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Speaker: You just know Taylor George Soros funds my life swift texts during contractual sex with Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Owl, my Pfizer diseased heart Kelsey.
Speaker: Britain's outgoing chief of the general staff, General Sir Patrick Sanders, said the nation's young men and women will be forced into military service if the UK goes to war with Russia.
Speaker: In other news, all the trans men and trans women realize either way they're screwed.
Speaker: No going back now, amateurs.
Speaker: You picked your lanes.
Speaker: Time to drive in them.
Speaker: Why don't we privatize prisons?
Speaker: Think of the jobs it would create.
Speaker: Let's say Jeff Bezos of Amazon or Mark Zuckerberg of Farcebook built a prison.
Speaker: All that invasive, intrusive tech that pervades law-abiding, tax-paying civilian life could finally be put to good use with drones, cameras, and other forms of security in no s***.
Speaker: News and Ukraine officials embezzled $40 million in military funds.
Speaker: Now BLM and Ukraine have something else in common besides being a complete hoax on the American people.
