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Speaker: What's going on everybody?
Speaker: What are you doing? Are you doing throat singing? Some Norwegian, South Pacific, Indian throat singing. What's the name of this podcast called again? I have no idea. Nonsenseical nonsense. Go ahead and officially start this bitch. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. We got Jeff in the building. Don't know where Tony D is. Tony D's on his own schedule. A certain, certain timeframe. People timeframe, you know. And you guys know who I am. I'm your reigning, dominating podcast champion. The greatest podcast of all time.
Speaker: The one and only Glick music. It is Saturday. Hopefully you guys are enjoying your Saturday day. I love this time of year because all the fun beer cans come out eight small seasons right around the corner. Spring training. My Miller Lite has the new Cleveland Guardians logo on it. Oh, that's kind of cool. I like that. Yeah. The logo is pretty cool. I like the new seat for Cleveland. I totally brought that. I brought it.
Speaker: There's a IR code. We were talking about the IR codes a couple of weeks ago or a couple of days, a couple of shows back. Scan the code for a chance to win prizes. I don't know what kind of prizes, but. Very much like McDonald's, all the same people will win. But I figure I drink enough of this particular beer. Maybe I can get a hat or a speaker. It's a process of elimination. Like, well, it buys the most. We might as well let him win.
Speaker: Yeah. Season tickets. I don't know. I'm a Reds fan, but I root for the Guardians. So, you know, the baseball games and free baseball game. Oh, girl, you put it. Yeah, exactly. Well, you know, that's a great thing about being living in Ohio. It's kind of cool that, you know, the Guardians and the Reds, one's an American team and the other's in the National League. So, you know,
Speaker: Honestly, possibly you could get a Reds and Indians World Series. That would be. Which would just be complete and total anarchy in the state of Ohio. Oh, you know, it'd be nuts. You know, it'd be like, uh, you know, about the only other thing that you could come close to would be potentially an AFC championship game between Cleveland and Cincinnati.
Speaker: You know, they're in the same division. They'd never go to the Super Bowl against each other. But yeah, you could absolutely see. I can only imagine what that would look like. I mean, you want to talk about a place torn in two. Oh, absolutely.
Speaker: You know, like I said, for a guy like me, I like both teams. We're going to start with Ohio. You know, I mean, I like both teams. I'm a diehard Reds fan, but I root for the Indians all season long. I have no frame of reference, but I've always been an Indians fan because of the movie.
Speaker: major league. But I think I think a majority of where where you grew up at, I think a majority of people because you guys were only an hour and some change away from Cleveland. I think a majority of people were automatically Indians fans up there, too. Like I said, all my sports knowledge comes from movies. So like, well, this is until they make a movie about the Reds. I'm still waiting on that movie.
Speaker: Uh, you know, I mean, I still root for the Titans. It's a segregated school, you know. It's not the Indians. It's the Guardians. Get it right. You racist fuck. You are insensitive. According to my mother -in -law, I'm rocking the full neo -Nazi. Yeah. Well, a little bit.
Speaker: Well, you are insensitive to the white people who complain about the Indian's name and had to change it. Exactly. How dare you, sir? Yeah. What are you going to do, I guess? No, but like I said, I went and got my haircut today because, you know, before an event or like if let's say you go to a wedding, you don't get your haircut the day before.
Speaker: because it literally looks like you just got it cut. So you get it cut like a week before. So the wife's coming home on Friday next week. It's not even really that big of an event. It is me. It's your wife coming home for a week or two before she leaves again. Anyways. We've been down this road a few times this year already. Screw you. I'm getting laid. I don't care. It's an event. But so I'm going to. I'm using my hands. Exactly.
Speaker: It's not a foreign animal. It's not a foreign animal. Yeah, it's a foreign animal for me, boy. But I have a picture from the last time I got my hair cut because my Spanish is not good enough to kind of explain what it was. So show the guy pictures. I don't want it just like this. After 21 years, you would think that your Spanish... You would think. ...would be... No, I can get my point across. I can get my point across everywhere I go. It would be your second language.
Speaker: But when it comes to technical things, like
Speaker: like I don't know the word to fade you know so I showed the guy pictures I said I want this and he went a little high yeah he really kind of fucked it up let's be honest why don't you go to the same place every time I did but the thing is is it's it's it's it's only two chairs yeah and depending when you go there's they have like eight guys that work there and they work in ships every time I go it's a different guy
Speaker: Yeah, the barbershop because I don't I don't miss I don't schedule anything. I just like you know, it's time to get my haircut Every time cash and I go get haircuts are just they're just walk -ins, but I mean there's it's it's It's just a little barbershop. It's one guy and a lady in there and the lady cuts cash his hair Shawna cuts cash his hair and Randy cuts my hair. So I
Speaker: And unless somebody else go ahead of me, if they're, you know, yeah, exactly. Well, I got there and it's something against Shauna. She does a great job cutting hair, but Randy's been cutting my hair since I've been going there and she's been cutting cashes here.
Speaker: Well, three times I've gone once. And we'll see. I'm also weird. I'll go like once a month or if I don't do once a month, I'll be once over two months or once every three months or, you know, it depends on if I'm like, fuck, I look like a raggedy fuck. I look like a homeless. I better go to the fucking UK in America. And and like I was telling you, I got a meeting on Monday where I have to speak in front of 50 people online.
Speaker: And I was like, well, maybe I should look business like it. So, so I was like, well, I'm looking at my haircut. I went over and got my haircut and the dude did it. And I was like, I think you should, I think you should just go invest in a teeny tiny beanie teeny weeny beanie.
Speaker: Put it on your fucking head and just look at it. Just rock it out. One of those little Silicon Valley tools. Yeah, there you go. Perfect. Get you some suspenders and a beanie and put it on. Well, I was actually thinking about wearing a white shirt with red suspenders for the meeting. Like a tuxedo shirt? Why don't you just go get a tuxedo shirt? No, you've seen American History X. They got the jack boots on, the black pants, white t -shirt, red suspenders.
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, that ends tonight's show. I hope you enjoyed the 20 minutes of your live. I had some people just meeting your name Stein or of some sort. It was like, well, it was going to be fun. But, uh, yeah, it was like, yeah. It's something I just thought of. I was like, I should just rock red suspenders, man. Oh, that, that reminds me since you said that their neo -Nazi Jew hater.
Speaker: Our lovable friend, Kevin Ollie made a lame ass Kanye West joke on Facebook. Oh Jesus, what'd he do? And I commented a gift that said it was just crickets. And then I put another comment and I said, anybody who put a laughing emoji on this, shame on you in all caps. He commented back and he was like,
Speaker: I don't know how you would think in any way, shape, or form that this was anti -Semitic or this was a Jew joke. It literally has a Nazi symbol in it. It wasn't a joke against Jews or anything like that. It was a joke about Anya. It was just a bad joke.
Speaker: And he was like, come on, man, get real. So I commented back and I was like, I don't care who you're making fun of. It was just a bad joke. Yeah. Not funny, dude. And then one of our other friends put this big, long novel in there with all kinds of crazy, big words that I didn't understand at all. Honestly, he's like, wow, that guy went to college. And he was like, oh, I wasn't going to say anything because I didn't know if you guys were being serious. But now I know that Glitch is just fucking with you. So here's my Tyree.
Speaker: I don't get the people that leave monstrously long comments. I don't get that. Who the fuck is reading all that? Like if I see a video or I see a meme or a gif that I'm like, haha, that's funny. And then I look into the comments, I'll read like the first, if it's a sentence, I'll read it. If it's a book,
Speaker: If it's more than two sentences long, I just slap a like on it and don't even pay attention. I mean, they could be like, we're going to come and murder your family and eat you guys. I got bored after the first sentence. I'm sorry. Yeah. No, I mean, who wants to fucking read War and Peace after watching a funny video? I don't have time for that shit. I got bigger fish to fry.
Speaker: Yeah, no, exactly. It was just like, yeah, well. It's like you left a comment on one of my TikToks the other day and I was like, you know, it was actually a funny comment. I don't remember what the comment was. What is the name of this cryptid? Yeah. And I was like, now that's funny. Because that was a rare video of a creature that may or may not exist that we don't know what it is. Because what was that? Was that a
Speaker: Okay. So the, the flex was really weird. Like it was a weird flex. I'm on welfare. Your taxes pay. He's like, do you pay your taxes? And they're like, yeah. And he's like, well, how does that make you feel? I'm on welfare. And I was like, well, Jeffrey, did you see, did you see where that was at by chance? Oh yes. It was, it was in Toronto. And that's a, it was Calgary, but that's Canada. Good job being Canada. We're proud of you.
Speaker: Thanks, thanks for not making thanks for standing up and saying hey, you know what America isn't the only one full of fucking idiots I Gotta say I generally felt bad for the guy because I as I said in the video I don't think that was the flex you meant it to be because yeah, like I got you. No, you didn't dummy. Are you using proper? Okay, I agree with you there
Speaker: however it is it is 2023 we at nonsensical nonsense like to be politically correct and we don't want to offend because we would we would hate to hurt somebody's best thing about that video is my cousin tom from chicago same face shape same look i mean they could be fucking twins with the exception of the body size i mean i i literally said this my cousin tom i was like dude this isn't you
Speaker: He's like, it's in Canada. Like, I'm just saying, dude. I mean, Chicago, Canada, they're not that far away. Well, he actually lives in Ohio now. He actually doesn't look far from you. He's a narc. But I said it to him. I was like, I don't know if you know this or not, but the show starts at 6, not 6 .30. Yeah, what the hell, Tony? I don't care about your black people, Tom.
Speaker: I've never watched a single episode of this show. I'm watching like
Speaker: It's the part rescue YouTube page. The other night I sat here and watched a two and a half hour YouTube video on my phone. I started a movie. I started a movie and I've solved it. Gordon Ramsay goes into restaurants and tries them. I would do that too. It shows up on my face. That show he does is brutal. That shit is brutal. Always brutal.
Speaker: is an asshole but god damn if you don't know what he's talking about when he does these bar rescues. Well see that's the kicker is like when Gordon Gordon however did go to a restaurant in the south and they had and they sold soul food and he's like I don't know what the fucking problem is this food is amazing.
Speaker: Yeah. And it turns out the problem was the place looked like shit. Like it looked like somebody's living room and you're like, nah, I'm good. And he did that place up right. It was like one of those videos like top five times Gordon Ramsay actually liked the food. It was the only five times Gordon Ramsay actually liked the food. He went to New Orleans and made the fire woman that had been there like her whole life.
Speaker: Yeah, because her food is like a shit. Well, she wasn't the most hygienic. Well, that too. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. I mean, you know, they're showing these bars and I'm like, you know, did you see the one with the, they cleaned out, you know, you know, they have the soda machine, kept a little handle and you do this. They cleaned out the soda machine pipes and there was a rat in it.
Speaker: Oh, hell no. I haven't seen that one. It had been there for like five years. Yeah, but I mean, you know, they're like, we can't figure out why it was pouring so slow. As you know, when I was, when I worked for Orkan, I had quite a few bars and stuff like that. And every bar I went into was fucking gross. Oh, it was roaches. They were fucking disgusting. I mean, you could stop as many as possible.
Speaker: I mean, you can, if you're, and that's the whole thing about roaches, just be clean. Yeah. You can clean up and they'll come out. Well, yeah, but once you, once you, once you get control and take control of them and, and whatnot, if the cleanliness. It takes time. It's not something, it's not an overnight thing. No. If you're clean and clean properly, like you're supposed to, I had several locations that had roaches that I was able to completely eliminate concerns of pictures.
Speaker: German riches, not the not the Palmetto bugs, the American cockroaches that live outside that are not going to invest in your house, but they will come inside every once in a while. Yeah, those fuckers. Those fuckers. But I mean, I've knocked out. It's just they got to be clean, man. And that's where that's the wormhole I'm in right now are creepiest and grossest
Speaker: bars, discoveries in the bar rescues. It's just like, like they had the one where they literally had campers underneath the stove. And there was like six rats just chilling while people were working. And typically rats aren't going to come out when you're around a major problem. Yes. And they were running across and running from one stone like roaches. If you see one, there's like 10, you don't. At the least it's 10, you don't.
Speaker: But normally when you see the one that's eggs, that's the problem. Yeah. No, but you watch Gordon Ramsay, and he goes into their freezer, and they got stuff in there from 1932. And they're like, it's still good. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. It's labeled. The label's etched on with the Dremel.
Speaker: And every time I watch the grosses one, I'm like, don't go there. If I'm ever in Georgia, do not go there.
Speaker: The worst about those bar rescues is like the son of the owners just always there hammered. And I'm like, well, yeah, I mean, we're just the owners. I can't tell you how many clips I watch where the owners are just fucking hammered every night. All day long. They don't give a fuck about what's going on. They're grabbing money out of the till or grabbing the bottle. I'm like, I need another drink. Motherfucker, you've had 12.
Speaker: or they're not ringing people up because they got all their buddies in there and they're like, I'm the one. All 25 of my friends are doing a shot. Yeah, fucking. No wonder you're broke, dummy. Well, I didn't realize it was that bad. You pour 15 free shots a night. That shit adds up. It's a quick. The hell they had one on there where old boy was just walking around the bar with a bottle in his hand.
Speaker: pouring drinks down his throat, everybody's like, you want a shot? You want a shot? Just pouring shots, drinks down everybody's fucking gullet.
Speaker: and the bottle was gone in like an hour and then he went and grabbed another one. It's like, bro, you just, you know, it, it goes, and I guarantee you he did, he didn't open that bar. It was like handed down to him or some shit. Oh no, he, he, he bought it. He bought it and right. Okay. So he bought it and opened it and everything. So like the most, the most ones I see is that they're really bad. It's, it's when the dad had the joint dad opened the joint and like the fifties.
Speaker: It ran great and then when kids took over went to shit But the kid is sitting at the bar every night drinking his face over you're like, well, no wonder why it's you know It's it's that old attitude. It's better to build something work for it then be handed something I think I can't remember who it was. There was an actor he he's
Speaker: or not an actor, he's a money guy that I watch all the time. He set up a trust for his kids that he, as long as the kid is in school, whether it be high school or college or whatever, that kid will always have food, shelter, water, the whole nine yards, whatever he needs. And school will be paid for. And as soon as he's out of school, he's on his own. And the kid was like, I have a trust. He says, read that trust again.
Speaker: Well, no, but like he had to maintain like a C average or some shit like that. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm gonna have like, I'm gonna have like, I'm gonna have five master's degrees. I'm gonna have doctorates and shit like that. Liberal arts. I'm gonna take women's studies tonight, boys. I'm just gonna have doctorates and dumb shit.
Speaker: And I think that's honestly the way to do it. You can't just hand somebody a bunch of money and be like, there you go. You're set because they're going to burn through it because they didn't earn it. I mean, you still burn through it. I mean, I'm prime example of that. I mean, well, and I think it also comes down to the fact that
Speaker: teaching kids, teaching kids, you know, money management and and and shit like that, you know, because I've had a discussion with my oldest one with Austin. She she has no concept of money and and spending money and I'm like, you have $40 in your account and you spend thirty -nine. You can't go and spend another fifty because exactly. It's not there, don't you? If you have if you have negative apples, you cannot eat an apple. I'm sorry.
Speaker: have you ever asked Alexa to uh subtract one from one? I try not to ask Alexa much of anything because it's a no no Alexa the the the machine so Alexa so the there is
Speaker: there's this trend on TikTok, when you ask Alexa to explain negative numbers, it was like, if you have, if you have,
Speaker: He says, if you had negative, if you have one friend and that friend goes away, that means you're lonely. You have no friends. And it's like, damn, she really explained it right. I understand it now. And it's like, it calls you like a loser or something like that. And it's like, damn. You have one friend and they go away. You're a fucking loser.
Speaker: I saw that thread the other day and I was like, damn, that's fucked up. Then I forgot to try it. So I was like, oh, I'm gonna tell Kevin to ask the Alexa to do this. See what it tells him. Oh, I have a question about your TikTok. If you were on there too long, does your audio just go dead?
Speaker: If you're on TikTok too long, if I'm on TikTok too long, the speaker cuts out. Like if you're watching videos? Yeah, if you just sit there and watch videos for like an hour? Well, I'm also never on there that long, so... You get stuck in a certain trend, and next thing you know, you're... Yeah, it's over. Yeah, I don't know anything about that. I'll usually get on there and scroll for 5 or 10 minutes, and I'm not going to ask Nikki. I don't even think Nikki scrolls that long. She scrolls way more than I do.
Speaker: But I have like on my account, you know, my, my algorithm is set up perfectly because I watch, I watch a lot of, uh, gaming guys that game. Like I sent you that video of that guy yesterday. Right. Right. That was fucking hilarious. But you know what? Here's the thing about that video as I hear the guy singing and I hear what he's singing. I'm like, I know what's going to happen. Well, yeah. And I still lost my mind. Yeah.
Speaker: I knew exactly what was going to happen. But you got to scroll through and find the one where there's a group of guys and they're in that same tower and they're singing that in sync song. They do it in a truck too. They're all hanging out the window and spinning. They're up at this tower and they're looking out the window. What about Fokker? And they're singing but they're replicating that scene from Brooklyn Nine Knot. Right.
Speaker: So the one guy is like number five. Well, the guy who's talking is he comes up and he's in the doorway.
Speaker: And he starts singing and all the guys turn around and they're like, Oh man, get out of here. Go away. And he's like, Oh, okay. And he leaves and as he's going down the stairs, they're like, all right, pick it back up from the top. But then there's another one and it's probably the same group of guys. They're all in a bathroom on war zone. And they're doing the scene from a stepbrothers where they were saying guns and roses in the car. He stayed outside the bathroom and he opens the door.
Speaker: And they're all crammed into this bathroom singing. And he opens the door and starts singing. And they're like, get the fuck out of here. Shut the door. Shut the door. And they close the door. As soon as they close the door, one of the guys go, OK, Tommy, let's see what you got. But he's got so many reviews. And I'll get on his page, and I'll be on there for a half hour, just crying and laughing, because the dude is ridiculous.
Speaker: The ones that get me, my algorithm right now is literally just all over the place. It's all crypto and XRP and stock market because I constantly search stupid shit like that. But because it makes me money. But there's nothing funnier than the videos of the guy stretching or lifting with those straps.
Speaker: I watch one the other day, the guy took one of those cowbell, the kettlebells or kettle, the ball with the handle on it that weighs like 15 pounds.
Speaker: And he hooks the strap to it and then has it around his neck or around his waist. And he's doing a pull -up while having another weight around his waist. And it snaps and it cracks him right where it counts. And you just see him slowly go down from his pull -up. My algorithm is a lot of video game related stuff, Call of Duty related stuff.
Speaker: and comedians. There's a couple comedians that I watch. Did you watch it? No, I haven't watched it yet. You haven't watched Razzle Dazzle yet? Oh my god. No, maybe tomorrow. Try to watch it. Maybe tomorrow. It's an hour and a half. It's totally worth every second. I laugh so hard. Well, some of us actually leave our houses. Oh, Jesus. Some of us actually do stuff.
Speaker: I did stuff. I left the house. I wouldn't get a haircut. And then you came right back to your house and went to your office and sat there until the show started. Not entirely true. I took a shit.
Speaker: in your office. In your office. No, no, actually. We all know the toilet is right behind you. No, no, because I went upstairs and took a shower because there's no shower in my, my office. Ah, okay. So you went up into the shower and then came right back down to your office. Oh, a hundred percent. I've been watching YouTube for the past like two hours. Well, what's worse, what's worse, the worst part about my wife being away is, is, is my in -laws take over my house over with me.
Speaker: the PlayStation, all the stupid shit that grown men shouldn't have. Somebody comes over to my house to play on the weekend because they're like, oh, Jeff's not working. We won't bother him. So nobody bothers me. And then we were gonna, we went to the gym today. I did see that. I saw, I saw you guys are our gym bros now.
Speaker: of the
Speaker: Jim. Did you get kicked out for lurking at her? She's lurking at me. I told them that I felt uncomfortable. She's talking to you. She's talking to you about, what are we going to have for dinner? And you're like, she's bothering me. I went and told the trainers that there was a woman that was ogling me and made me feel uncomfortable. She was staring at my package and my gray sweats, and she kept snapping me.
Speaker: dirty things. And I don't know how she got my snap, but they had to ask her to leave. But as she was walking out, I was like, Hey, nice ass bitch. See, oh, no, I'm just kidding. No, so we went to the gym today. We went to the gym today as we were walking in where she was like, Do you feel like working out? I honestly
Speaker: I don't feel like working out. So she tanned. We both sat in the hydro massage bed, and then I sat in the massage chair. And then fell asleep. And then we came home, and she had to get ready to go into work. She volunteered to work tonight. I think that's the biggest problem if you go get one of those really fancy gyms that has all that shit, because you're like,
Speaker: work out or hydro bed? Hydro bed it is. No, we were just - Let me get this straight. You mean to tell me there was somebody oogling your ass in the gym? Yeah, it was Nicky. Are you not paying attention? I wish, you know, I see you on all these other broadcasts and you pay attention and you're in charge of everything else. I wish I could have like a quarter of that for our show. You paid it for a year.
Speaker: Well, Tony, you guys were just complaining that I never go out, right? Well, I went to the zoo the other day. I went to the zoo. Did you look in the mirror? That's what the zoo was? No, I went to the zoo the other day. And it was escorted out. No, here. Here's the kicker. They only had one animal. It was a dog. It was a shit zoo.
Speaker: You went to a zoo and all I had was a dog? I'm not falling for this shit. It was a shit -sue. I'm not falling for this shit, man. He's not catching that. It was a shit -sue, so. I hate you, Jeff. He walked into it. Chris is like, I saw a goddamn shit -sue. Keep going, Kevin. Come on, Kevin, Holly. Please say, please say shit -sue five more times. And then bring it down. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Speaker: No, I said that Nikki, I was joking about that trick in the gym and I was joking and I said that I told the trainers that there was a woman ogling me and staring at my package. It was Nikki. I'm actually a pretty good looking cat. You're just jealous. Blind women. Beardless bastard. Blind women. What'd you say? Blind women.
Speaker: Fortunately for them, I come in Braille. You come in Braille? Well, I guess I could, but I mean, they could use their hands. Read this book, bitch. This is a very short book. Yeah, I know. Shut up.
Speaker: It's a short note. It's a short book. It'll finish fast. I mean, you'll finish it. It's more like I'm posted. It's a meme. Calm down. It's a meme. It's a meme. No. Yeah. She wasn't feeling the greatest today.
Speaker: I was like, yeah, if I do a workout, it's going to be an extremely light workout. I'm not going to do nothing crazy. So, right. We just took the alternative and I got massages and she tanned and got a massage. I got my body rope done. Oh, I have, I have serious. So apparently over by my kid's school, there was a kidnapping. What?
Speaker: Yeah, there was a kidnapping. Nobody knew about it until he woke up. The big report critical to take missing would be, I just had shark, chicken tenders and some fried shrimp. The gift is on my fucking nose. Wait, did you say shark? Sharks, sharks fish and chips.
Speaker: Oh, sharks. Oh, I was like, actually we're eating shark. And I was like, no. Like, do you have shark, Jeff?
Speaker: No. I heard it's really good. It's amazing. That seasoning is very classic in the opportunity to taste. I have to respect that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Well, not the restaurant. I'm actually talking about actually. No, like the actual fish. Shark sharks. No, I'm not talking about sharks. I've never had it. I did have the opportunity to have shark spin soup a long time ago when I was in the Navy, but I had to get going.
Speaker: I'm surprised you haven't even attempted. Well, you don't like seafood. No, I don't taste fishy. That's not what I said. I saw that one coming. No, honestly, though, I do not like seafood. It's not even the taste. It's the texture. Well, I mean, seafood doesn't there's no
Speaker: texture is not that different from anything else unless you're eating like mussels or I'm the same way about like fish. I don't like fish because I don't like that scaly texture. Right. You bite into it. But like tuna steaks and shark steaks or if you get like tuna steaks, I don't want. I have yet to have crawfish. I've watched a TikTok the other day that was they showed how to make. I grew up eating. Well, I guess I guess they're a little bit different, crawdads or whatever. We when we go down that's different.
Speaker: Yeah, that's different. But I grew up eating those. I can't imagine they're that different from crawfish. They're the same goddamn creature, just bigger. Pretty much. Crawlfish are bigger. Yeah. But I have had crawfish. Crawlfish boil and stuff like that. I watched these old boys make up crawfish boil. My mouth watered. They're good. They are. I don't do crawfish, lobster, crabs. I do shrimp. Now, see, I love me some lobster.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't, I've had it, actually my wife cooked it one time and it was done so well, like this is excellent. Really? Yeah, she did it one time. I think she cooked it, we went to a restaurant, one of the two, but I did try it one time, wanted to taste it right. There's times when I taste too much seawater. So when you cook it normally you steam it, it'll get the taste out of there. So the seasoning kicks in. No, but like, my mother -in -law makes ceviche.
Speaker: And it's basically what they do is you take fish and you chop it up into little bitty pieces like this big, right? You put onion, cilantro on it, and then you cook it with, you don't cook it with fire, you cook it with lime sauce, lime juice. And lime juice, the lime juice cooks it, so to speak. And you dip a chip in and eat it. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Order me McDonald's, because I ain't eating that shit. It ain't gonna happen. Who the fuck is this?
Speaker: Do we have to do this shit again? Do me and Jeff have to run this show again? Keep it up. His camera froze, I think. Because he's actually in the dining room tonight as opposed to his room. Yeah, because he's a pussy. He's giving it to his neighbors. No, I think he was out there working on podcast stuff. I'm fucking with him. I'm fucking with him. What's that? I'm fucking with him. Why you're in the...
Speaker: why you're in the dining room. He said you gave in to your neighbors. I said, oh, no, I was, you know, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like YouTube goofballs. You know, I actually have to do work on this podcast, not just show up. Well, you said it shows you do everything. So so I.
Speaker: I mean, I do do everything. That's a that's not a lie. That's a factual statement. But I was out here last night working on posting episodes and I was live on Instagram and TikTok last night. All right. All my shit was out here and I said to hell with it. It's all set up. I'll just do it out here tonight. Nobody's home. So yeah.
Speaker: Oh, you got a house? Well, the kids are with their mom and and Nikki volunteered to work tonight. I need to get you some good sleep. Who? You. I mean, Nikki will be home later. But you get some good sleep. You get some. That way you got more energy to do what you do to please yourself. So motherfucking willing, you had to talk to us about it. I'm just me.
Speaker: That's why you're up here. Keep going. Yeah, exactly. I have an interesting news story that I ran across. What does me doing a podcast have to do with making my woman happy? Well, you talked to us about it so much. I wonder how much you have to do with how much you tell us. How much I do what?
Speaker: work on the podcast or make my woman happy? Because I don't ever talk. What were you saying? I have a little interesting sports reference for you gentlemen. Now that Nikki works on Fridays and she has a comment called 10 or so, I've decided to, as I told you to jerk offs, I post Saturday, Monday, and Wednesdays episodes on Fridays all at once. And then I go and I promote the show on Instagram and TikTok.
Speaker: I have something for you, gentlemen. I just need to find it real quick and I think you'll get a kick out of it. And forgive me, I think the guy's name is DX, the wrestler? There was no wrestler named DX. Maybe it's not DX. That's the name of the group. Okay, it was the group. Okay, when DX came into wherever, they showed up on, okay, when they came in,
Speaker: They were not on a tank tune. They were on a truck with. No, they were not on a truck. What were they on? They were on a Jeep.
Speaker: It was a military truck. It was a jeep. It was a jeep. I literally just watched. They were on a jeep and it had it had a it had what looked like a turret on it. I know. It wasn't a turret. It was a cannon because I was just watching a thing that they were uh on on on YouTube. Um
Speaker: When they, before they invaded, they were outside on it and they went to fire. They were showing, it was a YouTube video for Sean Michaels and Triple H did.
Speaker: Well, they didn't do the YouTube video. It was something they did for WWE, but it was DX's not so best moments. And they went to fire the cannon when they were outside of it. And it didn't go off. And Triple H was sitting on it between his legs. And they were like, fuck it. And it didn't go off. And he was like, well, that was kind of anticlimactic. They were outside of the Norfolk scope when they did it with the tank.
Speaker: So they never rode in on a tank. That is actually, I was doing research on our next trivia. Go for it.
Speaker: I have it ready. If you want to do it tonight, we do it tonight. We'll do it the next hour. But one of the Mandela effects is that they showed up on a tank and they were never on a tank. It was a 43 Jeep Willys Jeep that they used in World War I with a cannon on it.
Speaker: You get a chance to play it. I want to see it. I do remember when I drew you there. So let me know. I don't know where I saw the video. Because I was on TikTok Reels today. I was on YouTube. Because I had nothing to do today. Now, mind you, Glick and I both used to watch wrestling. We actually do remember when it happened. Right, which is why I saw it. And I was like, that would be great for the boys. And I thought I saved the video. And I thought I even maybe have sent it to you on, I think maybe I saw it on Facebook.
Speaker: They did that a lot of times. So we'll have a different one than the one that we remember. I thought I sent it to you, Tony. Oh, no, I sent you the 80s. Did you see that 80s toys commercials and stuff? I sent you, Tony. How fucking cool is that? They got a guy on TikTok. All he does is play Transformers cartoons. Oh, here we go with this motherfucker again.
Speaker: Oh, here we go. Jeff, I'm gonna let you have this one. Ah, don't start, boy. I'm gonna let you have this one, Jeff. I'm gonna do it. That's one of your people, Jeff. Yeah, apparently. Maybe you guys can wear white t -shirts and red suspenders together. Tell me, I was telling Chris, the guy that cut my hair, he fucked it up, and I looked like a neo -Nazi until I leaned forward. Yeah, before you showed up, I mean, if you would be here on time, I used to. I said, I have a beating.
Speaker: I have a meeting in front of like 50 people on Monday. And I said, with my hair the way it is, I'm going to just wear white suspenders, jack boots, and cargo black pants, and white red suspenders. And Chris didn't get the reference until I explained it from American History X. Jesus Christ. Susan here quoting mine, Tom. Jesus Christ. You sent me that thing about Lance Riddick dying, Jeff.
Speaker: Yeah. They didn't know who in the hell he was. I mean, he looked familiar. I was like, who the fuck is this guy? Until they said that he was the concierge or whatever at the hotel. Well, he's been on a bunch of stuff and I've only seen the guy John Wick. So, I kind of felt bad but he's been on a bunch of stuff. Yeah, he was on. He was at some cop show. What was it? The Wire or something like that, Tony?
Speaker: He was on the wire, he was on Oz. Like I knew who he was, but I just couldn't picture where I was. Didn't you see him in John Wick? That's where you recognize him from.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, like I said, John Wick, because he's a badass at John Wick. Rewind the show to 30 seconds ago. We just said that to me. Well, I was reading something before I started my motherfucking rant. But I said to him, wait a minute. Drinking something easy. Well, isn't it evil? Only thing left for me is to get mad at you for saying what you said when I realized what it meant. Now, if it's funny somewhere you're at, OK, it's not the me. And it's fucked up. I don't need your monkey unless you're before you act. You do. You do realize. It would only be funny if I did it.
Speaker: You do realize that Rick Negan is somebody that you know, Tony, probably in your group of idiots. I mean, friends. Well, it's not just a random person. You knew them before I did, for the record. What's that? You knew them before I did, for the record. I didn't. I knew one of them. I don't even know who it is. I knew Jay. Jeff, you did. Do I? Do I know who it is? OK.
Speaker: So if I can read it one way, I can Google it another. That's the only way. Right. And literally, we saw on Wednesday and I looked it up and I sent it to you guys and I was like, oh, wow. That's wow. Now, had this been mine, had this been my show? Well, I would have booted it. You would have what? I would have booted his ass by now.
Speaker: Why would I boot him? Says the guy who constantly puts the link to my show or our show or whatever you want to call it. Into people that I don't like and I don't want to socialize with but you keep inviting them in here to come on the show. You told me to invite them. Two weeks ago and they didn't show up and then I said I was done. You also said to bring them up that Monday.
Speaker: That Sunday, well, I told Jay to bring his goofy ass up because he kept talking about it and we kept sending him the link and invites and telling him how to come up. Now the rest of them know about the show. Everybody's been knowing about the show. I didn't have to invite them. We just finally wanted to come up here. They've known about the show since we was on house. Well, yeah.
Speaker: And I doubt if it's somebody that I do know. And if there's somebody that I do know, remind me to shoot your ass when I see you and I don't care who hears me. I know I agree. I mean, it's a fake YouTube account for one. I just looked it up. Good. It's a fake YouTube account. Good. With no content or anything like that. When did it make the account? And last January or January before or something like that. January this year or last year?
Speaker: Last year. So it might not be my folks because it was up here before I came on the show. He's never been up here before. That's the first time he's ever been up here was the other night. Yeah. Wednesday. Drinking, smoking, eating, drinking. What else is left for Tony D? To shoot you. Tony, I stand by what I said. I was not drinking the other night when I was watching Ted's show. We were leaving the gym.
Speaker: I don't believe you. You don't have to believe me. I was leaving the gym. It's on social media. His neck and his back with his knees and his hands in his pocket. He had full body on it. **** that. What? You never read the comments. Oh, because I read it. I have zero comment. What do you want?
Speaker: Go ahead, what? Look on your face. Go ahead. No, I'm just going to hurt feelings if I speak my mind about it. And it's not even a black or a white thing. It's just an integral thing about the way I feel about it. Nobody got to a level that I've been in yet, so I'm just waiting to get there. It's just how I feel about society in general. Tony, I've been, no, I don't want to bring it up on the show. Go ahead, Jeffrey.
Speaker: No, I did see, it's actually kind of funny when you actually watch the video. The two Nigerian gentlemen that Jesse Smollett paid to accost him did a reenactment. The black guys, they're Nigerian black guys. They're huge. They did a reenactment for a news thing. And the news guy was like, do it the way you did it. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker: The funniest shit was when Charles Barkley did his talk about it. If you never saw that. Charles Barkley is just a trip to listen to period. I broke that off with Jesse Smollett. Barkley destroyed that shit. No. Have you heard Chappelle talk about it? Chappelle was talking about it. He's like, wait, they put a noose around your neck and you're still wearing it like an hour and a half later?
Speaker: He's like, I've been weird, dude. It's a fashion statement. Yeah. I laughed so hard when I heard Spel talk about it. I thought it was done. But no, I watched the reenactment today at all.
Speaker: It's, it's not good. Dude, what are you doing? I wanted to see something. Hmm. Trolls, trolls, trolls. Tony D, you use, you use pronouns, Tony D?
Speaker: You really do sound like Jay. That's the corny part. It's almost too easy to believe that you are, Jay. Right? It's almost too easy. Well, no. I mean, the reference that was made. It's almost too easy. But I don't remember him ever saying that George Floyd died from fentanyl overdose. That's why I'm not believing this. Well, all you got to do is watch Fox. And Jay Marty's defense, he's not the only one who fixed accounts. That's why I don't accuse him. I know. I didn't accuse Jay. I didn't say you. I didn't say you. I know.
Speaker: only heard dogs. How long? All I said is I know a few people. I know that circle whether they're still a part of it or we're once a part of it that had fake accounts.
Speaker: He's not the only one that's done the finger counts. Also, he's not the only one that'll do this dumb shit. That's why I never put the finger in him entirely. I never did. Jay typically, at least when he has one of his 943 accounts, you know it's him because it's still Jay or Monkey Man Jay or Monkey NYC or something that you know it's him. He'll change it more than just that. I'm just having fun. Why are you guys so serious? See, when you come at me racial, I tend to turn violent.
Speaker: I've done it more than once. I'm not serious. I am. I'm very rarely serious. See, you can read. We will see. You can see, ladies and gentlemen, for those of you that don't know what we're talking about, look at the screen. You could take that nowhere before to look at brought to my attention what that means in certain cultures. This motherfucker deserves to be shot in my opinion.
Speaker: How you doing, kid? Do me a favor. Don't stick around for this. I'm about to be acting up. Tony's going to get real. You need to go. I mean, is that again? Most people who say shit like that also love to say this. Like, we're supposed to get over it now. It just got brought to my attention over the past two weeks. You've got to have things standing on the internet. You've got to be able to deal with shit. You can't take things personal. But when you come in a motherfucker like this and other people go off of these things that they get offended by, why am I not supposed to do the same thing? People just love to see a mad black man on camera.
Speaker: then you want to use it against. I believe in fucking motherfuckers. If we was in each other's face, you would do this shit on purpose. So I will overreact and then everybody will believe you and I will be the one in jail while you sit here paying for the lawyers. And I actually have a good example about that. What up, Nick? What's up, Nick? My stalker's back in the building.
Speaker: My Brewster he was he was he was like on when I was on Instagram live he was in there He said hi that he was just hanging on. I was like, what are you doing? Just staring at me at least conversation with me I hope everything is well good talking to you every day. How you doing? And then I was on tiktok and he was in there again He was like what up and I was like, hey, what's going on? I'm sure I talked to him and he wouldn't even fucking respond I'm like
Speaker: I'm not that entertaining that you're just sitting there staring at me. What the fuck are you doing, Nick? Stop stalking me. Triple R, we'll do it. It's been recorded for when you say something. Triple R, do me a favor. Google is to tell me what you see. All you people out there, Google is to play the game. I Googled it, and I was, I did not see it coming.
Speaker: See, Marvel fans would take this different. People that talk slang would take this different. That's why interpretation matters. I didn't think it was anything, and I'm a Marvel fan. I don't think it was anything other than fucking shit or anything. Kang's a conqueror. Everybody wants to be a conqueror. That's... You actually... Think about it. Think about it. No, I know who you're talking about. I know what you're talking about.
Speaker: It's just a joke. That shit ain't fucking funny. It's just a joke, Poindexter. It is definitely specifically defined as a racist term against African Americans. So fuck you. Yes.
Speaker: And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's not funny. It's it. No, it's one thing. If I if I make funny make fun of Tony for me, we sit right there. We sit right there. But I was going to tolerate this shit everywhere from every motherfucking body. OK, here's the thing, Tony. Here's the thing. The best example, you see that right?
Speaker: Go ahead Jeff, I'm sorry. I'm just throwing it out. No, but it comes down to, it comes down to you have to, you have to handle, like Harrison Ford told Jackie Robertson in the movie 42. But they still did it and it didn't stop. Right. If you're angry, let me add you to the step that I give you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Tony, Tony, wait, Tony, wait.
Speaker: This is your last chance. There is no more of that, Rick. I hear it again. Let me add you to the stats. Give a fuck. No, I'm done. Let me add you to the stats. Once again, I'm done. I don't want to see it again. I'm going to add you as a plus none. I'm going to do an A and one on you at the top. Once again, Tony, here's the thing. What Harrison Ford and Jackie Roberts said is that if you get angry, you get all hyped up like you're getting, and it's 100 % justified. But the only thing they see is an angry black.
Speaker: I just said that. Now, here's the kicker. They don't see an angry man. They see an angry black. Motherfuckers like that make us angry on purpose to use it against us. Exactly. And I'm saying as a non -black man, not even remotely, I'm so white and clear that this is the last time. Next thing you do, it better be an apology or get the fuck off because I'm done. Whether Tony accepts your apology or not, you're done. No, no, no, I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait a minute. I'm going to wait a minute.
Speaker: I'm going to wait a minute. Why? Glick holds his belts. Yeah, I don't. I don't. You stay over there. Your co -host got this one. You know, I'm glad Jeff did. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not getting up for the guy in any way, shape or form. Uh, I think he's a scumbag. I thought he was kind of when he came in the last time, the first time he came in. You're done.
Speaker: I'm just, I'm just, uh, I'm just taking the, uh, Tony D route. I'm just going to sit back and be quiet and watch people like to come in and start popping off my ass and get me all around it. I just block them. So don't worry about it. Okay. Thank you. I hit the back button on my box. I want everybody to do something. I'll take the block. Nobody.
Speaker: I'm not either. We don't have free speech on this show. Now, here's the question. I will put up with this shit as long as possible. Anybody that has known me over the past year, year and a half knows how much shit I have filled up with. I've told all of you racist, over -sexualizing motherfuckers, I'm tired of that shit. I told all of you, I'm telling every motherfucking body all the time, I'm tired of that shit.
Speaker: Yeah, you can call free speech. You can call whatever you want. I'm sorry, this is our show. And if we don't want you to say something, you can't, period. No, you're coming to me like that. I got a problem. Exactly. It's one thing to comment Tony because he's bald. It's one thing to comment Tony because he eats all the fucking time. I got no people talking about my dick. I don't need no recent shit. And they haven't even seen it. Your dick is impressive, I'm sure. Jeff, shut the fuck up. Nicholas, how you doing?
Speaker: My point is, once again,
Speaker: If you don't have anything I say, I'm done with it. It comes down to that. If, if you keep talking shit, somebody's going to find you and the only people that talk shit like that are people that have never been punched in the face. Oh, he's absolutely gay, Nick. 100 % gay.
Speaker: Only on the weekends. Well, it's Saturday. Good day for you, Jeff. Yes. Hi, Tony. You can't be mean to me because now I officially identify as gay. So now you guys can't be mean to me because it's all right. You guys can't be mean to me because several months ago that I identify as a T -Rex.
Speaker: Exactly. It's time for a break. Y 'all ready? I'm trans. Tony needs to make a breather. I'm trans harassing. You have to be here. That's OK. I'm so white. I'm transparent. It's time for a break. Are you ready? I didn't realize we were on the time schedule. You never do. It's Saturday, Tony. Calm down. He's got a place to be.
Speaker: I got things to do, I don't know. He's got to get over on his other app before he gets in trouble again, didn't he? First of all, you finally got to move in, and I'm happy for you, but you're not going to be coming with me crazy with your temporary happiness. You're like, oh, they're acting crazy. I got to go. And I heard him last night. I was like, oh, damn, Tony. How many times have you emphasized those rules? He wants to fucking break them. Get the fuck out of here. I already do on the other app.
Speaker: I don't remember ever the rules other than initially on Wednesdays when I said I wanted to try to keep it, but it doesn't matter. I've said the hell with it because as I've said, I'm not going to screw up a good conversation because we're at it now. One thing I learned by listening to
Speaker: like I'm not even going to compare it to podcasts. I'm going to compare it to a terrestrial radio show. I show this on the radio that has sponsors and has to take breaks and everything like that. One of my favorite shows, the Mike Kautas show, right? If they're in the middle of a good conversation, they're not going to pull the e -brake. What are you doing Tony? I'm going to clean the juice out the vape. Oh, no, he's clean. Okay. I know that's a bad word. Alcohol, isn't it?
Speaker: I'll call you. I'm not going to kill or pull the e -brake on a conversation or a good conversation or when we're acting crazy just because we're at one hour, you know, we go an extra 10 minutes before we play the music, you know, you know, listening to my counter show every day like I do.
Speaker: there's times where they run because they have to play breaks and they have to play certain ads because they're paying for ad spots where they'll go long and then you get a 15 minute commercial break rather than five because they're right but because because you get into a good space and and somebody is saying something like okay hold that thought no fuck that yeah because there's nothing there's nothing worse
Speaker: then those shows and there's some shows on the same radio station that they do. They watch the clock and they're like, oh, it's break time and they'll completely yank the break right in the middle of something they're talking about knowing damn full and well that they won't come back. I'm engaged. I'm like, oh, this is good. Good shit. I'll stay for that.
Speaker: that five minute break but but the enthusiasm is no longer there after said break. So they they come back and they get onto a different subject. It was like but but but you were talking about this and now you're gonna so and we've never had rules on Saturday nights. Now, Tony, if there's what's going on, ghost links, ghost licks, ghost licks. Yeah. What's happening? What's up?
Speaker: Now, Tony, if there was a particular song that you were wanting to play that went along, that would be different. Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm actually good. Is that Chris's beer can? What's that?
Speaker: I was your soda can. I heard a can fall and I assumed it was Chris's because he's drinking out of a can. My apologies. I don't know if Nick is agreeing. Rules are rules, Blake. I'm sorry, Raven. I apologize. I've broke the rules. Please tend me to my room and spank my bottom. I've been a bad boy, Rick. Sorry, Daniel. Yeah, you heard what I said. Come and spank my bottom.
Speaker: I'm dirty to him. He was all three hours on his ass. All three hours? Give me that. Give me that third hour, daddy. Give me that third hour. I want all three of them. Big boy. I'll bite this pillow, boy.
Speaker: It's not gay if you take all three Rs. It's totally gay if you take one or two. All right, Tony. We'll take a break. You did good, Nicholas. You did good. Nicholas. I was thinking with Nick, by the way. I was thinking with Nick. Don't do that. Don't? Yeah, Nick's a jackass. Nick's not the champ like me. Wow.
Speaker: Notice he can't even call himself Glick. He had to call himself Nick. He's not worthy just to be called Glick. He's got an asterisk. He's like, not that Glick. Nick, you're alright with me. You're alright with me. It's like Kevin Hart listens to nonsensical nonsense. Well, not that Kevin Hart.
Speaker: Let's just go to school with somebody's ass. You have a drink afterwards. Fucking shit. Now who's gay, Tony? Talking about ripping people's asses. I said whips. Hey, you know how Tony used to tell the boys on Saturday night. I'm going deep dive. You don't want to be the good, be the good, the good of the dick.
Speaker: That's what we need to do all night. Yeah, you are. You should be Glick Major. How about that Glick Major? Dominus Glick Junior. Dominus Glick. I like that. I'm Alpha Glick. That's Beta Glick.
Speaker: No, Nick knows I love him. I just bust his balls. It's what brothers do. Oh, hell, let's take a break. Let's do some broccoli. You guys good with some broccoli? Sorry. I'm good with the show. I'm good with the show. We decided that I ran the music. I'm all right. Go for yours.
Speaker: What'd you play Saturday night? I don't know. Of course. I was indisposed. It was a great deadline to pick a song. I have a song. I kept going back to the comments. I was reading the comments. Gotcha. Anyways, I'm gonna take a real quick break. We'll be back here in a few minutes. We'll satisfy Tony's needs. Get a break in there for you. Got a little Rockly EDM combat. Go show them some love. YouTube, Facebook, all that jazz, EDM combat remixes. I'm gonna do a little posty. A little post Malone.
Speaker: Maybe. Maybe.
Speaker: I want you out of my bedroom tonight There's no way I can say it goes Cause I need to be safe too I'm a goodie goodbye
Speaker: But he's stubborn to change Now I'm drinking again He's proofing my veins And my fingers sustained Looking over the ass Don't fuck with me
Speaker: There's no way I can save you Cause I need to be safe too
Speaker: Yeah, buddy. Little Rockly EDM combat with his remix of Post Malone's goodbyes. A little bit slower than I expected it to be. I'm not gonna lie. Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, everybody. I'm not a big fan of Post Malone, but that was good. I like Post Malone.
Speaker: Uh, I actually, I think, I think he's pretty cool. I think his music is pretty cool. Pretty catchy. Welcome back to a nonsensical nonsense. Everybody. We've got Jeffrey in the building. We got Tony D who finally decided to show up. He got the one and only goat, the real goat, the greatest champion of all time. Your boy, Alpha Glick.
Speaker: Nick signed on board for the there we go. Alpha and beta. Nick, you might want to look up beta. It's not a good thing. Double build a champ up in this bitch. The undisputed. Undeniable, unchallenged. Unappealing. Podcast champion of the world. Unannounced.
Speaker: I'm announcing it right now, Tony. Are you not listening again? I'm incorporating. I'm announcing it right now, duh. The baby's not a terrible thing. It's just below an alpha. But I didn't get to say this in the beginning of the show because somebody just could not wait to hear his voice. Not mentioning any names, but if you look down below me in the square. What are you talking about?
Speaker: Uh, go ahead and check us out on social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, tick tock. Join us live Monday, Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays on YouTube and Twitch at 6 PM. You can hang out in the chatters box and shoot your shit with us and hell who knows might even get the opportunity to come on the show and hang out with us.
Speaker: And if you can't join us live, you can listen to us anytime, any place, on Spotify, everywhere you listen to podcasts, all at nonsensical nonsense podcast. Give us a follow, give us a like, and if you be so kind, give us a share. And don't forget, speaking of sharing, if you're watching us live, or if you're a part of the show in the live, you can share the broadcast. And that's not me talking to you guys, that's me in general, when we have guests up here. And there's actually a new feature. And let me see something real quick.
Speaker: I don't know if it'll work on you guys. OK. But there is a new feature. You ever see a bullshit like this before in your life? I'm telling you, we know that who that person is, Tony D. You know we do. We know who it is. I don't know who it is, but you know we know who that is. But hold on before you go into a tangent, and I will absolutely 100 % allow you to do it. There is a new feature on StreamYard.
Speaker: Oh, I know about it. Your guests can share onto their social media. They can post it like we do live on their social media. Oh, cool.
Speaker: I don't know if I can do it with you guys because Jeff, you are right. Yeah. You have the login, which I, and Tony D you're, you're in, you have admin rights. And to me, that was already there because you will know. No, no, it wasn't. It's a brand new feature. Like when we have Chris, Chloe up, Chris Chloe can put it on his. Yeah. Yeah. And it's not gonna, it's not gonna interfere with what we have and what, what like, I mean, I could, I could put it on your YouTube right now, Tony D.
Speaker: Or your Twitch, I think you have your Twitch on here. I've got my - You've got your Twitch on here. Yeah, we're doing the offensive football. Yeah, you got your YouTube Twitter. Now, I don't ever put this on Twitter anymore. What I do is - Well, no, I do like what Chris does. I go from the Twitch Live and I share it.
Speaker: Well, when you use this, you should connect them all. That's what I do when I do defense football, connect them all at once. Yeah, so we brought you up here as a guest. You can post it onto your social media. That's what I'm thinking. Well, it's not it's not it's not going to. I don't know who was going to let Tony go off on him, but.
Speaker: No, go ahead. No, I wouldn't block them, because I've been talking about the shit. I'm tired of talking about it. The problem with talking about it all the time, it invites more. So the more we can just block and ignore, I prefer to do that, because we don't need to waste breath on something we've already said. Why don't you pussies come out to chant? Oh, yeah, you can't anymore, because I've been put you in your place and buried you too many times. It was crazy. The only thing I would tell you is to see if you could add your TikTok on here. That'll grow to audience.
Speaker: It is, it is, it is supposed to be happening. And when it does, I will probably in all honesty, drop Facebook and start posting our live on TikTok. You can already do that now. Well, I mean, shared episodes, so I'm thinking wrong. My apologies. I would like to see you share it on TikTok and Instagram.
Speaker: That's what I'm trying to do with my stuff. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I would like to be able to go on Instagram and, and, and TikTok and do the live be live on there. It's not, I can do Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube, Twitter, Twitch. LinkedIn is mostly for business. But, um,
Speaker: Yeah. LinkedIn's all business shit, but no, uh, once they said that they're working on figuring out the tick tock thing, which I would love to do because like last night alone, last night was awesome. Um, we, we got a bunch of new followers. Um, I had a few hundred people in my life in and out coming and going, uh, we was having fun last night. I was, I, I got kicked off my Instagram three times in less than five minutes.
Speaker: fucking Steve Perry and Journey copyright copyright infringement. I had music played in the background. I was listening to an 80s playlist and it was Journey that was playing in the background and I was like, when did I get kicked? So I went back in, I lasted a minute or two and I got kicked again. I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker: and you realize you got music playing? Yeah, so I'm like, fuck this. Fuck this. I'm going back to TikTok. And I got done posting the episodes I was posting. And then I went and set my phone up in the window in the kitchen so I could stand up and be more comfortable and be back in that environment for what I was doing, my environment. And we was having fun. I mean, we might have to donate, Dad, because my dad left me. I'm alone.
Speaker: Wow. Tony D, you have become a target. I'm gonna fuck you up when I see you, I don't care who hears me. But there was a couple gentlemen that was - Glick, let me cut you off and I apologize. Jeff, you do realize we blocked two with Councilor, that's gonna be the third one. All we're gonna do is make another count and come back up here again. Now, that was down who we know that does that already.
Speaker: Like I said, there's a circle. I've said it before. Just because a snake sheds its skin, it's still a snake. Yeah. Yeah. Like I said, I don't want to associate it with a whole lot of people. We shouldn't even acknowledge. If you bring attention to it, it just brings more. So I'm just going to block. Well, just don't even waste your time blocking it. And we don't even have to acknowledge it.
Speaker: I mean, you do like I did for several months with that poor sad sack that lives in her house all by herself. I didn't acknowledge her for months. I mean, she's still hung around because she's a fucking loser and has nothing else going on, but. Well, to not to fully break on this because I'm sick and tired of talking about it. I was trying to change the subject to talk about something different. Well, I got something.
Speaker: I have something too about future shows. We might have, or I am working on two guests, nobody that's like super famous or anything like that. I think they would just be cool on the show that I met last night in TikTok. One guy was a 12 year veteran of the amateur wrestling scene. Ooh.
Speaker: What's cool is how hung out and we bullshit it back and forth a little bit. And then this other gentleman that was in there since a Bolden as an eighth degree black belt, 59 years old started training in 75. Holy crap. And he's trained in like six different forms of martial arts.
Speaker: And he was cool as shit, Tony. I think he was in there when you popped up. I remember that he was on TikTok, yeah. I remember you were in the comments, but I don't know if he was still in the comments when you came. I saw the name of the comments. But super cool, Kat. He messaged me last night after I ended the broadcast. We messaged back a couple of times. She is. No, I'm going to ask him about Crane Kick. I'm just saying.
Speaker: But no, I mean, it's just a couple of people that pretty cool background, pretty cool, you know, like, I think it would be cool to have those kind of background stories. And, you know, some people's lives are so crazy cool that you're like, fuck, it must have been insane to live that shit. And I'm really hoping a couple of people, they said they were going to check us out on the live show because I told them, I said, you know, there's
Speaker: If you like me and you like hanging out with me, you'll love the podcast because there's two other idiots that hang out with me. There's three idiots that hang out together. Yeah. Nobody else will take us all, so it's kind of like we're stuck together. But like I said, I want to get into this a little trivia for you gentlemen.
Speaker: I appreciate it. So these are... You're going to screw the calculations up again. Make sure I... No, no, no, no. I got everything ready. I'm going to... I'm missing out. So... And... Collusion. This is... The way we're going to do this, because these are open -ended questions, and you'll have two choices. Yes or no, and whoever gets it right wins, okay? So it's not rest of your true or false, it's more of a...
Speaker: Yes, it was this or no, it was that. So you remember the books about the Berenstein Bears? Okay, was it Berenstein or Berenstein? That's gonna be a matter of interpretation, but spelled the same, go ahead. No, they're actually spelled different. They're actually spelled different. So Berenstein. No, it's B -R -E -N -S -T -E -I -N.
Speaker: Okay, and then the other way is with an AIN. It's AIN. AIN or AIN? This is account number four. So. Just real quick. Just keep rolling. I did, I just blocked them again. Okay, so. Okay, so EIN or AIN?
Speaker: E -I -N. It's A -I -N. E -I -N. Tony says E -I -N. Chris says E -I -A -I -N. Well, Tony, I hate to be this one. It is A -I -N. Undisputed. It's A -I -N. I've never seen this build A -I -N, never. The Barons? Yeah, it's always been A -I -N. This is a common... If you actually look at it, it wrote it.
Speaker: as the writers. It's named after them. A .I .N. So it is a common misconception. I've always heard it. I've always heard Berenstuy. The majority of the population. Nick, you spelled it like I did. The majority of the population thinks it's E .I .N. But it is A .I .N. Okay.
Speaker: To the next one. Number two. In the movie Grease, when they're singing about the car, is it Grease Lightning or Greased Lightning? You want to say Greased with a D? I'm going to go with Greased with a D. Oh, so you said Greased or Greased with a D? Greased as in Greased as in we greased it with the little
Speaker: Yeah, I'm gonna go with the D version with the D on the end. Chris, your thoughts? I'm sorry.
Speaker: Shut up, Tony. It's one of my favorite movies of all time. Grease was the shit. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the word. Grease is the
Speaker: Yeah, it does. Sorry. But like I said, I think I'm going to be wrong, but I'm going to go without the D.
Speaker: without the D. Well, Chris, you are wrong. It is greased. Well, I mean, it only makes sense. It's automatic. It's systematic. It's hydromatic. Why it's greased lighting. Yeah. It makes sense with the D. That's what I'm saying. I think I'm going to be wrong. Yeah, Nicholas did well just fine. So next one. You're without the D, Nicholas. With the original in the original. Sorry. Scooby -Doo, Chris.
Speaker: In the original Scooby -Doo series, does Shaggy have or not have an Adam's apple? We wasn't looking. In the original, I would say he did. The theory is that it's very prominent. We automatically assume that
Speaker: He, everybody automatically assumes he does because it's my thing. So your, your, your choices with or without the Adam's apple, the original series, uh, as five accounts already, I'm gonna say with Tony's. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna kind of lead with Tony. I, I.
Speaker: Yeah, Nicholas, you got him on something. Yeah, you got me on something. You're saying without or with? I'm saying with. Nick says without. I'm saying with. Yeah, like you said, I think I'm gonna go with Tony and with, but I don't recall him having an Adams app.
Speaker: Yeah, I didn't think so. There is no Adam's apple. I know the answer. Yeah, there's a nose. OK. And Chris, you've already weighed in on this one, so I already know. Tony, do you remember the brand box with a sun on it holding two scoops of raisins? Was he or was he not wearing sunglasses? The sun on the raisin brand box. With the two scoops? Oh, yes, he was.
Speaker: I think he said yes. He didn't say yes. Chris, Chris, your, your thought is, and I already know, you know, the answer because I gave it to you before. Well, I mean, I already did the answer and I would say no, but right. Well, Chris is right. He does not have. And I don't know why you still ask that question because we talked to you. You asked me that. Yeah.
Speaker: in the pre show that was the one that got it through me and I could have swore I could have swore he did have sunglasses because I told you I said no but I feel like I've seen it before unless it was um I think that's because we all assume that we've seen it but why would the sun be wearing sunglasses I mean it's just kind of the sun was wearing sunglasses
Speaker: There's no sunglasses on that cat. So we all remember Curious George. Of course. Does he or does he not have a tail? He did. Curious George does not have a tail. I'm going to say he did. Unless it was in his diaper and his pantaloons. He never wore pantaloons. I know.
Speaker: He had a diaper running one time, too. Nick is Googling. Well, he did not have a diaper. I don't think he ever was. I don't think he worked for him, did he? No, he did not work for him.
Speaker: He's all brown. No. Except for his face, which was, you know, it's a quote unquote skin tone and it's bottom of his feet and his hands because monkeys don't have that. So the answer is that he does not have a tail. He technically has a tail, but it's like really short. That's three. You never see it. So yeah, Chris, you have three. Tony has one. You said he had a tail, but it was very short, which means he had a tail.
Speaker: He does not have a tail. And when I say tail, I mean, this is what the example they give. Do me a favor and show up, please. He never he never had a tail with a tail because he was supposed to be. It was. How where did I read this? It was cut back like you see on show up, please.
Speaker: Curious George was not actually a, I think I read this somewhere. What did I read? It's like a pooch or something like that. No, he wasn't actually a monkey. He was a toddler, but it was a representation of how toddlers are mischievous and always in this stuff. Oh, I see what you're saying. He wasn't meant to be like - He wasn't actually a monkey, but they represented him as a monkey in the book. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, we all remember lamb chops. Nick said no tail, by the way.
Speaker: Nick's got three as well. Yeah, I've seen that Tony. Was that six? Yeah. I'm kicking Tony's ass. So sorry, Chris is winning. And Nick's - That's because one of our recent viewers has me distracted. Well, you shouldn't be distracted, Tony. You need to learn how to pull. So we all remember Lamb Chop and the song that never ends.
Speaker: Well, here's my question. Is it that never ends or doesn't end? I don't know the song. It is. Doesn't end because that is proper grammar and Lamb Chop was an educational television show. I'll be able to watch that damn show. I'll be able to watch that damn show. Yeah, but we all know the song.
Speaker: No, I don't. I barely watched that show. Skin of my rinky binky bink. Skin of my rinky doo. Well, the answer is that Chris is right. It is doesn't. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Gentlemen, how do you spell Febreze? F -E -B -R -E -Z -E. F -A. Chris?
Speaker: It's five reads. Well, OK, the example they give is that it had two E's. Oh, so Chris, you're wrong. Chris will be right there if he only had two E's. So the question is, no, two E's next to each other.
Speaker: Yeah, Bob Rees. F -A -B -R -E -E -Z -E. Well, everybody says it's the way Chris says it that just spelled it. But it's actually the way Tony says it. It's F -E -E? No, it's F -E -B -R -E -Z. Hold on a second. It is one E. There are three E's in total, not four. Exactly, Nicholas.
Speaker: So I'll show you exactly what I mean. This is what they say. 2E side by side is actually a signal. Chris is actually going for a bottle. I just want to look for one more day or so. Understood. Go ahead. So Tony got that one right. Thank you.
Speaker: And Chris got it wrong because he said, well, he's first, he said A. He said A, F -R -A. He said F -A -B. And when you read it, you'll realize it's F -E, not F -A. OK, so we all remember the I Love Lucy show. And Ricky would come in.
Speaker: and say, Lucy, what would he say? Okay, it's F -E -B -R -E -Z -E. That's what I said. Right, that's what Tony spelled it. You said F -A, so. No, I thought it was F -A. I'm not disputing that. I was looking, I wanted to, I thought it was. I truly thought it was. I thought it was F -U -G -E. That's the, that's the, that's the misconception that has those.
Speaker: I think I'll call Elon Musk and ask him to clean up YouTube too. Agreed. You got Elon Musk's new Elon handy where you can just call him. I was going to say, fuck YouTube. Tell him to give us some money. Can you ask him if I can have a loan? Yeah, no shit. I don't need a loan. I want a gift. I want a gift. Oh, Nick, you got it wrong? No, Nick got the breeze right, but you got the lamb chop song wrong. Okay.
Speaker: OK, so when when Lucy would fuck up and I love Lucy and Ricky would come home, he would say, what, Lucy? You got. You got some explaining to do. It's mean, you know, explaining, explaining, explaining, explaining, explaining because of his accent. Yes, because it was his accent, but it sounded like explaining. However, Ricky never said that.
Speaker: What did he say? He never said, Lucy, you got some explaining to do. Bullshit. No, when he came home, he never said it. That's true. When he came home, it was during the situation. He never said it. He never said, Lucy, you got some explaining to do. Here, goddamn it. Yes, he did. Gentlemen. So people just made that catchphrase up. That never happened. No, it's the actual thing is, Lucy, you have some explaining to do.
Speaker: You have terminology. He never said, Lucy, you got some explaining. He was cute. I get it exactly. So on a KitKat bar, is there or is there not a hyphen between Kit and Kat? No. Tony says no hyphen. Chris, you thought - Hyphen where? In between Kit and Kat on a KitKat bar. A hyphen?
Speaker: I don't think so. Well, you're both correct. It is a common assumption that there is a hyphen. I don't, I was gonna say, I don't think there's anything, but I wouldn't think it was a, the hyphen is a little, little line above, right? In between. Or the dash.
Speaker: Yeah, that's a dash. Okay. Yeah. No, I thought that before. I thought there was a dash. You did think there was a dash? I thought, but I, before I said before. Well, gentlemen, how do you spell Oscar Meyer? O S C A R.
Speaker: My baloney has a first name. It's O -S -C -A -R. Come on. My baloney has a second name. It's M -E -Y -E -R. No, it's M -A -Y -E -R. So you're both saying A? I'm going to take A. I think it's A. Chris? Wait, an A where? M -A. How do you spell Meyer?
Speaker: Oh, is that what we're asking? Not, not Oscar. Well, Oscar's fine. You both did Oscar fight, but how do you spell Meyer on the Oscar Meyer? I think it's an, I know I spelled it wrong, but I think it's an A. Who called A? Chris, Tony, you said A? Where's A? You're gonna say A? I'm gonna say A. Your polls are correct. The common misconception is that... It's Oscar Mayer. It's like John Mayer.
Speaker: So we'll go ahead and block this one. Now, I doubt you gentlemen have seen the show. But the show starring Sarah Jessica Parker talking about sex. Sex in the city? What's the title? Sex in the city. What was the title? So you're saying sex in the city? What was the title? Sex in the city. I'm going to say in. I don't recall there being in.
Speaker: it might have been stupid like sex and the city or something like that because because they were just a bunch of whores and they were having sex and they lived in the city. The concept of the show is that she wrote a every woman was a whore but every woman on the show was a problem.
Speaker: it was about their sexual relationship. It was about sexual relationships and in New York City. And Kim Cottrell, her character was the Lucy Goosey one on the show. Am I correct? I've never watched it. I've seen it every single episode. I love it. Nick is saying and. We're talking about four characters on a fictional television show, Tony. And you're like, why is every woman a whore? Because you always call them a whore sometimes.
Speaker: I don't know. Maybe I can spend three hours calling women bitches and then be mad because they want to clown us for specific. And or in Chris. And or in. That's all he has to do. I said and. You said and. I said and because it's about said and they live in the city. Correct. It is and the city. The common misconception is that it is in the city. Right.
Speaker: I got two. Kobe. Mr. Uncle, oh, sorry. Rich Uncle Pennybags from Monopoly. Does he or does he not have a monocle? Kobe. I think he does, yes. He didn't make that noise. No monocle. I have no idea. I don't care. Nick, your thoughts? No monocle. Tony says with. Chris says no.
Speaker: Although, as I learned on how I met your mother, a monocle is cool. I would totally rock a monocle. I would totally rock a monocle. Nobody would see you because you never look your back. I know. So it would just be you playing a monocle. So the answer is that he did not have a monocle. The answer is no, he did not have a monocle. Undisputed, unchallenged,
Speaker: undocumented. This might be this might be your only championship. Twenty fucking six, seven, twenty -six of them sons of bitches. Oh, this one. I have issue with this one. Nick was wrong. He said yes. Okay, Nick. So, did Sinbad do a Kazam movie? Yes or no?
Speaker: Yes, yes. We all know this. Yes, he did. He did do the movie, but he spent millions of dollars. Yeah, I've seen the movie on on crack. He spent millions of dollars to bury that movie. So we all three gentlemen. My personal favorite. If he peanut butter, how do you spell it?
Speaker: I don't care how do you spell it? I don't care about your thoughts of **** peanut butter. Answer the question.
Speaker: I don't think it's Jiffy. I think it's just Jiff. G -I -F. Smell with an I. Well, you actually, you are correct. It is a one single F, no Y. Yeah. It's Jiff. Oh. So Tony said I, so technically.
Speaker: Tony said two F's as well. He said FFY because you said Jiffy. Yeah, right. I'm sorry. Well, we all know it is Jiffy, but it is actually Jiffy. Last thing I called Jiffy is Jiffy Pop, which is IFFY. So on your mirror in your car, what does it say? Hold on real quick. Hold on, Tony's.
Speaker: I have a couple more, but but if you want I can keep going after this. I was going to try to pull up the one that I had. It was Jiffy, but I don't have it, so go ahead. My fault. So on your car mirror. What does it say at the bottom? Objects in the mirror. I'm just in the mirror closer than they appear.
Speaker: bitches behind you be closer than what they look like motherfucker is what they you are correct and i agree with that misconception is that it says maybe closer but it is actually are now if you like i could keep going so we hit 20 or or i didn't know that there was a misconception to that
Speaker: The common misconception is that the mirror says objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear. What number are we at? This is number 16.
Speaker: We'll just go for 20. Yeah, just go to 20. OK. Despite people remembering, oh, on your fruitable looms, is there or is there not a cornucopia for the fruit? A cornucopia is the thing they have the fruit in. Yeah, that's what you see it like. I think there is. Is there or is there not? No, it's just a pile of fruit. Tony? I think there is.
Speaker: It's just like, there's like kind of got the fruit all clustered up, right? I think maybe. Yes, you are correct. There is no cornucopia. I could have sworn there was. Hit them with the razzle dazzle, Tony. The cheese crackers. Just call me a cracker. No, the cheese crackers. Nick said no, by the way.
Speaker: Are they, their cheese, what? The square? Oh, you're talking about cheese? Is it cheese -its or is it just cheese -it? I want to say cheese -it. But is that what you're referring to? Yes, that is what I'm referring to. Is it cheese -it or cheese -its? So why didn't you just say, is cheese -its cheese -its or cheese -it?
Speaker: It's it by the way, but most people polarize it when you say it because you know, you're going to. Plurize it. Plurize it. Plurize it. Plurize it. Plurize it. Plurize it. Now, I can't say the **** word. Plurize it. It's left and right or north and south. Uh it is correct. It is correct. Plurize it. They make it plural because they're going to eat **** six boxes of it.
Speaker: I love Jesus and I'm guilty of that. I will sit down and eat an entire family sized box of cheese it all day long. Now our favorite captain, our favorite captain, serial captain, Cap 'n Crunch. How do you pronounce his name? Cap 'n. How do you spell it? C -A -P apostrophe N. Do you agree or disagree? No, I agree. It's Cap 'n.
Speaker: Cap 'n Crunch. It is Cap 'n, not Cap 'n. Yeah, it's Cap 'n. Oh, this one, this one, I could've, this one got me, this one kind of blew my mind, and I always assumed it was that this happened. When the Disney logo, when you would watch a DVD or VHS of Disney, did or did not take her belt, dot the I of Disney with her bow. No. Ding.
Speaker: we should do she never did she never did she does she sprinkled the whole thing and the castle would show up is the actual what happened that's true okay i'll take a bit okay how do you spell funyuns boys
Speaker: F -U -N -Y -O -N -S. No, F -U -N -I -O -N -S. Nick said she does, so she was, or he was, sorry, Nick. Sorry, Nick. Nick was your wrong. Nick was wrong. He was wrong. He was wrong. You're wrong. And I saw you catch that pronoun game. Chris, how do you spell funyuns? How do you spell funyuns? Tony said F -U -N -I -O -N -S. What?
Speaker: Okay, if Tony spelled it, I -O -N -S is the way Tony spelled it. How do you spell it, Chris, without looking at it? It's fun -yuns. F -U -N -Y -U -N -S. So with a Y? Yeah, it's fun -yuns. The only reason I know that, because my kids are... As much as it hurts me to say this, Chris is right. Yeah, my kids are obsessed with them. So they're always...
Speaker: I'm always in my house. And, and here, here you go. I always thought, I always thought they were fun yums. Y -U -M. Yeah. Oh, with an M. Yeah. Y -U -M. Yeah. I always thought they were fun yums. And then, like I said, my kids are obsessed with them. So they're almost.
Speaker: back before we moved here. They were regularly in my house and I bought them one day. I bought a couple bags of them and I was like, they're looking at me going, where's the ****** M? I was like, oh my god damn. Those are fun guns. Well, gentlemen, if you'd like, I have one more. Go. I'm game. How many rings are on the target logo? How many red rings, including the target bullseye on the target bullseye of the target store?
Speaker: I'm trying to do this without cheating. We were just there last week. How are you counting? Let's say three. I'm going to say three in the target itself. How are you counting them? Aim them. So starting with a dot is one ring. OK. And you've got a white one and then a red one, then a white one, red one, however. OK, so I think Tony's right. I'm going to agree with Tony. I think there's three. Because you are both correct.
Speaker: The common misconception is it better for. However, both are technically true because in the 70s, when Target first came out, there was four. Damn, Target is that old? But as of today, that was my thought. Wow, I didn't know Target has been around that long. I honestly thought Target came out in the 90s. Like early 90s. It actually came out in the 70s.
Speaker: It was like it was late 70s, early 80s is when it came out. I first saw a target when I went to Oklahoma for the summer of the 80s and I loved it. That was a mid 80s when I went up here. And that was that was a story. They blew my mind. That's all. That's all I was going to do. From Toy Story, when you pulled Woody's drawstring, he says, there's a snake in my boot.
Speaker: Boot or boots? I don't know. I want to say boot. Did you say boot? I want to say boot. Single. Singular. I'm going to go with boots. That was a terrible movie. Kids loved it. Kids loved it. I mean, the first two were really good, but they should have stopped.
Speaker: So the answer is correct. It is singular. One boot. Thank you very much. So you both get a point. Quality over quantity. What's the score? Chris, you're killing it. You only got one wrong.
Speaker: No, you have, well, hold on, wait. I got more than one. Unless you have two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18. 18, right. 20 has one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. 20 has 10.
Speaker: Undisputed, double -belded, podcast champion of the world, Glick. Glick. I hail from Nurt, Ohio.
Speaker: Okay, bonus round, gentlemen. Two, 290 pounds. No. What, Jeffrey? A bonus round, last one. Is his tail all yellow, black? Yeah, you're glitching, you're glitching real bad, Jeff. Pikachu.
Speaker: Sorry, Pikachu, the dragon from Dragon Ball. Does he have a Pokemon? I don't know. I don't watch it. But Nicholas, or a black tip. Who?
Speaker: he does not have a black tip.
Speaker: So as much as it pains me to say Chris won it. What was it? What was the calculation again? How bad was this beat down? Okay. Tony had 10, 11, if you count. Too cold, too cold.
Speaker: Tony had 11. Chris had 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. Can you count faster? These are heavy. Ha! Chris had 18. 19, if you count the last one. 19. Oh, that's cool.
Speaker: I feel good to sit upon the throne. To be a champ, not just one, but to the official podcasting channel. Well, cheers, boys. I was so hoping you would bomb this like you did the last trivia. I was so hoping you would bomb this like you did the last trivia. I'm just saying. You can't bomb the last trivia first and foremost. You got more wrong than you. You got way more wrong. You miscounted and it was a fucking tie.
Speaker: You're guilty bastards. Just because you said real faith for each one does not mean you have to have a wife. I was being satirical and funny because that's what you do with your comics. I'm like the finale show. I wish I still had the figures from the last one because I deleted them. But I could use the same things. Because you knew you were wrong. So sad. So sad. You're one of those guys I could never be wrong.
Speaker: I did find a job for you. Any of us. Turn it down for a second. Time is up. My time is now. I'll threaten you now. I'll beat your ass. Now come look for me.
Speaker: Yeah, bet. I'll give you my address. The champ is here. Acknowledge me. He came up with another name, but it's the original name in the first place when I blocked it. Yeah. Yeah, he created a new one just for that. Undisputed. Unchallenged. Well, here's my podcast champion. What the world!
Speaker: I found a job. People wanted to challenge me for my belt last night on TikTok and I accepted all challenging. I said, you want some, come get some. Oh, hell yeah. Hey, Stevie. Oh, Stevie, I got a troll up in here. I'm going to have to show you that if you watch the replay, do me a favor, check it out.
Speaker: but I had a little racist chance. I had the philosophy, so I wanted to do something I don't normally do. On Reddit, somebody put out an ad, wait. Somebody put in an ad for $240 an hour, and I'll read you the ad exactly. For $240 an hour, I will pose as a therapist and convince your wife she is wrong on everything.
Speaker: I paid $240 an hour just to prove somebody wrong when she is wrong. Oh, wait. I'm not kidding. I was like, you know what? You know, that's a great thing about, you know, like Nikki and I. And I'm not going to say this for a woman. I've always been one to admit when I'm wrong. I've done it on the show multiple times. Hey, Sadie's. Don't look at me like that. You know damn well I have.
Speaker: but it is so hard for a woman to say they're wrong when they're wrong, but shout out to Nicki. Oh, it is. If she's wrong, she'll say, you know what? Yeah, my bad. I always admit to it.
Speaker: hell, I did a whole ass fucking broadcast and and and and was a man about things when I wasn't wrong about it. Just to shut fucking bitches up. Hell, I've done that shit too. That's why I stopped fucking doing it. Why do you think I'm not wrong with it? You gotta be nice. Just think I'm wrong. I'm not shady. Stevie Stevie, y 'all missed it. I got a racist troll up in here. Where's y 'all?
Speaker: Yeah, I've checked the replay for the past couple of hours, obviously the last hour, but it's probably the last two hours. Who put up the maple syrup sign next? It's got the maple syrup sign, the antimony, or log cabin or whatever it is. No, I like Cindy. She's probably my favorite Canadian. She's my favorite Canuck.
Speaker: Wait, the guy from my video from TikTok's not your favorite? Oh, I'm disappointed. You better stop calling that thing a guy because you don't know it's proper programming. Yeah, you're right. I agree with what you put in the comments. It's a cryptid. It's a cryptid. What do we call it? It ran away. I'm just saying, man, shout out to Canada for having our backs and being like,
Speaker: Yeah, we're not gonna let our brothers down south look like the only idiots on the internet. We got discovered. We got plenty of fucking idiots up there. And it's just as bad. Honestly, if it didn't have where it was, I would assume it was Oregon. Oregon?
Speaker: Oregon is where Seattle Washington Same difference the same same area Mothman is real Mothman is real. I agree You should have seen the cryptid that was on that video that Jeff Go on my team talk Nick. Trust me the lightest video I just did it there there are no words for the flex this guy did and
Speaker: I'm thinking it was a flex. Cody, Cody D, you weren't you weren't here for that. I want to ask your opinion on this on this weird flicks. This this cryptid and this is what we're going to call it is a cryptid. Yes. This cryptid was like it was it was it was it was some it was some there there are you I'll give I'll let me lay down and see. It was it's a couple filming. It was a couple field. They were at a they were at a rally or something. Yeah.
Speaker: And this clearly somebody who voted for Biden, even though they're Canadian. Well, it can. Yeah, they were like, they were like, you pay taxes. And they said, how does it feel to work for me? I'm on welfare.
Speaker: That'll make you get shot. That'll make you get shot. I I stitched it and I blew it. Buddy, I don't think that was the the flex you thought. Really? You heard cryptid and the first thing that came to mind was Mothman, not the Bigfoot. Your brother, your big brother is a Bigfoot. You literally have a Bigfoot in your family and he thought of that bitch ass Mothman. You're a want to be big. You're you are a want to be Bigfoot. That's the problem.
Speaker: You know, on the treadmill, I'm like, why is Bigfoot on the treadmill? First and foremost, I don't get on the treadmill. I'm only looking weights, bro. I'm putting up LBs all day. We came back from the gym the other night and I was walking around to my boxer.
Speaker: And I was like, Nikki, we went to the gym and I was like, oh, she's like, you lifted the water bottle. That doesn't count. Of course, she started laughing at me. She's like, would you shut up?
Speaker: I was like, what? I'm swole, baby. I'm, I got muscle. Dude, it, oh, you know what? We were, we was talking about these, these women at, is that better, Tony? These women at the gyms who, who want to accuse men of color. Oh, did you see the latest thing? So I would, I mean, you're all at the start of that shit. I people, I people watched at the gym. Right. There was this, there was this fucking trailer park, Ken,
Speaker: This motherfucker was in this motherfucker was in cut off jean shorts. He was with he was a young cat. He was with all his little idiot friends. And and possibly that guy from Calgary, one of the people that were with him was was like a skinny version of that guy. I was trying to figure out. But this this motherfucker had a wife beater on cut off jeans and had to be all of 95 pounds soaking wet drinking a monster.
Speaker: I should do not. He would he they were they were they were doing like a chest press or something. He didn't want. Okay. Good up. Looked in the mirror and was like, yeah. I don't like bro. You are as big around as my leg. If you don't **** calm down and everywhere he walked in the gym, he walked like this. I wanted I like I wanted so bad. He was all of like five, seven, five, six. One of those guys you just slam into. Yeah. Like I wanted to just like, can we please cross paths so I can just
Speaker: I've taken shits bigger than you, bro. Calm down. You got skinny muscles. The only reason you have abs is because you weigh 95 pounds. You ain't got no body fat. That ain't shit.
Speaker: What does this do is just walking around like he was six foot eight, 400 pounds, brick shit house, all muscled. Ronnie Coleman in the flesh, boy.
Speaker: Alright, maybe I'm just from the old school, but like I know if the three of us went to the gym and you know, Tony and I are big guys, bigger, bigger guys. Jeff, you're a smaller guy, but if any one of us was walking around the gym, bowed up like that, we would roast the absolutes. No, we would roast the absolutes. Like if I was walking around like that, I know both of you would just roast me in front of everybody.
Speaker: you would be in tears. Yeah, like everybody in the gym would hear YouTube roasting the shit out of me. Like, how are his bullets? Like, those aren't your real friends. If you went to the gym with your real friends and act like that, they're going to bury you. It's one thing to do it in a mocking way.
Speaker: like look at me. No, he was serious. Let alone if you had girls with them like they did. They had a couple girls with them too like bro. So he's trying to show off. I mean the girls were bigger than him.
Speaker: Not like they were in better shape than him. They worked out and stuff like that. But they were bigger than him. They were taller than him. They had more weight on them than them. But they were in shape. And it's like these girls, compared to you, should be walking around like that. These girls look like Brock Lesnar compared to you, bro. I was just like that.
Speaker: to go back onto that story about that girl. The one girl, she's standing in the gym and she's wearing a bicycle for sure. And she's taking her team and she looks in the mirror and she's got a few options. And he's like, I'm gonna close the fucking window. You're glitching.
Speaker: Am I glitching? I don't have any windows open. Yes, Jeff, right? Jeff, you are glitching, honestly. You're glitching back. Just refresh the page or something. But the girl started talking shit to a guy that was watching her. Turns out the guy was the owner of the gym.
Speaker: And he was he so he he said either you stop or get the fuck out and you see her grabbing her phone. Apparently, her brother posted the video. Now, there was there was a Jimbrough beside me and she got arrested. She got arrested too. There was a Jimbrough beside me yesterday that
Speaker: set up his water bottle in front of him and put his phone up in front of him. And I was like, I'm almost done. I wonder how mad he would get if I walked in front of his camera. But I didn't. I was like, I was like, it was just like that is that is such a douche move to do in a public gym. I'm sorry.
Speaker: Well, he wasn't like he was just recording videos and I understand like some people do it because and I think that's what this guy was doing in all honesty. He was just recording videos. I think he was doing it to make sure like to look at his posture and his pose like like like form to make sure he was doing it right. He wasn't like a douchebag.
Speaker: So I think that's, in all honesty, what he was doing. But these people that go live or are filming TikTok videos and stuff like that in the gym, I'm sorry, a public gym is not the time or place to do that. If you have a private gym or like if you live in an apartment complex where you have a gym in the apartment complex, you know nobody ever goes in there. So if you want to go in there just to make workout videos, then go do it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You said nobody goes to a gym in the apartment complex? That ain't true.
Speaker: I'm very, no, I'm not gonna know what he's saying. There might be people in there, but it's not gonna be packed all day. But it's not gonna be packed all the time. Not like a major gym, no, because people...
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Because I've lived in apartment complexes where we had workout facilities. And I used them. If I didn't feel like going to Planet Fitness, I would go use them. It depends on what they had in there. Yeah, exactly. They mainly got exercise machines. It's not a gym. Yeah. And that's a difference. It's a light. You're basically going to get a light workout. It's a therapist or women. And I'm going to say women don't probably do the heavy weights like the fellas do. It's not being discriminatory.
Speaker: No, no, it's I don't do exercise shit. We had to go to gym and work the fuck out. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to get a light workout at best at an apartment complex. And nine times out of 10, you can, like, you know, if I went to my apartment complex gym at nine o 'clock at night, nobody was in there. Oh, yeah. If I wanted to make TikTok videos. You should work at your apartment complex gym last month, but do you try to get out of it?
Speaker: What's that? Oh yeah, down in Florida? And she wasn't on the Mike Kauta show. They interviewed him. They interviewed him. The dude came in the gym and tried to get at him, man. Yeah, he came up and grabbed up on her and everything like that. She fought her ass. She beat him. She just asked me the dumbbell. She grabbed him by his fucking beard and snatched that motherfucker up. No, actually Mike Kauta is because he's got a
Speaker: They do ads and stuff for Shark Coast Tactical. It's a gun store down there in Tampa. And I guess him and her are planning to go and pick her out a gun for protection.
Speaker: And he's going to be like 100 % like 100 % free. So now I'm off duty cop. Off duty cop. Somebody tried to steal her purse. He pulled out a gun and shot him. He should have shot his ass. Fuck this shit. See, this is why women don't go to the gym by themselves. Because the motherfuckers like that fucking it up for them. In general, that's the problem of the world. And this motherfucker up in there will catch her while she in the gym by a goddamn cell, fucking it up for the women that's trying to get in shape. That's some bullshit. Yeah. And you know.
Speaker: I know I hate when women do that to me. I'm just going to try to get in the gym and better myself and these women be all over me like trying to kidnap me and take me and lock me up in their sex dungeon. Never mind.
Speaker: It's not a dungeon. It's kind of like a fun little happy place. Yeah. You know, unicorns and rainbows. It makes it easy to keep you busy. So you're trapped. Jackson's house, you know, he had affairs wheels, man toys. Yeah, it does.
Speaker: It's like a magical fairy land. Somebody's pissed because I said that. Nicholas, that comes from when I had an accident back in 2009. I fell asleep a flip right there. That's been my slogan for a minute. That's my public service announcement. I got to tell you guys something when we come back. I was going to say, it's about that time.
Speaker: Speaking of Mickey, Mickey and her sex dungeon. There's a video on YouTube where these kids, I guess it's from a movie or something, these kids come into their friend's house and he's like, well, your parents have a swing in the house. It's not that kind of swing. The parents walk in and the kids are swinging on it. I was like,
Speaker: Well, that's not exactly what that's for. These kids are swinging on it like they just found the coolest thing in the world. They're like, your parents have a swing in the house. That's so cool. Let's, can we swing on it too? Just for you, Nicholas, just for you. As said to everybody, that's my public service announcement for them.
Speaker: I've been drowsy. And if you want controversy, I'm going to add controversy to it. Most of us can drive drunk. We've done it. You can't drive drowsy. No, you know what? I can drive drowsy. I can't drive drunk. Have you ever, have you ever, Chris, you, you, you, you game a lot. You ever game and start to fall asleep? And all seriousness? I could be doing, I could be doing anything and start to fall asleep. Yeah. It's, it's kind of like,
Speaker: Uh, I've, he's embarrassed. No, no, no. Here's the thing. Here's the crazy thing. If I'm driving a racing game, I I'm, I'm wide the fuck wake, but only once have I been driving a racing game and, and, and done this. And it was when I was like 20 and I was 20, 25, something like that. And I was working third shift. And then
Speaker: but I I know that feeling. Kevin just snitched you. Kevin just came in there and snitched you though. He's not even he's had you just did it last night. What are you talking about you bitch? No, last night I was I I decided I was going to watch a movie after work last night.
Speaker: I didn't make it five minutes into that movie. No, if I'm tired, I mean, I drive drowsy every morning. I drive drowsy all the time. I've done it a million times. I mean, when I was moving back to Ohio, I was up for damn near 40 hours straight. And I was driving from South Carolina to Ohio. But I'll be the first one to tell you, I'm not that guy who I don't drink and drive. I did a couple of weekends ago. It was the first time.
Speaker: maybe the second time in my life. I shouldn't have been driving, but I literally went less than a mile. I've done it. I've done it. I don't remember how I got it. I went less than a mile and even then I was like, I know I shouldn't be doing this, but
Speaker: I cannot drink and drive. I'm not that guy who's going to be at the bar fucking hammered and go, oh, I can drive all I'm going to be like, fuck it. Here's my keys. I don't know. Somebody else drive me home. I don't even care for this shit. Yeah. I don't care if you're as drunk as I am, as long as I'm not behind.
Speaker: Yeah, it's just as long as wait, wait, wait, let me make sure my insurance is up to date. But also at the end of the day, yeah, drive me old. And in the world we live in now, there's no, even though there's no reason for it because you can get an Uber. I can get an Uber in NERF. Yeah. You know, it might take a good minute.
Speaker: Yeah, that's, that's the only time to drink. It takes time. It's just gives me more time to drink. Let's be honest. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if I'm ordering Uber, Oh yeah, I'm definitely drinking more. Yeah. But like, like I go on to, I'm going to look at the Uber app. And if it says one hour, well, then I got an extra hour to drink. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, like I'm not waiting until the bar closes. That's a mistake y 'all fucking idiots make when you order Ubers. Yeah. Order an Uber after the bar closes. Yeah, because everybody you're going to have to wait for like three hours because everybody else has done the same thing about an hour before last call. Put your Uber request in. Or A, A, you don't need to be at the bar until it closes. B, how well, Chris, you know, you know the rule about being at the bar when it closes. Girls are always prettier.
Speaker: I've never been in your shoes where I'm waiting until closing time to find somebody usually I've never know 15 minutes after I walk in there and then I've got my I've worked at a bar and
Speaker: And I was part of the security team. And you'd see these guys go home with these girls. You'd be like, dude, he's hammered. And she's just like, come home with me, daddy. And you're going, that dude's going to do his arm off in the morning. Oh, yeah. No, no. Trust me. I've also seen it in reverse, too. Gorgeous women, drunk out of their minds, going home with this dude, just like. As a former bouncer.
Speaker: I've seen the coyote ugly a lot on both sides. And I've actually grabbed both men and women and go, hey, hey, hey, hey, go get a bottle of water and rethink this decision. Yeah. Because I've seen that. I've seen the look on the one of my favorite things. I used to own an internet cafe in an area where a lot of lot of locals lived that worked in the hotel zone in the bars.
Speaker: And I would open at like eight o 'clock in the morning on like a Friday or something like that. And you'd see like three, four, sometimes 10, 20 walks of shame. Funny thing in the world.
Speaker: sit there with my coffee and watch people doing the walk of shame. It is the funniest thing. My buddy, we shared a location. We put a wall in between and he had a laundromat on one side and I had my internet cafe on the other. And he died sit there every morning, drink our cup of coffee, watch people do the walk of shame, especially during spring break, summer break.
Speaker: She could walk with broken heels or their shoes in her hand. People sneaking out in the morning. People getting chased by girlfriends or wives. It was hilarious.
Speaker: I wake up every morning, show up to the internet cafe, be like, Glenn, you got the coffee ready? Yeah, let's sit down on the bench. We had like one of those, like a park bench that we built and put out in front of the, in front of the stores. And we'd sit there in that park and smoke sugar and drink coffee.
Speaker: We're going to work on a college campus. You can see those walks to shame five days a week. Oh, yeah. Well, that's in a town where it's like there's a party every single night in this town. Oh, you can see it all day long. But in that area, you is where like the senior frogs and the Coco Bongo waiters, they all live there if they were single and there'd be a couple married couples in there. And the place is called 16.
Speaker: And just, it was an apartment complex. I think it was 122 apartments. You just watch a parade of people just leaving. It's hilarious.
Speaker: Yeah, no, yeah. Yeah, like I said, when I was working at OSU, you know, I'd be walking to one of my buildings at, you know, 6 30 in the morning, 7 o 'clock in the morning, and you would see dudes or, or, or even, you know, and women just walking. And you know, they were, they were out clubbing the night before, because they were all dressed up. Yeah, it's like, I've never, I've never done the best thing myself. Yeah.
Speaker: I've never done the walk I've seen myself. I'm always the kind of guy that's like, I'll at least get you a cab. I'm not that kind of guy that's going to make you a walk. I'll call you a cab. Well, on campus, you walk everywhere because everything is literally right there on campus. I mean, they had a concert venue on campus. Yeah. So yeah. Well, yeah. Well, Cancun Hotel Zone is
Speaker: is 15 miles long. Yeah, it's like 15 miles long. That's like going to the flats up in Cleveland. That's 22 kilometers. The hotel? Yep. Here's the kicker. The hotel zone. Oh, hotels. Multiple hotels. We're all the hotels. We're all the clubs. Yeah, multiple hotels. I think there's 260, 300 hotels.
Speaker: But as a local, I can't get into those hotels without a bracelet. So these guys that work in the bar, it would cost them less than a dollar to get to work every day because the bus goes right by. So they stay in green 16. It was like 300 bucks a month. And just go jump on the bus.
Speaker: And then all the way home, just have one of us with somebody. How about a bus with somebody? Well, you know, at the end of the night, I had a buddy of mine with him. Get the cramp each, Antonio. I don't have any of that.
Speaker: three, four times a night, three, four times a week. You have somebody with them for the bar to close so he can go home with them. Well, that being said, let's take a real quick break. Tony, this one's for your haters. Well, actually, it's for all the haters. I can't play the song I want to play. You'll get a YouTube story.
Speaker: I guarantee you the YouTube strike will play a role. Well, I mean, it's not the first time you or Jeff got those YouTube things. What are we doing? That's my point. That's my next project that I got to overtake is fixing the episodes that have been YouTube -stricken. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I can go back in. Fortunately with the actual, hold that thought. Dive into that conversation when we come back. We'll be here, Nick. We're taking a real quick break. Well, Blacktop Mojo for your ear holes. Check them out. All social media, everywhere you stream music at Blacktop Mojo. Go show the guys some love. Check out their tour dates. They are fucking killing it on tour right now. All over the place.
Speaker: The Emerald City Tours with Nonpoint and various other bands. Hey, Joy, how you doing? Joy Smith said, Tony, she's sorry she was wrong. I don't know what she was wrong about, but she apologized. We're gonna take a real quick break. Like I said, a little Black Top Mojo for you. Check them out. Social media, wherever you stream music at, Black Top Mojo. Go show the guys some love, and we'll be back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: The finger on the trigger of my 45 warning posters out there dead or alive And haunted by the lessons that I have learned Such a match to a bridge it's always gonna burn And I'm lost even when I'm staring at the man My only wish now so I can take it all back
Speaker: Every bank from here to Houston, only thing on my mind now is keep on shootin' Yeah, I just keep on shootin' And shotgun last ring out through the air Anything in front of my gun don't have a friend And bullets fell out into the sky
Speaker: I'm immortal now, baby, we're legends every day You got me crying now, yeah, you think you are But finally, you're just an expert in my gun Well, finally, you're just an expert in my gun
Speaker: Burn a whiskey, won't kill my pain Where the moon gets full and the coyote cries These men are out dripping by greedy lies You see that smoking gun in my hand As the bodies all drop into the desert sand
Speaker: And some of the gunshots in the distance would keep on running Yeah, just keep on running And shotgun masks ring out through the air Anything in front of my gun don't have a plan And bullets spread out into the sky
Speaker: I'm a mortal now, baby, legends never die You got me cut out now, yeah, you think you won Well, partner, you're just an ex -bullied in my gun, girl Well, partner, you're just an ex -bullied in my gun
Speaker: It's fourteen minutes left. Lord, going back to the podcast. Catch y 'all later. Anyway, golf. Not sensible in the building. Welcome back to the show, everybody. Hopefully, you're enjoying our little shit show tonight.
Speaker: Hey, Golf Hawk, you're missing some shit. Dylan, how you doing? You're missing some shit. Dylan, what's going on, buddy? Hey, hey, uh, real quick. Uh, let me do, I got two things. Welcome back to the show, everybody. We got Tony D in the building. We got Jeffrey. We got the champ in the building, also known as Glick. That's me. I'm Glick. I'm Alpha Glick, as been established earlier. Golf Hawk, hey, buddy. How you doing? Hey, boys. Look what I got here.
Speaker: Hey, where are the white women at? I'm actually watching that movie right now. Are you really? Yeah, it's all cable right now. She's fucking hilarious. Okay, I'm sorry. That shit is hilarious.
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Speaker: What's up, man? No, I'm just kidding. No, I'm not. Hardy Harhar. I think he is, in all honesty, Golf Harhar. He's been messing with that rubbing alcohol the entire fucking show. Because I cleaned all my vape batteries. What kind of batteries do you have for your vape? Evots, wiggle evots, like this. What kind of battery goes in that? Like, hearing aid batteries? Watch something?
Speaker: No, I'm asking a question because I got big ass batteries that go in mine. No, you don't have, this is the battery itself. That's the whole battery. Yeah. Okay. All right. So you're wiping off the outside. Yeah. I was going to say, because I have actual. Cast on the key to official birthday. Happy birthday. I'm going to wait. I'm going to. Tony D. Why did Joyce Smith get blocked? I thought that was an actual person. I don't believe it.
Speaker: I thought Joy Smith was. They apologized. Why would they apologize? I don't I I don't know what happens outside of this show, so I don't know. It was on the show. I've never seen back what I said last night. You cannot come here and have a beer. But and I can show you Streamyard and everything like that. Yes. Now, did he Dylan host the Oh, did I tell you guys that?
Speaker: Yeah, he did mention he did. Yeah, Dylan, Dylan has a podcast, Goofy Pastor. He's been watching us forever and I had to find out from social media. Right. He has a **** podcast. But he was talking about how hard it is with scheduling and work and school and and and and everything like that for them to get together and do the show and I was telling him about how we use this like I didn't I don't think he knew that you guys were Jeff here in Mexico and Tony's in Georgia.
Speaker: I told him, I said, you know, if you want to come over like a Friday, Friday evening or whatever, uh, I can show you how streaming works and everything. Belt is awesome. Thank you. Castor castor Troy. I know it says castor Nikita, but I'm going to call you castor Troy. And if you don't get that reference and shame on you, you don't get that reference. That's the belt of a true champion right there. Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest champion of all time.
Speaker: the greatest, no champion. It's like working with a child. What do you want to argue with a child about? You cannot deny the fact that I'm 26 and 2. I have successfully defended my championship 26 times. The fact that you think it's a competition. That's kind of why we do it, because it is a competition. It's competition, but we don't take it seriously like you. You don't, because you're a vagina.
Speaker: I am when I eat. If you won 26 times and you were 26 and two, you might be speaking differently. No. Yeah. Honestly, I don't think so. He probably would. Yeah. Says the guy who... Welcome back.
Speaker: I'm like, it says the guy who I said once a week, I want to do the real or fake because it's fun and you're like, oh, every show we're going to do it. I'm having fun finding stuff because we told Tony it was his turn Wednesday. Yeah. And I, I assumed he wasn't going to do anything. So I found something. Hey, I found this on, on Google, Google it and reading yourself. Yeah.
Speaker: Here's the title, Google this. It's a killer fake Google account. Just like the soft shit. You're clearly jealous. I'm honestly, I'm not jealous of anything, any good, except Tony right now, because he's watching Please and Saddles.
Speaker: Uh, no, he's on some other platform dealing with whatever drama he's involved in. He's on his phone and I can see him. That sounds fucking good. At Denny's. Oh, if I'm going to go to Denny's, I'm getting breakfast. Agreed. That's the only thing Denny's. If I go to a place that's going to go get breakfast, I'm going to go to IHOP.
Speaker: Well, no, I mean, that's like if I go to IHOP and order a cheeseburger. If I go to a place that's known for breakfast, I'm getting breakfast food. Considering IHOP is considered called the International House of Pancakes, I'm going to get pancakes. Yeah. But a couple of times they've changed the P to a B for burgers. And everybody had lost their voice. They were running some, they were running some goofy ass promotion. So they, IHOP. Their burgers are not terrible.
Speaker: They're not terrible, but they're not great. They're not, they're not. I mean, they're not, there's a, there's a burger joint here. It's called Bronco burgers. And so let's be honest, at the end of the day, you really can't fuck up a burger unless you serve it to me. Yeah. And we're such beat eaters. That wouldn't bother us as much.
Speaker: Waffle House. Nobody goes to Waffle House. And people who love Waffle House have serious brain damage. But you do go to Waffle House just to watch fights. That's 100%. That's the only way to go to Waffle House. Unless you have serious brain damage or you have extra chromosomes, you don't think Waffle House has good food. Because your mom's your dad, and your dad's your brother. I like Waffle House because it's Waffle House.
Speaker: Hm. My name's Corky. Hm. Shut up. No. Nick, I'm sorry. You're wrong. Shut up, Nick. Lawful houses. Again, again, thank you for validating what I just said. You're definitely made of that. And you're retarded, Nick. You just validated me. Thank you. You just walked right into that buzzsaw. I'm just saying. It was a buzzsaw.
Speaker: Basically the only people who eat at waffle house and say that it's good. They rode the short bus there. No. Okay. And you're either those people in those people's defense that go to waffle house there. It's like the only thing open or it's, it's the only thing within like 20 miles of anything open.
Speaker: Well, okay. I'll give you that. Like it's a truck stops kind of kind of situation. I'll give you that in some places, but there's always other options where there's always other stops. Yeah. There's always a truck stop somewhere near and news flash ladies and gentlemen, truck stops have stepped their food game up a lot. A lot of them. I love a greasy spoon fucking truck.
Speaker: Oh, no. Truck stops. Yeah, truck stops. They've got subways in them. They've got chicken joints in them, whether it be - Jeff. God damn it, Jeff. What do I do now? The shit you sent me, motherfucker. How cool is that? Get the fuck out of here. That's fucking cool. Go ahead, Glick. I'm sorry. God damn it. It's fucking cool. I want one. The truck stops that probably most of us grew up with growing up knowing that a truck stop had its own diner.
Speaker: Right. Yeah. That's what we're talking about. The greasy spoon diner that doesn't have a name. It's just, it's just. They had their own diner, but now a lot of truck stops have. Like subways. Subways, McDonald's. Arby's. Arby's, Popeye's, Church's Chicken. Oh, and by the way, Church's Chicken, fuck you Popeye's and your ghetto ass chicken. Church's Chicken is where it's at. And I'm not even a chicken. You are country as fuck a few before Church's over Popeye's.
Speaker: Oh, and you want to hear me. You want to hear another one? I'll take just the fraud over Popeyes. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Okay. Yeah. I'll get down with the change of pride. Tony, you ain't wrong. I'm not a fan. I'm not a fan of churches.
Speaker: churches is a **** man. I love me some churches. I saw you ever. Popeyes would never be better than KFC. Oh, are you high caster? Did you fall and bump your head? Dylan, Dylan, I'm going to just **** this **** right here. Thank you. Look, I lost. I lost my mind. I lost my mind because I've only ever seen Popeyes chicken in the hood.
Speaker: They put one in New Albany here in Ohio. New Albany is super white, super rich. Like the guy who owns Victoria's Secrets in the Limited owns New Albany. He's built New Albany. He's done everything for New Albany. They put a Popeyes in there and I'm like, really?
Speaker: This is not a place here. Can you name what it is? Popeyes is not terrible. I mean, yeah, but I mean, it's not terrible, but it's not. However, use your bacon to make burgers better. I think he's talking about bacon to make burgers taste. Who the hell gives you bacon? Bacon's gross. I've never heard of this.
Speaker: Oh, there was a name and and and and and and and and fucking uh fucking diamond down at the waffle house.
Speaker: No, the however, but if you wait, if you wait five minutes, whether while they're cooking your waffle house, NaeNae and Diamond are going to get into a fistfight. Oh, shut up, Dylan. Chick -fil -A is overrated and fucking solid. You are full of shit. I've never had it. Chick -fil -A. I've never had it. Chick -fil -A. Here's a chicken sandwich. Soggy bun, weak ass chicken with a pickle on it. That chicken is the shit.
Speaker: fuck out of here. Popeyes is better than Chick -fil -A. No, no, no. That's why nobody watches this shit because of fucking opinions like that. That is crazy as fuck. You don't lost your damn mind. What the fuck is wrong with you? Ain't nobody watches this shit. What are you talking about? Ain't nobody gonna say Popeyes is better than Chick -fil -A. They have no taste buds and COVID actually worked on their ass. No.
Speaker: I don't know. So, so you're saying Popeyes is greasy as fuck. Popeyes is greasy as fuck. I agree. Churches is greasy. I agree. I don't think churches KFC on a bad day is greasy as fuck. On a bad day. On a bad day. I think it depends on what you get at churches. There are some stuff at churches that is that'll make them that that'll make a that there is some stuff on the church's menu that'll make a McDonald's quarter pounder look **** dry. Of course **** because all the
Speaker: I'm just saying. Yeah, I see subways of truck stops. Yeah, subways. And another cool thing and I don't know how many people get this reference. Tony, you might. Jeff, I know you won't. That truck stops have that you used to see in gas stations but you don't get too much anymore. Hunts Brother Pizza.
Speaker: that pizza. What is my go to work? Go pick up some breakfast on the way to work snack. Oh, they got a killer pizza breakfast with the fucking fruit juices. Everybody needs to get the little pineapple orange fruit juice and the tropical blend. You will thank me. You will thank me. I gotta at least. You will. I gotta eat it in my ass. I gotta eat it in my ass. Trust me. No, I was talking about Lee's chicken. No, no, no, no. Hunt's Brothers Pizza is
Speaker: fucking bomb -ass pizza. You gotta get it. Listen, everybody. And they got good breakfast pizza too. The meat lovers, the breakfast pizza, and the chicken bacon ranch pizza. That chicken bacon ranch pizza ain't no joke, Tony D. Yes. Yes. I love that. Hell out of that. Chicken bacon ranch pizza. Oh, the breakfast motherfucker. They gained 20 pounds off of that shit. Yeah.
Speaker: Pizza breakfast. Yes, the breakfast pizza from Hunt Brothers is outstanding. Catch it fresh. The chicken bacon ranch, catch it fresh. The meat lovers, when it's got the, it's got bacon, sausage, and pepperoni on it. It's the spot. I don't think anybody outside of Newark knows anything about leashed chicken.
Speaker: I've never heard of these chicken. I've never heard of these chicken. It's like a Chinese restaurant. If you're driving across the south and you see chest of fried chicken, go ahead and try it one day. Just try chicken tenders with the potato wedges. From where? Chest of fried chicken. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get the chicken tenders with the potato wedges and get you a decent. Hold on, Kenny Rogers joint. Those Kenny Rogers. Kenny Rogers used to have chicken, but they shut down. I used to love Kenny Rogers. I've never had it.
Speaker: I'm not a big chicken guy. If you ever, if you ever see one, go get the quarter. It's the, it's the leg, the leg of the macaroni cheese, the green beans and the cornbread. That's what you get from Kenny Rogers. I used to drive a white t -shirt, red suspenders. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. My mother -in -law makes chicken all the fucking time. So I eat enough chicken at home.
Speaker: Nicholas, that's my comment on that. Pineapples do belong on pizza. Yes. Hey Nick, come over to my apartment. I have to talk to you right now. Come over here right now. I have to talk to you. I have to have a conversation with you. I want to introduce you to my friends.
Speaker: Yeah, I agree. Nicholas, do me a favor. Introduce it to your friends, Love and Thunder. Oh, good. But Thunder and Lightning have two other friends since we're on our podcast. Mike one, Mike two. Mike, I have two friends on two. I call them Rumble and Frenzy. Speaking of Mike, Nicholas, speak a little louder. No, no, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Those Hawaiian pizzas are gross.
Speaker: you know, you're a pineapple and Nikki, Nikki does this **** Nikki does this **** We've had this conversation. We've had this argument. It's like there's a special. There's a special place in hell for you. Oh, yeah. Pizza pineapple. There isn't. There's a special place in hell for you. Why are pieces outstanding? Here's the kick. Goddamn. When we all go to heaven and we're sitting outside making fun of say, Peter, you're sitting on the end of the bench for that ****
Speaker: I can introduce you to my friends too, Mike 1 and Mike 2. You want some of this? Go talk to them. Tell them again. Go for it. This ain't what they want. Now, as far as pineapple and pizza, it's pineapple and ham. This is how you make it better. Add bell peppers and onions or add spinach, if not all three. All right. For those of you in the South, it's very healthy. For those of you in the South, since we're speaking. Pizza is not healthy. Pizza is healthy.
Speaker: I mean, you can't have healthy pizza. A cold pizza for breakfast. It used to be one of the best breakfast meals ever. Still is. What are you talking about? It's been on the news. It's been on the news. I may know this. Chick -fil -A or Zach's piece. Zach's piece. Zach's piece.
Speaker: this is where we had again. This is where we had again. This is how I know **** Yup. See, I know. I knew Castor. I knew Castor was they were just trying to be cool. You're going. Try to do it. and a bit of that. I like the
Speaker: that's what I've been dealing with all night of this motherfucker. Somebody come in here. That was that was a mild one. I didn't even like you know, I you know, I told you as a guy who has been targeted by the haters. Hey, how are y 'all doing? I'm still here and you're still talentless, non -content, creating assholes. It's like Tony D got targeted tonight by this **** bag and I'm telling you that **** bag is in that
Speaker: whether you associate or don't associate, that's not true. You know what, Dylan? I don't know how many people know about OXBS. I just had it for the first time. Jeff, I think you and I were talking about it. They're all over NERC, but they literally have, they get like the cargo containers.
Speaker: Uh -huh. And they put them in a park. Tony and I were talking about it. They put it just in a random parking lot. Oh, cool. I had it for the first time since I've been back home. Nicky and I ordered it. So like one of those food trucks. But it's kind of sort of. They do have a couple of stand -alone restaurants or whatever. They were in the mall. But they've got chicken. Nicky and I, I had it for the first time. I got coney dogs from them. Or chili dogs.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were. Yeah, Nicholas. I just put it in the chat. They were. Copy that. Uh, hold on a second, Nick. I took care of it already. Good. Uh, if you can, if you can, I was going to just send him the link on, on, uh, messenger, but, um, uh, golf talk. I disagree. Fish. When you bring in your goofy ass up here. Fish and chicken are both screwed. Why you freak out for 20 minutes though. He's black.
Speaker: Well, I'm already urban. I'll see you saying you're urban. Oh, Thai food. I didn't know cold park was black. Thai food's good. And here we go. Groster is in the house. Oh, OK.
Speaker: Glitch. Groster. Beta Glick is in the building. Now can you dig that? Glick without the D. The Glick Paranormal Society. Way to steal my idea, loser. I just ordered some Thai food. Oh man, I wanted some Thai food. Chicken is the most mistreated. Golf Hawk. Okay.
Speaker: We all like chicken in here. We all enjoy to eat chicken. As a guy who grew up on a farm, or not, I didn't grow up on a farm, but I grew up working on farms. And we have a very big chicken farm in my area. It distributes a lot of chicken. I know exactly where it is. A lot of chicken. Chickens are fucking disgusting. If you've seen how chickens live,
Speaker: You would never eat chicken and beans. Whether they're free range or not. Whether they're free range or not. They're straight up disgusting. But no, our OXBS, Nikki got the chicken and waffles. She loved it. I got coney dogs. They were amazing. They're chili is something else. Jeff, as an Ohio guy, OXBS might be better than Skyline chili. Really?
Speaker: might be. That's that's big words. Will you really? I've already met the big show. Actually, he pawned my head. He put he put the palm of his hand on my chin and his motherfucker's fingers were in the middle of my goddamn head. It made you look a bitch, didn't you? Oh, I used to work security. That's a long time ago.
Speaker: the entire agency and WWF was in Columbus. And - Wait, speaking of Columbus, I have a question. Have you been to Walbergers? Is this any good? No, not yet. I wanna go. I have any - What does it have to do with wrestling? No, we were talking about food and somebody said they ordered Denny's and I was like, ooh, I wanna go. But years and years and years ago - It's got me hungry, damn it.
Speaker: Fuck, now I'm gonna have to order some food. And I was doing my rounds and walked into the bar at the Hyatt, and it was filled with WWF wrestlers. Shane McMahon, Stonewall, Test was there, Big Show, House, though. I mean, just, they were all, D -Lo Brown was in there. And me being a wrestling fan, I almost shit myself. But they were all super cool.
Speaker: I went in and walked around, went and talked to the bar staff and got to talk to some of them. And I made it a point to talk to basically everybody that was in there. That was crazy cool fucking big show just going. Cause I was like, God damn, you're way bigger in person.
Speaker: and then we like shook hands and his hand just like my arm just when he took my hand, my entire arm disappeared. And I was like, how big is your fucking hand? And next thing I know, it was on my face, but literally the palm of his hand was on my chin and his fingers were like on the top of my, like he could have squished my head like a watermelon or palm me like a basketball and I'm not a little dude, you know, like I'm not a little dude.
Speaker: But I would love to meet your boy. Not to fool him. I'm the fucking game. Chris, you'll find this interesting. Do you remember our boy, Vince? Yeah, Vinny Mack. His mom just died.
Speaker: Well, thanks for bringing the show to a company. Yeah, I, I literally just saw that after the show. No, I, I literally, I opened up my phone to, uh, to order food because you five fuckers got me hungry and my Facebook was open. So, so rest of peace to all his mom walking. Don't listen, let them know, please. Yeah. They kind of go fund me or something. Or is that just a.
Speaker: I'm glad you said that. Jeff, was that a GoFundMe thing or was that just a... No, it's her obituary. Okay. I love that woman and she loved me. God damn it, Jeff. Now if any of you see it, I used to drive any crazy.
Speaker: I know she does. Yeah, she does. She was an amazing woman. She was a sweetheart. Uh, she was, she was beautiful. I mean, we was in high school. She was, she was gorgeous and she was such a sweetheart.
Speaker: Just like kill the show Jeff. You could have told me. Yeah, I know. I just. You just that's an update. It didn't kill the show. That's about it. No, but now I just oh man. I heard that song. You can't beat Nicholas. How you doing? Jesus Christ. He's **** Nicholas. I put pineapples on my pizza. I'm down with the pineapples. Oh, wait a minute. You really
Speaker: It's got a little bit of a glitch to it. Yeah.
Speaker: Fix your microphone. Fix your shit, beta click. I put you in a fish tank with another beta to make you guys fight. Another beta. I don't need this shit up at all.
Speaker: You can't you can't put two you can't put the beta fish together in the corner. They'll fight. They'll kill each other. Yes. Oh, yeah. We will kill each other.
Speaker: here's the shit. Coca -Cola has come out with Jack Daniel's cola. Well, I just saw it here at the store. I almost bought me. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently, it just came out again or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. I might actually drink it.
Speaker: My abs are on fire. This motherfucker really just came into my show and put his name as Glick. There's only one Glick you dipshit. Did he drop? Yeah, well, I think he's fixing his audio. He's refreshing. So you're trying to buy a phone that's going to put you together with another beta.
Speaker: It's just the way you said it. You said it in the background. Everybody's talking right here in the background. Just That's what I do man. That's why I'm the champion. That's why I wear. Man, this belt is fucking heavy as shit. Yo. I was wearing this last night on TikTok and I was live on TikTok for a couple hours last night.
Speaker: I was feeling it in both of my arms today. Wearing this fucking bitch. What's in the way? It weighs like seven, five, 10 pounds. It weighs six pounds, man. It's like, what is that? What is that called? It's a form of like working out. It's a form of working out where you don't. It's calisthenics. Yeah, calisthenics. You hold something out. Yeah, you hold something out or you're like, you know, you put your hands up.
Speaker: You apply force to nothing to say. That's an example of what calisthenics is, is a movie pun. Yeah, Tom and Jane. You ever do calisthenics? Tom has that personalized line. He puts a dude's fucking hand holding out and ties the few, the, uh. It was drawn from one of the drawn people's guns.
Speaker: The only one he didn't die. And then he goes out and he said, John Williams was going to kill my kid. No, it wasn't a hand grenade. It was a personnel mine. Oh, was it? Oh, yeah. Because it has a spring. And when you pull a string too far, it's like a tripwire mine.
Speaker: Yeah. And when you pull the string too far, it explodes. You killed my son and hit that big explosion in the background. Both of them.
Speaker: have no change. Why do you keep asking? I have any change. Tony, if I tell you I don't have any change, are you going to ask me again if I have changed five minutes? No. I literally said three times. I don't have any change. Kevin says you got any coins? No. I don't I don't I don't use cash. I haven't used cash in eight weeks.
Speaker: And the only reason I used cash eight weeks ago is because I needed to take a cab. Because I had to go further than normal. I walk everywhere. I love to walk. Oh, he's my favorite. Oh, did you hear that, Chris? What? Listen, Kevin said Tony's his favorite. Fuck you, Kevin. Fuck you. I'm sitting right here. Fuck you, Kevin. It's not nobody like you. You have no friends. Yeah, Chris. Yeah, you too. Hey, Kevin.
Speaker: Oh, goodness. He knows, he knows better to give you the finger. I have a present for you, Kevin. No, I don't, I don't get it all day long. I work. Nobody bothers me except to bring me food, which is kind of cool. But as soon as I get on the fucking show, the kids come in and out of the fucking
Speaker: I mean, that's my kids. I mean, they they don't I'm other than cash. No respect. They they don't ever talk to me or. Non -contempt having.
Speaker: who's non -content having? What are you talking about? Kevin. Every time we're on the show, he wants to get on the show. I'm like, you non -content having a little fun. Kevin, download, download. Tony, what's that app? What's that app that you guys are on? No. You called me. What is that app that you guys are on? No, I'm not telling you no more. I told y 'all for seven fucking months. If y 'all don't know, I'm not saying shit. What's that app that you don't know? Y 'all might watch them to repeat myself. Y 'all keep hearing me saying, oh, we're fucking over, fucking over. You already know what it is.
Speaker: Nope. Well, I know you're on Twitch and I know you're on Twitter and TikTok. Honestly, I don't know. Are you talking about the Twitter one? Happy Circle broadcast. I set it up there more than that. Happy Circle goofy nonsense. That's where you can't go live on it. It's all audio. It's not all audio. I don't do that. Everybody's kind of in a group. What is it? No, seriously. What the fuck is the name of that? How many of y 'all pay attention to me?
Speaker: I do pay attention to you, but it's irrelevant. It's an irrelevant app that's going to go away. It's definitely pretty relevant. I may pretty do some money over there. What the hell is the name of that goddamn app? Here's the kicker. How many apps do you guys have on your phone? I have a lot of apps. Fucking plenty. I have like four pages of fucking apps. Do I really need another one? No, you don't. I mean, I have a lot of apps between like social media and
Speaker: No, Nick is cool. No, golf. Nick's my little brother. So, we grow up together. He's used to me just roasting the **** out of him, abusing the **** out of him, talking ****. I got about 90 **** on my phone. He can, he can, he can roll in about any situation. I love him to death. I know I do take shots and
Speaker: And fuck with him a lot, but I got 90 that I downloaded he's cool. I don't know how many apps I have One folder that has 18 apps I have another folder that has another 18
Speaker: another folder has six, another folder has five. I can't believe that both of us still carry the one. Seriously, look at that. Did you see him trying to count the fucking scores tonight? That's just one team. Kevin, I need to borrow your fingers. Come here, please. Fucking both. I know what I'm doing. Kiss my beautiful white ass. You're such a honky ass. I take my shoes off to count up your scores.
Speaker: right you did because I put that beat down on Tony D's ass. I'm the champ. Where's that belt? Non -existent because you know who the champ is. You know who the champ is. You're blind. It says right there, the champ.
Speaker: Yeah, you typed it. Yeah. Well, your mom approved. I'm going to get one that says, Mom loves me. She said, Jenny, you are good. Your mom loves me. Trust me. My mom's dead. So there's that. No, she's not. She's good up here.
Speaker: No, my mom is dead. 100%. I promise you, my mom is dead. Oh, God. That's my dad's wife. Shit, mama. I have not, I have not spoken a word to either one of them in like three months. I know. Alpha. I don't know why I say fix it. Well, I'm not going to fix it, and I'm not going to reach out for them. The last time they were here,
Speaker: I put pops in his place. I don't even know what happened. I wasn't asking. He was drunk. He was drunk and I was a little bit drunk and he was sucking dumb shit. And at almost 42 years old, I was tired of hearing the lies and I called him out on him and he didn't like it. And he kept blowing up on me. And I told him, I said, you're going to blow up on me one time too many. I'm going to fuck you up.
Speaker: And then I said something and he got mad and he stormed at the house and that's the last time I've talked to either one of them. Oh boy, truth hurts. I mean, I don't want to hold a grudge against either one of them, but I'm also not reaching out to fix anything. Okay, I've I've
Speaker: You gotta have your standards. Yeah, I've ignored things. Put things aside and let things be for far too long and let them live in their fantasy world. And I'm at the point now where, no. So for any who don't like me, if I'm willing to hurt my own parents' feelings, what do you think I'm gonna do to you?
Speaker: I'm just saying. For anybody who got butt hurt because I went after Debbie and I hit her in a low blow away. I'm willing to fucking call my parents out and put them in their place. What the hell do you think I'm going to do to you? Somebody I don't know or care about at the end of the day. But I just, you know,
Speaker: And I won't be the bigger person in this situation. That's deeper than us. I ain't going to do it, that's deeper than us. No, it's a lot deeper. And Jeff kind of knows a little bit more than what you know, Tony, or anything. Yeah, I'm not asking. They used to be here. I know they were. I still, I mean, don't get it wrong. I love my dad to death. I'm going to tell you this. I love Joe to death. You know, they're my family.
Speaker: but they're kind of in the same boat as the rest of my family. I love you guys, but it's a two -way street and I'm not gonna make an effort if you're not making an effort. And I think that's fair for anybody to make that decision in any circumstance. It is a two -way street in any form or facet of a relationship you're in, family, friends,
Speaker: Agreed, you know? I mean, it's the old additives. You're never going to get along with everybody. Chris and I have had arguments that last for a while. Tony and I are a long time. I tell Jeff to shut the fuck up and stop being a crybaby bitch. No, but in general, I mean, it's like it probably hasn't happened as much yet. But I'm sure one day you and Nick, you're going to get a knockdown drag out. I mean, again, I've had arguments.
Speaker: But not a knockdown drag out. I know what you're saying. Right. Knockdown drag out. Like my wife and I have knockdown drag outs that was like, well, your wife beats you up and then you wake up. We were literally worried that the cops were going to show up.
Speaker: She literally beat your ass. Your wife leaves the house at six. I'm quite sure you have two, two of us. She's like six foot tall. She's Mexican and Italian. She has, she has beat you up, Jeff. It's okay. Mexican and Italian and shit. Yeah. Tony, Tony, I'm German Irish. Y 'all fight. When we fight, world's end.
Speaker: Jeff, you don't have to say this, but blink twice if your wife has beat you up. There it is, folks. But one day we did get in a fight and she punched me in the nose. And you know what I did? Did you give her a purple nurple? No. You know what I did? I did nothing. I stood there.
Speaker: I would have punched you there. No, because I have the rule. You got tiny little baby hands. I just saw something. Equality, Jeffrey. The next time, I told her the next time I happen, I'm going to grab one of her wigs and identify as a woman for the next five minutes. Equality, Jeffrey. You identified for a woman our whole marriage.
Speaker: I just saw something that shook me to the core. If somebody else died, I don't want to hear about it. No, no, no, no, no. This shook me to the core. I'm a car guy. Am I enough? I'm still fucked up. Like, I'm... Well, I'm about to fuck your door a lot more. Gentlemen, what does GMC stand for? General Motors. General Motors what?
Speaker: corporation. What GM? GMC. Oh, GMC. I I'm I'm I'm I'm I have no idea. I'm a motor cars. Well, the the general consensus is it's General Motors Company. However, General Motors circumcision. However, that is not what it originally meant.
Speaker: I could believe that. What did it originally mean? It changed in late 20th century, but it originally stood for Grabowski Motor Company. Never heard of it. Never heard of it. The original creator, Max and Maurice Grabowski started Grabowski Motor Company at the turn of the 20th century in 1909. Wait, hold on a second. I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. What?
Speaker: Grabowski Motor Company. So, Max and Morris Grabowski started Grabowski Motor Company at the turn of the 20th century in 1909. William Durant was busy building General Motors using Buick as its foundation. Same year they purchased the country's leading luxury motor company, Manufacturing Cadillac.
Speaker: And they eventually bought out Robowski Motor Company with the caveat that GMC would always be on a vehicle. So GMC, as long as General Motors is around, GMC will be a vehicle. So, well, there you go. It should be in the core. I always thought it was General Motor Company or Generous Motor.
Speaker: Because they pay the guys tons to build the factory with this. Oh my goodness.
Speaker: Oh, by the way, yeah, that's what I did read that Do you guys watch the show hot ones on YouTube what is it like hot ones where they
Speaker: Matt was on a show like that. Mattie James. Black Top Mojo. I don't know if he was on Hot Ones. I don't think he was on Hot Ones because I watched all. But there's a there's a podcast that they do basically the same thing. And he was on there. That motherfucker has no taste buds.
Speaker: Because they literally gave like he was eating wings that had the hottest sauce on the product the hottest sauce and even like Hot ones has a sauce that they make and it's supposed it's it's called the last step the last abs go below So the last Last abs goal bill level
Speaker: So, Scolville level is the amount of hotness, right? Now, one of these bottles is, to get the last dab bottle, it's $50. And its Scolville level is 2 million plus. It is the hottest ranked hot sauce on the planet.
Speaker: And I literally just watched, I was watching, Kevin and I watch it all the time. And we were watching Jenna Ortega on the show. And they have a hot sauce on there called Da Bong, D -A -B -O -M -B. It's only 135 ,000 Scoville level, but apparently it's,
Speaker: It sneaks up and bites you with its hotness. And I found out something interesting today. You can buy the package of hot sauce, 10 hot sauces, starting with what they used at the beginning, all the way to the last dab. And my thought is this, if you gentlemen are up for it, I might just have to buy three of these packages that said one to each of us.
Speaker: What kind of packages again? They're bottles of hot sauce. No. You can buy it and you can do whatever you want. I'm not doing it. You say you wouldn't do it? I'm Jeff. It slowly gets hotter and hotter and hotter. Jeff, just in case you don't understand English or if you can't hear me, let me give it to you in sign language.
Speaker: So you're saying you can't take hot sauce? No, I'm saying, I'm saying...
Speaker: that I've come to terms with my small dick and I have nothing to prove that I'm gonna fucking put something that's that is basically acid in my mouth like I'm not gonna put something so goddamn hot that I'm gonna feel for the next years and my ass is gonna bleed for the next that's my only fear no there's no rhyme or reason for
Speaker: Anybody and everybody who does this dumb shit, you're fucking assholes. You're assholes and you should be punched in the face every morning when you wake up. You're not cool because you eat spicy stuff. You're not cool because you go to fucking Hooters or any other wing joint in order the hottest wings that they offer. You're a fucking idiot and you should be punched in the face every morning. That should be your good morning wake up. You're getting punched in the face because you're an asshole. So what you're saying is you're a giant pussy.
Speaker: No, what I'm saying is you're an idiot. Go ahead. I'm not saying I go. I didn't say I go. Go to two billion Scovilles and drank the fucking bottle. No, I'm not saying that. I'm not great. I gave you drinks and you drank them, T -Pain. Shut up. I'm not saying I'm back with hot sauce. No, no, no. But you've seen me eat jalapenos on the show. Yeah, but jalapenos are not that hot. Right.
Speaker: But I'm curious to feel the heat from these sauces. You're not curious at all? You watched one of those shows? Dude, they had Bert Kreischer on there. And they had, what's his name? Joey Diaz? Joey Diaz, by the end of the show, it looked like he'd just gotten out of a pool.
Speaker: He was sweating so bad. The only problem with watching the show, it makes you want to eat hot wings or wings in general. But I would be curious to try these wings or try these hot sauces. And I'm not saying I would spend the $150 on this hot work. I think it's like $300 for the package and use the entire bottle. No, honest, totally different subject.
Speaker: Yeah, go ahead. Ginger Wallen and Austin broke up. Oh, what'd he do? Because I assume it's his fault. I don't want to go into too much detail, but basically, I told Austin, because of what happened, he was no longer welcomed in my house. What did he do? And if I worked in the house. Now I gotta know.
Speaker: And if I were to invite him over here, it would simply be so that I could beat the breaks off of this motherfucker. Oh, Snapchat, what he did. I mean, you can put it on show if you want. I'm saying you don't have to. Yeah, no, I don't know. I probably.
Speaker: He was a fucking scumbag and I and I had my reservations with him but he really fucked up and I told Austin I said he's never welcoming my house again and if he ever and if we ever get to the point where he's welcome back in my house it's gonna be after his after he's 18 and I can legally put hands on him because I was gonna fucking destroy him but nonetheless now she's dating Steve
Speaker: I don't know his name's not Steve. He just he's got the goofy. You know all the guys now because it's cool they have all of like Justin Bieber. They have the shaved side of the curly afro.
Speaker: he has that and then he has like and then he has like douche facial hair because he can't grow facial hair because he's a baby and plus he's like as big as like he's weight wise he's like as big as me so he's kind of a goofy you know i'm a fat guy so you know this isn't this is fat on fat crime it's not fat shaming if you're fat fat class
Speaker: He's a little fat. He's a little fat. He's a little fat. He's got a little fat face on him and she showed me a picture of him. I'm like because I literally got together like the day after her and Ginger Wallen broke up and I'm like,
Speaker: You was already talking to this man. You was already talking to him before. You called her out. Oh, I absolutely called her out 100%. No, I called her out 100%. She was like, well, I'm like, no, you were talking to him. You weren't 100 % already talking to him before you and Ginger Waller. Chris is like, I'm talking from experience here. Yeah. You're like, what are you doing? Goofy ass.
Speaker: There's a trend on TikTok. Have you seen this? This guy, this guy, he goes on, he's in Central, he's in Grand Central Station. And he is asking, he interviews people. And he asks this girl, he says, what's your name and are you happy? And it's this girl, she's maybe 20, 22, something like that. And she's in company. Wait, Click has a small date?
Speaker: Really, really, Chris, is this your first time? It's 239 episodes. We talk about nothing else. He talks about it. None of us do. He talks about it. We all can't have a six -foot dick like you. I'm sorry. You like to brag about it. Well, genetics. I'd bring it up if I need to, but for the most part, I do. Yeah, but you do. I might have a tiny dick. I might have a tiny dick, but it sees the
Speaker: have a sweet sweet heaven on a regular basis and like some people and I'm talking to both of you. I'm talking to both of you. Jeff, because you ain't getting it. You know, what the **** I'm doing. I've had it. I've wasn't impressed.
Speaker: It is, it is. Her name's Sarah. Her name's Sarah, and he says, Sarah, are you happy? She says, yes, because I have a boyfriend. And the trend is that all these guys, she's just the cutest little thing. He says, what's your name? She was Sarah. She lives in, she goes to school in Cambridge or something like that, right? And he says, are you happy? She says, yes. He says, why? She says, because I have a boyfriend.
Speaker: And there's a trend where everybody's stitching it going, if her boyfriend ever hurts her, we ride at dawn.
Speaker: She's just a sweetheart cutie. Well, that's what she says. I'm Sarah and I'm from Stanford.
Speaker: And she's got this little key at the end. She's just like, you just want to like, that's, I'm now allowed to protect her at all costs. Yeah, I was going to say that's like those trends where women will video their boyfriend.
Speaker: or their husband or whatever. And he's, you know, like doing the laundry or cleaning up the house or cooking or whatever. And then a whole bunch of people will stitch it or do it and say, protect this man at all costs. You know, like somebody would do a video like that about me.
Speaker: I did see one the other day. She said, I have a kid that's so this mom's videotaping and she's walking to the house. I don't know if anybody else has this problem, but I have a kid so fucking literal.
Speaker: I don't know if she's dumb or what, but she's, I said, I told my kid to fold the clothes in the dryer. And she opens up the dryer for dryer and there's a whole bunch of towels and stuff in there folded. And I was like, nice. I was like, you're getting a fucking smart ass. Yeah, we can't.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no. My wife and I watched it. We have it on DVD. We've gone through two copies of DVD because we burnt it out.
Speaker: I will do that. I will do that for you. I will find that for you. Jeff, make it a clip on the show. We're at three and a half hours. I need to broadcast. You gentlemen behave the same. We need to broadcast. We are broadcasting. We're literally in the middle of a podcast and you need to broadcast. Where do you need to broadcast at? Where do you need to leave and go to? I need to go do my own show. Where are we? What show are you going to do? The show like I did last night. I wanted to do another one.
Speaker: and another one. He said, where do you need to be? Like, how are you checking me or some shit? You're not allowed to go.
Speaker: I see you on your phone. I see you on your phone. 95 % of this podcast, every podcast, I see you on your phone. You're getting fucking punked out by a bunch of fucking nobodies. And I need to broadcast. You don't need to broadcast. We are broadcast. I do my own show as well.
Speaker: This was given to me you made your own
Speaker: This shit was given to me. This is a real goddamn championship. I got my before you. I got my before you. That was given to me. I was up there with him before you. Yeah, I made my own belt. I made my own belt. I made my own damn belt. That means that this belt's realer than anything, because this is specific to this goddamn show and to what we do. I got this belt for me being me. You got yours for you being you. Yeah. I got your belt. You had to make one for yourself. I need a broadcast. I do need a broadcast. I'm down by a bunch of nobodies. You sure?
Speaker: I'll be willing to bet it. Who am I getting punked out by? Where am I getting punked out of? Where am I at? I'm listening. Yeah, so anyways, it's snowed up here, and the sky was blue, and... Sadie, am I over there talking with them right now? Am I over there talking with them right now? Hold on. Yes, exactly, I'm done with.
Speaker: You don't need to broadcast. You want to broadcast. Yes, I do. You want to broadcast. Yes, I do. You want to Casey Kasem. Calm down. Casey Kasem. Listen, you want to be how it's learned. Let me tell you something. Water down how it's learned. How it's learned. It's hanging about this small between my legs. What you got down there is a Barney Rubble.
Speaker: And he's wearing a skirt, you little bitch. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Sorry. Totally obsessed. I'm just busting Tony's balls just so you guys know any of you guys who are watching behind the scenes and screen recording us because you two pussied to come in chatter's box. Mickey and I were in Walmart. The last time we were in Walmart, I was commentating on the people of Walmart and killing Nikki. She was laughing her ass off and telling me how horrible of a human being I am.
Speaker: So today we were at Walmart and we're standing at a line at the customer service desk. And there's this guy there and he's got blue hair. And I was like, that's kind of a cool color of blue. And I left it at that. Well, that one left real quick, didn't it? Well, then they turned around and walked by us.
Speaker: you know, minus the fact that the the wooly mammoth that he was with or she or it or whatever was about five foot tall and 475 pounds. This motherfucker was wearing a flowy fluorescent floral skirt and some busted up
Speaker: I turned to look at Nick. I turned to look at Vicki and she said no, no, no Don't you do it. Don't you do it. Don't you do it? I gave her a kiss I said my filters in overtime right now. I'm trying very hard. I Didn't say anything. So we're doing what we need to do at customer service in this motherfucking thing. I
Speaker: starts walking past between the registers in front of customer service. And I said, Nikki, it's taunting me. He's like, look away, stop looking at it. I said, I can't help myself. I wanted so bad to just comment, but I didn't, I didn't, I, I behaved myself.
Speaker: but I wanted to, and she knew it too. She knew it. It was killing you, wasn't it? Oh, it was killing me, Tony. After that, after our lives, because I was doing voices and everything for everybody that we walked by at Walmart.
Speaker: And I wasn't being quiet about it either because I don't care. I think he was laughing and she's like, would you stop? And I'm like, it's fun though. We're adding commentator to, like this one old lady was on her phone. So I went on to proceed to what the conversation on the phone was being had, what it was. So I was just making the conversation up as we went. Okay, you're doing both sides of the conversation? Yeah.
Speaker: I can't help myself when I'm on Walmart. It's just like, in all honesty, I should just like give me like something where I can just start filming myself as I walk, like something I can set my phone and like, like one of those rest is I can put my phone and be hands -free just so I can walk through Walmart and tap the screen and so you can see what I'm talking about because it's a fun game to play. Yes. I know I'm a terrible human being and I'm going to hell for,
Speaker: making fun of the people of Walmart, but it is what it is. Anyways, as I was saying, Tony being needed. Yeah, I understand what his energy, why is it, why he's putting so much energy into it. It doesn't make any sense. It's just, it's just comical. It's fun. It's because I'm funny. I'm a hilarious human being. To yourself. To anybody who. Laughs. I mean, if you're laughing,
Speaker: and you're watching me and you hear my voice, then... I mean, it's kind of like if you go to a comedy show and everybody's laughing at the comedian, it's just funny. So if other people hear me and see me doing this and they laugh, they laugh because I'm funny. Motherfucker, please.
Speaker: Anywho, I'm about to go unless y 'all stand up here. I'm pretty comical. I'm staying up here. Okay cool. I Will check back with you all Monday. I know this week I won't so I should definitely be here with no problem. Um Everybody chat. Thank you all for being here. This is my music show I'm gonna play some music that you never heard of cuz it sounded New York is obscure. It's random and it's fuck white people Here's the music
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Speaker: That's fucked up. That's fucked up. Go fuck. You did that shit. That's fucked up. Yeah. Golf. You asked for it. I gave it to you. You'll be here Monday. Mother had your mother major. I'll catch y 'all later. All right. Don't kill the show. Y 'all will be all right.
Speaker: I'm here like I'm leaving again and leaving the show in the hands Did I've seen that movie a million times
Speaker: If he's in there, he sure is. If he's in there, he ain't happy. You're welcome, Golf. Let me tell you the story of the little train that could. Oh, my God. Tim! Tim! Tell that story.
Speaker: They gotta get that right to earn their due. I love that. I fucking love that movie, man. Oh my God. That character breaks me up. That is, that's probably one of my favorite Damon wings movies.
Speaker: What was the old one they did? Uh, we did last Boy Scout with Bruce Willis. I did like low down dirty shame. Low down dirty shame was good. Damn. I didn't need that score update. Jesus Christ. What score? Uh, hockey, Pittsburgh, penguins versus the New York Rangers. It's six to nothing. The Rangers are six to nothing is basically like winning.
Speaker: 56 to nothing in football. Jesus. Oh, shit. I made some money today. Not a lot, but I made some money. Jesus Christ, this guy. No, I bought money. Do you need to go live? I gotta go live, because I made some money. Oh, my God. That scene cracks me up, because he's the way he owned. Oh, Chris, you got an unopened beer?
Speaker: Yeah. I saw a trend on TikTok. Do you have a tea towel? No. Have you seen that? No, I'm not doing that right now. No. I want to see if it's true. I don't drink out of cans. Well, okay. I can't do it here because I don't have the room, obviously. Obviously. I want you to try to do it on air one time. But if you want me to try it, I'll
Speaker: When I'm, when I'm live on TikTok, I'll try it live on TikTok. I honestly want to see if it works because I saw it twice and they both opened their camp basically. It's basically it's like the same thing from where people were doing this.
Speaker: but you snap it and open up your beer can. Yeah. It's, it's the same thing as, you know, where people, the trend before where people taking butter knives and they were like, they had a bottle and they went, and then 90 % of the time it just broke the bottom. It does. It always breaks the bottom. If you've ever tried to open up a beer bottle, I did a video for that. I did, I did a video for that and I went, I saw that new one and I was like,
Speaker: Oh, we need to do that. I only buy energy drinks in the morning for work. And by the time I get home, I've drank one and then I start working and then I just crack up the other and I go, damn it, I forgot. No, you know, I did that that bottle with the
Speaker: with the butter knife train that basically I hit the bottle and then I grabbed it and said, stop being fucking idiots and open, open the bottle. Yeah, because it's just great. What was it? I was drinking with some buddies and we couldn't get our, we were, we were in a, in a carpentry shop.
Speaker: And it was kind of dumb moments. We had one of those dumb moments where we were in a carpentry shop with every tool you could ever want, and we couldn't find a bottle opener. And I was like, and we tried to open it similar to that, just the way they do champagne bottles, really just dragging across the top. And it broke the bottle. And I was like, well then. And then we realized there's like 400 machines in here. We can literally just
Speaker: use the machine to open up the beer. But I didn't see that. I was like, that sounds cool. I want to try that. I thought that would be a cool trick to do at a point. And then you turn around and smack the guy behind you in the ass with the fucking towel, because it's funny. Why are you smacking guys on the ass, bro?
Speaker: Well, you know me, I'm Philly. It is Saturday. Saturday and Philly today. Saturday, everybody. Yas queen. Yas. I wonder if I can - Can't make fun. What did you say? You can't make fun because that would be homophobic. We're not making fun. I know. No, I'm safe from the listeners and stuff. We're embracing.
Speaker: I'm kind of mad Nick's not here. I have a question for him. My neck isn't long enough, dammit. Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Nick's not long enough. Yeah, I was trying to. I was going to... I think there's something I'm going to. But I was trying to... I was going to... go live on TikTok. Oh, while you're live on here? Yeah, while we're doing the show.
Speaker: But my, like my thing that my phone was on. Oh, okay. The little holder. It's not, it's not long enough to bring over here and flip my camera and put it on my laptop. I see. So that's how you're talking about your neck. I was like, what are you fucking supposed to be a giraffe? What are you a fucking giraffe? Calm down giraffe boy.
Speaker: I did hear, I called a co -word to the other day. I was like, hey, I got a question about this. He's like, dude, I can't right now. I'm higher than giraffe pussy. And I went, what? I was like, OK. It was like 6 o 'clock. Work was done for him. I worked till 7. But I called him because I had a question. He said, dude, I'm already higher than giraffe pussy. I can't. I was like, all right, I'll call you in one day.
Speaker: I did watch I don't know why but I'm on the stand -up kit
Speaker: I can tell you why because you fucking you you literally just fucking watched. Now all of a sudden you want to watch every well, no, I was watching every every every stand up that you can come across. Well, the problem is only certain ones are funny.
Speaker: Like we've discussed the fact that I'm like, it's personal Netflix. It's not great. It's personal preference. Like, right. You, you like cat Williams. I don't, I don't find cat Williams that funny. Really? You know, I, I used to, what's going on? Take your time. We're live right now doing the podcast on YouTube, nonsense, go nonsense podcast. If you guys want to jump on there and hang out with us. But, um,
Speaker: I used to love Chris Rock back in the day. I don't think his stand up is that great anymore. No, it's not. I watched that new special he did. It was funny, but it was more like this guy's pissed off. Yeah, even like Jeff Dunham. His older stuff, I thought he was hilarious. His newer stuff, hey, how you doing, Sunsets? What's going on?
Speaker: How you been stranger? Um, you know, his, his newer stuff, it's, you know, there's some things that make you laugh and make you chuckle and whatever, but it's not like, it's not consistent. Burke Chrysler is very, very consistent. And, oh my God. And everybody likes to like.
Speaker: hate on and shit on Dane Cook. But Dane Cook was consistently funny as fuck. He's got a special on HBO. It's like tourgasm or something like that. And I'm debating if I should watch it. Tourgasm, I actually have that set, to be honest with you. So it's, what would you compare Dane, that tourgasm to? More leaning towards...
Speaker: Uh, it's more bird pressure, but that was like their two word thing. We are sorry. We are live doing the podcast right now on YouTube. Now, since we're nonsense podcast, if you guys want to jump into the conversation, so it's not all like crazy one -sided. You hear another voice in the back and that's my co -host. Sorry for those of you who are watching this live on the podcast.
Speaker: But I am live on TikTok and I figured why not go on TikTok and watch this in both places? Why not? Watch this in both places or come over and hang out with us on YouTube. Oh man, this thing is heavy. It's tough being the champ. So stop wearing it. Hang it up behind you. How about you not worry about it? And how about you just let me be the champ? Then stop complaining about how heavy it is. Oh my God. I'm building up my muscles. So buy it in aluminum next time.
Speaker: I hope you've seen those aluminum polishing videos. You can polish fucking aluminum like you read about That's a wormhole that's dangerous, dude. Have you been down that wormhole? You can suck the chrome off of a research, but They're all good at something Damn shame you're my ex -wife No, seriously. Have you been have you been down that wormhole of aluminum polishing?
Speaker: like Peter Griffin a family guy when he fades off when I do the
Speaker: No, I got into I got into this algorithm that was aluminum polishing algorithm and watching these guys just they started with like a gas tank on a semi truck and they polish it and I'm just like It's all time -lapse. So nobody's talking or anything It makes me want to polish a little That shit you get dirty doing that shit
Speaker: I used to do it. I used to work in a company called Excel Buffing and Polishing. And we'd polish rims for Buick's and Corvette's. Third shift for 12 hours. And you literally start with a die grinder in your hand that's sanding rims, just all mine. And you have to basically come up like little games to keep yourself occupied or you'll go insane.
Speaker: But we also got paid by the rim, so we also see how fast we can do it. Yeah, I think I would rather eat a bullet than clean rims. Oh, it was a fucking nightmare. The rims, they come out, they're freshly, well, not freshly, they're cast the day before. You can't hear me? And they're stacked nine to a pallet. Could be YouTube if you can't hear me. You can hear me loud and clear on YouTube.
Speaker: And you could put, I figured out that, I figured out the maximum limit that a forklift can take of those rims. And it was three stacks high. It was three stacks high. It was because each pallet would hold 48 rims and
Speaker: Mad love for my belt on on tiktok. Just so you know, that's because they can see themselves They can see it because they see that they see the awesome. It's blowing It's glowing. It's shining man. It's blingatastic I you know, it's gonna be one of those things like you're gonna when you buy a house when you finally buy a house You're gonna mount it on the wall. It's not light on it use it as a mirror
Speaker: Nicky's like, honey, we need a mirror. Don't worry. I have my belt. I got your mirror right here. We buy money, spend money on mirror. Well, eventually, eventually I want to order me a second one. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You won't have mirrors on you. There he is. There he is.
Speaker: This motherfucker. Fucking naked roll mole rat. Wow. I'm hearing your shit. No. I totally see you doing that. What? Literally. It's just spending $50 on a mirror at Walmart. You buy a $200 belt so to hang them all over your house so you have mirrors.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, just a little, uh, just a little, how do you do for me to the heads that like to talk shit? I was live on tick tock for seven minutes. Yeah. 200 viewers. Nice. So how about, so shout out to you non -content creating motherfuckers.
Speaker: Get on my level before you come in here. Seriously, I have friends from school, from high school and old colleagues from works. And it'll say like, you know, Bob Smith is following you. And you go onto their page and they don't have nothing. You're like, really, dude? That was a funny cat. He should do some content even funny.
Speaker: zero content. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I'm just saying, you know, everybody wants to talk shit and all that other goofy shit. What's going on, man? How you been, brother? When are you coming up here? When are you coming up here and seeing me? Actually, you know what? You know what, Hoss? Hit me up. Hit me up. You got my number still. Or Brandi has my number. Nikki and I should come down for a weekend. I know you guys got 400 kids. So you can't skip out on the weekend. I don't have my kids on the weekend.
Speaker: Um, maybe Nikki and I can come down and do a weekend trip and hang out with you guys. Hoss is my boy. Hoss, I want your meat in my mouth. He's a barbecue. A little caveat. So that's your barbecue. Let me, let me, let me rephrase that.
Speaker: You know, Hoss is a barbecue guy and he cooks the **** out of stuff and it looks a **** and delicious. So, therefore, I want Hoss's meat in my mouth. This is foreign convicts, not kids. Let's be clear. Foreigner convicts. They, they pretty much are convicts. You ain't wrong. Little **** There's days when I have all these people at my house on the
Speaker: You can't do nothing. No, because literally they take over every screen in the house, except for the computer screens, because the only computer in the house. I will swallow your meat a hundred percent. Barbecue, teriyaki.
Speaker: Freakin frequency hickory bacon Port wine Damn, I haven't eaten you fucker. All you guys are done like stock food. I'm fucking hungry. I know I'm hungry I did see something cool. I'll send you the clip there it's You take you take a big tortilla and you you spread
Speaker: ground beef on it, and put some other things on it. Then you roll it like you do a burrito, and cut it like you would sushi, and then fry it. And then you make a dipping sauce, and it looks good as fuck. I said to my mom, like, I know what we're eating tomorrow. She's like, yeah, I'll make that. When you get all the ingredients, I said, don't worry, I will. Have a good grocery shop tomorrow.
Speaker: That's. All week long, I work and I want to all I want to do on the weekend is fucking nothing. But it seems like apparently I'm the only one in the grocery shop. I'm the only one that can do things outside the house. Like, as you know, you can't drink the water that comes out of the tap. So we buy we buy the big water bottles or they're five gallons. Apparently I'm the only one that can go get them.
Speaker: because so, okay. So I got a question about that. Yeah, go ahead. Um, hold on a second. Yeah, take that. Cause I got an answer for you. I'm trying to, I think I know what you want to know, but Nikki's still at work and we're both hungry. I thought they closed already. I don't know when they get, I don't know when they closed.
Speaker: Aw, dude, you should definitely, Haas, I got a question for you. Sorry, Jeff. Go ahead, go ahead. I totally don't even remember what you just said. Okay, so. But no, wait, one second. Yeah, but. Haas, do you do beef jerky? Ooh. And then what were you gonna say? What'd you say, Jeff? So, so. Oh, that's right, the water bottle. Okay, the water. Okay, so like up here in the States, a lot of people have,
Speaker: water filtration systems and stuff like that in their houses or or they buy the britta yeah like britta filters and all that fun stuff can you can you do that you can or i've actually uh i've i've installed them into houses for friends of mine and stuff but
Speaker: I don't I think it's made mainly just for water softening because the biggest problem with the water here is there's so much calcium in it When you when you replace your water heater, it's like half full of calcium It's ridiculous, dude, but I don't think anybody drank right out of the tap
Speaker: Um, so you cook with the water out of the, the, the girlfriend or the five gallon job. Um, you cook with the water that you drink and any, anything you're making to drink, you make with that. The only thing you use the water that comes in your house, the shower, wash your hands and flush toilets. Nice. All right, Jeff. You're on your own. You got to run this. Where are you going? My dog has to apparently go outside. She's looking at me all crazy.
Speaker: Well, actually I was gonna say let's wrap it up cuz I'm gonna go watch that fucking tourgasm Hey, Jeff's gonna wrap it up. All right. Well, we'll wrap it up Yeah, can you can you give me a couple minutes? Who's can you wait piss on the floor? Who's you piss on the floor? I'm gonna hit you with a click stunner Fucked you up No, I'm trying is literally standing at the door. Oh
Speaker: I know, I know. So I think she, yeah. So as soon as is she, she like, she's like, bro, I got to go right now. Yeah. We got to go. So now we do appreciate you guys listening. We appreciate you guys hanging out. I actually, I think I might jump on Instagram or Tik TOK. Uh, I thought Nikki would be home by now, uh, but she's not. I don't, apparently I don't know what time they close.
Speaker: But let's see. Let me see. Let's do. Oh, quick announcement. And I'll probably make the same announcement on Wednesday. Next Saturday, I will not be here. And the Wednesday after that, I will not be here. You're fired. Piss, piss, piss. Right, Golf Hawk? Golf Hawk, if you're on Instagram or TikTok,
Speaker: I'm gonna go live until Nikki gets home. I'm gonna take the dog out and then I'm gonna come back in. I'm gonna go live until she gets home. I'm actually gonna try and take the dog out now while we're in the show. So appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. We were kind of all over the place, like normal. I know, Susan, I'm coming. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok,
Speaker: Don't forget, you can join us live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays, 6 PM on YouTube and Twitch. You can come hang out in the chatters box, shoot the shit with us. All that fun jazz. Hell, maybe if you want to, we'll bring you up. We'll bring you up. All you need to do is have a phone or a laptop and I'll send you a link and you can come in and hang out with us.
Speaker: go ahead and check us out on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts. You can listen to us anytime, any place, all at nonsensical nonsense podcast. Give us follow, give us a like, and if you'd be so kind, give us a share and don't forget you can share the live show too. So that would be greatly appreciated. We're going to have to show up a little black top Mojo with their cover of the one and only
Speaker: Miss Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac, Dreams. Yeah. Because this is an awesome fucking song. It's a good song. And just in case I'm not back when the song was over, Jeff, just flonger around until I come back. Yeah, it sounds a lot. OK, OK, I got you. This is about to get interesting.
Speaker: Now here you go again, you say you want your freedom But who am I to bring you down? It's only right that you should play it the way you feel it But listen carefully to the sound
Speaker: Dreams of loneliness are like a heartbeat drives you mad Oh stillness of remembering what you had And what you lost Yeah, what you had And what you lost
Speaker: It happens when it's raining And players, they only love you when they're playing I say hey women, yeah they will come and they will go When the rain washes you clean, you know
Speaker: crystal vision but I keep my vision to myself but it's only me who wants to wrap around your dream but have you when it dreams you like to sell
Speaker: The beat drives you mad On the stillness of remembering what you had And what you lost You know what you had And what you lost Oh, and thunder only happens when it's raining
Speaker: And players, they only love you when they're playing I said hey women, yeah they will come and they will go When the rain was set to clean, you know
Speaker: And players, they only love you when they're playing Nothing, women, your day will come and they will go And when the rain washes to clean you
Speaker: Oh Jesus, cow, cow.
Speaker: Yeah, buddy. A little Blacktop Mojo for your ear holes to wrap the show up. We appreciate y 'all listening. As always, we appreciate y 'all hitting that chatter's box, giving us hell, chit -chatting with us, all that fun jazz. We will see you Monday night. I'll be back. I can't vouch for Tony, but I'll be back. I'll be here on Wednesday. Jeff might be here Wednesday. Fuck, I don't know.
Speaker: Hell, at the end of the day, Monday and Saturday, you might end up with just me. I'm just saying. Three months, dude. So if that happens, I don't want to be alive here. But I'm also going to be alive on one of our other platforms, whether it be Instagram or TikTok. But I'm going to come in here and kind of do the show and shoot the shit. And I'm going to figure out a way where I can
Speaker: get the camera for TikTok and Instagram on my laptop as well. But - I can't go live off the laptop on TikTok. I'm trying to - No, yeah, no, I can't. This motherfucker just started his life. He literally - I just saw it. I just saw it. I was like, really? If he is. It was because he was on that other app getting in trouble and getting yelled at. Let's be honest, you know Tony D was catching 17 different kinds of hell. Oh, a hundred percent, guaranteed.
Speaker: But anywho, we'll see you guys Monday with a brand new episode, same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. We'll see you when we see you. Jeffrey? What do you want to say to these sumbitches? Deuces. I'm going to make fun of Tony. And with that being said, I'm going to tell him to invite me up. I bet you he won't. I'll bet you he won't.
Speaker: And with that being said, be good. Be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers. I don't know what to do. It's a button. What's in the box? It's a button. What's in the box?
