Nonsensical Nonsense 177 The boys are back in town

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Speaker: What's going on everybody? Welcome to another episode of non -sensical nonsense. I'm Blake. We got Charlie D in the house. Yo, yo. Happy Monday. Hopefully you guys had a good weekend. You enjoyed yourselves.

Speaker: If you're up here in the north, surprise, surprise, fall is here and it is getting chilly out. It's a little brisk. Go fuck what's good. November 11th. Well, I saw that new trailer today. Oh my God. October 14th. Friday, October 14th. He's back. My birthday or something? But it is the end. No, it's Halloween. Oh. No, my birthday is actually next Monday.

Speaker: Uh, Halloween's October 31st. No, the new Halloween movie. Oh, the new Halloween. Gotcha. Is on the 14th. It's in theaters and on peacock on the 14th. The 21st is Black Adam. Uh, I did see the Halloween trailer. Jamie Lee Curtis said she had a good time when that's set for the interview. Oh, she's been loving her, loving, loving the last three movies. Yes, October 5th.

Speaker: I was like right on top of my mic. Yeah. So, get it out your mouth and talk to the people. Who I was trying to adjust my my laptop. So, there you go. There you go. Uh yes, she is. Go. I've got a crush on that woman since I was just a wee little lad. Just a wee little Glick. That's trading place. Most men have had a crush on me.

Speaker: But if you guys aren't already, go ahead and check us out on all them social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. Really? That's Vanessa Del Rio. Let's just cut the first show. Right out of the gate, that's where we're starting the show, Vintage Vagina for Miss Jamie Lee Curtis. Per one golf hawk.

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Speaker: Just listen to the show and you will under understand. But I'll be there. That's that's a blueprint for your ass. Sorry. You're good.

Speaker: Don't be greedy. You've been eating long enough now. Stop being greedy. As Jeffrey always says, sharing is caring. I'm not doing this before. No, hopefully y 'all had a good weekend. Tony, how was your weekend, man? We're a kick -ass broadcast Saturday night, Sunday morning.

Speaker: Yeah, Sunday's fantasy football broadcast was good. I had fun. I enjoyed it. That was fucking phenomenal. I thank you, Rich, Ted, Smoke, Brian, Nancy. Who am I missing? Shit. We did two hours. Jojo was up in there. Jojo was there, information man? Is that Jojo? Information man was up there. Information man was in chat. Biggest information man. Yeah, I don't care about it.

Speaker: It was a kick -out broadcast. Had Jason this weekend, took it to a birthday party Sunday. That was dope. We had football all day. Then, let me see, I gotta look and see who the hell was going with that video. But we had a, yeah, that two -hour broadcast was awesome. I had a good time with that. Did some running around today, cleared up some more bills, trying to get myself as debt -free as possible, which I'm working on.

Speaker: And we got a football game tonight. The Rams and the 49ers. Yo ass. Just a concert. Tell the people all about it. My ass. Mr. Concert going. We got a football game tonight. And this is a catch 22 for me. As far as fantasy football goes. Really? I have Cooper Cup in our league. And I really need Cooper Cup to go off. But.

Speaker: The young lady that I'm playing in my league, I currently have a 35 -point lead on. And she needs Cooper Cup this year. And then when she damn near has like half of her roster are from the Rams. She's got Cooper Cup, she's got Tyler Higby and she's got Gay, their kicker. I'm like, Jesus Christ. If you can't put together 35 points from those three. I got Stafford and Gay on our league and I'm down 40 points.

Speaker: Yeah, she's got Higbee, Gay and Cump. And she's down by 35 points. I need 40 points in our league. So the only thing I can hope is that, cause I have, I have San Francisco's running back starting tonight for me. So if maybe San Francisco will go off tonight and Cooper Cump will have a shitty game and then I win both ways. So that's what's going on. The O -line is horrible. I'm glad you said that. I got the real Henderson.

Speaker: keep me up on one league, I'm actually up by 10 points. He's the only player I got left there. Like I said, I need four points, I will leave. I need four to six points. I need four to six points. Being healthy, Henderson's really not even a factor right now. I know. I actually dropped him off of my team. And we got to realize that Corderale Patterson is now on the IR. Four weeks. Minimum, at least four weeks.

Speaker: I'm kind of in a catch 22 tonight. Do I, do I cheer on Cooper cup and get my first win in our league? You just got to sit there and take it. You have the warning or you're just not going to do it. Yeah, exactly. Just kind of fucked either way. Either way, I'm going to enjoy it or I'm not. That's exactly where you're at. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So it's just like,

Speaker: But yeah, so yeah, like I said, I need...

Speaker: But now, as you stated earlier, yeah, I went out Saturday night. We didn't do the show Saturday night because I went out and seen our guys from Rum Springs. They were live in a little bar, actually in my actual hometown where I was born at. Win is the win, I know that's right.

Speaker: So I went out there and seen those guys and I met them briefly when I went to Blacktop Mojo. As you can see, I'm rocking the Rum Springer gear. I had to support our guys and buy a t -shirt. I met them briefly when I went and seen Blacktop Mojo and could have had some talks here and there on social media with them, not a whole lot.

Speaker: But those kids are awesome. Those guys are awesome. And I call them kids because they're only in their 20s, but they're awesome. As soon as I walked in the door, Matt, the lead singer, basically I walked in, grabbed a beer.

Speaker: It was coming across from the bar and he kind of looked around and see me and he was like, yo. So I went up and talked to him for a few minutes. Uh, first thing he said was, you know, uh, you know, he thanked us for the support and everything like that. He thinks it's awesome that, that we get behind him, but he used to tell me, he said, it was kind of funny because I found out about you guys giving us a shout out on the show. Uh, I think one of the other band mates sent him the link, sent him video or something like that. He's like, I was in line at Cedar Point to get on a roller coaster.

Speaker: And I watched it, and while I'm in line, I was just like, fuck yeah, that's all. He's like, everybody was looking at me. So I chit -chatted with them a little bit there, and then they had to do sound check and everything. And then they took a break, like most, they did a three -hour, they did a three -hour set, so they took a break about halfway through. And then they kind of wandered around chit -chatting with people and whatnot. I actually wound up outside,

Speaker: with Jimmy the bass player the whole time they were almost the whole time they were on break. Him and I were out there conversating and stuff like that. And then the show ended at 1030.

Speaker: Hey, we were still out in the parking lot at one o 'clock Friday night at one o 'clock in the morning, still talking and bullshitting. It's a super nice group of guys. I really do hope for nothing but the best for them. They're so fun to see. They will be on the show here soon. Probably I will be daring to say here in the next couple of weeks. And then they'll be back on the show in December to promote their new album. Oh, that's what I was gonna tell you next week.

Speaker: I got a swing shift, so I won't be able to make a bunch of the broadcast for a few weeks. Steve, you wonder how you doing? I'm bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing, bad about a swing,

Speaker: But Wolverines are looking good with the QB. Yeah. Well, I like college. I'm Alabama. I used to live out there on Michigan. I did for a long time. Alabama's been kicking ass. They're looking kind of shaky. Most people's eyes, but people also tired of them winning. So honestly,

Speaker: Bigger to the top for their returns, but it's looking bleak. However, they keep damn making it. So we're just going to see how it goes. Michigan keeps getting choked out. Michigan keeps getting choked out. I don't know what the hell's going on with that. Choked out all the time, bro. Say what? Michigan keeps getting choked out? What are you talking about? When's the last time you went to the next championship? Exactly.

Speaker: What the hell does that have to do with anything? Because the championships what matters is everybody likes to. Well, if you're an actual football fan and not a bandwagon football fan, then you would stay loyal to your team and they've had some struggles the last 15 years, but now they're back on top doing what they do. Are they going to make it?

Speaker: I don't know, we'll wait and see. Is Alabama gonna, yeah, Alabama will make it. They could lose 10 games and still make it because the SEC. They lost one, there was one in the hole and went, there was two in the hole and they went, but other than that, they were the best team. They could lose, they could lose every game of the season and the BCS and ESPN and all that. NCAA will put them in a national championship. Shut up. Yeah, it's true. They got rings. I know a bunch of folks as man, Saturday, when Dish Network and Sling TV wasn't picking up the games. Did y 'all see that shit on social media?

Speaker: I heard Sling TV was catching hell and a bunch of people were directing. I read the article, Disney was trying to negotiate the agreement and Sling and Dish Network was like, hell no. And pulled a bunch of the channels, which included ESPN and ABC and people were heated. They couldn't watch their games. He did. So if I was you all,

Speaker: You might want to see where your games going to be played from now on and check to see if I would stop being bitches and get, and plug the cord back in. I don't know. I got, I got just a little package that came with my internet that didn't cost me anything extra. So I made sure I had all my sports channel. That's what you did. But for everybody who watches more than sports, we need more than that.

Speaker: We didn't want to take cable TV. We didn't want to take cable TV for more than that for him. For me, you got to have cable to see everything. I thought about cutting my cable this month. Just to cut out. You can see anything and everything you want with the streaming networks, and it's still cheaper. Yeah, people don't have more. I want to know why y 'all whose sports stop showing games. That was helping a lot of people too. Yeah, I don't know why, because they pushed it to NFL .com, a partnership with NFL .com, and you have to buy the pass. That's $5 a month.

Speaker: Well, here's the catcher. We could do it. Here's the catcher. You're not going to get to watch all the games. You're only going to get to see the original games. You can't even watch the regional games. They advertise that you can watch all the games for the $5 a month or whatever it is. So the first game of the season, I was going to do that because the Browns, they put

Speaker: since the Cincinnati game, instead of the Browns game, on the local networks up here. So I did that. None of the games were aired. It was all radio broadcasts. On what? On Yahoo Sports? Yahoo Sports has partnered up with NFL .com. So on NFL .com, it was all radio broadcasts. I was like, you've got to be kidding me. I can listen to a radio broadcast for free. You know what? That means everything's going to NFL Plus. I did see an advertisement for that. NFL Plus is going to be where it's at.

Speaker: Yep, so I said the hell with it. But yeah, back to what I was saying about Rum Springer. No, they were fun. I actually have... Paul? Okay, maybe not. Did you say something? I said capture the child feather. Capture the what? Child feather. Those are there. Just jump on the phone and they're gonna get you close. Shouldn't have lost my train of thought.

Speaker: What is that? Oh, no, I have a bunch of videos from Saturday Night Show. And I actually learned a lesson from these guys Friday night or Saturday night. But you'll have to excuse my yelling in the background. No. Well, I got several videos here. I'll show you what these guys sound like.

Speaker: We were singing together. We also danced together too.

Speaker: There's no not dancing like that.

Speaker: It sounded original.

Speaker: Yeah, I gotta say, shout out to their sound guy, and I wish I remembered his last name, Joe. He was phenomenal. It sounded so good in there. What do we got here?

Speaker: Let's go!

Speaker: I love Panama. Panama was dope. I love that song. I love that song. Guy gave a shout out to the guy in red that was drunk off his ass. When they came back after break, no, no, the guy that was up by the stage, he was drunk off his ass just loving life, man. He was up there dancing, just having a good time.

Speaker: I'm set to breathe when you hear my name Hey! This is my love This is my love, my love My love, my love This is my love, my love My love, my love This is my love, my love My love, my love This is my love My love, my love

Speaker: What up, Jeff? I'll see you down there. Let's just keep it playing. I'll be right back. Oh, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff is in here. We're just recapping Saturdays. Saturdays.

Speaker: I can get out of my mind today! Panama

Speaker: I don't know what was going on with this.

Speaker: He's got more and more and more

Speaker: I'm with Jeff. He was in the background. I was actually, I think there's a couple.

Speaker: We got Jeff trying to get in here.

Speaker: I put that many snaps up. I took a ton of video and I only put a couple snaps up. I got a couple more videos here for you.

Speaker: I don't know. I heard you singing in a couple of those. Oh, I was singing. I was singing almost every song but I wasn't drunk. I literally, I only had six beers the whole night.

Speaker: They did a lot of covers but they did a lot of originals. I didn't get any originals recorded and I did that purposely and intentionally because I knew I was gonna play the videos on the show. So I wanted to wait until they came on in December and then we can talk about music, the new album and I'll actually probably be on here in a couple of weeks to be honest with you.

Speaker: What is this? Man, those guys were so cool. And talking to him,

Speaker: The way we interacted with each other, you would have swore we'd been friends for years. Nice. They were so cool. I was telling Tony in the beginning of the show, Jeff, I don't know if you heard it or not, but as soon as I got there, Matt flagged me down, the lead singer. Well, you said that on Snapchat, and I was like, that's cool. Yeah. And then I went and talked to them when they were on break, and then they got done about 10 .30 or so, and we were still out in the parking lot until almost one o 'clock in the morning, bullshitting.

Speaker: They kicked us out of the bar. They're like, you guys don't got to leave, but we kind of want to go home, so. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. You ain't got to go home. Get the fuck out. I actually, my wife and I went on date night. Nice. On Saturday. And as you saw. Oh, yeah? Who'd you go on a date night with? Oh, you're funny. Did you stay home with your Dobby flashlight?

Speaker: But as you saw, I had Brenner. I have seen that. Well, I hop. Well, late night, I hop actually. I hop Brenner, man. Ah. The Turkle Dog kind of style. But I didn't yell that twice because I kept watching your Snapchat.

Speaker: Well, I put up a couple, but as you guys see, I took a lot of video. And then I posted some of the videos yesterday on Instagram and stuff, and we tagged the guys. No, I'm going to have them on the show here in a couple of weeks. And I told them, I said, in all honesty, I was going to do it on a Wednesday. But with the way we interact and the way you guys like the bullshit, like we like the bullshit, I said, we're probably going to do it on a Saturday night.

Speaker: They'll fit right in with us. I mean, 100 % they'll fit right in with us. Matt, the lead singer, him and I are going to work on some things to help him. I always exchange phone numbers and stuff like that. But I learned a very valuable lesson. And this is something that I've never really worried about, something that's never really bothered me. But this is directed specifically at the haters.

Speaker: or anybody who's on the show that thinks that low views matter. These guys played in a, or high views matter. They played in a little low dunk ass town, Sinterberg, in a tiny little bar. And I told them this, I said, they made me read, you know, they taught me a lesson Saturday night. And there might've been 50 people there.

Speaker: If they played, they played like they were on stage at Madison fucking square guard with 200 ,000. Yeah. Like there was 200 ,000 people there. So for that, I say to the haters who like to comment and say dumb shit. I don't care if there's zero viewers or if there's 20 ,000 viewers, we're going to do the show. Like there's 20 ,000 people watching.

Speaker: And that was that was a lesson that and I told him that Friday night when we were talking because You know and I've known a lot of bands in my time You know when I used to bounce and stuff like that a lot of local bands or even even not necessarily local bands with bands with names that would come into a bar and you could see their energy was just a

Speaker: sucked because they were mad because there wasn't 20 ,000 people there or whatever. It's just a little bar and there was like 100 people there. And like I said, these guys had the same energy, whether there was 50 people there or whether there was 500 ,000 people there. And I loved them for that because, you know,

Speaker: and had that same energy and they were still going. I mean, Matt was running all over the bar. He was jumping up in the booze. At one point, he was laying down in a booth.

Speaker: singing just laying there he's like this is actually pretty comfortable it's humbling as well you know i mean you know let's say you're mega death or something you get on stage just you know a hundred thousand people there and then you go to a bar like you were at where there's only 50 people there

Speaker: and you give the same amount of energy, it shows that you're a humble person. You don't care about the views. You just, you enjoy the process. And that's kind of like what we do. We don't care about the views. I mean, don't get me wrong. We like them, but it's about the process. It's about, you know, the boys hanging out. It's about the show in general. And that's why I was actually talking to a coworker today about some fact. I don't care if we blow up tomorrow, we knock Joe Rogan off top of the charts.

Speaker: or if we never come out of the basement, I'm still gonna do the show because I enjoy it. Exactly. And besides, we're also about gonna get to pick on Tony all the time. I mean, I get to kick Jeff an ass when I see him. He gives me a reason to cut a Mexico. October 21st we're going to Mexico. I'm gonna go buy me a fucking doberman and a pit bull. You fuckers show up, I'm attacked.

Speaker: You don't have enough time to train them before we get there. You need to open up just so you can see me eye to eye. Once again, after my dogs attack you, then we will sit down and have a beer. But if you fuckers try to throw up. I'm not drinking with you after your fucking dogs. I'm whooping your ass. What are you going to do when I show up and you go sickle? And I pull out two ribeye steaks and go, hey boys. Dogs don't like steak.

Speaker: My dogs are vegetarian. Your dogs are vegetarian in my ass. They like eating each other. They're fucking cannibals. Again, I'm not worried about your dog attacking me because I'm not another dog. I'm not your dog. They're kind of like sharks to that aspect though. Are they also goat suckers?

Speaker: Oh, god. It's it was Ellen Chupacabras. Fucking my neighbors. Okay, here's the thing about my dogs. My dogs are the sweetest dogs you'd ever meet. I mean, unless you don't know them, then they want to rip your head off. It's the weirdest thing. Tutorial. Yeah, they're. Do you think I'm afraid to fight your dogs? I'm gonna laugh when you lose a missing a finger because my dog made it.

Speaker: That's a good day. Oh, damn. I lost my pinky finger in the scuffle. So much for fighting that bear. I just got my ass kicked by it. Yeah. I guess I better leave the bear alone. I won't figure it out. But it looks like a lot of the cat bears are about five times better than that one bear. I really thought that bear was going to rape his ass to where it should look. I said, Jesus Christ, what the hell? That bear did rape that bear. Dude, that bear did rape that bear. That bear did rape that bear.

Speaker: That was that was that was straight up prison Speaking of movies did anyone watch

Speaker: No, no. Oh my god. It's bad. Oh my god. I've heard a lot of people were were pretty pretty upset with that with that movie. Now, I I love I I cannot have a Halloween go by but I don't watch the first one.

Speaker: I'm not the biggest fan. It's not great, but it's like you and Maximum Overdrive. It's a good movie, but it's not great. Yeah, it's not even that it's a bad movie or a good movie or anything like that. I'm just not the biggest fan. It is a cute movie. And back then, SJP, she was pretty hot. I don't know what happened. She got older.

Speaker: No, she looked like her teeth dipped in black. Her teeth, her teeth outgrew her head. She got older. The question actually came up about an hour ago by J Money himself. What is Will Smith's best movie? The one that he's not in. Ooh, your ass. That is a tough question. I got to go with the all time favorite ID4 man. Who?

Speaker: Okay. I went with, I went with, um, Hancock and Hitch. I mean, Hancock and, um, I Robot. I was thinking, I was thinking Hancock and I Am Legend. I Am Legend was good. I think it's tough because, but I love, but at the same time, it was a good question to me. It really was a good question. You know, it'd probably be an easy question to answer. What's his, what's his worst movie? Because not many. Um,

Speaker: He was okay. I didn't like the pursuit of happiness or six pounds because those movies are hard. I am terrified to watch that movie. They are heartbreaking.

Speaker: after earth and I thought he did good at after earth. I thought him and Jada were outstanding in it. I've never seen that movie. I did not like it. The concept was excellent. There was nothing wrong with it. That's the you know, you reminded me of it reminded me of when Mel Gibson or not Mel Gibson uh uh uh uh not Mel Gibson. What's the charge of

Speaker: That was a lot like that. I kind of put it on Predator when it went to that planet. I kind of put a little on those lines. Agreed, Gulf. And Gulf, you're a Gulf guy, and I agree. I'm not a big Gulf guy. Fuck you. Fuck you, Gulf. I love back advance, man. I love back advance. Of course you did. The only guy on the podcast that doesn't like sports, but loves sports -related movies.

Speaker: Fuck you. Badger Vance was genius, man. I understand Robert Redford because I used to like the natural. I thought the natural was good when it came out. It was boring. Okay. Fine. It was slow. Okay. Fine. But was it golf? Golf in general is boring.

Speaker: I'm trying to put that out of my mind to pretend that he's not. I want to go back to the good old days when I didn't know. I started a journey.

Speaker: Then I am just about halfway through. I'm watching, again, all the Marvel movies in order. Excellent. Good. I just finished Guardians 2. Guardians 2. OK. What did Gulls say there? It's more self -cutting to be. It's not the pillows that Jeff likes. It's the pillowcases that Jeff likes. If you know what I mean, Gull, I'd be careful.

Speaker: I can't see out this goddamn aisle. Come on, wait! Come on, come on!

Speaker: last Wednesday we got a we got a two for a BOGO if you will on Facebook we got two straight in one episode for playing that and playing Cody Wolf's music they hit us twice yeah that's the reason we're on Twitter tonight

Speaker: Appreciate it, golf. Thank you, golf. Listen, when you blow up, there's bullshit we can do. There's so much more shit we can do. I tend to say that because Glint's going to run out of ideas one day, and then me and Jeff are going to run rampant. Glint's never going to run into you. That's the thing. I have had this spot. The thing is, I've known Chris for 25 years. I'm going on 26. And between the two of us alone,

Speaker: We will never get tired of walking somebody into a umbrella.

Speaker: I keep ideas. I don't really. That's the clip we need. That's the clip we need is that dude walking. Every time somebody walks into us. We need that sound clip. I need to get with smoke and figure it out. Soundboard like smoke. No, I, you know, I've had this, this idea for a podcast in my head for like 15 years. Um, probably a little bit longer than that.

Speaker: Uh, no, it's not what you need. Okay. Can you grab those cups out of the front seat?

Speaker: Jeff said I might be a two in the streets of Cancun, but in prison I'm a ten baby. I'm a ten, but only in prison. I'm taking the win. I call it a win.

Speaker: Jesus. No, um, no, like I said, I've had this idea to do a podcast for 15 plus years. So I've got ideas and shit for days. And I tell you guys all the time, you got ideas. Let's, let's, let's hear them. Let's, you know, as long as it's not politically motivated or, or, or, or religious or anything like that, you know, then I can't be the, uh, the only redundancy. Yes. Was a great example of that.

Speaker: I don't know about Tony D, but it has been a Monday I felt it all day man too just

Speaker: just like, and it wasn't like I had a bad day at work or anything like that. You know what I mean? No, work was great. It's just everything piles on on a Monday. Yeah, you just wake up in that mood and that funk and it's just like, oh, it's Monday. I don't want to get out of fucking bed. There's that country song. There is Monday. Yeah. Well, I have something of good news and cheers to me because Mike might have a job.

Speaker: He's a he has an interview on Friday. I told him I told him all he's got to do is not **** up the interview. I suggested that when you told me about it. I suggested it to him. I I told him today on Snapchat. All you gotta do is not **** up the interview. It'll be fine. You ain't gotta go anywhere. Do yourself.

Speaker: I literally told him, I said, and I said, I want you to say it exactly like this. If Jeff can do it, I can do it. Sold. I literally told him, I said, you tell my boss when you interview him. If Jeff can do it, I can do it. I'll be the first one to admit, I'm not the brightest light bulb in the package. We still wonder how you got packaged.

Speaker: No, you love my package, don't you? I don't love your package. Return to sender and offender. Return to sender and offender. Tony said, but I got you. Alien technology fell to her. Return to sender and offender? And offender, yes.

Speaker: Back to my my Brenner. Oh, I hope it's dangerous place, man. I walked in there. I walked in there. I looked at the menu and I said, yeah, I'm going to get that. Ate it. Ate my pancakes that came with it and went, fuck, I'm still hungry. So I got me a burger and ate that, too. Word.

Speaker: How the hell did you spend $200 in IHOP? I go there with three kids. You went with his whole family. No, it was just me and my kids. Well, that's not a date night. That's family night. Well, it was date night, as in we told the kids, you're not here, so don't talk. Because we can't leave them home by themselves. No, you can't. Yeah, you can't. They're not open. Sure you can.

Speaker: Chris, I literally, you saw that shower curtain, shower curtain at home. It looks like it's been there sitting there for 30 years already because my daughter decided to tack up a pair of scissors. I broke her fingers because she had tacked up a pair of scissors. It looks like it's been sitting there for 30 years. You knew to put shock collars on your kids. I believe it or not, I suggest that to my wife.

Speaker: And they had they had wireless cameras I said you know if we get this with the Alexa we can literally

Speaker: Check on the kids, leave my home, and call Alexa, going, stop doing that, stupid. I mean, perfect babysitter. We don't want to pay for it. She was a babysitter, but no. Yeah, Alexa, Alexa, with cameras and shop collars, you guys, that's a hell of an investment in that. You got to live in many. Exactly. That I don't have to feed. I mean, win, win, win, right? You are the AI VR lifestyle. Yes.

Speaker: I see you, Kevin. I told you, Kevin. I told you to get out of the pool. Now everybody in the pool is dead, but whatever. Get your ass back in the house. I'm a firm believer. I'm a firm believer as a parent. They're only going to do it once.

Speaker: You know what? Why do I have to baby proof my house? Tony, I know you can agree on this. When you were a kid, you were sitting there fucking around with, you know, a light socket, your parents would say, go watch him. He's only going to do it once.

Speaker: Yeah, you want to do that again, will you? That was my warning. When they said that, I stopped. Amen to that. Keep going. Y 'all undo it once. I got two big ass scars on my head from not listening to that warning. Y 'all are going to do it once. Yeah.

Speaker: And I got the scars to prove it. I only did it once. I split my head on a fireplace on the back and had stitches. And I got another scar up here. And then I split my head on a fish tank because I was running across the back of the couch and on the, on the very back at my grandma's house. And mom and dad yelled at me and grandma yelled at them and I kept doing it. And I lost my footy. They said, it's.

Speaker: They said he won't do that again now, will he? Come get my ass. Yeah. You fucking idiot. You little hard -headed fucker. I was in grandma's house. I was safe. I was in grandma's house. I could do it there. We have those 400 -pound TVs sitting on a TV tray and be like, yeah, let him go ahead and pull it down on himself. See if he tries it again.

Speaker: I was the only grandson. Unfortunately, my grandma passed away when I was, I think five or six, but I was the only grandson. So I got away with everything when I was little. No, my grandmother is one of the toughest SOBs I've ever met.

Speaker: This woman, when she was 75, she was helping my aunt. Just a little bit. And she dropped a rack of drywall on her leg. Ouch. And broke her leg and literally was like a whole damn rack. But it was like 25, 30 sheets. You know, they were sitting on their side and they fell over on her leg. And she was back there the next day in a cast going, let's get finished.

Speaker: Yeah. And I was like, they were built different back in the day. They were built. Yeah, but they were built different back in the day. So yeah. Well, grandma, even our generation compared to this, this new generation of people that are having kids now, I mean, I don't know what the hell they call themselves. The gen X they're going to cry and take three days. Yeah. You focus suck. Uh, you know, our grandparents were.

Speaker: It was just fucking built different. My grandpa had a truck fall on him and they had to take skin off of his, I think off of his legs or something like that to grab onto his back and shit like that. And as soon as he was out of the hospital, he was back to work. I mean, literally he was working on the truck and it fell on him and ran his ass over.

Speaker: But my grandpa was also five foot nothing and just a fucking rock. I mean, he was solid. He probably did more damage to the damn truck. He got a bill. I remember being a teenager being 16, 17 years old and roughhousing with him and I punched him in the stomach and it was like hitting a brick wall. Yeah. And it didn't look like he was, you know, because he had that grandpa belly that little

Speaker: You know, we all have. Yeah. Yeah. He was short. Man, he punched him in the stomach and it was like hitting a brick fucking wall. And I'm like, damn, grandpa. Before my grandfather died, I literally watched the man clear a section of the woods that was an acre by himself in a matter of like four weeks.

Speaker: Like he cut down all the trees and broke them out of there with a tractor by himself. And anybody would go try to help me to tell them fuck off. If he was a man, he would have carried the trees out with his bare hands. Well, there's that old saying, you know, do the same job for 40 years. And when you die, show up again anyways, because it's time and a half. Yeah, right? That was that generation, man. They don't give a fuck. They worked and made babies.

Speaker: My grandmother had I I I asked my grandma, didn't they not have TVs when you're younger because Jesus Christ. Grandpa's got a lot. He must have been really good, Grandma.

Speaker: He was built without the reverse gear. They worked hard to sell, man. My grandfather, I know both of my grandfathers, they worked up until my mom's dad, he literally, the day he died, that morning he was working.

Speaker: You know, and then I, you know, my, my dad's dad. Well, he owned his own company, but you know, uh, yeah, he was out that morning. He was out that morning. He was out working and I got the phone call from my uncle. Cause I worked for my uncle at the time. And he said, Hey, come over to grandpa's. I was like, Oh shit. What's going on? He said, come over here. Oh, grandpa said, uh, I went in and talked to him. He said, uh, I'm done done taking this medication. I'm done taking these pills.

Speaker: I've had a good ride. I'm done. I was like, damn, you're supposed to die 15 years ago. Doctors told you it was 15, 20 years ago. Doctors told you you had less than six months to live. And now not only did you basically make the doctors look dumb, but now you're like, okay, I'm making the call. I'm ready. If you've heard that story, there's a guy, doctors told him he had cancer.

Speaker: And he needed to go on chemo and all this stuff. And he'd always have told him, I'll go kick rocks. 15 years later, he called up the doctors and all the doctors that told him he had six months live were dead. He called up their widows, like your husband was wrong. And then hung up on him. I was like, that's the whole goal. Is your husband there? No, he died like three years ago. Well, tell me.

Speaker: That is the absolute definition of being. Savage. Petty ass motherfucker right there. Wow, he was savage about it. It was like, I read, it was like one of the. I love it. Did you? You know, it was like a little story for you. You're glitching. You're glitching. You're glitching. You're glitching, Tony. I'm too good to glitch. Was I?

Speaker: I don't know what it was today. Holy crap. Well, I know exactly what it was. One of my co -workers, she lives in Mazalem.

Speaker: So the opposite side of camp Mexico and she's, she's one of the head doc collectors and she calls, she sent me a text message this morning. And I was like, that's weird. She usually just calls me. She has no power because of the hurricane hitting them. Yes. And she's like, can you take care of my clients today? So I had not only my 160 clients, I had her 550 clients.

Speaker: So I was all over the place. And like I said, I'm technically done. When we get done here, I got a couple more hours. But I also, there's a position opening at work that I'm going for. What you going to apply for?

Speaker: Well, yeah, well it's down to me and one other person and the one other person said they don't want it. So I was pretty much going to get it. As long as the position operating below job giver, no, it's actually senior doc collector. It's, it's, uh, it's making more money than we are. So shut the fuck up. You want to know why I called me the coach Tucker in high school? You're about to learn today. So until you are shut the fuck up.

Speaker: Exactly. It's called Jeff getting a 10 year. Yeah. You know, but for somebody who made all this money and does all this stuff, he won't do anything for himself. So I'll take this because I'm not worried about myself. I'm worried about my future. I don't ever, I'll take my pillow. I believe we started this podcast. I didn't have to rub together. Now look at me.

Speaker: I'll, I'll take my little fiddle. He's got fatter actually. That's the only thing I do for me is I buy more food. That's a plus.

Speaker: It's the old bear naked ladies trip. We won't have to buy a craft dinner, but we will. We'll just buy more of it because it's awesome. If there's one thing I've learned in the last five or six years of my crazy ass life in the last five or six years is that is I need to learn to take time for myself and spoil myself and treat myself.

Speaker: And if it's something simple, it's good to see a band or getting tattoos or whatever it is.

Speaker: that I can still take care of what I need them. The bills are paid, the kids are taken care of, but all at the same time, I can have my time. I don't have to work 70, 80 hours a week anymore. I don't have to worry about keeping up with the Joneses or anything else. If my bills are paid, my kids are taken care of, and I got a little bit of extra money in this and the other thing in my pocket, and I want to buy myself something, or if I want to go do something, I'm going to fucking do it.

Speaker: Well, I'm kind of taking the opposite approach as in I'm working on a way to make my money work for me. I'm investing into the future to the point where I don't ever want to have to work again. I'll still work. And right now, I'm going to stop working. I'm not going to want to work no more. Right, exactly. And I've been there. I'm going to give me a sugar mom.

Speaker: Yeah, good luck with that. It gets old quick. It's cold. Three qualifications. I got four qualifications. Old, rich, barely has a heartbeat, and one foot in the groove. I'm about to roast his ass. I'm about to roast his ass. Old, and a big old cock. I don't, at this point I don't care.

Speaker: Old, four qualifications, old, rich, barely has a heartbeat and got one foot in the grave because I got a better chance of getting that than hitting the lottery. I played the kept man card. It is not as fun as it sounds. Sugar mom was not necessarily the best need to watch that movie. A thin line machine level. Hey, cause the minute you break their heart to take everything back and leave you with less than what you came into the door.

Speaker: when I break your heart, I ain't even fucking done me. I ain't stupid. No, I'm dumb, but I ain't stupid. You got to remember, you literally have no saying what happens anymore because you don't hold any cards. You're there. It doesn't matter. Look, I mean, you get all the toys. Don't get me wrong. Yeah. You know, I'm not going into this, not offering anything. I'll cook. I'll cook. I'll clean.

Speaker: I'll be a good little house bitch. I'm done. I'll do all that stuff. Let me podcast. Let me podcast. Let me go to the gym and let me keep getting tattoos. So. Yes, but. Every once in a while, blow the dust off of it. Yeah, yeah. Guess what? Guess what? You need to be on point every night, sir. Hey, Kevin, remember that, or Jeff, remember that old song? Might be a little dust on the bottle.

Speaker: You know the theory of you hold your ear to a seashell you can hear the ocean

Speaker: Well, if you see a chick walking around with a seashell bra, you hold her closer ear, you can hear her scream. I said, get away from me. Calm down, Antonio Brown. Calm down, Antonio Brown. Tony, I know you've seen that story about AB. You didn't see that?

Speaker: My man in Dubai was just pecker hanging out farting on six feet. He exposed himself to women in Dubai. In Dubai. Not only did it happen all the way back in May, but it happened all the way back in July. Did you see Jess face? Why?

Speaker: But those of you that don't know, when you go over there to the Middle Eastern countries, you don't do that shit. This is where the argument and the disagreement with the Britney Griner shit, where they got different rules over there, there's certain things you don't fucking do in Dubai. But apparently he didn't get any trouble because this happened in May. Let me explain something to you. He's lucky if he comes back with his member.

Speaker: Not only was he not only was he showing off his fucking fire hose before you knew. They're going to pull a funaki on him like he's now Venus. Oh yeah. Yeah. They don't fuck around. Tappy, tappy. You don't get it. I was like, oh my god. They are super strict. Dubai is the least strict, but it's still super strict.

Speaker: It's like, you don't do this. You know, the whole thing. I killed me about the whole situation and the whole story. Not the, not the fact that he had his, his wang out and he was just showing everybody his fire hose. Supposedly he also grabbed a chick by her head and farted in her face. He'd be lucky to come home. Good luck. He didn't show up. Good luck to come home. Yeah.

Speaker: Seriously, they're going to do like that did to that old boy that spray painted them cars back in the day and they came to his ass. Remember that? 90s like that. They don't fuck around man. They don't that over there. Like seriously, you can get in trouble and arrested for kissing a chick. If you look at a woman, you can get it over there. Well, the buys a little bit less than that.

Speaker: Why is a little bit more lax? He was in public, Jeff. He was in public. Yeah, that he was in public. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm saying about the kissing thing or looking at he buys a little bit more relaxed, but it's still pretty strict. Where where out of all the Middle Eastern, most relaxed, but I still wouldn't try even

Speaker: Why does Glick not leave the country? Because Glick don't know the laws and the rules and Glick isn't trying to get himself locked the fuck up and get his pecker chopped off.

Speaker: Well, that's what he said. I can't. This is why he doesn't go anywhere because he's he wouldn't be afraid of what's up. Because yeah, because in NERC, Ohio, NERC, let me say it right. NERC, in the great United States of America, I can say and do whatever I fucking please and not have to worry about getting locked up for 35 years because I spit on the side. You won't get locked up. Do your shit outside and then we can see what happens.

Speaker: cities around there that I can go to. This is my area. This is my area. I mean, let's just be honest. You can pretty much get away with anything in LA right now. In Licking and Knox County, I can get away with damn near anything. In New York, you can get you can damn near get away with anything anymore. Hell, they'll pay you not to commit crimes. Don't kill anybody this weekend. They pay me out of the court of crimes. I'll be a millionaire, motherfucker.

Speaker: I kid you not. We'll give you $1 ,000 per person you don't kill this week. Well, funny you should say that because I was going to kill 475 ,000 people. Exactly. So I'm going to go ahead and leave that money. I love it. Please give me that option. Please give me that option. They're doing it. And I don't take checks. It's cash only. You could direct the puzzle the fuck out of me right now for the past 50 years.

Speaker: I want cash only. Smoke, what's going on, brother? Ain't nothing. Ain't nothing. What's good, man? I'm sorry. I'm typing a message here. I'm sorry. Every time once I jump on. This is crazy. Hold on. Everything is good, though. Everything is good. Let me have some fun. I'm going to try my shit out while we all. Smoke, are you getting are you getting a plate from Nancy or did you get your first victory?

Speaker: Well, it depends on what Deebo Samuels does tonight. Right now I'm working these Jets Dolphins tickets right now because Miami is coming to East Rutherford to get that ass cracked on Sunday. So I'm going to make sure smoke is in the house, God damn it. OK, I'm just saying. Miami is going to tell the Jets put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Speaker: Yeah, you see how we did Pittsburgh 30 just like Cleveland 30. Yeah, that was beautiful. First of all, you guys didn't do anything. Cleveland did that to themselves. Stop it already. That offense has to be getting sick of that goddamn defense. Joe Woods needs fired. Fired.

Speaker: Hey, man. Pull some strings, bro. You're a coach, man. Your name carries some weight. The defensive coordinator for Cleveland needs fucking fired. Because that offense is doing every damn thing they can to win games. How do I sound? I hear you. One more time. No, no, no, no, no. That sounds a little suspect in and out. Okay, that's what I need to know.

Speaker: Turn these off. That sounded good. You got to keep talking, bro. I got, no, I'm trying to have these, um, I got some Raycons. I'm trying to see how they sound. Are you, are they still on? Little muffled beep, but okay. Okay. Just go buy yourself a mic, man. I got my mic for 30 bucks at Best Buy. My speak, my, my laptop has a microphone on it. I'm not buying it. So does mine.

Speaker: All that quality and sound, go buy a mic. No, because the laptop came with, where'd Jeff go? I think work called. Obligation to priority. Oh, looking good, bro. Coming out nice. Oh, this one, this one's actually done, man.

Speaker: Oh, okay. Now I can see, all right. It's still on the backside and oh, okay. Nice, bro. That one's done. I go next to where you can get my forearm started. Oh, shit. I get my, I get my wolf and I get my wolf and moneer on my, on my forearm started with Odin. You're gonna put moneer in your. Yeah. Oh. Not, not, not, not the, not the Thor moneer, this moneer, the real moneer. Hmm.

Speaker: The one that looks right. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know how he's gonna I don't know how he's gonna do it. But this arm this forearm with my Odin tattoo is gonna have a wolf is gonna have a wolf coming out of.

Speaker: like the forest, but then we're going to tie in the Molnir. And then this arm right here, or this forearm, is going to have a bear coming off of a rock cliff with Odin's triple horns. But that'll finish my arms out. Then my arms will be pretty much completely covered. And then once we get my arms done, we're going to do my chest.

Speaker: My chest is going. I can't wait to get my chest down. The scar yourself is basically what you're telling us. Man, tattoos is tattoos, man. Ain't nothing wrong with tattoos.

Speaker: Tony D. It is what it is. It is what it is. Burn this bitch to the ground. I had you all fucked up a couple of a couple of weekends ago.

Speaker: I said, I said, I'm burning bridges like a motherfucker. It's a good thing. I can swim. He said, man, you don't need to be burning them bridges. It is what it is. No, no, some go father understand, but shit, I put you that audio. I believe that audio, my man, Homelander.

Speaker: I'm just saying a whole lander from the boys. I'm just saying. Yeah. A whole letter from the boys when when did you did you watch that series.

Speaker: No, I've only saw season one and and I've never and it was good too. The end was a little crazy and I was like, man, I gotta catch on to this but you know, I'm like a seasonal television watcher. Like if you get me it is a hold out watch it. Go ahead. What are you saying about that? It's on season one three days. It is the final season with season three. It is a

Speaker: wild show. It is a wild show and it is crazy. But there was a part where they thought they had, where they had Homelander basically in a corner and he hit, he hit old girl with this line right here. Go ahead. Let's light this candle, huh? I mean, sure, I'll lose everything, but then I'll have nothing to lose. Fucking shit, go ahead. Let's light this candle.

Speaker: Last episode of season one which episode is that I'm trying to figure I think it was towards the end of season two Right before he uh, okay. Go ahead. I'm sorry

Speaker: Yeah, it was season two when they because they finally got like a little group to get like they had some outside help where everybody was kind of going against Homelander and he was talking to Starfire and she was like, I'll tell everybody everything. I'll expose you and drop videos and this and the other thing. And my man was like, go ahead.

Speaker: let's light this candle because I'll lose everything but then I won't have anything to lose and just I'm like if you ain't one of the baddest motherfuckers I have ever seen in my life that's cold to drop that line on somebody fucking go ahead and ruin me.

Speaker: especially when you got that kind of power, it's pretty real. I've got to catch up on that series. I know it's old news now, but still I got to go back and catch season two, three. Two and three.

Speaker: Now it was, it's a wild show. It's a really fucked up show is what it is. But I mean, first season you watched the first season, it's a little sluggish. It's a little slow. It takes you a minute to really get into it.

Speaker: I was into it from the beginning because somebody already told me what that was going to be very good. So I was kind of like, all right, let me I was pretty engaged out the gate. Right. When things first come out, you're watching as you go along and it's like, OK, but it usually come after the fact, you know, you got to see this, you know, you got to check it out. This is crazy. All right. Let me check it out.

Speaker: So it was highly recommended because I caught it after the fact. When it gets winter time, more indoor season, I'll catch the other two parts because it was very entertaining. And I know it got better from what I heard as well. Yeah, it got a lot better. And it's a really cool concept.

Speaker: Basically, this isn't spoiling anything for anybody who has not watched The Boys yet on Prime, if you haven't. I strongly recommend it. It's an interesting concept because it's one of those things where if superheroes, you got all these abilities and these powers, but what if they were really dicks? You know, like the quote unquote superheroes were actually the villains and the bad guys.

Speaker: Pull us for commercial. It was for a little help out action right there. You know what I mean? Yeah, I had to be a dad for a second. We got homework going on.

Speaker: before it was called Emancipation. He took it back to slavery. I'm like, damn it Will, the one thing I don't want to damn see. Hey, they pay him to play these roles, man. It's a good thing that he, I mean, that was probably filmed before the controversy. That may be the last time we see him on the big screen. They confirmed bad boys for, we've got the Mandarin in the house, my man. Whoa, whoa.

Speaker: There it is. It's Monday. It's not Saturday. And all the boys are in the house. Look at that. Oh, boys are back in town. Boys are back in town. We don't care about the whole damn day of zone up in here. I know, right? Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize. You got the whole damn wolf pack in the building. Mike, I mean, Mike, you got real shit.

Speaker: I'm buff and I'm the stuff. Come here.

Speaker: but what did you what what happened? I just closed another account so I'm happy. Let's do it. Get money baby. Yeah. That puts me that puts me to twenty -two this week. Yes. Yes. I still got a full day. Still going a full day to ball half a day tomorrow. I closed another account this weekend too. Yeah, I bet you did.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, that's that's an everyday thing. What do you say? I do that every day. So don't worry about it. I was out networking. I was actually doing work for the podcast. I know the guys are we were talking to the beginning of the show about Rumspring or Mike and Smoke. I went and seen our guys Rumspring and to represent tonight. Yeah, sir.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: You are not me. You have to keep your ex -wife happy. Mr. Moneybags. I want my shirt. Keep your ex -wife happy. Well, jump online and order your one. Take your wife on a European vacation without you for three months, because you can't buy Glick a fucking shirt. You know he's fucking adopted, and nobody loved him as a child. Well, I know. Can't help him out. Nobody loves me as an adult, either. He's a parent size. He belongs to the child. Parent size.

Speaker: He's white. There's dad. Nobody loves me. You know? Like Chris Ross said, smile. You're white. I'm still trying to figure out where the white thing helps me because it has not been beneficial in my life at all. As a, as a, as a token hillbilly, I'm going to tell you, it doesn't.

Speaker: I'd be willing to get that the two black guys in the podcast have better credit scores than I do. I'm fixing mine right now. You're about to be correct. Yes. I'm fixing mine too. Don't borrow anything. You never got to pay it back, right? That's the best way. Exactly. Don't borrow anything.

Speaker: I'm going to shut my credit score and fuck it, fuck it and start over. Fuck that. You and I are going to fix that. These days you got to, Mike. No, no. I'm working with Mike. I'm going to get him driving a fucking Bentley by this time next year. That's what I'm talking about, Jeff. That's that good talk. Oh, smoke him a round of applause, please, sir. Here you go, sir. All you got to do is not fuck up that interview.

Speaker: I want to drive a Bentley my next Don't tell him that Jeff says that he's got a bigger penis. Okay, I got it Jeff I'll be applying soon because you're about to fuck this up I'm glad to tell them don't make me pull the race card. I

Speaker: You know, I got more Indian in me than Elizabeth Warren. Fuck that. It did help my wayside. Take my land. Take my people. You even took me off of butter, you fucker. I'm going to go ahead and say, you need to run that shit in the ground. Federal taxes are more than state taxes. Run that shit in the fucking ground. I can't even have butter no more, fucker. Cook me off. That's right. I'll get you that margarine. Don't worry about it.

Speaker: You took the land, your weapons, your drugs, I mean, goddamn. Right? That's because our people were offended by the butter lady.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh my God. Mrs. Butterworth. No, no, it was the lady on the Land O 'Lakes. The Land O 'Lakes lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? I'm actually mad about Ms. Butterworth. I had two. That bottle was awesome. Maybe one of them. I was excited. I said, rest for life. I remember Jemima too. That was some good shit.

Speaker: Oh yeah, that was some good shit. It didn't go away. You can still buy the story. It's not shaped like a woman no more. Why would I want to buy it?

Speaker: She's not like a woman anymore. I don't want her Shaped like a woman he has is he has his he has his Dolby Dolby surround sound whatever the fuck that little thing Dobby

Speaker: Fleshlight and his Demi Gorgon Fleshlight to keep him. I've been realizing this is that the only married man is the only one that constantly talks about other women.

Speaker: more than any of us single men. That's what I do. But that's because as I have to live vicariously through you forever. I don't talk about any other women. I don't talk about women. I talk about women. I don't think Jamie Lee Curtis is going to be knocking on my door anytime soon.

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Speaker: Oh, we were looking for you. Where's Ashton Kutcher at? I want to kick him in his dick anyways. Something's wrong with the world because nobody goes in dark.

Speaker: We've never even heard of that fucking before, Mitch. 10 to 1, and no disrespect, Ms. Reba McIntyre, because I've been loving with you since I was, like, nine years old. But if you're in Newark, more than likely, you're been kidnapped by me. You won't be kidding me, no, I've kidnapped her. I've kidnapped her. Your biggest career is actually getting out of the basement, too. The constant idea of one representative that's not a reflection of not just Will Nonson, he will be fined for his crimes. Yes, sir. Thank you very much. And privately sacked.

Speaker: Thank you very much for that. Thank you very much for that. I can't think of a single famous person that would be caught dead in NERD. A lot of famous people come to NERD, actually. Yeah, because they're lost. They usually drive through it. No, you know what it is. You know what it is. It comes down to if they have a speed trap set up like a dukes of hazards, they trap famous people, make them sing.

Speaker: no no no we have we have a we have uh middling theater which a lot of uh oh that's true a lot of um oh here we go we have musicians and stuff that come through and there's also a there's also a uh uh comedy club what where do the kids go to school where do they go to school

Speaker: What is this, a school for ants? How do you expect people to know how to feel? You don't know the Goodbye Horses reference?

Speaker: I'm in your nipple boy suit. That's all getting arrested though, we're here. It's multiple. It's multiple. It's multiple. It's just a group. Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

Speaker: The action by these motherfuckers do not represent the rest of us.

Speaker: think we got to hear about some of these new rules out here. Oh, come on now. We gotta love a little fro. We gotta love a little silence, a little m's, wild bill action.

Speaker: We need to work on the boat. Is that your plan of doing banjos? Really? Yeah, that's for money. Tony and I are going to go on a road trip together. We're going to go, Tony, do you hear banjos? Tony's like, fuck this. I'm too black. I'm out. I'm too black for this shit.

Speaker: boy you sure you got a mouth i don't either you want to you want to you want to shine my rams just get in there movies like that or while i stay on the highway fuck that

Speaker: No, I'm with Tony 100%. I'm absolutely all day long with Tony. I'm the random rare white guy. Like, yep, I'm going with him. He's 100 % right. We've seen this movie. We've seen this movie. That means you die right after him.

Speaker: I've been educated in horror movies. As soon as the black guy runs, I'm right behind him. That means you'll get killed second, bro. What you need to do is you need to bend down before he starts.

Speaker: That way you got a chance. Stay here. I'll go get help. I'm overweight. I ain't outrunning shit. And if you leave me, I'm gonna shoot your ass. You know,

Speaker: If they stay here, I'll go get help that doesn't work on you. And I, I, I'm just dead. By the time I die, if I die, there's a bullet coming behind you. You missed. I don't have to run the killer. I just have to outrun you for it. Good point. You got short legs. Where'd everybody go? What's going on?

Speaker: We're right here. Where did you go? I was, I was, dude, I was having some serious technical difficulties over here. So I had to, I had to switch over to my hotspot on my phone. Smart man. So hopefully it'll be better. You quit. You quit. And now you're back. Yeah, I went to my hotspot on my phone. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. Yeah. You're back. Now you're back.

Speaker: Keep it up. I'm going to click all over your face. Boy, no, you won't know. I was talking to Mike. Calm down, Bobby. Poor Mike. Poor Mike. Don't worry. We can wax your bald head, too. Negative. I want to hear this all. Run, Tony! Run! Just say it. Chris is talking about clicking on people's faces. I'm going to do that shit.

Speaker: We're good. That's actually a pretty good song, Tony. I'm jumping over Jeff. That's what I'm telling you. You don't even have to jump. Just step over him. Just run.

Speaker: things wrong with that.

Speaker: I know, I know. You know what fuck you shit, smoke out. There's views and opinions of death does not reflect on those to nonsensical nonsense. Yeah, smoke by these idiots are putting themselves in these weird situations. You and I can just kick it in the backyard and drink some beer, man. Yeah, we all gotta go nowhere. Just be like, what the hell, I don't know my money and my money and my money and my money.

Speaker: I wonder where Jeff and Tony and Mike are. I don't know. They took a shortcut. They went that away. They went that way. I'm getting firewood for the bonfire. What the fuck you talking about? I ain't going nowhere. We all learned a lesson in scream. Never say I'll be right back. Yeah, that was classic shit right there.

Speaker: My man said, I'll be right back. You know, Matthew Willard played that role. Matthew Willard, probably one of the greatest actors of our generation, the severely underrated. He's one of those guys, he's one of those guys, if he's in a movie, I'm in.

Speaker: I thought he killed it as Shaggy. I thought he did a great job without a paddle. Without a paddle was hilarious. That was hilarious. I like everything that he does. What is it? Wing Commander? I think it was Wing Commander. He was good in that too. Yes, yes, yes, yes. That was a good movie. He's a good movie. He doesn't get enough play. I think he doesn't play the game.

Speaker: I agree. I don't think he does. I don't think he puts up with those. I don't think he doesn't, because, you know, not Hollywood stuff. You gotta know people. You gotta get on your knees a lot. Well, Hollywood. I mean, how do you weird? Basically admitted that she went down on hard wine, Steve.

Speaker: You got to think about women only involved when there's an opportunity. Hey, just said, just said she, she blew Weinstein and you said, I got next. I mean, that's just a, that's just a normal response. Like you're saying it to get your turn to

Speaker: That's cool. That's cool. Well, I was watching that on Harvey Weinstein.

Speaker: I'm waiting on her as in after he's finished. That's what any logical heterosexual male would think in the black community. Of course we do different things in

Speaker: Black people don't make gay jokes, heterosexual black males do not make jokes. I'm just letting you know we don't make jokes.

Speaker: I'm sorry, but as a guy who I mean as a guy who

Speaker: may or may not be the only person in this podcast that has lived and grown up in both worlds. Yes, heterosexual white or black guys are equally, equally, will make those jokes.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: Okay. Uh, okay. Yeah. Let me rephrase this people in my circle. Oh, I know more parts.

Speaker: in areas that I live, in areas that I dwell in, in the inner city. You know, that's cool though. I mean, I know it's all in fun and games, but we usually don't really don't make gay jokes. Like we don't really do that stuff. We will laugh at something, a situation or a person has to make jokes to that nature, but we wouldn't automatically think the gay side of coming up with a situation when there's a situation with a male and a female involved.

Speaker: We would usually, you know, think of the female end of it. You know what I'm saying? So like when the joke came out, when he was thinking about probably what's her name, Scarlett, whatever. I was, you know, me and him were probably thinking along the same lines. And then, you know, from the other side, that's when the

Speaker: All I'm saying is that you have to step back and look at the context of the story and Jeff said that Weinstein and then your next comment was I'm next so any any

Speaker: good friend would automatically take the opportunity to run into the goddamn ground. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Well, smoke's still trying to, you know, he's still trying to backtrack and. No, I was explaining it to, uh, I was explaining it to big dog. Like, Oh, bro. Like, you know, and you know, when you, when you left, you were saying that, Oh, come on, man.

Speaker: All the black guys I don't make these jokes all the time. Hell no, they don't. Yeah, they do. You know, my bad. You know, but as I said, any good friend, if they were a true friend, they would take the opportunity to sway it.

Speaker: in that direction. Exactly. Global record. That is definitely a good job. Good job. See, so therefore, but if I had to, if I had to prefer, by the prefer, um, the context of the joke meant that after she was finished,

Speaker: Oh no, absolutely. And I knew what you, I knew what you meant. Obviously. Yeah. I knew what you meant because I'm in agreeance with you. Absolutely. You know, if this is what we're doing today, I'm going to go ahead and sit down on the couch and wait my turn.

Speaker: I'm not a bloody nail purpose. I don't leave my house on purpose. If you don't want to do it either. I've left my house all day, so. No, I'm just kidding. I'm not that bad. Trust me, I got public and I'd be like, hey, hey, mama, how you doing? Is it off the champ?

Speaker: It's an icebreaker. It's an icebreaker. Hey, how you doing? I'm Glick. Do you know I'm the champ? Oh my God. I hope you don't see your matches. Oh shit. I host a podcast. The name is Glick. Also, just in case you didn't know, I'm the champ. Oh my God. Talking to women is the firmest thing in my mind.

Speaker: Wait a minute now. Hey, hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

Speaker: That sounds better. Yeah, that sounds better because at first that sounded a little, you know, creepy. You're still on the same track as you were. Yeah, exactly. I know. I had to. Yeah, I tried to say that. So, again, I set you up. I know. I set you up.

Speaker: I think for three out of the five people on this podcast for Christmas, I'm just going to give you guys shovels.

Speaker: It's not today. No, I've got Tony. I've got Tony. Plenty. I've gotten Tony. Plenty. We all need shovels. Some of wasn't on the show. He put himself in a bad corner and was digging that hole hard. And then he put that turned around and threw Glick in the same damn hole.

Speaker: I already have mine, but I think I need to give you at least three out of the five shovels.

Speaker: But we all need shovels.

Speaker: All of our shows will be... You can't beat them, fuck them all. Fuck them all. But that was... Going back to the Weinstein thing, that was some real shit because I was watching that Marilyn Manson... I mean, not Marilyn Monroe movie about how she became famous.

Speaker: Look, I'm dyslexic and ADHD. I'm two kinds of fucked up. Yeah, but back in those days, I mean, it was so well known that that's what they did. I mean, it was in the scene of the Godfather. Not that it was right. It was in the Godfather. Straight up, that's the best piece of ass I ever had and I had them all.

Speaker: You know, but it's hard to believe that even someone on Maryland Monroe status. That's how she got to that status.

Speaker: Yeah, she had to start from the bottom then, you know. How do you, how do you, well, she probably started from the tip and worked her way to the bottom. Well, the way, the way that they - She stuck at the top and worked her way to the bottom. The way they did it in the movie, she just bent over a bit. She worked her way up, either way, goldfish, Tony D, goldfish. The way they put it in the movie, she just bent over and took it. So, I mean. Yeah.

Speaker: And that's disrespect. I mean, that was the norm back then. I mean, you look at actresses, Elizabeth Taylor, you think she just got popular because she was pretty great actress. In other words, shut the fuck up. We're all we're all.

Speaker: We all got shovels now. But I mean, in all in the same sense, there was, I mean, even Terry Crews came out and said when he was coming up in Hollywood that, you know. He was assaulted, so to speak.

Speaker: a legit

Speaker: Yeah, well then I'd be, you know, I'd be pretty financially sick because he'd probably try to fight me, but then maybe not. Maybe he's intimidated by a real man. He probably be scared. He'd probably be scared of me. Nah, he'd be scared of me probably. Yes.

Speaker: Put a beat down on Terry Crews, boy. That boy's soft. Cupcake. He's a cupcake.

Speaker: And that right there is food certified, all right? Food certified. Smoke has beef with Terry Crews. I have beef with Tyrese trying to be a tough guy when we all know he's a tough guy. The hood disowned those beefs a long time ago. Come on, stop it. I heard Tony's feelings going off on Tyrese one night.

Speaker: He's a good actor. Jesus.

Speaker: You're over here going Tyreese, Kevin Hart. I'd take both them fuckers. Bam. I just can't buy Tyreese being a tough guy because I can't buy Tyreese being a tough guy because he got popular being in his Under Rooze and Tony Braxton video. And then he got pumped out by Snoop Dogg. That wasn't how he got popular.

Speaker: We got popular for singing on the bus. It was full of commercial. But I'm saying. And that was pretty. Before that, he was modeling in his underoos. Thanks. Thanks, dude. Apparently more than enough. Chris, is that showing up when I just uploaded?

Speaker: You have a technical lizard or trying to work behind the scenes man on this. Honestly, he is the. No, we saw everything. It's just like a quick 30 second clip. Yeah. Indiana Jones, right? Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. It was a four minute video and I cut it down to three seconds because it just shows what it shows. I don't know what the hell is going on. This is too fast? You should have added maybe another scene or two to add a little more context to it so people would understand to build up to the front end. Five to eight seconds. It shows a big old swastika at the end of the scene.

Speaker: No, no, to the beginning, dummy, to the beginning part before, uh, before like a second leading up to the person falling on the floor while the other, you know, the same ad, a few seconds to the beginning of the clip, like two seconds, possibly gotta have a little buildup so they can see what the hell is going on.

Speaker: We're doing shit on the fly right now. This is live. This is live everybody. Everybody that like button, like, share, subscribe. Hey, I'm right there with you, but I ain't no bitch. I got the whole, I got the real... You was a bitch. You ain't got no flavor in your shit. You gotta add a little kick to this motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Some of y 'all are bitches because she ain't got no alcohol in it. Fuck you. Come on, get it, Tony. Big man. Come on in, Tony.

Speaker: You see this, right?

Speaker: Uh -huh. A pamphlet? Okay, good. It's an empty box. It's an empty box. And a full beer. Ah, that's my boy. That's my boy. He's got the MGB. I also can't double ready for the month. Fuck all y 'all. Just fucking drink them all. Drink them all. Go for them. Goddammit. I'm going in here. No, respect. I need a round of applause, please, sir.

Speaker: These are the two brands you need to be buying, ladies and gentlemen, remember that. I'll see you. I'll see you next week. Not this weekend, but next weekend. I'll see you. You won't see me. Uncle. No, both different brands. Uncle was demanded originally made Jack Dennis and never got the money.

Speaker: Oh, say words. Is that why it's called? Because he was nearest to the one actually named Jack Daniels and never got the credit. Damn. Wowzers. Like Mountain dude. This weekend, the next weekend, I'm going to make a road trip, come down and see attorney D. We'll put a hurt. Tony if I'm, I don't know why I'm doing that.

Speaker: And for those of you who want to go to your house, go be fools.

Speaker: You better tell him that you better tell the box at the AA store before seven o 'clock. Wait a minute. The alphabet store, the ABC store. We don't have ABC in this state. I noticed that. Oh, really? Yeah, I saw that. Yeah.

Speaker: I know like South Carolina, we had ABC stores. South Carolina, we had ABC stores and you better not, you get your liquor on, on, on, on Saturday or you're just fogged. Yeah. Cause you ain't getting it on Sunday. Nope. Sunday afternoon between noon and six on Sunday. I won't tell you about liquor. That's the blue law.

Speaker: In South Carolina, you can't buy liquor on Sunday at all. Wow. Mind you, you can still buy beer and stuff on Sunday. But you can also only, the liquor stores all close at seven during the week. They close at seven in South Carolina? But you can buy beer 24 seven down there.

Speaker: Yeah, I discovered that one time because I got my piece crown at an excellent price. That's the best price. Why do you think, uh, hell yeah. He like those dudes that he leaves his price tag on his hat, Tony. Dude, you know, we used to pay $40 to $80 for that bottle. That costs a lot of money. No, I know how much that, I know how much that crown costs.

Speaker: Yeah, that's like 59. I've only seen each crown at a gas station one time up here and that was, that was it. And that's the, I've never seen that in a gas station. You, you, you ain't getting no liquor and no gap. You ain't getting liquor and gas station. Dude, I was in Vegas. I first got up here. I took, when I first got up here, I went to the Walmart and I was like, you know what, I'm just strolling. No, no.

Speaker: a lot of a lot of the gas stations up here or over here they are up here whatever they sound like fireball and yeah you can buy the party bucket

Speaker: Uh, and they sell the, the Smirnoff vodka, which, I mean, not bad. It's cheap. It's not great, but it's not bad, but I, my problem with vodka, I don't care if it's top shelf vodka or if it's the bottom of the bottom is shelf vodka that you can buy. That motherfucking liquor is a goddamn ninja.

Speaker: You'll drink a whole bottle of it, not feel anything. And start talking shit. And start talking me. And start talking shit. I drank an entire bottle of vodka one night.

Speaker: Started talking shit about how I didn't feel anything. I felt great. And then 30 seconds later, it was like, well, Jeff, you can't get out of nowhere to be square in the mouth. Do you have a Brita filter at your house? Do you have a Brita filter? Do you not put your vodka through a Brita filter? Why?

Speaker: I've heard that. Because it's a trend on TikTok. You put your, you put your vodka through a Brita filter, it takes away that vodka taste. And you don't, it tastes like water. But that's the thing. And you will get, and you have no idea. I don't think vodka, I don't think vodka has a taste.

Speaker: It has a total golf hole, says one gallon for 32 cents. Taco Baca. I know Blake likes.

Speaker: I don't drink a lot of liquor. I really all I ever drink is beer.

Speaker: me beer. I like brown liquor. I like dark liquor. I don't drink a lot of liquor because I know, but I know the person that I'm drinking. Gin is terrible. I've tried gin. Gin isn't too bad. It all tastes like gasoline. It all tastes like gasoline.

Speaker: I got some goddamn peach moonshine on my refrigerator that just smells like fuck you up. I drove a lot right there. No, sir. My moonshine. It's real moonshine. It's not the moonshine that you buy at Walmart or Kroger's. It's real moonshine that was made in the mountains in Tennessee. Like I said, you open it and take a whiff of it and you're fucked up for three days. You're like, woo, I got like a 10 ,000 bucks. Holy shit, I didn't even drink it.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. And yeah, back in December, I got real extra froggy with it and was just taking sways off of that motherfucker. Yeah, you messed up on that one then. You roll for that. I tried to get the moment. I'm sure you're not really, you know, like, oh, good. I'm really glad I did this. And then, boom, you know, then you stood up really well. I was fucked up. I'll be right back. Oh, damn. I can't do this. You good, Smoke. Man, when I was in my center flight,

Speaker: I came back and tried to drink half a bottle of Grey Goose. I said, fucking, I don't care about nothing. I'll drink half a bottle. He said, we go into the club. I said, I might not need to go. I don't know about to be fucked up. They said, come on, we got you. A bunch of us ain't staying long either. I said, all right, no problem. Got to the club. Stood there about 30 minutes. Boy, my stomach's in woo. My brain's just shoo. I was like, oh. Yeah. This is your own cousin. I don't know. I said, y 'all let me know when y 'all ready to go. So we're going to leave about 30 minutes and no problem. Man, I tried to walk. I tried to dance and sweat some of that shit out. No, sir. I drank that Grey Goose.

Speaker: They were like, oh! I can't do this. They drove me back to the place, right? I would hang out the window like a dog trying to breathe and say, I'm so hot. You're muted, Jeff. Nobody can hear you. Yeah, you're muted, dummy. Jeff, you're muted. There you go. That's because I got the kids yelling. No, but I've done that.

Speaker: with a cab driver going, you go to close the door, fuck that, now it's too hot. I, um, I got really fucked up on, on block at one time. And that, it was, it was definitely a ninja thing. Cause I had a diet, I was at a bar and they're like, Hey, you want to try something cool, get you some lemon slices and coat it with sugar.

Speaker: And then you take a shot of Laka and then eat the lemon and we call it lemon head. So that's like so good. So I tried it and it was really good. So I went home. I went home, bought some lemons, went home, dabbed that shit with sugar. And I drank, I don't know. I ate a whole lemon.

Speaker: So I was like, what, five shots, six shots maybe? And then I'm sitting down, so everything's cool. And then I stood up and I, I mean, when I said I stood up, I'm lying. I tried to stand up. In my head, I was standing up, but in reality, I was actually on the floor. What just happened to me? Exactly. All right, check it out. Let's see if it works.

Speaker: No added too much to the end Actually everybody calm down calm down calm down a little history lesson about the swastika I

Speaker: Fair use. It's always a symbol of bad or hatred. It's not Buddhist. It's Nordic. It's a Christian symbol. It's not. No, it's not. It's a Nordic symbol. It's Africa. It's a coffee. It's on the Buddha. It's a Nordic symbol. And it's for like sunshine and good, basically sunshine and good vibes. And the Nazis stole it.

Speaker: You're the fucking problem

Speaker: But for those knuckleheads that think that Edelweiss is a freaking Nazi thing, you need to do your history because that was stupid. Remember that Amazon show that came out, the man in the high castle? The intro to that was Edelweiss and they got a lot of people

Speaker: They got a lot of people upset saying that that was supporting the Nazis and all that stuff. And Edelweiss is a folk song.

Speaker: not from Germany, but from Austria. And he was overtaken by Germany. So, yeah. Emil Weiss. Sounds like... Emil! Emil! Emil! Don't yell it. Don't scream it. It doesn't make it any better. Keep it off the left, man. I gotta remember, I gotta remember, I'm dealing with a redneck country boy from South Carolina slash Ohio.

Speaker: They don't know how to use words, and I gotta remember that. I don't know what that means, but okay. When they sent the

Speaker: When they sent the dickhead and his little crony to a bar and it was a gay bar. What was that? The blue oyster bar or something like that?

Speaker: You know, out of the four, out of the five of us, you know, out of the five of us, if anybody could convince anybody to go to the gay bar, it would be us convincing Jeff to go to the gay bar. And he wouldn't even know this. I don't think it would be much convincing. I've been to gay bars before. I think they're fun. Yeah. I've been, uh, I've been quite a few times. I've gone to drag shows and stuff like that. I think they're fun. Um, my ex -wife, her, um,

Speaker: Her moms, her actual, her mom, one of her best friends before gay marriage was legalized, he got married, or they had a commitment ceremony, him and his now husband, because now they finally were able to get married. But when they had their, I think it was called a commitment ceremony or something like that at their church. Afterwards we went.

Speaker: Yeah. Afterwards, we all went out and they asked me, they're like, are you okay to go to a skateboard? I'm like, yeah, let's go. And it was right around football season. And I'm like, I had an absolute blast. It's the only time in my life that I didn't buy my own beer.

Speaker: other people will buy a beer for me. You ought to go. I will get you drunk. I want to change your mind. Challenge accepted. They throw the fuck down. They throw the fuck down. No, I love them. Yes. In all honesty, in all honesty, I do enjoy going to and take it however you guys want to take it or anybody who listens to this, take this however you want to take it. I enjoy going to gay bars or gay clubs because one,

Speaker: First and foremost, there's not much drama. There's not much bullshit. This is true. And for two, everybody's cool and about having fun. And not every gay dude is out there trying, and I know there are some of them, but not every gay dude

Speaker: is trying to turn a straight guy gay. The American reunion, it was an American pop movie. The one said American reunion when he was at that gay club and he was all nervous. That dude told him. He said, what are you nervous for? He said, just because we gay don't mean that we want you. And it clicked. It actually did click with me. It makes total sense. They are just there to have a good time. They're there to chill out. They don't want the drama that's out there in the world. They're trying to party. And you are welcome to join them. That's it.

Speaker: And when we went out that night, we walked in there and they had four big screens. They all had football on. So I was kind of hanging out with the people we came in, but I was also dipping up to the bar. And there was this group of guys, they bought me beer all night long. And then we come up and we were talking about football. We was watching football together. We were just bullshitting. I had a lot of fun. And like I said, I enjoy going to them because again,

Speaker: they're all trying like as soon as you they might come up and approach you but as soon as you say hey i'm straight they're like oh okay cool yeah yeah okay you're straight you know but again there isn't there uh there you know if you want to buy me beer all night long in hopes that i'm gonna get so drunk that you're gonna be able to make me turn challenge accepted my friend i hope you have deep pockets because you're about to go broke

Speaker: Jules is about to be deeper. Just saying. You might fuck around. You might fuck around and find out. If you fuck around and find out, be like Leonardo DiCaprio and the relevant. I'm sorry, that better fucked him up. That better fucked him up. That better fucked him up and fucked him. I don't care what anybody says. That's actually a remake.

Speaker: the original movie with man in the wilderness. But yeah, that's a good I like I like that movie. I'm not even drinking all this liquor in one night. I'm saving this for the whole world. Well, you couldn't drink that all the one night. Come on. I'll see you in two weeks. You're correct.

Speaker: Nobody could drink all that. In my most drinking -ness, I didn't finish all that in one night, no. Whole bottle, that's crazy. All three whole bottles, that can't happen. I see three bottles, I mean, the whole three, that's crazy. Go ahead, Glick. I could do the whole three. I could do the whole three in one night. Three quarters of that bottle when I was in New York. That's why when I came up here, I was so fucking fucked up. Shit. Hell, but it is hell.

Speaker: Listen, we call it, uh,

Speaker: I went to a mixed, ethnic, a very mixed high school. So we had all white, black, Asian, Latino. We had a mixed high school. But we call that white boy wasted. We made a mistake and went, me and two of my homies went to a white boy party. Because we were cool with, you know, the top dogs were cool with the top dogs of all genders. So say, for example, both have the white guys that are the top dogs in the school. You have the Asian guys that are the top dogs.

Speaker: So we were all, the top dogs would affiliate with one another. We made a mistake. Well, no, it wasn't a mistake, but one of my homies, oh man. But you had fun. That's the way boy Barney, you know, we was young, they had liquor. They didn't just have beers. They stepped it up. They had the liquor.

Speaker: My boy, drinks, ball. It was cool till we got home. We got to my house. Yeah, he, yeah, he, Earl, half of the Earl got in my boy's car, the other half was in my house. It was fucked up. Yeah, I was like, can't hang with the white boy, man. We was doing biz.

Speaker: Yeah, when Mike gets white boy wasted as Smoke just alluded to.

Speaker: no more than 10 seconds with lyrics no more than 10 seconds and they'll tell me my man went full -on magic one night on tiktok

Speaker: he got so drunk i got it was my fault i'll admit to it i got him drunk as shit we were hanging out live on tiktok one night i got him drunk as hell the next thing i know his shirt's off he's got the chair backwards i was like fucking where's jenny why not oh my gosh the girl the the ladies that were in our chat were losing their shit man they were loving it

Speaker: I didn't do anything wrong. I got in trouble. They were paying us money. They were, they were, they were, you know, we're getting money man. They were making it rain. They were making it rain. Oh yeah. Everybody, everybody was in my DMS after that, you know, um, including some, some crazy chick that said that she loved me after that. Um, I had a

Speaker: How did you look? Oh yeah, there's enough TikTok chicks. Michael. Your favorite Brit said hi. Who? Your favorite British lady said hi. Miss Iroh. Wait a minute. My favorite British lady? I guess. I don't know. That's what she said. OK. OK. I know that.

Speaker: I got scared. You said British lady and I freaked out for a second, but I know what you're talking about. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, not that one. I guess. Yeah, not that one. No, she said, you know, travel people. I'm internationally known. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Here we go. For sure.

Speaker: Here we go again.

Speaker: No, this is on New Orleans chicken pasta out of old Charlie's

Speaker: Ooh, Charlie. This is good eating. We're over two hours. I'm going to dip in a minute as I'm about to go now. Give my buddy over two hours. But last week, we decided we're going three hours on Mondays now. If you want to, I got the role. That being said, smoke good senior. Mike, keep your head up. Congratulations on the opportunity. We're going to see him. We'll just hear him. Glick.

Speaker: I love you Tony. You want to keep your schedule. We try to, but then you stop giving the fuck. Don't blame us when we don't anymore. No, there's only one night of the week that we have to keep a schedule. Keep the practice so you can maintain it on Wednesday easier because every now and then it's with smoke. You were here last Monday when I said we're going to start doing three hours, right? Yeah. I remember that Mike was here.

Speaker: Come on, Tony, with the D. Smoke. Bueller. Bueller. Bueller. He might be doing something. Bueller. I do get a roll. No, you got a roll. I can go to work. Yeah. No, you did that early last Monday. And we did three hours last Monday, so. I think it was last Monday. Maybe last Monday or the last couple of Mondays, we've done three hours, so. Yeah, I know. I know. But I am going to Roseland and get up.

Speaker: It's been a ball. We had a great time yesterday, honestly. Everybody check out - No, it was cool. It was cool. Bill King's finished his own ball. It's on Twitter. Bill King. It's on T -O -N -Y -T -O -N 163. We was all up there except for Mike. He wasn't playing and Jeff don't play, but we had a good time. And with a little, you gentlemen have fun. Golf all take care. Bust a rubber take care. Who else? Even Wonder was here.

Speaker: Oh yeah, Stevie won. Always, always coming to a bigger Stevie Wonder. Y 'all hold it down. All the major motherfucker. I'm a roll. Y 'all hold it down. I'll catch y 'all Wednesday night. Definitely though. All right. Now that we've gotten rid of the riffraff and the real MVPs are here tonight. Jeff's gone, Tony's gone.

Speaker: No. No, I only kid. I only kid, man. Jeff. Jeff is my OG. That's my guy. We started this show together. That's your first wife. Germany came in. My first wife. My first mistake. It's first love. Yeah, you never forget your first love. Steph and I really do. We have a very

Speaker: very long you say step step step step step step step step step step

Speaker: Her name was Stephanie and now his name's Nick, but still in Snapchat, it comes up as Steph. So I was like, damn, Jeff to Steph. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, you know, he's when you're married, when you're married to Jeff, he was Steph. No, he was big. Oh, he's still good. Oh, he's he's still my sweet little bitch. Jeff goes in big deals this week, man.

Speaker: No, just, just my boy and I give him a lot of shit and I bust his balls a lot, but I got nothing but love for that guy. I got nothing for love for all you guys, but you know, Jeff and I have been friends for 25 years. He's not my longest friend. Um, but, um, he's one of the, he's one of the, one of the few that are, that are still around after all this time. I've actually just recently reconnected with another friend of mine, uh, from, from junior high.

Speaker: And we've been talking more, trying to hang out. Maybe eventually we will hang out, but schedules. Schedules. Yeah. Schedules. They're tough. They're tough. Well, this is football season, so you got that working against you. Oh, yeah. I mean, I need to work. I need to reconnect with some of my old, old, old standing friends. There you go.

Speaker: It's nothing to see here. I'm glad you didn't end the podcast with that. I'm just throwing shit. Don't mind me. Yeah, right? Thinking about Steph. I mean, I mean, whoever. Steph, Jeff, Bob. Oh, man. So, yeah. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? At the end of the day, what are you going to do?

Speaker: But to just kind of reach around back to the beginning of the show. If you guys are listening, you guys are hanging out. Go ahead and go check out our guys. I'm gonna get my beard out of the way here. Rum spring. Go show them some love. Go check them out. Social media and stuff like that. I had a great time Saturday night. I have not been one to go out for years.

Speaker: A couple weeks ago, I went to see Blacktop Mojo, and I met the guys from Rum Springer, and then I went Saturday night. That's why we didn't do the show. I went seeing them Saturday night, and it was awesome. Good kids, man. Well, go check them out. Show them some love. Let them know we sent you. Let them know. Please thank you. We're checking out the national line that you had posted actually earlier.

Speaker: Yeah, they were they were awesome and I and I I had I don't know 14 or 15 videos that I played at the beginning of the show tonight. But.

Speaker: super cool kids and unexpectedly in the middle of their show, towards the end of the show, they were giving shout outs to people. Matt was shouting out Joe, the sound guy, which shout out to Joe, man. Holy shit. When I was younger, I've been working or going to a lot of bars and clubs to see musicians and stuff like that. Their sound guy that they had,

Speaker: Holy shit, he was amazing. He was so good. It sounded phenomenal in that bar. Like the music and stuff like that and everything like that. But unexpectedly, Matt kind of put me on the spot.

Speaker: came over, he was doing shout outs, he was shouting out Joe, he was shouting out the guys in the band, a couple of people who came and seen him and he came over and stood beside me and wrapped his arm around me and he gave, he gave not only me, but he gave the show a shout out and put the mic in front of my face. And I'm like, follow us on social media and listen to us on Spotify, not for the long haul. Cause I wasn't expecting it. You can get a mic in front of your face.

Speaker: You know, uh, I don't know what to say. Uh, like me, please. I grabbed the mic. I grabbed the mic, took over, started walking around, working the room. I was. That would be the, that would be what you told us. And in reality, you're like, oh, no, no, in reality, it was, it was totally in my pants.

Speaker: And not a groupie. In reality, it was kind of a shocker and it was very much appreciated because I know the guys are very appreciative of the fact that we play their music on the show and we shout them out and everything like that. And they will be coming on the show very soon, you know, the next couple of weeks. We're going to get them all on the show and then they'll be back in December as well before their album drops. They'll be back on the show again.

Speaker: but uh ladies and gentlemen you heard it here first you heard them here first remember that we are the show that brings you the up and coming band we are the ones we make we blacktop mojo wasn't shit until we came along whoa amazing

Speaker: easy they're terrible nobody knew who they were but yeah they were they were actually kind of shocked that because i mean even you know you know mondays we don't take breaks mondays we just run this shit straight through and you know now that we're talking about and more than likely looking like we're gonna go three hours we probably will start taking breaks

Speaker: But, um, I told him, I said, you know, uh, even the chatter's box has been requesting your guys's music. When I, when I say we're getting ready to go to break, they've been, Hey, if we get rum spring, Hey, can we get rum spring? And I'm like, Oh, I wasn't going to play rum spring right now, but I guess I'm going to. And they thought that was really cool. You're in the business of making people happy.

Speaker: That's the game, man. That's where dreams come true. Yeah, you got to give the people what they want, man. Like Smoke just said. We in the customer service entertainment business. You know what I mean? It's entertainment as well. You guys weren't here yet. And I hate to go back on this, but I want to reiterate what I said earlier.

Speaker: I learned a lesson from these I learned a lesson from these guys and it's something that I've never really thought about because I don't really pay attention to the world. And it's nothing against our live viewers, I just don't, I don't watch those numbers. I know our haters like to watch those numbers. Excuse me, talk shit about it and talk shit about it.

Speaker: And I and I told the guys this and I meant and I mean in no disrespect or anyway And they and they they actually they didn't take it in any way shape or form disrespect but to go and perform in a podunk town, which I mean it's what it is a little tiny podunk ass town and a little bar with maybe 50 people You know, maybe a little more give or take

Speaker: But to have the same energy as if they were a college student performing for 200 ,000 people was amazing to see. And I learned, and like I said, as I'm watching them and I'm having a ball, like I had an absolute blast and everybody that was there was having a great time too. It made me realize like, look, I don't care if there's one person or zero people or 10 ,000 people watching us when we do our show live.

Speaker: I want to make sure every show, we have the same energy that we would have if there's nobody watching or if everybody in their mama's watching. And I told the guys that. You always got the rewinds. You know, you always got to modify.

Speaker: Well, yeah, it's always on YouTube and stuff like that, but that's been a shot that people are watching that stuff, you know, and just look at, look at, I mean, a prime example, just to bounce off of what you're saying would be what happened to Star Trek. You know, when that first show came out, they, they were constantly, they fought the whole time to try to stay on the air. And then they finally got off the air and then they hit them reruns. And then they, now it's a cult classic and.

Speaker: They got their whole group of people and a huge amounts of following. And it's the same thing. It's what? Michael.

Speaker: point Dexter gets me every time when he does that every time every time he's like motherfucker because when you pull that video up I am like that kid just be like motherfucker yeah and then you point Dexter I'm like damn it no so I mean that was kind of uh that was kind of uh it's kind of a an eye -opener for me because you know we get haters and and that's our biggest thing you only have one person watching you right now yeah and

Speaker: I mean, I got one person, we got, we got one person watching our live right now, but that doesn't account for the almost 3000 people who have listened to us on Spotify alone. That doesn't even factor in all the other podcast platforms. Yeah. That's even more when they're downloading the episodes, you know, I really like what, I really like what Kat Williams said about the haters.

Speaker: You know, fuck the haters, but we need the haters because that gives you your energy to do harder and go harder. You know, you need, you need that. You need the people that go off and talk shit about you because you're like, Oh really? Well, let me show you this. Boom. Let me drop the mic on you. You know, and you just get better and you grow, you know, when, uh, when I first discovered that the show had haters, you know, I went to click with it and you know,

Speaker: course, Glick was cool and all that stuff. But, you know, I was just like, I told him, Hey, that means you're doing something. If you weren't doing anything, you won't have anybody hating on you. You know, the fact that you have haters says that, uh, you're making, you're making moves and you're making an influence. You're making a difference. If you didn't have haters, no one would, no one would get a shit, you know? What do you mean? What do you mean Glick was? They call that, they say, if you ain't got no haters, you ain't popping.

Speaker: Exactly. Exactly. Well, I was just going to, I was just going to ask smoke. What do we say to the haters? What do you, what do you, what do you tell the haters? You love it. You love it.

Speaker: It's all about balance. You gotta have love. You gotta have a little hate. You know, it all works together. It all works together in harmony. Just like, share, subscribe. Keep watching, baby. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, go ahead and watch every episode three times so you can find every mistake that we do. Go ahead. Watch every episode. Tell us where we messed up on. Keep watching that show. Thank you. We appreciate that.

Speaker: I mean, we ain't gonna read the emails, but yeah, just watch it a few more times, because all that does is cheers to you. It gives us more numbers, so thanks. Well, it's not only that, but at the end of the day, I mean, any publicity is good publicity. Good, bad, and different. If you're talking about us, you're talking about us. So, you know, and I know, you know, Smoke, Smoke, you can jump on this bandwagon with me.

Speaker: You know, you have your show and everything like that. If you're talking about me, even if you're shitting on not me, not me, I apologize. If you're talking about us and you're sitting on us, somebody's going to hear and they're going to go. Let's check them out and see what the what the what the hubbub is about. You know what I mean? The shit smells like. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Exactly. And that hater might turn

Speaker: If they're in a group of 10 people, they might turn three of those people into fans of the show. I'll say five. Five. Five out of 10. Power of five. Power of five. The opinions, like you say, that scenario, group of 10, real quick, group of 10, boom. Hey, man, XYZ. All right. So now another people go check it out for the people, like, I agree with you.

Speaker: The other five may be like, yeah, I agree with you, but the shit is funny anyway. Or I agree with you in certain ways. Or you know what? Pretty cool. Thanks for putting me on. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? You win the competition. That's all that matters. At the end of the day. Yeah, exactly. And I'm cool with the these guys are assholes, but they're kind of funny, you know, or or these guys are dicks.

Speaker: But damn, if they're not speaking, like they're not talking, they're not, they're not, it's not real talk, you know, because I don't try that. None of us that come on here, we don't try to fake anything. It is what it is. It is what it is. If you don't believe that, just watch the show. We don't script shit. We all say stupid things.

Speaker: It's more things, too. He says the most stupid stuff, but I'm just saying, like, listen, I know I do. No, I didn't say you particularly. I'm just saying I could apply to anybody. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, we as I say, we all we we all have our moments. We all have our our our moments of. Excuse me, I've listened back to some episodes and I've gone. What was I even talking about?

Speaker: That's how it rocks so show them that thanks for everybody. No, I was I was actually I was actually talking about that this weekend because You know, I had quite a few people come up to me and and and asked me about the show and this and the other thing and And so what do you guys talk about? What's the name of your show? So Nonsense. Well nonsense. What do you guys talk about?

Speaker: everything and nothing at all. And they're like, that's a hell of a catch line. And I was like, because that's what it is. I said, at the end of the day, it's a group of friends and we hang out for

Speaker: three hours, nine hours a week and we hang out and what comes up comes up. And, you know, we stay away from politics and religion, but outside of that, what happens happens. And I don't edit anything, you know, so if you listen to it on Spotify or any of the other podcast platforms, it's going to be the same thing that you're going to hear if you're listening to us live. Yep. That's really cool. You know, that's, that's a cool concept.

Speaker: It's not pre -recorded. It can work for us, right? Show about nothing. Did you really just bring up the worst show in television history, the worst comedian, the worst stand -up comedian of all time? Dry -ish right there. This is the action right here. This is the action joke. I did that just to get you. Thank you. Thank you. You gave me the reaction.

Speaker: What is the deal with Airline? Shut up, Seinfeld. You're fucking trash. Jay Leno's funnier than you. Oh, man. That's hard. Oh, boy. Jay Leno is funnier than you. He's still quitting stuff. He's still quitting stuff with the funniest shit. Somebody confused you for a baby seal when you were younger and called you over the head, didn't they?

Speaker: Well, I mean, when Clinton was in office, I was mighty young. So I just remember the Clinton stuff. And when he retired, I was like, good, you needed to retire. Saturday Night Live did the best Bill Clinton shit. Back when Saturday Night Live used to be funny. Yeah, Saturday Night Live hasn't been funny in years. It's really bad because they had some good, they got some good talent on there now.

Speaker: it's because they're weak. Yeah. They're weak. They're super weak. I'll leave that alone. Here we are, breaking the cardinal rule, talking about politics. Well, that's not even politics, actually. That's not even politics. We're talking about Saturday Night Live.

Speaker: We're talking about Saturday Night Live that, you know, what's going on, random Rick? We got triple R in the building. Talk about Saturday Night Live, forgetting how to be funny because I mean, I grew up on Saturday Night Live from the eighties, nineties, and even, even reruns from the seventies. Yeah. They went after everybody. They made fun of everything.

Speaker: Yeah. And that's what I like. Like they were equal opportunity, uh, opportunity roaster. Right. Right. You know, you want to, you want to make fun of Trump, go ahead, turn around, make fun of Biden too. You know, both, you know, I can, I can laugh at a good Trump joke. I can laugh at a good Biden joke. You know, it's, Oh, absolutely.

Speaker: I can laugh at both of them. Both are joking. I want to be technical about it. You are all smoking. Hilarious. Hilarious. You are not wrong in that aspect at all, Smoke. No, it's, you know, like I said, I mean, that was the great thing that everybody loved about Dave Chappelle when he did the Chappelle Show.

Speaker: Oh, I, I respect the fuck out of this man. I respect the fuck out of Dave Chappelle and I'd probably say that he's probably one of the only current comedians up there that just says what he wants to say. And if he gets backlash, he gets backlash, but it's, if it's funny, it's fucking funny. I respect the fuck out of that man. So, and his comedy specials were great, you know,

Speaker: You know for the people that had a problem with it fucking take your shower Men or woman the fuck up and just deal with it because he ain't talking about you specifically He's talking about whatever he's the jokes about quit reading in the shit. Just enjoy it sit back relax and laugh damn Because fucking shit's funny everybody everybody stupid as fuck and we all have stereotypes Let's laugh about it because funny, you know

Speaker: I click is a stereotype. He actually is like the stereotype. He's called the click. So I won't stereotype like he's his own stereotype. That's so great. Glick is so great. He even has his own stereotype. It's called the glister. You say you're the champ. There you go.

Speaker: I'm almost there. I'm almost there. Take me to the promised land. What does Glick like more than anything when we talk about how great Glick is? Unbelievable. Yeah. One of these years is live. We've all been making fun of them. But right now, you've eaten it up.

Speaker: Are you sure you want when you come to New York Smoke? Because. Oh, man. Oh, man. We won't get a big dog, but we'll give you food and shelter and show you around a little bit. Food, food, shelter, some alcohol, man. You'll show you around town a little bit.

Speaker: You know what I mean? You know what I want because I've missed it since the first time I was in New York, the first time I ever came to New York and visited

Speaker: The one thing I've I've missed is the egg bagel after that. What is what is it? Bagel with egg and everything. Oh, come on, smoke. Don't let me down here. Baking egg and the bagel. Like the bagel, the breakfast sandwich on a bagel. Yeah, the bagel, everything or something like that. I know what you're talking about, but they have different names for it, depending on what borough you live in. But I know what you're talking about. I was in the city sandwich, man.

Speaker: Oh my God, I'll give, I'll give New York that I will give New York that the bagel breakfast sandwiches are the best you'll find on the planet. I'll give them that. I have heard about the bagels. I've heard that pretzels are pretty good too.

Speaker: Anything like the pretzels, the pizza, the bagels, because they are pretty good water here. So that's what they say. That's what some places used to actually import water from New York. A lot of places do. Yeah, because it's about the water actually. So that's what gives it a juicy taste. Yeah, we had a we had a pizza shop down in Charleston that was right at the road from my house and the

Speaker: They were three generations strong, but they were all born and raised in New York and they moved down to Charleston and they started a pizza shop and, and they, they imported their water and I always thought they were bullshitting them. Bullshit. They were, I was a customer, but then they become a customer of mine when I worked at Orkin. Okay. Um, cause I went in there one day and I, and I had my, my Orkin uniform on and they're like, Oh, we're looking for a new pest control company. Cause blah, blah, blah. And I'm like,

Speaker: What the fuck are you doing? I'll be your guy. Because they had the shop right up through like literally two minutes from my house. And they had another shop in my area. I said, I'll be your guy. I'll take care of both of your shops. And I always thought that that was a joke about importing water. I was there doing my service one day and sure as shit if the goddamn delivery man didn't show up with water from New York. Yeah, yeah, that shit is real. And they ate pizza.

Speaker: The pizza was, and this is where

Speaker: New York pizza, I'm not the biggest fan of, and I make fun of a lot, but I'm a big fan of the deep dish, man. I'm a big fan of the pie, like the Chicago style. I like the deep dish, too. The Brooklyn style is the slim one. That's what you're talking about, probably the cardboard. That's the Brooklyn style. Yeah. The deep dish is nice because you get more bread, more filling. It's like having a Sicilian type of feel to it. You know what I mean?

Speaker: And when you're like, when you're fucking drunk as hell and you want a slice of pizza, man, I want a slice of pizza. Don't give me a piece of cardboard with some grease and pepperoni and cheese on it, man. Give me a slice. Yeah.

Speaker: the thing because that's like that we call that like um here we have we do have a few places make some not few places most places make deep dish pizza as well and then which is more popular here is called the Sicilian which is a square uh it's like a square deep dish pizza so that's pretty popular in new york the uh Sicilian slice opposed to the round but it's the only thing this is the shape of the pan that they make it in

Speaker: What do you really think about it? A Sicilian and a deep dish is pretty much the same type of thing, but it's just the shape of the pan, pretty much. But that's pretty popular. So when you come here, you can only get a Sicilian for you, bro. No Brooklyn style, no New York style. I wasn't trying to walk all over me.

Speaker: But what is it? I told you can go with you. Oh, wow. Okay, even if it's around pizza they cut it in twins It's actually the best

Speaker: You know like like when you when you do the triangle cut you get what pieces for a large or something like that You know you eat the you you get it cut in squares. You can get that middle piece. It's all cheese and meat You know

Speaker: got your little pizza flavored cheese bread. When I lived in Chicago, I used to buy, they had something called jumbo large or jumbo or extra, extra large. And I'd go ahead buy me an extra, extra large, you know, jumbo, whatever it was called.

Speaker: And I'd eat on that for a couple days. Hey man, hell yeah. Especially if it's a good dish, if it's a nice cookie pizza, because they've got some square... One time, and don't laugh, because Domino's not even really considered pizza. Don't consider Domino's pizza. But if you have to order something like Domino's, right? I said, give me the thin crust.

Speaker: right because I wanted to eat it all but I didn't eat a whole regular or thick or a deep dish so I said give me the thin crust but the thin crust they cut it the first time I ordered this was years back they cut it in squares like you would and I was like why the f would you do that

Speaker: that makes no logical sense but now I understand the origin just still couldn't figure this issue out why you would cut around squares was beyond me but it worked on a thin cracker but um i'm used to this like if he's gonna cut the squares cook the damn thing in a square pan please now you would have to tell me this one um

Speaker: When you put the pizzas up, do they do crust, sauce, and cheese on top? Or do they do crust, sauce, cheese, and then all your meats on top? Yes, the second, just like you just said, crust, sauce, cheese, meat on top. Yes. So how they do it in Chicago is they also do your crust and then they put your sauce in it and they put extra sauce

Speaker: in there so it's not like thin. And then they put the meaty stuff in the toppings. But if they put any toppings on top, it'll be pepperoni and that's it. Everything's covered by cheese. So it's like a little difference in how they, yeah, yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Like, yeah, I've never been there. Oh, so they cover the topping pepperoni. Yeah. And it changes the taste of the pizza.

Speaker: with the cheese melts on top of the topping. Okay. Cause I'm not too big on topping either, but okay. Copy. Yeah, it does. Well, what, sorry, go ahead. I know. I was going to say any, any pie I've ever had as far as pizza goes, you know, they're, they're pretty thick. You know, you got six inches or so pizza.

Speaker: Um, like Mike said, the only thing that's on top is just, if anything is on top is just pepperoni. Everything is down below that cheese and it's, it's amazing. It cooks differently. So it seasons and it cooks different and it tastes so much better. Cause what it does, I don't know what cooking you do, but how it does is that cheese will melt on top of that meat and it almost acts like a freaking.

Speaker: insulator and the juices from that meat will hit the cheese, go through the crust and just circulate inside while it's all cooking. And meanwhile, the cheese on top will get like that little hard layer, but it's not like, it's not like overpowering. Yeah. It's usually like right around the edges, right around the edges. You got a little crunch in your, a little crunch in your cheese.

Speaker: Like if you're making a macaroni and cheese, I don't know if you country guys like macaroni and cheese, that's like a soulful thing.

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Speaker: It is a country. I understand it's a southern thing, but I'm, I'm, I'm thinking you guys are in the Midwest. So like, so when you consider why from the Carolinas, I get it. Okay. Not even, not even the southern thing, not even the southern thing, because the southerners are not as country as they like to pretend they are.

Speaker: I know some folks that are black that are from the country here in Ohio.

Speaker: And that mac and cheese is 100%. It's a country thing. What I'm trying to say is like, like, it's not really a, uh, that's more like, like a Southern thing. Okay. I've never been, I've never been Midwest. So I don't know if Midwest, like you have a lot of transplant all over.

Speaker: OK, so if you're warning Carolina and then you move to Ohio or some shit like that and, you know, whatever, you bring your southern background with you. But if you're born and raised in, say, the Midwest, right, because I would kind of consider that I would consider that Midwest, but like central, they have central here. We have mac and cheese. You know, they don't know how to I was born. I was born and raised in Ohio and I've been a country boy my whole life. And like I said, when I moved to South Carolina,

Speaker: They're Southern, but they ain't country. And there's a difference. More country than I get it. I get it. So country and so that's what I said. Macaroni and cheese color is a country thing. Black country, white country. If you're from the country, don't never mean cheese. That's that's that's our shit. And like I said, I have friends here in Ohio that I have. I had some black friends here in Ohio that born and bred country.

Speaker: And nobody, nobody in their family made mac and cheese except Granny. And when Granny was on her deathbed, she only gave

Speaker: one person, that mac and cheese recipe, they carried it on to the next. So mac and cheese. That's how that means. We all eat the bell beaded and cheese and all that stuff. But at the end of the day, you get some good homemade macaroni and cheese. That crock pot macaroni and cheese, that crock pot macaroni and cheese. Now that's, now

Speaker: But I want to piggyback on, on what Blake said, talking about having lived in South Carolina, having lived in Chicago, having lived in Iowa and now residing in Wisconsin. I'm going to let you, I'm going to, I'm going to drop, I'm going to drop the mic on this. I'm going to drop the mic on these Southern, Southern states.

Speaker: Y 'all act just like fucking city slickers. You city slickers with a cowboy hat. I said it. I fucking said it. Just because you wear area boots and put you on a little cowboy hat don't make you country. All right, there's more than that. There's more than that. Mind you.

Speaker: Mind you, there's a lifted truck status named after the Carolinas, the Carolinas squat, where you lift your truck and it sits like this. Most retarded shit I ever seen. Chibola said you might be on the run from the law. Chibola or might be on some shit. No, I'm not on the run from the law. You're going to be down in Cancun with Jeff before long. You know, I just, I just, I don't know, everybody said Iowa was God's country, so I decided I'd check it out.

Speaker: but no them them them southern boys there there's some city slickers down there I lived down there a long time so but no they don't but the food is different up here they they got they like casseroles up here I don't get it cold cold noodles I don't understand that they love their casseroles yeah they're like they like they like they like to eat their shit cold

Speaker: and put it in a sandwich. One Iowa tradition is like Thanksgiving dinner. They put all that on it. They put turkey dressing, all that shit in between two loaves of bread. And then that's what you do. And I don't get it, but that's what they do. That's leftovers. That's what you do with your leftovers.

Speaker: facts. I put that shit in the microwave and I and I eat that shit hot again. So you warm it up. You warm it up just a little bit and smoke. I heard you say facts. So you might be on board with me.

Speaker: get yourself a good bread like a good texas toast or something like that for your leftover uh thanksgiving uh dinner just just slightly warm it up but you put all that shit on the sandwich and eat it the next i don't know week or so however long you got a couple of days not till you run out it's not gonna last a week because it's left over last week nah well you're also talking to somebody who has literally done thanksgiving dinner

Speaker: alone literally by myself, nobody around for the last like five years or four years. So, you know, it might last me a week because I still go out and I buy a small turkey and I make all the fixings and stuff, which yeah, that's right around the corner. Gave me another holiday by himself.

Speaker: Hey, man. As long as you're comfortable with the company, it's all love, man. You know what I'm saying? We're not defined by a quote unquote. I still do it. You know what I'm saying? I still do it like I'm hanging out with people, you know, like I still do it like people are here. I get up in the morning. I throw my turkey in the oven. I get all the fixings and I make everything like I make my taters from scratch. I make, you know, all my stuff I cook.

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, your boy can cook. Your boy can throw down on a kitchen or a barbecue just so you know. You have to be at least 79 years old to eat a casserole. He's transitioning. He's transitioning, Rick. It's okay.

Speaker: No, I, I let's, I let you know. Oh, shit. They getting at you in the chat. I let you guys go to your mom's. Yo, that is crazy. We're not going to judge him for that because, you know, that's what he wants to do. He can't do that. He's crazy.

Speaker: Oh, God. Let me see. Who's with it? Shut up, Hoss. Fucker. Fuck you, Hoss. Fuck you, too, trip war. I'm not. OK, look, you know what? Let me justify it. Let me justify this real quick. Because because I can cook because I can cook. Damn. We got nothing but time.

Speaker: If there's one thing that I can be grateful that my mom taught me, one thing that I can be grateful for my mom outside of all her flaws and everything else, you know, before she died, you know, when I was born. We had a couple of minutes before she died and I wound up in an orphanage. Yeah. And my dad died too. It was so weird. Both my parents died like within 30 minutes of me being born and I wound up in an orphanage. You have an orphan story. You could be a superhero, Glick.

Speaker: Yeah. He did. You're right there. I am a superhero. I'm good. You're right. Superman, Batman, and Glickman. You know, there you go. And the Flash. And then the Flash because his mom was was killed too. Yeah. And his dad went to the went to the uh. Iron man's Iron man's parents were killed. Yeah. Well, his parents.

Speaker: At least he grew up a little. Yeah, he was grown. Yeah, he was grown. But either way, yeah, no. You're right, Jennifer. Ain't nothing wrong with a man cooking. And ain't nothing. And I was totally nothing sexy than man cooking. And then all of a sudden they hand their woman that plate. Boom. It's like, I made this for you, baby.

Speaker: Ain't nothing, that's what I was told. Ain't nothing sexier now. Yeah. No, like I said, regardless of what everybody thinks, I had parents, I grew up with parents. My mom did not die until I was a grown adult. Uh, you know, it's been 11 years since my mom passed away. Uh, but the one thing that she did teach me and it was a life lesson that I was able to carry on with me.

Speaker: As I became an adult, and I have since passed on to my daughter, passed on to my son when he's ready, she taught me how to cook.

Speaker: So if that makes me a woman, because I know how to cook and I can throw down in the kitchen or on a grill or anything else, then so be it. I'm transitioning, but I'll cook the hell out of some fucking food, man. I'm a damn monster in the kitchen. I look, I'm so dangerous in the kitchen that I made ribs and a stove and took them to a barbecue smoke. I took them to a barbecue when I lived down in South Carolina, not a white barbecue either.

Speaker: in the hood. Granny got mad at me. You didn't tell me that before. Yeah. You tell me that before.

Speaker: I almost didn't get invited back, not because I brought weak ass food, but because my shit was so good that the ribs that everybody been eating for generations, didn't nobody eat on. Hey, that needed that be the stuff at the end of the party that's still swinging, that's still left over. Wait a minute. I took Granny's ribs home too.

Speaker: You you don't know how many of the rooms I took home. I took. Triple R. I think you're 100 % right. Glick comes up to save the day. Oh, it's Glick, man. I got your. Don't make fun of your casserole. I can make a casserole. I haven't heard that word in 20 years. It's cold just like my heart.

Speaker: We don't eat casseroles in Ohio. I don't know where the hell you're from. That's that's Iowa. They love their cold cold. From a place where we don't eat casserole. That's because everything's cold in Iowa. You guys are basically Canada. Holy **** It's kind of like a lake separating us from Wisconsin. We're protected by Wisconsin and and in Illinois, you know. So, I mean,

Speaker: Basically Canada. Basically Canada. We're Canada. Yeah on the map technically. I did have a conversation with a pretty little thing yesterday.

Speaker: she's in California and I told her, you know, what was his name again? Oh, her name. I'm out of now. Alright, I'm out of here. Yo, her name. Y 'all fellas have a good evening. It's none of your business. What's up, brother? Um, all this casserole talk has me like, damn, yeah, I really didn't know what it was. Hungry. Hungry as shit. Looks like hungry. You don't play that uh, that uh, that uh, lukewarm flat pizza.

Speaker: smoke smoke when I when I come to New York and see you I'll bring you a casserole oh hell to the no no I'll put that in the back of the squirrels eat it I'm gonna tell you what smoke you don't want the casserole but

Speaker: If he makes biscuits and gravy, you definitely want to get, you want to get in on that. I'll do that. I'll give the South that biscuits and gravy. Holy shit. That's some good shit.

Speaker: I work on that. They have nothing on my family's biscuits and gravy. Yeah, smoke when I come up there and see you. I'm going to cook you some breakfast one day. I'm going to cook you a little ladies breakfast one day. I'm going to cook you some breakfast. And I'll fire the chef for a week and we just rock and roll.

Speaker: Yeah, I'll cook breakfast one morning for all of us. And, you know, like I said, we had to make it run to the grocery. But, you know, yeah, well, I'll make breakfast one morning for everybody. And you're gonna be full. You're gonna be full when there's gonna be leftovers. I promise you that. You ain't gonna want lunch. You ain't gonna want lunch. I'm not really a big eater because I try to keep everything, you know, I'm trying to, you know.

Speaker: getting a little older, so I'm still trying to maintain my 25 -year -old body forever. So I'm not a big eater. Like, I'm not really a big breakfast person, either, to be honest. But we're going to still work. You know, during vacation time, we do breakfasts. But on that note, I'm about to do dinner. So you fellas, be cool. Peace out. I'll catch y 'all next Monday.

Speaker: Yes, sir. Coming in right as you're dipping out. So it was awesome actually been able to spend some time with you today. You came later than me, God damn it. Get your ass here on time. I'm just saying.

Speaker: Everybody. Rubba, Jennifer, all the folks have a good evening. But having me catch up next time, man, the nice little podcast with that line one time smoke. Let them know.

Speaker: Well, you know, like, share, subscribe. With it's fight is always smoke. And, you know, put it in the pipe and smoke it, baby. Let's go. Yes, sir. Later y 'all. Absolutely. Would you like a smoke and a turn cake?

Speaker: No, we we we are we are we are getting it's it's Monday. We went a little long. We're going to keep I'm going to finish this last beer I got and I'm going to call it a night or we're going to call it a night. So we got a few more minutes in this. I'm just looking here. Okay, I got my music picked out. Oh, excuse me. Awesome. Well, I'm really I'm really glad that you had a fun time. I'm glad that you decided to

Speaker: And when I mean work, I mean podcast because podcast does a job. It really is. No, I did have fun. I do want to start getting out more. I do want to start going to some of these shows. I do want to start meeting some of these bands and stuff like that. And, you know, like I said, I don't mean to

Speaker: I don't mean to keep, keep beating a dead horse, but I mean, the guys from Rum Springer were awesome. Rum Springer, sorry. Uh, they were awesome. They were so cool to hang out with and, and they were so much fun to talk to and, and bullshit with. And, um, you know, like I said, we hung out before the show, during the show when they took a break and then after the show we hung out and, and, and, and, uh, you know, it was like, we've been friends for years.

Speaker: They're awesome guys. And I told them, I said, you know, I'm going to have to come out to Columbus so I can catch you guys. And, you know, I, if I go out to Columbus to see them, I'm going to get a hotel room close by that way. I can, uh, yeah, I'll definitely get like a two or three hour drive back. Oh, no. Columbus. Yeah. About 45 minutes to an hour away from me. Yeah. But when you're all hammered.

Speaker: After partying, you know, yeah, and I yeah, and I didn't drink less like I didn't drink Saturday night. I had six beers the whole night, which was nothing. But I mean, I. So, you know, I was like, you know, I want to come out to Columbus. I want to get you guys in Columbus. I'll get a hotel close by. I'll Uber out and I'll Uber back or whatever the case may be.

Speaker: but uh no cool kids i mean cool super cool kids super they were so fun how old were these guys you know like i said they're in their mid -20s okay the drummer's only 19 they're drummers only 19

Speaker: Yeah, all right. I understand the kids now. Yeah, the drummer's literally two years older than my oldest, my oldest. I mean, he could be, like, he's old enough to be his dad. No pun intended or anything like that. Right. You know, that's what it is. But no, it was cool. And like I said earlier in the show, there's some things that I'm going to help them with or, you know,

Speaker: We've got a little bit of a connection and they're good guys and it was cool to hang out with them. And I look forward to hanging out with them again. And I really look forward to having them on the show because our viewers and our listeners, they seem to really like their music. Well, when they're on the show, ladies and gentlemen, y 'all better come out in numbers and show them some love.

Speaker: because they absolutely deserve it. I mean, if you, we'll do a countdown. We'll let you know. Make sure you don't miss it. If you missed the beginning of the show when I was playing a bunch of live videos, just check it out on YouTube or on Spotify. Maybe we could convince them to do a little number or something like that. I don't know what set up them to have if they'll even have instruments nearby.

Speaker: That'd be really cool. Let me give you a little off the cuff. Let me give you guys a little sample. Let me give you a little sample, Michael.

Speaker: Let's go!

Speaker: A little rubber spring up for you. A little something, something. No, they're awesome. Super cool kids, man. Now, like I said, I can't wait to have them on the show because they are, they absolutely have the same vibe as we do on this show. And they're all about having fun. They're all about

Speaker: You know, the, the randomness, the craziness and all that jazz. So, right. Well, that's good. I mean, that's, that's awesome. You never know what's going to come out of our mouth. That's for damn sure. And you can tell we're all hungry. We just got done with a 45 minute conversation about food. So actually not really hungry.

Speaker: But I did scratch down a bunch of McDonald's. I'm over here talking about, you know, I go to the gym, I work out this, that and the other thing, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I don't I don't eat McDonald's. I don't eat McDonald's very often. I I'd like to say I try not to eat fast food that much, but unfortunately, it is what it is.

Speaker: Yeah, well, I mean, if the kids aren't here, I don't cook. You know, if the kids are here, you know, I tried to cook tonight was a little bit different story because I had to run to the bank, I had to run to Kroger's and then, you know, we had to show tonight. So they got the kids were like, who are McDonald's? I'm like, all right, you win tonight, you get McDonald's. Win tonight. That's right there. Win tonight. Yeah, we're going to go to McDonald's, you know, but

Speaker: Unfortunately, I got to get back in the habit of buying stuff to pack my lunch. And I just haven't gotten back to there yet. So I do eat like Wendy's or sheets or whatever when I'm at work. But I was talking to a friend of mine tonight and she's

Speaker: she's going through a whole bunch of diet stuff and this, that, and the other thing and doctors and everything else. And I don't want to dive too much, but we were talking about her plan. And I was like, you know, that's the fortunate thing for me. I can eat like absolute dog shit as long as I'm in the gym working out and then I'm okay. You know what I mean? But if I'm

Speaker: eating like dog shit and hanging around the house, not doing anything. That's another story. So I've got that going for me. I'm actually in communicado with someone that's supposed to be a, he offered some kind of workout regimen and some other stuff. And we're in talks about getting me in shape. So we're gonna see about,

Speaker: Um, but he, he, he supposedly has a program and I'm, I'm very curious to see, I mean, he's massive. Yeah. It worked so well for you. Um, uh, do you have a six pack right now? Uh, you know, you have six beers, let alone a six pack, you know, that you're probably right.

Speaker: I don't know. This guy's massive. And he, and he, you know, he did a tick tock saying, um, I'm looking for dads, you know, what revolution has your life. So I just, I was like, I think I know that guy. I think I know that guy and be careful because you're going to get roped in and then he's going to hit you with, uh, Oh, by the way, it costs X amount of dollars.

Speaker: I'm waiting to see it. And I will legitimately, I'll tell you what I do in the gym. I'm not massive. I've got the start of a six pack, I guess you could say. Yeah. But I mean, I can tell you what I do in the gym. And you can try it. And if it works for you, it works for you. And if it doesn't work for you, it doesn't work for you.

Speaker: Uh, right. But turn that to pay for it, man. I mean, cause like I downloaded a couple of apps on my phone and it was like free workout programs where you can work out from home. And I was like, Oh, that'd be great for the times that I don't have, I don't have time to go to the gym and you, and you go through the whole process. And then they hit you at the end of it with.

Speaker: Oh, subscribe to get your workout plan. It's only $24 .99 a month. It's like, what the fuck? Yeah, I did that. I like, I got roped into something about testosterone or well, it wasn't supposed to be about testosterone. It's supposed to be about, um, you know, being able to, to eat what you want and you just lose weight and being, you know, all this other stuff that it turned into.

Speaker: a testosterone thing. And, and, and, but you got to take these pills and it's just the weight will just shred off of you. And it's all natural, whatever, you know, I was like, okay, cool. So, you know, I, you know, I've taken multivitamins. So what are we talking about? Like 40, 50 bucks, you know, and they're like, um, yeah, just our low, low price at $395 for tablets. So I'm like,

Speaker: You pay their monthly premium and then you pay for the multivitamins and then and then you get the you get the vitamin D injections for free when you look at your bank account. Right, you know and and I will give you the courtesy of a reach around or a loop. Right and it's and it's uh you know it's not just it's not just that I did the same thing with the like I saw a TikTok judge

Speaker: you know, saying, Hey, we're going to give you the materials, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, and so I'm sitting through these conferences and it's like, you know, like a two hour conference telling you how to be successful in court. And they're just like, you know, you know, and it's like, Oh, by the way, you know, each, you know, buy our program. Don't worry. It's a low, low price of, you know, what really gets me in. When I know it's a scam or no, it's not going to be any help to you is, Hey, what's up, man?

Speaker: Um, like that's a big dove. Yeah. You say what's up.

Speaker: Can I have a sandwich? Yeah, sure. I told you we ate dinner early and you were going to be hungry again. That's what happens when you eat McDonald's. It was the first Magic Burger. It didn't have meat. It was completely vegan. It was beef flavored. That kid is always hungry, man. You got a boy about his age. He's going to be a monster. Yeah, he's going to be a monster.

Speaker: Maybe take the average down. I can't wait for him to start playing football next year. Shit, yeah. But no, one of these courses are like $1 ,200 or whatever. But then he's like, but because you were in this conference and because you do this and you do it in this amount of time, we're dropping down to $200 a course. And you're just like, well, why don't you just sell it at $200 a course? Yeah, exactly.

Speaker: You start asking no. Because it's all about the flesh. It's all about the flashy lights and this and the other thing. They want to draw you in, and then once they get you locked in. And that's why I said, man, I'll share with you what I do. And even if I have to be the douchebag at the gym recording myself, I will to share with you what I do.

Speaker: get in the fucking gym. Yeah. I want to fight that guy so bad. You have no idea how much I want to punch that guy in the head. You have no idea. Whatever, man. Whatever. You're not even that big. You need to get the Chris Hemsworth style. Then you're not that big. But I will tell you. I will tell you.

Speaker: When I, when I go to the gym, I legitimately pushed myself to the limit where, when I'm walking out of there, I don't know if I'm going to pass out puke or fall out in convulsions. But a lot of that has to do with, you know, with, with the mental, where I'm at mentally and stuff like that shit I'm dealing with and stuff like that. So, you know, I can't go around.

Speaker: a bunch of people in the head anymore like I used to. And, you know, unfortunately, you know, unfortunately, we talk about doing it now. We can't argue. I mean, I've told Tony before and Tony and I have this suggestion. I got five good ones left in me.

Speaker: At this point in my life, I've got five good ones left in me and I want them to be good. Five good fights. I want them to be good. Yeah. Okay. So, so, so, so when I, when I do go to the gym, I do push myself a little bit harder than I probably should, but you know, at the end of the day,

Speaker: I'm not going to the gym to be all jacked and sold. Like I, I, I, you know, I can't stand these dudes that literally work out in front of the mirror and they, and they'll put 30, they'll put 20 pounds onto something and they'll just, and then they stand in the mirror for 10 minutes going. I love guys like that. What are you talking about? Because, because they're so fake, they're not strong at all.

Speaker: And, and I love fighting guys like that. I love fighting guys like that. I'm not trying to fight anybody. You know, they, they, they, they're in the gym going, Oh, look at me. I'm so sexy for my chair, you know? And then you fight them and then you, then they eat gravel. And they're like, what the fuck happened? You're fat, not a shit. It's because all your shit's trying to fight anybody. I just like to watch them and laugh at them. I'm just like.

Speaker: What are you doing, bro? Just start putting the headphones on. You're so vain. I bet you think this song is about you. Like I said, I'm not trying to fight anybody these days, but it just makes me laugh when I do come in. When I'm at the gym, I'm just like, what are you doing, bro? You look great. I'm not hating on you because you look great.

Speaker: But what are you doing, man? What are you doing around talking like the Randy Savage or Hulk Hogan? Hey, what you doing, brother? I'm like, wow, you really want to keep on that one, don't you? I can do it, too. Walking around. I can do it naturally. Walking around when you can't put your arm or legs. Yeah, you look like a fucking penguin. All right, good job. Come down, happy feet.

Speaker: I'm like, I'm not I'm not hating on him like, hey, congratulations, man. I'm proud of you. Do your thing. But what are you doing, bro? Like, what are you doing? What are you doing, man? You know, I'm like, I'm going to have taller than you. You need her that much. You are really mad at him, ain't you? He really hurt, broke your heart, didn't he? Ain't nobody going to hurt me again.

Speaker: I love the gym bros. And I go to the gym and every time I go to the gym, there's like, there's this group of eight gym bros that work out together. And I think they might be barely out of high school and they spend most of their time literally just standing together, talking to each other. And I'm like, God damn, if you guys are going to jerk, jerk each other off, just, you know, go do it already. Yeah. Go into the locker room. Shit. You know, don't do it out here. No, I was like, I was, uh,

Speaker: pre -COVID, I was in the gym really good. And, um, Hey, what supplements are you taking for a lot? What powders, what's your drinks? What pre -workout you're doing pre -workout, what pre -workout? Dude.

Speaker: What pre -workout are you on? Because you're like on some other level. Calm down, little big man. Calm down, little big man. And I'm down here, bro. You're up here, but I...

Speaker: What do we have to do to get you down to a five? Because you're at a nine. They pulled a spinal tap. It goes to 11. Why don't we go to 11? Let's take it to 11. Right. Triple R. You got to see the Lunkhead alarm go all to Planet Fitness. Oh, I love that. I love it. I lived in Charleston. Drop the weights. Woo, woo, woo. Yeah. Good job. Flip it on off real quick. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker: Clang and bang, bro. Clang and bang. No, when I lived in Charleston, it doesn't happen so much here. It doesn't happen so much here in Newark anymore. But when I lived in Charleston, because I go to Planet Fitness, I like Planet Fitness. I don't care what anybody says. The hydro massages are the shit. Those are heaven, man. Those are like a little sliver of heaven. But when I lived in Charleston, those lunk head alarms would go off.

Speaker: all the time and it would crack me up because you even when you got earbuds in and I got noise canceling earbuds but even when you know you'd still hear and i'm just doing my thing you know doing whatever i also and a light start and it never failed it never failed every time they went off whoever was doing it would just go

Speaker: Let me, let me go pick up my weight. Sorry, they go markle with me. Sorry, my bad, my bad. Pick them up. Put them on the rack. Put them on the rack. You're like, okay. Yeah, my bad. I'm sorry. What's really funny was in the place I lived in Iowa, when I lived in Iowa, they had a plan of fitness. And right next to them was another gym. It really was just one. Yeah, they can do that.

Speaker: In hell, it was a funny private gym. You know, you could, you could throw your weights on the ground. They literally sat there on the side. You throw your weights on the ground. Nobody's going to say shit. Hey man, be a gym bro all day long. I hate the gym bros that want to come up and be your bro. Like when you're trying to work out and they want to come up and be your bro. Hey man. No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good.

Speaker: I don't want you to spot me doing shit. I'm not doing anything. I'm, I'm, I'm just here. I'm, you know, I know you are be friendly over there though. I'm good. I got, I got, I got run Springer in my head. I got blacked out Mojo played in my head.

Speaker: That's all I need. I'm not here to be your friend. I got my little pin. You see that? I'm good. I'm good. When I'm done, if you still want to be friends, we can be friends. We can go grab some wings and a beer. We can be friends. I don't want to be friends with you right now. Well, then we can't talk. We cannot talk.

Speaker: Look at how many friends. Sorry, Jim Bros. We're not hating on you. I do apologize. Unsensical nonsense is not hating on you. We love you guys. You guys are awesome. You guys are just on a whole other level. Like what we said, everybody's a stereotype. There you go. That's yours. Own it, enjoy it, and run with it like you do. Live it, rock it, and be you. Don't be bad, man. Just be you. Be happy and do what you do at the end of the day.

Speaker: But no, with that, with that being said, we do got to wrap the show up. We do appreciate y 'all hanging out. We appreciate y 'all listening. We'll be back Wednesday night with a brand new episode. Same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. We do appreciate y 'all hanging out with us. And if you're not already good, check us out on the social medias. Hit us up on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok.

Speaker: Don't forget to join us live Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday on YouTube and Twitch. And if you can't join us live, that's okay. You don't have to join us live. You can listen to us whenever you want, however you want.

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Speaker: Give us a, give us a follow, give us a like, and give us a listen. And if you like what you hear, tell a friend. They might not like us, but maybe they'll talk shit about us until somebody else. But with that being said, not the worst stereotype being in super shape. No, not the worst stereotype. Hey, have a great night. Random Rick, Triple R. Love you, brother. Much love. Jennifer Diane, random Rick, busted rubber, Stevie Wonder.

Speaker: My man, Golf Hawk, everybody that was in the chatters box tonight. We appreciate y 'all chatting us up, hitting us up in the, in the old chatters box. Don't be shy. Say hello. If you're watching us live with that being said, we're going to go ahead and wrap this up with a little rum springer and their cover of Billy Adels. Rebel yell words are hard.

Speaker: Came dancing to my floor Last night a little angel came pumping across my soul She said, come on baby, got a license for love And if she expires, bring her from above Because in the midnight hour, she got more, more, more

Speaker: More, more, more With a ripple yell She cried more, more, more For more, more, more She don't like slavery She won't sit and breathe But when I'm hiding lonely She sees me to my bed What set you free and brought you to me?

Speaker: What sets you free? I need to hear about me Because

Speaker: Well, he's out all night to collect a fear

Speaker: Cause I'd walk the world with you

Speaker: I dry your tears of pain, babe Pray a thousand times for you I'd sell my soul and have none, babe For money to burn with you Cause I'd give you all and have none, babe Just age, just age

Speaker: Is there a little room spring up for you guys with their cover of Billy Idol's Rebel Yale? That's how we go around to show up tonight. We do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out like we always do. Join us Wednesday for a brand new episode, 6 p .m. on YouTube and Twitch. We'll be here doing what we do, having fun hanging out, hopefully making you laugh a little bit. Until then, in the words of Jeffrey, deuces.

Speaker: As Tony D would say, mother had ya, mother made ya, mother fuck you. And as my man Smoke would say, put that in your pipe and smoke it. My man, the big dog. Mike, you're here, you're live. Hit him with that closure one time for me. Peace out, eight town down.

Speaker: I hate downtown, it's not me. It makes me laugh. And with that being said, yours truly, Glick, in case you didn't know, the champ. The champ. Be good. Be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers. It's a button!