be like, no, listen, listen. You're like, listen, Chris, listen. When you hit the NOS, the injector flips open. The valve goes upside down. The juices shoot to the rear axles. And I'm like, yeah, whatever. I don't care.
Speaker: Does it make the car go vroom vroom? The difference between nitrous oxide and actual fuel are two different things because nitrous oxide is a gas.
Speaker: Like as if smoke is a gas. Yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah. I know, I know what nitrous oxide is. Okay. I'm not a dummy. I just don't know what the fuck. Like, I don't know how it works in a car. So that makes me stupid. And I'm stupid. It basically, I can, I can narrow it down. It's basically shoving cold air into the piston to create more of a boost.
Speaker: And that's a terrible explanation. That's kind of like, that's kind of like, that's kind of like, okay. Think about this. It's when I fart, when I'm having sex, it's like, I'm going to get the extra beans as your nitro nitrous oxide. I get that extra. I know it's only five inches, but right now it feels like six and a half. Oh yeah.
Speaker: Number two. It's pops back. We were just bullshit. Number two. Should be in there. Yeah, I hear you. Yeah, there we go. Now you're back. Yeah, now we can hear you. Okay. Number two. Four months down. Nineteen. Yes. Sixteen six. Six months. Six months. Six months. Six months. With the fastest.
Speaker: Yeah. But I still, the 64 and a half, I still, I'm with Carol Shelby. It's a secretary's car. Well, I was just going to say, I do know one thing about Mustang is my dream Mustang is a 64 and a half. I want a 64 and a half baby blue with the white top and white leather interior.
Speaker: Yeah. Good luck trying to find a V8 one because they don't care if it's a V8 or a V6 or a straight six or a queer six. I don't care if it's a queer six. I don't care. I just want the car. I like the car. I don't know. I like the car. I want a 66. I want no. I want a 67.
Speaker: That's what I want. I want this chubby GT 500. I don't care about all the specifics in the room. I just want a 64 and a half. Yeah, I love the way that that car looks. The 64 and a half, baby blue, white top, white leather interior. But the 64 and a half, the 67, I want to say, are basically the same color. Why is someone a loser? Yeah. No, I don't care. I just... No, I want a 67. I want a 47.
Speaker: I'm sorry, but the best looking Mustang of all time, and I'll catch shit for this, is Steve McQueen's Mustang in Bullock. I thought you were going to say a hatchback. I was going to punch you right in the face through the camera. Technically, that one is a hatchback, but it's not like what you think when I say hatchback. It's like the 65?
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: Almost impossible to get that car is almost impossible to get that car. I didn't know that It can easily like that it is a remake the original the original Eleanor is a yellow Mach 1 and it's ugly shit What is number one on this list? I'm dying over here
Speaker: Number one. Number one is a Porsche 9 -11. I like the older body style. I like the 80s version. The 80s with the deep headlights. The newer ones.
Speaker: Air -cooled with an output of a hundred horsepower. Mr. K, reverse suspension as well as horizontal. And probably killed more people than can. I love the Porsche 911. But which body style?
Speaker: I don't know, man. I don't know. That's a trick question. I'm basically all the same. Yeah, I don't know. I just love... It was like the 80s. Yeah, the 80s body style. Not the one from Tom Cruise and Risky Business. I hate that fucking Porsche. It's the ugliest fucking Porsche ever made. Except for that V8. But the 911.
Speaker: is beautiful. If I was going to get me a 911, I'd have to get the RS2 or the RS2. Just like Lamborghini. I don't really care for Lamborghinis, but I love the Diablo. Now, if you ask me what body style or what engine or anything like that, I would say, I don't know, the one in the 80s. It was in a movie I watched one time and I loved it ever since. I think it was in a Corey Haim and Corey Feldman movie. It was a Diablo.
Speaker: It was not a movie. It was, it was a, it was a Ferrari. Are you talking about license to drive? No, it might've been Christian Slater. I don't know. There was a movie back in the eighties and I really enjoyed it. And there was a Lamborghini Diablo in it. And I, and I fell in love with that car, with that particular car. Now the Lamborghini Diablo is gorgeous. I love that car, but I prefer the coon touch until it comes to putting your in reverse. Man. I love the coochie too.
Speaker: is the one that everybody had that poster. It made the scissor doors. It was the first real scissor door door. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Sure. The Lamborghini Diablo is an amazingly beautiful car. However, the problem with the Lamborghini Diablo is the same problem the Countach has. You cannot put them fuckers in reverse.
Speaker: because you can't see out the back. I don't look out my back window. I just back up. I'm not good. I drove a box truck. Probably between working a two minute and working at Washington's. I drove a box truck for two years.
Speaker: You can't see shit out either one of those cars in the side mirrors either. There's a trick to backing up a Diablo or a Countach. You literally have to sit on the door frame with half your body sticking out. Well, I'm sure if I owned one, I would learn that trick.
Speaker: Oh yeah, they pretty much, it's almost an unrolled that when you buy it, the former owner has to teach you how to back it up. But their gearbox, their gearbox is like shifting gears in a train. It's just clunk, clunk. You put a modern day gearbox in those cars, they'd be perfect. Oh my gosh.
Speaker: That is the top 10 this week. Pops, thank you for the top 10, as always. We suffered through it again, hopefully, by Wednesday. I could go on for three days on this list. I think I held my own pretty well in this conversation. I was able to add a lot of... In the chat, just shitting themselves.
Speaker: just keep on hunting. They're they're they're gonna they're gonna listen to this replay and they're gonna be like, this motherfucker! Much like much like the ocean. The first time we get an email, it's gonna be an angry email.
Speaker: Chris's lack of knowledge of cards when you're going to teach us motherfuckers. Like look, dummies, we hit you with the trigger warning in advance. I don't know nothing about cars. I've never claimed to know anything about cars. I never will claim to know anything about cars, but I will certainly enjoy making you guys. Yeah.
Speaker: No, that was a good one, Pops. Here's your towel. When you told me what the top 10 was going to be, when we were at Grandma's tonight, after she showed me her boobs, I was like, oh, Jeff's going to love that. And I'm going to just wander off. I was going to say, this is the perfect time for a gristle to go fry chicken or anything.
Speaker: uh, believe me, I'm going to play, I'm going to play a couple of rounds of Call of Duty here. Call of Duty right now. They took off the, the, the plunder. Well, they take off for ghost. Yeah. I miss plunder. I only like playing plunder. It'll, it'll be back. Yeah. Yeah. It'll be back after this, uh, after this event. That's what they do. So anywho,
Speaker: uh what did you understand i have no idea volswagen carmen gia carmen gia okay my bad i can't even pronounce the wall it's basically the whole fucking thing that is uh volswagen carmen gia is
Speaker: I feel like I can swear by the day. It's basically a box body on it. Yeah, they're, they're not heavy at all. They're not heavy at all. Hey Volkswagen made the rabbit, right? The diesel. Yeah. Score one for the not knowing anything about cars guy. Well, only, only cause there's like 400 million of them on the road. They also make sure.
Speaker: No, in general. Well, the only reason I remember that was because remember the collision repair teacher had the rabbit and they like souped it all up and everything like that. Yeah, that fucking I'm like dope. Did you? Well, interesting is is one of the tests when he had new students and I had a buddy in the classroom. Remember, back in the 90s, the big thing was have the light covers. You remember light covers? Okay.
Speaker: Well, they don't make... My car has light covers and eyelashes. A buddy of mine was telling me... The eyelashes are for aerodynamic... You get the light covers for it, and he says, we had to make them. And they're actually made... You remember the old bug guards that you would put on the front of your truck?
Speaker: They actually took a bug guard and cut it to actually make light coverage for it. Oh, nice. So it was full custom. And I think it was gorgeous. Hell yeah. Yeah, but the Rabbit was one of those cars. It was also in like 14 different movies in the 80s. All girls drove in the 80s. Oh, really? They were the go -to car for the girl driver in the 80s. You ever see the movie, Can't Buy Me Love? Too much tech for him.
Speaker: sure i feel like i have seen that movie yeah can't buy me love is the where where uh what's his name uh the guy from fucking graze anatomy mixed mcdreamy or whatever his name is uh uh no i am i am no the other one yeah i can't remember his name i i have no idea but anyways anyways he he pays the girl
Speaker: in the movie to go out with him for a week. So she can, you know, help pay off her. My wife loves this fucking movie. She'd know his name. But in that movie, she drove a Volkswagen Rabbit. And in the movie License to Drive, Heather Graham was in License to Drive. She drove a Volkswagen Rabbit. The fucking white Volkswagen Rabbits were the thing in the 80s for a chance.
Speaker: At least the movies. Oh, Patrick Dempsey. Yeah, Patrick Dempsey. That's what it is. Thank you. Wait a minute. You know the chick that was in that movie, she died. Wait a minute. Holy shit. Patrick Dempsey was in everything in the 80s. Oh, yeah, dude, that dude was everywhere. He looks so much different now. I know, right?
Speaker: Every time I watch it, my wife loves that movie, Can't Buy Me Love. And every time I turn around, she's like, who the hell can't buy me love? I'm like, oh, God, I've seen this movie 40 million times. And every time I put it on, I'm like, that's Patrick Dempsey. Yeah, he was in The Fast Times, he was in Meatballs. Everywhere. Holy crap. Yeah, he was everywhere in the 80s. Yeah, I would easily say he's been in more movies in the 80s than the Cori's.
Speaker: what was that movie back in the day uh where the guy was the pizza delivery guy and he hooked up with all those chicks and stuff when he would deliver pizza pizza delivery guy yeah i think i know what you're talking about i can't remember oh man why do you need at least three wedding that's a porto chris what's a porto no it's not a porto somewhere
Speaker: Watch. I'm going to put this in here. I was going to say, yeah, I've probably seen it, but I love her boy. Love her boy. Okay. Yeah. And that was fucking Patrick Dempsey. Yep.
Speaker: was a pizza delivery guy and then like he would deliver pizza and he was hooking up like he was hooking up with all these stupid hot like housewives and stuff. Christy Christy Alley was in it. Uh back when she used to be hot. Um That was a good movie. Now, I'm going to watch that movie again. Uh Carrie Fisher was in it. Oh, no **** Yeah.
Speaker: Just a whole, yeah, it was a crazy movie. It was really good. Patrick Dempsey was in that movie. He was like a nerdy looking dude back in the day. Yeah, he was super nerdy. I mean, if you watch him and can't buy me love, it's like, this dude became McDreamy. You want to talk about what's ugly duckling syndrome. That dude was goofy as shit.
Speaker: And, and, you know, he, he, like what? How old is back Dempsey now? I don't know. He's like, but you're not wrong. Summer. That is a lot of porno plots. Hey, how you doing? I have a piece of delivery guy. I have a pepperoni cheese for you.
Speaker: I have no money. Well, I could cover it. You cover me. I got this extra meat pizza. Oh no, I have no money. Don't worry. We could figure something out. Pretty much.
Speaker: I don't think I've seen that movie in a long time. That port or that lover boy movie? No, like I've seen every John Cusack movie ever. I love John Cusack. Well, like back in the day, the 80s movies were the best with Cusack and then you had the John Hughes movies and Molly Ringwald and everything like that.
Speaker: I've seen The Breakfast Club maybe 400 ,000 times. I love that movie. Yeah, I was going to say, what's his face from? What's his face from The Breakfast Club that was like the bad guy? He did the fist pump at the end. Not better. Fuck me. I can't remember his name. I'll pass. I know. Oh my god, it's going to drive me nuts. You're going to have to look it up.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Well, he's, he's, he was, he did, uh, fuck me. You're going to have to Google it because it's going to piss me off. Uh, he did, uh, he was in jail and saw Bob strike back. This is the most recent thing I've seen him in, but I can't remember his name.
Speaker: I used to get picked on by my friends because I could quote the scene from Breakfast Club where he's talking about where he's interacting the same between him and his dad. I love that movie. Wasn't he in a few episodes of Psych?
Speaker: The thing is though, if you look, he's another one that literally, if you look at Judd Nelson now, you're like, that's not the same dude, but it is. He's in, he's in, he's in boot lock saints too, for fuck's sake. Yeah. He just looks older. Like he, he got old. Yeah. Well, his face rounded out too. Speaking of getting old.
Speaker: off the subject. The redhead for Breakfast Club was Molly Ray Wong. Yeah, Ma was apparently somebody. Riggis' mom in Riverdale. Yeah. Yep. Fair enough. I went down to my speedway that I'd always go to the gas station to get better for tonight. And they got a new guy working in there.
Speaker: And he scans my beard. He's like, oh, do you see your idea? I was like, okay. I want to pull it out. And he's like, ah, nevermind. I can, I can tell how old you are by looking at you. I was like, what the fuck, bro? Oh, the first time that happens, I'll come here. You just want to reach across that counter and punch him in the face. And this dude looked older than me. I was like, really? He was like, well, I mean, with all that Michigan gear on, I was like,
Speaker: I don't know how I'm supposed to take this right now, but Michigan 7 and 0. And if you're an Ohio State fan, just a reminder, you guys' breast still smells like duct tape. So. Yeah. The first time somebody stops IDing you, you're like, God damn it. Just want to shoot yourself.
Speaker: Yeah, but on that, let's take a real quick break and come back more, more, more, more bullshitting. I got some news stories. I do have a quick speaking of, uh, speaking of sports, speaking of Michigan, I do have a news story. That's kind of cool. It's relevant to today's game that happened with, uh, Michigan and Northwestern.
Speaker: uh and then we've got another news story that jeff and i are going to get into a huge fight and a huge argument because we started we started to argue during the free show and i was like i was like shut up jeff save it we're gonna argue i guarantee it and he kept going and i
Speaker: hit him with it and I hit him with the countdown and turn this camera. I got some, I got some chops for today. I got some chops for it. Yeah. Let's go ahead and roll that beautiful bean footage. I don't know. I'm gonna go. Nick is talking about. But enjoy a little black top mojo, if you will. We'll be right back in just a few minutes. And by the way, Facebook, we have permission.
Speaker: Yes, Facebook. Jesus Christ. I think we will be... Contested four videos today. Four to ten. I fight with them all the time. Oh my God. Mark Zuckerberg, I challenge you to a one -on -one fight. I'm not the fighter guy because I usually lose, but I will punch that motherfucker in the face.
Speaker: I need you because I love you. Okay, I love you too, buddy. I'm not going anywhere. Dad said he's dead on the phone. I'm dead on the phone. What are you talking about? I am so confused. Oh, dad's dead on the phone. Cash said he loves me because he needs me. I'm not going anywhere, buddy.
Speaker: Uh, anyways, uh, we will be right back. Enjoy the sweet sounds of blacktop. Yep. Thanks for announcing that to everybody.
Speaker: My bags against the wall As you float through the room With all the things you want To make you feel alone When I look that's on your face It leads me to a sooner age
Speaker: Well, please, darling, just say something. I need to understand. Well, tell me why it is you're leaving. I thought I was your man, watching you tell your fate.
Speaker: I searched the house and hope you left something But I didn't find nothing at all I thought maybe if there's something you'd forgotten Well at least I'd have a reason to come
Speaker: I'll reach by you, but you're not there Cry out to you, but you don't hear Your promise should be there forever And always live without saying goodbye Watching the tale
Speaker: Go go
Speaker: Watching the daylight fade Up the street as the sun seems low You can blame me, please don't go Go, go You don't have to be this way You know I hate to be alone You can blame me, please don't go
Speaker: Good fucking tune. Hell yeah. Love us all. And we are back. Welcome back to non -sensical nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you guys are joining the show so far. We have pops out with the top 10. Appreciate your top 10 as always, Pop. Maybe one day we'll get you back to where you have actual good signal. Jesus. Yeah, right?
Speaker: Uh, I guess I go finally started. Yeah. But, uh, as I said, welcome back. I'm good hanging out with Jeff as always. And if you're not following us on the social media, feel free to go check us out at nonsensical nonsense on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Tik TOK, YouTube, Twitch. Also, if you'd like to, uh, feel free to, uh,
Speaker: Go check out every episode of the podcast on Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcasts, basically anywhere and everywhere you get your podcasts, jollies and fixings. So go give us a like and go give us a follow. Go give Jeff the old double thumbing. Cause, uh, yeah, that's how he likes it. And, uh, if you'd like to email us for any reason at gmail .com.
Speaker: Speaking of the email and the guests and stuff like that, shout out to Cameron, not that he'll hear this or anything like that, but shout out to Cameron.
Speaker: He has hooked us up with two potential guests that I have to reach out to him. I have to do my part now. I just have not had a chance to with everything going on with getting ready to start working at LSU. But I will be one is a former football player played for the University of Clemson and was signed with the New England Patriots and the other is a.
Speaker: former college football player and former UFC fighter. And I believe he still currently fights in the PFL. So an MMA guy. Nice. So, uh, I just have to reach out to him and do my part to, uh, right. Set up days. Right. Yeah.
Speaker: So that's pretty cool. Hopefully coming up. So again, shout out to Cameron for the hookup. Yeah. He's, he's the unofficial official promoter for the, for the podcast. Yeah. Basically becoming like an executive producer because that's what a producer does essentially. They, they still listen to the other thing. So.
Speaker: You know, I ain't mad at him. I appreciate it. I, you know, I'm telling you, that's pretty bad. You get the same pay as the host and co -host, which is a zero. I'll sign it tonight because James dropped like 20 bucks trying to get me drunk.
Speaker: Well, I know that's a fun little drinking and that's gonna be the after show you give awards I drink Well, I mean he dropped that $10 one and I almost passed out
Speaker: I know that's what I've had since we started and we just we're 93 % of $220. Jesus. Yeah. My name was the top 10. And when pop was doing that top 10 and he hit that $10 one, I was like, holy shit, James, my screen. And I was like, fuck me rich. This is the most money we've ever made.
Speaker: I told my wife we're doing money on this one day and then today we did. We did double digits. Well, I mean, we've officially made money on the podcast, period. Not a lot of money, but we've made money officially. I want my three hours.
Speaker: Yes, yes. Speaking of the shout outs, shout out to Blacktop Mojo. As always, thank you guys for letting us use your music. If you guys aren't already, if you don't know who they are, go check them out everywhere at Blacktop Mojo. Stream the shit out of their music, buy their music. And then if you see them on Instagram, go say, hey, not sensible, nonsense, send us, send us.
Speaker: Yeah, they're on tiktok. They're on facebook. They're everywhere. Just google at black .mojo. Follow them everywhere. Stream this shit out of the music. I don't know if you've seen it, but Matt's rendition of Tiny Dancer by Elton John. Fucking genius. I want the whole song. I'm pissed. I can't find the whole song. It's on tiktok. That's all I can find. Yeah, but yeah, so shout out to those guys, Matt and Kat and the guys. Yeah. Anyways, with all that stuff out of the way, let's roll into
Speaker: What the fuck news? Yes. I'm going to tell you a couple of stars. There's your guy.
Speaker: That's my dude. Uh, so I don't think you were supposed to send that to me, but I like that. Wow. That is beautiful. She just sent me a picture of her in a dress. Okay. Uh, I'm assuming a wedding dress. She looks beautiful in it. Holy crap. Yeah. I don't think I was supposed to see that either. My fiance is fucking,
Speaker: Gorgeous. Holy crap. Suck, bro. She said it's okay. She's getting a different dress. Okay. And you also get no money. High five. High five, bro. Anyways, in the news, let's jump into the news here real quick. I got a couple of stories before you and I get into an argument.
Speaker: Yeah. Cause I'm sure it's coming. Yeah. First, first and foremost, uh, today's game between Michigan and Northwestern was, uh, was really because they, they were celebrating Mr. George Jewett. And if you don't know who George Jewett is, I was just gonna say, I don't know. George Jewett was the, uh, first African -American to play college football.
Speaker: Oh, good for him. And he played for the University of Michigan. There you go. He then proceeded to transfer to the University of Northwestern, where he got his medical degree. And today they honored him. He played two seasons with Michigan, 1890 and 18 and 1892. He was a full back and a half back with, and he was Michigan's top scorer, rusher and kicker during his reign.
Speaker: He was both a terror on defense and an outstanding runner on offense. Damn, that's impressive. Yeah. He, uh, then, like I said, then he transferred to Northwestern and, um, got his medical degree.
Speaker: So he was not only the first African -American to play college football. He was also the first African -American to play not only at the University of Michigan, but also at the University of Northwestern, both in the Big Ten. And today they have decided because college and college football, you have rivalries. Right. Michigan and Minnesota played for the little brown jug.
Speaker: Michigan and Michigan State fall play for the Paul Bunyan trophy, you know, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Right. Well, a new trophy has been introduced into college football today. And from here on out, Michigan and Northwestern will play for the George Jewett trophy and the George and the Jewish George Jewett game. So that is actually a little, little cool bit of history today. Uh,
Speaker: They were talking about it this afternoon during the game and I know you're not a sports guy But I thought that would be kind of a cool little story Interesting. I wonder what the trophy actually looks like. Is it pictures of George? It is it is a it is a bronze trophy of George Jewett
Speaker: Uh, it weighs about 90 pounds and it will be a locker room trophy only, which means, uh, more than likely it will not be like when, when, when, when Michigan plays Minnesota for, for the little Brown jug. And after the game, you see the players holding the jug up and then
Speaker: on the jug it shows all the all the games through their history wins the losses or who's won them whatever uh and the same thing with the Paul Bunyan trophy it's a it's a trophy of Paul Bunyan and it shows the when they win it the team who wins is usually got it hoisted up on the field carrying it around and stuff like that
Speaker: But they say this is a broad. It's actually really cool. It's a bronze. It is a bronze statue of of George Jewett, but says it weighs about 90 pounds. So they're calling. Yeah, they're calling it a. It's probably like for most college football players. I mean, I'm 90 pounds to me is not that big of a deal, but.
Speaker: No, it's not, it's not a huge weight, but I mean, it's not like, you know, yeah. It's not something you want to just, you want, yeah. It's not something you want carried around on a football field after guys have played 60 minutes of football and beat the hell out of each other.
Speaker: And with that being said, in the inaugural game for the George Jewett trophy, the University of Michigan brought that bad boy home for the first time with a 33 to seven ass whooping over the Northwestern Wildcats. So suck it, Michigan moves on to seven and oh, undefeated in the big 10. Let's go.
Speaker: I feel like I shouldn't be excited, but somehow I'm not. Just be excited. You got your yellow cup. You got your blue hat on you. You're rocking the Michigan. Well, it looks yellow. It looks yellow on the camera. So we're going, you know, summer said that was the dress, but now I've changed my mind. Oh, you look fantastic in the dress page. You were absolutely beautiful. And to other news. Yeah. Because we've talked about the conjuring house.
Speaker: Another horror movie, an iconic horror movie house has gone up onto the market. Uh -oh. And I want to buy this one too. No surprise. You're looking for another $100 million podcast to pay for. Chris has got a bunch of houses he wants to buy. So basically as soon as you sign this to the hundred million, I'm broke.
Speaker: I need this house. I'm not gonna use them all, but I don't know. I just gonna place the party. But this is just an iconic horror movie. The man, the myth, the legend, like the guy who created horror movies, not Stephen King who created the horror book Jada, but Mr. Wes Craven himself created the one and only Freddy Krueger, Nightmare on Elm Street.
Speaker: The house on 99 Nightmare on Elm Street that Nancy lived in has been listed for sale for 3 .5 million dollars. Good Christ, it's not that big of a house. It's not necessarily that big of a house.
Speaker: but it was the house that was used and all the nightmare on Elm Street. That was Nancy's, that was Nancy's house. Like she was, she was the final girl and nightmare on Elm Street, you know. And so the Los Angeles home from the 1984 movie and nightmare on Elm Street has been listed for sale in time for Halloween with an asking price of 3 .5 million.
Speaker: The three bedrooms sporting square house listed by Realty agency, Douglas Elman was purchased previously for 2 .1 million in 2013 by hustlers director, Lauren Schofarra.
Speaker: The two -story house served as protagonist Nancy Thompson's home in Wes Craven's classic slasher film and was the location of the character's final showdown with the iconic serial killer, Freddy Krueger. It was so much fun bringing this house to market during a historic real estate inventory shortage. Listing agent Lyrica Bosnak. The problem with that house is you'd have to live in LA.
Speaker: Yeah, there's that, this is true. I mean, can you move it? Or does it move a house? All right, well, it can be done. Bosnack said buyers are worn out. They've been looking for a great house, one with enough bedrooms and suit bedrooms or bathrooms and space to work from home. And here it is. It's beautiful, it's ready to buy, and it has this incredible fun movie history.
Speaker: The house appeals lie or the house appeal lies in more than it's cinematic history, said Bosnak, listing agent partner Heather T. Roy, the facade, not the faqade.
Speaker: Oh, I only did that because you yelled at me. I know, I know. The facade is iconic. But the times to the movie stop as soon as you walk through the front door inside, it's a beautiful, traditional style space with modern twists. So I mean, outside of the
Speaker: offers on the house are appropriately due on Halloween, the agent said. But, you know, it's it's the biggest thing about that house. I mean, that's what they're going to get. The biggest thing about that house is the exterior, because in a lot of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, when when Freddie was fucking with Nancy,
Speaker: right in different scenes you just seen the front of the house the front entrance everything like that but I would totally buy that house if I had the money just because again the only thing that would sway me is the fact that it's in California
Speaker: Well, again, when I'm super rich and I'm just buying random iconic horror houses, it doesn't matter what it's out of. It's just the fact that I own it and I'll rent it, you know, it's in LA. So I could rent it for like six grand a month and some jazz is going to pay it. Oh, probably get more than six. I would get closer to 12 because it's LA. But no, I mean, that would be cool. I mean, the, I'm not saying I'm the biggest fan of the genre.
Speaker: because I've watched them occasionally. But it's, I mean, the only problem I would have is I'm sure it's one of those, it's another one of those houses where people just randomly show up to take pictures of your house. Yeah. Which is cool because you know what I do when I buy that house? Oh, I fuck with them. I go when I buy.
Speaker: Yeah, I go and buy the most realistic Freddy Krueger costume I can possibly buy. And then when they're out there, I just randomly walk out and start cutting the grass. It's Freddy Krueger. All right. You know, I got to come out and.
Speaker: Yeah, I come out and they show up to start taking pictures and I pull a lawn chair out in a cooler and I start drinking Budweiser. I come out dressed as Freddie wearing a Browns jersey with my big screen in the side yard watching the Browns. Who would have thought Freddie Krueger was a Browns fan? Imagine that. And I hire and then I get friends.
Speaker: then I get and then I get friends to come and dress up like Jason and Michael Myers and sit around and watch. We drink beer. Yeah. And the ghostface killer like, you know, I just hire him and we just hang out in the yard all the time. Like, hey, guys, you want to come over? I got free beer, but you got to wear these costumes and we're going to do it in the front yard. Yeah. All right. Whatever. What is what is he? Hey, look, funny and Jason are actually
Speaker: Is it Freddy and Jason drinking beer watching football? I thought they didn't like each other. He's not doing a motherfucker fight once. Is Mike Myers doing cake stands? Is Ghostface doing TikTok dances? Nice.
Speaker: Are they playing war zone? Yeah. I think it'd be a pretty cool house to buy just because I'm weird like that. The only problem I have is the fact that it's in LA. Yeah, that is kind of a huge downfall. But again, like I said, I could buy the house, I could own it, and then I could rent it. I could probably make a killing off of renting it.
Speaker: No, see what you do. You move them all into one place. No, you turn a bit. It's literally like Mike Myers house. Uh, that house you got, you know, all these houses all on one street. That'd be fucking dope. Yeah. But I mean, you turn into an Airbnb. Yeah. Yeah. Who wouldn't want to stay the night in Nancy's house. We're talking. No, it wasn't. Yeah.
Speaker: me because I would have nightmares. I would literally sit up all night going, uh -uh, motherfucker, I've seen this movie. No, but what would be really fucked up is to watch the movie in the house with your kids.
Speaker: Like you like like set the two boys down as young as they are And then halfway through you're like, you know, we live in the house, right? My kids yeah, but my kids love horror movies. So yeah, that's the problem But it'd be better if it was my kids. I'm like, you know They've watched and they've watched night ride on the street and they watch my daughter I finally finished Halloween one
Speaker: and started watching the second one and I'm like wow you know for as a movie watching it in 2021 I'm like wow I'm a shitty ending I mean the ending was genius but it was like they leave that was the great thing no fucking action that was the great thing about the old slasher films back in the day
Speaker: was every movie is every time you turn around Jamie Lee Curtis is like standing in a hallway and dude is literally right here and she doesn't see and I'm like that motherfuckers right there you bet you better move
Speaker: He's right behind you. Run! Run, bitch, run! The great thing about those movies back in the day is that every one of them... It's more suspense than horror. Yeah, they left you with not a cliffhanger, but
Speaker: They could make another one. That would totally be another one. Yeah. And that's what they, that's, and that was the genius behind Wes Craven when he made his horror movies, I mean. Yeah. Now, now, Halloween, the Halloween was, I believe was John Carpenter. Yes, that is correct. It is John Carpenter. Wes Craven did. Wes Craven.
Speaker: uh, was a nightmare on Elm Street and all that shit. But John Carpenter did, uh, Halloween and Christine is all I know. Hey, he also did like, they live that Rowdy Piper movie with the aliens or whatever. I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm a lot of them.
Speaker: Wes Craven created The Nightmare on Elm Street. He did the Scream series. He did Last House on the Left, The People Under the Stairs, Freddy versus Jason, The Hills Have Eyes, The Original Hills Have Eyes. Wes Craven did so many horror movies. However, I did learn something watching Halloween 2.
Speaker: And the very beginning of the movie where the old lady, where Mike Myers walks in her house and just steals her knife. No. No. But in the background, her husband is watching... Night of the... What's Shaun of the Dead?
Speaker: It's based on. It's like Night of the Living Dead or whatever it is. Night of the Living Dead. Right. In Shaun of the Dead, Shaun's on the phone with his mom and you hear Nick Frost go, we're coming to get you, Barbara.
Speaker: It's actually a line, which is actually a line from Night of the Living Dead. And I was like, oh, I fucking totally get it now. For years, I've seen Shaun of the Dead maybe 400 ,000 times, never seen Night of the Living Dead myself. And I just hear him in the background going, we're going to get you, Barbara. I'm going to get you, Barbara. And I was like, I get it. Yeah, which Night of the Living Dead was, yeah, Night of the Living Dead, another horror icon, George Romero. Yeah. Romero.
Speaker: Pops, you already know what I've cleaned. Shut up. Pops is like, so you're already claiming my stuff after I'm dead?
Speaker: He looks like it's no big secret. Like I've literally had the conversation with him because because it's inevitable. When people die, their family fights. Oh, I want this. Oh, I want that. Blah, blah, blah. And I'm not fighting with my sisters or my brother because I'm just you know, this is what I want. And then the rest of it, I don't care what happens to it. You know, I want certain things. So. You know, one of those things happens to be this
Speaker: goddamn bulldog shotgun that he bought. That's a semi -automatic shotgun that you can load a clip into it and just speaking of guns, unless you have been living under a rock the last few days, you have not heard this story. Alec Baldwin is filming a new movie. It's a Western. It's called Rust.
Speaker: And during the filming of this movie, he accidentally shot and killed the cinematographer and wounded the director in the movie. So this is the most recent story. This is the most recent article out of New York Times.
Speaker: Okay. Alec Baldwin was told the gun in the fatal shooting on set was safe, officials say. The actor was told a gun being used as a prop was safe before he fired it on set of rust, killing the film's cinematographer and wounding, I said that word twice with perfection, just so you know. Yes, no, I heard it. I heard it. And wounding its director, law enforcement official said,
Speaker: Santa Fe on the ranch in northern New Mexico where Cottonwoods and the Dusty Foothills have formed the backdrop of western since the 1950s. Alec Baldwin was filming a new movie on Thursday afternoon when his character and outlaw needed a gun.
Speaker: An assistant director grabbed one of the three prop guns that the film's armory had set up outside on a gray cart, handed it to Mr. Baldwin. And according to an affidavit signed by Detective Joel Cano of the Santa Fe County Sheriff's Office yelled, cold gun.
Speaker: which was supposed to indicate that the gun did not have any live rounds in it. When Mr. Baldwin fired the gun, all enforcement officials said, it struck and killed the film cinematographer and wounded his director and raised new question about firearm safety on film sets. The assistant director did not know live rounds. It was legal to have live rounds on set. Yeah. That is a written rule.
Speaker: in Hollywood, no matter where you sit, live rounds are illegal. Now it says the assistant director did not, did not know live rounds were in the prop gun when he gave it to Baldwin. According to the affidavit, affidavit, which was made as part of a search warrant application. The affidavit did not specifically what, or did not specify what kind of ammunition the gun had been loaded with. The results were deadly. Uh,
Speaker: I'm gonna butcher her first name, but we're gonna go with her last name. Hutchins, Miss Hutchins, 42, the film's director of photography was struck in the chest and flown to the University of New Mexico Hospital in Albuquerque where she died. Official says Joel Souza, 48, the film's director was shot in the shoulder area and wounded and was taken to Christus St. Vincent Regional Medical Center in Santa Fe and later was released.
Speaker: There were no words to convey my sad, convey my shock and sadness regarding the tragic accident that took the life of Hutchins, a wife, mother, and a deeply admired colleague of ours, Alex, Alex said in a statement Friday on Twitter. I am fully cooperating with the police investigation to address how this tragedy occurred. And I'm in touch with her husband, offering my support to him and his family. My heart is broken for broken for her husband, their son,
Speaker: and all who loved Hutchins. The plot of the film, Baldwin was shooting rust hinges on an accidental killing. The movie rust hinges on the accidental killing and it's aftermath.
Speaker: Suddenly, suddenly the movie said, yeah, they don't know if they're going to finish it. Suddenly the movie set on Bonanza Creek Ranch in Santa Fe became the scene of a real killing and a real investigation. Juan Frios, a spokesman for the sheriff's office said on Friday afternoon that the investigation remains active and ongoing and that detectives entered the movie set today and continue to interview potential witnesses.
Speaker: Regarding the projectile focus of the investigation is what type it was and how it how did it get there? Rio said. The affidavit said that three guns had been left on a gray card outside the structure where Baldwin was working on a scene due to COVID restrictions. With the search warrant, the detectives are seeking additional evidence that could help shed light on the evidence or the events. Excuse me, the events leading up to the fatal shooting.
Speaker: footage or video captured during the filming, computer and cell phones left on the set, as well as other firearms and ammunition. There have been reports of labor unrest on the set of the film where Baldwin also served as a producer. Several members of the crew walked off the set earlier this week where we're working, according to several people familiar with the shoot. Three private security guards stood at the locked gate
Speaker: To the bonanza creek ranch around midday on friday telling generalists that access to the property was restricted Earlier in the day several unmarked vehicles from the santa fe county sheriff's department And the medical examiner's office heard the site helicopters apparently used by news organizations hovered overhead at times uh
Speaker: On film sets, the safety protocol for using guns are well established and straightforward. Weapons must be tightly managed by licensed armorers. Cast members should be trained in gun safety and live ammunition should never be used. Productions typically use real guns that are real.
Speaker: Uh, productions, uh, typically use real guns that are loaded with blanks, which can still be dangerous since they involve gunpowder, a cartridge and paper wanting or wax, which provide a realistic look, looking flame and spark when people are injured by firearms and said, it usually involves a burn to the hand. Um, but in this case, it's evident that something went very wrong and that protocol has been broken.
Speaker: The story continues. It's a really long story. At the end of the day, it was definitely obviously a tragic accident. Alec Baldwin is clearly torn up by it. I mean, the guy is
Speaker: If you look at his Twitter feed or anything like that, there's pictures of him on set. The guy's a fucking mess. He's a wreck. He's a wreck. Yeah, I have no doubt about it. However, but I do have to say, if someone hands you a gun, regardless if you're on set, you're on the street, you're in a gun range, the first thing you should do is check the ammo.
Speaker: And the fact that he has to have, by law, before handling said gun, they should have given him a safety class. And the fact that he didn't check the gun and he probably didn't know how to shoot in the first place because when you hold a gun and you pull the trigger, I guarantee you he's probably facing the camera as I am now. And when you pull the trigger, if you don't know what you're doing, you grip
Speaker: when you pull the trigger your first time holding gun you grip with your whole hand where once you learn you learned how to pull the trigger with just your finger and when you pull with your whole hand you tend to twist the gun guarantee that's what happened is he pulled with his whole hand it twisted the gun and the gun went off and went into her and into the director and being that it's a western i'm easily saying it's colt 45
Speaker: you know the old western six years
Speaker: Well, first, as far as you said about Alec Baldwin not knowing how to shoot the gun, the man's made a lot of action movies. He's fired a lot of guns in movies. When he's also the most anti -gun person. Yeah, but I'm just saying, he's fired a lot of guns in his acting career, in acting in movies and stuff like that, so I'm sure he knows what he was doing.
Speaker: you can't put you can't put the blame on him because at the end of the day that is why they have people on set that are there to double check thing if you hand me a gun and you're an armor or you're just a bum on a street if you hand me a gun the first thing I do is check to see if it's a loaded be what ammo is in it
Speaker: especially on a movie set, I know it's usually probably blanks, but if you can't tell the difference between a real bullet and blank, you're a fucking retard. Oh no, a hundred percent. Distinguishly, easily, you know, their A, a blank is shorter, it's just the cartridge with its literally pressed close. Yeah.
Speaker: And an actual bullet has lead. I mean, like I said, that's why they have specialists. That's why they have professionals. That's why. And when you're in the middle of shooting a scene and you're just giving a gun, you know, it's that is why you have people on set. It's not the actor's job to do. Oh, wait, stop shooting. I got to double check because this isn't the first time that's happened. I mean, Brandon Lee famously died shooting the crew.
Speaker: That's when that rule of Hollywood came about, that no live ammo should be on set ever. But then you can go back to, I believe it was a Twilight Zone episode, or there was a movie back in the day where they were filming with a helicopter.
Speaker: Yeah, the director kept saying, get it closer, get the blades closer. Yeah. Yeah. I killed two kids and the actor. Yeah. So, I mean, and that was a trained professional helicopter pilot. That is why you have people on set. It's not Alec Baldwin's fault in any way, shape or form because
Speaker: That is why you hire people when you have people on set. Somebody should have double checked that gun before it was given to him. You can't stop production. You can't stop shooting just so he can go, oh, let me double check. Once again, if you're handed a gun, the first thing they tell you in gun safety, never point it at a person.
Speaker: Well, yeah, if I'm handed, if I'm at a gun range or something, it's not like the cinematographer, God rest her soul. It's not like she was on set. She's obviously behind the camera. Yeah. And the director standing behind her. So it's probably one of those close up scenes, you know, it's literally, you know, him firing the gun and that movement when you pull your whole hand.
Speaker: extremely subtle you can't see it but the bullet obviously follows the barrel so you know he twisted you know and granted it was an accident it's not like he was like fuck you bitch you know and goof it off but once again the gun safety 101 day one don't point it at a person now
Speaker: Again, if she was, it's not like it was like this, you know, twist. She was obviously standing next to the camera. Are you telling me that he carved the bullet like in that Angelina Jolene movie? No, no, no, no, no, no. No, once again, if you like, literally, if I do this and I just pull my finger and pull the trigger, but if I pull my whole hand, I'm doing this. You know, there's a, there's a huge difference there. Yeah. Yeah. My son just climbed up the window.
Speaker: But that's what I'm saying. I can almost guarantee, and we'll probably never know because the movie will probably never get finished because Baldwin's gonna be traumatized. And don't go wrong. As an actor, I love the guy. As a person, I'm sure he's a cool dude now. His politics, I don't agree with. But one of the things on set, and you said in the article, everyone holding the gun should have
Speaker: mandatory training so and and like i said day one mandatory training they tell you don't point the gun at a person and don't pull the trigger now i'm sure it wasn't like him just firing a gun off of her and i i read an article earlier today that that gun had misfired before joyous eternity i'm an idiot
Speaker: Once again, I don't think Paul would be in jail or anything. It was clearly an accident. The gun goes off and you kill someone as a normal person. I'm talking about Mr. Chris Glick. Did you hold that gun? Yes. Did that guy die? Yes. Was it because of the bullet? Yes. Okay. I'm sorry. You're going to jail. Yeah. If I'm giving a gun at random,
Speaker: If you and I are hanging out here on the couch and pops comes in and he's like, hey, check out this good. And I pointed at you and shoot you in the chest without checking it or anything like that, just because I assumed it was unloaded. That's a totally different story than being on a movie set where you have professionals. It goes through a checklist before it goes into the actor's hands. And then it sounds like it didn't go through a checklist. They were just like, oh, shit, he needs to use this one. Yeah. So that's why I said it's not on its armor.
Speaker: It's not on Alec Baldwin. It's on the techs and the specialists, the armor, the assistant director. But the fact that there was a live round and even one live round on that set and the fact that the crew walked off a week before
Speaker: Sounds like somebody's trying to get revenge. Like, make him shoot the camera. You know, I'm sure they weren't hoping to kill a cinematographer. They were hoping he'd shoot the camera and be like, oh, fuck! You know? Yeah. No, exactly. Like I said, it's on the people who... Exactly. See, Summer is even on the... Wow, Summer's actually agreeing with me. Holy shit. You know I'm right now. My point is, though, if it wasn't an actor,
Speaker: a famous actor. Like, let's say I'm on set. If I'm on set and I'm a new, I'm the newest actor in Hollywood. It still wouldn't fall on you. That's the thing. I'm holding the gun. Yeah, but it still wouldn't fall on you because when you're an actor and you're shooting a movie, you have to go through, the gun should have went through a checklist by people checking it. But why wouldn't you double check? That was the third time on set that a live round had been shot off, Somerset. On that set?
Speaker: Yeah. So why wouldn't you check?
Speaker: Because when you're in the middle of a scene and you're handed your gun, you know, in your head as an actor, in your head as an actor, it's just like with the Crow movie or any other movie that has happened on this. This is not the first or the second time this has happened. This has happened a lot in Hollywood. Maybe not where people have died, but people have been shot. That is, you know, it wasn't the Crow movie that made them all of a sudden go, oh, well, we have to change the rules and change this. The Crow movie was when they
Speaker: Uh, not long after the crow movies when the, the law went into effect. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of like, when they catch a guy, when they, when they catch a guy, fucking a horse, you know, it's not the first time he fucked the horse. It's the first time he got caught. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, it was the third time on that set. They have people who are supposed to check. It is not the actual responsibility to check the guns and summer. Once again, if you look at.
Speaker: A lawyer's point of view. If you hold the gun, yes. Did you pull the trigger? Yes. Did she die? Yes. But you're speaking more of a real -life scenario, as I said, if we were hanging out here. No, no, no, real -life scenario. It's a real -life scenario, but I'm talking about it. Someone's got an important over this.
Speaker: Yeah, somebody is, but it's not going to fall. It's not, and it shouldn't fall on out like Baldwin. I'm talking about the way you're describing it and the way you're making it sound as if, like I said, you and I are sitting on the couch. Pops walks in with a gun and he's like, Hey, check out my new gun. Don't worry. It's not loaded. And I turn around and shoot you in the chest and you die. That's a totally different story than us being on a movie set when there are, when there are.
Speaker: professional quote unquote professionals that that gun's supposed to go through and they're supposed to check and make sure everything's working properly. Everything's in the right order. You know, I still don't know any weapon if it's in your hands.
Speaker: The burden lies on you. Well, I think at the end of the day when the lawyers get involved in the course get involved, it's going to it's going to be the trickle down effect and it's going to come on to the person who at the end of the day.
Speaker: It was their responsibility. It is not Alec Baldwin's responsibility at the end of the day to check that gun. They hire people, they have people on sets of movies, that that is their job. That is their responsibility to make sure weapons and props and everything like that are as they are supposed to be. Much like that helicopter pilot and that, like I said, I think it was Twilight Zone, I could be 100 % wrong, that killed those three people. It wasn't his fault.
Speaker: It was his fault. He was flying the helicopter and he's the one that caused it. But it comes down to that guy should have been like, Mr. Director, this is getting dangerous. And I'm sure he was, you know, when you're on a set, not that I've ever been on set, but.
Speaker: When you're on set, the director's basically a fucking, he's God at that point. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. And you're forced to do what he says. And if you don't know what he says, you just lost your fucking paycheck.
Speaker: You know, that's what I'm saying. And again, that's like I said, the fault doesn't lie on Alex Baldwin. It lies on whoever's job it was to check those guns and make sure those guns were in a proper working order.
Speaker: Right. And then when you do your checklist, you make sure that they're not loaded. You know, some movies, some movies do use live ammunition, like when they are, you know, say for a Western, for instance, and they show the quote unquote montage where, oh, you killed my family and I'm not a gunslinger. Yeah. I'm not a, I'm not a gunslinger, but now I've got this old cowboy who's teaching me to shoot. And when they do, they use quarter loads.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. But I mean, either way, I was gonna say the fact that it went through because it's obviously one shot that killed her and shot the director on same time. It's not like it pulled the trigger three times. But what does he what does he want? Join him in what?
Speaker: Yeah, so it was summer said that They had reported that the Sun double had shot off alive around a few days prior and they reported it So it sounds like there was issues with the armory It was a low -budget film and they they basically treating the crew like shit so it sounds like
Speaker: There's some malice. At the end of the day, whoever you want to put the blame on, whoever's fault it is, at the end of the day, it was a Netflix film, so definitely was not low budget. Alec Baldwin, at the end of the day, like I said, Alec Baldwin has to live with that the rest of his life.
Speaker: He has to carry that burden. He has to carry that boulder on his chest. The rest of his life, that an accident on set killed somebody and wounded somebody else. And again, anybody who knows who, but the fact that he pulled the trigger, that's the part that's going to stick with it.
Speaker: And anybody who knows any little bit about Alec Baldwin in his past or his career or anything like that, they know that Alec Baldwin has had a troubled history. You know, he's alcoholism, drug use, whatever the case may be.
Speaker: you know, he's been through it and he's come out on much like much like Robert Downey Jr. who hit rock bottom and then was able to, you know, turn it around. You know, there's a lot of actors, Sean Penn. You know, there's a lot of actors who have been through hell and back. And now Alec Baldwin, who obviously has been through hell and back and has conquered his demons and beat his demons is the best of his ability now has this that he has to live with the rest of his life.
Speaker: And like I said, the blame shouldn't be put on him. The blame is not on him. The blame is on the people that they hire to make sure that it'd be like if you were filming Gladiator and they gave you, what was that? Yeah, it was Russell Crowe, Gladiator movie. And they handed Russell Crowe what was supposed to be a prop sword and he hit a guy in the neck and chopped his head off for real.
Speaker: Yeah, his fault, you know, you know, they make these prop weapons. You can't tell the difference between a prop sword and a real sword. Well, no, no, they make these... I get what you're saying. They make these prop weapons, you know, and I've seen them. I've actually held a prop weapon. They are as realistic as they can be, even though they're fake. So, I mean, it's hard to tell the difference. I mean... Yeah. Well, you know,
Speaker: Um, granted, yes. Uh, Alec Baldwin is not an expert in, in guns because he's anti -gun. Um, but. But he might be anti -gun now, but in the past, back in the day, he's always been anti -gun. He's always been anti -gun.
Speaker: But if you look back at his, yeah, as we said, if you look back at his movie, he's made, I mean, he's made a lot of action movies. All the Baldwin brothers, even that goofy bastard from Biodome, they've all made action movies. They've made a lot of action movies. So, you know, it's not like it's the first time he's ever had a gun in his hand and, you know, he's squeezing it and twisting it.
Speaker: you know, doing the hokey pokey with, if he knows how to fire a gun on set. Well, once again, it all comes down to, uh, you can, I can do something wrong 400 ,000 times and not realize it. You know, and he could have been his entire life because he doesn't play with guns all the time. I mean, he's no Ted Nugent, but he could have been grabbing with his whole hand the whole time and never noticed a twist because he's never had live rounds.
Speaker: I mean he's not, he's not like Keanu Reeves going out to the range all the time. You know, I mean, but like the best example of an actor that knows his weaponry is that Will Smith video where the, where the, his buddy picks up a gun on, no. You are pissing Joanne off.
Speaker: She was like, you fucking idiot. It's legitimate. But here's the thing. So again, this is this is something that I have actually experienced. Have you have you ever have you ever have you ever had the opportunity? I don't know your gun experience or anything like that. But have you ever had the opportunity to
Speaker: fire a quote unquote prop gun or a gun with blanks in it. Yes. So I've done quarter molds, I've done blanks and I've done four. It's a real fucking gun. Oh yeah. A prop gun is a real gun with blanks in it basically. Yeah, I can take my nine millimeter that I have in my bedroom right now.
Speaker: And I can put a clip with live rounds in it, or I can put a clip in it with all blanks. And it feels the exact same. It feels the exact same. But if you and I were on a movie set, and it was our job as the armorer to check those guns and inspect those guns, we have to know the difference between a live round and a blank and a blank, or a quarter round, or a half round, or anything like that.
Speaker: Yeah. And when we check those guns and we look at those guns and we take the clip out and we're inspecting the bullets because, you know, it's not just looking at the gun, you pop the clip out and go, oh yeah, those are blank to clip back in, chamber it. There's a full inspection that goes with it.
Speaker: Yeah, there's a full inspection that goes with it. And I have friends that are filmmakers, not big popular, huge, but they're filmmakers. So I've seen the props, whether it goes from a knife or a gun or anything like that, you have to physically inspect every single bullet in that gun before it is handed to the actor. Because the last thing on the actors, the last thing on the actors mind, but he was holding the gun. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker: And my, my, my main point is, uh, like I said, I don't think Alec Baldwin should be in jail or anything like that. It was 100 % accent. It could have been prevented. No, but I don't think you should be blamed because there's people on set. And yes, there, there are other people that are probably should be blamed. Armor ring one.
Speaker: But it sounds like on that set, there was a lot of tension on that set. And somebody was like, I don't fuck with this set. They're gonna fuck my money. And they slide a couple live rounds and it got missed by the armor.
Speaker: No. Well, I did enjoy that. So, so, so we're enjoying or, or busted your balls. Something fierce. So I said, you're lying. So I said, so I said, you can ask Jeff if he's ever been bitten by a rattlesnake and he'd say yes. Well, Jeff did hold a live scorpion a couple of episodes back. So that was, that was, that was, that was on live. Uh, Joseph, there's a huge difference between a live round and I'm like, there is, but
Speaker: If I if I load my gun with live rounds or blank rounds, it's going to feel the same. But as I said, being being and again, not by any famous big name movie producer, director or actors or anything like that. But being on a movie set and everything like that and seeing the props that they use and was actually completely blown away by it just because I didn't think in a million years that they would look and feel like a real weapon. Right.
Speaker: Um, um, as far as actors go, the last thing on their mind between trying to be in character, remember their lines and everything that goes with the same time. Yeah. It's not, it's not, I'm not saying being an actor is easy.
Speaker: The last thing out of their mind is, oh, let's stop everything we're doing right in the middle of a scene. And I got to check and make sure this, this gun or this knife is not real. You know what I mean? That they're handed it to by the professionals, by the people that they hire, who are supposed to do that so that they, and everything's supposed to be on the up and up. And, and it's supposed to be safe and sound and accidents happen. And, and like I said, in no way, shape or form is Alec Baldwin. In my opinion, what's going on, Jay?
Speaker: Um, it should, should he be held at fault? But at the end of the day, as I said, he's, he's got to carry this burden the rest of his life. And I'm sure, and I also, and I also feel like, and I also feel like this is, I also feel like this is more fueled by you because, uh, Alec Baldwin has been very open, uh, about his anti -Trump stance.
Speaker: I know. I think you're going after Alec Baldwin because it is political. No, no, no, no, no. His political stance and his beliefs. I don't watch Alec Baldwin on film. The dude's amazing. But it could be, you know, if Keanu Reeves shot someone by accident, it would be an accident. Keanu Reeves has killed 100 people on film. Easily. And as we've discussed, that is some
Speaker: that is some uh uh oh what is that reality show in Russia where Keanu Reeves is just going around killing people and we think it's a movie there's literally just Cameron following Keanu Reeves around that's just his normal name hello I took Nick's computer what's going on buggy
Speaker: They're not using. Yeah. Well, and that's what we talked about. It's it's it's you're not supposed to have live ammo and stuff like that. But like I said, I mean, it does it does kind of sound and and come across like you you even though you said you don't but it sounds like you want to put all the blame on on Alec Baldwin. I'm I'm I mean, I think the armor and and and whoever handed him the gun are also a fault but
Speaker: I just don't think it anyway. I just don't think in any way, shape, or form that it should fall on him. I mean, now granted, I feel like because of what Alec Baldwin has said, and as I said, pictures and stuff that have come out, I think Alec Baldwin, and I'm sure that her family does not need, and not that money could ever replace somebody. She seemed to be very popular.
Speaker: you know, very, you know, very, um, um, yeah, very good at her job. So, you know, it doesn't sound like in any way, shape or form that, that her family may have been hurting for money, but I also, at the end of the day, I feel like Alec Baldwin is going to do what he has to do. Not that he has to do, but he's going to, he's going to try to, he's going to do the right thing.
Speaker: Yeah, he's going to try to do the right thing and make sure that the family's taken care of, especially her son. I mean... Jay says, Jason is definitely not on Alec Baldwin, but you know he has some responsibility for it. I'm not saying he doesn't have any responsibility whatsoever. That's exactly what I'm saying. Some of the responsibility has to fall on Alec, because regardless of who hands you a weapon,
Speaker: as the person holding the weapon you have a minimal but a responsibility to check said weapon regardless of time because it's a safety test it's not it's not even a time thing you're in it doesn't even take that long to especially yeah being a western it was a revolver yeah but i mean when you're when you're when you're okay
Speaker: So much like everybody said that Heath Ledger when he played the Joker was a method actor or Jim Carrey when he played Man on the Moon God what the comedian that that wrestled the women in the I can't remember his name. I know who you talk about somebody Andy
Speaker: shit. Eddie Kaufman. Thank you, Jay. I knew Jay was gonna hit me, gonna get me with that. Thank you, Jay. You get into this mindset, you get locked into your character and everything like that. So when you have that
Speaker: that momentum or you're so focused. Again, any little thing is going to throw you off and take you out of character. So again, as Summer just said, there are people that are paid
Speaker: to do that so the actors don't have to. Again, it's a different story. As I've said a few times, you and I are sitting here at the house drinking a beer and Pops walks in.
Speaker: if I don't shoot him first, because Pops know better than walking to my house without telling me. But he walks in, and he's like, hey, look at this new gun I got. It's unloaded. Don't worry about it. And I bust a cap in your ass. And then I'm like, oh, shit, Pops, you said it was unloaded. And he's like, huh. I guess I was wrong. Well, that's all on me. That's 100 % on me. Because A, I should have never pointed a gun at you and pulled the trigger that I've never held before. B, I should have checked and make sure it wasn't loaded.
Speaker: You know, but if we were on a movie set and somebody that was hired and paid a lot of money to make sure that weapon was in proper working order, was the proper gun, was the proper ammo, whatever the case may be. The problem I have with that scenario is it sounds like as you read the article, the armor didn't hand ball when the gun. It sounded like DP.
Speaker: They had it on a cart where it was checked out and good to go by the armor. Because the armor's not going to be hanging out on the side behind the director. They're going to be offset. He's going to be around the guns the whole time.
Speaker: It depends on the laws in the state, but you would assume that that is an expectation by the actor that the experts on set have made sure the weapon is safe. The actor the actor is not a gun expert and therefore they need to have gone or they need to have gone express their gun expert.
Speaker: Um, I mean, the actor doesn't want to become an expert on guns either. No, but I mean, I don't know. Probably you're probably the connection, but I mean, look at it like this. Alec Baldwin has probably shot more. Yeah. He said Alec Baldwin has probably shot more loads than the average person.
Speaker: No, which is true. I mean, he's probably shot more guns than most people. But he also said that maybe 15 % should fall. 15 % of the fall should fall on Alec Baldwin. Thank you. Pop said you always need to treat a gun like it's always loaded. I agree 100 % in real life. That's what I'm saying. In real life. In general, not just real life. Any time you're handed a gun, you have to assume it's loaded until you check.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but that's the thing in real life. Absolutely. And in real life, 100 percent. Yes, I agree with that. If if if I'm handed a gun again, if Pops walks in here and we're sitting here drinking beer, hanging out and Pops walks in and hands me a gun and I shoot you and I don't check. That's all I mean. But if Pops gives me a gun and I go, oh, this is a cool gun, I drop the clip out, I pull the chamber, make sure nothing's in it. And then I pointed at you and nothing happens. You know, everything's money. Everything's good.
Speaker: but as an actor on a movie set, again, there are people that are paid a lot of money to make sure that happens. And much like the Brandon Lee case.
Speaker: Yeah, and much like in the Crow movie, as far as I know of, to this day, they still don't know which weapon fired the live ammunition that killed Brandon Lee. Well, that's because the scene is like 45 guns shooting at once. Yeah. So somewhere down the line, the guy who was supposed to be checking those guns and making sure those guns were proper and the way they were supposed to be used made a mistake.
Speaker: Right. It wasn't that nobody and this is these that whole scene was filled with a bunch of extras, quote unquote, extras, nobody, actors, nobody of any importance outside of the main bad guy, maybe the three main bad guys in that scene. Right. So they couldn't blame one person because it came down to
Speaker: the weapons expert, the weapons technician, the armorer that they hired on that movie, that's where the blame came down to because they made a mistake. And yeah, it was a tragic mistake, much like this. It was a tragic mistake, but it comes down on the people who are paid to make sure that those things don't happen. It's not the actor's job to make sure those things don't happen. That's why they pay a lot of money. And yeah, Alec Baldwin was paid a lot of money to be an actor in that movie.
Speaker: But it's not his job to make sure that gun is safe. It is his job to play his character and to say his lines. And if his line and his character in that movie was set to look at the camera and put the gun, you must assume it is loaded. Yeah. So the guy who handed the gun said cold gun.
Speaker: yelled cold gun, which meant that it was inspected. So the assistant director on that movie, if you want to blame anybody, it should have been his fault because he was the one that handed the gun to Alec Baldwin and yelled cold gun, which on a movie set, as I said in that article and as Summer just said, means you're good to go. I have to run out of the gate real quick. Jeff's wishing he had live ammunition right now so he could shoot his fucking kids. You ain't just whistling Dixie. Holy shit.
Speaker: I'm literally sitting here barefoot. I have to run to the gate to pick up something. And the kids are arguing about who should go get my shoes.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Like I said, Nerf gun with thumbtacks glued to the bullets. I know. Keep in mind he's a producer here. He also has the additional responsibility. He could be the producer all day, but they still hire people. So he's still the producer. God have mercy on the donuts. Joseph, God have mercy on the donuts. On the way. Thanks, Jay, for the hearts. Cheers. That's a new drinking game. I get it. We get awards. I drink. Nice.
Speaker: Hence the reason James had way too much fun earlier. I blame the armor and the person who handed him the gun. I do too. But Alex still has to take so much responsibility. And it sounds like he is. Well, you know what? You know what? It's a normal day, whatever. I'm going to have Kevin take over with me real quick while I run to this gate. I don't think this is a good point to let Kevin take over. Kevin, plug your ears.
Speaker: What's going on, bud? No. And as I was saying before, Jeff just decided to disappear and hand his 10 -year -old son his headphones and everything like that. Where Alec Baldwin is going to take the blame and where Alec Baldwin is going to take responsibility
Speaker: is gonna be in the fact that he has to live with this the rest of his life. This is a demon and a burden that he's gonna have to carry for the rest of his life. I've never killed anybody, and I can't imagine what that would be like accidentally or on purpose. I couldn't imagine accidentally shooting somebody and killing somebody how I would feel or how I would carry on the rest of my life.
Speaker: You know, those of you who know me, you know, I have said a hundred times I've done some pretty horrible things in my life and I've done some pretty shitty things to people and I carry that with me every day. I couldn't imagine having that demon or that demon.
Speaker: that rock on my chest every day for the rest of my life, knowing that I accidentally killed somebody when all I was doing was my job. And that goes with anything. I mean, if you're a forklift driver and you have an accident and you kill somebody, you know, that's that is a that is an incredible burden to carry for the rest of your life. You're an idiot, Pops. He does. He does. He he but but Alec has made mistakes.
Speaker: Yeah, there's been misfires on the set, as Summer has said. I don't know who's typing on Nick's laptop. Oops, didn't mean to send that. OK, fair enough. How's Nick liking Halloween kills? So yeah, that is, at the end of the day, that is what Alec Baldwin gets to carry with him as his punishment, as he gets to carry that burden, he gets to carry that demon that
Speaker: on the set of his movie, he accidentally killed somebody. Yeah. Which is a trick. I'm not denying the fact that this is a trick. My wife was from the farmers. He had to run and go get it. Jay was in here saying the same thing that Summer had said that there had been misfires on the set.
Speaker: They also said that there was more than one person that inspected the guns. And there usually is. Jay said, yes, she was just kind enough to point out my redundancy. That's going to be a problem.
Speaker: they had previous complaints about misfires and someone died big problem for well yeah it's definitely going to be a problem if there were if there were i did not know that there was other misfires so yeah that's going to be an issue that's but but again that's not the that's not on i like it's not on the director itself that is on the armor that is on the armor the people that are paid to make sure that that doesn't happen so they're going to investigate them
Speaker: they're gonna have there's gonna be multiple investigations I'm very curious to see where it's gonna go but I don't know who said it but somebody said you know 15 % of the blame does go to Alec and I agree with that number so it's not like Jay throw it out of dumbass numbers well regardless whatever number it is part of the blame is the man that pulled the trigger
Speaker: And I think it all comes down to lack of, you know, sometimes on sets, you hear about, oh, we were behind or, you know, we're losing the light. You know, safety doesn't take a break. No. To sound like an ocean guy. What was the ocean guy on the fucking set? Says the ocean guy. But anyways. I have to fry chicken. It's always something with this guy.
Speaker: Anyways, we have beaten this horse as much as we could beat this horse. We've kicked it over and over again. Bob has come through and raped it while he eats fish sticks. Uh, you know, Jay, you might not be wrong. Let's, let's, let's, let's move. Let's, let's go ahead and the chatter's box have spoken. I actually.
Speaker: Yes. Holy smokes. We started to get into this. Y 'all, we started to get into this in the pre -show and I literally had to cut his camera off and just drop the countdown because I knew this was going to be
Speaker: an intense one. And I knew this was going to be one of those times where Jeff and I just went head to head because we did not agree in any way, shape and form. And, you know, like
Speaker: I knew, I knew it was going to be a good one between the two of us. So, yeah. But, uh, you know, like I said, we've, we've, we've, uh, we've definitely, uh, we've definitely kicked, as I said, Jeff, we've kicked and beat on this dead horse long enough. Bob came through and raped it while he ate fish sticks. Uh, let me move on to something a little bit lighter, a little bit cooler. Uh, his face is stupid anyways.
Speaker: Somerset, can we just start Jeff's camera off? His face is stupid anyway. And Joe and her want to punch it. Jeff has a very punchable face since he shaved his beard off, I agree. I know. Holy shit, Jay. I'm sorry, dude. I didn't know that, man. I'm sorry to hear, brother. What's that? Jay's brother passed away. Aw, that's terrible.
Speaker: That fucking sucks, man. And obviously, this is my guy. I refuse to say. 45 years old. Holy crap, dude. I'm assuming that Jay is my gay. He's my gay. He's my guy, Monkey Man Jay, that we go way back. So all Pops is on your side, Jeff. Pops, apparently, he's punching the face, too. OK. OK. Yeah, good. OK.
Speaker: Okay, yeah, it is Jay. Yeah, dude, I'm sorry to hear about that. Not that my feelings would have changed regardless, but that sucks, man. I'm sorry to hear about that. I'm not really the praying type, but thoughts and good vibes to your, to your family. If I was Sarah, I'd hug you and maybe give you a little kiss on the neck and maybe lick your ears, but probably give you a double thumbing.
Speaker: I said, I said onto a lighter subject and Jay's like, Oh, by the way, my brother died. Not really light. A lot of death in this show, Jesus. Yeah. He was a troubled person throughout his entire life. He's at peace now for the first time in as the family. But, you know, I'm not the end, not the end we hope for. Yeah. Well, you know, at least he found peace, man.
Speaker: No matter what you believe in, no matter your religion or your beliefs or anything like that, I think most people do view death as an end -all, be -all. You find your peace, and hopefully... Well, they said death, but all the questions are answered.
Speaker: Yeah, hopefully, hopefully in death, we'll all find out that there's another side, you know, good bad. Jason, Jason. Well, they called me his gay. I really flattered. I don't know what to exactly say. You know, I love you, Jay. If people hear that and I want to take it as me being gay, then so be it. I tell Jeff at the end, at the end of every show, I love him.
Speaker: Yeah. This dog wants me to go to the gun range and she wants to go to the gun range and she should have, I want to buy a piece of Brian. Whoa, Jesus. Jay wants to buy a piece of Brian Laundry's skull and eat it. Well, that's morbid. Just never said, never said, Jay, do I need to mail you my ring? Well, you're going to have to go find it in the parking lot first. I have to turn it off. Okay. Bye. Love you guys. I hope you have fun tonight.
Speaker: kids went upstairs and I left the TV so loud, I can barely hear it. Buggy, my middle daughter, she's like, okay, well, I'm done watching this. It's a little boring. Bye. Yeah, I'm not, yeah, no, I'm not, I'm not the receiver. I'm always the pitcher. I probably, I probably, I probably am the only person who loves Jeff to be honest. I think she did come home.
Speaker: Uh, I used to not anymore, Jay. Cause I ripped one out, but my kids like me. Apparently my son thinks I'm going somewhere. He told me earlier that he loves me and he does it because he doesn't want me to go anywhere. Cause he needs me. But I love you guys. They're, they are over at my broker's house spending the night and apparently they're watching Halloween kills.
Speaker: because Nick hasn't watched it and the kids are watching it for the second or third time. I have to work my way up to it because I'm working through the series. It's just that the first two movies are really slow. Well, we are going to start watching the Halloween series from the beginning because they've never seen it. Obviously I've seen it. So enjoy the bell bottoms.
Speaker: enjoy them. Oh, I've seen it. No, but like, uh, the, the final scenes of the first one, Jamie Lee, Jamie Lee Curtis has got bell items that look like my jinko jeans back in the nineties. Yeah. I never understood why, but Jamie, uh, Jamie Lee Curtis is another one of those, uh, women. Like I don't have many, uh,
Speaker: Quote -unquote crushes like Holly or like actor crushes Jamie Lee Curtis much much like Reba MacIntyre's another one of those that that I've had a crush on since I was a little kid In in Halloween and one or two that I've seen but According to Jay Jamie Lee Kervis Has a penis and a vagina Well
Speaker: don't crush Chris's dreams. I don't really care. She's not necessarily, she's never been run by my cup of tea, so to speak. I don't know what it is about her, but I've just always really liked her. I think it's because she's in all them old movies where she just screamed a lot. Chris is like, come on. It's because I see her all the time.
Speaker: Hi, Cash. I really like her and I've always found her to be attractive. But man, the last two Halloween movies, they did a really good job of making her not look attractive. Well, the woman liked what? Sixty something? I don't know. She's probably like 97 at this point. The first Halloween was 78.
Speaker: and she was like, what, 20 something? That was over 40 years old. Yeah. What's going on, Corey? She, she, Corey came in, I don't know where she was like, activity. That's your girl, man. Hey, Cash Cash. Summer said hi to, mama said hi. I'm just, I'm
Speaker: What is your right -hearted story? Because my brain is still wrapped around Alec Maldon. I don't know. I got sidetracked by all this other talk. He's going to get his tear tattoo soon. Oh my god.
Speaker: I don't know if you've seen that meme yet or not, but it's a picture of Alec Baldwin with a black chair. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Speaker: everybody's ganging up on me on this Alec Baldwin thing and Hey, pops at your back. Uh Summer was also told that the girls look like me more than Parker. All right. Well, bugging you. Yeah. Yeah. Well, actually, it's so crazy. I showed my wife the picture that that Summer posted uh of all of you standing around and I said, I said, which of the which of the kids are Chris's biologically and of course uh cash was not
Speaker: No. I was like, oops, sorry, wrong. She's like, the girls definitely. I said, yeah, definitely. Yeah. No question. Well, since the first time. Boys. She's like, the blind one? I was like, nope. Well, since the first time that Summer ever posted a picture of her and the girls, everybody has always said that buggy, my middle daughter and her look like they look a lot alike.
Speaker: today today when we was ever at grandma's buggy was being a grumpy pants and she was walking around she had her bottom lips stuck out and my cousin which I thought I was the only one who ever noticed it because buggy is my mini me like you know she looks like me she acts like me she's got my same personality but I also see a lot of my grandpa and and her
Speaker: And then my cousin pointed it out today because Buggy had her bottom lip stuck out. And she was like, does anybody else see George in that face? And I was like, I've seen it. And I think it a million times, but nobody else. I get that every once in a while. I don't see it in my kids, but apparently they look like me.
Speaker: No, your kids look nothing like you. They actually look like Juan, maybe Pedro. It's obvious in the fact that they're extremely white. They don't even look white, dude. They look Mexican, but that's the thing. I don't think, and I've seen your kids enough, and anybody who's been on the spot, who's watched our lives have seen your kids. I just don't see it. And I do think that they look more like,
Speaker: summer said they are wands kids i think they look more like your wife but also at the same time they also look a lot alike in the fact that they have they both have long hair does not help matters nothing for your son my kids telling me that i didn't eat my cake that my wife brought home last night
Speaker: The thing is, my wife brought home this carrot cake, and I love fucking carrot cake. I don't like any of the carrot cake. She brought home carrot cake, and the bakery she got it from, they make it so damn rich that it will put you in a diabetic coma just smelling it. And so I ate like half of it, and I was like, oh my God, I can't eat no more of this. Even though I can't taste anything or smell anything, my body was like, this is way too sweet, dude, you need to stop.
Speaker: And my kid just went out and he's like, you could have eaten this. I was like, yeah, I know. Go to bed. Died. No, I don't need a whole, believe it or not, despite what I look like, I don't need a lot of sweets. So when Summer was up here, she had made it a mission to find the little self -serving graham cracker crust thing so she could make s'mores in the oven.
Speaker: So you got the little graham cracker pie tin and then you put the chocolate in there and marshmallows on top. I don't really, I don't particularly like chocolate, but I'm not even, I don't either. It's Parker. Dare I say it's too sweet. Yeah. It really is. I can barely eat a full Snickers bar and I'm just like, Oh my God, this is too sweet. I'm going to die.
Speaker: I figured you was drinking tonight, Joe, since you wanted to punch Jeff in the face and you wanted to shoot him in the face. You need to get drunk. Joe, you need to get drunk at all honesty. Get drunk and say fuck it. Everything. Yes.
Speaker: No, there's not. Yeah, so she made those more. It's like she made those more things in the oven. But Parker was selling candy bars for the school. And summer brought me up some, some chocolate and caramel ones because you know, I like them. I'm not gonna eat them like I'm not gonna like
Speaker: Yeah. I'm not going to eat like 20 of them or anything like that, but I'll eat one every once in a while. So she actually put those in mine, but between the marshmallows and the chocolate and the caramel, it was good. It was summer. As summer said, it's so good. They were, they were really good, but it was way too sweet for me, man. Like it was way too sweet and like I had to force myself.
Speaker: Yeah, I had to force myself to eat it. I mean, it was only like a Snickers bar. You know, my wife, you know, when you go through the checkout line, they got snickers in mine. Oh, my bad. She put Reese's in mine. I do love Reese's. Yeah, I do love me some Reese's. But either way, it was just so sweet. I had to force myself to eat it all because yes, it was really good. But I just don't eat a lot of sweets. Yeah, I can't do it.
Speaker: I don't know what I thought was the only one. Joe's on her third drink, man. Joe's getting tore up from the floor up tonight. Pops is getting paid later on. Bite the pillow. Bite the pillow, you little bitch. Relax. You might even say, does this smell like horror form? Yeah, it's a self surprise. Yeah. Give me that sweet ass. Come here, Moa.
Speaker: But when it comes to candy in general, oddly enough, the candy I like, you know, the mixed fruit candy, it's like a hard candy. I only like the bananas. Oh, yeah. Like the runs. Yeah, runs. Yeah. I only like the bananas. I love the bananas. Those are the worst ones.
Speaker: This is why people don't like you, just so you know. I have weird tastes. I like you, but you know, Cory said I like an occasional dessert, but I don't have a super huge sweet tooth. Cory also seconded what I said, and she said the bananas are gross. Dad, can I join you where? Stop screaming.
Speaker: Why are they, why are they freaking out? Oh, like I said, my wife bought home three pieces of cake from this bakery. Well, despite the fact that she was falling asleep on the couch last night, she ate one. And now she's asking where it is. Like literally, she sat down, she got home last night, sat down. She got home late because she went to get her nails done. She gets her nails done. Uh, uh, the salon.
Speaker: and it takes like two hours to get her nails done. She gets home and of course she's super tired from being at work all day plus the taxis and all that stuff. She gets home and I brought her over food and she ate her food and I must have tried to take the plate from her like six times last night because she was like half full, half empty plate and I'm like she's falling asleep. She's like this.
Speaker: I'm eating that. I'm like. And I said, look, this is the last time I'm telling you either come to bed or you sleep on the **** couch. Yeah. Alright. Okay. Hold on a second. I think Cash wants to join us. You can come in for a minute, buddy. You can't stay for a long time. You can come in and say hi. Okay. I just
Speaker: Come in. I don't know what their signal is going to be like. She already ate it. She ate it last night. Joe just told Summer, if you could read my vibe right now. Joe needs a really good night of drinking though, in all honesty. Doesn't everybody though. Yeah.
Speaker: no summer nobody's spilling the tea no that's not spill tea well spill the tea is uh southern for yeah and we're not spilling any tea on here it wasn't last night
Speaker: I said that to my uncle today because my uncle was tormenting my grandma and my grandma grabbed a sack of potatoes. And he was like, Christopher, come out here and help your grandma with a sack of potatoes. And I got up and I was like, wait a minute, what did you do? Because he came from the kitchen to the living room and tried to get behind me. I was like, what did you do?
Speaker: And I was like, I'm about to hit him with these. I was like, yeah, yeah. That's what I thought. I was like, yep. I was born at night, but it wasn't last night. Yeah. I didn't just follow up the turnip truck yesterday. Yeah.
Speaker: Cause that's like, you know, that's, you know, that's one of the things I miss now that I'm older, you know, is that I don't get to hang out with my family as much as I do because we're all smartasses. We're all, we're all, you know, just jackasses. You just torment each other. My uncle was literally just aggravating the shit out of my dad all day today. And it was funny as hell. My dad was like, Oh yeah, don't quit your day job. Yeah.
Speaker: That is what I was thinking. What is it? That's pretty cash in for a little bit. And then I gotta get going. I gotta yell and beat these kids because they're driving me nuts. I'm on the hole. I'm on the, trust me, Joe, I'm with you. I'm on the hole. I need to get drunk kicked, but.
Speaker: Well, I brought cash on here, but they don't have the mic on and and no camera or anything He's an iPad one
Speaker: I don't know. There are, there are my buster's laptop, apparently. I saw that. So yeah, summer knows it all. Oh, like I said, that's something obviously for off air. Let's not spill any tea. I am about to set fire. Ooh. I have about to cash is disconnected. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, I'm about, I'm about to, uh, I'm about to go to the gas station, about to go down to Speedway and buy half a gallon of gas because gas is currently $47 a gallon.
Speaker: In, in some, some city in California, the summer said set fire to the rain by Adele. Yeah. I think I feel like Joe and I are on the same page. Joe and I are both about to set fire to the rain. Well, it's going to do a quick wrap up.
Speaker: Since you're going to run to the gas station, I'm going to actually I'm not running. I'm not literally running to the gas station. No, you're not. You're going to drive over there, you lazy bastard crosses. I'm not driving anywhere. I'm not going anywhere, dude. It was a figure. It was a figure. What was that? Figurative of speech? That's what I'm saying, right? A figure of speech. It was figurative. I bet you can sing the shit out of some Adele, but I do. You know what?
Speaker: I will admit that I actually happen to enjoy a lot of Adele. And back in the day, I may or may not have gotten drunk way more or drunker than I should have and sang Adele back in the Periscope days. I can't say I've done that. But that was also what I had my own house that I could get really drunk and get really loud. I can't really do that now because my fucking neighbors will bang on my floor. That's what a shotgun is good for.
Speaker: I can't. It's blanks. Bang, bang, bang. You read my mind. I was like, oops. I can't say for sure. Summer can I can actually I actually I could picture summer singing Adele. Oh, wait. Here we go. I think they figured it out. Oh, OK. He did. I hear him. Oh, there's there's my broaster. There he is. Hey, buddy.
Speaker: He took my car. That's because you had me. What are you at, Cash? We're getting ready to end the show, dude. What do you want to do, nonsensical? Too soon. Corey said too soon. Pops, Facebook me. What are you doing, buddy? We're getting ready to end the show. Got baby nonsensical in the house. There he is. You got to talk. I am. I think Clint's in the house.
Speaker: with his buzzed head, his buzzed head. I'm getting ready to do that to my kids. Summer said hi, Cash. Cash, Cash. OK, we're going to turn the lights off. OK, that's fine. I have no objections to that. I get the laptop. If you kill a Cash Cash.
Speaker: Cash, cash. What? Cash. What? Summer said, hi, Cass, and she loves you. I said, hi, back. And Jeff said, if you kill my broster, that he gets the laptop. So after you kill Nick, you've got to bring the laptop here so we can start a GoFundMe to pay $3 ,000 to send the laptop to Jeff.
Speaker: We're not recording a live podcast or anything. Yeah. Hey Kesh. What? What'd you want to come on here? What'd you want to come on here and say, bud? We're getting ready to end the show. Nothing. Nothing. You just want to come on. Make a stick in the trash can. Just kids come on here all the time. Why do you say pop camp, weirdo?
Speaker: Oh, cause you get money back when you recycle them. Weirdo. Well, not my job. What the hell did you just say, pops? Hey, Cash. What? Hey, Cash. You want to do the outro? You want to end the show? No. You don't want to tell everybody thanks for listening? No. You want something to follow us on social media? No, you can. You know what? Tell everybody to give Jeff a thumbing.
Speaker: A what? A thumbing. A wedgie? Yeah, a wedgie. No, a thumbing. Bye, Cory. I don't know what that is. Just say everybody. Say everybody, thanks for listening. No. You just say it. No, you can't. OK, well, you tell everybody to give Jeff a double thumbing. I don't know what that means.
Speaker: You don't have to know what it means. Just say, everybody give Jeff a double thumbing. I don't want to. OK, fine. All right. Well, we've got to end the show. OK, buddy. OK, I'm trying to find out how to end to find out. I'll end it. I love you. Yeah. Bye. Bye. I love you. Bye. Bye. I'll see you tomorrow morning. Bye.
Speaker: Well, that is, that was, as he's famously known by Tony D and the likes that is baby nonsensical, because that is his nickname that was given to him by Tony D. So the night that we were all playing Uno and I was so drunk, the cash had to come in and help me.
Speaker: father of the year award right here, baby. Father of the year strikes again. That was fun. That was that was a fun night. That was awesome. But yeah, we are going to end the show. I'm probably going to come back just not even come back. I got a couple more beers. I want to drink. But I'm going to come back and hang out. We're going to come back and you award. I drink so that we can raise money for me to pay my rent this month.
Speaker: Anywho, Jeff furs up. Jeff furs up. No. Well, your, your camera froze. Okay. Now you're back. It's getting a really bad echo. It's getting a really bad echo. Hold on a second. Let me see. We've had so many technical difficulties lately and drop that down. Do that.
Speaker: Close that. Open that. Close that. OK, I'm good now. You're not good, but I'm good. OK, we just completely lose our feet. Well, your camera frozen, so I didn't know if you were my cameras froze. I didn't know if you were dead staring the camera or not, just silently looking at everything. I was literally trying to.
Speaker: I got a message. I have a job interview tomorrow. What town is that? I don't think that's why I messed this up. I know better. No, I didn't. I know better. No, I don't know. Anyways.
Speaker: thank you guys for listening tonight thank you guys for hanging out with us chatter's box lively as always appreciate y 'all hanging out with us yeah we'll be back Wednesday night for a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense where I don't know Jeff and I will probably just argue about yeah I got this fucking echo that's killing this fucking echo that's killing me I know the echoes are the worst shut your face off
Speaker: Uh, anyways, if you guys aren't already, uh, feel free to check us out on all social media at all social media at not physical nonsense. The audio is fucked. And, uh, and if you want to check every, check out every episode of the podcast, you can find us at Google, uh, Google play, Apple podcast, Spotify anchor, all at nonsensical nonsense. And, um,
Speaker: You can also, yeah, exactly. Yeah. So, uh, what is this? Oh, sorry. So we're sending me contacts for lawyers. Uh, anyways.
Speaker: And that's how we end the show. And let me know if you come back on and I'll come join. I'm having a few drinks myself. Okay. Well, if I come on, you'll get the notification.
Speaker: Uh, okay. Well, if I come on here, anyways, thanks. Thanks for hanging out guys. Appreciate y 'all. And we will see you guys Wednesday for a brand new episode. Make sure you check us out on all social media and wherever you get your podcast. All of these, go give us a liking, go give us a follow, go give us a filming. And also while you're at it, go check out our guys in Blacktop Mojo. That's not the song I wanted. Uh, Oh, easy guys. You coming hot. Hot bike, Matt. Hot bike, Matt.
Speaker: Calm down there Cheeze. Matt got to calm down there Cheeze. Matt got to calm down there Cheeze. We're gonna end the show, you know we're ending the show with Nooses. Nooses, we're out of here. Oh shit, shut up. Yeah.
Speaker: I wanna live forever, no Spirit in the earth, give me all your blood, make me a god
Speaker: It's a left to back ahead
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs, too, for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp -titter combos over there. It's kind of like a ripscrack of pregnant little cheese, baby. All right.
Speaker: Let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be $13 .62 and I'm going to have to have exact same so we're in a coin shortage at the moment and I'm going to have to have exact same so we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. Just that. Just that. No, I'm sorry.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: I'm all alone in the sky Take this life behind I want to live forever And I'll spare it in the end Give me whatever Make me a god like you Make me a god like you
Speaker: Yeah!
