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1ST TASTE OF EP. #239!: “Now with 25% MORE Baseless Trump Indictments!”

AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini

71 plays · Aug 15, 2023

*THIS WEEK:*  * Lizzo’s lawsuit is bananas! Bananas covered in chocolate syrup. And whipped cream. With a side of ice cream. And fries. And served inside a vagina. * Ford bails on EVs! I wonder if it’s because they suck and have several dozen things wrong with them? * “This Week in, ‘So Let Me Get This Straight’…”! *On “A la Carte”:* Hunter might get ‘Hillary’d”, Barack’s not-so-secret “secret”, and “This Week in Biden Babbles”. *On “3 Pro Things”:* a company goes out of its way to NOT hire woke amateurs, The Nuge comes at vegan amateurs with a truth bomb, and a comedian regrets getting the untested gene experiment. *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL: “Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous* *MAIN: https://www.lousantini.com/* *SUBSCRIBE* on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOh5fIZVQdT0VG2M59S0Vwg*  *Facebook:* https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainment  *Instagram:* https://www.instagram.com/lou.santini3/ *Truth Social:* https://truthsocial.com/@lousantini3 *LinkedIn:* https://www.linkedin.com/in/lousantini/ *GETTR:* https://gettr.com/user/lousantini

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Speaker: Lizzo's lawsuit is bananas covered in chocolate syrup and whipped cream with a side of ice cream and fries and served inside a vagina.

Speaker: Don't worry, that last part will make sense in a minute.

Speaker: Lizzo... Is she a great big fat person?

Speaker: Yeah, we covered this.

Speaker: Lizzo is speaking out for the first time since being sued by three of her former backup dancers who claim she sexually harassed them.

Speaker: The women say Lizzo pressured dancers to interact with sex performers at Bananan Bar in Amsterdam.

Speaker: ...where patrons are known to catch dildos launched from the performer's vaginas......and to eat bananas out of the performer's vaginas.

Speaker: Hang on.

Speaker: Launched?

Speaker: Thanks for ruining vaginas and bananas, Lizzo.

Speaker: Being body shamed by Lizzo is like being called stupid and corrupt by Joe Biden.

Speaker: It's like being called a drunk and corrupt by Nancy Pelosi.

Speaker: It's like being age shamed by Dianne Feinstein.

Speaker: It's like being penis shamed by Michelle Obama.

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