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Speaker: It was only a kiss, now I'm falling asleep And she's following the path, well it's fabulous though And she's taking us back, we're never going to bed Never shoving this thing, never strolling my head But she's touching it just now, he takes off her dress, now lay
Speaker: I just can't look, it's killing me, they're taking control. Jealousy, turning saints into thieves, turning nursing lullabies, jumping on your alibis, but it's just the price I pay, destiny is calling me.
Speaker: Open up my eager hearts by Mr. Brightside. See what you did there. I see what you did. Maybe the music will play. I was going to say, maybe, maybe not.
Speaker: Yes.
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Speaker: We don't know what the hell we're doing. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. It's Wednesday. Before we go any further, just one little reminder.
Speaker: Remember Ohio State, to be the team, you gotta beat the team and right now the team is the University of Michigan.
Speaker: I love Rick. One more reminder. It has been 1460 days since Ohio State beat the Michigan University. Suck it.
Speaker: It's help day. Hope you guys are ready for some fuckery and some shenanigans. It's been a minute. I didn't see you guys Monday because well, I just wasn't feeling good. They gotta be honest. I wasn't feeling good and I wasn't feeling it. And I don't want to give you guys a half ass attempt of a show. That's not for me. Um, so, uh, took my day off.
Speaker: and kind of was a little lazy. I got this cough that I cannot get rid of. I probably have pneumonia. I probably have bronchitis. I probably have lung cancer. I don't know. Something. Well, you are in your 40s. As we discussed earlier, in your 40s, the wind blows and you're like, oh, God, I'm dead. Yes, exactly.
Speaker: Um, what's going on? Shatter's box. We see you guys Jarvis Benji has what's going on. Y 'all. Oh man. If you're not already guys, go ahead and check us out on all them social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and tick tock. Don't forget. You can hang out with us live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays seven PM ish right here on Facebook, YouTube, and of course Twitch. We can get that Twitch in there. You guys come hang out with us.
Speaker: Uh, we are on some on discord now. We are finally on discord. It is nonsensical nonsense podcast, I believe on discord. So discord, if you want to check us out, I'm not doing much on there, but I'm on there. So I'm still trying to figure out how to use it. Yeah. Well, that's the problem with most of these apps is like, they're all different.
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Speaker: since you had gifts up to my channel at last. What's going on, everybody? How you doing? Discord is important. Discord is like a social thing. Yeah, well, I'm relatively new to it. I was on it years ago, and it was just because I was a part of a gaming community. But they were all a bunch of tools. So I didn't really participate very much. And then they were flat. They were flat.
Speaker: And then they pissed me off and they pissed a bunch of people off in the group. And then I, I left discord. Um, and he talked into those guys in years because what a bunch of fucking douche bags. Um, but yeah, like I said, I am still learning. I don't, I don't have the time nor the patience to be on 400 sites. Like I recently just started scrolling through Instagram occasionally.
Speaker: That is my problem as well. I don't have a lot of free time. Yeah, it's funny. For two guys that don't like to leave their house, with the exception of somebody that likes to go to the bar. Well, I know the bar so much, Jeff. Yeah, sure. I live there. It's my second home. No, but it's like.
Speaker: for two guys that really don't do a whole lot outside of the show we don't have time other than the show and you know because the rest of the time is spent with family and it's it's social media is hard social media is hard yeah i'll say it i'm not afraid oh
Speaker: It's one thing if you have one But have all is such a oh my god. It's oh, I posted here shit. I gotta post here Oh post here, too Well, and when when I generally post hey, I just use discord I put it in the live thing why
Speaker: What the **** are y 'all doing? Man, I work. I work. I work. I work. I have custody of my three kids. So, they're here Monday through Friday. I'm engaged. My fiance obviously lives here. We're
Speaker: And then I do this show three nights a week. And then I have all the behind the scenes stuff to do. So. And then on top of that, occasionally you can carve out just a hair for yourself. And then I try. And usually in the bathroom playing some stupid game like Monopoly. Monopoly or scrolling YouTube as I go and sit down and take my 45 minute shits. And then.
Speaker: And then, you know, on the weekends, I also try to get on Twitch and game and hang out with you guys there. So you're not just seeing the nonsensical nonsense. I get a little extra, you know, extra click in your life and you get to see me be amazing and fucking awesome on call of duty. Well, you know, they say you should never meet your.
Speaker: They say you should never make you hear us. Well, Chris Mack, me back in high school. So, I mean, where there's nothing more in life. And again, and again, you know, last, um, I do try to get on social media. I mean, I do try to get on there at least a couple of times a week, but we enjoy the live views. Absolutely. We love you guys and hanging out with you guys, but.
Speaker: It's not our main source. Yeah, it's not our main We do the live we do love the chat And the reason why we like the chat is sometimes a lot of times the chat enhances the conversation You know, they they'll throw in a point of view that we don't see Because we're we're very like -minded. We're we're very childish. So sometimes you know
Speaker: an outside view does help. If I picked up a joint, I'd just fall asleep. Just be over here counting fucking Z's. Stalling logs and doing Z's. No. So, um, you know, we, and as far as our sponsors go, they don't give a shit about our stream views. I mean,
Speaker: And don't get me wrong, I love doing the show live, but we've also got to get those listens on the other end too, which we're getting there too as well. But like I said, I try to get on social media as much as I can.
Speaker: It's, it's, I can watch social media all day posting. There's the catch. That's the catch. Once upon a time, once upon a time, I was a naive jackass and I thought, Oh, I'm going to start a podcast and this is going to be really easy. We're going to be Joe Rogan tomorrow. Motherfucker. Oh,
Speaker: rude awakening. The only asshole on this show that gets to turn his camera and microphone on and do nothing else is this jackass to the right of me or to the left of me, depending upon what you're depending on where you are, depending on how you're set up, all the downloading editing and uploading and all the social media and everything. You know, I only, I only allow you to use the name champ.
Speaker: But the person that only shows up by turning on their camera, that's the real champ. Let's be honest. It's undisputed. Plus, a plus, I have to be very careful and I have to tread very lightly on I do and don't what I do post, because there's a lots of sensitive, little silly nannies that are out there in the social media world that if you say the word fuck, then I end up in Facebook jail for a week.
Speaker: And you know, stop watching and start creating this. We aren't creating. We create three times a week. Come on, man. I was going to say, what do you think this is? Put the joy down and pick up a beer. Put the joy down. Pick up a book. Holy nerds, pick up books. Pick up a beer.
Speaker: No, I don't, I, I, I have like in my say, you don't have on, on TikTok, you could save a video. So he was like, Oh, I'll use that later. I have like 400 things saved, but I go to record it. I'm like, eh, not feeling it. So I never post it. Yeah. I don't know anything about kick. I don't know. I've heard, I think I've heard a little bit about it. He said, he said, Hey, now my weed is my weed fellas. Yeah, there you go. No, my beard's right here buddy.
Speaker: Yeah, but I mean, I'm not complaining. I, you know, I, I try to get on social media. I try to post on there and plus this goes on our social media. It does. It kind of does. I mean, our entire YouTube channel is nothing but this. Speaking of our social media, I need to get an Instagram real quick and let everybody know that we're live. Yeah. See where he's posting now. See,
Speaker: I'm going to sit here and purchase my cigarette. Yeah. Cause God forbid you actually be like fucking talk or something. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it. I'm just like, you know, no. So, so last night or no, it was not last night, the night before, uh,
Speaker: I was telling you this before the show, the kids love the show, Raising Hope. You know, it came out a couple of years ago and the same creators that created Raising Hope before they did Raising Hope, they did My Name is Earl. And now the new show is called, is it released? But so I introduced the kids, My Name is Earl. And oh, my gosh.
Speaker: Ethan sleptly plays a moron so well, you'd think he was dumb. I mean, they're literally at the end of each episode is them. Well, in the first season anyway, they're lying in bed and want to say something stupid. He says, he says, if you were going to be any animal of the world, what would you want to be? He says, I'd want to be a dog. He's like, why a dog?
Speaker: He says, because people like dogs and let them sit on the couch. And he's like, why would you want to be a cat? I'm allergic to cats. I was like, really? I sat there and giggled for like 45 minutes and the kids are like, what's so funny? I was like, that's hilarious. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why we don't want to let Jeff lead the conversation too often, because typically,
Speaker: Yeah. Dude, it was funny. He goes to his go to. All he knows is movies. I know movies, TV shows, and cars. He knows something though. Let me get some sports back. Yeah. Yeah. So, somebody. Why is your go to better? Who? Somebody gets
Speaker: Like what? Didn't your birthday like tomorrow or Friday or something like that? Monday, motherfucker. Yeah. Well, I'm technically still young until Monday. I'm, I'm trying to ignore it. I'm trying to, I'm kind of hoping to ignore it. So it'll go away. I'll say, I'll say that for, for Saturday, since you won't be here one day.
Speaker: I mean, you can play it, but I mean, like I said, I'm not old until Monday. Well, I mean, you'll be 43. Uh, I don't know. Snapchat lied to me. I knew your birthday was coming up and Snapchat was like, Jeff's birthday is tomorrow. And I'm like, you know, Facebook is, you know, that's, that's the thing. It did the same thing on your birthday. It gave it to me like two days early.
Speaker: And I was like, no, it's not because social media knows that we're fucking stupid as hell. By the way, it's coming up. You're going to be old. Oh, yeah. Thanks. I forgot. Hey, don't forget Jeff's birthday's on the 4th. It's the 28th. Why are you telling me now? You don't forget. But Facebook is the most accurate.
Speaker: Like, you know, I get notifications daily of, Hey, it's such a birthday. I was like, Holy shit. I totally forgot about that person existing, but okay. Hey, happy birthday. You're a fetus, dude. You're a fucking fetus.
Speaker: Let's not laugh in people's back because you want to talk about being old. Somebody got welcome to your 40s. Somebody got a welcome to the 40s. So I had to go pick up a bundle, a package of ceiling tiles. Don't weigh that much.
Speaker: No, they probably weigh about 50 pounds, 40, 50 pounds. Not heavy, not for me anyways. Right. Yeah. And they're in my car. And as we all know, I got a Chevy Equinox. So, you know, I reach in and I start to pull them out. Then I grab the sides because I get about halfway out and I grab the sides and I, and my back goes. And I heard it too. It was like, it's like somebody paid the piano.
Speaker: And I'm in the parking lot and I, and I work in a rare, in a very rich area and I'm like, Oh God, Oh fuck. Every Karen on the block is like, what's wrong with people walking into their $300 ,000 hours and they're like,
Speaker: What's that idiot in the shitbox doing? Okay. I'm like, insult to injury. Not only do I blow my back out, I blow the entire pocket out of my pants at the same time. So I'm like hunched over and I'm like, ah, fuck. I got four strangers.
Speaker: that are like, are you okay? Do you need an air? I'm like, I'm fine. I'm fine. Leave me alone. And then I feel a real cold breeze right now. It's a heart attack. Nope. I ripped my pocket. So I reach back and share shit where my wallet is. That whole pocket is just, I'm like,
Speaker: Well, this is a great day. I walk around with contractors. I got my ass in ripped ripped. That's the time when you call the boss and you just you just man up and be like, I shit myself. I have to go home. Yeah. Nobody can argue with that. They're like, hey, man, I get it. Go tomorrow. So what do I do? Because again, I'm in my 40s and this is how I was brought up. So I'm the man up, bitch.
Speaker: Grab a stapler, staple that shit together and get going. I grabbed the ceiling tiles with one hand because now I'm embarrassed, I'm hurting, I'm mad. And mind you, a package of ceiling tiles is about like this. Yeah, they're about a foot. Foot by foot.
Speaker: Yeah, it's bigger than a foot wide, but I can't grab it from the sides and grip it. Yeah, you can't pull on it, right? I just fucking grabbed what I could, picked it up on one hand and like slugging them on my shoulder. I look like the fucking hunchback in Notre Dame. All the pain is shooting down my leg. I'm dragging my leg. Here come my contractors. They're like, what the fuck is wrong with you? They said I pulled my back out.
Speaker: So they can write it over and grab the sealant. I was like, what are you doing, man? I was like, I got to get these in there. So they grabbed them, put them in my mechanical space for me. And I was like, and on top of it, I tear my ass out. And the one guy's like, don't worry. I got you covered. Yes. Yes. Paper, baby. Hell yeah. Space, right?
Speaker: I think they step outside. I take my pants off, put them inside out, scrunch them up a little bit, duct tape on the inside. Double, double layer. I go across and I go up and down triple layer. I went across again. So I'm like, this'll hold until I'm done with you guys. Thankfully there's a Meyer and a target and everything like right by me. Right. Right.
Speaker: I was like, all right, I got done with those guys. I had to run over to my other building and grab my drill. I'm like, okay, there's a target right next to my building. I'll run into target real quick. Thank God. They had a pair of jeans that were in my size that were not slim or skinny or queer or anything else like that. They were relaxed, whatever. So like, okay, that problem solved. Let me take some Excedrin.
Speaker: back wasn't hurting. Yeah. I started to ease up a little bit. By the time I got home today, I'm like dragging my leg. I can't stand up straight. Kids are like, dad, what's wrong with you? And my, my middle one goes fucking old and blew his back out. I'm like, I had a fucking stroke. Leave me alone. But
Speaker: It's been a day. It's it's I should have taken tonight off and done the show one day. You know, that makes my week right there. I'm fine. My week is perfect. Just like. Is it fucking Monday or is it Wednesday? Like what the hell? What else could go wrong? You know, like. Yeah, no, I agree. We have a.
Speaker: one of my buildings, my new building, when you walk in, there's a big TV and it's like a digital monitor. It tells you the weather and the traffic flow and and what for what's on and then you can actually look at the floor pan on the floor and see where the offices and whatnot are, right? We don't have any control of it. There's this magical wizard of honor somewhere, right? Well, now it's playing Christmas music. Oh, Jesus.
Speaker: absurdly loud, absurdly loud and obnoxious. I let that fucker off the wall. I can't answer that happy. And they're like, what can you do? And I said, nothing. My boss started like, it's a valid complaint because I heard it the other day and I'm like, oh, my God, I'm going to smash this thing with a hammer. Yeah. And they're like, what could you do about this? And both my boss are like,
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, if I didn't throw my back out, I could take a run and leave. I can usually kick that son of a bitch. But unfortunately, I'm dragging my right leg. And I just got these pants. I'm not about to fuck them up. I already had one fucking blowout with a tire on the on corner three, making a left turn. God damn it. I'm done. I'm done with today. Dude, I don't get it like
Speaker: We reached out to the company.
Speaker: even even the little neighborhood here, the one neighbor he's got, he's got these fucking said I wouldn't know anybody's birthday unless Facebook told me agreed. I'm the same way. You know, I remember yours because I get the notification or, or, you know, I look, I'll, I'll get a reminder on my calendar. Cause I put it on my calendar. It reminds me three days early, but
Speaker: Like I forgot it was mine coming up because once again, I'm trying to ignore it, hoping that it just goes over and I don't age, you know, deal with the devil and all that. I can't be 22. I can't just stay 42 forever. This is bullshit.
Speaker: Every time I say I'm 22 around Nikki, she's like, the fuck? And I'll do it in public. We went to Walmart the other day, because it's Saturday, I think it was, and we got beer. And we went through the DYI register, and I wait for the person to come over, and she's like, you need to carve me?
Speaker: And he was like, no, you're good. And it was like, it's because you're 43. And he looked at me and I was like, I just turned 22. If you want to card me, you can. She's like, you're 42. I'm like, well, call me out a little bit more discreet. At least I didn't call you out like, uh, actually some news just came out. Did you hear who got arrested?
Speaker: A lot of people have been getting arrested. He did. He got arrested. Well, I was going to cover that here in the second hour because I literally just found out about like 45. There's a lot of. There's a lot of crazy shit in that circle going on right now. Yeah, it's crazy. And I'm wondering how much of it. Well, it.
Speaker: I would say 80 20 being 20 % could be fake because I mean, if I'm on trial and I see a out, I'm taking it. Murder charge. Oh, he paid me a million dollars, dude. So, you know, yeah, no, I was gonna, cause I was gonna, that's gonna, uh,
Speaker: I think that's going to turn into a little bit of a conversation because there's a lot of heads on that helping block that nothing to do a P Diddy just down the same road line. Yeah. Yeah. There's a, and I'm waiting for the conspiracies because we'll get into it next hour. We'll get into it. I was going to say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: in in the celebrity world so did you hear the news about uh the cia and fbi all right sorry cia cia they have machinery to detect and recover alien spacecraft
Speaker: They've had that for years. Hello. Area 51, 1915. No, but I agree. I agree. But they literally just came out two days ago and were like, Oh no, it's real. We do have that stuff. Did you hear the breaking news? No. The Tampa Bay Lightning, not Tampa Bay Lightning, Tampa Bay Buccaneers football team.
Speaker: OK. Played in the Super Bowl with Tom Brady on their home field and won. When? Like two years ago. Again, that goes along with the FBI. I was going to say, wait, I missed the Super Bowl. Am I that far out of sports? The news. Neil Armstrong, first man to walk on the moon. That's pretty cool. And the bannables broke. The bannables? Who set up the camera?
Speaker: Don't worry about it. Yeah, I'm just saying. The camera man never get no love. Trust me. I didn't see something. I didn't see any love. Trust me. I know. I didn't see something that kind of... We've all seen that original footage of the first atomic bomb, how they tested it and all that stuff.
Speaker: And it destroys everything. How did the camera survive? Well, you got those sweet -ass zoom lenses. Plus, they were inside the bunkers because you realize when they were doing that, there were people in the bunkers. It's literally like 40 feet. The one's like 40 feet from the house above. If you look, if you use the telescope and you look at the moon in the 50s,
Speaker: in the 50s a camera survived a camera back in the 50s is bigger than my laptop but they kind of put it in a bunker like they put the people in bunkers look i've seen the movies if they put people in a bunker a hundred yards away from where they drop an atomic bomb and then survive then the cameras as we've discussed movies are always accurate
Speaker: Everybody. Isn't it you that tells me movies are fake, Joe? Everything's fine. Nothing to see here. You know, we learned from maybe at a judge, you just jump in a refrigerator. You're good. Yeah. As long as it's one line, I'm just saying. Oh, just like that. Just this. You're right. You're right.
Speaker: It's movie magic. Calm down. No, I did. Neil deGrasse Tyson was talking about that. And he was like, how did the camera survive? And I'm like, well, if Neil's bringing it up. Now I'm skeptical. That goofy bastards. I love Neil deGrasse Tyson. That dude is awesome. Did you know that he almost went into porn? Or he was. He's charismatic enough.
Speaker: He's a charismatic cat. Like he's like, is Bill Nye the science guy? No, no, no, no. If you watch, if you watch like a scientist that knows as much as Neil, you're kind of like, oh my God, this guy's fucking Ben fucking Stein. But Neil deGrasse Tyson, he brings science alive, man. You're just like, I'm fucking in, dude. I love that guy.
Speaker: Did you go to Neil deGrasse fucking seminar and just get that from the pamphlet? Is that what the plan is? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's constantly all over by TikTok and Facebook and everything else. You see him all the time. And he had that show was like in terms of cosmos or some shit like that.
Speaker: I have a weird algorithm. My shit's filled with like. Yeah, trust me. We all know you have a weird algorithm. No, I literally get lately. It's nothing but like remote jobs and and fucking side hustles. So astrology shit. I don't know how that one showed up. And then something really stupidly funny. That was like somebody somebody getting hit by, you know, hitting the nut. It's hilarious.
Speaker: Like a kid falling off the stairs. This is Australian guy that's been in my Facebook reels and he just watches videos and tries not to laugh. Oh, no. My favorite. I need to get a clip of it, but you've probably seen it. The cockwhisper. Let's look at some cocks. He's got one of those mini cam over trucks and it says the cockwhisper and he's talking about chicken.
Speaker: First and foremost, they're not cocks. Those are roosters and now we know why Jeff's algorithm. Now we know what Jeff's algorithm is. He wears the fucking shorts from Reno 911 in the whole nine yards. Looks like he just got off the work from UPS and cut his shorts off. Cut his tail legs off. How do you type that into the search bar? Do you just put cock whisperer?
Speaker: No, no, it's because there's, um, there's certain people that are, that are really big. Like the guy that you don't like the Alabama guy. It's like, listen, I can't remember his name. You're not a face. Yeah. Danger. Uh, him, the guy that's always in his truck with a beard and he's
Speaker: Yeah, no, no, no he does he does he does he has the sound officer No, he does the sound that says when I told you I like it a little rough Jesus I didn't mean this rough that guy I can't remember his name I Can't remember his name little red -haired scrawny -looking fuck
Speaker: little bit and then the ginger billy he shows up on my tiktok all the time i like ginger billy he's funny but because of things like that i get these weird characters
Speaker: Yeah, you get weird in your algorithm because you type in you. You haven't seen this cockwhisper guy. Holy shit. He's hilarious. He plays it as serious. Watch training. This is another fucking training for our porn accident. Watch. He plays it so serious like he is like he is Caesar Milan or something. It's reversed. I don't go in. I'm over here. Well.
Speaker: And I'm snack. Did you eat? Yes. When I'm here for the child. She has some chocolate chicken in it. Yeah. Just a barbecue chicken in it. Barbecue. You don't like barbecue chicken. What are you, a commie? I don't like it. I'll be right back. Yeah.
Speaker: She's got a goddamn sweater on yes, okay again ladies and gentlemen now that he's not here you realize that he put cock whisperer into his search bar and And he and none of us none of us are Worried about it. None of us really He's the one that's doesn't understand why his algorithm. Hey, welcome back. How's it going, buddy?
Speaker: See, I see how you're talking about it. I can't hear you. You'd be surprised what I can hear. I was just saying you're the only one that's that's amazed by your algorithm. None of us are. You're the one to put cock whisper in your search bar. I'm telling you, I'm going to find one of the videos. I'm going to send it to my computer. I got to play. This guy is hilarious. Ozzy man reviews is fucking hilarious.
Speaker: Yeah. I love Osmond reviews. That guy's hilarious. I catch him on my, um, uh, Facebook. The show, we said we had no time to, to post anything on social media. Watching other people's videos to post our own videos. God, God forbid we actually do our own videos.
Speaker: Although I do have to remember where shit is. I need to start writing it down with the timestamp so that I can write shit down because we have some good moments on this show that would make awesome clips. Right? I was thinking the same thing. I need to get that clip of you head banging to no music because I swear to God, Helen, Benji and I laughed so fucking hard because you're fucking just jamming out, but we can't hear a goddamn thing.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. I mean, I heard the music. It was awesome. Yeah, you heard it. What is December 1st? That's Friday. So Saturday, Friday, Friday, everybody, our friends, speaking of speaking of videos, our friends,
Speaker: over and out. You've heard me play their song over and over again. I'm going to play it tonight because we're pushing the shit out of it. We want you guys to listen to it. We want you guys to go stream it. We want you guys to go follow them. They are releasing the official music video for Mr Sinister that they put out with their little teaser trailer. It's going to be a badass video. Y 'all they're releasing it Friday night on YouTube and all that jazz. We're debuting it.
Speaker: Saturday night right here. Nice. So Friday and Saturday with the debut of over and outs official music video for Mr. Sinister. If you haven't listened to it yet, the fuck are you doing? Go to over and out over underscore in underscore out on YouTube, Apple
Speaker: wherever you stream music, wherever you listen to music and check those guys out and listen to Mr. Sinister and then get on YouTube Friday and watch the official video or be here Saturday and watch the official video. The Lord show the guy some fucking love. That's bet. Be here. Pussy's. So, OK, it's processing. Damn it. Come on faster. This is different. This is the cock whisperer guy. He cracked me up.
Speaker: Welcome to the cockwhisper. I'm the cockwhisper. Let's look at some cocks. Oh, that's a good looking cock. This breed of cock is called Scott's dumpy cock. What a night. That is hilarious, man. I didn't know who I was. I'm not going to hate all the guys, but I know who he is. I mean, he plays full out. He looks like he just got off the job at UPS. And I got to figure out what the other guy's name that I was talking about.
Speaker: That's that's what I'm doing yeah We're blowing in the wind or is somebody no Kevin opened it So close it No, I shave my head Yeah, you know
Speaker: Dude, speaking of television shows, I know I just made fun of you. You got to start watching Banshee if you haven't already. It's got our man. Oh no, I've been watching it. I'm on like the last season. Okay. So you've seen where it got revenge. Yeah. Did you see the sight of that man's head? Yeah. It was.
Speaker: I was like, Hey y 'all, hey, watching Banshee. It's a couple of years old, but if you watch the boys homelanders in it, totally different role, totally different character. Great fucking show. I'm almost done with season two. Yeah. I, I have you, have they robbed the, or tried to rob the, um, military base yet. Yep. That's season three. Sorry.
Speaker: Well, thanks. Great television show, by the way. We're not going to spend a whole lot of time talking about, but check out Banshee. And if you haven't watched The Boys, go watch The Boys. Have you seen the new show, the spinoff of The Boys? No. Generation B or something like that? Oh, really? It's like it's like a Professor X style school with all the teenage heroes.
Speaker: I haven't started. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's like, it's like a school for heroes. Yeah. As I said, it's like, it's like professor Xavier and X -Men. Yeah. Oh, I have seen the trailer for it. Speaking of watching it, it does look good. Confirmed season four of the boys. Yeah. New cast member joining the show. Jeffrey Dean Morgan, AKA Negan, AKA John Winchester.
Speaker: Yes. I love, I love that dude. Jeffrey Dean Morgan is awesome. Yeah. I'm like, Oh man. We just got to get fucking, uh, uh, Oh, what's his nuts from supernatural on the show now. Right. This is named Jared. Yeah. That guy, he was on, he was on Gilmore girls and stuff. Uh, this is the other guy that I was talking about. Um,
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Speaker: know, I do like some of his stuff. He is, he's, he can be funny. The short and sweet stuff is perfect. But when he goes into extra, extra long videos, it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm done. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you for making apps and 10 to 15 seconds long, 30 seconds. We're good. You started making 60 seconds, three minute, 10 minute video. I'm out. You know, you lost me.
Speaker: Uh, you know, your Billy is my spirit animal. I'm just saying, because that dude, he's got that fucked up fan. He's got all these weird vehicles and I'm like, I'm kind of in, this is the kind of guy that turns his lawn, riding lawnmower into a motorcycle. I see the video the other day. I don't know why the sister reminded me.
Speaker: It was two people. One guy was dressed up as Batman. The other guy was dressed up or the girl was dressed up as Harley. And she was like, Batman, I have a riddle for you. And Batman was like, OK. You know, because he's the greatest detective ever. And she was like, I walked down an alley and I am filled with holes. What am I?
Speaker: and she was like, oh my god, that's not what I meant. I probably watched that video like 20 times and laughed my ass off. It was so fucking funny. I was dying every time. Batman likes to turn everything into something about his parents.
Speaker: Yeah, here it is. I found it. I'll be damned. What? The ginger billy where he he attached the dirt bike to a bush mower. Did you do a video where he bought a cat? No. Yeah, so he he he was like he was like, I bought this here. Cat. I love the way it was the caterpillar. Little mini. Oh, yeah, he's got he's got a skid steer and his wife comes out and she's like,
Speaker: where did that come from? He was like, I bought it. You said I could. And she was like, what? He said, yeah, remember I asked him, I get a cat. And she's like, I thought you meant a little furry, whatever, you know, walking around the house. And he was like, it's a cat. And she was like, well, that's the only cat you're going to be getting in for now on. Oh, nice.
Speaker: No, he is. I love the way he is mannerisms and the way he speaks. He's fully committed to that character in the best way possible because you and I know people like that. They've been in the chatter's box. I'm that guy sometimes. I mean, I don't understand that guy.
Speaker: I mean, you guys, I mean, you guys missed my heyday on Periscope and even when I was on TikTok, man, I would just go into full character mode and it wasn't over until I was done.
Speaker: Yeah, here's his riding lawnmower. Y 'all check out my new fancy lawnmower. Not only is that lawnmower fancy, but it is also the fastest, most baddest lawnmower in the entire world. And I'm about to show y 'all how to cut grass the fancy way. All right, folks, it's time to cut the grass.
Speaker: At one point he had to be doing like 35 miles an hour. I'm just saying if it works. He's got that, he's got that, what is it? It's like a Geo Metro. It's front wheel drive car and he's replaced the rear tires with a mower deck. And he's painted John Deere on it.
Speaker: I mean, we know guys like that. Yeah. I'm doing a podcast with one. What are you talking about? I'm just yours wouldn't be as effective or be done. Mine would be funnier because I crash it. Yes. This is true. You're like, Oh yeah. I had all these extra nuts and bolts and you know, this, this piece of plywood here and that duct tape there and
Speaker: I very rarely use duct tape, believe it or not. I don't use duct tape anymore. You know what I use from that? You know what I use now? Gorilla tape. Because it's a million times better. Yeah, it is, buddy. No, I don't use tape for anything. Correction, I use it for electrical tape. That's about it.
Speaker: That's the only thing to fix things as we learn. Yeah. Yeah. We learned that tonight. You can't deny that you use duct tapes. I didn't say it was duct tape. It was just tape. It was packing tape. It was, it was, it was, um,
Speaker: It was some kind of weird roofer state because my buildings have vinyl roofs and the contractors were like patching holes. So it was like some kind of like weird vinyl roofing type shit. Just the fact that my man was like, I got you. I felt like didn't sell for a minute.
Speaker: My dude my dude Have you ever used the metal the metal duct tape that use I love that shit I hate that shit'll suck to anything that shit'll stick to anything
Speaker: Oh yeah. A hundred percent itself. When I was a kid, it'll be like a little phone and it'll stick together. You're like, Oh, and it'll never come apart. You try to pop it. The next thing you know, the whole roll is stuck together. No, but I'll tell you what, when I was a kid, that was my reflectors on my bicycle.
Speaker: Just put that on a couple of spokes. As the song goes, if you don't know me by now. Actually, I thought you were going to say, if you're going to be dumb, you got to be tough. Just entire bike was wrapped in that tape. No, no, I literally, you know, you're your reflector.
Speaker: I know that and that fucking tape and it's exactly what he said had a had a had a purple and black BMX but he wrapped in that tape and told everybody it was no no no I had I the only time I use that tape on a bike and I didn't wrap the entire bike I use it as a I had a a 10 speed that you would use like the the the street ones with the real thin tire like
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Speaker: Lance Armstrong style, not a mountain bike. You know, I'm talking like, like a racing bike, like Neil, like Lance Armstrong kind of bike with the, with the weird panel bars that go like this. It was free.
Speaker: I should have already known. I already do the answer to that. Yeah. No, because you know, you know how it is, you know, you do repair work and you go to people's houses and they have like a garage sale. There are garage sales tomorrow, but they got all this shit ready to go. And you're like, what do you want for that? Take it. All right. Throw it in the truck. I got speakers. I got a car that way. My Chevelle, I got that way.
Speaker: We used to get a lot of cool shit when I worked at two men in a truck, especially when women were leaving their cheating ass husbands. You know, we had a guy one time get a brand new Harley Davidson for 50 bucks. Oh man, I've been running to the fucking ATM. Oh, he did. We had a guy get a brand new Mustang. Got it. Had a guy got a brand new Mustang GT. Yeah. Or $200. Shit, honey. I'll deal with my bank. I'll give you that money. Sign up. It's over.
Speaker: And we got flat screen TV. Well, not we got big screen TVs. Flight screens weren't really super, super popular. They were newer. Yeah, but we we got flat screen TVs. We got surround sounds. Yeah. One dude fucking. You are not you like Peyton Manning rookie signed autograph like an actual guy went and met Peyton and signed it.
Speaker: Um, and had a picture with it and everything where he got verified. Yeah. With, with, with Peyton, man, men, well, women too. Don't, don't cheat on your significant, but men, especially if you've got money and you got stupid money and you spend it on dumb things and you have a lot of toys and digits and gadgets. Stay loyal motherfucker. Cause I'm too bad on the truck. I'll take anything.
Speaker: yes sir so will the plumbers and when you when you got a wife who's pissed off and your ass is at work and you have no idea she's leaving you and your heart babysitting and your Mustang and is in her name you fuck you just lost my car you better believe it when she said when she said hey y 'all want a Mustang i said what how much
Speaker: Boys I'm driving home myself. That's what the guy did. Yeah. The guy wasn't a driver. He said, I got 200 bucks cash in my pocket right now. I said, I'll go to an ATM. And she said, he got your beat. He's got cash. My man gave her $200 cash. There's a, when my dad left. He left the house. He, he drove it to, and did all the title stuff and everything while we were unloading. And somebody drove that bitch home that night.
Speaker: He called up his girlfriend and said, Hey, uh, I need you to get a ride down here and pick up my shit box. I got me a brand new thing. He actually had a really nice truck, but he called up his girlfriend or a fiance or whatever she was at the time. And he asked her if she could get a ride to the shop to come pick up his truck. She was like, why? He was like,
Speaker: They may or may not have bought a car today. She was pissed at first until she seen it. And then he told her how much he paid for it. She wasn't pissed anymore. Well, my dad - We loaded it up in the truck. When my dad and I worked together, this is way back in the 80s, it was like 89. We would cash our check and go
Speaker: We'd have to go to the bank to cash our checks. And dad would always take $200 out of his check and put it in his wallet. But he would never spend any of that. He would take an extra $200, keep it in his wallet. And I asked him one day, I said, what is that? He said, you'll never know. Somebody would be like, hey, you want to buy this? If you don't got cash, you can't buy it. And I started doing the same thing. I always keep at least $100 on me because you never know.
Speaker: Nowadays, you got cash app and you know, in my house, where you go, baby, you can do Facebook pay. I mean, like, damn, how much? Okay. Hold on a second. Transfer, transfer. Bing. I got it. I got me a Mustang. Who can fight fastest? No, I mean, I, I, I, I had a stereo system in my bedroom that I got for free because the family was moving.
Speaker: And the speakers of it were too big. They were too heavy for them to carry downstairs. I said, they'll be in the truck by the time I leave. There were 12 inch sub these giant three football boxes that weighed five, 50 pounds apiece. And, you know, it was the, the, the father had passed away a couple of years ago and they were like, we needed to downsize, but in order to sell the house, we got to fix some stuff. And.
Speaker: Sitting right next to the bathroom They had pushed it out push one of the speakers out into the hallway and I was like, what's up with the speaker? Like yeah, we're it's too heavy to carry as you guys second one. They're like, yeah, it's in the closet How much you want for them? You can have them if you get them out of the house. Nobody in the truck time I leave I mean, that's that's like my my record player. I got that console record player that big fucking Yeah, that big part ever sent you a picture of it
Speaker: But it's, it's like from the seventies. Yeah. That thing's huge. It's, I mean, it takes, it takes four men and a boy to move that. Some bitches it's big. And, uh, you know, not that, not that anybody really cares, but it's got history behind it because. So when I lived in Charleston, there was the mayor in Charleston was like the mayor for 50 years. And he, he was beloved. He like, right there ever absolutely beloved down there.
Speaker: The only reason he was not the mayor anymore was not because somebody beat him. It was because the man was like 90 years old. He aged out. Yeah, he aged out. He's like, I'm too old for this shit. Yeah, he retired, but he's a local legend in Charleston, whatever. But he bought that record player brand new for his wife when he came out and whatever. And I got all the paperwork and everything with it, all the original owner's manual and everything with it.
Speaker: So that son of a bitch sat in the mayor's mansion for like 40 years, some shit like that. Yeah. You know, 50 years, whatever the case may be. And, you know, records and vinyls have made a resurgence and they've come back around and everybody's buying them. Well, this record store and Charleston, they're like, they picked it up. They're like, yeah, we'll buy it. We can, I could easily get five, $600, maybe more out of that son of a bitch right now. Oh, easily.
Speaker: just because it's in it's in a retro as fuck. It's in immaculate shape. Everything works on it. Um, it's again, it's retro. It's vintage. The fucking thing is beautiful. I probably get more than what I think I can get out of it in all honesty. Um, but they bought it and that's what they thought they bought it when the mayor retired and they were moving out of the mayor's mansion or whatever. Um, and whatnot, they got it. And they're like, well, yeah, we're gonna make a fucking
Speaker: We're going to make a men off. Oh, didn't they? Nobody, nobody, nobody, hey, nobody knows anything about it because all these goofy ass kids, you know, they're, they're all like, they're 20 and they don't know what shit it is. They're only in the vinyl because it's what's trending right now. They're not actually, they don't actually, I mean, I love the sound of a record. I mean, I've used it a couple, I've used it a million times. I've got a whole fucking stack of records in there, some bitch. And I got some old ones in there too.
Speaker: Um, but, um, they had it sitting in their store for like six, seven months. And the kids, his mom and I were in there one day and, and I seen it and I fell in love with it. And then she's seen it. She's like, I like that. I was like, yeah. How much you got? Um, I played it off. I was like, yeah, you really, you like that? I mean, that thing's kind of big and bulky and
Speaker: kind of ugly. She's like, Oh, I really, really like it. And I was like, all right, well, how about I buy it for you for your bird? There you go. Seriously. I was like, yeah. So I got one of the guys at the store and I was like, Hey, uh, you know, how much you want for that? Cause I made me an offer. We can't get rid of it. Just, and I was like, just being a smart ass. I was like, I'll give you 25 bucks for it. He's like, he's like, so in the car.
Speaker: Nice. I'm like, I know it was going to be heavy. I didn't know it was going to be that heavy. Right. It's like, Oh shit. Now I need new shocks. Yeah. I said, all right, cool. 25 bucks. And that kind of felt bad. I was like, I know what this, I wouldn't have felt bad at all. I'm like, Oh boy. I get a lot more than 25 bucks out of this thing. Right.
Speaker: I said, you know what? I'll give you 50 for it. And he's like, I don't care. Get it out of my store. Fuck it. 50 bucks out the door. They helped me load it in the car, took it home, had a couple, had a couple nine, nine, 10 friends come over and help me because they had to go up to the second floor. Fuck that. We'll leave it outside. Drew Carey, this motherfucker.
Speaker: But like my cousin, my cousin got a pool table that this family gave them. I might remember my 86 four cylinder Mustang. The coop that I drove, I got that for $4. Somebody was, they didn't want to get rid of it. They're like, give me $4. I'm like, all right, here you go. And he said it as a joke. He's like, I'll give it to you for $4. Here's the money.
Speaker: And, uh, I got a pool table off my old gym teacher. Um, what else? What was the other big item? I got, I think my brother got a, he got a Suzuki 700 motorcycle for like a hundred bucks. Cause they were like, just get it out of here. My husband doesn't ride it no more. He's not, this dude comes home. Where's my fucking motorcycle? Oh, absolutely. I mean, that record player.
Speaker: you know, like I said, I bought it for the kids, his mom. So what are you doing? Um, for our birthday. So when we split up, you know, um, obviously she wanted to take it with her. All right. Well, a couple of friends come over. Um, cause her pans. Yes. I don't know how they got it into their place. Cause she got, she got, she loved me for, he didn't want nothing to do with it.
Speaker: But he looked at it when it's too heavy. But a couple of friends come over and they helped me take it back downstairs and load it up for him, which in all honesty and retrospect, I should have just I didn't actually I'd always I didn't throw it down the stairs because I didn't want to damage my house. Right. So then a couple of months later, she was like, hey, we don't we don't have any room for this. Do you want it back? I said, look, I've already moved this thing twice.
Speaker: If I come and get it, you're never getting it back again. It is mine. Yeah. I would pick it back up, brought it back over. I did not take it back upstairs. We just put it in the garage. Yeah. Fuck that. Um, you know, because at the time I was getting ready by the house, I was like, well, even down in the garage and I'm going to make room for it in my man cave. Make a man cave. Yeah. Well, I already had a man cave, but my garage was like a finished basement in a three and a half car garage.
Speaker: It was a finished basement because it was all drywall and outlets everywhere and it was sweet. But I can't tell you how many times she's like, won't you let me get that back? I'm never. Never because I told you if I came and got it, it was mine. I got it for your birthday when we were married.
Speaker: Yeah, we not married no more. I got paperwork says so. I gave it to you. You gave it back. No, you no obligation to be nice anymore. I'm not an asshole to my ex -wife. You know what? I was like, but it's not yours anymore and you can't have it back. So I agreed.
Speaker: Sucks to be you. Yeah. Um, now it's just, now it's just like a fucking collect all in the house. I gotta get everything. Yeah. Well, that's, that's the, that's the thing. Um, it's, it's the old shop rule. If anything has a level surface on it, it will be cluttered by the, I also bought before I bought her that I got her for Christmas. They made these vintage looking little,
Speaker: record players and they look like an old school Victor roll. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But this thing has this thing. Super cool. Cause it's got AM FM radio on it. It's got the record, the record deck on it. It's also got a CD player and a tape deck on it. Right. That you can find keeps anymore, but it is just, I mean, it's just a small little compact thing. You know, like I can literally, right? So yeah, and it weighs like all of three pounds.
Speaker: So I have that because when she took the big record player, she was like, well, you can keep that so you can still see your records. And I was like, oh, whatever. It was I was actually I was like, OK, cool, because I have CDs, as I found when we got the Christmas stuff out yesterday. That's a whole other story.
Speaker: like a fucking stack of CDs like this, bro. Nice. Dude, I mean, and CDs from the Lime Wire Day, Napster Day. Nice. It was like, and it was like, and I wrote out of like, like, Hillbilly. Chris's Big Nicks. Yes. Exactly. Yes. Hillbilly Redneck Jams by Chris. Yes. R &B Slow Jam. With the fucking Sharpie that's slowly dying. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, you know, and all that Nikki was laughing at me that I found a bunch of other CDs. There's like Cisco, Enter the Dragon and the phone song and shit on there. Fucking fucking Deema, a bunch of Tupac, fucking Joe. I just just Limp Biscuit was in there. Yes. Chesney, just just all kinds of shit. Toby Keith. And I'm like,
Speaker: I wonder how fucked up these CDs are because there's a CD player in that radio. I'm about to fucking jam out. Forget the fact that I can literally get every song that's on here on Spotify, but... I wouldn't ever put on those CDs. Exactly.
Speaker: Now, when you made tapes, CDs back in the day, did you actually make the fucking playlist on a piece of paper? No, no, no, no, no, no, because when I was on every one of them, that's been 20 years ago. My memory ain't that long. So I would love to. And I don't know how fucked up they are, but I would love to go play.
Speaker: Well, you do the old trick we used to do back in the day. The toothpaste and a little bit of water, you buff it out. Fuck yeah. I don't know, but I know what I'm doing this weekend. Yeah, agreed. That's that. You should save that for Monday and do a Monday mix show. On Monday. Do you use it for your music show? Well, I do. This is Chris's Country Mix 19.
Speaker: We're going to listen to this whole fucking CD. I'm going to get banned everywhere, but it's going to be worth it. We're, we're, we're all going to listen along and be surprised at the same time because I don't know what's on this bitch. Exactly. That's the best part. Now, however, if your computer has a CD wrong on it, you can put it in and it'll give you the list. Ah, yeah. Yeah. Because it'll give you a playlist from Limewire. Yeah.
Speaker: So but it'll be what it was typed in when you download it from my I am I am very curious to find out because I honestly I have no idea Burnt CDs. I don't know. I just know rock the party jams R &B slow jams by Chris, you know or by Glick and
Speaker: Yeah, cuz we all cuz we when we made those mixtapes we all thought we were fucking DJ's the one we're famous one day this CD is gonna be worth a lot of money No, but it's also one of those things words like
Speaker: You had you remember the the trapper keeper of CDs in the car. You can glance at it and go, oh, that one song's on here. I'm going to listen to that. Yeah. Yeah. And you can tell by the what you wrote by with the Sharpie by the city tower of fucking CDs. Yes. So there was that was a fun little.
Speaker: curious find. And like I said, I know what I'm doing this weekend. I'm going to see if they work. They might not, they might not work, but you know what? Well, it's, it's, it's also one of those things like you might discover or rediscover a song that you used to love, but you completely forgot existed. Well, that's the thing. You know, when you made those CDs, they were full of songs that you would love. Yeah.
Speaker: because you know depending on the brand and the sizes you need like you can only put 10 to 15 songs on there if you were lucky and i had the the CDs i had were mp3 oh they were bought for me but i could fit 20 to 25 songs on it
Speaker: Why am I not surprised by that, Brad? Brad posted something the other day, and I was just like, yeah. He posted it today, where I was just like, yeah. That was a cool find. And then I had the actual CDs. Like I said, a Dima.
Speaker: Right. The Cisco one. The Cisco one. Who didn't have that CD back in the day? Dude, it wasn't even just a thong song that I like. I like that whole goddamn song, man. Yes. Love it. I love that. I love that. Dude. Oh, yeah, we played it on here. We've played it on here, and I watch it at least twice a month on YouTube. I love that part of the song.
Speaker: No, but it's like, I remember when I worked at courtesy auto mall, the one, the mechanic that was right. He had just got out of mechanical. He would sit in his car at lunch and listen to that. That fucking CD. I want to, I want to listen to that CD because I almost want to look it up. Actually. Yeah. Let me look it up because the enter the dragon CD Cisco enter the dragon. Yeah.
Speaker: I want to know everybody thought Cisco was going to be the new Tupac or some shit. Oh, I wish the dragon was the one that I unleashed. Yeah. That was a song on there. He's that CD. Have you have you ever gone back and watch the old videos of that stuff? Like what's with the back? Back that ass up with Cisco. I like the dragon CD. I mean, you know, for like three dollars.
Speaker: I get the title of the tracks. Whoa, whoa, whoa, we whoa, we. OK, you get track. Well, why didn't I just fucking do that? I was going to say track list. It went right to YouTube. Nice. My man, my man was so like, dude, hope I can sing, man.
Speaker: Okay Here is the so the playlist went is love enough Got to get it unleash the dragon. You're my everything where he makes tonight And passing through through the world order through world order. Sorry How can I love you tonight so sexual Addicted song song. I love you incredibly
Speaker: and incomplete was the. Got to get it. Got to get it was my jam. Unleash the dragon was my jam. I think I only listened to the one song, which is thong song. I liked incomplete. Drew world order was good. Enchantment was fucking good. Enchantment passing through was awesome. You are. Everything was fucking I love that whole album. I'm not even a good album. I'm not mad at it. Yeah.
Speaker: That whole album was my fucking jam. And I love Drew Hill too. First and foremost. I mean, goddamn Drew, Drew Hill had their, their Drew Hill album with, uh, with tell me, do you believe whatever you want? I'll never make a promise in my bed. What? Five steps. Yeah. That was a great album. I forgot how good that album was.
Speaker: I realized tonight you cannot put the word fucking NA or having this thing.
Speaker: I mean you can you can you just it's frowned upon let's be honest you just have to dance uh brad it is not your genre i would easily i would i would put money on the fact that you would run screaming when we were in high school i'd have picked you as a tom jones guy he was but hey now that some bitch is like super fucking
Speaker: Donald Trump outspoken, probably loves the David Allen Co X -rated album. Super redneck, like, you know. Yeah, I was just going to say he's a whale and Jennings guy all the way.
Speaker: It's a super quiet, mousy little nerd in the corner, Brad in high school. Now all of a sudden we grow up and he's like, Confederate flags, Donald Trump. I love David Allen. Yeah. I'm the same way. I love David Allen. I'm a country bucket, but I've always been that guy.
Speaker: um you know i just but but you and i you and i have very eclectic tastes when it comes to music we listen to everything really listen to everything i always yeah that's called eclectic i'm no expert but it's called addiction or it's just called being a music whore well you know you are a music whore you you are way more in a music whore than me
Speaker: Oh yeah, I always happened. But music has always been, and you know, and we've talked about this before, music has always been my escape, you know? Right. Me, without working on the car, beating up on something. With my history and my past and... No shit! You still, oh my God, you gotta send me the playlist. I barely remember it.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't remember the cassette. Hold on, Jeff. Hold on, Brad. I need you to come to Newark. I got a cassette player. I'm going to have a few beers. No, no, here's the thing. When I used to make cassette tapes, I would put clips in the clips of movies or clips from, from commercials or something in between the songs.
Speaker: I have a cassette player at the house. I was about to say the same thing. You've been summoned. I have a cassette player at the house. I need you to come to NERC. Oh, a hundred percent. A hundred percent. We're going to hang out and have a couple beers and we're going to listen to this and we'll write down every song. Brad and I are going to get fucking hammered listening to this cassette.
Speaker: I walk into words, music. Is that what it is? We've summoned the devil. I mean, the stalker. I mean, yeah, crazy. I mean, the Irish chick. I mean, Oh my God. So last night I was sitting there. I was, I was flipping through old episodes on, on, uh, uh, on YouTube.
Speaker: Nobody has ever uttered those words since 1983. I have a bad -ass system in the garage that rocks the concrete. But Brad is like serious old -school cat.
Speaker: I know. That's what I said. Our little nerdy quiet, keep to himself. Brad has, has, has, has blossomed into a beautiful butterfly.
Speaker: It would shock me to see if Brad had CDs. That would be surprising. I'm in, but Brad's like, CDs, that's good school for me. Oh, good God. No, Brad, Brad is an excellent conversation is dude. One day, uh, he and I were talking on the phone because we connected through Facebook. We started talking on the phone. We talked for like three hours, dude. It was awesome.
Speaker: Well, God, Brad, you cannot get off the phone with Jeff. I don't even answer the phone when he calls me anymore. That's true. But it's not true. I'm on my balcony, Leggy. I'm on my little bitty balcony. Jeff. Jeff was excommunicata to the balcony. We didn't take a break. I was going to say we're getting on that. Holy shit. We're at 120. Let's take a short break. I need a short song.
Speaker: Yeah. Hey, Brad, I'm sending the I'm dropping the link. If you got a minute, pop up, dude. Oh, my God. We're going to get the most random fucking we're worth. It's going to be worth it. It's totally going to be worth it. All right. God damn. All these long ass songs. I know all our songs are long. I got this one. This was three minutes ago. We'll take a real quick break before we go to break.
Speaker: Obviously, I've been telling you guys, I don't, I don't know how long. And if you're not listening to me by now, well, then fucking shame on you. How dare you? How dare you not listen to me? Or that could be taken both ways. How dare you actually listen to me?
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Speaker: Jeff. That guy. That's me. That's Jeff. That's me. That's you. Officer hate us. We ain't going anywhere sons of bitches.
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Speaker: How do you spell that? Is that one or three R's? How many R's is spelled that? It is nonsensical nonsense podcast on discord. If you're on discord and you want to hit us on discord, you can't at nonsensical nonsense podcast. We are there. We're everywhere. We're like the goddamn boogeyman. Y 'all bitches can't get rid of us.
Speaker: In Jeff's case, he's like a - We're like the clap. We're like the clap. We always show up. He is. No, I'm like herpes. I show up in weird times. Herpes, syphilis, the clap, gonorrhea. All things Jeff have had in the last 20 days. Who's not? I've never had one. You know,
Speaker: That's almost a bet that I'd be willing to take. Yeah. And you'd lose that bet. I'm just saying. I mean, I'm just saying, I mean, um, I was a giant man whore back in the day, but I've never caught anything. I would say that's kind of piqued my curiosity. Um,
Speaker: Welcome back to the show, everybody. Friendly reminder, 1 ,460 days. Oh my God. You still suck. What was that movie back in the day? I can't remember. It's one of those mob movies where, where, where homeboy walks in and he was like, now you can't leave. Oh, that's um, um,
Speaker: somebody made a video and they put coach Harbaugh, which is the coach for Michigan faced over the main character. And then they put like Ryan day, they put, they put Ryan day, uh, the little weasel who's the commissioner of the big 10 and other big 10 coaches heads over the other guys in the bar. And then it was like, yeah, then it was like, uh, um,
Speaker: Oh, uh, Portnoy, because Dave Portnoy is a huge Michigan fan. He was when the guys come in from the back, it was like Dave Portnoy and other coaches from the Michigan center. The fucking Harbaugh locks the door. Now you just can't leave. I love that movie. It's a good movie. Dude, fucking Dave Portnoy. One of the guys that worked for Barstool Sports is a huge Buckeye fan.
Speaker: is the big fat dude. Dave's been riding his ass so hard the last couple of weeks. And especially since Saturday, since they lost, he's just been an absolute fucking menace to love it. Anywho, what the fuck were we even talking about? Oh, and take a break. We're back. Oh, it is. It is a rare form for Saturday night. We came in firing on all cylinders. Yeah, we did.
Speaker: Like you said, how very dare you? I don't know what I did or what you did. Uh, it's cause you were, you were saying, how dare you listen to me? But you say it. We're like, how dare you? You should listen to me. But you, you basically, the way you said it was how dare you listen to me. I don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah. I, you know, nine times other than I don't. Yeah. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. I'm that subject. I do.
Speaker: I do. Oh, let's be honest. That liquid IV is awesome. Why is it always windy? I probably place an order this week. I need to. It wasn't earlier. I know. It was all of a sudden out of nowhere. Yeah. All of a sudden it just got windy. You dropped the link in there for Brad to join. And I'm thinking during the break, I was like,
Speaker: probably still has like a Apple computer from 1985. Remember that movie War Games? Well, you can join from his phone. His flip phone. It's probably a fucking like the suitcase. The bag phone. Yeah.
Speaker: Sorry, Brad, we don't have a phone number for you to call in. Oh, are you watching this, Brad? Oh, shit. How are you watching this, sir? I live in 1985, but my girlfriend is in 2023. I don't even know if Brad's married. He's actually, I think he's married. Or living, girlfriend, I'm not one of them.
Speaker: Yeah, it's a trap baby. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. She might, she might still change her mind. I don't know. There's still a chance. She's got plenty of time to, I don't know, get Lasik eye surgery, brain, brain transfer. I don't know. She can definitely change her mind still. Here's hoping.
Speaker: no i'm thinking for her sake here so well actually i actually like this woman because at this point you and i are kind of a package deal
Speaker: I mean, she doesn't have to sleep with me, but she has to hear me talk every once in a while. She's over that. It is what it is. A weird tumor, like a weird growth on you. Yeah. I'm like the gourder on your neck that sometimes talks. Now y 'all know I have a beard.
Speaker: And I like to wear it. Behind me. Gorilla tape over his mouth. You know, I've taken a gorilla tape off and you guys think we're in two different places, but that is reality. That is to be able to click on it, Brad. Like so hard. If you can't click on it, just copy and paste it and put it in your web browser. Yeah.
Speaker: this copy and paste
Speaker: He's like, he's like, that sounds like a lot of work. Jay, I didn't take part in these, uh, body to body matches and training punches in high school, but I'm about to come to New York to whoop your big easy. Palm on the forehead. Be careful. I have a power washer here. Brad, I just sent you a messenger post that's a direct link.
Speaker: Not everybody's technical Ever seen the ever seen the show the IT crowd That it's a British it's a British TV show. Oh my god, it's hilarious. Well that explains a lot of things Oh my god, it's it's it's about two guys that were well you saw the the neighborhood watch movie
Speaker: Ben Siller's movie? That's the one with Vince Vaughn. No, I have not seen that. Yeah. Oh my God. Totally off subject. Not Vince Vaughn. Two movies you should totally check out. Totally worth it. What the fuck was that goddamn movie? Check out my best friend's exercise. Okay. And they're both on Prime. Barely on Prime anymore.
Speaker: Totally, totally killer. Totally killer. OK. Yeah, it's like Back to the Future meets. Oh, it's it's got that. It's got that. It's got that Blanchek. It's got Blanchek. No, no, the main character is she's from. She did the. The remake of Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Speaker: No, it's called it was called the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. No. Yeah, I thought maybe that's Netflix. That's a Netflix movie. Don't you? Why am I using my web browser? I have a phone in front of me. What is a web browser? Yeah, she played the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, which is a spin off of Riverdale.
Speaker: I have no idea. Yeah. Excellent actress. It's got Olivia Hoyt in it from Disney's. And Julie Bowen, who was in Happy Happy Gilmore. Oh, she played Vicki. She played Vicki something. She she played the lady who became his it was his love interest.
Speaker: Virginia Vinnick. Yeah. She was also in Cuba or where she played. Yeah, and she also she also she was she's she's co -starred in in Modern Family. No. Yeah, she played the. She played the she played the she said Phil Dumpy's mom. No, Phil Duffy's wife.
Speaker: Yeah, you know what I meant. Was she really? Yeah, I love Modern Family. I've seen it like every episode here in her credits. I think it's her. Maybe that's where I recognized her. Oh, yeah, she's Claire Dumpy. Yeah, Claire Dumpy. I can't remember her name. I watched those the last couple of days. We watched Totally Killer. That shit's hilarious. That was a good movie. I'm slightly worried by Jeff's references.
Speaker: Oh, hey, that's Sabrina. That's Sabrina. Teenage Witch TV show with with that chick from from totally killer. It's really it's it's not the Sabrina we grew up on with you don't have that apple bread. You can literally just click on the. Yeah, it doesn't matter if you. You're a blackberry.
Speaker: You're slightly worried about Jeff's references. Where were you earlier when Jeff was talking about the Cockwhisperer? Yeah. Cockwhisperer. Search for said Cockwhisperer. Dude, that dude is funny. I don't care what you say. That dude's funny. And Sabrina the Teenage Witch? That bothers you? That worries you? Dude, I think, honestly, I think you would enjoy the chilling adventures of Sabrina.
Speaker: It's on the girls watched it. The cock whisperer. Yeah. You don't have to look on the fucking link, Brad. I was the guy that we went to high school with a guy that same age as us, like stuck in a brand. Are you living in Cuba where it's still 1953? Yeah.
Speaker: Let's be honest, it's Frederick down. He's a chicken. No, he's the cockwhisperer. And now everybody who listen. Welcome to the cockwhisperer. I'm the cockwhisperer. Let's look at some cocks. Oh, that's a
Speaker: We just need that cleft! That's the cockwhisper! Dude's hilarious! Let's look at some cocks! Cocks! 25... 25... Exactly! Well, you know...
Speaker: See, this is what happens when you meet your heroes. You met me 25 years ago, now your life is shit. Listen here, Napoleon Dynamite. Never, never once in any of my drunken stupors have I ever thought go, have I ever looked at you and gone? That's my hero. Yes, you have. Yes, you have.
Speaker: No, he's not. Shut up. He's not a chicken farmer. He just enjoys. He's not a chicken farmer. He just enjoys cock. You know, once upon a time, once upon a time on TikTok, I shared my big black cock. Yeah.
Speaker: I wonder how old that video is and if I can find it in anywhere relatively. This one was being called the chillin Christ, we get it. You drink fucking. Agreed. Agreed. See, like he gets it. I am the wind beneath your wings, sir. I hate to be the better man. You might get some sort of wind, but the wind.
Speaker: That's the wind from your broken pants. Oh, my broken leg. Oh, fart wind is one of your broken pants. I don't believe for a second you broke your pants picking up ceiling tile. You broke your pants because you got the shit.
Speaker: Well, I've been dealing with that today too, but that's not why I broke my pants. Yeah. Well, let me tell you. Braid up fire liquid, man. Yeah, buddy. Windy party pants. Yes. New part pants. Jeff is the wind beneath my purse. I am the wind of your part.
Speaker: I'm the belch that goes with your beer. Let's be honest. I can't have one without the other. How it works. I'm really reconsidering this friendship.
Speaker: Like you know, you know, they say right before you die your life flashes before your eyes We are super medical
Speaker: Currently, the last 24 years are flashing in front of me. It's called, you know, it's like hitting with a brick and strangled him with his jinko jeans. That's what I wanted to do when I was like, I could blame it on the drugs I did, but I didn't do drugs. There he is. I saw this other says blame it on the alcohol.
Speaker: Are you there, sir? Brad, I know that you don't have any electricity. I don't think it fully connected.
Speaker: He's getting help. I can hear somebody in the background. There's got to be a button you click. Do I have the camera facing the wrong way? I don't know what's going on. Brad might be Amish at this point. He's got to go get himself gerbil. Brad, there he is. Got to get a gerbil. I'm here. We can hear you.
Speaker: Is your camera flipped the wrong way, Brad? Brad's like, I got a case on my phone. And that's duct tape holding it together. Let's be honest.
Speaker: We're we're we're we're we're we're anxiously anticipating. Yeah, we're we're we're we're. Brad is shy. Brad is kind of a shy cat. Well, you know, maybe maybe maybe Brad has people who are going to stalk him and come and find him and track him down and and call him a stalker. Call him crazy and whatnot. Maybe he's smart. There he is.
Speaker: How did his voice get so goddamn deep? Dude, I swear to God, it's like so. Leaving the same Brad that we went to high school with. Brad's always, he's got the same mannerisms when he talks. I'm talking Egypt. That's where we're at. Not literally, but God, I would hate to be there right now.
Speaker: Is it I think he's got his camera backwards or his thumb over the camera I think he's got a slight delay. I think he's got a slight delay see if he can fix it
Speaker: No, but Brad's always had a deep slow draw in his voice. Oh, shit. Oh, that hurts. I'm sitting on this wooden chair and it hurts. I'm too old to be sitting on this. Oh. Leggy used the link. Come on up. Say hi. Oh, yeah, he dropped. I think he's trying to fix it. Wow. Just wow.
Speaker: Uh, Leggy, I got a question for you. Oh, shit. A question for you, Leggy. Did you wash your ass today? What are you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker: the the the the the the the the
Speaker: You don't have to turn on the red light. He's got to crank up the generator a little bit harder. You got to get that rabbit to chase the carrot or something to get that brighter. What is going on? Let's put in a regular light bulb. How about that? Well, that would work too.
Speaker: We had an Edison bulb in there at one point, but she decided to get this light bulb that actually has music in it. It has a speaker in it. So yeah, a light bulb that plays music. Have you ever seen one of those before? No, I haven't, but they have this thing called the radio. No, no, no, no, no. I want a light bulb that plays music. Oh, that's one of those ones. That's one of those ones that it's controlled by your Alexa, right?
Speaker: No, it has nothing to do with that at all You just use this thing of your parents It's a light bulb it lights and illuminates and it has a speaker on Never see one before Yeah, she answered my question
Speaker: No, I asked Leggy if I have I have clips I play on the show and I asked Leggy a question. And the question I asked her and you should be able to see this, too, is this. Did you wash your ass today? That's one of my favorite clips. No. So where did she get that light bulb? Where can I get one?
Speaker: Hello. At Lowe's. Yup. Somebody need to make a trip to Lowe's. It's copies. It's copies. We're like home depot. Technology is amazing. Yeah, we're a Home Depot family, boy. I don't know. I didn't go to Lowe's. So for those of you guys who don't know, this third voice you're here, this is another friend of ours.
Speaker: who was in the same fucked up building trades class of 2000 with us who left us again. Maybe he'll be better. Brad in high school, nobody ever had no problems with Brad. We all liked Brad. Brad was a cool dude, but completely like 180 flipped his personality when he got out of high school. Uh, hopefully he'll come back in here. We're going to hang out with him a little bit tonight.
Speaker: Um, super cool guy. Um, real chill. Brad's always been chill. He's not, he's not, you know, he's, he's, uh, there he is coming back. Let him pop. Ladies and gentlemen. And I can, and I can vouch for that because I know where he, and he's basically in the same part of bum fucked Egypt that I was from. Yeah. I mean, very, very much there. Let's be honest.
Speaker: I mean, I grew up in Bladensburg. You know, the big city was Mount Vernon. But I'm still trying to figure this out, guys. You're doing you're doing just fine. It's a learning curve. We are what? I'm digging the beard. I mean, you gotta
Speaker: give it some more growth but I'm digging the beard. It was like getting out of hand there for a while and I was starting to look at all of me so I got rid of it. So, you were blending in too much of the crowd. You're blending in too much of the crowd. Yeah, I don't want to hang into that crowd. I mean, I do only take a bath like two times a week.
Speaker: I'm good for another month. I wear the same pair of pants like four times a week. Yeah, but you probably wash yours. I don't even wash mine.
Speaker: What's a washer? What's a washer and dryer? I don't even know what that is. I just throw mine on a rock when it's wet. If the answer makes me be civilized. You can not go outside. We have bathrooms. This from the man, this from the man that wants to wear groots and Daisy Dukes. You can't go outside. Stop shitting in the front.
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: You know, I I I Matt and Brad in in like 40 acres of woods that like a helicopter can't see his house because the the overgrow is so much. Hey, man. We's going to be here for too long. I'm going to be growing like a motherfucker out here. We we talked about we talked about that on the show not too long ago. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: What cassette are you or you were you were you talking about I don't remember this cassette No shit Jeff Yeah, I find it again. It's out in the garage, but no dude it starts out
Speaker: You were playing some Rob Zombie on it, I think. Yeah, there's all kinds of stuff on it. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it's all over the place. I guarantee it
Speaker: the songs I was like a break I don't know why I just thought it was funny. Oh, Brad and I are good. Oh, yeah, you did. And they played great. It really has everything between each song with some weird shit. That's DJ Dusty Funk. Get it right, woman.
Speaker: Hey, I just got a lot just got done watching Braveheart so I can get into that Irish stuff Full disclosure leggies from Scotland. So we call her Irish when she pisses us off
Speaker: the the
Speaker: And we didn't even know each other. We didn't like it based off of other people. And everybody had this, had this fucking fabricated story that was like, I don't know. One guy said that we were mortal enemies and it just blows people's minds now that Leggy and I are actually friends. And we've actually, because we have an open line of communication and we, and I've apologized.
Speaker: And we've worked things out and, and, and we both realized that we had, we had a problem was what we were here. And I'm a big, and I got a big mouth and I drink a lot. And, you know, I don't shocker jerk a little bit about that's Jeff.
Speaker: that's me. That's Jeff. He watched the gawk whisper and jerks off. What a man to hand relationship there. That's right. That's what I make fun of her no matter what. Actually, I think, Ligia, you said that you are
Speaker: He was actually the whistleblower for a lot of this stuff that's going on right now in In the you know the comedy world Yeah, oh, yeah, they wanted to kill him
Speaker: I mean that, that, that boils down to the reason why, uh, what the hell's his name? He was labeled crazy with all the pizza gate and all that, all that shit going on, you know, with, with the Clinton, don't be careful talking about the Clintons. You'll wind up shooting yourself from 40 feet away. I'm just saying the child, you know, it's getting the one, all that stuff.
Speaker: All them people we're in on no gifting. There's a whistleblower She's not canadian Yeah
Speaker: Hey. I walked around you and that little red king. Fucking Ponzi. Ponzi used to kill girls and sit on it. Yeah, he would. Sit on it and rotate. Oh, here we go. We're going to sit here. Here we go. There he is. Let's go.
Speaker: Yeah, I did that 100%. No, it did it on top of his. I got my food guys. There you go. No.
Speaker: no no but that was that was totally that was totally his screen only you know but that wasn't no no no no no no that was somebody else no no way that was no it was somebody else up until i until until i see yeah that was fucked up holy shit no no
Speaker: I actually wish I would know where that came from. That was on YouTube. Yeah, that's the second wiener bomb we've had. No, that wasn't even a wiener bomb. I don't know the account, because it said Mr. Twix. Yeah, it did. I thought it was Jeeves. Yeah, which is what was crazy. Actually. We have haters, Brad. You guys. I'm sure.
Speaker: I got a lot of myself
Speaker: Yep. You know, all plumbers, all plumbers know two things. Paydays on Friday and shit rolls downhill. I did it for you. Yeah. Shit does not flow uphill. That's for sure. I mean, it can be until everything gets clogged up. You know what I mean?
Speaker: I am. I've been freezing their hands off for the last two days. Been working in a new build. They're doing a new construction project on an old house. And it's been colder in a well digger's ass out there, let me tell you. Oh my god. That's the one beauty about living here. Yeah, I see it. That's the one beauty about living here. Today, the low was 65.
Speaker: 19 degrees all day until about two o 'clock That's what I've been doing two days Yes, sir Yeah, I make $23 an hour do you think he's worth it I don't I Think it's I should be making more than that I
Speaker: Oh, um, one company is hiring Brad. There you go. What you're making right now. The company, the company he's working for, they do building management. You're kind of a jack of all trades. It'd be right up to your house. Yeah. Star Wars network. Drop a comment if you want to come in.
Speaker: Well, I didn't have to do just about everything. So, I mean, the options are in there. There's not too much you can't do. Yeah. No, that was me. I mean, the company I work for, they actually, they actually came and saved me. I won't, I won't, I'm not going to put their name out there or anything like that because for obvious reasons. Uh, and that pisses me off by the way. Um,
Speaker: You goofy bastards and I have an idea who did that by the way, um That shit pisses me off it does to me too Well, the thing is Brad we have we have haters as most people do that that uh
Speaker: that slowly becoming successful. Haters like to hate. And, you know, we do this thing where where every once in a while we do anybody that wants to can come up. And this is the things that happen. People are assholes and they think they're funny. You know, not that we run the most serious show. We don't. But there are certain things we don't do, you know, that person. I mean, somebody who's in the park.
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: And we said in Saturday night show, I'm putting all this dumb shit to bed. I'm putting all the drama and the bullshit to bed because we do have a tendency to speak on it a lot more than we should. And I'm putting it all to fucking bed. I'm done with it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of wasting time. I'm tired of wasting our breath. And I'm tired of having the conversation on the fucking show because none of them are fucking worth it at the end of the day. Great.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: hit me up and I'll send you a link for, for my company. If you, if you at least want to check it out, it's a good company. I love my company. I love the people I work for. Um, they're super cool, super chill. Uh, and, and they came and saved me. I didn't even put an application. They just seen my resume online on, indeed. And they, they came in and saved me from the shit job I was in. And, um, I love it. And the only downfall for you.
Speaker: Again either Columbus you're gonna have to be you would have to drive to like Columbus New Albany or whatever depending upon where they put you at But super chill company no stress. No craziness No dealing with the cold being out there for freezing your ass off You know, you're not gonna make a lot more than what you're making but you might make a little bit more than what you're making right now. Yeah What is it you guys do?
Speaker: Yeah. So, okay. Well, I'm a maintenance guy. I'm a body and a building. Most of my work is done by contractors. Let's be honest. Got you. Um, but I mean, it's, it's, it's a, it's a, it's a small, but big company. You know what I mean? Like they're. Yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's, uh, from my understanding from talking to you, it's, they manage a lot of properties, but they're not.
Speaker: they're not too big for the britches like most is that Rick Ashley's young what's up dude what what the hell was that everybody thinks they're fucking funny and guess I just banned them yep
Speaker: I don't know a little bit of ass out of it real quick. Unless we actually know who they are. Yeah. As from now on, if we don't know you, if you're not in the chat often enough, you're not coming up. It's that's all this dude. Yeah. I'm the CB radio and still like that, you know, and I was on the CB radio. Yeah. He's got a whole whole nine. I do. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I can talk fucking Egypt's if I wanted to Just so you know because my man like right you could never picture you drinking in high school
Speaker: You're probably about 25 push lights in. No, not tonight. No, no, no, no, no. I'm, I'm not even yet. Now Friday night, it'd be on buddy. No, but I'm just lounging here. I've only had maybe five, 16 ounces.
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: Me and the old lady went out golfing. We had to be there on the golf courses, seven o 'clock in the morning. Okay. I was still trashed from the night before. I was like, Oh fuck, we got to go golfing. All right. This is going to be an ordeal. I could barely even get out of bed. Finally get to the golf course. And, uh, yeah, what the hell time we started drinking like nine, 30, 10 o 'clock. I got trashed on the golf course.
Speaker: I had to come home and get a bed. So I actually got drunk twice that day. Cause I got back up and started drinking again. After I went to sleep. Couple a couple of weekends ago, we, uh, my fiance's from PA.
Speaker: And, um, you know, and she's like literally just across where she's from in PA is just across the border from. We try to go home once a month. So she, her family, because she, she was grew up. She, she, she's never left her hometown. You know what I mean? So. Right.
Speaker: raised there. Her kids were her kids were raised there. They went to the same high school. She went to from kindergarten to graduation. All her friends are still in the same little town. So, you know, we try to go back at least once a month. And we always have a really good time when we go. Her friends are from Pittsburgh. She's like an hour north of Pittsburgh.
Speaker: But we went home a couple weekends ago because for our dad's 72nd birthday, I think, and our parents' 45th wedding anniversary. Well, Friday night, we got into town. Or Friday afternoon, we got into town and we went and met our parents for dinner and happy hour. And then we went over to the hotel and one of our friends came over and then we went to
Speaker: We went to this other restaurant. Pee bros from Annie bros from Annie bros sandwiches. They live up to the hype. If you've got friends in PA, they talk about from anti bros sandwiches. They live up to the hype. We went over there. Well, I just ate, so I wasn't hungry. So we were all drinking and whatnot. And then we went to one of the local bars that we always go to.
Speaker: I don't even know when the hell we got back to the hotel. I honestly have no idea. I know that we went to her parents' house and they live out in the middle of fucking nowhere. And we snuck down the driveway with the lights off, stole her dad's beer, came back. They all passed out. I continued to drink. I think I got like an hour's sleep. Woke up. As soon as I woke up, I grabbed a beer. And they're like, this is what we're doing.
Speaker: Nope. I literally drank myself. I was so drunk Friday night and then I drank myself sober Saturday afternoon to the point where Saturday night. So I got drunk Friday, drank myself sober and got drunk and I got drunk Saturday. Nice. And.
Speaker: You scared him away. It was an interesting weekend to say the least. I did see the video that Nikki took of you and her mom and pops all watching the game. And you guys are just enthralled. Yeah, we were watching. Nikki's doing this? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: So, so we, it was her dad's birthday that we were celebrating our parents 45th wedding anniversary. And it was Steelers versus Browns. They're all Steelers fans. So it was me, the only damn Browns fan there. Her mom, her dad, her son, her youngest son and his girlfriend and her all Steelers woman. Good Lord. I'm not looking forward to that. Have a good night yourself.
Speaker: What? You're not taking us to bed? Oh, geez. The disloyalty. Go to sleep, woman. Have a good one. Yeah, no. It was an interesting weekend.
Speaker: but I've had a lot of weekends like that where I've just fucking gotten hammered and continue to drink. Uh, I don't, I, I haven't done that in so long because I, I'm not around a whole lot of people to drink. This is our rumors. Hey Brad, appreciate you coming in tonight, man. We appreciate that.
Speaker: Uh, if you want to come in again, just let us know, um, we'll send you like, we'll, we'll do it direct as opposed to, yeah, private. Um, but, uh, if you want to come in again, let us know, hit me up because we definitely got to get together and hang out, man, but just know I don't drive. So I'm going to crash on your couch is what he just said.
Speaker: I think he's with me and she wants to drive home. I don't know. You guys are always welcomed out here as well. I mean, you guys are always welcome here. I ain't got nothing fancy. I live in Newark. I got a condo. It's nothing fancy. It's something impressive, but you guys are always welcome here as well. Just bring that tape.
Speaker: price of admission. We're already in bed. She said she ish. Oh, well, you want to bed with two men. You wonder why people talk. It is, you know,
Speaker: Well, God, like God damn like you've got nothing going on with your life. I agree. You had nothing better to do. And the fact that the fact that the fact that you all use Jeeves. And going to screen record this shit because I mean this shit. I mean this. The fact that you guys use Jeeves, one of the nicest motherfucking people you'll ever meet, one of the nicest guys in the fucking world. Yeah, that makes you a scumbag.
Speaker: that makes you a scumbag and that makes you the type of person that deserves to to to go old school in the streets square up and go in the street and record that **** and send it to me. I don't give a **** because you send me the last **** and you didn't even respond. You ****** pussies. That **** is **** as hell man for no damn reason. The **** that man ever do to any of you. The **** that he ever do to
Speaker: You're the nicest god damn people on the planet. Exactly. No **** **** sad. Y 'all are just **** like for real, man. Y 'all are just **** some sad mother **** Some sad **** mother **** and the sad part about it is is I told Jeff not to put the link in there because I knew y 'all would do some dumb **** and and and and I know he did it because we were trying to get Brad up in here. Uh huh. Whatever. I'm not I'm not putting any heat or
Speaker: The fact that y 'all are that big of fucking pussies. You are that fucking sad. You are that fucking weak that you can't even bring your goofy ass up on camera. Get out of your mom's basement already. Go get a job. Fucking a fucking human being, man. The fuck? Bring your ass up here. If you've got a problem, just come up and say you have a fucking problem. Yeah, let's fucking hash it out like men. God damn.
Speaker: But that shit right there, that deserves old school, old school street justice. Just so you know. You deserve to be castrated. I wouldn't go that far. I'm just talking about street justice. Knuckle up, square up, fist to fist. Fucking put your ass to sleep. Night, night. Nope. Agreed. That's not some. Look at like geebo.
Speaker: Can I be smoky in that situation? So I can just scream at their face. It just speaks volumes of who you people are as human beings. And how you are raised. Let's be honest. On your parents. When you're lurking because you've been lurking, but it speaks volumes on who you are as human beings. Just saying. And I blame your parents. You should have been swallowed.
Speaker: Should've swallowed, should've fucking, your mom should've had a headache that night. As they said in full metal jacket, the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a stain on the mattress. Let's see. Yeah. Not cool. Not cool. Yeah. Hey Tony, first person I'm calling out by name.
Speaker: These are who you fucking call friends, just so you know. Those are the people that you have decided to choose. Just so you know, Tony D and I know y 'all listening and I know y 'all will run and tattle. So go ahead, because that's why I did it on purpose. Deal with it. It is what it is. It's time for a break before we go to break or play some fucking music.
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Speaker: And some of the gunshots in the distance will keep on running Yeah, just keep on running And documents ring out to the end Anything in front of my gun don't have a plan And bullets spread out into the sky
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Speaker: He's Jeff. I'm Glick. We're nonsensical nonsense. Yep. We is. Alrighty. Excuse me. Check us out on all social media. Facebook, Instagram.
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Speaker: But you know what we've had a lot of fun with the open or challenge and I'm not gonna let a couple assholes ruin the open door challenge on Saturdays And we're gonna keep doing it. We're just gonna be a little bit more mindful of it Yeah, we're gonna be we're less trusting so to speak. We're gonna you have to at least have multiple comments and and You cannot show up with a blank screen. You got a you got to show up face on camera Nice
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Speaker: I'm not going to lie, Joe. Yeah, I'm a little aggravated. I'm a little annoyed. Yeah, you and me both. I sent you a message. I almost did it on the group chat, but that wasn't right. I had to send it to him privately.
Speaker: Um, probably not going to be happy with it, to be honest with you. Hey, I, you know, but at the end of the day, it probably needs to be said because that's a real scumbaggy thing to do. You know, if you're going to do something, be a man, do it yourself. I'm sure you're getting a message.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. You should let me get home. No, you know, but I didn't shoot him out. I didn't jump his case or anything like that. I just told him what happened. And I told him what and I told him why I was sending him a message and I sent it directly to him. And, you know, of course, I'm bringing it up on the show because that's the type of person I am. All you goofy fucks want to sneak around and do this roundabout bullshit.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm hiding the shadows and everything else. I ain't that guy. I ain't the one. Saturdays, the link's there. Yeah. I said it Saturday night. I'm done. Agreed. Put y 'all to rest, man. Because y 'all ain't fucking shit. Y 'all don't really fucking shit. You don't affect my life at all. You have never been. You never will be.
Speaker: You don't fucking matter until the end of the day. People hang out in these fucking rooms on an app that nobody's ever heard of because nobody fucking cares about you fucking people. Nobody fucking cares about you. I was thinking about the other day. These are the kind of people that can't be alone in a room by themselves.
Speaker: Like physically, like this is the kind of people that like can't set their phone down. They stare at a screen all day. They, you know, they got to have full battery at all the time, you know, but they couldn't, unless they're sleeping, they can't be in a room by themselves. They just, they go fucking crazy. And you need help.
Speaker: I mean, I appreciate y 'all lurking. I appreciate y 'all listening. Don't get me wrong. I see y 'all ran away by the way. No, they didn't. No, they're still there. Yeah. Oh, anyways, let's talk about butter sausage. Talk about butter sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered sausage? That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it.
Speaker: It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips. I just don't want to, I don't, I don't want us to go down the same road. We went down on Saturday because the, the, the bottom with talking, no, I get it. But the problem about talking about, about these nothings is they're eating up screen time where they shouldn't be.
Speaker: And at the end of the day, I'm so over it that I refuse to acknowledge their existence in my book. Which is why I pulled the butter sausage on you. But it's like, you know, we got a billion other things to talk about. For example, you were going to tell me about the news.
Speaker: I don't know. I think I think I'm more upset that they use Jeeves. I am. I am as well because that's fucked up than anything else. And then you goofy fucks started to come in with a screen name with my name. Like then you goofy. I saw that kind of coming with my and this is like, like, and then you and then you knew better, like you fucking knew better.
Speaker: Yeah. And they were like, oh, shoot. I knew better. Well, now I'm going to drop my camera so he can give me a kiss tonight. Sorry, Tony's in Cancun apparently. I'm at the gym. He just didn't know it. Now, Kevin's not allowed to be on screen anymore because, you know, so he dropped my camera down real quick. So he can give me a kiss. Good night. Because it's time for bed.
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, probably more about this news about, you're telling, we started to talk about, we were talking about doing it the second time and then we brought up Brad. So we pushed it back. So check this out, man. Yeah. In the celebrity world, this is wild.
Speaker: So apparently, New York has this thing. I'm sure they got a lot of things. Sex abuse suits before New York law expires. A number of Hollywood stars, blah, blah, blah, accused of sexual abuse last week
Speaker: As the sexual assault survivors. Sorry, hold on a second.
Speaker: A number of Hollywood stars. I'm trying to, I'm trying to do this without dropping the word it correctly. Right. Well, I don't want to drop these names yet. So, uh, Hollywood stars were accused of sexual abuse last week as sexual assault survivors filed lawsuits before the New York adult survivors act officially expires. Okay. This lawsuit includes Jamie Foxx.
Speaker: Cuba Gooden Jr, Axel Rose, and once again, making headlines, Bill Cosby. But this might be totally different from the Jamie Foxx, Bill Cosby, Cuba Gooden Jr, and Axel Rose. Pete Denny.
Speaker: really has four or five women who have come out and these are these are these are these are not these are not legal suits these are civil suits okay so basically they've made these accusations and or claims we're not saying whether they're true or false i'm just stating facts what has been reported
Speaker: I'm just stating what has been. No, no, alleged alleged crimes, so to speak. Well, no, I'm just so they they're not. Criminal charges are civil lawsuits. Oh, so it's like, hey, pay me some money or I'm going to come out after you legally.
Speaker: Which is, yeah, let's be honest, this is that New York law that's getting ready to go away. It's the New York Adult Survivors Act before it officially expires, which is a weird thing in general. How do you act like that on sexual abuse?
Speaker: Yeah, that's that's That's weird. I mean it's okay if you pay me That's called prostitution. I'm sorry Apparently you're setting a price you're literally just setting a price well again and that brings up the question of I'm just a messenger don't fucking shoot me I
Speaker: because we've seen it a lot over the last several years. How many of these women are just crying wolf for a payday because this is true because **** Louis CK, they tried to cancel Louis CK. It was a comedian, right?
Speaker: And I'm going to go ahead and throw this out there before it comes up and before it's brought up. Yes, outside of Axl Rose, P Diddy, Jamie Foxx, Cuba Gooden Jr., Bill Cosby. Not the first one. But this happened to Q. This happened to Louis C .K. Louis C .K. They tried to cancel Louis C .K. And here was the kicker with Louis C .K. He just jerked off in front of women.
Speaker: Right. Other comedians. And before, because apparently that's Louis CK state. I'm just going to fucking rub one out in front of you. I just want you to watch. Like that's his, that's his cake. Whatever. I'm not here to judge, but you do you. They tried to cancel the man and the women that were coming out.
Speaker: said that he asked. So, so here's the thing. You come out and said that Louis CK did this to you. Louis CK jerked off in front of you. But he asked if it was okay for it. But in the same complaint, you said he asked fucking permission and you gave him permission. He didn't lock you in a room. That's an all in void right there.
Speaker: he didn't root for you. He didn't chloroform you. He simply, you came into his hotel room and he was like, Hey, this is what I'm into. Do you care if I fucking myself and you watch and you're like, yeah, kind of weird, but okay. Yes. All right. I mean, we could actually have sex, but okay. But so, so in all the, yeah, that's kind of a, that's kind of a weird word and all these accusations and these, this and the other thing.
Speaker: And I'm not shaming anybody because I know it's a real thing. People in my life, my personal immediate life have been victims of sexual crimes and stuff like that. And to a certain degree, I totally understand and I totally support it. But there's also a point where it becomes ridiculous. If there was no criminal charges and it becomes a simple lawsuit,
Speaker: You're a money graph like the whole Deshaun Watson thing for the Cleveland Browns. There was no fucking criminal activity. Nothing illegal was found. The man did nothing wrong illegally. He and all of the accusers. It was all civil. No, they all they all filed civil lawsuits because they wanted a payday.
Speaker: once again that is that just setting a price for you can do this to me as long as you pay for it so here's the thing here's the catch 22 men we're damned if we do and we're damned if we don't and that's the truth
Speaker: You can get consent all day long, but ladies, women can come back and say, yeah, well, I mean, yeah, at the time I consented, but then afterwards it wasn't all that good. It wasn't enjoyable. I felt weird. And then all of a sudden it becomes a sexual crime. Like what the fuck? Yeah.
Speaker: at what point, and then you got somebody like Terry Cruz, Corey Feldman, Corey Haim guys who actually maybe Macaulay Culkin. We don't know what that'll happen with Michael Jackson at the end of the day. People who actually went through sexual abuse and were criticized and I don't know if that's a real word, but we're actually predatorized and sexually fucking abused
Speaker: They get fucking the cold shoulder because y 'all want to worry about a goddamn money group when is it that we finally take a stand and Hold these fault these these these false accusers and these fake accusations That's the that's the problem is I can I can say whatever I want whether it's true or not and
Speaker: and it comes out that it's not true, there's no repercussion for me. Yeah, because welcome to America where we live in a society that you are no longer innocent until proven guilty. You are proven guilty until proven innocent, and even actually you're proven innocent, you're still guilty and labeled. Yeah, you're still in the public eye, you're still, you just gotta lay with - I don't know what you want. I'll be whatever's in on us, with the Cuban junior, with the
Speaker: Sean, Puffy, P Diddy, whatever the fuck he's calling himself these days, the new Bill Cosby thing, the actual, I don't know the details. I don't know the situation, but they're all civil. They're all civil lawsuits. They're all civil lawsuits. It's all about money. Yeah. That's that's that. Yeah. Unless criminal charges are, are, are laid on it. That means that, and I'm no lawyer, but does that mean that the law couldn't find anything that they were guilty of?
Speaker: That's kind of that's I mean in that the DA the district attorney's job I Mean, let's be honest. It's New York. They're about as fucked up as as California so and let's let's look at it deeper the and I I Hate to be that guy, but let's pull out the political view of it. They're blue states They're run by morons
Speaker: Well, in New York is a fucking train wreck right now. Oh my God. Yeah. It's like common sense went out the window long time ago and everybody's just like, what's common sense? I don't know what that is. I don't even know how to spell that.
Speaker: I'm speaking in general right now. I'm speaking in general right now before anybody blows it out of proportion or anything like that. I'm not speaking on these specific cases. I'm speaking in general. In general, yeah. I don't know the details with... Look at it.
Speaker: that tomorrow you get $2 billion in your pocket. Somebody has come at it and be like, I want my my cut because, you know, I was married to Glick 25 years ago. And and, you know, we did things back then that I wasn't into now. And and give me my cut, motherfucker kind of thing. And there's nothing you can do about it. Exactly. All right.
Speaker: I need you, apparently. Yeah, it's the whole damage. The justice system in the United States is a fucking joke anymore. And it's a joke. Oh, you know, but, you know, you make fun of me for living in Mexico, but we don't have the problem down here. Period. End of story. You know,
Speaker: It's only this woke society where you have to believe the victim, whether they're actual victim or not. And I could say that Cameron Diaz raped me. Whether it's true or not, I could say it. I mean, hashtag worth it.
Speaker: I mean, I mean, you can't rape the willing. I get it. But, you know, but my point is, you know, stop. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, I dropped my pen. But but it's like, Caleb, shut up. What? You're a punk bitch. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to fight next time you're over here. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. No. It's on. It's on site, homie. On site. You're catching them. We're going. Throwing knuckles. Throwing knuckles. Because I don't want you guys on camera anymore. Yeah. Kids aren't allowed on camera no more. I don't want you guys on camera anymore. There's too many creepers. I know, right?
Speaker: But it. How's it really hard? Because he lives like right down the road. Yeah, it's just a step to the right. And a step to the left. Yes, I was trying to think of the next line, but. I am not the biggest fan of that movie.
Speaker: I really, I really am not. I think it was over height. It's one of those things where, where like, you know, when we were growing up, before we saw Scarface, everybody's like Scarface is the greatest movie ever. You see it and you're like, eh, it's okay. No, I mean, uh, yeah, no, I mean, like, yeah, I mean, Scarface is, whoa, dude, what are you doing, man? Dude, what are you doing? Just waiting. Love you.
Speaker: Clean the shit out your ears
Speaker: But it's that whole concept of, you know, if I was a female saying Bill Cosby raped me, oh, everybody listened to me. Even though Bill Cosby and I had never been in the same room ever. Uh -oh. Yeah, I know. Shall I? What's up, big dog?
Speaker: What issue am I getting blamed for now? The wind blew. The wind blew. I blame you. They're getting blamed for an issue. I think I made it very clear in the Snapchat that I sent you. Yeah, but the first part of it didn't play. I want to give him a panel. Ouch. I have to... You said I'm your nuts, old man.
Speaker: So, Jeff dropped the link for the show. Mm hmm. Um in the comments because a friend of ours from high school wanted we we invited a friend of ours from high school up, right? Mm hmm. And and I told Jeff, I said, don't drop the link because a bunch of **** weirders are gonna show up.
Speaker: and he had already done it. But by the time, by the time he told me it was already too late. So yeah, you know, you already said it, it is what it is. No big deal. I'm not busting his balls. I'm not busting his tracks. I gotta, I gotta fry chicken. So we got the little, we got the little bone. We got the little bone noise and it said, Mr. Jeeves. And I was like, Oh shit. Jeeves is rolling up in here. So we brought Jeeves up.
Speaker: thinking it was Jeeves. Well, it was a picture of Jeeves, followed by all across the screen. Well, you know what I said in the Snapchat? I caught most of it because you had to realize you got to hit the button for the volume to come on. Like I said, I was driving. So I was trying to look like, what the hell is he talking about?
Speaker: Cause I wasn't even at home. I'm literally just getting back home when I get some neeps and people. Well, let me just put it like this. There's not going to be a random viewer that's going to grab a screenshot of Jeeves. Use Jeeves's screen name to come up here and do what that was. That comes from a very specific circle. Did you see what I'm going to watch the replay and see what it was?
Speaker: It's like two. Oh. It's the two hour area, beginning of the two hour era era. Because I went back and I looked at it. Oh, we don't have time stamp on there. Um.
Speaker: But like I said, it comes from a very specific group. It came from a very... You know why I challenged that? First of all, I challenged that because I remember the shit that was getting said to me when I was up here. And we still... I'm gonna go ahead and re -challenge that and say that the whole TikTok page came from a very specific group of people without mentioning any names. Did you find out who? No, but who else is gonna do it?
Speaker: Exactly. It's probably the same group of people who have been lurking the show since we started. Okay. But nobody randomly is going to grab Jeeves because they're not going to know that Jeeves is not affiliated in any way. I got where you come from. I've just been looking for solid shit. That's my probably looking for solid shit. And like I said, I ain't even really been on past two, three hours. I haven't. So I don't know what the fuck happened. Oh, but do you see this?
Speaker: That's a screenshot of what popped up. That's what popped up and then a white version of Tony D. Just a white version of Tony D. Just boom. Like out of nowhere. I don't understand that I need more solid. Because I've had shit pop up here when I was broadcast member that want to count the kid changing names and saying that bullshit, Jeff.
Speaker: Yeah, and I would be willing to put dollars. That one, the reason that one that was the one that did the slur against people with melanoma in them, if I said that correctly, that one I would guarantee came from a non -US country.
Speaker: because I had to look up what the score was. I thought that. But you got to also know somebody who's good in international languages. I don't. But I got to look back and see what happens. Like I said, I haven't even been up here. I don't even know what's going on. So I got his message on it. OK, let me give him the shit. And I get why he's pissed. Twice.
Speaker: twice. Oh, you know what? I won't put the second one. I won't. I won't put the second one on them because here's the second one. The second one, I went and looked at the YouTube channel. Looked like a real person posted videos, been posting wheels, been posting shorts, whatever you want to call them.
Speaker: Um, that was just a random scumbag because we brought them up in here. And then they, as soon as we brought them up in here, it was like, what's up? You know, blah, blah, blah. They said something. And then they started showing pornographic pictures, just random pornographic pictures, which we dropped immediately. That was a random asshole because we, that I understand has been, been, been, that's the norm thing too.
Speaker: I know a random person is not going to be that specific with Jeeves. I'm choosing that name. Yeah. No, I got that point. I got that point. Because I didn't recognize the person, but I did recognize the name. So I was like, fuck it. That's Jeeves. Let's bring him up. It's Jeeves. Fuck it. This will be fine. And then within 30 seconds. But yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, and as we said, it comes down to, do you not have anything better to do with your life, you fucking scumbags? That's the thing, like, I'm gonna tell you this, and this happened about a month or two ago. Somebody came in one of the rooms on the nap that I'm on, and was impersonating him there too. A person who?
Speaker: that that that that that that that
Speaker: And I'm not putting it on you. I'm just saying, it's a circle of individuals that you associate with and that you hold so goddamn dear, man. And it's like, we weren't even talking about anybody at all tonight. We were just having fun. We were doing our show. Hang on, Brad. We haven't seen Brad in, like, we haven't seen Brad since graduation in person. You know, I've talked to him on the phone since Saturday night.
Speaker: Putting all that bullshit to bed. I'm done talking about it. I'm done bringing it up. I don't want to fucking talk about it anymore I don't fucking care Yeah, never will be never has been a bunch of fucking losers I'm done giving them any fucking time and I wouldn't give them any time tonight, but I'm so fucking pissed off That they use Jeeps simply to simply put one of the nicest motherfucking people on the planet
Speaker: One of the nicest guys in the world that, I mean, I talked to the man for a few hours, a few weeks ago behind the scenes. And he was like, look, I made a mistake a couple of years ago. Didn't realize that you guys were not as bad as everybody. You know, whatever the case may be, never have a problem with Jeeves, never will have a problem with Jeeves. But to use him.
Speaker: That shit don't make no sense. And it's very fucking specific. It's very fucking specific to do that. You got scapegoated the same way that shit happened with us last year. Yeah. And we'll do the shit to get a reaction out of everybody. So I got where you pissed off. Because you got to remember how mad we got last year, but that shit happened on TikTok.
Speaker: Oh, no, I understand how that we got last year. We were justified for being mad last year when that shit fucking happened on TikTok. And it's the same fucking thing. Like, like. Like it's a good reason they don't let me have a gun here. Like, like, God damn.
Speaker: That's a good reason to get shot. I'm sorry. Like pulling somebody pulling on somebody into somebody else's drama. I'll I don't fucking care. I'll fucking I'll cut your fucking balls off for that shit. Jeeves did nothing to you, but you fucking pull his name into something. That's a scumbag thing to do. You should be castrated. It's a bitch move. Could they show the real self? It's 100 percent a bitch move. And that's the type of shit that I'm I didn't ever shied away from dropping names.
Speaker: They never shied away from dropping names. Never, ever have I shied away from dropping names. You guys have the fucking open door. Yeah. Anytime you want to fucking talk shit, be an adult and actually show up. Like fucking come up in here. We can't do this shit old school. I would love to do this shit old school. It's almost becoming too obvious who it could be.
Speaker: Like I would love to do this shit old school. Let's do it in the streets. Let's knuckle up or square up. Whoever wins wins. At the end of the day, I got my ass beat. Maybe you got your ass beat, whatever the case may be, but it's done. We can't do that anymore. Cause we're on the fucking internet and y 'all just a bunch of fucking sad sex. Like I know you stupid buckers are lurking right now.
Speaker: and y 'all bitches are not doing anything with your lives. This is the thing you hide on an app that nobody knows about. Nobody gives a fuck about. And you don't do shit. And then you shit on people who are doing something. And the sad shit about it is a couple of y 'all goofy ass sons of bitches. I've considered you a friend. I've stuck up for you. I've had your back. And I'm trying to put the things again.
Speaker: And this is what I get. So yeah, I'm your fucking boogeyman. I'm your fucking bad guy. Your fucking can't fire stories about me. It's infuriating and I'm beyond pissed. I'm pissed tonight because they fucking did that to Jeeves and Jeeves don't deserve that. Agreed.
Speaker: Jeeves don't deserve the bullshit that came his way just because he went and visited a friend when he went and went to Scotland and seen Leggy. He don't deserve any of that bullshit. It's the nicest guy in the fucking world. Y 'all are some coward ass motherfuckers and anybody who will protect you and make excuses for you are just as cowardice. Y 'all bitch. We know this first. It's it's it's it's. Fuck you, Mark. Shut up, Mark. Nobody asked you. Just kidding. I love you, Mark.
Speaker: Well, on that note, I do have to go. I have a crazy early morning tomorrow and I still need to. I'm getting the message and everybody going because everybody got to work in the morning. I gotta see. I'm fucking infuriated right now. I don't believe me. I would just try to find out who the fuck is.
Speaker: Again, like I said, I don't I don't hang out in those circles I don't associate in those circles because I know those people are fucking losers. I know they're nothing They y 'all will never be anything Understand that you will never be anything online Bottom line you will never be anything in life No matter how much money you make no matter
Speaker: Where you live no matter what you think you will never be anything other than a fucking sad -ass Individual who at the end of the day you're gonna fucking die alone You think I'm mad because you did something to my show No, I don't give a fuck about what you did to my show I'm mad because you did something to somebody I consider a friend
Speaker: And this is why y 'all got a problem with me because I actually fucking stand up for people. I actually fucking stand up for the people I call friends. I actually stand my fucking ground. I don't bow down to your fucking bullshit. I found him. He found what? The guy that photobombed us. Who is it? Just his various artists.
Speaker: No, no, no, it's uh, I think it's somebody using that person that photo is is a video clip because Somebody came up in here with a fake account Mm -hmm mark to answer your question mark said what happened somebody came up here with a fake account for somebody that I consider a friend somebody I like a lot Somebody that I actually kind of admire and look up to mr. Jeeves aka twigs
Speaker: I do have to go because I got food waiting. All right, Chuck. Go eat your food. I'm out. And we thought he was coming up on the show, and it was a screenshot of him doing his music show. And as soon as we brought him up in here, there was a bunch of dick pics. And I hate inwards.
Speaker: I'm just infuriated. You should be. It's like right around two hours and some change. You should be. I actually dropped my camera in my mic so I could go look for it. I should have got the time stamp, but I didn't. And that's the reason if he hasn't done anything to anybody, that's the whole kicker.
Speaker: I'm not even saying that he did because like I said, I'm good with Jeeves. I would love for one person to actually have the balls and the audacity to come up here and be fucking real and tell me what Jeeves did. Tell me what Jeeves did. Tell me. I don't give a fuck about my show. I don't give a fuck about me. Y 'all don't like me.
Speaker: Oh, fuck you. I don't fucking care. I've got my own. Oh, I cut my own old man off almost a year ago. You think I care about you fucking losers online? I don't fucking give a shit about y 'all bitch made motherfuckers. I've cut my entire family off in the last five years. You think I worry about y 'all motherfuckers? You think I lose sleep about y 'all motherfuckers? I cut my own bloodline, my own lineage off.
Speaker: You think I fucking worry about y 'all goofy ass sons of bitches? You got me fucked up. Don't fuck around with the people I actually like. Don't fuck around with the people I actually care about. Happy old motherfuckers didn't have a problem with me until I stood up for this man over here. This man, Tony D. Y 'all didn't have no problem with me. Y 'all were sucking the great dick. Loving me. Until I stood up for him.
Speaker: because some piece of shit said that he was a bad father and some other piece of shit fucking agreed with him and wasn't mad enough to fucking stand up for him. That's the bottom line. That's a goddamn truth. Y 'all don't like the fucking truth. Y 'all don't like the fucking truth. And some of y 'all bitches was still sucking the Glick dick all the way up until Tony was not a part of this show. There wasn't any animosity between me and Tony. It was just Tony had a lot going on.
Speaker: have a lot going on. He had a lot of distractions and **** I don't think I had Tony. Do you have any of my city towards me? If I got a problem, I'll tell you a monkey hit ass. I ain't worried about it. I don't have no problem. Well, I made fun of Tony while I crack jokes on Tony. Hell yeah.
Speaker: I crack on his ass too. Y 'all hear me do it. God talk about his ass. I heard you was talking about my show last week, you motherfucker. Fuck you. When you go Maxwell and shit. Oh, weird ass. My shit is good when you do it. Fuck y 'all. You said, I ain't never going to play Maxwell. Your ass was playing Maxwell. I had a lot of compliments on that shit. That shit? I didn't imagine that shit. I just was making fun of you because you said, I never played no Maxwell.
Speaker: But your answer is good. I hadn't really done his. And a couple of the marathons I don't want to do. I'm just knocking them out once a week. That's part of me just getting myself back at it. I'm still not. I'm here, but I'm not 100 % all the way. So, you know, I'm just trying. I'm pacing myself. Last weekend was good. Tonight was cool. I told you, get your shit right, man. No, you did. You did. You did. I already got that point. I said, get your shit right. Mike and I still talk. Mike and I still talk.
Speaker: And I'm like, dude, get your shit ready. Make sure everything's good. And then let's fucking bring you up slowly but steadily. But get your shit ready, man. I don't want you all up here when you got too much other shit going on. And mentally, I think he did need to break honestly. Mentally, he did. I know what I went through, and I can imagine what he's going through. I mean, I told Connor the same damn thing. Connor's got a million things going on, but he wants to be on this show and I'm like, yo,
Speaker: I don't want you on the show, man, until you get your shit right. Get everything situated. Yeah. Well, he's he's in the process of doing the whole moving thing and getting situated. And once everything is done, I don't I don't want I tell Jeff the same fucking shit. When Jeff goes through this process of moving to France or whatever he's doing, I don't understand shit. Get your shit right. Get your personal shit together. Get your personal shit right.
Speaker: I'm not that type of motherfucker who's going to beat around the bush and placate and be your fucking friend. I ain't that motherfucker. I ain't that guy. I ain't never been that guy. I will never be that guy. I don't force nobody to put that nigga shit going up to you. Take care of your real world. The door's going to be open when I broadcast again. Put plenty of stuff. What do you mean? Like, yeah, I would like to be on, uh, you know, I'd like to be, uh, on, on belt Kings fantasy football, but I got to be 100 % honest with y 'all.
Speaker: I get fucking trashed on Saturday. I'm lucky if I can watch the show live, let alone be a part of it. You can see more popping up, so it's been cool. Yeah, that's just me. That's just me because we do the show on Saturday night and I get it on and popping, baby. I'm just saying.
Speaker: the girls don't have no bush click. Don't beat around no. Hey, hey, you ain't wrong though. You ain't wrong though. Look, I ain't I got no time. I got no time to **** to to to to placate to somebody's feelings. But I look, I'll be real with you 100%. I you know, y 'all might be mad at me cuz I **** with Tony. Do I like the guy? He's mad at me for **** trust me. I have plenty of ****
Speaker: Do I like Tony? Yeah. Do I fuck with him? Hell yeah. I'll bust his balls all day long. Does he irritate the shit out of me? Yeah. I'm doing it right now. Yeah, you're taking the fuck out of me right now. I'll tell you that right now. I'm just pissed. Like I said, I'm just pissed at the whole Jeeves thing. And that's the thing. Like, the link's there tonight. The link's there tonight, you goofy sons of bitches. The link will be there Saturday night. Bring your real -ass self up in here. Drop your complaints.
Speaker: You told me earlier this year when I told people come up, we stayed for three hours and nobody came up here. That's because they're fucking fake. Because they're fucking bitch made, man. Y 'all are bitch made in your fucking sand. And I make it very simple.
Speaker: I'm pretty weak for not coming up here. That's some punk ass shit. Matter of fact, when I do TikTok Lives, people try to request to come up here. I actually let a couple up one time. When you come up here to my, what are we talking about? The fuck you come on here for if you don't know what I'm talking about? Why do you jump on anybody's lives? You don't know what they're talking about. You just coming there to be on camera with somebody. Come on, y 'all. You gotta be better than that. You gotta be better than that. I mean, Saturday night you sit over there with Charles. I don't give a fuck if you just wanna come up online.
Speaker: and then be on here just to be on camera. Okay. Well, it's an open door challenge. And I'm not even going to lie. If I'd have been here and I would have seen that, I would have been hesitant enough to jump. And you don't notice, jeez, this camera.
Speaker: Well, that's the thing. When when when it came up, I was watching it and the camera came up and I was like, oh geez, got his whole like setup and everything. That's what threw me off. He is more. He is.
Speaker: Oh, Binge. Binge does. He just comes in and hangs out with us, man. I got a little bit of love for my man, Binge. I got a little bit of love for my man, Binge. Binge, I'm sorry. I've been kind of feeling wild this week. But I do want to talk to you about what you sent me on Discord, and I do want to work that out for you. Just so you know, I want to get that on and popping.
Speaker: Uh, I ain't removing shit. I ain't removing shit. I, I, I, I've removed one video. I've removed one video. I removed one podcast and that has been deleted from history to never see the light of day again per that man's request. Y 'all's per somebody else's. I only said it because somebody else's.
Speaker: part of that man's request, somebody else, it don't matter. It don't matter who it was or what it was. I've been kicked off a TikTok. I told me that shit up now. Somebody else had to put it down, so we took it down. I will reject you, man. It's busy. I just felt like ass this week. I got to be honest with you. But no, I mean, that's the thing, man. God damn.
Speaker: I hate stupid shit. And I'm not gonna lie. That's why I don't throw the open links out there. I know you do and let people up. You also got to screen and check these folks. You're looking for your familiar people in the first place. Benji, you already came up. You're good by me. I'm gonna tell you that straight up. You came on in the first place. I'm gonna call you good off of that. But that's where, but that's the, and I don't,
Speaker: And I don't direct that at you directly, man. Like, that's what I keep saying, man. Y 'all gotta check these motherfuckers that you put in your circle. You know, how many times - You gotta put money on that circle. You gotta make sure you only put money on it. I got you, but you gotta make sure. Because you also gotta realize it's very obvious to blame somebody you know. It's very obvious. Because whose picture did they use somebody you know? I couldn't put a finger on who it was, but I know where it came from.
Speaker: I mean, dude, I mean, it's coast to west coast. East Coast. Why am I? I mean, in all honesty, if I jump on a certain app and I jump into a fucking and I jump into a room. You should have done it by now. Well, trust me, I'm I'm I'm watching. But if I jump into a certain app and I jump into a room, look how quick motherfuckers get shook. Look how quick motherfuckers get scared.
Speaker: Look how quick motherfuckers get quiet. As soon as I turn my mic on, I'll be in a room for 10, 15 minutes and just listen to gap, gap, gap, gap, gap, gap, gap, and then I'll click my mic on and it becomes a ghost town. It's high noon and tombstone. I'm fucking doc holiday. I'll be your huckleberry fucking tumbleweeds rolling.
Speaker: I'm going to be feeling funny every time I'm all about. Man, you might leave social media alone, Ben. You ain't going to lie. Quite frankly, the community he's talking about, we getting older some of the bullshit. And motherfuckers have been getting weeded out. I got to say, man. But he hasn't been around in a couple of months. He's been getting weeded out. The dumb shit's been getting called out. I'm going to go ahead and tell you. That's what you don't know.
Speaker: I'm around more than people think I'm around. I got you. I'm on it. And I watch. I watch more than anything. I try not to. I mean, I'm the first one to tell motherfuckers. If you can't broadcast without having to put somebody on blast, you don't know the fuck you're doing. And I've told them they try to give Glick hell all day. But Glick has tried to come up with new ideas. Some people ain't got no fucking ideas. They ain't got nothing to do. And they can't talk about shit unless they talking about somebody which makes you weak.
Speaker: I said it Saturday night, man. I'm putting all this bullshit away. And we was all night long, man. We was having fun, but that shit, that jeeves shit just, just set me off, man. And like I said, I said it Saturday night. We're done. I'm done. I don't fucking care. And I legitimately still don't fucking care, but don't do that shit to somebody who doesn't deserve it.
Speaker: And then, and here's the kicker. Now we didn't bring it up on the show. We didn't bring it up on the show, but somebody popped in here with an account with my fucking name on it. So it ain't just him. They just fucking around. They just fucking around. But again, it's a specific fucking group. God bless it.
Speaker: God, I wish money wasn't an option because I swear, I swear to God, I just be like, yo, y 'all motherfuckers, we're gonna put this, we're gonna put this fucking shit to bed. No cameras, no police, no, no 911, no nothing. We're gonna put this shit to bed if money wasn't an option. And I'm not talking about, I ain't gonna kill nobody, but we gonna do it old school.
Speaker: I'm a goddamn, as Tony says, I'm a goddamn knucklehead. I've been the knucklehead for life. Y 'all talk about us never heard of it. Excuse me, I've never heard of it. Ben Jang will lie to you. There's been so many new apps in the past five years, and there's one in particular a lot of us went to as a community. There's been some dramas, there's been some issues. He doesn't get along with a lot of people who are over there. I get along. So a lot of times they always talk about me and my circle, me and my circle. I'm part of the circle, yeah, because I'm part of the community that we was. We all went over there to just try to stay together.
Speaker: And I'll tell you, it's been dwindling. It's been a year and a half. I ain't gonna, it's been a year and a half. So we kind of outgrown each other to an extent, kind of, but a lot of us who used to live straight together, we are still trying to stick together. There's some of us who are still trying to stick together. There are some of us. Again, I say there's a lot of y 'all, a lot of these goofy sons of bitches
Speaker: Well, they were slamming all over the Glick Dick. But they got mad because and I made it very clear and obviously Tony's made it very clear. There was no animosity between the two of us when he wasn't a part of the show anymore. He's not. I said it earlier. There was no animosity between the two of us. Tony's got personal ****
Speaker: Tony's got a clean house. I'm gonna say it. I've said it a million times. I don't give a fuck. I've said it to this man. I've said to this man in private. You got a clean house, man. We've been talking about more than once, hell yeah. Yeah. I love this dude to death. When Tony's here and Tony's on, Tony's great when he's on this show.
Speaker: There's too much outside distractions and some of y 'all gonna get fucking butt hurt over this. And it's a reason why some of y 'all ain't on the Glick Dick no more. And some of y 'all wanna hate on Glick. Because I'm fucking honest. I'm brutally honest. I don't give a fuck about anybody's feelings again. What? I've cut my whole ass damn family off. My whole ass damn bloodline off. You think some fucking stranger on the internet I'm gonna be worried about? You got me fucked up.
Speaker: I stood in my fucking living room and told my old man, you got three options, son. Body bag, ambulance, or on your own accord. And I ain't talked to him since. I ain't talked to him since.
Speaker: He left on his own accordion. I didn't kill him. I didn't kill him. I didn't kill my old man. But he left on his own. Before you all start that river, I didn't kill my pops. My pops is alive. And I'm assuming, well, I think they're down south somewhere. I don't know where the hell they're at, but he's alive and breathing. Those were the options that I gave him last January, last January, almost a year ago.
Speaker: body bag, ambulance, or on your own accord. You think I'm, I think I fucking care how you people feel about me online. I love the chatter's box. I love you guys who listen to us. I love you guys who, who, who, who, who add to the conversation. Don't get me wrong, but damn, damn, my own pops, like I ain't doing mine. I'm fucking,
Speaker: I've been through too much in life. I've been to hell and back y 'all. I'm just trying to have a good time and have fun. That's all I try to do. People are too full of drama. You don't know nothing about being negative in your statutory. That's your guy. Maybe. I ain't see you. Oh, I thought you said me. I was like. Now listen, stop thinking about yourself and fucking listen.
Speaker: Oh, if I'm negative, fuck Ohio State. I told you it wasn't going to do shit this year, didn't I? I mean, I did shit this year. They were undefeated until. OK, no, it's fine. It's going to be Georgia, Alabama, Michigan. One of those three. Two of those three for national championship. Colorado's done. I think you did say that in the first place.
Speaker: I think I said you called it. I think you said you called it. I actually did say that I thought Colorado was going to get on the run from that championship. No. No.
Speaker: No shit on the outsiders, but all that hype, all that bullshit, all that all that fucking deal on arrogance and stuff. It came back and bit him in the ass. She was an arrogance and supporting confidence. Yeah, there was a lot of people who was in support of what he was doing or what he was trying to do. In all honesty, I was behind him at the, you know, leading up to it. I was behind him. I was hoping for the absolute best.
Speaker: but then season they got that week one. They got like **** it. I'm going to take 30 more minutes. Didn't I tell you everything about the Panthers? The dude was in **** shambles. This some **** I told you the Panthers were in shambles. **** They just **** I told you the only team I told you I don't know who wants their job.
Speaker: I don't know what they're going to do, but what they're going to do. Damn, since whatsoever. And they haven't had a record as bad. It says as 2010, I think it was. But I remember one to 15 under one of the best coaches in the NFL fucking ever. I don't know what's going on with Carolina. I really want to the Panthers. He's not leaving Michigan. He's not leaving.
Speaker: He's always Ryan day. Is it Ohio State? Horrible angle and nowhere. The NFL can pay him to come to the NFL, but he loves coaching in Michigan. He's a Michigan guy. You got to remember hardball comes from a Michigan family. His daddy played there. His brother played there. He played there.
Speaker: Carolina is firing everybody. And I told you Carolina was going to be a shit show. The team that I said, and if I remember correctly, you rolled your eyes at me when I said, and I said this last year, watch out for the Miami Dolphins. I don't remember that, but okay. They are Miami Dolphins for the last three years. The Miami Dolphins have been doing their thing and
Speaker: and and creating something that they're good in the regular season. They gotta get through the playoffs. That's the kicker. I agree with the playoff, but they're young. The Miami Dolphins are young. So is Carolina. As the team right, they don't got the right organization behind the Panthers right now. The Jets five seasons ago.
Speaker: I agree with that. I agree with that. One hundred percent. It's an absolute. Couple of weeks ago, I think I heard you guys say New York is back. I think I think they said there might have been a just of the Giants. No, I think you guys said that on fantasy bookings. Yeah, because they did look good a couple. I think they just looked good a couple weeks ago and I said that. Fucking Dave DeVito, baby. And. That fucking Joshua Dobbs.
Speaker: Let me tell y 'all something right now. Fuck the score in that game. Fuck how bad the stats were. If you watch that man play, that brother's no joke. You know where Joshua Dobbs was at the beginning of the season? Arizona. No. Cleveland. What? We had Deshawn Watson, Jacoby Brissett, and Josh Dobbs.
Speaker: And now we have PJ Walker, DTR, and Joe fucking Blanco. And still, we are a playoff team. Look, I ain't gonna lie. I watched a lot of that game on the night. That man took his blows and got right back on the field with no motherfucking problem. That dude is about to be the truth in football.
Speaker: He is really about to be the truth. He played damn good. Josh Thompson looked amazing in Minnesota. Even with those, and I was like, damn, he getting paid. He gonna sit, him and Justin Fields, they was, they was sticking it out. They was sticking it out pretty good. And like I said, everybody, I said this the other day, about two weeks ago, outside of the schools, if you watch these teams and watch these games, I see what the hype was with Joshua Duck. I'm like, who the hell is this dude? I'm sitting here watching, I'm like, oh shit.
Speaker: He did, he was, he was even the culture's piss, but I gotta give him, I gotta give him his bounce back game. He bounced back very well. I think he bounced back better than Cam did in the Super Bowl. After Denver fucking destroyed him? Denver destroyed them, but you know what Cam never did in that game when I was watching that game? Cam never gave up. I gotta give him that. He got right back up and went back like nothing was wrong.
Speaker: Well, to me, that offensive line gave the offensive line to stand a chance against them. That's what I saw in that Super Bowl. Because Von Miller was on one side, and who the Democrats were on the other side? That shit was bananas. That shit was bananas. No, Von Miller, Peyton Manning played like ass that game. Denver's Broncos offense was terrible in that Super Bowl.
Speaker: It was Denver Broncos defense. Brown's Will Brown's. You ain't wrong, bitch. Panthers got fucked with no calls in the Super Bowl. Oh my God. Why many calls did you want? I mean, are you the Kansas city chiefs? No. That Denver defense fucking was all over you guys in that Super Bowl.
Speaker: about bro even my nephew who has been a lifelong Carolina Panthers fan can admit to that I'm just saying it's also been 1460 days since the Buckeyes to beat the Michigan Wolverines actually wait a minute it's not 61 yet but um
Speaker: I don't know, man. AFC North is probably the best division in NFL right now. No question about it. Baltimore is doing their thing. Cleveland is surprising everybody. I had no idea about the defense. Baltimore is kicking it. Pittsburgh is by far the worst best team in the NFL. They still somehow managed. I would have given you a squad.
Speaker: because the rest of your squad is sick and I don't know what the hell's wrong. I don't know what the hell's wrong with them. Well, Joe Flacco's coming in. He's starting against the Rams. Joe motherfucking Flacco baby. Joe motherfucking Flacco. Gonna win the Super Bowl in Cleveland. Gonna bring it home to the real Cleveland Browns. Shit. Goddamn Joe Flacco won a Super Bowl with the Baltimore Ravens, the fake Cleveland Browns and now he's gonna bring it home to Cleveland.
Speaker: I'm just talking out of my ass. God damn years old. He could still play. He was with the Jets and he couldn't do nothing with them. Also the Jets. The Jets didn't have the offensive line that Cleveland has. The Jets didn't have the offensive weapons that Cleveland has.
Speaker: Even when Nick shove out and Amari Cooper's probably gonna be injured this, this season or not this season this week. I don't know if he'll play, but we got Elijah Bell, man. We got David and Joko. What's up? David and Joko was a tiny little motherfucker that just shows up out of nowhere. Yeah, but he didn't have a good game recently. Who?
Speaker: and joke, didn't he drop the ball or some shit in one game? And Joker's been dropping a lot of passes the last two weeks. Like at Pittsburgh Steelers game, we should have been up by two touchdowns. He dropped a pass in the end zone and then he dropped a wide open pass that would have been a touchdown. And then last week against Denver, you know what? I hate Denver. I hate the Broncos. Fuck you, John Elway, you piece of shit motherfucker.
Speaker: Somebody can throw you into a volcano and I would laugh. But y 'all, the last six weeks Denver. Denver, Ross. Turn around. Where did y 'all come from? Sleeper team. Y 'all started the season 0 and 5. Sleeper. 0 and 4. Sleeper squad.
Speaker: I watched the game about two years ago and I saw Russell Wilson playing. Russell Wilson back. He said Bon Bon Miller said they played that game 10 times. The Panthers would have won nine. That's interesting. Bob Miller was on his ass that game though. He was the only one. They was Jesus.
Speaker: A defense was sick in that game. That Denver Broncos defense was sick all season, but nonetheless, you know, what are you going to do, man? Football season mathematically in my fantasy league, we're on our fifth or sixth year.
Speaker: I've been eliminated from playoffs. I ate shit all last week of fantasy football across all my leagues. I took an L. I'm sticking on this is this three way time for second in your league. Oh, there's a three way tie for first is me. You got first thing three of myself a second. Yeah, no, I think you're in first actually, but.
Speaker: I'll take a first back this week. No, you won't. Uh, famous football. I'm hanging out in second place on your league. Yes. I'm going to go talk. Yeah. Y 'all, y 'all too. Probably got that. Cause. All right. You're right. You're right. My bad. My bad. It's a three way time. First. You're right. I thought of a second. Oh, last week was tough. A second. I don't think he was paying attention to your league. I don't know how the hell he keeps with him.
Speaker: And he's not paying attention, but he's up there. I'm sitting at 500. So yeah, my, my, my league that's five years old or whatever, I've been eliminated, but there's literally one in two games that, that, that fucking separate first place in the last place.
Speaker: I'm tied for second in another league and by the numbers, they don't even have me up there. I'm like, what the fuck is this shit? I haven't even made a playoff shit. It's me and one person made the playoffs and the rest of us are going in there. But we still got a couple of weeks left, so. I got one league, I got one league that I'm in that, excuse me,
Speaker: And I got these the squads just about who I'm up against in the week.
Speaker: the specific weeks of specific player become an issue. I've got one league that I'm in that's going to piss me off by lose. I've got one loss on the season. And there's $600 riding on the winner. I'm not looking like I'm going to lose because the second place team is like five or five games behind me.
Speaker: No, my luck. I'll get into playoffs and my team will absolutely shit the bed, but. But I got six bills on that son, bitch. That'll be a nice little. W do some Christmas. Oh well, the season won't be over before Christmas, but.
Speaker: I don't trust my Christmas. It'll be playoffs by Christmas time. In fantasy it will. Well, it depends on where you're at. Your fantasy is normally done by Christmas.
Speaker: I think it goes to week, I think playoff, I mean ESPN, you get two, two weeks in the first round in two weeks in the second round. So you got into week 14, 14, 15, the first round of playoffs or 16, 17, I don't know, whatever it is.
Speaker: Yeah, but Christmas don't everybody's pretty much done definitely by January. Yeah, man. Christmas is not a problem. Jesus Christ, the goddamn kids are costing me a fortune for Christmas. Right about new TV, new TVs for the kids. They didn't look like they were too expensive at Walmart. They're about 250. The decent ones were absent. Oh, well, I got a sweet ass Black Friday deal at Best Buy.
Speaker: I didn't buy it. I just bought them thirty -two inch TVs but. Gotcha. Alright, it's eleven. I'm going to bed. Slap nuts. Uh going to bed. You **** You fake account mother **** need to get a life. Thanks. Uh huh. All the fake account mother **** need to get a life.
Speaker: Don't even give a fucking life do something improve us wrong prove that you're better than us That's all I gotta say. I beg you. I beg you This is what happens we have shit happening over there and they would get mad if I don't believe something that's specific I said listen, I need to solve the fucking evidence because it's very easy to set somebody else up to look like they did something that you fucking did In case anybody hasn't noticed Instagram has had cloned accounts for years. I've been knowing this now seeing it happen on Facebook as well
Speaker: A lot of fake accounts are popping up. A lot of people's accounts get hacked a lot more. I'm just, I'm just, and I've told you a million times before, check your yard, man. I've been checking. Because of bitches who don't like what we're doing here. I challenge you. Do better than what I do.
Speaker: You don't even realize how much I've said that shit when people come at me. People will be like, why are you over there? Why don't you do something else? I said, you know the bad part? I've been doing something else for a year and a half. All you know is what I'm doing here. So you're only looking for something specific to argue about. I shot about at least 30 of us who used to be on HAPS, who are currently live streaming on our own. Most people can't even fucking do that shit.
Speaker: I don't see any goofy sons of bitches in these other shows. I pop up in. Much of the people don't even live stream a broadcast because they don't know how to talk to people. They ain't going to talk about anybody. I don't fucking know what it's going to get up there because they're not a fucking broadcast. That's what I said. Do what I do. You want to call somebody else a shit? You have to be better with it. Do what I do. What is to what we have.
Speaker: And I got numbers. You can't even beat me. I got very small numbers compared to most live streamers out there. You can't even beat what I got going on. And I do. I do two of my own and I'm on three others while you sitting there talking shit. And I'll even go without the even worse. Some of y 'all ain't doing nothing but drinking and smoking and being miserable. But you're on the computer all day doing this shit for free. No shade at what Tony or what any of the shows that Tony's on. I do one show. And my one show.
Speaker: does better than all their shows, but at least they do a show. You can look at me all you want. You can leave me like that all you want. The numbers are there. Trust me. Y 'all thought you were going to do a collab and break the internet. We have fun. You had a fun show. I can do a show by myself and do better. I'm not, they're not shooting shit your way. I'm not shooting, change your way. I'm just saying. Wow.
Speaker: I know I'm not because I watched them. I was there. I shared it out. I'll put it to this way. I didn't even realize something. I never saw look at them all. I never was an uppercut. But I was brought it to my attention. See, people brought it to my attention. That's why I look at. I've had a couple of people bring my team. They didn't. It was like, how come you don't have that many number on YouTube or because people don't join in or they don't watch it? I get replaced now, but I got replays on all the channels. So I can't. Yeah, like I said, like I said, do what I do.
Speaker: And actually, and actually bring viewers, not these fucking lame -ass cock riders, there as long as you fucking play their game. Bring actual viewers to your channel. Bring actual viewers to your show. Bring your own shit. Some of y 'all spend a lot of time doing nothing. Again, five months. Well over 10 ,000 listeners. What, are you happy? Am I happy? Yeah. Fucking A, right? I'm happy.
Speaker: I mean, I think I had a huge fucking risk. Starting all over again in less than five months, getting over 10 ,000 listens to God damn right. 10 ,000 listens and three sponsorships. You got a sponsorship. I'll give you that. And I've always said this. You got five months. You got damn right. I'm fucking happy. I know I had a bunch of views on Haps and five months when I started.
Speaker: I was celebrating issues. I get what you're coming from. I ain't just... I understand getting excited for, you know, when I was on, you know, Periscope, you know, my shows had anywhere from 500 to 1200 people a weekend. I did one show, I was live one day a week on Saturdays. And I would do anywhere from 500 to 1200 to 1500 people a show.
Speaker: When I was on TikTok way before this podcast ever even happened on TikTok and I wasn't some fucking girl with my clothes half off. I wasn't some fucking douchebag talking about politics. I was just a guy having fun, drinking beer, shooting the shit. I would have hundreds of people in my TikTok.
Speaker: This is a different world and people are not accustomed to seeing me like this. And I understand that that's cool. We, we love our live views. We love the people in the chatters box. Don't get me wrong. But the fact that in less than five months, I take a huge risk and I moved this show from one platform to another. And I start all over again from zero, from, from, from, from the fucking ground. And I say, I,
Speaker: Because Tony was a part of this show. Mike was a part of this show. Honor's been a part of this show. Jeff's been a part of this show. But none of them have done what I do behind the scenes. The things that I'm doing, the things that I'm pushing, the things I'm doing, everything like that. It is what it is. It's a cold hard fact. Nobody's doing what I'm doing. Nobody's putting the hours in. Nobody's putting in the time or anything like that.
Speaker: take this show in less than five fucking months and get over 10 ,000 downloads, listens, replays on Spotify, Apple, Zincaster, wherever you listen to podcasts. That's fucking huge to pick up three sponsors in less than five months. That's fucking huge. I mean, I'm not affiliated on Twitch.
Speaker: But I'm not going to be fake. I'm going to be me. And Jeff's going to be like, we're not going to fake it until we make it. We're just going to be us. You should have had about now. I agree 100%. You've had numbers to where you could have been affiliated by now. That's the whole fucking point. You didn't fake anything. It's already been there.
Speaker: Yeah, but the numbers aren't there because it doesn't go off of views. It goes off a chat and we have too many fucking lurkers. Okay. People just want to lurk. They don't want to chat. And that's what the affiliate looks at. I've looked at the affiliate bullshit. The numbers are there. The numbers are way beyond there. That's what I'm trying to tell you. One thing we're missing is the chat. No, no, you've had people in your chat from Twitch.
Speaker: Yeah, but not the numbers they want. They want at least for an episode, the whole episode. So if you're thinking about what they want, and this is what I had to read, you got to have at least four people watching the whole episode in the chat or active. I mean, you got to have four viewers active during the whole broadcast. Active, that means chatting. Yeah, and you used to have that when I was up here. That's why I was telling you that shit before.
Speaker: That's why I said what I said this morning. I said, I've been telling this fucker for months. You had it. You didn't worry about it. He was more worried about YouTube and I got that part. But there's nothing I can do unless Twitch says.
Speaker: You got your feelings. It's possible. You got to look at the requirements and they'll show you whether or not. The requirements are we more than. Even when I did Mark, even when I did the check mark on Twitter, I saw what the requirements were when I was close to it. It'll let you know when that you qualify and just put in for check mark. I just tried it. I just tried to demonetize off me. Yeah, but that's the thing. Like I mean, I mean, well, the show makes more money off of the sponsors.
Speaker: that I'm gonna make all for your fucking pennies on Twitch. I believe you. That's the only thing that kills me. That's the only thing that kills me on Twitch. I know we're not eligible for subscriptions yet, because we're not affiliates. But I'll be, goddamn, I'll figure out Twitch. I'll be on Twitch. I'll figure out whatever I need to figure out. I'll be, goddamn, if I'm gonna make my subscribers watch ads.
Speaker: If you're paying, there's not going to be any control over that. And I told Rich that a couple of weeks ago, I think it's in the email. They're going to put ads up regardless. That's just part of the channel. Well, I think I saw that up there when I told him. I have no controller, but if I have a controller, yeah, my subscribers, you're not going to pay me or pay my show or whatever, and then have to watch ads if I have control over it.
Speaker: And I told Helen that a few months ago. I said that, no, she was telling me.
Speaker: If you subscribe, you don't have the ads. When I had subscribe, I think the last one before I started subscribing to people, I said, I'm going to do six months for a couple of folks, because we've been watching each other for over a year. I can do that. And I took a shot at it. And the ads were still popping up. And she just started seeing, I think it was last week or the week before. And it pissed her off. I get it. But they did say that we're going to start doing ads. You can set it. You can do the set. She was still enriched at it this morning. You can do the sentence on it. That's fine. But it's automatically set it, I think, once every three minutes of shit like that.
Speaker: I'll be 100 % honest with you, man. I'd given up on Twitch until my man Binge came in here. Binge came in here and Binge, you know, he just randomly found the show and... He was sticking around. Yeah, I'm just seeing him. He was sticking around. I was in one of his lives one day and I had said it on here. I said, I'm done with Twitch, man. Like, I'm not a gamer. Well, I'm a gamer, but I don't...
Speaker: stream my game up there and I do some half naked. I'm done with Twitch and then I was in these lives and Benji's like, yo, man, he's like, don't worry about Twitch. Just keep doing what you're doing. And my man's been sharing it out. I mean, my man's been sharing it out. I'll be in his life and he knows it. I'll be lurking and he'll just shout out the show and tell people to check out the podcast. Oh, it's on Twitch and stuff like that.
Speaker: And then I jump in and I'm like, oh, what's up, Binge? You know, whatever. And he was like, oh, by the way, that's my man right there. That's nonsense. The nonsense is click. That's who I was telling you about. Like, that's my guy, you know? And he's the only reason that I haven't given up on Twitch yet. Because, you know, when I wanted to give up on it, randomly, my guy Binge popped up.
Speaker: I just saw what he said. Panthers got fucked up with no calls in that Super Bowl. Pretty much they wasn't gonna have any calls. Denver was on that ass. Denver was on that ass. I was watching that game in Vegas. We was drinking our ass off of that bar. I was the only one out there pretty much rooting for Carolina. I was the only one. There was so many Denver fans. And you know what I do realize? Vegas is closer to Denver than this Carolina, so I get it. This motherfucker on the phone.
Speaker: Hey, man. I'm going to bed. I'm I'm I'm I'm going to pass 11. Alright, I'll let y 'all let him. Y 'all be good. Benji all y 'all in chat. I'll carry you. Much love, man. Get you some rest, brother. Listen. Yeah, son. Oh, hi, Tony. Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony. Yeah. **** you, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Bye, Nikki.
Speaker: What do you want me to do? I said, what's up, too, for real? What do? Hey, man. What's up?
Speaker: uh let's throw this up here real quick uh i'm just trying to
Speaker: Okay, you're lookin' good, lookin' so fine You're not gonna be right, I'm not gonna be But she's the rockin', she's the shrinkin', she's the real shoe star But she's the balance woman, I love her meat, oh yeah The balance woman, I love her meat But look, it's gonna get you so far in life And your personality is a chore Are you screaming in the corner?
Speaker: I just can't take some more Your looks tie me down on my knees But your crazy dress ain't worth it to me It wipes the smile straight off of my face Oh yeah, the time is come to get you off my case
Speaker: I fear it's starting to turn my knees away from me and I'm all alone Thought I would never leave you, thought I'd do it But that's the number two that put you open your mouth Do the put you open your mouth You've got me in a living hell Can't see the bright side of me, you're making one I just don't feel when you're screaming in my ear I gotta do what I gotta do, yeah I gotta do what I gotta do
Speaker: I just can't take anymore Kicking you out of my front door I'll put you straight back into your place Oh yeah, the time has come to get you off my case
Speaker: I'm on my knees, I'm not too crazy to say worth it to me It wipes the smile straight off of my face Oh yeah, the time has come to get ya off my case Off my case, off my case
Speaker: I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
Speaker: You're just lookin' for a place called E -Haul the Foots. Wanna eat a big ball and see a cat?
Speaker: You can't hear him cawing round your kitchen door Better not let him in Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Speaker: Who ran him fucking care Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair Stay away from him and rip your lungs out Jim I'd like to meet Liz Taylor
Speaker: Saw a long genie walking with a queen Doing the werewolves of London Saw a long genie junior walking with a queen Doing the werewolves of London Saw a werewolf with a pina corrada and trade a fix
Speaker: She was a dark -haired Juarez beauty flirtin' with a GI Joe off duty workin' in the tips of the bar in Mexico
Speaker: One cigarette smoke break by the back door turn into a pack on my hoodie. Yeah, a lot of goddamn music. I apologize. I was on the phone. My bad, guys. Well, appreciate you guys listening. We appreciate you guys hanging out. Hopefully you enjoy the show tonight. I'm sorry. Things took a turn to the left. I don't know what the fuck are you going to do at the end of the day?
Speaker: Um, that is what it is. We will be back Saturday night with a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense. We'll be live right here on Facebook, uh, Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch. Make sure you guys are following us. Got that notification turned on. You come and hang out with this shit. Whatever. Oh, check us out on.
Speaker: Facebook, Instagram, X formerly known as Twitter, uh, tick tock. Listen to us anytime, any place where we listen to podcasts at Zincaster, Spotify, Google, whatever we don't matter. Oh, and nonsense will nonsense podcast, or you can go to nonsense or I'm sorry, bio .link slash nonsensical nonsense. All our links are there.
Speaker: our sponsors are there as well. Don't forget, Saturday night is an open door challenge. So anybody who wants to actually join the show, anybody who actually wants to come up here, you are welcome to. I don't give a fuck if you like us or you don't like us. You guys are welcome to come up here at the end of the day. You guys come up here and you can hang out with us, shoot shit with us.
Speaker: fucking talk about why you don't like us, whatever it is, at least just fucking have a fucking pair. Don't come in here with fake accounts or any of that other bullshit. And I mean, at the end of the day, all you guys are doing are proving us right. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Everything we say, you idiots are proving us right. You're validating us. Appreciate that. Any who. I mean, we're going to do another song. We'll see you guys Saturday night. Right. No, I said, with that being said, don't forget when you're at them crossroads, she's going to hell. You don't know what to do.
Speaker: You don't know where you're going, where you're coming from. Just ask yourself one question. One question, five simple letters. What would nonsensical nonsense do? And, uh, everything will be fine. I'll promise you that. Be good or be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers.
Speaker: Awkward silence while it ends.
