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Speaker: Now here you go again you say You want your freedom But who am I to bring you down Then it's only right that you should play it the way you feel it But listen carefully to the sound
Speaker: Dreams of loneliness are like a heartbeat drives you mad Oh stillness of remembering what you had And what you loved Yeah, what you had And what you loved
Speaker: And players, they only love you when they're playing. And I said, hey, women, yeah, they will come and they will go. When the rain washes.
Speaker: The crystal vision But I keep my vision to myself But it's only me who wants to wrap around your dream But have you any dreams you like to sell?
Speaker: On the stillness of remembering what you had And what you loved You know what you had And what you loved
Speaker: No.
Speaker: Only love you when they're playing Now stay with me, your day will come and they will go And when the rain washes, you were clean, you know
Speaker: All right. What is up, everybody? How you guys doing? Welcome, welcome. It's Wednesday night. You already know what that means. What that means. Yeah, something like that. I don't know. We'll start the show off. Words are fucking hard. Sorry. But thanks, you guys, for checking out the show. As you can see, I am by myself. Don't know where Jeff is. I have not heard from him since earlier this afternoon. And cannot get a hold of him.
Speaker: now but anyways we're gonna try to win this on my own if you guys want to come hang out come hang out obviously share tell your friends check us out on instagram facebook uh youtube twitch twitter tick tock all that jazz that nonsensical nonsense and uh i've already clustered it all up and it was fuck it all up already
Speaker: Let me try that again. If you guys would like to check us out on social media, feel free to check us out at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Twitter, Twitch, TikTok. Go show us some love. Go give us a little bit of support. We greatly appreciate that. Why do I gotta be a hobo? Also, if you want to get all the episodes of the podcast,
Speaker: They're not all as bad as this one's starting out. You can check us out on Spotify, anchor, Google, Apple podcast. And you can also email us if you'd like at a nonsensical nonsense podcast at Gmail dot com. I think that's what it is. I don't know. That's Jeff's part. That's the only job he has on this fucking podcast. Outsider showed up and turned on his camera, which apparently he can't do that. So anyways,
Speaker: Yes, like Jason Derulo, I am writing solo. I think that's how that song goes. I think it's even the right singer. But I do have some news. I do have a top 10 list. And then we'll just kind of hang out and see what happens. Kind of just fucking roll with it, I guess. And of course, as always, we got Blacktop music.
Speaker: Black Top Mojo music. God, I don't know how to act without having my partner there just cutting me off every 30 seconds. Also I music my Black Top Mojo during the break and at the end of the show.
Speaker: Uh, if you guys haven't already, go check them out as well. Great, great group of guys. They allow us to use our music on here, even though Facebook yells at us all the time, but it is what it is. What's going on? Chatter's box. How you doing? Pretty girl. What's up, Casey? Like I said, I had to, uh, once I couldn't get ahold of Jeff, I had to kind of rush and put some things together. I already had a couple of news stories that.
Speaker: I had, um, I have a couple of top tens just kind of laying around and was going to do like my own TV show or movie review, but then I realized I really haven't, I don't really watch much.
Speaker: new stuff. I've been watching and practical jokers. Uh I'm only about nine years being late on that one. But then to go to bed at night, I watch, I watch sight. I'm watching, started rewatching that for about the fifth or sixth time, rewatching it all the way through. But if I'm not doing that, then I'm playing Call of Duty which I've been playing a lot of lately because
Speaker: I get home stupid early now, so I just come home and jump into my bed and jump on Call of Duty and play Call of Duty until I go to bed, I guess. So my life's pretty boring. This is about the most adult interaction that I get in a week.
Speaker: Oh, what's going on here? There we go. Get rid of those. But as I said, hopefully you guys are having a good week so far. I can't believe it's already Wednesday.
Speaker: I'm loving, loving my new job. Those of you guys who don't know, Jeff and I have talked about it a couple of times, but last Monday I started working for the Ohio State University down on campus. It's pretty cool. It's good to be back in maintenance again, man. It's crazy to me how much stuff I thought I'd forgotten.
Speaker: and how quickly it came back to me. So fast to the point where they told me that it would be training with the guy for a few months. And I just found out yesterday that I should have my own buildings starting Monday. So that'll be pretty cool. Plus, pretty cool. They trust me enough that right after starting, they're just going to throw me into a couple of buildings and say, have fun. They're yours. Do whatever you will. This does not mean I'm an OSU fan, you fucking dummy.
Speaker: Don't you uh don't you live in North Carolina now? Does that mean you're a Tar Heels fan? No, I and I and I okay, so I know this is hard to comprehend and hard to understand. The fuck is my uh anyways um I am a
Speaker: diehard Michigan fan. And, but I'm not, I grew out of that whole, I'm going to hate Ohio state thing. Uh, when I was like 25, I'm not some 40 year old loser that, um, thinks that a college football team gives two shits and a fuck about me. So I dedicate my entire life to him. Um, so I still, I root for, I root for Ohio state, um, except for one week a year.
Speaker: Um, so, you know, one week a year, I don't root for him and I don't like him, but outside of that, I mean, I root for our pretty much most of the big 10. I don't like Michigan state and fuck the sec because last night, you know what? I can go into sports right now and you guys probably gonna be like, shut this motherfucker up. But as long as there is a playoff committee,
Speaker: and you got my number, you got my number, you got my snap, you got my Facebook, you got my Instagram, you know where to find me, girl. As long as there is a playoff committee in college football and ESPN holds the majority of the votes, they're gonna continue to piss college fans off because ESPN sucks the dick of the SEC like no other. And I find it very hard to believe that
Speaker: the country thinks that Alabama is the number two football team. And especially when you've got unbeatens like Oklahoma, uh, even Ohio state, but Ohio state usually shoots himself in the face in the playoffs. They're not unbeaten, but still, I think they're better quality team. Uh, since he should be given a chance, Oklahoma, they play like shit, but they win at the end of the day. And Alabama is sitting there with one loss and they're like, Oh, they lost a ranked number 14 A &M. Well, I hate to break it to you, but A &M wasn't ranked when they lost them. So.
Speaker: No, they lost to an unranked team that got ranked because they beat Alabama. So Alabama has no business being number two. Well, apparently my co -host just got home. So he may or may not be joining us. I don't know. So needless to say, I'm not happy with the playoff rankings.
Speaker: I didn't even watch it because I kind of knew exactly what was going to happen. I figured Alabama would be one or two and teams would get screwed and they did. So there's that little stupid ass rant. Summer, you can gladly write my face if you'd like as much as you want. Just saying.
Speaker: But, yes, I am enjoying being back at OSU. It is pretty cool because my office, well, our office, our maintenance office is right across the street from the shoe. So every morning, get to go in there and see the shoe lit up and stuff like that, because it's dark as hell when I get to work. So. And then one of my buildings that I'll be taking over as the library. Bama will still be number two.
Speaker: And go up on the 11th floor and you've got the perfect view of campus and it's like a 360 fucking view of campus. It's amazing It's really summer Summer the chatter's box. There's we don't know summer is my fiance It just said that she doesn't know why penny wise is so famous for swallowing kids. She does that too
Speaker: I don't know. It's true. She does but I mean, you could be famous for doing that. Um but I'd rather not share that with the rest. I would not. I don't know. I guess the money is right. We can share it with the rest of the world. Put it on video. Charted on all the fans or something. I mean, everybody else does it. It has
Speaker: I know it is on video. That's why I said I could start it only fades for you at any moment. I have an archive. But anyways.
Speaker: Yeah, we're not going to go down that room because I don't even know how much longer only things is going to be a thing because I know a few weeks back we talked about how they were going to start trying to do away with pornography, which sounds incredibly dumb because that's where they made their bread and butter at, so to say. So why they would switch and just go. I do know some porn sites do offer money for a video. Some of them offer a lot of money to.
Speaker: Not quite sure how to go about that because obviously I've never gone down that route. Uh, otherwise I would probably be a much better off financially. I'm too shy to do that. Or as Jeff says, conservative. I don't know. I don't understand the whole conservative thing. I don't think it's really like that conservative thing.
Speaker: fuck out what the hell do I know I don't understand half the shit that comes out of his mouth but that's that's me so the only downside the only downside to my to my new job is that I live 45 minutes away that's it's it's actually pretty pretty nice job of the morning because there's nobody out there just takes so damn long but other than that that's fantastic I love it
Speaker: But that's boring, that's boring talk. I'm just, I'm just filling time, seeing, uh, waiting. Uh, yeah, I just don't want to live in Columbus or around Columbus. That's the thing. Uh, you know, I don't like living in the big cities. North salt, Newark is almost too big for me as it is. So, but, uh,
Speaker: finally got **** cold up here. That's **** I hate the cold. Oh yeah, that's the other thing that happened last night. Yeah, I come home yesterday and my **** heater wasn't working. I got down in the 30s up here last night. I was just like **** it. I'm just going to pull the comfort out of my bedroom and I don't know what it is here right now but
Speaker: So today when I got home from work, I went down to the basement. I was like, Oh, let me check the breaker, see if the breaker's working. Cause I'm not going to put a work request in cause God knows when the maintenance guys are going to get here and breakers fine. So I don't find my furnace for my apartment. I'm looking around at it and everything seems like it's okay. And in working right order. And then I realized that there's a little safety switch on it that when you take that cover off, it doesn't allow that thing to power on. So somebody was down there playing around and pissing around with my furnace and didn't put the cover back on.
Speaker: I don't know if the Vegas guys were here doing their, their, their winter, uh, winter preventatives to it or what they were doing, but it's a good thing. I know what the fuck I'm doing is now it's too hot in my apartment. I'm about to open a fucking window. We're from freezing my ass off last night to now I'm sitting here sweating, but
Speaker: Hopefully you guys had a good Halloween, took the kiddos trick or treating per usual. And then this weekend, they stayed up, was it Saturday night? I think they stayed up until like one or two in the morning out here watching scary movies. I came out, I think I came out about two o 'clock or something like that. And they were all passed out and Halloween was on.
Speaker: Oh, that's good. Yeah. Fucking fiance, man. She's been getting sick like crazy. She found out that COVID had basically just trashed her immune system. So like every little thing that comes around, she gets a nasty stomach, but yesterday, I guess, I don't know. Shit sounds like it sucks. It really does. Let me, uh, let me message your SAS clown real quick.
Speaker: Enjoy the radio or the, uh, podcast silence. I guess you could say, I don't know. I typically don't like the silence on here, but what are you going to do when you're by yourself? You know what I mean? Oh, so now apparently he's ready.
Speaker: Well, Jesus Christ, I started the podcast a half hour ago. Now, now you're now you're. Oh, now this guy decides to show and he's not even here. He's just in the background just fucking talking. Welcome. Welcome to the show, Jeffrey. It's nice of you to to show up. I mean, it's not like the grocery store. I mean, it's not like today's podcast day and you had all day long to to go to the grocery store. It's not like you were promoting the show today or anything like that.
Speaker: I was working all day today. What did I miss? Nothing, man. I was just talking. Just talking shit about you. I literally had to go to the grocery store because there is no food in this house. Like literally, I had a like thing of rice. So I had to go to the grocery store. I know how that goes.
Speaker: it's not like I didn't have cash it's just I hadn't gone to the store kind of thing yeah I have I have I have food in the house I just don't have like I gotta make stuff up you know what I mean so like we had no meat or anything like that so like I had
Speaker: I have food in the house, but it's not like, like, do you want to eat a thing of crackers? Or do you know, or do you want to go to the store and get food so we can actually cook? Kind of thing. Yeah, I have a bunch of side shit. They do a really cool thing here at some of the stores when you buy meat, they'll cook it right there. What? Yeah, you go into the store, you buy meat from the whole round.
Speaker: You buy meat from the store and go out and they have a barbecue there and you just sit down and you sit down and you wait and they'll cook it for you. Yeah, it's really cool. And it doesn't cost anything. You give the guy a tip. Yeah. No, somewhere. You did not tell me that you were hallucinating. That makes sense. Why are they catching them? Let's hallucinate.
Speaker: What's someone got a really bad stomach bug last night? Yeah, I commented on the things she put on Facebook. I was like, what is it? He's catching everything. Yeah. Well, she wound up one to the ER yesterday. Oh, no. Apparently they kept it. They kept her longer because she was hallucinating. I didn't know that she was hallucinating until just now. But apparently what they told her what they told her is
Speaker: Because she had COVID or whatever, for the next little while, it has completely wrecked her immune system. So basically, she's going to catch her every... Which kind of makes me nervous. I've recently had COVID. Well, you don't have to worry about it because you shaved your beard. Yeah, exactly. See? You should have just dragged a razor across your face. Apparently, it's a cure -all.
Speaker: Yeah, you shaved your face in your head. So yeah. That's the thing. She needs to shave her head. Yeah, no. Let's hope no. No shaving of the head. She said she built three small garbage bags with vomit and two hospital bar bags. That's kind of gross.
Speaker: Yeah, she was super. Oh, I mean, there's that, I guess there's there is that. Yeah, it's like the ultimate. It's the ultimate. I mean, granted, you drink water with it, you just pick up water, but but it is the ultimate diet.
Speaker: Oh yeah. No, yeah. Like I said, you didn't miss much. I just kind of did the introduction. It took me about 17 tries to do the introduction because I didn't know how to act without some jackass interrupting me trying to get the email out correctly. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker: No, I got the email out correctly. You need me to do the email thing. Well, that's what I said. That's what I said. You literally have one job for this entire podcast. Well, you have two jobs. Job number one is turn your camera on and job number two, turn your camera on and be on time. And job number two is to say the fucking email. Well, the thing is like, is like Tanya got home and she's like, how long do we got? I said, we're going to go at five.
Speaker: And we were in the checkout line at 4 .30. And I was like, oh, we got time. And then the guy that was cooking the meat, it doesn't take him that long. And we literally went to the closest store. I could literally walk there in eight minutes. Eight to 10 minutes. But the problem is, is like, he had to throw more charcoal on. And I was like, come on, dude. I was like, fucking biz.
Speaker: Yeah. And then we couldn't get a cab to save our life. So it was like, you know, and then of course you got to unload stuff. And as fine as I am of putting away stuff after the podcast, I can't leave the meat and the chicken out because that's just gross. So so I had to put that away. Yeah. Well, no, I told the kids to do it.
Speaker: See, that's a great thing about when I go to the grocery store. Usually, even when summer comes up here, we'll go to the grocery store. Well, no, we don't take the kids. God, no, we don't take the kids with us. Fuck no. No, but we'll text them or message them on our way back home and be like, hey, we're on our way home, come down and help carry groceries in. And then if summer's here, I just get kicked out of the kitchen and then her and the girls put the groceries away. But when it's just me and the kids,
Speaker: Yeah, well, I'm not allowed in the kitchen when summer's here, period. But when it's just me and the kids, usually the girls help me put stuff away. So yeah, I can come in and get it the way relatively quick. They don't cook for me. Well, they cook for everybody when they're there.
Speaker: No, I've actually gotten pretty decent at cooking. But the thing is, we bought Mexican spare ribs, and we bought what they're called. Leave that open. What's the name of that meat besides the ribs? Is it pork? Oh, it's pork.
Speaker: And dude cooks it right there and you watch him cook it. But the rub they use, they use like that special seasoning rub that he throws it in. It's amazing. They cook all your meat for you or just what it... No, no, no, no, no. Just what you want. You grab your ham, you grab your chicken and whatever. But on your way out, you have the option of like, oh, they're cooking out there. Let's grab some pork chops and some steaks and he'll cook those up. And then they put them in a styrofoam thinking you take it home and eat it.
Speaker: Yeah, well he cooks it you just sit there wait, yeah, yeah And then and then of course he fried up kabong ins for us. Yeah Yeah, the the girls the girls don't always cook The reason that I they started cooking was because I'm trying to teach them some life skills Well, no, of course
Speaker: You know, as I as I've said in the past, that was one of the greatest things that you know that I can remember my mom doing probably one of the only good things that with all our flaws was the fact that she taught me how to cook.
Speaker: Um, because I mean, I have friends that did not know how to cook and when they moved out, I still have friends that don't know how to cook. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't even know my sister can cook at this point. At this point, my older sister used to burn water. My dad's, my dad's idea of cooking was he'd boil hot dogs, cut them up and put them in an instant macaroni. He's like, that's the Dave Hawk special. And I'm like, yeah, I'm good.
Speaker: But, so I teach them, I've taught them how to cook. And then, you know, I have them, they don't cook all the time, especially now since they're only here on the weekends.
Speaker: But, you know, I want to, you know, I want to have them have that in their head that they can, you know, when they move out, much like with my oldest daughter, once she gets her permit, I'm going to do it with all the kids, but she's going to learn how to change the tire. She's going to learn how to put gas in the car because there's a lot of fucking kids. I don't care if you don't teach her how to drive standard. I will literally come up there and punch you in the nose. Well, and that's the problem. Even if it's only emergency situation, everybody should know how to drive standard.
Speaker: because of the emergency situation. If you don't know how to drive standard, you're fucked. Well, and that's not really the case anymore because a lot of cars are not standard anymore. They're not making them.
Speaker: That is true. That is true. So, I mean, now granted, now granted, if I, down the road, if I buy an older car, an older truck, yeah, I'm going to definitely teach them how to, how to drive it. Right. But I'm not going to, I'm not going to go buy a car specifically to teach them how to drive a standard, but you know, like the little, the little things that, you know, the little things like changing a tire, obviously putting gas in your car because there's a lot of fucking kids.
Speaker: Yeah, that kind of stuff, which is the, which is the bare minimum that I can do when it comes to a car. Exactly. The basics, you know, and the changing entire thing is super important.
Speaker: Because you know, I've had those moments where it's like, you know, you blow a tire you're in the middle of fucking nowhere and thank God I know how to change the tire, you know, I'm not saying that you know how to change their own brakes, but that's the thing to know. Well, I mean, no, it's just it's my kid knows. And again, on a lot of these new cars, it's not as easy as it used to be.
Speaker: Oh, no, it's not almost like everything. Apparently, in some Mercedes, if you disconnect, well, obviously, they don't really have it there anymore. But in like the the late 90s, the late 90s, if you disconnect the cigarette lighter from a Mercedes, the car won't start. Yeah, it's a little and a lot of these cars are like that. Right. A lot of these cars these days are all computers, you know, little little little life things like
Speaker: once she starts working and once she starts working and she's driving, she's going to pay her car payment. She's going to pay her car insurance. So I'm going to teach her how to maintain her checking account and everything like that because I was never taught how to manage bills or anything like that. And when I moved out, I mean, you know, I moved out our senior year. I moved into my first place at the beginning of our senior year. And man, those first few months,
Speaker: That was rough. When bills were coming in and stuff like that. You get your big old check and you're like, fuck yeah. And then the bill collectors come and then you're like, wow, I got $3 left. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, but it was just a matter of managing it and how to pay your bills and stuff like that. One of the things I learned right off is like the little things that get you. Like when I first got cable, granted it's different now, but it's like, oh, it's only an extra $2 a month for HBO and it's only an extra $2 a month for this. Those $2 add up fast.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, that's a great thing. I mean, living for the kids now. I mean, she just got to get internet. Just get internet. I mean, you get internet when you get your own place. And we've got Netflix, Prime, Disney, HBO. All the free sites that give you free movies. Yeah, exactly. I'm sure when they move out, like, Hey, uncle Jeff, what's that website?
Speaker: but um so you know that's that's that's that again that's why I I taught the girls how to or I am still currently teaching the girls how to cook so that they know when they move out and they're not they're not spending they're not spending a hundred dollars a week just on
Speaker: eating out all the time. You know what I mean? Because that shit, it really does. It adds up quick and you don't think about it because you're like 10 bucks here, 10 bucks there, 15 bucks. Yeah, exactly. Because you're like, oh, 10 bucks now or I go to spend $400 at the grocery store. But if you literally eat out every meal, that $10 a meal is $40 real quick because you also buy snacks when you go home. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: $40 a day on food is like a lot and like trying to show them in the grocery store that you don't have to buy the most expensive but they're not really comprehending that right now because generic works just as good as it tastes it tastes just the same they're not really saying you can't buy Lucky Charms but you don't you can buy Bob's Lucky Charms you know yeah
Speaker: First of all, first of all, summer will go to the grocery store and spend $900 because summer has to have all the name brand stuff. Yeah. Which I'm like, you know what? I don't, I don't even argue. We actually rendered that problem today. I was told go get spaghetti. I grabbed spaghetti and, and I didn't think about it. I just looked at it. I said, look, this is 800 grams. That's perfect. I only need two of them.
Speaker: Yeah, but they were they were uh, two dollars a piece per bag where the the bags we eventually got were uh, like 70 cents a bag and I had to buy four bags, you know exactly So okay, first of all summer I was not aiming that at you I was just saying in general. I was trying to teach them. I've tried to teach them how to Shop on a budget and not go crazy Chris
Speaker: Summers that she is very specific on her brands and ranch. You don't buy that cheap shit. All ranch tastes the same to me. Oh, no, no, you got to buy Hidden Valley. Sorry. I'm sorry. I disagree with you. It's got to be Hidden Valley. Send it to Chris because he will not understand it. Oh, to you because I might have to have you jump on here real quick.
Speaker: Tanya's got a what the fuck news. She's got a what the fuck news, but it's in Spanish, so you won't be able to understand it, she says. That's what I'm explaining to you. Okay, see if you can hear. She's gonna... You don't have to be on camera, just talk. No. Just give me the headline and I'll see if I can find it. She's right away because she knows you can hear me if she starts talking. If we be quiet, you'll be able to hear. And she's like, nope, nope, nope. And so she just ran away. She's like, no, I'm out.
Speaker: It was really good. We'll save it for Saturday. And I can translate it to Chris. I can, I can, uh, on that trip. Okay. Tell me during the break and that way I can do it during what the fuck news.
Speaker: Yeah. So when we go on breaks, she'll be that way. We don't have to break podcasts while we just sit here and watch. We stare at her. Yeah. Well, that matter. I mean, you can always just give me the English headline and I can try to Google. Well, the problem is it's I believe it's probably something that happened in Mexico. Yeah. It's not like international news. It's like it's like a funny story kind of thing. She says it's hilarious.
Speaker: Okay. Well, maybe I do have a, a, a movie of the week, summer summers and a greens, summers and a grids with you on the ranch, hidden Valley only, but the first time she, but like, see, I can't get hidden Valley down here and the ranch down here, when I buy ranch dressing, it's almost watery.
Speaker: Like it's more milk than ranch, where inbound is nice and thick. So there's a difference. So there are certain things that I have to buy name brand. Like my barbecue sauce. I gotta buy Hunt's Squeezable Honey Barbecue Sauce. It's fucking awesome. Ketchup. I gotta buy Heinz 57. I can't buy Jim Bob's ketchup because it's mostly water.
Speaker: so such a sin to some hidden valley it'll cost you $10 ,000 to ship it the thing is the ranch I've gotten used to the ranch here what I can't get that's what drives me nuts like every time my mom comes down I can tell her I said if you do not come with this don't even fucking get off the plane you can turn around go home
Speaker: Because I want slim gyms, and I used to want butterfingers, but now it's mostly... I used to want Reese's cups, but now we can get Reese's cups here. So now it's slim gyms and butterfingers.
Speaker: If you don't show up with that, don't even fucking get off the plane. Yeah. Like I said, the first time Summer came up here, man, she, she spent like $300 on groceries. And I was like, what are you doing? You don't have to spend that much. That's crazy. But I learned real quick that I'm just not going to argue with her about it. She's going to spend a fortune. She's going to spend a fortune on, on groceries and there's just nothing I can say or do about it. But Dale seasoning is pretty good.
Speaker: I, well, yeah, I had food leftover. I wasn't, I just didn't, I felt bad for you spending that much money. That's all. I think he forgets it. His microphone can still hear him killing his kids. Find my players. My gas tank, my gas tank was leaking. Apparently somebody was messing with it.
Speaker: And like literally I got over there because I was heating up food for the puppies. Because the puppies are weaned off their mom because their mom shits like a fucking... She shits and spins at the same time so it sticks to the walls. She's mean. It's crazy. This dog shoots shits on the wall.
Speaker: She'll sit on the floor. She shits on the wall. So, like if you miss a walk or, you know, three o 'clock in the morning, she's like, I got to shit. I swear to God, she shits on the wall. So I got to scrub walls and there's a pain in the ass. So, we bought like liver, small chicken livers and stuff, livers and hard stuff for the puppies because they really can't eat hard food, but they can eat food.
Speaker: But I turned on the gas and lit the stove and walked away. And apparently somebody loosened the valve where you connect the gas line to the tank and you could audibly hear it from across the room.
Speaker: And it's literally less than two feet away from an open flame So just turn it off. I'll fix it during a break Apparently during a break. I got a bunch of shit to do. We have to play a long song I want my pliers found so I can fix it. Don't worry. I could I could I could I could do this without you Yeah, but
Speaker: No, but I do have a good movie. Actually, I watched it last night for the movie of the week. It's an older movie and I didn't realize how old it was until I started watching it. It stars Jodie Foster. What did you watch? Silence of the Lambs? No, it's older than that, sir.
Speaker: Hell, that's the case. I could have gotten you a 14 -year -old. She's 14 in the movie. Yeah. I watched Candle Shoe. Never even heard of it. It's actually on Disney. It's... Jodie Foster's hilarious. But it's... She gets involved in a long con. She's an orphan kid.
Speaker: And a guy meets her and she's got a certain scar that a missing child in England had 14 years ago. And so they're convincing an old lady that she's her long lost granddaughter.
Speaker: and that she is there's hidden treasure in you gotta turn it down cuz I'm hearing it. Yeah, you're gonna turn that down. Good lord. It sounded like you're right next to it. Holy ****
Speaker: Yeah. With Jeff's 45 -year -old movie, I could have just done a movie. When I started, I was like, I don't know if Jeff's going to be here. I also watched True Grit. But I haven't finished it, so I didn't want to do that. It's actually really good. Yeah, I've seen this one. Well, the thing is, I would watch Jeff Bridges sit there for two hours.
Speaker: Because he's got that perfect cadence in his voice. The dude could read a phone book. I'm like, this is the greatest movie ever. And Matt Damon, he plays a Texan. And he's kind of a dick. But that one boy, Matt Damon, it's about a girl trying to find the guy that shot her father.
Speaker: Yeah, I've seen, like I said, I don't know if I've watched it all, but I've seen - It's funny as Matt, David rips her off the fucking horse at one point and starts spanking her ass. What the hell? He's like, he's like, it's time to, cause she's like, the, the girl's like 13, 14.
Speaker: but she's really mature for her age and she's, she's bossing them around because she's paid them or paid Jeff Bridges' character. And Matt Damon jumps off his horse. He's like, that's it. It's time you learned to mind your elders. He rips her off this horse, puts her over his knee and he starts grabbing a switch. She's smacking her ass. And Jeff Bridges is like, all right, that's enough.
Speaker: And he pulls out his gun and he's like, I will shoot you. It's fucking hilarious. But it's, uh, I haven't finished the movie, but that's why I didn't want to use it. But I watched candle shoe last night. It was funny. Again, another, that movie's super old. Well, that's all right. When I was starting to show it, I was kind of like I can do, I don't want to do a movie that everybody's seen. I want to do something that makes you actually go see a movie, you know?
Speaker: that's the
Speaker: Jodie Foster's running around New York. It's New York because she's on Wall Street. And she's got bell bottoms on and I was like, Jesus Christ, how old is this movie? In the very beginning of the movie, she's standing there bell bottoms. I'm like, fuck, I might have fucked up.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, that's, that's what I was saying at the beginning of the show. I was like, I got a top 10. I've got news, but I don't know if we're going to do a review because I don't really watch anything other than impractical jokers, which I'm like nine years late to that. And then when I got to bed, I watched psych because I started watching that from the beginning again, but outside of that, I'm just, dude, I've been coming home from work.
Speaker: That's our, that's our duo. A little bit. As much as we both want to be Sean, I'm sure. I'm more of a Sean because I'm the one that gets you into trouble. Not that either one of us is Gus, but you know, I'm the one that will talk us in and out of trouble.
Speaker: Yeah. But well, since I since I started working. Yeah. Together. Well, since I started working back at OSU, I get home so early. I just come home and I've been playing Call of Duty like every day. I refuse to play until until Plunder's there. Till Plunder's back on because that's the only thing I like to do because anything else I just get shot and I'm like, well, fuck, now I'm going to start another game.
Speaker: Well I downloaded a new game last night just because it was on the game pass and it's an old Xbox 360 game but it's Alan Wake something or another but it's like this video game where your main character that you play was a writer and he gets sucked into this parallel universe where these
Speaker: is a doppelganger is a bad guy and he can basically rewrite things. And then there's like these shadow monsters that are John candy movie delirious.
Speaker: yeah well it's like it's like a twilight zone episode in a way that the guy's cadence and the way he talks sounds like the narrator from the old twilight show so yeah you got all these like shadow they call them the take in their people but they can only be in the darkness in the shadow and stuff like that because the light hurts them i don't know it's a really weird game but i want to get sucked into it you're safe if you carry a flashlight
Speaker: And he dunks the whole time. That's your weapon. It's not a gun, it's a fucking flashlight. No, you pick up guns and stuff, because the light won't kill them, but it stuns them and kind of slows them down and weakens them. So yeah, you got weapons, you pick up all these different guns and stuff like that. It's a fun game. I just got sucked into it for like three and a half hours last night. It's one of those games that, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I get that. I know games like that. That's like when I first started playing. I know you're going to give me shit for some mention again, but when I first started playing days gone, it's the same thing you get. And the storyline in days gone is actually really good. And then the game. That's all that. Oh, I can't remember the name of it.
Speaker: Oh, what the hell is the name of that damn game? It's one that, no, it's a PlayStation exclusive. Well, I think Days Gone is PlayStation exclusive and so is Horizon. Horizon is really good storyline, but it would take me the entire episode to explain the show, explain the game. It's like 3 ,000 years in the future, but everybody dresses like it's 1490.
Speaker: You know, it's like, yeah, you use a bow and arrow and, but you actually, uh, at one point you explore old buildings and the animals are animals. They're machines. Like there's a giant ostrich machine. It's a really good fucking game. And the storyline is amazing because she's trying to find this doctor that's apparently she's a clone of this document is what you find out.
Speaker: Last of Us is the game that I was thinking of. Oh yeah. I wanted to play that. Which was a really good game. The storyline was amazing and it completely sucks you in. And then they just did a second one a year or two back.
Speaker: But I refuse to play it because I've seen some videos of it and during the gameplay videos and one of the main characters gets off in a pretty violent way. And the girl who's the main character, she's like forced to watch it. And I'm like, how are they going to do them like that? I don't even want to play the game anymore. Yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah, because I like both. Both the main characters were so good.
Speaker: And it was kind of why I got into the game aside from the story, but now they're just going to kill them off. Now I'm out. Days gone. It's two years after the zombie apocalypse and you're literally searching for your wife and throughout the game flashbacks of you meeting your wife and all that stuff. And it's, and.
Speaker: The whole game is you trying to find your wife and all that stuff. Spoiler, she's obviously alive. She died about six months ago. Shit. I'm six months too late. Obviously, you run into your wife, but there are certain parts where it's like, damn, they're heartbreaking. It's really good.
Speaker: and it's storylines like that like my son watches me play it because unfortunately with days gone you can't have multiple games it's one game you can't have like multiples you can't like you know you do one game and i'll do another game no not multiplayer but like like save points
Speaker: Like you can play and I can play at a different time, but we're still playing on the same disc, you know, or same PlayStation. Yeah, it's like Mario kind of thing. The thing is like, my son watches me play it and he's like, he's like, this would make a good movie. I was like, but literally, you just watch the game.
Speaker: Well, that's that's how that. Yeah, that's how that's how Call of Duty and stuff is. Their campaign modes are so good. They're like, you know, you're watching a movie, but you're the main character or you get to control them. So, I mean, that's that's one of the things I'm real big on campaign modes as far as games go. So I'm not I'm not I'm not real big on the online thing, but the but the you know, the the full campaign or career or whatever it's called, depending on what it is, I love it. Yeah.
Speaker: Grand Theft Auto 5, that's been out 10 years, and I still play it because it's that immersive.
Speaker: Even if it's just like, I'm bored so I'm gonna drive around for three hours and just shoot people. And then fuck off. And then shoot, and I get my money. Well you can't do that anymore since they created the whole online thing, because as soon as you go on there, some jackass who spends... Some jackass is hiding, and he spent $40, $4500 on an invisibility suit or some shit, and he shoots you.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, some jackass who plays 24 seven and you can't even go on there and have any fun. Cause the guy just kills you over and over and over and over again. I don't even want to do this anymore. I stopped playing. Call of duty. I stopped playing grand theft auto when they took all the cheat codes and stuff out, because that's all I did. I just go in there and put the cheat codes in and yeah.
Speaker: Get get all the weapons and the monster truck and shit like that I want to watch I'm gonna do it on YouTube because I'm not gonna pay for it again But I want to walk I want to see Grand Theft Auto 3 4 and San Andreas because they've remastered them Where if you buy them now, it's it's like the HD version and
Speaker: And they've done some, they've done some upgrades and some editing. So it's like better graphics. It's, it's more like grand theft out of five in the gameplay, but the same storyline. And I'd rather just watch somebody else play it than actually do it with YouTube somewhere playing that game where I can watch them or Twitch or some shit.
Speaker: Yeah, I've just been kind of mindlessly playing Black Ops or Call of Duty lately just because it's not like I have anything else to do with my life other than just to come home and play video games. So yeah, at this point. Sounds rough. It's a tough job. Somebody's got to do it, right? Yeah, it just gets old. Like I moved the Xbox into my bedroom last week just so I could have a change of scenery.
Speaker: Well, it was more so I could ever change the scenery because when I come home and sit in the living room and I stare at the TV in the wall. And then if I go to my bedroom, turn on the TV, it's the lion bed and we'll stare at the TV. But it's a different wall and I have different things on that wall there.
Speaker: like, Oh, I gotta fix that poster. I got Donald Trump pointing at me telling me I'm the man. So, you know, that is, that is my life in a nutshell. I switched my, my, my video games around. So I get a different, different room to look at for during the loading screens. Yeah. Oh.
Speaker: That's the other problem I have with fucking Call of Duty is it takes forever to load in. Well, yeah, sometimes. To get it. And then, like I said, if you're doing whatever it's called, where Last Man Standing or whatever it is, you get killed the first five minutes, you're like, fuck, I just waited 20 minutes to load the screen to dive right away.
Speaker: I'm literally either the first or the last out of the helicopter every time. Well, that's the problem. It can't be one of the first ones because yeah, you can't be one of the first ones because that's everybody's jumping right off the bat.
Speaker: Yeah, I've learned a lot, but I literally just walk away and wait for the helicopter to push me out. You just need to spend the money and by Call of Duty, the new one that I have, and then we can just play multiplayer and stuff like that all the time. I'm gonna wait on Vanguard for a little bit.
Speaker: But the Call of Duty that I have now that I got, it's based in the 80s. So it's a lot of 80s throwbacks and stuff like that. It's pretty cool, but you just get on there and play a little multiplayer and I'll just carry your ass because I'm a bad man with it. So I'm putting that out there. Any of you fuckers that are listening, then you can, you can roll with this guy and Call of Duty, little Nuketown multiplayer. Let's roll.
Speaker: I'm a bad man. I'm killing everybody and everything.
Speaker: I was playing last night. I was standing in the background holding a grade. Tell me when to throw it. Yeah. Last night when I was playing, there was a guy, him and I went to play a few games together. And the first game we were in, I didn't even know anybody else had a mic. And I have a tendency just to talk shit, just to talk shit. I do too. And he was like, he was like, God damn, Glick, you think you could save some of the same six or save some of them for us? And I was like, what do you mean? He's like, I'm sitting down here at the bottom. Can't kill anybody. Your ass is up there with like,
Speaker: three times as many kills. It's like, you want me to hang back? He's like, I mean, yeah, but I was like, I actually talk with one guy while I was playing plunder. And I was like, you know, I've never gotten a first place. And he's like, well, let's fucking do this, man. He was apparently on my team. I didn't even realize it. And him, me and another guy,
Speaker: ended up taking first place because we just went out to them and I was like, my buddy click told us we go to the prison. There's a shit ton of cash there. He's like, I already cleaned it out. I was like, he's like, get the fucking helicopter. We're going somewhere else. I, he says, we're going across the map. There's another fucking spot. Yeah. I usually, uh, I'm usually the top three of that game all the time. I usually get,
Speaker: I'm usually like a hundred grand shy or something like that. But I'm usually teamed up with some asshole that just wants to shoot people as opposed to collect cash. So me and somebody else has got over a half a million dollars a piece and this motherfucker's got like six bucks.
Speaker: That's the biggest thing about me. I don't, I don't ever take that game that serious. I played with some guys, I played with some guys that take it way too seriously where I'm just like, I'm just, I'm just in here just to talk shit and just fucking - I'm just here to shoot stuff because they don't let me do it in real life. I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I just ran out of bubblegum. That's right. No, but yeah, I finished Kim's convenience.
Speaker: and the show I was talking about on Saturday. And it ends on not quite a cliffhanger, but it's like where it could have been completely wrapped up or set up for another season. But I think, I don't know, I have to take the time to actually look it up, see if it's been canceled or not. Yeah, I am. I haven't started watching it yet.
Speaker: dude, I cannot stop watching the practical jokers man. That fucking show kills me. I was watching it work. I've seen episodes of it and I've always been like, I watched, I watched it. I watched, I watched it when I'm on my lunch break at work too. Jesus.
Speaker: I mean, I don't know, eating lunch. No, I eat lunch. I watch it while I eat lunch. Oh, so. Yeah, it was always. But the fucking show kills me. I was sitting there watching the other day, the guy, the guy that I'm quote unquote training with. He was. I was laughing my ass off. He's like, what the fuck are you watching?
Speaker: And I told it, he was like, oh yeah, that shit's fucking hilarious. I was like, oh, trust me, I know. I can't stop watching it. That's the thing, is like, when I watched Game of Thrones, I waited till the final season came out before I started watching. Because one of the things I hate, and I have this problem now with a couple of shows, is I watched the first season, like I watched Turner and Hooch, and I thought it was hilarious. It was good.
Speaker: wasn't great, but it was, it was, it was what it was, you know, we're spoiled. And exactly. And I'm like, fuck, I need season two. Yeah. I mean, that's what it is at the end of the day.
Speaker: were spoiled because when we were growing up and we was kids, we literally would, you know, Friday nights was TGIF and it was a new episode every Friday night and we waited for it. It was not even that big of a deal or whatever other shows that we watched and then all of a sudden the streaming came on here like, wait, wait, I can watch six seasons of Weekends. Exactly.
Speaker: You tell me if I don't move from my seat and I just hit okay every three episodes. Mind your business Netflix. Yes, I'm still watching it. Well, actually they changed that. They actually put a third option where it's like, don't ask me again and play it. I was like, nice. Well, Prime does that because I wake up every morning. Five episodes.
Speaker: Yeah, I wake up every morning because I just go to bed with my TV on watching whatever I'm watching. And I wake up every morning and it's like, are you still watching this? No, actually I went to sleep, but thanks for asking, Brian. I'm still asleep 40 episodes ago, but okay. Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker: I don't know something about convenience the argument between and and I wish I would have saw it when we talked about it on Saturday, but there's an argument between the Korean dad his Indian friend and his daughter about what the sound of frog makes Because what's the sound of frog makes? But in a different country it's something else I
Speaker: It's an odd concept when you think about it, but I can't really think of an example, except for the Kim's convenience ones, but apparently in India, it's more of a purr, purr. But they don't say ribbit. They say purr, purr, like a frog, where we would be like, you know, ribbit like a frog.
Speaker: And they were arguing and he's like, he's like, they were arguing about the fact that he says, can you believe that kids don't know? Our kids don't know what a frog sounds like. And he's like, yes, a frog sounds like. He's like, no, it goes. And they argued about it. And the daughter comes up and she goes, it's ribbit.
Speaker: And they're like, oh my god, they fucking freak out. It was so funny. They do like a quick opener and then they show the opening titles and then goes into the show. And that's what they did that on like season five episode three or four or something like that. And I laughed for like 20 minutes after of them sitting there arguing about it. It's so funny. I'm pissed that I finished the show.
Speaker: That's the other problem is if you watch a show that's been canceled and you don't know it's canceled until you get to the final season there and you're like, what do you mean it's been canceled that leaves on a cliffhanger? I was going to watch that show, but I found out it was canceled. What is canceled?
Speaker: But I'm like 75 episodes in. Yeah, right. Exactly. I want to fight someone else. And that's the thing that sucks. I mean, you get into the shows and then they just abruptly end. And it's like, well, what the hell is going on here? It's harder nowadays for a show to actually can like. Granted, it's not uncommon for you back in the day, like Fresh Prince Bel Air, which was
Speaker: you know, one of those TGIF style shows. Yeah. It was what, 10 seasons or eight seasons or whatever. Yeah, I don't know. Not uncommon back then for a show to do multiple, even a shit show to do multiple seasons and then be able to wrap it up because it was like either watch this or stare at the wall.
Speaker: because there was, you know, there's only three channels. Now there's so much competition. A good show gets canceled after the first season. And you're like, fuck. Yeah, exactly. It's like, God damn it. I was enjoying that. Now it's gone. Now it's gone away. I like literally, I watched, I watched that, um, that show I talked about the other day where the guy, uh, the upload and I finished the season and I literally got done. And I was like, please tell your God, tell me they're filming.
Speaker: like I'm scrolling on my phone going okay season two has been filmed they're editing I said okay cool yeah I do that I do that a lot with shows and stuff like that I'll you know I'll finish watching a show and be like who's gonna be another season and then I go right
Speaker: Or a movie, I'll watch a movie. I'll watch a movie. And I'll leave it with like, well, I mean, they kind of answered everything, but at the same time, there's still someone. The guy's not dead. Yeah. Then you go ahead and Google it. I've noticed as of late, there's a couple of movies on Netflix that would have been better as TV shows.
Speaker: The movie with Will Smith and the Ogres, that would have made it, it's called Bright, would have made an amazing TV show. They could have dove way deeper into that.
Speaker: And I think that, I think that was talked about originally. And I think they're supposed, they, they, they had talked about a sequel to that movie. I don't know if they're ever going to move forward with it or not, but they did say something about a sequel to that movie. But I guess originally they had talked about making it a, uh, uh, like a limited time miniseries or something like that. Right. Even something like that would be, would be great. Well, actually, um, I heard a rumor and I don't know how true it is, but the man of a million movies, Mr. Nicholas Cage.
Speaker: is uh supposedly signed on to do national treasure three and four and a and show up in a miniseries of the same name i have not seen either one of those movies i love the program if they don't do i don't know what it is about a nick cage movie but even a bad nick cage movie is better than watching a good
Speaker: Tom Cruise. Did you ever watch that? Willie's Wonderland? No, I still haven't seen it. I didn't see it. Are you talking about Top Gun or are you talking about Willie's Wonderland? That's the point. Even a bad Nicholas Cage movie will spark more of a conversation than a good Tom Cruise movie.
Speaker: But it was a, it was a bad movie, but it was one of those. It was so bad that it was, it was kind of good. Not to shit on the guy at all, because I love the man. He's genius, but drive angry. One of the funniest, it's not supposed to be, but it's one of the funniest Nick Cage movies ever. Yeah. I don't think I've seen that. I have, I have looked it up. Oh my God. It's so good.
Speaker: He's driving a blacked out, a full, matte black, 69 charger, which is like the Duke's answer card, right? But it's not his car. It's this chick that he helps out. But he's actually escaped from hell or all this. It's a weird movie, but at one point he's in a motel. They're in a motel and they have separate rooms and he's fucking the waitress.
Speaker: with the sunglasses on and he's barely moving and she's riding him like like it's you know the last eight seconds of Lane Frost's career and this guy comes in and starts shooting and Nick Cage without missing a beat is still able to shoot the guy and continue to fuck this bra it's so fucked up like you're watching it going wait
Speaker: Is he actually enjoying himself or what's going on? It's a weird movie, but it's Nick Cage movies are like, dude, I gotta watch them again. I think it's on that much like Nick Cage needs to do. We're going to take a real quick break. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm going to come back. Find out. Go fix your gas. When we come back, I'm going to jump right into top 10 list. I got a pretty cool one that I've been sitting on for a little bit. And then right from that, we'll run into what the fuck news. We'll let Jeff stop his stuff. Yeah, we'll get that out of the way real quick and then bear with me. I got a couple of stories, couple new stories.
Speaker: But I'll send you I'll send you this because it's all it's got pictures I think So I'll send you this as well or I'll try from her phone So you can actually see it. I might have to do it. Well, we might put it on the Facebook page, but yeah Yeah, something roll that footage Got a little black top moojo for you guys. Enjoy this is off their Off their new album go stream the shit out of it if you're not already and we'll be right back here in just a few
Speaker: Inside, on the outside Day up, down in town, tired Oh, you're the young man, what's wrong with you now? You're still in silence, you don't make a sound Love me, I'm falling one time Oh, rise, mind me, grind
Speaker: Long drinking poison hoping I don't choke
Speaker: If I think it loud enough, do you think she'll know? Jealousy is killing me I'm drinking poison, hoping I don't choke Across the room, I feel sore
Speaker: Drinking poison, hoping not to choke Across the room, I feel so alone now Jealousy Jealousy Yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah
Speaker: That's a good song. Not my favorite, but it's a good song. All their songs are good. I don't know what you're talking about. Anyways, welcome back, everybody.
Speaker: took a little breaky break there. I went down and went out and scarfed some food down my, down my gullet. I grabbed a piece of meat and I was like, well, I cooked my dinner tonight. I was like, Oh, I got time to eat. And I was like, Oh shit. It's, uh, almost six o 'clock. I guess I don't. So I just put it in the microwave and whatnot. I think I can warm it up real quick when, uh, when we get done. Uh, well, I'll wait until we get done. Then I can actually sit down and eat and all that jazz.
Speaker: Yeah. But as I said, welcome back to the show, everybody. If you're not already, then you can be so kind. Go check us out on social media. You can find us at Nonsenseful Nonsense on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, and YouTube and Twitch.
Speaker: And, uh, you can also get every episode of the podcast on, uh, anchor, Spotify, Google play, Apple podcast, basically anywhere and everywhere you listen to podcasts that all you have to do is just Google nonsensical nonsense. Go give us a like and go give us a pound and give Jeff is double thumbing for the week. Cause, uh, we all know how much he enjoys that. And then if you want to, you can email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com.
Speaker: Yes. You give me that email at, um, the email account that he just rattled off. If you'd like to be a guest on the show or reach out to us on Twitter. Um, or if you want to give us some money and we'll, we'll tell you everybody how fantastic your product is. Uh, or if you just want to, yeah, whatever. If you just were like, Hey, here's $200 or here's $7 ,000. Tell, tell us how great, how great I am.
Speaker: We will meet you the king of the world. Yeah, you are. You are so great. But real quick. Seven foot 12. He's got to drive a truck so his cock can fit in it. Speaking of guests, if I can find the goddamn motivation, I do have two people to reach out to. But then I was signed to another guy.
Speaker: he does a couple shows on here. He does a podcast as well and he was a professionally trained wrestler like WWE wrestling. So nice. He'll probably be coming on here in a few weeks even I gotta figure out a date and let him know and then in return he wants while he he said he wants us to come on his football show and I said well it'll be me. So I'll just sit there the whole time going.
Speaker: Yeah. So, it'll be me. I'll go on his show and he he does a weekly football show and uh whatnot. So, uh I'm gonna go on there for him and and hang out and talk to him when I die. So, we got some we got some things. Got some things in the well. I got some things in the work. I won't say we but I have some things in the work for this for us.
Speaker: It'd be like me showing up on that football podcast. Well, sir, that is what we call sponsorships, and then they could give us money, and we will talk about their business. That's what I said. That's what I said. I said, well, if you want to drop a dime, like 10 grand. Well, let's not get crazy. No, no. But I said, look, I'm all down for having somebody on the podcast, but if you just want to talk your business about your business,
Speaker: Yeah. Things for us.
Speaker: It's kind of like by ad space, sir. And then we can make an ad and we can run it during the show. Yeah, like during breaks before the show at the end of the show, we can have a couple different ads and we can run them. At the beginning, middle and into the show. But. No, it's. Like I said,
Speaker: He would be more of a guest for when I finally get K .T. Cam's garage up and running. Yeah. Because, and great guy, and I think he'd be, he'd kill. Because he would, he'd be, like when you and I talk where we talk shit, he'd be right there with us the entire time. I know he would. But it's like, you know, Chris's eyes will glaze over when you start talking about motorcycles. Yeah. Or larts.
Speaker: Yeah, it happens. But, uh, we got a lot of people come down. Yeah, sure. I find it about her that we had a lot of people that come down there, but we are listening to like eight different touches. So we have that, which is kind of impressive. Plus.
Speaker: I don't know how to do it, but it's still impressive. Like I tell you all the time, you would just get onto our fucking Twitter page and make posts. That is the best and it's free promotion because it is what it is with Twitter. You just don't act like a jackass and it's for our show. As long as we're not following anything that's going to trigger me.
Speaker: No, no, trust me. We don't because I'm the one, you know, for the most part, I had a lot of podcasts and sports stuff, some actors, musicians, stuff like that. But, um, speaking of, speaking of stupid people, I know I'm not pops, but I'm going to use the intro. I do have a top 10. I haven't even actually talked to pops in, I don't know, a couple of weeks. Well, yeah, they're in a campground.
Speaker: for like next three months. Which means you know the signal's gonna suck. Yeah. And it's like. Well, they left Saturday. How are you gonna do your job from fucking campground? They left Saturday. I didn't say hi, bye, kiss my ass or anything. So. He's doing okay. But I'm gonna use this intro for the time being because I don't have a top 10 intro because somebody hasn't done it yet. But. No, I'll get on it. I'll get on it.
Speaker: I thought she'd do it. It's my top 10 because it's my show and I do everything and I have a microphone. So here's my fucking top 10, you stupid pricks. I'm going to download that flip right there. That's going to be your top 10. You are welcome. I will download it. You need to send me that in a message so I can literally just blast it out. I don't know who's rolling this.
Speaker: that's perfect where are we where are we at time was we just came back we're in an hour and 20 minutes so and it was great because it was uninterrupted by you so it was perfect it's a perfect sound clip i know that's why i sat there to shut up because i was like this is gonna be changing so it's gonna be hilarious
Speaker: But in the meantime, I do have a top 10. Like I said, I want to roll right into this here top 10 because it's kind of a good one. I've got a couple of good ones that I've been sitting on for actually a very long time. So I want to go ahead and steal Pops' intro. All right. Roll that beautiful bean footage.
Speaker: Nonsensical nonsense presents real men with lack of genius. Today we salute you, Mr. I -Driver Dooley, for no reason. So it's your time to shine. Give us your top 10. I don't have a Dooley. It also shows his face. I know. Well, tonight's top 10, because we love stupid people.
Speaker: And we love stupid criminals. Of course. So I've got the top 10 stupid stupidest criminals of all time. Oh, I bet you're not. Well, we're gonna come out the gate. We're gonna come out the gate with number 10. And I don't know how to pronounce this guy's name. And I don't really care because he's an idiot. But it's a Magaga.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Uh it says uh on a sunny day in March. Uh McGang a 17 year old boy in Omaha, Nebraska. This is this goes back to what we were talking about earlier. Decided to stick a gun in in in the face of a woman who was taking her son to school demanding that she give him her car. She of course obliged and the boy was about to take off when he realized the car had a manual transmission when she was unable to drive.
Speaker: He tried to fumble around with the controls, but after moving the car only a matter of yards in a few minutes, he decided to bolt on foot and was eventually caught by the authority. That's one of those, car was the son of a bitch. Teach your kids how to fucking drive standard.
Speaker: I don't, I don't, would be criminal Sudd, how to, how to drive the stairs. Lord. That's terrible. Nope. Yeah. Number nine on the list. We got Derek Mosley. Okay. Oh, Derek Mosley planning is a hugely important when trying to pull off a prime.
Speaker: and essential and essential to the success of the act that every detail he well thought through through in advance. But Derek Mosley didn't place very high importance on these things before he decided to rob a gun store armed with only a baseball bat.
Speaker: seeing as it was a gun shop, the manager pulled a gun on the would -be robber and kept him in the crosshairs until the authorities arrived. I feel like that should be number one. How did he see that playing out?
Speaker: take all the guns. It's not like gun stores are incognito and you don't know what kind of store it is when you walk because there's big signs and neon lights and everything else. You know what you're doing. It's not like he thought he was walking into a hardware store.
Speaker: Yeah, that is, I wouldn't even walk into a hardware store and try to rob a hardware store with a baseball bat because there are weapons for days in a hardware store. No, but it's not like he was like, I think this is a 7 -Eleven. I'm gonna rob it. Shit, it's a gospel store. Son of a bitch. God damn it, again? That's the time I tried to rob that duck of donuts.
Speaker: Well, you know, you know, you know, the old saying, you know, don't bring a knife to a gunfight. Well, in that situation, it was a baseball match. Either way, it did not work out for him. We got coming in at number eight, old Joey Miller and Matthew McNeely. These men were behind likely the worst and least thought out disguises in the history of crime. When committees were missed.
Speaker: Uh, while committing their, their, their misdeed, they didn't use the mask hoods typical of most criminals, but instead chose to draw on their faces with permanent marker. While they may have made them hard to recognize during the crime, permanent marker is as the name suggests notoriously hard to remove.
Speaker: Which which left the man extremely easy to identify when the police were looking for the culprits the dumb stunt on the duo The dumb start on the duo the nickname dumb and over Jesus
Speaker: Oh, well, I'm sure we thank you.
Speaker: We got Mark Smith. Okay. This is uh breaking into homes can be tiring work but most criminals are smart enough to wait until they get home before taking a nap. Not Mark Smith though. As soon as you said tiring, I was like, I know where this is going. He pulled the he pulled uh old Goldilocks there uh but not Mark Smith.
Speaker: though. In 2007 Smith who was high on value and drunk on vodka decided to break into a home and since he was likely feeling the effects of the drugs and alcohol he consumed curled up for a nap in the homeowner's bed. He was woken up by the local police and sentenced to 18 months in jail. He's a smart one.
Speaker: Right? He Goldilocks it, man. Coming in at number six, we're going to go all the way to Europe. What the fuck was that? Coming in at number six, we're going to go all the way to Berlin, Germany, where Klaus Schmidt in August of 95 decided to rob a bank with a handgun.
Speaker: Now this acted out like a pretty standard bank robbery until the tellers asked him, do you need a bag? To which Schmidt responded, you're damn right. It's a real gun. This made it obvious to the tellers that the robber was deaf.
Speaker: With the new realizations, they sounded the alarm, which notified the police while Schmidt was none the wiser. In a funny twist, Schmidt later sued the bank for apparently abusing his disability. He probably won, too. More than likely, it doesn't say. He's like, I got the money anyways.
Speaker: like just let him off. That's great. Do you need a bag? Yeah, you're damn right. It's a real gun. Oh, just watch this. Oh, my God. Poor bastard. Halfway through the list. We got Mr. James Blankenship.
Speaker: While attempting to break into and rob his own mother's home during broad daylight, James got spooked and went to hide in the crawl space. When apprehended by police, Blankenship was extremely stunned because he didn't think it was possible to be arrested for burglary, I still can't say that word, during the day. That's right, this guy thought he couldn't be arrested for burglary because it wasn't nighttime.
Speaker: I didn't know that you could only burgle at night. I didn't know that was a requirement for burgling. Well, I'm sorry, but if the cops would have showed up, I would have just put down the stuff and stood beside me like, no, I'm just visiting my grandma. Because it's my grandma's house. Yeah, exactly. I'm just here visiting my mom. Leave me alone. This is her house. I was checking the crawl space. I was checking the pipes and stuff in the crawl space for some help. I wasn't burgulating.
Speaker: property. Yeah. I was just checking on mom. I was being a good son. I was doing that money and jewels in that bag or nothing. Yeah. Those are, I got those. I got that jewelry for her as a gift. That's so surprising. She's, it was Mother's Day is right around the corner. Exactly. Thanks for ruining my Mother's Day gift, you assholes.
Speaker: Mom, can I get some bail money? Number four on the list. I just keep getting better man. Number four, Darren Kipton. One of the keys to success when completing a, a burglary. I still, I don't know why I can't say that word. That's okay. I can't say amicably.
Speaker: I don't think I can say that much. Yeah, I can't say it either. I tried to say it like 40 times last night. Nice. But one of the keys to success when completing a bird. Bird glory. Bird glory.
Speaker: What do you want a bird or something? When you want to take something that's not yours, just give the definition. What's your dictionary? Comedians? No, I can't. No. That's why I'm giving you the definition. He walked in and took what wasn't his. Yes.
Speaker: Anyways, when you choose to success when you're burgling is to pick the right target. The best target is likely an empty house while pretty much the worst possible target would be a house full of police officers. Well, the latter is exactly what Darren Kipton decided to choose. The house was selected as his target was already burgled and that was the actual word they used. I didn't fix it so I didn't sound stupid.
Speaker: Uh, the house was already burgled earlier in the evening and thus police officers were already on the scene when kipton tried to break in Also kipton tried to rob a separate house earlier in the day, but cut himself in flit However, he left a trail of blood at the scene and could therefore be identified to that crime Just could you imagine being the cop and you're on the scene filling out paperwork because the house is burgled What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker: Oh, tighten in the box. This was loose. I wanted to fix it. You're trying to open the door and the cop just opens the door. Be like, hi, how are you doing? He's just like, fuck me. On a side note, uh, on a side note, James, uh, says he's sorry that you got cancer and he will say my prayer, say his prayers for you.
Speaker: And summer also said you look like a convict. So Apparently you look like a convict with cancer. There you go. Looks to be you So I'm winning all around here. Yeah, right That's why I'm a winner I'm winning it like god damn it Tiger Blood Speaking of Tiger Blood, you know the dude that sees a duo of Tiger King
Speaker: No, I never watched. Oh my God. I was like, how are they going to do a sequel? So I got to see another train wreck here and I did next week. Absolutely not. Number three, we got Ruben Zarate and a 2008 and 2008 and 18 year old man named Ruben attempted to rob a muffler shop in Chicago.
Speaker: After demanded money, he was told that most of the cash was stored in a safe that can only be opened by the manager. He wasn't scheduled to come in until a few hours later to have himself some trouble. Yeah. To have himself some trouble, Reuben left his cell phone number for the store to call him back once the manager arrived. Of course, the store first called the police and then called Reuben back.
Speaker: When he came back and noticed the police were waiting for him, he engaged in a brief shootout with the cops before eventually being arrested.
Speaker: Probably. Well, I mean, at least he was. That's what I would have done. I'm like, you sound like he was a pretty nice guy. He's like, Oh, okay. No worries. Oh, here's my phone number. Just call me when the manager comes in. Okay. I'll come back. He's like, I'll come back and rob you then. Here's my card. Ruben Zarate. Uh, Robert extraordinaire. Robert extraordinaire.
Speaker: can't nobody hold you up like i can i bring my own bag oh man bring my own bag yeah i come with a ski mask
Speaker: I didn't watch any of the Tiger King James. James said he watched the first maybe two second episode and he was done. He said Reuben was like, I can't believe there's no trustworthy people around. Right? I trusted you. Number two, Mr. Albert Bailey.
Speaker: I'm sorry! That comment was lower! It was a lot of people! Oh shit! Oh, that hurt. Okay, go ahead. Sorry.
Speaker: Guy out here trying to make an honest living. Look at you. You set me up. You set me up, you pricks. Jesus. When I get out of jail, I'll throw three beers. I'm gonna beat your ass. I'm coming back just so you know. It's closed. This is how Dunkin Donuts full of cops. He's like, I'm back. Shit.
Speaker: Take me back again. Call me. Call me when all the cops leave. Here's my car. What time do you guys close? In 2010. There's something over there. Go get it. I'm gonna steal his money. Yeah, right.
Speaker: Number two is Albert Bailey. In 2010, Bailey was an unnamed juvenile accomplice decided and an unnamed juvenile accomplice decided to rob a bank in Fairfield, Connecticut. But in an attempt to speed up the process of the crime, Bailey called the bank in advance to let them know they were coming to rob it. His obvious intent was to give the bank plenty of time to get the money ready so he could just pick it up and leave quickly.
Speaker: Of course, the bank decided to call the authorities and notify them of the robber's arrival. And the two men were arrested by police without incident. So you got Ruben before everybody that's in here. Like, you know, when a bank rabbit goes wrong, they're like, dick costages. Everybody in there is a cop. And he's like, fuck, I'm fully fucked up.
Speaker: Well, I called him and let him know. You did what? I'm going to kick your ass in jail. You're the first motherfucker I used to have. Really? I will sharpen that bitch tonight. Really cases make all wrong. I don't know why all these cops are here. You know, I even tried to do him a favor so we could get in and out of there. Well, you ever see the movie? No. With Paul Hogan.
Speaker: He goes to rob the bank, but he goes in at like five o 'clock, and he's like, stick up your hands, and then somebody else walks in the door. And he's like, get over there. And then somebody else walks in the door. And he's like, what the hell is going on? He's like, it's closing time. All the shop owners do their deposits from five to six. You should come back after six.
Speaker: That movie's hilarious. It's Cuba Gooding Jr. He doesn't say a single word the entire movie. He plays a mute and he does it so well. Nick Cajun at Willy's Wonderland or whatever it was. I wonder if he didn't say a word in the whole movie. No, but he plays a mute and he's literally Paul Hogan with Crocodile Dundee. It's the Wild West.
Speaker: And Cuba Gooding Jr., it becomes his sidekick to rob all these banks. But at one point, his first bank he robs, Cuba Gooding Jr. shoots himself in the foot. And he just sits there and goes, stream it, but nothing comes out. Nice.
Speaker: I'm gonna find you the link and all of a sudden you clip that that scene but he just he just opens his mouth as wide like you would scream but nothing comes out well number number one on the list of dumbest criminals that award goes to Chris and Jeff are stealing batteries from Walmart that would be fucked up
Speaker: What's going on, Tony D? No, number one goes to Dennis Hawkins. The stupidest criminal out has got to be Dennis Hawkins, a 48 -year -old man who tried to rob a bank in Pittsburgh, Shitsburg.
Speaker: Hawkins clearly didn't get the memo about needing a good disguise that can quickly blend into the crowd after the crime. As he chose a woman's blonde wig, fake breast, and bright clown pants, even worse still, in his failed attempt to pretend to be a woman, he didn't even take the time to shave his facial hair. As if the man wasn't noticeable enough,
Speaker: he drew even more attention to himself when he tried to steal a car from a nearby gas station where the attendant called then or the attendant then called the police who apprehended Hawkins soon after I mean
Speaker: Well, that guy probably would have gotten away with it this time, like in 2021, because he could be like, I identify as an idiot. I don't know if you've seen that GameStop video.
Speaker: Yeah. What are that? It's my own. I support your your decision to but your voice is deeper than mine. I hate to break it to you bro but in no way shape or form will you ever be a man. Actually the funniest thing about identifying there's a there's a
Speaker: a TikTok video. It actually was a YouTube video, but it's a demonstration on how cops actually deal with multiple suspects. And it's a black kid and a white kid. And he goes, white male, take two steps forward. And of course, they both start moving. And he says, I said white male. The black guy is white.
Speaker: That is your top 10 of the stupidest criminals criminals
Speaker: You know, I've done some dumb stuff, but that top 10 list makes me feel like I'm fucking Albert Einstein. I just love the, I love two and three. The one guy who's like, oh, the manager's not here. Well, here's my number. Call me when he gets here. And then the other two dummies are like, we're going to call the bank in advance. Hey, just so you know. Hey, it's Bob. I'm coming to rob you.
Speaker: is like, sure, Bob, I'll have everything ready for you. I just brought these around the back in 20 minutes. Let's put all the money in the bag. Hey, Jim, call the cops. We're going to get set up fucking video cameras. We got to get this on film. Hey, it's Bob. Is this first national bank? Yeah. How can we help you? Yeah. I'm about 20 minutes away. I'm robbing you guys. So if you could get that already, that'd be fantastic.
Speaker: Yeah. Add that. Add that to Bob's list of. Bob's resume. I've been sitting on that one and I figured, you know. That's a good one.
Speaker: And because before you took over before you before you use, you use, you started to do the top 10 and then fucked it all up. And then we let pops take our ride already planned on starting to do them anyway. So I put a bunch in my back pocket.
Speaker: So I guess I'll pull those out while we're waiting on pops to figure out what's going on with pops or all that fun jazz. I got a few. We'll have to pull that audio so that we can use that for my top 10 opener. Because I have a top 10 list and a microphone, so you'll sit there and listen.
Speaker: That's hilarious. That's how I roll. That's how I roll, man. I mean, I understand the need for planning in a robbery. Planning by calling them. That guy got to jail and they're like, so what are you in for? He's like, I robbed a bank. They're like, oh. They catch you in the end. He's like, no, I never even saw the money.
Speaker: Well, I called him ahead of going like, oh, you know what, dude, you're not even worth stabbing. I mean, I was, is that how they did bank robberies during COVID? Since you can only do curbside. Exactly. I don't know. But also the guy rubbing, robbing the gun store with a, with a bat.
Speaker: It doesn't take a rocket science. No, this is a bad idea. Like, hey Chris, I'm gonna rock a fucking gun store. Oh yeah, what are you gonna take? You know, Uzi, tech nine, what? I'm gonna take a baseball bat. Like, can I go and watch? Let me go first and set up this GoPro.
Speaker: I can only imagine the guy busted in the door and like pointing the ball back like, this is a robbery. Swings it or swings it around a little bit. I'm taking everything. Meanwhile, the guy behind the register is like, so what are we doing here? I've been waiting for this. Fucking what? How about how about you? Go ahead and get down on your belly. Assume the position and don't move because this is going to hurt you.
Speaker: There's actually a video and it's an older video. It's like security footage and I'm saying early to mid 2000s, like 06, 07, where these kids robbed a gas station. Yeah. You know, they're like 17, 18 years old. They rob a gas station and then they go to hide from the cops. So they run across the street to a gun store and go in.
Speaker: and they're waving their gun around like good you guys just be quiet while we wait for these cops to leave and they're like and everybody in the store including like a 70 year old grandmother got ourselves a Mexican standoff here boys not even because it was two guys versus like 25 people
Speaker: Well, they quickly did the math and went we don't have enough bullets We're not that fast I know I mean People it's a lot of these like gas station robberies and stuff like that Quickie marks and whatnot. It doesn't seem like there's a lot of thought process that goes into it much like What are you gonna get two three hundred bucks?
Speaker: Maybe. Maybe if you're lucky. Yeah, if the because they only keep a death wish and has a gun as well. Well, and that's the thing. But I mean, most gas stations are like the gas station or a little quickie marks and stuff. They can only have so much cash in their register. They have to drop it or otherwise, you know, because they'll get notifications, alarm and I think they won't be able to bring anything up. Well, yeah, because because like
Speaker: Even here, the OXOs, they have a safe, it's a roll top where you put it in and you can't reach back in. And like they can't ring anything up until they take out X amount of pesos out of the register.
Speaker: Yeah. And it seems like every time I fucking go in there, that's what they're doing. So I'm sitting there going, I just came for a fucking pack of cigarettes. I got to sit here for five minutes while you fucking count out 5 ,000 pesos. Yeah. And nine times out of 10, nobody in that store can even open that big ass safe. So yeah, you might only get a couple hundred bucks if that, but like, much like that story we were talking about a couple of weeks ago, uh, where the kid ran in there and that Marine was in there. And I didn't see that video if I finally, by the way, think
Speaker: Well, yeah, that kid didn't even pay him no mind. Yeah, he didn't care. Yeah, he didn't pay him no mind. He ran in there, pulled the gun, and before you knew it, the Marine had busted him right in his cocksucker. I was like, Jesus Christ! But the dude's buddy, the dude's buddy, falling over himself. I'm taking out the door. I fucking lost him. I'm laughing. He's like, oh, shit! That motherfucker almost killed himself. He could not get out that door fast enough. That shit had me.
Speaker: It's like maybe 10 15 seconds because it comes in the guy takes gun the other guy falls on his ass trying to get out the door. Like he lost traction on his sandals or something. Yeah. Well, speaking of stupid people and news stories. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm going to tell you a couple of stars. Come on, man.
Speaker: Come on, man. So he's apparently going to throw a fart at Tony D. I don't know what that's all about. But go get Bob. You get Bob off of his out for his work. He's got the jet and everything fired up. He's still standing in the bank trying to rob him, but the alarm's going off. We're going to go out to, it looks like, good old England here. Oh, nice.
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Speaker: Yeah, I've seen that. On the left -hand side of Ombertsley Road and Warchester, drivers are told not to exceed 50 miles an hour. But they are ordered to keep to 30 miles an hour the stretch of road solids speed limit reduced after the new housing estate was built. But the confusion has been caused by only one side of the street being painted over. Motors, I guess they paint their speed limit signs over there.
Speaker: Yeah, they like the plate like 30, but it's like 10 feet tall. So the 30 is 10 feet long. So you can actually see it. Yeah. The structure road solid speed limit reduced after a new housing estate was built. But the confusion went a little lower. Motorist Grace Taylor said, it's completely stupid. One side of the roads you can go at 50 miles an hour while leaving you have to stick to 30 miles an hour.
Speaker: The council need to make up their minds. The 50 mile and 30 mile an hour road markings are even next to each other. Oh, fantastic. You know some idiot is painting this on the road going. Should we do something by the side? No, we were told to do this. You know who told him to do that? Apparently Bob works for the road department. Bob's cousin was like,
Speaker: Nope. Not your job. Don't worry about it. I got this. Surely someone would have noticed when they were painted and already very busy road has been made more confusing. My sat nav, I'm assuming her GPS almost had a nervous breakdown when I drove to see my mom in one direction, but had to slow right down on the way. Wait a fuck.
Speaker: Son of a bitch. Yeah, actually, the road signs here, they actually have normal signs like we do in the States. But they, it'll say, of course, it's in kilometers. Now 60 miles an hour is about 100 kilometers an hour. So it'll say 100 and then literally 20 feet further, it'll say 60. And it took me like three months to realize this because
Speaker: that 60 is for the off -ramp. But it's not like an off -ramp like you would think an off -ramp was. It's more like a road that slowly veers off to the left. Like a lane that slowly veers off to the left. So on the main highway, it does that a couple of times. And I would literally be driving on a highway at 100, and then slow down to 60, and then go back up to 100, and then back to 60, and people behind me would get pissed.
Speaker: I mean, there's nothing you can do about it. You gotta, you gotta follow the, the fucking speed limit, I guess. I don't know. She's going to throw farts at you, dude. I don't even know what that was all about. That's interesting. Yeah. I'd like to understand the technique in throwing a fart at someone. You basically fart in your hand and throw it. I get that.
Speaker: Well, we got a couple of little leftover Halloween stories for you. Oh, okay. A couple, and I don't know what the hell this means, but okay. A couple was gobsmacked by police for Halloween display. Oh, okay. It's gobsmacked is a fancy word to say shocked. I'm assuming this must be like another English story.
Speaker: But a couple were left gobsmacked after police visited the house, followed and complained about the Halloween decorations. Joe Flower said officers asked her and husband, Rob, to tone down their spooky display at their home. And Licentchester, whatever. Oh, fair enough.
Speaker: Shorten the names and dumb them down. The police suggested that the officers relented after they discovered that the decorations had been put up for charity.
Speaker: Flower told officers that the display had been erected for a charitable cause and refused to take it down on principle. She adds that the couple had never previously received a complaint about their annual displays. They told the BBC News, I was shocked someone complained. If several people said it was a bit too much, we'd tone it down. But no one around here has had a problem.
Speaker: It's the kind of place where people would come and say something to you. We're not too upset anymore or at anyone. We just wanted to raise some money for charity. I wish I would add pictures, but... Well, actually there's a... I saw a thing on Facebook, something similar happened where this guy, he did a scene where it looked like somebody had dropped a safe on somebody else's head.
Speaker: Cops got called There's literally pictures of cops and they're sitting next to it pointing at it and they're all all for laughing Yeah Like that's actually kind of cool, dude He obviously put a balloon down and drop this fake safe on it so this splattered out because it looked like splatter and
Speaker: Mm -hmm Tony are in the chatter's box talking about throwing farts at each other But apparently summer can't throw farts at anybody right now because she just shit herself No, I'm getting shit thrown at me, I don't know what I do once again once again if it's on your property What are the cops gonna do like fuck you go away? Yeah, but you know the world we live in I
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. I'm like, go away. I want to get the hose. Go have a donut. Well, it's not like cops have guns in England anyway, so. That was another thing. It was like, what are you going to do? Use your little dazer.
Speaker: Anyways, let's come on back here to the States. This is just kind of where the normal people are Where crimes don't make sense, but but you get oh, just kidding. We're staying in the UK. Just we're staying in the UK We could we could just we could just go get on the way to fly around because yeah, oh God, what did I do? Oh there it is
Speaker: Yeah, it is in the UK. So homes on roads called Elm Street sell for less than average. In the UK sell for 42%. Yeah, buy it all. I live in my own houses on every Elm Street in the entire country.
Speaker: But in the UK, the houses on Elm Street sell for 40 % less of the average as buyers are haunted by the legendary horror franchise. It just sounds like English people are pussies. Pretty much. I mean, we got the, oh, your Halloween decorations are too scary. And oh, I don't want to live on Elm Street because of a goddamn movie that's not fucking real, you idiots. And to be honest,
Speaker: Watching the original Nightmare on the Street now, not as scary as it was in the 80s.
Speaker: in the eighties it was like god it was amazing in the eighties you were a kid it's still an amazing film franchise it's still an amazing movie series i love it it is oh i'm not shitting on the movie i'm just saying the special effects are like yeah i can do that in my bedroom right now and i mean the special effects the special effects were pretty damn good on that movie considering when it came out i mean that's what i'm saying but but if you're watching it get out of my head i was just getting ready to say because you
Speaker: Yeah, go ahead. I know it's still good. I enjoy it. I was just getting ready to say before you would not so rudely interrupted me and not shut the fuck up was Dream Warriors. I think it's Nightmare on Elm Street for Dream Warriors is the best movie and it has the best
Speaker: song from any movie ever. I believe Dokken did the song. But in the comments, oh, it was three. Yeah, it was three. I can't remember which one it was. In the comments, when I was trying to spit that out, Tony put in Dream Warriors was the best.
Speaker: And I think it was Dokken that did the song for that movie. That damn song was so good. The video was so good. And nothing like Freddy grabbing that chicken, lifting her up and shoving her head right through the TV. Yeah, it was gross. But yeah, it says, the new research has revealed that properties sell for far less due to the ongoing popularity of a nightmare on Elm Street horror franchise where teenagers in a fictional town of Springwood are murdered in their dreams and in real life by the bird killer Freddy Krueger.
Speaker: Played by Robert England analysis by Yorkshire building society studied residential property sales from the last decade in the UK with the biggest proportional difference seen in the county of Durham. And only one Elm Street in Britain in Ferndale South Wales did home sell off for an average price that was higher than typical for the area.
Speaker: Uh, Ben Merritt, a senior mortgage manager, uh, at the Yorkshire abilities society added, it seems that some houses prices may be affected by the superstitious market. We, we know that all kinds of reasons can affect prices. Yeah, maybe.
Speaker: Or maybe you should get a real job and stop worried about stupid shit like that. Who gives a fuck? You said that it seems like the horror franchise has affected the homes in those areas on Elm Street. But it's like, can you imagine you come home like, what'd you do today, Dad? I analyzed the price reduction on Elm Street houses. Well, what would you - Dad, your job sucks ass.
Speaker: Would you rather be the guy who conducted that research, or would you rather be the guy that did the research that says people with larger noses have larger penises? Exactly. That's what I'm saying. It's like, how bored are you that you're like, we need to do another study to keep our jobs. I got an idea. Yeah, right. Oh, shit. God damn it, Bob. Shut up. Yeah, right.
Speaker: So yeah, it's like, I mean, I get it. If you own a house on Elm Street, you might as well just fucking keep it because you're going to lose money. But it's like, if you don't want to buy the house, don't buy the house. And if you want a cheap house, buy one on Elm Street.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. I can't believe that a movie that came out 30 years ago, 30, 40 years ago, you know, is having an effect on the market in 2021. Yeah. You know, this was a decade long research. I don't know how that movie is affected. I mean, not unless the movie just came out in England. I mean, I don't know how backwards they are.
Speaker: They're like, we just saw Titanic yesterday. Have you seen Titanic yet? Like, yeah, in high school. But you're 40. I'm like, yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Calm down there, Chief. I just watched this new movie. It's so great. It's Star Wars theaters. Yeah.
Speaker: You talk about a lot of movies like no Star Wars episode four. I'm like, wait, what? The end of the twist at the end where the bad guy was the good guy's dad and then he made out with his sister. Well, it blew my mind. What have you been on a fucking coma? He's like, no, I just saw it in the theater. Yeah, it just came out.
Speaker: other fuckers stupid out there but a couple years ago I don't know speaking of that real quick a couple years ago there's this on vine there was a video that came out where this this guy had convinced his new girlfriend that the Star Wars franchise was
Speaker: And she was crying. I'm not laughing at that. But she was crying at the fact that Vader was the dude's dad. I was like, really? I'm not laughing at that. I'm laughing at the anonymous message that I just got because I will leave my sources anonymous in this. Are you going to bed already, baby?
Speaker: Summer such it's gonna be another night. We don't go to bed together. I love you, too I just got a message from an anonymous source that said that they They reported Kevin Holly's live That's what he gets for posting on our page
Speaker: Well, we had that conversation. We had that conversation because we've only done it one time where I really chewed his ass out and that was when we were both live at the same time. And I've never done that to him. And I told him, I said, I will never post when you're live at the same time. You know, if you want to post afterwards, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: I'm drinking out of both of them. I've got this one. Double fisting. Yeah, I've got water in one and I've got pop in the other and I'm using both of them. Where's the beer? Are you sick? No, I'm broke. They touched me right in my Buckeyes.
Speaker: Nice. So show us show us on the Brutus Hall where they touched you. Chris. Yeah, exactly. Right on my buck, guys. Right there. Whoa. This guy's weird. Should we have really hired him? Too late now, suckers. I'm in.
Speaker: Probation period's over, boys. Give me that severance. You might get rid of me. Probation's over. Look at my dick.
Speaker: No, we've had that discussion about people who surprisingly have been able to keep their jobs at OSU because I worked there 15 years ago or so. And in all honesty, not much has changed. I mean, it's the same thing. It's just gotten bigger. The campus has gotten bigger. I mean, it's basically its own city at this point. Before it was its own town in the middle of Columbus. Now it's a city on its own, pretty much. It's a suburb of Columbus.
Speaker: Yeah, but today we were talking about stupid people who worked there and I guess a while back a guy showed up on a Saturday drunk as hell.
Speaker: Nice. Thought it was Friday and thought he was coming to work. He came to work, clocked in, got one of the state trucks, drove over to the library. And this library is like a multi -billion dollar library. It's impressive. It's actually a really cool building because every book they have in there, for the most part, they have in like 40 different languages. It's crazy. Nice.
Speaker: So I mean, you know, they've got a lot of stuff in there. In German, they got it. Yeah. So so it's like, it's really cool. And it's like kind of there. It's kind of like their pride and joy right now is this library is newer. But I guess there's cameras everywhere. And this guy, it shows them on the camera showing up walking into the building and then he went somewhere and just decided to go to sleep.
Speaker: And supposedly he is still employed by OSU because that is how hard it is to get fired. His name is Christopher Glick. No, it is not. Uh, I only showed up to work slightly buzzed, maybe a little bit tipsy one time and I was, I was on call. Good.
Speaker: I was on call, I worked at OSU, I was on call and we went to a, it was like Memorial Day weekend, Labor Day weekend or something, but we went to a cookout. Oh, okay.
Speaker: I got called in and basically and so I had to go in and I had one of my buddies drive me. And it was to one of our like, it was like one of our incognito buildings because they did animal testing and whatnot and you know how PD is. So it was a pretty secure building and I accidentally set the alarm off.
Speaker: It was all I had to do was go in there and hit a button, which I've never done a job drunk, but I've gone over. Yeah. I wasn't drunk by knowing something. I only had like, I don't have like four or five years. The difference is, you know, the difference between, you know, when your limit is hit and you're like, if they would cause you any plaster, you'd be like, yeah, I'm not coming.
Speaker: Well, being on call, I would have never got plastered. I just had a few beers at the cookout while we were eating and everything like that. But I mean, I had had enough to where I didn't want to drive, but my buddy took me. We were just 10 minutes away, but he took me and then the cops showed up. They're like, what are you two doing here? I was like, I work here. I have a fucking badge and I can do whatever I want.
Speaker: Now hold my beer. Take a second. Come on. I gotta go check on this alarm. Leave me alone. And I guess supposedly the guy is still there. And then one guy who used to work on first shift, now works on third shift, I guess he would
Speaker: Literally do nothing at all except for just walk around the buildings and now on third shift He's got like his he works third shifts that he set up in one of the buildings I'm gonna be taking over in the first shift and whatnot and We went up there today So the guy worked with could show me like my like where I could have my little office area And these motherfuckers got like a gym set up there like a like an old school like prison Yeah, he's got like a
Speaker: He's got like a, like a, like a prison gym, man. He's got, uh, ratchet straps, uh, tied to the wall and like rings. And then he's got weights made out of like different mechanical equipment. Yeah. This is like, what the hell? He's got, he's got, he's got like the, the, the four wheel, uh, dollies that you put stuff on to move around, like big file cabinets and stuff. Like the, the, the.
Speaker: you make out two by fours and it's got the wheels or whatever. And he said, I am pushing around. He's got those there that he uses for his workout. I'm like, so this is what they pay the guy to do is just come to work and work out. And I was like, huh, pretty much. I'm like, Jesus Christ. I love this job. Fair enough. I get his job. I should do the podcast during the workouts and literally get paid. Uh, I mean, typically no, it's not, it's not normal for your Chester.
Speaker: I mean, probably was it hurting for after vomiting? Well, yeah, I would imagine after vomiting Yeah, your whole body's gonna hurt because you got there's nothing worse cuz your your muscles like spasm Yeah Then your throat burn Burn like a motherfucker. That's I I would I would assume that's what it is. It's probably Harper. I
Speaker: Well, no, it's probably just from throwing up all the muscles and everything. Like when you're even and as much as she was throwing up, her body's just probably feels like it's gone three or four rounds with Tyson. Or done seven billion crunches.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, yeah, it's going to hurt. Like next thing you know, Summer, you're going to have abs. You have better abs. But violently, violently vomiting, as she said, it's kind of like, it's kind of like when you're in a car accident, it might not hurt that day. But then the next day or two afterwards, you're like, what the fuck? Why do I hurt so bad?
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, you're working at double tomorrow. Fuck all that bullshit. Gross. Hey, what's going on? A Facebook user. I don't know why I'm not getting, I don't know why I'm not getting notifications on Facebook, but it might be from one of mine. Uh, no, that's on her. Oh, how you doing? Um,
Speaker: But yeah, I mean, that would be my best guess. That's still to why your chest and everything. It's probably all that heaving because it's almost like going to the gym, working out really hard, but you haven't been in the gym in like three years. And then the next day later, you can't lift your fucking arm. Oh, why does everything hurt? You walk around like a zombie just trying to
Speaker: pick up a soda can. I'm not even thirsty. Why does everything fucking hurt? I never go back to the gym again. I know those feelings. I hate that.
Speaker: Speaking of that, that is honestly what I need to start doing rather than coming home and sitting my fat ass down and playing Call of Duty because not only that, but it will also get me out of the house so that I could not have to be stuck in here all the time. Yeah. Yeah. As much as when you first start doing home all the time,
Speaker: It's like, this is gonna be awesome. After like the first month, you're like, okay, I'm bored. Well, that's just, I mean, that's just all I do is anyways, it's go to work and come home, go to work, come home, go to work, come home. Yeah, but now you have so much more free time in the afternoon. You're like, yeah. And, you know, and unfortunately, you know, it's not like I have my kids as much as I did before. I only have them on the weekends now. So, I mean, it's not like they're here a couple of days during the week. They're just here.
Speaker: Friday and Saturday and then I take them home Sunday evening. So why did you do vomiting? But with that being said, question everything. Why did I get out of bed? Yeah. What the hell is going on here? Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, well, how you doing, Tina? Welcome, welcome. She said it was worse than when she was up here and she got sick. And that was pretty fucking bad. So I can only imagine. I can't speak, but if she was hallucinating. Words are hard, man. Words are hard.
Speaker: I'm trying to say. I'm trying to say burglary. I can say burglary, right? You know what? Another word that gets me one every once in a while is specific. Yeah, sometimes. Oh, you know what? I bet that she said the audio wasn't working on Facebook. They probably muted us some motherfuckers. Yeah. Because you were in and out a lot. Were you like in and out of consciousness?
Speaker: Jeez. Huh, crazy. Nobody's talking about, what the fuck you got? COVID sounds like a vacation. Yeah, right? Hallucinations, blacking out. Compared to what you got, good God.
Speaker: COVID was an occasion where that's it. But yeah, Facebook probably muted our audio because they're assholes. We played music by a man, Blacktop Mojo, who gave us permission to play their music. And then every show, Facebook mutes us. So we have to go fight them every damn show. Yes. And I post to six different Facebook pages.
Speaker: And I have to submit a thing six times. It's like, well, and that is another, again, that's another reason why you need a laptop because, oh, thank you for that. I appreciate that. Because all those pages that you, that you post on, if anybody's commenting or anything like that, we don't see any of it. Yeah.
Speaker: Summer says, yeah. Summer said COVID was a dream compared to what she got after all this. I was like, somebody call Fauci because. Yeah. What is this stomach bug? Yeah. What is this God forsaken stomach bug? We need quarantine.
Speaker: Yeah. Hey, you know what? I let them back. I let them back at Ohio State. I say, bring on a second wave of COVID and quarantine our asses again because apparently at OSU, they worked a week and then they were off for three weeks and got paid. Nice. That rotation. And nobody was on campus. I'm like, shit, man. I wish I was here for that. I can walk around. Yeah, nobody's there bitching and complaining.
Speaker: Damn, pneumonia three times. I don't think I've ever had pneumonia. I've never had pneumonia. You know, my cousin, he got alcohol poisoning like three times. Is that what they said it was? Maybe it was an ammonia stomach bug? I don't know. What'd you say about your cousin? He had alcohol poisoning like three times. You know, I've never had alcohol poisoning.
Speaker: And I was about to say the same thing. I've never had that. And I used to drink my face off. I was like, dude, how much of a fuck were you drinking? I probably have had, oh, she had pneumonia and then the stomach bug. Okay. Oh, okay. Some of it. I probably have had alcohol poisoning before, but I just, I just cured it by drinking more, so. Yeah. I'm just building up a tolerance doc. Yeah.
Speaker: You have alcohol poisoning. Don't worry. I have antibodies now. They'll fight it. Exactly. I'm a natural immunity there, Doc. You are not shaving your head. It's called buchonate. I do not know. It's called white claw. White claw. There's no law when you got the claw. I've never had white claw. Someone said she's not shaving her head.
Speaker: She will shave her beard, but not her head. There you go. Shave your beard. Just don't cut the unicorn's tail, or the ponytail. That's not cool. Yeah, the unicorn's main. Thank you, Gina. We try. We do. She said we are funny. We are so funny. She's being sarcastic. We just don't realize this. Maybe.
Speaker: She's like, aw, look at the re -dogs. I'm going to tell them they're funny. Aw, they're so funny. Look at the dancing monkeys on the screen. I'm going to tell them they're funny. You can't read sarcasm in a text. She's like, huh, apparently we're funny. She's like, no. She said she's honest. Honestly, it's sarcastic. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: I'm honestly lying. Apparently the doctor, I don't know why the doctor was touching summer's legs yesterday, but apparently he touched her hairy legs yesterday at the hospital and he said, no shave, November. Sounds like lawsuit to me. No doc, I'm not shaving my Buckeyes this year.
Speaker: They said they said when they're not shamed it keeps their hands warm I don't know what that means, but they told me if I want to keep my job Keep the hell is he how do you touch some of these legs to check if they're dehydrated? You actually press on you press on the skin and if it discolors
Speaker: You're purposely hydrating me. You do the same thing with the gums on dogs.
Speaker: All right. You press on it. If it discolors and recolors right away, your dog's not dehydrated. I was thinking of something totally different. Spread the legs. Oh, yep, it's a little dry in there. You're definitely dehydrated. Let me spit on it. Let me spit on it and hydrate you. I'll go spit on it and hydrate you real quick.
Speaker: Don't worry, they're being smart. Try pulling that one off of the bedroom. You were dehydrated! He's like, you just spit on me!
Speaker: You're being, you're being smart. They're being smart. I'm, I'm just the odd guy out here. They're like, no, your skin is sunk in. Also, the skin will pit. Needless to say, I was evidently hydrated. Yeah, you were probably definitely super hydrated. Jeez, where have you two been? We've been a lot of places. We've, we've, uh, we've lived life. We went to the school of hard knocks. Yeah. So Tina said, jeez, wherever you guys been in summer since they are dumb.
Speaker: Well, I'll tell you what, Tina, we go live every Wednesday and Saturday night. Wednesday nights we go live from 6 to typically 8, 8 .30. And then Saturdays we go live from 8 to... Question mark. I don't know. Until we can't keep our eyes open now.
Speaker: We're going to do it live at Saturday night. We're like, so it's Sunday noon, we're going to sign up now. We slept six hours. It's just six hours of video.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, you know, Summer said, if you ever need to feel smart, just watch the previous podcast. Yeah. Just listen to the previous podcast. In one podcast, we spent two hours talking about how much we want to rail Ryan Reynolds and how much his wife is a bitch. Exactly. Thank God, Jeff's mom quit listening before that.
Speaker: I'm so worried too. I was like, oh my god. You were worried about your mom. Not all the people on the interwebs that would hear that episode. You were worried about your mom. There's a difference between embarrassing yourself like that in front of your parent or a bunch of strangers. Bunch of strangers. I remember these people.
Speaker: So Tina said, geez, that's gee, Summer. That's me. Basically, I don't know that we're dumb. And Summer said, I'm engaged to the Browns fan. I don't have to be nice anymore. She's got her punishment. Yeah. You're stuck with me forever. Tying you like them apples. But I don't have to worry about being embarrassed in front of my parents or anything like that. I mean, hell no. We took care of that.
Speaker: 15 episodes ago. Yeah. When, when Joe was showing your thingy. 20 minutes of Joe show. Just show him your thingy. Just show him. I'll just describe it. Here. I'll show him for you.
Speaker: Look at Christmas thingy, everybody. It's right there. It's on the camera. Joe's my stepmom. Pops, my dad, he was doing the top 10 on here, but they're in the process of moving and all that jazz. I don't know when he'll be back, but in the meantime, I'm covering the top 10, but they would come over from time to time. Yeah, bring me beer and all that stuff. Summer said that was funny when Joe was doing it.
Speaker: Oh, it was hilarious. I mean, but what made it worse is when we got your pops talking about sex. Oh, yeah. The look on your face alone was priceless. Somebody fucking break into the apartment right now. Please, I won't even resist. Just get me out of this car.
Speaker: Just call ahead and let me know. I'll be waiting at the door. Summer said she loves Joe, that the thingy episode was funny as hell. Tina was a CNA for she don't blush easily. Yeah, we don't blush usually on here. We have some conversations. Well, we know we're stupid and we play it up even more. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: But it's kind of like leaning into the skid. Yeah, exactly. Rear wheel drive, whatever. Mm -hmm. Power through. Mm -hmm. Drop of gear. But yeah. Get the back tire spinning. Get them really spinning. Slide that something away for him. Slidering lit. That's right.
Speaker: You're dehydrated Hashtag dehydrated T -shirts like left and right
Speaker: Next time summer comes up here, I'm just gonna be like, I need to check and see if you're dehydrated here. Let me check here. Feel a little like a little bit of this hair down here.
Speaker: You want the standard oil or you want the premium? I got a hose here that can hydrate you right up if you want the premium. It'll cost extra, but that's okay. But it's worth it. It's also got protein value and everything. It's good for you.
Speaker: Well, that's what I always say when somebody's sick. I'm like, well, I got a penicillin to cure your right up. Yeah. You're going to need some. Yeah. Go putting that penicillin in people. You're going to need real penicillin to cure up something. It's not going to go away.
Speaker: It burns when I pee and it itches all day. What do you want me to do? Don't worry, I got some penicillin for you. You're like, oh no, I know what that means. No, no, I know what that means, Doc. We don't play that shit. We did a whole episode, oh, we don't do that shit. He's like, take this pill. I was like, yeah. I was like, horrible. I played that game.
Speaker: That is the worst pickup line ever. I cannot believe I fell for it. Twice. I woke up chained to a table. There's some asshole behind me going, surprise. And I was like, Chris, no. I yelled surprise. It's OK, Jeff. I'm a trained professional. I know what I'm doing. That makes it OK. It's not right if you say surprise.
Speaker: It's just trick or treat. You get the trick. Look, you signed this documentation. The fifth time, I was like, this isn't a funny game. You signed the paperwork, Jeff. You gave me consent. Damn it. Why did I pick the safe word surprise?
Speaker: for the 52nd time I did not pick the wrong hand that time.
Speaker: which pick a hand. If you pick the right one, you can be set free.
Speaker: I just can't win. I picked the left one. You lose again. You picked the right one. You win. I left. Okay. I think he's pretty stupid. Let's see if I'll try it again. He can't end up in a study. The 60 black guys.
Speaker: We're going to do a nose to penis comparison. He's gonna put his penis on your nose.
Speaker: Just all day long. Just smack, smack, smack. You go home with me all day long. A literal mushroom stamp right on your fucking forehead. All day. This is the worst goddamn job I've ever done.
Speaker: How was your day today, dear? I hate my fucking job and it pays so well.
Speaker: benefits are amazing. So I said I leave and come back to penis. Comes with all the free lotion too. They said that the solution is fantastic for my skin. I don't know why. My skin is glowing but I know. I can get it in my eyes and they burn.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm going back to Tony's life. Yeah. You just like. Alright. Everybody's live except your fiance. So, I see how it is. That's called support. Tony. Tony. Tony goes live 473 times a day. Yeah. You can watch anytime. You don't have to watch when he's live during our show. First of all, you
Speaker: But he was he was he was live last night and they were trying to have this like serious fucking conversation. I don't even remember what it was about and.
Speaker: they were talking about your your will and and what stimulates you and I and just I just come in for a second. I was like, well, my will says I can smoke meth and throat, throat, I can smoke and that's what stimulates me and that's all I do. I just come in and I hit him with a one liner and then I wait and then like I see his facial expression as soon as he reads my comment and he's like, get your dumb ass out of here.
Speaker: He's like, we don't stop with your shit. We're trying to have a serious conversation. The guy he was talking to did see my comment and he started laughing. He's like, that's what he does. He'll come into the most serious conversation and hit us with some dumb shit and derail everything and then leave.
Speaker: You should have commented. You should see what we watch our podcast. You'd really like it. Yeah. And then I was like, well, back to Call of Duty, I go. He was like, get out of here. I just dropped his grenade and leave. And then I come back. I come back about 10, 15 minutes later. And I said something else. And he was like, it's just just to get he didn't even acknowledge me then. But I see you read it. And I see the facial expression. And I was like, oh, I got it. I just derailed his train.
Speaker: I used to work with these two guys. Their nicknames were Cat and Gab. And these guys would argue about like if you say the pen is red and they would argue over if it was red or blue. And their office was next to our office. You know, there's like five people in my office and they were a separate division.
Speaker: And we would literally walk in there, drop a bomb of something, we'd be like, you know, red is better than blue, and then walk out the door. And fucking two hours later, one of them walk in our office and go, Jesus Christ, every fucking time. He's like, this guy can't just take a hit. And I'm like, you literally went for an hour and a half over what is better, red or blue. It was hilarious.
Speaker: We'd literally walk in there and go, Tom Cruise is a terrible actor. And they knew it was coming. They were like, what? Nick Cage is the best actor in the world and just walk away. Willie's Wonderland is the greatest film ever.
Speaker: What? And you could, but their door would be closed. Well, it is a steel door. It's better than God with the wind. It is. But like literally their door would be closed. It was a solid steel door is supposedly soundproof and they're in a concrete room and you can hear them arguing at the top of their lungs. It's a fucking good movie. It's not better than that.
Speaker: Oh my god with the wind. It's still a good movie. Like Jesus Christ. We had we had uh uh we we would what I worked at OSU before we had a manager that when we would do meetings, we could sidetrack him so easily and turn a 15 minute meeting into two and a half hours. So, like our days where none of us were just
Speaker: randomly asked the dumbest fucking questions that didn't even pertain to the to the meeting just to get him going and sidetracked so we didn't have to do anything we used to do the same thing with the Clear Fork we had a teacher he was his job was literally to take over detention that's all his games and
Speaker: If you were really nice to him, you're like, hey, tell me about Vietnam. And then you can take a nap. Because he would go on for like nine hours. Like the bell would ring for the end of the day. And you're like, all right, we'll see you tomorrow. Tomorrow we're going to talk about World War II.
Speaker: We could be talking about the parking lot, which we did do a lot of because they were redoing our parking lot at the time. And then we would just randomly ask. What is that stuff that goes into AC units?
Speaker: Freon. Yeah, Freon. It'll be like, well, what's a better system? A Freon -based air condition or the cold water chiller? What's better for... Work here is done, boys.
Speaker: And then you get better, you'd be like, and then you'd go, so would you prefer to put a metric nut on the, uh, when you're, when you're rebuilding? Yeah. If you're doing a rebuild kit on a, on a, on a boiler pump, would you go metric or standard kill another hour? Just talking about why standard was better than metric and how it was so hard to get metric sizes, uh, socket sets, and it was easier to find the standards in order.
Speaker: but the holes didn't always line up right and it's just like this guy is genius. Yeah and then we'd slowly move it outside to the back like the back of the shop because we had a picnic table out there we could all smoke out there so we were like we were just we were just a couple of us would just get up and start slowly moving towards the door. You start rolling chairs you just start slowly rolling back.
Speaker: Pretty much. You got by your car, like, hey, boss, it's time to clock out. I'm gonna get my car and go home. Lock me out. We can finish this discussion tomorrow. Well, we would. We do that shit all the time. It's like, yeah, we are doing shit today. It's Friday. We're not doing shit. Or it's Monday, and I'm still hungover as hell from the weekend. Who else is hungover?
Speaker: Oh my god. Those are the best people to actually work for. I don't know. It sounded like it glitched out for a second. Oh no, that's me on my phone's notifications. Yeah, I had that earlier. Oh, that sounds like a good place to wrap up. Yeah, I've been trying to wrap up for an hour now. We had to go on a rant.
Speaker: It's not typical. It's typical. Now my chest and abs hurt. Squirrel. Oh, wait. There's another squirrel. Squirrel. Squirrel. It's a family. Aw. They have babies. And this is what happens. Don't touch my Buckeyes.
Speaker: Yeah, well you you just you just turned your phone off for something I don't know that I'm still screwed around on tiktok for like another half hour I Think I got banned or kicked out or something. I don't know but
Speaker: I don't think I got kicked off or something, or like something glitched out. And I was just like, oh, I don't feel like restarting this shit. I'm out. And then I literally started looking at, and I was like, I started doing the math and I was like, fuck, we just went eight hours. It's easy to do, man. Oh, it flies. Well, the first hour of last Saturday felt like five minutes. Yeah.
Speaker: the first hour, the first half hour. Cause you were like, we're going to, we're going to take a break. And I was like, really? Yeah. Well, yeah, let's go ahead and wrap up this shit up. Sing a song. Sing a song. Play that beautiful bean footage. Play the music, wrap it up in the show. It's over. It's time to go home. You ain't got to leave, but you got to get the fuck out of here. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
Speaker: Yup. Danny who see if I can wrap this shit up successfully. Uh, I gotta find her song. I gotta find a closer, the official closing song. I was going to say, let's do a rando song. You gotta do the official, but I've seen, have you seen black tops, um, tick tock about the, oh, shit. Check.
Speaker: I don't think I have but that's just because I'm not literally he comes out of the van shoots and then it cuts away to like Legos or a pumpkin and it explodes and then I hear oh shit Chuck and that's the end of the video nice six times
Speaker: Oh, yeah. It's hilarious. But, uh, yeah, we'll go ahead and end the show here. Thanks for getting the little head man. Hm. Words are hard. Yeah. Right off the gate, man. Just premature word vomits. Yeah. Anyway, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Those of you in the chatters box. Always fun as always. Uh, yeah.
Speaker: first time listening. We do go live every Wednesday and Saturday night. You can join us Wednesday from six to around eight ish. Yup. And between eight and nine, we end on Wednesdays and then on Saturday nights, we get this party started at about 8 PM and go until God knows when. Get the show, get the after show. Yeah. Well, my battery never does. You get the show, you get the after show and then you get other random nonsense just because Jeff and I have no lives and
Speaker: And then we'll go on TikTok for about 45 minutes to an hour. Yeah, exactly. Maybe this weekend we're going to go live on Twitch. I don't know. No viewers. I don't know about you, but I get that notification. You had 1 .1 viewers on your channel. What is 0 .1? How does that work? It's actually because they only watched like 30 seconds. They're like, oh, nope, next. Yeah.
Speaker: Feel free to join us every every week on Wednesdays and Saturdays. Join us in the live in the chatters box and hang out with us and push it with us. Also, if you're not already, definitely go check out and go give us some support on our social medias at nonsensical nonsense on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Tic -Tac, Haps, YouTube, Twitch, all that jazz. If you're on them, just go follow us. Go give us a like and go give Jeff the old double thumb. Here we are. Give Jeff the old double thumb.
Speaker: make see if Jeff's dehydrated. Also, also if you would like to check out every episode of the podcast, there's 50 some odd episodes posted. Currently, you can find this on anchor, Spotify, Google Play.
Speaker: Apple Podcast. Basically anywhere you get your podcasts and jollies at. We're there. You can just simply go to your Google box and Google nonsensical nonsense and find us everywhere or you can relax or your Siri or all that shit. All that stuff. You can just ask for it and you'll get it all up in your hole. Cost us all that money. Yep. You'll get all nonsensical nonsense right near your hole. We're like a new worm.
Speaker: And then if you'd like to email us, if you want to come on the show and be a guest, we are looking to do some more interviews. Or as Jeff wants to bring on some guy who just wants to talk about his damn shop when that just should just be a sponsorship. Or if you just want to tell us we're dumb, you can always email us at our email. And our email is at podcast at gmail .com. Yes, exactly. But outside of that, I may only have two jobs. I do them well.
Speaker: Yes. Well, I mean, you do one of them pretty good. The other one's still up in the air. The showing up on time and turning your camera on is still debatable. The only guy who's ever on time is me. The only reason you're always on time is because you send the notification tick. Because I do everything. But has the great
Speaker: Quartet once said boys to men. We are at the end of the road. We're at the end of the road and Jeff is on bended knee. Jeff is on bended knee.
Speaker: I'll stop there because they got a lot of sexual songs bending knees not a sexual song, but we will see you guys Saturday night enjoy a little blacktop mojo and if you're not already go check them out stream the absolute shit out of their music and when you go follow them send them a message and tell them that nonsensical nonsense sent you Yeah, you know who we are. Yeah, they don't know who we are. I just really want you guys to
Speaker: I just, I just really want you guys to go follow nonsensical nonsense or not nonsense. Well, yeah, go follow us, but go follow Blacktop Mojo and then just message them. And blow up their chat with nonsensical nonsense. And they're like, what the fuck?
Speaker: comment on their videos and their pictures and anything nonsensical, nonsense that would be so fantastic. I'm going to bring that up at the beginning of the show because I don't think most people make it to the end of the show, but I want to bring that up at the beginning of the show Saturday night. Don't let me forget. Yeah, considering our after shows only are going for like an hour and a half and there's like three people.
Speaker: No, I'm talking about Saturday's regular show. I'm going to bring that up when we shot them out at the beginning of the show. I'm going to bring that up that way because people always listen to the first little bit and then they probably fade out. But without further ado, Blacktop Mojo with the official closer for nonsensical nonsense. Wicked Ume.
Speaker: There it is. Where's it at? Why are you playing it? It's not working. Jeff said deuces 27 times. It's not working. I get all these things I do so many times, Chris.
Speaker: Cool
Speaker: Raise the blade of the lion As I begin to reach Jesus Wow! Murder in the sky Take this happy place I wanna live forever No! Spill it in the earth Give me all your blood Make me a god
Speaker: She stopped to feast There was a smile on her face as she walked back to leave Little left to back her hair as blood ran down
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich crack of pregnant with a cheese baby. All right.
Speaker: Let me just take one of these lighters, and I'm going to borrow your bug spray, and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Yeah, bathroom key. All right. Yeah, bathroom key. Got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back. And that'll be $1 ,362. And I'm going to have to have a jack chain, so we're in a coin shortage.
Speaker: Whatever, man. Whatever, man. I'm sorry. Here she comes. Here she comes.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: Take this life and find it I won't live forever And now, feel it in me, oh Give me one of those Make me a god like you Make me a god like you
Speaker: We're going to get a cease and desist order from Blacktop Mojo if you won't stop. Easily. Easily. We are out of here. See you, fuckers. Deuces.
