Nosensical Nonsense 321 Chairs Fockers!!

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Speaker: It's going on everybody. Every Saturday. Got a little something something on my

Speaker: What's going on everybody? Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. It's Saturday night. It's time to get weird. We got Jeff AKA a little dusty spunk in the building and yours truly click the intergalactic champion hanging out tonight doing what we do best. Talking shit. I gave you that moniker.

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Speaker: Jeff, you're going to have to run the show. Michigan's getting ready to kick off. So I'm going to, I'm going to take a page out of you and some of our former co -hosts that we've had. And I'm going to be completely distracted and 100 % unengaged in the show while you try to run it by yourself. I want to be the first time. Uh, actually I have news, sir.

Speaker: I, I have to make an apology to, to you. Um, Wednesday night before the show, uh, you, I was helping you set up your fantasy football squad and everything like that. And I said, Oh, you should run with the Washington commanders defense because they're playing the bears.

Speaker: Well, the commander's defense got you a whopping negative one point because after four weeks to show up and play some amazing football Thursday. I apologize to you, but then on the other end, I used by the same. I dropped Washington. You couldn't have called that, you know, even when a fucking crystal ball.

Speaker: No, man. Cause the bears have been playing. Yeah. The bears have been dog shit. And all of a sudden they showed up to play, but, uh, Holy smokes. Mostly she got to DJ more. Well, hold damn near 50 points of fantasy football for me, right off the gate. Yeah. I saw that. Well, um, we've done something. I didn't do anything.

Speaker: No, no, no. Because of the show. Some a product has come out that is going to sell off the shelf. What's that you do?

Speaker: No, if you don't mind, I have a little clip. Crocs shoes, which became a go to for many during the pandemic, just took on a whole lot of Western flair. Check out the cowboy style clogs, the shoe giant Crocs unveiled on Thursday.

Speaker: The special clock will go on sale on October 23rd and will sell for $120. The company credits the croc fan base for the idea for the new shoe, pointing to fans buzzing about the crocs inspired cow boot on social media for years. Well, they are there for you now. Well, there you go. I heard that the idea. Well, I mean, a different video the other day.

Speaker: But, uh, because of nonsensical nonsense, I'm calling it because of nonsensical nonsense idea of groups. Crocs is now coming out with a cowboy boot style. I agree. We should take 100 % ownership of that. Exactly. I'm calling Crocs tomorrow or Monday. Like, Hey, where's my fucking cup? Yeah.

Speaker: you know, when, when they, when they first, when I first read the news article about that earlier this week, I was like, you know, I would like to knob like a novelty pair just to get them. I don't know if I ever, other than for shits and grins on the show, you know, I just propped my feet up on the desk. So you guys, and then I seen the price tag on him 120 bucks. I was like, yeah, I'm out.

Speaker: Oh, probably get too much farther. What a cheddar's box. I see Benji's hanging out real Ted. What's going on guys? Real Ted Hicks of late night parents podcast. Yeah, I say, I say Crocs. I was just like, let's say three bucks a pair. I think Crocs just, um, should just give us, give us a pair each.

Speaker: Uh, I mean, we should each get a brand new pair and, uh, they, we get a 90 % of the profits. Uh, let's be honest. It was our idea. Crocs. Yeah. A hundred percent. Yeah. And you call them croc cowboy boots and you didn't call them Crooks. Once again, Crocs missed opportunity. Crooks are amazing. So, you know, I like the colors that they pick.

Speaker: The black couple of it's just, they don't, I mean, they got a, a snakeskin texture. But once again, uh, I think you and I, when we first came up with the idea, we first started talking about it. Um, we kind of sent back and forth pictures of different versions. Oh yeah. Different versions. And the one thing that I liked had the snap on upper part.

Speaker: Like when you take a regular pair of Crocs and then you just slide on this other, you know, it snaps on and it became Crooks. I think that would have been a better option. Did you see those Crooks have snap -on spurs? Yes, I did. Crocs cowboy boots. I did see that. I'm kind of like, you know what, I'm in 100%. Yeah, I just, I'll start that first. I don't...

Speaker: first and foremost, don't think I could ever see myself wearing rocks. I've never worn cross. I think they're very comfortable. I don't think they're all I mean, I've, I've put like, you know, like,

Speaker: somebody had a pair that I put on, I think maybe one of Nicki's sons or something like that. I don't know somebody, but I put a pair on and I didn't think they were all that they were cracked up. I couldn't imagine wearing them all day long or, or Jesus. It's kind of like, all right. I gotta come in out of the wind because God forbid, like it wasn't windy all day until we started the show. Then it started blowing like, baby, baby, baby, baby bump, baby bump, y 'all.

Speaker: Hey, that's not, that's not a pregnant belly. That's a rock. And you know what they find on rocks? Giant snakes. Just saying. Shit. You'll find snakes on rocks. You'll find all kinds of weird, creepy crawly bugs. Same difference. Which is exactly what's coming around underneath that rock. Oh, this gangster. You heard that today. And I was like, ah, I like that. I'm not mad at that. For all the creepy crawlers you've bedded in your time,

Speaker: That includes you, sir. I'm sorry. You never had sex with me. Let's be honest. Yoink, pick six. First play of the game. Go ahead and take that and run it back.

Speaker: Man, there was a lot of good college football on today, but I'll take your word for it. You should be, you know, watch sports, be a man. As I told my buddy the other day, he sent me, he sent me a snap. He just, he just left the bar and he was like all freshly faded up. And I was like, just be a man, grow your hair out long and grow a fucking beard.

Speaker: Then he sent me a video and he was like, zoomed real close and he had like just barely anything on his face. It was like little patches. It was like, this is after a week. I cannot grow a fucking beard. So be a man. So don't worry. One day when you hit puberty and you grow up, maybe you'll be able to grow a beard is mine.

Speaker: I did see something the other day, it was like the, I forget what it was, but it was like the bearded dad starter pack. It was long beard, goofy sunglasses. And I'm the king mentality. I was like, oh shit, you came to champ, you got through. Okay, I'll buy it. Bitches, somebody else is copying us.

Speaker: Just call it what it really is the Glick what in the hell is going on? Post was sent was it okay. I was trying to Put the live on X but it was taking forever to upload and then it was a then there was like a Notification that said it couldn't upload And I was like what the fuck?

Speaker: So, then, when I went to click on it, it was like post sent and it was uploaded. God damn you, Elon Musk. Get your fucking shit together. Yeah. What the hell? You just come down there and give it to you. Oh, you're going to give it to him, huh? You're going to give it to him, huh? Yeah. Right, Neil? Hey. Oh, me doing the shit on it, too.

Speaker: because I can use that money. Right in the old poop shoot, huh? Yeah. You say so. That's gay. It's 2023. It's not gay if you don't enjoy it. That's scary. We don't like the gays. I'm

Speaker: Do we ask questions

Speaker: And then, are y 'all doing a show tonight? Saturday, is it? Yeah, it's Saturday. If we make enough money on this show, is the day ending in Y, right? Yeah. Right? Exactly. Let's be honest. That is the call. We fucking would. Yeah. If I've made enough money,

Speaker: If I was making more money doing this than I was making at my daily job, this would be my new daily job. And I would do a show five days a week. Probably do two to three hours, five days a week. Not a problem. Not a problem at all. Do that shit. What are you? What are you? Yeah. Fuck no. I do it five days a week.

Speaker: because that would mean two extra days where I make more money. Yeah, I know. What the hell were you? What the hell possessed you to leave your house today? You said you were out running all over God's people. Well, I had to actually do a few things. I had to do grocery shopping. I had to go pick up some cleaning supplies. You know, shit like that. Nothing crazy.

Speaker: There's stuff that I can't get delivered. I actually have to leave to go get. Let me get anything and everything delivered here. Actually, the only thing I cannot get delivered is cigarettes. But especially items like... I need to buy a dustpan today. My dustpan broke and I need to go buy a dustpan. I didn't know if I could find it online where I could have it delivered today.

Speaker: I think, I think even our, I think our Walmart does has started or is getting, I know some Walmarts are most well, they have the pickup, but they also have the delivery services. So does Kroger's, but I don't know if they do it in town yet because I mean, you literally do. I think it was in like 98 or 99. My sister actually used to do deliveries for Walmart or for Kroger.

Speaker: people would call in their order. And it was usually the old or infirm and they'd call in their order and she actually used to deliver them. Cause I was like, that will never take off. What was I wrong? What's the bit of specialty thing at that store? Cause I worked at Kirk's the time I was 16 until I was like almost 20. And we never did that. Not the one I worked at. I don't know. All I know is.

Speaker: But when she first told me about it, I was like, yeah, like that'll take off. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I don't know if you can get cigarettes or whatnot, but I know I can have, I can have beer delivered through DoorDash. They just check your idea, then scan your idea and all that goofy shit. Like I don't.

Speaker: I'm not a big drinker. I I don't really buy a lot of alcohol but. And then the government's gonna steal. I get it when they skin your driver's license for door dash. No, but like I've tried to order cigarettes. Sorry, I had to throw that out there. They don't have it available. I don't know if you can order. I can collect chips and **** and like I get I get these

Speaker: That's like a mini loaf of bread. It's like a sweet bread. It's fucking amazing. I'll get that delivered, stuff like that, because they're like a dollar, you know? But the one thing I can't get is cigarettes, so I actually have to leave the house to get that. Yeah. That'd be weird if I couldn't order cigarettes through DoorDash.

Speaker: And when I can order, you know, you can order alcohol. Why would they not deliver cigarettes as well or tobacco? And I'm not, I don't smoke cigarettes, but now I'm thinking about it. I wonder if you can, I'd have to look, I might have to look at the next time I'm on tour dash. I don't know. But it's like, I think it was one of those things it's like, because like they don't really card for cigarettes. Like they do alcohol, which means my son could be like,

Speaker: I want cigarettes, you know, delivery. Well, yeah. They would just do it the same way. They do alcohol. Like I said, when, when, when you do a delivery on door dash and it has alcohol, a, you have to verify that the person you're giving it to is not, right. You know, then it's not like, yeah, it's not like I ordered two cases of beer for Austin and then they on my door dash and they brought it here and I'm not here.

Speaker: or whatever. Right. Not that I'm, I'm not saying I would buy my daughter alcohol because I wouldn't, but let's say she took your phone and she ordered alcohol because it's your, your account. She can't physically take it from them. Exactly. And then they checked, then they, then you check their ID just like you would regularly, but then there's a spot after you go and go, yep, the person's here. Yep. The person showed me their ID. Yep. I confirm that's their operation.

Speaker: They do have to take an actual picture of the ID. Oh, wow. So it confirms through the door dash app. Why? They just don't go. All right. ID check, click picture. And then, and I don't know why you have to go through six other steps before you get to the taking. That's probably like a legal thing. But they did the same thing because, um, Nikki, uh, door dash, she was sick all last week. She doordashed some medicine and stuff from, uh,

Speaker: Dollar General or Walgreens or something. When they got here with the medicine, because she had like NyQuil and shit like that, they had to check her ID. You're not cooking meth, are you? Why would I give you my address if I'm cooking meth? Yeah, cooking just loads of shit from there. Got it in the kitchen, cooking it in the bathroom. I'm just cooking it up up in this business.

Speaker: Which shocked me because if I go to the store and I'd buy like Nyquil or Daequil or whatever, I don't get carded. No, but he said shit. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's over the counter stuff. So. And that's all she was getting. She was just getting like Nyquil and Daequil. I was getting through the bed and shit like that. No. He said hell out of me, man.

Speaker: You know, when you, when you run a company like DoorDash or something like that, you have an entire legal team that's like, we got to do this or, so we don't get sued. Yeah. What it boils down to at the end of the day is a CYA. Yeah. Cover your ass. So yeah. Here.

Speaker: The drinking age is just a suggestion. So. But like, what is the actual legal drinking age down there? It's 18, 19, 19. Like the same. Like if, if, if, uh, your kid comes down and she's got her passport, her passport says, you know, obviously shows her birthday and they can do the math and go, okay, yeah, you're over 18.

Speaker: she could go into the club and drink. Yeah. But like, she can't get alcohol either. Because once again, you can go to there's other bars where they don't give a fuck. I like how you add a little coffee if they can do the math.

Speaker: No, well, I shouldn't say can do the math. But I mean, the same applies to the States. I mean, you know that damn well that there are bars, there are bars here in Newark. I'd be willing to bet that not every single one of them are going to enforce 21, you know, 21 and over, you know, they're going to, you know, half the time and granted, I know I'm a lot older and I look older, but you know, I've gone into some bars. When's the last time you were carded?

Speaker: I get carded more when I buy my Vapes than I do for alcohol. Are you serious? Yeah. Every time I go to Kroger's, I get carded because I use this, you know, it actually doesn't even matter if I use the self checkout or not. Every time I go to Kroger's, I get carded. Oh, but yeah, when I go to the shop, they have to card us and scan your ID. Otherwise it won't let it process in the computer because now all vape products have gone to 21 and over.

Speaker: They used to be 18 and over now they're all 21 and over. I don't know. It's got everything to do with things back over their scare agenda that they've started against vaping and vaping is bad for you. A pack of marble reds every two hours is healthy. Yeah, it is. Marlboro apparently is cooking cigarettes is way healthier than vaping.

Speaker: What's that? Yeah, well, yeah, exactly. When it comes to vaping, there's like three ingredients. And when it comes to cigarettes, nicotine itself is not. Well, nicotine is an addictive agent, addictive agent. No, they add an addictive, addicting agent to the nicotine. That's what the chemicals in cigarettes are. That's all nicotine is.

Speaker: If you go pick your tobacco, you're not. If you go pick your tobacco raw from the field, there's no nicotine in it. Even when you buy your bags of tobacco at the stores and roll your own cigarettes or smoke pipes, they still have nicotine in them. And that's what nicotine is. That's the addictive. Well, and nicotine alone is not addictive enough, according to Philip Morris.

Speaker: company that in the 70s and 80s said it was okay to smoke while you were pregnant. Yeah, well, it's why our parents, our moms, when they were pregnant with us, they're all smoking and a can of old Milwaukee's beast in their hand and

Speaker: And you know, we'd ride around in the cars with them and the windows were up and there's chains smoking like, like it got there. And went in and cut the seatbelts out of the car. We don't need this. Hell half the cars didn't even have seatbelts in the back seats. It was like a, we were like, we were like free range chickens in the back of the cars. You remember lying in the back, back window windows?

Speaker: Uh -huh. You know, you can get the old grandma's got the old Bonneville out. Time up in that back window, so lay down and take a nap. Jeez, what's going on, brother? Old Milwaukee's Beach. That's what Van Pott drank that disgusting rat gut beer for years. Anyway, I was in high school, used to try to accuse me of stealing it. I'm like, why would I drink that shit when I got fucking Budweiser? You cheap bastard.

Speaker: My dad was the same way with cigarettes. He would buy cheap cigarettes. He would buy it by the carton. I wouldn't steal them. Dad and Joanne used to smoke Doral's. Yeah. Your mom smoked those Misty's or Virginia Slim's 120's. Them cigarettes that were like... Two people. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. Virginia Slims. Logan was giving him an inch. We'll get, we'll take a mile or something like that. So, you just fly out, man. Yeah, you just fly out. Shoot, right. Yeah, man. My mom used to smoke them them damn Virginia Slims and then there was the, I think they were called like Misty's and it was always. Yeah, the Misty's and then Benson and Hidges. Benson. Benson. Benson and Hidges? Hidges?

Speaker: And I've always had them long skinny cigarettes and I was just like, and again, when I smoked and when I smoked in high school and possibly go, you steal my cigarettes. No, you cheap fuck. I smoked Marvel. I smoked in high school. I smoked Marvel. I went from reds to lights. Yep. I don't, I don't want light. I went to lights red when I moved here. No.

Speaker: I don't smoke the same brand as you and I don't drink the same brand as you. Why? Because I don't like them. And I'm not cheap. I have taste. I have taste. No, I won't deny that I stole that cigarette, you know, because I did, but it was not, um,

Speaker: It was just because the closest store was like 20 miles. I never, I never stole cigarettes and I never stole beer from my parents, but I also worked at Kroger from the time I was 16. And guess who worked at the cigarette register? Register one, the express lane. This guy. So guess who would buy his own cigarettes at 16. Hell yeah. Well, we all knew somebody at Kroger that would sell us cigarettes.

Speaker: I dropped this 12 pack of Budweiser and broke two bottles. We have to throw the whole 12 pack out. I can't believe I dropped four cases of Budweiser tonight. I am so I actually got I was on I was a bad boy and I I take my break.

Speaker: and I'd walk through the aisle and I'd buy some guy by himself and be like, hey dude, buy me a six, buy me a 12 pack. I'll suck your bitch. No, I'd hand him the money back, buy me a 12 pack and he'd come by and I'd take his groceries out of the car. But we'd stop by my car and that 12 pack would end up in my trunk somehow. Just be honest, you offered blow jobs for beer.

Speaker: one and it didn't work twice. You got walking back in. You guys will never believe it. This guy out in the parking lot offered to buy me a piece of beer if I sucked his dick. What'd you say? I said, hell no. Wipe your face off. That's gross. You guys want a beer?

Speaker: crack open a beer. Have I got some mince by chance? Got this. There's a, I don't know if you've seen the TikTok floating around with the guy. He's like, he's dressed in like he's getting ready to go out and disappear. He's got like night vision goggles on and you know, helmet and all this stuff. And then like for a billion dollars, he's like, yes, Jesus, sick, murder. I don't care. It's a billion dollars. Man, we got a point. I'm just saying.

Speaker: You got to do what you got to do, man. Hey, I'm not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks. I'm just saying. Gay for pay, man. That's not gay. That's not gay. No, that's not. That's an equal opportunity. I'll honestly say I've never been that desperate in my life to even consider that. It's only gay if you open your eyes. I'm just saying. It's only gay if you make eye contact.

Speaker: there's a there's a there's a slew of me so one of my co -workers she she collects memes that's like her hobby right she's got like a hard drug meme and so every once in a while her and I just have like a little meme war back and forth she started sending me one where it's like

Speaker: It's like it's only gay if you make eye contact. It's only gay. It's like 50. I'm like, I'm going to use these. If you use those, it makes you sound like you're into gay activities, which we're trying to justify. I'm going to use them on here. Like it's only gay if you make an eye contact. It's only gay if you kiss.

Speaker: It's okay if you need to, it's 2023, Jeffrey. Nobody's going to judge you for it. You can't make fun. You can't make fun. You're not allowed. It's just regular activities that you partake in off of the show. If you, you don't have to justify it by going, I didn't look them in the eye and I didn't like it. So he blindfolded you in grape juice. You told me that it's not gay when you don't swallow. Oh,

Speaker: I'm, I'm, I'm learning these rules as you tell them to me. I mean, I've never found myself in the position where I needed these rules. Again, this goes back to it's 2023. We can literally have anything delivered that we order off the line. So you don't have to leave your house to have some kind of weird

Speaker: I reject that statement because there's still things I can't get delivered. Still trying to get that anti -tank gun. I can't get that anti -tank gun. I've asked twice and they're like, nah, we're going to do it. When people decide to... What would be the craziest thing you could order online, really? Honestly. I don't fucking know, to be honest with you, because

Speaker: I don't go into that rabbit hole. I'm old and I'm boring. And, and, and number one, I don't like to order stuff online. I don't like, I don't even like having a checking account. I don't like ordering stuff online. I don't like ordering stuff online. I'm always afraid because we grew up in that generation where it's like, Oh, if you put your credit card information online, somebody's going to steal it. I'm like, I've still got that fear.

Speaker: Oh yeah. Oh, I don't want, I don't want my shit stolen. The reason why I don't order nothing unless it's off my food app. Everything else I tell my wife, I'm like, Hey, I want this. Can you order it for me? She's like, why don't you order? I know. No, I'm not going to be responsible for our credit card information. Yeah. Cause if your credit card information gets hijacked, then you can yell at her. And that's all her fault. Exactly.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, uh it's time to grow up Jeffrey. It's time to be a big boy. What was it? You were ordering the other line the other day when you ordered the tickets, wasn't it? Or the the hotel. Oh yeah. When I when I ordered tickets for Titus a couple of weeks back for Christopher Titus. Yeah, you were freaking out too.

Speaker: It was so weird because, you know, I'm used to, if I go online and buy tickets, you know, being able to pick seats and this, that, and the other thing, and it was literally just click on, you know, two tickets, click it, click buy, click submit. And then, and I was like, how am I going to get these tickets? Because I'm used to having a physical ticket in my hand. You know, I would go to ticket monster and buy tickets to, you know, sporting events or concerts or whatever, give them my money. And then they give me the tickets.

Speaker: Yeah. And they send you an email and it's got like a QR code thing on it that you take and you show them at the, at the, wherever you go and they scan it as you walk in. So no, I am, I am strongly considering a, um, another severely unnecessary purchase for my birthday. Don't we always.

Speaker: I mean, it's only $600. What are you buying? And it's so cool. What are you buying? The NFL has teamed up with another very large company. Okay. All 32 teams have their own and you can go onto a website and you can buy these WWE and NFL have teamed up and all I rephrase that.

Speaker: 31 teams because you cannot get Jacksonville teams because the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars, Tony Khan, him and his family own AEW wrestling, which is a, so they're like, yeah, so you can get all 31 teams, except or 32 teams, except for the Jacksonville Jaguars, but they have a Cleveland Browns wrestling style championship belt. Nice. And I want it. I think he's like, really? And I'm like,

Speaker: Yeah, I know. I'm with her. Really? It's $600 but man. Ouch. And it's it's all it's it's not like the belt that I got now where it's like, well, we just have all these cut out metal. We just stole a vinyl sticker on. This is a this is like made by the WWE belt maker. So, it's like a good you know.

Speaker: It's a real deal, so to speak. Yeah. It's not, you know, it's not going to fall apart in two months or whatever. Uh, but I'm just like, and I can pay with, I can pay with Klarna. So it'd be, you know, four to six easy payments. And I get it as soon as I order it, you know, I don't have to wait until it's paid off, but I don't know.

Speaker: it's I always feel weird when I make frivolous purchases for myself and then like you're going to get in trouble. Well, yeah, and then I get you know, then when I say I want to buy it, you know, I say I want to buy it and he's like really and then I'm like, well, maybe I shouldn't and then if I, you know, like, yeah, it just adds to that. She didn't say no.

Speaker: She hasn't necessarily said, no, don't order that, but like, really, is that what you're going to... And then it just adds to that already anxiety of, if I order it, I'm not going to get pitched at. I'm not even going to be able to really enjoy it for, you know, because I'm just going to get sued out for it. So I'm not saying she would do that. You have that fear that it would happen.

Speaker: Yeah, but it's also that's happened in the past I've never bought really been a big one to buy myself anything Because anytime I would no matter how big or small it was Generally be something small and stupid like a new vape. I would get my ass chewed out for it for like a month Yeah, meanwhile, I got Amazon packed. I got multiple Amazon boxes coming to my door every single day Yeah

Speaker: Half of them never even got opened. And I found that out when I moved out of South Carolina is I'm going through the bay or the garage clear and shit out. I'm like, there's like 15 boxes from Amazon that had shit in it that was never even open. I was just like, are you got to be kidding me right now? I can't, I can't understand that rationale. Yeah. No wonder we never had money for me to do anything because you're buying dumb shit that you're not even opening. Good Lord.

Speaker: Yeah, that that's like, if I order something online and it shows up, I get excited as fuck. Like I barely get it from the gate to the house. Oh, yeah. Whenever I order something from the time I click confirm purchase until I get I'm like, I'm like a kid on, you know, Christmas. Like, is it here? Is it here? Go check them out. I got to check them out. It should be here already. Yeah. You're watching it. Like, even when I order

Speaker: It sounds dumb, but when I order food off my app, it shows the little Mac and the little guy on the motorcycle moving. And I'm like, oh, he's two blocks away. He's three blocks away. Oh, he's pulling in the gate. I'm going to go run to the gate. And it's not even about excitement. I don't want to miss it. Because after a certain amount of time, he'll just drive off. Yeah. No, every time I order something I have.

Speaker: I don't know, I'm still debating and I kind of want to, but I think it'd be really cool to have just because I am such a diehard Cleveland Browns fan and I've been a wrestling fan my whole life. It'd be just a cool thing to have and, you know,

Speaker: Yeah, I'll wear it on Sunday. Start when I watch the game. If I go to a game, take it to the game with me. Dress up, dress up like, like Hulk Hogan in all browns colors. And I can find the Cleveland Browns Macho man. Have my belt. I can't. What's going to do, brother, when the dogs run wild?

Speaker: When I order something online, it's usually something practical. Like, I'll order tools or, you know, a suitcase or something like that. Generally, generally stuff like that. I don't, I don't order stuff like that. The most frivolous thing I buy for myself is my rings and I get my tattoos. Yeah.

Speaker: If I need, if I'm going to buy a tool, it's because I need it. So I just go to Home Depot and I buy it, you know, like I'm not going to order tools on that. Like, like I bought, uh, when I bought my grill press, it was like $300 less to order it online that I can get it at Home Depot. Yeah. So like the whole thing was like 300 bucks as opposed to like 800 at Home Depot. So I was like, fuck it. I'll order it online. You know?

Speaker: I didn't have to leave the house. But did you need my router? I use my drill press all the time. I use it all the time. I love my drill press. Now the router that I bought, the reason why I bought the router, I bought a Makita palm router and it came with like 24 bits and it was like 150 bucks.

Speaker: So technically the bits were free and bits. I don't know if you check the price of router bits lately, but they're like 35, 40 bucks a piece. So good deal. No, I don't, um, I don't find myself. Yeah. Cause like I said, I'm not buying tools unless something I like a pair of pliers online.

Speaker: Yeah. You know, so it's like right now I have no need for a router or drill press or, you know, I'm not, you know, I'm not even looking at that stuff right now. Well, the most I need are like channel locks, pliers, you're getting that stuff as you're picking it up as you're checking out, you know? Yeah. You know, I had to, I had the other day at work, I had to get a couple new batteries for my, uh,

Speaker: Ryobi leaf blower because I bought the leaf blower last fall and had two batteries for it. Well, one of the other guys decided to steal my other battery and it's like, well, I can't do this entire property with one fucking battery. How long is it? Um, I can get, um, I can get like, I can get about one. I can get about one of the properties done. How many hours is that? Maybe an hour and a half. Maybe.

Speaker: But that's constant. 18. But that's constant. That's constant use. I mean, if I ran my drill for an hour and a half, it's going to die too. Okay. That's not going to do it. Yeah. You know, but you know, for what I use my drill for, Oh, I got to drill a hole in the wall.

Speaker: you know, there's because I don't use my drill to screw every two months. Every two months you charge the battery. Yeah, you know, you know, my my one. Yep, it works. My one battery. I had two back when I bought my drill. It came with two batteries. My one battery just died like a couple of weeks ago. That's been charged since we started there over a year ago. Because I don't use a drill to screw stuff together because

Speaker: Uh, I'm always paranoid that I'm going to, you know, there's too much power and it's going to put too much torque on it when I screw it in. And it's just as easy for me to just hand, you know, I got one of those, uh, my 11 way one. Yeah. Yeah. But it's got the, the, the ratchet on it. So I can, you know, what it's all solid fluid motion. So I don't ever have to stop. So either I'm whether I'm screwing it in or unscrewing it.

Speaker: Um, that's kind of like, I want, there's a, there's a TikTok floating around and this guy takes a, he puts a battery in a drill and he hands it to random people in his office to see if they do it. And of course, three guys, the first three guys are like, yep, it works. He answers like three different girls is like, what do you want me to do with this? And he doesn't say anything.

Speaker: it's a drill. And I'm like, yeah, that's not a keeper. You know, I was like, she's a keeper. That's a 100 % guy thing that we do. Unless, you know, it's a girl that's either in construction or a woman, whatever, or a woman who's grown up around it. And she's around tools, right? Yeah. But it's like one of those things is like, if you put a battery in a drill,

Speaker: there's there's the one tick tock I saw the guy he puts the battery drill he's like don't do it don't do it don't do it as he's walking drops up don't do it don't do it don't do it because we all do it the first thing we do is we pick up the drill yep we're good I do the same thing with my cord make sure it's loaded pew pew have you seen

Speaker: The new, there's a new razor knife that has a clip. It literally has blades in the clip. And as you push in the clip, it takes the old blade and throws it out. If you want to replace the blade, you pull out and pull back in.

Speaker: I think it's like 20 bucks. Yeah, I was just thinking about that the other day as I broke the tip off of my uh my uh ceiling tile knife. I was like, I gotta find my

Speaker: No, but it's like a little clip and the clip is as long as the knife itself. Yeah. And the clip and to use it or else the casing, I'm assuming it's like a metal case or a hard plastic case, but as you pull it out and then push it back in, it ejects the old blade and gives you a brand new sharp blade. And I was like, now that's cool. That is pretty fucking cool. The old razor knife, so you got to unscrew the fucking thing, take it out.

Speaker: Yeah, you know

Speaker: My, my utility light knife that I have now, my razor knife that I have now, it's not like those old school ones where you had that little thing on it that you little button and it's actually like a flip knife. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Milwaukee makes that. I don't think mine's. Milwaukee's got one. The waltz got one. I was looking at him the other day. They're a little bit more expensive than a regular razor knife, but they're really nice. Yeah. This is really, I don't think mine's been a walk here to look at it.

Speaker: But, um, there's literally a little thing on the top. You just pull it up. Like a little lot where you just pull it up, blade comes out, you drop the new one down in there, you close it and you're good to go. There's no mess, no fuss, no bus. You just, just rock and roll. Is that like those old ones? Like we had in school. Yeah, because those fucking disappear like 10 millimeter sockets.

Speaker: You're gonna find a flathead screwdriver, unscrew the fucking thing, don't lose this fucking screw, set it down, take the fucking thing apart, pull the old blade out, either flip it over or put it in a new one, and if you put it in a new one, if you don't get it in the right spot, it's not gonna fucking close, put it back together, and oh shit, the spring just came out, god damn it, you know.

Speaker: You know, I'd like to say that I've never been there before but I had a utility knife that was held together by electrical tape, unfortunately.

Speaker: I was also the asshole that... Instead of just buying new utilities, I was just a fucking bastard. I'd buy five or six of them at a time and just keep them all in my toolbox. Oh, the blade's bad on this. Hey, you want this? I'm getting a new one. No, I saw... I was at Home Depot last weekend.

Speaker: and they have the body folding Milwaukee blade razor vibes. I was like, that's kind of cool. Comparatively speaking, they're like three times as expensive. Oh, no, not really. Like maybe 10 bucks, if that. The ones I looked at were $18.

Speaker: where the actual razor knife, like the old school one, they were $3. Yeah. Plus they're so much better for cutting the ceiling tiles. I bet. Because the way they're designed, you're able to get, you know, like right along the, right along the edge of the ceiling tower to get a nice clean cut. But they also actually make ceiling tile knives. I just don't like them. They're just a handle with like a hook blade on it. Yeah. I actually, I actually buy those and I, I kind of,

Speaker: and turn them into a small straight blade and then re -sharpen them. I use it for carving. I just buy a goddamn carving knowledge. No, because the blade... What's that? You're so extra for no reason. Just buy a goddamn carving. The handle and those carpet knives, those tile knives, those handles are nice. You know, you have... The carving knife doesn't always have the...

Speaker: You can buy regular straight knives with those same handles on them. It's in the wood with the wood. If I could find them, if I could find them. That's the problem. I do not live in an area where wood carving is a huge thing. So they don't do it in a goddamn third world country. Nothing is a huge thing. Nothing of convenience is a huge thing there. Having water, being able to drink regular milk. I drink regular milk.

Speaker: I'm not bored. Why do you buy that weird? I'm bored in a Costco. It says I don't go to Costco. Like, you know the gallon chunks of milk? Modern convenience. More plumbing, electric, internet. Hey, I just changed the gerbil. Gerbil, gerbil. Yeah, I'm moving for the show.

Speaker: The way your mind works sometimes I swear it I don't even know why I'm surprised anymore at this point for as long as I've known you I Mean you bite Just called being extra for no reason How's it being extra

Speaker: because they literally make those tools and if they have them in the in the spot where I bought the the tile knife, if they had the other knife, I would have bought it. They did not. We were at in the spot in the store that sells those tile knives that specifically for ceiling tiles. If you go over to the wood section, then they would probably have it. Okay. Home Depot's wood section. Like tool wood tool section is almost non exist.

Speaker: You buy circular saws and shit, but like hand, hand knives and stuff. No, you can't. Hmm. I can go to the handful section. I can go to the handful section and they've got those knives with those nice handles like that for wood carving, or I can go over to the wood section and yeah, it's a smaller selection over in the woods, but over where the hand tools and stuff are.

Speaker: is a much larger selection. I'm just saying it's so bad. Like even to find like decent carving chisels where you know decorative carving. We all know that Mexicans only work construction or landscaping. So there should be plenty of tools down there. They don't have any others. Well, they do sell orange. They sell all day long. They do sell orange. They sell all day long.

Speaker: I actually did just recently buy myself a garden rake. Yeah, a garden rake. Not a yard rake. A garden rake. What the fuck's a garden rake? It's the one where it's all solid metal. It looks like a come -all. It looks like a claw. I don't know what a garden rake is. No. It's a hand -killer.

Speaker: Bye, bitches. I'll show you a picture of what a garden rake is. Weeding. Yeah, well, it takes time. This is a garden rake. Oh, OK. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. Not gravel rakes. Well, gravel rake. We used to what I used to do, uh, when I did, um, um, excavating and stuff, we'd use them and like the, the subject fields or on the driveway, you know, that final grade was done by hand. Just try to dress it up and make it look pretty. You gotta stop tapping, dude. You're killing me.

Speaker: Jesus Christ, it's like a drumming in my fucking ears. Fucking hell. At first I was sitting here yelling at Kevin going, will you fucking quit?

Speaker: Hell on our list as they're listening on on some I'm patient somewhere going What is that fucking noise? I can't do it happening Happen is goddamn fairs about the entire fucking show That's why I came inside

Speaker: It cranks me up. It'll not be windy. We'll be out there talking before the show. No wind at all. As soon as the fucking mics are on. As soon as the goddamn mics are hot and the show is live, here comes the fucking wind. That's what the guy beeping his arm was. It was he was signaling the wind. Hey, they're starting. Let's go ahead and crank up the fucking wind. Son of a bitch. The asshole. Tell that guy I'm kicking his ass.

Speaker: He drove by, I was out talking to the neighbor lady, we were sitting out in her yard, having some drinks, talking. She's 62, calm down. But she's the only American that lives here and she's doing town. We're just kind of shooting the shit. And this guy drives by and he's listening to the worst crap music ever, but he's got it so loud and all. Like, dude, it's two o 'clock in the morning, calm down.

Speaker: Right before I started the show, right when I was getting ready to set up the studio and stuff, I don't know if it was the new guys beside me or maybe it was Mr. Bill behind me. Somebody was just fucking jamming out, dude. It was like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm like, what the hell? Where's that coming from? Well, that's going to be fun on the show tonight. You know the song from the Mariachi, the opening credits?

Speaker: It sounded like that coming out of the dude's car but you know full volume he's got two 12 -inch subs in his car and I was like really dude that's what you're listening to as you're cruising? I totally listen to the mariachi soundtrack while I drive around town how confusing would that be oh dude I do it people look at me like what the fuck

Speaker: There's a there's a type of music called banda 45 guys in one band three dudes playing tubas two dudes playing trumpets and it's like And I kid you not like cats will roll around cranking that shit and I'm like

Speaker: Yeah, you do. You're not cool. I'm sorry. Maybe he is. No, maybe you're just old and out of touch. Y 'all allowed him to get off your lawn there. Gran Torino. Fucking the other day. So on traditional when somebody has a birthday at midnight,

Speaker: the day of their birthday. So like tomorrow's your birthday, midnight tonight, I hire a mariachi band. Wake your ass up. Well, what happens when you play mariachi music with live music at midnight? It wakes up the whole fucking neighborhood. Now I'm not the guy to be like, Hey, you're too loud. I'm not that guy. But after an hour and a half, I'm going dude, I'm going to go out there and I'm going to use the hose.

Speaker: just go out there and join in the festivities. Just go join in the festivities. You know what? You sound like you should probably join the cast of Ron Sencicle, Ron Sen's reviews. You can play about it. You poo poo it on everybody's good time, man. All I know is it pissed me off knowing because it was like

Speaker: You know, they started right around midnight and like by three o 'clock, they finally stopped. Just get up from your siesta and go join in the fiesta. Grumpy pants. Grumpy whatever. Three o 'clock in the morning, you're playing **** music. I gotta get up. Or as we say out letter kitty poopy pants. Huh?

Speaker: Well, it's about that time for break, sir. Well, take us to break then. You go ahead while you're watching your pick. Tell us about our football. Tell us about our football. Tell us, tell us about one of our. That's the devil of sport. That's the devil.

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Speaker: I gotta, I gotta go feed the gerbil. Dropping the ball again, Air Canada. Why Air Canada? Remember the story we told about Air Canada and their vomit? Talk about a reach around.

Speaker: There's only a couple episodes back. I'm like, as I'm posting new episodes to which I'm still, I posted three last night and as of tonight, I'll be seven behind. Yeah. So maybe I can get a couple more posts of this week. I don't know. We'll try to get it. I'm going to try to do at least one a day. Well, next weekend, next weekend, you're not going to be here, right? You guys are going out of town, I thought. No, I'll be here.

Speaker: Yeah. I'll Dean's Thursday night. Hmm. I thought it was Saturday. No, no. It's Thursday night. I'm taking Friday off. So black eyed peas are here. I got it. I was like, no, I'm good. I'd have to actually leave my house. The black eyed peas. Yeah. You know, Fergie and will. I am are no longer in that band. All I know is I was told the black eyed peas are playing here tonight at the stadium.

Speaker: I'm not going to say reunited, but I mean, the Black Eyed Peas were still on. We're still doing shit. Just Fergie and Will. I am. Weren't in the band anymore. Well, I don't know. I don't know who's. Well. If. So yeah, they're playing tonight. The seven.

Speaker: I'm not saying that they weren't. I knew like the other two members were still doing stuff, but I thought Fergie and Will. I am left the band. I'm pretty sure they are. But I'm just trying to see. So it starts. In about an hour. I thought I don't don't don't quote me on that. I thought that I heard that they left the band, but.

Speaker: But yeah, we are going to get ready to take a real quick break before we go to break though. I want to shout out some of our friends in the podcast and world guys. You can go check all these other podcasts out by their name. Just look them up there on the social medias and the YouTubes and the spotifies and all that jazz. I'll start with the late night parents hosted by Ted Hicks. He popped in here in the chatters box earlier in the show. Shout out to him and his panel. Um,

Speaker: the mental health, mental health, the mental health hour with Tim and Gemma. They like to dive into topics every week that revolve around mental health. Check them out. Or you can do that. You're still tapping. I'm not tapping. Stop moving your foot. I'm not moving my foot. I'll cut your fucking legs off too. Jesus Christ.

Speaker: It's all I'm doing the rest of the show anyways as I was saying shout out some of our friends check out the Jarvis podcast

Speaker: And I don't really know that he's doing podcasting anymore as much as he's playing video games, but still good content. Uh, some good commentary, some fun commentary. Oh, fireman rich is doing his thing every, every morning, telling you good morning and having some coffee. Check him out. Check out Tony King and belt Kings fantasy footballs. Sheo.

Speaker: Oh, you got my man's smoke coast and Sunday night smoke with his panel. Mr. B doing them fight shit. Mr. B covers like UFC, MMA, boxing, all that, all that shit. And those are shitties. If you're into that stuff, he's definitely a good listen.

Speaker: Go ahead and let's not forget about my man Dizzy and the lazy ass podcast. They talk about a bunch of real life shit. And then the guys, 40 fonts and K Stucky doing the scumbag lounge. Go check out some of our friends. Show them some love. Uh, who knows? Well, actually I'd be willing to put money on it. You're definitely going to probably enjoy some of those more than you enjoyed this train, right? But if you enjoy this train, right, you're definitely going to really like them.

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Speaker: You want to rock and roll. Um, I want you to have the same easy experiences that we do for all of our podcasting and content needs. Stop for y 'all to share your story. Just like that. That's how easy it is, Jeffrey. Rubbing one out.

Speaker: I got new music for you tonight, Jeffrey. I saw that. Yeah, go ahead and play something. Okay. What the hell are you talking about, Cameron? You're asking if we were all live. I said, it's Saturday. Yes. Call sarcasm. Let me rewind there.

Speaker: We'll be rewinding that, Cameron. Hold on. Cameron asks if we're going live tonight, Jeffrey. I would like to respond. Yes, my dear sweet Cameron. I know you're not having a good day, but we will be live for your listening pleasure if you would like to come listen to us. And hopefully the distraction will make you feel better. And when the show's over, I'll come over and get you a nice warm glass of milk, sing you a lullaby, cradle you in my arms and rock you to sleep.

Speaker: of course I'm going to be a smart ass. It's what I do. I mean, come on, dude. If I didn't, if I wasn't a smart ass, you would think something was wrong with me. And I know this because I have hit you with a non -smart ass comment and you're like, damn bro, are you okay? Is everything all right? I can't fucking win for loser with these people. Damn if you do, damn if you don't.

Speaker: Cameron, we are live, obviously. Come hang out. If you want to come live, let me know. If you want to join us, let me know. Yeah. But I do have new music for you guys tonight. Brand new music from the one and only Matt James. We sing our Black Top Mojo off of his new album. Shit just dropped hot off the presses, ladies and gentlemen. Just dropped yesterday.

Speaker: and we have it here. Enjoy.

Speaker: I thought it'd be the cowboy killers They put a hole in my chest I did watch it send, gave out the rest But then you still left Turns out you can hit a rock bottom

Speaker: They smoke home if you got them, so I got them lined up back to back. They smoke and whisk it, shot after shot. Here's to your memory, that's all that I got. And now it's like hell, I still smoke cigarettes.

Speaker: trade a nicotine for a stiff drink one vise for another it didn't do a damn thing, it just changed the influence down

Speaker: That I've got And now it's not hell I still smoke cigarettes Now change smoking with gas as close as I close as I can And I'm back up Cause quitting's too hard So I just stay drunk Alone in this bar

Speaker: Jane smoking whiskey

Speaker: It's as close as I can Take what you wish is shot after shot Into your memory, that's all that I got And I wish like hell I still smoke cigarettes

Speaker: Yeah, buddy. I like that. Brand new. Brand new by Mr. Matt James, lead singer of Blacktop Mojo, Chainsmoking Whiskey.

Speaker: I like it. I like it. Like the song, like the video. Good stuff. Home run again, sir. Another home run. I enjoyed that. I was actually quite impressed. Cameron, if you're still listening, sorry for being a smart ass, but again, do you expect any less at the end of the day?

Speaker: What the hell is that? It's like random ass. I don't know what that is. Somebody wants to say hi. Oh no.

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Speaker: Oh, that's my good buddy right there. That's my drinking buddy. I taught him a new trick though. This past week. Yeah. I taught him how to get me beer. So now when I throw beer at him, I don't call him a pussy. Well, I still call him a pussy. I hit him with the beer can say beer pussy. And he comes in the house gets one out of the fridge and brings it back to the porch.

Speaker: Yeah, win -win the new drinking buddy. Yeah. Yeah. He's, he's about to wear, I'm about to wear a second, a second championship belt. It's going to be the tag team intergalactic champions of the world, of the, of the galaxy. You and Sir Pousois. Sir Pousois. Tag team champs, man. We're killing shit. But welcome back to the show, everybody.

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Speaker: Um, speaking of, uh, of, uh, sir, peace law, if you will, Jeffrey, you know what the ring doorbell is, right? Oh yeah. Well ring has put out an offer ring offers $1 million. If you spot an alien with your doorbell camera.

Speaker: get, I got to order one of those ring cameras and a cop. Um, so it is, uh, this article here. Um, if you know, they are out there, the video doorbell maker ring is willing to pay you for proof ring is offering customers a chance to win a million dollars. If they use their ring doorbell camera to capture a video of an alien encounter.

Speaker: Sounds like I need to go get me a ring doorbell so they can see me and Sir Pussy drinking beer together. Well. When they say proof. Well. Obviously it's video proof, but. If you do it at night and start. I can make anything look like an alien. Yeah, but have you seen those ring doorbells? Those cameras are clean. They are clean.

Speaker: So, but it says, according to the company, the $1 million grand prize will go to the person who captures unaltered scientific evidence of real extraterrestrial life form on their indoor or outdoor ring device. So obviously you can't go and dress up in an alien costume and walk up to your door and be like, Nanu, Nanu.

Speaker: I got your door to ash. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh whether they say, I'm like, come on, dude. Come on. Fuck it. It's okay. Yeah. Whoa. Alien. Did you know that I'm an alien rapist? Should have went to my buddy Glick's store. He offered you a beer instead. He got a pretty good finger there.

Speaker: Yeah. You know what a pig is? You will. Yeah. You're about to lie down. Ring continues. Whether it's video of an extraterrestrial walking or flying up your driveway and asking for directions. Excuse me. You know what Glenn Glick's house is? I want beer. Yeah. You're right. Or an unidentified life exhibiting unusual and extraordinary behavior in your backyard.

Speaker: Submits your best footage ring says the contest is Halloween theme ends on November 3rd. If you are not the lucky winner of the grand prize, you still have a shot at some swag. If you do not. If you do not locate any extraterrestrials, don't worry, you can still enter to win an out of this world prize.

Speaker: to enter simply capture or submit your most creative interpretation of an extraterrestrial sighting on your ring device. They are asking to be trolled. So yeah, so they are saying that you and you'll be entered to be in the running among your earthling peers to win a $500 Amazon gift card. Yeah, they'll be judged.

Speaker: highly encouraged our accessories, homemade spacecraft, and extraterrestrial inspired communication with your ring device. So they are offering a million dollars for the real thing. But at the same time, then they're also offering for you to do your goofy shit and you can win a 500. As soon as somebody in marketing is like, we got an idea. We want people to find it.

Speaker: alien life form like, yeah, we'll get 5 million videos of assholes in costumes. So we'll give them 500 bucks a piece. Okay. We'll pick a winner out of those assholes and give them 500 bucks to Amazon. Yeah. Yeah. Benji. I agree. I think, I think it's really cool. I think it's a cool concept. Plus ring is already like the biggest and you know, it would have been cooler if like one of the smaller companies would have done it and got their name out there.

Speaker: Yeah, but I mean ring is already like the number one company when it comes to the style of doorbell cameras or home home security and this and the other thing, you know, you just already super popular and you just jumped your popularity. A hundred times. I mean, yeah, because they they know they're in on the joke. Look, we know you assholes going to come up with something stupid.

Speaker: So let's have fun with it, you know? Whoever's got the best one gets an extra 500 bucks. And, you know, if you go onto YouTube right now and put it in Ring Camera, you'll find a bunch of videos of people doing some shit. Some of the funniest videos I've ever seen is, you know, there's one of the ones that got me laughing the other day. This guy goes outside and he's carrying stuff and he's got a wooden deck. And of course it's,

Speaker: though he and rainy out. What happens when the wooden deck is slick, Chris. He falls on his fucking ass. And he literally dropped a carton of 30 eggs on himself. I laugh so hard on my business. So they're going with a theme with it. Like I said, they're part of the joke. They get it. And the chances of them having to part with a million dollars is slim to none. But

Speaker: I mean, plus at the end of the day, you know, ring is also just jumping into the, you know, the government has come out and admitted to the, um, aliens existing, you know, Mexico tried to say, hold our bear. Um,

Speaker: and showed like proof of existence life, whatever, which I still not, not buying. Like I'm still not either. I'm just saying they did fail my beer and brought out two bodies. Yeah. Um, so I, and then there's, you know, not only that, but

Speaker: You know, now you have like military people and this and the other thing are coming out with their experiences and they're starting to take these videos of people with seeing alien aircraft or there was something in like Colorado where there was like two creatures in the backyard. I saw that. And supposedly experts had looked at it and analyzed it and said it was definitely not altered, doctored and or people in costumes.

Speaker: So, all Ring is doing is jumping on the hype train that's already there. And they had, they're doing the bionic man. We have the technology. We can do this. Let's do it. There's a joke to this. There's a joke to this, but also put pressure on government and whistleblowers and the no, this is, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just like Benji said, man, I, I gotta,

Speaker: It's perfect timing. It's, it's, it's ideal timing for Ring. And Ring camera company, if you're listening, can Chris and I judge who wins? Yeah. Cause I'm totally in for that. You and I just review a bunch of videos and take the winner. I'm in. Um, I think that'd be awesome. But here's the other thing with this contest. Yeah.

Speaker: We haven't even mentioned it. Their sales are about to **** go through. Yeah. Every every goofy conspiracy alien believer X files loving tin hat wearing goofball who already had 900 cameras around their house but they don't have ring. Now, they're going to throw all those in the trash and you're

Speaker: The only thing is, uh, the tin foil hat brigade. No, but the tin foil hat brigade, they're so anti, um, ring camera for the simple fact it's connected to ring system. And a quote unquote could be act, manipulate, you know, not for a million dollars, motherfucker, I'll go get me one.

Speaker: Yeah. Now that, now that the, now that the U S government has come out and said the aliens are real, those people are now looking for something else because that's all they wrote on for the last 40 years was aliens. Yeah. Can you use a ring camera like a GoPro? I'm just saying. I don't know. I would imagine. I honestly, I don't know. I'm just saying, are you just strap it up like a body cam and go out and affect it. Area 51. I'm going to get my money, bitch.

Speaker: You're going to get something already if you go to area 51 trying to see aliens. It's not going to be an alien, but it's going to rhyme with lots of schmullets. Yeah, you ain't kidding. Have you seen those videos where people cross the gate of area 51? There's a video. It's like a video documentary. This couple goes out to area 51. You get to a certain point.

Speaker: And it says, there's a sign that says, you are now on government property. If you continue past this point, do so at your own risk. Yeah, pretty much. It says, do not answer. Yeah, no, I mean, yeah. A lot of people go out there, they just want pictures of the sign that says that and stuff like that. And they're sitting there, they're videotaping. You go stand by the sign, I'll videotape and then we'll switch.

Speaker: And as they're sitting there, this old couple that's got to be done, they're six and just fly by through. And within 30 seconds, six trucks come out of nowhere and start taste them. And the other video tape, and he's like, yeah, it's time to go. Get the truck. We're out of here. Do you think? Yeah, I don't.

Speaker: Yeah, that's what I was telling what I already said. Benji said that those cameras, those ring cameras, they're good. I mean, like, look up like a compilation of those ring videos, just anything. The quality watch people use them a lot, too. Those those ring cameras, man. I mean, they they've used them and and like crime or like

Speaker: investigations, murder cases and everything else. Well, a lot of people are buying them because of the simple fact people keep stealing their Amazon products. Well, a lot of people are buying them for home security, you know, quote unquote home security. But, um, you know, at the same time there, um,

Speaker: Also, people are just buying them, just to buy them anymore. People are scumbags, man. I was literally scrolling through Facebook today and I was watching where these people drove by and they saw a bunch of stuff on dude's porch. Didn't realize they had a ring camera. Not only did it get their license plate, but it got their faces while they're stealing fucking Amazon packages off dude's porch.

Speaker: And they went to jail. Lock them up. Lock them up. Shoot them in the face. Bang. Bang. Hey, I'll tell you what. Somebody ****ing steal something on my porch. I gotta make it far. Well, in in in other sad news. Oh no. As we discussed at the beginning of the the the the show, I had to apologize to you for a bad fantasy football advice.

Speaker: The Bears finally got a win. The Bears finally got a win this season. But it took them killing the great legendary Dick Buckes to do it. The Chicago Bears sacrificed Dick Buckes to the football gods to get a win. And that's my story.

Speaker: It works. It works. Unfortunately, there's only one Dick, but you know, yeah, no, I'm serious though. Chicago bears legend. We all know who Dick buckets is. Even Jeff knows who Dick buckets, unfortunate fucking name, but we all know who Dick buckets is. Um, he, he died a couple of days ago. Um, Wednesday I believe it is.

Speaker: Just kind of just drop dead, man, in his sleep or some shit. 80 years old. The Buckes family confirms that. He was like 40. He was 80 years old. I mean, it's not like he didn't see it coming, you know? Well, I mean. It's not like he was going to go play in the Super Bowl tomorrow. Maybe he was.

Speaker: I'm sure he was an 80, but yeah, it, you know, yes, I do know, but Dick buckets, I couldn't pick him out of lineup, but, but I'm sure if I saw him, I'd be like, Oh yeah, I know. Um, actually, I have to actually look him up. Um, yeah. So, uh, yeah, his family confirmed, um, football and entertainment legend, Dick buckets died peacefully in his sleep.

Speaker: at his home in Malibu. The Bears chairman George McCasky also released a statement calling Buck is the ultimate bear. One of the greatest players in NFL history he was Chicago's son

Speaker: He exuded what our great city is about and not coincidentally what George Hollis looked for in a player, toughness, smarts, instincts, passion, and leadership. He refused to accept anything less than the best from himself and his teammates. So, RIP to the great Dick Buckas, unfortunately, as I said. Bears. Bears. Bears. Dick Buckas.

Speaker: Um, it's unfortunate that Chicago bears had to sacrifice him in order to get a win this season, but enjoy it. Uh, last one in 1942. Mm -hmm. Good match Jeffrey in December. Uh, Benji asked if a crime view of your camp, uh, on the view of the cam.

Speaker: on his house. Do the cops have the right to view the videos because the video are yours actually and you owe them or government to come in and make you give up what is yours? It screams big brother. Um, I think I actually have a comment on this, uh, because this actually happened and, uh, what's it, what the cops have to do if they assume

Speaker: that the videos on there, they can knock on your door and ask and you can say no. However, if they need it, they can go get a subpoena for it. They have to go to a judge and basically get a warrant for it. Yeah. And at that point you would have to turn it over. Yeah. Ultimately, ultimately no, it would honestly, it would be a hundred percent up to you. Um,

Speaker: And I, and again, I think it's the severity of the crime. If it's like something like, you know, I hit a run or whatever, but yeah, at the end of the day, if they felt that it was it, and again, just because they go to a judge and they go to the judge and ask for a warrant for the, for the.

Speaker: Video or whatever the judge can always turn them down. So it's one of those It's it's kind of a volunteer basis and I think it's gonna be the severity of the crime never not know never dealing with it personally or anything like that or knowing anybody I know most people when something's happened they generally go look at their ring cameras or whatever or whatever camera system they have and if they see something most of them come forward before the cops even show up and ask and

Speaker: Right. They'll be like, Hey, you know, like, uh, one of the biggest thing right now in, in vehicles is the dash cam video, you know, uh, where somebody tries, you know, they say you hit my car. Well, actually I got it on dash cameras saying that you hit his car, not the other way around. So, and a lot of times, like if an accident happens when the cops do show up, they're like, what happened?

Speaker: obviously because they weren't there and a guy as of late a guy will be I'll be there waiting for the cops going I have the whole thing on dashcam officer you want to see it you know so there is that but like if it's something minor like you said you may not even know it happened you know like like you said like a hit and run you may not even happen so the cops might come by hey we're looking for this guy

Speaker: We see you got a ring camera. Can we look at the footage from last night and you like fuck off or they like, yeah, sure. Um, yeah. And it's not like they, they're going to show up at your house and demand.

Speaker: and demanded generally from what I've seen and different stories I've read about when it's happened. They generally just show up and say, hey, like Jeff said, something happened in the neighborhood. Obviously, they can't release all the information. And they said, we noticed during the investigation, we were asking any of the neighbors would ring doorbells if they could take a look and see if there's anything on there.

Speaker: They're not gonna go, give us our footage now or else. Well, you do get that does happen occasionally where you eat that asshole cop thinks he's fucking Chuck Norris.

Speaker: Well, and then again, you walk the entire interaction on your ring doorbell. So you go, exactly. Not only do I have the footage of what happened last night, but I also have your foot as well. Asshole. Not only not only are we going to catch the bad guy, but I'm getting paid because I'm going to sue the police department for your fucking bad attitude, which is you and you fucking suck at life. Yeah.

Speaker: Just because you think you're Walker, Texas Ranger. And then when your badge is gone, I'm going to call you up and tell you to come back and challenge you to a fistfight. Actually, so, so we talked about this before. Did you know in certain states you can challenge someone to mutual combat? Most states you can, if you can, if you... Including, including you can challenge a cop to mutual combat.

Speaker: And if the cop accepts, he obviously has to remove gun badge the whole night and you guys can rock it out. So I'm just kind of like, I'm in. Yeah. Like I said, I, you know, I think no one, no, no one nor a government entity. Oh, you're, you're, you're, you're a tenfold conspiracy guy. Aren't you? Aren't you Benji? Well, no, but it also comes down to, um, different.

Speaker: Different places around the world have different rules. So there is, there is that they can come by and say, Hey, you need to give us your ring camera. And you can't tell them no. Uh, but not what, like 90 % of the world, you can be like, yeah, fuck off dude. Yeah. In some countries you tell them, no, they murder your entire family right in front of you. And then they let you live, but they take it away.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. And then they take it anyways. Um, no one, uh, nor government entities should be able to take anything. Apple does it. Yeah. No, Apple, Apple has very strict policies, uh, about security and, and, and stuff like that. Um, well, I believe, I believe ring got into that. So the cops came by somebody's house.

Speaker: And they tried to cover up the ring camera while they questioned somebody. And an investigator came by and said, hey, can we see the footage of him doing that? And the owner of the house was like, no, the dude threatened me. I'm not going to show you shit. Yeah, but the ring cameras all have mics built into them. So just because you cover the mic or the camera, the mic is still there picking up everything. Right. But like,

Speaker: but at the end the investigators went to ring themselves and ring was like if he doesn't want to give it up we don't have to yeah no exactly i mean you don't at the end of the day i believe ultimately it comes up to the homeowner the owner the device and stuff like that but at the same time that's just the other thing that kills me nothing against you benji because you said no i'm just about my rights um i'm anti -big government in all forms okay fair enough that's cool

Speaker: But just to you, I say, what are you hiding? Because we all saw what happened during the pandemic where there were people, the anti -masters and all that stuff. And it's coming to as of late that the mask mandates were unconstitutional.

Speaker: Well, that was already, that was, that that's nothing as of today. That was already, there's a class acting lawsuit against certain. Yeah, that was already confirmed, but at the end of the day, they're not, when, when a crime happens and they come and they ask you about your ring, you know, I think nine times out of 10, if you say no, they're like, okay, whatever. We'll figure out what we're going to figure this out anyway.

Speaker: But also at the end of the day, they're not asking for all of your footage. They're literally just asking for that part. Right. So is it really an infringement on your rights? Is it really an infringement as an American citizen? Is it really that big of an inconvenience to do the right thing and help the cops solve a crime? Because at the end of the day, you could be the next victim of said crime.

Speaker: And you could have given them that 30 second clip, but because, and I'm not, I'm not yelling at you, Benji. I'm just in general, in general, because anybody listening, we are not law professors. This is our opinions. You know, they're not, they're not taking all of your footage or taking that specific part.

Speaker: And, you know, you got to put the shoes on. What if you were the victim of that crime and you're trying and you're hoping the cops can solve the case and you and you know, your neighbor's got a ring doorbell and they've got a pivotal factor that could solve this and get your shit back or I don't know, maybe lock the person who murdered your son or daughter up for the rest of their damn life or something. But you're still goddamn anti -government and worried about your stupid fucking rights.

Speaker: that are not infringed on. I think what Benji is trying to say is that sounds like a big brother camera. No, with the ring camera, they can technically reach out and get access to your ring video at any time. I hate to break it to you. Um, you, you, you carry

Speaker: Yeah. You carry the ultimate tracking device in your pocket every day, all day long. You're probably on it right now. Ladies and gentlemen, they already know everything about you. They know what you're talking about. They know where you live. They know who you are. It is an assist little, as Tony D says, spoiler alert, cell phones. Yeah. Let's, let's be honest. When you think about it, if you really were, and once again,

Speaker: Not a stop at you, Benji. But if you were really worried about Big Brother, you'd get rid of your phone, get rid of all electrical devices, and go out and live out in the middle of the fucking woods. Or stop doing shit that's wrong. Well, I mean, that's not much better. You sound real sus right now. Anything. And I thought we were friends, Benji. I thought I liked you, Benji. But you sound real, as the kids say these days. You sound real sus, homie. But I mean, when you think about it, you know,

Speaker: I understand his worry because even with your cell phone, a lot of things could be taken out of context. Like, what was it like 10 years ago? You got me all riled up. I needed a good riling up. I needed to rile up in a while. If you say, if you mentioned the, what is it? What's that book called? The Anarchist Cookbook. Necronomicon. No, the Anarchist Cookbook.

Speaker: is a book that literally will teach you how to make bombs out of household items. Dummy's got the anarchy. The anarchist cookbook. Oh.

Speaker: And I'm going to get like, uh, I, you know, uh, again, I mean, I, I totally understand rights and, and, and having rights and you know, but I don't feel like any of my rights are really infringed on. Like people freak out about, I still live my life day to day, do whatever I want, say whatever I want. I carry a gun every damn day. You know,

Speaker: I mean, obviously I can't go rob a bank. I can't go murder people, you know, I can't. Well, yeah. Well, to answer your question as a citizen, the government only takes away, right? They never get us on. What rights have they taken away?

Speaker: I mean, we can actively do whatever you want. You do realize a in some countries, you can't even have the internet. We couldn't even do this in some countries and those same countries. If you say anything that they deem negative in there towards their government. That's a decent on list. That's a decimal. Canada.

Speaker: team that didn't win in the world cup and when they landed in a certain country, they were all executed. Yeah. I don't remember what country it was, but yeah. Team USA is trash. They should be executed, but they're not the men's women's. Right now, Canada is trying to pass. Well, Purdue is trying to pass a bill and I don't know if it's pass or what.

Speaker: But if they don't, if they deem something un -Canadian. Fuck the Clintons. It will not go through Canadian internet. I know you'll get, I know you'll get a kick out of this, but one of the first things they're doing is banning Joe Rogan from Canada. Can we ban Joe Rogan from America?

Speaker: I just want to knock off so he can take his spot. That's all. I don't want to fight you. I mean, who the **** does? Honestly, I mean, in all honesty, you know, you claim that you want to fight a bear, kangaroo and all that.

Speaker: Joe Rogan is not on that list. Tell me, I mean, I would send a paper view tomorrow. I would send a contract if Joe Rogan let me hit him first and I got a clean shot. He couldn't block it. He couldn't flinch. If he flinched, I got a second shot and I got to Rocky. And if I put everything I had and hit him in his jaw and he was still standing, well, I'm going to take the asshole. I'm sorry, but I'll take you to take the asshole. That motherfuckers.

Speaker: He's a bad -ass dude. He can he can fight don't you know cuz he's strange what? You think he's got you think he's got a cock hard jaw you think is you think he could take a 300 pound Left hook from a guy who knows how hard jaw Yeah, I don't know it just popped into my head It's like one of the hardest That's like one of the hardest things on the it's like one of the hardest things on the planet a good hard cock

Speaker: like a good joke. I don't know. I think I think he'd rock you dude. Just put it out there. Uh, patent trademarked. October 7th, 2023 9 22 p .m. Eastern time. Cock hard as said by the intergalactic champion Glick. If somebody else says that after this, you owe me.

Speaker: What you're saying is, if you see somebody get punched in the face, and they don't get knocked out, you're like, that motherfucker's got a cock -hard jaw. I'm going through TikTok, and I see a footage from UFC or the boxing world, and the commentator says, that was a hell of a right shot. Most people would have crumbled, but he's got a cock -hard jaw, and he didn't go down. I'll show another fucker.

Speaker: I'm like, you son of a bitch, that's my word. You owe me 50 cents motherfucker. $15 million. No, because like you can actually patent a word or a phrase. I just did. Every time somebody says it, no, you actually have to keep paperwork. Oh, I just did. Because when the apprentice, remember the apprentice TV show, when it came out, Donald Trump tried to get your fired.

Speaker: patent pending where every time somebody would say it, because everybody was like, you're flying, you're flying all the time. Um, he was going to get like a dollar every time somebody said it. Well, unfortunately for Donald and fortunately for the rest of the world, um, the patent Bennett office was like, no, that's too much. I don't care if people use it. Just give me the proper credit.

Speaker: So every time somebody says cock our jaws as said by Chris Blake on fucking. Oh, no As said by intergalactic champion click I Don't understand how that patent thing works don't fucking worry about it. Just know that I patented and trademarked it. Yeah. Okay. It's now on the show

Speaker: And if you try to patent and trademark it, I'll fucking kill you. Yeah. That's patent and trademark. Live on the shade to October 7, 9, 24 PM 2023. If Jeff tries to patent my word, I will go to Cancun and murdering. And guess what? There's nothing you could do about it because you can't extradite me from Mexico. I'm going to write a book. Yeah, I did it. And

Speaker: And now I'm enjoying a margarita in margaritas bitches What do you think about the the new EV semis I haven't seen them Jeff is probably Coming out by Tesla Tesla's got one and there's another company got one. They're actually Tesla's look like shit. They look weird Some some well, that was like Tesla did that that that Cybertruck

Speaker: I love that thing. And that's fucking stupid. But some of their cars are sharp, man. I got to give them credit for some of their cars. They're they're nice. So another one. So a couple of what we had a Tesla one's ugly. I will say this about E .V. Semis. It was actually since. Since Tesla's involved. Right.

Speaker: And I don't care about the environment. I don't fucking care about the going green initiative or anything like that. I, there, I said it. Fuck it. I don't care because by the time this, this spinning globe that we live on turns into a giant ball of fire, like 37, my family will be gone. Um, I think this is going to be good for truck drivers because

Speaker: There's going to be a lot of safety features and stuff that they can do with these trucks that you're not able to do with your diesel powered semis. I think we're going to see a lot less accidents as, as, as we progress. Now, you know, when you're working out and you got the bugs and this and everything else, obviously there's going to be some issues as they progress. It's going to be much safer. Um,

Speaker: Truckers are not going to be driving and, and, and, and fluffing their logs, so to say, and, and drive them for 20 hours when they're only allowed to drive for 10 or 12 or whatever without a break. Um, you know, they're, they can program these trucks to fucking lock down. So you're not going to have like, not only they can lock down, but like, if you start getting, getting sleepy, the truck will notice it and take over.

Speaker: You know, they already have like Tesla cars will already drive themselves. Yeah. I don't know if you've seen the video, the Tesla, they got pulled over by a cop and then drove away. Yeah. Um, you know, that's the other thing as they progress and move along, you're going to have the efficiency. You're going to be able to get, uh, so Pepsi bought, and I had, I had the article here, Pepsi bought, um, Pepsi co, uh,

Speaker: bought over 100 Tesla semi. And this is what the Tesla semi truck looks like. What's actually kind of cool about it is if the driver's seat is set up like a you're sitting in the center. You're not to the side, you're dead center. I think I'm taking a little bit used to but right now the problem is they have

Speaker: quote unquote, pun of range. I gotta find it, but just wanted you to know that it was coming up. Yeah. Okay. Uh, they have a ton of range, but right now they're not there because, Hey boys, look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? There he is.

Speaker: Uh, but yeah, so the problem with the Tesla truck right now and all the EV trucks comes down to, they have a ton of range, but once you add weight to the trailer, the range drops off and the infrastructure to charge these fucking things still isn't there.

Speaker: Well, and I, and again, like I said, as it progresses, um, Benji said, uh, they, they said in the first year saving an owner up to 200 K that's, that's fucking amazing. That's awesome. If that's, if that's true, because you got affected and like, you're not playing for, for fuel. I don't know. Well, they charge you to target.

Speaker: Not necessarily. They I mean, I'm sure they will because because trucks don't. But but at the at the same time, you know, you're paying anywhere from five to 10 bucks a gallon for diesel fuel, right? They're not going to charge. If you if you if you plan your trip right, if you plan your trip right in one of these electric trucks, you can get to a certain spot

Speaker: Crash for the fucking night while your truck is charging. Yeah, that's what I'm saying Rock out you're it's gonna be safer because I think that you know with these EVs and stuff has and as I said you're gonna be able to And then all and my losers aren't gonna breaking is only can only charge so much What

Speaker: If you're sitting in traffic, you're stopped for a long time. If they make the trucks to where they can self charge as they're sitting. And how far away, and let's be honest, how far away from are we from? Because we're already at, and a lot of lizards will always have a job. Trust me, they're just going to get different. But how far away are we? We've already reached the EV world where we have electric cars and stuff like that.

Speaker: How far away are we? And where they can self start. One of the first electric cars, one of the first electric cars was 1919. I mean, it didn't work very well, but it was electric vehicles. Yeah. But I'm just saying like one, you know, how far away are we? And more than likely in that industry, the trucking industry, they're going to be the first ones to see it where.

Speaker: you'll you'll there will be some kind of device in there to where you can whether it's breaking or stopping for your allotted time to where it'll it'll okay this is me so this is me showing my ignorance right now and I'm asking as a question I'm not stating a

Speaker: It's not a statement. The primary job of an alternator in a car right now is to charge the battery, right? Keep the battery in charge. It charges the battery and runs all the electronics in the car. Yeah, so when the alternator goes bad, your battery is not charging, which in turns, once your battery is dead, all your electronics are dead.

Speaker: So how far away are, how far away are we from something like that in an EV? And like I said, theoretically, theoretically, you could put an alternator attached to the wheel. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. There's a video out there where somebody modified their Tesla.

Speaker: to the test was a front wheel drive. Uh, or at least that one was where he modified the rear. He put like, almost like a, a desk from a motorcycle chain driven and hooked it to a fucking alternator that charges better. It didn't work very well. Cause it was too small of an alternator, but theoretically, I don't see it would be a problem. Um, the regenerative breaking thing that is.

Speaker: That's been a thing for a long time. I want to say the early 90s, Ford had an electric vehicle that eventually died out. Believe it or not, the spokesperson was Gene Hackman. They had a regenerative braking, and they couldn't get it to work very well. I don't think the technology on regenerative braking, once again, regenerative braking comes down to what you put in is not what you're going to get out.

Speaker: But yeah, it's still something. So you're getting as veggie said, sure. But I've never added any gas to my tank hitting the brakes. So when is the way it's all about efficiency, right? What who's to say you don't, they don't create some kind of power bank or something like that, that they attach to

Speaker: the wheels or something like the front wheels. Obviously you're not going to put it on an 18 wheel trailer or something like that, but you put it on the wheels of the truck, maybe the front wheels or one or two of the back wheels. And as you drive, it charges those banks up that in turn, when your batteries hit a certain point, say 50%, those banks kick in and start charging your battery back up. Well, the only problem with that is, and this is,

Speaker: The biggest problem with EVs comes down to the weight of the vehicle and what you're towing. Because as you know, we've all had remote control cars. Well, and don't you think that the people that are creating these are putting that into factor because they're a whole hell of a lot smarter than you and I or anybody listening. No, and I get that. I get that. But that's the struggle. The more shit you add, the more of the things it's going to weigh. So even if it is like the regenerative braking

Speaker: there's a device that's going to make that regenerative braking create a charge. Like if you're adding alternators to the wheels, that's going to add weight, which lowers neurofiscally. That's the problem. And right now the problem with those EV trucks is the batteries, the trucks are weighing twice as much as a diesel truck. So like the Tesla semi truck,

Speaker: Excellent weighs more than a Peterbilt. I couldn't say that's true or false. I don't know. Actually, you just come up on the show. He can do. But I'm gonna hire Benji to do to do.

Speaker: topic research for us and bring up topic. Okay, so the Tesla semi seems to be about 27 ,000 plus. How much is a Kenworth way? Well, hold on. I'm trying to see so just about to back check himself. How much motorway doesn't say how much

Speaker: Well, it supposedly can haul up to between 40 and 54 ,000 pounds. What is the overall weight comparison to a Tesla semi? Yeah, they're 27 ,000 pounds. So, so according to this, the Tesla semi weighs about 27 ,000 pounds.

Speaker: which could put around 30 ,000 total miles, put it at around 30 ,000. So, Tesla has a total cargo weight of about 24 ,000 pounds. The typical max load is 40 to 54 ,000. So it's right in the range of the typical and it's going to go around 30 ,000 miles. Right. The, the, the typical Peter bill is between 18 and 25 ,000 pounds. So,

Speaker: The smallest, lightest Tesla weighs more than the biggest Peterbilt. An electronic long haul truck in 2030 could be up to 5 ,000 pounds heavier than a regular diesel. There you go. A semi -truck can weigh up to 80 ,000 pounds. Yeah, that's fully loaded though. You got to put in curb weight. Curb weight is the truck itself.

Speaker: curb weight is between of a typical Peter bill is between 15 ,000 and 25 ,000 pounds, depending on the options. So as of right now, as of right now, as of right now, your five drawbacks to the Tesla semi. And as, and as we said, this is brand new, this is brand new. This is just coming about. And as I said, as progression,

Speaker: for day use only. Yeah. So they're going to run day use. They're going to run like what my buddy Kevin does and my other buddy Josh do for Pepsi. They run day loads back and forth, their home every day. You got like down like these, like those EV semis will be amazing in coastal cities that have the ports hauling hauling cargo containers all day long. That's all they do. Yeah. They're not, they're not close to post trucks.

Speaker: Not yet. Not yet. But as I said, as they progress, but right now it says the five drawbacks, uh, and as we already said, lack of charging infrastructure. But as you start to see more and more of them on the roads, you're going to start to see these truck stops start to add the charging stations, much like the diesel fuel up stations where you just pull up, you pull into the bays. They've already got the quick chargers that'll charge a car from zero to full in like an hour, like an hour.

Speaker: Right. But that's how much energy is going to charge in an hour. No. But you know what I mean? What I said, those my big flaw, they look stupid. Strange design, strange design choices. Supposedly, the Tesla semi has wasted cabin space, inconvenient window vents and not readily available parts. So so so my new like like disco stuff.

Speaker: Yeah, discomforts, windows and vents, and we don't like where they're at. All right. Well, that's easy enough as we prepare that design. The parts obviously are more on the road. The parts are going to be more and more available, more readily available. This is weird about parts too.

Speaker: there's a there's a gotta be able to do different parts once they start to mass produce something like this. Especially especially especially in the trucking industry as we all know and the truckers hold on because I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you a promise but then I'm also gonna smack you in the mouth to check your ego. As we all know, truckers make the country go round. Oh, 100%.

Speaker: but that don't give you guys the right to act like complete fucking dirt bags on the roads. And you wonder why people hate you. You have the same mindset that motorcyclists have. And you're the only motherfuckers on the planet. I mean, only motherfuckers on the road. No, you're not. And as much as you want us to be mindful and conscious of you, you have to do the same for us. Yeah, but in the defense, in the defense, if you cut off a fucking truck and then break check them and then it's about getting rear ended,

Speaker: Bitch, they weigh 80 ,000 pounds. Well, you deserve that. But also, but also when you get these truckers who are bored and they decide to box in a car on all four sides, or you get truckers that are driving 85 miles an hour down a freeway zigzagging in and out of traffic, or you got truckers that are flubbing their log books and not taking their proper breaks and wrecking and killing people.

Speaker: Like I said, that's just one thing about Tesla, about the EV trucks is it'll have the built -in digital law book where it'll say, okay, you did this many miles a day. You cannot go for another three hours. You have to take a nap or you have to take a break. So, uh, you know, obviously direct you that if you go past a certain point,

Speaker: You need to find a place to pull over and take a break because if not, if you get to a certain point, it's the trucks not going to move anymore. Yeah, but they're definitely, I mean, I like that they're testing it out and, and, um, seeing how it works with just like the day drivers and stuff. Uh, Benji said that, uh, he believes are set up for 500 miles a day. That's still not bad. But miles is subjected to what they're hauling too.

Speaker: Yeah. Speaking of brains. Yeah. We're going to take a quick break because apparently my dog needs to go outside and she's acting like a complete jackass. So. Jeffrey. Yeah. Tell the people about W energy play the video and. No, no, no, no.

Speaker: You think I could take the dog out in three and a half minutes? This fucking cat is going to go out there and she has to be nosy. She has to look around and stand there and look fucking retarded. Tie her up like I do mine. I can't tie her up outside. One, she can't be trusted.

Speaker: I get that. She hates every other four legged animal on the plant. She loves everybody. But if it's an animal, she has no fucking brain. Yeah, I know. This is how easy it is. Hold on. We're going to take a break real quick. We're back in a few minutes. Before we go to break.

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Speaker: I'm radioactive, radioactive I raise my fangs, turn my clothes It's a revolution, I suppose We're painted red to fit right in Whoa! I break it in, shape it up They suck it out of a prison box This is it, the apocalypse

Speaker: I'm radioactive, radioactive I'm radioactive, radioactive All systems go, the sun hasn't died Deep in my bones, straight from inside I'm waking up

Speaker: I'm acting

Speaker: Yeah, that was a cover by our last night at Imagine Dragons Radioactive. That was a good song. That was a good pull, sir, by the way. Welcome back to Nonsense for Nonsense. We are live, as we always are, Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday. You can check us out on all the Spotify, all the Spotify, all the places where you get your podcast needs and get your...

Speaker: What am I kidding? You're back, so you threw me off. When are we live? What? Are we on social media? Yeah, we're on social media. There's our social media. I have no idea. Where do we go either? Oh my god. 200 and 321 goddamn episodes. I personally have not done 321 episodes. You have? I have.

Speaker: You have done well over 300 episodes, or at least 300 episodes. I don't know, but either way, you've been here since the beginning. You've seen me do, you've seen me do the libraries. You know what I talk about. You know where I do it. You've seen me do a million intros. You were under the illusion that I listened to you when you see me do a million intros. No, cause I, I zone out. Like when you talk about sports.

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Speaker: and the wind's blowing because it's been raining and shit up here all day. Well, like on and off rain. It's just been kind of a blue Saturday. And every time the wind would stop and then blowing, it's like, Oh, is that the wind? Fucking dirt in the bathroom. It's like that, that scene and fucking friend. He's got that stupid dog. He's like me. Yeah.

Speaker: she did piss and then she like sniffs her own areas like it's the first time ever every time I was like, who was it? I've been here. How dare it's you. It's yours. Fucking twat. Yeah.

Speaker: That's why you look at the dog and you just go. Let's talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered sausage? That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it? It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips. I think having a conversation with Gary Busey would be like having conversations with your dog.

Speaker: I feel like I have a conversation with Gary Busey twice a week. I'm as cool as Gary Busey. I mean, Gary Busey really cool. These days 1985. Yeah.

Speaker: It was 1985. Yeah, I would let you have that win, but I call it a win. You heard it here first, folks. I'm as cool as Gary B. C. Well, if you say so, that helps you sleep at night. It does, actually. I am here. I am here to help everybody else have a better day, including you, Cameron. Well, I'm a smart ass. Apparently, yes.

Speaker: You know, it's funny. We got rid of the spoiler picture and now we use it all the time. Damn it. Did we really? I didn't know we got, that was one of the ones we got rid of. That was one of the ones we, we sat there that, that, that one night after the show and got rid of a bunch of shit. I think that was one of the ones we got rid of, wasn't it? I can't remember.

Speaker: We kept literally, literally cancel. Literally is a new one. So yeah, that's why we had to get rid of something a couple of weeks, a couple of months, a couple of years or so, we'll get rid of literally literally.

Speaker: Ugh. What do you got for this next hour besides football? I don't have any football, I mean. Well, you were talking about watching Michigan Blues. Oh, I just have it on the background. Honestly, it's on my phone on the background, but I'm not watching it. Obviously, I'm not watching it, watching it.

Speaker: Um, plus it's 31 to 10. So Michigan is just knocking the dog shit. Yeah, it's almost pointless to watch now. I mean, I know you're still watching, but it's one of those things where it's like, once they get up to a certain point, unless they really fuck up, they're not going to lose, you know?

Speaker: What was it? I was going to ask you about. I thought this was having a... I had something. I can't explain it on my phone. So I don't have it. Um... Shit. Yeah, exactly. No, I had something. Let her toss this video again.

Speaker: buttered sausage. No, do you want to start and dive into this monster list that we have? Yeah, that's right. You did have that. Let's go ahead and do that. I mean, we are in October. We're essentially into the second week, not unless something else pops up, but

Speaker: Sorry, I think he was sending me. Messages. You seriously text the show. Huh? While you're walking the fucking dog. Yeah, because you were. Balders terribly.

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Speaker: Look here and say, you're saying it all wrong. I failed you. Look here. My name is Sir Michael Caine there. I failed you. Why are you muted? Oh, thanks for having me on mute.

Speaker: So come up and right now on my end, that audio is still playing. Yeah. I think there's obviously some sort of delay. No, it has. Yeah. Get into the list. I'm curious because we've been teasing this for like four episodes. Anyhow, as I was saying before you really played that song.

Speaker: You're saying the ad's all wrong, see? And if you do it again, I'm going to stab you in the neck with a southerner, see? The eye? Pretty sure it's the eye. I thought it was the head. Oh, he says I'm going to stab you in the eye with a southerner. I thought he said head. Maybe he does say eye. I think it's eye. I'm going to stab you in the eye with a southerner, and you see? Your compass will never take me a eye.

Speaker: It is. It's in the eye with the soldering iron. That's the line. I had to fact check it. I couldn't remember. You kept saying neck.

Speaker: It doesn't matter. First and foremost, I'm not even doing a walking impersonation. I'm making fun of your terrible Walker impersonator impersonation by making it sound like a nineteen. What? Walker. Walker. You said Walker. You better shut the **** up. Yeah. You know that Walker Texas things are not only in those kung fu but every

Speaker: I have Kung Fu ninjas everywhere. I sure used to blow my mind even as a kid when I watched it. And I loved Walker, Texas Ranger, but it was like, why does every bad guy in Texas know martial arts? Like literally every bad guy. And, and why are they still trying to kick Walker? They know he's going to kick you in the face, son.

Speaker: Yeah. His partner Trevet was a former Dallas cowboy, but somehow he knows fucking karate too. Yeah. Well, you hang out. Well, it's just like you hang out with me long enough. You'll learn something about cards. So therefore, if I know about karate, it's been 25 years from lethal weapon three or four or 45, you know,

Speaker: Danny Glover wants to turn around and do a roundhouse kick and he kicks the water bottle. So, you know. I'm too old for this shit. That makes me Mel Gibson. I'm just saying. No, that makes you Joe Pesci. No.

Speaker: You are 100 % Joe Pesci in those movies. You cannot deny it in any way, show, or form. You are 100 % Joe Pesci in the Lead the Weapon series. I beg to differ. Actually, you're Joe Pesci in Namir. Every movie he's in where he's short, fat, and obnoxious. My Cousin Vinny. Hey, my Cousin Vinny was the next one.

Speaker: I'm not saying it wasn't a bad movie. I'm not saying Joe Pesci is bad movies. I'm just saying Joe Pesci, Joe Pesci is short, fat, and annoying. What he got is a fucking shine box. Anyways. I did a list already.

Speaker: Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel.

Speaker: Somebody listening to the show. We are influencers here at nonsensical nonsense. I'm just saying. Huh? I mean, what are we, haven't we convinced Crocs to make cowboy blue Crocs? I'm just saying. And we saved Al Capone's house? Yeah, we kind of saved it. They still tore it down at the end of the day. But I gave them the okay. You can't win more. I gave them the, I gave them the go ahead.

Speaker: Yeah. They reached out. It's directly contributing to society in one way or another. Influencers. Nonsense or nonsense. We're influencers. Nonsense or nonsense for president. Not yet. I will probably watch it sometime this week because my son was just as excited for me to watch that. So we will be able to. I watched it the first episode. Good.

Speaker: Yeah, we will be watching it this week at some point. Uh, probably on that first episode is fucking, yeah, probably Thursday. I'm probably going to watch it again. Cause I don't know if Kevin's seen it or not. So I might watch it probably Thursday because I got the show Monday. Um, then my birthday's Tuesday. Then we got show Wednesday.

Speaker: Yeah, so Monday and Wednesday will be birthday specials for me. Again, already? It's my birthday. Adore me. Oh, no. I'm going to call in my presence. I'm going to call in six. And tell me how to call in to the podcast. Because your head is going to be way too deflated. It's my first second birthday. The cameras can only take so much inflated ego.

Speaker: It's my twenty second. I'll just scoot back. I look like this. Let me change the layout. I **** hate Brian just so you know. The whole episode will

Speaker: This is your giant inflated ego. I fucking hate Brian and we need to deport his Mexican ass. Kind of pulled him over the wall because Wookie's and his press launches are not safe, you racist. You got strikes to get you against you all over the place. You can't play fantasy football for shit because I beat you. Oh, I thought you were in top 40. He might get a win this week.

Speaker: He's the Chicago Bears of our fantasy football league. Even I know that. Even though I know that is... I'm fired! Oh Brian, pull up. Sasquatches and Wookiees are not the same. That's incredibly racist and insensitive of you.

Speaker: I'm offended. Wow, he just called you a wookie. There's only so much I can do to educate the uneducated and he's uneducatable. Brian, you ever walked through a field?

Speaker: Have the weeds tickle your balls and while you run your buddy's leg. That's what it feels like to drive an F -150. Why does the leprechaun laugh every time it runs? I don't know. Because the grass tickles him.

Speaker: That was probably be a porno and belt Kings is like being the valedictorian of the

Speaker: in the, in the land of the blind, what I got, when I, man, it's Kings. So calm down. Yeah. Um, that's, uh, I'm just saying, Brian, you lost to me in fantasy football. You're fucked. I'll never let you forget it. I can go to the rest of your leagues, Brian. How's the rest of your leagues going buddy?

Speaker: How's that? How's that? How's that going for you? Does it tickle? Barely. I barely lost to Chris the first game. Barely only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes. Exactly. Winning's winning.

Speaker: Second place is the first loser, sir. My teams are currently in first and second place. And lest we forget, Tech doesn't know sports. The saying that you almost beat me is like saying that you're almost smart.

Speaker: two and two and I don't know if I'll leave. Oh and four and both. Yeah, you shouldn't brag dude. Oh and four. Wow. Even I don't have that. That's an ouchie. It's like saving. I drive an F -150. Shut up. Shut up. I owned a couple of F -150s.

Speaker: Yeah. And you were also married to me. I mean, they do. I've never, I've owned one Ford and I had a Ford motherfucker. Let's just, you know, I don't make, I don't always make the best life decisions. Obviously I've owned several.

Speaker: Couple Ford F -150s and F -100. I had a Ranger. I've had two Rangers, actually. Dangerous Rangers, if you will. I've owned two Fords. I've owned two Fords. I own a Ford motherfucker Ranger. And I own a Mustang. Oh, man. I am. Two and two. And my lead... My Mustang was kind of like Glitz's sister. Everybody drove that. Four and O. Three and one.

Speaker: Jeff, you are about to keep fucking annihilated this week. Probably. No, there's no probably about it. I projected 152 points. You're projected 98. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, I really fucked up. Oh, I really fucked up. Negative five points. Not one point. My bad, bro. Oh.

Speaker: Don't pick the bears. They suck. Commanders new mustangs. As I said, as I said, I wouldn't have thought to pick the bears in the first place. Yeah. Two and two, four and oh, three and one, two and two. So 502 leagues undefeated in undefeated in one loss. Not a bad, not a bad, not a bad football record.

Speaker: fantasy football record, killing it. Smoke his ass. Yeah. I'm going against Tony and belkings. I am. Oh no, I'm going against cam. Yeah. And belkings. I got negative one from the commander. So just, I mean, just so you know, just so you know, I ran with the commanders and belkings. I got negative one point. I'm just saying.

Speaker: But so I did something that I typically don't do in that league and I have of my, um, out my eight starters, four of them are on the 49ers. Uh, then he ain't wrong, but 300 grand is a bit much.

Speaker: Um, my two of my wide receivers are two of the top wide receivers in the league right now. One of them being a rookie and the other one just coming off of the IR. So of my, of my eight starters, four of them are on the San Francisco 49ers. Three of them are on the LA Rams. And one of them is on the, on the, uh, the, uh, Panthers, but the San Francisco 49ers players are just point fucking monsters.

Speaker: You are bro is using my logo. No, it'll fucking ain't. I'll fire his ass. My fantasy football name in my, in my league, my, like my, my league with all my friends. It's Korean pies.

Speaker: Dusty Spunks could take the whole fucking thing It's not my logo because that's a wookie and I'm a goddamn Sasquatch Look at your phone goofball bring that nonsense up here He's gonna show up and I already takes it out before that 150 video

Speaker: I didn't know we took that one down, too. We took all kinds of shit down, didn't we? We took that down because we were like, we're never going to use it. How did that work out for us? Oh, yeah. I just hope Ryan got permission before he popped up. Yeah.

Speaker: I say you're pissin' too darn loud, boy! It's late at night and you're pissin' right in the center of the bowl like you're fryin' chicken in there! You got a piss on the side, boy! Make it a stealth mission! You're causing a whole ruckus pissin' like that, boy!

Speaker: Oh, by the way, do you remember we talked about that jet US military law? Yeah, they found it. Then we talked about what was that other country whose fucking tank got stolen. But yeah, they found said said jet in North Carolina. Did it crash like yeah, it crashed. There was a whole there was a big blurb about it. It was

Speaker: It literally was like, so after the guy ejected, it flew for like a hundred extra miles and then crashed. So nothing, nothing really to write home. It's not like it hit anybody's house or ended up in the ocean or something. It just crashed.

Speaker: I bet you somebody's got some cool seats in their fucking car Didn't we talk about the Mustang GTD GTD not too long ago At the end of the day, it's still a fucking Mustang Shut up

Speaker: Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We didn't talk about that. That's some bitch is sexy. It's sexy as fuck. It looks like something I know. It looks like something I built on need for speed. Right. Exactly. You know, to be a hundred percent honest with you, I mean, it really does. It's a beautiful car and I'm not mad at it, but at the end of the day, if I'm spending $300 ,000 car, $300 ,000 on a car as sexy as it is, it's still a Mustang. There it is. Here we go.

Speaker: That's the GTD. It really looks like somebody went out and bought a Mustang and threw a bunch of parts off. I mean, when the Cobra R came out, the only thing the Cobra R had that the regular Cobra didn't besides a bigger supercharger, body wise, it had a different hood and a different front and rear bumper.

Speaker: So it was basically a body kit starting at starting at 300. They made it so Ford can get into a race. Well, I mean, yeah, there's that. I mean, I mean, literally there's a whole article, uh, board .com obviously street legal track, ready supercar powered with Mustang soul. I mean, I don't like it.

Speaker: Last year, they entered the Camaro in the 24 hour loss and Ford wanted to do the same thing. But in order to do that, they have to sell so many of the cars just like, so anytime a company wants a car in a race, they have to sell so many of them. I believe it's 500. Well, so let's make a limited run of a car, charge a crazy amount of money.

Speaker: 500 people buy it, they can put the car in the fucking race. Well, when I hit the Powerball, I'm buying one and I'm wrapping it with a nonsensical nonsense logo. Okay. I mean, I'm only going to drive it like in town, so it'll never see over 45 miles an hour, but. I can waste some 300 grand then. Don't fucking judge me. I just won the Powerball.

Speaker: Uh, the guy that won it in California, where his take home was like, he, he, he won 2 billion in the power ball after taxes and taking the lump sum. Well, the power ball has never been 2 billion. Oh, the guy. Apparently he's buying houses like fucking crazy. The last one being $47 million, but he got 600. Oh no, I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry. The.

Speaker: The biggest jackpot was 2 .04 million. That was last year or billion. Yeah. The guy that won it last year, he, people are claiming he's going to go broke because he's buying property. No, he's not going to go broke because those properties are investment. And he's only spent like a hundred million, less than a hundred million.

Speaker: He's got $600 million. I think he's going to be okay. He's not, he's not, you know, spending on Coke and hookers. He's bought three homes. Yeah, exactly. But here's the thing. The payout was 900 Edwin. It was what? After taxes and everything.

Speaker: He took home over $600 ,000. Yeah, he chose the $997 .6 million cash option. And here's the thing, it kills me. If the jackpot is at $2 .04 billion, why am I only getting shy of a billion and still have to pay another $300 million in taxes? Why are you taking half of it

Speaker: And I still have to pay 300, 300 million in taxes. You should give me the full fucking 2 billion and then I'll pay the taxes off of that. Yeah. I don't know why it works like that. Uh, catcher purchased a 25 .5 million home a month after his prize. He also purchased a 4 million Japanese inspired house and his hometown. Yeah. I think that was for his mom.

Speaker: And then earlier this month and this ad came or this article came out in September. So just last month He bought a twenty five point five million home Or twenty nine sorry earlier this month Castro bought his third house for 47 million. Yeah, it's a fucking nice house. Don't get me wrong

Speaker: He's got over $600 million. Uh, all of them haven't been the only thing catcher person supporting the lottery. He has been driving around in a vintage Porsche 9 11 since winning. Yeah. Okay. That's a couple of, you know, he is a young cat. He is a young dude. Um, he,

Speaker: It looks like an ex football player, but, um, yeah, he, he looks like he's like 30. It does sound like he's getting a little ridiculous and a little bit crazy. Um, with his money, it's not like, you know, cause you were like, he's buying a whole bunch of houses and it was like, Oh, cool. Like he's buying investments. He's buying houses to put into the market. And this had another thing. Oh yeah. Texas fucking raped.

Speaker: But he's just fucking buying stupid ass houses just to buy them. So yeah, he kind of being dumb. Yeah. But, but when you think about those stories of somebody who is now famous because of him, which means if some celebrity wants to buy it, be like, okay, give me 50 or 60 million and he'll get it. The house, just because he won the lottery does not make him famous. No, not him famous.

Speaker: The house is famous because now it's out there that he, because he won the lottery, 15 minutes of fame. But that house is now the architect that designed it and all that stuff. Yeah. Because I can tell you right now, um, there's a house that a lottery winner, but they bought property, built this beautiful home.

Speaker: beautiful garage, big ass property, put a gorgeous pond out in front of the house. Just beautiful. It's in Utica. When he hit the lottery, and this has been, this has been, because I remember growing up and going past the house, so this has been 30 plus years ago. I think I know the house you're talking about. The guy won this big ass lottery, spent all this money on this house and property, went bankrupt. At the end of the day, after everything was said and done,

Speaker: he probably had four or five million wrapped up in this house property. Everything goes with it, right? Right. Out of curiosity, I was looking at it not too long ago. And the last time it sold, it sold for 500 million or 500 ,000. Right. But it's a Utica.

Speaker: Yeah, but that guy was based off of your logic because that guy was he was from a small town. You can't compare Utica to fucking LA. If the guy doesn't live in LA, I get it. But 47 million dollars was in LA. It doesn't matter. Nobody fucking cares about California or in LA anymore. No, but celebrities that work and live and are leaving California. Oh, I know this.

Speaker: The woke ones aren't. He'll make money.

Speaker: off of it, regardless of, you know, but he bought the house for 47 million. Doesn't mean he's going to sell it for 60 million. It doesn't mean that the house 15 years ago is going to get any credit. I don't know how old the house is, but I'm just saying like he didn't, he didn't contract this guy to build a $47 million hole. But, but if you look at it at, because there's a whole article with this shows taking pictures at the house.

Speaker: Well, if you're building a house and money is so often and you like that house, he may not want to sell it.

Speaker: but you're like, okay, would you rather have the clout and the credit of fucking like Brad Pitt buying your house or just some schmo who won the lottery? He was going to blow all his money apparently, and then hopefully make money back off of these houses when he has to sell them. Hopefully they don't, hopefully they don't foreclose. Hopefully he was smart and he paid cash straight out for him. Right.

Speaker: Uh, and then he can resell them, but at the end of the day, we've already seen the guy won 600 and some odd million dollars and he blows it. So he sells the house for 60 million. Let's say he's going to blow another 60 mil. Well, no, but you also have a, it's a learning curve. You know, I'm not saying the guy worked at McDonald's before he won the lottery, but yeah, I'm not saying the guy's coming to that kind of money. I don't care who you are.

Speaker: If I had you've nine or $600 million tomorrow, you're going to go buy something stupid. I told you guys what I'm going to do. I've said that for years. Understand that. But saying one thing and then having the $600 million in your hand. You put $600 million in my pocket. The first thing I go do is buy anywhere from four to 500 acres of land.

Speaker: And then I build the house and I don't need a big ass mansion on the house. I build a house that's a little bit bigger than what Nikki and I need. And then as I've said, he's one of the kids, mine and hers and her friends. Once again, once again, the fact that that's alluding you is you've never been in that position to have $600 million to spend on a fucking house. So when somebody's like, should we do this or this?

Speaker: 100 grand more. But what am I going to do with a $47 million home with 11 bathroom or 11 bedroom? Don't get me wrong. I would never spend $47 million on a house.

Speaker: I think that is stupid. Yeah, my house would probably, the house I want that it has everything I, everything in it, everything I want, everything Nikki wants, everything we want and need, I'll probably spend 500 grand on. I would agree. I'd probably. I'm going to spend more money on the property and hell yeah. You want to know what the stupidest thing that I'll probably spend money on is going to be a studio.

Speaker: because I want a state of the art studio and I'm hiring a fucking producer that knows how to do all the shit that I don't know how to do. And I'm going to go, here's your salary for the next 10 years, 20 years or whatever. I don't know here. Here's a contract. Yeah. Here's a contract. I'm going to pay you 80 ,000 a year. Yeah. You know, whatever. And you're going to do all. Once again, that's an investment. That's being smart about your money. And I'm, and I'm, and I'm,

Speaker: and I'm opening my bar. And when I open said bar, I'm hiring a GM and a manager and an assistant man who know how to run the bar because I don't know how to run a bar. Yeah, I agree. But I'm going to be the owner.

Speaker: You're a hundred percent right. Benji at the end of the day, I mean, he's still going to make money. If he does blow all his money, like Benji said, with those kinds of houses, he can make money off by renting them to TV shows and people. Oh, you guys want to do real world LA. But at the end of the day, that's only if he bought the house outright. I didn't look or read or anything. If he was foolish enough not to buy the house outright,

Speaker: and he blows all his money. God forbid he blows six or all $700 million because I couldn't imagine just blowing $700 million. Oh, I'm sure you and I could if we know I'm a little bit more practical than I'm actually a lot more practical than I'm saying is I'm the kind of asshole that if somebody pisses me off at a building, I'm going to buy the building just so I could fire the guy. Exactly. Where I'm just going to

Speaker: probably walk up and slap them with a stack of a hundred dollar bills as hard as I can right in their cocksucker and then go, you can have it by the way. My strategy is an investment because I'll buy the company and then just so I can fire him. So now I own a company, the CEO stays in charge and he runs everything. I just own the company.

Speaker: Yeah. But I also know you well enough that you're not just going to let the CEO run the company. You're going to have to have your nose in it. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. In all seriousness, if let's say I buy, I don't know, fucking Time Warner. Okay. I'm stupid enough to buy Time Warner tables. I don't want to run it. Put me in the fucking mail room, dude. I want to let me just walk around the building. Give me a ID badge so I can walk her in and walk out. I don't want to do it. Why would you?

Speaker: I wouldn't want a position, but I wouldn't, I think like, for instance, uh, you know, you, you know, the chill undercover boss. I'd be on that show next day, you know, cause I just bought time Warner cable. So now I'm, you know, the undercover boss concept is they do different positions throughout the company to see where the issues are. So I would be like, okay, let me try this position. Yep. I don't like it. Give me a different position.

Speaker: you know, find where I want to be. And then at the end of the day, I don't have to get a salary because I own the fucking company, but I would have something to do every day. I would never want to be the CEO of a giant company because I just, like I said, you know, I just, I, I, I'm as far as this discussion pertains to us, I know I'm way more practical and way more

Speaker: You're, you're, you're more, um, emotional and spontaneous where you're going to be like, Oh yeah. Fuck you. I'm buying this building where I would be like, whatever. You make $10 an hour to send her a front lash. You fucking loser. No, but I think my biggest, my biggest words would be cars.

Speaker: And not even new cars. I buy classic. Yeah. And exactly. And I've seen a million times, you know, my biggest splurge. Because if you buy, for example, a Dodge, uh, charger Daytona, you find it, uh, use a cheap one and you let's say you spend 60 grand on it, but it needs some work. You do the work on it. You can literally.

Speaker: sell that thing for 150 K. Yeah. Where I, I want, I already know I want land, lots of it. I'm going to build a house for Nikki and I. That is going to be, it's going to be a big house. Don't get me wrong, but it's not going to be something so obnoxiously big and it's going to be done to the way it costs like a million dollars a year to keep the light. Yeah. It's going to be something that her and I both want. It's going to have everything we want in it.

Speaker: And then like I told her, I was like, you know, we'll give each one of the kids like five, 10 acres. It'd be like, this is your limit. Like a 2 ,500 square foot house. Yeah. Whatever you guys, however you guys want it built, whatever you want, you get 2 ,500 square feet. That's more than enough for them to have. And when they get older, raise a family, have a family, you know, whatever, and then build a ranch for her parents that set up

Speaker: for them, you know, specifically to cater them. And, and, and yeah, they might only have one or two acres because they're not going to be able to take care of five or 10 acres, but we're all there. We're all together. And then Nikki wants farm animals. The kids want farm animals. And then it's like, well, you fucking take care of them because I'm not. And, and then we're going to build out a stupid studio. That's going to have everything under the sun.

Speaker: I would, I would kind of do the similar, of course I would build the studio slash office, but I would also have like a home theater. It looked like you were walking into a movie theater. And then I guess you could probably yeah. And then I would probably buy three other houses. I would have one on the coast of Charleston, Tampa and Galveston. I don't know why I'm so obsessed with Galveston.

Speaker: I don't actually, no, I wouldn't buy, I would not buy a house. I would put a house. I would buy a house or build a house in Tampa on the coast, definitely in Charleston. And I would build a, or I would build, I actually, no, I would buy a house in New Orleans. One of them super old haunted houses. Oh, plantation. Yes. I don't, I don't see myself buying multiple houses.

Speaker: But I just, that's just because I want to, you know, I, I probably, you want to do the whole travel. You'll go to different locations. My work is going to be, my work is going to be, I'm not going nowhere. Yeah. My work is going to be the podcast because I'm going to start doing that all the time. And in the bar, because I'm going to probably put one up here. I'm probably going to put one down in Charleston. I'm probably going to put one down in Tampa. Probably going to put one down in Louisiana. And like you said, I mean, let's be honest.

Speaker: Well, let's be honest, but also I'm going to hire people who know what they're doing and how to run a bar and be like, so I've got four fucking bars, restaurants, whatever bars, club, barbecue joint, whatever you want to call it in all three locations that I have houses. And then like Nikki and I are up here and we're like, fuck, it's cold. Where do you want to go? Tampa, New Orleans, Charleston.

Speaker: where do you want to go? We already got a house and it's on the beach. Once again or or like the kids like you're speaking of, I just stay home. Or the kids are like, hey, mom and dad, we want to go on vacation. Alright, well, which house you want to go to? Clean up after yourselves. If we if we do have this 600 million apiece. Our guest lineup for the show will be amazing. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: The first guest I want, the first two guests I lined up for the show are Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. Wow. What? Our goal is to make Taylor Swift cry. Don't you just write songs about breakup? I would never make Taylor Swift cry. I'll tell you what, our audience... I would, however, make Travis Kelsey cry and go, Travis. Bro. You gonna fuck you up, sir.

Speaker: You know she's gonna write a black album about you, right? She's gonna make, she's gonna make, she's gonna make, she's gonna make $2 billion. What's his number? What's his number? 87. Yeah, that's the name of her album. Taylor Swift 87. Did she already do an album like 1980 something or whatever? Like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker: I don't know. I know like four Taylor Swift songs. And that's pushing it. I think that's, I know. I know the teardrop from my guitar. Is that the one where she was like, you're the team captain and she's a cheerleader. No, no, it was, it was, it was like one of her first songs and she, it's a real country vibe.

Speaker: I don't shake it off in that one because the video is her like, I just think about that one. That's our song. And that's it. Yeah. And the video, it's on the door. Her in the, in the like starting group grew up together and they lived next door. It's a real, it's a real, um, what's up fucking stupid movie with Melissa Joan art and the dude for Montourage.

Speaker: It's basically the videos will rip off of that movie. Hold on. Let me think. Look, dude, I grew up in the era of John Hughes. Do you really think I watched a Melissa Joan Hart movie? I love Melissa Joan Hart. Sabrina, the only thing I know about her is Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Um.

Speaker: His name's Adrian Carter. So what's the movie? It was called Drive Me Crazy, 1999. And that, that the whole, the whole thing where she's holding up Taylor Swift's holding up little notes in the window in that video that straight out of that goddamn movie. I don't think they tried to hide that or deny that. I think that was kind of, I think it was all point, but yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: I have to drive me crazy in a while. I've never seen it. I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. You'd know it if you saw it. It's not terrible, Louie. Well, don't play a fucking clip of it. Yeah, obviously. Absolutely. I'm going to have Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey on the show.

Speaker: Hey first of foremost, it's Travis goddamn Kelsey's greatest probably wanted probably one of the if not He absolutely one of the best tight ends in the NFL right now and probably top 5 to 10 greatest tight end of all time Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about Not another teen movie yes, I'm terrible movie Basically same thing. Yeah. Yeah

Speaker: I, okay, so not to be that guy, but do I get to hit on Taylor? No, I don't care. I don't care because I'll pay for Travis Kelsey. Not that Travis Kelsey needs me to pay him, pay for his trip down there. I will absolutely pay Travis Kelsey to come down there and beat your ass. Yeah, but, but, but if you think about it on the show, they've already broken up. Well, how do you know that this is?

Speaker: How do you know, how do you know this is not going to be their happy happily ever after? How do you not know that this is going to be the one with every Taylor Swift relationship? Speaking of Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey, have you seen the new meme? No. So they got Jason Kelsey, Travis's brother is the center for the Philadelphia Eagles.

Speaker: Jalen Hurts is their quarterback. Yeah, I played that video. Well, DeAndre Swift is their running back. But there's another guy on their team whose last name is Cox. And they showed them in line, Kelsey's Cox Hurts Swift. Cox Hurts Swift. 52 to 10. Michigan wins. Let's go.

Speaker: Michigan's office and they still won. I'm calling it. I'm going to go ahead and call it now Taylor Swift's new album is going to be called 87. Yeah, but it could be all love songs and happiness.

Speaker: You don't know, man. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Gentlemen's wagers, sir. Gentlemen's wagers. And the stakes are going to be high. Gentlemen's wagers are what? If they date for more than a year, I will shave my head.

Speaker: If they break up in less than a year from today, you have to shave your beard. Oh, no. I can't wait for my beard unless Nikki's involved first and foremost. I'll get her on the phone, sir. It's kind of hard to do. How confident are you that they're going to? I can't say that it is or isn't. I'm just saying, like, how do you know? Like, I'm not, I'm not saying that it's not going to happen. I'm saying, how do you know that this isn't going to be like,

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. But based on her past, I think she's the problem. I don't think she's the problem too. It's the relationship. I'm the problem. And oh, I do know that. That's her song, isn't it? Is it? Is that her song? Oh, fuck. I don't know. Plus, man, the last chick that Travis Kelsey was with was like

Speaker: million times better than Swift. She was black too. She was. Kelsey's okay, but I'm just saying like, you know, you can't I know her history. We all know our history, but we never we don't know what you know what the story is behind them. I know the song you're speaking of where she's holding up signs is that the ripoff of the movie called you belong to me. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: That's kind of weird, stalker, creepy -ish. I guess it kind of goes on. The reason why it goes on is like, I'm trying to... I've seen how many songs she's ever written. I saw her putting Taylor Swift songs here. And they're all about breakups. Well, I mean, it's a well -known thing that most of her albums are about ex -boyfriends and stuff like that.

Speaker: That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm predicting. I mean, it's hard to make that prediction, but I'm just saying, how do you know, like, this isn't going to be, you know, she's, you know, he's not going to be the one or she's not going to be the one for. I'm curious about. That's why it's called gambling. I'm curious about it. I'm curious about something, too. Look up their ages.

Speaker: Oh, okay. I don't know how old Travis Kelsey is, but Taylor, and I don't know how old Taylor Swift is. She looks super young. And he still looks good for it, but he looks like he's an older cat. Well, that is an excellent, excellent question. I don't want to get paid in the ass.

Speaker: Dammit. Age is... He's 35. She is... 33. So they're right around the same age. He's only two years older than she is, so that's not terrible. I assumed he was much older.

Speaker: I don't know why I assumed that, but I'm just saying. So how old are they? He's 35 and she's 33. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I thought I didn't, I just, I just, he was like way older than her. Yeah. I just, I didn't, I just, I just don't believe Taylor's 33. She maybe it's just because we watched her grow up.

Speaker: And it's hard to believe we all still think she's 19. Yeah. Yeah, she was born in 89. But yeah, I mean, so there is a chance that this quote unquote could be the one.

Speaker: for Taylor, she gets it based on past experience. But it's one of those things, I get it, why her other relationships didn't work. She was in her 20, she's now in her 30s, she's learning, it's a growing instinct, but I'm not holding my breath on this one. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, I mean, yeah, I mean, you're just basing off

Speaker: I mean, I'm sure, and as much as we say we're famous, you and I are not famous. So the pressures of fame for yourself, and yeah, I'm sure yours from famous is Taylor Swift. My point is the pressures of fame that these two go through, you know, the problem is one of my favorite movies of all time.

Speaker: is not a guilt. And Julia Roberts, at one point in the movie, says, every time my heart is broken, the news talks about it like it's fucking entertainment. That can't be easy on celebrities. But I'm sure they can dry their eyes with the hundreds of millions of dollars they make. But my point is, having a relationship in the spotlight, like, if you and Nikki were on the fucking Truman Show,

Speaker: where 24 hours a day, you know, somehow you guys become the fucking Kardashians where you're constantly on TV and shit. Everything you say and do will be criticized one way or another because you're famous and everybody's watching. So that can't be easy on a relationship. But once again, that hundreds of millions of dollars you make will make up for it.

Speaker: Yeah. Supposedly Taylor Swift's net worth is 740 million. Wow. Damn. This is what I wanted to see the errors to her Taylor Swift rising net worth the errors to her and expensive things. You know, give a fuck about what she owns.

Speaker: Yeah, she's on her way to becoming a billionaire because this errors to her thing that she's, she's doing and she did or whatever like that. That, that damn tour alone was, it had to, it had to be some, a net worth of in the billions, but she also takes care of everybody all the way down to fucking the bus drivers and the caterers and everything like that. Didn't she buy her one of her truck drivers?

Speaker: Yeah. She she each each truck driver got a ton of money. Yeah. Yeah. She's she's she's on track to be a you know, a billionaire by the end of this year. And Travis, I think Travis Kelsey's made like a hundred million dollars his entire career.

Speaker: it's still not a not a drop in the bucket. You know, it's nothing to I mean, it's nothing to squeeze yet but I mean, I'm just you know, you got money off of her. I'm just you know, you know, Travis Kelsey's been in the league for nine, ten years, something like that and and hasn't quite made a hundred million dollars. Meanwhile, his girlfriend is worse. I mean, she could buy the and she could buy every VIP

Speaker: Did you see? Oh my God. Uh, shit. Who was it? Somebody, uh, goddamn Patrick, my home's stupid ass wife was up there in the press box and one of her friends, which are some other celebrity chick or whatever. She's like.

Speaker: She came out, she said, I think her name's Brittany. Brittany Mahomes won't even talk to me now that she's BFFs with Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. I was like, oh, Taylor, don't become friends with Patrick Mahomes' fucking wife. Any football fan out there knows that Patrick Mahomes' wife and his little brother are the most obnoxious motherfucking things, and they will fucking destroy Patrick Mahomes' entire career, which I do.

Speaker: Here's my question. I know you would like, if you got $600 million tomorrow, you're not going to ghost a motherfucker. You're not going to, you know, I'm ghosting the fuck out of you just so you know, no, but, but you, the people that become that whole, it's like, I'm worth this much money. And I see you and I doing that. I am a, I'm a firm believer in,

Speaker: those who, yeah, you know, like if I'm eating, you know, type deals. So like, like, like, for instance, like, you know, Kevin and TJ, Kevin's a very good friend of mine, him and his wife, they're both very good friends of mine. They're like all three of my kids is God parents. If I hit the lottery, you know, if I hit the lottery and get 600 million tomorrow,

Speaker: I'm gonna take care of them. I'm gonna be like, dude, I'm gonna get you like 50 acres and I'm gonna build you a house. You know what I mean? I'm gonna get you like 50 acres. I'm gonna build you a house. I'm gonna buy you a dream truck. I'll get TJ, whatever she wants. And I'm gonna set up a college fund for their son. I'm gonna take care of them. I'm gonna take care of my buddy, Donny. Donny and I grew up together, him and his three brothers. I'm gonna be like, look,

Speaker: I got you guys. What do you need? I'm going to get you guys trucks, set up college funds for your kids. Donnie ain't got no kids, but his brother. I think that comes down to where and when we were raised, you know what I mean? Like, you know, like we, we didn't grow up with money falling out our asses. We didn't, you know, it was all about friends and family for us. And a lot of these people,

Speaker: that have more money than they know to do it. You know, somebody like Taylor, I, you know, I'm pretty sure she didn't have a silver spoon in her mouth when she was growing up. So I think she's being smart about her money. I don't know. I'm just guessing. You got these trust fund babies that they've always had money. They don't know how to act. They're basically straight up scumbags all the time. Yeah. You know, like, like Cam's the same thing, you know,

Speaker: Cam to me, even though he's mad at me right now. Cam to me, he's one of those dudes the first time I met him. Can't show it up out of the blue. I ain't never met the guy. Showed up because I just made, and I wasn't like begging for help or anything. I was just making a comment like rocking this move out all by myself. We were moving from our first apartment we had in Charleston to the house, but I was going to buy down there.

Speaker: Um, and I was literally moving by myself. I just worked all day, came home. I was literally moving by myself and I took a picture of the back of the truck and it was actually like a shout out to my two minute truck days and shout out my two minute truck friends. And I was like, I have been out the game for a hot minute. What do you guys think about this? I'm rocking this move solo and cam message. He was like, yo, you're moving by yourself.

Speaker: I was like, yeah, man, I ain't got no friends or family down here. Send me your address. This cat showed up a half hour later with one of his buddies. And it took us until two o 'clock in the morning, but they were there the whole time. I mean, yeah, so, you know, that's one of the cams, one of those guys, like, I'm gonna make sure he's taken care of if I get $600 million put in my pocket. Right.

Speaker: You know, so yeah, I'm not going to, I'm not, I'm not that guy that's going to shit on the people who've been there. Now these other motherfuckers who are fair weather fans or friends, not fans, friends, or, you know, people who just there when it's convenient or just there when I can benefit them or something like that. Like, yeah, no, y 'all don't, don't, y 'all are out. That's your family too. Don't let it.

Speaker: don't get it just because we blood don't mean shit because uh there's a reason why I don't talk to most of you motherfuckers and why we don't associate with each other and we randomly run into each other. I ain't got family like that. I get 600 million. I bet family gonna be around motherfuckers ain't been around all my life. All of a sudden now you get out.

Speaker: I don't. Fuck off. Yeah, my sisters will be taken care of. Right. Well, my sisters and Broaster. Sorry. Sorry, Nick. A lot of old slip ups. He's drinking. Don't worry about it. Yeah, a lot of old slip ups. You don't have one of those, so it's OK. No, but it's like.

Speaker: I was watching a video, it was a, it's one of those stupid body cam videos of cops. And this girl gets pulled over, she's driving to Tesla and she pulls over and then drives off, cop chases her. And she's like, why are you pulling me over? She's obviously drinking. And as he's cuffing her, my dad owns an island to call my dad. I was like, yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker: That don't mean shit. I don't care what your fucking dad owns. She literally said my dad owns an island. Okay. I was like, calm down, young. Her net worth is higher than Taylor should. Oh, wow. What the hell is Gomez doing? I don't think she does anything anymore. I do like me a thicker Selena Gomez. I do too.

Speaker: I, so I, have you seen these kick talk to her? It's like, it gives you a choice. Mary Taylor Swift or Mary Selena Gomez. And then it shows you what percentage people hit the button. Cheers to Benji. We can drink to that brother. Uh, it was, it was, I ain't mad at her. I know she's got lupus. Holy smokes.

Speaker: I think she's never seen a single movie she's in, but I bet Justin Bieber's kicking himself right now. He's got the goddamn Baldwin crazy anorexic skeleton. I just couldn't foresee him. I like I can eat nothing against Baldwins. I love the Baldwin brothers enjoyed their movies for years.

Speaker: But, um, there's no way in hell you can convince me to, uh, shack up with a Baldwin. No, they're too crazy. An entire fucking family. Like, Oh, yeah. No, this year. Who's your dad? Steven. Yeah. I'm out. Yeah. I'm out. Steven used to be cool. Oh, does she? I didn't know she had a beauty line. Okay. Okay. Oh, well, that's why. Well, that makes sense. I mean, she, that's like, that's like the Olsen's win.

Speaker: You also, they dropped out of the fucking site and they got that fucking fashion line. Those two look like meth. You need a sandwich. Those two look like meth crack queens. Like they need a sandwich. They need like, they need like, you know, them subway party subs you can get. Yeah. They're like, they both need one of them. Single spitting. Yeah. I don't.

Speaker: You know what I feared. Yeah, I didn't know Selena had a beauty beauty. I like her too. She's she she comes across like a like a genuine. She seems down to her. Yeah, she comes across like a genuine person. She seems like a real sweetheart. Doesn't let her. She doesn't seem like doesn't seem like the fame's gone to her head.

Speaker: Like, yeah, exactly. Come back. Uh, my biggest fear, if I had $600 million, I'm not going to last a year. But this is not, not that I'm going to spend all the money. I'm going to eat like, I'm going to be twice as weight as I do now. Oh, she's got a TV show. Really?

Speaker: Um, Selena. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's got that show with with, um, uh, goddamn, uh, Martin Shorten, Steve Martin. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen it. I've seen clips of it. She's only 31. Yeah, she's young. So according to Google, she's actually worth 800 million.

Speaker: Good on her. God bless her. Not mad at her. Cheers to you, Selena Gomez. Fuck Taylor Swift. I am mad at her. Oh! Oh! So last week, when the Chiefs were playing the Jets, not only was Taylor Swift hanging out with Brittany Mahomes, but you know who else was in that VIP box with her? I think I saw a photo. I don't remember. But I think I saw the photo. Oh.

Speaker: The lovely and beautiful Ryan Reynolds. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. That's who I'm going to have on the show when I get 600. It's blank lively. She's like, why do you guys we just, we just give her a desk there for like 20 minutes.

Speaker: just i'm going to e -mail ryan rose ryan rose will be like i would love to come on your show that would be fantastic and be like no not you we want blake we want blake but you guys are fans of me yes yeah shut up shut up ryan you just sit there look pretty i'm sorry you can come on but just just be pretty

Speaker: So, yeah, murdering the building. Well, they just did, they've got the new season and it's like, and now they, now it's out of the building and, and it's, it's, um, it's in the theater or something like that. It's like burning a theater. Selena is actually, um, I'm reading this article here right now. It's basically saying that in the next two and a half years, she will hit billionaire status.

Speaker: Come on. I'm happy for her. I like her. I like her. I like Selena. I do too. I'll wait. Come on. You're Mexican, Jeff. You don't get that reference? I didn't hear it. I said, bitty, bitty, bum, bum. I'm not Charo. Is that Charo? No, that's not Charo. It's fucking Selena, dude.

Speaker: You have failed as a Mexican tonight. Yeah, Mexican citizenship has been revoked. You must be you must move to France and become a Frenchie.

Speaker: I'm trying to look back here. Okay. Technically, I've only seen the Hotel Transylvania series with Selena Gomez in it. Oh, that's right. She's Maeve. She's Mavis. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. I forgot.

Speaker: Well, I didn't get a movie. She was in Wizards of Waverly Place. I actually I love that. I love that show. The girls want. Well, Austin watched it and buggy watched it, too. Buggy was super little, but Austin watched it. I actually like the Wizards of Waverly Place was actually a really cool thing in a couple of clips. I don't think I've ever seen anything. It was actually it was actually. What's up? She's in Spike and three.

Speaker: That I don't remember. I've only seen the first Spy Kids movie. My kids love those. Maybe the second. No, Wizards of Waverly. Actually, actually, when Austin was little and little, I said little, you know, but when she was, Disney was not bad because we watched Wizards of Waverly plays. We watched Hannah Montana. Not a bad show. I enjoyed it. Actually, I actually kind of enjoyed Hannah Montana.

Speaker: We also watched, she was little when she started watching, I don't even know if she really understood it, but she did watch a little bit of Even Stevens. I did like that show. I was trying to think what other Disney shows they're like, they weren't Nickelodeon kids. They loved Disney. So we watched all the Disney shows and Disney actually put out a decent shows. There was a karate show that wasn't bad.

Speaker: I'm trying to think of what other. Well, here I got a list here. Well, it was out. Sweet Life of Zack and Cody. I love Sweet Life and Cody. Do you know you ever watched Sweet Life of Zack and Cody? I've seen episodes that you know who those twins are. Yeah, it's Ross's kid and and the kid from from Big Daddy.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. God damn Scuba Steve Frankenstein. Frankenstein. Yeah. I wipe my own ass. I wipe my ass. Yeah. So 2000, I put in 2000 Disney shows. Yeah. Zach. What's that? This is Zeke. Yeah. Zeke and Luther.

Speaker: Didn't watch that in the house. Didn't watch. Well, Raven, Raven was another one we watched. Well, Raven, I think was Nickelodeon. Oh, no, there it is. That's so Raven. There it is. Lazy McGuire. What is this? Sunny with the chain. Oh, sunny with a chance. Love me some finishing firm, by the way. Yeah, we watch confirm even in Santa Montana.

Speaker: They were also in a fucked up movie that Marilyn Manson was in. Dylan and Cole Sprouse were in a movie that Dylan, or that Marilyn Manson made. Really? Hold on. Don't fuck. Hold on. Oh, Jeffrey, I got a movie for you to watch. Okay. So I know you're not a big horror guy. You know Friday the 13th, right? Yeah.

Speaker: So there's a movie, it's on prime, I think, but look it up on your website. It's called 13 fan boy. It's got all the OG characters from, from the Friday 13th from filming it. Kane Hodder and CJ Graham, both of them played Jason Voorhees. Um, 2021 is what you're saying. Yeah.

Speaker: But it's about murdering the original characters of the movie because they because I mentioned it. Yeah. So check this out. So check this out. I was like, so Corey Feldman, not one of the characters who gets killed. I'm like, Corey Feldman was never in Friday the 13th. So I had to Google that show while I'm watching this movie. Right. Not a good movie by no means, but it's one of those movies that's like right up our alley of this is so fucking bad to watch it. You had to watch it. This is Friday the 13th, the final chapter.

Speaker: Yeah, he plays young Jason. No shit. I was like, what the fuck? Because Jason was like an elephant. You remember Elephant? Elephant? What was that kind of man? What? Elephant boy. That movie was Cher. Cher did. The Mask. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, hold on. Elephantitis of his face.

Speaker: Yeah. Um, all those prosthetics on Corey Feldman because Jason Voorhees was, was a mongoloid basically. And, uh, and I was like, holy shit, that is Corey Feldman and goddamn Friday the 13th. Damn. Hey trivia for you or useless trivia for you. Do you know what huge actor

Speaker: was in the original Friday the 13th series. Johnny Depp. No, that's Nightman on Street One. Is it? Then I don't know. Kevin Bacon was in Friday the 13th, the very first movie. Oh, really? Yeah. That motherfucker's everywhere. Yeah, man. No, he was just in the movie.

Speaker: movie with the twins was called the hardest deceitful. I don't think I've ever even heard of that movie Benji. But yeah, you should have 13 fanboy. It's it's it's it's I mean, it's good. Don't get me wrong. Like it's actually a good movie. But for me being the horror fan that I am and actually the one the lady who's the main character

Speaker: was actually never in any Friday the 13th movie, but she was, uh, she was in Cujo and a couple other, she was the mom in Cujo. Oh, okay. Okay. And in some other horror movies, but she was never actually in Friday the 13th. What was the name of that movie? 13 fan boy. But no, it's just the twins weren't our fan boy 13 or something like that.

Speaker: No, no, no. That's the one that the twins win. Oh, the heart is deceitful above all things. Yeah, 2004, 2004. Yeah, both twins are in it. Jerry Renner's in that. Ooh, I like it. Charlie Manson. This is a decent cast. Peter Fonda's in it. Ben Foster.

Speaker: You know who Luke Evans is He's an actor

Speaker: he was in Dracula, the newest Dracula movie, Dracula Untold. He was in Fast and Furious. What's up? Yeah, he was a. Yeah, I know who Luke Evans is. Um. He was. Hobbit. He was in Fast and Furious. There's a murder mystery. He was in The Hobbit. Immortals. Check out No One Lives, Jeffrey. Okay.

Speaker: with him in it. He plays a serial killer. Oh my god. Okay. Do yourself a favor. What's going on guys? Do yourself a favor and look up Luke. Jimmy Fallon. What up?

Speaker: Did you really call yourself the a merit a a mere Asian? Jugger? No fool. Or do they fool? I'm a Jugger. S .A. You do that weird trip walk. Wow. Wow. Yeah. What's going on? Yeah, there you go.

Speaker: What's going on Owen for? How you doing? For knowing Bill Kings shut up. That's like saying that you're the head of the retard class for tomorrow morning, right? Yeah, we'll save for tomorrow morning. Yeah, golden belt Kings man. I can't give you. I can't give you too much shit for that, but I mean it is kind of the special needs of fantasy football. Let's be honest.

Speaker: Wow. Well, glad Gabriel signed over to class then. Hey, I'm a part of it, so. Yeah, I know. I was like, yeah. Thank you for joining our class, too. Hey, guys, do you have your fantasy foot coat? Yeah, I just got home from the Rice game, Rice and Yukon game. How was that?

Speaker: Very good, I mean, Rice lost by three. Oh, thanks. College football. Yeah, UConn finally have the first win of the year. Yeah, so before the game, UConn was only 0 and 5. Now they're 1 and 5, and that would make

Speaker: So they have a better record than you. Yeah, they'll make Rice three and three. Jeff, you're like, what, one and three in the league? It just means I'm still beating you. Yeah. OK, so not for long. Once again, I'm not a sports guy. How long have you been a sports guy? Good point.

Speaker: That's right. Sit down and shut up little boy. He did come that close to beating me in week one. Yeah. That would have been a, that would have been a kick. If I wouldn't have, if I wouldn't have gone rogue last week, I would have beaten.

Speaker: Yeah, this motherfucker. And I see you guys comment about it. This motherfucker, I help him set up his team going into the week, right? Like I always do. And then I see you guys comment and Nikki and I were at the jelly roll concert. And I'm like, what is going on in the pot in the, in the, in the nonsense, well, nonsense fantasy football league. So I opened up the chat and I was like, no, the fuck he's not. Let me, and I go look at his team and I'm like, God damn it, Jeff.

Speaker: This mother, I'm like, God damn it, Joe. I said you would win. If I would have won, I would have gotten to take all the credit. Once again, it's a gamble.

Speaker: And then, and then when I went up against Glick, I benched two people. Well, it could have been worse. You could have been golf Hawk last week. Who was like, I'm giving Glick an old fashioned ass whooping today. And then, then he loses. It was like, Oh, that didn't age well. Yeah. I mean, I mean, yeah, I was, I was talking, I was talking to all that shit. And then when I thought I had my lineups.

Speaker: done. And then when I looked at, I'm like, wait, how's he, I benched him. What? And then that was when, uh, I forgot who it was. Like they exploded. And I'm like, man, had I not done that, I would like, I would have got your ass. Like, I got that this week against, I think I'm, uh, I'm going against Tony in the league and in the podcast league and Cooper cup is off of IR.

Speaker: Well, I accidentally put Terry McLaren into my flex spot and I didn't mean to, I wanted to put a running back who was playing Sunday in there just in case cup was able to play. And now I've got Justin Jefferson, Brandon Ayuk. And it was like, all right, so do I just let Cooper cup lay in the bench this week, just in case, because Jefferson's a monster, even though they're losing, he's still putting up a ton of points and Ayuk has become

Speaker: you know, an absolute powerhouse receiver for for San Francisco, or do I take the chance and drop by you can put Cooper cup in. And I'm thinking about just letting Cooper kind of hang tight. Now, however, in fantasy belt kings, I have Cooper cup and puka nuka in my lineup. Yeah, I have like a lot of heavy hitters on the belt kings one and I'm just kind of

Speaker: rolling the dice, even though Tony is projected to win by four points. I'm playing Cam in our league and I'm projected to win by like 20 points or something like that. Yeah. Um, but on the other, I, the other NFL league that I somehow inherited, um, I'm two and two in that one.

Speaker: Last week, I had David Montgomery benched, and he scored three touchdowns in that game. But I was out and about. I did not know that he was released because he was injured. And I didn't know that he was active. And apparently, like the NFL app, it's not iPhone friendly. No, it's not.

Speaker: another reason to buy it. I'm an American. Jesus Christ. Jesus. There's three strikes, sir. But yeah, you know, so

Speaker: Well, I mean it is what it is. I'm two and two in that league, but I didn't lose by much. I think I lost. Let's see. The week four. My batteries are low on this.

Speaker: but yeah, that was the only thing that kind of, that hurt me was just having David Montgomery benched. It really is. I mean, it's one of those, it's one of those things where it's like, it's a roll of dice. I mean, you never know. Yeah. And then that one day when we were video chatting,

Speaker: I, man, so that was a bad day, but even though I still won, but still it was a bad day because in the other leagues, I had, uh, Raheem Mosert benched and he did very well. That hurt. And then that, that was that game where Mohr Mosert and the other guy, Devan, where they just really exploded.

Speaker: But I thought I had, I thought I had Moser starting, but he was benched that hurt. And then another, uh, another botch that I did was I had the Bill's defense benched and I started the Baltimore and that Baltimore's defense, but the Bill's defense bald out.

Speaker: And then on top of that, then I lost Gus Edwards. I was like, my three, three hard hits in a row. And in one day I'm like, I'm like, man, I need a drink. I'm like, it sucks. But then I was like, Oh, I wanted belt cakes. Okay, cool. I'm still, still, you know, I'm like, I'm still good there, but oh, and four. Yeah, it sucks.

Speaker: We're in the hill. Yeah, that's what I thought. Why is it not showing up? Sure. We're probably like the next up and coming college games I might go to would be University of Houston because they have Oklahoma State.

Speaker: coming up. I mean, they're they play West Virginia. Do you have a link? Yeah, they played West Virginia, but then the other games are away. But then the next home game is Texas will be here. But them tickets just for like the cheap seats are just what's available or like $125. Yeah, Colin.

Speaker: University of Texas versus University Houston. Texas Longhorns. Yes, versus Houston, Houston Cougars. Yes, they're here in Houston. 100 God damn, you're telling me. I mean, I was trying to get my buddies to go to the Cleveland Browns 49ers game next week.

Speaker: because my one buddy is a huge 49ers fan and they're like, and, and open the cheap seats or whatever. It was like $125 or like, wait, I'll pay $25. And that's an NFL game. Plus you're getting very close. You're probably getting going to get to see the best all around team in the NFL. The 49ers smack the dog shit out of the Cleveland Browns. But I'm like, dude, I would absolutely pay 120. I'm not paying $125 to see Houston play Texas.

Speaker: I mean, it's, it's big 12. So, but on that night though, looking at it, it's the heroes. So it's a tribute to the military and law enforcement still, man. Um, speaking of speaking of, uh, teams and players, Jeffrey, you have Jonathan Taylor. Ah, you need to move him up to your active roster ASAP and drop Damien Pierce.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Jonathan Taylor over David. Are you really going to start David? You listen. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, no, I agree. Cause on the, on the second NFL league, I had date because that, that auto drafted Jonathan Taylor for me. Cause I was, I was busy doing our draft for the belt Kings. So, um, and yours too. So, but it, it auto drafted John to Taylor for me. So I went ahead and I put, I started Jonathan Taylor.

Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say, because your other option is putting him at flex, but you got Chris, a lot of it and flex. So I would leave Chris that drop Damien, but, or don't listen to me at all because I already got you negative five points.

Speaker: Um, yeah, so in the other NFL league, I'm starting Jordan Love, uh, Raheem Moser, David Montgomery, Tyreek Hill, Garrett Wilson, Sam Laporta, Jonathan Taylor. And then on my bench, I have Tyler, Algier, Breece Hall, Tutu Atwell, Elijah Moore. Well, he's on a bye week.

Speaker: Ramona, St. Brown, Adam, which was doubtful. Then I have Adam Thelen. And then for my kicker, I have Justin Tucker and the Jets defense. Nice. My entire bench outside of Cooper cup is on a bye week this week. Yeah. Well, nonsense league. But in our, in our belt Kings.

Speaker: Um, uh, on the belt Kings, I'm starting CJ Stroud, Rohi Mercer, Derek Henry, Devontae Adams, Michael Pittman, Dalton Schultz, Devon Acne. And then on my bench, I have Herbert Echler, but they're on a bye week. And then I have Tyler Algier, Tutu Atwell, DeAndre Hopkins, Adam Thelin, and then I have Justin Tucker and the Lions defense. Yeah, I wish I'd have ran with the,

Speaker: I got the irons and the nonsense. I have free. I am Pika. No, kiddo cup. Mahar are my starting guys. The literally outside of miles Sanders. My entire lineup is the Niners and ran in milk cakes. And I'm still projected to be camped by fucking 20 some points, 25 points.

Speaker: Wow. What? Can you hear me? Barely. You took your headset off. You gotta turn your mic. Remember, we turned your mic way down because your headset is so loud. Oh, battery died. Ah, gotcha. Um but yeah, Jeff, if I was you, I would

Speaker: Definitely throw Jonathan Taylor into your lineup. Get him off the IR. He already did. Did it mic settings? I cracked it up. Hold on a second. Why is your computer mic so low? Try now. Is that better? I mean, I literally call you all the way up, dude.

Speaker: Did you switch to your internal mic? Yeah, well, it switched to the computer itself. I got a couple of different options here. What are your options? The different mics. I have three different settings on my computer. Oh, oh. Two of them are the same. Oh, no. I forgot to put this on charge last night. And I have almost no battery on my fucking computer.

Speaker: There we go. Now you're back. All right, cool. Yeah, so. I have a weird feeling because the Titans are playing in Indianapolis. And I have a feeling that Tana Hill is going to go off and the Andre Hopkins is going to ball out. And I'm really.

Speaker: because I have, because the way how things been going, I have Deha benched. Deha really hasn't lived up to Deha standards. I know, thanks to Tannehill, Tannehill's been playing like dog shit. Yeah, but you really riding the dick of Tannehill like, like Tony rides the dick of Najee, not he, not Najee Harris.

Speaker: Blah, blah, blah. I'm just saying, I mean, like, why Tony hasn't dropped Najee for fucking Warren. I keep watching, like, who's going to pick up Warren from Pittsburgh? Who's going to pick him up? Somebody's going to pick up Warren from fucking Pittsburgh because he doesn't put up a lot of points, but he's still putting up more points than Najee. And nobody's picked up Warren yet.

Speaker: So what are, what are your thoughts on the Pittsburgh defense right now? Pittsburgh defense, the entire Pittsburgh team is trench. Cause so I'm going, I'm going, I'm going against Yarbrough. And so my, my starters is Anthony Richardson, De 'Andre Swift, Devon acne, De 'Andre Hopkins, Michael Pittman.

Speaker: Travis Kelsey, Bajon Robinson, Ravens defense, and Justin Tucker. On my bench, I have Mark Andrews, Rahim Mosert. Huh? I would stick with Raymond's defense this week. Then on my bench, I have Mark Andrews, Rahim Mosert, Trevor Lawrence, Christian Kirk, Adam Thielen, Tyler Algier, and Zach Hertz. But it's like,

Speaker: I want, uh, I mean, since Baltimore is going to get pit and pit dog shit, I'm just kind of wondering if I should just go ahead and start Mark Andrews and bench Robinson, or do I bench, uh, DeAndre swift and move, have my running backs be Robinson and acne. And then for my tight ends, I have Kelsey and, and Andrews.

Speaker: I said this the Monday after Miami put 70 on Denver. And I said, everybody's gonna jump on this Miami bandwagon this week and grab all these Miami players that are not gonna perform like they performed in this game.

Speaker: Andrews is a solid in Baltimore is not that good of a team. And I said this Monday after the Baltimore Cleveland game. Had Watson played, that would have been a different game. I don't know if Cleveland would have won it. But it would have been a much closer game, a much tighter game. Because Baltimore is not that good of a team. Baltimore got lucky against Cleveland.

Speaker: because DTR was in there and he's a rookie in his first start with it and the kid was just not that good. And the defense was playing up to par, Cleveland's defense was just smashing Baltimore's offense all game long, but they got gassed out because the offense wasn't on the field very long.

Speaker: And I think the same thing they're going to benefit from that with, with Pittsburgh this week, because Pittsburgh offense, whether Trubisky's playing or Kenny Pickett's playing Pittsburgh offense is atrocious this year. Yeah. And their defense is not bad, but they're going to get gassed out and Baltimore is going to take advantage of it. Yeah. So I guess I should. So I guess I should, uh,

Speaker: Damn So it's like keep Robinson it keep acne cuz cuz Miami's playing against the Giants. Oh Yeah, but the Giants get Barkley back this week I know but I'm talking about like Giants defense is really not all that

Speaker: Little suspect but cuz it cuz cuz cuz like right now like they're right now. They're ranked 23rd the Giants defense is ranked 23rd Yeah, but the dolphins just got smacked in the mouth with reality and then Deont and then DeAndre Swift They're playing again. They're they're playing against the Rams and the rant and Rams are ranked 9th On the run. Hey Jeff. I just want you to know that

Speaker: the difference. This is the difference between belt Kings fantasy football and me talking football. I don't have anything in front of my face looking at stats and numbers. I'm just pulling shit out of, I'm just pulling just off of basic knowledge. I've been talking about sports for like 45 minutes. Let's talk about butter sausage. Talk about butter sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered sausage? That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it.

Speaker: It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips. Just saying. Right. I'm trying to put a football show together. I'm going to have to have you.

Speaker: come and partake in that football show. There's a guy that I put it together with. It's literally just our knowledge of football and and and like our recaps and stuff like that of the games and passing football and everything like it literally. So early. I don't know who you want to be high.

Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say I looked him up on on his YouTube. He's he doesn't he's got a picture of himself. What can you can what can you what can you do? You all drank and I'm drank and I can't vouch for the other two. Brian's probably got some fancy ass bourbon he's sipping on. Actually, I'm drinking iced tea. Oh, whoa.

Speaker: I mean I could get my bourbon. I mean I would recommend I would recommend maybe suggest maybe pressure you into getting your bourbon.

Speaker: Oh, you want me to get my you want me you want me to want me to get my bourbon. I want you to want you to get your bourbon. Yes, exactly. I want you to want your bourbon. And if we get that reference, then we can't. I want you to want me. I want. Oh, wait. God damn it. I

Speaker: I would be getting cursed the **** out right now. I I I got the YouTube up on the on the TV. So, I wanted to test how how clear I was coming in. No, you're coming in now.

Speaker: Before I went to bed, I put my headphones on charge and I didn't realize that the extension core was disconnected from the fucking wall. Ah, gotcha. When he started to show, I had like 60 percent battery. Mm hmm. So now it's beeping at me because I only have 10 percent. You ready? What's that? Be ready on the trigger finger, just in case.

Speaker: Okay. I have my magnificent bastard. Magnificent bastard. Yeah. Um, if you look on YouTube, if you go, if you go on YouTube and it's a YouTube channel called the whiskey tribe.

Speaker: And the guys on there, they pretty much anything alcohol, they do taste tests. They kind of grade and rate it. And they're outside of Austin, Texas. And I went to go meet them a couple of years ago on my birthday. That was pretty cool. And whenever somebody tells them, try out this certain alcohol, and if they like it, they're like, you sir, are a magnificent bastard.

Speaker: Nice. Yeah. But, uh, so today's bourbon is bib and Tucker. Bib and Tucker. They're all sponsors. Jesus. Well, no, they're all just sponsors. I like to, Brian's Brian's, uh, go ahead and just be ready on the trigger. Just in case. No, I like to, I like to, uh, I like to know what Brian is saying. He's a bourbon guy. Like, you know, I drank. Brian, Brian, you're, you're real big on these, these,

Speaker: Like, how you doing, buddy? You, you, how many, how many bottles do you have, Brian? Over 20. Jesus Christ, dude. I have, I have. The only thing over 20 I have is dollars. The only thing over 20 I have is dollars. The only thing over 20 I have is dollars. The only thing over 20 I have is dollars. The only thing over 20 I have is dollars. The only thing over 20 I have is dollars. The only thing over 20 I have is dollars. The only thing over 20 I have is dollars. The only thing over 20 I have is dollars. The only thing over 20 I have is dollars.

Speaker: I'm not a big bourbon drinker. You know, I was drinking, you know, Pops and I used to drink bourbon together before we had our fallen out. And, you know, there was a few bourbons that I started to like, and he introduced me to. So I always like to know what Brian's drinking. You know, I don't care if they sponsor us or not. I like to know what he's drinking.

Speaker: what it, what it tastes like. Cause this dude is always drinking something, something new, something different, something. Yeah. It's always got some weird name and like Bob's bourbon. Yeah. Actually, actually, actually granddad's bourbon is pretty nice too. Exactly my point. He's got some weird fucking name on everything. Yeah. So what's your show about everything and anything?

Speaker: Yeah, we just don't talk politics. You know, it's just like just drinking here. It's easier to tell you what we don't talk about than to tell you what we talk about. We talk. We don't talk about politics and religion. I drink. Jeff doesn't drink. And then Brian pops in here. You know what? The one thing that I hate at least is politics. I hate fucking people that talk about politics. I hate people that talk about religion or any of that dumb shit. I just want to fucking talk about nothing.

Speaker: Oh, that you're perfect. The perfect place. I let these three hours of minimum three hours a week or three hours every episode where we literally just talk. I let these two talk about Game of Thrones for like four hours one night. I'll go fuck what you talk about as long as not some bullshit. Brian, that reminds me. Do you know when House of the Dragon season two is out?

Speaker: I have no idea. It's on hold because all the strikes and everything going on right now. You see the ending of season one. Yes. It's on now. Oh my god. That ending. You guys. It was. It blew my mind. Chris. When the guys did the thing. Oh my god, dude. It was it was insane. What the **** are you all talking about?

Speaker: House of the Dragon. Hey, Jeff. I'll see you. I'll see your Darth Vader and I'll raise you. Is that the new. I see your Thor and I raise you a video. I raise you a Jason for he's.

Speaker: Another new game of thrones house of the dragon, right? Yeah The the final episode of house of the dragon was fucking amazing Excellent cliffhanger. I didn't watch it. I thought that shit was like stupid as fuck just like the Will sell the show damn it can't remember Shaka

Speaker: Though, uh, the Lord of the Rings, the Lord of the Rings. Okay. Lord of the Ring. You cannot compare Lord of the Rings to Game of Thrones. You cannot. Both the new shows, both the new shows, both the new shows were fucking stupid. I say you're ABCDFU and I raise you intergalactic champion.

Speaker: I'll kill you. Yeah. Sir is in the building. Yes, sir. That's my alien friend. We call him his name is Pussy. Well, I raised you 2022 World Series Champions. Yeah, you look like uh

Speaker: Amber, Amber, Amber, bro, you look like my buddy and streams, Benny. Well, you look exactly like him. I do. Are you in New Zealand? Yes. No. Last time I checked. No. Amber, Amber, bro, are you in New Zealand?

Speaker: hamburger. Hey, hamburglar. He's talking to you. I'm in Texas. I'm in Texas. You look like this dude. Look up this dude. **** it. What's his name? I don't know. Let me look buddy. Vinny Mac. Vinny Mac, man. Y 'all look up Vinny Mac. I guess you can find him on Instagram or something like that or a kick.

Speaker: You can you probably find him on Bini Mac like Sia Space. This dude looks exactly like him. Let's let him run it. But in Bini Mac, the first thing that popped up was Bernie. Hey, Brian, you don't look like Bernie back. Bini back, Bini back, Bini back. This dude looks exactly like that motherfucker.

Speaker: Oh, he's got me. This dude is a New Zealand guy. Hmm. Hey, Glick, check out on the on the private jet. Check out the third one. You're going to lose your shit. Brian, if you had a. You look like a better version of him, though. You know, like a better version, a better version. He got chubby cheeks compared to him.

Speaker: Yeah, that looks nice. Yeah. Look at the price. Look at the price. Just somebody you follow on social media. Holy shit. Yeah, if you can pick the picture up and. Go look up the fucking dude.

Speaker: Beating Max so you can fucking compare him to this guy. I scroll all the way down, too. Look at the other bottles. Colonel E .H. Taylor. These? No, it keeps going down. God damn! $3 ,000, bro. No, Chris. No, holy shit!

Speaker: 20K. Why is that so expensive? It's made of panda. It's made up. It goes back to generations. They put a. They kill they kill fucking animals for that drink. They put a panda in a blender and made that 2028. Hell yeah, motherfucker. That's crazy. It's insane. 20K Taylor Swift can suck me off while I drink it.

Speaker: That's fair. I swear to God, man. Your name is Benny Mack, bro. You might get terrible. You just suck you off while you drink that, but not Taylor. I'd be okay with that. Have you seen Tara Reid lately? She's famous, and I'm breaking 20K fucking bourbon. That's why there's Omar, whatever his name is. He's looking up Benny Mack right now.

Speaker: You guys do look similar but you're definitely way better looking, Brad. Thank you. Uh no, no, man. Come on, right? What are you talking about? Benny Mack is **** getting compared to this badass. Oh, easy. Easy, buddy.

Speaker: Bidding bags. Fuck it. Sexy compared to you. I'm sorry. I like fat bitches, but I don't give a fuck about fat men. She likes skinny men. I love fat bitches. I just said I love fat bitches. You said you don't like fat men. Do you like skinny men?

Speaker: Are you in twinks or otters? Wait, what? As long as you go looking in the eyes and if you pretend like gay, if you if you make eye contact, it's not gay. Yeah. You can never tell when I make an eye contact.

Speaker: It's only gay if you enjoy it. As far as anybody knows, I got my eyes closed. Fair enough. I saw that coming. Bro chairs, chairs, people. Let's do a drink.

Speaker: Chairs speaking. Yeah, chairs motherfuckers. Yeah. We, uh, we pour a shot. Are you, um, are you, uh, by chance in Alabama fan? What are you, are you by chance in Alabama fan? I grew up in Alabama for a bit.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. Is there an Alabama person? I'm asking you. Is your sister currently six months pregnant with your baby? My sister, I don't know anything about her. Cheers. Cheers, everybody.

Speaker: Come here. Come here sister mama. Hey baby. Hey baby. Something for you that girl. Hey baby. Chris, we haven't bladed in a while, but it's worth it right now.

Speaker: the the the the

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, you can't make this shit up.

Speaker: Hey, Jeff, play the YouTube clip. You can't slap the shit out of it. I'm gonna get it. You're muted, Glick. You can't slap the shit out of it, Glick. That's what she said. Yeah, no, no, I know I'm muted. No, I know. I'm yelling. I'm talking to myself. Jeff, Bryan sent a

Speaker: YouTube clip. Go. Yeah, I got it. I got it up. Look below the YouTube clip. You're you're not not watch like anything fucking. I'm really I'm really asking. You don't watch anything fucking ass. I decided. Hold on a second. You don't fucking watch anything.

Speaker: wait i speak drunkenese i speak drunkenese but um well we don't watch what

Speaker: That's right. Well, for those of us who've never heard of such a thing, maybe you could explain. Of course. It's quite silly. Many, many years ago, when I was 23, I was married to a widow who was birdy as her feet. This widow had a grown -up daughter who had her own friend. My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wet.

Speaker: Yeah, that's why I stopped it Wow

Speaker: He run away? I don't know. Wow. If he left on his own accord, I got to give him props that he was able to leave without killing him. Not getting the hook. Oh my God. That really happened. I can get so many clips from that. Wow. You're welcome.

Speaker: I'm speechless. Oh, he's back. Oh, my God. Here we go again. Oh, what happened, dude?

Speaker: I push my phone. OK, he said he pushed his phone. Oh, I touched my phone. It's like it was his sister. And he touched the wrong thing on the phone and you know, it pushes the wrong button. We've been there.

Speaker: We've we've all pushed the wrong button time or two. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Speaker: What the fuck? Brian comments. You got the wrong kind of bad girls. We're no longer allowed to make fun of you driving an F -150. I got to tell you, you know, you got that black girl's ass by a Chevy or a Dodge because this can't. Yeah, you got that flag girls. You got that tomato girls ass.

Speaker: I don't know what to call it. How are you talking to it? What are you talking to? You got a disgusting ass, bro. Oh, he's talking about you. I got no ass at all. I'm white. My ass. I got your brother. Why are you looking at his ass? Yeah, I got your uncle daddy. Don't look at my.

Speaker: I'm triggered. I'm triggered. Me too. Hey, man. Hey, I just saw you get up and I was like, you know, the water came to my mouth. I was going to puke. Yeah. You saw me get up. What's up, daddy? I ain't sure. Give us a roll tide. Yeah. Let's be honest. Come on, Corky. Give us a roll tide.

Speaker: tell me you're not a **** tell me you're not **** a **** I'm not a **** I'm not a **** I'm not a **** I'm not a **** I might have been with your mom last night. I'm not I'm not a **** I'm not a **** Where are we going with this? Did somebody bump you?

Speaker: Alright, y 'all are cool as fuck, man. I love you. I love y 'all motherfuckers. Y 'all are funny as shit. You know the sad part about it is, I would actually be friends with this guy. That's the crazy thing about it is I would actually be friends with this goofball if we were at the bar together. Shut the fuck up. Nobody's talking to me, you fucking loser ass little bitch.

Speaker: Excuse me, Corky. I host a show. Nobody has to talk to me. I just talked. Nobody asked you. Uncle Fester is going to get mad. Now he's going to act like a gangster. Yeah. I bet he's going to start rapping mom spaghetti next. Yo, yo.

Speaker: Yo, yo, one chance, one opportunity. You capture it. Oh man. You changed my name again. Oh, you're so cool. Oh God. Corky. Corky. Fucking loser as bitch. It's scared of me. Yes. I'm so scared.

Speaker: It says the guy who's your spirit when you're fucking changing your name, like his mom's double wide to come on the show. What did you think was going to happen, dude? Like, like we appreciate the listeners and stuff like that. We love you guys for listening. But what did you think was going to happen? You've never seen the show like we're assholes. We're smart ass. This is what we do.

Speaker: I'm going to kick you so hard in a jaw that your dad's gonna lose his dick. That's what I'm afraid of. Who's speaking? Oh, that's a good comeback.

Speaker: I really don't know who's speaking. I'm asking. See, we're seeing you come in here. You come on to my show with my friends. Now you think people are afraid of you. Now the other two people who are the people that are talking recalibration is needed. Yes. The frequencies are mixed with you. Yeah.

Speaker: your cerebral cortex is distorted. Check this check this reference out with the like pussy voice that it's talking. Hey, Jeff and Jeff and Brian. You guys are going to be proud of this **** reference. I think you're going to be happy. You're going to be proud of me. Hey, shut the **** up. Hold the door. The men are talking. Yes. Yes.

Speaker: Oh, I got claps and everything. That was an outstanding ovation. Nice. Well done, sir. Well done. Well done. He's processing.

Speaker: You hear like that America online. It is like almost there. They froze. Come on. Come on, buddy. Come on. We're doing mamas. Wow. Way to allow us. So you don't, don't, don't come to status at 87 % processing. He's currently looking at these produce from his sister.

Speaker: That's my sister. Oh, yeah, it is. Bitch looks like a bitch got a better beard than I do in the water. Oh, I can't tell you are being terrifying. Oh, wait, I'm scared. I have to go back to being scared. Oh, yes. You'd be scared. Oh.

Speaker: Excellent comeback. Excellent comeback. Welcome to Thunderdome. Yes. I am well over 12 years in and still able to get my Kevin Costner on and dance with wolves. That's still one of my favorite movies. That's a great movie, but fucking Mike ruined it.

Speaker: Famous one liners. The whole fucking monologue from dances. No, it was, it was last of the Mohegan. Oh, was it? Oh yeah. Last of the Mohegan. Same thing. He's like, when white man, when I was like, dude, what the fuck? When white man landed stealing, raping, they, they, they pillage our women and rape our village. What the hell is going on? It's a one -liner. It's a one -liner, not a monologue.

Speaker: Oh, he's back. Oh, here we go. Oh. Oh, me angry. Me angry. Lurch. Lurch angry. He's going to go buck his sister.

Speaker: I gotta give you credit. You almost killed me with that fucking perfectly timed roll.

Speaker: I swear to god, if I would have had my phone, I would have had a clip that screamed Roll Tide. I just usually wouldn't get a fucking YouTube X for fucking playing tooling. Tell me, tell me that dude didn't look like the motherfucker that Ben Erver Ned Beatty.

Speaker: And I just thought about, I just thought about it right now. Like how he was all like one eyed up, one squinting. I just felt like, let me have the mustard and the potatoes. You be good to that boy. What are you going to do with that lawnmower blade retard? I reckon I'm going to kill you with it. I like the way you talk.

Speaker: all right i have to adjust my mic again oh welcome to non -physical nonsense expect the honest you know people that think they can come in and and hang we've had some great ones in the past people were able to hang yeah i mean yeah we you can't

Speaker: You on the door. I've never seen that show. I don't know anything about that show. I just know that like when that scene happened, like everybody, it was podcasts and radio, everybody that was everywhere, everybody that watched that show. You weren't talking about that moment. Yeah, that's about that scene.

Speaker: that scene with Hodor, finding out why his name's Hodor is heartbreaking. Yeah, like everybody lost their shit. I was just like, I just, it was either going to be a swing in an Amish or it was going to be gold. That was out the park.

Speaker: down by four. Considering you've never seen Game of Thrones and you've ever pulled that one? That was clutch. That was clutch. Cheers, sir. In the words of Rex and Rick, you are, sir, a magnificent bastard. A magnificent bastard. There you go. There you go. Apparently, we're scared.

Speaker: But we were the one running away. That's yours chairs Well, there's three of us and one one of his eyes I mean it was like this is like

Speaker: There's three of us. Oh my god, dude. Oh. Dehi. Dehi S. I'm sorry, dude but you really.

Speaker: You know what? I make fun of Kevin Hawley for this and I got to do a throwback, but Dhi was that little kid that jumped into the fucking Harambe exhibit at the Cincinnati Zoo. The only difference was we were that little kid and he was Harambe. Yeah. Oh my God.

Speaker: He said, he said, you changed my name again. Yes, I did, Corky. The funny thing about it though, he said it like multiple times, like, look, he's like, look here, Corky. And he was just like, huh? It's got that AOL. I got it, dude.

Speaker: That loud ass internet that you try to sneak on and watch. I'm almost on ALL chat. Hell yeah. And then it stops at 89. I just want to ASL some bitches. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, **** Yo, what's up, mama? ASL. Hey, girl. How you living? ASL. Yeah. Twenty -five. M. Ohio. ****

Speaker: And then he rocked him like, is he going to tip over? Okay. He came close. I was just waiting for it. It was just waiting for any moment for his mom to come out and be like, what are you doing? I'm online with my friends. Stop being parents. Yo.

Speaker: Yeah. Chairs, guys. Chairs. I'm level up. Chairs. Oh, I got friends. Go to bed. Or. That's that's like, I don't know if he's have I don't know if he's trying to be terrifying or be half asleep. She's winning. You're fucking scared, pussy. No.

Speaker: Once again, I'm scared of kicking you into John. You're losing your daddy's dick. We've invited random strangers on here before. We've never been scared. We've had fun or we've just... Yeah, we had fun with him. Much like his daddy does. Or much like his daddy. I know I'm your daddy's uncle. That was clever. You said they can't tell if I'm looking him in the eyes anyways.

Speaker: I mean, I mean, I mean if he was a girl to throw a punch all we have to do is this and we just do this

Speaker: We're trying to find where's your hat. Oh, yeah. One good eye. I got one eye, but don't call me a pirate. And I looked at it when you said it. I was like, yeah, yeah. The black under his eye. He's those guys.

Speaker: I look back at I look back at some of our episodes when I'm posting them and and I see how the show starts and you know, I'm kind of you know, you're like, whoa, I like I'm like, you know, I'm sober to come wide eyed and then as the show progresses, I'm like this, you know, I look like I could be Brian's Vietnamese brother. Yes. Yeah, but

Speaker: and I'm right there now. You guys, I know I'm right there now. I'm like, I'm like, well, when you see it, we want, we want chicken or pork egg rolls. Oh, both. You're like, yes, yes, fried ice. I specialize in my ice. Is that an Asian Sasquatch? Nope. Just click.

Speaker: He's okay. He love five wise. Leave him alone. I'm a guy. Please. He's learning. He's learning chopstick. He'll be okay. No, but once again, at least you're not slurring your words and I can still understand you no matter how you're drunk, but I could not understand Corky.

Speaker: but I speak drunkenness. That's what you call it. I mean, Jesus is more sound more like. Yeah, yeah, dude. I've, you know, I was waiting for the dude to call some dinosaurs while we're on show. You can round. That would have been the best.

Speaker: also too is a red flag. I mean, if you look at it, I'm looking for team to drink with that's like hobo grammar and pronunciation. Well, like he came in and in, in, in, in StreamYard link. Hello. Straight link StreamYard. Nevermind. Y 'all drank in

Speaker: I was like, **** it. Let me drop the lake because this is either going to be gold or it's going to be a **** hot man and it was both. It was a golden hot mess. It was the opposite of it. It was the opposite of 400 predictions but not predicting that would have gone as well as it did.

Speaker: I almost feel bad. And a part of me goes, still wonder people hate me. There's a part of me that goes, I understand why people hate me now. And I'm going to watch this episode. I mean, it's just like, just the whole thing of the title itself. It's like, uh, I should enter this with caution. Yeah, right.

Speaker: And again, that Hail to the King baby, you can go ahead and hang out down there, is a movie quote. It's from the sequel of Evil Dead when he was in medieval times. And I always thought of that because I started rewatching Ash versus the Evil Dead, the television show.

Speaker: I thought it started it. And I didn't want to be like... Brian! Brian! Did you see the Flash movie? Yes. You know he did. Did you see it yet, Chris? No. Then shut the fuck up. Tell me this motherfucker won't freak out on the scene.

Speaker: this asshole oh my god that is my show and i do and i want don't tell me to shut the fuck up and don't ruin the goddamn scene you goofy bastard i want you to ruin the movie i play i play it on 100 the scene brian tell me he didn't go freak out he would freak out spiders they cgi Adam West i don't remember soon i like clip

Speaker: I don't remember. I think there's a there's a highlight. I already know like all the I mean, they had Nicolas Cage, Superman. Yeah. I already knew that, Jeff. I told you that. I know. But once again, when you see it, I'm. Oh, trust me. Trust me. I'm still like a fucking I've been holding that in since I started talking about it.

Speaker: Don't get yelled at nothing for fucking don't spoil it, you know Because before Brandon Roth

Speaker: I did the the Man of Steel movies. They were originally going to cast Nicholas Cage and I was like, right? Because Nicholas Cage wanted so bad. He wanted to play Superman forever. Actually, before that, before they casted Nick Cage as Ghost Rider, Nick Cage wanted to play Superman. Mm hmm. And I was like, oh, dude, I would love to see Nick Cage as Superman. That's awesome. And then then he did Ghost Rider and I was like,

Speaker: fuck, I did not expect Nick to be that good as Ghost Rider. I want more Nick, Ghost Rider. And then, you know, I'm so hard. And it's hard to report spoilers, but I was, something popped up and they were talking about cameos and different characters and with the flash going to the different earths and stuff like that.

Speaker: And I was like, really? Dude, it's all awesome. Spoiler alert. And then I was like, Oh shit. Nick Cage is Superman. What? It better not disappoint me. It's flawless. Like you don't see it coming. And then boom, he's there. And you're like, yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. So are you like, I don't know when it happens or where it is, but no, I'm hoping to watch it next week. Sometime probably, um, probably next Friday. Maybe either Friday or no, not Saturday. Last movie. Last movie.

Speaker: Tuesday or Wednesday Yeah, yeah, I just finished watching the first episode I'm not watching it because Cash is ready to watch it too. So we're waiting until next week, right? I'll put it this way. It's good. And while he's gone fucking dated Right

Speaker: I was like, fuck yeah, he killed me. He fucking killed me. Have you seen the Ahsoka series? No, I haven't watched it yet. The problem is I like the Mandalorian. I have not watched Book of Boba Fett. I haven't watched it yet. I'm waiting because the wife and I were going to watch them together, but I haven't watched them yet.

Speaker: I just can't be bothered. She's already watched it with her boyfriend, her friends. So what happens in Loki is the games when super prizes, sir. Man says, dude, in all seriousness though, Loki first episode,

Speaker: I'm trying to find out. France doesn't have extradition laws. I can extradite your ass back to the States. Good luck with that. You're in Mexico because you're running from the law. And there's no extradition as straight as they take forever. There's no state limitations for what you're running from. Spoilers. Spoilers. I know what you're running from. I know what you're running from. And clearly, I can't drink the wine in front of you.

Speaker: I'm going to France because in France you can be a rapist and it's okay. Pay pay lamp you told me if a girl said it's cultural appropriation to do it anywhere else. It's just illegal everywhere else except in France.

Speaker: If Olivia seems to stop me anything, apparently you can only grape someone in France. It's barely okay. You can only grape and shmexual assault them in France outside of that country. It's illegal. A hundred percent. It's like a male prison. You want to come to France? If you're in a male prison, then you can violently be raped all day long. And I learned that from that.

Speaker: wheelchair. It was dump your wheelchair on the side and grape the fuck out of you. Damn. You guys have never seen Oz. I refused to watch it. I wouldn't recommend watching it unless you want to see the 90s. I wouldn't watch. I wouldn't watch Oz unless you want to see the guy from SVU Chris

Speaker: I think it's his name. You'll know who he is. They might run into, they might run into Fleece Johnson. Yeah, he was in Oz. Full frontal. I liked it. They made white dudes cry.

Speaker: Oh, I know that guy. Yeah, I know who he is. I like you, and I want you. We could do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours. I'm a warrior because booty is more important than food. Booty is more important than water. I like you. I still haven't finished Banshee. I'm a warrior. With Homelander in it. I think I'm on the final season.

Speaker: That dude was way too big to have a voice like that. See, when they walk around with the paint, that sagging style, that's sexy to us. That's sexy. I'm going to hell. Oh, well, welcome to the party. At the end of the day, right outside of

Speaker: What in the actual fuck just happened there? On a side note, on a positive note, Brian, you'll be hanging outside the pearly gates with Jeff and I and why we antagonize the hell out of St Pete and get fucking hammered. Agreed. Yeah. We're not allowed, you know, we're not allowed in heaven and there's a restraining order against us in hell. So they're just like, fuck it.

Speaker: Well, it didn't help that you sat there and called the devil lurch. You're like, I'm not that lurch. Give me a beer. Yeah, certainly didn't help the fact that I offended the Christians on Ron Sensible Ronson's reviews. That's right. I forgot about that. I have a friend that's a J -O -O. J -O -O?

Speaker: We got that VIP section, man. We got comfy couches. We got bitches right outside of the year. We get to **** with Saint Pete all day, every day. The man don't, the man hates his job now. Yeah. Saint Pete. Can I ask you a question? I deleted that clip. I had that clip.

Speaker: The top gear guy is laughing outside the polygate. I deleted it. I don't know where I put it. We get to pick up the honey pot. Mama, hey, mamacita, you don't get to go into heaven, but you get the VIP orderly. Oh, by the way, mamacita.

Speaker: I actually found some of the Fincañeritas in the VIP. Damn. Did he say Ortolei or Potato or Ortolei? He didn't initiate the vases. Oh, Oralei. He didn't. Oh boy. Chris, that reminds me. I was scrolling through the message that I sent myself from my phone to my computer.

Speaker: What's up on here? I have a, I have a small story for you. Jesus. You'll actually get a kick out of this. Lord help us. Ohio couples home renovation leads to chilling discovery and FBI investigation. They bought the house and inside they decided to take out this area. You know what they found? A body.

Speaker: No, they found a shit ton of money. Oh, wait, where was it in Ohio? I'm not sure. That is an old story. Well, that's just a wonderful amount of money. It's not a shit ton of money. Well, that's the original photo that they showed, like, oh, she's. Yeah, look at all that cash.

Speaker: Look at those twenties. That is old. Look at that. You know, it's crazy is, you know, we grow and Brian, I think you're old enough to remember those, those twenties and stuff like that. Yeah. Um, nowadays our kids would think that's fake. Look, there's fifties, there's hundreds. How much was in there? Oh, there's some twenties in there. Yeah. All shenanigans.

Speaker: I call shenanigans. I got new 20s in there, man. I call shenanigans. Where do you see new 20s? Scroll up. Well, no, I got no, it was a side by side comparison of what it was. Oh, yeah. That was. Yeah, side by side. OK. All right. All right. Yeah. Just just to show the authenticity. But but here's the thing. Where's they brought a corner?

Speaker: Well, that's what I'm trying to find out. So let me go back up to the top and tell you what part of Ohio. You tell me where it's at and I'm going to tell you why the significance is there and why the FBI is there. Read more to find out the chilling answer. That is a really nice house.

Speaker: Yeah, it is. So, they found it out in the basement? Yeah, I guess they were renovating the basement. Uh huh. Yeah, behind the block wall. Which the the block is actually new for that age of house. Tom, Nancy, Judy. Yeah. But I guess it was up here in the rafters of the. Yeah. Oh, it looks like it looks like they had a

Speaker: you know you can see where they broke the drywall off so yeah the ceiling of the basement is where they found this box well so i said that that block is new in a suitcase it really looks like a lunchbox it looks yeah it looks like a lunchbox uh yeah that they where similar block down in the basement is relatively new compared to the age of the house

Speaker: That is like 19. That looks like 1940 style lunchbox. I mean, because remember like back in the day, they used to be all metal. Yes. Uh, well, yeah. Like sixties. It went, it went until like the late eighties when they decided to go with plastic. Yeah. Cause I had, I had a metal lunchbox. Even in the eighties, you could still get like the, uh, Flintstones and the super frame. I had the, I had the Muppets that the Muppets show lunch kit and that was all metal. There's $2 bills in there.

Speaker: Wow. I just want to know where it's at. That's what Robin, it doesn't say. What do we do? Where are the hidden cameras? Yeah, exactly. We found stacks of 20s, 50s, and 100s. So did they get to keep the money? I don't know. I guess so. I guess it's linked to like a bank robbery or something.

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: Cleveland area dealer Youngstown that northeast or northeast Ohio area was 100 % tied to the mob. Wow. So that that that what they showed in the picture was just the first case first box they found.

Speaker: Okay. Yeah. So it's not actually. Yeah. Here's the other stuff. Wow. I wouldn't have said shit. I would not say shit. Go turning bills from the 50. Look, there's multiple boxes. Yeah. That's that, that Northeastern Ohio area is 100%. Some kind of connection with, with the mob mafia, whatever. That's wild.

Speaker: I wouldn't have said shit. Yeah, but you can't do nothing with it. Yes, you can. That's still, that's still legal currency. I know, but nowadays they want to check if it's counterfeit. Yeah. Even though it is authentic, authentically real, but however, I would have told the federal something, my fucking reimbursed me safe. It looks like it was made out of wood.

Speaker: Yep. That's a mob house. Yep. That is a fucking mob house right there. Save yourself. Do not play. Oh, I got tapes. Looks like there's some tapes. 95 and 94. What? Or is that 45? Yeah, those are old.

Speaker: 90s style fucking dates. No, no, no, no, no. Wow. Huh. I don't know if the Ohio couple was taking photos and discovering. Wow, they're going to ask if. Wow.

Speaker: Fucking FBI fucking showed up That's kind of cool though Of course he's girlfriend there Kind of cool. Oh Jennifer found open a manhole and we're met with what ah shit. Oh

Speaker: I think that was going on to a second story. They're finding multiple things in the house.

Speaker: What they discovered, okay, was met within a band. Husband took herself in investigation with Jennifer. Cobwebs, dust, and trash. A bomb shelter. Wow. That's kind of cool. He's just right underneath the carpet there.

Speaker: From the Cold War, 47 to 91. They sold these types of bomb shelters. The fallout shelter. Wow. That's what the dude found. He's going to remodel as a man gave or use it for the zombie apocalypse. And then that's the end of the story. This goes into other stories. Wow. That's kind of cool.

Speaker: Yeah. I mean, come across a lot of cash. Have you heard about that? There's a story. Uh, this, this couple, they were like in their fifties, they retired and they moved to Portugal and they bought a house. I think I've told the story before, but they bought this house and it had a barn on the property. The barn had no windows. It was concrete block wall. And the doors were metal and welded shut and they bought the house. They said, yeah, we'll take it.

Speaker: About a month into living there, the husband goes into town, rents a generator and a grinder. And he opens the doors, finds 250 classic cars in perfect condition. Wow. Worth over like $150 million. Wow. And like, I'm talking like one of one race cars from BMW, Peugeot, American classic cars, old Mustangs and

Speaker: fucking just beautiful collection. All the limited. Yeah. Yeah. And some of them were just like, it was like a fucking Mercury, you know, nothing, nothing major, but it, you know, it was like a, an 81 grand marquee or something like that. Nothing crazy. But then they didn't have like 69 charger, Daytona's, you know, there was two of them. Well, those go, those go for right now, right now, low mileage mint condition.

Speaker: They go for like 150K. And one of the cars was a Formula 3 car by BMW that was only in one race and it won and then got banned. It got banned because it was too fast. Wow. And it was in this guy's garage. And like I said, I think the total collection

Speaker: of everything in the barn, because there was old motorcycles in there too, like panheads and knuckleheads and shit like that. And it was like, I think the total, they had it appraised apparently. It was like worth like $36 million. And they used the last of their savings to buy this property. They paid like a hundred grand. Wow. And they took photos.

Speaker: there's a YouTube video where they talk about it and, uh, actually, let me see if I can find it here. It's like the, all it's, I think the video is called the ultimate barn find. Yeah, that's a shit. All that on the cars, all that money was worth. I mean, geez.

Speaker: Yeah, here it is. Let me show you here. It doesn't have any audio. It just, and that's the barn. Wow. A hundred and eight rare cars. Bond doors were welded shut.

Speaker: So it was locked for 15 years. Look at that. I mean, that packed in there like sardines. Yeah. This shows some of the cars in here. There's one of these videos shows. God, yeah, like a 1940s vehicle. That's like that little big one in the back. That's like a 30s. There's a beetle.

Speaker: Yeah. Pretty war. 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s. American, Japanese, and European cars. Row after row of cars. This is not the best video. But, you know, obviously covered in dust, but most of them just needed a good wash. Yeah, and I'll tune up as well.

Speaker: Well, yeah. Guaranteed the gas is bad. Yeah, and all new jumpstarts. They all need new batteries. They all need new tires. Probably new brakes. There's a mini. That's an Aston Martin, that silver one. That's an Aston Martin.

Speaker: So they're like, hell yeah, we'll collect on that money. So yeah, like, look. 74 Citroen. Nash Mylkapalden. I'm trying to find that BMW. Alfa Romero. No, those Alphas are fucking awesome. I know there's a BMW race car here or something. Beautiful.

Speaker: the video where it tells the story is way better 59 alpha male match up on the jet well lotus lotus europea

Speaker: trying to find that BMW. It's like a open wheel race car. Don't see it. I don't think it's in this vehicle in this video. But yeah, like I said, really cool shit. And like I said, I think they pay I think it's in the original video. And I'm trying to find that original video, because it's way better.

Speaker: um i think this is it okay yeah here it is this is the video you need to see so apparently the couple was from new york here we go new york man retired and he wanted to use his retirement money wisely decided to buy a home and a few acres in fortune

Speaker: Farmhouse was owned by an old couple that died 50 years earlier. It's all the government. Jeff, your boy's back. I see that. There's an Aston Martin. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, that's a Fiat. Fiat. I don't know, there's a Mercedes Benz. Aston Martin. Global GT. There's a Mercedes Benz. Yep. Wow. Pretty sure they show that fucking BMW. Yeah, here it is.

Speaker: There it is. There's that race car. Oh, it's a Fiat. I'm sorry. Look at the inside of these. Men's condition. Lot was valued at $35 million. That's insane.

Speaker: So, imagine you just open the door and you see all that, you're like, holy shit. You start singing, we're in the money. No, I wouldn't be saying that. I'd be like, like, if you're like a big car guru or you just imagine me finding something like that, I'm going to shit my pants.

Speaker: Oh yeah, I mean, I'd lose my shit. I'm like, holy crap, I'll be like a little kid. I mean, most of the cars in there, as you saw, they're European. I don't know European cars as well as I do American cars, but I know that they're old and they fucking worth money, and I know I can restore them.

Speaker: I mean, that, I mean, there's only one channel that, that pretty much was very informative to me. And that's like Jay Leno's garage. That's how I know all the class, all the mother classic cars and all the use, you know, that's, that's how I know about all those European cars. A great channel for learning about cars, but, but I watch like anything about any car I watch.

Speaker: I want to go to

Speaker: put that body on a new Skyline. Because the R34 Skyline is not legal in the US. Yeah. Not for another like four years. So he can literally drive an R34 Skyline, but it parts very easily. And also too, I found out like, like if you could

Speaker: Buy in japan and i'm not sure about in europe either, but I know in japan Like if the vehicle is over 25 years old You could buy it from japan and have it shipped over here Yeah, it's actually it's actually it has to be I think it has to be 20 years old so there's a company in in california called uh I want to I think it's called motor rex And they actually buy stylines in japan

Speaker: dip them to the States, make them US compliant, and then sell them. But they're like 150, 200 grand. So it's like, I'm not throwing 200 grand at a car and then driving. I'm not that asshole. I mean, because I want one of those cab over trucks, those Japanese cab over trucks. The little ones, I want one. I want one.

Speaker: I was like, man, that'd be like my daily driver. It's good on gas. Have you seen the Milwaukee one? No. So there's a TikTok channel where they took one of those cabovers, loads of mini cabovers and they made it out with a Milwaukee brand and they put nice rims on it, nice tires. They gave a mild lift and they basically turned into a drift truck.

Speaker: It's fucking bad. I mean, like the only thing I see is like the, uh, like the 1947 Ford, uh, cab overs and the 1957 GMC cab overs. Yeah, but those are way too big. Yeah. Uh, you're talking about, I know what you're talking about. So the mini cab over, hold on. Yeah. I'm just, let me see. Japanese.

Speaker: Talk about these. Bear with me. Share my screen. Talk about these. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I want one. I can get them here. Yeah, they have them in Mexico, too. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they have a version. Where is the Milwaukee?

Speaker: This is the Milwaukee one. How cool is that? Oh, yeah. Those are cool pictures. Yeah, here it is. I'd fuck with that. That's cool. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, they have a version of it here.

Speaker: But as Chris knows, hopefully by the end of December, me and the fam, we're moving to France. I can buy them over there for a dime a dozen. Yeah. So you got everything all packed up and everything sold? Well, we're keeping the house, we're only taking clothes. Right. We're just taking clothes because we're only taking like a bag of peace because at the end of the day,

Speaker: the weather is weather here. Yeah, just turn all over anyway. Yeah. And now the house, we're actually going to put her mom in. Okay. So her mom doesn't have to worry about, you know, paying rent and anything like that. All she's got to take care of is maintenance. It's like 300 pesos a month. And so what we're

Speaker: What we're going to do is we're going to go for three months. If we decide to stay, we can extend our visa for up to 10 years. If we decide that it's not for us, we can move back here. Right. But what we're going to do is we're going to get an Airbnb and we can rent the Airbnb for 1200 bucks a month. And then I found houses, dude, for like 70 grand sitting on 10 acres. Oh man.

Speaker: because nobody wants to live in the city, outside the city anymore because all the jobs are in the city. I work online. All I got to do is have internet and I can work. Yeah. So I found, I was telling Chris, I found a fucking castle for 1 .2 million. Damn. Now I don't have 1 .2 million, but if I did, I'd buy myself a castle.

Speaker: but I found, I found a 10 bedroom, a 10 room house on 12 acres for 80 grand. Wow. And it's a little bit big for me, but I found a couple of houses. There's a couple of them that are, um, like they're farm houses. They need a little work. Yeah. They're like, you could live and,

Speaker: do the work in it. It's not like it's full tear down or anything. They're, they're nice. They got everything in water, water, electric, the whole nine yards. The only thing I'd have to do is put it internet. Some of them even have that ready to go. But we're, we're looking at moving to a town, not far from a town called Mool. M -A -U -X is the way it's spelled. Um, but it's,

Speaker: It's the schools are like third in the world. Education wise, um, I would work at night. So I'd work from 5 PM to 1 AM. I'm awake during that time anyway. Yeah. Right after. Yeah. Cause being like in France, you're about what eight, nine hours ahead. Nine hours. Nine hours.

Speaker: Nine hours. Yeah, because I got a I got a buddy of mine living in London and it's six hours for me. Yeah, and You know Euro Disney is 45 minutes from wool On a spring 45 minutes from from the town 10 minutes from the town we're gonna be looking at it in to Paris 45 minutes from Paris I could be in London and be at Harry Potter Studios

Speaker: Wow. Right? That's crazy. You ever seen the movie The Great Escape? Yeah. Well, I was like twice when I was a kid. The Great Escape actually was a real thing. It's based on true events. The constant, the, the, the, the place where it happened is six hour drive from where we're looking at. So I can actually go visit. Nice. So, I mean, it's,

Speaker: There's a whole bunch of shit, you know, the problem with, the problem of living in Cancun. I've lived here for so long. I've done it all. I'm bored. There's a reason I don't leave my house. I've seen it all done at all. It's time for the next adventure. So it's like, it's, it's complicated. Like I said, we're trying to get out of here by mid to late December. Uh, and all goes as planned. We're out the fucking door.

Speaker: Yeah. And then on top of that too, being in Europe, being in Europe and if y 'all wanted to, you like do a weekend, like do a backpack trip weekend. Well, yeah. Well, one of the things I want to buy is I'm going to buy a motorcycle and I can bomb up to Germany for the weekend. You know, I can bomb over to London for the weekend. You know, it's the beauty of, you know, discovering a new area. One of like we were talking about classic cars.

Speaker: all the good classic cars in France are in Normandy. Like I found fucking novas and road runners all day long for sale in Normandy. They're pricey, but they're not as pricey as they are in the state. True. Oh, man. But I'm going to go ahead and get going.

Speaker: Yeah. I assume that's what you're doing. I got her a boo basket. Wow. So I wanted to make sure that I was out there when she got to see it. And for those of you guys who don't know what a boo basket is, it is something that gentlemen, you get your lady for the spooky season. What?

Speaker: Apparently we got another cricket in the house. Um, which we get a little blue basket and you find a fall or Halloween style basket. And I'll say, I'll post a picture in the, in the group chat and then, and then you get like, um, you get like, uh, you know, like a fall scent candle and.

Speaker: And then they like, um, like a shop working your way towards gay. Oh, it's just something nice to do for your significant other. Maybe if your significant other wasn't fucking dudes all over France, you would do the same. And she, she doesn't, she doesn't got to everybody in Mexico. So I'm going to turn on her. She had to go to a whole other country. Shut your whore mouth. Sorry.

Speaker: or did you order it? No, I went and bought it. I picked everything out. Oh, nice. So you get the basket. You made it yourself. Yeah, you get the basket and then you, you like find some PJs or something comfy, but jammy jams, if you will, if you were from the nineties era and you remember the jammy jam party, kid and play. Has it got the hoodies? Has it got the hoodies?

Speaker: Yeah. You get a little blanky, you know, it's, it's, it's all about like thoughtful gifts that you think that they would like. And for some reason, like one of the things I put in there that she was excited for loves candy corn. Nobody likes candy, red flag, red flag, dude. Yeah. But I went to smoke right though. And a bag of candy corn for this woman.

Speaker: I didn't even think it existed. I was going to say, they still make candy corn. They still make it. Yeah. Like a candle in there. I don't eat candy corn. If it's there, but I'm not going out and searching for it. I'm not going to eat it for sure. I'm going to throw it at people. If it's there. It never bothered me, but it's not something I hope for. There'll be like saying, Oh man, I would really like to go to this party and get a thumb in my ass.

Speaker: Damn. Candy corn. Go ahead. I'll bend over. Show me your thumb. Wow. Yeah, I'm sorry. That's a little a little boo basket. It's like the weird like my like that my girlfriend boo thing. It's BOO. Yeah, I got that. I assumed because it's the other four and

Speaker: Did you get her a pumpkin spice latte, pumpkin candle? No, I got her caramel corn candle. Oh, I ain't mad at that. That just smells really good. And I got her a little plushie, because one of the other things is like a little plushie, like a little stuffed animal. Whoa, how old is that? Meow. Happy Halloween. Oh, feisty feline.

Speaker: Yeah, but I gotta get going man. Thank you for having me on. Brian love you brother. Take care of yourself man. We're gonna wrap that boy up. Alright guys, good night everybody. What's up man? We're gonna get to nuts and bolts out of here. Oh shit, Annie who? No, so I you know she called me on her way home.

Speaker: She's like, yeah, still doing the show. I'm like, yeah, you're not here yet. Six hour goddamn show. We really gotta, I, you know, I was literally before the show. I was like, we gotta keep it at three hours. I was thinking for like, I was like, we're gonna rock this out in four hours, but I'm almost at the point where like a three, three and a half hour market, we're still fucking going, just cutting it off and then jumping back on. You know what I mean? Right.

Speaker: Just to just, but, but at the same time, I mean, I posted three episodes last night and all three episodes have 15 plus listens. And then all the other long episodes are, I mean, people are listening to them, man. Yeah. Well, you know, the nice thing about a long episode of you got an eight hour day.

Speaker: You got one continuous thing to listen to perfect. And we're all over the goddamn place. We're everywhere at the end of the day. It's 14 conversations in one audio. So it's like, you know, like a part of me wants to, if we're, if, if we're at that, we're at that spot where we're going long and a little behind the scenes for you guys who are still listening, like I said, we're five hours and 40 minutes right now. Um, you know, like the three hour mark.

Speaker: three, three and a half, four hour March is fucking cropping it down hitting the intro or hitting the outros doing this and then just jumping back on live. Yeah. Well, and at the end of the day, we have that patreon account. That's right. So if we're going to go along like right now, if I didn't cut this shit out two, three hours ago,

Speaker: We could have put all this extra extra on the patreon because I haven't posted anything on patreon because we don't We'll start that on wednesday At three and a half hours. We cut off. I say we I say we I say we shoot for three hours Cut it off at three hours if we're on a roll and we're gonna go over three hours And we don't have to do another three hours, but if we're on a roll

Speaker: and we're gonna do another hour, maybe an hour and a half. Cut it off, do the outro, do the music, jump back on, and literally come back on, and first thing we say is, welcome back, this is Patreon exclusive. Yeah, and then we'll delete it off the YouTube and all that stuff and just put it up on Patreon. Yeah, I mean, I can easily, I don't even have to put... I'll put it on, I can do it on YouTube and...

Speaker: I can do it on like YouTube or something like that. And then just delete it. That way I'm not putting it on like Facebook, YouTube. We just put it on one program while we go live. That's why we have to delete it off a whole bunch of platforms. And then literally as soon as we're done the next day, I'll just delete it off of, off of YouTube. And then we can remove YouTube from the extra and just put it on Twitch. Oh, I can put it on Twitch. And then we can start promoting.

Speaker: on the regular show. Hey, it's Saturday night. We're at the end of the show tonight. If you're not on Patreon already, get on Patreon because it's going to be a Patreon exclusive. We're going live again. We're going to keep doing this. You guys on Patreon will get to hear the the the the bonus. The extras. Yeah. Anywho.

Speaker: Appreciate you guys hanging out as always. Hopefully you guys enjoy the show because Wow We took an unexpected left fucking turn tonight Holy fucking worth it and and shout out to d hi s man Appreciate you coming on. Appreciate you hanging out with us You know

Speaker: We, uh, whoa, holy shit. You are a good sport. And apparently glutton for punishment because he came back. Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker: Brian and I were having a conversation about cars, so I didn't. And absolute glutton for punishment, but you were a good sport. You, you hung in there and you, and you took the abuse, man. I didn't expect it to go that way. I honestly thought, you know, bring a random person up in here, have a little fun. And, uh, but, uh, yeah, you, you, you.

Speaker: Unleash click and this is what I said. I can never do stand -up comedy. But if you just told me I could go work a room I would I Could work a room all day long. I don't want to prepare shit. I don't want to do shit Just give me a microphone and put me on stage And let me fucking work the room. I Don't want to tell you pre -plan jokes like I got something and the other day I'm almost tempted to do an open mic like at the funny bone and

Speaker: and just jump on stage. Get me a, you know, get a few drinks in me and just jump on stage and just, you know, kind of introduce myself to a little quote unquote monologue and then just go into the crowd. I wonder, I wonder what it would cost to book a spot like if they let us do the funny bone lot, do the show live. I don't know. But, um,

Speaker: I mean, I think it was worked out to where I wanted it to be live. But I mean, if I want, if I didn't open a mic, I mean, literally, it's just me jumping up there, introducing myself, saying, Hey, everybody, and riffing to kind of get a feel for the room. And then just after that, it's just a matter of work in the room, which I know I do with ease at the end of the day.

Speaker: Any who yeah Ladies and gentlemen If you are gonna drink a lot if you are gonna go out and have a good time I Want to make sure you guys are properly hydrated before you do so because proper hydration is

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Speaker: Two, four, six, eight, 10, 12, 18. Actually, let me do the proper math. Four, eight, 10, 12. But 11 beers. Watching 16 ounce beers and typically they come in 12 ounce beers. So every three beers actually equals four beers.

Speaker: I'm just saying. Alright. But, anywho, one more song for the night. Uh last song is uh I'm assuming the last one you put in son of a song is Stacy's mom. The Ooba Looba theme song doesn't count, Jeff. Stacy's mom. Where's my sandwich woman? What is this,

Speaker: That's how pumpkin -sliced latte is made. Pumpkin shit's in your coffee. Oh my god. Anyways... I can't remember this guy's name. Uh... His name is... His name is... Wardog... Drew Jacobs? Drew Jacobs, yes.

Speaker: I just had to look at it. Of jelly rolls, son of a sinner because I can't play fucking the other role on the song on the, on the podcast. I was still probably going to get in trouble with this, but fuck it. YouTube's been kicking our ass lately anyway. So appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. We'll be back.

Speaker: Monday night. I'll be back Monday night for a brand new episode. It's my birthday episode. Yeah. And so is Wednesday and so is Saturday. I was going to say, it's my birthday week, bitches. Oh, by the way, I got you something for your birthday. Got the same thing I got you last year. Nothing.

Speaker: Hey man, you got Matt James tell me happy birthday a couple of years ago. I know that it's hard to talk. Unfortunately, Christina Ricci has blocked me. Yeah, I tried for you. Now it is what it is that Jeff guy blocked him like alright cool. I've tried blocking him too for 25 years.

Speaker: Don't ever meet him in person, honey. You'll never get rid of him. Anyways, Mr. Jacobs with his version, his cover of Jelly Roll, Son of a Sinner. I never get lonely. I've got these ghosts to keep me company. I took the

Speaker: In front of me, now the past is starting to start now to fly I've changed how I'm back chasing these wires, I'm just alone

Speaker: These pill scripts tend to be my friend I'm done for the last time

Speaker: And I'm just a little right in the wrong, right in the wrong Stakes I made, I paid for them in cash Walked a million miles of broken glass I'm feeling like I'm playing My heart's been slowly breaking I'm about to feel the smoke that made me drain

Speaker: The son of a sinner Searching for new

Speaker: God damn, I love that fucking song. Good song. I love that fucking song, dude. And last weekend, that was one of them songs. I gotta say, I wasn't the biggest Jelly Roll fan. I like some of his music, but

Speaker: The guy is, he comes across very humble, very gracious of his fans and 20 ,000 people. While he sang that song, we're singing along, drowned this man out, drowned his band out. That's kind of impressive.

Speaker: to where he dropped his, he just sat back and watched and was crying literal tears, man. That was cool. A different kind of feeling, right? Yeah, that was cool. And it wasn't like they just sing the chorus. 20 ,000, 20 ,000 people were singing word for word that song when he stopped singing.

Speaker: 20 ,000 people sang an entire fucking verse, almost two verses of that song. And it was so loud. And Nikki was one of them. I was one of them. I love that fucking song. I've always, since that song came out, I love that goddamn song. But that wasn't, not even the crowd singing along, just his reaction alone was incredibly impressive.

Speaker: You know, multiple times that crowd last weekend brought that man to tears. Like I said, I have a newfound respect. I have a newfound fandom, I guess you could say, of Jelly Roll. So.

Speaker: Anywho, that being said, check us out. I'll be here Monday for a brand new episode of non -sensible nonsense. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show tonight. If you're not already, go ahead and head over to bio .link slash nonsensical nonsense. Get all the socials, all the platforms where we go live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday seven PM ish. And not only that, but if you can't join us live, you can go ahead and check us out on sin caster or Spotify ever wears to the podcast. That's all on bio link.

Speaker: don't forget to check out our sponsors and don't forget to use our promo code words are hard with that being said, Jeffrey. Give me the last words, you bitch. Oh, that sounds sexy. Yeah, I thought it was.

Speaker: Oh, nice. Nice. Oh, I see. No, don't do that. That was a nice little. We both hit y 'all with some impromptu growls. We didn't make a fucking TikTok video. That's all we got to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all we got to do.

Speaker: Oh, I'm talking about we should. I'm just going to hit the record button. I'm going to do the countdown three, two, one. That's all. And then you have to do it. That is all. That is all. I'll say the video and I'll just post it on our fucking tiktok. There you go.

Speaker: you think i'm fucking lying i'm about to do it you think i'm lying dude you did there somebody better put the fucking lion king music in the background

Speaker: You get the video fucking symbol trying to roar but it goes You think I'm fucking alive

Speaker: be prepared because you gotta get it so I can save it post on the post mind and then I gotta post your do it. There you go. You call that a row roar? A row roar. This is a row roar. Hey, would that be a

Speaker: don't ever forget when you come to crossroads in life and you don't know what to do. Remember five simple letters, ladies and gentlemen, N N W W D. Oh no. Well, I fucked that all up. Nevermind. I am dyslexic. Put the beer now. Let me try that again. Cheers. Cheers.

Speaker: There's everybody share what we sit on what we sit on. I mean, let me rephrase that when you're at the crossroads in life and

Speaker: things are getting hard and you don't know what to do and you don't know the right choice to make. Always remember five simple letters. W W N N D. What would nonsense do? There it is. I fucked up, but I corrected it. And would that be a sad ladies and gentlemen, be good or be good at it.

Speaker: I'm not done. There she is.