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Speaker: Welcome to another episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. What is going on, guys? How y 'all doing? Happy Wednesday. It is Hope Day. I am Glick, as always, hanging out with the one and only Jeffrey.
Speaker: What's going on, brother? We got Tony D in the house somewhere. There he is. He's one of those jets. I put aside both of them like a bunch of exes. Oh, Maverick himself. That's right. I'm waiting on that movie. We've been waiting a year and a half for the damn movie. Let's do it. Yeah.
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Speaker: You can check out the merch store if you'd like it. Nonsense. Oh, I'm sorry. Teespring .com nonsensical nonsense podcast. And I think that's all I got to say. Haps to win away. What's going on? Shatter's box. How you doing? Dave, congratulations, dude. That's fucking awesome. Congrats on the grand baby. Joe, what's going on? What's going on?
Speaker: We are live. We're in charge. I'm going to uninvite these assholes. I'm going to do this show by myself. Act like it's the first time I've ever tried to get out the social medias and all that stuff. I feel like this is the first time you've been here. Got fucking like one and two down there. What are you talking about?
Speaker: I have an interesting question. Have you seen the new sport, the new motorsport that's taking slowly becoming a thing? No. It's called motorcycle chariot racing. Sounds dangerous and incredibly stupid. Right, but looks fun. It's literally two motorcycles. I have a small TikTok video.
Speaker: Why am I not surprised? Why am I not surprised? I mean, how cool does that look? I mean, I don't know why, but I want to watch. Jeff, you know, you know, we switched over to StreamYard. We have this really cool feature that you could have emailed that to me. And I could have uploaded it and we could have shared it with everybody. The intro was going. I was, you know, while the intro was going, I, you know. And I saw that and I was like, whoa.
Speaker: I'm glad you shared that on your phone. Where's my camera? If I go to point at Chris, I'm gonna point from my point of view.
Speaker: And that's what I get. So I have to follow ups. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So it's the opposite. So when I go to put stuff in my camera, I have to find it. Yeah, so when I put it through, I put it over there. And when I put it Tony, I mean, it's not that hard. It's not very easy. Do I have to answer your question? Haps went away. They went defunct. They went bankrupt. They committed auto erotic affixiation and killed themselves. He said about this.
Speaker: Well, you know, everybody clicks at mean things about the creators of Habs that we. You fucking losers. I said it, I did say it came out of my mouth. It is what it is. What is 29 degrees for you? I know you're monstrous. I know that. I know it's Celsius, but what is it in Fahrenheit? Because we're fucking American and we do things right. Twenty nine degrees in Fahrenheit.
Speaker: Jeff, you do Celsius down there. You don't know what it is. It's 84, 84 degrees 29 times 9 .5. Yep. That's, that's, that's, I ain't worried one bit about it. Trust me.
Speaker: little bit. I ain't worried one bit about it. I'm not starting with you today. I'm just saying. I don't know about you, but I don't really check temperature. I stick my, I stick my head out the door and go, oh wow, it's hot as shit. That's what I did this morning. Oh my god, it's raining. I'm going to grab an umbrella. Actually, two seconds before I'm ready to leave. Actually Sadie, we have a new music in the first break from a new band and they are from up there in Cantonadia.
Speaker: They are from Vancouver, British Columbia. I like them. They're kind of cool. The husband and wife duo. Oh, nice. So, look at Glick giving Canada some love. Somebody sounds threatened. I am not threatened.
Speaker: It's part of the peace treaty. Sometimes I gotta show them a little bit of love so they don't get on their high horse when they're all drunk on maple syrup and you know, it's a it's a give or take. Next thing you know, you got the world. Texas band. Yeah, I do.
Speaker: We've actually been playing the Texas Band since day one. I forget how yesterday my neighbor and I were hanging out at the pool where he's learning guitar and I'm learning the violin so we're out there goofed off. We had everything hooked up to a speaker and about five minutes in we got bored and started a list of blacked out mojo as loud as we could.
Speaker: Nice. Thank you. Another round with that. So we were rocking out. We were just like, okay. Like I said, the last thing I need is the Canadians getting all hopped up on maple syrup and mounting their mousses and trying to invade Ohio. Did you hear? You are guilty by association, Tony. Did you hear? Have you heard Edna's Maggie's Moose story?
Speaker: No, apparently he's he's out on the set of like Avengers or some shit, right? And they're walking through the woods And he sees what he thought was a baby horse And he goes over there and he's going to bed it and there's like six flashlights pointing I'm going Anthony no Baby moose and he wakes up next to a tree and the cops like oh, you're right. He's like, yeah, I'm fine He says I didn't know he says
Speaker: Let us ask you a question. Was the mother have a brown nose or a gray nose? And he's like, yeah, he's they're like, oh, yeah, that's Betsy. She's been acting up. What kind of fucking country is this? Nice. I saw that. That's hilarious. What are you going to do? What are you going to do at the end of the day? Well, I have had quite an eventful day, boys. I was
Speaker: sick. I think I'm gonna be sick tomorrow. I still got a little something in my in my chest. There's some adult things I've been meaning to do and get done.
Speaker: I ordered new beds for the girls and I, not, not beds, but mattresses and stuff to that. Yeah. I actually have to do that stuff. Um, and I am in the process of ordering a, um, new living room set for my, you know, I, my, my, I am adulting, but, but I did, I did do one thing that is not adulting.
Speaker: I stopped into a little shop and I made myself an appointment. You did what? I stopped into a little shop, a little local business, if you will, and I made myself an appointment for... You did a petty change. I did. I got a mani -pedi. You know what? I can't do that. You know what? And first of all, Tony, you can judge all you want, but if you've never had one, they're amazing. Hey, fuck that. I'm down. I won't let my wife tuck my feet.
Speaker: Uh, well, I don't have hobbit feet either, Jeffrey. That's the point. I don't want to scare people. Um, no, I made me stop you stopping. Joey, what have you done to him? I stopped into a local shop. I decided to support local businesses and I made me an appointment for the end of the month. Colonoscopy. No, I'm not that old yet. Somebody's getting a tattoo. I'm getting that on my arm. Uh,
Speaker: It's gonna start at my shoulder and come down to about my elbow. And at the same time, why am I gonna? Dude, I have one of the highest thresholds of pain you'll ever see in your life. That's what they all say. I'll tell you what. You act like I don't have a tattoo. No, no, no, no, no. You act like you're the only person in the world who's ever had a tattoo. The only tattoo you have is nothing. If you get something on your ribs, then you talk to me about it.
Speaker: Well, I've already actually - I had that little Winnie the Pooh and I was sitting there, I held my breath for two hours. I just - It was the worst ever. I can't even imagine. I'm gonna have fun with this shit. Let's go. First of all - This is motherfucker. Jeff, you're talking to a guy that broke his collarbone in a football game and didn't leave.
Speaker: I'm just uh you're talking to a guy that drove his car off a 300 foot cliff and with a giant gash in his face walked away like nothing was happening and then yelled at the paramedics because all I wanted to do was drink my Pepsi and smoke my cigarette and meanwhile I'm bleeding everywhere hey no hey no but but but
Speaker: I getting a tattoo is like being no repeatedly cut with a butter knife. I know what I know what a tattoo feels like. That's the thing. I've had one done, you know, regardless of how big or small it is. It's regardless of how big or small it is. It's the same pain, whether it's the same pain for four hours or it's the same pain for an hour. I have a incredible person with the most tattoos. I disagree.
Speaker: I have an incredible threshold for pain. I guarantee you, I will be just fine. But I've also already got him working on two other tattoos that I want because I'm going to get on my forearms, like right here. One side, I'm going to get one of Odin's wolves with either the bulk knot, which is the three triangles, or I'm going to get a mole near on there. And on the other arm, I'm going to get one of Odin's ravens with one of the symbols. Whatever symbol I get, I'm going to have the two symbols on my arms.
Speaker: I have an appointment for my Cardinal, I think next month. As someone sitting on my chest, what do you mean? So, no, I am not worried about the pain. I'm excited. I'm nervous, but I'm not nervous about the pain. I'm nervous on how it's gonna turn out and how it's gonna look. As, you know, I used to work at a tattoo shop. The turning out part,
Speaker: comes down to how well your tattoo artist is at shading. The outline, I mean, I got a five -year -old that can do your outline and do it perfectly, but it's the shading that you have to worry about. I don't know if you've seen Tattoo Nightmare, dreams and pictures and stuff, and it all comes down to the shading. Go get one, Joe. Yeah. Go do it together so you can send me the video.
Speaker: I just want listening to your, so I can say, see, he misses me. Fuck him. Calm down. Marshawn Lynch. I have one.
Speaker: Okay, that's right. You have your secretary. Right. No, Joanne. No Sadie. Y 'all cut that out. Have a baby. They're trying to make it possible for dudes to do that. Well, I mean, men can already have babies, so my broster had one. He had one. And if you ask him, he'll tell you. Man, had a baby. Oh, my God. I'm seriously going to text Nick. Hey, Nick.
Speaker: We gotta talk brother. No, but you know, I heard a joke and I was telling my neighbor the joke the other day. Well, please share with the class. All right. So three nuns died in a car crash. Tony, you love this because it's a Catholic joke. I'm just here to get sponsored.
Speaker: It's, it's, it's semi clean. They go to St. Peter, St. Peter says, I'm going to have to ask you each question before you can get it. So St. Peter says the first done, what, what did, what was Adam's wife's name? She says Eve. Okay, correct. Go on in. It says the second none says, what, what was, um,
Speaker: What did Eve give to Adam that was the first sin? She gave an apple. Okay, go on in. Then the third one is a mother superior. And he sits down, says, your mother superior giving your head to nuns. Your question is a little bit harder. She says, okay. She says, what did Eve say to Adam when he saw her?
Speaker: or when she saw him and the nun goes, ooh, that's a hard one. He goes, yep, that's correct, go on in. That's 20 years old. I know, it's all this shit. I saw it on video the other day and I laughed. I thought that was funny. Get out the house. I didn't plan on telling the joke, but Kevin brought it up and Chris is like, sure, what are you doing? Oh yeah, that's what Kevin brought up. Hey, Kevin, good job.
Speaker: Put that fucking kid up for adoption right now Actually, there's a TV show it's called the big it's a British TV show and at the end of each episode You saw the movie Notting Hill No, I lost half of it. I couldn't take it no more. I love that movie Well the the blonde that plays his younger sister
Speaker: she plays the nun that's the vicar's assistant and she's kind of she plays a real dumb ditz and the vicar tells her a joke at the end of each episode and that was one of the jokes and she never gets the joke which is hard to tell
Speaker: Yeah, the Ravens Joe just going off. Tony's Tony got scolded by Daddy Glick before the show. So he's he's in a mood right now. Every time you scream real tight, I feel like you just banged one of your sisters.
Speaker: because that's usually how good I got a broaster that I got a broaster you would love Tony well I also did fact -checking it's not true we could have just sending I know right
Speaker: Dude, you know how bad he would have stuck out like a sore thumb over there? Oh, I know. The fuck are you talking about? The meme was that Iceland is paying, because there's such lack of men in Iceland, that they're paying foreigners to come to Iceland live, and they're paying them five grand a month to marry an Iceland woman. And the woman they show in the photo is gorgeous. And the meme says, I'm moving tomorrow. Well, I fact checked it. It's not true. So I was like, wow.
Speaker: No, it is true. That story came out about two years ago. No, it's actually false. A couple of countries were doing that when the pandemic hit, they were at the seams you could move to, they were going to pay you. Right. Well, I can't remember where it is, but you can buy a house for a dollar.
Speaker: But you're also it's it's like 200 years old and does not have No, it's not haunted. It doesn't have in or electric. It's 200 years old than that in the house. But they also they're they're almost like
Speaker: I'd do it. Community homes, they're like, you share a wall with the house next door. I would 100 % do it. I would too.
Speaker: Joe, the ravens that I want are Odin's ravens. They travel and bring him information and all that stuff. And then the wolves are his wolves that he's accompanied by at all times. The whole using a dove for a message is a myth. It was actually doves and pigeons are more modern, or ravens were the original. Yeah, but it's Norse mythology. Odin has a pair of ravens and a pair of wolves.
Speaker: Hence the tattoos I want to get on my arms. My tattoos are all over the place, most of my tattoos. Tony should get a tattoo on his face like Mike Tyson. Yeah, only it should be two ear mugs and say nonsense go nonsense. No, he's going to say, you're going to get them under his eyes like the football players do. He's going to go, Ma, Chi Chi.
Speaker: Hey Corey. I didn't realize my niece was watching this. He said, he said possibly two sessions. Yeah.
Speaker: or just black? Just black and white. The only color that's going to be on it are the eyes. Odin's eye will be blue and the raven's eye will be blue instead of red because I don't like red. And even the tattoo guy was like, the red's going to look like shit. And I was like, well, I was thinking about blue. He was like, oh, so I was going to recommend was like a blue. Yeah. So.
Speaker: No, uh, yeah, they'll, they'll, they'll all be free sessions. Yeah. I have to do color. I can't stand a black and white tattoo. Even, even the ones on my arm, they might have a little bit of color in them, but they're burnt man. They're going to be black and white. So yeah, about to get tatted up, tatted up muskles. It's not, uh, Joey's going to have herself a sexy ass trophy husband one day.
Speaker: She loves my beard I had a dream the other night that we were on vacation somewhere We were having dinner. She reached across the table started playing with my beard and then got a hold of it and said shave this shit
Speaker: She's seen me without my beard I sent her pictures of it recent recent pictures. I mean just a couple years ago
Speaker: So, no, she was like, oh, hell no, that beard ain't going nowhere, just so you know. No, even if I... She said, that is my beard. About as long as my wife likes my beard to be. She hated the long beard. But if I shave it completely off, she's like, yeah, I'm not going to look at you for three days.
Speaker: I'm sorry. There ain't no better feeling than laying in bed and her head on my chest and she just reaches up and starts playing with my beard. I'm like, this is perfect. I'll be a pussy. I'll be a pussy. Yes, sir. I will be a pussy all day.
Speaker: I'm not gonna lie, I had a girl from one time, you know, guys, we always picking our razor bumps like this and all the time. I had a girl, she loves to get a set of tweezers and just pick my face. She would like get a kick out with your lady. You like that damn show, Dr. Pimple Popper, don't you?
Speaker: I don't, I don't have a weak stomach, so to say, like I can look at a lot of things. And I've seen a lot of things. I don't know what it is about like the Dr. Pipple pumper and like, like puss and stuff.
Speaker: I can't do that. It doesn't make me like it just it just makes me uneasy. I can't do it man. I don't I was watching everybody's got with uh ingrown ingrown nails and shit. I'm just like that's some bullshit. Yeah, that's some bullshit. Oh, I can't look away. Did you see the one? Did you see the one where they were getting the pimple inside the ear?
Speaker: I was like, wow. Have you seen the ear cleaning videos where they put the camera in the ear and it literally, like it's just gunked up full and they got the tweezers and they're pulling out chunks. I'm like, that's nasty. But I bet you that feels fucking amazing when they're pulling that out. Get you one of these little twist times and scratch your ear right now and then. I bet you fall asleep.
Speaker: That's an amazing feeling. The Q -tip in your ear or. Or it goes from a box of Q -tips just going. Like the only reason. The only reason I like this. I go full on, full on Forrest Whitaker eyes. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. I go full on. Wow. I will just like. That's the only reason that I have, I'll have like one or two pictures. See you later, Joe.
Speaker: enjoy dinner. Um like the big pins that have the lids on them. You know, it's got the little clip on it. That little clip is ideal in your. Oh, man. I'll sit at work and just sit at my desk. Oh, never mind. My feet are probably I have to go get more q -tips because I ran out with that reminds me. I gotta get q -tips.
Speaker: I wear my headphones all day long from nine o 'clock in the morning and like on days like today through nine o 'clock at night, 10 o 'clock, 12 o 'clock at night. So I have to keep my ears clean because as you stated on that top 10 list, Chris, is that people wear earphones all the time. Their ears are dirty as fuck. And ever since then, I'm like, no, clean this motherfucker up.
Speaker: Yeah, I do. I'll do it daily. I'll put the rock side on, I'll put alcohol in it, clean it, bad boy. Yeah. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, no, I didn't add it to the ears plush. If you want to do something, go to the doctor and look and flush your ears. Well, have you seen that thing with the candle? What's up, Golf Hawk? You heard about it. I don't understand it. Melt the wax.
Speaker: No, but it's like they're laying on the side of the candle sticking up and they light the candle. I don't know how that works, but apparently. You got a machine you can buy. They'll do a suction and they'll pull some of that stuff. Well, I've seen those suction where they use those suction things on pimples. And I'm like, that can't be good. You just look like you got hickies all over you. I mean, I got a shop back there if I need to. It's gonna suck your eardrum out there.
Speaker: I got a Dyson shop back that'll suck the wall down. I don't think you should. I know what I gotta tell you. Calm down, Deputy Doofy.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no. What are you going to tell us, Tony? Tony, let's all see this. Tony, for the pimple, like if I really wanted to suck out a pimple, I think my shop back and do it. But I do like popping a pimple. I think it's awesome. I like popping my own. Yeah. Yeah. I don't reach over to, like, if my wife has one, like, come here. Yeah. I mean, if I had something, I might. Yeah. My wife turns to, like, a witch doctor. She'll look at me like,
Speaker: You gotta look at, what did you do in the military, Jeff? What was your job? I was, I was technically a mechanic. Fine, technically. As in I did little as possible. What was your fucking job? I was a mechanic. What kind of mechanic? Engine. Engine, Peter. Engine, a lot of Hummers. Peter. Engine's and Hummers, you heard that, right? Yeah, I worked on Hummers. You worked on Hummers. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Like I said he was he was a Peter he was a Peter mechanic let's check under your hood sir I Just saw broadcast again, you need to get on your shit me and you Me and you
Speaker: You need to get on your shit. I just heard a broadcast and then you need to know this too. I'm gonna save you for outside the podcast. All you veterans out there, get in touch with me. Get on your shit, veteran. All business owners here. I'm so down with a veteran's broadcast. Y 'all have no idea. Anybody, United States armed forces veterans, get in touch with me. Any former or future guests are off limits, Jeffrey. I hate, it's not my fault.
Speaker: off limits. I don't watch that shit. I can't watch that shit. I can watch it. It's easy. I mean that's uh the magnets are they don't like they're pulling out like ingrown hair or something but they don't finish. They don't. You're not going to pull the whole father. He's just going to pull the hair right and trim it.
Speaker: Like the video stops before they're done doing what they're doing. I took that one some bitch out Yep, I know I do and I do all the time especially on my beard because you know you get I'll get like these Yeah
Speaker: I can do it all day long. I can do like long ones that'll just that'll just like pop out and I can see him out of like I don't like you motherfucker. Gotcha. I know you're trying to get all the real days when you get the bad boys really digging. That's a beast. Let me get down. Safety pin. Pop the bad boy. Shit. Yeah. I've got a pair of tweezers.
Speaker: the point right on the, like right on the tip. So I can really just kind of grab it and lift one side of it and exfoliate. All you got to do is exfoliate more than anything. Them hands will come out on their own. You're going to tell somebody to exfoliate when you're going to make fun of me because I said, I like to get Manny Pettys. Makes me feel pretty. Deal with it. I'm helping Jody out. Maybe she'll want to go get Manny Pettys with me. Maybe it'd be a nice date. Maybe a fun date day thing to do. A couples thing.
Speaker: And maybe she might enjoy it. She gets her nails done. I don't know. Don't judge. Unless you never have one, don't judge. I've only done it a couple of times and it's amazing. I've done it once with my wife. It was a honeymoon. It was our first honeymoon. She was pregnant. We didn't go anywhere else to tell you what. We'll go to the spa together. We go to the massage. We'll go to the mani -pedis. And I didn't get my toenails painted. I just got my foot cleaned. No, I didn't get my nails painted or anything like that. They just did the foot rub and the soap and the hand massage and all that stuff.
Speaker: you got Paul. I did. I got I got I got Kiwi melon nail polish on my on my toenails and watermelon. Somebody surprise on my fingernails man. Oh, I was perty. Should have went to New Orleans where they look. Maybe I did. You know, Tony, Tony, I was technically when I was in the Navy, I was technically attached to the CDs.
Speaker: CBs is basically construction. I played it with civil engineers. CD's nuts. I know a guy who was a CB. It was civil engineers. I thought you did India's himself. It's C as in the water. As in the water. Yeah, no military ass. Not C as in C. Or the letter. Yeah, exactly. It's C as in C. Not C as in C. Well for the first three months I put CB as in like the radio.
Speaker: They're like, no, that's not it. I'm like, but that's what I know. It's unbelievable. Oh, okay. You're a fucking idiot. It's, it's, it's one thing. No, I'm kidding. It's one thing. If I don't know it, I wasn't there.
Speaker: I want a sound clip of somebody going, fuck you, Jeff. I need Joanne to do it, honestly. She would do it. I would just holler. That first time, she did other things. Maybe I could get Joanne to do that. Just send me a voice message and go, fuck you, Jeff. And then I can save it. She'll do it, too. I can save it and put it up here. I'll just do like Jeff and just play it on my phone and be like, here, listen to this, guys. Watch. Look, here it is.
Speaker: It's so easy to add stuff into there too. I mean, I did it the other night. I'm gonna fly. It's also, I'm not used to it. I'm used to being on half, so I haven't gotten used to streaming. I'm getting used to all this shit.
Speaker: I haven't played with it either. The most I played with is that first date Chris and I got it. We were sitting there playing with it for just, we mainly spent the whole time changing our names around. Cause we thought that was the coolest thing ever. We could change your names. We'll change my name. Ah, Chris and his natural habitat there. I even got my camouflage on so you guys can't see me tonight. I saw a picture.
Speaker: Oh, here's a voice. Also, the other day, online, it was a meme. It said the perfect camouflage doesn't exist except these pants. And as a woman, she's wearing leggings, like yoga pants. But it matched the tile that was on the floor next to her, so it looked like she had no legs. She literally had to stare at the picture for a good minute before he was like, oh, wow, there's her legs. She has legs. It was weird.
Speaker: Oh, my gosh. Monday, boys, I cannot wait. Why for Monday? She comes home. Well, she technically comes home. She she flies out. On the 15th, the glands on the 60. So
Speaker: She's flying at night. Yeah, she's flying against time. She got pictures next to the Mona Lisa and all that crap. Isn't that a bathroom? The Louvre? No, that's the Louvre. Oh, I thought you said Louvre. Well, you're glitching out over there. Oh, am I? I should probably just down on my other windows. Maybe. Maybe, probably.
Speaker: Well, it's definitely it's definitely a one -way street Sadie's His kids no hilly ain't gonna do nothing nice for he doesn't even his fucking house clean The house
Speaker: 25 bucks, they're gonna clean the whole house as if it was brand new. I mean, that's the deal. I'm gonna double it because I'm not an asshole because I know how messy this house is. I'd give them 20. And I got somebody coming over tomorrow, they're gonna steam clean the mattress because my kids just decided to lay up there and
Speaker: Took the sheets off the bed cuz they're rolling around goofing off wrestling or whatever. So the sheets got messed up and then they're eating on the bed while watching TV. So my mattress looks like it's 30 years. Why don't they ever go up there and watch TV and do all that nonsense when you're on the podcast instead of sitting three feet away from me? Yeah, instead of sitting three feet away from me. Because the PlayStation is down here. The PlayStation is down here. The PlayStation is down here. Also be close. We want to be around where daddy's at when he's doing something. That's true.
Speaker: That's what kids do. That's what kids do. To answer your question, next month we're going to go out of town. We're going to Guadalajara. She wants to see, I don't know who this is, but Carol G? Never heard of her.
Speaker: Yeah, she's a she's a singer, rapper, reggaetonist. And she's has a concert in Guadalajara. Reggaeton. Yeah, reggaeton. But we're going to reggaeton. We're staying in a hotel that's a it's in a guava field. And guava is what they make tequila. And you stay in giant tequila barrels. I don't guava shit about your story.
Speaker: They made these they're they're kind of like bungalows. So it's like a little Sadie Sadie knows who she is for suggestions. Oh, wow. I mean, that was good. That was good on the fly Sadie. You know what? You stay in the guava field. So it's really cool.
Speaker: Every time I look down there, it's something fucking different. It's like working with children, ladies and gentlemen. I'm going to change mine to dad. Papa Glick because I feel like I got two kids in here with me.
Speaker: I don't know what I hear. You don't know them all. I'm not saying it's all women is it. I've heard some stories from from the Machu Jis down in Jeff Jeffrey's way. Yeah. They tell stories for days about Tony. Oh,
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Speaker: free if y 'all haven't seen it. I haven't. I haven't. I just I just I just got an Amazon man. Check this out. So, I was going out. Man, why the **** are mattresses so goddamn expensive? Because I can't break it up. Don't even get me started. No. My mattress is the oldest. It's crazy. My mattress. They're crazy expensive. I know but why are they so expensive? I got dude. Check this out. So, I went to two. I went to original mattress factory and mattress firm today.
Speaker: and at mattress firm to get, with delivery, to get two twin beds and box springs and a queen size mattress for me, it was gonna be like $1 ,800, $1 ,900. I went to the original mattress firm. It was gonna be like, for the same thing, it was gonna be like $2 ,400, $2 ,500. You couldn't have the springs no more. They got their memory foam. No, original mattress foam or mattress, the original mattress factory, they still use springs and stuff.
Speaker: And they do have they do have a memory foam hybrid as well because I I When we bought our we bought a king for the bedroom, which I still think Well uber to get from one side to the other. Yeah. Well, I went I went and I went and looked at Amazon I need like rollerblades to get from one side to the other
Speaker: This motherfucker just goes from one side of the bed. He puts on his sombrero and gets on a burrow and walks across. I get a king size bed. I got a little croissant sandwich. It's like a stretch out properly. All right. I love my little queen then. That's perfectly fine for me. There's a lot of. Yeah. So I went on Amazon and I found beds for the girls, mattress and box springs for the girls that were way better rated than the ones that I looked at the two.
Speaker: stores here in town. And for two of them, for both sets, it was like $400. And then for my bed, which is a microfiber, what is it? Is that what it is? Microfiber hybrid with the springs and everything in it? I think so, yeah. Right. And the cheapest one I could find
Speaker: was like $1 ,200 and it was just a shit bed. Like it was not going to be comfortable at all. It was real thin. This is a 12 inch bed. The whatever the hell it's called microphone, microphone. That's what it is. Uh, right. And a pillow top and everything like that. I got it for $300. So needless to say, so needless to say, yeah, needless to say for both beds for the girls in my bed, it was like $800 compared to anywhere from 18 to 2 ,500.
Speaker: Yeah, on Amazon and the beds of the mattresses were where was where more were higher rated higher value higher comfort level and everything like that than what I was looking at at these big big stores. I like you gotta be looking on old stock or Wayfair Wayfair was comparable because that's what Jody told me. Jody was one that actually told me to look on Wayfair and Amazon.
Speaker: So Wayfair was around the same. They were a little bit cheaper than the mattress stores, but not much. But Amazon just fucking crushed it. So I got them bitches ordered. The girls' bed should be here Monday. My bed should be here Thursday. And then I think I'm going to go tomorrow to order my living room set. I needed to measure out and make sure I had room because I'm getting rid of the sectional. I'm getting a couch and love seat. And I wanted to just get like a regular couch and a regular love seat. But then I started looking at the couch and love seats with recliners in them.
Speaker: And I was like, no, I know they have what I wanted. The speakers in it. I'm looking at that. Yeah, we have sold a bunch of them when I worked at Aaron's.
Speaker: Aaron's is a bad and his quality. My couch is in the living room right now. I got from Aaron's and it's 13. How old's Austin? About 13, about 13 years old, maybe a little bit older. And it's still not a bad couch. It's just 13 years old. I got more than my money's worth. Aaron's makes
Speaker: really good furniture and they make, they have their own factory. You'll pay, you'll get your money's worth. They make their own stuff. You will get your money's worth. But I wanted a couch with the herbicides cushions and herbicides pillows that were soft that just kind of engulfed you. And you don't really see that too often with the recliners, the reclinable couches and stuff, but I found one today and I'm debating if I want the charcoal gray or if I want the brown. I think I'm going to go with brown because my brown stuff.
Speaker: It's like a chalk. No, no, no. It's cloth material. It's like the soft material. Yes. Like the microfiber soft material. But it's like a chocolate brown. But my end tables and my coffee table
Speaker: are around and they're like my, my end tables and coffee table is that old school set. Remember the old wooden ones that they made and they're like the coffee table. I had the two cushions on either end. That's what it is. I got it from, uh, I got it from my ex wife's grand, grand, grandparents. And I love it. I need to refinish it and everything when I, I will, when I have space to do that. Um, but I love it. So I'm not getting rid of it. And then of course my record player is, is, is wooden and it's Brown. So I'm going to go with a Brown set over the charcoal gray one.
Speaker: Right. I should hopefully get that Friday actually. Right there Saturday. I want some new stuff and I gotta change the cushions on my couch. You know, every now and again, a steam cleaner that helps it out. Yeah, but even my count, my sectional, that was pre -leased when I got it. So, you know, I've never really had like brand new furniture. So that's, again, that's,
Speaker: It's nice, you know, like I got all this, you know, we were talking to go all this good shit going on in my life for a change. It's such a crazy feeling because I've never had this in my life. Like I've never had such. Yeah. Everything is just money. I was like, man, this is awesome. It sounds silly, but you're like, I'm making so much money. I'm able to buy all this stuff and
Speaker: Well, it's not even the money thing. It's not even the money thing for me. It's just everything. Yeah, it's just everything in my life is going is going amazingly like work and with the new job and my relationship like I never been in a relationship with somebody who who 100 % supports me and has my back on everything I do. And actually gives a shit. Yeah, and actually get I mean, she messaged me this morning because I'm sick.
Speaker: And, uh, it was like, like 10, I slept in this morning. I woke up at like seven, seven, seven 30, something like that, somewhere between seven and eight. And I was like, all right, I'm gonna get up. I'm gonna get me some breakfast. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna come home. I got to clean up the house. Blah, blah, blah. I turned on the NFL network, started watching NFL news. Next thing I know I was waking up at 10 o 'clock and I looked at my phone and there was a message. She had, she had Snapchat at me and she was like, is everything okay? You all right? And I was like,
Speaker: Yeah, I just woke up relaxing. Yes. And, uh, we were talking on the phone earlier this afternoon and she was like, it's so weird not hearing from you in the morning. And she's like, I had to check on you. I was like, she's like, but I didn't want to text you too early. I was like, you can text me 24 hours a day. I don't care what time of day or night it is. You can text me or call me. You don't ever have to worry about texting me too early in the morning. That is never going to be a problem in my opinion.
Speaker: And she's like, well, I don't want to bother you, but then I got a little bit worried and I'm like, you never had nobody worry about me. That's kind of weird. Yeah. Right. So, so yeah, like I said, it's a, it's a, it's a pretty, it's pretty cool feeling. So our life is going pretty good for me and I, it's a different feeling and I feel good. So cheers to me. But, but with that being said, we are going to get ready and go to break and we do have new music tonight from a,
Speaker: Husband and wife duo, as I said earlier, out of Vancouver, British Columbia, Adam and Andrea Zanes.
Speaker: And I hope I said that right. I actually asked him earlier, I messaged him earlier and asked him if I said it right. So it didn't sound like a jackass on the podcast. So. I have actually just started listening to their music today and I listened to, they've got a couple of albums on Spotify and they're on YouTube at Zaunas. Let me throw this up here so you guys can see their names.
Speaker: But he described to me as he said, they are a sort of an alternative folk band. Sometimes they call it cabaret folk with original songs, some funny, some thought provoking and whatnot like that. But I've listened almost to their entire first album today and I do like it, I dig it. They do have a new album
Speaker: coming out of, what in the fuck are you doing, Jeff? That's the hotel. I'm gonna say that. Oh, okay. Cool. How cool. How cool. Nice. What was that? Okay. That's pretty cool. But I told them down the road, if they were interested, maybe we could
Speaker: bring them on the show and we could do a little interview with them. They seem, he seems like pretty, pretty cool guy. We chitchatted for a little bit this afternoon, um, back and forth on messenger. So I've got one of their songs pulled up here. It's a drinking in the dark. Like I said, it's a husband and wife duo. A lot of what they do is all acoustic. So we're going to take a real quick break. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. And, uh, I told him that you guys are probably going to think I'm crazy because of my music choice and putting them and putting them on here, but
Speaker: Yeah, but we'll be right back here in just a few minutes here. He's honest. You know, I'll butt hurt when I say weird owl songs though. You're like, did you say something weird owl song? You were just like, why are you sending me weird owl songs? That song is your ode to Jody. It's called Do I Creep You Out?
Speaker: We're gonna take a break we'll be back here in just a few minutes We got zonis and I really hope I'm saying their name right because Adam said he was gonna be listening tonight So Adam if you're listening and I said it wrong, feel free to curse me out in the comments
Speaker: Yeah, feel free to close them up. Say it phonetically so we can get it right. Yeah. But Zaunas was drinking in the dark. So enjoy this, and we'll be back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: Let's go drinkin', let's go drinkin' Let's go drinkin' in the dark It's 2 AM, ring the bell Let that party start The player's always playin' To improve his head
Speaker: A ghost are watching walls are knocking while the bar remains unmanned Beer is blowing, wine is going well with green chateuse But stay awake or your stew will quake and you'll fall on your caboose Drinking, let's go drinking, let's go drinking in the dark
Speaker: It's 2 a .m. Ring the bell Let that party stop
Speaker: In the bottle, don't you daughter, who's coming home tonight? If you stay too late, you'll have to masturbate, or let the drunken fly. Drink it, let's go drink it, let's go drink it.
Speaker: ring the bell let that party start if you're not invited then you'll have to
Speaker: Have a smoke, join the joke But don't make jokes about David Suzuki It's easy to spot trouble Less than a mile away But unless you're seeing double Those fears are here to stay Oh, drinkin' Let's go drinkin' Let's go drinkin'
Speaker: It's 2 a .m. Ring the bell Let that party stop
Speaker: Let's go drink it, let's go drink it Let's go drink it in the dark It's 2am, ring the bell Let that party, let that party Let that party, let that party Let that party, let that party start
Speaker: Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. I'm click got Jeff and Tony in the house. That was honest with drinking in the dark. They had fun doing it. I saw that they had fun. Yes. As I said, they are a husband and wife duo from the sounds of their Facebook and social media. It sounds like they and he told me they travel around the music festivals and and different things doing their gigs with their son. It sounds like they may live in an RV.
Speaker: And how awesome is that at the end of the day? Like, how awesome is that? You get to do what you love with the person you love. And they have fun with it. I was watching when I was trying to find a video for tonight, I was watching some of their live gigs and they look like they truly have a lot of fun together doing what they do. And like I said, the music's different. As I told them, they're like, you know, I told them, I said, I literally listen to everything. I love all types of music.
Speaker: I said the other guys, they might think I'm crazy for, for putting it up there, but I was, I was feeling it today. They've got, it's, it's, it's, uh, it's kind of fun. And, and you, you hear that artsy, folk -y, like festival type music, you know? What are you doing? Are you hiding a new tool?
Speaker: But I was really impressed for the first artists that reached out to me and was like, hey, we'd love to have our music on the show. So it's going to be the new thing we do with unsigned or local or up and coming artists in the first break. I want to play their music. In the meantime, I'm going to keep playing some Zaunis. I like it. It's a good song for that's a good podcast song, too. It's a good song for when you are drinking.
Speaker: Yeah. That's around a campfire. That's campfire music. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, I might learn that song and learn how to play on violin. But like I said, they, they, they seem like a really cool couple. They definitely enjoy what they do. And I, you know, I'm happy for them. Um, but then, you know, again, Canadians, we're giving them love Sadie. I'm not all bad.
Speaker: I don't know. Tell me to reach out to us, Sadie. Gladly, I'll talk to them and we can get their music and stuff like that. But welcome back to the show. As I said, I'm Glick, got Jeff and Tony in the house with me. If you guys aren't already, go check us out on all social media, Nonsense School Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. You can also get every episode of the podcast on Spotify. And everywhere you listen to podcasts at, we are there.
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Speaker: Fuck off, Karen. I have no problems. I'm watching a TikTok saga, so to speak, of this British couple. Their yard keeps shrinking because their neighbor keeps slowly moving the fence.
Speaker: That's a hell of a project to undertake. Moving the back fence. I don't know how he's doing it, but he's moving the fence a couple inches every day, and they've already lost three feet of yard. Well, I was going to say, for what I've seen. And he's telling them, they're asking about it, and he's like, oh, no, that happens in the summertime. The heat.
Speaker: Right. Right. Well, I mean, as far as like living in the city and stuff in England, not that I've ever been there, but judging by pictures and videos, you know, the lots are not very big that you that you not unless you live like on the rural countryside much, you know, it's not like here in Newark where, you know, you buy you buy in town, you might get an acre, you know, or a half an acre or something like that on your on your button, you know, as opposed to the country where you could have nine million acres. Right. But
Speaker: So, I mean, that that dude, you lose a, you know, ever, uh, uh, feet a yard. Yeah. A year. And the only way they noticed, the only reason they noticed is they bought a shed and they went to put it in the backyard and it didn't fit all of a sudden, but they measured it two weeks prior. Yeah. It measured out. Well, I mean, that's simple, easy to fix is you go get, you go get a, uh,
Speaker: I hate when my yard shrinks. That's a terrible thing. It has to do with the alignment of the sun. He had like the best rebuttal I've ever heard. He was like, that happens in his mind every couple of weeks. The next time the lawnmower fairy comes to visit Jodi, I'll have to have them measure the yard and make sure her yard's not shrinking. I don't know who cuts the grass when I'm there. It must be a lawn fairy. That's the only thing I can think.
Speaker: picture of the deed, the land deed, and it shows the property.
Speaker: I wonder if the lawn fairy knows his friends with the with the handyman fairy that fixes things around the house. Keep on digging that hole. Keep on digging that hole. I ain't digging a hole. She's like, I just don't expect you to and it surprises me. She's very appreciative of it. You know, she's not used to having a man around. And by not used to having a man around, I'm saying a man that can do things.
Speaker: yes agreed no uh i don't know if you guys have seen the there's a video out
Speaker: I dig away, I don't care. Again, again, much like having a woman to get in bed with and having a woman play with my beard, if that makes me a pussy, I'm a buzzy. If I'm gonna get in trouble, I'm gonna get in trouble. I'm gonna get in trouble. As I told her, I said, if this is the worst thing I do that gets me in trouble in our relationship, I do yard work. Yeah, I do yard work and I fix things around the house. If that's what gets me in trouble in our relationship, I'm perfectly happy.
Speaker: I will be the bad guy all day long. That's right. That's right. Hey, yo. That's right. I got a good message today, so. Oh, you got a good message. Did I care to share with the class? I got a message from my boss. Nice. A chance to work overtime in the morning. Let's hurry up. This morning or next tomorrow morning? Tomorrow morning. Who the fuck wants to work overtime in the morning? Me.
Speaker: I'll work overtime in the afternoon. No, only overtime at the end of the shift. I did that before. I don't like this shit. No. All right. Well, it comes down to I'm already here. I might as well.
Speaker: It also comes to down on how much earlier you got to go in because like me going in at OSU and I had to be there at six and I'm getting up at four. If I got to go in in the morning and do overtime, that means I'm getting up at what, two or three to make it, you know, so yeah. That's one of those times where you just drive over there and sleep in a fucking car. I don't even leave. And you say that.
Speaker: But when I worked at OSU before at the Med Center way back in the day, we had to do snow removal in our buildings. And I was the last one to leave. I worked the late quote unquote late shift for the maintenance guys. Yes. And there was times where storms were coming in. I didn't leave. I would go. Well, no, it wasn't a matter of I couldn't. I just knew in the morning that it was going to be so bad. So I just stayed or it was already snowstorm came in that afternoon. And I knew that somebody had to be there for snow removal. So I would just stay.
Speaker: And there was times I slept on beds up in the doctor's office or down in the, because we had a gym on the first floor. The one building that I had was a sports medicine and rehab building. But they had a general med and then they had an MRI. And actually, I took a nap one night in the big MRI unit.
Speaker: They didn't even know I don't give a damn you find anything am I good I mean that humming of that noise and I'm not comfortable. Oh, I'm not I'm not close to the public at all. There's a crowd up in there
Speaker: I slept I slept in the in the gym because we had a workout area there was like a little cop bed thing in there I slept in there I slept up and I mean more than more than a few occasions during the winter time I just stayed because I was the only one that could drive the we had a Like a kind of like a kind of like a John Deere Gator with a blade on it I was the only one that could drive it none of the other guys there could drive it
Speaker: I'm like, well, they're like, you gotta, they're like, what? Like certified, or they just didn't know how? No, they didn't know how. They couldn't do it. They could, but I did it 10 times faster. They would do it while they would be trying it out. That's what they did. Yeah. I could do it 10 times faster, and I didn't hit shit like they did. But it was an enclosed cab and everything like that. And they're like, well, Glucksa, Click used to be a heavy equipment operator. He can drive a plow. And I'm like, it's a goddamn John Gator with a blade on it.
Speaker: Yeah, I can pick this thing up and put it on my shoulder, but okay. Yeah. Do you want me to drive it or push it? What do you want me to do? It sounds like we got a cat, you know, a cat bulldozer out there. What are you, got a snow cat over there? Jesus Christ. I mean, I could drive that too, if you want to. Snow removal. But no, I did spend the night a few times there just so that I was there. You know, I could get stuff cracking before everybody else got there.
Speaker: And then most, and we had people in the building until like nine o 'clock at night anyway. So I'd go hang out with the doctors or the physical therapist or the, the personal trainers or whatever. Hello guys. Right. So the gym's over here, right? But I'm thinking about going over there, grabbing something to eat, put it in my belly. And then I'm going to go up the stairs. Excuse me. Why go over there?
Speaker: It is what it is. But it is the second hour. We know what you people want. We know what you people are waiting for. We have the starting five horror movies, worst horror movies, in our opinion, uh, this, this week. And Jeffrey got the list of, look at that. So you guys can see it. I'll go ahead and rattle it off. Jeffrey had Joll's the revenge.
Speaker: Yeah, I will say that you guys tread it into dangerous territory with this one. With my extensive knowledge of the genre. I actually got into a little bit of a conversation, not only on Facebook, but with somebody who was in agreeance with me on a couple movies on the human centipede in Blair Witch 2. I didn't see something about you. Somebody commented about the Blair Witch 2 thing.
Speaker: Yeah. And, uh, and then I got to do another, uh, side conversation, um, with a buddy of mine on Snapchat. Well, uh, but Jeff had,
Speaker: Charles the Revenge. We all agreed. Terrible. Urban Legends. The Final Cut. Again, not terrible, but not good. The Fog. I had seen bits and pieces of that movie. Not a fan of it. Not the original. That's the new one. Yeah, that's the new one with Tom Wellington. Yes. Yeah, I just couldn't. It was bad. It was a bad movie. I had a hard time watching it. He also had Friday the 13th, Part 8. Jason takes Manhattan. We were all in agreeance there.
Speaker: American werewolf in Paris, again, all in the grants. And he had when a stranger calls. I don't think I've seen and I believe has I think it's the girl from Fifty Shades of Grey. I don't know who that is. But I believe I believe that when straight when when a stranger calls might be a remake. Yeah. And I've seen the original original was way better if it's the same movie I'm thinking of. Exactly.
Speaker: And Tony had Tony ain't cue the winged serpent, which I've never heard of. I'm not even gonna lie. I don't know. He also had the sand, which turns out that I've never seen it. Just never seen it. But he said, it's one of these sci -fi originals. So you could have put it in my category. Wow. That sounds like shit. Now, as soon as he told me it was a sci -fi movie, I already knew he had shit white noise, which we all agreed.
Speaker: Great idea. Great concept. Could have been an amazing movie, but executed poorly. Yes. Much like Jeff in the bed. It had bad reviews. Wow. I'm going to bring up our dirty laundry, Chris. Jesus Christ. I'm going to get my food. I'm bringing up our marriage. Take our marriage on your phone. Sometimes I have to take jabs at you. Let the people know I were divorced.
Speaker: Especially especially when we start arguing with each other We're not even to argue with each other but it sounds like we are from looking on the outside look at it Tony had Jeepers creepers. I did not agree with that Jeepers creepers three. Yes, I would agree with but
Speaker: Did not I did see jeepers creepers and and I remember when I saw it I was like this is gonna be good It sounds good. It was just yeah He had Tony also had Saturday the 14th Dumb fucking movie. I enjoyed it, but it was a dumb fucking movie. I'm not even gonna lie It was a dumb fucking movie and darkness falls which
Speaker: I feel like I've seen that, but it clearly was not that good that I don't remember it. I'm not going out in the dumbest halls in white noise. I didn't have a problem with them, but they got horrible with you. That's the only reason why I had to put them on there. Well, the problem, like I said before, Chief, I knew it had to be the worst horror movie ever.
Speaker: Well, again, like we said on the show, it really wasn't a horror movie. It was a spoof. It was a parody. And it was more making comedy parody, yes. But poorly done. It was intentionally done badly. That's what I said. It was a bad movie. I don't necessarily think it was meant to be as parodies as it was.
Speaker: Yeah, no, it was meant to be bad, but you know, it is what it is. I liked it, but it was bad. It was not a good movie at all. It was so bad. You could have put Weird Al Yankovic in and it would have made money. Speaking of which, I can't wait to see that movie. Which one movie? Weird Al Yankovic, the Weird Al Yankovic story starring Daniel Ratcliffe as Weird Al. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, sweet mother of Jesus. I have to say it. And last but not least,
Speaker: Your current reigning champion, I had Tony's favorite movie of all time, The Human Centipede. Asshole. Hey, Tony, are you eating right now? I'm about to. Could you imagine if you had two people attached to your asshole that were going to eat what you had? Eventually what you're going to eat. And the poor person on the end was going to get what you're eating twice recycled, twice recycled. You know Tony would have been on the end of that.
Speaker: Nah, he would've been in the middle. This is actually breakfast, so y 'all gotta excuse me. Breakfast? I haven't eaten all day. I had one of my favorite burgers, the big crunch burger from KFC. I fucking love that thing. I had a big ass bowl of Captain Crunch Berries for breakfast this morning.
Speaker: and then I made brats and fries for dinner tonight. But I had the human centipede Blair Witch 2, as we discussed on the show, they tried to take the success of the first one and it just failed.
Speaker: Then I had Halloween season of the witch. What the fuck that I don't even know what the hell they were doing there. If you've ever seen the Halloween movie franchise, you are all in agreement. You said that was like completely had nothing to do. The only the only thing that that movie did for us as horror fans is introduce us to Danielle Harris.
Speaker: And she stayed one of the horror Scream Queens throughout pretty much her whole career, which I'm thankful for. She's an attractive girl, but she's very, she's very good at scary movies and being in scary movies. But then I had, then I took a shot at, then I took a shot at Stephen King.
Speaker: The first shot I took Stephen King with again, another movie that decided to try to capitalize off the success of the first movie and create a sequel in Pet Sematary 2. And I had Hostel 2 again. I got three movies on here that tried to ride the success of the first one.
Speaker: Right. Well, I think that's, that's the problem with a lot of sequels is they're, they're not, a lot of thought aren't put into them. And then last but not least, where I caught tons of hell from these two guys. And I said, I love the movie, but it's a bad movie. And that being maximum overdrive, that was my second shot at Stephen King for the night. Why am I out of my mind? Why am I out of my mind?
Speaker: because that was a great movie. It was amazing. It was a bad fucking movie. I love the movie again. I love the movie and I've watched it a million times. I could agree with you Chris, but then we'd both be wrong. I've watched the movie a million times. I love the movie, but it was bad. It was bad. It was a bad movie. Plain and simple. I'm just saying deal with it, Jeffrey.
Speaker: Deal with it, Tony. And anybody else that's in disagreeance. I'm triggered, motherfucker! I'm triggered! And anybody else that is in disagreeance with me, deal with it! Take your triggered feelings and leave that shit at the door. You should be lynched. Because facts don't give a fuck about your feelings. It's not a fact. It's a fact. It's a fact. I fact checked you. It's an excellent movie. I double fact checked you and says you're wrong.
Speaker: It's just a dumbass. I literally looked up 25 worst worst horror movies and it's not even remotely on the list. Which one? Maximum original. I just fact -checked it. I just fact -checked it and... What's this? This just came in. Eat a dick.
Speaker: I'm not saying people don't love the movie. I love the movie. I just, it was a bad movie. Give me this run to make this score, which I still don't understand. Shatter's box. What'd they do while he's looking? Oh, Shatter's box is only Tim Conrad. Yeah, we only had one so we didn't post it. Tim wins automatically. What did Tim have? Everybody got scared. Tim's heard everybody. What did Tim have?
Speaker: I don't know, but I've been to, where's it at? It's got nothing but good ratings on Rotten Tomatoes, by the way. Tim had House of Wax, Blair Witch 2, Jeepers Creepers, Halloween 3 season of The Witch, and Cabin Fever. And then his wife came in with the sneaky contribution of Critters. So I stand corrected, the Chatterbox Champion this week is Tim's wife.
Speaker: Suck it, Tim! Okay, well, here's the problem. Congratulations, Mrs. Demgarde. Here's the problem, Chris. We're technically both right.
Speaker: because the maximum overdrive, and I don't go by what the critics said, because critics 90 % of the time don't know what the fuck they're talking about. No, I'm not going by them. But the audience score is split right down the middle 50. Exactly. I love the movie. That's what I'm trying to say. I love the movie. I've watched it a million times. It's like trimmers, the first trimmers. I love the movie, but it's a dumb fucking movie. Oh, yeah, it's completely retarded. It's a bad movie, but I love the movie.
Speaker: I literally just watched it the other day. Maximum Overdrive is the same exact way. I love the movie. But if you step back and you look at it, you understand, it is a bad, it is a dumb fucking movie. I'm still saying that's blasphemy. I'm still saying you're an idiot. You will burn in hell and that will be right.
Speaker: Unbelievable. Again, out of all the things I've done in my life, if that's the reason I go to hell, then I'm doing pretty damn good. I'm doing pretty damn good. I'm just saying. What's that mean? You'll be telling motherfucker in hell for giving a bad review to a movie. Oh, that's good, that's good. You're sitting there at dinner with Hitler going, what are you here for? Well, I'm Hitler, man. What are you here for? Well, because I didn't like maximum overall. What's going on, Tony? What's going on, boy? My boy. Sorry, I didn't mean boy. I meant my boy.
Speaker: What's going on, boy? I met my boy. 20 minutes and 15 seconds. All right. But, uh, with that being said, no, congratulations to Tim Conrad. Everybody got scared. They didn't want, no, they didn't want no beef with Tim this week. But with that being said, for our list, the votes came in, the numbers were tallied. The people spoke. The people always get what the people want.
Speaker: I love Tony's just look of disappointment and anticipation all at the same time.
Speaker: And still reigning champion. Let me put that up for the people to see it.
Speaker: and anybody's still reigning champion. How dare you, considering he had maximum overdrive, how dare you? It wasn't even maximum overdrive. I hit him. I came so strong. They didn't even notice. They didn't even notice. I'm saying it right now. My list was so strong and so powerful. They didn't even see maximum overdrive on there.
Speaker: I brought the house of pain. You guys ventured into unknown territory. You came at the king, but you didn't come correct. Don't play with me when it comes to horror movies.
Speaker: I'm still saying you should be disqualified for maximum overdrive alone. Technically, you only had four. You only had five out of six. So then I beat you with four instead of five. So how does that make you feel? I'm saying you blacked it out or something so people could see it. No, I didn't. I smoked you guys. You came into my world. Tony, you know what it is.
Speaker: people feel bad for him. They're like, oh, he's as as as as Freddy as as Freddy as Freddy Krueger said in Freddy versus Jason. Welcome to my world, bitches. I'm just saying people felt bad for you. They're like, you know, you know, no, no, no, you knew you were playing a dangerous game when you did the horror movies. Well, you said you have one for this week. So I do have one. I do have one for this week. I have once again,
Speaker: taking total control of everything. Well, no, no, no. No, I'm just kidding. I did not prepare anything for the simple fact you said you had something. So I did have something. I wanted to get us away from being pigeonholed into movies and music like we have been. Right. I want to make you gentlemen think. And not only do I want to make you gentlemen think, I want to make the Chinese box think. My brain already hurts. Go ahead.
Speaker: I want him to come. You're a better person this click. You're better than that. You don't always have to take shots at Jeff. Even when he gives you easy ones, you are better. You're the champion. Act like a champion. But I do. I still call pity party. Call pity party whenever you want to call it. It's a fact that I came at you guys. You can calm down Vin Diesel. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
Speaker: You stepped into my world. What did you think was going to happen? I've already beat you in your world. I don't know that 17 times. Oh boy. We've only done one car thing. Come back. I didn't even go hard on you make the list and you have a whole week advantage. But uh, so this week I was thinking for the top five,
Speaker: top five and we've had this conversation. Okay. That uh top top five things that you would do if you hit the lottery and I thought of this. I I think I just have cold cards. I thought of this list uh cuz Jody and I were talking about cuz that's our retirement plan. We're gonna hit the lottery and we were talking like what we would do. You know, like for like for real what you would do not
Speaker: four foot six, tiny Dick Jeffrey over there overcompensating for everything in his like, all his shortcomings. No, in all honesty, I already know. Yeah. But, you know, we can all say crazy ass things like, I'm going to get a compound and I'm going to put military weapons everywhere and have armed guards and tank. No, in all honesty, I don't really see much changing. I mean, at the end of the day, no. But no, so your top five, what top five things you would do
Speaker: if you hit the lottery. For this side of it. Are we talking fuck you money? Are we talking like? The first five, whatever. Say you hit the lottery for 500 million. Okay. The first five things you would do if you hit the lottery for 500 million. Tax -free 500 million, okay. No, not tax -free, you're hitting the fucking lottery.
Speaker: No, but then you know math and there's like 500 million actually comes like it's not that hard. It's not that fucking hard. Take a quarter of what you win if you really want to break it down that all Jeff. See this is what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying. Keep it simple stupid.
Speaker: The first five things you would do if you hit the lottery. Don't kiss me motherfucker. We're married no more. You can't kiss me. The first five things you would do if you hit the lottery. That is the question that I'm proposing to all of you guys. I don't care if it's a dollar fifty lottery or in your head if you wanted to be five hundred trillion dollar lottery. You hit the lottery. You're fucking rich. You don't have to worry about money. Yes. The first five things you would do if you hit the lottery. And I don't care if you want to make crazy shit up.
Speaker: somebody when y 'all are. I'm going to buy Chris. You can't buy Chris. Chris is not for sale. I'm going to buy Chris and make him stand out in my yard holding something. Like one of those things that kept getting hit in there.
Speaker: like the inflatable wavy arm guys. Well, just so you know, I think that keeps getting hit in the home alone. Oh, well, just just so you know, I charge $1 .5 million an hour. So I'll rent you for like six months.
Speaker: Jeff's going to be the first lottery winner that goes bankrupt in a month because he hired my dumb ass to stand in his yard. Just stand there. Okay. How long? Eight hours. Okay. Do the math. That's eight and 12. Four. Okay. It's like 12 million. You know, whatever. 14 million for a day. I'm here.
Speaker: But yeah, you know your top five things you would the top five things you would do if you hit the lottery as a top five for this week. And I do have a couple. I do actually have a couple lists written down here. One does go back to music. But you know, that's Jeff. I can send these to you if you'd like. I don't mean to take your thunder.
Speaker: But, uh, I just want to get away from movies and music for a little bit. So I've got a few of them written down here. That's fine. No, that's fine. So I have a couple eyes similar to that title. The idea is easy. It's coming up with the title for something. Yeah. So, I mean, the title actually, I mean, I didn't really have any, I just started, you know, like I said, Jody and I were talking and.
Speaker: but well, you know, and Jody does help out with like, you know, I kind of bounce things off of her. I want Yellowstone. Well, I mean, I'm sure you can buy a ranch in Yellowstone. Or you can just buy a fucking ranch and call it and name it Yellowstone, Jeffrey. No, I'm going full on.
Speaker: Tony, can you talk to this man? I've tried, he won't get out of the house. I'm not gonna listen.
Speaker: I don't. I'm not jumping at this point. I don't care what you put on your top five. You can put whatever the hell you want. I don't care what it is. Whatever makes you happy. Whatever, whatever, whatever makes your little heart smile. Okay. No, in all seriousness, though, if I won the lottery, I would literally just shop on Amazon for 12 hours straight.
Speaker: So so yes, you can say I'm going to buy Yellowstone with Kevin Costner and rip and the entire fucking cast. And I don't care if that's what you want to do. There's no money. No, and all seriousness, I don't think I would do anything. Nothing would really change. I mean, I would probably still do my job. Y 'all get ready for my list. Yeah, no, I'm good with my list. Mine's going to be more practical, a little bit more serious, but, you know, it is what it is. Apparently, I'm not working.
Speaker: So I solve that problem real quick and easy. No, I'm not allowed to quit working. So I do the podcast full time. We do the podcast five days a week. And then, uh, and then no, I, because I do, I don't know if I ever hit the lottery. I mean, I have one more dream that I'd like to accomplish, but I'm going to need.
Speaker: to come into a boatload of money to get that started or have my credit score a lot higher so I can get a loan for it. But what's that? Nothing but to give away my list. Well, no, that's why I'm not saying anything because that's going on my list. But so, yeah, so your top five, the top five things that if you hit the lottery, the first five things you would do. If you never had to worry about, yeah, five things you would do if you never had to worry about money.
Speaker: No, Jeff. The first five things you would do if you hit the lottery. I know. Keep it simple, stupid. It's a common phrase. I'm not calling you stupid. It's a common phrase. You called me stupid. I'm true, girl. You called me stupid, yeah. Cancel. Canceled. Cancel, Blake. You called me stupid. Hashtag. C -C -C -Cancel.
Speaker: No, that can be fun. I'm gonna cancel your fucking life. I'm gonna cancel your oxygen. That's what I'm doing. Number one, cancel Jeff's oxygen. So if I buy a bigger house, I still never have to leave my house, right? If I hit the lottery, the number one thing I do is make Jeff leave his house. I charge for every five minutes outdoors, I charge two minutes.
Speaker: I'm bigger and stronger than you so you will. I will send my goons, I mean associates. I need you guys to go talk to Jeff. Just take him out of the house. I don't care. No, don't take him out. Take him out of the house. Sir, he'll be swimming with the fishes by dinner time.
Speaker: He'll be swimming by it. He'll be swimming with the fishies by dinner. No, no, no, no. I mean unless you take him to go swim with the sharks. Man takes out 14 with shotgun because they try to make him leave his house. All right, it's a news story. I don't want to go. You can't make me put on.
Speaker: Oh my God. That's all Tony and I won. I don't even think we need to win the lottery. We just want you to leave the house. That's the same thing I told Tony yesterday. I was like, take a break for social media. Go outside, get some fresh air.
Speaker: My boss literally called me the other day and he's like, dude, you got to take a break. He's like, I need Tony to give himself a nine hours straight. I need Tony to give himself a self -imposed one week timeout from social media. And I need Jeff to give himself a timeout from his office and go outside for at least two hours every day. I was out at the pool for a week. Leave your compound. Leave your Mormon cult community.
Speaker: You guys kill me. I'm just saying. Mind you, sometimes you work. Sometimes you go to work.
Speaker: seven years, these past six months will actually do to me. That's the past four months. That's like these last couple of weeks, me taking a couple of days off a week, I'm like, this is what it's like to be Tony. I'm just not on special media to think of everybody. I have so much free time. No, I think if I had won all that money, I would have to have a job.
Speaker: I would have to have some food. Oh, no, I would 100 % have a job. I would have something to do. I would keep myself busy, but I'm not going to go fucking work. First of all, if I eat the lottery and it was like 500 million, what do you think is going to happen the first... What do you think is going to happen the first time some jackass smarts off at me at work? Oh, I know, right? I'm going to take a stack of $100 bills and I'm going to beat that some bitch. It happens. I'm going to... If you hit the lottery...
Speaker: You have enough money to sit in the bank to where you can live off the interest with take the salary you had before you hit the lottery. And if your interest equals more than that salary, the fuck are you doing? I'm not working for somebody else. I'm going to work for myself. I literally like have a wood shop.
Speaker: I'm going to not literally go to the gym every day just to get out the house. And that's it. And then vacation as I want to. I could work out five days a week and still vacation. That's all I'm going to do. Why am I working here? I don't go to the gym now. I'm going to take that money. I'm going to take that money. And I'm going to make that money, make money for me. If you had that money, Tony, you could just buy a gym.
Speaker: I could buy a gym, but since I go to one for free now anyway, why? What I'm saying is you have a gym in your house, so you don't have to drive. I'm always going to need more weights. Jeff's going to put a fucking, dude, you got all that money. You can have all the weights in the world. Jeff's going to put a gym in his bathroom.
Speaker: I'll go to the gym to get out the house. Since you put everything in the house, you never leave. It doesn't make sense. Yeah. Josh is going to put his in the bathroom. Welcome to my world, Tony. See, this is my point. I have everything I need here. Why do I need to leave? You need to change the gravitational constant of your universe because your shit is in the bathroom. I understand what you have going on. You make total sense. I can reach everything I need without even getting out of this chair. It was so nice yesterday that I went to the gym. I came home from the gym. I took a shower.
Speaker: And then I was like, it's so really, it's so nice outside. I just went to rent a center. It drove around for a few minutes just to get out of the house. No, hey, no, I did go. The other problem having. I was like, that was like today. It was so nice out. And I got up and I looked out the window and I was like, damn, it's nice outside. And then of course I got, I was like, oh, you know, I,
Speaker: got busy. I was like, I was just like making shit up to you. Oh, I'm gonna go look at this. I'm gonna go look at that. Oh, I'm gonna go do that. Oh, let me go to the tattoo shop. Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, like, when I go out, if and when I do go out, like, I went to Home Depot the other day to get stuff for the shelves in here. And it's, I have to remind myself that I don't need $12 ,000. Yes, do me a favor. Yeah. When your wife comes home, I want you to go to the movies and go see a movie in the movie theater.
Speaker: Why? I have a TV and a website that I can watch all my movies. Oh, fucking shit. Nah, y 'all motherfuckers. I just answered before you could. I'm starting to watch. You're right. That's what I know. I'm going to watch you do Doctor Strange like three times. I can't get into it. Holy shit. I can't get into it. I understand, though, Jeff. If I was in your position, I wouldn't do anything either. If I was in your position, what you have going on, I fully understand.
Speaker: But you still need to. You've been down there for too long. You're out of the hole. You need to do something with yourself besides get the fucking trouble. Let me put it to you that way.
Speaker: Like I'm already planning on like this football season and baseball season just started. And I know Jody and I've talked about going to baseball games together. And that's the cool thing about that's one of the many cool things about Jody that I love and appreciate. She enjoys it. She's a sports fan. So I was like enjoy. She works. She asked me to catch for an hour every day. Outside.
Speaker: Yeah, Kevin's in the living room, and you're in the bathroom, and you open the door. No, no, no, no. We actually go out in the ER here. This motherfucker just said that. He just said that shit. I bought gloves and baseball, and we tossed baseball back and forth. You say the police catch with the sun for an hour. I'm going to give you a little bit of credit for that. That does count as a point. That's going outside. I'm out of the house. Leave the compound, Jeffrey. Shit. I left the compound the other way. You're making Tony drinks.
Speaker: This is just soda. I don't have any crown peach. It'll be another month and a half. I went to the store today. I have to go to the store tomorrow. I have to go to the ATM tomorrow. I got to go to the ATM tomorrow. You called it leaving the house. It's a 12 block walk. I get my exercise. I'm outside. I get a little sun. You need social interaction. He has none. I don't like anybody.
Speaker: I don't like anybody either. I don't like people. I don't like people either. Most people need social interaction in the world, but we're still out of most people. I hung out with my neighbor yesterday for like two hours. Brandon, we were working on the Cobra, but whatever. That social interaction I was out. Leave the compound. We took it for a drive. Does that count? In the compound. No, no, no. We took it out.
Speaker: I promise you, since the last time this motherfucker left his house, they built four CVSs in this city. I was going to say, they put up $6 generals in the middle of fucking nowhere here.
Speaker: Do they do that? Do they do that down there where you are, Tony? Do they put dollar generals in the most random podunk ass towns? Yeah, because they make it a killer. Yes. Have you seen that? Yes. Have you seen that? It's literally the only thing around for like 100 miles. No. No. It's like a Yuki Kiosk building.
Speaker: Nobody can afford to go to Gucci and buy stuff like that. No, it's literally the size of this bathroom. I shit you not. Yeah. No, Dollar General here in Ohio. And that's why I asked Tony if they do it down there, too. Dollar General family. They will put them motherfuckers in the middle of no. I'm talking like rural ass Southern Ohio where there ain't nothing for 45 minutes. There's a goddamn Dollar General in the middle of a cornfield. Because they're going to make a kill of that Walmart. You know they are.
Speaker: because you think Dollar General would get the same shit at Walmart? Faster and for cheaper. Oh. Sorry, it's a prod, Billy. I'm sorry. Dollar General, I started going to Dollar General last year, the year before. I'm actually impressed with the fuck they had. People used to tell me, leave it. I go to Dollar General and get a lot of like little like snacks and like odds and end grocery wise that they have there. I can get a family sized box of Captain Crunch Dollar General for $2 .50. Kroger's at some bitches like $6.
Speaker: Snacks. Yeah. Snacks for days. Household cleaners. Yeah. I just say, yeah, your toilet papers. Yeah. Light bulbs, all that stuff. Sodas. You can't see. I got cool cool. All that man. Yeah. If I don't feel like standing up with the Dollar General. Yeah. The random odds and end stuff, you can get a Dollar General. Oh yeah. Dollar General got coupons. They've also got a membership reward thing. Yes, they do.
Speaker: Yeah. Y 'all might want to... I don't need a coupon for the Dollar General. No, I don't. I think you need a coupon for Dollar General. You got issues. No, no, no. It's not that. I appreciate it. Jesus Christ. That's not real, Jeff. That's photo shopped. No, it's not. That's real. Wrong term version of a product shop in the country. That's photo shopped. No, it's not. Show me evidence.
Speaker: It's right here on Wikipedia. Oh my God. Prada Mafia. Do you know that I can go on Wikipedia? Art installed. It's an art project though. It's a sculpture installed by Arson, uh, Emil Green and Dragset located along the US Route 90 in Jefferson Davis County, Texas. First of all, I'm not going to that County.
Speaker: I have been friends with Jeff for 25 years, people. I know you're asking the same question that I'm asking myself. I've asked myself this on a daily for 25 years. It's not even a real store. It's a fucking art sculpture. Jeffery. Jeffery. Jeffery. Do you know that on Wikipedia, you can go to any page on Wikipedia and you can put whatever you want. I get that. But it's not a real story.
Speaker: No, you can buy something. I don't think Prada would allow that much dust on the outside of the building. It's not a real store. I've seen them too. We had them in Charleston. Trust me, my broke ass wasn't allowed within 100 feet of them.
Speaker: Two more sir. Keep walking. But I make six fingers a year and they're like, care, six fingers. Keep walking, have enough of the butts. Keep walking, you broke bitch. We'll put you on a payment plan with six fingers, bitch. No. You're lucky I didn't cross the street because if you call me a broke bitch to my face. They got a Gucci store here that you can put 400 people in.
Speaker: No, I mean, we had like they're not be able to see each one of them. It's huge. Yeah, Charleston had I refused to go near it. Charleston had like Prada and Gucci and down on King Street and they had a Tiffany's jewelry. Man, I went into I went into Tiffany's one time just just for shits and grins. Actually, I take that back. No, actually, I went in there and I was trying to sell them service. And I was looking at me. I was looking at the prices of this shit. I'm like,
Speaker: You know, I can go down the road to JC Penney and get the same thing for like $1 .50. Yeah, but they're like, yeah, but you don't get the Tiffany's box. And so I mean, it's a difference between Fubu. There's a difference between Fubu and Blupu.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. No. Hey, this whole box of nicks fell off the truck, man. Look, it was just like another man, alright? Yeah. But I like jump, man. I don't care what nobody says. I like shacks cool, but I'll buy this. Hey, man. Ain't nothing wrong with you. And even T -Mack had that shoe. So, those shoes. Remember T -Mack's shoes?
Speaker: Uh, those were nice. Have you heard the story about Shaq's shoe line? Yes. His first pair of shoes came out with Reebok and they were like, what, like $200. And some lady gave him shit at it about it, about a game. Two weeks later. No, same day. Same day. Same day. Same day. But, but, you know, but Shaq's, Shaq's always had that mentality because Shaq came from nothing. And when he got his, you know, he's, he's a very frugal minded person, but when he, when he,
Speaker: When he promotes a product or he puts a product out there, he wants it for everybody. And he has a fan base that will buy it. Yeah. So, you know. He still has the largest purchase at Walmart in history. Yes.
Speaker: because I had a pair of their shorts. I had a couple of little shirts. I bought him a pair of his sneakers. My son was laughing. I said, don't you laugh? Don't laugh. Because Shaq makes sense. Shaq is the great dominant. And he made it affordable. I could respect that. I had, yeah, I had Shaq shorts. I love, man, I love basketball shorts. I wear them bitches around all the time at my house. Better than I'd never call him. I got so many ideas for him. And he would be sick. And I even,
Speaker: I even at one point in time, I had a pair of T max. I loved them. They were comfortable. They were nice. And I mean, they weren't stupid expensive, but I mean, they weren't Nike Air Jordans. I promised myself because I was going through so much of a struggle before I said, if I ever make any money, I'm going to buy every hip hop label I can.
Speaker: and as much of it as possible. When I tell you, I was in, when I cleared my debt after about four months, I started going shopping to so many stores between, if you've ever been to DC, and for those of you out there, the DMV area, from Tyson's Corner, all around the mills, I had every Burlington, TJ Maxx, Rose, Rose, and all them stores, I had Sean John G Unit, Echo,
Speaker: Rockawear, I had all the shirts, pants, socks, shoes, underwear, I bought all that shit. Everybody was like, God damn, I'm not playing with y 'all. I actually was speaking to like, I have a, you remember South Pole, South Pole? I remember South Pole, South Pole's still similar. Yeah, there's no, I have a turtleneck sweater.
Speaker: in my closet that I've had since like high school. And it is, and it is, it is, it is, I don't wear turtlenecks like that, but I bought it for an event that I had to go to or something like that. I'll stare, you know, if I got to look somewhat presentable, I'll still wear that. That is a nicer, it is comfortable. It looks good. And it has outlasted any Nike Adidas fucking Puma, anything I've ever owned.
Speaker: For people out there still trying to make a business, I promise you, you have no idea what would sell. And you're not talking to enough of us below the $50 ,000 level. And I said, I'm going to put in more than anything. People who made less than $50 ,000, if you had any idea what they needed, what would buy because your name was on it, and if you made it affordable, I can increase your sales. I can increase your sales. You made money. You made profit. Say you want to just increase sales.
Speaker: and people would get it. Well, and that's what I tell Jeff all the time. Jeff and I've had this conversation about sometimes when he's just, you know, if I've gotten on him about the podcast or helping me do stuff, and then all of a sudden he just dumping a bunch of, you know, it's not, it's just not me being an asshole, just it is what it is. Oh, bullshit. I said, Jeff, quality over quantity. I'll take one really good TikTok video over
Speaker: 20 mediocre TikTok videos, you know what I mean? Yes, but I don't send you those 20, you can't, you gotta look for that on the top. Or you can take the time and make a quality video and just send it to me. I'm not fucking allowed in here. When I send you guys, when I send you videos, it's because I think you would find them funny. No, no, I'm talking about when you would make like podcast related stuff. When you would, when I get on you and then you're like, well, I can do this real fast. I can do 20 of these real fast.
Speaker: And they're like mediocre, or if he took the time that it took you to make those 20 and made one good one. That's why I said quality over quantity. Yeah. So now you can do shit to make people laugh. You can do shit to grab attention, but we also want to do shit that's worth it. Let's be clear. All three will sell. Like even when I make my book comes with a plan every week, we go off the cuff every week and the audience has grown.
Speaker: You know, my plan, my, my plan is the fact that I, and actually today I was talking to Adam from Zaunus. I was talking to him today. I said, we're, we are, we are unhinged, unfiltered and uncensored. You know, that's, that is, that is the great thing about what we do is yeah, we have, we have segmented stuff. Like we have what the fuck news. We have top 10, we have the starting five, but at the end of the day,
Speaker: If we don't get to it because we're riffing and we're rocking and rolling and we're having fun, I'm not gonna pull the e -break on a good show just to go, well, we got news. We got news. The only reason we'll pull the break is for the breaks in the show. But also, I want to thank everybody who say they enjoy what we do. Because we have the school up here. Oh, we have fun. I love doing this. I want to thank everybody that enjoys what we do, enjoys the conversations and contributes. I want to thank all of you, even the people in the comments, all of you, because
Speaker: Some people just sit up here and want to talk to themselves. I want to think everybody actually getting something out of what the hell we're talking about. I want to create content.
Speaker: If I just wanted to do a podcast where I just sit up here and talk about myself, I could just do that. I've done that. I've done that for years. And I had fun with it. And I had a following, but the reason that made it successful, quote unquote, successful was my followers and the people in the comments, because I interacted with them. You said, what do you think?
Speaker: is the best thing about hats. I said the best thing about when I was on hats was people that actually wanted to hear what I had to say, what I was going to do. So the audience carries the conversation sometimes. Like they bring up good points. If we're bouncing around a point that we're not hitting, somebody will usually say it and we're like, oh shit, that's a good fucker.
Speaker: looking at wrestling, people say wrestlers fake, but they sell out every damn where they go. Even during the pandemic, they put screens up for people who were in the audience and the screens before. You didn't see any blank screens. Oh, exactly. Why attention? Yeah. And that's the thing. Like, you know, that's when I used to do periscope or when I was doing tick tock and stuff like that. So people always told me we love coming into your lives because you actually interact with us.
Speaker: Yes. Yeah. There's nothing worse than getting somebody that's talking about something and you're like, oh, I got a good point about that. I never gets brought up. And that's what I told him. I was like, I feed off of you guys. You guys, it's not me. I mean, you guys are there to watch me and watch me act a fool because, but I'm going to interact off of you guys. I feed off of you guys. And we may not do that, you know, a hundred percent in here because we do go on our rent, but we acknowledge and we, we, you know, we get the chatters box involved when they're there and when they're not being shy and everything like that.
Speaker: it's a it's a reciprocation. You get something that you're getting something out of and you're giving it back. So, it's a cycle. So, I'm grateful. But here we go again with that being said, speaking of break, it is, it is, it is break time.
Speaker: Let's go ahead and take my famous phrase. I wish I could do an English accent. How cool would that be?
Speaker: We're going to take a real quick break. Got a little Blacktop Mojo for you guys, as we say all the time. If you don't know who they are, check them out on all social media. Oh, excuse me. And everywhere you stream music at Blacktop Mojo.
Speaker: Go give our guys some love. No, we're not neglecting them. No, we're not getting rid of them. We're just bumping them to the second hour. Might not do as many cover songs, but we're just going to bump them to the second hour so we can put some other artists in here with us. Hopefully find somebody that you guys like as well. But go get Blacktop's Mojo some love. They're on tour. They are killing it. They got a break coming up here soon and they definitely deserve that break.
Speaker: And while they're on break, they're going to get my dumb ass in their ears going, hey, you want to do the podcast? Yeah, exactly. Since you guys are on break, you got nothing to do on Wednesday. Just letting you know. Yeah. But got a little black top mojo for you out there. Newest album, Tail Lights. Go give them a follow. Go give them a listen and let them know that nonsensical nonsense sent you. We'll be back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: And I look that's on your face It leads me to a soon and rainy chance I know what I feel like Well, please, darling, just say something I need to understand Well, tell me why it is you're leaving
Speaker: Love the street
Speaker: I searched the house and hope you left something But I didn't find nothing at all I thought maybe if there's something you'd forgotten Well at least I'd have a reason to call And as I pace around I realize the only cell is mine
Speaker: We try you, but you're not there Cry out to you, but you don't hear Your promise should be there forever And always live without saying goodbye Watching the tale not break
Speaker: You know I hate to be alone Baby, please don't run, no
Speaker: Watching the daylight fade Up the street as the sun seems low You can bring me free, don't go, go, go You don't have to be this way
Speaker: I didn't get us. No, I can't get us anymore. I am Glick. You're glorious. Glorious. Tony's right. He gets up. But I got Tony in the house. We got Jeffrey in the house as always. Welcome back to the show. Hopefully you guys are enjoying what we're doing. We're having fun tonight. It's Wednesday night.
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Speaker: And you can always email us. Like I said, we do want to do a listener segment, listener stories, listener, shout outs, listener, go fuck yourselves, whatever you want to send us. But welcome back to the show. I am getting really good at that stuff. Podcasts, the Gmail's right down there at the bottom of the thing, the screen. It just popped up. It took your job. You lost out to automated service. You got bad as Walmart.
Speaker: My job got outsourced to Mexico. Some people can't read. Some people might be blind. This is true. So, I'm still, I'm still, I'm still essential. I'm going home, honestly.
Speaker: I had a better option than a couple other platforms. When I started doing my shows back, there's a couple of days I'm going to use, it's going to look like I'm copying, but some of the stuff I was getting told by Ted to do, you're doing, so when I do the same thing, don't think I'm copying, but it's going to be, I got a couple of things in mind, I really do.
Speaker: Your mom sucks. Trust me, I know. She also swallows. Fight words. Like she should have done to your goofy ass, Cameron. I'm assuming that's Cameron. Jesus Christ. Let's hope it's not just a minor person. They're like, what the fuck?
Speaker: I'm so hard for it because that's how she likes it. It is Cameron. I knew it was Cameron. He forgot it was show night. Yeah. I didn't forget it's show night. It's been the same since we started. Yeah, it's Cameron. Cameron knows. What up, Cameron?
Speaker: Completely lost my train of thought where the hell I was going with anything I was even talking about. I was going to ask, do you have any dark side of Disney today? I do have in Disney and I do have news for you guys. So I've noticed in my research, it's not as dark and twisted and scary as I thought it would be. It's more just like, oh, you're a son of a bitch, Walt Disney, more than anything else.
Speaker: Um, but I gotta find out which one I was gonna do. Actually, scratch that. I would like to save the Disney until Saturday. Sure. Okay. Because there's a couple news. Uh, yeah, Cam. Yeah, if you're down, make sure your shit's charged. Uh, can I ask if I want to get on some Call of Duty tonight? Okay. Yeah, I'm still...
Speaker: I'm still sick, so I'm not going to work tomorrow, Cameron. Sick and talking shit. Sick and talking shit. That's how I get down. But I got... Hey, actually, that is... I'm writing it down right now. Got my little handy -dandy notepad here. Sick and... Hey, calm down. Thanks, Laura.
Speaker: That's blues clues fucking Steve put some respect on your own put some respect on his name Steve I Think that's his name. I don't know Steve or Jeff or Bob or whatever. I think it's Steve Steve was the original blues clues guy. He was awesome He was the man
Speaker: I've never seen an episode. I've seen clips. I've never watched it. However, the funniest meme I've ever seen. Austin. Austin watched it when she was little. What? The funniest meme I ever saw is a woman wearing pants with dog balls on it. And she's in the first stove. And it says, my childhood says there's a clue here. Wow.
Speaker: that was like nice was she stuck in said stone oh no step sister you're stuck in the stove no it was it was a it was a woman cooking but she had leggings on you know yoga pants that had dog paws all oh got you blue dog paws no less and it was and of course there's a dog paw
Speaker: on her ass and says, my childhood says it's a clue here. I was like, Nathan. Oh, nice. What would that be instead? I actually get that reference. Would that be instead?
Speaker: I'm going to tell you a couple of stories. So listen to this. Listen to this. As soon as I can figure out how to add that audio, I'm adding that audio. Send it to me. I actually made that a while ago.
Speaker: Oh, you did? Yeah, Jeff made that what the fuck he's intro before we went into non beta. Jeff made that and he also made the top 10 one and it was just a sound clip of me on the show live one night. Yeah. But one of the one of the and I wanted to get to this last week and I didn't get a chance to because we talked about this and
Speaker: And this is actually really, it's not strange or dumb or anything. It's just cool for the three of us. And I know a lot of people that listen to us, they're music fans and they enjoy music. But a few weeks back, a while back we talked about the
Speaker: the Hall of Fame Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees. Okay. Yeah. Well, they have inducted there. They've got their 14 for the 2022 Hall of Fame inductees. And I'm actually I want to cut you off on purpose. We made this as far as who would make it. We did. And I think I don't know if we actually wrote it down.
Speaker: I know I did right. I did write mine down that they should document. We need to see who was ready. Who was it? Oh, man. I wish I could tell you. You remember that? Yeah, I do. And you know what? If they don't induct a certain person, we'd be fit. You remember what episode it was? Let me ask you that. Do you remember what episode it was?
Speaker: don't know i might have put it in the description i'll tell you mike was mike was still with us for saturday's episode we need to see who was right who was it how about that i'll see i'll see if i can find it um i'll go back to the episode they'll compute on god damn day in the bathroom dig this shit and fuck up i want to say it was one of these episodes i want to say that
Speaker: I, I might have put it in the description. So I'll look for it. And if I can find it, um, I've got a couple of things I got to do tomorrow. So I'll look and see if I can find that episode. Cause Mike was still with us. So that almost narrows it down. Um,
Speaker: Yeah, and I'll have to put and I'll look out and see when the nominees were were announced because we did that story. We did that story almost. We did that like that same week. So I'll look at what they was there when they gave up the nominees. That's how we narrow it down right there. Yeah, I don't want me to cut you off. I apologize. I know you had a plan, but God damn it. We didn't do this shit. No. So yeah, well, we'll definitely either you guys can help me find it if you guys can narrow it down and let me know.
Speaker: Um, we can definitely revisit it because I actually wrote that list down on, uh, I wrote that list down and I put notes beside it of who picked to February 2nd. But when I, when I, um, when I, uh, yeah, but it doesn't really narrow down to what's the final episode. Yeah, it does kind of.
Speaker: It does narrow it down because we did it right around the time the nominees came out. Now the nominees see my February second. So February. So it is going to be, while I'm looking at it, while we're talking about it, March, February, February, March, where's February? God, why do we do so many goddamn shows a week? Why do we do so many goddamn podcasts? No, I'm just kidding. It is going to be, it is going to be,
Speaker: episode 79, 80, 81. We made pics. This is what we do y 'all. We gotta make pics and not. 80 was gay penguins. Yeah, 80 was gay.
Speaker: seventy nine is what Tony you joined I was thinking that and uh eighty one was the eighty one was when we added the third
Speaker: I can almost bet it wasn't a Monday show cause Jeff didn't make too many Mondays until recently. It might've been like 82 because we did the starting five of best songs. And I think I said when we, since we did the starting five best songs that the, the list, um, for song, uh, the nominations came out. Top five songs of all time was that list.
Speaker: So it should definitely be 81, 82, 83, or 82, 83, 84. Top five songs at all times. I believe it on that. I have all the starting fives saved. I have all the starting five pictures saved. I just have to actually look.
Speaker: So now that I have an area. So yeah, we have an area we can get from. So it's going to be from 80 somewhere between 82. And it might be 80 but no it wasn't 80 because 80 was the
Speaker: I don't know. I'll I'll figure it out tomorrow anyway. Yeah, anyways, we'll figure it out. Um but I do wanna they did announce the uh the inductees for the 2022 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees. We will figure it out but II know I made that list and I documented who picked who and um can't find it on paper. We got it on video. Well, that was that was back. That was back before Chris got his notebook.
Speaker: No, no, I had it on paper, but before, when I cleaned the house before Jodi came up, it was one of the things that I think got thrown away. So. Okay. But yes, to your point, Jeff, I have a notebook now. So all my little notes during shows and after shows and when random shit pops up into my head, it's all notated down. My notebook's not going anywhere. But anyway, so the 2022 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees were announced.
Speaker: I'm actually, I'm pretty, for the most part, I'm pretty happy with this. So we'll go ahead and rattle them all off for you. You got Pat Benatar. Yeah. And Neil Giraldo, fuck that guy, first and foremost. He only got inducted into the Hall of Fame because that's Pat Benatar's husband. Okay. Yeah. So fuck that guy. Okay. Duran Duran. Well deserved, both of them. Exactly.
Speaker: one of the greatest hip hop artists of all time.
Speaker: Eminem. And as 50 Cent said, this is black music. And he's a white guy. And he does it better than almost any of us. And Eminem. And those are... Let's be clear. Let's be clear. This is true. Not my words. No, this is true. I saw him when he said this. Eminem is amazing. Eminem was a beast. He has respect. Keep going. I'm about to start talking. No. I'm not the biggest rap guy because I can't rap.
Speaker: Well, here's my thing about Eminem and it doesn't have anything to do with the fact if you can rap or not Jeff But this is a guy who who is a lyricist and
Speaker: This is the guy that has changed and adapted. And not only has he changed and adapted, he's made songs, making fun of rappers in their style of rap and done it better than they did it.
Speaker: I'm trying to keep my mouth shut so you can stay on topic before I fucking start going. Two words, two words, freestyle battle rapper. Freestyle, yeah. I'm gonna give his own category. He's one of the best battle rappers and record sales hip hop artists ever. Yeah. What is that? What is that? Oh damn, help me out, Tony. What is it?
Speaker: he did one with with tech nine um oh where they just freestyle uh uh what is it like? It's a type of freestyle. It's a it's a it's a it's a type of freestyle. They weren't battling. It's um shit. It's like
Speaker: No, no, no, it's not the song. It's the style that they did it the way they did it. It's a style. It's a name for it. But it was like a nine. It was like a nine minute video of him in tech. Or was it tech? No, it wasn't tech nine. It was Royce the Five -Nine. Oh, them two was sick. Yeah, but it's a style. The way they did it, I can't think of the name of it, but it's a style.
Speaker: A lot of people who are friends as hip -hop artists might not want to battle them, too. They're friends. And they got this. But go ahead before we get on topic, because I'm a fucking star. I love, I love, I do love you. What kind of rap is it? I will do this shit, all right? You know what? I can surprisingly hold my own with you. And I think I've shown you that a time or two. No, I believe you. And you know your news. Because when I did my marathons, you would be there. You knew some of them songs. Yeah.
Speaker: but uh me as a rock rock and roll artist pissed off Gene Simmons and I understand where he's coming from because but that's the thing and rock and roll artists came in there yeah but but that's the thing yeah but that's the thing the rock and roll hall of fame really needs to change
Speaker: to the music hall of fame. Because you've got, I mean, just this list alone, check this list out. I mean, already Pat Benatar, I guess she's rock and roll. Give her a rock and roll. It's supposed to be there, but as the battlefield goes in there, fuck that. If this boy doesn't, fuck that. I'm not gonna argue with you. I love me some Pat Benatar. And wait, when love is a battlefield comes on the radio, you better believe I know the dance. And I'm dancing. I just love the video. Yeah, the video was great. Duran Duran, not necessarily a rock fan.
Speaker: They're more of a pop. They're a pop star. They're a pop 40. A pop star. A pop star. A pop star. A pop star. A pop star. A pop star. A pop star. A pop star. A pop star. A pop star. A pop star. A pop star. A pop star. A pop star. A pop star. A pop star.
Speaker: Yeah, you got the Erythmics, they made it in. But I will give them their three hits as iconic, a legendary and worthy. Yes. That we know of. Well, and here's the thing, here's the thing that you have to look at when it comes to the quote unquote rock and roll Hall of Fame. It's not based off of sales and hits or anything like that. It's based off of, you know, Eminem is a innovator. He was, he did something that wasn't done successfully.
Speaker: because you had vanilla ice in the past and yeah, he was a one -hit wonder. You had snow, that was a one -hit wonder. But he was, Eminem was an innovator. He, you know, Duran Duran. Duran Duran only had a handful.
Speaker: Yeah, but I like third base and I like Beastie Boys and I wouldn't put Beastie, I wouldn't put third base and Beastie Boys in the same category of Vanilla Ice and Snow. You had a Canadian white dude that thought he was Jamaican.
Speaker: Thank you, Jim. Like you're saying the Beastie Boys, I never put in my younger days. In my opinion. This hurts. This hurts. This hurts. This hurts. Stop. I got a break. I got a break. Can't take it. Stop.
Speaker: It don't get no more fucked up than that. I'm sorry.
Speaker: Okay, go ahead. I'm sorry. Now, the Beastie... The epitome of not knowing the words is... The Beastie Boys. The Beastie Boys did something that Lincoln Park got incredibly famous for, and they did it way before they did. They introduced us to a rock sound with rap lyrics. Yeah, I would still consider the Beastie Boys... And a kind of a techno mix with the Beastie Boys. Are the Beastie Boys in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Well, you know what? I think they might be, and if they're not, they damn sure should be.
Speaker: Hold on. Let me check. Please. Rest in peace, Adam. Rock and roll. Yeah, rest in peace, Adam, for real. These boys were inducted into the Rock and Roll team in 2012. Yeah, I thought they were. They had a very interesting sound to their music. Like I said, it's a rock, techno, rap. They had no intentions of being rappers. No. Had support to do it with the Rock and Roll style. And it was very fucking successful. One fucking album.
Speaker: I mean, intergalactic planetary, that fucking song is, is like techno rock rap. And it's, it's like licensed to ill, licensed to ill was awesome. Fight for your right to party is, is.
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Speaker: I enjoyed I enjoyed no Beastie Boys Beastie Boys were fun, but I enjoyed their music So we got we got their read their rhythm mix again. They were a different style a different You know, they whether they had one hit or they had 20 hits and they they had more than three good songs I was a fan of them, but uh
Speaker: The one and only, I dare say, and I'm sure somebody out there will argue with me, but the queen of country music, Ms. Golly Parton is in. I'm not mad. I'm not. And you said that. You're not mad. No. You're not mad. I love Golly Parton. And I don't know you if you do. Yeah, she's a beautiful woman. But aside from that,
Speaker: I think Whitney Houston would have been just fine without you. I think Whitney Houston would have been fine without her. He was doing fine without her. Trust me. Whitney, I'll get into a fight with you about Whitney. I love Whitney. No, well, my point is that Dolly Parton wrote that song. Yeah, no, no. Dolly Parton wrote that song.
Speaker: Look at her catalog of songs. There are gonna be songs on there. There are gonna be songs on there.
Speaker: They agreed to let her do it. Whitney was doing fine before her. And for them two to come together and allow that to happen was fucking iconic. That's like, that's like, that's all has a billion views on YouTube. He's a billion. I did, when I did my music shows, I will play the videos. I would look, I said, Jesus Christ. But, and that's the thing, you know, Dolly wasn't hitting the high notes like Whitney hit. Right.
Speaker: But I love Dolly's version just as much as I like Whitney's version. And Dolly was chilling. Yes. It's like Chaka Khan. Mm -hmm. Yeah. Miley Cyrus did a version of Jolene. And I don't know. Miley and Dolly are tight.
Speaker: like they're they're like super and okay this probably I'm gonna catch heat from you guys but it is it is what it is I like Miley Cyrus's voice when she sings she does she does some obnoxious songs
Speaker: But when she sings, that girl is a fan. If you get away from them, what's on the radio and what's popular and listen to some of her other music, that little girl can sing her ass off. She's got a song I actually did like a while ago. She's got a voice that is unbelievable.
Speaker: And she did a remake of Jolene. And I think she's done some other Dolly songs. But she did a remake of Jolene, which was amazing. She's talented, but she's been rebellious for a specific reason. I don't know what it is. She was trying to, yeah, she was trying to detach herself from that Disney image. I can understand that. I can understand. The thing from my understanding, and this goes to the Dark Side of Disney, when you're working for Disney, they don't let you go nuts.
Speaker: Well, a lot of them, look at Disney stars, man. Look at Zach. Look at Zach. Get out from under Disney's foot. You go fucking nuts because no one said they're going, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that. Well, I mean, look at Zach Efron. When he got away from Disney, this dude's running around and next to nothing, you know, you know, doing, you know, not that he's gone crazy or anything, but I mean, even, uh, old boy from, uh, from, uh, that's so Raven, I think his name's Orlando Brown.
Speaker: He turned into a straight up fucking gangster in and out of jail. This and the other thing, you know, and it's just like, dude, you had the world in your palm. And what do you what are you doing? But so we got Dolly Parton made it in. The one and only Mr. Lionel Richie. Huge fan. Well deserved. Well deserved. Fucking man had a stand still on the ceiling for years. We're still dancing on the ceiling.
Speaker: Hey, he gets me. I use his line in arguments. So I can do this all night long. Calm down Chris Evans. This is an Avengers. Hey, hey, when that man said, when that man said, he's easy. Yeah. I was like, oh, damn. He still gets me every time. I love that song. I do love me some Lionel Richie. I won't even lie. But Miss Carly Simon made it in.
Speaker: You talked about that. Yeah, she should have been in there. She should have been in that motherfucker. She should have. Another band that should have, without question, that's the band from Brooklyn, isn't it? Huh? It's that band from Brooklyn, isn't it? The one we talked about that's been around forever.
Speaker: No, a band without question, it is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. This is probably the only Rock and Roll, actual Rock and Roll band on here without question should have been in there years and years ago and I don't know why they weren't. The who? The who is in there. Who do we say this? Who was it?
Speaker: Judas Priest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Finally got in there. We said this shit. The fuck took so long. Mm -hmm. You gotta be kidding me. I think it comes down to... I'm not even gonna rock and roll with a fan. What the fuck took so long? Serious. No, it all comes down to, like, bias.
Speaker: They are still they are still rocking today. An old boy old boy from Judas Priest still sounds amazing and he's like 70 years old and he sounds just like he did in the 80s live in concert. They are still rocking just as hard as they were in there all this time. That's **** that's crazy to me. I don't know who this is.
Speaker: Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis? You don't know who the fuck that is? Yeah, I've heard that name. Are they music producers or? Are the two fucking kidding me? Are the two of you fucking kidding me right now? I don't know. Why don't you help us out instead of criticizing? Have you ever heard of Morris Day at the Time? Yeah. OK, yeah, Jimmy Jam. Have you ever heard of Janet Jackson? Yeah. They were the producers for Janet Jackson. OK. Me and Morris Day at the Time got fired by Prince, started producing the Janet Jackson Echelon. Did you ever see the new edition movie?
Speaker: Jeff, I know you. No, I haven't. I knew better. I knew better. No, Jimmy, because they did, they produced Janet Jackson songs, most of her songs, they produced me with this, they produced for a bunch of motherfuckers.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't, I don't have any, no, I just, I, the names weren't familiar to me. No, but I've heard that name Jimmy Jam before. They have said I did put two and two together. Behind the scenes staples like Babyface was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's what I said. I'm assuming, I assume they were music producers from back in the day and stuff like that. So they made it in. Another name I don't know, Alan Grubman. I'm assuming another music producer.
Speaker: I forgot to be talking about Alan Grubman. Hold on. Who's Alan Grubman? Oh fuck, too lazy to tell you. Alan Grubman is an American entertainment lawyer. Well that's an interesting inductee. Yeah. He founded the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker: I'm surprised. Okay. I'm done right there. He founded it. Okay. Hey, remember, we're not going to discuss that anymore. I don't know why he wasn't. Well, you know, I mean, yeah. We all, I think we all know this name, Jimmy Iovine, Iovine guest, a music producer, all that. He founded Interscope Records. Yeah, Interscope. Interscope. He's the man above Dr. Dre. He's the man that pushed out beats by Dre.
Speaker: Yeah. Okay. A billion dollars off of this. A billion dollars. Yeah. I was going to say anything. Fucking beats. Basically anything, any, any music that came out between 90 and 2000 had Jimmy's name attached to it. In the school records. Shit. That catalog. You're welcome.
Speaker: I'll see you in six months. You're still not gonna be done. When you're a quarter way through, call me. Again, the last few names, I don't know, so forgive me. Sylvia Robinson. I don't know that, it sounds familiar, hold on. Sylvia Roberts. Robinson.
Speaker: Who's Sylvia Robinson? This motherfucker. So Sylvia Robinson was an American singer, record producer, and record label executive. I think she... She's sensing music. I know the name for some songs.
Speaker: Yeah, she's the one that founded Suga Hill Records. Now, she was the woman who was the one that had them do that song. And the lyrics behind Rapper's Delight was taken from another rapper. That's one of the biggest problems in hip -hop. Her years active were from 1950 to 2011. Yeah. He got his guys to do Rapper's Delight. He came from another rapper. Associated acts, Mickey and Sylvia, the moments, the songs.
Speaker: Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five sugar hell gang. Sylvia. Sylvia. Bo Diddley. That was that damn song. DJ Cool. Yeah, she goes back to hip hop. Yeah. Mickey and, uh, Mickey and Sylvia were in Dirty Dancing. Oh, okay.
Speaker: They were. Sylvia, how do you call your lover and watch that movie once? Oh, is that what it says? Yeah. You've never seen that movie once? I didn't want to see it. That's for me. That's a good movie. I heard. It's a very good movie. I'm still hearing about it. I understand. We're talking about New Jack City. Y 'all got dirty dancing. Oh, lover boy. I've seen New Jack City though.
Speaker: You're pointing at me, not Jeff. There you go. Nice one. You're like... I've seen him. He's a watch. You got Elizabeth Cotton. Cotton. C -O -T -T -E -N. I don't know who that is either. Go ahead, Jeff. Who's Elizabeth Cotton? Hold on. He's going to pull up some, like, plantation owner. Yeah, he's going to pull up.
Speaker: She's an American musician. She's old as hell. Oh, yeah. CO2TEN, right? Yeah, CO2TEN. Yes. OK. Elizabeth Libby Cotton is an American folk and blues musician. Oh, nice. A self -taught, handed guitarist. A left -handed guitarist. Oh, she's got my heart. Playing guitar string, strung, from the right -hand player. So she actually played the guitar upside down. She's played upside down like Jimi Hendrix. Yeah.
Speaker: Old school. Because Jimmy was a South Paul like, too. And nobody would teach him how to play the guitar. She died in 87. Nice. Blues, left -handed, self -taught. She's got my heart. She's got my vote. God bless. And this is a name that I do know. I'm not familiar with his works or anything, but I've heard the name a lot. But Harry Belafonte.
Speaker: Harry goes down in history, there'll be no disrespect to Harry. So, I mean, the inductees were, and I think as far as musicians go, outside of, if memory serves me correct, outside of the producers and stuff like that, as far as music goes and the artists, I think we were all pretty much spot on on who should and shouldn't get in.
Speaker: I probably am familiar with it.
Speaker: I think we missed a few names, but they put some legends in there. I can respect the legends going in, because we spoke about that too. It jumped in the line, which is the end song for Beetlejuice. Dale, Jamaican, Freewell. Farewell. I ain't read that wrong. Farewell. It's Farewell. I know. I know. I mean, I could come and your mother go home. You're with the movie in the heat of the night? Mm -hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They call me Mr. Kids.
Speaker: That's him. That's him. He died in. Recently, like last year. Yeah, I think it was. I think it was just in the last couple of years that he passed away. It doesn't say his death date, so he might be alive. Wait a minute. Hold the fuck off. He's. 27. It doesn't have a death date. It's just his spouse.
Speaker: Is Harry Belafonte still alive? Yeah, he's still alive, he's right. Yeah. I thought he passed away. Yeah, the banana boat song with the signature lyric. So just a little, just a little.
Speaker: you know, a little something extra for you guys. We were talking about how, you know, we was mentioning M &M and stuff like that, and how inductees are chosen and whatnot. So obviously, to be nominated for the Hall of Fame, the band or artist has to have released their first album with at least 25 years ago.
Speaker: And it is hard to believe that Eminem has been around that long. I was just, well, no, not really, because I remember the CD laying on the lunch table. Yeah, no, his first album came out in 97 or 98. 98, 99, I remember.
Speaker: So yeah, I remember that. Ballots are then sent to over a thousand members of the music industry. Factors such as artist musical influence on other artists, length and depth of their career and the body of work, innovation and superiority in style, technique are taken into consideration according to the Hall of Fame. Fans will have an opportunity to vote online for their favorite nominees as a fan ballot
Speaker: um and then the compromise of the top five fan favorite artists which will be tallied along with the industry ballots uh so i mean that's that's kind of where they uh you know like i said as i was saying it it's not so much it's it's not so much based off of you know like the arrhythmics
Speaker: you know, Dolly Parton has had hit after hit after hit after hit. And the Arrhythmics may have only had five hits. It's not based off of that. It's an influential thing. And like I said, there's a band that I want to get, that I'm trying to get permission to use their music and trying to get their, you know, maybe even get them on the show. And their sound is, it reminds you a lot of Duran Duran or, um,
Speaker: You know, that the pesh mode is what their sound is a lot like. So obviously, clearly, these are younger guys that were influenced by bands back in the day. So, you know, and there's, you know, when you're when you're when you're talking to somebody in a band.
Speaker: one of the main curious things that I always have is who was your main influence? I mean, that's kind of one of the first questions you ask in an interview on on a band. So that makes sense. That they would start to sound like that band, or at least have one or two songs that have that influence. Absolutely. See, I can sound smart. Sorry.
Speaker: I was smart all day long, but you look like a genius. I'll be right back. Jesus, we got to find our broadcast. I want to see what we did and how we picked. I know. I want to see this shit. I mean, it just hit me when he said I really didn't mean to cut him up, but goddamn, it hit my head.
Speaker: I'm scrolling through shit. I'm scrolling through shit. I was answering a message for work. My slack is always on, so I get messages. Listen, with what you told me about your job, you didn't bother me one bit. Get all that shit. Amen to that. Get all that shit. The hell am I like that? This week is my worst week I've had in like four months. Why?
Speaker: Well, my paycheck's based on bonuses. And I only got, I only got 12 this week. I mean - I only got 12. Which is still $1 ,200. I'm not complaining. From what you've told me, you should be to the good on everything. Oh, I am. I am. I'm rolling. And there's no reason - I'm not worried about it.
Speaker: There's no reason for you to stop. Once you get free, accept the surplus. And with the family, why wouldn't you? You know what I'm saying? Well, I mean, literally, that's another reason I don't leave the house is because I'm just - I got you. We focused you all day, but trust me. When you told me what you told me, you sit your ass right in the fucking door. You got to buy a brand new chair every six months. I don't want to fucking hear it. Well, no, that's something I'm asking. I'm actually looking at buying a new computer. I want to get a - You need an ergonomic chair.
Speaker: Oh, I have that. I'm golden with it. Well, I want to get one of those. You need a recliner. So you can sit there and pull the fucker while it's vibrating while you're doing that bullshit, all right? Well, you get ads that lay on it and do that. That's what I want. Yeah. I'll say more. If I hit the ladder, I'm buying one of those $6 ,000 recliners that go around the legs and the arms and everything. All you got to do is sit there and that motherfucker just goes. Aren't they really $6 ,000? What's a fucking brand? I wish I saved that site. But I'd spend it if I had it. I bet you could probably find it on Amazon.
Speaker: No, you can't. I want to eventually do a segment of stupid shit that's on Amazon. Like that taco thing you were talking about, Chris? That taco catcher.
Speaker: Which by the way, I must have saw about 15 to 20 different posts on Facebook about after you mentioned it everywhere. And I still think it's stupid because whatever's on. I don't, I don't think it's stupid. I just think it's, I mean, it is kind of dumb and it is what it is. But in my head is who is that sloppy when they eat? No. Well, some tacos may not may well wrap.
Speaker: I don't, yeah, and I don't care, you know, I don't care that you live in Mexico and you go to fucking Chipotle and you get one of their goddamn Chipotle burritos and they put about six pounds of fucking food into a regular 10 inch tortilla soft, soft tortilla. And I'm not that messy with it.
Speaker: No, agreed. Agreed. And at the end of the day, if it falls on my plate, I'm going to eat it. You know what happens when it falls on your plate? You got tortilla chips. Yeah. Dipping scoop. Tortillas. You got tortilla chips, man. You're dipping scoop. No, no, no, no. I literally, when you go to a restaurant here, one of the staples is they had your little, it looks like a bowl with a lid on it. And it's filled with just tortillas.
Speaker: Yeah, no, you go to a lot of, you know, like that Mexican restaurant that I was telling you about down the road for me. That's the same thing. Anything you order, it comes with that little thing. Yeah. And it's got homemade tortillas and all your, all your fictions is on your plate. And then you make, whether you want to make a burrito, you want to, you know, if you can fancily fold it up and fancily, is that a word?
Speaker: I'm not that fancy. Are you sure? There's a there's a place here that sells uh barbacoa and barbacoa is basically uh it's it's it's uh uh it almost looks like pulled pork but it's not pork
Speaker: And it's very stringy and I'll go buy a kilo of that and we'll sit on the table and we'll eat that at the restaurant. And they just constantly bring you tortillas and sauce. Shit's all amazing. And I constantly - What is a kilo compared to pounds? It's less than a pound. No, it's less than a pound.
Speaker: I'll see your title. I'll see your title. I'll see your title. I'll see your title. Well, kilos, 3 .2 pounds. kilos, 3 .2 pounds. Got you. I'll see your title. OK. See them fighting words. What are fighting? But believe it or not, when I'm so used to everything being in kilos, I don't really register how much sun rays.
Speaker: Tony, Tony's like, we're on a coin shortage. We need to exchange motherfucker.
Speaker: Yeah, those of you listening to Tony, if you don't sit your $5 down and I never liked you anyway.
Speaker: I knew I knew this is this was going to be a thing eventually. God damn right. I was trying to say this. This is something that. Oh. Oh.
Speaker: This is something that Chris and I spent 45 minutes playing where to the point we had I'm with stupid and so am I and then we had Nick as stupid. Here, make fun of my mom. I'm an orphan. I'm not making fun of your mom. I'm sure she's... I imagine she's an absolutely amazing woman. She raised you, but she loves me.
Speaker: She does. My adopted mom since I was an orphan. My adopted mom who saved me from the orphanage. I was at the front of the line. Please, sir. May I have some milk? I'll take that one. She'll be good. She'll kiss me on watch. I'll take my Tony's name. I'll show you.
Speaker: She said, I'll take the big one. Oh, shit. Why is it? All the moms just tell me, go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Oh, well. Jesus. Oh, well, Jeff. I'm just saying.
Speaker: What's going on? Jeeves. Jeeves, what the hell did you do to your name? That's good. That's his YouTube. Hey, it says J S J V D. Full. He said Jeeves the other night. Yeah, I was going to say his name. Well, I've changed Vine like four times. Did Jeeves have a stroke when he was typing his name? But uh. He used to jet lag and leave him alone. I know this man's fucking world traveler over here. God damn, his layout was longer than his flanks.
Speaker: Yeah, he was he was live one time. I think I think when he went went out, you know, sadly when his pops passed or whatever, and he was talking about his layover and stuff like that.
Speaker: and I was like, God damn, like he was sitting somewhere for four hours. Yeah, for several hours. He had an 11 hour layover, eight hour layover. He had a 24 hour layover one time. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Four hour layover. That shit was fucking, I was like, God damn. See, that's that shit with, that is that shit that would kill me when I'm flying because you guys make fun of me about my fear of heights and fear of flying. But that's that shit that would kill me. I want a direct flight. Don't drop me out. When I go to Vegas.
Speaker: when i go to yeah international travel and it was emergency i fully understood it but i say fuck yeah don't and when i'm going to that when i was deploying and he was took out some of my flights if i'm going to vegas from ohio don't drop me off in fucking florida for four hours take me to vegas
Speaker: Why are we in Florida? Why are we in Florida? I had to fly from Virginia to Alabama. I had to fly from Norfolk to Dulles, which is north, do a four hour layover and then fly to Alabama. I said, shit, I could have drove this. I'm at that point in my life that if I have to fly for more than three hours, I don't need to know. You're fucking lazy.
Speaker: Um, no, no, no. I remember I remember one time, one time, um, my ex wife and the kids flew back home for something where they were coming on her vacation or whatever. And their flight from, from, from, from, from South Carolina to Columbus.
Speaker: They had to do a transfer or whatever the fuck it's called. Layer or whatever. Sure. And Cleveland. They were going to Columbus International. You flew over Columbus International to go to Cleveland to come back to Columbus.
Speaker: Like, what the hell sense does that make? Give me a parachute. Push me out of the plane. When you fly over a fucking comet. I don't think nobody's going to send me. I said, push. I said, push me out. We had to stop.
Speaker: And I'm going to go ahead and say this, we had a stop in New York. I told them, y 'all can drop me off here. I'll drive the rest of the way, because I'm no part of the street for my grandparents. That was the thing. That was the thing. That made no sense. They went to Cleveland. Now, Cleveland from Columbus is two hours. What if that? They got them. Yeah, I think they, I was in South Carolina. I wasn't getting nobody. I think they had like a two hour layover, and then they got on the plane, and then went to Columbus. And I'm like, why didn't you stop there first? I was like, yeah. That was my thing.
Speaker: You literally, you literally flew over Columbus. Columbus is in the middle of the state. Bottom of the state you got Cincinnati, you got Columbus, and then you got Cleveland. Yeah.
Speaker: And you're coming from South Carolina, South Carolina is over here. So you're doing this line. Yeah. Cincinnati, Columbus, Cleveland. Oh, wait, help everybody get off the point for a couple of hours and then get back on another plane and then come back down here. Yeah. For 22nd flight, whatever. I don't know how long it takes to fly from Cleveland to Columbus. I didn't even know there was flight from Cleveland to Columbus unless you were on a private jet. It's one of those things that never gets to full out.
Speaker: from Cleveland. Yeah. I don't know. It's just like we're landing. Yeah. So, you know, that **** blows my mind. Like, no, I'm going to Vegas. Take me to **** Vegas. Don't take me to **** Don't don't take me to LA and then bring me back to Vegas. I find a direct flight where you are but you're actually you should because at that time, again, I'll drive from from from California to Vegas. I don't think it's that far of a drive. People do it all the time. We'll see. Depends on what part of
Speaker: I'll drive the Pacific East Coast. I'll drive the Pacific East. No, I won't. No, the fuck I won't. I've seen some of those roads. No, the fuck I won't because some of these assholes are on a mountain on the edge of the mountain looking down at the ocean. No, I'm out. I'm just kidding. Just take me to Vegas. Just take me to fucking Vegas. Yes. Parachuting me out. No, but one of the things I think if
Speaker: Money in time wasn't an issue. I want to get a classic whip and do all of Route 66. Go for it. Speaking of driving, I think that would be amazing. Not exactly, but
Speaker: man. I don't know. Like I said, her flight to Europe was like 12 hours. Oh, no, I'm out. I got that long without smoking. Trust me. Try 10 hours flight. I'm like, you better give me 14 ambient and wake me when we get there. It's like, it's from the States to Ireland. It's like 18 or 20 hour flight. Yeah. Which state?
Speaker: from the States to Ireland from like, well, I heard people talk about it from Florida from Tampa, Florida, Tampa International because it's down here. Yeah. Yeah. I know. But I'm just saying, yeah, but I'm just saying, I mean, you're on a plane for almost 24 hours. I've done it. I'm getting fucking hammered a few times.
Speaker: First time on the plane scared to death. I'm trying to join the Mahogany. Would you go to Mars on a rocket that Elon's doing? Well Jeff will because Matt Damon's there and he's planting potatoes.
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Speaker: My main concern is, here's my main concern. Can I smoke? Even one though. Can I smoke? No. No, I'm out. You can't smoke on a plane, no. No, no, I'm out. It's not 1972 anymore. You can't smoke on a plane. You can't fucking smoke on a rocket. You know how many goddamn flammable. What up, Chris? Yeah, he's not thankful. I'm out.
Speaker: Hey, Jodi. Hey, Mrs. Officer. I can't take a step. I'm driving. I'm leaving three days earlier and I'm driving. Come on, baby. Good luck, slap nuts. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Let's just be adventurous. I'll try to be quick. Do you say a little lie? I don't know how long that flight would be.
Speaker: to on Mars. It takes a while to get to the moon in the first place of Mars. It's not that long. I mean, fucking what's his nuts from Virgin Mobile? They did it in like an hour and a half. We didn't get to Mars. Some Mars? Oh, no, they went to know. Never mind. Never mind. They just went to space. They just went to space. No, they didn't. They just broke gravity. They broke gravity and came back. They broke gravity. Hey, David. $20 million to do that. Fuck off. I ain't going to fucking Mars. Fuck you.
Speaker: Actually, you know what? I will go to Mars. No, you won't. Yes, I will. I'm gonna fight me an alien. Why won't I make it? You can't fly to Vegas. How the fuck you gonna get to Mars? I can fly to Vegas!
Speaker: We'll see. We will see. We will see. We will see. You want to, I mean, how high is the plane? Get up on the ground. Off the ground. It was less than a month. I'm going to go fight an alien. I'm going to go fight an alien. Add it to the list, Jeffrey. Add it to the list, Jeffrey. I'm going to go fight an alien. However. Do you know what? Independence Day, Independence Day pulled a Simpsons and they predicted the future.
Speaker: Will Smith, smacking the shit out of an alien. Tell me Chris Rock don't look like an alien. And they haven't predicted you flying yet. I am going to fly. Actually, my first flight, and I told you, Tony, my first flight, and this was Jodi's idea, was we're going to fly down there to see you. That's Debbie. Y 'all going to drive. You said that. No, she said we're going to fly, so I can get used to being on a plane before we go to Vegas.
Speaker: I'll drive back. If I get four layover, if I get four layovers, my next flight I take is coming to Cancun to kick your ass, Jeffrey. No, no, the first flight, Jody said we're going to come down and see you. We're going to come out and come down there and hang out with you. So I can get used to being on a plane and doing all that jazz before we go. We get it. I'll meet you in Atlanta. We do weekend there.
Speaker: Why do we gotta go to Atlanta? Can't we go somewhere? I'm not flying international. I'm flying national. Well, you won't have a flight to make it. You'll have a flight to Atlanta. I'll meet y 'all. It's like Mansfield Long. There's an airport but you don't have one coming here. Okay. I guess we're going to Atlanta. You okay with that baby? You're in here.
Speaker: No, my my thing is I think it would be cool to do the whole I'm not interested in space. I'm not even gonna lie. I am So would Jeff both y 'all need to go to space Japanese to go to space so he gets out of his bathroom Because it'll anybody with back issues Well If I can figure out where I can do it without costing a goddamn fortune I'm gonna do the vomit comment
Speaker: That's that's basically they put you in an empty 747 and do a nosedive from a mile up and you go at zero gravity for even leave your bathroom. You're not going to do that vomit comment, whatever. They call it the vomit comment, but it's basically it simulates zero gravity. How much that cost? I have no idea. Google that shit. I'd do that.
Speaker: I won't do that shit. I will not do that shit. That motherfucker jumped from our atmosphere and landed with a parachute. Chips on the NASA weightless wonder known as the vomit comment would cost more than $5 ,000 per person. That's it. Zero gravity corporation. That's five grand a pop. I can't believe she said we were going to take separate flights. That hurts my feelings.
Speaker: Look at me. Look at your man. Look at me. I'm on a plane. I got on a plane for you, woman. Tell me a favor.
Speaker: I'm telling you, I'm picking up now. Take the title down, bitch. The title down. Put our names back up. Put our names back up.
Speaker: hold on. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Comment of the night. Comment of the night. Put put our names back up. **** this **** Well, where are we at? We're at the end of the show. Okay. So, leave that up there for a minute so I can
Speaker: Actually, you know what? Come on. I'm on a horse. That shit was funny. Tony, I'm on a horse. I'm on a horse. That's the like video. You want to see it? I am predicting. Actually, Tony, email it to us. And then I can put it into the videos. Oh, the I'm on a horse video?
Speaker: Welcome to Jeff's World, you son of a bitch. Tony, have you ever seen the movie Crocodile Dundee? Absolutely. I am predicting Chris's flight to go just like that, where it starts to take off and he uses here from the back of the plane. Jesus!
Speaker: cover cover your ears noise warning the flight takes off
Speaker: I'm taking a shit on the 12 hour flight. I'm sorry. I don't know how long it gets. I don't know how long it takes to get to Vegas, but it was 12 hours. Somebody open a window. Come out. I was thinking, I was thinking, oh boy, for Friday.
Speaker: Comment of the name. Comment of the name. That's my nomination.
Speaker: Don't go in there for about another 35, 45 minutes. She said, God, do you wonder why I want to do this? I changed my mind. I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this. I don't want to die.
Speaker: Shut the **** up **** You wonder why we take a separate place. There you go. There you go. You put his **** on a hang glide. I'll let it air the **** out. Hey, like I said, let me have a few drinks. Put the names back up. I'm on a horse. Let me, let me, let me have a few drinks. Let me get feeling good about about life. I'll be fine on the
Speaker: I promise you that. Goddammit, Jeff. Stop pushing buttons. We're doing the same thing at the same time, Jeff. Exactly, Jody. Very well thought. We're going to take away our TSA preflight. You got TSA preflight or preflight? I wanted to, I wanted to fuck with the TSA agents. No, you don't. Don't look at my ass though.
Speaker: My buddy's a Tia. My buddy's a TSA agent. I told him I'm coming down. You know, I told him he works out in Austin. I said, I'm coming to Austin just so I can go through your life. And he said, no, the fuck you are not. He said, he said, he said, if I see you coming through my life, I promise you I will fucking quit on this. Me, me and him is his twin brother. We both told him we're we're coming to fly. We're going to drive to Austin. We're going to rent a car and drive from Ohio to Austin.
Speaker: because we just want to see everything.
Speaker: But then when we leave, we're flying out, we're coming through your line and he's like, I will fucking quit. Fuck both of you right now. I want to tell you, this is not making enough money to deal with your ass in pre -flight. There's a T -shirt out there that I want to get for the next time I go through TSA. It says, if you pat me down, you're gay. Says, TSA warning, if you pat me down, you're gay.
Speaker: Ooh, daddy, a little bit to the left. Yeah. That's the spot. Oh, yeah, yeah. Start from the hole. I'm standing on your phone.
Speaker: When you guys do fly, please record it. It'll make an amazing tiktok. We're going to be on the no fly list. I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I don't want to do this.
Speaker: I'm really not comfortable. I'm really not comfortable. But when you put that seatbelt on, Joe, that's his ass. You better go ride a roller coaster for training, bro. They're gonna tie your ass up. They're gonna tie your ass up like they did, uh... I'm gonna be duck taped. And fucking, uh, Wolf of Wall Street. They're gonna have to suit a fit and ambien your ass on their flight. That's what...
Speaker: He's going to be sleeping on the booty favor, Jody. When he's knocked out snoring, shave his ass. You don't understand. She likes my beard. She loves my beard. She loves my beard. It's all good. You should have heard her last night when I started talking about getting tattoos. She's the reverse Hitler mustache.
Speaker: Oh my God. When I told her about my dream, she said, oh no, no, no, that beard's not going nowhere. And I'm like, all right. You're going to be on no fly list. That's right. You're going to be on no fly list. She's like, I don't know him. Hell no.
Speaker: She's going back to TikTok, taking new boyfriend applications.
Speaker: This won't put away as much of the luggage that came off. Look how big he is. You think he's a, you think he'd be afraid of flying? Look at him. Oh, bitch. Flight attendant lives with you, sir. Let me guess, you have - They're just big dragons and guts smaller than their wings.
Speaker: called you Beach Dragon.
Speaker: Oh shit, I gotta end this show. Fuck you guys. He said Pete's draggin' Jesus.
Speaker: Captain the captions we've got a wild sex watch out the loose
Speaker: What do we do? He gets to the door of the plane to come back. I'm coming, Jody! I'm coming! I'll be there as soon as I can! He gets to the door of the plane, he's holding the plane, he's holding the plane, he's holding the plane, he's holding the plane, he's holding the plane, he's holding the plane, he's holding the plane, he's holding the plane, he's holding the plane, he's holding the plane, he's holding the plane,
Speaker: Hey, I'm not gonna lie. Every time I get to play, and as it's taken off, I am slightly nervous, but I don't say that. Oh shit. I'm just going. Oh my God. Oh. I'm in fucking tears. Y 'all, I'm in tears. Back me up, Tony. Takeoff is the scariest thing in the history of the planet.
Speaker: no landing going to kick his ass. Thanks guys. Thanks for all the support. Oh no, trust me. The day before you fly were like, so, uh, I want to watch out for turbulence. That's the clip.
Speaker: Like motherfucker Peter Pan. I'll take my shirt off right down there. You better not drink before you get on there, motherfucker. Take the whole flight up. You little ass circulate. Don't mind if we smell your breath and belch in each other.
Speaker: She said, you can have a few drinks to calm your nerves. And don't worry, when we get on the plane, my sister will hook us up with something that'll take care of you. I'm like, I don't know how I feel about that.
Speaker: I'm gonna I'm gonna chloroform myself as soon as I sit down their seats grab a napkin.
Speaker: I'm telling you, you better either sell it and get everything out before you go on that plane. I might want to smell you or hear your ass. I'm telling you. You mean right in the middle of a fight you don't want to hear. The one motherfucker that everybody can smell on the whole flight because the camera is pressurized. Trust me. Yeah. Oh, welcome. Welcome to my world, bitches. Oh, God. This is my world. You're just living in it. Deal with it. I got to replay this shit. Oh, my God.
Speaker: I've been tears. I was crying. I've been fucking tears. I've been absolute tears every year. If you're watching the podcast, put up the video with this shit. I'm telling you. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Mr. Paul, you're wearing a Tinkerbell.
Speaker: You know, it's gonna fuck you guys up. If I get on the plate for the first time, I'm just like, calm, cool, collective. Like, this is so bad. I promise you, you can win every week from now on. Yeah. Like this is not as bad as I thought it was going to be. I don't know why I was so afraid of it, but I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to do the screen just because no matter how I'm feeling, I'm just going to fuck everybody's world up. If you don't make it through this, I'm going to call you at the tooth fairy from now on.
Speaker: You only fly when ain't nobody looking.
Speaker: I told you I'm going to get your ass back. I don't know why I tell you guys. I don't know why I tell you guys things. Like I thought this was a safe space where I could tell you my fears and everything would be OK. But I'm on my way. I mean, you know, on second thought, I think I rent a car. I think I rent a car. He's going to say this motherfucker. He was killing me last year. I've been waiting on this shit.
Speaker: him. Brian, I wouldn't even I would only be in the lives for just a second just to drop a pipe while Tony D's ass and just wait to get his reaction from the comments. I'm saying his ass. I'll just drop it. He'd say bring your ass up. I wasn't even in there. I'd already dropped my pipe. I'm waiting for the reaction and come back five minutes later. Hit him with another one. Just disrupt every goddamn thing for like the last year and a half. Oh my god.
Speaker: I got a present for you. Just let me let me get it up here. We gotta end the show. I got it. I got it. I already know I'm going to get up. I want to thank y 'all for this because y 'all just cleared my sinuses. All right. All the problems going down. My stomach hurts. My face hurts.
Speaker: I'll have it. I'll have it ready by next episode. It'll be a fun call back cuz it's gonna take me a month. Yeah. Yeah. I'll I'll be I'm gonna try to get the audio. I'm gonna try to get the audio of my reaction when the plane takes off the screen and everything like that. I'm gonna put that on Tiktok. Somebody on their flight, please report this motherfucker when they take off. I can't wait. I can't wait. I got a book of jokes waiting on his ass. He's gonna make me riding luggage. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be like Nicholas Cage and Conner.
Speaker: The bunny down. The bunny down. Why don't you just put the bunny down and check your Snapchat? Oh, shit. I don't have anything from Snapchat. I just said it. No, you didn't. Tony sees it. I didn't get it, man. You said it's a Tony only, didn't you? No, I said it's nonsense. I can't. No, the fuck you didn't. Take my background off of this shit.
Speaker: What the hell is that? Send it to me. I didn't have time enough to do it and get it posted on the show. I think I could pull off a Peach Dragon filter much like my Shrek filter. I'm good.
Speaker: I'm gonna build, I'm gonna build for your profile picture. I'm gonna build you one of yours, you, but with this type of thing. I'll change my mind, I'll change my mind. I'll tell you where to change your mind, man. That'll be it, boy. He starts running from the door.
Speaker: She started running up and down the aisles. I can't do this. I can't do this. Mike Tyson's going to come up there. Sit your ass down. I'll wake up with that. I'll wake up with that flight lens and be like, thank you, Mike Tyson. I needed that.
Speaker: knock the fuck out. Thank you, sir. Can you be on the return flight, please? That's why that guy kept bothering Mike Tyson. He needed to be knocked the fuck out. Mike Tyson, have you visited Ohio? Would you like to visit? Oh, shit. Speaking of life. Do the Phil Collins in the air tonight from The Hangover to me.
Speaker: That was one of the funniest seasons in the entire goddamn movie. It gets me every time. No, there's a guy in DC. He bought a house and then way back in the night and then the airport was built not far from his house. And planes kept flying over his house and he was like, this isn't cool. I don't like this. So he spray painted on the roof of his house. Welcome to Cleveland.
Speaker: Oh, I've seen that. I've seen that. And then refused to move it. So the city bought him a new house. Yes, I've seen that. And I was like, nice. I see. I see that. That shit was fucking up passengers like crazy. What the fuck are we doing in Cleveland, motherfucker? Yeah, right? But we... Fuck you guys. I hate both of you.
Speaker: between what's going on, Mr. Twix. I don't know why. That's G's. Oh, is it G's? There's G's on Twitch. Oh, oh shit. What's going on? Uh, I'm finding a new co -host between now and Saturday. Submit your applications at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Why? Because fuck Tony and Jeff.
Speaker: That's why. Oh, we've listened to your podcast, your code, your coast, or they're pretty good. You guys are good together. Why are you looking for new co -hosts? Because fuck those guys. They made fun of me. Fucking pranks. Man. Oh, shit. I got a headache. This shit hurts. Oh, God. I had a headache when we started. I took an ibuprofen.
Speaker: Oh, I guess. No, we are going to. We do got to.
Speaker: All my bags are packed and I'm ready to go. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'll be back again.
Speaker: Ever since Armageddon, every time I hear that song, I just see Ben Affleck singing it. And what's his name? Okay.
Speaker: I love Steve Buscemi. I just want to feel the power between my legs. I just want to have some fun before I die. Holy shit.
Speaker: I don't even need to go to the gym tomorrow man.
Speaker: No, we do appreciate you. I still have a six pack. Bang. We can start a whole nother workout program. We can get rich out of that. Watch Nonsensical Nonsense. Do you want a six pack? Do you want to look like the guys from 300? Watch Nonsensical Nonsense. Did you get it just for me? I'm a six pack. Always remember.
Speaker: I'm on a horse. I'm on a horse. God, I'm on a horse and I changed my mind. You know what? Yeah, I'm going to get I'm going to get I'm going to get a screen for the back is going to have a
Speaker: airline seat for Saturday show.
Speaker: spread your wings and fly, I'm a beautiful butterfly. I hate both of you. Right before you take off, you just got to do a take off, I'm a beautiful butterfly.
Speaker: Oh, my God. Oh, my cheeks hurt. Fuck it. Oh, God damn. Well, I got to say, Jody, if you're watching this, stop encouraging these assholes. OK, give me another idea, Jody. Jesus. Please. Every time you feel something you don't want to do, get in touch with us. Yes.
Speaker: Don't miss the days he was cutting the grass without being told to. I bet you won't cut the grass no damn more. Fuck your grass. Fuck your loose hinges. You see the weeds? Damn the weeds. You're going to tell Tony and Jeff about your weeds. Baby, don't cut your weeds.
Speaker: At least Jeff will fly up here and cut my grandmother. I bet Jeff will fly and cut your grandmother. I bet Tony will fly and fix your screen door.
Speaker: Why don't you go to fix something else inside so you can't go outside in the air? You won't go on the roof and fix it, will you? Right, right, right, right. No. Somebody else will, though. Oh, shit. OK. Mm. That's what it is. Oh, wow. God damn. Oh, shit. Oh, man. What you got in this fucking show?
Speaker: Everyone's lost. We just can't let it go. I'm sorry but this is the best clips. They really are. They really are. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna get some screen recordings of some of this conversation and I'm just gonna post it up on social media.
Speaker: Yeah. That's the song you need to
Speaker: Look at R Kelly. I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every night.
Speaker: Damn. Take that off, Melissa. Son of a bitch. Oh, look at his rack, motherfucker. Fuck it, Ben Affleck singing. Oh, man. You'll never let me go. Oh. Leave me out in jail, Blaine.
Speaker: I don't know. Yeah, I'll be back again. Yes, get it, Michael.
Speaker: Okay. So just so you guys know, Saturday, Saturday is going to be a prolonged intro to the show because I'm going to download that song. I'm going to download that video.
Speaker: and we're going to get Rocky's. We're going to send it to the email, send it to the email so I can do it on the laptop. Right. Oh God. We're going to do Rocky's intro and then we're going to do that. Then we'll come into the show Saturday. Yo, what's going on? Facebook user. But now we do. We do got to end the show. It's it's already gone over.
Speaker: Holy Lord. Lord have mercy. And sent. So many emails. I can send an email in a few minutes. Right? No, we do it. We uh. No crazy. It's Rocky. There he is. Holy shit. He came in at the end of the show. Nice. What's going on, Rocky? Rocky, let me know when you can come back on the show, brother.
Speaker: but uh no it's so much easier to bring you on the show now too the video of steven seven he's just like it is what it is now we uh we do appreciate you guys hanging out with
Speaker: Dealing with this nonsense. I know we've got a little bit over tonight, but you know, it was totally worth it at the end of the day You guys aren't already You guys are not already follow us on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook Instagram Twitter and tick tock Go ahead and check out every single episode of the podcast on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts that are
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Speaker: Give us a follow, give us a like, and if you guys would be so kind, we don't ask for a whole lot, but the one favor we will ask from you guys is to go ahead and give us a share. Share us on social media, tell a friend, tell a coworker, you know, let them know about nonsensical nonsense. Bring it up in a random conversation at the grocery store like I do. I told people about our podcast at least six times today when I was out and about doing all kinds of shit. They're like, oh, you host a podcast? What's it called? I told them. So whether they listen to it or not, you know, six people, maybe one of them will listen.
Speaker: then maybe one of them will tell their friends. But we do appreciate you guys listening. We do appreciate hanging out with you guys. We have fun in here each and every time we do this podcast. I hate Tony and I hate Jeff. I'm looking for new co -hosts. I do love you guys. You guys are awesome. I enjoyed doing this show with you guys. I couldn't imagine doing this shit with anybody else.
Speaker: You may look at the three of us and go, look at these guys. But at the end of the day, these are three brothers in here.
Speaker: No, they're not. Yes, we are. So who do we got? Comment of the day. Comment. By the way. Comment. My vote. My vote. My vote goes with the first comment when she shot me completely shot me down with and that's why we're taking separate flights. When I mentioned the mile high club. We're talking separate flights. We're talking. We're talking. I hadn't seen how you just got on her shit list because you got to call her.
Speaker: Oh, no. Oh, shit. Well, actually, maybe she was like, now we talking. Now we're talking separate flights. That's it. I also like the the TSA pre the pre -approval thing or whatever. Yeah, I didn't start that one. CSA pre -flight. Yeah. Oh, shit. That's the same dude. I like actually actually that that's 100 % gets my you are. Yeah, you are a brother. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, Rock Lee's a brother. Rock Lee's my boy. That is my dude, like 100%. I need to break my stomach hurts, and I gotta hit it. Shit. Rock Lee's another one of those that will 100 % definitely be at the end. There it is. Fuck you, Tony. Yes, there it is.
Speaker: We gotta fuck you, Tony. Fuck you, Jeff. We gotta fuck you, Tony. There it is. It's nice to have the heat nut on me. Love it. Now, Rocky's definitely one of my brothers. He's one of those guys that will definitely 100 % be at the wedding. He'll be one of my groovesmen. I had some leftovers. I only ate once, but I'm about to eat another plate when I finish. I'm trying to hurry the fuck up. I'm about to eat another plate my damn self. I'm about to eat two more brats.
Speaker: But not my wedding, but our wedding baby. Sorry, I apologize. I'm about to broadcast, God damn it. Oh, damn it. Oh, damn yes. Yeah, you got to tell him today, brother. Damn. Yeah, I get to. She's antagonizing. Damn. Oh, yeah. I'm hell. I got you. Fuck you, Jeff. Fuck you, Tony. Five minutes. That was right. I didn't get it. Ooh. Ooh. Wolfpack.
Speaker: I'm trying to get off her. Shit. So we do appreciate you guys listening. We do appreciate you guys hanging out. We're going to wrap this shit up with the only way we know how if I figure out which button does what. Here we go. Wrong button. Where the hell are you at, Matt? I thought I talked to you.
Speaker: There it is. All right, we're gonna do this show like we always do, a little Blacktop Mojo. Thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for listening. If you don't know who Blacktop Mojo is, check it out anywhere and everywhere you stream music. Also on all social media, at Blacktop Mojo, we got a little wicked woman for you. Goddamn buttons. We will see you guys center tonight with a brand new episode of Nonsense School Nonsense.
Speaker: We look forward to hanging out with you guys. Enjoy a little blacktop mojo. Shut this mic off.
Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red She whispers prayers into the wind and she commutes with the dead
Speaker: Raise the blade up above her head As I begin to believe she said Oh, I'm all gold in the sky Take this back and find I wanna live far away
Speaker: A thousand eyes look on and she starts to feast There was a smile on her face as she walked back to sleep It's a left to back ahead
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is - I hate this guy's station, it's only so fucking much. I just put them on the roller yesterday, they're pretty good.
Speaker: No man, like something sharp, something like... Some of them bitches shotguns and ammo gun. I hate him so much. I hate his entire life. Got some sharp Twitter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich crack of pregnant with a cheese baby. All right. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right.
Speaker: There make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362 and I'm gonna have to have exact same so we're in a cool most goddamn most expensive lighter I've ever heard of in my life Whatever man, okay, that's I'm sorry
Speaker: In the sky, take me back behind I wanna live forever And now, spirit in the earth Kill me all over, make me the time like you
Speaker: I'm all alone in the sky Take this life with me I wanna live forever And now, spirit in the earth Give me another Maybe you've gone like this
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: You're muted. Oh yeah. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Fuck you, Tony. Fuck you, Jeffrey. I'm a beautiful butterfly. Let him know, Jeffrey, what you got to tell the folks at the end of the show? Deuces. Tony, the only way you know how. Go ahead and put them in their places. It may not be a beautiful video, but I'll let y 'all know soon.
Speaker: for this.
Speaker: You have to send that to me in the email so I can save it in the video. I got the one from Jeff with that being said, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We'll see you Saturday night. Same nonsensical time, same nonsensical chances, chances, channels, channel, channel, channel. Words are hard. Fucking hit the button, click, fucking hit the button, click, fucking hit the button.
Speaker: Goodbye motherfuckers. Peace.
