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Speaker: What's going on, fuckers? What's up, everybody? Oh, there it is. PGIF, motherfuckers. Thank God it's fucking Friday. Am I right? Am I right?
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Speaker: and the promo code words are hard. That way you guys can get some amazing products and save some money all at the same time. Anywho, Jeffrey, happy Friday. Thank God it's Friday. Little Bernie told me you watched one of the movies. I've been telling you watch forever. What'd you watch, sir? I did. It wasn't the flash, but we had, uh, we had, uh,
Speaker: I got a rain day yesterday, so cash wasn't outside play. And so he was just kind of sitting in the house and I know he wanted to be outside. He was kind of moping around on his phone and everything else. I was like, Hey dude, let's watch a movie. Just me and him. Uh, but he was up in a room and the girls are working. So, um, I was like, you want to watch the flash or do you want to watch guardians of the galaxy three? And without even missing a beat, he said guardians. I was like, do you ever want to watch the flash? And he was like,
Speaker: not really looks like it's kind of confusing and it is like it all makes sense yeah and he's like and i really don't care about the flash i was like okay cool so anywho watch guardians of the galaxy 3 how much did you cry first off i didn't cry i'm a man men don't cry god damn it well shit you cried like a little girl with a skin knee don't fucking lie because i fucking did
Speaker: I just got to be a little girl with a skinny. Why can't it be a little boy with a skinny? Why is it always got a little girl? I don't know. Well, what do you think? You think girls are weaker than men? Huh? Huh? Is that what it is? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got a real problem. Yeah. Girls could do anything boys do. Yeah. Sure. Whatever you say, chief. Write your name in the snow, honey. Exactly.
Speaker: I'm trying to think of something. You gotta build me up. It's full circle. It's a full circle thing with me. You should know that by now. Yes, I knew you had something left. I bring it all the way back around right back where it right to the sweet spot. But no, great, great movie. Wow. What a fantastic all three of those movies were so good. But yes, what an emotional roller coaster ride of a movie. I probably cried.
Speaker: Did you see it? I got a chance to say it, but I probably cried about four times watching that movie. It was fucking heartbreaking. We got done watching it and Cash was like, wow, that was really good, but it was really sad. And I was like, yeah, I've seen you over there crying.
Speaker: I even fucking emotional support coloring book or something by the fucker. Yeah, I told you he's like, but it was really sad. I was like, yeah, I seen you over there crying. He's like, I seen you crying. And I was like, dude, it is seriously. It's an excellent movie. Soundtrack kicks ass. Yeah. Soundtrack's always amazing on there. Just like it really
Speaker: You know, I think, I think one of the things that, that really, really, you know, hit home with me was I can relate with rocket because, you know, I have that, that same rough exterior come across like a bit of an asshole. I'm Perry. I'm not short, but you know, I got that rough exterior. I come across like an asshole.
Speaker: But in all actuality, I'm a fucking mess inside and nobody knows the, you know, what I've been through or what I've gone through. And to get to see that side of rocket, even to the point at the end of the movie, after, you know, everything said and done, he's still a little, he, he still has his rocket, you know, he's still that kind of a, but you see a more softer, um, rocket than I, that I really enjoyed. Um, but it was a great movie, but yeah, it was, it had me crying about four or five different times.
Speaker: The the whole rocket stealing people's prosthetic limbs it makes sense now. Mm -hmm Yeah, oh my god, I've only seen it once because I My soul can't take it two times in a couple months
Speaker: I don't want to, I don't want to put too much out there because it's still relatively a new movie. Uh, but definitely if you haven't seen, if you're a fan of the MCU, if you like the superhero movies and you haven't seen guardian story yet, definitely watch it. It is, it is very good. It is really good movie. And if you don't cry, you don't have a soul or you're not paying attention because there's the guy who died in the Lion King. It's a fucking cartoon.
Speaker: I hate Jeff. I hate to break it to you. The Guardians of the galaxy aren't real. There's not a giant tree person or that's a documentary. Let's be honest. That's a documentary. Hey, I agree. I agree with you. It's the king of **** straight lace comedy, dude. Let me tell you. Oh, I love I love but David. He's on the couch.
Speaker: He's like, what? That's what it's for. He's he's all left out. He's like, **** it. He's like, he was going to take it out. He's got zero **** to give, right? I love it. I love their accent. He cracks me up. No, all the characters in that in that movie are so good. Um and first **** of the MCU. There was a lot of
Speaker: No, but that was the first fuck. Yeah, well, they had to prepare themselves because there's going to be a lot of fucks in Deadpool 3. I actually heard something about Deadpool 3. They might push it to 25. That's fine, because Marvel Zombies is coming out in 24. Yeah, so it's a possibility. I don't know. I don't know how true that is. I don't want to see it once so far, so I don't know how true it is. But, yeah. You sweet?
Speaker: What do you want? Flash? You're going to freaking out, man. Yeah, I'm going to get to my phone call. I got to be honest with you, it'll probably be next weekend before I get to it. Probably. I understand. No problem. It is what it is. I have sad news, sir.
Speaker: Are you gonna tell me about that dude that I don't know who he is died? No, no, no, no. No. Watch your screen. It's not sad news for me. It's really bad news for you. For those of you... Apparently NASA is saying that alien life is not fuckable.
Speaker: looking Looking forward for Loki too. I can't wait bitch Actually, it doesn't debut like next week something like that. It's coming out real soon Yeah, that's always that's only sad news for you because you were the one that came out when they finally started admitting a living in life You're like, I wonder if I could fuck you. Oh 100 % dude
Speaker: How famous would I become as the first person to fuck an alien? The first person to be arrested and sentenced to life in jail for sexual assault on an alien? How would it be sexual assault? I can give out some good one -liners. Hey, Nook Nook. Shut up. How you doing? Yeah. This guy, you're going to be famous for raping aliens. Hey, no means yes.
Speaker: They're aliens. Everything's backwards. How'd that work out for them? Stand for kids. No, I mean, Josh. I'm just saying, imagine it. You and me walking down the fucking road. So what you're saying is. So you're pro great. Oh, no. An alien. Oh, only aliens are okay to great. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, a little bit of scientific news. Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here. First, Jeff is pro fucking alien. He's he's. Do you know the last time all of humanity was on planet? This is a serious question, not a joke. The answer is is in 2007.
Speaker: Because ever since 2007, at least one person has been on the International Space Station. So the last time all of humanity was together was in 2007. Don't encourage his dumb shit, Benji. Benji, Ben! I'm a fuck mean alien. I'm telling you. I'm like, come here. You're not starving.
Speaker: Hey, Starlow had that one chick. She was kind of hot, man. I mean, if the aliens look like some of the alien chicks and gardens in the galaxy, I mean, I'm not going to discriminate on color alone. But I mean, if it's an alien that looks like a fucking them aliens in that goddamn Guardian of the Galaxy three, that male person thing was like a fish. Yeah, I'm out. Yeah. Yeah. I'm kind of out on that. Although I'm saying they can hold their breath for a long time.
Speaker: because it's a fish. And they have no gag reflex. I'm just. I just got. Yeah, that poor guy, that poor guy that's been gone for over a year on the space station, he gets back and he's like, what in the fuck is going on down here?
Speaker: Yeah. You know what? Sign me up for another term, boys. I'm out. Yeah. Uh, well, I don't know if you've seen it, but there's a, here's some video. It's obviously a skit, but it's, um, it's the aliens sitting down with, you know, the, the ambassadors to plan it. What's that? Is it the gender one? Yeah. Yeah. And they're like,
Speaker: Yeah. Let's, let's just kill them all. So how many genders are on your planet? You get four different answers. Yeah, exactly. Uh, I mean, we've discussed the whole alien thing before and, you know, I'm like, I'm all for it. Let's say the alien comes down and says, Glick, I want to fuck. Okay.
Speaker: Alright, I'm not talking about fucking aliens right now. Calm down, Jeff. I am. I'm always talking fucking alien. Take it down about 20 -25 % there, Squirrely Dan.
Speaker: No, I mean like I think it'd be pretty cool to see some aliens walking around maybe I can get one a job at work, you know, like First asshole to get an alien so drunk it die I Walk down the road once again look there's the dude to fuck the alien and there's the guy that killed the other one by making drink Yeah Fuckers are famous
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, let's let's be 100 % honest. I just want to drink with them. I just want to I just want to drink with them and see if they get shitfaced like we do. I mean, exactly. Well, then if he only has like three beers and he's drunk off his ass and I make fun of him and call him a lightweight pussy. Yeah. And then you started Intergalactic Civil War. You know, empty beer cans. Anyone's passed out on my porch. Pussy. Look at this pussy. Why are we on the porch?
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Seven million degrees and if you walk outside you agree agreed, however From his planet to our planet, which means he seems he doesn't want to hang out he wants to go inside I'm not out there fucking even saying let's go stargaze tonight there little fucking beer Still
Speaker: Maybe, maybe just maybe he's never got to breathe fresh earth air before and it's a new thing to him and he's enjoying it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're assuming that you're the first person, this is his first day on earth? I'm just saying. I could be, maybe.
Speaker: Yeah, maybe their spaceship drops him off right here in front of my apartment. I'm the first human he has interaction with. How great would that be? Well, not for humanity. I mean, all the humans are hairy, big and they drink a lot. He goes back and he was like, yo, the first human I met was the champion of their planet. That's the problem. That's the problem. He's going back to the plant going, dude, I met the champ. They're like,
Speaker: I got to drink. I got to drink with Earth's champion. Even when he wears belt, y 'all, look, he took a selfie. We took selfies. They're like, you got to meet Jet Li? No, no, no. I met Glick. Who? Earth's champion. I got to meet him. And he introduced me. All I know is he kept saying, I'm the champ. And he had a belt and everything. He introduced me to this amazing Earth drink called Miller Lite.
Speaker: I don't know. Click click like drank like thirty -five of them and he kept calling me bringing them more. I don't know what she was getting them but she had an endless supply. She was a Walmart picked up a forty -two pack, you know. He kept calling me a lightweight pussy. I gotta figure out what this pussy is.
Speaker: It sounds pretty cool. I'm just saying. What if that's what they call their champions on Earth? That's what they call their squires. Pussy. You guys want to be my pussy? He's back on his planet screaming at everybody, drinking Miller Lights. I'm the pussy. I'm the pussy. I'm the pussy. Wait, I think I got that wrong. I'm going to go back there and find out.
Speaker: What is this pussy you speak of? Well, if he ran into Joe Biden, he's like, yeah, we're going to destroy them. Yeah. Yeah. Aww. Aww.
Speaker: I kind of like getting called pussy better. I thought it was cool. Cause I got the hell out of the chat. Big guy. Huge guy. Kind of look like, you know, an elephant, but with a lot of hair. Oh yeah. Especially. Oh yeah. He looked like Chewbacca, but he kept saying I'm not Chewbacca.
Speaker: especially if they're like those little two foot tall aliens that that you guys have in Mexico. You are a great champion, aren't you? Have another Miller. Yeah, drink this. Shut up. Hey, little buddy. You know, post the podcast. Would you like to be on it with me? Jeff, I'd like to meet you meet. I call him pussy. Would you like to introduce yourself to the audience?
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Hey pussy, can I buck it? Hey pussy, how long can you hold your breath? Pussy, I'd like to introduce you to another word in the earth language. It's called graping. Jeff is a great person. Here's what we like to call it. Only for aliens. He is a great. They showed up. He looks like Marvin the Martian.
Speaker: I'm like, yeah, it would probably cause a problem with me. Yeah, it would probably cause a interplanetary problem. Yeah, in a galactic war, because he gets off the plane and drops in his ass. I don't know. I'm going to hang out. I'm like, what's that? What's that shit you're looking for all the time? Let's go find it. Come on. He's an obnoxious little shit.
Speaker: I think he's awesome. Yeah. Well, you're an obnoxious little shit. This cool broom handle broom on his head. I'm like, Hey, little buddy. Have you ever met my friend, Doug Dodgers? I bet he kicked your fucking ass of the 24th and a half century. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm all in to hang out with an alien. That's just that part of me. I like meeting and talking to new people. You can just go to California and meet a weird person. I'm good. I'd rather hang out with the aliens. Can I just hang out with the aliens? Can I hang out with Mark?
Speaker: I'm totally in hanging out with Mark. Manu, manu. Manu me, man. Hell yeah. Fucking give me ET. I don't know. I can hang out with ET. You try to have sex with ET. I was just saying that to get all those breaths. Let's make that finger light up. Come here. Come here.
Speaker: Yeah. I don't think it's going to go the way you think it's going to go. This is not what I mean. I'm going to be famous for damn dude. Marshmallow. Nice. Yeah. I can't wait to get that phone call.
Speaker: I thought I was going to fuck it, but if you put a light up your hand, your belly will grow. It was kind of cool. It hurt like a motherfucker, but it was kind of cool. So what you're saying is,
Speaker: The aliens have been watching Oz and they prison -graped you. I'm going to be fucking famous. You're not the first guy in history to claim having been anally -probed by the aliens. But I will have photographic proof.
Speaker: How do you know there's not already photographic proof? They've been hiding it for years as it is. Oh no dude, I'm gonna selfie that shit. I'm like, this hurts from the motherfucker, but it's kinda cool. Cause I'm getting fucked by an alien. Like it's the first time a dude shoved something up your ass. Shout out. Yes, but an alien dude. That's new frontier. That's the first. Kink unlocked.
Speaker: question. Question is, are you going to dress up like the little girl or like the like the lady before he uh um he'd have to he'd have to he'd have to literally he'd have literally I'm just saying hey what are you doing? What's the other? It could be worse. It could be worse. It could be like the mac and me dude. The what?
Speaker: Mac and me. It's kind of like wish version of E .T. You don't remember at Mac and me, the little kids of wheelchair. Got a family of fucking aliens that like fucking Reese's Pieces. You don't remember that fucking movie? No. Mac and me. Oh, my God. Terrible fucking movie. Well, there's probably a reason why a whole movie. It came out right around the same time. Hold on. I got to look it up.
Speaker: because it came out. Oh, I have no, not that I know of. I can't see you. Look, you know, UT came out when I was so young because I remember. It was when Mac and me came out. I went and seen that movie. When did it come out? 88. One of my earliest memories was going to see ET and I was just little, little, little. I remember my mom.
Speaker: and and and Nick who was my sister at the time before my sister became my brother um and my mom's best friend um we went that we went to the drive -in theater and I might be wrong I don't know why I remember all these details but we went to the drive -in in Mansfield uh yeah it looks familiar you don't like the boy was in a wheelchair
Speaker: Yeah, we went to the drive -in theater in Mansfield. That's my earliest memory as far as movies go was going to the drive -in theater. Drive -in man. That drive -in theater was dope. I went there. That was like perfect first date thing. Man, how can we bring back the drive -throughs or the drive -ins man? They've all gone to the wayside. Well,
Speaker: Literally, literally all you need is is to get one of those mini projectors and you just have everybody park in your fucking front yard and you project it on the house. If I hit the lottery this weekend, there's a drive -in theater that's been just going to the properties just for probably close to 20 years, maybe, maybe a little bit longer. I would buy that property and bring it back to life.
Speaker: Well, the drive -in theater we used to go to in Mansfield, they actually had where you could park your car at an angle, you know, that California squat thing that people do. And what we would do is we'd back by van up and the doors would open, you know, 90 degrees. So, and then we'd set
Speaker: We put the middle seat in the backseat facing backwards and take the backseat and set it on the ground in front of the van. And we'd have, you know, four or five people sitting there in nice theater style seating and just rock it out. Well, I had a pickup truck and we would just back the pickup truck up and sit in the bed. That too. Um,
Speaker: Plus the other cool thing about the drive -ins, and they knew what everybody was doing, but they never raised their prices. They never gouged you. You'd go for the double feature. You'd watch the first movie on the front screen. When that movie was over, the other movie was either ended or just getting ready to end. So you'd drive around over there, set yourself up. Well, the theater in Mansfield, what they did is they had one screen and they put two movies back to back.
Speaker: pay for one, but you get two because they knew people were going to end up doing that anyway. So they'd have, you know, movie starts at first movie starts at eight and they play two movies back to back and you get in and they used to charge by the car full. They charge $10 a car. And however many people you had in that car,
Speaker: That's how many people got to see the movie. Oh yeah. Now you just. I'm like, I'm rolling six, seven deep. The one driving that we usually go to, they had two big screens and they played two movies on each screen. You had, you had essentially four movies that they played on the weekends. Right. So either depending upon what the second movie was, if you wanted to watch it on the screen, you're already on, then you would just stay there.
Speaker: But if you wanted to watch the second movie on the other screen, you just drove around and flipped yourself around and faced the other world, you know, but they had it like, so like it was, so they had like the, and that was the other cool thing about drive -in theaters, man. And it's not the same at when you go to a movie theater, the concession. It was like, it was a big to do. Like everybody was in there. It was like a, it was like an old school ice cream shop.
Speaker: Yeah, no, it was like a malt shop. You know, you go in there. It's almost like going to get fair food. You know, there's no real tables and stuff. There was like one or two tables. A lot of people were lucky had like get in line. Yeah. He had arcades and stuff because like kids would get bored during a movie and they go play in that fucking arcade. They're so early because you'd want to get a good spot.
Speaker: And everybody always congregated there and just hung out and you would like, you know, you, you, you would see people that you only see on the weekends that went to the drive -in theater and you make drive -in friends. Yeah. Follow me from Oklahoma. Probably me. I don't know. Let's find out. Exactly. That's what I thought. Yeah.
Speaker: My car's warranty is fine. I don't want your solar panels. In between, in between the movies, they'd have like 10 minutes. Let me ask you something. Would you fucking a million? This is awkward. They hung up on me. They didn't even talk. It was awkward. It's like, oh, I'm out. That's the, that's the new thing I was saying. 10 minutes in between the two movies.
Speaker: Which means as soon as the movie says, hey, Grant, you start your vehicle, everybody is scared about their battery dying. So you start the fucking car. And during, during that 10 minutes, everybody's car would be running, charging the battery. And then, you know, and I never had to worry about, cause I use those, uh, yellow top optimum batteries. They can do like 14 hours.
Speaker: with a 2000 watt stereo system. I didn't use I never did the AM thing. Oh, well, the last last like six or seven times I went, they removed all those speakers. Yeah, they still I mean, the last couple times I went, but there was always some asshole, Jeffrey, who had some stupid ass fucking system.
Speaker: In the van, I only had a system once and it was, and I never used it at the drive -in. I used the stock speakers. Yeah, they would play, they would try to play it through that and it just sounded like fucking shit. No. Like you would go over and take a knife and drive it. No, because I would, I would disconnect the subwoofers at the drive -in because it didn't sound good. Because you get that weird bass and of course it would drain the fucking battery. So I used the stock, well, you know, six by nines and
Speaker: and and hates and stuff. Nothing. I never went really crazy with in the theater and drive in style. I'm driving around 100 percent. I'm rocking that fucking bass. But if I if I'm going to watch a movie, I want to be able to hear it. I want to be able to hear it clear, crystal fucking clear. So I had amplifiers for mids and highs. So my shit was crystal clear.
Speaker: But I disconnect the base. Because the you know, a thunderclap in a fucking movie will destroy everybody's window for like six blocks and you get the wrong stereo, you know. Yeah. I miss the drivers, man. I think I think I really do. I think if I were to hit the lottery, I would buy you do. Here's what you do. This is this is going to save you a whole bunch. Park the truck, your car,
Speaker: front of the house, you get a bed sheet, set it taut, and you get one of those mini projectors and sit in the fucking car and watch a movie. Or, I don't know, Jeff, fun business idea, and bring back a little nostalgia and a little bit of happiness to the fucking world if everything else is going on. But like, one of the things we're doing, I actually found a photo. It was one of those TikTok things. It was like three pictures. You, me,
Speaker: Us, you know, and it was, it was like a guy and a girl wrapped in a blanket out in the, out in the middle of the yard. But there was a seat set up where they had one of those mini projectors. So they're just sitting in the fucking backyard, watching a movie at night. I'm totally doing that with the kids, you know, I'm actually looking at those mini projectors right now. They're like, they're like a couple hundred bucks.
Speaker: Like I said, you know, I think if I hit the lottery I'd buy this old drive -in theater that's literally just Decayed and rotting and going to hell because for whatever reason I cannot sell that property and revive it and bring back the drive -in theater, man. I Don't think it would cost that much though. I don't know how much it would cost You also For right Yeah, no big deal and then I could do like special engagements like we could I could do like
Speaker: drive -in theater of the Rocky Horror. Yeah. You know, not necessarily one of my favorite movies, but then I know a lot of people out there love it. Halloween season, spooky season. Oh my God. Just start playing the classes and shit all spooky season long. Oh yeah. This time you movie marathons for a whole weekend where people camp out for the whole weekend. We can't show them. No, but like during the day you have events like, you know,
Speaker: Cotton candy set up, uh, you know, almost like a street fair thing, but at night, everybody comes down and you play Halloween, you know, the Halloween series all the way through Halloween or Christmas time. You play Christmas movies. I know it's cold out, but sit in your car. That's what the car is for. Leave the engine running. Fuck it. Yeah. Fuck it. We're all dying anyways. Yeah.
Speaker: you'll be fine with speakers style what fire pit that's what I was going to say with speakers that have a giant fire pit where people can sit around the fire pit and watch a movie yeah of course
Speaker: You force human interaction, ladies and gentlemen. And that's what's wrong with today's society. There's no more human interaction. People do not get together anymore because they're so we talked about this preoccupied the day, finding, finding the TikTok. I found those videos on TikTok. It was like it was showing pictures of what LimeWire was, what MSN was. I was talking to a guy that he worked for me. He's in my team and, you know, I pay his salary and all that shit.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: And there's a scene, one of the counselors who's hitchhiking her way to the camp. She pops up in this little small town and she's walking up and outside the diner. There's a pay phone and all the kids, what is that? And they get out and start laughing. They're like, that's the point of you, sir. Yeah. They're like, we're like, have you played the game? Have you played the game with the kids where, where you grab, you go to what you do. There's a, there's a new trend for younger kids. You go.
Speaker: do like a yard sale, wherever you find an old rotary phone, you'll buy it for like $3 and you set it up and say, okay, you have to dial. You have to call me. You have one minute to do it. Yeah. No, I've seen that. But they have to figure out how to actually dial it. Yeah. All three kids were like, what is that? Nikki and I were like, that's a pay phone. And they're like, Oh, what? So we had that.
Speaker: pause the movie and tell him, you know, a quarter. You know, that's that's why there's a problem in this planet today. All the phone booths are gone. Superman has no place to change. That's why he left. Yeah.
Speaker: That's the problem with today. No, but I was explaining to Diego at work. Listen, buddy, I'm glad that you graduated from the Kevin Hawley School of Jokey jokes. Whatever, I'm the teacher. But I've asked you repeatedly. Now, I'm telling you, keep that rhetoric and that bullshit off of my show. That's funny.
Speaker: That sounded Kevin Holly jokes. That's a dad joke. But no, I mean, like, like I was, I was explaining to him. I said, you guys, your era, because basically I'm teaching him how to. Oh, nice. Um, okay. Sorry, I got a, I got a message. Um.
Speaker: I was explaining to one of the guys that I have working for me, what sales is when it comes to sales, cause that's exactly what we do. Sales is like picking up a girl on a bar. If you don't make your shot, you're not going to get her to take her home and you have to, you have to give a good opening line or she's going to stop paying attention. No, no, no, no. But I said, here's the thing you guys,
Speaker: have it easy when it goes to picking, we got on the subject of picking up women and I said, you have it easy because you got Tinder and all this other shit. You can find a chick randomly on TikTok. And next thing you know, you're in a relationship. When I was a kid, if you wanted to meet somebody, you had to actually leave the fucking house. Feel like that's a shot. He's like, Oh, I couldn't do that. I couldn't find girls in Tiki talk a little bit.
Speaker: taking a shot. You take a shot at the host of the show. You're taking a shot at the champ. You better not fucking miss if you take a shot at the champ there, pal. Test fired. But I said, I was telling him, I said, you know, with Tinder and stuff like that, you can be messaging a chick by the end of the day and have a conversation the last week. You're at a 13. I'm going to actually meet them. You're at a 13. I'm going to need to bring them down to attend Squirrely Dan.
Speaker: Yeah, but that's what I was saying. I was like, you can easily, back in our day, unless you went out all the time, hung out at like, wherever, the only people you know is the people you went to school with, you know, didn't help my fucking hometown that we knew everybody.
Speaker: Well, and that's what, and that was the kind of really the cool thing about, um, going to like a vocational school, the career centers, because there was all those schools that all went there. You got to meet people from different areas, you know, and a lot of the, a lot of people, you know, I already knew a good chunk of people from the different schools, um, for me mainly because not only playing sports, you know, playing against these guys, but also the fact that, you know, like I went to each Knox, but.
Speaker: My family was from Johnstown, so I knew everybody in Johnstown. I worked in Johnstown, so I knew everybody from Johnstown and Northridge, which are those two schools there. You know, I had friends all over the place and knew people all over the place. I mean, shit, my high school girlfriend, she she went to freaking Northridge and. Well, it didn't have anything to do with any of the schools around us, so. Yeah. No, but it's like. I mean, yeah.
Speaker: How many chicks did I date at the Career Center? At one time or? At one time. Well, that's kind of a trick question, isn't it? I was dating two different chicks in the same lunch period. They had separate lunch period, but I had two chicks in the same goddamn cos class. Yes, I was. Hey, don't hate the player, hate the game. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Let's just let's just say let's be honest that just speaks volumes on the cause hoe classes and the Volumes that that a funny guy Will get laid because it's all hot hot where the fuck did my clothes go? I really wish you would stop calling yourself the funny guy. I am funny. You're funny still funny
Speaker: Bro, you're built like a goddamn hobbit. Hey, not how deep you fish. Not how deep you fish. How do you wiggle your worm, sir? My worm's got to wiggle. I'm not going deep sea fishing, trust me. I do a lot of things. Don't we know it. Don't we know it. I can do a lot of things. It also comes down to yes.
Speaker: Uh, well, I, I needed, uh, what was it? I needed to check my engineering. I needed to check from the secretary of class. Cause. What's the other one? It's material class. No, no, it's secretary. Oh, what's it called? Yeah. It's secretary. Oh, I just, they want more button down. They had to wear button downs and skirts the whole time. I just, I just look back now and go.
Speaker: Wow. Glad. Things didn't go any further than what they did with some of the girls. Oh, I look at them now and then I know I'm I trust me. I was I'm no Brad Pitt, but I'm no Brad Pitt now, but holy smokes, ladies. Man alive, he was hot in high school and
Speaker: put the fork down. Not only that, some just did not. Some did not age. And again, trust me, I know I'm not. I'll be the first to say it. I'm not the pick of the litter, but I'm at least in the middle.
Speaker: I wasn't out here, uh, horn around like other people, but, um, I don't know what you're talking about. I never horned around. I was popular. Okay. Or I was popular. Yeah. So was my sister again. So was my sister. She was very friendly. Yeah. Trust me. I never got there because.
Speaker: You are friends. I never I never ran at it. Good. I probably kind of. You might have been. Trust me, the percentage of guys who didn't go there was a lot lower than the percentage of guys. Well, she was also she was also a year behind us, right? Yeah, she was here behind it. Yeah, you were in the minority, my friend. Yeah, how's it feel to be a minor? There was there was multiple reasons why I wasn't going there.
Speaker: No, I was, uh, no, I was very popular. You were, I was low -key popular. I was low -key popular. I was kind of like, have dick, we'll travel. Yeah. I was low -key popular. Like, I don't think you guys knew. I knew nobody knew the extent of what, and what I was doing or anything like that. Mainly because.
Speaker: had to be. I'm a little low because a lot of those girls had bought for it. That was that was I mean, like I said, it was high school. Yeah, no, I mean, I wasn't even even today. And, you know, again, you were trying to get your fucking dick wet. I was exploring multiple times. Let's be honest. I was I was exploring other avenues of getting my rocks off. I didn't have to stick my dick in everything that had a heartbeat. So
Speaker: Hey, I have one rule. You know my rule. I have one rule. Oh, you have to bleed old enough to breathe grass on the field.
Speaker: It was two dicks, two tips and a heartbeat. That's all I need to explain why you spent so much time properly. Guys locker room. You're like, you're like boxing. Leave us alone. Never. I never did the body to body contest. Cause I was like, I'm doing something.
Speaker: talk to mouth contest. Apparently, you were you were in the class because even in high school, you were taking two dicks at once, huh? Good on you. Good on you, man. Nice. Hey, it's 2020. You got a lot of big fun. You were a damn overachiever, Jeff. Cheers to you, brother. Some people got it. Some people don't.
Speaker: I'm not judging. It's 2023. I'm not judging. I'm happy for you. I'm happy for you. You had a dream and you chased after it. And if we learned anything from Martin Luther King, you should chase after your dream. What can I say? I'm a dream catcher. Yeah, you were a catcher. You were catching something. I don't know if that's the dream. I'm just saying, if the aliens come down,
Speaker: They're going to get pumped. Yeah. Was that your pickup line? I'll be your dream catcher daddy. Yeah. How you doing? You like dream ketchup? I'm going to be late to class. I'm in the carpentry room helping with their wood. I've never been in the carpentry class once. Have you ever been in that classroom?
Speaker: Yeah, I don't think I I was in the engineering classroom once To drop something off well, I also got in trouble for drilling a hole in a book I Was drawn in order culture, but it wasn't a book. I mean, yeah Yeah, but let's be honest most of those those chicks in card culture kind of look like dude Not in our class No
Speaker: The class, uh, the junior class, the class before us and the class after us, but our class or some bangers. No, I wasn't drilling holes on I'm being, but Jeff was sucking two cocks at once in high school. I just, I just got a message.
Speaker: I just got a message from a couple of guys that were in engineering drafting. They said, yep, happened. No, I can't remember the guy from engineering, the big guy you sang out with us. Yeah, we were out working on the wood. Our classes were out there and drafting was out there drawing something up. And he comes over in a senior year, it's like four days left.
Speaker: And I'm holding a drill and he's like, do it. And I'm like, all right. Yeah, I wasn't there for senior year. I was only there for one class. Somehow I managed to get on Teddy's favorite list. I don't know how. Talk about somebody sucking dick. Yeah.
Speaker: Actually, let's be honest. Let's be honest. How long have you owned your breath, Glick? Actually, let's be honest. He found a way to separate us and he was like, I know Jeff is not going to be able to manage to keep a job at Cocozin. Let's go ahead and send Glick. I never wanted to work at Cocozin because it was two mainstream. Working for the man. I was working and I was like, fuck that shit. I'm not working.
Speaker: I never even interviewed. Yeah. I worked at North Central installation. I didn't even have to interview. I didn't even have to interview like, I don't know. It was a week or two left at the end of the year. And 10, he was like, it was like, uh, are you to talk to you for a second? Click. And he said, uh, by the way, you start working at Cacosene next week. And I said, okay. All right. I already have a job, but it's like, okay.
Speaker: and then they put me in the boat and I'm like, oh, you guys, you really should have me in there sorting nuts and bolts and not in the boneyard because this is what was doing. Swartz was just he said for like six weeks, all I did was sort nuts and bolts and I was like, **** that job. Yeah, no, I was on the boat and I should have taken that job. I had a
Speaker: I was out in the boneyard participating in the boneyard 500. I'm the Gators on the John Deere Gator. I work for North situation that I worked for. Uh, I worked for Excel buffing and polishing. And Excel buffing and polishing, they gave me the keys to a forklift and I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait to take a job doing something that had nothing to do with our, with our trade that we were in.
Speaker: I got it in class. That's all that mattered. I didn't. No. Yeah. Anywho. Jesus Christ. I love that job. Third shift. Third shift. They let me drive a forklift and I got paid a lot of money. I recently just found out they went out of business. I'm kind of pissed about it. I don't know why, but I've worked there in like 20 plus years.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, I was going to say, I mean, yeah, I was plus years ago. I mean, it could have been sometimes cancer takes a while to kill you. I'm just saying that job was so, it was such a cake job. I mean, with your, with your, with your multi -dick skills, they probably did miss you after you left. Well, maybe that's what, maybe that's what happened. Yeah.
Speaker: they're like, Oh, the little guy's gone. Oh, pussy's gone. No, that's the alien that worked there. That job was a cake job, man. And like, they, they would buy your boots. They would pay for your boots. So and they'd have a catalog sitting there. I have like nine pairs of boots.
Speaker: that I got free. Because I was like, Oh, these look nice. I'll take them. He put in the order, and they'll pay for it. Always like companies that I need a new pair of boots every week. Yeah. Companies that I work for that we're like, we're gonna buy your boots. I was just they didn't even look at the prices. I was like, I like those.
Speaker: And usually what I was like, Ooh, I like those. Those are cool. Usually the ones that I looked at were like the cheapest ones too. And I'm like, if the guys would be like, yo, you can get anything you want. I'm like, yeah, but I like those. They look like they're going to be the most comfortable. Yeah. I had, I had six pairs of red wing boots and I guarantee you those fuckers are probably still usable.
Speaker: Well, I had a pair of Justin boots that I bought when I was 16 and I'd probably still have them today if they didn't get stolen. Yeah. That was a thing back in the day too, man. Everybody had adjusted boots hat. Senior year, everybody and their brother had adjusted boots hat, man. It was like, uh, what's that? Like Ed Hardy. Yeah.
Speaker: It was our version of Artie. Either you weren't an Artie hat or or Justin Boots hat. I mean, I always wore. Of course I wear. I always wear cowboy hat or my. What's one of my sports teams hats? I had three or four Justin Boots hat. I had my cowboy hat. Much like.
Speaker: I feel like I should be doing the show in my white cowboy hat since uh, I'm wearing a Billy Bob jersey tonight. I know, right? Um, the **** C10 pickup too. Yeah, I think I would. That was a **** a little **** I don't know about you but the song has been stuck in my
Speaker: to the point where I had to listen to the original today on Spotify. What is the original? I give a little bit. Oh, yeah. It was one of those one hit wonders. Yeah. Oh, I was, I was scrolling through, uh, there's a, there's an Instagram page that I follow. It's like nineties or something like that. And they posted, they posted a reel and it had like 10 songs on it. They're like,
Speaker: One -hit wonders that we've never forgotten about and I was like watching it going. Oh Dude, right and you're going right on your Spotify. You're like saying Well, I went to YouTube music because I don't use the same difference. No Cuz you're gay Rock my Spotify 24
Speaker: I like Spotify. I listen to Spotify for a podcast, but as far as music goes, I don't really care for Spotify to listen to music on. I love the YouTube for music because I can literally punch an artist in and I can either choose artist radio, which is going to be like, like if I put in Jason Aldean and I hit radio, there's going to be artists that are similar to him, sound like him, have that same country style, whatever.
Speaker: I just recently started doing that when you they when you hit repeat prior you would hit repeat everything you have then repeat one and then they have a repeat and it's it's a repeat that that literally songs like it or songs from the same artist yeah then I have my playlist or not my playlist it's a mix that they make based off of the music that we listen to and they surprise it but if I you know if I go to Jason Aldean and I go to and I click on Jason Aldean
Speaker: It'll bring up all his songs and all his albums and I can and like, you know, I say It hasn't always and and I've and the other thing when I want to listen to a specific song You can't do that on Spotify because you punch it in there and then they do play some random ass fucking song. It's like really? Yeah
Speaker: where on YouTube, if I want to hear a specific song, if you want to hear a specific song on Spotify, you do have to have Spotify preview, but it's YouTube. It's YouTube music. It's not the right, you know, they're two different platforms. It's by YouTube, but two, but, um, uh, not only that, but it's going to pull up every Jason Aldean album. And I like, like Jason is one of those artists where I can listen to an entire album.
Speaker: Not just one or two songs. Every album he has, I can listen to the whole thing. And that's really cool. And there's other artists out there where, like, say for instance, Bon Jovi put out that Young Guns 2 album. I love every song on that. Or as we said earlier, Guardians of the Galaxy has had awesome soundtracks. Even the Thor movies have had killer soundtracks. So I can just put in Thor soundtrack, Thor Ragnarok soundtrack, and just listen to that entire album.
Speaker: And then once that, once that album is done, it'll play songs that are similar. Yeah. That are similar. So it's like, hell yeah. Yeah. I mean, I use Spotify for podcasts because they're Spotify podcasts. I use Spotify. Like what I like about Spotify is with Spotify premium. You don't have, you don't have to have internet. If you have saved songs. Oh yeah. You can do the same to your playlist. I have, I have over 2000 songs on there where I can just.
Speaker: I'm going to rock it out while I'm walking to the store or or riding around town. Yeah. Uh YouTube has that too. You save them to your playlist and you can listen to them anytime. but uh but um but um it is uh don't you **** I'm running. I'm
Speaker: Galactic Champion. Don't tell me. I am Earth's greatest champion. I'll tell you. You're supposed to dance with me, sir. I'm running low on energy. Listen. Listen. Let me continue to talk, alright?
Speaker: You're not dancing with me, pal. I'm dancing with you. We mentioned on Wednesday, we can't be doing these five hour fucking episodes. Well, I got to say, you know, we're talking about earlier, I got to say these five hour episodes. They're good. They're not terrible. They're good stuff. We get on a roll. We get we get to having fun. But. I thought listeners should be mad at them.
Speaker: Really? They're getting a lot of listens, buddy. A lot of listen. I was hoping to be out of here in three hours. I'm going to be out of here in three hours. That's fine. I can entertain myself. I'm not worried about it. I got something else to do. Yeah. I actually had an idea and I meant to run that by you before tonight, but I got sidetracked this afternoon, uh, when I, or this, when I got home and totally forgot about that. Um,
Speaker: And also, I don't know how well it's going to work since I have a bad habit of getting in trouble. But I was thinking about, and I know you'll do this because we've done this before, and I know you're not going to poo -poo on it and go, you just do it. I was thinking about doing the show here, but simultaneously going live on TikTok together as well and being on the two platforms at the same time and just having
Speaker: I mean, we could totally do that. I mean, and I know you would do it where when we brought it up in the past, you know, Tony was like, just go live, Glick. So what they get one side of the goddamn conversation. Yeah. And we all live together. Then it would be like on TikTok. They're watching the podcast. But it's just like the YouTube and stuff. And we can maybe start pushing and gravitating some of them towards the YouTube. Exactly. But. Anywho.
Speaker: Jeff's feeling a little rundown. You want to know why? Because he drank a monster and he's crashing. He's probably got jitters because he doesn't listen to me. He don't listen. Look at it. You see his hands? Look at him. He's jittery. I wonder why? Because he doesn't listen to Earth's greatest champion. Now we got that. He doesn't listen to our greatest champion.
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Speaker: You'll thank us later. I promise you. With that being said, I don't even have any music.
Speaker: Uh, I have started on creating a, uh, lowering the volume of the music and creating a voiceover for it, but I'm not done yet. Before you start posting that everywhere, because I'm also doing the same thing. I'm tinkering around with a couple ideas, send it to me and I'll send you mine and we can kind of decide which one we like better. Yep. Yep. Are you even if, even if like, even if like,
Speaker: you might like the first thing I say and I might like the last thing you say. And you might like my voice server or you might be decided your voice server is better and then just kind of, we'll clap it up. We'll mix it up. We'll mix them in. We'll figure something out. That's just fodder so I can find music.
Speaker: Well, that's when I played the video. You had 22 seconds to find a fucking song. But, you know, we have like 100 goddamn songs on here, but I did find one. Whose fault is that? I mean, do I pick bad music, though? I didn't say you did, but we literally, for those listening, we got done on Wednesday. And how many videos did we remove? Oh, I know we removed several videos. We were.
Speaker: Plus we had like those we don't use it no more. Plus we have those like one off clips that were like, yeah, we're both guilty of that. I'm guilty. I'm 100 % guilty of the music. But again, do I pick bad music? Have I ever made a bad musical decision? I'm not saying, I'm not saying anything. There's nothing bad about the videos that we played that we kept, but you know, we haven't used them in so long. Some of them were literally just one offs. Yeah.
Speaker: And we just never got rid of it. Uh, but I do got a song here, miss Laney gardener. We haven't played this in a hot minute and her cover of Fleetwood max dreams. She did a really good job. I don't know if you remember this Jeff or not, but this young lady absolutely kills it. So miss Laney gardener on YouTube, check her out, show her some love. And we'll be back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: You want your freedom Well, who am I to keep you down? It's all right that you should play the way you feel it But listen carefully to the sound
Speaker: of a loneliness like a heartbeat drives you mad in the stillness of remembering what you had and what you loved and what you had and what you loved
Speaker: And the only happens when it's raining There's only love you when they're playing Say, oh, Emma, they will come and they will go When the rain washes you clean, you know
Speaker: Now here I go again I see the crystal visions I keep my visions to myself
Speaker: It's only me that wants to wrap around your dreams, yeah Have you any dreams you like to sell? Dreams of loneliness like a heartbeat drives you mad And the stillness of remembering what you had
Speaker: All they have runs when it's raining Pairs, all they love you when they're playing Take a woman, they will come and they will go Where the rain washes you clean you low
Speaker: When the rain washes you clean you up
Speaker: Excellent song. Yeah, buddy. If y 'all were not singing along and just vibing out to that young lady singing shame on you, I say shame. How do you like that? How do you like that reference, Jeffrey? You like that? You like that? Little, little Lord of the Potter reference. Lord of the Potter Thrones.
Speaker: I'm going to go hang myself. Ladies and gentlemen, that is from that is from Game of Thrones. I had everyone watch the show but that was a good reference, right buddy? You like that? No, that was good. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Speaker: well I mean you know sometimes sometimes when you're the chosen one you're the chosen one brother I'm gonna start an intergalactic civil war you know I didn't
Speaker: the intro girl in the intergalactic life did not choose me or i didn't choose the intergalactic life the intergalactic life chose me god damn words are hard yeah yeah words are hard motherfucker how do you spell intergalactic why am i asking you how do you spell intergalactic how do you spell intergalactic
Speaker: you know, there's this thing called, you know, Google where you can you do by one letter. Oh, I missed a man. There we go. I changed my name intergalactic plan again. So Kevin and I watched what's that fucking movie?
Speaker: it's uh the get smart yes and and all week he's been he missed it by that much i'm like god damn it shut up boy i'm like i'm gonna stop showing you fucking classic movies and tv shows of course the kids in school are like i don't get it he's like you got a good tv show back in the day oh
Speaker: Yeah, with Agent 99 and shit. They also did a movie with Steve Carell playing the main part. And the Rock was the bad guy. Spoiler alert. I'm trying to set up my phone here. I was actually trying to set up TikTok on my break.
Speaker: actually not a spoiler alert. Uh, the rock was still the rock in that movie. Oh shit. I need a fucking tablet. Damn it. Um, breaking news, breaking news as of today, Jeffrey. Yeah. Peep this. Um, dude was arrested.
Speaker: Da, da, da, Las Vegas man arrested and committed. Wait, sir, wait, sir, wait, sir. I got a video for you. We are on a fucking same path, Link. Check it out. 27 years. 27 years. For 27 years, the family of Tupac Shakur has been waiting for justice.
Speaker: We are here today to announce the arrest of 60 -year -old Dwayne Keith Davis, aka Kefee Dee, for the murder of Tupac Shakur. Davis was arrested this morning by my LVMPD criminal apprehension team, and this investigation started on the 9th of September 7th, 1996. It is far from over.
Speaker: See? Same fucking wavelength, sir. You're muted. No idea what you just said. Now you're muted. The same wavelength, but for future reference. Stop remembering! Did I steal your thunder, sir? I just need you to calm down a little bit. And you'll get to play your videos. You'll get to play your videos.
Speaker: bring it down, squirrely Dan, bring it down. Here's, here's the kicker. I found that video on break scroll to the tickers came up. I was like, Oh, yeah. Um, well, so there you guys have it. Um, man arrested in connection, uh, the Tupac secures killing, um, 27 it's been 27 years. That's that's wild. Um, but here's that here's that here's another old kicker for you.
Speaker: Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Speaker: The fact checks have come in. He wasn't lying. Yeah. Well, they didn't say that he actually did it in that clip. Uh, they, they said he was arrested, which means maybe he's not talking. You know, I mean, little Kim went to jail for not snitching. So it could be that. What's his nuts. The rainbow rapper got out of jail for snitching. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know what the fuck his name is, goofy bastard. I don't know, the guy with numbers on his face. Yeah, and he's got like skittle teeth and rainbow colored hair, fucking queer. I'm glad we're adults now. I mean, the people to quote unquote look up to are dog shit. Let's be honest.
Speaker: Oh, God, I love this woman. She cracks me up. She, um, she messaged me earlier. She, uh, changed hotels, uh, where she works at. There's discount for the, uh, she works for Athena hotels. We've been having some issues with, um, not Trevago.
Speaker: Oh Expedia Travel off me. I don't know what the hell she is Well, please Anyways the last two bookings that we've had story
Speaker: The last two bookings that we've had, uh, when we got to the hotel, they didn't have our reservations in the computer. So they're like, oh yeah, fucking hell. So we have a third reservation with this, with this online company. Fuck is the name like goddamn.
Speaker: I'm so stupid. I failed you. You're so stupid. I failed you.
Speaker: sorry if I'm wrong, hotels .com and I'm about to shit all over you, but hotels .com, I believe is what it is. Um, so we've had two hotels booked in the last couple of months and we got there and they were like, Oh, we don't have your reservations in the computer. Even though you look online, they're plainly right there. So she called the one, uh, just to make sure
Speaker: They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we got you whatever, but we're going to Jason Aldean and we got a hotel because, you know, we're going to drink and, you know, we're responsible adults and we're going out. We're going to drink. We're going to go to the show's over. We're going to drink some more. And, you know, so she got this hotel, but I've been teasing her because as you know, from the one hotel, I called it the murder hotel. Well, when we went to
Speaker: stealers. I was like, strike two. She's like, it's not a murder hotel. I'm like, no, but it's a great. It is a great hotel. I feel like I can get great. You pay by the night. No, it was it was it was red roof in but by the hour. Yes, Jeff.
Speaker: Because if I don't agree, you're going to keep throwing it out there. Yes. Did I say for the first time my wife took me to Mexico City? No. Go ahead, finish your story. I got a little quick story for you. So, you know, we were changing hotels for Jason Aldean.
Speaker: And she was like, I got a king sized bed and then Jacuzzi. I was like, hell yeah. Nice. And then she just messaged me. She just messaged me. She's like, and it's not a grapey murder hotel. So I messaged back. Finally. Well, there goes my fucking weekend. I'm doing some grapeing and murdering.
Speaker: after Jason. So, uh, well, my wife first night, like before Kevin was born, my wife, my wife and I decided we were going to go to visit family for, you know, her family's in Mexico city and we were staying at grandma's place and grandma's place is not very big. And we were going to be there for a whole week. And after like two days, I was like, this, this, this, this thing. No.
Speaker: We got to go somewhere. So she, she, she looks online and just down the street, like a block and a half away or three or four blocks or whatever, there was a little hotel. I was like, well, let's go there. It was cheap and expensive. It was a good thing. We didn't have kids because it was a hotel. You, you could rent it by the night or the week.
Speaker: But it was also you could rent it by the hour. It was called Planet Hotel. And every time we go there, she's like, yeah, we'll get a hotel. I'm like, are we staying in a fucking Planet Hotel again? Great shit on TV, by the way. If you like porn.
Speaker: When my ex -wife and I, Jesus Christ. When we first decided we were moving down to Charleston. So she called me one day at work and she was like, Hey, I have a job interview Friday morning. And she called me like Thursday, Thursday morning, the next day.
Speaker: And she's like, you have a job interview as well. Friday morning. Can you get off tomorrow? And I said, yeah, no big deal. You know, I was working at OSU at the time. So I just thought, Hey, I need to take a personal day tomorrow. They're like, okay, just put it in the, yeah, just put it in the thing. No worries. So I, I worked, got off work, went home. She had packed a bag. You know, we were only going down there for basically the weekend. We were going to go down for Friday that we stayed and we came home Sunday. I think it was.
Speaker: Well, you know, I had, I literally just worked all day, got home, literally took the kids. I think they went to her parents or something like that, or to her mom, the girls do our stuff in the car and we hit the road. So I'd already been at work all day, 12 hour drive down there. And we got down there and it was like fucking.
Speaker: four o 'clock in the morning, five o 'clock in the morning, something like that. And I was like, like, I know we got our interviews in like five or six hours. We just need to find someplace that we can sleep. And I said, you know, whatever. Not being from down there. This was something that I learned after living down there and working down there where we were staying. That was not the greatest area, but she just found the cheapest, easiest hotel and on the drive down.
Speaker: and book the room. We were only going to be sleeping for like four or five hours, maybe if that, whatever. Dude, we got down there and if it was not the epitome of a fucking crack prostitute murder hotel, I don't know.
Speaker: I don't know what to tell you, man. Like it was everything you see in the movie. Everything you see in TV or on the movies with those types of hotels. And when I tell you that she slept, she passed the fuck out. When I tell you I could not sleep in that hotel, not a fucking wink. But I show up at this interview on, haven't slept in like 28 hours.
Speaker: Literally worked the day before all day drove all night fucking just Fucking living a damn Monster energy and and I was like I told her on the way. It was like we got two more days you You gotta find a better hotel like you know, you gotta you gotta find something. I'd be like I don't care if it cost me Five hundred dollars a night. I don't give a damn how much it costs, but you got a shithole
Speaker: I was like, yeah, dude. And it was, and we did stay in a nicer hotel the next couple of days, but man alive. That was the, that was the epitome of rock bottom hotel. Like you are either committing suicide or really starting to
Speaker: Yeah, you're going there to kill yourself or you've literally hit rock bottom and this is your your your turnaround where you're like, alright, you know, you're in there. Yeah, you know, like yeah, there was no in between or it's just like hell man. Oh my god.
Speaker: Well, the place that we stayed at, that Planet Hotel we stayed at in Mexico City, it was like, I don't know, 10 minutes to the airport, five minutes to her grandma's, all by cab, of course, and a decent area. And from the outside, it just looked like a fucking hotel that had a parking garage underneath. I was like, this is perfect.
Speaker: And we get in there and you start hearing shit. I'm like, I don't think there's a hotel we want to bring the kids to, ever. I think there's a hotel that I want to bring myself to, ever. Yeah. Oh, man. But it was like, I was like, well, we're in this room because it was like, it was like, I think it was 250 paces a night, which is like 12 bucks. I'm like, that's cheap.
Speaker: And the next closest cheapest hotel was a hundred bucks a night. I was like, this is perfect. Cause this is back when we didn't have a ton of money and fucking we get in. I was like, okay, this is not a bad room. It's not terrible. It's not, it's not ugly. You know, didn't have fit for review. And I'm like, yeah, we can totally, we can totally stay here. This is fine. Then I turn on the TV and it's nothing but porn. I'm like, huh?
Speaker: I don't think it was a hotel. Most people stay up for a weekend. So, in other words, you know, the bathroom, brush your teeth and shit. She's like, what do you mean? I was like, come here. She comes in. She's like, why are you watching porn? I said, there's five channels. That's all they have. It's these lips. This one has a decent plot. Oh, look, she's naked. She's naked. Yeah. So, I mean, like I said, basically, it was it was a hotel right up your alley. Yeah.
Speaker: my people. Like the last time, uh, when we went last December, when we went to Mexico city, we stayed at, uh, Oh, fuck it. I can't remember the name of the hotel. Really nice hotel. Uh, it was like 250 bucks a night, something like that. And we're on like this 10th floor or some shit. Great place.
Speaker: It took it took Kevin, Michelle and I 30 minutes to walk to the zoo. Yeah, decent area. I don't stay in a whole lot of hotels. No. Like we're not staying in any hotels when we go to Europe when we first get there. We're actually renting an Airbnb for a month. I'm going to try this out. Hopefully we don't as we're talking about hotel horror stories, because I actually had some stuff pulled up,
Speaker: Yeah, we're just we're gonna do what we normally do. We're just gonna freestyle it right on top of our heads as we as we rock this show out, but I'm alive on TikTok right now. I mean, dude, like when when I first came home, I decided I was going to take a week and go to Michigan. Right, and
Speaker: And I booked my hotel online and everything like that. And again, I'll say it. I have no problem saying it. Red roof in the pictures of this hotel and the exterior of this hotel looks super nice. And it was a hell of a deal. Right. So I got this great fucking deal. And then an engineer looks nice and everything like that. And I show up there. Right. Outside is like.
Speaker: Okay. I'm starting to question some life decisions here. You walk in the door and the damn decor of the hotel hadn't been changed since like 1972. And it's still smoking there. And I'm like, the fuck am I going to do? I literally have this damn hotel booked.
Speaker: for a week. You know, I was up there for a week and I put it in the area where I put it at because it was it was close to a little bit of everything, you know, right down the street from Ann Arbor. There were some good bars and restaurants in the area that had really good reviews. Right. And and then, you know, the mall was right down the road. What up, motherfucker? This and the other thing. Hey, how do I find you on TikTok? I can't
Speaker: so we can be on TikTok together. Oh, are you fucking following the podcast page? Yeah. Oh, I don't mind it. We all have on a Friday, but dude, it was it was like, all right, I'm going to make the best of it. I had to switch rooms because I'm pretty sure somebody was murdered in the room the night before I got there.
Speaker: And then they like upgraded, upgraded my room. But, uh, he just, when you, when you, when you, in the day and age of book it online, you know, cause a lot of times you remember back in the day, you'd just pull up to a hotel and go inside and be like, Hey, are you, do you have any rooms available or you call them or whatever? Um, and, uh,
Speaker: There you go. A lot is like, where and when did you take these pictures? Right. What, what, what decade I sent your request by the way, make sure you turn your camera on and shit. You're a goofy bastard. Yeah. Turn your volume down. Yeah. I got to turn my volume down too.
Speaker: Yeah, cuz I left cuz I was sharing it. Yeah Fucking turn it down. It says big she can't There we go. It turned on you dirty whore And now we're we're multi multi -stream
Speaker: Multirandom broadcasting if you will. Yeah. Look at that. Ooh. What did you do there? We are fancy. Fancy up in this business. We're fancy like other people. Fucking. Anywho. Yeah. Fucking.
Speaker: I don't know. Unless you're, unless you're, unless you're like going to like a Hilton or, you know, I gotta give Mary out some luck. Mary outs are nice, dude. I like the Marriott. The inter Galactical champion. I was going to say, get yourself a magic marker and write intergalactic. It just fell. Um,
Speaker: You know, just never know with hotels, man. You wind up at a grapey murder hotel and just got to try to make the best of it at the end of the day. No, I said, I'm not a big, I don't go to a whole bunch of hotels. I worked in a lot of hotels, you know, living here. So, you know,
Speaker: being in hotels all the time, I don't want to do it because I've been in a book. I spent like 10 years working in a hotel. I don't want to go to hotels anymore. It's like, yes, the flashback. Right. And I'm like, well, I'm good. Let's just get an Airbnb. Which is actually Airbnb might be going away, too. That's a possibility.
Speaker: Oh, speaking of things going away. Really? You think Airbnb is going to go away? Well, I think, I think I read. Well, when I say read, I watched it on TikTok, but I think Canada is trying to get rid of Airbnb. Like they're, they're making it like you're not allowed to do it. So it's like, Oh, but I, I don't, the problem is like you have people that have literally
Speaker: spent hundreds of thousands of dollars buying multiple properties to literally turn it into an Airbnb. And then you run into that problem where it's like, if the cancellation of Airbnb as a business in wherever I saw the video, wherever they were talking about it, I think it's a terrible idea. But there's a reason why I'm not in charge because
Speaker: Because I would probably run a country better than most politicians. Nice. What's going on, Mark? Listen, all right. When you drink your tea, you raise that little pinky in the air. Just to let everyone know how much of a cut you really are. That's words from our buddy across the pond. Well, does Butcher say that too? When he's hanging out with that dude? Probably.
Speaker: I don't know. I'd have to rewatch it. I'm actually contemplating rewatching the boys. New season's going to come out soon. Um, yeah, I don't, I don't foresee Airbnb going out of business, but did you see Netflix will be sending that last DVD or Blu -ray out? Oh, really? They still do that. Apparently. Here's a quick Google search for it.
Speaker: And I tell you that because I'm out of devices at this moment. Unfortunately, so am I. I can open up a new tab. It's not like my computer's not used to having 14 tabs open up once. I can do that too. Now you know how it feels, the pressure. Good, man. I'm rocking it out here real quick.
Speaker: I just got to get to the right. I don't want to check out that one. I said that one website that I sent you where they they they they don't rent you a DVD. They send you like five DVDs called what's in the box. We're going to we're going to change the whole.
Speaker: Dynamic of what's in the box? I know. Well, they they send you Like you order two or three movies and then they send you two mystery movies that you quote -unquote never heard of I'm like, yeah, good luck with that because Between you and me how many movies out there that you and I haven't seen? Kind of new shit, you know, so it's like good luck with that boys But
Speaker: The problem with the DVD dynamic and the Blu -ray dynamic, like unless I order them online, I almost can't buy DVDs in this town no more or Blu -ray. So Friday will be the day Netflix will mail its final DVD, the company confirmed in a Facebook post, but the red envelope remains an enduring symbol of our love of entertainment.
Speaker: Okay. Uh, blah, blah, blah. DVDs will always be in our DNA. I was trying to look. I'm curious on what DVD it is. You know, at least let it be a good movie. You know, it's like fucking something stupid. I can't remember what it was. But, um, it's like a Barbie movie.
Speaker: So I mean, they're finally, they're finally given up. You got to monitor the comments there. Which one? On the fucking show on YouTube. That's the same one. Nothing new. Yeah. Technician. Uh, we're live here on Friday because somebody
Speaker: is literally literally going out of town. What do you think the first ever Netflix movie that was mailed out was? When did it happen? When did the person get sent? About 25 years ago. 98. Netflix also turns 25 this year with Google. 98.
Speaker: Um I'm drawing a blank. What do you got? Just take it. Just take a stab in the door. Jurassic Park. No, I'll give you a hint. Dear like, come in. I want to go. Beetlejuice. Nice. I'm not mad at that. That's a good one. Good choice. First person to order. Yeah, Beetlejuice was the first ever Netflix movie set. What?
Speaker: Well, I'll be the last. I mean, Robin, a little. Reach around. Yeah, right. We'll be the last Netflix movie sent in the mail. It doesn't say I was going to say I don't think I'm going to let everybody know. But yeah, it'll probably be mentioned when they actually send it.
Speaker: Yeah. So they, they are discontinuing their, their DVDs, Blu -ray rental type shit where you can go online and you know, now it's so, so this, this begs the question. Does that mean, and I don't know if you guys have them down there, but, um, and granted I can understand why people are probably still doing like
Speaker: by mail or this that and the other thing because it's a whole hell of a lot cheaper to get brand new movies than buying them off of like prime or whatever, you know what I mean? Right, right. Yeah. Right. So this this begs the question of. Breadbox. Do you guys have bread boxes that are going to go up and it's like a bread box down here. But yeah, it was it was like a vending machine.
Speaker: Yeah, you can go up as a touch screen. You go up, you scroll the movies. They had video games and stuff like that in there that you could rent. And then you just pay three or four bucks to rent a movie and. You take it home, you watch it, you play the game for a week or whatever, and then and then you and then you. Take it back and yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, well, here here they never really had.
Speaker: Like the Netflix on where you'd mail it out because everybody in their brother down here had a video rental store. Like it was a, it was an actual thing where mom and pop video rental stores were still big up until like four or five years ago. I had one for a short time.
Speaker: I actually owned, well, I owned a part of one. Yeah. So like to the point where, uh, when my wife and I first got together, literally literally four houses down from where we were, we could go rent a movie. Like it would cost us like a dollar, you know,
Speaker: And we'd have, we could have it for a couple of days, you know. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. You, you, you know, but you know, unfortunately it sounds like, uh, Netflix is, is, is going the way of blockbuster. I wonder if red, red box will be going that way too. I mean, I don't know why the word, uh, but, um, well, you know, the problem, the problem with the internet, you know, like.
Speaker: Wednesday you mentioned that night to bad -ass them. I was able to find it online. Not on a streaming service. I have other websites that function. Yeah, I mean literally with the internet and all the goddamn streaming services, I mean you got your big ones Prime, Netflix, Paramount's coming up, Max,
Speaker: And then even Peacock throw Peacock and and Disney. I'm going to throw that. You know, she wants to get all your smaller ones like Pluto and to be and stuff like that. And you got stuff like Roku TV. Yeah. And, you know, as long as it is on Roku TV for free. Yeah. As long as you don't mind like ads on to be in Pluto, it's all free and a ton of movies and television shows and they have live TV, too. And it's based off of your location to some degree.
Speaker: But, um, you know, so literally anything you want to watch and not to mention all the, uh, illegal websites, like you were getting ready to mention website. Well, you were, you were, but you mentioned website that we want to watch is at the touch of our fingers. But I think as far as our generation goes, I know.
Speaker: It's starting to die out as our kids are growing up and stuff like that. Granted, we go on one of the streaming sites, but we still like to have the family movie night. We try to do it on Tuesdays because that's what everybody's here. Nicky's not working and then Austin's not working and everything like that. So we try to do the family movie night, but again, we're watching on the streaming site.
Speaker: So unfortunately, like the DVD and the Blu -ray Reynolds, and I can't even believe DVDs are still a thing, but I mean, whatever. Um, they're going for the lay of the dodo, but not all is lost, Jeffrey. Not all is lost, my friend, because there's some nineties nostalgia. And even some us when we were kids nostalgia, that's making a comeback, my friend. Oh, I like a good comeback story. Well, my favorite skin Kardashian. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Save it for the Kevin Ollie Show. Save it for the Kevin Ollie Show. Go ahead. Go ahead. What, what, what, what this song is coming back to? Well, for the first time in over 20 years, a group has dropped a brand new song off of their brand new album because they have reunited. Ooh. All right. All you, all you moms.
Speaker: Out there that grew up with us 40 year old moms. I know you're going to be ready for this. In sync is back. Justin Timberlake band back together. They have a brand new album coming out. They're going to drop their first song called better place and nearly 20 years. Which is a part of the controls movie.
Speaker: but I also, I think a little birdie told me. I think I heard through the grapevine. Speaking of nostalgia, a little of the California crazy. I heard it through the grapevine. I know they didn't originally sing a song, but bear with me people. Come on. Yes. Justin Timberlake, Chris Kirkpatrick, JC, Shazzez, Lance Bass, and the fat one. I mean, Joey Fatone.
Speaker: I was about to do the same thing, but then I was like wait, it just said their name in the song, so no, that's not them. NSYNC is back, ladies and gentlemen. They've got a brand new album coming out, a brand new song, and I think they have a tour set up. The boys are back, as new kids on the block did.
Speaker: Uh, but backstreet boys have got on tour as recently new kids are they bringing sexy back to I don't know if they're bringing sexy back, but I did hear it's gonna be may I got that reference, right? Your son's a bitches. Yeah, he did. Well, that's what the sexy back is timber lake as well as the other timber like song I can think of
Speaker: All I'm saying is all those bombs when they go to that concert they're gonna cry me a river But it but it it said it has been 20 years since Timberlake left in sync and according to variety it has been almost 10 years Since the band has performed together. So all you little all you ladies and I can't call you girls now because you're all grown women your moms and
Speaker: You're gonna feel like girls again. Probably rocking a badass fucking mom bod. You guys are excited to see your boys. You grew up on these cats. I'm happy for you. And I'm going to go ahead and say this. If the opportunity is there, I'm going to be right there beside you singing along because I'm a fan of the boy bands. But in my defense, I have four sisters growing up.
Speaker: So, and I was the only boy. So, you know, I, you know, I heard a lot of the boy band stuff, you know, and I'm a fan of it. I like good music. Judge me. Crucify me. Like I'm Jeebus. If you will. That's not the only nostalgia that's coming back, Jeffrey. Oh. Do you remember growing up? No. And taking and taking a
Speaker: a a a specific oath, if you will. Oh, shit. Do you remember taking the oath of I'm a Toys R Us kid? I don't want to grow up. There's a million toys, a million toys and toys and things that I can play with kids. Chris, you know, from bikes to trains to video games. Yes. Yeah. Love making Toys R Us.
Speaker: Well, Toys R Us to open 24 flagship stores. They will also get this, man. This is cool. They will also open. God damn it. Open up, you dirty whore.
Speaker: They will also open stores at airports and cruise ships. How fucking cool is that? You can be on a cruise. Because airports, they're going to guarantee people are going to pop in. That's smart. That's a good business plan. Because let's be honest, when you go to an airport, you're not necessarily finding the best stores. I mean, yeah, you can buy your duty free cigarettes and
Speaker: and go to bubblegum trip, but get something for the kiddies at Toys R Us. I'm not mad at that. Here we go. We'll go here. Toys R Us once bankrupt plans new flagship stores. WHP Global, the parent company of Toys R Us said on Friday it would open up two dozen flagship stores starting next year along with shops in airports and on cruise ships.
Speaker: cruise ships is a smart idea too. Toys R Us, the once ambiguous chain that drew generations of children with its signature primary colors and Jeffrey or Giafri if you're a pompous prick. If you're a cunt, yes. The giraffe
Speaker: will attempt a comeback six years after filing for bankruptcy. It plans to open 24 flagship stores across the United States starting next year.
Speaker: In addition to the new brick and mortar stores, Toys R Us would also open shops in airports and on cruise ships through a partnership with Go Retail Group. The first airport shop will open in early November in Terminal A of Dallas -Fort Worth International. There you go, Texans. One of the busiest airports in the world. We probably have a reason to go to Texas. Yes, sir. Finally.
Speaker: Finally, the integral has come to Texas. If you smell. There's only two reasons. There's only two reasons, sir, to go to Texas. What are those two reasons? Toys R Us and West Canaan football. You're goddamn right. The greatest football ever. 1989 state champs.
Speaker: right there, baby. They're champs like this. Champ recognizes champ. But the chairman.
Speaker: so uh ladies and gentlemen be on the lookout again again us us us gen xers man we're getting excited the 90s are coming back in the 80s are coming back ladies and gentlemen in sync is back on tour in sync's got a new album in sync's got a new song
Speaker: and for the love of god i am almost a 42 year old man and i cannot wait and i hope i get a toys or us in my area because i cannot wait to walk through those doors once again because yeah it is like a little slice of heaven on earth and i took my oath very seriously ladies and gentlemen here's my thing here's the thing so you know the the south nostalgia theme where's the heart
Speaker: The sounds of themed restaurants and stuff like that are great. But, you know, in the fact that they're not going online, you know, Toys R Us, I'm sure they have an online store, but a brick and mortar store, that's going to drive you and me in. And let's be honest, most kids stores, most kids stores, the kids aren't paying for it. Mom and dad aren't.
Speaker: Well, yeah, and I don't you know, I'm gonna I'm a curmudgety old man I don't like shopping online because I don't want the money Agreed I I Had to pay for my pride today and I was like, oh I fucking hate doing this so I made my wife do it. Mm -hmm Even paid for my streaming services. I don't like to online Yeah, no exactly
Speaker: Uh, and, and, and, and other, uh, nostalgic news just goes even back and forth. There's more, but wait, there's more. It's funny because, uh, lady, lady and I were just talking about this cat earlier today. Another band is releasing a new song. The Rolling Stones are going to release a new song with lady Gaga and wait.
Speaker: There's more. Stevie motherfucking wonder. Holy shit. Rolling Stones. The Rolling Stones have a new album coming out. Mick Jagger is like 70 some years old. We were talking about that earlier and we had to Google his age and Google how many kids he has because he checked this out. A little side note, little squirrel moment, if you will.
Speaker: Just take a wild guess in the dark and tell me how old do you think Mick's oldest kid is and his youngest kid is? Oh, youngest. I'm going to say five oldest. I'm going to say 30. You were close on the youngest. The youngest is six. His oldest is 52 years old. God damn. The man has eight, has eight kids.
Speaker: ranging from 52 to six. Now, the next youngest one from the six -year -old is 24. He has a 51 and a 52 -year -old. I think he has a 39 and 38, a 24, a 25, and in just various ages. You know, the youngest being six. I'm assuming for women, correct?
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, because his first two daughters, the ones that are 52 and 51. I don't know how familiar you are with the Rolling Stones and their music. I happen to be a fan. I do like their music. Mick Jagger had a song called Brown Sugar. Yeah, he did. His two oldest daughters might have had something to do with that song. I'm just saying.
Speaker: one of his daughters unfortunately looks just like him. Yeah, the Rolling Stones have a brand new album coming out and they released their second track from the upcoming album, Hackney Diamonds. The track is called Sweet Sounds of Heaven featuring Lady Gaga and Stevie Wonder. Mick Jagger is 80 years old, Keith Richards.
Speaker: So, uh, yeah, this is the first new album in 18 years for the stones. So, Hey man, 80 years old still wasn't no rolling stone. Papa was not a rolling stone. You are not wrong. I'm just saying my man's 80 years old. The band's been dead. Ladies and gentlemen, spoiler alert. The band's been dead for the last 45 years. Just so you know, they just forgot to lay down. Let's be honest.
Speaker: Um Also, not so nostalgic news You know, I give you guys the good stuff, but you know, I gotta bring you back down Yeah, bring us back down to reality Well another band that's been around since the 70s Actually had to postpone their 23 tour dates Because their lead singer which unintentionally
Speaker: from a man to a woman and looks like everybody's grandma and How his daughter looks just like him, but she's so hot. I'll never understand Yeah, dude looks like a lady grandma Steven Tyler Steven Tyler fraction is larynx
Speaker: the band to postpone the rest of the 2023 tour dates. Now, the cool thing about it is, even though they had to cancel their tour dates and everything like that, they are telling everybody, hold on to your tickets. We're gonna come back. If something happens and we're unable to come back or come to your area or whatever, you will get a full refund. So shout out to Aerosmith for that. You're gonna cut on them. Cut on them. Damn.
Speaker: Age has not been kind to Stephen Tyler because literally he looks like everybody's New Jersey Melted off just hasn't fallen off yet. Yeah. Well, he looks like he looks like a From New Jersey. I'm just saying yeah. Yeah and and and Old boy from Rolling Stones when the world ends it's gonna be ham and bunch cockroaches. Let's be honest
Speaker: Yeah, it's gonna be the rolling stones I would not surprise me one bit if he outlived you and me No, yeah, I mean I mean when the Armageddon comes Yeah, it's literally going to be the Rolling Stones and cockroaches will be the only living things left on the planet yeah, or when I started By name of my new a friend pussy
Speaker: Somehow cockroaches and the Rolling Stones will survive And you know Keith Richards just looking down, you know, I smoked you relative Oh, I wonder if that's why I had to I wonder if that's why I had to put the flag at half staff today Senator Diane Feinstein died. That's who it was. Thank you
Speaker: I hope we were talking about that before. Yeah. Feinstein died. Yeah. She had a good run. She had a good run. Cheers to you. Big ups. R .I .P. Senator Feinstein. Well, I would be remiss if I didn't mention, I know you're not a fan, but Mike Sir, Michael Gambon died as well. I still don't know. He played Dumbledore in Harry Potter.
Speaker: tourists are a good thing. Nice girl. You are, you are the worst when it comes to like comments. Uh, yeah, I have the videos. Uh, but yeah, um, Michael Gambon, he, uh, he died. He was like 90. Wait a minute. It's just been seen. I don't know.
Speaker: I want you back. Is that insane? Or is it still back? Sorry, I'm still stuck over here. I'm way over here. Well, I'm really trying to think of fucking insane songs. So Michael Gambon was like, as I said, he was played in. Somebody started playing Dumbledore in in the third Harry Potter. Went all the way through the end. He was also in the King's Beach layer cake.
Speaker: um open range excellent actor shut up i'll say i'll say i'll say a boy no rfp all right i i don't
Speaker: The rounds out my head. I don't recognize the name. He's one of those actors where where you even though even though you are a movie fan, if you saw him, you'd be like, OK, I know that guy. What's his name? Michael Gambon. Michael Gambini. He is also. Yeah, you know who he is. Hold on a second. I'm trying to see who he is. Michael Gambon. Can I see some images of this guy? Wow, he looks homeless in that picture.
Speaker: Yeah, dude, I honestly, I do not recognize him. He was an Irish actor, but I mean, I'm not shitting on him or anything like that. He was in the movie Toys with Rob Williams. I was in the Kingsman, the Golden Circle. I never seen it. That's where the old boy was singing that. I know.
Speaker: literally the only part I've seen in that movie. I do watch the Kingsmen's movie. I think that those movies would be really cool. Yeah, but they're like, they're really good. They're like low, low priority. I think you didn't know. No disrespect, no disrespect at all. I just, I don't recognize him and you know, and that's just probably because he was in a lot of movies. He was in a lot of movies. Nothing, nothing.
Speaker: that's going to blow your skirt up, you know? But also, as I mentioned before the show, the only person to have a turn on the Top Gear test track named after him because he almost flipped the car. Anybody that's ever watched Top Gear, they do a celebrities and
Speaker: not so impressive cars he was in the king's speech oh wait nevermind sorry he was in the king's man golden circle thank you yeah keep talking shit yeah i was gonna call you yeah see you guys keep scrolling gotta keep scrolling
Speaker: But yeah, Larry said he's just been in a lot of movies that I've never heard of nor would I. Layer cake is excellent. I think you'd like layer cake. It's right up there with the gentleman. So I've seen Sleepy Hollow and I've seen Elie both great movies and I've seen toys. Sleepy Hollow. Sleepy Hollow, he played the like he was like the fuck. What's it called? Obviously, he played an old man.
Speaker: Hey, he was the mayor or some shit. We are doing a show live on YouTube as well, but I'm going to bring it up here. Um, yeah, like I said, I've only seen three of his movies to be 100 % on four. So I, he just had no disrespect. I repeat to him. Oh, well, Mike said being a giant Harry Potter nerd that I am, um,
Speaker: The Harry Potter parks around the world and all of them today at noon, their time, uh, raise their wands. It's basically at the end, at the, at the end, when, when Dumbledore dies in the movies, everybody raises their wands with the lip, with the tip lip. So they all did that in honor of Michael Gambon today, because he did play Dumbledore. Jeff, I'm going to hell.
Speaker: You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. Boy, no one likes you. Yeah, say hi to Dr. Bader. I know you've never seen Harry Potter movies. I know you've never.
Speaker: You probably never will. It's time for a break. Hell of a fucking act. No, like I said, I mean, no disrespect. I just don't know who the guy is. You know, RIP, you know, hopefully sitting good vibes and good thoughts to his family. I'm just not familiar with his work. Like I said, I've seen open range. I don't know who he was in open range.
Speaker: I can't remember anything. I don't remember him in Sleepy Hollow. And there was one other one that I mentioned. I don't even see Sleepy Hollow on here. But he just made movies that were out of my wheelhouse. That's all. And that's no discredit to him or anything like that.
Speaker: but you know, maybe, maybe just maybe in 1940. I mean, maybe just maybe if, uh, you know, you practice better hydration, you know what? I can't even finish that. That's the school. Okay. Even I have a line. Yeah. Even I have a line. Yeah. That's.
Speaker: Oh yeah. Even I have a line and that's, that's, that's, that's crossing it. Yeah. Well, you know what? Maybe, maybe if I was betterly hydrated, I wouldn't cross my own lines. I'm a habitual line crosser, but I typically don't cross my own lines. And apparently I'm not properly hydrated tonight.
Speaker: maybe he was probably I heard the dude was like 80. Yeah. Well, I mean, I mean, Mick Jagger's 80. Nothing to do with it. The guy's done literally every drug under the damn sun more than 20 times, you know, and he's still perfectly fine and kick it. I'm just saying.
Speaker: I take it back. And it's not a line that I crossed. You know what? Fuck it. I'm crossing that line because apparently Mick Janger is still properly hydrated because of some bitch is still popping out babies and popping out music. Maybe Dumbledore. If you were properly hydrated, you would have made better movies and made better choices. But we all can't make that decision. The good decisions in our lives. But one good decision that you guys can make is drinking liquid IV.
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Speaker: Uh, Jeff, uh, your, your, your mommy said you look so excited. Uh, if you guys would like to, you can join us over on YouTube. Not since one nonsense podcast, where are you gonna hang out here? Um, in honor of me over stepping the line. I, Jeff, I understand. I did dude. I 100 % I did, but I was, I was, I was too far.
Speaker: Yeah. That is totally us. Fucking facts. Fucking facts. Um but II, again, I was I was I was too far, man. I was too far gone. I had to roll with it. I had to run with it. Yeah. That was that was a real uh that was that was too close to the sun, sir. That was my genius.
Speaker: You know what that means? It's our part. You know what that means? So, we're going to take a real quick break. Enjoy Darius Rucker, Jason Aldean, Country Catfish, Luke Bryan, and Charles Kelly. You know, song straight to hell because that's where we're going.
Speaker: I grew up just less to the tracks Holding me to homemade bed egg Around your door she's calling out my name She said son won't you go outside I got a man coming over tonight The seventh one in seven days
Speaker: So I go down to the parking lot And hang around all my friends And roam the streets until dawn breaks again
Speaker: She said, where have you been? I said I was out She said you're no good Cause you're running without love And I'm going straight to hell Just like my mama said, yeah
Speaker: Just like my mama said, I'm going straight to hell
Speaker: About what they might have heard And right down they shouted, so it seemed Next door a girl she lived About the same age as me And asked me to come upstairs for a seat
Speaker: the bursting and said you're the son of that bitch in the wind get out of my house and hit the road and I can't hold it like a rolling stone song cause I'm going straight to hell just like my mama said
Speaker: I'm going straight to hell Just like my mama said
Speaker: The stars came out and warned me so as I walked on down the road. Fifty bucks and a suitcase steered me clear. She took my hand as we walked into the sun.
Speaker: I'm going straight to hell Just like my mother said I'm going straight to hell I'm going straight to hell
Speaker: Just like my mama said, I'm going straight to hell I'm going straight to hell
Speaker: Oh, shit, we're back online. We're back on the air. We're back on the air, folks. That is such a good song. I haven't seen a long one.
Speaker: going to hell. Speaking of going to hell, Jeffrey and us going to hell. Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, everybody. That's Jeffrey. That's me. The ailing reaper. I'm your intergalactic champion. Glick. They call me. They call me.
Speaker: Dusty spunk We were talking about that earlier today we were having a good laugh at that She's like I can't believe you to answer. Trust me. Nikki said the same thing. Trust me. You guys are on the same Yeah, by the way, I sent you a link on what so you can watch in comment, okay, how do I
Speaker: Well, I'll send you a link to the show. Yeah. So anyways, he's Jeff, AKA Dusty Spunk. I'm Gligg, AKA the intergalactical champ. Uh, you guys will eventually get to meet my friend Pussy eventually whenever he decides to come in. Uh, we make up non -clinical nonsense. Appreciate you guys listening. Appreciate you guys hanging out. If you're not already, go ahead and check out them socials, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tik Tok.
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Speaker: This is just my bitch. Don't call me my boss, Vera. Let me just tell you something. He's been asking me to come on and watch your fucking show for what, a year now? I make my time. So by the way, you should fire her done.
Speaker: Got a hair done today. I'm not a girl. I'm all I don't do shit like this. I got my hair done. She got a bigger dick than you, dude. I got a bigger dick than most men. That I whip that shit out. That's it. It's not that big of an accomplishment, first and foremost. Chris comes with a magnifying glass. Oh, Chris.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: He's like a bad case of herpes. He is. You know what? I mean, I I met we've known each other now for nine years. I'm still trying for him to shave that thing off the top of his head. I've been asking. He won't give up. No, he won't. I even want to hold that shit. Listen, he's going to start wrapping it around his fucking head.
Speaker: I'm like, I'm regretting this already. I'm regretting this. I used to think LeBron James had a sweet runaway hairline and then Jeff showed back to him and I'm like, bro. Oh, yeah. Yes. And there you are with the fucking cigarette. Do you know, he works for a large financial institution under which I took him under. I trained him.
Speaker: And the motherfucker actually goes on interviews on the fucking camera and smokes cigarette. I had to literally write a training manual that not to smoke while talking to clients. Literally, I mean, how fucking trailer park can you get? Well, you actually wear a nice shirt.
Speaker: and not something that has stains on it from your previous dinner the last night. It's Jeff. It is. Welcome back. It is who you hired.
Speaker: I know, but I've kept them around, you know, how many times I've saved his ass and now be the asshole that I work for. The one, the, the head, the president of the company can't stand me because I've saved his ass and took him under my company. I heard your, I heard Jeff is your boss.
Speaker: and you're his. Oh, no, no, no, I never said that. Oh, he said he said he said I can't coon and I'll stick it somewhere. He said I have the last time you were here and you never showed up. So because my son decided out of the seven days that I chose to relax to be five days in the fucking hospital because he's a diabetic who decides not to eat. He's probably.
Speaker: Yeah, no, that's the problem. He wanted to go. His body's eating itself. My son weighs 112 pounds and is five nine. Perfect for model. I mean, they want to make a fucking stick. So you don't see him. What? This is like a war of Aaron.
Speaker: I'm I'm I'm six. I'm six two. 295 pounds. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm nothing. I'm tiny II. II. II don't even reach five foot. I just say five foot at this point. Oh, she's you're saying it's somebody's shorter than me. She's your fam. Your photo. Makes sense now. Now, I know why you're the boss, Jeff.
Speaker: We're going to the heaven and Hell hell and heavens concert with a hundred bands slipknot all of those So I don't smell fucking armpits all night, so you're the heavens gate It's a concert happening not far from her here lives across the country here in Mexico here, let me wire
Speaker: don't don't don't try to church it up. She still is in a goddamn third world country. It's because I used to **** I live like a **** queen. I got a maid six days a week. I got a house on the golf course. I got three maids. I made three maids. Well, I made your one ball and the other for your **** I made I made my maids. You made your maids. Let me guess your
Speaker: I'm a three time. They grew up. I'm a three time champion. So you're basically telling me you had sex three times. Well, that's maximum. Three whole times. Three whole times. Wow. That's what I do. I have to be nice to you because you're new to the show and
Speaker: Apparently. Please, please. I love when people are not. Oh, she can give it as much as you can take it, sir. Oh, please. I'll even fucking see girl down. You know, here is the professor. She got VIP tickets for. No, I know what it is. Yeah, no, no. It's like because in my memories, my memories have been popping up on my Snapchat and Instagram and everything like that.
Speaker: You said Slipknot was there. Yeah. Have you ever seen them before? No, I haven't, but they are awesome. They are awesome in concert. I have like, I have like 10 people asking me for their order. I have a friend that's who is going to be there who is a chaotic records.
Speaker: He is very big in the industry, so he's going to get us, even though I have VIP, I can't get backstage. He's going to get us to meet the bands. Hey, hey, hey, VLPR. Much like Justin High School. Do it one time. Do it one time. She's going to put Dave to work. She's going to put Dave to work.
Speaker: I have never figured out how to do them. Honestly, I don't know how women, I don't, that's just not my thing. Either I have a very tiny mouth because my, I graze it with my teeth. I find that hard to believe.
Speaker: you know my sister told me to try chocolate ice cream she said it makes it a lot easier
Speaker: Yeah, she said, like, put chocolate ice cream all over it and try it. And she says, if it doesn't, she can give her husband head. And I said, I tried it. I mean, it just went stickier. Oh, it's worth it. Jesus, worth it. I don't recommend food with your sex. I just don't. I mean... It can't be fun.
Speaker: No, it's sticky. Go on. Hey, boys. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? It's golf hockey now. We play certain people when they show up, they get a special clip because they've been here since the beginning. That's why we play that every time golf.
Speaker: The first time the first time Chris saw golf Hawks Instagram This literally live on the air. Holy shit This isn't the same Chris that was supposed to come work with us was it is it yeah, no, I don't want to work in your Chris become a broker like a day one
Speaker: He still has the broker agreement sitting in his **** e -mail. Hey, you don't want to be part of her cult. I completely understand. Listen here. He was in a pyramid scheme. Hang on to jail. I'm way too ****. God, I can't. I explained the broker line to him and he's like, sounds like pyramids can to me.
Speaker: Look, I'm a old man. All right. Leave me alone. All right. Back to the back to the back to the basically, you know, back to the chocolate ice. You think basically what your sister told you to do was was to get you a BBC. Yeah. Yeah. But if you met Dave, you know, that's not true. I have to give him credit for he compared to.
Speaker: What I've seen, he's okay. Hey Dave, tell me you're not overcompensating without telling me you're not overcompensating. Listen, he's definitely overcompensating. I'm good about my dick. I'm good about what you said, but that was ribbing my Harley. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He says the thing about Harley, he thinks he...
Speaker: I just have a thing about bikers in general. Like, bro, sunset anarchy ain't real. Calm down. Nah, he doesn't even go that way. You know what? I just like fucking with you because I've talked to him. You know what? One thing here in Mexico, I got to say, the biker communities are pretty fucking cool. He's got scoots of anarchy with him in his scooter club. Jeff?
Speaker: Yeah, just make fun of my electric scooter. Oh, scoots of air are coming. I just want an electric scooter. He wants to move to Paris. He's really trying to be a frog. You want to be a frog? I mean, you're... I don't think he's in Europe.
Speaker: I'm not. You're moving to France. Shut up. Don't church it up. Can't wait till he goes to France. So every show I can yell at, when he moves to France, every show I'm going to yell at him. If it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking German. When you move to France, I'm so close to Germany. Calm down, pay pay. Jeff, you know, when you move to France, you're a fucking frog, right? I know. You never live it down.
Speaker: Yeah, but I can also say, well, if you're feeling froggy, let's jump. Yeah. P .P. would look grapey over there. So I found it. I found a thing that NASA is saying the aliens that they found are, quote unquote, not fuckable. Would you or would you not want to fuck an alien? Just so you can say, I fucked an alien.
Speaker: Don't validate him. Call me a great artist. I'm trying to fucking deal with some mental issues. I would be famous all over the world because I'm the first person to fucking alien. Listen, I don't I wouldn't doubt if you fuck anything. Dude, you're lonely half the time. Your wife's across the fucking country. Oh, I'm sorry. I want you to fuck. I don't care for you. I don't care for you.
Speaker: How much would it take for you to fuck another guy he's like billions I offer you fucking $100 ,000 you'd be fucking an ass typical Tuesday for Jeff We actually had that conversation here on the show would you would you suck Elon Musk this and Chris was
Speaker: was told by his girl at the time you better grade them balls too yeah i try to tell dave if he loses a million dollars to suck somebody's dick we're having some we're having a conversation hey for a million dollars i'll bruise my knees
Speaker: Hey, I have one rule to pitch a hole in a heartbeat Harvey two cocks in a heartbeat was your rule Oh, don't think I'm not gonna
Speaker: Listen, I'll send you a... You know what? I'm gonna mail you a pocket pussy just to make you happy. I already got one! I'm calling him a couple fucking chocolate ice cream dildos. Well, that actually made me choke. You know what I need to send? I can't send it to... Listen, Chris, I need your address. I want to send you a bag of dicks.
Speaker: This man was married to a woman that sold dildos for a living. No, no, no, no. You know, that whole thing that you could send a bag of dicks. So I sent Brett at least five of them. You know, you can send a bag of shit to people, too. So you send me a bag. I'm going to send you a bag of shit. Send me a bag of shit. I got four dogs, dude. I have no problem. I have enough money to come right on your fucking backyard with my dog.
Speaker: I'll eat your fucking dogs. I'm half Chinese. I'd rather find out. We're having war. The guy bears dogs. I'm going to stick on him. He likes to bite balls. I got a fucking smoker. We're fucking smoke some dog. It changed my name to to to.
Speaker: He wouldn't do an ad for our sponsor. And we were talking about Michael Gambon and he's like, you know, Michael Gambon would have been more hydrated. I was like, dude, what the fuck? Well, I found out this, I found out Wednesday night after the show that my offensive nature
Speaker: Is why Ron Sencicle Ron sense reviews no longer listens to our show Because remember what I was bought on about Christians and I was basically I was basically speaking on my experience my personal experience what I went through and in trying to find my place and
Speaker: Uh, quote unquote in the world or try to find out different religions and do it exactly. Oh, apparently in typical Christian fashion. Yeah. Listen to this, you fucking asshole. You think I was, you were offended then you're about to really be fucking offended now. Typical Christian fashion. This dick bag decided to judge and persecute me at the same time, quote that.
Speaker: It's America. And we have the right to freedom of religion and speech. But you just. And that gives you shit. As long as you fucking believe what I say, because your fucking religion or freedom of religion or speech. I was like, but but you just said that that that you don't listen to my show anymore or associate yourself with my show anymore because of my right to religion and freedom of speech.
Speaker: How very Christian of you. The biggest sinners. Listen, this is one thing. You know, I'm not religious, but I'm a Jew. And the one thing that I love about the Judaic religion, they're like, you want to convert? No, please stay. We're fine. Please. You want to convert? It takes two fucking years to convert. And you've got to live in a fucking hut to convert. They don't want anybody. They're like, we're good.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. It was like, bro, you literally did the most Christian thing you could do in your entire life. You judged me, your practice and hypocrisy. And you cast me down because I don't believe what you believe. Welcome to the Democratic Party.
Speaker: And I didn't shit on Christians. I was literally only speaking my story, my truth. We were literally talking about the dogma of Catholicism. Listen, Bible, this is the one thing. I don't care if you're far left or far right. Either side, if you do not fucking agree with them,
Speaker: they will shove that shit so far down your throat and these fucking actually listen to this shit. I'm like, when you start preaching, I'm like, bitch, I got my I got a straight line to God. I'm good. I'm a Jew chosen person.
Speaker: You killed Jesus. You're not going to heaven. You're going to hell. You're not going to hell. You killed Jesus. Mom, my ass was, I'm one of the chosen, so fuck you all. Your people killed Jesus. Hey, Chris, if you ever need a whole dug in the backyard, just drop a penny and call a beer or something. Oh, yeah. Because we'll get the brand stuff in Canyon.
Speaker: That's my sister Rachel. Rachel will dig the fucking Grand Canyon. I'm sorry. I love Rachel with that. She's great, but she. But nobody, nobody comes close to my friend Scott. This motherfucker, we all went out. His own wife was like, bitch, why are you so fucking cheap? He's married to the hottest Mexican. I mean, I wish.
Speaker: Dave said he is a fucking 10 out of 10. And she's gorgeous. And he's married to what's from Dustin Don. Oh, like Salma Hayek. Yeah, he's married to someone like. Close. She's actually very close. I'll have Jeff show you a picture. Yeah. Shoot me a picture. And I'm very happy. Yeah. Listen, it's so close. It's inverted.
Speaker: I would I would fuck her so well your friends would hear your friends with Jeff. We're not going there.
Speaker: I thought I'm sorry for him. He's like, when all the expats got together, he's like, oh, do you want to be friends? I was like, you know, that once a person that they tell you. No, Dave and I hit him off. Dave and I took a topic. And Dave wanted to know where he gets the boxes. He says, like, you can't tell my wife. What? Dave and I snuck up. When we first met at that get together, were they at the food trucks? Yeah. I stepped away to have a cigarette. Dave comes stumbling over.
Speaker: I have a puff. Don't tell my wife for 20 years. All right. I've given up work to that point. But Jeff is Jeff is that one person that they tell you in the military, the first person that runs up to you, let's be friends.
Speaker: That's the person that you like shoe. That's just in general, it has nothing to do with the military. It's just life in general. And that's what he did to me when I met him. He literally, he literally found the biggest guy in our class and was like, let's be friends. And I'm like, Hey, I got to give him points on that. Like, you know, protection. I was like, I don't, I don't, I don't think a Sasquatch and an Oompa Loompa can be friends.
Speaker: And then he never left. Yeah, he just never left. He was like my shadow for two years. I could still see that. We had a couple... They called us Cliff in high school and I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker: because he was like a tumor. He was like one hundred and forty five pounds. But also it's a Duma. You ever weigh one forty five and fucking high school? Fuck you. I'm sorry. Ninety five. Twenty five. I weighed one twenty five because I was on the wrestling team. His hands were like thirty five pounds. Yeah. I know why you were on the wrestling team. He was on the cheerleading squad. Don't be jealous. Don't be jealous of the cheerleading squad.
Speaker: I was on both. Listen, he wanted those balls so close to his fucking face. I didn't want it to smell him. Two cocks at a time. Fuck you, Charlie. Two cocks and a heartbeat. Fuck you, Riley. Fuck you, Josie. I got to send you those clips so you'll die. Dave will get a kick out of them. Leonard Kenny. Have Dave look up Leonard Kenny. You'll lose it.
Speaker: I was begging you. You sound like a monkey in the zoo. She kind of like. Sure. Fuck you, Jonesy. I was banging your mom so hard that it sounded like when I closed the window. Let's talk about buttered sausage, talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered? Buttered sausage.
Speaker: That's not your jam. That's not your thing, you don't like it? It's not my jam, I don't buy jam, I buy honey, and I kiss it on the lips. So you... Alright boys, I'm gonna check you out more often, but this girl's gotta go. Enjoy your chocolate. It's like nine o 'clock there, Chris. No, it's seven o 'clock. You do realize I'm on the Pacific coast. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker: You live in fucking Mexico, calm down. You're still in Mexico, but at the end of the day, the only thing worth the limit in Mexico is living in Cantonadia.
Speaker: Listen, I live in, I live in Jersey too. I'm a New Yorker, so unfortunately I'm not helping you. Jersey's underwater. You're not helping your cause at all right now. No, I'm not helping my cause at all. Listen, I'm with you on that. I'm not helping my cause at all. I'm trying to get, my daughter won't fucking leave New Jersey. If, if I can get my daughter to leave, I'm, I'm trying to get them.
Speaker: Jersey is like the armpit of the U .S., trust me. And Ohio is the shirt pocket. Jersey's like the... I've been through Ohio. Like a disgusting, ain't been washed in three weeks, sweaty taint of America. And Ohio is the border of the north, so... All right.
Speaker: Jeff, you know I love you. You get shit from me on Monday at work. I'm here. Like I said, I'm glad I got to meet one of Jeff's employees. I hope he's a good boss.
Speaker: So let's be honest, Vera basically put me in charge on begins my will. Well, I. I gave this motherfucker a salary so he could be an admin and then had to hire someone else to work. Well, I I'm going to be honest with you. What I heard in our conversations was that fucking.
Speaker: Farrah finally learned what was good for her and she stuck away and made me the boss because I was really about to go to Mexico City and slap the shit out of a bitch if you know what I mean.
Speaker: Unfortunately, Chris, I'm not in Mexico City, but that's okay. I understand. Geographers actually quote unquote was. Glick is Jeff going to have to go choke a bitch.
Speaker: I have coded it, but you know it's true. I have coded it. You are always welcome to come to Mi Casa and try to choke a bitch and see who, let's see who won. I won't choke a bitch, but. She'll wrap that big bitch around your throat, boy. Actually, I got to be honest with you. I got, you know what? We're the only ones in Mexico that are allowed to carry, well, that I know of, and my house is still full of guns.
Speaker: I'll carry because you obviously don't know who I am. I'm in there. Galactical baby. When I, when we lived in the States, there was never a time I wasn't packing. We have two in the house. Yeah. There's never a time we don't have a gun. That is one thing I don't fuck around with.
Speaker: I come to Mexico tomorrow and by the next day, I'll be the king of Mexico because they're gonna be like, what the fuck do we do with this giant Sasquatch? He thinks he's so fucking big. He thinks he's so big. He thinks everybody in Mexico is like five foot below. I personally invite you to come to Mazatlan, to Mexico. You can stay in my house. You won't get on a fucking airplane.
Speaker: No. It's fucking Mexico. I can go to fucking West Virginia and see the equivalent of Mexico. And it's two hours away. That's Guatemalans and Honduras. Baby, we got to fix your way of thinking. You got a whole East and West coastline.
Speaker: I'm going to come to Ohio. I'm going to give him a little lesson. Yeah. Calm down, Jersey Shore. Calm down, Jersey Shore. I'm pretty sure there's a bed and a canny bed and laundry that needs to be done. All right. No, no, no, no. Don't get it twisted. I'm from Bergen County, which is considered New York. Calm down. OK. It's still Jersey. Trust me. New Yorkers hate you.
Speaker: I hate them too. We're we're on the same boat. It's okay. You might as well be possible at this point. All right, boys. Have fun. Enjoy your back and forth. Peace. Love you, babe. How the fuck do I get out of this? I got it. It was nice meeting you, Miss Fair.
Speaker: I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. She seems pretty cool. She was, she was hanging right with me. I appreciate that. Oh yeah. If anybody can hang, we are going to hang. I appreciate that about you, Ms. Varian. About you. Appreciate you. Bring it down about 10, 15 % squirrely, Dave. Yeah. No good.
Speaker: He literally did hire somebody to keep me organized. But I'm not very organized, as we all know. Trust me, you can't. Yeah, trust me. Okay, let me. I can't put two and two together. But I train everybody. At work, I say I'm the hand of the queen.
Speaker: What are you doing? I say you're pissing too darn loud, boy. It's late at night and you're pissing right in the center of the bowl like you're frying chicken in there. You got a piss on the side, boy, making a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissing like that, boy.
Speaker: The most racist leading characters of all time. I love I love me. Fuck you, Riley. No, trust me. If anybody can fucking hang with you and me, it's me. Yeah, so what I was going to come back for break was kind of brought it up. But yeah, so
Speaker: Ron, sensical Ron sense reviews, the wish words were nonsensical nonsense for some reason because I am following them or whatever. But for some reason, one of his shorts popped up and I was like, yo, dude, why didn't you just fucking disappear? I didn't say fuck. I was just like, yo, man, like, what's the deal? Why did you just freaking disappear out of nowhere? Yeah, I heard his little fucking Christian feelings, apparently. And he went to this whole ass tirade and I just basically went round and round with him.
Speaker: like I do with Christians because Christians are, think they're holier than now. And that's the whole problem with religion is you have people that will literally, they're like, ah, you should turn the other cheek, but not you because you don't believe what I do.
Speaker: Well, yeah, well, you know, and really get your fucking feelings hurt, Christians. You guys are the biggest sinners on the goddamn planet. You have forced and murdered and raped and killed people because they didn't believe in what you believed. Yeah. And that's that's fast. If you don't believe it, look fucking Google that shit. You're your number one priority is to force people to believe what you believe.
Speaker: They don't believe what you believe then, you know, you you want to cast them out like you're somebody special Well at the end of the day, I don't want to go to your fucking heaven You guys are the biggest sinners on the planet. I don't want to go to your fucking heaven. I Look forward to the day when I dive the doors of Allah opening up for me And being handed
Speaker: the biggest fucking glass, biggest fucking mug, biggest fucking cup of beer, mead, whatever the hell it may be that I've ever seen in my life, that never runs empty. Well, this is alcohol, runs with that alcohol. Well, that's what mead is.
Speaker: I mean, seriously, tell me that's not us. And as I told him, at the end of the day, all you did was show your true colors. Mm hmm. And if that was the line that pushed it for you, whatever it is, what it is, I don't give a book. You know, at the end of the day. You know, so so Christians, Catholics, you know, whoever they may be.
Speaker: They're all about oh you should you should love one another That makes you and I more Christian than anybody because of the simple fact We don't care what you guys fucking do in your own home You do you I'm gonna do me He should be only be loving and accepting of them those who believe like you believe that's Christian
Speaker: And if they don't believe you, it's your job to convert them. And tell them why they're wrong. Fuck you. Fuck you, Stormzy. And it's your job to make them walk the walk of shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame
Speaker: It's because chicks naked. Fucking whore. Well, she's being shamed. Let's be honest. I would never shame a chick for being a whore. I mean, her character sleeps with her brother and has three kids, three or four kids. Everybody was sleeping with their brothers and sisters. I mean, like, didn't the fucking boy king or something like try to marry his sister or some shit? Or was banged? I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Speaker: No, not, not in game. What are you stroking? What? I got my phone. No, you, you keep like stroking here. Oh no. My, my, my mustache is getting too long. It's still in my mouth. I need to cut it. You gotta have an almost beard, man. What? No mustache just beard. God damn letter, Kenny.
Speaker: The dick for Mennonites. Oh my God. I need a dick. I haven't seen our daughters. I've seen a couple of dicks in the bushes. They always, they always look like when, when, when Sorsley never stand in there and the dicks are talking. So he's like, they're on shot, they're in shock. When the dicks are talking to him, he's like,
Speaker: I can't. Well, you know, I would like to say, uh, I'm sorry, random Rick, Rick, random Rick, that, that, that you're a little bit too sensitive and that, that you have a huge man China and that you feel the need to not listen or.
Speaker: be associated or whatever with with this show, but keep copying us. That's cool. Do I do it? Do I need to bring back the the starting five to show you how it's fucking done? Crumpy asshole muppets set in a balcony. Nobody fucking cares. At the end of the day, if anybody has a problem with the show, I can't for am I am I am I a terrible person?
Speaker: You it does that make me a bad person that that shit really fucking rubbed me the wrong way like dude Like you've been here for a hot minute. You've heard all the discussions all the conversations Love for Ryan Reynolds and then the more gonna do when the other died That I went through you know the you know and in my at the end of the day my story my truth is
Speaker: that's what that's that's as as a Christian that's what makes you appreciate yourself with the show let's be honest literally literally let's be honest that's fucked up just like you and all the other fucking fakes i've got butt hurt because if there is somebody's not here anymore
Speaker: Anyways, I'm off Like shit we had that conversation Wednesday night after the show and I did this little fucking dance around with him and just just fucking just Destroyed in yeah, let's go to say I Mean any any one of you Christians really want to take this fucking dance with me. Let's do it
Speaker: but I'm right. You're wrong. Intergalactical champion. Nice. Nice. Nice. Cause we've been saying simple Google search, baby. Simple Google search. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah people The hypocrisy the the two -faced this I don't have to as the song goes ain't nobody got time for that By the way, have you seen that video? The sweet George Brown
Speaker: Yeah. The check the video that's like 10 years old. Yeah. Fucking. Still funny. Still funny. Sorry. Still funny. Oh, shout out to Lurkers. How y 'all doing? What's up? How you doing? Hating and shitting. You're still watching.
Speaker: Well, to be honest, you're still watching. And I would also like to let you guys know in, um, I don't know what, three months since we've been on Zincaster was 6 ,000 listens and replays of the podcast. What have you done? What have you done? Nothing. You're with the same people that you are with every day, having the same argument that you've had for over three years, fighting and acting stupid.
Speaker: At the end of the day, I call that the definition of jealousy. You're basic! You wish you were quick! I have something for the haters. Do you?
Speaker: I feel like you shouldn't be so I feel like I feel like you should say thank you. I feel like you push the algorithm. I'll give them that. I feel like you should and that's what I appreciate about you haters. Yeah, thank you guys. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for watching. Yeah, you know, I mean, I know when we're live, you know, typically only one of you are watching, but you're sharing it with with the rest of your room.
Speaker: So a lot of people are watching. Um, and all three of you, I want to say thank you. Well, there's more than three of them because no, no, no, no. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest to be fair between however many they are. They kind of share one brain. So there's like two, maybe that's an absolute fucking truth. Yeah. So technically,
Speaker: No matter how many of them there are, there's only maybe three. Between all of them, they have three opinions that they argue about. If you're giving them way too much credit saying they have three opinions and way more three brains. Because, let's be honest, they're lucky if the whole conglomerate of them share half a brain. I agree.
Speaker: So let's give them the old shout out. Fuck you, Shorzy. Fuck you, Shorzy. I don't, you know, there's an old saying. It takes more energy to hate. There's an old saying when it comes to Jeff. One cock isn't enough and two cocks is just right. Oh wait. Sorry. What? Be honest.
Speaker: Would you not agree it takes more energy to hate? Well, yeah. And Leah and I were talking about that today because we got got into a little bit of a serious conversation. And it's basically what I told her. I said, you know, I just reached a point where
Speaker: I come to terms with the fact, yeah, I'm going to poke the bear. I'm going to see a pot, a little shit. I'm going to stir the hell out of it just because it's fun. Uh, but to hold a grudge, to, to, to, to be angry at somebody that I don't fucking care about. I mean, you can literally get hit by a truck tomorrow morning, not like, not like, but the haters, you could literally, literally
Speaker: You can get hit by a truck tomorrow and I'd go, oh, that fucking sucks. Sorry to hear that. But that's going to be the extent. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like you like. I. Why am I going to waste the time? It takes so much more energy and effort to be mad and hate on somebody and to just ignore it, let it go away. Right. Then then just to, you know,
Speaker: be an asshole and do, do what I do, do what we do, have fun with it. And then every once in a while, give them a little boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. I know you're there. Um, where's to die? I know you're there. I see you. You know, but
Speaker: just have fun with it at the end of the day because again, it's an open door policy. You bitches watch and you talk your shit. You won't talk your shit to me in any way, shape and or form. You get shook. You get scared instantly. If I walk into a room that you're in and you run away.
Speaker: And it's an open door. If you don't like the show, or if you like the show, or if you just want to come hang out with us on the show, all you have to do is say the word in the comments. And one of us will drop you. Like that cricket that was in the house last week that was driving Nicki apples. Absolutely. We'd be laying in bed, watch the TV and she'd be like, Hey, incredible Hulk. You want to calm down?
Speaker: She's like, you can't fucking hear. And I'm like, no, I'm deaf. Plus it's not bothering me. So I selective hearing. I tune it out. I agree. Yeah. I mean, I'm from the country. Crickets are white. Crickets are white noise to me. They don't phase me.
Speaker: I think it was Monday. And she was like, that son of a bitch is out of the bathroom. And I was like, okay, where's he at? In the living room. You know, I have a meme that perfectly explains our lurkers. Our listeners? No, you can't. Lurkers. All lurkers. Yeah.
Speaker: noise. That is literally one of the funniest things ever. page, aren't you? What's that? Are you logged into the Instagram page? Uh no, not at the moment. We'll send that to me or log into the Instagram page and then put that as our story and then caption it shout out to our lurkers. Yeah, you can do that.
Speaker: But Make sure you crop it real good. No. No, I think it was Monday when I was doing the show I heard thinking out there going suits eat it and she came back and she's like I'm gonna fucking suck that son of a bitch up in the vacuum I was like, okay and then she sucked them up in the vacuum in about 20 minutes 30 minutes later she came back and she's like That motherfucker's gonna be chirping in the vacuum cleaner
Speaker: And I was like, go dump the fucking... It's a bagless vacuum cleaner. I was like, go dump the container outside somewhere. And then I got done doing the show and I was like, so is he still bothering me? She's like, I haven't heard him yet. She was, she was, buddy, she was angry.
Speaker: She she was she was ready to to wage war on this singular cricket in her house and I'm like, I don't hear him. You don't bother me. I don't know how to. I don't go on Instagram. I'm going to just send it to you that way. You send it to me. I'll crop it properly and I'll post it in our story. Yeah, the cricket saga.
Speaker: Oh my god. The crickets are coming, Jeffrey. Ah, another one. Another one. Give me my props, you asshole. What? I said, the crickets are coming. Yeah. Alright. The winner is coming. Crickets are coming. Yeah. Come on. You gotta give me props for. No. No. No. That's weak sauce.
Speaker: Yeah, but I have to think about it. I have to think about it. There's a third reference. Got. G .O .T. You know what? You are a son of a bitch. You're killing me, Smalls.
Speaker: That was a weak sauce. I know it was a weak sauce, but still the reference nonetheless. How about this one? How about this one? How about this one? I know it's not weak. I know it's not good, but how about this one? We are not the crickets you were looking for. Ooh.
Speaker: redemption. How you like that, Christians? You like that? Your son's that's not bad. I don't mind that one. That one's not bad. The the crickets are coming. That's because the winter is coming thing is literally because a season is coming. Not the cricket. I literally I was like, what the **** are you talking about? Sometimes you swing a mix.
Speaker: I'm trying to make an effort. I'm trying to make an effort as your husband, trying to make an effort to pretend to like the things that you like.
Speaker: Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Oh wait. Nevermind. You said his name was Dumbledore. I was getting ready to say, wait a minute. The guy whose name we don't speak of died and you're making a big deal out of it. But that was, that was fine. That was, that was, that was Voldemort. Oh, shooing in a man. See it on your back.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm going to use that a lot when you tell Kevin Hawley school. Yeah, should we? That goes right along with a few shorts. Wasn't Ray fines. No, that was right. Stevenson. Never mind.
Speaker: No, Ray Fiennes played Voldemort. Yeah, but Ray Stevenson played Nightcrawler and X -Men. And I believe he was also Darth Maul and Star Wars. I believe so. Wait a minute. Not Ray Stevenson. Oh, wait. Hold on a second. Fuck. I'm confusing my actors. Who the fuck played him? Ray Park.
Speaker: Isn't Ray Stevenson, the, the, the, the soccer guy, the big soccer dude. No, Ray Stevenson, Ray Stevenson was by Ray Park. Yeah. Ray Park and Ray Park played night crawler. Ray Stevenson was the big dude in, in the second Punisher movie. He's a big, big monstrous motherfucker. Oh yeah.
Speaker: the the the the the the the
Speaker: Carl Urban was in Thor. I don't see. He played. What was the name? He played. Wolf. Wolf Stag. Oh, was he would have. Yeah. He was one of Thor's buddies. Yeah. He was the fat guy that liked to drink. Sounds like my kind of guy. You could have played that role. I could have. With a beard. He didn't even have a beard.
Speaker: Yeah, he did. Have a beard. Hey, did. Yeah, when he was fat and playing video games. No, when he played Volkswagen. No, I'm talking about fucking Chris Helmsworth. Oh, I would have made a better Thor than Chris Helmsworth. I'm just I got the look. She's got the look. There was there was nothing funnier than looking for fat drinking beer by the cake.
Speaker: That fucking cracked me up. It's about the Wi -Fi and talking shit to the kid on fucking Fortnite. Fucking hilarious. I love the rock guy. What was his name? Grogg? Grogg? Grogg? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Grogg. I love that dude. Thor, he's doing it again. Oh, yeah. Give me it. Who's gonna hear on Thor, the God of Thunder?
Speaker: Oh my god. We should probably get ready to end this show. Yeah, it's getting about that time. I'm feeling good and good and have. Where's pussy at when I need him?
Speaker: happy. Where is pussy at when I need it? I need to throw empty beer cans. Let's be honest. I need to be honest. Let's be honest. Guys. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that
Speaker: We give them beer. They'll invite us in. Congratulations, Earth. I am your champion. I saved you from the alien race. I'm just saying. Me and my new friend,
Speaker: standing on stage receiving awards from El Presidente Trump. He's going to go back to his home planet. He's going to go back to his home planet and he's going to say, I Sir Pimsey has met our champion.
Speaker: And he is glorious. He's glorious and great in everything that he does. At least that's what he keeps calling me. Jeff, you will be vaporized. I'm going to say fair pussy. As the night of the Glick table, I need you to do a job for me. Go to Cancun and vaporize Jeff.
Speaker: He is not worthy, Sir Pussy. He's going to say, your wish is my command, my liege. Please throw another empty beer can at me. Throw a little light at me. King champ.
Speaker: Bring chef to me now pussy Dusty spunk is a fan of hella good. Yeah, he's gay. I Made that for my wife. So yeah sure he did his wife You're a little By the way by the way Sir pussy ladies and gentlemen
Speaker: You missed it earlier like Jeff admitted that all it takes to keep him happy in life is two cocks and a heartbeat So far a context
Speaker: And sir pussy is my alien friend because apparently Now the aliens are real and you know, they're gonna start coming to earth more often an entire alien race they're gonna send a scout and he's gonna be dropped off in front of my house and We're gonna drink beer and he's gonna go back to his home planet and tell the entire Planet of whatever he's from that he met Earth's greatest champion the champ who has dubbed him sir pussy and
Speaker: because he just you out drank him. No, trust me. You shouldn't have missed it. It was awesome. It was a great conversation. It was nonsensical nonsense cold at the let's be honest. It was at the beginning of the show. Jeffrey, let's be honest. Am I right or am I right?
Speaker: I got something for you, sir. You can, you can come, you can come in here and act any sort of way because not, not once, but multiple times I heard from your lips. Click was right.
Speaker: and click help me. You see, you see why you have to be careful what you say around this motherfucker, Chris. Yes. That is my guy. Send me that picture. I'm making a nonsensical nonsense logo out of that. I am the intergalactical champion of the world.
Speaker: Sorry to my new neighbors. I hope you guys are cool. I'm a little bit loud and I like to drink. And if you like to drink, then come over here and have a beer with me. But you have to bring you and me beer. It's all the way we can be friends. B -Y -O -B. And me. B -Y -O -B -G -B -B. Bring your own beer. No wait, B -G -B. Bring your own beer or bring Glick beer.
Speaker: yeah you did you can't you can't you can't redact your fucking statement you can't retract the next thing you know she's not going to want to be my friend anymore ladies like i retract being friendly with you fuck you click
Speaker: We've already sent the entire universe into our tailspin. The fact that you and I are friends now and that we conversate, we've already sent the entire multiverse into a tailspin. Everybody doesn't know how to react. Shots fired. Our two biggest enemies have become friends. What shall we do now? Yeah, we should.
Speaker: Hang out with your pussy. Bow down to serve pussy. Ooh, I have a meme to make now. He goes back to his planet. He's got a case of beer. Bow down to serve pussy. Bow down to serve pussy.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. They are all sorts of what did you say about Tanner? Wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble. They're all stroking out. I have a meme to make. Bear with me.
Speaker: Sir Pussy is my alien friend who thinks that pussy is a term of endearment in America or on earth because he showed up. I got him drunk through empty beer cans at him and caught him pussy on. The champ, the champ. I really do have to do something with this man. Cause I don't want to fuck that up because that is so good. This is my.
Speaker: malfunctioned though. Basically what they're saying is it's the end. I've been singing a lot tonight. I sang during the second break. I love it.
Speaker: I mean, you know, it is 2023 and Hollywood has no new ideas. And why don't we remake Starman? I am the main character and we make that happen. I'm just saying, Hollywood, we have a storyline for you. Actually, you don't have to remake it. We can just make a whole new ass movie. And then I get to go to Pussy's Planet and he introduces me as the intergontical champ.
Speaker: You fucking dummy Let's bow down to senior pussy. What are you Mexican different? Come on You're talking enough
Speaker: don't, don't, don't, don't discredit my Knights of the Glick table. He's my art. He's my goddamn, uh, uh, fucking Arthur, man. I'm King, whatever the fuck the King's name was in that movie or that book or I'm King McLeod of the clan McLeod. I don't fucking know. Was it King Arthur? King Arthur was the kid.
Speaker: No. Well, no. Who's the king when? Hey, whatever. Shut up. Look, look, look. Just fucking correct it. I don't know what I'm talking about. All right. It means go faster. Ya poo say. Nice. See, you got the American poo say. Right. And I got. Look at that. Look at that. We weren't. We've evolved. We've evolved. That's an American. I poo say.
Speaker: Pusey and twat. Or do you guys say that over there too? Pusey. Nice. Now down to sharpnessy. Nice. That's going to be the title of this show when I post. Yeah. There you go. I should probably eat more before I drink so much. I'm just saying.
Speaker: I have not eaten you. I wonder if Nikki will bring me, well, you're also not drinking. I wonder if Nikki will bring me more beer, hopefully she gets off work. What time does she get off? Oh, I don't know. The bar closes at 11. I don't know. She's got to do cleanup and stuff like that. Oh, yes. Touche. You are right. But that's how we say it. We say poussé. Poussé or poussoir.
Speaker: if you're French. Can I walk around and call people Poussois? Absolutely. But after my interaction with the aliens, they might take that as a compliment. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I'm only seeing your Poussois. They're gonna, yeah, they're gonna, they're gonna have Sir Poussois shirts.
Speaker: You want to talk about something that needs put it on a t -shirt just bow down to senior pussy. Oh, yeah. That's a good stream right there, buddy. Yeah, it is.
Speaker: I say you're pissin' too darn loud, boy. It's late at night and you're pissin' right in the center of the bowl like you're fryin' chicken in there. You got a piss on the side, boy. Make it a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissin' like that, boy. Ain't lights, baby.
Speaker: I think Mr. Senior Sir Pussy should hang out the rest of the show. I like Sir Pussy. That's my buddy. That's kind of a cool. I put into my Google search alien drinking. You've been replaced.
Speaker: You're fired, Jeff. I'm going to do an AI alien, sir. Pussy is going to be an AI alien. Um, if you'd like to complain, I can tell you an app, some realistic photo. We'll make it realistic. Yeah. I was going to say it's a.
Speaker: It's it's what? It's about that time. Go get you some bad, girl. Go get you some bad. Appreciate you stopping by. As always, it's good talking to you. It's it's it's uh 455 over there. Trio
Speaker: You don't even drink fucking tea properly, you goofy bastards. That's why you lost the revolutionary war. That's why you had to go beat up on a bunch of fucking Scottish people. They don't know any better. They can't help themselves. You know, you're fucking poussoirs. Hang out, hang out with Mel Gibson all the time. We were we were we were chatting last night and she messaged me. Well,
Speaker: Afternoonish morning my time and she's like, sorry, I, I passed out. It was like 5 AM and we were talking. I said, don't worry. I was passing out over here too. I was laying on the couch, watching the letter. Can you like try it? And my last message literally looked like I had a full on fucking, thank God. She doesn't judge her by spelling. Have you ever seen, you've seen Monty Python, the search for Holy Grail.
Speaker: Why did he spell out, I think he died. He wouldn't write, he'd show you. It was my partner, he's like, I think I'm going to spell that out on the wall. Yeah, good night, Lincoln. Give you some rest. Good night, Lincoln. Good night, Al. You still got mom duties ahead of you.
Speaker: is that the one where the dude has just a flesh wound? He's like, no arms, no legs?
Speaker: The night you say me. Me. Me. We are no longer the night you say me. And we want to celebrate. It's a mere flesh wound. I love that scene. What did he say? I will bite you, or I'll bite your a -hole. No, he, hold on. He actually, so his character is the Black Knight. Yeah.
Speaker: God, I haven't seen that movie in forever. Not a big fan of Monty Python. I gotta be honest. Oh, dude, I love it. It's a mere flesh wound. What the hell? So here's my options. Yeah. Cause we're going to get rid of the show. My options are.
Speaker: I am going to watch a little bit of TV. Yeah, you're going to go **** jerk off to sir. Yeah. Oh,
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Speaker: I speak pretty fluent Spanish
Speaker: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Tis but a scratch. A scratch? Your arm's off. No, it isn't. Well, what's that then? I've heard worse. You liar. Come on, you pansy. I don't know where. Tis but a scratch. Come on, you pansy. Tis but a scratch. Come on, you pansy. Tis but a scratch.
Speaker: As I was saying my Spanish is spot -on I only didn't know one sentence mucho This por favor No, yes, correct. That just means a lot. Yeah, you want a beer, you know, you know also race up over what? No, I don't want one fucking survey, sir No, you get a little mass of a simple. I want mucho services. I
Speaker: Señorita. I'm fucking a sass. You want to talk about disappointment. You want to talk about disappointment. The first time my wife said, you know, nobody actually says that. I was like, what's wrong with you? In Mexico, I get a pass. All right.
Speaker: I'm gonna try that. I'm going to
Speaker: I'm going to hit her. I'm going to hit her with the Joey from friends. How you doing? Oh, how are you doing? Oh, he's retarded. Again, Sasquatch in Mexico.
Speaker: You guys don't have Sasquatches down there. You got El Chupacabra. You got a mangy ass dog or Jeff, the goat sucker. I mean, you are really kind of a mangy ass dog. You're not wrong. I'm not lying. What the fuck? Hold on a second. Hold on a second. ESPN, are you deceiving me?
Speaker: Oh, this weekend in fantasy football. I have one point one point. Oh, my. Oh, you don't. Don't worry about it. Here's one for you. My starting tight end got injured in the first fucking quarter last night. The Cincinnati Reds beat the St. Louis Cardinals. Tonight, I just got the update. You want to take a crack at the score, Jeffrey? This is baseball. The Cardinals.
Speaker: Since any Reds beat the St. Louis Cardinals, Cardinals couldn't give in. Guess what the score might have been. They're still out of number. The Reds won the Cardinals. What? Four to 10. Four to 10. Yeah. Cardinals winning by 10. No, the Reds. Okay. Hold on a second. Let me say it slower. The Reds.
Speaker: beat the Cardinals tonight. Okay, so so the Reds got 10 and the Cardinals got four. Cue the Amish picture, please. This is not on baseball score. 19 to two.
Speaker: The Reds beat the Cardinals Lord 19. With like literally one or two games left in the season and I don't oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Why am I calling my voicemail? I don't think the Reds are going to make the postseason. Don't think it's going to be Reds tober. They could still.
Speaker: Potentially, but I don't think they are. I could totally be a sports announcer. Just saying. Oh, shit. Oh, I'm sorry. They got one more game.
Speaker: Tomorrow. Oh, no, they got they got two more games left. Uh, so statistically You don't think the Reds are gonna make the cutoff So if Miami loses their next two games
Speaker: The Cubs lose, and the Reds win their next two games. They might be able to sneak in there. It would be a lot to happen. I'm not quite sure how baseball's wild card works anymore. I used to know. I don't know anymore. You know what I know? I know.
Speaker: Just a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed. Yes, a little outside. He missed by a bunch of country miles. I have to actually cut that clip down. It actually goes on for a full 36 seconds. But it goes into a couple of, it's Vaughn's first time pitching. He missed before he gets the glasses. So he's, it shows like. That's a first or second one.
Speaker: This is the first one. Because it's before Bond gets his glasses. Bond into the windup in his first offering. Just a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed. Wall four. Wall eight. Low and Bond has walked the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches. Boy, how can these guys lay off pitches that close? Wall three.
Speaker: You make my heart sing. You walk everything. I fucking love those movies. I haven't seen those movies before, but you got to get the clip where my man gets his glasses and starts just rocking. Wow.
Speaker: You made good movies, man. Fucking. I love the baby. This is dude that had the fucking. Pedro Serrano. The guy who had the shrine. What the fuck was the name? Pedro Serrano. What was it? Jobu. Yeah, Jobu. Jobu. He was not very good to take Jobu's role. Jobu.
Speaker: Shit yeah, it's about time to wrap this bad boy up I have to find it
Speaker: Find that specific like I got the. Like best of bond, but I don't I don't I can't find a picture where his first. What's on the glass room? I got the. I want the clip where he's walking out of the dugout or the. The. Out of the wings. And they start. Walk out. Yeah.
Speaker: By the way, Major League, 34 years old. Wow. Yeah. So yeah, I got it here. Let me just load it up. Just a bit outside, he threatened to burn. That's just taking forever to load, isn't it? Yeah.
Speaker: just take your time. I guess. Jesus Christ. Can you load it up already? So, you're in the goddamn show? Yeah. Well, I have to take it from my from wherever I get it. Send it to my from my phone to my computer and they both have to load it. Now, it's you will be vanquished. This is why you will be
Speaker: Prove your loyalty. He tried for the corner and he missed. Prove your loyalty to me, Sir Pussois. Oh my god.
Speaker: I hate this fucking song
Speaker: They already made the playoffs and shit yeah, they're in the playoffs that so the Final game of the playoff or during the playoffs The head coach the guy that you're talking there at the end of that clip he he tells Bonnie so he's gonna start he's not gonna start him and
Speaker: Even though he helped get the team there, he's going to start the veteran. Yeah. And and then which was a veteran in that movie was Corbin Bergson, right? No, the veteran I speak of. Well, Corbin Bergson is in it. A .K .A. Sean's dad, psych. Yeah.
Speaker: So the veteran I speak of is, bear with me. Again, it's been fucking forever since I've seen that movie. Is played by, fuck I can't find his name.
Speaker: I see him here. I know he's here. You'd know him if you saw him, but. I can't. He doesn't look recognizable. Because his goddamn name. I don't know. He loves him. Oh, yeah, that's right. The second. Chuck, here he is. And Harris is the the character's name.
Speaker: Oh, oh, it is his real name. His real name is Cecil Ross. His character's name is Ed Harris. Oh, I thought you're talking about the actor at Harris. No, but this is this is the actor. Name is Cecil Ross. He plays the veteran pitcher. You know, he's got the Vaseline, the bags of sale and all this stuff.
Speaker: You know, stand paper in his pocket. All of a sudden, he's basically watching a picture. So I was looking it up. Oh. I deleted it already. I got it here. This is Cecil Ross. God damn it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's one of those guys. You know, he's in a bunch of movies.
Speaker: but uh Corbin Burnson plays um he was the catcher wasn't he? Corbin Burnson he played he plays um oh my god it doesn't show his character's name. Fucking hell. And he was the catcher. No he was not. Tom Bergeron. Berger is the catcher.
Speaker: son's dad plays the Dorn Rick Dorn Jimmy Jimmy Dorn Like shut up Dorn It was third baseman going yeah third Roger Dorn, thank you. Yeah, I could not remember it It's not that fucking hard to look it up Jesus Christ
Speaker: I wanted your opinion, I'd ask. I wanted your fucking opinion. I'd take it off of my goddamn zipper. Here's the kicker. Here is the picture of the team. There's Roger Dorn. Wesley Snipes. Willie Mays -Hays. Yeah, Willie Mays -Hays.
Speaker: Soretto is actually the dude from the progressive commercials, you know that right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Tom Berger is the guy in the Indians jacket there. Yeah. Another little, another little thing that most people don't know about Major League, Neil Flynn, AKA the janitor from Scrubs is in it. He's a constructor worker. Oh, nice.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, on that note, he's also in the fugitive, but whatever. He found that out. He is. He's totally in the fucking fugitive. Dude, I was watching the fugitive like a month ago and I was like, holy shit, it is Neil Flynn. I love Neil Flynn. Janitor might've been one of the best characters on that goddamn show. The most underrated, undervalued,
Speaker: Yeah, absolutely. One of the greatest characters on that goddamn show. He actually did a show that kind of played during. He did one of those shows. He did the middle, but he also did a show called Abby's in 2019. And it's basically the pandemic has happened.
Speaker: And these are all people that are like, we still want to go to the bar. So this woman builds a bar in her backyard. Oh, not to show. I was thinking. And he's kind of the norm from cheers. He's just constantly sitting there on a bar stool. Nice. It's actually, it's actually kind of funny. I was thinking of that show that they did that had the mom and dad from Raisin Hope. Oh, that's actually called, um,
Speaker: released. I've seen it. It's fucking hilarious, by the way. Who? What was that? What was that guy? What was that? What else was that guy in? Neil Flynn. No, that from. Oh. There was no. I'll tell you. His name is Garrett. Dylan Hart. Dylan Hart. Dylan Hart. He's been in. He was sprung. That's the name of the show.
Speaker: Leaves in last house on the left Where the call that sing Ambulance no country full of men against the Sun bright any day now The Mandy project. I don't know what that is gray matter Fear fear of the walking dead. Oh, yeah, he was in dead wood. He was in justified wood Yep
Speaker: Yeah, he was in Deadwood and Justified. That's... Yeah. He's in the Army and the Dead! Yeah, he's in everything, man. Yeah, he's awesome. He's in Benched. That's a John C. McGinley movie. We need to see that, dude. It's called Benched. 2018 movie, Benched. Sorry, John C. McGinley. Dr. Goddamn. Dr. Kethix himself, man.
Speaker: Listen here, Shirley. Also, one of the greatest. Fucking greatest fucking characters ever. Anyways. Yeah. Let's wrap this fucking shit show up, shall we? Yeah. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out.
Speaker: That's Jeff. I'm good. Be on the lookout for Sir Poussois or Sir Poussey to be joining us. There he is. There's my guy. That's my dude right there. Let's be honest. He's kind of. To be fair. To be fair.
Speaker: I'm going to swing it out. I like that. We're going to definitely have to keep that. So, I can't wait until Sir Pussy goes back to his planet and has the same ego that I have. There's a reason why there's no longer life on Mars. I mean, at the end of the day, it's as long as Sir Pussy comes back to
Speaker: He's going to come back and be like, champ. You're going to you're going to fill a full Will Smith, but instead of punching him, you're a hand of beer. Welcome to Earth. What is this beverage that you handed me? Shut up and drink it, pussy. Drink it, pussy. Oh, he's giving me a name. The Earthling has given me a name. I shall be further known as
Speaker: I'm not an airplane pussy. They call me the champ or you are champion. You're god damn right. I am. Let's have a drinking contest so I can be the International Galactical champ. I don't know what this drinking you speak of
Speaker: Hey, sir, Pussy, have you ever heard of Jason Aldean? Hey, Pussy, what are you playing yourself? Champ, I'm really enjoying some Jason Aldean. On my planet, we don't have small towns. But if we did, I wish they would try that in a small town. Pussy. Exactly. I love you, Pussy. I love you.
Speaker: best friend of your life, pussy. It works on so many levels. I'm doing a whole ass movie. Just me. Just me. It's gonna be like the worst version of the movie, Paul. This will be a much better version of Paul. I love Paul. I thought that was a great movie. Yeah, but it was a terrible fucking movie. Let's be honest.
Speaker: I thought it was good. I enjoyed it. I think my kids are feeling like 50 guys. It's a good movie, but let's be honest. I feel like me and pussy could do much better. Me and my pussy. You wouldn't go nowhere. You just sit there and drink good. We should go there. But the beer is here. So we're not going to get the beer. We're going over there. Get your fucking spaceship. Beam up the beer.
Speaker: Beam up the goddamn beer. Where's your khakis at? I hope an alien never goes to Boston and then adopts a Boston accent because we will literally just have to kill an alien. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If an alien shows up here at my door with a Boston accent, you know, I'm rocking this shit day one.
Speaker: He's not he's not Mr. He's not Mr. Senior, but he's not sort of pussy no more. He's he's he's sort of click, click, boom. Yeah, click, click, boom. As soon as he steps off his fucking UFO. And he's like, yeah, by the time we go night, night kills alien because he had a boss in time to go night, night, bitch.
Speaker: fucking fucking snatch him off the ladder. Proceed to in the yard next to the car. Oh, fuck. Dude, you just. Oh, God. I. My bad, bro. This is like roll time.
Speaker: Rolled side. I'm trying to go stick my dick in my sister's mouth. Rolled five. Who's my sister? Who's my fucking sister? You gotta miss a booty. You dirty whore. I can't wait to meet Sir Pussy. Pussy and I become best friends. That would be kind of cool. That would be so cool.
Speaker: Like the movie poll, but instead of Sean and the other guy, we literally, it's just me and you and Sir Pussy in an RV. You think Nicky would let me keep Sir Pussy? She'd have to. Fair enough. She's out. No, no, no. You mean Sir Pussy. He's gonna rock it. She's pretty serving a spear.
Speaker: Maybe. We have an alien spaceship. Honey, we have company. Bring beer. Her new friend is an alien. You can't be mad at that. Bro, it's so funny. Mickey, it's so pussy. It's like, who taught you that? I'm divorcing you before we get married. You can't call him Sir Pussy. No, that's his name. That's his name.
Speaker: He's been knighted. He put all the bunch of beer cans together so he could knight him, sir Pussy. Hey, fuck guy, what's your name? They call me Sir Pussy. Nice to meet you, Nikki. See? That's his name. That's his name. I can't help it that he looks up to me. I'm the goddamn intergalactical champ. I can tell you how to answer if you can keep an alien. I'm Earth's goddamn champion, woman.
Speaker: Just out of nowhere, she walks into her, hey, if an alien showed up, could I keep it? Just be like, what? I will ask her that sooner. Like a pet. Like a pet. You know, he can ride the dog. No, he's not a pet. He's my friend. He's my new vehicle. Yeah, but he's small, so he can ride the dog. He's my BFF. Best friend to alien friends forever. Best alien friend forever. Yeah, B -A -F -F.
Speaker: best alien friend forever. Don't you judge his woman. That's her pussy to you. I'm not calling him that. Yes, you are. Oh, yeah. He's getting the tattoo tomorrow. We're giving him a tattoo tomorrow. He chugs up. He chugs up. He chugs up. He chugs up. He chugs up. He chugs up. He chugs up. He chugs up.
Speaker: I met the intellectual champ. He calls me Sir Pussy. What have you done, Bob? Fuck you, Bob. What have you done lately? Bob, you probed some guys. Big deal. I've met the champ. Well, you fucked Jeff. So is every other dude. Bob.
Speaker: fuck you, ET. Fuck you, Bob. Fuck you, ET, with your glowing finger. I have beer. Fuck you. Fuck you, ET. Fuck you, ET. Yep, definitely time to go.
Speaker: Holy shit. Fuck you, UC. Fuck you, UC. Fuck you, predator. When I pulled my dick out of a pussy, it sounded like a chicken in heat. It was still blowing. Fuck you, predator.
Speaker: I got up to leave and your mom sounded like one of the 101 Dalmatians and she went awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Speaker: I like Sir Pussy. He's my new friend. I can't wait to become friends with alien life forms. You hearing this? Send Sir Pussy down to me and fucking let him hang out with me. I'm the coolest guy you'll ever fucking meet. He's going to go back to his place. It'd be like, you see this line here? Fuck your line. Watch me cross it. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm just going to do a little dusty dough across your line, you fucking bitches. Oh, shit. Son of a bitch. All right. All right. Let's write this bad bitch up. Appreciate y 'all. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Thank you guys. We will see you. I will see you Monday night with a brand new episode of nonsense going on since slash the Glick show. Do what I do best. I can shit drinking beers, hanging out.
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Speaker: fuck you. fuck you. I'm mister. See your pussy. I literally thought that I was like, I gotta make this quick.
Speaker: Nice. That's my dude. That's my fucking homie right there shooting. Fucking sin your pussy, sir. Pussy. We were at the show tonight. We appreciate y 'all listening with a little bit of our boy Leo from frog leaf studio. Can you flip it down and reverse it and give me a mark? You're wearing covering. Work it. That's what he's going to tell Jeff.
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Speaker: You go at your side, then call me over Not on the bed, let me on the sofa Call me before you come, I need to shake my cha -cha You do or you don't, or you will or won't cha Go down, down and eat it like a vulture See my hips, big hips, don't cha See my butt and my lips, don't cha Less than a few pounds in my weight for ya Feel the kind of peace that go ra -ta -ta Ra -ta -ta -ta -ta -ta -ta -ta -ta -ta Six weeks, you're gonna say ba -ba -ba I need a glass of water, boy, yo, baby
Speaker: Boy lift up, let's make a toaster Let's get drunk, it's gonna bring us closer Don't look like a Halle Berry poster See the Belvedere playing tricks on y 'all
Speaker: I don't wanna be like me, never You won't find my chick, that is even better While I'm making all those Las Vegas weather Listen off the ghost while I take you backwards I'm not a prostitute, but I can give you what you want I love your face and your mouth full of balls Love the way my body's cold, ba -ba -ba -bum -bum Keep your eyes on my ba -ba -ba -bum -bum You think you can handle this, but don't get bummed on Take my phone off with my tail, go boo I cut the lights off so you can see what I can do
Speaker: Let me search up to find out what I gotta work on
Speaker: If you got a fix, let me search up to find out how I got to work y 'all.
Speaker: Hey folks, I just updated my merch. I just updated it. Yeah, that's good with it. We'll have to show up right here. Ain't mad at it, ain't mad at it.
Speaker: Appreciate y 'all. Listen. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. We'll see you Monday night with a brand new episode. Non -sensical nonsense. Join me and Sir Pussy as we do the shoot. Fuck you, E .T. You, E .T. Jeffers, what do we do? We do the best hanging out, having fun, making y 'all layer.
Speaker: giving you guys that escape from reality that y 'all need because shit's way too serious for no fucking reason man at the end of the day if you're not already go ahead and check out the socials join us live and don't forget to listen to us anytime anyplace go ahead and hit up bio dot link slash nonsensical nonsense you're gonna find all them socials everywhere you can listen to us live and where you can listen to us anytime any place with that being a shit
Speaker: Jiffy! Literally. Literally. That's what I'm talking about. I'm just fucking talking about my dear. Well, ladies and gentlemen, which like boys to bed, we've come to the end of the room.
Speaker: And when you're at the end of the road, crossroads, if you will, you're dealing with shit that you probably don't want to deal with. Things are getting hard. Times are tough and you're telling yourself, I don't know what I'm going to do next. Don't worry about it. Just ask yourself one simple question. W W N N D.
Speaker: What would nonsensical nonsense do? Well, Click would drink a lot of beer and apparently offend people. And Jeff's going to take two cocks at a heartbeat. But never, never fear. Always remember WWNND. And if you don't remember that, at least remember this, be good or be good at it.
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