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Speaker: well Excuse me. What's going on, everybody? Happy Wednesday. is and This is what the fuck news. We are your number one source and news of what the fuckery nature. I'm click police was in the building. I'm here. I'm here. I am here. Please is still filling in for the recovering Connor.

Speaker: Jeff's MIA. Apparently he doesn't know how to pay his bills and forget to pay his electricity bill. mit So we have Cam in the building so hanging out with us. He might be coming around and becoming a more regular face on Wednesday nights. We'll have to wait and see what happens. Always a countdown.

Speaker: What's that? Oh, I was replying to Brian. Oh, great. at Countdown smack. my

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Speaker: What's up with you, buddy? Um, looking over here and seeing.

Speaker: Brian sending me political stuff that I'll have to listen off listen to off the air. Oh, political porn. I love it. Yeah, political stuff. Political politics.

Speaker: I love me some politics. I mean, I know it's the Olympics or the presidential race. And I don't care about either one of them.

Speaker: there's a reason I'm not pointing at my wall.

Speaker: You're no politics fool. No politics. Save that but for me. Yeah, yeah. Save that for the. Hey, I got a flag with Kamala on it. Okay. Is it a Russian flag? but but but but Why do people put faces on flags? It's so weird. yeah i i I've got a lot of flags hanging around my room, but they're not like American flags. Like I've got a Cleveland Browns flag. I've got a Michigan flag. I got a do not trade on me. There's a house divided flag back there. There's another Cleveland Browns flag flying on my, my patio, uh, on my fence. I don't, I do not have a single American flag in my house. My dad doesn't see this live and he really thinks I have a Kamala flag in my room.

Speaker: You're going to come four hours and kill me. I think I have a South Carolina flag in my living room. There's a flag for every occasion. I want to get a nonsensical network flag. You don't have one yet? That'd be cool. I don't have anything. Maybe I haven't had those. I need to get shirts made before the end of the month. And apparently, I'm going to have to do so something because, oh, real quick before we get into the news.

Speaker: um Coming up Labor Day weekend, Saturday and Sunday, up in Northeast Ohio. Saturday will be at the 5 -4 distilleries. And Sunday will be at the Iron Horse Saloon. um I'll be hanging out doing some stuff with doing some MC stage announcements and warm up the crowd something. I don't really know what I'm going to be doing. I'm just going to have a microphone and I'm just going to be talking.

Speaker: friend cra Southern outlaws band, they're doing a couple of gigs. I know lot though one is for disabled veterans. So that's going to be really cool to be able to take part in that. And then the very next weekend, I believe it is, I will be, well, the show will be, but I'll be the only one there will be at Buckeye axe throwing here in town for national beer day.

Speaker: beard day, they're going to be doing a beard competition and their one year anniversary. So I'll be doing the show live from there. I got a couple of events where I'll be out and about and doing things and taking the show with me. I will be taking the show to the concert with me because I'll be busy that night and I won't be able to sit down and do the show, but I'm going to try to pop in in between things and, and I'll have Nikki do some videos and stuff like that for me. But, uh,

Speaker: But I will be busy that Saturday night. So guys, ah if you're in the Northeast Ohio area, head on up to Newton Falls. I believe it's in Newton Falls. I can't remember the other town, but I know it's Iron Horse Saloon and Five Fours Distillery. Head on up and check out a couple amazing musicians, a couple amazing music acts, and then September 7th, if you're in the central Ohio area, if you're in the Newark area, mik area come on out to Buckeye Battle Wax. We're going to be doing a beard competition. Uh, they're going to have some, and think I think they're going to try to do something with some specialty beers, uh, for beer day. And then we're also going to be celebrating their one year anniversary. And I will be there live in person doing the show so you guys can come up and hang out. But I would like to get me some, uh,

Speaker: some swag to wear some, you know, I'd like to like for clicks out some music and nonsensical nonsense. Let's see if I can swing that and make that happen here in the next couple of weeks. That's dude, you might be able to get something made like on Amazon custom for like so I can probably go to one of the local print shops in the area and have something made within a day or two, to be honest with you.

Speaker: um But I was thinking about doing it like my, my clicks house of music logo on the front and then across the back, do nonsensical network, something across my shoulders or something. I don't know. I'll have to figure something out more weeks used to do that. So, but anywho, lots of things happening, man. Lots of things happening. I just did a really good interview last night with, uh, Darren, uh, honing. Uh, he was awesome. We wound up going an extra hour over.

Speaker: Uh, we, because we were just chit chatting and conversating. He wants to do some more stuff with the network. He wants to come on your show, please. Um, hell yes.

Speaker: He, and I think he'll be fun on there because he's just got a good vibe about him and likes to hang out and have fun. And then he wants to be a guest on Cash's wrestling show and talk some wrestling with Cash. Some wrestling? Yeah, he unveiled a secret about himself. The fact that he's a Huge wrestling fan. And a lot of people don't know that he's like, I want to come on your son show. i I watched it. It was really cute. So do you guys do that together? He was like, I want to be a part of that sometime. Hell yeah, man. Come on on. I am yeah look there. is I'm trying to find, I'm trying to see how far that acts, acts the way places from me. Wow. That's four and a half hour drive. who That's not too bad of a drive.

Speaker: No, it's not. class on the couch Or we can kick Nicky out of the bed and we can cuddle. We can cuddle. but we can call on Oh, shit, gas is so much cheaper up there, too. Oh, fuck. I've never done that before. And here's some what the fuck news. Fucking breaking coming out of Ohio. Legal weed sales. It's a thing now. Go get your toke on. Yeah, get your toke out, stoders. It is official as of yesterday.

Speaker: Legal weed is legalized recreationally. So everybody should be happy. And, you know, as, as one gentleman said, when they interviewed him, I'm the first person to buy legal weed in Ohio. And I'm going to go home and sit on my porch and smoke it because there's nothing anybody you can do about it.

Speaker: i don't know if you played The first person. And all of our, he was the first person in his area. I'm envisioning like the weed store. Remember back in the day, and Cam, I know you might be too young for this. We remember back in the day, like at like music stores or waiting for concert tickets or something, you would like people or would camp out like outside of a ticket venue or or like a yeah like new artist was getting ready to drop a brand new album. And they would be like camped out lined up along the sidewalk, all the way down the sidewalk.

Speaker: I can only imagine that's what it was like around these weed shops. Like everybody, whos all the stoners were just... Yes. I have seen that, yes. At weed shops on the West Coast. Absolutely, it does happen.

Speaker: ah You said he's, he oh you wonder if he was the first one. Do you think the state called ahead to all the other dispensaries and said, okay, everybody stay closed for just 15 extra minutes because we're going to have this one that's going to sell the, furt make the first sale.

Speaker: yeah went that really I'll tell you what, that was probably the happiest group of Uh, the happiest group of people, if they were just like camped out along the building, I bet there wasn't a single problem. Everybody was probably already. Baked when they got there, you know, Sharon Munchie. I've never, I've never, I've never come across an angry stoner. Wait until four 20 pops off there, dude. The first four 20 in all like legal States, it's usually a celebration and I'm definitely up there for that. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm sorry. Maybe we could do a live show then. I'd be down. That's it. I'd be down for it. I mean, I don't partake in that stuff, but I 100 % be down for it. um Brian said, please, pun intended, please up the economy.

Speaker: yeah Yes. Yeah. So, return to the OTC. That was a good pay -per -view. Uh but uh any any any whoie. Shall we uh jump into a couple news stories? Yeah, that's a **** loop. Uh you know, we got the new guy in the building. Should we just, should we put in Johnny on the spot? Yes. Y 'all **** did that to me last week. after condition i've been in a hu yeah okay

Speaker: Um, oh so Cameron, what do you, what do you got for us? And what do you got for us in some, what the fuck news? Make us say, what the fuck, Cameron? It's not i really what the fuck, but I thought it was kind of interesting. So in England, um, it was on July 29th. There was a, um, wedding hour. Have y 'all heard of the concept?

Speaker: ah what i haven't a wedding a wedding owl. It's a it's a ring bearer and it's a it's a pet owl and they get a out they hire an owl handler and they come in instead of like a you know a ring bearer it's an owl that flies across the room with the ring. but That's what I want a giant predatory bird to carry my. nose This couple in England hired the owl and the handler And he, uh, flew away with the rings and hid in for seven hours and perched up to a tree and was hissing at people. And they had to get him down with chicken. Oh my God. al that I refuse. I refuse to allow this weapon to happen or wedding to happen. If anybody objects to this wedding, please stand up now. The owl is like, nope, not today. Or was it an elaborate scheme by the handler to steal their wedding ring?

Speaker: Ooh, you think the owl handler was having an affair with the bride to be? Ooh, or the groom to be? oh yeah anyway report Not really what the fuck were they being? I thought it was interesting. I was like, okay, that's odd. But what was really odd, um about two weeks ago, there was a man in Vietnam that went to the ER.

Speaker: with abdominal pains and what he felt to tell the ER was that he had shoved a live eel up his anus. Ooh, I love butt stuff news.

Speaker: But what makes it even worse is that when they went to go remove the eel, he had shoved a lime into his anus after so the eel wouldn't come out. A lime? Yes, a large lime.

Speaker: But the eel, instead of going out that way, because he tried to go out, but the alarm was there, he ate his way into his abdomen. And the guy almost died, but he lived.

Speaker: oh yeah good Was the eel still alive when they pulled it out? Yes. Because they said that they can live in those type of any basically any environment for very long time. I think some eels actually come up on land and breathe.

Speaker: breathe oxygen as well. I was trying to figure out why you fucking put the roadblock up.

Speaker: I mean, was there no thought process there? Okay, I'm gonna steal my ass. And just in case he wants to fight out, I'm gonna block him in with his line. But when it is, wait a second, I blocked off fuck.

Speaker: Yeah, that's why. Yeah, that's that's my thing. Like I was it was it was it a form of like sexual pleasure or was he like? Yes. Yes. So that was determined by objects or is this like a new way to unalive yourself inside?

Speaker: ah Sorry doctor, I slipped and fell on. No, instead he's put like controllers and remotes and like anal, like actual like toys and shoved them all the way into his anus and he's had to have them removed before. I mean, at least he's using toys up until that point, but I mean, what do were you reach? Somebody using the remote that you had removed from your anus like, Hey man, don't touch that remote ah too late. That was my anus last week.

Speaker: And she goes in the trash and the story never spoke up. Where's the television remote? You're probably going to want to put gloves on before you touch that lot. I shoved it up my ass. How come the mute button doesn't work on this thing?

Speaker: There's some blockage in there. Hold. Oh, oh. It's a cord. Yeah. Why is there corn on your remote? Welcome to what the fuck news, John.

Speaker: Garden, ah yeah, just like they just like random household. items this looks like you could be fun today i shove this up i think I think I shared the mango story one Saturday night to you guys. It was a gentleman. There was a gentleman when I was stationed in Northern California. There was a gentleman TDY there. and They got a mango stuck in his ass.

Speaker: but

Speaker: Definitely not a starter fruit, but it was definitely a finishing fruit. But that's ya yeah, yeah. The mango is not supposed to go into that. It's supposed to come out of that hole, not go into the hole. I think i think that's when I developed my unhealthy relationship with butt stuff news. I don't know. I hear butt stuff news. I'm like, it just makes me think of Mingo. Hey, the next thing he needs to try is a pineapple. Ouch. Oh, oh which part goes in first, the stem or the bottom?

Speaker: ah You would think you would do the bottom first. That way you would have the the leafy part to grab ahold of and pull out. Yeah, there's some some logistics there, buddies. I don't know.

Speaker: but Well, that was like a couple of years ago. We were we were used to doing news stories. Did a story about a guy. I think he was in England. And he shoved a war, like a World War II.

Speaker: shell up his ass, artillery shell or something like that. But it was like 10, 12 inches in diameter and in diameter and like 14 inches long. And it got stuck. Well, when he went to the hospital, he tried to telling him that he was doing work in the garage and he slipped and fell off the ladder and landed on it. It got stuck in his ass. I remember that night.

Speaker: to are you doing so much work naked

Speaker: To answer John, the news topic was a gentleman had got an eel stuck in his ass and then a line afterwards, like he blocked it in with a line and apparently the eel served to eat away at his abdomen.

Speaker: in order to escape. That's where we got off on putting other random objects up in the holes. Because apparently, apparently, there is a website, I forgot, I'm gonna have to look this up. but it It lists a bunch of, you know, stories, you know, of doctors, you know, telling stories of or not just doctors, but like the nurses, granted patient names aren't given out, but stories of, yeah, of of anal escapades and shit. So I mean, it's it's it's a thing.

Speaker: Yeah, they they have, there's one that actually chose x -rays. oh of Stuff that people have inserted into their anus, if you would like to say.

Speaker: Uh, that I heard those fruits stink like well, but yeah, like I've seen, I've seen, I've seen and read stories about people putting light bulbs up there. And it's like, how do you, you know what? That's a magical work of art in my opinion. I don't know how you shove a light bulb up your ass without breaking it. And then you manage to go to the hospital and everything else. And it doesn't shatter inside. Yeah. That's yeah. We're, we're way, we're way beyond the holding my beer point after that.

Speaker: Yeah. I can guarantee you we will never be together and I'll be like, hey, Blaze, hold my beer. I want to show you a magic train.

Speaker: You used to watch this light bulb disappear. I can make this light bulb disappear. It's a big, long, cylindrical way. He's aw.

Speaker: but and bar ah with the fuck out ah You know, as I said about the PETA stories, just because there's a hole does not mean you have to put stuff in it. This is true. You don't have to put things in in your holes.

Speaker: And it's always the Asian. It's always the Asian people that it's always the stories are always like out of Vietnam or or one of those weird countries out there that nobody can pronounce the name of.

Speaker: uh, that they're always shoving or India, in India too. I think a lot of them are fucking from America too, man. There's a lot of weirdos here. A lot of them come out from Florida too. the Florida man shoves ah X, Y, Z up his bow. Yeah. Well, that's, that's Florida. We've come to expect that.

Speaker: from florida leave me on yeah

Speaker: any any story that starts with Florida man or Florida woman, it's like, well, come to expect this. whatever now Whatever the next line is after Florida man is, it must be Tuesday. It usually involves some man like trying to fight an alligator in Florida. Some kinks have its stinks though.

Speaker: Uh, yeah, well, you know what? I guess if, if being kinky means I had to shove stuff that doesn't belong up my ass up my ass or some things that don't belong in my pecker hole in my pecker hole, I'm going to be just regular old vanilla Glick for the rest of my life.

Speaker: here

Speaker: Again, there's some weirder shit out there than furries, man. i yeah I'm not judging furries, but I mean, be weird. Whatever, whatever, you know, whatever makes you happy. If you're not hurting anybody and you're not hurting yourself, uh, whatever makes you happy, but I can still think it's weird. You know, if you want to dress up like a giant freaking Dalmatian and hump another giant Dalmatian, then whatever floats your boat.

Speaker: You know, Ryan, we don't kink shame, buddy. No kink shame. but

Speaker: I'm going to give you a wookie. Hey, you ain't a fucking wookie. You racist son of a bitch. Look, what do you have for us? You're not going to, you're not going to squash shame me. Oh no. See, that's the great thing about being the host. I have to go next. yeah You can switch it up. I always bring, I always bring a game material.

Speaker: So all that bleeds do do a a pretty good job last week with. the Just like, oh, fuck it. Jesus Christ, the robot, Jeff.

Speaker: Well, and then in that case, today's well one of my newest topic is, uh, is that a, is that a, is that a wet noodle in your pants? Or are you just too cheap to eat?

Speaker: All right, so this is coming out of this come out a upi dot .com. It's about Korean cre and air. On their economy class, they finally come to the conclusion, finally come to the conclusion, you would think this was a no brainer to outlaw, I'm sorry, to restrict ramen noodles in the economy class because they were too hurt ah hot and there was a lot of burning complaints.

Speaker: But apparently, because their their airplanes are, so remember back in the day when you got on a Greyhound bus, you shoved in there like a sardine. Well, our economy class on our airplanes have become that now. So we're just flying in sardine cans. So everybody is so packed in there that they're no longer serving ramen noodles. However, first class and business class, they don't get their ramen noodles because there's no burning thread up there. It's just really weird.

Speaker: so uh yes oh jesus christ back on the furries but but yes so because too many people were burning themselves they finally finally which you would think this was a no -brainer not to serve a hot boiling soup of water on a turbulent aircraft because you know moving vehicles to turbulence so yeah Yeah. and is' why And that's one of the other reasons why I say, what's going on, Arliss? Ramen noodles are terrible. Oh, absolutely. They're cheap. And that was it. You're already on economy class, and they're taking your taking your cheap food away because it's just mind boggling situation that ramen noodle has pointed out to me.

Speaker: and

Speaker: That's the other thing. Who, who thought, who thought, like you said, who thought this was a good idea? Let's, let's. Well, you think the world would have learned from McDonald's mistake about hot coffee and old people. So.

Speaker: I can't. I honestly cannot wait until I become the king of the world and I'm allowed to remove warning labels and we just let Darwinism take over.

Speaker: Oh, you're watching Kill Cam Kill His Cam. It's not working, man. It doesn't want to stand up. Hey, Cloverfield, take a break.

Speaker: Oh, man. So you guys are aware of the story back in 2014, where some random bear cub showed up in Central Park in New York. He was hit by a car but it was it wasn't hit there but it was hit somewhere else. But it was dropped in in Central Park left next to a bicycle.

Speaker: Well, apparently Mr. Brain Worms himself came out lot today, yesterday, and admitted it to being in the one that in 2014, this was his, we're talking about RFK here. So, Mr. Brain Worms. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you telling me ah Kennedy was involved in a car accident? So, apparently earlier that day in 2014, he was driving to go Falcon.

Speaker: I don't know what falconing is. I think it's like where you play with the Falcon and he lands on your arm and he flies away. and Anyway, rich, rich people. i'm almost risk people to be honest And so, but on his way to falconing, he says he hit a bear cub and killed it. So, oh, no, I'm sorry. Somebody in front of him hit it and killed it. And so he thought he would go ahead and collect it and eat it later. Cause it's legal in New York to pick up roadkill, which I'm starting to think is where his brain worms, worms came from with his roadkill diet.

Speaker: Yeah. and so But he admitted and then after that, he left it. He got busy that day. He had to go to some interview or he had to end up going flying somewhere, but he never got a chance to, uh, to, to take it home and dress it, you know, like you after you get in hunting, you, yeah, Brian, Brian could tell us all about that, how to dress the animal after hunting anyway. So.

Speaker: So he left some sort of get together with friends and apparently he was convinced that because he has to go catch ah catch a flight, he doesn't have time to run home and do that. Chopping it up. So as I said, he drives by and he throws it. area dumps it in He dumps it in Central central Park and purposely um sets it up with the bike just because he thought it would be fun.

Speaker: What the **** is wrong with the Kennedy family?

Speaker: ah So, that guy just keeps getting weirder and weirder and weirder. Yes, kana can't get it up. Yeah, I I don't I don't I I think it's one of those things if you if you are a part of the Kennedy clan.

Speaker: And you've survived and reached adulthood. Staying out of the public eye is probably in your best interest.

Speaker: Agreed. Agreed. Uh, they don't have the greatest track record when it comes to, you know, anything when it's a Kennedy. Well, well, look at RFK is riddled with brain worms, mercury poisoning. and apparently the cover -up of a ah hit -and -run on bear cubs, so yeah. but but what are yeah it and so that I don't understand what brain worms are. I don't understand like I heard i don't understand why you would even announce that knowing so he didn't he didn't really have a brain worm that fuckers just stupid but he came out and said he had brain worms didn't happen just like his mercury poison he said he ate too much tuna and he gave him mercury poison didn't happen he's just a what up geez let's just say is that even a thing if you eat too too much tuna you can get mercury poisoning

Speaker: mur fish does does contain a mercury and sometimes it's way too much but the point at which he was talking about was just outrageously stupid so his wife probably had an infection and the fish just you know mercury hey go get me a mercury and drive it all around

Speaker: Hey, how's it going, man? Gotta, gotta love our politicians. oh ah world so we can only talk politics when we're making fun of him. I like it. Well, no, it's not now. Now, there was no political talk about about him. I know. He's talking about him, him, and and a story he shared. A connection to a bare stage hit and run from like a decade ago. Some stories you don't share. I've been telling but tell Jeff that for years. Just some things yeah you don't have to tell everybody at the end of the day. You you don't have to tell everybody everything at the end of the day.

Speaker: Uh, well, so he said that, cause he was, he was questioning, he's like, kind of like, why are we going to grab the bear to eat it? I mean, aren't you like rich? And he was like, is the redneck in him came out or some stupid shit? like

Speaker: Hey man, the meat's not damaged. That's good eating right there. no I guess so. I know growing up back home, I mean, you know, if somebody hit a deer, it wasn't uncommon for a sheriff's deputy to call one of the known hunters or that we'd go out and be like, Oh, well, yeah, we can, we can, uh, you know, we can save it, whatever, do whatever with it. And if it was a fresh hit, you know, not like they're calling them three days after the fact. And it's been out in the July heat for three days and it's all bloated and everything like that. But a fresh hit the deputy would do yeah

Speaker: you know ask Ask him what do you recall what of they ge gee's asking what a black I'm not getting political. Stop it, Josh. Stop it. so vi i said hi oh But yeah, and the day we'd go out there and if it was salvageable, if it wasn't too damaged, then yeah, they they would take it back and feel, dress it and do what they needed to do and process the meat out and be like, Hey, and he don't have to, you don't have to claim it. So it doesn't go against, you know, you're your, your tax for the season. So, no, I, no, I, I, so I have no problem people doing it. Cause I, like, I remember stories like in the state of Virginia, it wasn't legal to hit your road kill, but it was legal for the person behind you. So my, my

Speaker: my father and his brothers would follow each other. But the thing is, RFK fucking picks his cub up early in the day, six in the back of his SUV all day long. I was going to say all day long. yeah Yeah, that's a different story than getting a call from, you know, and you know, and I grew up in Podunk middle at middle of nowhere, you know, so a lot of we do a lot of the show and we didn't have a local police department where I grew up. but The only police that came out, and we knew pretty much the entire Sheriff's department. So, you know, they knew who were hunters and who wasn't hunters. How I can't tell you how many times we've been sitting at my buddy's house, fucking off. And here come a deputy into the driveway. Hey, somebody hit a deer down the road. You guys want to come check it out? Jump within his dad's truck with him and drive down and his dad be like, yeah, we'll take it back and take it back to the house. And that, you know, right then and there do what we need to do with it.

Speaker: yeah You're not picking up roadkill. Throw it it in the back of the truck and be like, I'm going to save that for later. like don case i get hungry It's not it's not a meat locker. It's a fucking car sitting outside with the sun beating down on the wind. This shit. No. Yeah. That right there, that shit was rank as fuck. Yes, yeah exactly.

Speaker: Yeah, you're not. Yeah. Yeah. Like I said, you're not just throwing a dead, you know, like you're going to be driving down the road and be like, let me pull out my Bowie knife here and cut a slice off not as I drive down the road.

Speaker: No, I mean, maybe if we're going through an actual zombie apocalypse, but no. But yeah, a different story. But again, you still want to get it feel dressed and processed as quick as you possibly can. You don't want to. Well, no, I'm talking about like later that day type shit. Well, you all can't get to it right now because, you know, there's a horde of zombies, but we'll save it for later. I mean, OK. And that situation. But if I'm driving down New York because I'm a rich guy going falcon. yeah

Speaker: Like I said, you know, brain worms will make you do crazy things. decision as As the great Rick James once said, cocaine's a hell of a drug.

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Speaker: Yeah, that'll develop rain, right? If you do too much, right, kids? but Drugs are bad. Don't do drugs. We can, we can talk drugs, but we can't do drugs anymore. Dammit.

Speaker: Don't let me forget. I have something that I want to say about that movie. When we come back, we're gonna take a real quick break and I have something that I want to say. Oh, the Karens are out buddy. Oh my God. The Karens are out.

Speaker: Oh, no. We're going to take a real quick break. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. Got a little little little song here from ah my guest last night, Darren O 'Hannon, and his boy Ty March. It's called Throw Him Back. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. Oh, wait a minute. Let me try that again. Back in the back, boy. All the boys ain't cutting shit out.

Speaker: Tearing up a corn feed with this 10C in my cup Truck's not way up, cold 45 miles to the up All night, all day, get a little carried away, carried away Girls drinking real wild with this cheap shade out that back Backwoods in the backwoods, round the bonfire chasing down Jack About to throw it on back, back, back, back, on back About to throw it on back, back, back, back, on back, on back Extra singers you didn't know I ride down them dirt roads Tipping that jack real slow Tearing dirt up in the fields Jacked up truck my cover wheels 45 popping steel You know a good deal You know a good deal I been crossing them county lines Blowing all them stop signs Trying to find my peace of mind Talk shit, get hit Little boy, big bitch Don't be the next to my hit list You'll be the first, get checked, quit

Speaker: Back in the back, boy, all the boys didn't cut shit up Tearing up a cornfield with this Tennessee my cub Truck's like way up, cold 45 miles to hell All night, all day, get a little carried away, carried away Girls drinking red wine with this cheap shit out, back, back Backwoods in the backwoods, round about five, chasing down Jack About to throw it on back, back, back, back, back, on back

Speaker: Came out here to raise some hell Crankin' up them JBLs Pants, hair, cowboys from hell Clear mixin' our bar, blast from Taco Bell Shorty finna black out, she rocked that good girl well Givin' us a good story to tell Posted on the gram, comments all I got Now it's wild time, it's wild time We be tearin' it up in the south side Cracked them canes of a bush slide Shock gun to the face, hit just right Shock gun in the truck, bet damn right Damn right Back in the back for the other boys here, cutting shit up Tearing up a cornfield with this Tennessee in my cup Trust like way up, cold 45 months to hell All night, all day, get a little carried away, carried away Girls drinking red wine with this cheap shit out that back Backwoods in the backwoods, round the bonfire chasing down Jack About to throw it on back, back, back, back, back, on back About to throw it on back, back, back, back, back, on back, on back

Speaker: Hey, welcome back to What the Fun News, everybody. Well, you know me, I'm Glick. The police is here. The family's here. Chef forgot to pay his electric bill, so he's not here. Even though I'm not quite sure what the electric has to do with the internet, but nonetheless.

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Speaker: we will rare If you'd be so kind we greatly appreciate that before I went to break I said I was gonna touch on what thing real quick about Deadpool The Karens are coming out and I seen a a little YouTube real or YouTube short because I couldn't be bothered when I'm watching the entire video And this lady Took her kids to see Deadpool 3 because they wanted to see it And she was like, Oh my God, Deadpool three ruined my kids. Um, Ever since we've gotten home, they've been swearing and blah, blah, blah. Now they're trying to kill themselves, kill each other because they think that there's, uh, multidimensions and multiverses and and everything else.

Speaker: And she wants to boycott Deadpool. I think we should boycott her parenting rights and take her fucking kids away from her. You can't teach your kids. You can't teach your kids the difference between reality and movies at the end of the day. I don't know what the hell that was all about. Yeah, like that was the thing. None of the Deadpool movies have been their rated R.

Speaker: Hold on. What did I miss? What did I miss this Karen? they when There's a YouTube short that I've seen. And she basically said that Deadpool three ruined our kids. And they're running around like a bunch of little fucking assholes. And they're also trying to kill each other, literally kill each other now, because they think that there's multi dimensions and multiverses and that there's different variants and different versions of themselves. This is all probably coming from a person that believes in a heaven of hell, like alternate dimensions and shit. Like.

Speaker: And I didn't want to I didn't want to come out and call her crazy Christian lunatic. But yeah, I mean, I mean, and I'm not saying all Christians fit this mold, but some of y 'all has this persecution complex. And here's the thing. Deadpool's been out for decades. If you don't know what Deadpool is and you take your kid to go watch a Deadpool movie, that's on you. and That is not on the movie. That is not on the kid. That is on you as a parent.

Speaker: And they're rated R they have all rated R. I mean, like, I let my kids watch the first one, but there was a certain scene that I had to fast forward through, you know, and Deadpool and meets his lady friend. And, you know, they have their year, their year long escapade, you know, but outside of that, my kids also weren't running around trying to.

Speaker: jump off of buildings or you know anything else. They yeah they know the difference and they've seen Deadpool 2 and they've and I sat down the other night with my son and we watched the new Deadpool.

Speaker: You know what's funny is when Cocaine Bear came out, there was a scene in that movie where two kids did, quote unquote, Hollywood cocaine. I say it because you we all know it was fake. Not a peep, not a fucking peep. Disney does a Deadpool movie and they joke about cocaine and people lose their ever -living fucking minds.

Speaker: it's like It's like, I'm bored today. What can I be mad at? Oh, comic books. Let's be mad at comic books. Let's be fucking mad at something that makes no sense to be mad at. Now people, people some people blow my mind, man. They they get this this, I don't know, like God complex, his self -righteousness about him. And it's like,

Speaker: Why did you take your children to go see a rated army? First and foremost, your kids sound like they're mentally retarded. So maybe they shouldn't be let out of the house without their safety helmets and box of crowns to eat. First and foremost, second of all. This is true, John. You know, that's like that, uh, that's like that one parent that, that took their kid to an X rated movie and said there, Oh wait, no, that never happened because that's not going to happen. Cause people think.

Speaker: Yeah, people use their brain. what Well, speaking of talk about my safety helmets and my crayons like that. I don't like that. as long as ah As long as you clean the window and you're done looking it, you're alright. Yo! Dude, I gotta tell you about that. Real quick, now that you say that. You're saying you're drooling on the window. hacking No! there was a lady a few weeks ago There was a lady two weeks ago at my work and she said she had a shirt and it said, my son has autism and it had like a little puzzle piece on it.

Speaker: I was like, Oh, you know, that's a cute shirt. And I was like, I wonder where the sun is. And as I say that in my head, I look at the window and he's licking the fucking windows on the outside. I'm like, yo, ah wait my window my son is on the spectrum. We think he has autism. So like, i'm I'm joking on it, you know, but I'm obviously, you know, I'm kind of going through a very mild version of it, but yeah now bye I don't know. I thought it was funny, like,

Speaker: It was just timing of it was like, what the fuck? My my my old, not my oldest, but I have a nephew who severely autistic. And when he was and diagnosed, me being the smartest that I am and trying to make a little light of a serious situation, and she was telling the family and I said, so is he the window licker or the booger eater? And she was like, really, k Chris?

Speaker: but that Everybody else laughed.

Speaker: She laughed too, but he was it was read the room, I guess. I don't know. He's a good kid. though i he's He's a really good kid. I'll talk about Levi like that. I'm just kidding. Levi's the only nephew I know.

Speaker: Trust me, there's some things that Levi does that makes me question. It's like being a Panther fan. yeah Yeah, there's that. But speaking of cocaine, this go along currently right now, the South and Northeast is dealing with Hurricane Debbie. Well, down in Florida,

Speaker: The hurricane Debbie brought more than a powerful winds and storm surge to Florida. A package of cocaine worth more than a million dollars also made landfall. Officials said making the latest in a string of recent discoveries of drugs along Florida's shores. Are we surprised that there's drugs along the Florida coast? Anybody fellow came from Cuba.

Speaker: yeah ah and I love how they put this, that Debbie would slam into the state as a cat one. Let's be honest, a category one is a severe thunderstorm at best. It's not that big of a deal, you know? This time, da this time Debbie does Texas.

Speaker: Debbie does Florida. Hey, look at that. Oh, the internet's back up. Yeah, the internet's back up. Well, the power's back up. Fucking the power went out and it's been out for all this time. And then the power. wed start and We start talking. We start talking cocaine and just like, yeah, look who shows up. a But um so. here hurt Yeah. a Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: No, hurricane Debbie Blue Blue 25 packages of cocaine. Approximately 70 pounds of cocaine onto a beach in the Florida King in the Florida Kings. The cocaine has a street value of over a million dollars. Wow. There's some happy Florida. Why would someone be reporting that? Well, because you that it well,

Speaker: some people are good people. but yeah me that's the same I some cocaine over here on the beach. Cam, you're like the guy that gets robbed by the drug dealer and calls the cops. So, yeah, I was trying to steal these drugs and you won't give me the drugs. but I took my son to see Deadpool. They said, **** you know, I got all this cocaine. God damn, where's the car? yeah It's all Deadpool's fault, damn it.

Speaker: ah The sharks are without their cocaine now. Damn it. Yeah. This is off of Texas. No, this is Florida. I just like the convenience of, you know, whoever was in charge of transporting said cocaine into the States or wherever it was going is now going to have to go back to his boss. I don't know. They have like regular bosses like we have. I don't know. how Well, that you it's it's kind of like, look at it. Look at it. Like you you, you know, your mafia films, you know, it's, it's stages, you know, the apple and the ba you yeah i happy a boss. So, uh, we lost your cocaine, but it was because of a hurricane is this kind of like, that's not an excuse. is this guy you yeah yeah to How you tell you, you know, like when we were in, in, in, uh,

Speaker: in school. Oh, my dog ate my homework. Oh, a hurricane blew all your drugs to the coast. Yeah, that's not going to fly. hit Cartel boss. Well, I don't know. I don't know what the I don't know what the power structure is or the I think it's it's it's it actually works similar to the military because most cartel guys are former military. Yeah. Sorry, mom. Sorry, dad. but The ah cartel boss just doesn't like me.

Speaker: They're going to give the dude's head to his parents. ah Bad news, Mom and Dad. so you You know I had a new job and everything was going great? Well, I lost that job, which means we're all going to die. We're all going to die.

Speaker: horribly a job than you have I guess it's okay to tell you. Yeah, I guess it's okay to let you guys do now. I worked for the cartel. I used to. I used to. And I lost drugs. They're on their way to chop us up and put us in barrels. I wonder there's gotta be like like a a A way where you're like, Hey, I'm sorry. I'll get it back. Well, Hallmark cards for drug lords. you know and because It is kind of like today out a section. Hey, sorry. I lost all your drugs. Is that a section in in Hallmark? that Yeah, that's something there. that You just don't go home. You just like, you know, on fuck it I'm not going home. It's over.

Speaker: move to Canada. You run. You run as fast as you can. You do what Jeff did. You move to Mexico and change your name. Yeah, well, unfortunately, they probably came from Mexico, let's be honest. Going to Canada. Those are my drugs, Cam. Those are mine. I'm going to kill somebody. Is that where we were at? Everyone's like running to South America. My ass is going to Australia, man. Nice. Where everything wants to kill you. Yeah.

Speaker: everything think' actually But nothing's physically looking to kill me. it's just everything Every animal there wants to kill eat or kill and or eat you. Well, in other cocaine news, ah a guitar center in Georgia has helped local police cease thousands of dollars in illegal drugs after discovering a sizable stash hidden inside an amplifier.

Speaker: i'm thinking of it ba amp was east i mean it was like was whos johnny cash usesuggler drugs and his guitar i was gonna say this am used on the um know Was the amp used on the latest Rolling Stones? children What roadie just lost their job?

Speaker: i think I think it's safe for Ben to be a roadie and lose drugs and to be a drug smuggler. Hey, come on. dude do it but Be better next time. Now go get us more drugs. Go get me more. better Go get more drugs.

Speaker: ah but it' So the combo amp looks to have been gutted to house drugs and act as a cover for the shipment. ah Brazenly, the dealers who police are trying to track down were shipping the illegal substance through the mail. Nice.

Speaker: um for answer end up like a yeah Only for the amp to end up at Guitar Center instead of where it was supposed to be going. a Uh, when, when the staff inspected it, they discovered cocaine and meth amounting to thousands of dollars stuffed inside. I'm telling you right now, the workers that found it are millennials.

Speaker: if they're If they're our generation, they're like, hey, who do we know we can sell this shit to? Who do we sell this to? And who wants to fucking party? like like I find that shit the first thing I do is like, hey, Blaze, who do you know? Exactly. Yes, yes. Yes. that Not everybody has a blade in the print group, though. Oh, I'm sure they're going. You do. You just don't know it. They're a little bit more sly than Blaze. Yeah. I'm just all out front with it.

Speaker: yeah get him Yeah, at the end of the day, it's definitely some millennial found that like, Hey, boss. Oh my God. Like, are you dead? No, I'm just, um' I'm still recovering from COVID. So I still have a whole bunch of like, signing slime that I'm not. No, he hasn't did since high school.

Speaker: Oh, that's not true. No, John. No, no, John. and Unfortunately, John, no, i'm I'm in one of those states where there's states around me that are legal. But I'm not. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride, all right, buddy? But right as you can tell, I don't know.

Speaker: a i used to i used to though I used to live in Oregon. I'm a West Coast donor living in the rural Midwest now. It's the weirdest thing. It does, right? yeah that's That's what I try to tell people, man. Do you have any other cocaine news? I do not. But in Georgia, a teen who has been in jail for the last two months, after his own dad and sister ratted him out,

Speaker: Oh, that's disowned for the, for the alleged sexual assault. Okay. Okay. Fair enough of a, of a donkey and the family's great Dane. So I'll get this movie and have a campaign story. It's one thing if you're sexually assaulting a human, but you know, just cause you're getting it off with the animals. The donkey's lives matter too. What are you talking about? The donkey's lives matter.

Speaker: there's our zoot talk Well, well, he, he, he, he's been detained. Uh, apparently, uh, I, I assume that it was perfectly legal to fuck animals in Georgia. ah no well I think it's illegal to fuck your sister than it is to your hand. But he, he also, he he also got some, some more new charge. He got some new charges added onto him while he was in jail.

Speaker: when a fellow inmate, when a fellow inmate was mocking him and making dunking noises. So he so he would proceeded to whoop the other inmates ass. His new nickname is Eeyore. The funny thing is that, uh, Blaze, you've seen Top Gear. Yes. Well, they did, they did this special where they were, they were in Columbia and they were trying to, that they were, their whole goal of being in Columbia was to find these,

Speaker: apparently Escobar had um uh hippos and the hippos got loose down at Escobar's gone and they stopped at this farm to get gas and they were they were talking to these guys at the farm and they're like hey where's all the chicks and they're like oh yeah there's no chicks in this area they're like so what do you guys do for you know meeting the ladies and they all point at a donkey

Speaker: And like Jeremy Clarkson leads into the other guys we got to get the fuck out of here They're like why is like they you know, and they have the translator translating this stuff It's so messed up like the the one guy's like so I don't even know how they got on the conversation But they they pretty much everybody in that little farm had lost their village lost their virginity to the local donkey and I'm like so It's time to move Now, as much as that is fucked up, I am curious who in their right mind, I wouldn't do it. Who in their right mind would go scavenge hunt something a drug cartel boss once owned and lost? Oh no, it's like, like, no, the thing is, is like these, these hippos have, they, they, uh, they were in a pen when Escobar died, the pen broke and they are literally just wandering the, you know, Colombian

Speaker: area landscape the landscape. Yeah, it's it's like this whole weird thing and and there at first they were like, wait a minute hippos aren't native to this area. Well, apparently Escobar had this whole zoo and then when esco lord died all the animals just kind of got loose and everybody he was like, yeah, **** it. I'm not getting paid to catch him. Do you think they're still alive? Yeah, they they've actually they've actually thrived. Oh, nice. They multiply.

Speaker: oh for them There's this whole thing about about how there's there's like a couple of giraffes going around and all this stuff that Escobar bought Well, you know that's where I had so much money. You could just like fuck it. I want drafting don't you yeah to Escobar's like shit. No, I i go ahead but but the So, so how long is this guy extra? Does he get for beating up? It doesn't say it just says that he had additional misdemeanor assault and battery charges added to his bestiality charges as well. What do you get from this reality? I'm just curious. Yeah, it's probably, it's probably, I don't think it's a felony.

Speaker: ah farming from g time maybe a say he's already been in jail he hes so i think it's a letter from beta

Speaker: yeah I don't know. i I mean, I don't I don't study the bestiality laws. I don't either. I'm just saying I was just might be something that might be something that Connor's a little bit more informative of with his you know, with his prefer I actually, that's funny, the the funny that John said that. Yeah, I was gonna say every state is different because in all honesty,

Speaker: um incest is, we joke around about it, but there are states that incest is legal. It's legal, yeah. Yeah, so you can... I think it's closer to more blazes than us.

Speaker: Well, yeah, well, I mean, that's not that's not a shot at you, buddy, but it's no, you're you're not wrong. I mean, I am in Kentucky, so I mean, yeah. to say Well, West Virginia has ah the whites, which is like that. You ever see that on Netflix or whatever it was? It was a documentary about the the the biggest incest family in America. They're like they they're cut off from society. Yeah, they're like they barking shit. Yeah, they don't even talk. They're so inbred.

Speaker: They're all, they're all like, they don't even have a language anymore. i'm the white i'm not really shit up I think it's called the the credible or marvelous whites or something like that. this this film this Yeah. It's, I can't remember what it's on. Yeah. Um, I obviously in Alabama incest is, is legal. I mean, just look at the people that i actually, actually found this thing on, on Tik TOK, I was going to bring it up. Uh, but it, there's.

Speaker: There's this guy on TikTok, he's finding all these weird laws in each state. Like in Missouri, it's illegal to throw a missile at a car. yep I don't know why you would have a spare missile laying around. I thought I did something like that on here once before. I don't like it.

Speaker: i know like it's trying we like ah I know in Charleston, South Carolina, it is illegal on Sunday to walk backwards and eat a donut on the sidewalk. there's so But it's illegal to be your wife on the courthouse steps.

Speaker: as this sun there's There's some landlocked state where it's illegal to hunt a whale or some bullshit. That's actually Ohio. It's illegal in Ohio to hunt a whale on Sundays.

Speaker: Now, I've lived, I lived in Ohio for 20 plus years. I can't think of a place where I would go hunt a whale any other day of the week, let alone something. I mean, right, John? I got a couple extra spare missiles, you know? Shit, today. Apparently, you can't throw it on a car. Shit, today, when I was coming home from work, I wish I would have had an extra fucking missile to throw out the window. Hey, Glick, you know what, Grace? You just asked me.

Speaker: Oh, Daddy, are you going to be on the news now? We're on the news, but not the kind of news you know about, Gracie. I got a story for you, boys. Well, hold on. Hold on to your bitches there. OK. No, no, no. Well, I'm not done. But if you got a story, we're going to take a real quick break, and then we'll come back. I got a couple more. But yeah, you can jump in. Oh, I got one that's right up your alley, buddy, that if you got some money together, I think you're going to want to want this place.

Speaker: so just breaking news. Here's the donkey arrested on the street corner for accepting. coaching bad this

Speaker: Stay tuned. Yeah, that's the kid's defense. The donkey was giving away blow jobs on the street corner. I paid 10 bucks. I got my bow job.

Speaker: Yeah, we're gonna take ah we're gonna take a real quick break. I got a little Zay Graslie for you with the campfire cologne. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. You guys check out Zay Graslie. He's on all the social medias and everywhere you stream music at Zay Graslie.

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Speaker: Yeah, buddy, a little thing grass. I love that fucking soul, man. That's a good song. He's got, he's got some, some pipes on him. Uh, I love that. That's probably one of my favorite songs by him. Uh, and I haven't got a chance to play it on any of the shows yet. I didn't even get to play it on the interview show, uh, because he has so many other good socks. That's it.

Speaker: But nonetheless, y 'all go check out Zane Graslie. Show him some love. He's on all social media and everywhere you stream music at Zae Graslie. Go blow up his spot. Guy's a hell of a musician and and and a really good dude. we had We had a good time hanging out and and never would have thought in a million years we would have so much in common. We just kind of hung out. We didn't really do like a full on interview. It was just kind of a hangout session.

Speaker: Uh, but welcome back to what the fuck news. I'm good. We got blazing in the building. and We got cam in the building. and Jeff finally played his electric bill. So he's back in the building. The whole fucking area. It was like six kilometers was out. I don't know what that means, but okay.

Speaker: standard measure Six kilometers, bro. Six whole kilometers. were It's almost five, four and a half miles. but

Speaker: that's ah That's a lot of people when, well, I don't know how the, I don't know the density of your area. Well, the the whole, sco all of cancun million people no, a Cancun is 1 .8 million people. Okay. It's only 10 kilometers across too.

Speaker: Oh shit. That's a huge trunk of power. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what the hell happened, but it's fixed now. any Welcome back to what the fuck news. It is a nonsensical network.

Speaker: Show production, whatever you want to call it. Good. Check us out on all the social medias. Check out all the shows. Uh, Monday's men caring for men men's mental health podcast. Tuesdays is clicks house of music. I'm hanging out with musicians. We're talking. We're getting to know them. We're playing some of their music. Wednesday nights is this show right here. What the fuck news Thursday nights is the newest show blaze with whose argument is in anyways.

Speaker: Friday nights is just kind of up in the air right now. It might be a flashback Friday. It might be a random, Hey, I ain't got shit to do on a Friday night. Let's go live for a little bit. Maybe, maybe if the kids aren't here and Nikki's at work or something, I'll, uh, I'll go on Twitch and go when I'm there.

Speaker: ah Saturday nights is nonsensical nonsense. It is the foundation show. It is the show that created all this. It's unhinged and apologetic. We call it the open door challenge because we dropped the link in the chatters box and we dare you guys to take the challenge and come on the show with us live while we ask you to turn the camera on and put your penis away.

Speaker: Nobody wants to see it. Well, maybe Jeff. but You are just a full jungle gym, aren't you, Cam? Yeah. And then Sundays is Jeff and Benji with Jeff's garage. if If it's got a motor and it fits in the garage, and they're going to talk about it. Last week, you guys talked about the new Corvette, didn't you? Yeah, and yeah the Nice. 1 ,065 horsepower from the factory, boy. That's a plain, bad boy. That's unnecessarily unnecessary. $150 ,000.

Speaker: probably That's cheap. I'll take my 180 grand on my pickup truck that I want and be happy. and You'll see nothing but daylight. I agree. Don't get me wrong. Hey, yeah you know what? That's fine because eventually you're going to stop at a stoplight and I'm just going to run you over.

Speaker: That's the really cool thing about the new Corvettes. They brought back the split window from 63. Oh, man. Look it up, Blaze. That thing is gorgeous. The split window? Yeah, the 63 Corvettes. Oh, man. I'll tell you that split window. You don't even know what you're fucking talking about. It was the bee's knees, man. Nothing better than a split window. You know why they won't let you do the split window after 63?

Speaker: I don't even know what the fuck a split window is. Do you think I'm gonna know why they want to do ah look look into it? It's called a split window. What do you think it means? Okay, just tell me what it is. and So I don't have to Google it instead of one window It has a beam down the middle of the windows windows. No. Yeah, like the side windows, but the back the back glass Instead of one piece. It's two Oh, the back windshield. It's got a pillar going. Yeah, it's got a pillar going down the middle. It's like a sliding window on a pickup truck. No, they don't slide it. I sent a picture on Snapchat. Yeah, there you go. Look at it. um fun in So it's technically the reason why they outlawed it is it's technically it's OK. Oh, yeah. no So they brought it back in the new one. But the new one is

Speaker: the the back hatch, the reason why they can get away with it is the back hatch isn't really a window, it's an engine cover. Yeah, nice. Anyways, you can follow You could get information like that. If you follow the network at the the nonsensical network on Facebook, Instagram X and TikTok, YouTube, Twitch, and you can listen on all the major podcasting platforms at the nonsensical network, or you can simply go to bio .lake slash nonsensical network. Let's get back in the news, boys. Jeffrey, legy what yeah what do you have for us? What's going on, Leggy? It's good to see you getting all here. We all love you. Split window. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.

Speaker: Well, I have a question for you um you. You and I talked about this a long time ago, about buying a bunch of land in the middle of nowhere, away from everybody, right? Yeah. Well, I found starting the perfect one. And starting a cult. Well, I found the perfect one. I drink the Kool -Aid. I found the perfect one for you. Drink Quicks juice. yeah All right, David, Brad.

Speaker: Well, I found it. Sorry, guys. It's been a waco. It's a nerd. It's a nerd. Everybody gets it's a little bit of Glick juice. Well, here it is, Glick. There is what you should buy. It is called Drake Island. It is it is just off the coast. um What coast? The UK. There it is. There's a... Oh, it's closer to Leggy. Yeah. However, this is why you should buy it.

Speaker: And let me show you. Is it haunted? It's Sasquatch friendly. Hold on. It comes with World War II cannons, the whole nine yards, and 15 ghosts. Yeah, I'm in. I'm back in. I'm back in. How much? How much? How much? 25 million pounds. What's that in American dollars? Call it 30 million. Call it about 30 million.

Speaker: Well, uh, but yeah, Drake Island, it's for sale. Um, it's got the house, the whole nine. It's basically an old port, but it is for sale with 15 ghosts. dude I'm not mad at it. It's about 600 yards from Plymouth, which is in the UK. It's an 18th century. It has 18th century candle can cannon still position all included in the sale. and they Can still work. Can I shoot cannons at Plymouth? I don't, I'm sure you can replicate them.

Speaker: Can I fire cannons at Plymouth, is my question. So you can get to the main shore in 10 minutes by boat. I'm not mad. It's like I'm taking over the world. It's 600 yards from Plymouth. Yeah, so I'm going to go over here. That's the island. And then there's Plymouth. I want to do it just for the ghost. Right? I say we turn it into an Airbnb.

Speaker: if i buy a fucking island do you think i want people coming to it ah you don't go you you turn it into airbv come out get ghost hunting there um you can hear me right yeah put my airpod in it's ah a lot of the stuff i've been saying my kids are like yeah What does that mean? Oh, yeah. Cameron Cameron's going to create two thousand years of history on this island. What's this flagging mean? and My kids watching what the fuck news and now they're a bunch of deranged idiots. We should as soon as they were running in here, you were like, what about bestiality? And I'm just like, oh, my God, I'm going to have to explain that. You want me to tell you, tell your kids about your butt stuff stories that you were sharing with us.

Speaker: canny at the beginning of the show the other story like you you're you're real into the supernatural and stuff like that yeah if you ever wanted to dine with the skeleton yeah oh sure why not well you as a skeleton gonna eat at mcdonald's no less this is the world's creepiest mcdonald's it has a crypt underneath so when you're like you can see underneath her that's cool this is in italy Oh, is that the catacombs? No, that's in France. No, that's in France. This is this is in Italy. So it is ah I can't pronounce the name for Riccio, Italy, as a burial site underneath the fast food chain. Where's the Girovici at to explain to us how to pronounce it?

Speaker: but customers can look through the transparent glasses transparent glass and see skeletons underneath that's all trust oh trust me trust me like yeah i am i am i am well aware of your guys's haunted hauntedness trust me that's the only reason i want to come to like europe is as a history i want to see the buildings and i want to and i want to see all the ghosties I want to go to the catacombs. I think that'd be amazing, because it's literally just wall to wall. One could only hope you got lost in the catacombs forever. I know, right? What happened? Yeah, like, there's a full guided tour at this McDonald's. That's super cool. I say we get the jet and we head out. Well. Well, unfortunately, Bob's in the infirmary for making fun of the kid in Georgia and doing donkey sounds at him. I was about to say, is Bob still alive?

Speaker: Yeah, he's just locked up on retainer. He's he's doing his he's doing his jail time and he just got beat up by a kid in Georgia for making bulky noises. He's definitely part of us. I have another one. Oh. Oh, oh, shoot. The other story I have is the Olympics are are happening. So, I I have a new sport sport that needs to go into the Olympics. It's currently not in the Olympics. I'm going to go toss my ghoulies.

Speaker: This is really like like he said. Well, I did not know that. is So, so i go toss I'm going to go there's a new sport. I think that we can win. gold And know when I say we, I mean, any one of us, it is called car Jitsu.

Speaker: It is double jiu in the car. No, it's char car Jitsu. Basically, you ju Jitsu in a car. So, you basically like there was a certain movie that just came out in a car. Yeah, there's a certain movie that just came out recently and it had two guys that did like an epic fight inside of a Honda Odyssey. Yeah, here it is. Yeah, exactly. There was car fighting in the first Deadpool movie. This is car. Yeah, there was. three now You're in a vehicle and you you literally have to start with your seatbelt on and you got three minutes to take out your other guy.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: where bruce is say This is obviously somewhere in Europe. yeah I'm grabbing his bullies. Yeah, that it looks like he's about to grab his ghoulies. Looks like he's getting his homeboy. Looks like he's about to get a mouthful of ghoulies.

Speaker: I'm getting my 20 bucks worth, god damn it. His trick is the hot do it. That's his special move. And then I got one more. A little homo -erotic. A homo -erotic. I have another question for you, Glick. Well, Cam, you can answer this question. ah and And I can't really ask Blaze because he's single at the moment. do your Do your ladies have one of those little round mirrors on their dresser where they like do their makeup and shit. It's called a vanity mirror. Yeah. Well, yeah. The little vanity mirrors i saying this is the bathroom mirror, but yeah she's got one in her makeup thing that pops up. ah That's a compact. Yeah, that's compact. This vanity mirrors are literally they're they're literally a mirror that sits on a little stand and it flips side to side. Well, one side of it is concave and there is a new warning

Speaker: that you have to be careful with those because they're causing house fires. And this woman, this, and I'll show you this, this woman had her sitting on her dresser right here. This is the the culprit and it reflected and caught her house on fire. Like it reflected the sun. It reflected the sun. So ah oh oh yeah yeah my wife and I,

Speaker: My wife and I had one of these. But I was an idiot when I asked the question about those giant mirrors that somebody planted on a mountain. I said, wouldn't that catch something on fire? And you guys were like, bro, I'm fired, so. Well, here's the thing. And and you're yes you're you're correct and not about those mirrors. So those are mirrors you were talking about are just flat, flat mirrors. These concave mirrors, they they enhance the size of your face. They make your face look bigger. So they're concave.

Speaker: So when the sun hits them, all the sun goes to the middle and shoots out a beam. Funnily enough, my wife and I used to have one of these and we were outside goofing off and I was looking in the mirror. Like we were moving into the house and I had the mirror sitting on the truck and I looked at the mirror for a second and my beard caught fire. A freaking laser beam. It was a freaking laser beam. And it literally, because look at what happened to this lady's house.

Speaker: damn it it it caught like you can see how it it creates a perfectly little so how long were you standing there looking at the reflection of this in all seriousness no here's the crazy thing when when when i just just out there like it was like no it was like seconds dude because i was like i set it up there and i was playing with it i was like look one side makes my face bigger oh my gosh like if you're sure your wife didn't just set you on fire No, that was, that would have been you. She would definitely set you on fire. But yeah, so there, there is a warning in the UK about those vanity mirrors. There's a warning about, um more roica there's a warning in the UK right now about those mirrors that you should make sure they're not in the sunlight because they, they almost burnt this lady's house down.

Speaker: The motherfucker burned. The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. Laser.

Speaker: Inverted commas. The laser beam. I call it the Alan Parsons project. but those are the stories I found today. Oddly enough, my internet went out today and then my power went out. So as I'm searching stuff, I was able to find four stories and those were four stories I found. Then the internet went out for like three hours and then the power went out for two hours. So I'm like waiting on what's next. You should just pay your bills. I don't know. My bills don't, my bills not due till the 14th. I'm expecting some crazy Cancun story. No.

Speaker: No. It's special UK sun, is that it?

Speaker: wait literally he's to good son rains it'll it'll It'll set a house on fire, but it so ah sure as hell won't tan anybody over there in the UK. You're right, it is a special sun. It's special, all right, as a short bus.

Speaker: Oh, man. That son shows up with a helmet, boy. Let me tell you.

Speaker: But yeah, those are the stories I found. I think that McDonald's would be cool to go to. Fuck yeah, dude. Right? I think America doesn't have cool shit like that. We're all fucking crazy. Because we're less than 200 years old. Oh, yeah, so it's true. Well, we're just over 200 years old, so.

Speaker: We can at least build a McDonald's over an Indian burial ground. I mean, come on. Yeah. The only people that would eat there. would be yeah we already ble yeah Yeah, you're right. We all seen in the exercise, so we know it happens when you build something on the Indian burial ground. That's why they don't do it. That's poltergeist. Yeah, poltergeist. My bad. You guys know better than me.

Speaker: Poultry guys, yeah, not the exorcists. That was the Catholics. It was a normal day in Catholicism. You got a bad kid. You got a bad kid, they must be possessed. We had to reform exorcism. Yeah, let's be honest. That reminds you, that reminds you. That's just a poorly parented child. What do you call a reverse exorcism? This is a joke I heard the other day. I noticed. It's where the demon beats the priest off the child.

Speaker: I heard that. I heard that the other day. Oh, yeah, absolutely. any time i've been trying I've been trying to pop in all week, at least for a minute. ah And stay high and everything. No, it sounds like everything's gotten better. Everything's going better for you, technically speaking.

Speaker: that was the pea soup. Yeah. Maybe, maybe not feed your kids pea soup. Maybe they won't go fucking nuts. and's just like and um I never don't get me start feed myself pea soup. Yeah. That's exactly. Oh, let me see what time is it? I got 15 minutes here. Let's see. I had, I had. Let me, let me hit let me, let me hit this actually. Go ahead.

Speaker: I gotta pull up this other one. Let me, let me, let me, yeah one let me let me hit this one real quick. Cause I've been i been holding onto to this one and then we'll get into it. I got one. I got one. I Uh, go ahead and go ahead real quick. So, uh, we've heard of Hasbro toys. What toys Hasbro Hasbro. Yeah. Well, Hasbro toys had a, had a new game coming out. It's a card game. It's, it's called wizards of coast and every year they come out with a new one. Well, ah somebody in the factory was packaging up and filling orders and a YouTuber received an early edition of this new version of this game. Do you know what Hasbro did? They sent Pinkerton detectives, mercenaries,

Speaker: Bully loaded weapons the whole nine yards to dude's house Saying if you don't get it back you're gonna be charged with Theft and we're gonna make sure you're in jail if we don't kill you Hasbro don't fuck around. it's on Wait, the Pinkertons are so. What's it his fault? It wasn't like it wasn't like he went and stole it. They said it to him. Well, exactly. And that's but the thing is, it's like and yes, the Pinkertons are a real thing. The reason why the Pinkertons you don't hear about them very often is they are no longer since like 1890. They are no longer allowed to do government work because they're too drastic. So people like Hasbro hire them.

Speaker: It's a weird fucking truth. It's a true story. I'm actually, Blaze, I'm going to send you this, this video. I actually, where I heard the story of it on, um, um, I heard about it on TikTok and I was like, no way this is real. So I looked it up. If you put in Hasbro sent, uh, Pinkerton detectives.

Speaker: Right here. Yes. Pinkerton's detective agency is still in business today is Pinkerton Consulting and Investigations Incorporated. Operating is Pinkerton Corporate Risk Management, a division of the Swedish security company Securitas AB. Interesting. Yeah, they don't fuck around. But yeah, this this is that's what happened. The other story I have is and I have a video for it but my phone has to restart. Um,

Speaker: Blaze, you go walking in the woods occasionally. I do. I do. yeah You ever see a bear? No, I have not seen a bear. Not even a cub bear dropped off in Central Park in 2014 that R .A .K. copped in recently. No, actually, this but this one is an interesting story. So this guy is walking through the woods and he sees a bear.

Speaker: and he follows said bear and the bear doesn't like doesn't realize he's there. So, to get the bear's attention, he gives a little kick and then gets pissed off cuz the bear attacks him.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: and i you yeah my having to get stone I have a video as soon as I can get it to send to my oh computer i'll said I'll show you the video, but this it's just a clip of this guy falling this fucking bear and that yeah yeahmer what the hell wrong i ah This guy is I Yeah, well it's Showed up with my ticket. I have it on my stick top profile, but i won't let me click It's there it goes

Speaker: It's like my phone just started, so it's taking a second. I have to download the click bounce. I think his internet dropped. It says TikTok is not responding.

Speaker: But I sent you that that video on on TikTok just now about the Pinkettian detectives where I heard this story. And I was like, there's the way now. It's true. I just sent it to you. Let me get this one with the bear.

Speaker: because it like this bear video is like wow you are an idiot um i think it's yeah this guy this guy i follow he does the he does the shits getting weird videos yeah there it is downloading yeah there it goes. Okay, let me send it to my phone. Unfortunately, I would have had this ready, but my internet was out because my phone was on. Well, because the hour. Yeah, play play play that video on here. I want to watch you and I want to I because I don't have this I don't have the sound on my phone as I got my headphone. Oh, no, this is this is about the bear. Oh, okay. Okay. um I follow this guy on on ticky tacky. And he does this thing. It's shits getting weird.

Speaker: and and he's he showed the video oh i just you just dropped yourself he showed the video of this guy that was my fault that time that was totally totally my fault that time this guy walking through the woods yeah and he decides to kick a bear and it's loading. but but He decides to kick this bear and then then he gets, he's shocked that the bear attacks him. Button mashing. We're all three. why we're We're all three over here mashing button. Hands off the keyboard. Hands off the keyboard, Blaze. Take your hand off your keyboard. Okay, check this out. This is the guy that decides to kick a bear. Shit's getting weird.

Speaker: Part infinity.

Speaker: Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Speaker: that that's when you know at that moment he knew he fucked up yo when wogie wait a guy I mean I've heard a fuck of Yogi's picnic basket yeah yeah don't fuck the thing why mean why would you go up if you're gonna kick a bear and I'm not saying I'm not suggesting anybody kicks a bear says the guy who swears he's gonna fight a bear Right. But if I'm going to kick a bear, I'm not going to sneak up behind it and gently. Yeah, that's like that. I'm going to run out and I'm going to sneak a bone away from a pit bull. It's a bad idea. I'm going to I'm going to get a dead sprint and I'm going to drop kick the fuck out of that bear. Well, yeah, I mean, when I get mauled by a bear, I want to at least make it worth it. Yeah. But did you see the video? But I did. I fucking said that some people.

Speaker: good happy They're like that that commercially stick commercial or like the bear and that guy, they're fighting and they're like. but it takes the bear Oh, and that's that's like like the salmon commercials. It's like I see that like a bear pulls out karate moves. So I have the picker to detective one, too. This this is the.

Speaker: it sounded like ah ley It sounded like you got a lot of crowd interaction to tonight. That was really cool. That's good. during during the During the show. I'm telling you, by the 15th, you'll be solid. No, it's getting better. I try to tune in every day because she goes live, and I'll try to tune in for a few minutes. It's usually right around the time I'm on my way home, so I'll try to tune in and pop in and say hi for a few minutes.

Speaker: Okay, I was gonna say what will you see? The time difference is what kills me So like I can never catch it. So I have to actually Pay attention to the time do the math turn on your fucking notifications math is not a friend of mine Follow again turn on your notifications. I do follow her So here's the Pinkerton detective story. Check this out.

Speaker: The largest toy company in the world just sent armed mercenaries to raid a YouTuber's home that's a real headline like That's a real headline. Hasbro, the company that owns My Little Pony, Transformers, GI Joe, Nerf, the board game Monopoly, actually most board games in the world, the company that owns Wizards of the Coast that makes Dungeons and Dragons and Magic the Gathering, yeah, they hired the Pinkertons to raid a YouTuber's home because the YouTuber was accidentally sent

Speaker: an early release copy of New Magic the Gathering cards that aren't gonna come out in two weeks. So so you heard that, right? They hired the Pinkers, a toy company, hired the bad guys from Red Dead Redemption 2 to show up to a YouTuber's house with guns, threatening to have him arrested for theft scaring his wife and dogs all because the same toy company accidentally sent him the cards in question.

Speaker: and goes on for another like two minutes so one i don't know about listening to some dude when x-man sure i clicked ah into i'm sitting here trying to figure out what the fuck was going on next to him with the gold crafting and the pottery and it The thing is like because let me listen because like Blaze said, let me listen to weird conspiracy guy that sits in his mom's basement and yells at his **** which yeah is why I had to look it up and sometimes I saw like I watched the video and I was like there's no way to **** this is real.

Speaker: Well, I mean, I, I can, I can, I mean, my brief look up with the Pinkertons that are currently exist. I mean, is it possible that Hasbro sent them to tell this motherfucker about your sister's cease or desist letter from a lawyer? They're going to knock on his door and be like, Hey. Yeah. But I mean, and then this guy's jumping from the headline to, they raided some YouTuber and Hasbro is both, you know, I just, I don't know.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, I think, I think he blew it a little bit out of proportion, but, but it is, it is one of those things like the Pickertons are not allowed to work for any government agency. Yeah. And he goes on to explain that. And like I said, I say the video plays if you watch whole thing, but like I said, they could have just made a phone call and I'm sure they did. He just didn't answer. Cause he was, he was like,

Speaker: I don't know that number. I'm not answering kind of thing. Cause that's what I do. Like if I don't know a number. I'm like, I don't know this fucking guy. I'm not sure. From the, from the New York post, uh, it does say that a YouTuber's house was allegedly raided by private detectives hired by the makers of magic, the gathering that brings you So, so,

Speaker: So he streamed the unreleased okay first and foremost. You got it. Yeah, you got it by accident, but you know better than to fucking stream it. He streamed an unreleased version of the famously geeky card game he said.

Speaker: ah

Speaker: So they started shooting videos on Saturday when injured. When agents from Pinkerton National Detective Agency arrived at his home demanding that he hand over the game, it caused his wife to burst into two. You guys sound like fucking absolute losers. The private agents allegedly threatened to report Cannon to the county sheriff. Are they in Minnesota? They didn't report over the cards. What does it say? Yeah, where did that actually take place? Because Pinkerton's worked for a Swedish conglomerate.

Speaker: I'm not saying they don't have office offices or whatnot. um The private agents allegedly threatened to report Cannon to the County Sheriff if he didn't fork over the cards citing possible jail time and a $200 ,000 fine. Cannon told the outlet, Cannon said he accidentally purchased a yet to be released version of the game. March of the Machine, the aftermath instead one of the title March of the Machines, which was released last Friday.

Speaker: Uh, what I believe happened is that the names are too similar and somebody screwed up and sent the wrong case. He added that his trading card dealer. yeah and probably mixed up the titles because he, so he blames his trading card dealer and said he mixed up the titles because he's more of a Pokemon and Yu -Gi -Oh guy, instead of a magic, you're a trading card dealer. That motherfucker is digging his own grave right there. Could you imagine, could you imagine I'm a drug dealer and Blaze comes up and he's like, Hey man, let me get a $20 bag of weed.

Speaker: And I'm not a weed guy, I'm more of a meth guy. And I'm like, nah, I think you're going to like this weed better, or this meth better place. And if Blake goes, Blaze goes home and smokes a bag of meth, or I don't know how meth comes, a bottle of meth or whatever. And then he calls me, he's like, Hey man, I know you're more of a meth guy, but I just got arrested and I'm putting the heat on you. Like, right. Are you picking up by the cops? Cause I I'm drunk and I'm like, but it was the bartender's fault.

Speaker: yeah They didn't cut me off yeah So cannon ultimately agreed to take down the footage of the unreleased game and the card company and the card company Apologized for going through drastic means of sending the Pickeringtons to my front door That is yeah, even even if it is a knock with that threat and shitty that's after man. That's pretty bad. I mean they they can yeah it doesn't sound like hey dode Yeah, it doesn't sound like it was a straight up. Fuck, it would kick the door. in We've got assault rifles and they brought in a tank and, you know, they, they, they kicked the dog and then aced his wife.

Speaker: there you And then tied him to a chair and proceeded to use old school torture tagline, started pulling his fingernails out. with a pairlier who' was like you get a second the back else well I mean, that's, I mean, that guy makes it sound that way. That freaking, that the the evil Pinkerton's from the red, red, red, red dead, whatever. yeah yeah By the way, that game is awesome.

Speaker: I I'm I'm sure it is and I've heard great reviews and but it's amazing. Use that as some sort of. Yeah. one that No, the thing is Red Dead Redemption 2. Every any bit has played it. You know the whole thing. You're you're hiding from detectives because they were, you know, railroad people. Yeah, I don't know. 2024 and the Pinkertons are still a bunch of **** **** a bunch of fucking fuck tars well We're getting close to about that time. Let's start wrapping things up. We could only story. Well, you know, I told you guys, I had this 17 penis horror stories guaranteed to make you laugh from Buzzfeed now. um um and and And I want to do this. I have two of these, but Buzzfeed's, uh, countdown, so to say, and the reason I'm doing God forbid I die anytime soon. And somebody goes through my internet browser on my cell phone because I'm collecting penis stories so that I have enough to like, ah so to be like, what the hell yeah is this guy? are buddy What is this weird guy into broken penises, UBS cords in penisess penises, penises in and holes where they don't belong, Jeff? We've all been there, buddy. However, i got it these these are these are short, quick and fast so we can hit them and not go out. ah and We're at number three here on the list, the curry dick.

Speaker: Uh, this is an interesting story. That already sounds horrible. It's just, this is li interesting. Does anybody ever eat curry? my wingbo ah This is a quote from the, from the, uh, Redditor. Uh, this is not my words. Uh, I was getting two guys blow jobs, uh, in the back of a gay bar in London.

Speaker: When the third guy came up and presented his dick to me, being the nice guy that I am, I started to suck it when I was hit with the overwhelming taste of Curry. I really didn't like Curry. I did everything to keep from puking before I got up and excused myself. It really sucked. Pardon in the pun because all three of these guys were hot as hell. It's just hanging out outside of a gay club, just on your knees waiting for dicks to walk up and I was going to say,

Speaker: But why does Dick taste like curry? I would assume he was. I was to say, it yeah, because there you remember there there's an old story. That doesn't mean that my fucking dick tastes like saltines, though. Why do you eat a lettuce?

Speaker: i eat a lot of so there's a but but like certain pineapple that da you certain you certain foods and stuff like that well well i get well that but the the flavor and the scent will seep out of your skin and your pores and so the dude bust that fucking soon then i mean to well i don't know i don't think it was it was just It's like, like, you know how they say, like sometimes like the night after fucking getting hammered, like a night of just drinking your ass off and you sweat out the alcohol. It could be the same thing. I don't know. I haven't. I haven't. I don't know. Again, we can ask Connor this question because I haven't sucked a lot of dicks in my life. I haven't sucked any dicks in my life. So I don't know if dicks taste differently. Yeah. You can't come back on that, man. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker: Yeah. You can't unring that bell, buddy. Well, not a lot. Well, okay. None. None. That's a lot.

Speaker: Connor might be a little bit more on that. You know, Connor might be a little bit more. I mean, if if Jarvis was around, we could ask Jarvis, but he's the one sucking out of me, but I don't know, man. I'm just assuming maybe it's like, I don't know. I was going to say maybe it's because he eats a lot of Curry. I get that. but but how much i'm I'm looking at it from from like well, I can you eat a lot of like time timeline I'm just trying to think of something equivalent because I know if you eat a lot of pineapple, you know, I get that taste like pineapp I Get that part. I guess I missedred the story i miss dude was sucking three days

Speaker: Yeah, maybe maybe at some point. I'm behind that behind the gay bar in London. So, like, this was out in the public. You just got three dudes standing there with their with their willies out. No, no, no. No, no. If I heard the story correctly, he's just going to town on two dudes. Another dude's like, hey, I want some. Yeah, it's basically what I do. And I agree. Wash your watch. Wash your shit. Wash your shit. Take care of yourself. Self care. Wash and jump. Yeah.

Speaker: don't have a taste of that money. Please take a horse bath, Jesus. If your dick tastes like a food truck, it sounds way wrong. got Got another one here. but ah The Wreck -It and Ralph.

Speaker: Uh, girl says, gave a, gave a blow job before he gave me a ride back home. Gas grass or ass. No one rides for free. Uh, not going to suck itself. She says, uh, she says that those days I was a swallower, but I think that was the last time I ever, uh, uh, time ever, because I had to make him pull over so I could vomit on the side of the road. Ever throw up semen traumatizing.

Speaker: I'll take your word for it, buddy. I think that might be it. The way you asked that sounded firsthand for you. You have to remember to say quote. Oh, my God. You're going to have to go edit that part. i said Hey, God, y 'all ever tasted semen? Not good. And and I said, she And I said, she said, again,

Speaker: we No, me and Jeff didn't hear that part. I didn't hear she. I heard she ever throw up steam in. That's because all you guys heard was blowjob. And they're like, oh, yeah I'll suck some guy's dick for the ride home. Does it involve Curry? How like yeah female bad it be that you have to throw up? Well, it might not have been that. and Maybe it was something else she ate.

Speaker: chunky yeah that's just expired, man. You need to. That must have been that must have been December after no nut November. ah yeah is and That's a fat load. no that That is that is some doubt luck What kind of caption are you going to have for this episode on Spotify? Seaman. Curry eating. yeah like Like how bad does that guy feel? She's like, you got to pull over. I'm going to throw up your, your cum. Wait, what? what Not in the car. Anti Gatorade bottles. Yeah. Oh,

Speaker: Got ah got well ah one one more, one more here real quick. The, uh, no, we can't, maybe you know, we can't the, uh,

Speaker: the scratched penis. Oh, ah dig ah give it time to heal. Yeah, the games like always come off to rails them now yeah the the girl it and says, I had just got my first set of acrylic nails put on. I ended up giving my friend a hand job and apparently I completely tiger striped his penis was scratches. She continues. I didn't find out from the guy though. I found out from his guy friend who received a text from my hookup with a picture of his torn up penis. That's a good pro ship right there. I was going to say, yeah, because I've been in some hairy situations. I'd never said you guys a picture of my dick. like yeah i was gonna say it's My dick.

Speaker: That's it. Jeff and I got a good 20 plus years friendship and never once have has the thought ever crossed my mind. Hey, you know what? I got this boy. Can you take a look at him? Click. See. say Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, think she must I think it was nice. I never said anything. else did she go to because, you know, my wife has a clear of the nails, but they're not sharp. Well, I mean, it just depends on the, on the, on the, on the ah A on the style that she got and B where the hell did you learn to do it? Give a hand shot back. Did you learn from a grizzly? This is why ladies, you don't choose the bear.

Speaker: always and would saw a yeah oh god those we don't what your bearre ball or fucking jump a ah can you imagine he was and he I bet you he was being that he didn't say anything.

Speaker: That is one cool dude because he was just like, yes, it's amazing. oh you playing also he just died He finally got some action. that' Well, maybe at the time he didn't realize, I'm sure she wasn't like, I hope she wasn't sinking her nails in and he was just written and bearing it. Hopefully it was like, because like I said, if she got some of the pointing tip ones, I mean, yeah, you can see, I mean, hell I've have i took my Yeah, i've I've clipped myself shaving before and not realize it until like an hour or two later. Oh my God, man. Oh, fucking junk burning. And then I go yeah and I'm like, ah, fuck, I clipped myself. You're bleeding all down your leg like you.

Speaker: don't Yeah, that's that. Oh. But with that being said, let's drop one more song for the night. What do I got in here? Let's knows do a little Derek Wayne Douglas with Chevy Silverado and we'll come back and get the hell out of here. Get the flock out of here.

Speaker: I'm in my Chevy Silverado, healing the label awful

Speaker: Oh, we'll follow I'm just living every moment I borrow in my Chevy Run fine, but it still ain't driving Sometimes I enjoy my silence Cold beer with the moonlight shining Right here, that's where you'll find it That's perfect timing You ain't heard, I'm vibing That's the words I'm trying To use to prove I ain't lying Just chillin' with the window down You can hear that sound Creeping in the background You can feel that now, just chilling with the window down You can hear that sound, crazy in the background You can feel that now, I'm in my Chevy Silverado

Speaker: Every moment I borrow in my Chevy Just recline, unwind In the moonlight or the sunshine It's your life and I got mine Sometimes all we got is time Creekside in the tall pines Maybe beachside with the palm skies Or mountain weather living too cool Or plus level feeling too smooth I'm in my Chevy Silverado Peeling the label off a long niggin' bottle Ain't thinking about tomorrow Oh, well, follow I'm just living every moment I borrow in my Chevy I'm in my Chevy Silverado Healing label off a long nigga bottle Ain't thinking about tomorrow Oh, well, follow I'm just living every moment I borrow in my Chevy Just chilling with the window down You can hear that sound Crickets in the background You can hear that now

Speaker: Yeah, on Derek Wayne Douglas. Check it out on all social media and never everywhere you stream music at Derek Wayne Douglas. Go show him some love and let him know we sent you. He's got all kinds of new shit coming out of you. Hurry up and drop the videos, Derek, because I want to hear the full songs. You got some killer new songs that are coming out. And I'm looking forward to playing them here on the network. Thank you guys for listening. to Thank you guys for hanging out. That is the news that makes you say what the fuck, the way we see it.

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