Nonsensical Nonsense 130 Baby dick do doo doo doo

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Speaker: What is going on everybody? Happy Saturday. You know what time it is.

Speaker: Welcome to a brand new episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. As always, I'm Glick. We got Tony in the house. Jeff may or may not be here if his wife allows him. We don't know yet. He says his Internet's not working properly. That means my wife said I'm not allowed to come on the podcast. You got to figure out which way to point. You do it wrong every time.

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Speaker: Fuck you. That's all. I'm glad that your wife allows you to join us tonight. I'm sorry that your internet allowed us, allowed you to join. I've had internet issues since Thursday because of the fucking hurricane bullshit.

Speaker: Oh my god. It's a little bit of rain. What did you do? What did you do? Walk down the beach line? Yeah, but but Jeff, I'll let it to be fair, a normal puddle for Tony and I

Speaker: When you walk through it, you're way steep. I was telling a client the same problem because I was in the middle of a conversation and lost the client three times because he was like, how bad is it? Well, here's the crazy thing is.

Speaker: It's flooded right now over by the store that I go to get my cigarettes. But doesn't that area flood all the time just in general? Yeah, but it was right. It does. But it's worse because it rained nonstop for four days. But I went today, dries a fucking boat.

Speaker: That's usually how it goes. Cancun is all on limestone, so it just dissipates within a few hours. Yeah. Because the rain stops, which is the problem. The rain just didn't stop for four days. But I have a question for you. No. Do you know the difference between toilet paper and wallpaper? What kind of fucking question is that? Answer the question. Do you know the difference?

Speaker: What do you mean by difference? Because I know this is going to go somewhere incredibly fucking stupid. No, no, no, it's not. Do you know the difference between toilet paper and wallpaper? Wallpaper goes on the wall and toilet paper wipes your ass. Answer the question. Yes. Yes. Somebody says, no, that's just gross. I saw that the other day and I lost it. I was like, that's funny.

Speaker: Fucking goldfish, Tony. Goldfish, Tony. Hey, I got goldfish already. Goldfish, Tony. Goldfish is in town, boys. Let me tell you. What's going on? What's going on? I don't get to do dirty jokes anymore because I have young kids, so I have to do dad jokes all the time. That's a dad joke. You can tell your kids dirty jokes. Oh, I can, but they don't get it. They know what it's saying.

Speaker: Yeah, it's like a type of store

Speaker: the person so hard.

Speaker: That's that's that's one of those things that you put too much thought into that you don't need to just go with it Well at the time it was real big when we were in high school, so it never made Well why do they call them hurricanes why do they call them tornadoes

Speaker: because that's what they're called. Yeah, but why? Two different things. However, in Spanish, one thing, it's like, it's like, uh, the, uh, in, in Eskimo language, there's like 30 names for snow. It's very similar. It's just make things simple like us Americans and do it the right way.

Speaker: It's not American, it ain't right. I have a new colleague, and we were encouraged to speak to them. And I was talking to the new girl, and you would love her, Chris, I'm telling you, because she's from Texas. I was telling her about the show, and she's like, oh, I'm from Texas. I was like, oh, you're not going to like Chris. Tell her I said, fuck you. I mean, hook him horns.

Speaker: I saw like I say here in rag on Texas all the time. It's just when the opportunity arises, which is quite a bit I guess then I give them hell. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Bitch about them Yankees.

Speaker: Calm down. You were this close to being Mexican. You still might be. Texas. As of this month, I've lived in Mexico more than I've lived in the States. You're Mexican. Yeah. Holy free holies. That's not a saying. It is in the States. Here, nobody says it, which is very, very disappointing. I have never even heard it before. You've never heard it before? No. I've heard it from cartoons. Cartoons.

Speaker: and and a by the way okay we we talked we were clearly cancel culture and how certain cartoons because of the way they betray the boat's money commentary all of them yeah okay how they they're quote unquote getting canceled mexico loves fucking speed gonzales they were like no we're not canceling that motherfucker he's rocks he's already been canceled

Speaker: only by the woke. The Mexicans are like, fuck that. We love that dude. Speedy Gonzales and Slowpoke. Slowpoke is my first one. Slowpoke be chilling. I'm pretty sure Slowpoke was stoned all the time, which is why he didn't do that. Slowpoke was wasted. He was drunk. Drunk and I'm pretty sure he was high. He was high. That was not drunk. He was high. He was drunk. He was high. He was drunk.

Speaker: He was drunk off the tequila. Yeah, he drank tequila. It was a triple X bottle. I was double X or four X or something like that. I remember they used to have X's on the bottom. I just don't remember how many. It depends on which cartoon I guess. Hopefully not three because it was three. We all know what that means. Well, that's what I was saying. I said three and I was like, wow, that just sounds dirty. He's really dangerous. He's a porno freak.

Speaker: You gotta find that list and send it to Tony again when we did the top ten porn searches on Pornhub for for 2020. It was fucked up. Uh yeah, 2020. I think it was last year. I thought Tony was on the show when we did that. I don't know. I think it was before. I think it was before Tony. I think Mike was just starting or right before Mike. I'm not sure. Maybe it was uh when it was it was when Mike was here right before Tony because there was three of us in here.

Speaker: Right, I think it was Mike, but... I ain't never heard of any of those searches because I don't know what porn is. Seriously, Tony, most of the porn that you would search is in the 10s and 11s and 12s, where the shit that Chris and I had never even heard of, we were going, wait, what's that? Yeah. We thought we were cultured. And that's the day when we coined the phrase, there's an ass for every seat. Gotcha.

Speaker: I don't think knowing, I don't think knowing a lot of different porn categories makes you cultured. Okay, okay. Maybe in some circles, maybe in some circles, I got my go -tos. I don't need to know all the other crazy shit. Like number one Tony was like, I don't remember what it is.

Speaker: I don't know. Blame it on the pandemic. Pretty much go. I just know that that Chris and I were just like, oh, yeah, they had like, yeah, they had like. It's like tentacle porn and. Yeah, tentacle porn, hentai and stuff like that. I was like, hey, I'm all for cartoons but I like my cartoons like Scooby Doo but. Down and down and down in Tony's area of Georgia. It was Machi Chi. I was like, damn, Tony's been doing some searches. He made the top ten list.

Speaker: If you if you put in oil and Tony search search bar, it just automatically puts in auto auto finishes oiled up muscled Latino man. What the **** was a copy.

Speaker: What? What? That deserves a cold fish. I didn't know what the hell that means. That was a goldfish. Did you watch Clash of the Titans tonight, Tony?

Speaker: Speaking of watching something old, I watched Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, the Kevin Costner movie. And fucking Morgan Freeman looked so fucking young in that goddamn movie. I mean, I remember watching it when I was a kid going, wow, Morgan Freeman. That was a good movie, though. That was a good movie. Damn good movie. It was a damn good movie. I can't finish that one. I think it's Conrad. It's a Conrad or Boo Baker.

Speaker: Yeah, for what? Morgan Freeman was in it. I ain't never heard of either one of them. It was on Robert Redford and Morgan Freeman. It was a jail. They were doing shit wrong.

Speaker: Well, that's usually how you end up in jail. No, but what it was, he was the warden. He went into the cupboard to see what was really going on. Had an all star cast. It really did, man. I'll have to check that out. Morgan Freeman went off. No, I'll tell you what, you want to see a good Robert Redford movie. What up, Connor? Was it the last cast? What's going on, dude? Genius movie. You mean SDM?

Speaker: S .T .E. Last Castle was outstanding. Last Castle was amazing. And I didn't... Fucking... What's his name? He became the Hulk. What's his name? Yes. Yes. Did not see his role coming. Bruce Banner became the Hulk. No, what's his name? What's the guy that plays him? Eric Banner. Mike Ruffalo.

Speaker: Mark. Mark Ruffalo. Mark Ruffalo. Yeah. Fucking his role in Last Castle. I did too. He stole the the movie. Welcome to Nonsense School Nonsense. This is a part of the show where we talk about movies that are 30, 40 years old, sometimes older because Tony's 75 and **** you. That's a **** you. That's the thing. Did you get a new one? How you doing ladies?

Speaker: Did you just not have a dick for a certain amount of time in your life? Yeah, like that's us think so like so you're coming out as transgender. He's transgender You're apparently a woman By your own you transitioned and before you were Tanya and you transitioned into toning. I

Speaker: Fantastic. Congratulations. It is pride month. Good job, man. Yeah. Coming out. You are so strong. I'm coming out. You are so strong and courageous. They should give you the Woman of the Year award. There you go. Why not? They gave it to Caleb Jenner. Tony's next. You're my fucking fan. Oh, I won't.

Speaker: I don't want it. Well, we learned something new about Tony every night, every week. Tony, you never cease to amaze. That's why Tony can't grow a beard. I get it! That makes so much sense. It's Jada Pinkett in the flesh, folks. Exactly, Connor. Oh, it's good that you put Connor on the head of that, because I said Jada Pinkett, and you're like, exactly. I'm like, whoa.

Speaker: I didn't say Bruce Banner's the new Hulk. They said something before you came in about the Hulk, or who was the Hulk, and I said Bruce Banner. So it wasn't stupid, you jackass. It's what you adopted. Ooh. Dang it. Twice. Damn. First family didn't like you. Second family didn't like you either. Cool. So they had to put you... I'm just kidding. He's a cool kid. I used to work with that kid and he had work around me.

Speaker: I know you work as security and and and the warehouse and stuff but every time you say I work at Abercrombie, sounds like you're a greeter in the **** store and everybody's like, you know what? I don't need clothes today. I'm good. Do they? Yeah, do they have? Do they have greeters at Abercrombie stores like somebody said at the door? I was in the window. I was I was yeah, I was a model in the

Speaker: I know I am still. Don't worry. Trust me. I'm good. I was an orphan. And the sign says put the fork down. They said it was a two X, but it was like a it was like a halter top. I had skinny jeans. Yeah, I had skinny jeans. I wore skinny jeans that made me look like the Hulk. You know, when Lou Ferrigno turned into the Hulk.

Speaker: I don't see how it's comfortable. No, I, I, uh, I do not know. I, I, I don't get it. Like, you know, and I wear, like I wear, you know, I don't wear loose, loose fitting, uh, jeans or anything like that. You know, I wear, you know,

Speaker: I mean, I'm not saying I'm wearing my pants hanging halfway off my ass or anything, although I used to. But I wear my size, but I get the quote unquote loose fit. Loose fit, yes. Or I'll get like, I used to buy a lot of Tommy Hilfiger, the ones with the hammer loop.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, the carpenter jeans. Yeah, the carpenter jeans. Those are my jeans. I do not do skinny jeans. I can't do it. Like, the tightest thing I wear is my underwear.

Speaker: No, I love carpenter jeans, but I wear cowboy cut jeans, so. Right. Well, those are the same. It's the same loose fit. I mean, but if I'm losing circulation in my feet, pants are too fucking tight, period.

Speaker: We just came from one of his friend's house. He was there. He was Jason watches. So I'm like, okay. And I was telling the kid's father. He wasn't saying again. I said, man, I said, listen, they find we ain't gonna worry about questions that we can also hear what the hell they paying attention to. That's what I do.

Speaker: They, uh, when I worked, when I did work at Abercrombie, they, they used to want us to wear Abercrombie jeans, you know, where we worked at. And I told them, I said, uh, absolutely not. First and foremost, I'm full size and I'm a man. I can't fit into these fucking things. So they just let me wear whatever jeans I wanted. But, you know, I didn't wear by jeans, you know, big and baggy hanging off my ass or anything like that.

Speaker: So they didn't. But there's a brand of jeans that the jeans themselves are like really thin and almost super lightweight. I think they're Old Navy. Arizona. Could be. I don't know. All in it was like, oh, uh.

Speaker: When I couldn't afford Levi's, I had to wear Rigolettos for Montgomery Ward. Those were some comfortable jeans. Hey, you'd be surprised. There's a brand of jeans here at Walmart that are cowboy cut. Cowboy jeans and cowboy cut, like you were saying, Chris. And they are like six bucks a pair. Stupid comfortable.

Speaker: Yeah. Uh, rural King here and like up here, uh, we have a store called rural King. It's like, it's, it's like TSC, but I, in my opinion better, but they've got, they've got their own brand of jeans that they sell. Right. Uh, and they're, they're, uh, they're $10 for a pair, but they come with a lifetime warranty. I know you were telling me about that. Yeah. So even if so, like, like, um,

Speaker: even if you're wearing them and you and you're like be pulled behind a truck. Well, yeah, yeah, I mean, I got super strong. Amanda says you can't imagine you ever come to get.

Speaker: right? When he says he works at Abercrombie, Chris, you have to explain exactly because it sounds like he's working the fucking cash register. And people are like, you know what? I don't need this shirt today. The scary man scares me. No, they can't. They kept me in the DC. They kept me in the DCs away from everybody.

Speaker: He was like, I worked at a Pacific site. I had a position where I was, I had to be the scary man and I was meant to scare people. Yeah, you were a security, correct? Yeah, I was with security at the DCs. Right. So, literally every time he said, when I worked at Ameracrom, it literally sounds like you were working in cash register and nobody bought anything because they were like, nah, I'm good.

Speaker: You'll be surprised. I'm quite charming. Just so you know, despite my looks, I can be quite. You gotta get over the looks. Well, you know, it's 2022 and everybody is supposed to accept everybody no matter what they are. I I'll be the first one to say I'm a goofy looking motherfucker. I'll be the first one to make fun of myself and call myself a Sasquatch.

Speaker: that's all I just had shorts. I had Daisy Duke shorts and cowboy boots

Speaker: I don't think she'd be my girlfriend anymore if I did that to her. She's like, there's a house for sale. It's mine. I'm moving because my neighbors are scared. Yeah, that's, that's fine. See, I'm just out there cutting the grass and the cops show up. They're like, uh, you guys have to come with us or the game warden shows up like Will Ferrell in old school.

Speaker: I'm like, this is my girl. This is my girlfriend. I'd be the asshole going, dude, you just shot yourself on the neck. That was awesome. I haven't shot William Scott either. No. No, man. I have to be on my best behavior when I'm at her house.

Speaker: I'm just a circus freak at her house.

Speaker: caught on their porch with a bowl of popcorn like a Michael Jackson. He's here. He's here. Everybody's here. What's he going to do this time? They're not even looking. They do that reach where you can't find the bowl because you don't want to look away. The vacuum cleaner out in the yard. Mop in the driveway. I wonder what he's going to do this time. There was a there was a commercial back in the day.

Speaker: And it used like when I, when I did, uh, when I worked for my uncle's company, we did plumbing and heating and air conditioning repair. And we'd go, we'd be driving around in the truck. This course will come on. And so it was a guy who was talking about, uh, his wife always plays about this, this, that, and other thing. It was basically a, it was a commercial for the company rent a husband.

Speaker: And this company was basically like a maintenance guy for your house to come in and fix whatever. And at the end, he goes, he's all show her I'm going to clean the carpet. I'm going to show up with a water hose on a shop back to clean the carpet. I was like, nice. I can just see you grab the water hose shop back like

Speaker: I'm glad that I can be the entertainment of the neighborhood. I actually am going to get to meet her neighbors in a couple of weeks. Oh, they have like a barbecue kind of thing. Yeah, like a little barbecue get together thing. So I'm going down there here in a couple of weeks. Uh, like right, right after I get my tattoo finished, I'm going down there for the weekend and, um,

Speaker: They had invited us over. So I'm actually going to get to meet them. I'm actually trying to. So so so I'm I'm sure I'm going to get the Congress, the talk. You have to be on your best behavior.

Speaker: Do not... Do not wear shorts. Do not wear cowboy boots. Do not embarrass me in front of my friends. Do you hear me? Come up. You big goofy hillbilly. Come up. Hey, Mrs. Officer. Hey, baby, there she is. Say, told you.

Speaker: Don't worry, you never had to worry about my big ass trying to squeeze into Daisy Dukes. I promise you that. My thighs would not fit into it. If he does, take a picture because it will be the new homepage picture for the Facebook fan page because that would be hilarious.

Speaker: and it'll say Sasquatch sighting. What was that? You want to try that again, Jeffer? Sasquatch sighting. It'll be the new what the fuck news section. Sasquatch was seen mowing the yard in Cincinnati today. The animal crow was called and they put it down with a tranquilizer. How do we get screaming to say, no, I go for the lift here?

Speaker: Just drinking a beer, cutting the grass. Just just cutting the grass. Drinking a beer. Because it was wearing a backwards baseball cap. Daisy Dukes and cowboy boots and nothing else.

Speaker: in aviator glasses. Tom Gunn style. It comes from his car. Yes, Sasquatch has a car. He was playing Highway to the Danger. I think he was just rocking it out. Oh my god. You gotta do it.

Speaker: I don't know. No, look, I've already, I already got the I already got trouble. We're walking out of the house and just jeans on. I don't know. You know, like normal jeans. Yeah. Normal jeans. No shoes. No socks. No shoes. No socks. No shirt. Where's the problem? That's what I said. She just

Speaker: No, sir. And he didn't live there permanently. So what? If a guy came out of my neighbor's house with just jeans on, I know exactly what I would think. Hey, high five, bro. You got lucky. What's up, brother? It's Wednesday. I do that shit all the time.

Speaker: However, I can only go without shoes on when I'm wearing jeans for about five minutes. Because it just drives me insane. Well, yeah, I mean, I just had to run out to my car real quick. Oh, yeah, that's no big deal. That's all I did. Your wife must not be home. No, she's upstairs. Sleep.

Speaker: I know what you're thinking and I know why you're thinking it. I'm not thinking anything. I was born at night and it wasn't last night. I know what you're implying. Chris, do you, well, I guess kids are not at your house, right? Yeah, the kids are here.

Speaker: Did they watch the Fortnite event? What the fuck are you talking about? There's a Fortnite event today. I don't know what the fuck it is. All I know is the three kids here are like, there's a Fortnite event! Everybody get away from the TV! What the fuck now? Yeah, I have no idea.

Speaker: What was it on was it on fortnight? Oh, yeah, I don't know my buggy was watching season four of string

Speaker: Dude, I was in here doing laundry. She was watching Stranger Things and the Demogorgons or whatever they called. We're like chasing them through a junkyard and I lost it. I started laughing my ass off because of that news story about the Stranger Things flashlight that we did Wednesday night. I mean, I had to walk out of there. I was dying. I was laughing so hard. This fucking thing was like running through the junkyard. It was just like,

Speaker: Oh, so you were just rewatching it too. So that wasn't season four when they were in the junkyard? No, that's season two.

Speaker: Okay, she watched season four as soon as it came out and then she's just rewatching it now. Okay. I don't know. She's been in my room watching Stranger Things all day. But yes, I can see why you had to leave the room Christmas. I'm thinking back in those scenes first on what we talked about on Wednesday and I'm like,

Speaker: I need some alone time with this thing. What are you two doing? What do you want? We'll talk about it later. Alright, we'll talk about it later and once you get out of my bedroom, I'm trying to do a show. Fucking kids are in here like measuring my walls and **** They're like in here measuring the walls and stuff like

Speaker: that's what it looked like you were doing like they're like measuring my bedroom because they think they're going to do a hostile takeover. They come, don't worry. I shoe back. I'll talk about you however way. I want to talk about you. I took the oldest one, took the oldest one to shop for the day for her birthday.

Speaker: I did happen to pick me up some new home decor. I said you guys pictures. There's a store in there. It's like an antique and heritage type store, but it's got a lot of handmade really cool stuff for your house in it. And remember when I was telling you guys that Jody and I had the discussion with the first time she came up here and I was trying to explain to her that it's not Newark.

Speaker: you are well there's a sign that says nirk or nothing i also found another side i did i also bought another side that said it's licking not biting county because i live in licking county

Speaker: because I'm childish just like we were at TJ Maxx and they had like the wooden letters that you can buy your initials. Oh yeah and you spelled it out. Yeah and I spelled out ass. I just walked away. I swear you're about as mature as the boys I go to school with and I was like yep we stay this way forever. Get used to it. Yeah I put that, I chuckled, laughed and walked away. Left hand there for somebody. You know some other guy's gonna come by and see it and he's gonna laugh.

Speaker: Yeah, what do you do

Speaker: I go to Home Depot. They have the numbers and letters for your street. Oh, yeah. They have a whole section. It's all alphabetical and I rearrange it. So it says like something and then just walk away. But nobody gets a joke here because it's in English. So I'm the only one that laughs. Well, you should just write it in Spanish. Because then it takes me nine letters.

Speaker: Siri, how do you smell? I just felt that I was too many letters. I'm sure there's every once in a while somebody speaks English, walks by and goes, nice. Nice. Well played.

Speaker: I I see your ass and I raise you and I raise you. **** I see what's happening here. My wife said the other day because when when somebody said you something **** up like a like I said you guys those memes and stuff like that.

Speaker: The always correct answer is what? Nice. Exactly. And my wife friend sent her a meme and she put nice. And she's like, why did you put that? I don't get it. She's like, that's always the correct answer.

Speaker: So that's right. Grab the phone and had me explain to her. That's that's always the right answer. Always. That's always right. You don't have to. You know what? There's there's no need to to to write out a yeah to write out a big one. I've seen it. Nice laughing emoji. Done. Done. And the laughing emoji is optional. Well, sir, I would like to compliment you on your fantastic choice of name tonight. Amazing point. And I agree with you, sir.

Speaker: No, no, no. Your choice of meme is fantastic, sir. Uh, 100%. Yes. I agree, Connor. I agree. Here we go. Here we go. All right, let's do it. That was true. What the fuck was that? She yelled at the kids. I thought she was asleep. She was. Apparently, she woke up. Yeah, me too.

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Speaker: I'm waiting on that shoe to come flying out the corner of the corner. That shirt, sir, is not a shoe. It's a chocolate. Yes, it's a jungler or a sandal.

Speaker: Oh, so now you're encouraging the Daisy Dukes. If you encourage the Daisy Dukes and it happens, you can't break up with me. Oh no, exactly. And, and I, Joe, if he does, Chris, I will send you a pair of Daisy Dukes because if he does, I want video so I can put it on. Jeff, I couldn't get my calf into a pair of shorts of your shorts.

Speaker: I didn't say mine. I know fat fuckers. I caught that. I caught that. Yeah, right? I wasn't. I'm just trying to put just Daisy nukes on here. It's on my cat. It's around my ankle. It's around my ankle. That's as far as it'll go. It's like a flag. Well, no, but like I'm a size 32 waist. Jesus Christ. I have been since high school. Really?

Speaker: I haven't been a 32 since junior, huh? Golly. You fat fuck. Well, here's what will really blow your mind. No, you did not wear a 32 in high school. You wore a 32 because your pants were... You wore those silly ass baggy skater. You're right. You're right. In high school, I was 30. In high school, I was 30. I wear a 38. Jesus Christ. I do too. Well, you're really good. I'm a... Jeff, you're wearing... How long? How long?

Speaker: school since high school. No, how long? How long? Oh, thirty, thirty -two. Thirty -thirty. Thirty -thirty. Thirty -two thirties is what I want. Yeah. I got, for as tall as I am, I got short legs. I I've built like a **** gorilla because I I've got short legs for my height. I'm all **** torso.

Speaker: I'm serious. You can beat him up. I can't outrun him. Don't don't let I I mean, I don't have stumpy legs now. I'm just saying for my you all up a body and let's move about it. Yeah. I'm like I'm like Deadpool when he's growing back and then he's got a little bit. I'm a grower. Not a sure.

Speaker: He said, that's not my hand. Dude, they fucking killed me the way they did cable. That movie kept fucking with him. They called him a racist and shit. The racist old man. And it landed on his face like this. I thought nobody brought up the homosexual connotations in that movie. Deadpool is, uh, was it, uh, he's bisexual. Deadpool is bisexual.

Speaker: Always has been. He's, he's also, I forget what it's called, Omni -sexual. Omni -sexual. He's down for whatever. I'm not an Omni, and I agree with Amanda. Carmen did a day.

Speaker: comment of the day. She's right. We're we're not even an hour into the show. Calm down. Yeah. Wow. I'm ready to go early for the comment of the day. Tony's Tony's used to I'll start it. Uh you know, I'll be in a little while. Tony's early or it's used to be in a little early if you know what I mean, Jeffrey. Yeah. Oh, you have that isn't

Speaker: He's only had his dick for 35 of his 50 years. He's still learning how to use it. I figured that thing out in six months. Why are you thinking he's 35 years? Hey, what's going on? So if I touch you like, oh, that feels good. I like that a lot.

Speaker: I'll be cleaning my room for the next six weeks. See you. Take the windows. 13 year old Glick. Well, you know, they say you cannot love anyone else until you learn to love yourself. And I've had a crush on me since I'm 13.

Speaker: Well, you know, I was going to say, you know, she's got cameras all over her house. So, you know, show them both. There'll be multiple angle. Shut their script. Yes, Trunt. Name your pimp walking. And then every once in a while, give it that.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker: Tony, along that same lines, did you know you cannot, along those same lines of the whole Daisy Doo thing, did you know you cannot touch your fingernails to your shoulder of the same size, same side? What? You cannot touch, no, the other way, the other way. Like that? No, the other way, as in backwards. Like that? Yes.

Speaker: I just did it. That is awkward. No, there's a TikTok out there. Where does this guy? Jody won't encourage you. And his buddy keeps coming up to him and saying stuff like that. And he'll do it. And then all of a sudden you'll hear the guy on the video.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Is it the little dude that's in the gesture costume? No, it's like he's like a Mexican dude. He's a big dude. And like the one where he he says you can't do it and lift your leg and look at the back of your foot. Oh, I've seen I've seen I've seen wives do that to their husbands.

Speaker: and they're like, hey, you see his expression paid for a smile in two seconds. Look, you guys, uh, you can't, uh, Jodi won't co -sign with your dumb ideas, but then we got Connor who just shows up tonight and she's all on board with the, with the Daisy Dukes and, and, and me cutting the grass in TikTok video. Now that's that charm that that bastard has. I'll tell you what, I'll bet you anything that goes viral because I will find the, the,

Speaker: best audio for it. Connor and I were both window models at Abercrombie when we worked there together. Oh, man. Oh, I do. Why do I? Why do I? Why do I feel like I have. I will automatically pity your neighbors.

Speaker: because we will - Jeff, bring your mic a little closer. I'm sorry. No, it's good. We found a little distance. I do this. I've - No, I have to keep playing with your guys' mics, because sometimes you guys get really loud, sometimes you guys get really soft, so I still had to turn down some. I got mine on mute for the most part, so the TV's not taking over everything. Oh, it's actually - your TV's not that loud.

Speaker: Good. Yeah. You're good. I like my kids. I have to listen to it at full fucking volume. My kids are the same way. I'm the same way as well. I'm also the same way. It's not because I like to listen to it loud because I'm old. I just bought a sound bar. Another one? No. One that I had.

Speaker: Oh, I gotta stop buying shit. What's that? Carlos hilarious. Stay in the back. Stay in the back, YouTube. We have a new job for you guys are security. You're scaring away the customers.

Speaker: whatever you bring back here, you're taking the hell back out with you. Amen to that. Right? That is funny though. Don't worry. You're not the only one that thinks that because I've said that before and talking to people like, yeah, you know, I used to work at Abercrombie. They're like, you worked at Abercrombie?

Speaker: Let me finish. Wait. There's more to my title. Yes. I was in the DCs. I was security. Oh, that makes sense. I don't know. I'm not sure how I'm supposed to take this. It's literally, it's literally, you say, I work at, I worked at amigrami and I'm like picturing myself walking through the mall, looking over and going Jesus Christ.

Speaker: He's just holding up for everybody. Holding the models in the window. They all stand up like this. Proper Bigfoot stances.

Speaker: A friend of mine, she was a model. She was a senior when I was a freshman. And we were in speech class together and she had to do a weekend at the mall for this like really uptight store where she had to sit in a single pose for like four hours at a time. And I went there and just sat there and I'd stand at the window and just wave. What's up Jason? There he is. I just got back from a friend's house.

Speaker: Excellent. Friends. You guys, you guys having a party? A little bit. Two eight year old boys in a video game. I'll let you picture that. Oh my god. It got loud, didn't it? Again, they don't grow out of it because I'm 41 almost and I play video games and I'm loud.

Speaker: You should have heard Cameron and I the other night on Call of Duty. I bet. And we were just in a party chat for the two of us. We were just in there fucking cracking each other up, making jokes and making fun of his dad.

Speaker: Connor just got covered in life by me. Holy shit! That's me walking home all in Cancun, Chris is a model and I have a comment.

Speaker: I like that one and I like that. Yeah, you'll be security. Wait, that's not the job we applied for. No, no, it's cool. You guys are crazy. That's your new nickname. Chupacabra or Bigfoot? Chupacabra.

Speaker: the same thing. I'm a new species. I'm the hybrid. The hybrid. Chupa Squatch. Well, hold on. Chupa Squatch. Hold on. Before you call yourself Chupa Squatch. Chupa means suck. Okay. Well, okay. Chupa Snatch.

Speaker: There you go. There you go. Sess. Sess. Sess Cobra. Cobra. Yes, Sess Cobra. Yeah. You're literally like, you're sitting going super spots. I'm like, I'm out.

Speaker: Let me say good looking out because I'm once again, I'm allowed to make funny. That's all I want, but I can't let you walk into that. That's like that. Yeah.

Speaker: I just saved your life from a

Speaker: I'll put it in my pocket and I'll save it for later of my choosing.

Speaker: We're going to save this for later because Jeff deserves the BDD is about to take others because if you ever have another Michael Jordan, Michael B Jordan. No, you're never living that one down.

Speaker: That was a lot. That was a lot. That shit was so damn funny. Because as much as I get shit for Michael B. Jordan, you still get shit for Monty Cheese. Yeah, I do. And it's not even a mistake. You were just like, that was a cool toy. And we're like, yeah. They're working too. They're dope commercials. What's up?

Speaker: Jesus Christ. Let's see. Yeah, I've been there. I don't play online. It drives me nuts. But I was playing Red Dead last night. And two nights in a row, I played Red Dead. And I thought, you ever play a game that's so long, you're like, I got to be getting close. And then I went to save, and it was only 56%. And I was like, motherfucker. Yeah.

Speaker: The first red dead was like that. Yeah, this one's like. And now my character has tuberculosis. Are you **** playing organ trail?

Speaker: That's what I said. Oh, no, that's dysentery. They died. You always got a dysentery. Your family got dysentery and died. You failed. Fuck. Literally, I'm literally going to get rid of this mission. All of a sudden, my character falls on the street and this guy helps him to a doctor. The doctor's like, yeah, there's nothing I can do. You got tuberculosis. I'm like, wait, this is a fucking main character in a fucking game. This is bullshit.

Speaker: So now I don't know what happens, but I'm at like 59 % or something like that. And I'm like, God, God, I thought I was getting close to the end. Yeah. So it's all long ass. There's games like that. They're just ridiculously long. But with that being said, let's take a real quick break. Yes. Come back, get back into this other shit that we got going on tonight. Got some news for you. Are you doing the two songs?

Speaker: Yes, I'm gonna do the two songs back to back. So it's gonna be a little bit of an extended break. But yeah, I hope you guys have got your list ready because you know who does it? I don't, but I have one in my head. I don't, I forgot all about it. So I'm gonna - I've been kinda contemplating, but I haven't written anything down. Yep, nope, I totally forgot about it. And I got busy today, as I said, with shopping with Austin. And I got up this morning, went to the gym and all that jazz and

Speaker: But yeah, we're going to take a real quick break. Exactly. Connor, you're right. That's going to be the next one I'm telling you.

Speaker: What's next? You really should be able to get STDs. How many times have you gone taking your character to see a hooker?

Speaker: You kick the hooker out of the car and you go out and kill her like everybody does in Grand Theft Auto. And then all of a sudden, your character just dies wasted. It says like gonorrhea, it's AIDS. AIDS. AIDS in a cold. AIDS. And then in parentheses, E -Z -E.

Speaker: No, but literally, the doctor was like, you got tuberculosis? And I was like, what the shit? What the shit? He's just coughing all the time. And then, of course, for energy, they say use cigarettes for your energy and your dead eye. I'm like, shoot straight. And I was like, really? And then the cocaine, it's cocaine gum. Did you energy? And I'm like, nice. Doc had TB. Doc Holiday had TB.

Speaker: he was he was he was Ringo's Huckleberry. My my my character, however, you can you can change their their beard and stuff. My my character is literally

Speaker: Did you shave his beard off to get rid of tuberculosis? I have to take you a picture and you guys have to tell me what the character looks like, because he looks like somebody. And I can't put my picture on him. I can't help but figure out what this guy looks like, but I'm like, the guy looks familiar. Not quite James Garner, but right in that genre.

Speaker: We're gonna take we're gonna take a real quick break guys we're gonna come back we're gonna do a we're gonna do a double shot of blacktop moja for you we got a we got our starting five when we come back which should be interesting because it doesn't sound like anybody's ready maybe Tony is

Speaker: but it's it's it's kind of a pick your favorite character kind of thing oh i have a question does tv count should tv and movies i said movie so we're sticking with movies we're gonna keep it simple see that's why i said keep it simple stupid we give you tv later

Speaker: two lists. And then we throw in a third one for books, which I've only read once a book. So I mean, we'll do but if we do TV, I call out speaking. Well, no, I'm thinking true blood in my head. Jeff will be Zach Morris because he's trash.

Speaker: but uh uh we got that we got news. I got a couple. I got a couple of these articles for you and the thing I'm about ran my course on amusement parks. I gotta I might have a couple more but uh I do have a I just in case I do have a top 10 list as well.

Speaker: So we'll get into all kinds of stuff. Who knows what we'll get into. It's Saturday night. We'll figure something out or we'll be right back. We are going to do a double shot of blacktop mojo. Uh, these are the first ever animated videos and they do tell a story and that's what we're playing. Two of them. There's

Speaker: Technically three parts and they're they're in condensed down into two videos Pretty good songs as well. I like the songs So I just I thought the videos would be cool because it's a story So if you guys aren't already go and check out blacktop mojo anywhere you stream music and on all social media at blacktop mojo Go give those guys some love. They're finally taking a break for the time being from the road

Speaker: and let them know that we sent you. We'll be back here in just, yeah, we'll call it. It's still a shorter break than Kevin Holly, but longer than normal. 10 minutes, 10 minutes, I betcha. Yeah, it's about eight minutes, nine minutes. Yeah, we'll say 10 minutes. Yeah, I'll just take it close to eight. Yep, okay. Inside on the outside,

Speaker: Day of domentown time Oh, you're the young man, what's wrong with you now? You're still in silence, you don't make a sound Longing for one time Arise my name, I

Speaker: I don't

Speaker: If I think it loud enough, do you think she'll know?

Speaker: Every night I see his blood there in my dreams A thousand times now that I've murdered him They believe, eaten alive by these desires that I hold deep The ache that lingers on and on and on and just for me

Speaker: Just kidding. There's a world going round

Speaker: So many secrets told There's a whisper in my ear, yeah Everybody knows Everybody knows Everybody knows

Speaker: Say those are lies that you said You can't tell me the truth now, honey Darling, I won't tell You're the closet blue light

Speaker: To tend the weight of the world And I can tell in your sleepless eyes You carry it wherever you go Or wherever you go Or wherever you go

Speaker: You can't tell me the truth now, honey Darling, I won't tell Darling, I won't help Don't run away, my love I will drink you away

Speaker: Oh nobody believed you They know the love that you sell You can't tell me the truth

Speaker: Darling, I won't tell. Yeah, yeah. That is a, it's a, both songs, all three songs are really are badass. I love the way they did the videos though. It's a story of jealousy, lies, deceit, murder. Murder.

Speaker: And it's animated. They did a really cool job with the animation. It was a little bit different. But hopefully you guys enjoyed that. Those of you watching us live, if you're listening on demand on Spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts, just enjoy the Blacktop Mojo double shot we gave you for your ear holes.

Speaker: you know, that's what we do sometimes. We gotta feed the baby birdies every once in a while. That's right. But welcome back to not physical nonsense. I'm Glick hanging out with Jeff and Tony as always. Oh my goodness. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the first hour of ridiculousness where apparently down the road in the future, there's apparently going to be a TikTok video of me cutting the yard and Daisy Dukes and cowboy boots.

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Speaker: We want to be the greatest podcasters of all time and make all the moneys. Money's nice and all. I want all the moneys. Tony and Jeff aren't making none of the moneys, just me. I will live in my mansion and look down upon my peasant co -hosts.

Speaker: I sent you a florida moment via email, sir. It's a video that uh, I swear I need to talk about it. I haven't even watched the whole thing but it's uh. Well, you know what uh, Connor? Maybe not today. Tony's not much smaller than I am. We're around the same size. This is true. Yeah. What a miss. What a miss. What a miss.

Speaker: I will have to get to that later. I said that there's plenty of us to go around, share us, tell their friends, tell their family, tell their neighbors. And Connor said, mostly plenty of Glick. And that's where I said, we're about the same size. He was here before me. We're about the same size. Roughly. Roughly.

Speaker: Connor, come on the show one day. Let's talk some shit. Come on. Connor's not welcomed here. Connor will definitely get us canceled. Oh, okay. Oh, there he is. What's going on? Smoke? Smoke is in a haze. What to do, cuz? What to do? Get us canceled. Jesus. We haven't gotten ourselves canceled. Connor's definitely not getting us canceled. Connor's gonna punch some of the edge.

Speaker: Smoke up that package too, bro. Way too much Tom Frookery with once. Yeah, where's the package? Yeah. He had his hands full recently. Just let him know we're still waiting on it. Yeah, he's doing his thing. That's that's drama that I enjoy watching. I enjoy watching that unfold because I can't stand that bitch either. Here we go.

Speaker: I'll reshape this up. We're not on Facebook right now. We're on Twitter. Chris got us in trouble. I pissed off the Facebook gods by doing a memorial, not a memorial, but a tribute to our fallen soldiers. I got in trouble with the Facebook gods. I enjoy the petty as well. Petty and drama are two different things. No, that's true.

Speaker: speaking of pettiness some some people who used to be in my life are still being extremely petty and apparently and apparently are feeling all sorts of ways about my new life and felt the need to to uh try to show off her fake life on on social media yeah dumbos here

Speaker: Jody seen it. Wait, no, we can't use we can't use the name Dumbo because Dumbo was kind of cute. True. So I mean, what's the elephant's name in Operation Elephant Drop? Oh, that was Dumbo Drop. That was Operation Dumbo Drop. Yeah. God damn it. Oh, you know what I see. You know what I want to talk about it, too.

Speaker: I don't know. Speaking of Operation Dumbo Drop, I was scrolling through YouTube shorts. Yesterday, I was sitting there upon my throne, taking care of my business and doing what I normally do. Scrolling through YouTube shorts. And somebody did a

Speaker: a tribute to Ray Liotta. Just a real quick short and it was from when he was in uh Field of Dreams. Right. I totally forgot he was in that movie. Yeah, he played. He said it. He said it. He said it that night. Dumbo.

Speaker: I'll tell y 'all what, I'm gonna sit up and play with Charlotte. How about this? And the name of the dumbo, the elephant and smoking I read it to was Charlotte. Okay, we're gonna go with Charlotte then. But no, I guess she, I didn't see it. She did a giant photo drop, trying to make people like,

Speaker: Oh, my life is so great. It's so awesome. Keep watching. You jealous bitch? You and all the clown ass friends. Enjoy the show. That's right. Beating off.

Speaker: Well speaking of Deadpool, gentlemen, shall we dive into this? Yes. Starting five. We know you slack jobs.

Speaker: Well, um, now I believe the order. Yeah, sure. You do. Well, I don't care what are you two can go first. I don't care. I won last time. I always win. I win. Okay. I would.

Speaker: well you can't stole my thunder by taking away my tv but that's okay because i am definitely gonna go with

Speaker: I'm going to go with this. I'm not sure if he's actually the smartest man in the Marvel universe, but I'm going to go with Tony Stark. He's definitely not the smartest man in the Marvel universe. He's actually one of the richest. He's definitely one of the richest.

Speaker: Black Panther is technically, they broke it down. Tony Stark was like in the Marvel universe out of the top 10. He was like fifth or six riches. Black Panther was the richest. Yeah. Yeah. But he's, he's got like rich, like the Monica he's rich. So still rich. So Tony Stark is your number one pick. Yes. Tony Stark.

Speaker: Okay, we're just gonna cut the bullshit. T 'Challa is my number one pick. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Y 'all don't get in damn well to go pick back Tampa. He was the strongest motherfucker in the world, and he was the richest motherfucker in the world. You kidding me? You damn right. Jesus Christ, he's on the strongest motherfucker in the world. Chris, what is door number one? Yes, little boy. Okay, I'll take it down, I'm sorry. They tested me. Motherfuckers. Shut your bitch ass up and stop fucking cussing. Yeah. Motherfuckers.

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Speaker: Cuba Gooding Jr. and Radio? Oh, really? And the guy from Longest Yard. Teach me football. So that makes you Sling Blade. That makes Jeff Ray. You got that right. You got that right. Fuck both of y 'all. All right. Let me throw this out there, though. Wait, who was I? You called him Sling Blade? What? What'd I call you? Fuck it. Rewind it. The thing I was going to say was, the main reason was

Speaker: He wanted revenge for his parents dying, but they didn't die the same way Bentman's parents died. So to me, I wanted the character who didn't really necessarily have the strongest tragedy. So that's why I imagine he took my picture. That's a damn good pick. That was a damn good pick though. I'm serious. The character himself over the... Yes.

Speaker: Yeah. The problem I have with Batman is he doesn't build his own shit. Yes. Yes, he does. It's implied, but you loose... He designs it. He designs it. He designs it. Loose Fox built it. Where Tony Stark designed, built, and executed it. So, plus he's rich. Your turn, Sasquatch. My number one pick... Is Harry from Harry and the Hemsons. I was hoping to surprise you. Damn it.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker: I'm going to, I'm going to go with. Come to the West coast. We'll have a good time. We'll get a couple drinks. We'll go John McClain from the diehard series. That's a good pick. That's a good pick. I'm not going to bullshit. It's a good pick. Yeah. It's, it's Sasa Cabra. You sons of bitches. It's not Sasquatch. It's Sasa Cabra.

Speaker: Ooh, I'm a sassy cobra. Sassy. Well, for my number two and three, I'm going to go with the Merc with the Mouth, Deadpool itself. I'll give you that. So obvious. Well, my third one not so obvious. Chris, you know this character. I'm going to go with Ed from Staun of the Dead.

Speaker: Okay, let's make this interesting. Let's make this interesting. Since the two of y 'all want to go digging in the crates, I do expect your decision. This is actually going to be pretty creative what we're doing as we used to. My number two pick.

Speaker: And I'm gonna go ahead and go with one of my favorite characters in most movies. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop. You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me. Eddie Murphy is one of my idols as far as acting. He really is. Beverly Hills Cop is solid comedy. You can watch them every time. And all three of them are good. All three of them are good. Hey, Tony. Hey, Tony. Let me give you my second pick. And you have to pick his partner as your third pick. There you go.

Speaker: I gotta worry about who you pick. My third pick jackass is donkey from Shrek. Sorry. My third pick is going to be Will Smith as Hancock. Nice. Thank you very much. Black by the way.

Speaker: I'll worry about that later, fuck you. Go ahead. Just because you're black, your character doesn't have to be black, you know. This is harder than it looks. It is. It is. So, Chris, you're two and three, sir. He did, Connor. You're correct. I forgot about that. Number two. See, Tony, this is where I needed your number three to be my co -part. My number two.

Speaker: from the Lethal Weapon movie series, Martin Riggs. I like Martin Riggs. He was awesome. He was awesome. You could have been Danny Glover. Danny was too old to do that. Yeah, exactly. You could literally, because you're all the time bragging on us about being younger, you'd be like, I'm too old for this shit. Yeah, I could have done that. But he still did it. That's the difference.

Speaker: I would out of their franchise, I would've taken out of the Martin Rees of Joe Pesci, but Joe Pesci killed that role. That's me. That's Joe as you are. I am the Joe Pesci of that fucking movie series. You got that. That is you all day. I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can

Speaker: No. Joe Pesci was stupid. So you're number three, Chris. My number three, why not? Since it finally just came out, I'm going to go ahead and pick Maverick from the original Top Gun. Amen.

Speaker: I'm not bad at that one, although I think it is a little low hanging fruit, but that's okay. Okay, wait for the original. Ooh. I am fucking you guys up with number four. No, you wait. I don't know. My number four, I am going with the best driver in cinematic history, Jason Statham's character in Transport. He doesn't have a name.

Speaker: the best driver in cinematic history. Are you serious? Yeah. They had a whole goddamn movie. They had a whole damn movie about what's his face. And he was a driver. That was the name of the movie, Driver. Maybe Driver. That was a terrible movie, though. Well, it was a terrible movie. I'm not going to say it. Maybe Driver was good. Maybe Driver was a good driver. But I think Statham could take it. So your number four, Tony.

Speaker: It's starting to get tough. But I can do this. I can do this pretty easy. Wesley Snipes is Blade. He was not to be fucked with, let's be clear. He was a half vampire, half human, so yeah. Chris, you said you're gonna fuck us up with our number four. What do you got for us, sir? I think I will. I think I will if you guys seen this movie and you respected this movie.

Speaker: But. Bruce Campbell, I am Campbell. Yeah, right? No, no, no, no, no. Mr. Kevin Spacey and the usual suspects as Kaiser Sose. Nice. OK. OK. Well, you know I have to do it. It would not be a list.

Speaker: from me I didn't include my man Keanu Reeves as John motherfucking wick yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm pretty sure we told you Wednesday he was off limits since you're like so like I can pick John Mark no he's never off Keanu Reeves is never off limits I'm surprised you didn't do all five it's Keanu Reeves characters that's what I honestly thought you were gonna do

Speaker: I never thought about it. I was like. or Ted. Can I be bro? Although, damn. I just, I can do six because I got a good. Sure. I will do six. Sure. Let's do. I would love to do six. I got to go in for number six. So, what is your number five?

Speaker: What's a fella to do? What is a fella to do? Since they swear that I haven't picked anybody who wasn't black, I'll go ahead and do this one. Who the fuck is that? You're right. Fuck that. Let's go with Richard Pryor and Sugar Ray in Hall of Mates. He was a cold motherfucker. Easy, easy smoke, easy.

Speaker: You know, I was related to William Wallace. I'm just saying. Stop this shit. Stop this shit. Well, since you guys have both dabbled in the superhero universe, this is actually

Speaker: Kind of, yeah, that felt good. No, wait, yeah, yeah, I can do that, yeah. Well, this was actually kind of tough, but I'm gonna stay in the Marvel Universe with you guys. I'm gonna stay in the Marvel Universe with you guys with my number five pick. And I'm gonna pick the trickster himself, Loki. I'm not mad at you.

Speaker: You can't be mad at Loki. Was he a good guy? Was he a bad guy? You know? Your mic's off, stupid. Hit the button. I put it off because I had to look up this character's actual name. But yes, Loki is a kind of a coin toss. So, for my number six, I got the winner, boys.

Speaker: because nobody puts me in jail. That is the quote from Johnny Castle from Dirty Dancing. Patrick Swayze is here, Dirty Dancing, Johnny Dancing. The 20 year number six, sir.

Speaker: Look, that's your boy. I'm not mad at him. Right? He got to sleep with baby. He won over the entire place. And he got the greatest line in cinematic history. Nobody could bang it.

Speaker: My number six, I'm going to take Brendan Fraser with his character from The Mummy. Encino Man. Ooh. From The Mummy. His name was Rick O 'Connell. O 'Connell, Rick O 'Connell. O 'Connell. Damn, my wife's gonna be pissed I didn't pick that. She loves that fucking movie.

Speaker: Shit, I'm in trouble. So Chris, you're number six, please, sir. Well, I see you're Patrick's Lazy and Dirty Dancing. And I raise you, Patrick's Lazy, as Dalton and Roadhouse. Be nice. Damn, I didn't think of that. Be nice. The cleaner.

Speaker: That's a good pick. That's a good pick. Well, Tim, anybody in the chatters box? Can I can I change it up and say Keanu Reeves and anything and take your John Wick away from you?

Speaker: Those two actors could not be wrong. I'm sorry. Well, Tim Connor smoke. So I can't really say that. Tim Connor. Yeah. Smoke. All you guys right. There's the chatters box of champions. Send in your list and that is how someone takes Rambo Tim. Exactly. Cause that's a good one. So let me go ahead and read them off.

Speaker: that that's courtesy of Tony. Ed from Shaun of the Dead, the Transporter, John Wick, and Johnny Castle. Tony has Black Panther, Chitala, Axel Foley, Hancock, Slade, Sugar Ray from Harlem Knights, and Rick O 'Callon.

Speaker: Chris has John McLean, Martin Riggs, Marvel, Maverick from the original, Kaiser Sosa from the unusual suspects. Sosa! Marty and Dalton from Road, is it so safe? Yeah. I did right, Sosa. Well, Jeff, do me a favor, and this is, here you go, here's your goldfish cart, I'm gonna save you.

Speaker: look it up. It's S. O. with two little dots above it. Z. E. Oh, I'm just typing it down. I was just. Don't put S. O. S. A. Y. Cuz I know you will. I literally built it. S. O. S. A. Okay. So, like Sammy Sosa. Hey, they're related, right? Same guy, right?

Speaker: Richard O 'Connell, O -C -O, apostrophe, C -O -N -N, yeah. Tony, is your son deaf? Because it's Rick. They call him Rick. I feel like I got Twitch going, too. I wanted some of the Twitch. And actually, I got the headphones on, and so the TV shows, the TV sounds louder, doesn't it? Yeah, that was really loud. Because, what you call it? I got the headphones on, some strong -ass Apple headphones. Yeah. Yeah, the TV in the background is super loud. Yeah. But that is our list, gentlemen.

Speaker: So I just have to correct the spelling and correct the title and it'll be up because I typed it in the computer because I can't find a pencil. I bought I bought like 45 fucking mechanical pencils. My kids steal them. You know how you know how you fix that? Lock my fucking door. Get rid of the kids. One of the two. No. Well, I mean, yeah. No, you set an example. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Be quiet or I use the duct tape. See?

Speaker: You know how you keep your kids from stealing your mechanical pencils? You set them down in the living room. You take one of the mechanical pencils and you stab one of them in the leg and the thigh with the pencil and you set an exam. Yeah, you set an example.

Speaker: You know what? Let me jump in on this. First of all, Connor, I want to give you credit for picking up Hela from Ragnarok, because she was fire. That is a hell of a list. I will fight you. I will fight you. And you know I will fight you. That's a hell of a list, dog.

Speaker: That's a hell of a list. Straight up. Can I change mine? I want to be Patrick Swaty in Too Long Food with Love. Tony, you can be... No. No, no. You would have to be John Lake with John Lake. I know, I'd have to look at the photo. Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is... Tony is

Speaker: Fuck no, hell no. I got to look up their character's names, but that's a good one. Yeah, just put it in there, just put it in there, just for sense of truth. Just because people look at it and go, what the fuck? I thought you were going to say, can I change it and can I be baby in Dirty Dancing instead of Patrick's Place?

Speaker: Don't be the example. Hey, sometimes you gotta make an example. That's right. Come on, Tony. Be woke. Fuck no.

Speaker: I was already once I was a woman once I don't want to be a woman again You're the one that said your dick was 35 years old do the math

Speaker: You're close to 50. Ladies will understand what I mean. I don't understand what you mean. I wouldn't say they're ladies. They might feel a little disrespected by you Tony. I'm satisfied. Remember that but I'm satisfied.

Speaker: I masturbate a lot. What does that have to do with anything? I'm satisfied.

Speaker: I know, I've been told that so many times, Connor. Like, we're guys, it doesn't, you know. You can't giggle like a schoolgirl, it doesn't come off when you're Chris and Tony sized to giggle like a schoolgirl. It does not look good. It's not a good look. It's kind of scary. It would be creepy fun. Just that creepy laugh that you hear on those little scary movies.

Speaker: I'm gonna give you a pair of cymbals so you can let that monkey on monkey shine. No, there was a movie. There was a movie, or is this, I don't know the actual name. It's like this all the time, Smoke. You gotta get out here with this one night. My son literally is a really big black dude. I think he was in the movie Life with Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy.

Speaker: Yeah. His name was Goldmouth. I know what you're talking about. But like, he's a really big black guy. And when he laughs, he laughs like he's like six, three, 400 pounds. The motherfucker said, hey, you go eat your cornbread. Nice. Hell no. You will lose your mind going. Go eat your cornbread.

Speaker: As funny as that movie was as a whole I did not like it

Speaker: That movie was great. They had so much fun behind the scenes. The biggest story was behind the scenes, they had a ball. That's what I assume. Tony, you know who the Snipes character you need to be? I just figured it out. Snipes from Demolition Man. I could do that. Amanda, that was a different guy. The longest y 'all was Bob Sapp. He's a different actor. Yeah, that's a different actor. It's a different actor. Yeah.

Speaker: but that that big dude from **** Oh my gosh. That other guy. Holy **** because he was also when um what's that movie um Marcus Houston was in. They were dancing. Oh, that's wait. No, I'm thinking so. Y 'all know the name of that movie. That movie Marcus Houston and them was in when they were dancing and it was on. They had a dance competition. Is that the one with Richard Gear?

Speaker: Smoke, I know you know the name of it, I forgot. I don't know the damn name of it. I can't think of who Marcus Houston is. One of the guys from B2K. You guys served. If you ever see the movie, you guys served. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the same guy. He's in that movie too. Oh, okay. Hold on, I'll tell you the movie. Yeah, okay, you guys served. He was also when I'm half past dead with Steven Seagal and Ja Rule.

Speaker: He was? Yeah. That's a good movie. It wouldn't stop the young smoke. Okay, calm down. Shut up. Now, Bob Sapp, the one that was in the longest yard, he was a, he was a fighter. He was a huge fighter. He was big. They supposed to set up a fight between him and Mike Tyson. His name is Michael Tefalo? Yeah, that's him.

Speaker: He's normally on, they normally call him Bear on a whole bunch of movies. Big West Coast guy, straight from LA. Oh yeah. Yeah, funny fun. Yeah, he's funny as shit. What are he in the replacements? With Keanu Reeves? Yeah, I think he was. I think he was one of the guys in the replacements. There he is. You want to eat your cornbread? Yeah, that's him.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. No, Chris, tell me, tell me I'm wrong. Would Tony not look good with blonde hair and like Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man? Tony would have to, I mean, I mean, yeah, it would have to be able to grow hair, but yeah, definitely.

Speaker: I can even see Tony acting like Wesley Snipes and Demolition Man. Just a goddamn fool for no fucking reason. What was the movie? Did you guys ever see Meteor Man?

Speaker: No, Robert Townsend in them. Yeah. There you go. You'd be the dude that runs the Golden Lords. Oh, and Meteor Man? Yeah. The little kids, the baby lords, they come out with the lunch boxes. I'm sorry. That was not a good movie. That movie is right up there at Willie's Wonderland. It's fucking amazing. I love it. That was not a good movie. Jesus Christ. Don't ever put that movie up in the same category as Willie's Wonderland. That movie is genius. I love it.

Speaker: Shut up, Connor, and stop giving out my secrets away. That's like booty tang. That's like booty tang good. Unbelievable. I love that shit that cracks me up. Oh, my God. There's something seriously wrong with you, Jeff. Hey, I like a good movie. If it makes me laugh, it could. Down Periscope is hilarious. Don't kill what nobody says. No, that movie never gets old.

Speaker: Because, well, the craziest thing is, Tony, you were in the military. Everybody in that movie, you know somebody like that that was in the military. I mean, you know, I mean, you know, fucking Kelsey Grammer's character, you know, that fucking Rob Schneider's character. I know all them fuckers. Spatanic. Greatest fucking guy in the whole movie is fucking awesome.

Speaker: No, the damn chef when he farted, I died. And what movie? Down Periscope. What'd you say about the Titanic? No, Spatanic. That's the guy's name in Down Periscope. He's the quote unquote bad guy that's always trying to get sent to the brig. Because his dad is played by... What's his name?

Speaker: what's his name uh the admiral the guy that plays the admiral that's spitanic's dad yeah he was yeah that was a son i thought it was real name that was a classic ass movie i don't care what nobody says you know that shit was funny i can't look it up because i think i've only seen that movie like it plays his dad riptorn plays his dad

Speaker: Rip Torn. Yeah. That's what that was. That's Rip Torn. That's the Admiral. Oh, shit. Oh, he's a vice Admiral. You said you could forget about that fifth star. That shit broke my heart. Oh, I know, right? Bruce Dern. Bruce Dern. You ever want to see Bruce Dern at his best? Watch the movie The Burbs with Tom Hanks. That movie is a classic. Bruce Dern is a genius.

Speaker: Yeah, I've only honestly seen that movie like one time It is That was hilarious. The best example. Well, we've already determined that you guys have just four tasted movies You think the maximum overdrive is a good movie. What's your mouth?

Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We all be wrong. Yeah, it's it's it's it's a bad movie. I love the movie. I'm not shitting on the movie, but it's a bad movie. Trimmers is a bad movie. I love trimmers, but it's a bad movie. The first trimmers is good. The rest of them are crazy. The first trimmers has the best fuck you in the entire cinematic history. Whoa. Now, I believe you kind of will get us kicked off. I now believe you.

Speaker: Air Force, boy, we could tell you've been in the Army now. He was in Air Force? He was in the Air Force, did his time, and then signed up into the Army. That explains a lot. Jesus Christ. That explains a lot. Yeah, he did his time, quote unquote, retired, and then re -enlisted into the Army. He didn't retire, because it's 20 plus, wasn't it?

Speaker: No, he, I said resigned or whatever, whatever the hell you want to call it, whatever he did his time in the air force. And then he got out and re resigned with the army. Yes, it's separated. It's switched over, but, um, like minimums four years in it. Yes. Sometimes two, sometimes two. I think he was in there a lot longer than that in the air force. Maybe it was four. I did my foreign battles.

Speaker: Dodgeball was a joke dodge war was genius Those were rubber wrenches and dude got hit with a wrench said it still hurt

Speaker: Fucking Ben Stiller kills me. Dodgeball, funny ass movie, not the greatest movie, Zoolander, dumb as fuck. Jesus Christ, he killed me in that fucking movie. Him in that line, him in that machine. Yeah, he might have killed me in that movie. Oh, I have a little fun fact about Zoolander.

Speaker: the greatest actor in the True Blood cinema. Yeah, see, yeah. Six years, I told you, yeah, I was. You got the traffic, you tried to walk me. You active a guard of reserve. He's active. Oh. Wow. Do you regret it yet? You've both seen True Blood. Yes. Eric Norford. Never heard of it. What's True Blood? He's one of the guys

Speaker: You will play Lafayette. You know what? Mad respect Lafayette, because that dude pulled May Gay to cool. I was going to say Lafayette was one of the coolest characters on the whole fucking show. He was. But the guy that plays Eric Northman was one of the guys that blew up at the gas station in the Jeep where they start spraying gas all over each other.

Speaker: Kill me some ass. And then the stuff motherfucker likes. And the fucking pose and then shit. But what the fuck. But Starsguard was one of those dudes. Yes he was. We put his name in a list too. Yeah, Eric Scarsguard. What's his name? Acton Ass Family.

Speaker: Yeah, because their dad, their dad, he's done a ton of things. He was in the Thor movies. Bill played Pennywise amongst several other characters. Actually, I think that's who they are trying to or they did sign on to play in the remake of Crow as Eric Draven. I think so, yeah.

Speaker: which I think will be awesome. I think he'll kill that role. You know what else? I forgot about Dad being in that second DaVinci Cole movie, Angels and Demons. He was in that too. Yeah, he was in that too. Well, he was also in the movie Tony hates and cannot watch again. All right, y 'all. That guy and the girl with the dragon tattoo. Don't leave. Don't leave. Don't leave Tim.

Speaker: Don't leave Tim all by himself in the chatters box starting five and give him another easy win. Anybody else that want to get it in, nonsensical nonsense podcast, Gmail .com movie characters. You'd want to be five of them. Send them to us. Get on a smoke. Wait, how did you hate true blood? That's, that's blasphemy, Amanda. I wouldn't say Will Ferrell's the greatest movie actor of all time. He has his moments.

Speaker: Yeah, I was gonna say he gets on your nerves quick kind of like and I know I'm gonna get I know I'm gonna catch hell for this but it is what it is It's just my how I feel and we're allowed to have our own opinions except for me apparently just like Chris Farley Adam Sandler

Speaker: How dare you? You need fucking Chris Farley's name out your fucking mouth. I got you, Connor. And Connor, let me also tell you, I don't put Will Ferrell above Robin Williams. Robin Williams was a father. Never. Never. I can't. Rob Williams. Dude, watch that movie, One Hour Photo. And don't know what it is. That wasn't the best movie. No, but you literally went into that movie going, oh, Rob Williams, this is going to be funny. Not even remotely funny.

Speaker: It wasn't funny. It was more of a, it was more of a thriller for you guys. It was a suspense. Your movie games. Okay. Cool. Robin Williams. I'll tell you what you take one hour photo. I'll give you bass and tenio man. I love that. I had to watch that movie on the flight home and I like, I don't really, I really don't want to see this shit. He rocked it. Who are we putting Robin Williams above?

Speaker: Will Ferrell? Oh my God, why is that even a topic of conversation? Anytime you got, anytime you got anybody. No, no, no. It's not even, that's Apple's in order. He's not arguing with you. No, I'm not arguing with you. So, I mean, me and him are the same wevelers as far as actors and performances, yes. Will Ferrell and what's his name, Jim Carrey, and guys like that, they live on going to the extreme and overacting.

Speaker: So it is a different genre. It is a different type of acting. You know who else does that? You know who else does that? Marlon Wayans. Yeah. Yeah, who does it so well? Yeah. Now, Amanda, on which one did Pose Society? I almost cried in that movie when he left that class. That movie did make me cry, man. Captain, my captain. That was honor. There was a lot of honor in that damn movie. What about Good Will Hunting? I didn't see it. Really? I love Good Will Hunting. Yeah, I didn't see it for real.

Speaker: I gotta go see somebody about a girl. I gotta go see somebody about a girl. Goodwill hunting. However, Chris, it shocks me that you bring it up, considering Ben Affleck's fucking Boston accent in that is seriously strong.

Speaker: Yeah, it's the same thing. I mean, every once in a while, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon look that stupid. They're Bostonians. They love that stupid accent out. The same thing with Mark Wahlberg and some movies like Ted, four brothers and four brothers. And they were supposed to be. Yeah, he was a beast in that movie. But they were like from Detroit and he had a fucking stupid thick Boston accent.

Speaker: I was like, bro, calm down. Let me get a ball horrible. Just props. Mark Wahlberg is the man. I will never see him. He wanted that shit. I did not see that. That movie. Yeah, that was good fucking movie. Mark Wahlberg is the man. Did you see the one with the I forget what it's called. We're about the oil.

Speaker: That is the reason that was a great fucking movie

Speaker: That is a damn good movie. And I didn't see it coming. I just saw it. I didn't expect a lot of what they did, but they did break it down. They did show you any and every consequence. I got to respect that. I got to respect that. That was a damn good movie. Two Guns was good, too. I liked that. Two Guns was silly. It was silly stupid, but it was still good. And they liked contraband as well. He was silly in Two Guns, and he was silly in Transformers. Yes. He was silly. Shooter was genius. I can't. I haven't watched that movie yet. I had to admit it. Yeah.

Speaker: The Mark Wahlberg version. You got a lot of respect. You got a lot of credit. I just never watched it. You heard about it. Well, the thing is, as somebody who's been through sniper training, he's pretty fucking accurate. Good. It's pretty accurate. It's good. And the series was OK. The series shooter was with Ryan Phillippe. Really, Amanda? I didn't know that. I need to write that down.

Speaker: Oh no, it's true. Danny Glover in that movie is you just want to smack the shit out of Danny Glover. I never thought I'd say it until I saw that movie. You want to punch Danny Glover in the face in that movie. Which movie? Shooter. And it's got the dude to play Casey Jones in Ninja Turtles.

Speaker: Chris Maloney. That guy's awesome. Yeah, he's in as well. He plays bad guy. Chris Maloney? Yeah, he played in the first... He was in SVU. What was he? So he's the guy that was on Oz. Yeah, yeah, he was on Oz. Yeah. He was one of the OG characters on... What is that? Law and Order? Criminal... Yeah, Law and Order. SVU and stuff. He's one of the OG characters. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, he's an amazing actor. He doesn't get enough love. Every time I see him though, I think Casey Jones. He is Casey Jones. He's the epitome of Casey Jones to me for the Ninja Turtles. Gotcha. Marky Mark was a great actor. Action. I kind of give you that, Connor.

Speaker: He's done a hell of a job in the movie world. So him and his brothers are pretty comfortable. Stable. Yeah, L .A. Stable. What's the movie Mark Wahlberg did with the three kids? Instant Family?

Speaker: I didn't see that. Damn good flick, man. Really? Him and his wife adopt three kids. And one of them's like 15, 16 like that. And the other one, the youngest is five and the middle one's like 12. Really good fucking flick.

Speaker: Fuck you, Connor. Son of a bitch. He sent me his listing. And it says, my list, I'm doing six. Suck me. Deal with it. He needs to be up here. I can see that already. Yeah, Connor, you're going to have to let me know when you can join us. I want to get, I want to get, I want to get smoke up here one night as well.

Speaker: Bring everybody's shit. Smoke and I have been talking about it for a minute doing the show together. I know. I heard a lot of good things about Ted and the secret. Ted was awesome. They're hilarious. Fuck you Thunder. You can suck my dick. However, they're Thunder Buddies for life. They make fun of the Boston accent in the first one and it's so funny.

Speaker: He's like, he's just Boston, Ted literally says to Mark Wahlberg's character, he says, you ever had here a Boston girl have an orgasm? He's like, Oh God. Oh God. It's so funny. And they're sitting there on a couch smoking this big fucking block. He's like, we're gonna talk to my weed guy. This guy's weak. Oh, it's fucked up. Cracked up.

Speaker: We're gonna take a real quick break guys. We'll be right back. Dude, I'm ready. I'm absolutely ready. Our show, your show, either way. You send the invite, I'm there.

Speaker: They got to get your info so we can get you on here. But we're going to take a real quick break. We got a little black top mojo as always. Well, not as always, but we're going to do a little cover action here because I didn't download any other music tonight. I didn't have time. But speaking of music and our second hour music, I do want to just give a shout out to our guy, Mr. Love Ballad, who is fucking starting to blow the hell up on TikTok.

Speaker: He's got some haters on there but shout out to Mr. Love Ballad if you guys want to listen to an awesome R &B neo soul musician. Look him up on YouTube. Connor you got my vote whenever Glick says it. You got my vote.

Speaker: uh look him up on youtube look him up on uh tick tock all that at mr love ballad he's on instagram uh another shout out to another band that's been on the show a couple times the husband and wife duo zonis yeah if you're into the uh the folk cabaret fun music type deal hippie music yeah check those guys out zonis z -o -n -n -i -s uh go give them some love they're on youtube they're on facebook all that jazz

Speaker: We've actually got a big a big tour coming up this summer. They're going to be on the road a lot. And do not forget to give a shout out to Mr. Rock Lee for the greatest intro in the history of the world. The nonsensical nonsense podcast. Yeah, big up to him. That intro is dope. I ain't going to lie. I'm going to make that my ringtone. Rock Lee of EDM Combat. You can check him out on TikTok and YouTube and Facebook. All that stuff, Rock Lee.

Speaker: That man made me like a Britney Spears song. I'm just saying. Shit. Tim, you keep letting me forget. Go safe. No, Tim. I'm supposed to find the video of Rocky's remix of Eye of the Tiger. Go for it. Oh, Sam. Well, I'm not going to do it now. You know how much effort that takes right in the middle? Well, maybe I can do it for when we come back. Didn't I write that down somewhere? He did a - Oh, no. Not Eye of the Tiger. Not Eye of the Tiger. You're talking about a Fauzi. Yeah, Fauzi.

Speaker: I'll see if I can, I'll see if I can find it during the break and I'll try to, I'll try to get it all loaded up after the break. Yeah. Um, but, uh, his Rockley's done a couple of songs where I was like, really? And then I listened to him and I was like, I'm in. But, um,

Speaker: I don't have a I just sent him a firm request to fuck it. Who's that? Rockley. Yeah, definitely. It's good dude. That's my that's uh, that's that's my boy. That's my brother from another mother Okay We don't have we don't have community guidelines yes we do

Speaker: those are our show rules but apparently we have community guidelines i don't know tony's in charge of that stuff i just break all of them rules are meant to be broken i'm just saying i'm a habitual line crosser don't worry i broke like 45 uh

Speaker: community guidelines today just reposting the show. Glick finally got his pee pee spanked by Facebook. So he's new. They smack the shit out of my pee pee too and not in a good way. You fucking with Facebook. Hey, I'm allowed on Facebook. I'm just mad at Facebook. I'm allowed on Facebook. I'm just mad at him. So literally both just said you got smacked in the pee pee. What are you?

Speaker: Yeah, but it's it's it's the it's the comedy aspect. It's funny. You're just saying it's it's funnier to say you got smacked in the peepee. They did. They got so mad at us last Monday. Facebook Facebook hit us with a double whammy.

Speaker: They took the video off at the beginning of the show before we ever even started the show. And then they felt the need to send two more notifications to tell me that they muted the audio and removed the video. I'm like, yeah, you told me that already, assholes. They were so mad. They were so mad.

Speaker: and on on patriotic songs and all that. Yeah. And I did Billy Ray Cyrus a favor outside of outside of his whore daughter showing her tits to everybody. He hasn't been relevant for 30 years. Well, he did. Oh, boy. I did do that. But anyways, we're going to take a real quick break.

Speaker: I'm going to see if I can find that Judas song while we're on break. So if we come back and I'm lost in translation over here, go ahead and you guys can go ahead and hit the intro and all that. Yeah. Well, you know, hit them with the socials and all that jazz. Got a, got a, this is a cover we've played before. Yeah. Take it. I'm gonna lay Jason down real quick. So if I'm, if I'm the lead coming back, yeah, I'll be back in a minute.

Speaker: Uh, Matt's cover of, uh, blacktop Mojo's cover of white snakes. Is this love? Let's all flashback to the late eighties. Let's all flashback to the late eighties with miss Tony contain dancing on the hood of, uh, Jaguar, right? Jeff Jaguars, two different Jaguars, one white, one green. I thought one was white and one was black. I didn't know. Well, it looks black on video, but it's actually British racing green. I never did black.

Speaker: That was his question. Fair enough. Car guy. Hey, car guy. Goldfish. We'll be right back here in a few minutes. Tim, I'm going to see if I can find that video and get it all locked and loaded for you. And we'll play it when we come back. Give Rock Lee some love. We'll be right back here just a minute. One, two, three.

Speaker: Then I let you go alone It's times like these I can't make it on my own Wasting days and sleepless nights And I can't wait to see you again I've finally spent my time waiting on your call

Speaker: Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this the love that I've been searching for? Is this love or am I dreaming?

Speaker: Cause it's really gotta hold on me, hold on me

Speaker: I can feel my love for you going stronger day by day And I can't wait to see you again So I can hold you in my arms Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this love that I've been searching for? Is this love

Speaker: Or am I dreaming? This must be love

Speaker: Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this a love that I've been searching for? Is this love or am I dreaming this must be love? Cause it's really gotta be love

Speaker: Hold on me

Speaker: There it is. That's a good song, man. So, welcome back to Nonsenseical Nonsense, where the tomfucker is. You can check us out on Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, Twitch, YouTube, and you can always email us at NonsenseicalNonsensePodcast at gmail .com for your comments and so on and so forth. And of course, get your starting five in whenever you're ready. Tony, you're still muted by that.

Speaker: I know I'm a little bit close to the TV, so I make sure I wasn't too loud on everybody. No, it's no big deal. It's just with Chris who and his tom foolery. Hey, hook him, hook him up at the game too, man. Y 'all put him on a Snapchat or whatever. If you saw Snapchat, give him a... Yeah, definitely. He's a fellow vet. Connor, Connor, send us, send us your...

Speaker: You have failed me You got social media out there you didn't bother to mention that we're live on YouTube You didn't mention our Spotify you didn't mention our merch nothing

Speaker: Oh my god, I do I've done it 130 fucking times do it now so I can get this goddamn audio true This is our hundred and thirtieth episode Kind of a milestone, but yes, you can't catch us live on depending on the day depending on when Christmas On Facebook and catch us live on Twitch on YouTube occasionally on Facebook and

Speaker: or Twitter, depending if we get kicked off of Facebook. So we are live there at Nonsense Go Nonsense, a podcast. And I got it out there. So you have a new top 10, or are you going to do starting five tonight, Chris? Or top 10, I mean. Just out of curiosity.

Speaker: Oh, just keep talking while yes, because nobody can see you. Nobody can see you. Just they can hear they can't hear you. So that's okay. I have Jesus Christ. Fucking I can do this and still talk. I see that.

Speaker: The whole show just crashes and burns without me I had to look I had to look I had to go on my phone. I had to find a video I had to email the video to her then I had to download the video and now I have to upload the video on here There's a lot of work because I am doing it on the fly though as we speak No

Speaker: because Tony and I could talk about that while while you do your. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I'd have to. Well, no, I've got everything. I'm just right now. I'm just trying to download it. No, I did. I have I have a little bit of news for you guys tonight. I have I have a I do have a top. Oh, God. What's going on? Did I do it? I do have a top ten. There we go.

Speaker: But if I could if you don't mind on a little bit more of a serious Note while this is all playing out and planning out Connor go ahead and put that info in the chat as well. I think you sent it to me Shit and I think it got deleted on the snapchat Fuck send me that

Speaker: Hold on a second, I think he sent it to me here. Where the hell did he send it to me at? No. Uh... Jeff, it just kills me. You're on a computer all fucking day. And you don't type in our list as we call it out. Instead of writing it the fuck down. I did today. The problem was before... Yeah, I typed it in there today, but before, if I did that while we were doing it,

Speaker: It would because you have more windows. Yes. Yes. Right. So with with StreamYard, I can do it. I just found that out today. So with StreamYard, now I can do it. I got to work on my StreamYard. While I do it. My StreamYard tools appear. I got to get back on this thing. I just want to re -stream. So I did look at my snap, but our snaps delete as soon as we open them. Yes.

Speaker: Yeah, no, no, no, this is in our how the hell do I change it I know there is a way But um, so Connor sent me this during the break a Friend of his from the Air Force a young lady is

Speaker: He went through training and everything with... I want to get this right, but Jesus, why is this so damn long? She was diagnosed with stage four lymphoma.

Speaker: She is obviously Air Force. She's very young. I think he said she was 25. But there is a GoFundMe for her. Her name is Jordan Wilkerson. I told Connor to put the info in our chat. And I'm going to share it out onto all of our social media as well. But I got her GoFundMe here pulled up.

Speaker: This is a long story. but uh it says here I'm gonna it's it's Jordan Wilkerson uh J. O. R. D. A. N. W. I. L. K. E. R. S. O. N.

Speaker: Uh, her cancer fight, uh, since Jordan was in the sixth grade, she always wanted to join the air force. She officially joined her junior year in high school and was sent to Lackland air force base for basic training. A month after graduating high school, Jordan signed up to serve six years in the United States air force in, uh, Minnoy.

Speaker: and I probably got that wrong. Might not. Might not. Might not. Might not. Might not. If was base. Yeah. Might not North Dakota as a crew chief for the B fifty -two bombers. You've loved her jobs in the Air Force until she until it had to be cut prematurely.

Speaker: At the five year mark in 2020 due to severe injury for falling off of a plane during a maintenance inspection, she suffered a fractured cheek and an injured leg that took her took away her running ability. And she had to put many of her bills on her credit cards until she received money from Air Force for reimbursement. Once she came home to Tampa, hey, a Tamponian.

Speaker: I'm going to send this to my buddy Kevin and see if he'll share it out there down in Tampa. Send it to me too. I'm going to put it on our social media so he'll be on it. She immediately signed up for the aeronautics school to expand her knowledge of working on commercial planes. Fast forward to 2022. She had one semester to go when she went to the doctor for a cough that she could not get rid of. After several tests, she found out that she had a very aggressive cancer called primary

Speaker: on the screen put the word up on the screen put the word up on the screen no seriously put the word up on the screen let me see it did he freeze yeah he froze i'm assuming he froze because he's still in that same suppose

Speaker: No, that's terrible. He's making a nut face. Chris, is that your O face? You ever see the movie Office Space, Tony?

Speaker: But I know when I made that face, I know when I made that face. So there's a scene in that movie where this guy's, he's like, he's like, he's, they're at a, like a barbecue. And he's like, you see that girl from accounting I brought? He says, yeah, everything goes right. I might see her old face, you know. Oh, oh, oh, oh my God. It cracks me up every time. Do me a favor. You got kind of on Snapchat? No, I do not.

Speaker: I do not, unfortunately. I have you, Chris, and my wife are the only people I have on snapshot that I actually. Okay. We're going to get it. Don't worry. I'm going to throw the burger away too.

Speaker: Yeah, I got a couple of. I got a couple of. Chris come back. I think he had to refresh the screen as soon as Chris come back. He'll keep telling him stuff. Fucking with these ghosts and spirits and stories and Facebook and Disney and then. Fucking Disney. Don't listen. So now we got to sit here and do shit. Great. This is your. Make shit up as we go. Do you really want me to just do this shit by ourselves? This is dangerous. We did a two hour broadcast on half off the fucking whim. This ain't what you want.

Speaker: And it was not good. It was actually, it was good, but it wasn't, it wasn't. Can you still get on Haps? I don't know. I've never tried. Why don't you try? Why would I try? Just for the hell of it. I'll try tomorrow. Anybody up here who was on Haps, can you still get on Haps? I don't know. I literally, I don't go live. As I stroke my beard, thusly.

Speaker: The one chin hair you call a beard. I got a couple of them, fuck you. I don't really go live anymore, occasionally. Always remember, your wife likes a nice trim shave. Chris and I, when my wife was in Europe, would go live on TikTok and stuff. But other than that, I really don't go live anymore, except on here. No, you don't have to. Just see if you can log in the house. Some people still can. I'll check that out. Oh, there he is. Some people still can.

Speaker: smoke. We just get smoke. We we just chilling. You missed it. Oh my god. I don't know what the **** happened but I want to know what happened. We know what happened. You ignore it. You ignore it. I do it. I go. I go and do a good I go and do a good deed and I get **** canceled. No, I walked out there and one of my kids was standing there with a **** router unplugged.

Speaker: calm down. I'm just like, what are you doing? You were making an O face. You froze in the middle of an O faces.

Speaker: I was trying to. Let's get back to the. Yes, we're fine. I'm sorry. Listen, listen. Jason thought something was wrong because it's. Connor, where is the good for me? It's OK. He's like, you're right. I'll put it in the comments. He says, you're right, dad. He's like, yeah, I'm fine. Don't listen to what I'm saying. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not alone.

Speaker: I don't I don't I honestly don't know what the hell happened, but I just walked out there and I was like also standing back there like what are you doing? She's like, no, I just came out here right before you did. And I'm like, Jeff, Jeff, I started crying. I feel so bad. What did you do to make your kid cry when you were sitting there making fun of your old face and making his own old face? Oh, my God. Jason looked over and went, you OK, dad?

Speaker: Well, as I was saying before, the internet gods or my kids or whoever it was that decided to just shut me down. Talk about Disney, see what happens. Told you he won't listen. I wasn't talking about Disney.

Speaker: Listen, let me tell you something. I'm not going to be one of the powers of the Caribbean walking around haunted trying to find a gold coin so we can get our bodies back walking around the skeletons in the night. I'm going to be like Johnny Depp in Pirates of Caribbean. Yeah, but he didn't know he was messed up either. He had to imagine that he didn't. He wasn't. He wasn't messed up.

Speaker: Watch the first one. Yeah, I did. I just watched. He had a coin as well. So he was messed up as they were. No, he he reached in as they're fighting. He reached in grabbed one and you see him drop him back in and he

Speaker: We're still on anchor. We're just we're just expand. No, but I'll post all this information. She she's going through chemo chemo chemotherapy and all that. Obviously, it's a rough go. They have a goal of twelve thousand five hundred dollars as of right now. They're just shy of eighty five hundred. I I am personally going to make a donation tonight or tomorrow. I will donate to

Speaker: to her GoFundMe. If you guys would be, you know, whatever you can do, if you can. Or if all you can do is share it out, share it out. I will be sharing it out. I will be sharing it out. I'll see you about doing that. So, you know, share it out, let it, get it out there for everybody. I'm going to put it on all social media. Connor did send it to me. I'm actually going to put it in the chat for us. Well, so I told him to put it, I told him a couple of times to put it in the chat.

Speaker: That's Redneck Gandolf and company. You just got called Redneck Gandolf. Wow. But we will share it out and get it out there to try to hopefully we can help her out. Yes. None of us know her. She is a friend of Connor's. Connor is a very good friend of mine.

Speaker: If it's worthy in his opinion, it's worthy in my opinion. And as we all know. Finally dry.

Speaker: As we all know, cancer is a son of a bitch that shares that shows no prejudice and takes who and who they want when they want. I just lost a friend of cancer a couple of months ago, one of my high school friends. So yes, you're right. Cancer is a cold hearted bitch that has no fury. Was it hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn? Yes. Fuck a woman's scorn. Cancer's got that beat.

Speaker: but I kind of equipped it too because you never know when it's going to hit you. Tim. Tim. Yeah, exactly. Tim. Tim, I made you a promise. We're going to try to get back into the show here. I didn't want to take a time out. Sorry to pull the break. I mean that during the break and I felt that was pretty damn important but Tim I didn't. That's very important thing. Uh stage four nine. Hodgkin's lip foam. We got you. We just found a little tumor on the spine. Oh ****

Speaker: Damn. That sucks. But I did make Tim a promise and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, we were talking about him before break. Another brother of mine, Mr. Rock Lee, EDM combat doing what he does. Yes. And if you guys don't know who Fauzi is, Fauzi is a rock band whose lead singer is the one and only Chris Jericho. Yes.

Speaker: time for where's rachman doing his thing

Speaker: And I am feeling upset, don't you listen my mind Is there something left for me to say in the wreckage of my life, my life?

Speaker: Yeah. In my opinion, I love that song. It's one of my favorite Judas or Fozzy songs. But in my opinion, I think Rocky made it fucking better. I do believe so. I want and I actually actually I need to put this out to I want Rocky to do the whole fucking song. Right. I do. And I will do everything I can, which is not very much because I'm a I'm a I'm a big fish in a small pond.

Speaker: I will do everything I possibly can to get it to Chris Jericho. I will tag that motherfucker 30 times a day until he watches it. Bet that and I guarantee you it automatically gets serious play because.

Speaker: No disrespect to the band that originally edited the Chris Jericho song, but Rockleys is better. Would you say fuck Ryan? Fuck Texas. I got a second comment of the night right there.

Speaker: I don't see the link Connor. I don't see it yet at all. I think he just put on your uh YouTube comments put on the we'll see it. He said **** Ohio. You must you must wear a scarf and have a list. I will. I'm with you. Hey, hey, hey, hey, Brian. I'm 100 % in the grants with you. ****

Speaker: I got I got like I got like but I got like six good things in Ohio. You know, my kids Jody and her kids. That's about it. Outside of that **** Ohio.

Speaker: Just for the record, if anybody's bored, Goodfellas is on. And I'm going to be listening and talking at the same damn time. Good job, Tony. Good job, Tony. We're not doing a podcast. If you're bored and you're about to do a - Way to go, Mr. TV Guide. Don't watch our podcast. Go watch Goodfellas. Fuck that. I'm watching. I'm doing the podcast and I'm watching Goodfellas, so stop slacking. This guy just fucking endorsed a 30 -year -old movie instead of endorsing our own fucking podcast. He's really old. Jesus Christ.

Speaker: You're not a man. You're not a vessel. Fuck you. Goldfish. What am I? What am I? Goldfish. Am I a funny guy? You're not even American. Somebody go get your shine box. Get your fucking shine box, Tony. Get your fucking shine box, Tony. Unbelievable.

Speaker: Oh, just watching the Fast and Furious today. Fuck y 'all. Ohio is. It's okay. It's okay. Shut up. How do you know damn well if you could leave Ohio, you'd leave Ohio too. Calm down. That's why you, that's why you re -listen to the army to get the fuck out of here. Bet that. That's what I'm like, I'm gonna go to Korea for three years. Fuck Ohio. There's a reason, there's a reason I live in Cancun, not Ohio.

Speaker: Hey, if our podcast sucks, good fellas. Right? That's basically what he did. That's not what I did. Yeah, it is. I didn't leave the group. He's like, oh, I gotta go. Fucking good fellas. So he was like, I'd love to stay in chat, guys, but good fellas is on deuces. Oh, wait, that's not my life. Wait, that's not my life. Mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother.

Speaker: Kind of like his old shit. Oh, shoot. However, Wednesday, we all said at the exact same time, I was very impressed. It's okay. We don't have to say it all at the same time. It's kind of nice when we staggered. We all unconsciously said it all at the same time. Well,

Speaker: It's just flawless. I'm going to save the news for Wednesday because there wasn't a whole lot of news. I think I can find more news. Right. Oh, no, I got a top 10. Yeah, I got a top 10. I got a top 10 that kind of that kind of falls along the same lines as the news articles that I did Monday to you. I had Tony so fucked up Monday night. Jesus Christ. What? I don't see the link. No, I don't see it.

Speaker: I'm waiting on it too. Let me see if I can do this. I don't know how GoFundMe works exactly. I don't either. But maybe you can look it up by her name. I would assume. Wow, Connor.

Speaker: way to go. Way to go for this. My balls heard this morning. There we go. Jordan Wilkerson GoFundMe. I don't know how GoFundMe works, but by tomorrow I'll have it all. GoFundMe works with PayPal. No, no, no. I'm talking about search.

Speaker: Like, can you search by name by the name of the person? Go in the bathroom and jerk off. It'll take you 10 seconds. I was going to say, dude, you got issues in Vietnam in a week. I've known it three times since we sat down. Jesus.

Speaker: Chris played that extra long song. There's three songs back to back in the first. I didn't supposed to cigarette while I was in his hands. Ain't no way he did it three times and watch his hands in 10 minutes. Fuck him. I'm repainting my walls tonight. He didn't have enough time to do the stranger.

Speaker: The whole first hour of the show he was sitting on his hands Jeff like much like you're much like your friend Do you do you use a vibrator and just set it on your pecker like you're like?

Speaker: I do. Maybe it's all my Amazon wish list. How do you know? Do you know the Demogorgon flashlight? Just like, hey boys, look what I got. Yeah, Demogorgon.

Speaker: He does. He probably he needs a new one. He's got one of the ones with the tails on it. Dude, have you seen those chicks on TikTok that wear tails? You know where they put the tail, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, when I found out where how the tail is attached, I was like,

Speaker: Oh, wow. That makes so these TikTok videos so much more interesting. It's a it's a butt plug with a tail. This is what we're talking about right here. This mother **** he be singing. He did it three times since the break. Come on, man. Come on, man. We sat down. Come on, man. Jesus.

Speaker: Well, who's that? What? You've seen the movie. You've seen the movie 40. That's what Paul Rudd says to do it. He's like, I don't do that. He's like, Paul Rudd says to what's his name from, uh, what's the fucker's name? If you don't hold your finger, do the damn news. Jeff, we have a, we have a, we have a message for you, Jeffrey.

Speaker: Then there's something wrong with you. You're certainly not very good. I'm awesome, Trump. And you know it. Get my MAGA out. Jesus, Jesus, Connor. You gotta try it once. Never mind if it looks cool. Never mind if it feels gay. It only feels gay if it feels weird. It's gay for pay.

Speaker: I don't have news tonight, Tony. We're just doing what we do, man. What happened to the top 10? It's a free for all. Top 10? I do have a top 10. It's a normal day. By the way, folks, just in case you didn't know, we don't plan anything.

Speaker: No, I'm the only one that plans anything and then it's just the inmates take over the asylum. The inmates take over the asylum and everything goes out the window. Oh, I have a podcast for you two to listen to.

Speaker: Yeah, it's called nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Oh, what? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's our email. Thank you for giving our email out, but you can actually find the podcast at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Spotify, YouTube, Twitch, you know, Twitter, Apple, Google, Spreaker everywhere, everywhere you listen to podcasts. And we're super famous. We just make no money off of it. There you go, Tony.

Speaker: Tony you you Tony, you know why you Tony Tony, you know why Jeff agrees with that, right? Well, let me break it down for you

Speaker: Jeff agrees with that because he enjoys a little thing that some people like to call pegging.

Speaker: I don't know if I should be I don't know if I should feel disturbed by that or complimented by that like you named your butt plug after me. I will be disturbed regardless. No, Peggy. That's where his wife puts on a big old monster dragon tail dildo and she just has her way with him.

Speaker: So that's why that's why Jeff agrees with Connor's comment. Did you accidentally search it and accidentally watch it for four hours on Pornhub?

Speaker: Like you did, like you did the training. Four hours later, I was, I was still actually watching the training. There's a, uh, Kevin Smith with a podcast with his buddy and he was talking about pegging and he's like, have you heard of this? And his buddy's like, wait, what is it? And then he gave the definition and I was like,

Speaker: I literally sat there for five minutes going, wait, what? Conversation over. Yeah, you into that. I'm like, hey, I'm late for anything. That's that Deadpool shit. That's true. Happy Woman's Independence Day. And he's like, nope, nope, nope. You were just sitting there looking like anything for you, baby. Oh, my God. I mean, that's that love, boy. Let me tell you.

Speaker: I'll never be in love. Well, like I said, Deadpool is technically bisexual. I didn't know that. But if that takes love, I've never been in love. Amen to that. I'm good. Exit only. This motherfucker said you let your wife do the Amazon position. Do the Amazon position. Yes, she does. Yeah, the Amazon position is. Yeah, I know what it is.

Speaker: in the in the the move from uh from baby boy or finger and his **** dude's mom in the kitchen. No, they're bouncing around a little bedroom. I know they was in the kitchen. He was killing it. No, the Amazon. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Speaker: and basically it's the same type, you know, like if you had their legs up in the air, but it's the same position only your, your shit is in them. Yeah. And she's, she's, she's at the end of the day, she's fucking you, but it's your day. Yeah. I'm good. My dick don't bend that way. Mine's too small. Agreed.

Speaker: Tony's like, Tony's like, I'm gonna go ahead and set my leg up here on the desk. I don't have that problem. Put your dick away, Tony. We get it. Another day he put his leg up and I thought it was his dick and I was like, Jesus Christ, boy, I gotta show it off. I can make us white boys all scared. Big notes.

Speaker: I've lost weight. I can finally see the little guy now. Hey, there you are. First time call the last first time call a long time.

Speaker: I got Jeff, yes. Oh shit, that shit always went out my nose. I guess you're no longer one night stand, huh? No more blind dates here.

Speaker: I always wonder what you look like little buddy.

Speaker: I'm so happy I can finally see what I'm doing here. He's like, oh, he looks like what you look like. He just rejuvenated their relationship. He just take pictures of his dick not to send a woman just so we don't miss him. Now we both know that we fight. I've been doing it.

Speaker: I've been doing this shit blind for 40 years. It's good to put a, it's good to put a face with a name. Just took a little bit of surprise, but now we got a new element. Surprise motherfucker. The sour is no longer safe with those two. I guess I can't sneak up on him anymore.

Speaker: I'm going to get you. I got you. Don't run from me. Don't run from me. There you are. It's about time. I finally found it after after 40 years, Brandon. You bet you are a very good hider, little buddy. How do you?

Speaker: The only crown king of hide and seek is Chris Dick. It's like a turtle hand. Now you see me? I'm scared back in. I'll start on. That's why Chris keeps that salt and pepper shaker next to his bed.

Speaker: Pepper and tweezers. But now he knows what a salt shaker is. Shit. Now you can see it. Time to get found again. Time to get found again. How do I order McDonald's again? A bowl of jam. You know what? I did it again. I did the same thing again. But I only ate the burgers and I gave the nuggets. Oh my God. Jeff eats McDonald's and pleasures himself at the same time.

Speaker: Tell you what, that shit's good. It is not good. Hey, you know, it is what it is. Not all of us.

Speaker: No more winter. Winter is coming. It's not the only thing coming. Come here, little buddy. I got you. I got you. I got you. Now you're mine. Look, look, look. Your dick's looking for privacy now.

Speaker: 20 minutes. 20 minutes of conversation about my dick. My dick becomes more famous than the show. And I don't even have an Onlyfans. Your Onlyfans is a subjective. It's just a suggestion. I'm not even on Onlyfans and I'm in the 1 % club of Onlyfans.

Speaker: What the hell? I'm not even on that damn app. There's a, there's a, uh, what's a petition for trying to start it all in fans. Just so people can go, yep, it's a little. Yup. They won't lie. I think people pay them, pay them like $50 to enter. Just to go, yep, that's fine. Tomorrow, tomorrow there's a clicks dick Twitter page.

Speaker: It has more followers and it's verified by Monday morning. It's like, what the hell? Do yourself a favor. Do yourself a favor. Don't throw yourself out there like Brad Pitt did. He got destroyed after this shit. What did he do? You get a pose and play girl and women were disappointed. Really? Yeah, I heard about that bullshit. Can you work for it?

Speaker: I got a friend request on Twitter. Oh, it's my dick. Hey, what did you get? It follows one person. It's like it's got 10 ,000 followers, but it only follows one. It only follows nonsensical nonsense.

Speaker: Only you will make a pic with your dick on it. I'm gonna get a pic with my dick on it. It's calling out for people to send it ass. Unbelievable. Click stick notification. Click stick tweeted. Sure is a nice day today. The sun's shining, the sky's blue. And I'm clean.

Speaker: He's a dick. He's a pussy. Y 'all neighbors.

Speaker: That's right. I got you to keep me company. It keeps sending the secret. Chris, if we can put our heads together, we'd never

Speaker: some time. I threw up six times. I had help.

Speaker: Thanks for the assist Glick. I feel better to really get all that pressure relieved. I'm getting massage more now than I did ever before. I don't know.

Speaker: I don't know if this is a Swedish or a Chinese massage, but it felt great. I woke up this morning and attention, but 30 seconds later, I was ready for a nap.

Speaker: Oh, Lord. Well, buddy.

Speaker: Now that we finished the penis prophecies. Is it weird? I want that in my Twitter profile. My name's on social media, the penis prophecies. I like that. Jesus.

Speaker: We woke up this morning in a good mood. Some asshole grabbed ahold of me and started choking the life out of me. Until I threw up. I don't know who that was, but he knew what he was doing. I thought I was gonna die.

Speaker: This motherfucker bam shit on top. How's he go? I'm awake. Oh shit, here he goes again. Last night was, last night was amazing. I got to go, I got to go cave dwelling. I have, I went on, I went on an adventure to a cave. It was really fun.

Speaker: About 36 seconds into it, I got sick, though. And I threw up. But it was still really fun. I hope to do it again. I think I found my guardian angel. It's spelunky. It's spelunky. Hashtag, I want to go spelunky again. I think my owner's dead.

Speaker: That's not my day. Had a hard time dialing 911 today.

Speaker: I see a complete cartoon with a dick with hands on the phone. If you can have a TV show, I don't know why we can. Yeah, exactly. You know, there's a you know, you know, there's a listener out there somewhere. I feel unclean after last night.

Speaker: I know we have a listener somewhere out there that is an artist that can now illustrate a nondescript penis holding a cell phone. Tweeting. So if you're an artist, nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. I will go on a t -shirt tomorrow.

Speaker: We're all gonna be mad here in a week or two when glitch dick is more popular than we are

Speaker: I will come in here and say, I'm jealous. I'm jealous. I grew up after touching a bunch of stinky mud. Some guys behind me are mad as hell. My neighbors did the twins. They currently have severe concussions.

Speaker: I don't know what happened to them. They must have gotten into a fight with some asshole Don't y 'all you are a part of this

Speaker: No, remember in junior high, well, not even junior high, like sixth grade. When somebody'd say something completely anonymous, like, can I borrow a pencil? Everybody's a snicker. That's us. We're sixth graders. Found myself in. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Oh, shit. Oh, we're terrible. And on that one. That did feel like an end.

Speaker: I found myself in another tight spot. My owner kept screaming, surprise! I went somewhere today that smelled different. I think you were down by the docks. I found some corn today. Kept his logs supplemental. I went somewhere that was wetter than me.

Speaker: I'm a click stick has turned into the goddamn captain of the starship enterprise captain's log. You're Twitter. You're Twitter. You're Twitter. I have not watched that movie yet. Graveyard. Yeah. Stephen King movie.

Speaker: that's a good one Tony's like Tony's like watch me change the subject no no it's a comedy movie

Speaker: No, no, this is, uh, that was night shift. Facebook smack me in the mouth today. Nice.

Speaker: said I thought I was gonna have fun tonight then I heard something about a pig and my name Got the shit kicked out of I threw it for no reason. No one even touched Nice Tim with the reach -around comment. Oh, yeah

Speaker: My face will have a post. I kissed a girl and I liked it. I didn't even get to throw up. Hashtag not worth it. Today I found out the P is free.

Speaker: We didn't get no news talking about your dick I'm done talking about your dick tonight

Speaker: It was on the corner. Thank God. No, no, no, no. That unfortunately has jokes on somebody else. This is out of control. It's apparently everybody. Apparently every goddamn buddy. Oh, my God.

Speaker: this is um she has friends being fun friends him she's like i'm not even on twitter i'm gonna get on twitter hey hey baby i see you're on twitter you're not allowed to follow me i'm only following one person

Speaker: Oh, I mean, he's attached to me. I got it. I got it. This is like, why did my crotch keep vibrating? Oh, wait, my neck's getting

Speaker: what are you saying? There's DMS. Yeah, who's in your DMS? Little bit. Oh, hey, Brian. Brian, she might answer that. She, I am assuming that she's not watching and she's not listening at this point. She would add a comment like goodbye.

Speaker: I don't think she's gonna say goodbye. You know she would have, you know she would have jumped in with you. He calls the noodle the haystack. Y 'all are sick. She calls it the noodle of the haystack. Where is audio proof and video proof that she says it's just right, which... That's to say she's shallow. Wow.

Speaker: and not in the in the attitude. When I was not at her house and you guys were making fun of me and I said, hey, the guy said my dick is small and she said, no, it's not. It's just right. It's perfect. I'd say that too if you big ass in my house.

Speaker: There's a Sasquatch there's a Sasquatch fixing shit in my house

Speaker: He's a grower, not a shore man. I'm not bald, but you know, I keep it man skate.

Speaker: It's landscaped. Yeah. In the summertime, I almost have to shave it, though. No, no, I keep it landscape, high and tight, like I'm a Marine. That explains a lot. Brian, you stupid. That's why Jody says it's normal size. Because if you keep the bush, it makes it look bigger. I see. Be my phone phone. My dick is a dumb, dumb clicker.

Speaker: I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna come in the bedroom and go pee, five, four, five. Sure he's gonna be like, what the fuck is wrong with exactly? Get out. He's like, I just gotta get off the podcast and everyone's off. Baby, dick, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, baby, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick

Speaker: He's never not doing that shit. Just dance, baby. Go get your thong. Get one of those bad thongs that have like the elephant trunk that's still not even funny.

Speaker: he's got a jarhead it is circumcised damn it i'm not jewish you can't gain snorkeling through short it helps you it helps you move faster that's a german army helmet now my fucking dick is a nazi

Speaker: Kind of said you got a jarhead. That's why he said it's not a jarhead. That's a German army helmet. Where's my kids? Child, bring me a beer. They've left.

Speaker: They're like, he's talking about his dick. I hope, I hope he's talking about his dick. My ex wife knocking on the door. What the fuck? It's 11 o 'clock at night. Who's here?

Speaker: I blame the chatter's box on this tonight. Agreed. Hey, buddy. That's the great thing about our show. As I said earlier, it's live. You never know what's going to happen. Oh, my God. I feel like I did like a thousand sit -ups.

Speaker: That's a felony. Oh, my God. We're so beautiful. You guys are sick. Yes. Oh, Tony, don't start. You know, you heard words in the military. Don't lie. Listen to this. I've heard. You all knew guys like us in the military were just mad. Oh, yes, I did. I did. Yeah.

Speaker: Uh, my, my buddy's wife, he was in the army and she says it's like being in a man's locker room all the time. You get two or more of us in a room together and you can't get a word in edgewise. And it's like a, it's like a locker room all the time. Did I ever tell you what my,

Speaker: uh I worked with a recruiter for a short time and he was talking to the a group of girls about joining the navy and he says you guys should see my daughter she just got back from boot camp and you can bounce a quarter off her ass and I was like dude wrong I was like wait daughter that's what he said he used to because they were like yeah but I don't want to get buff he's like no you should see my daughter you can bounce a quarter off her ass and I was like dude no

Speaker: What the hell are you talking about? I had a recruiter. He was talking to a group. I was helping out the recruiter at the office because I did what's called delayed entry. So I joined junior year and which counts towards my fourth.

Speaker: And, uh, we were talking to a group of girls that wanted to join the Navy and they were like, Oh, we don't want to get too buff. And he said, he says, he says, Oh no, you see my daughter, she just got back from boot camp. She looks like she bounced a quarter off her ass. And I was like, dude, no, his own daughter. I tried it, but it didn't work. Well, on that note, yeah.

Speaker: This is where Jeff pulls the break on the show and we abruptly end the conversation. I'm ready to go some more. I have, I had a client send me an email that is 153 documents that I have to upload by tomorrow.

Speaker: Nice. Who's coming up on the after show? Send me your information. It'll be a Patreon exclusive. It'll be our first Patreon. We're not going on YouTube. We're not going on. What do we charge for Patreon by the way? Nine million dollars a month. Nice. So I don't know. I honestly don't know. I just created the goddamn thing. So I saved our name so nobody else could take it.

Speaker: Wait a second. I don't know how to use the damn thing. Who's the one that says quality over quantity? I don't know how to use ratio. I legitimately created the account. I made the account so that, you know, I would save our name and we have the account, but I don't know how to use it. And we don't have anything posted there. So I'm not worried about a price right now. I don't know. I understand.

Speaker: but that's what that's what I said we have no content for for for uh patreon because we never do artists we leave it all on the table so I figured I figured patreon if we do after shows that's where that's where we would post the after shows on patreon so that's that's how that works but we do gotta end the show

Speaker: Oh, the Lord. That was an interesting last hour. It's been an interesting show. We were talking about Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds, Kevin Costner, our funerals. A funeral episode, Tony. I swear to God. If you don't laugh during that one, you have no sense of humor.

Speaker: Chris and I's funeral that one of us is going to show up at the other's funeral with a Molotov cocktail, throw it into the casket. He wanted this and then run out the room. Yeah, Jessica and Jessica Molotov cocktail. Jessica, if I die before Jeff. Guys, I'm going to go give me one of the things they use at build a bear and stuff it.

Speaker: You can drag me out of my coffin. Oh, boy. He wanted this. This is what he wanted. God damn it. Why? He's just talking about his kids. So like, what the fuck? Yeah, you know, exactly. You know, they've got them. They've got their Build -A -Bear stuff. Stuffing machines have that foot pedal on it. So you're sitting in the back of a truck. This is what he wanted. He told me. I have audio proof.

Speaker: Unbelievable. We went over like an hour that night. Oh my God. What we do after the show. I would love to do it after show tonight.

Speaker: But I'm not going on any I'm not going on tiktok or anything like that I figure if we do do after shows and stuff like that or if I come back on I'm gonna come on here and then what we do on here whether I put it on YouTube or twitch I'll delete it afterwards and then put it on the patreon so That way we can start building content for patreon I've thought about building content for patreon, but I have no idea what the hell to do so But that would be a good patreon content after show bullshit bullshit and stuff like that

Speaker: Well, I'm still saying I'm calling it now, comment of the night. Oh, Jesus. There were so many. There were so many good ones that I starred. For instance, I had the 69 one. I had the executive order at 66. That one was awesome. Ryan's.

Speaker: the groundhog and Facebook smacked me in the mouth today. But I'm calling it right now with the Jesus Christ. I say they're all comments of the night. They're all winners tonight. You guys went above and beyond the call of duty. We give you the nonsensical, the highest honor and nonsensical that you can earn. Yeah, we don't crush you out.

Speaker: Tony's like, we give you the white Budweiser cap. The blue lighter.

Speaker: We give you the ghost on the wall that I tried to cover. I tried it. I tried to cover up. I tried to cover up tonight, but it didn't work. I put, I put that Michigan blanket up there. Like it's next to the. Yeah, I put it up there. For our winners, they do get a lollipop. They get a dum dum P five, four, four. My name is Craig and I got a little bit.

Speaker: we do appreciate you guys listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. We had fun tonight. We always have fun. We will be back Monday for a brand new episode. Tony and I will be here. We don't know if Jeff will be here but Tony and I will be here just kind of hanging out doing our Monday thing Monday. I got my meeting Monday. Okay, Tony won't be here. So, uh any of y 'all in the comment that want to come and do the show with me Monday night.

Speaker: Yeah. Smoke. If you're available, hit me up. Let's do this Monday night. Connor, if you're available, uh, you know, whoever, if you guys are available, you guys can join me on the month or Monday night and we can do this, uh, well, nonsensical. We'll replace them. We can get a new black guy and a new white guy to replace you to watch your mouth. And yes, go, go to go fund me. It'll be on all our social media. Look up Jordan Wilkerson. If you guys can help out, help her out.

Speaker: Help her and her family out. If you can't, just share it. Get it out there for everybody to hear. Brian, if you're available, well, Brian's never available because he works like a normal human being. Yeah. But I'm like three hours. We all work. Well, we all work sometimes. He just grows up when he feels like it. I work 12 hours a day. And Chris, I still don't know your schedule.

Speaker: Don't worry about it. I'm just, you know, you once again, you're kind of like Tony at this point. No, no, no, no, I show up every day. I miss one Monday a month. Love my keys. We're not talking about the park. We're talking about work in general. I'm cold and delicious. The guy's like Filipino and he looks Mexican. Explain that.

Speaker: but we uh uh six o 'clock from six to eight monday yeah smoke and don't forget send your starting five well two nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com their bottom of your screen and i'll do my best to get them up yep well we do appreciate y 'all hanging out we appreciate you guys listening it's been an interesting night oh i'm still wound for sound but

Speaker: I would do. Appreciate y 'all. We will be back Monday. It might be me. It might be me and smoke. It might be me smoking Connor. We don't know who knows. I can be the first hour at best. Yeah. Oh, don't don't. I mean, if you got your meeting, you got your meeting. It's no big deal. I told you that in the beginning when we did. No, it's it starts at seven. Yeah. So, you know, six suck.

Speaker: Anyways, you got it. Tacos. Taco for my bestie. Let's go essay roll. You live in Texas and you go essay roll. You dumb fuck. Don't knock him. I couldn't spell it. I'd put S and A. S .A. Does that count?

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Speaker: the nonsense, the nonsensical nonsense show and Nubby, Nubby's the fourth, the fourth, the fourth member of the show. I'll just do this. I'll just put my thumb on there like that. Hey, Nubby. No, uh, don't forget you can listen to every single episode of the podcast on Spotify and everywhere you listen to the podcast that we are there.

Speaker: We go live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night on YouTube and Twitch. So join us there. Come hang out in the chatters box. Get into the nonsense that is our show. Sometimes we have plans. I have plans. These two don't have plans, but sometimes I have plans. Other times the inmates completely take over the asylum and we have the magic. Yeah, we have the magic that we had tonight. We do have a podcast. Did you guys know that?

Speaker: I had no idea. But we didn't have any broadcast out across the world. Holy shit. At least at least 17 countries listen to us, gentlemen. But no, we do have an email at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. We got a merch store if you're interested in any of that jazz and at teespring .com.

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Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red She waits for spells in cruel wind and she commutes with the

Speaker: Raise the blade up above her head As I began to breathe, she said Oh, a mother in the sky Take this back behind I wanna live forever And no spirit in the earth Give me all your blood Make me a god like you

Speaker: The garnish she stopped to feast There was a smile on her face as she walked right to leave It's the last to back her head

Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs, too, for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp cheddar combos over there. That's a sharp cheddar combo over there. It's kind of like a witch cracker pregnant with a cheese, baby.

Speaker: All right. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah. Bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring it back and that'll be 1362 and I'm going to have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment.

Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. Just that. Just that. Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!

Speaker: I'm all out in the sky, take this sacrifice I won't believe forever And now, spirit in the earth, give me whatever Make me a god like you

Speaker: Yeah, that's how you end the show up right there, ladies and gentlemen. Little black mojo. We appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out as always. We'll see you Monday night. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical time. Until then, Jeffrey. Tony, what do you gotta say to the people? No more conversations about.

Speaker: next Saturday, we'll do yours. No, we're long. No, we're not talking about the definition of god damn being jealous. Yeah, yeah, we get a Tony conversation. We get it all. We call mine excavator.

Speaker: you call mine. You're going to need a doctor after this. Yeah, you put your guts where they belong. That's the real black mama. Backbreaker. Good lord. Well, and that's that's how we end the show right there after an hour Glick's dick. Then we end the show with Tony's dick.

Speaker: bosom buddies. We're good with them being strangers. There's no bosoms. Perfect strangers is good. Which one's bulky? I want to be bulky. Bath keyboard. So what was the bulky? I don't know. Anyways, I smell. I smell.

Speaker: Thank you guys for an awesome show

Speaker: Goodbye, motherfuckers. Hit the button, Glick. I'll hit the button. Give me the button.