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Speaker: When I see your silhouette, the cancer at sunset The wind blows through my hands, it leads me to the west I've drifted many days, still I'm left wondering Will I ever find my way?
Speaker: For that day
Speaker: And I've walked through this land But I don't understand I look up to the sky But still I see no sign I bow my head and pray Is anyone listening? Will I ever find my way?
Speaker: I'm flying
Speaker: episode. No, I don't have COVID, but I have sick of shit. I was like, what are you talking about? COVID episode? Are we talking about COVID? Fuck. I'm not prepared for this. I'm just sick of shit. I think it's allergies, but I'm like, the other ones you're here hanging out with. As always, I'm here and I actually flipped my camera around. I got, I got flack for it the other day. Somebody gave me shit about it. They're like, you can't see you. I'm like, so you can hear me, right?
Speaker: It's a podcast. I was a little worried about for worried for worried about you there for a second. You started making all kinds of weird noises. I thought you were having a stroke. I'm like, COVID slash stroke episode. I was like, I was like, the only thing I have to say about COVID is I won't get a vaccine because fuck them. I'm not a sheep. But fuck your vaccine. Uncle Joe said vaccine or else. So how funny was that video I sent you?
Speaker: There's there's a trend on TikTok where it says it shows that clip of Biden sitting on the oval saying The the rule is you get the vaccine or pay the prices and it's just clip after clip of people saying fuck you go fuck And I'm like hell yes, I'm with every one of them motherfuckers I was standing right next to you well after after a
Speaker: Just just to be safe just to double check Jim Brewer Jim Brewer the the the guy you know the the the The goofy guy from from what was that fucking movie with Dave? He was talking about when when I don't want any go away He's trying to feed me baked lasagna
Speaker: after the year and a half of the ship
Speaker: But, uh, I'm getting a buzzing in my ear, but, uh, he was talking about, he got COVID, he got COVID and he, uh,
Speaker: He said it was like a sinus thing. It was like a real sinus chest thing. And then you were talking about, you were getting sinus pain, but I was like, fuck. Well, and of course that's COVID. Summer says I have COVID. Well, but you know, the thing is, hey, hey Summer, the thing is like you were, you're in yesterday when you started your job, you're in a fucking giant chicken coop I'm assuming.
Speaker: Well, I started on Tuesday. Oh, OK. Hey, Freddie. And yeah, it was essentially a giant chicken barn. And it wasn't it wasn't at all what I expected or what it. Oh, the smell is great, isn't it? Well, the smell doesn't bother me. It wasn't it wasn't what I explained to this day. So
Speaker: you know, they they said that they they I can't really talk much about it, to be honest with you. Right. But we'll just go with that. It wasn't what I expected it was going to be. So between the feathers and the dust and the manure and the feed, it is just 100 percent fucking wrecking me. Right. And it literally everything I had yesterday to
Speaker: to get through the day because I, my chest was pounding. I could, I could barely breathe. So I reached out to him, uh, this morning and asked if there was another position there that I could take. I know there, that doesn't involve me working in the barns all day. Um, yeah, cause it, you know, but, um, she said that they would look and see what you could find. I know they're, they're hiring maintenance there, which I could, that maintenance is easy. Um, but I got the cloud.
Speaker: job interviews lined up. Yeah, you were saying you were looking at a couple of places. Yeah, we on a delay. So I got another one. No, no, no, no. I'm on a delay. Physically. I'm trying to get my face centered on my thing.
Speaker: Like I told you like I told you this will be a fun episode to try to try to record because this is the first time Yeah, you're sniffling and I'm I'm fucking with my phone the whole time
Speaker: I have medicine head yesterday. I literally I came home from work. I ate and and fell asleep and Then I will send you messages and I was like everybody was was he pissed off on me or something? What the fuck? Everybody was mark message me. He was like no podcast tonight That was and I didn't even get it till the swarding side. I messaged him this morning. I was like dude my bad. I'm sick Hopefully we're gonna you're gonna record today. He was like
Speaker: Well, don't worry about your podcast, man. You can feel it better. Yeah. Well, it all came down to my wife had, you know, she started her new job today and fucking yesterday she had to go turn in all her stuff at the old company. So she's like, will you go with me? I was like, yeah, sure. Whatever. I got nothing to do today. And on the way back, we're talking with a buddy who's giving us a ride and he's like, yeah,
Speaker: We were talking about how, how the new place she's going is going to be so much better for her and, and, and life for us in general. And, uh, and he's like, so Jeff, what do you got going? And I was like, Oh, I do a podcast on Wednesdays. He's like, it's Wednesday. It is shit. What time is it? Do a little podcast. So you and your dumb little friend. Yeah.
Speaker: think you're radio host. We're like young Howard Stern. Yeah. It was it was like a it was one of those things like being a stay at home dad has this weird effect where you don't realize what day of the week it is. Especially during this time, you know, like the kids aren't going to school, because well, schools almost over anyways, but like Mexico closed their schools the entire year.
Speaker: Nobody's it's all room. It's all remote Gotcha and Which means there's gonna be a whole lot of dumb kids next year. Oh, yes, and that'd be hilarious. I Mean just depending upon how well they did with the online learning I mean up here the first the when the COVID first hit they they can school so to say teachers made it very hard for online learning
Speaker: Now this year it seems like they were going to zoom and everything else. So it was a little bit easier. My mind is like, they didn't know how. And I was like, what's to know how it's, it's not a difficult concept. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's, it's the same thing as a classroom. The difference is you have a phone in front of you or a computer. My shit wants to turn and it's driving me nuts. Yeah. Or a computer or whatever. And
Speaker: You know, but the problem is now that the teachers have gotten used to it and they're like, go back to school. What are you crazy? Yeah. Right. Yeah. Like, well, go back to actually building these little bastards. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people are like that, but a lot of people that have been working remotely, they're like, why do I have to go back to work? Like my, my stepmom, she, you know, ever since I started, she's been working from home and now they're talking about, um,
Speaker: You know what's the point back and and she's like well, you know, they want to go down to Florida for the winter and stuff like that and You know, it's like well I can still do my job and be in Florida Well like Microsoft and and places like that, you know with tech jobs They're like why do we need a building again? They're realizing they're like fuck we can do this all the time which is kind of cool and
Speaker: But I see potential problems with eventually my phone just does not want to stay. Well, I figure as long as people are doing their jobs. Yeah, that's why that was my thought. I mean, if I had if I owned a business, I was like, look, as long as you guys do your job, if you come in, great. If you don't come in, as long as you're doing your job, I don't give a shit, you know, because I won't be there. I'll do that shit remotely, too. You know, yeah, I mean, as a business owner, I'd be like, fuck, yeah.
Speaker: Well, there was a, there was a guy, I think on Tik TOK or something like that, that got popped for, um, he, whatever company he worked for, he, they, they worked remotely. Well, he was, I don't know what the fuck he was doing. I don't know if he was doing like Uber Eats or what he was doing, but he, uh, yeah, but he had, uh,
Speaker: He had a green screen up across the back of his speech. So he could do a green screen and it looked like he was in his house. Yeah, in his house. And he was really out driving her out and got in trouble for it. But we're trying to get Summer in here. She's trying to come in. Yeah, I'm just trying to get my phone in to stop moving. There she is. Hopper to go. I know. There you are.
Speaker: I don't see it, but I, I hear you. I hear the pool. That's what I was hearing splashing. I'm like, what, what is she doing? Yeah. She, uh, she got her, uh, got her pool cleaned and filled up yesterday and Parker wanted to go swimming today. I don't blame him.
Speaker: So I'm sure it's fucking freezing down there. But yeah, so I don't know if she is like what losing her job or losing his job or what happened, but people were freaking out because he was like in the meetings and he was just. Which is, it's kind of smart on his point. I mean, but my question is this, was it getting his work done? Okay.
Speaker: Well, I think, I think the biggest problem with it was that he was driving and making TikToks and doing zoom meetings. So he wasn't actually doing his job. He was just like, you're going to pay me. I'll show up to the meetings.
Speaker: But yeah, my cousin said he has to go back to work every other week in July. He's watching every other week. That's, that's kind of weird. He's been, he's been working from home since March and last year. What, what, and what, and one, what words are hard. What job does he do?
Speaker: I don't know. He's a lot smarter than I am, so he probably does something with computers. Oh, yeah. It was like my wife when he got the brains in the family, and I got the good looks. My wife, they did a full shutdown here, and as a
Speaker: seller of tours, you know, for like four or five months, she, we just basically did nothing. She wasn't getting paid. Nothing was, we were, we were struggling to dipped into savings and all that fun stuff. But then, then when they first started back to work, they weren't allowed in the hotel. So they were doing kind of a remote and it was all through text messages, which I thought was hilarious. They were like texting their clients and shit like that. They, they, they, they actually developed an app.
Speaker: For so their clients would get off the plane and they'd get a you know was a the CR code and they'd scan it and download the app and They'd be connected to one of Like 25 30 different reps and the rep would send a message. Hey Welcome to Cancun blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Speaker: If you need anything, let me know. And my wife was killing me. You just got off the plane and you haven't had time to relax yet. But why don't you buy this, this, this and this? Well, what was weird is the initial part of the job when you first meet the client, you don't you don't mention that you're selling stuff. You're there to facilitate their transportation and make sure everything's good in the hotel. And then, oh, God, these kids. And then
Speaker: I lost my train of thought because of that. Thank you. But, uh, it's gotten to the point where, uh, before my wife left, she, she, uh, she wasn't feeling good one day. So she called the boss. She's like, yeah, I'm not going in. I don't feel well. You know, she has had a headache or something like that, or she just didn't feel like going in and she ended up selling four times as much as she would have if she would actually gone in.
Speaker: over the app, you know, and, and it all comes out and people are like, Hey, I heard about this place ish correct or chits needs are well, can you tell me more about it? Sure. Yeah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. And, uh, my wife's young kids now. Sounds like world war three there.
Speaker: My cousin said he works at JP Morgan. Chase Mike. Yeah, he's a whole lot smarter than I am, so. Yeah, I wouldn't even know. Well, I looked into the whole remote job thing because I was like, look, I'm home. I can work from home. But every job is like, you have to have serious knowledge of computers. I'm like, I can turn it on. I would get way too bored, way too easy. I would love to have a job where
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, if I could sit at home and do a job, I would love it. But the problem is, is I would get way too bored to be like, Hey, Jeff, I know we just recorded a podcast yesterday. You want to record another one today? Yeah, exactly. Well, it's like, uh, the, the funny thing is if I, um, Oh, that's some serious loudness. If I, if I, uh, even, even sitting here at home,
Speaker: If my wife be like, Hey, can you do this laundry? And it's like 20 minutes before she walks back in the door. I'm like, Oh shit, because the TV's on or something. I'm like, or, you know, so it's like, I know if I was actually getting paid for something, I would probably figure out a way to be like, yeah, I don't feel like doing it. It's, it's, it's a dangerous concept for me. I'm just not, I don't have the focus because squirrel, you know, but, uh,
Speaker: No, I don't think I would just honestly get bored away too easily sitting at the house. And I would be like that guy setting up a creek. Exactly. I'm going to go buy a green screen and go and like go over to my buddy Kevin's house and drink beer all day. I wonder how long he got away with it.
Speaker: You know, for like a couple of months, you get away with a couple of days. That would be interesting to find out like how good. Yeah, I just did a real quick, real quick video of it. I don't remember where I've seen it. And I think it was like on Facebook or something. It was like one of those pop up news stories. It was like, man,
Speaker: blah, blah, blah. I'll make stick talk videos. That's hilarious. But yeah, I, uh, you remember a couple, uh, I guess it was almost over. It was right before we started doing the podcast. My brother was in a motorcycle accident. Yeah. Yeah. We were kind of half past talking about that a while back. Well, the other day I contacted him. I, what we hear and I were talking on the phone.
Speaker: And he gave me his point of view of what happened My cousin we're talking about him working from always like it does suck, but I don't like people though. So it works That would be the one best part about it. It was like I Always say if I have to leave my house, that's a bad day And that would be the one good thing about working at home Yeah
Speaker: Because I don't I don't like people at all, you know, I tolerate most people I mean, you know somebody like you you and I could hang out sit around drink beer shoot the shit That I have no problem with but most of the people that that you see in a job You always get the same kind of people
Speaker: get the one guy that's just way too into his job and he has, he does everything fucking perfect and he's his fucking golden boy suck ass. And then you got the slacker, which is usually me. Don't expect any more. Don't expect any less.
Speaker: Exactly. I'm done at 5, 4 .49. I'm ready to walk out the door. I got 10 minutes. I'm going to stare at the clock for the next 10 minutes. If I get off at 3 .45, I'm hanging out down in the office or at the break room. I'm going outside for a cigarette with all my stuff. I was talking to my brother and he gave me his point of view of what happened
Speaker: the night he wrecked his motorcycle. Now there's certain, like the time of day, I don't know. I just know it was like stupid early in the morning. Like, I remember the day it happened. You and I were talking and it was, it was like four o 'clock in the morning. Yeah. It was super early in the morning. I'm like, Hey, how are you doing out on your bike that early in the morning? Well, I think he was coming home from something like he owns a business. He owns a little casino kind of thing. It's just slot machines.
Speaker: and uh he's coming home and uh i think he he had to go drop something off as his ex -wife's or something but he's coming home and apparently what happened he's doing about 55 60 miles an hour not speeding you know and it's it's a crotch rocket it's not like it's a you know harley or anything oh i assume i assume you have like a big cruiser or something i didn't know he no it was it was like a crotch rocket you know and you know he's he's
Speaker: he's had the the the cruisers but he's he's which it's when you if you ever meet the guy you're like really crouch rocket really well that's what i'm saying like the pictures i've seen of you and i know he he's what he's about 15 years older than you uh no he's actually closer to 20 20 25 years old
Speaker: Okay, so I mean he's it is yeah, he totally looks like the guy that would be in a in a in a you know leather jacket or leather vest and riding a hog or you know, he's like an extra on Sons of Anarchy or something but but I Anyways, he's he's driving down the road 50 60 55 60 and you know baiting laws, but For some reason did not have his helmet on and
Speaker: And he's been riding since I was like, uh, you know, a month old or something or, or more, you know, he's been, he knows, he knows what he's doing, but that's still no excuse not to wear the helmet. And I gave him shit about that, but, but, uh, they were the motorcycle. I mean, it doesn't, I mean, one teeny tiny mistake and you're eating gravel, literally. And, you know, he's, he's driving through the Mansfield Belville area.
Speaker: And of course, what happens at that time of year? Deer. Hello Bambi. Yeah. Well, Bambi decided to run across the street. So my brother swerves to miss Bambi. Then on the opposite of the street, another fucking deer decides to cross the street. So he swerves with me, miss the other one, ends up laying it down at 55, 60 miles an hour. And it's he's sliding on his side towards the guard rail.
Speaker: And and this is a direct quote of what he told me. He said, I looked at the guardrail and I said, God, you know how I feel about losing a limb. I lose a limb. I'm going to take myself out of the equation. Yeah. Because he and I have both stated if I if I ever were, I have to depend on somebody to to function. Just take me out the back, push out a gun, barrel my mouth, take care of it, because I'm not that guy and remain action.
Speaker: Yeah, oh, yeah, I will suck on that barrel like to the last second just boom so And that's what he said. He said but he said the weirdest thing happened The weirdest thing he said happened he was about of Three or four feet from the guardrail sliding at full speed and he something in his brain told him gun it so he kicks the throttle and
Speaker: Full bore and whatever gear is in and the rear tire caught the guardrail and shoved him across the bridge to the other side of the bridge and into the ditch With the bike on top of him And he said three or four cars drove by couldn't see him or whatever. I don't know Then he pushes the bike off of him shot shattered femur shattered
Speaker: shin eye socket busted punctured lung cracked multiple ribs broken multiple ribs and he drags himself oh yeah he got pretty fucked up and he drags himself to the center of the road and he said the last thing i remember before the paramedics got there was hearing tires screeching so somebody didn't run over him
Speaker: So he's a light in the middle road. So he's just like, there's a body in the road. And life flight shows up and, you know, they, before they get him on life fight, they literally cut him out of every piece of clothing he had on. Did he, did he have at least like writing gear on like pants and jackets and a t -shirt brother jeans and a t -shirt.
Speaker: That's that's that's my brother to a T. He's like leather, please They got him stripped naked the only thing he had on was his shoes, you know and
Speaker: And he said to the doc when he landed the hospital. How come you guys stripped me naked? And you're allowed to do that, but I can't do that That's what he tells a doc in the emergency room before they put him out And the doctor's like that's not funny and then gassed him so they could do surgery Time to go sleepy by your fucking weirdo but
Speaker: The thing was like you and I read in the in the article was that he like five miles down the road, there was another accident at the exact same time. Yeah, that because the first guy fell asleep and his wife ended up dying. And this couple is like 75, 80 years old. Yeah, they end up dying. One of them ends up dying. But
Speaker: due to the radio calls from the cops and everything, it was generally knowledge that some chick was on the back of his bike and she died. Yeah. Cause the initial story you sent me, it was a fatal car accident or a motorcycle accident. I was like, what did your brother die? And you're like, no, he's not dead. I'm like, did you read the article? Once again, read the article, you know? And then he says, he tells me, he says he's sitting there.
Speaker: Like a week after he gets out of the hospital and he was in the hospital for a good week. Yeah. He's out of the hospital another week and he gets a call from the sheriff's department and like, uh, Mr. Hawk. And he's like, yeah, he's like, you're alive. He's like, last time I checked, he's like, we thought you were dead. The cops even thought he was dead. And in the cop asked him, he says, how fast are you going? He says, I'm doing 55, 60. And the cops like, yeah, I don't believe you.
Speaker: And he says, tell me what happened. He tells him what happened. The cop says, okay, now I believe you with the gunning on the railing. And, and my brother's next question is, so am I going to get a ticket? And the cop was like, no, you're good. Yeah. So he like zero trouble with the law for it, you know, cause it wasn't his fault or anything.
Speaker: And I mean the bike's fucked up, but here's the even more fucked up part of the whole story I'm talking to him yesterday or the other day and he says and guess what I did I said, what's that? He's like, I went bought me another bike. I was like, you're a fucking idiot But he told me he says he says if I'd have been a new rider like if like myself if Jeff would have got on that same bike same thing happened Jeff would be dead and
Speaker: Because jeff can't barely get on a bike because they're too big for me. There's you all bikes are too tall for me Every bike is too tall for me unless the only bike I can fit on is a yzfr1 They're low enough. I can ride it, but they're so fucking powerful. I'd kill myself anyways so Yeah, sorry had to but he says he says but based on his years upon years upon years upon years of riding and
Speaker: is what saved his life. But yeah, he's, he's still at home. Every time I call him, I can hear him telling his girlfriend, can you give me this? Can you give me everything that happened? He's gonna be, he's gonna be in recovery for a good minute. Yeah, well, my neighbor, he wrecked his bike and just cracked, just cracked his my drunk neighbor.
Speaker: just cracked his shin and he was on crutches for a full year. Jesus Christ. What are you like? Cracked it? Cracked it or? Yeah, he cracked it. Didn't didn't break. Just crack like almost to the point was broke. And so my brother broke all this stuff. Oh, he's gonna be he's gonna be he'll be he'll walk again. But yeah, he's gonna be laid up for a minute. But it's not like he has to work. He owns a business. So he's good. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: I'm trying to blow my nose off camera so it's not so disgusting and so obvious but I obviously don't know what ever it was. Welcome back pretty girl. How's your connection? Yeah we're listening. I'm listening summer. I just have to read it backwards because I have a mirror. I don't have a front camera so I'm staring at the back of my phone. That's a good angle. I would say Jeff or Jason a year for a correction but I mean
Speaker: No, but but in my defense I have no idea what he actually did I just know he wrecked his bike and fucked up his leg I don't know if he broke his leg completely because I didn't ask cuz I none of my fucking business I just noticed he was on crutches again, you guys are in Mexico the It's very well known that the doctors and stuff. I am listening to you
Speaker: Um, are not necessarily the greatest down there. I mean, people go to Mexico for cheap plastic surgery and, and boob jobs and this, that, and the other thing. So for good reason. Well, the doctors here are actually really good. I don't know what some are saying. I can't read it because it's backwards.
Speaker: Oh my god. This is do you see? Do we see Parker? Yeah, we see Parker. We couldn't. Yeah, I saw I saw him but like you were you were popping in and out. It's her her service was shitty because she was outside. So, I just reinvited her but now she can't she can't join us because she has to take care of her Sims family. She started playing Sims on her phone. So, she has to take care of her Sims family. Says not Parker.
Speaker: Yeah, that's that's all her news on the cactus. I actually speaking of the Sims, when Sims first came out, I fucking dove deep into it. I didn't even know it was still a thing. And that's what she told me. I didn't know. I haven't played Sims since like PlayStation 2, I think I didn't even I had it on I had it on on my laptop and I fucking went retarded with it.
Speaker: Yeah, I didn't even, goddamn, there's like 900 million kids in this freaking graduating class. Good Lord. I still don't see my nephew. So I don't know what the hell's going on. That's a lot of people. You know, at the end of the day, thankfully your, your brother's okay. And you know, he's going to have to take a good chunk of time to heal and all that jazz.
Speaker: Yeah, clearly he's not fazed by it since he already went outside with that motorcycle. It also comes down to my brother is one of those people, he's like us, we're not the brightest cookies in the box, you know. We're constantly doing dumb shit anyways. And, you know, he takes everything with a grain of salt. He's like, yeah, whatever. It is what it is. Which is the most dangerous kind of people in the world. They're like, yeah, it is what it is.
Speaker: And, you know, like myself, he's not a person with a plan. He just like, well, okay, this happened. Now what? Thanks baby. Summer's on the Facebook feed, tagging a whole bunch of people. She's our, she's our, uh, advertising person. Which is great. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Bringing everybody in there.
Speaker: But I was talking to my mother -in -law yesterday, and her English ain't great, but she said she laughed her ass off and was grossed out on episode 11 about the guy drinking all that oil. I was like, did you hear any of them? She's like, I heard bits and pieces. She's like, that guy was gross. I said, yeah, it was gross.
Speaker: Let's get back to the main subject. What is, what is the, please, please, please, please come on my podcast and take it over with cactus. Speaking of cactus summer, you'll get a kick out of this. I'll send you a picture of what we're done. Uh, Chris, if you can, you got that picture forwarded to summer.
Speaker: I sent my wife and I have built this little box. It's like a raised flower bed kind of thing. And we just kind of went into the woods and grabbed a bunch of plants. But next to the house, we found a it's it's, it's not a cactus. It's more like a like an aloe vera plant, but it's not that it's apparently a Madagascar plant. It's indigenous to Madagascar.
Speaker: So how the fuck it got in my yard? We don't know. No, I do not know what it's called. My wife does. I'd have to ask her. It's a weird name and it's in Spanish. So figuring it out is just sounds like too much work to me. But it's it's apparently on the endangered species list of plants. But it's got it's it's a weird weird plant. It's mildly poisonous.
Speaker: Like my wife held it when she planted it and the next day she was throwing up And we just thought she caught a bug somewhere. But apparently it was because she was holding this fucking plant We had no idea that's what it was, you know, she went to the doctor and doctors like oh, you just got a stomach bug And then and my son was playing around sending you an endangered poisonous plant. Stop it
Speaker: I'm pretty sure it would be illegal for me to do so because it's on the endangered species list You have a red thumb. I don't know what that means Red thumb is kind of like the opposite of green thumb like it would die She wanted to inform us that junior the cactus is three weeks old now. He enjoys the Sun The pun the pun of it all
Speaker: but yeah apparently this thing is this thing is a real funny feller yeah you're punny but uh apparently this thing will literally take over your yard if you're not careful because it has its seeds if the wind blows the seeds will fall off of it and they go around the edge of the leaf i ask you you know and i told you i know you're not used to this you know and it's a hard thing for you to do but do research and make sure it's not an invasive species of plant
Speaker: I don't think it is. My wife read the article, so she knows what to do with it. I literally just dig where she tells me to dig. I read the headline. She read the article. No, she literally told me. She's like, did you know this is endangered? I'm like, cool. Does that mean I can bear a dead body on it? Nobody can touch it.
Speaker: If it spreads that easily and stuff, it could be considered evasive. So you, you know, that's a whole other mess of trouble that you can get yourself into with that. And you're just like, well, yeah, building a freaking box for it. The box I'm building for it is going to be because it's only it's only about three inches tall at its height. You know, it doesn't get very big. Unlike my aloe vera plant, which is almost a foot tall.
Speaker: Um But it it uh, it literally it's it's pretty You know, which is I always hate that word because I don't have another word of equivalent But it's it's actually a pretty flower or pretty plant
Speaker: I hate the word pretty. You don't have, you don't have another word equivalent to pretty. Well, you know what I mean? It's, it's, it's cute. Beautiful. It just sounds too, it just sounds too super. It's super. Every one of those words just makes you sound fruity, but it's, it's a, it's a good looking plant. We'll put it that way. You know, it's like going to Staples every time I look at this plant.
Speaker: But you'll never live that staples thing down. But the box I'm building for it is going to be like a foot high so that when the wind does blow, it doesn't throw the seeds all over my fucking yard. The box I have it in right now is over a foot tall. And so you should go give it to the dickhead who bought a palm tree and then plant it in the woods across the street from his house since it's poisonous.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I'll give him one of them. Yeah, go just go plant one in his yard. Since they spring like that, just go put one in his yard in the middle of the night. It's the weirdest thing. It was literally just like my doorway sticks out about six to eight inches farther than the rest of the house. So you go back six inches, six to eight inches, and then you got the wall of the side of the house. It was right there in that corner.
Speaker: And we saw it and we was like, Oh, look at that. Isn't that pretty? So I just kept watering it ever because I water my grass like a retard because I want the greenest lawn in the whole complex because I'm, I'm one of those assholes. I just want to do it because I've always, I've always seen that in movies and stuff. I was like, I want to be that guy.
Speaker: If you live in Mexico, so you're surrounded by pool guys and landscapers, you should be good. Oh, yeah. My brother says I stick out six inches. Not according to the average. Check his nose. She's being far too kind.
Speaker: But uh, but funnily enough, the guy that does the maintenance that cuts the grass and stuff, he's afraid to get close to my plant. Why? Well, he just doesn't want to actually accidentally run them over with the lawnmower. So, so he just kind of leaves grass around. So I think I'm gonna buy me a weed eater so I can cut the grass around my plants.
Speaker: Well, first of all, I have my car my car is in my driveway, which is surrounded by my yard He's always afraid of a rock flying up and hitting my car and then on top of that I built that I built a a chicken wire Bush that I'm literally growing plants around it so that it looks like a bush but it's the plants I'm using are not bushes. Yeah, they're vines
Speaker: the barely grower definitely not a sure the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the
Speaker: Yeah. You're the guy that somebody puts their hand on your forehead and holds you away. Yeah. What are you going to do little fella? I'm going to kick you in the shins. Went for my big ass friend to get done drinking his 27th beer and come over here and take your head. My mom, my mom, you know, my mom is like five foot, nothing.
Speaker: And she was, she was, she was talking to a lady in her new neighborhood. And, you know, apparently this lady was like, was talking to my mom and my, this lady pissed my mom off. And my mom went full care and honor. And she's like, listen here, you motherfucker, blah, blah, blah. And this lady looked at her and with a straight face said, you got, you got a lot of mouth on somebody that, that has to tiptoe in the five foot
Speaker: five foot into the pool she instantly dropped her anger and just started laughing
Speaker: Did you, Jason, did you, uh, uh, my cousin said that he's apparently a fighter, especially in his sleep. Did you, did you catch a domestic charge in your sleep there, bubba? My cousin.
Speaker: My cousin, he grew up in Chicago, and he would come down for the summer. And, you know, he would always be in, you know, he crashed in my bed, so we'd share a bed because I had a double bed. And
Speaker: He apparently the one day, he and I got in an argument. He's like, I'm gonna go sleep in your brother's room. I'm like, all right, fucking go. Well, my brother, my younger brother apparently had these karate dreams. So the next day he's like, I'm sorry, we fought. Can I go back in your room? Your brother kicks like a fucking mule. Well, I appreciate you coming in and inviting people. You may leave and tend to your Sims.
Speaker: And your cactus. Pat Jr. on the head. Don't do it too hard. She was sending me pictures of her sim. Apparently she made a sim of me and then a sim of her and it looked like her sim was
Speaker: was twerking and I was like, what is it? What are you doing? And she's like, Luton. And I was like, Luton, it looks like you're twerking. I guess what she was doing was farting on me. Her, her Sim character was farting on me. I did. I had, I went so retarded with the Sims. I like built my parents house with, put my parents in it and all this stuff. And then I built my, my sister's house and I, and I had one with me and my girlfriend at the time. But what was funny is, is one of the characters is like my brother -in -law.
Speaker: I built him and my sister, and then it turns out his character ended up gay. I was like, what the hell? No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. So, I'll get back to the Sims thing. So, your same cousin ended up in a body cast because you pushed him down the driveway on a skateboard? Nice. Oh, well, he... Are you talking about me?
Speaker: I'm talking about you. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, actually my partner a lot of Okay, that's my that's my niece on a skateboard and he wound up in a cast a body no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not a body cast No, what happened was is my cousin from Chicago? He he grew up he grew up in Suburbia, okay
Speaker: But he would always tell his buddies he can't he would come to Ohio to the farm because my parents had 27 acres and would come to the farm to do hillbilly shit. And he's he's like the most oddly suburbanite because, you know, he'd listen to country music, but, you know, be dressed like Kurt Cobain. So I was like, really? But
Speaker: You know, he had a haircut, you know, back in the 90s, we all had that. But he, it all started one day. One day, my sister, you know, he didn't bring you know, he'd fly down or whatever. And we picked him up the airport. So he couldn't like bring his bike or anything. But my sister had a had a pedal bike.
Speaker: And it had a flat tire one day as we were coming back home from from town He and I went to town to rent movies or some shit and we came back and coming down the hill into my driveway the back tires flat on his bike and the bottom of my driveway is is You know when they salt the roads, they don't use salt. They use gravel Yeah, so the bottom my driveway is gravel and
Speaker: And of that real thin pea gravel, right? He comes down the hill and that rear tire hits that gravel. A it's flat and B it hits gravel. So he lays that thing down and ends up fucking up the entire side of his leg, dances around for 15 minutes and goes, when he gets back to Chicago, he, he, he brags his fins that he's got a scar from his summer. So it became a thing he would come down to Ohio.
Speaker: to get scars. So we, you know, like I said, we find stuff in the woods and ride skateboards down a ridiculously wrong hill. But the one time that he actually got a cast from playing hockey. But he did, like the day before he was leaving one time, we had we had had a bonfire the night before.
Speaker: And he decided we for some stupid reason we decided we were a jump over the the ashes So you could jump over the fire pit, you know fire was out Yeah We usually did it when the fire was going oh we did it we did the night before too, but we're pretty much hammered by then but He goes to jump and he misses, you know how when you you like try to jump jump a creek But you're staring at the water. So you put your foot right in the water and
Speaker: He did the same thing but the fire pit, the fire wasn't out. The coals were stupid hot. You know, burning his leg all up to shit and stuff. But he never got into a cast from being on the farm. He almost destroyed my dad's tractor once. That was that was a really long explanation on how he did not get a cast.
Speaker: You and Kevin should do a story hour together. The only thing is literally get one story told But yeah, I don't think he ever got no cast from from being on the farm But he he did he did bust his leg up pretty good playing hockey. I have to have her I Have to correct her on that Nothing to do with me, although we did do a lot of dumb shit. I
Speaker: and we did, we rewrote a go cart frame down the hill. There's no motor on it. We just push it to the top of the hill and ride it down the hill. Just coast it down. Well, it had no brakes. And to stop, we would just wait till it stopped coasting. And if you really had to stop really fast, you run into a tree, call it a day. Yeah. We weren't too bright. Well, she says not the story that she was told.
Speaker: No, he broke his leg. He broke his leg playing hockey. And it was a big deal because he fucked up his knee real good. But yeah, he had a bunch of scars from going down hills because, you know, well, you've been to my parents house. It's in a valley. You can't go anywhere without going up and then down a hill. And Reinhardt Hill is an S curve downhill. Yeah.
Speaker: And, and that's a interesting hill on a bike. You know, you'd hit 25, 30 miles an hour if you did it right. The edges of the road are gravel. And then of course you have to worry about cars might be coming by. So you got to learn to dodge. But, uh, yeah, we, we, oh my gosh, looking back at some of the dumb stuff we did. Oddly enough, he, he would be able to tell his story better.
Speaker: But he's so weird about social media. He'll follow, he'll follow us. He'll listen to us. He will never comment. He will never come on live. He's real shy about social media. I don't know why. He watches all my TikToks and stuff and my YouTube, but he doesn't, uh, he doesn't comment or nothing. He might send a thumbs up or something. I'm like, I guess it was good. But yeah. Well, you said you had a story that you were checking if it was true.
Speaker: like a Florida news. It's not a Florida news or anything like that, but I had one that I wanted to go over last week, which kind of goes back, which kind of goes, goes back a few episodes to once again, another headline you sent me. You didn't read the full article. You just sent me a headline. No, I never do. I never do this. Too much work.
Speaker: I mean, we clearly clicking on something. Most of the stuff that I find interesting is literally like a screenshot, somebody screenshots it. So you'd actually have to spend time to actually find the correct article and all that fun stuff. That's too much work. Well, you know, a few weeks back, we were talking about the whale penises and how they go back and, you know, like,
Speaker: I see creatures and different monsters, people, early explorers and stuff like that. I think the Kraken was not really a Kraken. It was, it was whale dicks. Yeah. Because, you know, whales and female whales are whores. And when they mate, they go three at a time.
Speaker: Yeah. They take off three at a time. So, you know, and the other two just kind of wait with their dick. Literally they're just, they're just stopping around in the ocean whenever you're ready. Well, another famous creature may be to blame from the whale penis. Oh, and that is the famous Loch Ness monster. Good old Nessie herself.
Speaker: They are saying that the Loch Ness actually does the lock actually go out to the ocean. Look, I don't know. I've never been there. I've never either. That's why I asked because I assume you have. I mean, it makes sense because most of those pictures you see, it's usually black and white photo and it's just something sticking out. This is, you know, like a bent Dick, I guess. Yeah, that makes sense. But go ahead, read your article. I'm curious.
Speaker: the the the the the the the the the the the
Speaker: You won't believe what I just saw. So, so Mark says it goes that the the Loch Ness goes all the way from one side of Scotland to the other side. So, yeah, definitely connect. Okay. I assumed that I did. I knew, I knew, I knew it was a huge water. I always assumed it was like a lake. Like a really big lake. But I guess since it's a
Speaker: I think Mark lives out in that area or he lives in Canada. Basically the same thing. The reason why I say that is because a lock is, is two bodies of water to like, like one's higher than the other. Like I went through the locks in Michigan to go into Canada when I was in the Boy Scouts, but that's, that's about the extent of my knowledge to locks. Hmm.
Speaker: you know, well, the article says that, uh, I don't know. Maybe they'll explain it in this. I haven't read it fully. I just kind of skim through it to get a general idea. Sorry. Someone just sent me a picture of that. I, I, I was almost pretty, pretty accurate there. Mark. I said over in that area or Canada, it's all the same. He lives in England.
Speaker: That's still pretty far. You know that song I would walk 500 miles? Even if they're in the middle of England, they would still end up in the ocean. By the Proclaimers? Yeah. If they walk 500 miles, and then 500 miles, they'd end up in the ocean. It's not that big out there. I mean, people backpack all over Europe all the time, and they do relatively ease. Well, it's like that movie Euro Trip, they're like, the dumb friend is like,
Speaker: It's Europe. They're like neighbors. It's like going down the block. It's like 6 ,000 miles. Well, I've had friends that live over there and they're like, Oh, you know, I got to commute to, and I'm just throwing bullshit out there because I can't think of an actual thing. Like I got to commute to Germany for work and I'm like, God damn, what does it take you like 12 hours? I'm like, no, it's like 45 minutes from me.
Speaker: It's like yeah, you can go from England to France and and just by crossing the crossing the the Channel English Channel on the other side of it is France. Yeah, and the only reason I know that because of top gear It's three British guys that that review cars, but they do some dumb dumb shit like Shit that you and I would do
Speaker: Like they took a Toyota pickup truck and put a outboard motor in the bed and made the fucker float, drove it into the water and crossed the channel in it. 10 mile channel swim, says Mark. So yeah, so scientists are now that.
Speaker: You know, back on the sale. Yeah, back on the topic. They're investigating that that that could potentially not be some walking some monster. It's a breeding ground for for whales. Now that you've seen the elephant penis, she can leave. She's done her job. You made his nightmares. Give me nightmares. Why did you do that woman? I didn't want to see it again.
Speaker: More, more money, more scientific research, more man hours, all going to research a penis.
Speaker: So that actually makes sense. That's why probably why nobody's actually found the locked as monsters. It's just a whale breeding ground. It's central. Could you, could you imagine, could you imagine if you're like out there in a boat and you see off in the distance, oh shit, this is my rope.
Speaker: Yeah, aerobic cowboy style across the lake at 50 miles an hour with a spear or something like that wrangle it in and find out that it's just a whale and it's giant pecker. It's on the side of the boat before you pull it in, you're taking pictures. You got it next to your face.
Speaker: You know, when you find out what it is, you're like, you throw up for four days. Damn it. Now, see, I also is is Loch Loch Ness. Is it is it salt water? I'm sure I was assumed it. I was just I was assumed it was fresh water. Mark said a guy divorced his wife to live in a caravan next to a motherfucker.
Speaker: I've seen that dude. He literally lives on. He lives in a, like a, a shanty. Yeah. Awful.
Speaker: 25 feet from shore. Well, I mean, I mean much like you mentioned that poor bastard when he flies out. It's a whale dick I Gave up my entire life for this shit He read that art he read that article tied center blocks to his feet
Speaker: And his ex -wife's gonna see a dumb ass. Fucking moron. Well, like you said, is that Bob? You're like, no. But, you know, you ask about the saltwater. When I lived down in Charleston in the evening times, like there was where my first apartment that I had was surrounded by marshlands and right off the Ashley River, which fed into the ocean or the ocean fed into the river or whatever you want to call it.
Speaker: Um, but in that marshland and the evening times during like high tide, the dolphins would come swim up there. Okay. So there has to be some, and there was alligators and stuff like that, but alligators can look fresh water. Um, so there has to be some element of the saltwater tour because I mean, it was, it was actually a pretty cool site. You go down to the marsh and there was like a little dock. You just sit at the dock and the dolphins would literally swim three feet away from you if that far.
Speaker: Oh, I've swam with dolphins down here. They're, they're, they're crazy little fuckers. They're a little perverts. How many times have you been raped by a dolphin? Uh, never, but they do like to come up and slam into you. Yeah. Well, they say that they're some of the only animals that have sex for, sex for pleasure. Pleasure. Yeah. Them and humans. They do. They do try to sexually assault people all the time.
Speaker: Well, the ones they have here, there, there's a like three or four, maybe five places that you can swim with dolphins here. You've been touched by a dolphin, haven't you? You're trying to, you're trying to avoid the question. Where are the dolphins? They're, uh, they're weird creatures that, uh, I was watching a thing on YouTube where it was, they were talking about sharks and like shark skin.
Speaker: is like you can almost cut yourself on shark skin when you're like if you're petting a shark but dolphins it's like it's it's like rubbing your hand across butter like a wet car or something it's weird they're they're freaky fish camp says you're avoiding the you're avoiding it pretty hard
Speaker: Some of the best sex I've ever had, man. Have you heard the story? Robin Williams told a story on stage. Mark said his friend's doll comes everything just that moves for pleasure. Well, dogs, yeah. Well, Robin Williams told a story on stage. He did a live on Broadway. And he talks about he met
Speaker: He met this famous gorilla that is one of the first gorillas at the new sign language really well. And the translator sitting there is like, the gorilla Coco sees that you're kind of hairy. Can she see under your shirt? So he takes his shirt off and Rob Williams is a hairy motherfucker.
Speaker: And the gorilla starts making all these sounds. And the girl, Rob Williams, looks at the translator. Translator's like, put your shirt on. She's like, why? She wants to mate with you. And he said, my first reaction was, that could be interesting.
Speaker: Cameron said, Cameron said he won't look at the camera and he's acted nervous AF. We need to get this guy a therapist. That dolphin fucked him up. They were helping me and the dolphin. It was a beautiful sunset. I just realized my light was off. There I was, swimming. Swimming with dolphins.
Speaker: Well, you know Nicholas Tesla he was in love with a pigeon like wanted to marry a pigeon and
Speaker: Well, I mean, I thought I thought not too long ago in the news, I can look it up and we can rehash it later. But I thought not too long ago, there was a woman that was like going to marry a dolphin or some dumb shit like that. No, she married her. She married her. I forget what it was. Or there was a guy or something. No, it was a woman like it wasn't her dog, but she married an animal.
Speaker: Well, there was a lady in England that married a ghost and then divorced him because she cheated on another ghost. You're talking about somebody needs therapy. She was like it was the dude. It was hilarious. I remember when the first story first came out, you know, she was like, I fell in love with this ghost and we're going to get married and blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: And then she's like, once we got married, he totally changed. And he was hanging out with all his ghost friends and he was never around. So I ran to the arms of this other ghost and she's like, I fell in love with him. So I'm like, what does your therapist say, honey? This bitch is crazy. Mark says, yep, I know her.
Speaker: Well, there was a one guy, he wanted to marry the Empire State Building. Oh yeah. There's, there's, there's like a show where people fall in love with, uh, uh, and eat, what is it? And, and, and animate objects or whatever. There was a lady that fell in love with a roller coaster. I can't begin to think where you get off on that. Yeah.
Speaker: Ram in. Mark said research. They were ancient ram in. The owner was raped by a ghost. That's like that scary movie too. Tori Spelling is laying on the bed and that ghost is like. She raped him. No, no, she she rapes her while she's sleeping and then she falls in love with him and starts to, he's like, she's like, you gave me.
Speaker: I don't know. People are people are strange. Speaking of speaking of strange people and and famous actors. So, you know, the lovely culture that we live in, the lovely world with this fucking Gen Z idiots. Oh, God. Well, now they want to. There's another celebrity that made their radar that they want to cancel. Oh.
Speaker: Who is it? It's the one and only Tony Stark, Mr. Robert Downey Jr. Why? Because he did Blackface in that movie. Yeah. You ever see Tropic Thunder? Yeah. The movie is hilarious. Yeah. It's a stupid movie, but it was hilarious. They want to cancel it because he did Blackface in that movie and they called him a racist. I can only I only can hope that he goes full Tony Stark.
Speaker: Well, he's got like five hundred million dollars from the fucking Avengers movies Yeah, I was reading well I seen it pop up on Facebook and I'm like, there's no way in hell that this is this this is true So I had to I had to do a little research and look into it and sure enough Yeah, they they want to cancel them because he did that Tropic Thunder movie and I was kind of telling summer about it I was like That was the whole point of the movie
Speaker: Like his character. Exactly. That was going to be my next point. The whole point of that movie is to show the extreme the actors will go to. Yeah. To do a movie. Yeah. Like they, they hired a white actor in the movie to play a black character in another movie. And like it's even brought up by one of the black guys in the movie. Yeah. And he's like, he does that whole speech. He's like, you went full retard.
Speaker: I'm a guy who's playing a guy who's playing another guy. He's like, I'm a dude playing a dude. That's another dude. But yeah, that's well, apparently, uh, uh, what's his name? Uh, Seth Rogan is, is slowly getting trying to avoid getting canceled because he, he
Speaker: Apparently James Franco got in trouble for some shit like he people were trying to cancel James Franco and I know is is Seth Rogan Seth Rogan was like, oh shut up and take your cancellation, you know, it's like Motherfucker aren't you his friend?
Speaker: You know, he's like getting ahead of his, he's like getting ahead of his cancellation. And it's like, that's the kind of friend that would literally be like, Oh, there's a bus coming. I'll move, but I'm not going to say anything because I want to get it on film. Yeah. Well, that's, that's what he's doing. I mean, that's what Seth Rogen is doing is he's, he's basically throwing his hands up and saying, Hey, I had nothing to do with this. Meanwhile, tossing Franco under the bus, which I mean, you know,
Speaker: If it happened, it happened and he should he should face the consequences. But we also. But if it's something dumb like doing blackface in a movie, you know, that's you know, how long has Franco been acting since he's like 10? Yeah. I mean, it's something he did when he was 10. Well, let it go. Well, Frank is I think I like I said, I think it was something to do with sexual
Speaker: Uh, yeah, Robert Downey Jr. It was, it was that Tropic Thunder where they're trying to hit him for blackface and calling him a racist and this, that, and the other thing. Well, he actually, he talked about it. Uh, uh, this was like two years ago. He talked about it with somebody in an interview and he's, and they were like, could you do that movie today? And he's like, fuck no. He's like, you know, and he went into, he explains in the interview.
Speaker: and you know where i'm getting the interview from it's your favorite podcaster and uh he says he says you know that movie is all about the extremes actors go to to do a movie because the paycheck is so fucking high that you're like if i pass this up i'm an idiot and i mean but that's the thing i mean that and you know you also gotta look from one you know
Speaker: Not only that, but now it's getting to the, so Ellen DeGeneres, where, you know, we're like the LGBTQ and the rest of the alphabet gang are going after people who are straight and they play a gay person or a transgender in a movie. Yeah. You know, you have to hire a gay person or you have to, well,
Speaker: That's why they're called actors because they're fucking acting. Do you really think the dude who played Stephen Hawkins is in a fucking wheelchair? No. Yeah. You know, and that's what they're complaining about. Did you watch the Avengers and think that they are real? Do you think Robert Downey Jr. actually has a he probably does, but but because they keep this Robert, you know, it fits you, you know, but it's not like, you know, there's no real magic hammer. Three foot.
Speaker: Tall raccoon running around blowing shit up. Exactly. Or a tree that can say I am group 400 ,000 different ways. Speaking of I am grouped. Do you know how much Vin Diesel got paid to say I am group 400 different ways? Way too much of that was way too much money. Acting talent right there in that movie.
Speaker: Yeah, I almost you know, I'm as a car nerd and I and that's let's let's I can say I'm a nerd when it comes to cars but but as a car nerd, I almost don't want to watch Fast and Furious 45 or whatever it is because they've gotten ridiculous. I stopped watching Fast and Furious after the second one. I thought they were dumb movies from the get go. I actually like Tokyo Drift.
Speaker: Because the concept that you know, I like drifting, I get that, you know, like I would watch D1. I've watched D1 on TV. And I think drifting amazing. But the whole extra stuff of like, oh, we're gonna do a heist. I'm like, no, no, motherfucker, you're street racers. You do not know how to use a gun that well. And I'm sorry, the whole wrecking a car and flying off it. So you land and save somebody halfway, you know, that whole scene and like,
Speaker: Fast and Furious 55 or whatever it is, where Michelle Rodriguez is flying through the air. So Vin Diesel jumps out of his car 60 miles an hour and catches her midair and he land on another car. I'm like, try that in real life. I want to see that. Well, apparently that they did do that in real life, according to these idiots that want to cancel everybody. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: But apparently Vin Diesel, he owns fast and furious. Like it's his baby. Well, he needs to just stop with it. Well, yeah, if you're getting paid almost a billion dollars in total, because you can buy fast and furious speakers and car parts that say fast and furious on them, like their manufactured fast and furious brand, like like Pioneer, but it's fast and furious, you know, and, and he's got a cut of all that. Like he's close to a billion dollars.
Speaker: Well, he's got a ton of movies under his belt. I don't know if the guy is, in my opinion, a horrendous actor. He makes Sylvester Stone look like a goddamn rocket scientist. Yeah. He makes Sylvester Stone look like he's lazy.
Speaker: Cause how many Rockies are there? He's, he's following the Svester Stallone playbook. Like we're going to do 50 of these movies. Yeah. I like pitch black. I love those movies. The, the, the, the RIC movies. I like those are awesome, but it's those fast and furious members are so fucking dumb. And it just goes to show that Hollywood doesn't fucking know shit about cars because if you're manifold,
Speaker: is failing your floor does not follow your car. Are you sure? I don't know. I know for a fact because the manifold is actually the exhaust. Well, we're gonna avoid Jeff's garage today. Well, what was it? In fast and various one. At the very end of the scene, you got that orange Supra with Paul Walker and Vin Diesel sitting that
Speaker: Challenger and he does a burnout while doing a wheelie that is scientifically completely impossible Because smoke comes off the tires when you lose traction and you do a wheelie when you have too much traction You cannot have both. It's a movie Well, I'm just saying be accurate. That's the whole fast and furious thing. They're accurate I'm an asshole, but I you're one of those people. I'll watch that movie tomorrow. I
Speaker: No. If an actor's not handy crippled, they can't play a retard. I'm only, I'm only like that with car movies. Johnny Knoxville is not really retarded. He can't play a retard in the ringer. Johnny Knoxville. Oh, are they doing, I don't know if this is true. Are they doing another Jackass movie? Uh, supposedly there might, might be in works. I saw something about that. Like Steve O's getting prepared. I'm like, what is there to prepare for? Potentially they could, they could be doing another Jackass movie, which
Speaker: It's gonna fail. It is what it is. I enjoyed. It's gonna fail. I enjoyed the first couple movies, but I mean, you can only do stupid shit so many times. Yeah, it's like, you know, Polly Shore. In the 90s, you couldn't go anywhere without seeing Polly Shore. And Jackass is the same way. It had its moment. It's time to move on. Polly Shore was Polly Shore in every movie. Mm hmm. He played the same character. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, I just watched an interview with him. So that's why where I got that example. But but he was on he was on the tippy top. And now he's like, sad. I'm like, motherfucker, wipe your wipe your tears. All those millions of dollars a brick. He's like, I'm sad. I'm not in a movie all the time. I'm like, well, you got money. Produce a movie, fucker. All right. Do something with yourself. Bitch.
Speaker: Exactly. To a later subject. Yes, please. So I think in a adults -only trip, you know, you and the wife and Summer and I need to go to Iceland. Iceland. Okay. Which is technically green. Well, okay, Mr. Technicality. You can't fucking read an article, but you're gonna hit everybody with, well, scientifically, shut up.
Speaker: I'm just saying. You can't go on there. You can't go. Why is it called Iceland when it's green? Look, you guys. I'll be there the whole time going. This doesn't look like ice. Let's sue the country. False advertising. I bought skis. I bought skis in the snowboard, you pricks. And Greenland is actually no. Yes, everybody.
Speaker: But yeah, go ahead. In those countries, there's a show out that folks, you should check out. It's called Ragnarok. It's in like German or something. Iceland. What? Ragnarok. Is it in English? No, they're freaking. Yeah, well, yeah, it's like Norwegian or something. Yeah, that's what I meant. You know, actually, check out Norseman. But yeah, go ahead.
Speaker: So anyways, there's a spa in Iceland that lets customers bathe in beer. Oh, I'm in. Can I drink the beer while I'm bathing in it? Do you really want to? I mean, if it's a fresh tub and I'm the only one that's been in it.
Speaker: Okay. Okay. Yeah. Maybe give me a little crazy straws and just stick it right down in there. But what if it's like a hot tub with you, me, summer, my wife and a hot tub of beer and you're like, give me a straw. I'm like, I'm out. I gotta go back to the room.
Speaker: Yeah, you can't drink beer warm or hot. Second of all, that's why I said if I had my own little individual tub and I just sat down in there and it was slightly chilled, I'd just give me a little crazy straw and dip that some bitch down in there. Oh, you're saying you can't drink beer warm. No, go away. You can't drink beer warm, but in England, that's how they serve it. Yeah, in England and in Germany, actually did a lot of the German beers that I drink.
Speaker: they if you read the label, they're supposed to be served at like room temperature. That's just disgusting. Which in all honesty, those beers that I use German beers, they're delicious, cold, ice cold. That's how I like my beer. Right. And they're also actually pretty good at room temperature. They're, you know, like I can't drink a Budweiser if it's at room temperature. I can't. Or any of the other, you know, domestic beers around here. There's some of the breweries that make beer that you can drink them, you know,
Speaker: But the German beer that this is like real German beer that's been imported. Um, I can actually drink it at room temperature. It's still really good. So, but I prefer it cold. But does it say what kind of like, how long would you be bathing in this beer? Well, that's a spot. This is the spot. I salute is offering visitors a chance to bathe at a tub full of beer. The, uh,
Speaker: Bjorn Boden beer spa gives us first a taste to have a soak in what is known as young beer. Oh, well, it doesn't even contain alcohol. I'm out. Oh, yeah, I'm done. I'm good. I'm so basically just yellow water. I can piss in a kiddie pool and you can bathe in that. No, no, no, no, no, it's gross. Young beer, which contains no alcohol and isn't fully ready to drink.
Speaker: The bath is filled with all the main ingredients of beer, yeast, barley, and water. Bath oil is added to make it a relaxing experience. The young beer is supposedly very good for your skin. The BOS website states the bathtub is made from cambala wood, are seven in total, so we can have about 14 people each hour. It's available for people one at a time or two together. There's no age limit. Yeah, because there's no alcohol.
Speaker: there's a beer drought at every tub for anybody or over 20. So the tubs have a fucking drought so you can drink beer while you're taking a bath in the tub. Yeah, that's a win. I'm going to turn into the guy. But I'm just gonna put my mouth right on the tap and just crack it open. But for the expense of going to Iceland, just to drink beer, we can just sit on your back porch and do the same thing.
Speaker: I mean because the the beer bath has no alcohol in it. So it's just I don't care what my skin looks like. It's good for your skin, man. Yeah, it'll make you look 20 years younger. Well, they say every time you masturbate you you the endorphins that you create helps you live longer, which means I'm immortal. So
Speaker: You know, when you really think about it, you know, but they say the same thing about exercising, you know, every hour that you exercise adds an hour to your life. But if you're going to spend an hour exercising, what's the fucking point? Yeah, but how true is that when you got people that run marathons and runners and whole lives and they, their fucking heart explodes when they're 30 years old? No, I think those people were like when Prince died.
Speaker: You know, that motherfucker was healthy as a fucking horse and he had a stroke and died. I think that's a genetic thing, but I mean, what's that? There's that one guy. He was like, he was in Guinness Book of World Record for the most in shape person over like 80 or some shit. And a dude was, he's like a mini John Cena, but he's 80 years old. Yeah. Like the juicer guy with the giant eyebrows.
Speaker: But, uh, you know, doing stuff to extend your life is just, it's, it's, I almost see it as kind of a waste because if you're just going to find more shit to do to waste your, to extend your life, you're extending it just to waste more money and time doing stuff to extend this way. When, when it's my time to kick the bucket, it's my time to kick the bucket.
Speaker: Hey, man, to that. I'm not going to want me no begging and pleading on this end. I was like, Hey, I had a good one. Time to go. I was ready because I'm coming. You sons of bitches. They're gonna be like, no, he ain't dead yet. Keep him alive. He ain't allowed to come down here. Well, see, that's another reason why I think I'm immortal because heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. So they're like, you know, and purgatory. I'll just be like, what's up? Let's let the fucker begin, boys. Yeah, let's do something stupid.
Speaker: Somebody passed me a cigarette and a beer. I'm ready to rock this motherfucker. Get fucked up. Who wants to drink? My brother told me a joke the other day. He says, I'll adapt it to hell. He says, you're going to love hell. Anytime you want sex, there's a barrel over there. You just go and you have sex.
Speaker: He's, if you want to go on Wednesday, go on Wednesday. If you want to go on Tuesday, he says, but you're not gonna like Thursdays. He's like, why? Because Thursdays, you're in the barrel. It's like, you know, but yeah, I'm, I have zero fear of death. I mean, I'm, it's not like I'm looking forward, looking forward to it, but I'm not, uh, I'm not trying to prevent it.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. I mean, I look both ways when I cross the street that count, you know, I'm not doing anything to accelerate it. But yeah, exactly. I'm not I'm not trying. I'm not on the fast track. But I'm kind of like, No, if it happens, it happens. For as long as I can and just go with the flow. Let's see what happens. Yeah, exactly. You know, well, well, speaking of diet. Okay, I got one for you. Okay. You know, I like to, I like to throw curve balls at you from time to time.
Speaker: I'm
Speaker: for you. We were kicking my door and let's go fucker. I can't. It's recording and let's finish recording and and and post this motherfucker. No, but so a wealthy recluse lived with a burglars body for 15 years.
Speaker: Bruce Roberts kept Shane Snellman's rotting corpse in his home 15 years after shooting him dead in 2002. Nice. This is a wealthy recluse murdered a burglar who entered his home before keeping his mummified body for 15 years. And if this is the picture of the actual body, it's mummified, but he's got his hands and feet
Speaker: Yeah, nice so when he's starving jet to Like shoot it in arm and start with that. He shot him dead An inquest an inquest heard how Bruce Roberts gunned down St. Snowman? What happened Bobby's like oh, I just I dropped a pot No big deal
Speaker: But Bruce Roberts gunned down Shane Snellman in Sydney in 2002 and lived with his decomposing corpse in his bedroom until his own death in 2017. Good lord.
Speaker: Snowman's body was not discovered until May of 2018 by cleaners who went inside the property. And one of the cleaners had a heart attack. Right? Mark. Mark said, what the fuck somebody that desperate for company? I was gonna say, I got must have been a real asshole. Well, I read a I read a small article the other day. There's a headline.
Speaker: But it was a blind hoarder, you know, those people that keep newspapers from like 1942. She, they found a dead body in her house. It was turns out it was like her son.
Speaker: had like he was like 25 or something, had fallen, died. And she didn't notice. She thought he just left. She lived with his dead body for 20 years and had no idea. She thought he just was like, okay, Mom, I'll see you later. Yeah. They thought he moved out. That's fucked up. She's like, I'm not so really pissed him off. He hasn't come see me for 20 years. He's over in the corner there, Grandma. Jesus. Underneath a bunch of shit.
Speaker: But yeah, it says that his corpse was fully clothed and kept in a seated position. Well, Robert's, Robert's used a large number of air fresheners to disguise the smell that emitted from a snowman. Analysis found that he had a gunshot wound to the, uh, yeah, I don't even know what that is. Supra calabica, some, some met a big medical term.
Speaker: Which is to say the head or the foot in the back or the, you know, he got, he shot him in the neck, like right at the collarbone. Okay. Which is what they said after they use the big fancy word. Yeah. They just want to show I'm smarter than you. It's an indention right there between your neck and collarbone. Okay. So it basically got his artery and the blood out. Snowman was also identified through his tattoos, DNA and fingerprints from his previous criminal report.
Speaker: The New South Wales Corner Report also heard how a stash of 19 illegal firearms and ammunition was later recovered at Robert's house. So this dude was just like a cranky old rich man that was looking for an excuse to shoot somebody. Well, I guarantee you, he went to his room every night like, how you doing, Bob? Yeah. Have a good day. I'm going to bed.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: He like put him in a chair in his bedroom so he can talk to him at night. Hey, Bobby, you want to see the new Avengers? I got it on DVD. That's the worst place I want to keep a body at in my house is in my bedroom. I know. At least put the fucker in a freezer or something, man. Put him in the basement. I don't know. Something. Bury him in the garden. Yeah. Put him put him under an exotic Madagascarian plant. Yeah, something. Well, that's that's that's weird.
Speaker: I mean, there's, I admit there's weird people out there. I'm probably one of them, but, but having a dead body in your bed. I mean, that guy obviously didn't have very much of a social life. Uh, well, I should mention bringing a girl home. Like, don't worry about Bob. He likes to watch. She's like a wealthy recluse. So, you know, he kept to himself. Yeah. So, I mean, obviously.
Speaker: The issue with people coming and going wasn't that big of a deal and if they were there Yeah Stay in the living room, you know, don't worry about that smell spray some of his Lysol, you know, yeah, that's that's That's that's creepy. I Mean I could totally understand shooting a guy. I can totally understand hiding the body I Can understand all that, you know somebody breaks in you don't want to get in trouble. I
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Give him a folding chair or something. I mean, that's the question that I have is like, what kind of chair was it? Was it like a recliner? So he was like propped up with a beer in his hand or, you know, was it art? Or was it just like, like, I got a folding chair in the garage. I'll be right back. Well, if he shot him, I'm sure
Speaker: If he's according to where he shot him, I mean, it that would probably would take a couple of minutes to die. So he probably sat there and watched him die. He's like, sorry. Sucks to be. Not even I don't even say it's sorry. He's probably talking all kinds of crazy shit. He is Australian. So, you know, he was probably talking all kinds of bad stuff. I'm going to throw another shirt on the barbie. Yeah. What should we be if somebody breaks up my house and I and I should because that's you know, if you break in my house, I'll fucking wreck in your world.
Speaker: Speaking of your house talk so much shit. Oh, I will too. I will talk talk your ear off while you die. Just so that the last thing you remember is me going ha ha ha fucker. But speaking of your house, you have that machete above your door and stuff. You saw that picture I sent you weird collections. Oh, yeah, collection of swords that is literally how high would you say that was five stories?
Speaker: And it looked like it was in a fucking mansion. Yeah, about five or six stories. Oh, yeah. Every available inch of display area on those walls and almost like a bell tower kind of thing. Yeah. Is swords. There's another guy he had. He had a bunch of medieval medieval, like
Speaker: Swords and helmets and you know Yeah, yeah armor, but there's another guy he had over 200 bowling balls in a pyramid I Like people click the weirdest shit Take from the bottom just watch it fall. Hell. Yeah, I'm like this Bob
Speaker: I want the pink one. But, uh, but it was, there was, there were some people that one guy had, uh, was it like 50 ,000 pieces of McDonald's memorabilia, including a giant Ronald McDonald, which is just creepy. Like he, you know, you know, they had that bench with Ronald McDonald sitting on it with his arm around it, you know, he had one of those in his house. Oh, wow.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's a little extreme. I don't know. Everybody has their collections. I mean, like my mom collects, collects spoons, you know, like it's, it's got a trial. It's like, uh, she's got one from San Francisco. It's got a trolley car on it and it's engraved and all that stuff. They're really intricate and nice and cool, but McDonald's memorabilia. That's just, you know,
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, I have a bunch of like, actually, I don't, they're just in a box. I wouldn't necessarily, it's a collection, but like the specialty beer cans. Right. I actually, I used to collect business cards. I had, you know, you know, you get the, they had like the folders for baseball cards. Mark had the same problem. Mark City collects beers.
Speaker: But I had a bad because your quarterback's still sitting on the bench crying about Brown's. Ah, here we go. But it was like, I used to collect business cards because everywhere you go, somebody's got a business card. So it was really cool. Cause if I needed something, I didn't go through the yellow pages. I went through my book of business cards, but, but some of the stuff they had on there was like really weird.
Speaker: Like the one guy had a collection of salt and pepper shakers from, from fast food restaurants. Yeah. My grandmother collected salt powder for her shakers, but like really cool ones. Like she had ones that was this, uh, two birds. She had ones that was like, you know, two pangolins, you know, and all these different, to the point where there was no space on her walls because you're not even a ginger.
Speaker: But yeah, people collect the weirdest stuff. It's a weird concept. That guy collected a dead body. I collect hats. I have a lot of hats. I'm not allowed to have hats. I have like three. My wife hates it when I buy hats. But I always buy hats. Well, my dad used to collect hats.
Speaker: Dad had a rule he couldn't collect it if it had to pay for it. Oh Every time I go down to see summer and and we'll let go to her store and she always tells me about don't buy anything but I still some shirts
Speaker: Well, it was like, my dad, my dad was a plumber for all those years. And, and, you know, the suppliers would be like, here, here's an Omoan hat. Here's a, you know, this company's hat. So he had a wall of hats going down the stairwell. There was just a bunch of ball caps. But it was like, Mack truck and and he's like, see my collection. I didn't pay for a single one. Okay. But it's not like he planned it is just
Speaker: you know, people give him a hat and he's like, well, you know, well, I mean, I can, I can see where that happens. You, you, you know, um, at one point in time, I had a bunch of hats from different vendors and stuff. When I was like, when I was doing, uh, maintenance at OSU, we had different vendors that would come in and they would always just bring swag. So you would have, yeah. Like I have, I had at one, at one point I had like 10 fast and all beer koozies.
Speaker: I love koozies, but you don't need 10 fasten all koozies. They were all different ones, but still. I was like, yeah, my mom was a nurse. She was an RN for a oncology and the drug reps come in like, here's a shirt. Here's a pen shaped like a needle. You know, I actually got in trouble one day at school for actually writing in a pen with a pen that was shaped like a needle, like a syringe. And people were like, oh, you can't use that. I'm like, why? It's a pen. I needed a pen, you know.
Speaker: Uh, that, that was, that was one thing we, we never ran out of it. OSU was pins because from a festival, uh, Johnson controls Granger, uh, anybody who came in there, if there was an outside contractor or vendor, they, they always brought pins and like little, no, yeah. So Chris was in heaven. He's like, I don't need to go to state.
Speaker: Look, Ranger Guy's here today. We're going to bring me a new pen and paper. I don't need to take my break early. I'll be right back. Awesome. Why do you always go off the break after the reps been here? No reason. Did you see this article? I saw this on TikTok.
Speaker: a a lady she owns a business and she speaking of your pen obsession she has a break time scheduled like you can schedule a break time for like if you smoke you can go have a break if you want lunch go have a break if you want to masturbate you can have a break what yeah that's not even a real thing
Speaker: I kid you not. I didn't do any research on it, but I was like, well, of course you didn't do any research on it, but let me show you how much effort it takes to do research on it and go ahead and look it up, please. Because I'm curious. Well, you know, you know how, when you, when you're scrolling through, I went to look it up and I was looking, went back on to TikTok to look up the name of the business and TikTok refreshed and I lost it.
Speaker: You know, I, every once in a while, a TikTok will just refresh and you get a whole new set of stuff you can scroll through. That's what happened. So I didn't, I didn't actually get a chance to look it up because I was like, I'm going to apply for a job. Well, I looked it up and there's a couple of different things, but this is an article, uh, from lad Bible. Let's staff take masturbation breaks at work. Boom.
Speaker: The boss of the now, but no, wait, wait, wait. Mm hmm. The boss of an adult entertainment company. Ah, well, there you go. Offers her employees half hour daily masturbation breaks after finding they become agitated during lockdown. Erica Lust. She sounds like a porn star. Yep. Boss. I don't think that's a real name. Actually, there we go. She's the boss of Erica Lust Films. Yeah.
Speaker: is hoping to normalize masturbation by allowing her 36 members of staff a half hour masturbation break every day and has even set up a private masturbation station at the office.
Speaker: Like everybody sits around a conference table and rubs one out. What you doing Bob? Monday morning masturbation meeting. Yeah. No, but I mean, in that industry, in that industry, I totally get that because you're literally seeing, you know, it's not like you go to work at a Kinko's and see your co -worker naked. Yeah. You know, we've all had that job where you got that hot
Speaker: Co -worker you're like I'd like to see her naked imagine working on a porn set where everybody you're like, I've seen you naked Well Here's the thing I Look that up so I found that one article But there's several articles that are saying that masturbation at work could become a serious trim The UK Daily Mail says masturbation breaks at work can be very effective and a great way to combat stress Psychologist no, it calms me down
Speaker: Psychologists say self -love shouldn't just be conducted in your bedroom at night. Instead, doing it at work could provide an escape route from stressful days. Mark Sargent of Nottingham Trent University was behind the suggestion. However, his claims were backed up by Dr. Cliff Arnold, a life coach based in Wales. Self -love. Well, you know what they say about self -love.
Speaker: You can't love anybody else till you love yourself. I've had a crush on me since I'm 13. So apparently this is actually something that's, I mean, it goes all the way back to 2017. Well, there you go. I don't see it going mainstream though. Can you imagine going to the bank? Like, sorry, I have to take my masturbation break. Yeah. Well, the story about the lady, she comes back all flushed.
Speaker: Well, wash your hands first. Yeah. The story about the lady who owns the adult entertainment company. That just, that story just came out last week. Well, there you go. See, they've been, they've been talking about it for about four years now, five years. And just recently it seems to be, um, yeah. Well,
Speaker: Like I said, I guess when I go in for my interview. You guys give masturbation breaks? Part of the perks of working here that we're allowed masturbation breaks because I hear that makes a work -life environment a pleasant place. What do you mean you'll call me don't call us? Why are the plates here?
Speaker: But I mean, that's that you asked me if I had any questions. You asked. No, but I mean, it does make sense, you know, the whole relieving stress thing. But can you imagine getting up to your desk like, well, it's about that time I'll be right back. And then you come back all flushed and and relaxed. And people are like, yeah, I know what you're doing. I got mine in about 10 minutes. Is that why you're looking at porn on your desk there, Bob?
Speaker: Is I don't know that I don't see it becoming a a major trend Well, not in the States Well, where's where's her where where's this Going on company I'm assuming is in the States Understandably because she runs a porn site but the other the other articles and stuff were like out of England and stuff like that where they're a little bit
Speaker: more laid -back on stuff like that. Sexuality and sex and stuff like that isn't so taboo in other countries like it is here in the States. I mean, if you watch some of the shows from like just say BBC, for instance, I don't know if you listen to it or watch it. And then like they'll do an American version of it. But if you get to watch like the actual
Speaker: Yeah, like when they did the Office version or the English version, it's like, wow, they put that on on regular TV. There's a there's a show that was out years ago. I can't remember what it was called, but it was basically a werewolf, a vampire and a ghost all lived in a house together. And it was originally a BBC show and it was like a drama. It was it was like a drama action type show. It was actually a pretty good show.
Speaker: You pitch it so well. It's got a lot of action. It's got a lot of... It's like charmed, but for adults. Yeah, but the American version that was on sci -fi compared to the BBC version that was just on regular TV was like day and night. Yeah. Well, yeah. It wasn't even on a regular channel.
Speaker: Yeah, well, I've often stated some shows would be better, like, if they if they allowed stuff like, you know, I was a huge fan of Sons of Anarchy. I know you haven't watched it, but but it would have been so much better on HBO.
Speaker: Like, well, like Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones, if you put that on FX or something, it would have sucked. Well, I mean, you remember, I don't know. You remember years and years ago, everybody lost their mind because, uh, I think it was NYPD Blue showed, uh, Sippowitz's ass in a scene and it was on like channel 10. It was on like regular broadcast and like everybody shit themselves because it was the first time there was any nudity on.
Speaker: on regular broadcast TV. It's like, it wasn't like he was an attractive man at all. I was like, it's not like Courtney Cox is sitting there going, Hey, check this out. That would have been one hell of an episode of friends. But yeah, it's, it's the, yeah, the, the,
Speaker: I think the whole thing of, of the non nudity on TV is like, okay, people are watching this with our kids, but if you're watching NYPD blue with your kids, bigger issues than what's showing his ass. Yeah. But I mean, a lot of shows have come a long way because there's like shows like, like my, my daughters have to remember they're getting older.
Speaker: They're obsessed with like Riverdale and stuff like that and I'll sit down and watch like 30 seconds open and be like Should you really be watching this or right? Hey Don't knock it because that that show Unfortunately, I I've lost the plot and I can't keep up with it because it's it's Riverdale is actually a decent show like Luke Perry was in it until he died. He played Jughead's dad
Speaker: Hey, I like that shit. I'll tell you what though, the chick that plays the, yeah, it was super. The chick that played, the only, the major problem I had with that is the chick that played Veronica in that was always dressed to the nines. Like she was going out of the red carpet as opposed to going to high school. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I don't know much about the show. I just,
Speaker: I know my oldest daughter is obsessed with it. She loves that show. Oh, I liked it. I enjoyed it. I used to torment her all the time and be like, oh, so -and -so is going to die. Oh, so -and -so is going to die. Her favorite characters are going to die. Well, no. I did the same thing this summer because she was watching that movie. Speaking of TV shows that are meant for kids that I find hilarious, we got Disney Plus again. Yeah.
Speaker: And my wife, for no reason, was like, hey, let's watch this. And I didn't hear what she said. She pressed play and I'm watching it and I was like. We watched like four or five episodes and I all of a sudden went, are we watching fucking Hannah Montana? And she's like, yeah, I was like. Fuck, this is a weird, funny show. They were fucking hooked.
Speaker: There were several shows on Disney that were pretty good. Um, that Mike, we literally yesterday, my wife, after we dropped her stuff off, we got home and we watched Hannah Montana until we passed out. Yeah. There was a lot of shows when my kids were younger, they used to watch on Disney that I would watch with them. Like it was good luck. Charlie and a couple of other shows. They liked Hannah Montana. I thought Hannah Montana was funny. You know, for the most part, I just would scratch myself, scratch my head and go, well, what surprises me is they get people like,
Speaker: the rock was on it. Dolly Parton's been on two episodes so far that I've watched. We're on season two. Yeah, well, I played her. Yeah, I don't know. But I don't know what it is. But I'm like, I'm waiting for Miley Cyrus's head to spin around. So I'm like, it's gonna come. I know it's coming because chicks weird. So I'm waiting for for signs where they're like, Really? Yes. Didn't realize that.
Speaker: I just watched that show as an adult. I'm like, how did they not know? Like, well, on top of that, you watched some of the parts of the show and were like, really? You know, he was yelling at Billy Ray Cyrus is yelling at his TV son. And I'm like, the kid literally
Speaker: is pouring milk into a box of cereal because there's no dishes. And you're going, if you don't do these dishes, oh my god, that would have been a belt.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean that's that's the funny thing that with the whole Hannah Montana thing it was like really you can't tell you were just in front of Hannah Montana where you're almost kissing her
Speaker: And now you're in front of Miley and you're almost kissing her and you don't realize the, like, you don't even go, Hey, you know, you kind of look like a lot like, but it's, it's, but apparently the kid that plays, uh, Rico, he's, he's like, he's like four foot nothing. Yeah. He was on the show, the middle. Did you ever see that show? The middle.
Speaker: Yeah, the middle. It stars the janitor from Scrubs. What's up, Carter? And the chick that played the lady, she played Raymond's wife on Everybody hates Everybody Loves Raymond. Yeah, they were like the middle class poor family. Yeah. Holy shit. That show is layered. Well, that kid Rico.
Speaker: That's on hannah montana was in he played the daughter's love interested in one season And i'm sitting here watching hannah montana with my wife and i'm like where the hell do I know that kid? And my wife's like you don't recognize her Recognize him and i'm like, no, I I know that kid somewhere and she took my phone So I couldn't look it up. She's like i'm not going to tell you until you figure it out Yeah, and I in five episodes in i'm going
Speaker: fuck. I don't know this kid. Finally, my wife falls asleep. I look it up. I'm like, I know who he is now. Yeah. The next morning, my wife's like, so did you figure it out? Like, yeah, I looked it up. I looked it up. How's training going, Connor? Probably our probably our biggest fans of this, this bullshit podcast that we're doing. Connor just shipped out for training his army training because he he
Speaker: got done with the Air Force and then relisted into the army. So you started out by but now you're totally gay. That's my little dig at the army because I was I was full Navy. I was I was going to go to join the Navy and then I moved down here. I know. I know.
Speaker: Well, you know, here's the problem. Here's the problem I have with, with, with the army. You know, when you, when you sign up for the military, they ask you what job you want. And there is a job listing for a tire specialist. I mean, pretty much do anything you want. No. Well, for instance, in the Navy,
Speaker: If you want to do, if you want to be a mechanic, it's a mechanic. You basically learn how to work on everything from a submarine to a five horsepower Briggs and Stratton in the army. You're our tire specialist. So you change tires on a Humvee. Yeah. That's a lot more. There's a lot more jobs in the army that are available because a lot more people go to the army because it's cooler. He said, he said, uh, he said, now the Navy does form, but
Speaker: The only reason I was going to join the Navy is because I was like, I'm going to see the fucking world, not Afghanistan, because there's no water in the desert. Yes. But the chances of somebody from the Navy being in Afghanistan are slim to none because there's no water in the fucking desert. That was my thought behind it. I was like, I want to join the military.
Speaker: She just popped into the Facebook. No, she just popped in and seen Connor was here. So she's excited. Connor and I were together at Abercrombie. And on the weekends, we would hang out and I'd be talking to summer Connor. Connor was always talking on the phone with her, too. Always. He was always in my Snapchat and shit like that. I only work one retail job like that. No, we weren't working retail. We were security. Oh.
Speaker: at the distribution center. Oh, okay. And on the weekends, he's dead there. So, you know, we didn't do much on the weekends. I thought you were talking like you were in the mall in the store. Well, I did that in high school for like a month at Pacific Sunwear. And the only reason I did it is because Pacific Sunwear had really cool clothes and they get it gave me a discount. I hated that job. He said in the army,
Speaker: Carters out of the army, we just kiss and shit. The Navy sleeps together. Summer's working towards level eight on Sims because of level eight of Sims. Her characters can bang. Nice. She's at level seven.
Speaker: I'm telling you, I, I had the same thing. I was like, I'm going to get to this level and I, you know, my Sims can have a kid or they can bang. And then it turns out one of my Sims was gay. He's like, I don't want to deal with her. I was like, no, well, I'm talking about Sims one, like the first ever. And it was literally, it was, it would like, you would put an ad, you'd look at the paper to pick a job.
Speaker: Oh, and you know, it was, it was so weird. And like, it would give you three options for a job and you click on one and it says, yep, you got the job. I got it to the point where I found a cheat code for money. So none of my Sims had jobs. I didn't have to worry about waking them up.
Speaker: Cause I was like, you mean I have to actually wake the fucker up to get him a dress, get him showered, get everything before he goes out the door. Fuck that. I'll just put in the cheat code for a couple of million dollars and just build the house out. I just wanted it to build the house. You know, I want to get him a cool couch. All the episodes on Spotify. Yeah. Episode 12 just came out. Yeah. I just put it up today before we recorded this one Friday or Saturday.
Speaker: Yeah, it's about that time to mention the fact that we're on every piece of social media there is. Yeah, but we haven't even brought it up once. Yeah. Well, that's why I say it. It's about that time. Anybody listening? Check us out on TikTok, on Instagram, Facebook. What am I missing?
Speaker: do you even know what social media where do you know anything about this podcast outside of turning your camera on and talking? That's my job. That's my job. I make sure I show up. That's why you're the co -host. That's right. Or maybe I'm the smarter one because I don't edit or anything. You'd be a smarter one when money's going into my bank account.
Speaker: I was talking, I'm on that Facebook forum for podcasts and that lady was talking about having a script and I was like a script. She was like, do you guys have a script? I'm like a script. If we had a script, we'd look at it and go,
Speaker: Wow, we're really behind here. Oh, man, we were supposed to. Oh, fuck it. Just crumbled up. No, no. Spotify is free, though, Connor. Yeah, we're not that popular or any we're not even remotely close to being Amazon Prime for the year. Yeah, right. Or on iTunes. Spotify is free. Yeah. Spotify, you download it for free.
Speaker: You can actually download the episode. But Spotify you can do offline. Like if you're not online. But that you got to do a premium package. Yeah. But as long as you're home or you're got Wi Fi, you're fine. Or data or whatever. Well, I'm sorry that we are not popular enough or cool enough to be on iTunes yet. We are on iTunes. It automatically puts us on iTunes.
Speaker: No, I don't. Where the fuck? Where are we? Did you opt out of it? No, I didn't opt out of it. We have to be approved. We can't. We have to be approved. Yeah. That's the weird thing. Like. So certain, like they'll, they'll, they'll put it up there for all these different formats, but the podcast itself has to be, uh, we're on Google podcast, anchor breaker, pocket cast, radio, public Spotify, podcasts, and, um,
Speaker: And, uh, copy RSS. Oh, there you go. Which Spotify anchor owns. Copy RSS. That means you can put in your own Spotify owns anchor or vice versa. Automatically goes up there. No, it's summer. So she would opt out of paps. Well, the reason why we do haps is because we couldn't figure out Facebook. No, we couldn't figure out on Facebook.
Speaker: You can't figure out Facebook. No, we tried that one time. We could not figure out how both of us go on Facebook at the same time. You have to accept my invite. Summer's been on Facebook. I never got it. I never got the invite. That's the problem. Anyways. That's your hashtag Juan. Love you, man. Be safe, brother. Connor said, love y 'all. Good night and stay classy nonsense.
Speaker: From Ohio to Mexico, I fully believe your podcast will blow up. Count me in as your hashtag Juan friend. Facebook is easy, Freddie. I know you have to invite. Yeah, we'll figure it out one day. Although I kind of like being on Habs. I don't mind it. Habs seems to be getting slowly getting better and better. Yeah. I just like the fact that we can, we can throw it out onto Facebook and stuff as well.
Speaker: Yeah, so it does make it easier for me to do all the editing and all the bullshit that I have to do Yeah, well we were originally gonna do it on Directly to anchor, but we weren't able to have other people with man. Yeah And which was kind of a pain in the ass and we constantly talked over each other. Well, yeah, I mean we can't I mean we can have on on an anchor, but that was the biggest problem was
Speaker: you never knew when to shut up. So we just talked over. Yeah. Yeah. I can see, I can see when you're getting anxious. You know, I could do it. I could do a podcast with Kevin if I wanted to, if I wanted somebody to talk over me for two hours. Yeah. But I think we've gotten better at the fact that we don't talk over each other now. Now we've gotten much better. I mean, 13 episodes.
Speaker: Yeah, it's all growing pains. You know, that first episode, we were all over the place. We're still all over the place. Yeah. Well, yeah, we were all over the place, all over the place, technically. Oh, yeah. Now we're just all over the place conversationally. The first couple were technically speaking were horrendous. Shishos. Shishos. Yeah. Yeah. Now they're. But yeah, we've reached the two hour mark now.
Speaker: Yeah, that's why my my kid keeps coming up going are you doing this is As sad as it sounds just sitting here talking for do I has literally fucking deranged me right? Because it's fucking cold or whatever I have probably covered
Speaker: Yeah Well, oddly enough today is the one day that I've done the podcast that there's no but no air been coming in through my my balcony door So I'm sitting here sweating my ass off. Yeah and
Speaker: This is the first time I've got, we've gotten to the two hour mark and I'm like, thank God, I'm sweating, I'm sweating balls here. I'm not going to lie. I've been looking at the clock the last like 45 minutes. I just want to wipe my face. I'm trying to get you a little, a little, a little raggy thing here. I have one, but, but I don't know where the hell it is. Yeah. So let's go ahead and do an exit to this and you can pass out.
Speaker: I can go Saturday down my neck. Saturday or Sunday, when we record again, I'll be feeling better. Fingers crossed. Knocking on death's door. Or he's knocking on yours. If you walk past your window, just wave. See you tomorrow. I live on the second floor if anybody walks faster.
Speaker: You never know he's got a ladder me like a senior lost boys where I Love that movie, you know that you know that that I never put two and two together, but apparently it's loosely based on Peter Pan That's why it's called the lost boys
Speaker: Yeah, I may have to watch the Lost Boys movie. I got it on DVD. I'm gonna rock that out tonight. Yeah, maybe I'll put that on to die to tonight. I love those Cory movies. Yes. Thank you, Mark. I love those. I love the Cory's man. They were awesome. Except they did. They had a couple of them towards the end that you're like, really? Yeah, it's okay. But I love Goonies and all that shit. The Cory's were
Speaker: My favorite was license to drive No license to drive was the blonde Cory Got his driver's license and his his grandfather left his Cadillac there and he sneaks the Cadillac out to go out with Heather Graham Yeah, I thought they did. I thought they did a movie with Christian Slater. I
Speaker: They probably did. Christian Slater was like a detective and the dead Cory seen a murder or something like that and there was like skateboards. I know the I know the Cory that died did a movie that he him and his dad were bank robbers. That one's an excellent movie. I can't remember what it's called. Uh I don't know. I'd have to look that up. IMDB. Yeah. Now, I'm going to be that ****
Speaker: Takes all of like five minutes. IMDB is one of the greatest websites ever when you get stuck on who that fucking actor is that you see on TV going, I know that motherfucker somewhere. You and IMDB put in the show, you're watching like, yep, I knew him. Internet Movie Database. That was Corey Haim. That was Corey Haim. Feldman's constantly trying to get out this book about the pedophilia ring in Hollywood.
Speaker: Dude, he did this horrible fucking movie. It's like a 20 minute long movie. It's called Slasher. Yeah. Well, they did that was that dream, a little dream movie. And that movie was just it was so hard to watch because it's like Corey Feldman sitting there constantly dressing like Michael fucking Jackson. And I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker: You want to talk about pedophile rank, Jesus. Yeah, I'm going to have to look because I could have swore that there was a movie that Christian Slater and Corey Haim did together. Well, just put in Google, put in Christian Slater, Corey Haim. Yeah, I'll do it later. I ain't too worried about it. Yeah, throw it up on Facebook or something. But yeah, let's go ahead and wrap this up. I can hear my kids crying because it's time for bed or something. Yeah. Yeah, it's about that time. I'm almost done.
Speaker: Alright. Well, this has been the on his death bed episode. Jeff's kids are crying. Episode thirteen of all episodes because you know, most people say that thirteen. The only problem we didn't have was the internet going out. Yeah. But uh I don't know. I feel like it has but this is the end. We made it. Thank you guys for listening. Those of you guys are listening live. Appreciate y 'all. The
Speaker: those who listen to this replay. Appreciate y 'all. And we didn't, we're horrible about mentioning this, but if you made it all the way this far, then feel free to follow us on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, all under nonsensical nonsense. And, uh, you'll follow us. And email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast. And then, uh, most importantly,
Speaker: The one place that you can find every episode is on Spotify and Nonsense. Yes. Go give it a listen. Let us know. And we will see you all Saturday or Sunday. I have to wait and see. I've never said I'll get a graduation party Saturday. Yeah, and make sure you're still alive. Hopefully I survive. Yeah. This cold is cold. So thank you, sir. Thank you.
Speaker: We are out of here.
Speaker: Until they lose, sooner or later we are wearing blues Every step I take I fade Further from view, I'll find my own way back
Speaker: To that old room, my own time state of mind Turn around and I'm back In the fifth room pure If I'm sliding off the narrow road Go ahead and throw your stone I know my way back home
Speaker: Take a walk up and down the aisle Tell me about wrong and right I've got nothing to hide
Speaker: Just a man you never knew Chisel down, your head's down Won't be the word you would choose Crying eyes won't be the word you would choose
Speaker: Take a walk up and down the aisle
Speaker: Coming down the aisle
