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S5 E239 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*THIS WEEK:* 

  • Lizzo’s lawsuit is bananas! Bananas covered in chocolate syrup. And whipped cream. With a side of ice cream. And fries. And served inside a vagina.
  • Ford bails on EVs! I wonder if it’s because they suck and have several dozen things wrong with them?
  • “This Week in, ‘So Let Me Get This Straight’…”!

*On “A la Carte”:* Hunter might get ‘Hillary’d”, Barack’s not-so-secret “secret”, and “This Week in Biden Babbles”.

*On “3 Pro Things”:* a company goes out of its way to NOT hire woke amateurs, The Nuge comes at vegan amateurs with a truth bomb, and a comedian regrets getting the untested gene experiment.

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Transcript

Lizzo's Lawsuit: A Chaotic Metaphor

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Lizzo's lawsuit is bananas covered in chocolate syrup and whipped cream with a side of ice cream and fries and served inside a vagina.
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Don't worry, that last part will make sense in a minute.
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Lizzo... Is she a great big fat person?
00:00:12
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Yeah, we covered this.

Lizzo Breaks Silence on Allegations

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Lizzo is speaking out for the first time since being sued by three of her former backup dancers who claim she sexually harassed

Allegations of Pressure at Bananan Bar

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them.
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The women say Lizzo pressured dancers to interact with sex performers at Bananan Bar in Amsterdam.
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...where patrons are known to catch dildos launched from the performer's vaginas......and to eat bananas out of the performer's vaginas.
00:00:36
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Hang on.

Criticism and Humorous Analogies

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Launched?
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Thanks for ruining vaginas and bananas, Lizzo.
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Being body shamed by Lizzo is like being called stupid and corrupt by Joe Biden.
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It's like being called a drunk and corrupt by Nancy Pelosi.
00:00:48
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It's like being age shamed by Dianne Feinstein.
00:00:51
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It's like being penis shamed by Michelle Obama.