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Speaker: What the fuck is going on? What's going on, everybody? Welcome to Nonsense Go Nonsense. I'm Glick. He's captain part -time. We call him Jeff. Could I go ahead and start this show?
Speaker: and by reminding you who the host is and who runs this show, so when I tell you we're going live in a minute, that don't mean that you send me 47 snapchats. I already know your wife's probably standing behind the laptop going. No, she actually just got home with groceries and I was like, oh, hurry up.
Speaker: You know you got time. You know you got time. I figured as much. As I say, you got to come in. You got to hit the key. You got to hit the music. Hit the music from Rocky. Speaking of Rocky, I got a little special treat for y 'all tonight. In the first break, maybe in the first break. Maybe before the first break. Hell, I don't know. But I got a little treat for you guys.
Speaker: Fought my life this fucking phone. No, I will guess I was uh getting ready to hit the live button and then know why people come to me for relationship advice Yeah, I actually mark. I had to actually uh connect the nonsensical nonsense pages to my
Speaker: feed before it was just my feed. Hey Joe, Mark, what he meant to say was he finally did what I told him to do months ago and connect his haps to our nonsensical nonsense. But you understood my concept of it could have fucked with yours. Why is my fault? No, I knew it wasn't cool to. That's why I told you to do it. Rock Lee's Lily messaged me.
Speaker: Why is he messaging you and not messaging me? Because I asked him to give me a call today, but I've been so busy I haven't been able to call him.
Speaker: Son of a bitch. Well, speaking of social medias and all that jazz, again, welcome to the show, guys. Sorry, my phone was acting up. So I'm just now going through the share process because I have 900 pages that I share this on. But if you're not already, check us out on all social media and nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, even the ticky tacky. When we're not bad, we are on tick tock. You can also get every single episode of the podcast on
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Speaker: And there's something else I was using. Oh yeah, you can join us live on Wednesday and Saturday night. It's on HAPS, Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, and Twitch. Do need to figure out how we can save videos on Twitch though, so we can actually have some videos up there. And if you want to, you can always, yeah, you can always email us. Speaking of Facebook, what is going on Facebook? How you guys doing? I see a few of you guys popping in there. What's up?
Speaker: Anywho, yes, you got booted last week, so then you had to go through and do what I told you to do, finally, because... Well, like I said, my fear was if we're both connected to the same thing, it's gonna boot one of us off, but apparently I was wrong. I told you that we could be connected.
Speaker: Your mindset was, I got to do this KTKM productions garage and pedophilia, necrophiliacs anonymous group. So I have to support them and not support my actual podcast that I'm on. Well, I couldn't, I literally couldn't put a nonsensical nonsense. That would have definitely been interesting. No, you could though, but you could be connected to all the nonsensical nonsense stuff. You know, like I told you, you know, you had to be connected to otherwise it was good.
Speaker: I don't think so. Whose voice is it? I don't think so. I just hit puberty, so you know. Maybe that's it. Maybe therein lies the problem. Well, speaking of not that this is. I can hear you just fine. I can hear you just fine, but you're also in my ear, so.
Speaker: I did turn my mic down the other day because apparently, your mic is so loud. And I'm like, no, it's the goddamn Series X professional gaming headphones that you have on your fucking head that make my voice sound so loud. I think it was with Tony or Brian or somebody. I was in somebody's life. Holy shit, I went and got me a mini soundbar from my computer today. That thing's fucked up. Why did you get a soundbar for your computer?
Speaker: Well, I don't know what the name of the store is called. It's like a Japanese store. They got a bunch of fucking weird stuff, animals and all that stuff. And they had a soundbar. It's like a Bluetooth speaker, but it looks like a soundbar. And it was only like 25 bucks. And I was like, throw out the cart.
Speaker: Like this? Just bigger? No, no, no, it's bigger. It's a little over a foot and a half. I've had this thing for probably close to 10 years now and it's just as good if not better than any of the soundbars out there or Bluetooth soundbars and it's waterproof.
Speaker: Well, I found that out accidentally. I bought a soundbar for the big TV. The Lord knows I got a soundbar for my TV. I love that damn thing. The only problem I have with a soundbar for the TV, if you're searching Netflix or something to watch, the fucker shuts off. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so fucking annoying. It takes a minute for me to shut mine off. Like if I pause it and I go do something else or
Speaker: Whatever, it'll shut off after a few minutes, but I mean, it is what it is. Okay, I didn't just buy a shit one. No, it's like, much like my TV does the same thing. Oh, my TV goes into a screensaver that's clock. Yeah, my TV will shut off if it's like...
Speaker: Say, for instance, I pause the TV show and I leave and go to the store. The TV will shut off. The Xbox shuts off after a while. The PlayStation does too. I think it's more of a safety feature so they don't get too hot or burn up.
Speaker: Yeah, burn up and stuff like that. So not that big a deal. Well, on a side note, totally off subject. But just to let you know, I am fully vaccinated and shipped. So I am traced everywhere I go. And they listen to our conversations now. Really? Says the guy who shaved his beard and head because his doctor said that COVID lived in his beard and he would get it again. I don't have a shot.
Speaker: Yeah, but you shamed your beard because your doctor said that COVID... Literally, we walked in the mall today and... Mark! Anytime, man. The guy, the security guard's like, hey, put on your mask. I was like, hey, go eat a dick. Well, the only place we have to wear, the only place I have to wear a mask here is just at work, which is so dumb because much like other employment,
Speaker: No, I'm not. I'm in my office most of the time. Here's what cracked me up. The mall I went to go get shoes for the kids, and there's an outlet mall here. It's called an outlet mall, but it's basically just stores that are, say, outlet. But they have a Nike store there, and we wanted to go get Nike's for the kids because they last. And the mall is basically two strip malls facing each other, an open area in between with
Speaker: almost like permanent tarps above. So it's open air. And they're like, put on a mask. And I was like, we're outside. So I lit a second. What's going on, Noah? Yeah. Well, much like where I work and a lot of other employers, they said if you get the coat, well, they told us we had to have it. So there really was no way around it. But if you get it, then you won't have to wear the mask. Well, then everybody got it. And then you start to wear your mask. So.
Speaker: But Mark, are you on Xbox or PlayStation? You don't have to play, you don't have to go get a COVID test all the time now. Oh, no, technically I still do because I still cannot turn in my proof of vaccination. That makes sense. Oh, well then why haven't we played before, Mark? Jesus Christ. What's your gamer tag?
Speaker: But yeah, no, that's what I told my boss the other day. I was like, maybe I should just fight it and just say it's against my religious beliefs or that I identify as immune to COVID or something and tell them some bullshit and fight it that way. That way I could just turn it into a -
Speaker: That way I can just turn it into them relatively with ease instead of having to do this bullshit fight where I'm like, here's the paper. And they're like, oh, you can't give it to us. Because they might get COVID from it. So.
Speaker: It's like, Jesus Christ, I'm not, you know, this is not the hill I'm dying on. I'm trying to give you the damn information, the proof that I have it. You know, I'm not like the 20 other guys in, not in our office, but just saying 20 other people that are like, I'm not giving you proof of my vaccination. Yes, I'm vaccinated, but I'm not gonna give you a piece of paper that says I am. Because that goes against my rights. Yeah, they really got you there, didn't they?
Speaker: You stuck it to the man. They're really taking your, your, your freedoms away from you. Aren't they buddy? Because they went up to the paper that just says Frank, Frank got the shot on October 13th. Frank out live. I don't know who Frank is. Frank is like Bob. Okay. I was gonna say Frank is your version of Bob. Yeah. No, I only know one Frank in my life and Lord only knows he's probably that guy that's like, I'm not getting vaccinated. Like you.
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, Mark, they don't really care. Mark, like I said a couple of weeks ago when somebody wasn't here or last week when somebody wasn't here in 10 years, it's going to be part of your vaccinations as a kid and nobody's going to bat an eye at it. Nobody's going to say anything. Nobody's going to do anything. We're trying to know. It's just going to be a normal who.
Speaker: I don't care, Jim. I don't care if that makes you feel like you're accomplishing something or sticking it to the man in any way, shape, or form. No, I'm just the lady that actually leaves the house. Says the guy who leaves the house every day. And every weekend goes shopping. I didn't go shopping. Well, I went shopping today just because kids needed clothes or kids needed shoes. You went shopping last week? Good. The weekend before that?
Speaker: Well, I got paid. Yeah, exactly. You probably, you probably go. You probably, you probably go past 20 places with that can give you a free backs. No, believe it or not, there's only like three and they're all in the hotel zone and I avoid them. Yeah. You're not wrong, Mark. Well, I'm not getting any, I'm not doing any of the boosters or anything like that. I did, I did what they wanted me to do so I could, so I'd go to work every day. I'm not, I'm not doing all the other bullshit.
Speaker: Yeah, I just stopped by. Like I said, in a few short years, it'll just be a normal part of life. Nobody will bat it. Yeah, nobody's gonna look back on it and people like you are gonna be like, oh, I didn't get mine because once a man, they could take my freedoms. One of us has to be around to kill the zombies when you all turn to zombies. Too bad I won't be a zombie.
Speaker: I won't have to worry about it. You're like 10 ,000 miles away. Don't worry, Jeff. Don't worry, Jeff. If somebody told you that the cure for the zombie outbreak was for you to shoot yourself in the foot, you'd do it 20 times.
Speaker: COVID, I gotta shave my beard. I'm never gonna let you live that down. I can't believe you listen to a damn doctor in Mexico. If you shave your beard, you can't get COVID again. No, no, he said, he said, well, it didn't help that I literally had food in my beard when he told me. Yeah. Because he used to tell me I'm sitting there eating a Snickers bar.
Speaker: some English that uh speech speaks speech I don't know well that's that's uh that's uh that's uh biological terrorism Mark that's there's been people here in the states that with COVID first started they were like on subways in New York and they were coughing and sneezing on people saying I have COVID and then that's that's uh that's uh that's uh domestic terrorism yep so yeah you're gonna get arrested you're gonna fucking get thrown into gulag man
Speaker: Or in Australia, they're being in camps, literally. Yeah. I mean, I don't know, I just, hey, just lock us down again. As long as I get paid for it. Yeah. No, it looked like there was something in my, I'm drinking, uh, this is my second, uh, seven up and shine. So, uh, but it looked like there was something in the bottom of my glass, but it turned out it was on, it was actually on the outside on the bottom.
Speaker: So, fucking drinking shit. Is this expired? Damn, this glass is dirty as shit. Well, somebody around here should wash dishes. I need to get it made. As soon as I have money again, I'm going to hire somebody to come to my hospital. Oh, dude, I'm on the hunt. I am in the United States of America.
Speaker: Morica. Morica, fuck yeah. Fuck that, I'll volunteer. Oh, well, come on over and clean my house. You can even live in the basement, Mark. Yeah. Ooh, nice. And a bodice. He's going to wear a base dress and everything. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, buddy. That's my whole video, I can see. Tristan back with a beard, like, bend over and clean that floor.
Speaker: Yeah, you missed the spot right there. Right here. Ah, what's going on in Germany? Nice to meet you too, Noah. Yeah, that's awesome. You missed the spot right here. Polishing up real good. Yeah, be careful. It might throw up on you. Yeah, it might bite you.
Speaker: Spitshining! Spitshining! Yeah. Yeah. Yes sir, right away. Shame your legs. Shame your legs, my man. I want you to do that bow so I can get you to know ya. What was it?
Speaker: Friday, we had a meeting at work and my boss, the owner of the company, I talked to like nine of our blazers and they're like, so Jeff, I understand you have a podcast. What's it about? I'm like, well, the lady that hired me, she goes, it's about nothing. They're retarded. It's hilarious.
Speaker: You could have just said, well, let me put it to you this way. It'll be easier to tell you what it's not about. And it's not about politics or religion. I did tell you the rules. I said, we have two rules. No politics, no religion. Everything else is a fair game. And we've gone. Yeah. Marks it. Marks it. Listen to episode 14, where we talk about Ryan Reynolds. Yeah.
Speaker: Mark said I'm not allowed to have him stuffed when he dies. Don't worry mark. I'll stuff you while you're alive if you know what I mean Well, no you are more than welcome to hang out welcome to the chatters box and welcome to nonsensical nonsense We are
Speaker: I Have extra shrink chloroform it takes about six seconds Don't be perfectly safe
Speaker: You will be perfectly safe, Mark. Nothing will happen to you, I promise. Just so you know, we have no safe words. Safe word is the spelling of extravagant.
Speaker: or excessive. Spell Wednesday properly on the first try. That's the safe word. Because can't nobody fucking spell Wednesday. That's funny because I was literally setting up a chore chart for the kids on the computer and I typed in Wednesday and I looked at it and I went
Speaker: now that ain't right my wife looked at it she was no that's not right i was like yeah fucking spell check i was like oh yeah there's there's you got it it's yeah web nest day yeah exactly well funnily i hate that word i always fuck it up when i kill it i do too
Speaker: there's there's certain word business i say buzziness when i when i as i'm as i'm typing it yeah buzziness oh you know appreciate that yeah yeah there's certain words that you gotta you know you words are hard words words are very hard words are very hard grammar is really hard hey Jeff you hey Jeff you could you could make your vaccine jokes because as a guy that was neither that was nor against or for it i just did it just so i don't didn't have to deal with
Speaker: You did it for me to razz you. Don't lie. I did it. I did it for my job because, again, I'm not going to be that guy that dies on a hill. Oh, man. Oh, no. His doctor could have missed out on $150 ,000 a year because they're like, I'm not getting vaccinated. I'm like, what are you doing? These nurses who've been nurses for 25 years, it's like, I'm not getting vaccinated, so I just walked out of my career. Good job. You are now.
Speaker: I did. I got stickers. I got a sucker too. They gave me a dum dum. They said I was a good boy and I was very brave.
Speaker: Yeah, shit. Enjoy your sugar water. Yeah, here's your sugar water and tracking device. Come back in two weeks and get your second dose of sugar water and your microphone. Exactly. Can you hear what I'm saying? I said the vaccine is good. Oh, no, you got to get a spoon. Everybody should get the vaccine. Get a spoon and keep it sticks, man. Yeah. Because Tonya's friend swears up and down that her mom stuck a spoon to her arm and is stuck. And I was like, sure you did.
Speaker: Yeah, 5G in play. Exactly. Well, let's see. Yeah, see? I think you might need to second those. I might need to go get the booster. It's not working. You might need to go get that booster. So you can be Magneto. Yeah, that'd be cool. It's like, I am fucking a superhero now. I've got my vaccine, now I'm a superhero.
Speaker: Today I woke up with superpowers. The choice was to be good or be bad. I chose to be both. I chose to be awesome. I sent you a TikTok. Did you catch it? You sent me a couple of them. I sent you a couple of them, but the Raccoon one cracked me up.
Speaker: It says, I identify as a raccoon because I have bags on my eyes. I'm cute and cuddly and I'll fight you. I eat garbage all day and I'll fight you. And I was like, I do want to identify as a raccoon. I'm in. It doesn't do anything, Mark. At this point,
Speaker: For what I've heard about it, it doesn't help you from getting it. It doesn't stop you from spreading it. Yeah, it doesn't stop anything. It's literally sugar water. But I've heard that there are some, like you might feel effects from the shot more than you would actually catch and go. Yeah, I think like yesterday, my arm was hurting a little bit. And I didn't feel any effects. Because they stabbed you in the arm with a fucking needle. Needle was tiny. I didn't even feel it.
Speaker: Well, the first, the first shot, I didn't feel like I didn't have any effects. Yeah. The first one, I didn't feel anything at all. Uh, the second one, like I said, my arm was hurting. Uh, and then yesterday, man, I was just, I was, I had, I was out of gas. Like I was just exhausted, dude. I was so tired. Um, I could have, I could have probably slept all day today, but I forced myself to get up at like noon.
Speaker: I don't know if that has anything to do with the shot or not. He's sick as a dog, he said. Who's that? Kevin Holland. Well, is he? Yeah, I tried to call him. I was gonna set him up as a broker for Florida.
Speaker: Yeah, I Wasn't watching HBO all all day today was I more I Was watching Doom Patrol. I didn't watch HBO all day today
Speaker: No, I don't actually watch HBO. Actually, oddly enough, this week I've barely watched any TV. However, that is a good segue for my movie of the week. And it is a new one. I think it's new. I'd have to actually look it up.
Speaker: And the main mission was to come back, was to beat Ohio State and win a Big Ten championship. And Kenny, I'm glad you're in between them. Please stay there. It's better than his office alignment.
Speaker: My movie of the week is actually a 2012 movie. But it just came out on Netflix and I still haven't finished it, but so far it's pretty good. I think it is more kind of like the flu shot. Yeah, exactly. But the movie of the week is Lawless with...
Speaker: Tom Hardy, Shia LaBeouf, and Guy Pearce. And when Guy Pearce came on the screen, I was like, who the fuck is that guy? That video is awesome. Guy Pearce, didn't he direct Wallace too? I don't know, did he? That's a fantastic fucking movie, by the way. Holy shit, spoiler alert, but no, director was John Holcott.
Speaker: Not yet, Mark, but I want to. I decided to change my hat game up tonight, by the way. I saw that. Did you get your razor blade in? Don't worry about that. Some things we're not allowed to speak of on this show. Exactly. Come here and I'll show you. When Tom Hardy gets his fucking throat cut, I didn't see it coming. Yeah. And then I was like, fucking, they killed off Tom Hardy already? And then next thing you know, he's still there.
Speaker: Yeah, that was a badass movie. I love that movie. I haven't finished it because I've been with work and keeping the house clean and cooking and all that shit. I literally, I started watching it Thursday, got 15 minutes into it, started falling asleep, so I paused it, fell asleep, got three quarters of the way through it on Friday and fell asleep. And I haven't even watched TV today.
Speaker: But it's actually pretty good. But what's his name? Piers? Guy Piers? Fuck, I forgot his name already. Guy Piers. Fucking, I seriously, I don't know about you, but I thought, I literally sat there looking at him going, is that fucking Val Kilmer? Did they bring back young Val Kilmer?
Speaker: I can't say that I've never thought that about Guy Pierce, but... I mean, in Long Island, I saw it. When I was watching it, Guy Pierce shows up on the screen and I looked at him and I was like... Huh! And I was like, freaking Val Kilmer lost some weight and got younger all of a sudden. And I said, I'd watch, like, half the movie going, I know this motherfucker from somewhere. But it's actually really good.
Speaker: When Shia LaBeouf is getting his ass kicked by Guy Pearce, I was like, what the fuck? What are you doing? Yeah, that was a pretty wild move. It sounds like you were humping the couch or something. I'm just banging shit around. I'm just looking. But I was pretty impressed. It takes place in the beginning of Prohibition.
Speaker: Yes, it's a... They're bootleggers. Yeah, they're bootleggers. Gary Oldman is genius in it. Tell me a movie that Gary Oldman's in that he's not genius. This is true. He's much like Willem Dafoe. Oh, he's everywhere and he's awesome. But in that scene where Shia LaBeouf and... Fuck, he made me forget his name.
Speaker: I'm not fucking serious about it. No. When Gary Oldman comes in with that fucking Tommy gun. Fucking badass. Very beginning of the movie. Gary Oldman's got a Tommy gun. Yeah, right, right. And you just go, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Fucking. I was like, what the fuck? But when Guy Pierce kills Shia LaBeouf's friend, I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker: He fucked that kid up. Cricket, is what his name was? Well, now for nobody who's seen the 10 -year -old movie, 11 -year -old movie or whatever it is, they don't have to watch it. I've been meaning to see it, and it's one of those things. If it's not in front of me on Netflix or Prime or Disney, I don't get a chance to see it.
Speaker: So they added it and I was like, I'm going to watch this fucking movie. I started watching it and that, uh, when Shiloh loves to get his ass kicked, I was like, maybe I shouldn't watch this in front of the kids. Um, well, yeah, that probably, yeah, probably not a good kid, a good movie. Dependent upon. I didn't expect it. I was like, no, this is dependent upon. Yeah. Dependent upon.
Speaker: you know, how you raise your kids. Mine grew up on horror movies and everything like that, so basically, Lawless is just a Disney movie for them. Like this, not real bad. Yeah. But it was really good. I've really enjoyed it. I haven't finished it yet, like I said, but yeah. The ending is as good as the movie's been so far. It can only go uphill or downhill. Yeah. No, it's, the whole movie's really good. It's got a couple, I mean, it's got several what the fuck moments in it.
Speaker: Oh, that old Tom Hardy getting his throat cut. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, the movie itself is actually all the way all the way through. It's really good. Well, the the love interest of Shia LaBeouf. I don't know what. I'm not shitting on her or anything, but I wasn't like, wow, I wasn't seriously impressed. What's her name? I have to look it up. I don't know.
Speaker: Wait a second, it is... Oh, each of some nachos, remember? You know what's the... You want to try it? You want to try that again? No. I'm in America, he's in Mexico. Yeah. We go live on Wednesdays and Saturdays. Wednesdays at 6, till question mark. And Saturdays at 8, till question mark.
Speaker: Typically eight or nine on Wednesdays. Yeah, it's me. It was was how ski was yeah, see Mike what now ski? Wieckowski I Fucking know that what was that? What that what that what that little girl says was now see what she says it wrong. Yeah
Speaker: No, but I like the old slug lady that's turned out she's undercover, but she's like, Mike, what counts? Turn your paperwork. She's like from Boston. She's got like a Boston crotch. He smokes 14 packs a day. This is a shit mood. Well, I'm glad you finally watched a good movie and our TV show for a change.
Speaker: Well, I'm still watching Tacoma FD. I was watching it before the show. I just started season two. It's actually really cool. I was watching season three of Dude Patrol today. It's a DC. It's on HBO Max. Oh, OK. But it's from DC. They're like Cyborg and shit like that. OK. It's different. It's another quote unquote superhero group.
Speaker: I can't wait for the new Spider -Man movie. I'm not going to rush out and see it, but I will go and see it. It'll be the first movie I've seen in the theater for a long time. Yeah, I'm debating if I want to.
Speaker: Go see it or just wait and watch it at home on my big screen at my sound bar. That's what I was thinking of. I might just stream it. But I know the kids want to go see it, so it's one of those things I'm going to end up having to go. Speaking of Superhero, you've seen Suicide Squad 2, right? Oh yeah. You know the character John Cena played Peacemaker? Yeah.
Speaker: He's getting his own series on HBO Max. And it looks fucking good as hell. It starts in January, I think. Oh, yeah? See, it's either this week coming up, or it's in January. I'm waiting for New Year's Day, because the new season of Cobra Kai is coming out. Yeah, January 13.
Speaker: I'm waiting for New Year's Eve because Georgia versus Michigan in the college football playoffs. That's exactly how I feel about that lame -ass Cobra Kai.
Speaker: Oh my God, it is so good. What pisses me off is that when it was on YouTube. All the kids love that show. It was on YouTube. Everybody, every game, everybody was like, nobody heard of it. When it came on a Netflix, everybody was like, have you seen the new Cobra Coyote? I'm like, dude, I saw season one when it was on YouTube. That's exactly, that's why it, no, dude, it was the complete opposite. Everybody in their brother was watching it on YouTube. That's why Netflix bought it and put it on Netflix.
Speaker: Yeah, well, but like, there's, you know, the Facebook fan page for it. It was like, oh, it's so amazing. I'm like, yeah, I saw it. I'm waiting on season two. I mean, there was a bunch of people that hadn't seen it. I still haven't watched it yet, but I just, I don't know. I'm hesitant to watch shows like that, much like,
Speaker: And I know it's completely opposite, but like... No, Mark, you have a point there because I fucking watched Tiger King. I loved it. Yeah, that's very true. You can just download Spider Man and send it to me? There you go. Dude, I'll send a link. Your links are fucking garbage because they only work if you're a half twit living in Mexico.
Speaker: I'm a full twit living in America. I have a there is a love hate and I want to watch the new spin -off series There's absolutely nothing but hate for tiger. I've never watched the episode I never I never will watch an episode but like I
Speaker: But the thing with Cobra Kai, I think that I haven't watched it yet is because, you know, I love the Karate Kid movies. And much like, you know, I love I love the Teen Wolf movies back in the day. Even the second. Oh, yeah. Michael J Fox. And then then I started watching that MTV series and the first season, season and a half was they were they were really good. Like the first season. Oh, OK. Well, the first season was good. Like the first season, season and a half, maybe two seasons were really good. But then it turned into
Speaker: It turned into fucking Scooby -Doo. It turned into like a girly teen drama. Same thing with Riverdale. The first season was really good, and then it was like, what the fuck? My girls love Teed Wolf and Riverdale and all that. Well, of course they do. Those dudes in Riverdale, the guy that made Archie, he's built like a brick shit house. No, you know who my daughter's in love with?
Speaker: All that show? What is it, Jughead? That Dylan Sprouse plays or whatever? Yeah, she's in love with him. Is it Jughead that he plays? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Jughead. She's in love with him. I'm like, hey, that's it. Him and his brother were in Big Daddy, and she's like, what? I was like, never mind.
Speaker: She's like, no, they were in the Suite Life of Zack and Cody. I was like, yeah, I know, but before that, they were. They did. I wiped my own ass. I wiped my own ass. Fucking love. No, but like, the biggest problem I have with Riverdale is the, I think it's Veronica. She's always wearing like,
Speaker: $10 ,000 dresses and shit like that to school. Like, what are you fucking doing? Well, is it her family, like, stupid rich? Oh, yeah, I get that. But I mean, it's like, she's in, like, fucking Iowa or some shit. Like, some shit hold town and she's wearing something that costs more than people's cars. I, I, I, I, I gave Noah. He kind of plays. Game, but I... I play all live. I play Call of Duty and stuff online.
Speaker: I'm not a professional gamer, by the way. I don't know. Everything I know about Riverdale, I learn from my daughters talking about it. And then I make fun of it. You suck, Dad. You don't even know. I'm like, okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, from time to time. I play Warzone from time to time. I play the hell out of Plunder. Oh, I love me some Plunder. My kids play fucking Fortnite like you fucking read about.
Speaker: I have been thinking about getting Far Cry, but I have never played Far Cry. I've thought about it. I've seen the posters, and I've seen some video of it, but I'm like, eh. Ah, Pacific? I haven't checked it out. Yeah, I haven't got a chance to get on there. Because the new season started the other day, and I jumped on there. And of course, the new season has nothing to do with Cold War, so I didn't even buy the Battle Pass. It's all for Vanguard, but I've heard that Vanguard sucks, so I'm waiting to buy it.
Speaker: Okay, guards like World War II or something like that. But... Which means the guns would suck. Well, I don't know. The guns would suck. I mean, they're just... Well, that's what Mark's saying is the guns suck ass. So does Mark, but we keep him around for obvious reasons. Because he's your main.
Speaker: He's very good at polishing things if you know what I mean. That's the wrong emoji there.
Speaker: He enjoys the old double thumbing as well, Joe. You can appreciate that. My kids find it amazing that I can do that pop. Really? I'll make this Peeky this way.
Speaker: What pinky? That's a pointer finger. I'll tell Mark after he's done cleaning the apartment, you've done a real good job today. Come here and let me give you the old double thumb in. Let me give you a tip. Just a tip. Oh god, I fell. Have you ever seen that there's a guy, he was big on Vine, and he did a show on YouTube called Equals 3.
Speaker: And it's it it's he literally reviews videos oh my god he literally did this whole thing he did this whole bit on just the tip and it's like every time somebody says just the tip my wife and I are so they're going just the tip it's so funny but he does there's an episode called equals five where he reviews vine videos oh my god so funny
Speaker: And the guy on the right do the mouth thing. On the right. Who's the guy on the right? Am I the guy on the right? I don't know. We see top and bottom. My poor ass. I'll use your tears for lube. There you go. Guy in the t -shirt or the button down? Because we don't see right and left. We see up and down.
Speaker: The guy with the beard or the guy that thinks he has a beard? That'd be me. What mouth thing? I think where you did the pop. Oh. I've been thinking about it. My kids find that hilarious. They're like, how do you do that? I'm like, it's not that.
Speaker: yeah it's so great 1986 baby we were all over that shit yeah that was entertained that was our fidget spinner yeah i mean back in what the 50s or 60s or whatever that saw the lollipop that did it in yep exactly which is where we got it from
Speaker: Oh yes, ASMR. Hello, this is Jeff, and I'm going to do ASMR for you. I hope you enjoy. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: Well, we got to be able to have a free presentation. Yeah, once Haps gets off their asses and fixes everything. It still says, coming soon, coming soon, coming soon. Yeah, exactly. Funny enough, you started talking to Haps on my behalf, and of course, since you were using our email, I was...
Speaker: or since I was on our Twitter, I was being as well. And you're like, for some reason he got kicked off. I thought he was supposed to be grandfathered in. And they're like, and it was at that time where I was adding our stuff onto where I would stand to. And they're like, he's got 1 ,600 followers. I don't see the problem. I was like, well, now you assholes.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I had to do my due diligence because I had planned on coming here tonight and jumping your ass for lying to me because I had gotten a couple of videos sent to me where it looked like you just logged off and you didn't get kicked off. No, I got, I got literally. Yeah. Well, that's because Mark, that's because I have nonsensical nonsense Twitter or Instagram and
Speaker: Twitch, I think. I don't know. Not that Twitch is really huge for us. Well, you should be on Facebook, too. No. Well, I have our Facebook feed already there, but I'm not using my Facebook. Yeah, so I'm saying you should be linked up to our Facebook as well. Yeah. And I told you what I'm going to do when they finally get TikTok figured out. I'm going to link my main TikTok page to this. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I can't go live on there because I think I'm permanently banned on that one.
Speaker: What are you gonna do? My three month band turned into a permanent band and I haven't even been live on that account. God knows how long. Well, I was thinking about one live while I was working. I literally would just be here and we would talk to people.
Speaker: Yeah, it's all integrated. You link up all your social media to it. That's how we go live on here, Facebook, Twitch. All at once. YouTube and Twitter. No shitting on apps, but that's the reason why we used apps in the first place.
Speaker: I am definitely not the reason periscope got shut down if anything I would have been the reason that periscope could have kept going periscope got shut down because they're they did the same stuff that Haps is now doing which is why I keep saying in less than a year Haps will no longer be around There's
Speaker: Stream your order, there's Restream, and there's a couple different ones. Hey, have a good night, though. Appreciate you checking us out. Yeah, I know. If you like listening to us, you can listen to every episode on Spotify. Yeah. Yeah, appreciate you hanging out, man. Definitely throw a follower away. We have, like, eight followers on Twitch. Gah! Which is weird, because I don't understand. I've gone live on Twitch, but it doesn't save the video still.
Speaker: Huh. Deuces, sir. Yeah, it's weird. Because I have my PlayStation connected to my Twitch. So occasionally I'll go live, I'll just play in the game and I'll talk. But it doesn't save the video, so I don't get it. But I don't fuck around with Twitch that much because it's just... Well, yeah, my original Twitch channel was...
Speaker: to my PlayStation account. I used to go on there quite a bit when I was gaming and just kind of hang out while I was gaming, you know. But I don't remember any of my information off of my original Twitch page. I don't know the email I used. I don't know my password. I don't know any of that stuff. I was talking to somebody about passwords the other day. How many passwords do you have? We had this conversation a couple episodes back.
Speaker: But I use the combination of maybe four I use one Three Well Because I have for all of for all of the nonsense for all of the nonsensical nonsense stuff It's it's all the same. It's all the same so anything I have that one I
Speaker: which is mainly just used for nonsensical nonsense. And then I have for like, I have three or four different emails. I have the Facebook and YouTube and Twitter and Twitch and blah, blah. Each one of them have a combination of one of three. One of three of them work. But if you were asked me right now which one had which, I wouldn't mind. My phone knows, my phone could tell you. Yeah, no.
Speaker: I don't know, I have, literally I have like one or two. Right? That's what I'm saying. My phone could tell you. Yeah, yeah, my phone saves everything. So, there's that. One of the passwords is Jeff is great. No, no. That's his password to Grindr. That's my password for OnlyFans is how you doing.
Speaker: gay only fans yeah hey I'll tell you what believe it or not some of the biggest money makers on only fans are gay dudes or dudes that it's just dudes it's just straight dudes that are gay followers yeah trust me I've been on that word before not only fans but having a gay following and it's just like how do I
Speaker: react to the comments, you know, appropriately. You get one of those and you're just like, whoa. Yeah. Hey, thanks pal. Oh yeah. If I was gay, sir, that would totally do it for me, I guess. I don't know. Yeah. You're a good looking man. Uh, thanks. I'm straight. Yeah, I know, but you're still hot. I'm straight.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. It's just your answer and everything. I'm straight. I'm straight. I'm just reaffirming. Sure you are. No, I have contemplated it. Do you like this side boob? It's my side boob. I have contemplated it, but I still haven't pulled the trigger on it. I have no reason to start an OnlyFans. Plus, I'm not going to show anything.
Speaker: What you get on Onlyfans you can get for free on here Wednesdays and Saturday nights. Yeah, exactly. Well, the funny thing is, there's a whole section of Reddit that people advertise in their Onlyfans and it's like, they show everything there, why would I subscribe to your Onlyfans? Yeah, right? I could see your colon.
Speaker: You've literally showed me everything I want to see. I wanted to see in the photo. For free. Yeah. I don't need to see you do it in six different positions. Exactly. I can see that one now. Oh, I got a question. There's a video on TikTok I saw and it said, I don't remember the context of the video, but how many holes in the female body?
Speaker: How many holes in the female body? Just holes in general? Holes in general. Not talking about piercing holes. I'm talking about natural worn holes. Natural holes. I'm doing calculations. Go ahead. Three, two, eight. This is like eight. It's ten.
Speaker: We got two ears, two nostrils, a mouth, a butt hole, a baby hole, and a pee hole. There's three down there. Right. There's three down there. Somebody did the calculation on the TikTok that I saw. Because I was like, no, because I got eight as well. And they broke it down on the TikTok. And I think I might have liked it. Unless they count their eye holes.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, it wasn't ice, it was... Knee? What? See if I still have it. Yeah, I don't know where the other two come from. I don't think I saved it, dammit. But it broke it down where I was like, oh yeah!
Speaker: I forgot about two holes that I missed. How many holes does the female human body have? There you go. According to News Hub, if you're unsure, the correct answer is three. The urethra, the vagina, and the anus. They only have three holes. But how many orifices? How many orifices does the human -woman -human body have?
Speaker: According to EMS1, there are seven natural body openings or orifices providing access to an internal cavity through a natural passage called a canal duct or medus. Yeah, I think you're as as per usual, your tick tock information. It literally said false. Fake news. I thought it was fake news. I might have sent it to you.
Speaker: I either send it to you or your pops. You didn't send it to me. No? I didn't send it to your dad. Nope. Damn it. That pisses me off. I should have saved it. Because it came up and I was just like, huh, I'll be damned. Fake news. Fake news. It's all fake.
Speaker: That pisses me off. I thought I saved it. It's all fake news. False and fake. You are fake news. I need to save that one for you and all your false narratives. Oh, damn it. I can't believe I saved that.
Speaker: Oh, but I did see one. It was like an ad that a guy stitched.
Speaker: And it says, it says, this mat, this hundred pound mat can turn any bathtub into a hot tub. And the guy was like, the guy stitches and goes, did anybody else go, that's a heavy ass mat. But it's British pounds. He's like, how do you? And it was like, this 300 pound mat turns any bathtub into a hot tub. It's like, who the fuck can lift 300 pounds into a fucking bathtub.
Speaker: I lost it. I was like, because I did the same thing. I was like, who the fuck was that? Why don't you do a bath, then? Even the belly button, Mark, that's only equals nine. I don't remember what it was. It was because it broke it down. Three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Speaker: It's just no. I don't know. Yeah, it's just no. It's wrong. It's wrong. It must be. It's wrong. It broke it down where it wasn't even the video. It was in the comments that somebody did the math. Well, whoever was in the comments doing the math is a fucking moron. I can't believe I didn't save it.
Speaker: because it's 100 % inaccurate. Apparently. Yeah. Well, anyways, with that being said, why Jeff brain explodes over there because he's once again be proven wrong and been fact checked and been told by the man himself that he has fake news. We're going to take,
Speaker: And we're gonna take a real quick break. And with that being said, tonight, we have a world premiere exclusive. Our guy, Rock Lee, dropped his first single yesterday. No shit. Yup. Money bags. Well, I don't know about all that.
Speaker: But his first single, Tainted, and guess who happens to have it? Right here. Well, not that I'm special and he sent it to me and I'm the only person that has it. He put it out across the board on all streaming platforms. But it's a world premiere and debut on here for us. And that's my guy. That's my brother. So I got to put his shit out there and let you guys hear it. Like I said, it's EDM.
Speaker: Not typically my cup of tea as far as music goes, but I absolutely love everything he does and he he did it again with another Banger as the kids say these days So It's hot it's hot fire What It's hot fire fire I guess
Speaker: It's hot fire. It's a banger. Yolo. But we're going to take a real quick break guys. We'll be right back. We got news coming up for you. I got a brand new top 10. That's actually another top 25 because it's uh,
Speaker: Uh, this website, man, I'm loving it, but we'll be right back. And enjoy. Rackley from EDM combat, his first single, no, words are hard. His first single, tainted. And we'll be right back.
Speaker: Let the beat go.
Speaker: I like that. Hell yeah, you like that? That was decent. Good shit. I have a little news for you, sir. What is that? I am correct. How are you correct?
Speaker: Two eyes, two ears, two nostrils, one mouth. Well, they count in umbilical. One ear, either one anus. Total number 10. Wait a minute, say that again. They count umbilical. Belly button. So yeah, female body. Two ears, two nostrils, one mouth, one umbilical, one ear, either one anus, one vaginal. Total number of 11. Dudes have 10.
Speaker: That's nothing. Jeff. That's what I'm saying. It says total number 11. It doesn't add up to 11. I know. It doesn't add up to 11. Two ears. It does not add up to 11, but it says. Two nostrils. Jeff, two ears, two nostrils, a mouth, vaginal, urethra, anal, anus, umbilical cord, which does not count in any way, shape, and or form.
Speaker: But that's 9! That's not 10, it's not 11. Which is what I said when Mark asked, does the belly button count? I said 9, if you count the belly button. You're still wrong and they're wrong. This is the original thing. It says, a woman has 10 holes in her body and can only get pregnant in one of them. Some of you are laughing, some of you are counting.
Speaker: That's the original video. No, it's still nine. It's not 10. It's not 11. It's nine. And men would have seven. It says men have 10 women out of 11. Jeff, you cannot get your information from TikTok. It is false. It's not from TikTok. This is publichealth .com. This is from Wikipedia.
Speaker: No. It's wrong. It's still, it's even wrong. Even if you add the belly button or umbilical cord, that's still only equals nine. How do you get 10? Joe, I count 10 without the belly button. How? Two ears, two ears. Break it down, Joe, because I can't. Two ears, two nostrils, a mouth, urethra, vaginal, anal,
Speaker: Belly button. How many fingers am I holding up? Two ears. Hold on. She's breaking it down. How many fingers am I holding up? I'm just saying. Let her break it down. Jesus. You picked the goddamnest things to fucking die on. Yes, because I know I'm right. Your belly button is not a hole. No, it's not. I agree with you that. I agree with you that.
Speaker: When you're born, yes. When you're born and your umbilical cord is attached, yes, it is a hole. But it closes. Joe, you're kind of leaving us hanging here. No, she's not. She's died on that hill and now she's done. Somebody calls a coroner because she just died, just like Jeff did.
Speaker: Two ears, two nostrils, and you're counting the eyes, which again, the eyes aren't counting. I don't count eyes. Are eyes holes? Because I even said earlier, you can rewind the tape and listen. I said, if you count the eyes, then yes. Well, tear ducts, that would be holes. Yeah, but I don't think they're breaking it down to that level. I don't think they are either.
Speaker: But technically there are holes. But are there holes? So yes, I said in the beginning, if you count the eyes, then yes.
Speaker: I think if you count the eyes, then yes, there's 10. And if you want to count the belly button again, counting the eyes and the belly button are really reaching to try to prove a point when you know you're wrong. At that level, you are reaching so hard to prove your point when you have been discovered and been put on blast for being wrong, that now you have to reach and just make shit up. Like, uh, women, uh, women in the Bible,
Speaker: The Bible says that the women are born with a breathing hole in the bottom of their pinky toe. So that's actually 12. The Bible. I gotta read the Bible. Keep preaching. You guys are, you're fucking wrong. Your TikTok is fucking wrong. It's all wrong and I'm right. I've already proved it more times than I can count at this point. Mark, chill out. I will not chill out because I know I'm right.
Speaker: I'm killing him! Because you're medical profession! I am, dammit! I got my medical degree. I went to THE Ohio State University. Yeah, remind me not to go to your clinic. Trust me, my clinic won't tell you to shave your beard because it carries COVID. He never said a character. You know what's gonna be funny? You know, I think my wife made that up so I would shave. You know what's gonna be funny? Why?
Speaker: I have an Ohio degree of holes. You are right, Mark. I will show you how well that degree pays off when I expand your holes. Night, bud. What the fuck was I gonna say?
Speaker: I was going to say something. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, what's going to be funny is that the biggest the guy who stands on the biggest mountaintop and screams the loudest about Covid being fake and everything else is if that asshole is sick and he has it for a third fucking time. Because you said you said Kevin was sick, right? He's already had Covid twice. Nice.
Speaker: Well, apparently the new variant is basically the joke about the new variant which is called Omicron. They say it's basically you're fatigued and sore. So basically it's like having a full day's work. It's basically, yeah, that are going to do okay. And it's... I only... On my second time...
Speaker: Anyways. That sucks. I've only had it once. Anyways. Welcome back to Knott's Head School, Knott's Head School. Sorry, we had to come back from breaking. I had to really assert myself and assert my dominance and that I'm right and they're wrong. Really showed his ignorance on how he was... I didn't show my ignorance in any way, shape, or form. I proved you guys wrong yet again.
Speaker: medical facts for proving us right. Welcome back. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show already. If you're not already, feel free to go check us out on all social media at Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok at nonsensical nonsense. Join us live on Wednesdays and Saturday nights on apps, YouTube, Twitch, Twitter, and Facebook. And make sure you get every single episode on Spotify, Anchor, Google Play, Apple Podcasts, anywhere and everywhere
Speaker: You get your podcasts and jollies from... Also, like, share, and give Jeff the old double thumbing. Because that's what he loves. And you can email us if you'd like to email us. At nonsensicalnonsensepodcast .com. Yes, at nonsensicalnonsensepodcast .gmail .com. I had to reiterate that because I was doing a snapchat. Yeah, as I said, I was like, they can't hear me. What the fuck?
Speaker: I'm not sensitive around holes. I was like, this is pointless for that Snapchat. No, you are fine saying it. That's your part for the show. How are you doing the Snapchat? For anybody not watching and listening, Chris is literally recording video of his computer screen. So put it on a Snapchat. So my phone is in front of my face. So I can tell you what he was doing. And I give up the email.
Speaker: So, had I not said anything, I'd have just been on Snapchat and just like, you could email us in the Snapchat. I just fucking said that. Didn't I just say that? Just in the Snapchat, you could email us. We want to email him. We want to email him. Oh my god.
Speaker: Your holes are going to be sensitive around Glick if you're not careful, Mark. That's right. You're going to have one big hole the size of a coffee can. Yeah, buddy. Because I'm going to use a coffee can. Not because I'm not big. Oh my gosh. I do have to comment on another TikTok that made me think of you. Of me.
Speaker: but only because this woman stands and she says, she holds up a tape measure and she's got her thumb at three inches and says, if this is you, you can't say a goddamn thing. This guy stitches it with a coffee can and he's like, if this is you, hello, hello, hello. Then you need to, and it shows, I can't remember the standup comedian. They basically, shut the fuck up.
Speaker: Is that the is that the is that the chick that dresses like a dude I think she's I think she's from the ghetto Yeah, probably She's fucking obnoxious as hell. There's one chick on there. She's gorgeous and She's got a good body, but her arms make my arms look like toothpicks She like lives at the fucking gym
Speaker: When every time I see her, I'm like, her boyfriend's behind her, and she's got her arms behind her, right? I'm hoping. Because this chick is built like a brick shit house, and I'm like, God. She's got a nice little dent. She's not overly buff. I think she does tone contests, but she's gorgeous.
Speaker: But her arms were just like, Jesus, John Cena, calm down. Calm down, you big bitch. I wouldn't say that to her face. I would. Don't threaten me with a good calm down. But the funnier one I saw, you know, I'm not a tall person, as we've established multiple millions of times. And this chick, I don't know how tall she is.
Speaker: I don't know how tall she is, but she's literally, she goes, what it's like for me being this tall, being the tall girl. And she stands next to her fridge and her, top of her fridge comes up to her boobs. And then she stands next to a six foot tall light, you know, one of them ring lights. And she towers over this fucking thing. How fucking tall is this chick?
Speaker: I don't know. I only saw, I didn't like the video or nothing. I saw it and I was like, holy shit, that chick's huge. I've seen her twice. You know, if you're gonna, if you're gonna talk about or bring up TikToks and stuff like that, you should at least like them. I, I, I was wrong. Because I know, I know, if you think anything like I think, I know that when you're scrolling through TikTok, you're like, oh, this would be cool to bring up on the show.
Speaker: Not really. It just popped in my head just now. But yes, the ones I usually try to bring up are the ones I send to you. I don't think I saved that tall chick. The ones I casually ignore. Let me see if I can put in tall girl. Well, anyway, that's why you're doing that. I have some news for you, buddy. Excellent. By now, I just lost my
Speaker: Where are you? There you are.
Speaker: I'm gonna tell you a couple of stories. So listen to this, listen to this, okay, listen. Welcome to what the fuck news with your hoof, Glick. Yes. How many, you just put it in the search bar, tall girl, how'd that work out for you? Six foot seven. That's how tall she is. Yeah, I am. That's a big bitch.
Speaker: That's a huge bitch. Oh, I think I've seen her before. That's a huge bitch. That's a big bitch. That's not even the chick I was talking about. Well, stop looking at TikTok. Did you break Bob out? Oh, this is her. This is her. Did you break Bob out? Are we filled up? Yep. The video is not available.
Speaker: Yeah, well. Go ahead. Bob is ready to go. I'm ready to go. What are we taking? All right. We're taking number two. Ooh. To start. To start. OK. And this just sounds like something one of our dumbasses would do because we can't read, write, or spell. We're going to go up to Delaware. It's a little frigid. Bring your winter coat. It's cold up there this time of year. Oh, is it snowing? Because we're going to be surrounded by lovers.
Speaker: Well anyways in Wilmington Delaware a Highway sign that was recently went up in Delaware was noticeable noticeably Missing a letter in the state's name
Speaker: The new Wellington exit sign on Interstate 95 should have read Delaware Avenue, but was misspelled as Delaware. The news journal said Delaware's transportation department and its contractor, Kiewit Infrastructure Company said the sign was always meant to be temporary and has been replaced. Yeah.
Speaker: So just because it was meant to be temporary, you could just fuck up the spell it. No, no. What happened is they put it up and like, that looks pretty good. And 14 ,000 people drive by and send texts going, that's spelled wrong. And they're like, Oh yeah. Well, not only that, well, I mean, could you imagine if you're like Chris and Jeff, but this fucking, yeah, if you're not for the area and you're following your, your Google maps or ways or whatever it is that you use and it tells you to get off at Delaware Avenue.
Speaker: And it says Delaware. You're like, that's not the right one. Just keep going. And then your your your Google Maps and everything's fucking yelling at you. Yeah. Make a you. But exit. Exit. Yeah, right. Exit seven was what the hell. Exit seven was previously closed for construction. A subcontractor, Hurley, Hurley, Hurley, Hurley, Hurley, Hurley, Hurley. That doesn't sound like a real word.
Speaker: It's a real word. It's like hurried. I've never, I've never, it's, it's hurried. It's hurried. It's hurriedly. Yeah. Hurriedly. Doesn't sound, it doesn't sound like a real word. It sounds like a real word. I feel like if I use that in everyday usage, I would get yelled at.
Speaker: right exactly i would be like if i if i put that in email i would get a message from my boss you can't use that word yeah i'm sorry i was late i'm sorry i was late for work but i hurriedly i hurriedly hurriedly ran to my car and got here yeah they look at you funny and go chris that's not a real word no no we saw the news article motherfucker yeah it's a real work but uh
Speaker: Yeah, so the subcontractor had made a placeholder sign after learning the permit one might not arrive in time for the northbound exit that was scheduled for a reopen. Donnie Arendt of Kiewit area manager told the newspaper that the blunder was discovered after the sign was installed and it was not clear how long the error was up before it was covered Wednesday, web nest day.
Speaker: The permanent marker was delivered earlier this week, so the one with the missing A was switched out. So fair enough. You said permanent marker. I instantly thought somebody handed somebody a sharp D.
Speaker: Yeah, not a slow day for news that was just kind of the opener that was the appetizer for news because I was
Speaker: a worse misspelling. One of my funniest ones I've seen on the show, Kim's Convenience. The owner of the story puts up a sign and he forgot to put the O in discount. So it's a discount. And the pastor walks in and she's like, uh, so funny.
Speaker: I do, there's another news story, but it would break rule number two of our podcast and that would go into a very heavy religious discussion. So let's go ahead and avoid that. Cause I already did that last week. Cause I'm curious. I already did that. Basically some Jack off Bishop in Italy told all the kids in Italy that Santa's fake. Oh, and we all know why. I know. I already did that last week when I, uh,
Speaker: had my fun with the Christians in Tony's life. They don't like me. They don't like a guy who's educated and knows his way around the Bible to come in and start asking questions. Let's just say that. Well, let's go to Mark's part of the world and actually while we're there, we can stop and visit Mark and I can bring the coffee can.
Speaker: So fire up nonsensical nonsense number one, Bobby. We're going to the UK. Batman begins his UK tour in Gotham. Nice. The Cape Crusader will be traveling across Britain in an eye -catching Batman inspired mobile van and alternative to the traditional Santa Grato's this Christmas.
Speaker: I don't, what is Santa Grotto's? Mark, do you know? Batman's journey started in Gotham, a small village in the East Midlands. So he starts his little UK tour in Gotham. Nice. Isn't it pretty cool? In a van that says free candy on it. It looks like the van from that, it looks like the van from that show, Truth Seekers, that we watched.
Speaker: But it's all black. It's all black and then it's got the Batman logo on the side of it. Vaguely, Mark? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Oh, okay. Yeah, well, I could Santa's Village and stuff like that. Right. But, um...
Speaker: So Batman's journey started in Gotham, a small village. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So it's not, it's not anything different from what we do over here. Right. Basically. Okay. Uh, uh, but it's a small village east of the Midlands. That is a far cry from DC superheroes home city of the same name. The superhero was greeted by children from Gotham primary school and provided them with special gifts. Say hello to my man. I got free candy.
Speaker: Who wants to play with my bat dong? It's a bat van. That's why I said it says free candy on the side, too. It's like a work van. It's not like the creepy, what we drive around in a work van. It is creepy, because a work van has no windows. Very few windows. This has no windows, except for the front. Exactly what I'm saying. But it's not like the stereotypical pedo van.
Speaker: Um, but either way, uh, Batman provided the kids with special gifts. Yeah. Uh, as they were the first lucky fans to be Batman Batman, the touring van is also set to visit Nottingham, Birmingham, Manchester and Leeds. Yeah. Let's go leads.
Speaker: I think leads as I think leads as a soccer team to or something Batman and Santa have a number of similarities as they both live reclusively like reclusive lifestyles and are used to being spotted with small children like
Speaker: in their caves. I mean, spotted on rooftops and are also capable of telling who's been naughty or nice. Is that not weird that Batman has this weird fixation with small boys? Exactly. I mean, there was like four different Robins. There was like four different Robins. Exactly.
Speaker: I only said it because I know that you are not a Leeds fan. I can't remember your team, but I know you don't like Leeds. But the van is instantly recognizable with the iconic bat symbol on the side. And those who spot the hero will be able to see Batman's festive display, if you will. I guarantee you somewhere on that van says freakin'. With Christmas decorations fit to fit
Speaker: No, I don't know who those two are. Sorry, I got distracted by a picture. Festive display with Christmas decorations to fit the dark night. I wish I would have showed the Christmas decorations. I spit on you. I spit on you too, you dirty whore. Go to Leeds, Batman. That one was bad. Good. After I get done spitting on you, Mark, I'll toss you a towel and call you a dirty little whore and tell you to clean up after your soul. Only five bucks on the dressing table.
Speaker: There's, there's a pound on the dresser for your open your 10 holes. There's not 10 holes. Don't be more than 10 when he gets done. Oh my God. Oh Jesus Christ. Well, since we got the, uh,
Speaker: So since we got the, uh, since we got the jet out, Jeffrey, I feel like this one's going to hit a little bit close to home because I know how much you enjoy having sex with farm animals. Yes. I didn't even know this was ever a thing, but apparently it is a thing. As we fly out of England, I bid you a farewell and a girl leads to everyone and we're going to Saudi Arabia.
Speaker: Camels disqualified from a beauty pageant after Botox injections. What? Two things with that. A, I didn't know that animals were having Botox injections and B, they have a fucking beauty pageant for camels. I was gonna say, this is more disturbing. And they make their women cover up because if they show their ankles they'll stone them to death. Exactly.
Speaker: Well, I mean, if all the women I saw wore bedsheets all the time, I'd be looking at camels, too. It's a... Hijib? Hijib? No, it's a... The other head? No, but that's... No, that's... It's called a... Are you talking about their clothes? Clothes are called burkas. Oh, yeah, that's not about the thing on their head. Well, more than 40 camels have been disqualified. Wow, the distribution. Mark's got my back, burkas.
Speaker: Yeah, well, we were talking about two different things. No, but yeah, you were talking about Hijab? Hijab? Hijab? I think it's like a Hijab? Hijib? Hijib? Or a ninja? Or a ninja! I was like, yeah, those two things are okay. I see what you know there, Mark. Yeah. So dozens of camels have been disqualified from a beauty pageant in Saudi Arabia after the organizers cracked down on the use of Botox injections.
Speaker: I've never looked at a animal and gone, that's a sexy fucking animal. I've never looked at any animal and gone like, how you doing? Unless you count Lola Bunny. Right? Is that weird? No dude, I'm with you there. It wasn't even so much of his kids that we were like, oh damn.
Speaker: But was it weird that they sexualized a bunny like that? In Looney Tunes? In Looney Tunes? Like we were used to growing up with Pei Pei Le Pew that was trying to rape everything, but it wasn't like super sexualized, but then our dude Lola... Trust me, there's been more than one guy that has made love to a camel.
Speaker: I mean, we've done stories about guys having sex with horses. And in those said stories, did not get charged with having sex with horses. They got charged for burglary. Yeah, breaking and entering, trespassing and burglary. I still can't say that word. I'll never be able to say burglary, burglary, burglary, burglary.
Speaker: That worked, yeah.
Speaker: So dozens of camels got disqualified. The King Abdulaziz Camel Festival started earlier this month. It's a whole fucking festival for camels. And invites breeders of the most beautiful camels to compete for around 50 million pounds. Oh, so it's like a dog show for camels. It's a dog show for camels. Yeah, but I would never call it dog show, a dog beauty pageant.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Mark, what is 50 million pounds American? And they have pounds in Saudi Arabia? Yeah, I think they base it on the pound. Yeah, but 50 million pounds prize money. Judges decide the winner based on features such as the shape of the camel's head and humps and also tightness of their anal and vaginal regions. But organizers have claimed
Speaker: Jesus Christ. Fucking A. Aliallah Oskbar Uba. Exactly. You want to see my sexy camel? Shit. You motherfuckers want some sexy camels? Look at these sexy camels. Do their makeup and everything. Y 'all boys like some sexy camels? I have sexy camels. Sexy camels for you. Sexy camels for you. Everybody gets a sexy camel. $80 million. I'll dress up as a fucking camel. Mark said I'll be your camel.
Speaker: I'm going to Saudi Arabia and getting some fucking camels.
Speaker: Eighty million dollars. I can understand ten grand, twenty grand. How much does it cost to raise a fucking million dollars? Eighty million dollars. Fuck me.
Speaker: That just goes to show that, that just goes to show how stupid rich they are in Saudi Arabia. Stupid rich dude. But yeah, so they judge them based off the shape of the camel's head, the humps. Organizers have clamped down on artificial touch -ups to make, I can't get hump enhancements apparently. Touch -ups to make the desert animals more attractive. Jurors are using, excuse me,
Speaker: specialized in advanced technology to detect tampering after finding out dozens of breeders had stretched out the lips and noses of their camels. Our report from the Saudi Press Agency said, the club is keen to halt all acts of tampering and deception in the beautification of camels. The Camel Beauty Contest is the heart of a carnival that also features camel races, sales, and other festivities.
Speaker: Well, I remember a couple years back, this is probably going back 10 years, there was a big scandal guy doing dog shows. He did something to his dog to make it better looking or whatever and got caught. So it's not the first time somebody's tried to enhance the good -lookingness of an animal. But for $80 million, I get why. Yeah.
Speaker: That's fucking retarded oh Yeah, that's crazy. I mean I mean I got went into that story going Hey listen to what coming out of my mouth. What do you mean? What's going on?
Speaker: And when I went into the story I was like this is gonna be kind of funny because it's camel Beauty pageant in Saudi Arabia. We're gonna have fun with this and now they're the prizes 80 million goddamn dollars I'm like, I would understand at the most like obscene to me would be 80 grand Yeah I Mean you're talking about retirement money
Speaker: retirement money what for your great grandkids exactly I mean I can literally buy a brand new supercar every month for the rest of my life I can never work again I could buy a how I could buy I could buy a I could buy a I'm not gonna stay in Saudi Arabia after it's all said I'm coming back to America I could buy a
Speaker: I could buy a huge chunk of property and put my entire, well not my entire family, but like a commune I guess you could say.
Speaker: Exactly. Joe, I'm with you. A million dollars is more than I would ever need. Don't be greedy or anything, Joe. It's just a million. I'm going to let you live on my property. But the property would be so big. Like, the property would be so big that we wouldn't even have to live that close to each other. You know what I mean? We'd all have our own, like, area. Well, yeah. Well, I mean, when you think about it, there's a town. Not to mention all the toys I could have. You've heard of year one, the uparts.
Speaker: Yeah, it's a new wrestling pay -per -view that comes out January 1st. It really is! Oh, I'm sure it is. Year one is to say... It's automotive performance parts, okay? The town that they're located in was once owned, and I say owned, by Sharon Stone. She owned the entire fucking town. Really?
Speaker: Yeah, and if Sharon Stone can own a town, you can buy Newark and bulldoze it to the ground. Why would I want to fucking buy Newark? Why would I want to buy... I don't like Ohio! No, what I'm saying is... But Newark isn't that bad. Newark isn't that bad. The east side is, I bulldozed the east side.
Speaker: No, but I mean you can literally buy a small like picturesque town and Like have you seen Dale Earnhardt juniors property? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about someone like that like a Wild West thing in the background I can afford more than Yeah
Speaker: Daddy, when is Christmas? When is Christmas? You're not getting Christmas, you little bastards. Shit, get out of here. Go. When is Christmas? A while. Um... I could afford more than one pickup, Joe. You had no shit? Well, I mean, you could literally buy property in, like, Wyoming or some shit out in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker: and have enough where it'd still be 10 miles before you get to Joe's house. You're still on your own land. Well, that's what I'm saying. I just buy a huge piece of property and, uh, somewhere, yeah, like somewhere down south or something like that. And I just be like, if you guys want a house here, you can have a house. Don't ask me for anything else. You can live on my land and I'll build you a house or I'll build you a,
Speaker: There is a there is a place mark speaking of turning turning Mexico into a real life war zone map for paintball and there are places There is a couple places that turned their paintball course into a real life nuketown and it looks badass I want to go so I want to go play so bad and
Speaker: I'll buy you a single wide trailer and leave me alone.
Speaker: Yeah, well, there's a couple of paintball places down here. They got like little villages set up where you go through. It's fucking pretty cool. But, I mean, 80 million. That's ridiculous. Yeah, for a camel. Where to next? Well, I was just getting ready to say. Buff, fire up this shit. We eaten this camel to death.
Speaker: Mark, fire up the jet. We've been to the UK, we've been to Saudi Arabia. Now, we're going back. I feel like we've been going here quite a bit lately. We're going to Germany. Oh, our guesses were just from there. Yeah, I know that.
Speaker: Yeah, no, it was just there. Wake up, Noah. We're here. Yeah, no, Noah. Noah, we're crashing at your place. We're too cheap to get a hotel, but we have our own jets. Well, a man's slip and fall at home, deemed to be a workplace accident. Yeah, somebody's got an online job like me.
Speaker: An incident in which a man slipped and fell down the stairs at his home has been ruled a workplace accident by a court in Germany. The unfortunate man was working from home due to the coronavirus pandemic and was using the stairs to get to his home office space when he slipped and suffered a spinal injury. Ouch. The firm's insurance company had refused to pay out the man.
Speaker: But the court reached the verdict because they said the man was on his way to work from his bedroom to the home office one floor below and added that the commute was along an insured work route. Germany's Federal Social Court ruled if the insured activity is carried out in the household of the insured person or at another location, the insurance
Speaker: Covered is provided to the same extent as when the activity is carried out on the company premises. Huh. I'll make sure I'll get me some insurance for you. Because of our tools, so. And we're sandals while doing it, so. Jesus Christ. Yeah, so I mean, again, and I mean that. Yeah. Way to make the pantry. Yeah, you're not wrong. You're not wrong, Joe. I got a German sausage for you, Mark.
Speaker: So am I. Two German sausages for you. I need to say it to you. I am. But Mark's gonna go to bed tonight, feel it on cloud nine. He's gonna be like, Click was giving me so much love tonight. But yeah, so I mean, you know, a lot of people, cocktail sausage, probably a little bit smaller, but you know,
Speaker: Yeah. But, you know, so, you know, right now with the whole coronavirus, you got a lot of companies where employees just do not want to come back to the office and we're dealing. I get it. Well, I mean, it's it's actually.
Speaker: But who would have thought that it's almost more beneficial to just keep people at home? At the end of the day, yeah, some companies it is. It's cost efficient. They're not paying for these big ass buildings. They're not paying for the internet, the electricity, the water. If you're a smaller company, so to say,
Speaker: a small company in here. Yeah, Joe's working from home. You know, say you're a small company and you, and you've got like, I don't know, 10, 15 employees. I guess that's kind of a small company. Um,
Speaker: And you're paying all these amenities and stuff and a lease, a lease for a building. If you don't, you know, if you don't own it, you're renting a building or whatever, uh, maintenance, uh, stuff like that. You add up all this cost, but then all of a sudden this pandemic comes around 500, I think it's 800 employees. And we all companies, like some of these multi -billion dollar companies or million dollar companies,
Speaker: A lot of those costs, really, they're just kind of like a whatever. It's not really, it's chump chains for a small business owner. For a small business owner, it probably makes a world of difference. And if they're just as efficient and they're getting the same amount of workload done and getting stuff taken care of, why not let them stay at home? Fucking working at home, man. Damn, Jesus Christ. I believe it was Apple that was talking about people at home from working.
Speaker: Well because like when I was at Abercrombie and I still talk to a couple people from there and they were saying that even after the after the people were still allowed to come back to work and this and the other thing they were still giving them the choice because
Speaker: outside, you know, certain people have to come into work when you work for a clothing line because you have, uh, um, well, we'll stop that because that's, that's none of the DCs. But I'm talking about like designers and artists and stuff like that, you know, because it's a clothing line. So, you know, some people, but for, you know, the ones that if you, but they're only coming in once or twice a week outside of that, they're, they're working from home. So why not? I think
Speaker: Think of the pandemic itself, how much COVID is worth all the masks, all the hand gel, all the PPE, the money involved, and this COVID shit is crazy. Well, yeah, I mean, it's the same thing with cancer. It's a whole lot cheaper to not cure cancer than what it is to cure cancer. Oh, yeah. Or it's a whole hell of a lot. There's a whole hell of a lot more money to be made. You make more money letting people die and be like, here, try this. Nope, didn't work. Here, try this.
Speaker: But, but the simple fact that now companies, now companies are going to have to look at this, at this, this story, this, even though it happened in Germany, the companies worldwide are going to have to look at this. If somebody gets hurt at home during quote unquote work hours, say I work from home and you stub your toe. Yeah. And that, or I technically on the way. Yeah. You know, technically I'm on the clock and I,
Speaker: I go take a load of laundry downstairs and I pull my back out. I have a back injury. Is that going to come back on the company? Because technically I'm on their clock and I'm, I'm working and my job's getting done. It's not like my job was hindered by my actions or anything like that. But does that reflect on them? So that's going to be a more of a push for companies to tell people to get their asses back into the office.
Speaker: Because if I was a business owner, I don't want to jack off that hold like you who's like, oh yeah, I'm working and you decided to run a fucking power solid flip -flops that you, table saw that you made out of a DeWalt battery powered circular saw that you have to unplug and plug in to turn on and off and you cut your hand off. I don't want to be paying for that shit. No, I don't do it during work hours though. Well, I mean. No, but something that is stupid like that.
Speaker: Yeah. No, I mean, it makes sense. But once again, I mean, I think each case would have to be investigated. Yeah. But I mean, you could say, yeah, just say, for instance, let's just say, for instance, do you decide to get fucking
Speaker: hammered tomorrow night. Right? Yes, because it happens all the time. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Absolutely. You just, you just, you just get drunk. Cause I say this because you work from home. I don't, I get hammered tomorrow night. I go to work. I go to work and I'm still, but you get absolutely fucking.
Speaker: hammered tank and you wake up Monday morning you're still drunk as fuck because you were up until five o 'clock in the morning drinking you're still hammered as fuck and you and you fall down the stairs right not saying that's what happens after nine o 'clock yeah it's in your you're going to your work office so you get fucking hurt now your company has to pay for your stupid decision to get fucking or
Speaker: Yeah, or whatever. I mean, you're just fucking, you know, whatever the case is. Or you just trip on your shoelace, or your sandals slips, because you work from home so you didn't really get dressed. Yeah. You know, it's just like, you're so bad. I think this is going to lead to a push for a lot more employers to start going, get your ass back to the office. We changed our mind. Get your ass back to work. Yeah. Or a, was it like a, like,
Speaker: If you're working from home, you have to pay for your own insurance. Well, Lord knows I couldn't work from home because I would just be like, ah, I guess you stay drinking today, fuckers. My job's still getting done. I'm fucking wasted. I'd be in a Zoom meeting going, I'd be in a Zoom meeting going, yep, I'm on it. Glick, are you drinking a bush latte? Nope. Nope, that's my glass.
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Speaker: Stay properly hydrated. Next thing you know, you fall on a screen. She said, you're like, eh. Oh, shit. I was in a zoom meeting the other day, and I literally stepped away from the screen to stand out here on the balcony and smoke. Nice. My boss is like, Jeff, are you smoking? I'm like, I might work. Of course I'm smoking. Yeah, right? That one fried chicken real quick.
Speaker: Does the smoke bother anyone? My boss is like, all right, we get it. But I had the laptop sitting on the bed, and it's looking up at me with light coming back. I look like the second coming.
Speaker: Anyways, all right. I got one more story for you in news tonight. Hopefully news wasn't too slow for you there Marcus It marks it all
Speaker: Bob, bring us home. We've traveled the world over today. Bring us home, Marcus. Or not Marcus. Bobby, Bobby, bring us home. I've never seen a maggot cry before. Travel Watch reveals year's most bizarre request.
Speaker: Okay. A travel lodge has revealed some of its most bizarre requests in 2021, including one guest asking to arrange an afternoon tea with pandas. Now this is in Britain, but you know, I'm just going to come on home. We've already been up there. We've been there. Okay. So what kind of asshole and what would that cost?
Speaker: I had no idea but it says the British Budget Hotel firm has revealed some of the strangest demands made by guests over the year with one visitor asking what time they could see the snake on the snake pass in Derbyshire. They were on drugs. One guest in York asked a member of the staff to sing in the room next door to make sure he was staying in a quiet room while another asked the Welsh rare bit where asked where the
Speaker: Ask where the Welsh rare bit lives. I don't know what a rare bit is. Do you know what that is, Mark? Mark, that's on you. What's a rare bit? Travel Lodge spokesperson, Shakila Ahmed. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Travel Lodge spokeswoman, Shakila Ahmed, explained that the company received a surge in bookings with many forced to holiday at home due to the pandemic. And that has led to some of the weird queries.
Speaker: She said where possible our hotel teams will go above and beyond to help customers as they relish a good challenge. Okay. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. Now I know.
Speaker: I thought it, that's what I thought it was, but I wasn't 100 % sure. I didn't want to, I didn't want to be like, some people would just spout off, you know, unpack chick statements like the women body, the woman's body has 10 holes or Mexico's the third largest city in the world. You know, stuff like that, you know, shaving your beard will help you get rid of COVID. Yeah. Silly stuff. I'm not mentioning any names. I'm just throwing stuff out there. I'm going to give you 11 fucking holes.
Speaker: And then I'll have five more brass. Yeah, you lost your train of thought there, did you? No, I got it. I'm annoyed because you guys were so wrong on that. For our next guest, Doctor. I wish Batman and his van would come over here.
Speaker: I'll chloroform the shit out of Batman. Let me finish this real quick. However, there are some requests beyond their control, such as arranging afternoon tea with pandas, get in a shooting and start to appear at 10 PM.
Speaker: getting a part on Emmerdale, I'm assuming that's a show over there, and getting seagulls to sing instead of Squawk. That guy was drunk. Can you get these burgers to sing? I saw the movie once. Sir, that was a cartoon. I don't think so. And that is all I have in news tonight. I got a quickie movie for you. I believe it's on Netflix.
Speaker: It's called Movie 43. Have you seen this shit? Isn't that like a spoof type movie? Yes and no. It's almost like a sketch comedy show, but it's basically
Speaker: Two friends trick one of the friend's younger brother into searching a illegal movie called Movie 43 that they make up at the time. And he starts searching and he finds these video clips online. And the first one you see is Hugh Jackman and Kate Winslet.
Speaker: meet for a blind date. Obviously they're playing characters. And Hugh Jackman takes off his wrist and he's got balls hanging from his chin. What up, man? Yeah, I see that. At one point, he gets hit. He gets hit in balls with his fucking plate at the restaurant. And he's like, whoa! But the funniest is Chris Pratt.
Speaker: Chris Pratt and Nigel, Chris Pratt and a Ferris are on a picnic and he's contemplating on how to ask her to marry him and they both ask a question at the same time and she says I want you to poop on me and his buddy, Chris Pratt's buddy, convinces him that he needs to eat
Speaker: like Taco Bell and all this stuff, so when he sits, it's like, it's not a little one. You see him in the bathroom, he's drinking fucking X -lax, he's eating a burrito in the fucking toilet. And she gets upset in the evening, he goes running out after him, he gets hit by a car. And he just nipped everywhere. My wife is like, this movie's stupid, this is hilarious.
Speaker: Yeah, I've seen that movie a long ass time ago. It's been forever that I've seen it, but it's been a minute. Yeah, it's Halle Berry and one of the guys from the original offices, and they play a extreme blame and truth or dare on a blind ape. Yeah. Oh my god. But uh... It's so fucking stupid. Oh, nah, well...
Speaker: That kind of YouTube. They hold their own. They both hold their own. They hold their own. The only reason I say it was better would say it was better is because Deadpool's been established, who he is, cables in it, and dominoes. Dominoes. The character domino is fucking awesome. By advertising on YouTube, I catch the eye. Oh, we're advertising on YouTube. My bad.
Speaker: Okay, well there it is. Pablo's hot. Who's the hot chick? No, I mean, she's a good looking girl. I'm not saying, I'm not saying, I'm not saying that. All I'm saying is the character is... Goodnight, guys. Goodnight, bud. The character is amazing. But also Josh Broland's cable is fucking awesome.
Speaker: No, Josh Brolin was fantastic in that movie. Actually, that's one of those characters that now that I don't think anybody else could play Cable. Right. Yeah, he would fucking up. Just much like Wolverine. If somebody else comes in and is like, I'm Wolverine, you know, and just kind of takes over the franchise and be like, this is bullshit. It's like putting somebody else in a matrix instead of Keanu.
Speaker: Yeah, well you can do that. Especially after the second Matrix movie. Oh my god. I saw the trailer for the fourth one today and I'm not convinced. I'll watch it cause it's good. Yeah, it looks bad. It looks good. But, I feel like
Speaker: I am kind of curious to see who they get to replace Hugh Jackman as Wolverine as they, because Hugh Jackman was fantastic as Wolverine, but I think that character
Speaker: you can you can throw somebody else into there and not say he'll be as good or better or anything like that or not better but I think he would just be my friends could not play Wolverine I'm sorry it could knock out because Wolverine is doesn't have the smart ass he's too serious yeah Wolverine's too much of a serious character so I was trying to think of somebody as much as I love Ryan I don't think he could do it yeah I was trying to think of somebody that could do it but maybe in a spoof
Speaker: Yeah. Gerard Butler could be an interesting Wolverine. That's who played Leonidas. And no, that wasn't Gerard Butler, was it? No, that's not Gerard Butler. Yeah, the guy who played Leonidas younger could have done it. I'm trying to think of younger people right now. That's why Hugh Jackman said that he was done playing Wolverine. Well, yeah, they basically have to start. So they got to go younger.
Speaker: The guy that is in it, if you haven't seen, if you haven't seen, did you ever watch that movie Blue Mountain State? Yeah, yeah. You know the dude who played like the linebacker, the big linebacker, he was in, he played Aquaman in Smallville. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And now he plays Aquaman. The movie was called The Rise of Tad.
Speaker: Well, he But now he plays dove on DC Titans are not dove hot He would be a cool Wolverine, but he's too big to be Wolverine He's in the new Jack Reacher movie. Oh Really? Dude, I have not watched the Jack Reacher. I watched one with when they first started I watched one with with Tom when it first started with Tom Cruise and
Speaker: Yeah. And then they've done one with like Jeremy Renner or something like that, I think. But that guy is it. You're talking about born. That's born. Well, Tom Cruise was Reacher, right? Yeah. Tom Cruise. Wasn't there somebody else who played Reacher? No, they did. They did two Jack Reacher's. Tom Cruise played Jack Reacher. Well, they did a new Reacher. They did a new Reacher. Oh, did they? On Amazon Prime and the guy who played Thad or Tad or whatever.
Speaker: Plays Reacher in this movie and it looks badass. This dude looks like he killed it. No, it's I think it's a movie Okay, it just it just came out. I'll check that out because I love Jack Reacher I will shit on Tom Cruise as a person, but as an actor, he's pretty good I don't think Tom Cruise as a person is that bad I think he's a little bit crazy, but I think as a person I think he's got the Michael Jackson thing Michael Jackson slash Prince thing
Speaker: He's been famous so long that he just thinks he can do whatever the fuck he wants. He's a great actor. I love his movies. I can't get into Mission Impossible movies. I've only watched the first two or three. I've only seen the first one.
Speaker: You know there's 45 of them now, and it's basically the same thing. It's just a new mission. It's the same thing. It's like watching a rock movie. It's like you're watching Jumanji, right? No, this is the new rock movie. No, this is Jungle Cruise. Are you sure? But let's take a real quick break, and then we'll come back. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. No, I was going to say, actually, I'm going to fry chicken.
Speaker: Turns out to be considering they do it. Yeah. Let's take a real quick break. I got some sunshine and bullets for you guys. Again, make sure you go check them out. So go check out Rocky EDM combat with that, that new single is awesome. I think we're going to throw it in.
Speaker: We're going to kind of throw it into the rotation more so than often. Hopefully pushing to do more. Do more. Do more. Or do more. Because I can't play his remixes because I'll get muted on Facebook.
Speaker: We're going to take a real quick break, enjoy a little, uh, sunshine and bullets. We'll be right back. And when we come back, I got the top 10 slash 25. Cause it's another short one. Like it's, it's another one that we can just, they don't have explanations. That's the only problem. Yeah. It's, it's another one. Yeah. Well, much like, much like last week with the useless facts, this is another one. Some of them when they say like, I like, it's a real top 10.
Speaker: There's explanations or whatnot with it like it'll be like top 10 funniest comedians or whatever There's explanations with it. But this one is another one that just do you just hit it and go? There's no explanation needed. You just hit it and go. I think we're gonna have a good I think this will be a good one considering a conversation that we had a couple episodes back about us dying
Speaker: I've seen this and I was like, yeah, I gotta do it. And then I was reading through, I was reading through and I was laughing my ass off. But yeah, we're gonna take a real quick break. I got some sunshine and bullets fired up for you guys. Enjoy. Check them out on YouTube. What's that? I don't know. A little song length, like four minutes. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know when to turn my camera back on. I can't time it. Are you on a schedule? No, I can't time it on this. Are you on a schedule? I'm trying to get us to open up the screen at the same time. If you're a prick, if you're a prick, you would pronounce it schedule. Yeah. Are you ready to run this scenario?
Speaker: Watch out for the, watch out for the depress on the floor. But anyways, we're gonna take a real quick break guys. We'll be right back after a little sunshine and bullets. If I can get this to work. I don't know how to work my own shit. I turned my camera off.
Speaker: You were complacent now, you can't stand to think And it's already based on it without you So find your desperation, but it's time to go Because it's a long, long way from home There's no reason to belong
Speaker: you
Speaker: The way that you can say that there's a way you can't escape. And it's already started without you. So find your devastation, because it's time to go. Because it's a long, long way from home. There's no reason to belong.
Speaker: Where do we go from here? Will we ever find a reason to escape from all the madness? Where do we go from here? Does it even really matter
Speaker: There's no reason to be lonely How we end up here at all And I think it's time to Think it's time to Think it's time to
Speaker: Introducing video podcasts on Spotify. Hey, we are back. Welcome back to the show, everybody. Hopefully you're enjoying it so far.
Speaker: Yeah. That was a good song. Welcome back, Jeff. I'm glad you could join us. Dude, I love, shout out to Rich and Amanda, Sunshine and Bullets. I love those two. Two of the nicest people, probably two of the nicest people I met when I was down in Tampa. And they were treating me like a fucking rockstar, man, when I went to their show. I cannot wait until they get back in the studio. And congratulations to them. I know they're doing the babies thing, the family thing.
Speaker: They got a little one and now they got another little one on the way. I'm still here. I just have to move and not want everybody to see my closet. That was the Sunshine of Bullets Go, which is the name of the club. It's not on YouTube, Spotify, all that jazz.
Speaker: And you can tell them that I sent you, or nonsensical nonsense, or Glick sent you, and they'll actually know who we are. Oh, there's a first. There's a first. I have pictures with them. They know me. Nice. I have one other, I believe I have one other t -shirts in my closet, as I said last week. Nice. But had I have
Speaker: I think I have all their CDs, actually, to be honest with you. How many CDs do they have? Just out of curiosity. I think they got three or four albums. Let me double check. Nice. That's kind of impressive. It blows my mind that they're not bigger than what they are, but they're fucking amazing. Five albums. Are they two or at all?
Speaker: Just out of curiosity? Well, they're local to Tampa. I don't know what their tour schedule or anything is like or anything like that. But they're local. They're a local rock band in Tampa and Rich and Amanda are married. So. But they're they're fucking awesome. I love those guys. I love those two. Rich is they're both super talented and Amanda can sing her ass off. Yeah, she can. What I heard anyway. Yeah.
Speaker: And they're so good live. Oh man, I did not know what to expect when I went to their show, but they were so good live, man. It was awesome. And they put on a show. But anyways, as I said, welcome back to the show guys. Hopefully you're enjoying it so far. I'm Glick. You can hear Jeff's voice, which is good for the audio version, but if you're watching us live, you can't see Jeff.
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, I'm getting everything set up for tomorrow. I got to take pictures of Kevin's homework to send it in and all that fun stuff. So I'm kind of multitasking. Gotcha. Well, yeah, you should probably do that kind of stuff before we do the show. But I mean, I see. I usually do it right after. But it's getting late. But people want to go to bed. Go to bed, you little sons of bitches.
Speaker: Oh no, I'm talking about me. Yeah, you're a fucking vagina. It's Saturday night. But anyways, if you guys aren't already, check us out on social media, at Nonsense With Nonsense, on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, the old ticky -tocky. You can also join us live every Wednesday and Saturday night on
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Speaker: Yeah, you can email nonsensical nonsense at gmail nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. I literally messed that up because I'm multitasking. Jesus Christ. Hey, you were having a hard time with the with the email there. Yeah, I literally I'm looking for something.
Speaker: Mark said enjoying it is one of the putting it Well, you know what the safe word is Marcus There is no safe word It doesn't matter what your safe word is Well, so somebody's vagina is bleeding and he's already sleepy and
Speaker: Which is code for my wife has told me during the last break that we have to end the show. That's not lying. Put her in her fucking place to tell her this is a... Some people around here treats this like a job. It actually tries to make it successful. Other people just turn on their camera part time. You think.
Speaker: You think you could show up twice a week for three hours? You think? But, uh, anyways, anywho... Yeah, that's what you get for thinking. I don't have a chip on my shoulder. I'll just put it out there. I'll just put it out there. I'll just speak the truth, man. Call me Jesus. Oh, God. I think I almost accidentally called you.
Speaker: Don't worry, I'm going to call you and yell at you off air, Jeff. A little while we're on. So normal day? Yeah, pretty much. Is that it? So I do have a top 10, 20, 10 -ish, 25 for you tonight. Right? You said it was a quick top. You can't do the top 10 without this.
Speaker: It's my Top 10, because it's my show, and I do everything, and I have a microphone. So here's my fucking Top 10, you stupid freaks. Did you hear that? Did you hear that? In that opener? In that hole? That little... That segment? It is my show, and I do everything!
Speaker: You're a beaten down wife you've been in an abusive relationship for so long you show up with a black eye and
Speaker: I walked into a cabinet. What? I didn't get his beer fest enough. He says he loves me then he'll change. Right? That's always the excuse.
Speaker: But he loves me. He's such a hard worker. He provides for our family. Well, the top 10 to the top 10 slash 25 for tonight is the top 10 worst comments to make at a funeral.
Speaker: Nice. And I see this and it took me... Help me light this small and tough cocktail, somebody. I gotta burn them. Somebody got a lighter. We never did three times a week, thankfully, Mark. I don't think we're good. I can barely get him here two times a week, but a little three. Exactly.
Speaker: Coming in at number 25. Can we go now? Nice. Number 24. Who still owes you $10? Number 24. That's fucked up. Time to watch some porn. Chris, what are you doing at my funeral?
Speaker: He told me at his funeral he wanted to watch porn and for me to set him on fire I'm fulfilling his last wishes Everybody gather around we'll have a master material circle in honor of Jeff Number number 23 ha that's what you get bitch. I hate you
Speaker: I'm going to shout that at your wedding. That's what you get, bitch, or at your funeral. Not the hated you part, but just the first part of that. Right? Number 22. Where's the food? I thought this funeral was catered. Oh, that's fucked up. I have to admit, that would probably be me. I'm hungry. Where's the food?
Speaker: Number uh, number 21. If you can, if you want, I can predict, I can predict who's next or just step right up and I'll speed it up. Ooh, that sounds like somebody's been drinking before. That would be a true statement. That would be a true statement Mark. What'd he say? Mark said I'd walk into yours, look at everyone and say he didn't even like any of you.
Speaker: go to the random person. What the fuck are you doing? That would be 100 % accurate, too, Mark. You could do the whole thing from, what was that movie where the dude quit his job and he was like, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool. It's half baked. What is half baked? Half baked. Well, that's what Mark could do at one period ago. He could walk in and be like, click whatever you tell him to give this last message to every one of you. And number 20, nobody liked him.
Speaker: Number 19, think about it this way. That's one less funeral for you to have to worry about. You've been served. Mark said you've been served. Number 18, which is what I'm gonna, which is what I think I'm gonna say at your funeral as I throw the Molotov at you. I put the fun in funeral.
Speaker: showing up drunk as hell throwing Molotov cocktails. Number 17. Because you know, I'm all about that bass. I don't know why somebody would say that, but whatever. Number 16. How much longer is this funeral? It's just. Oh, man. Number 15. Please don't stop the music.
Speaker: Number 14, can we speed this up? I've got a jazzercise of three. Number 13, Alu Akbar. Seriously, that's quite racist. This is the comment underneath of it. Seriously, that's quite racist and we Muslims feel ashamed that terrorists call themselves Muslims. Alu Akbar simply means God is the greatest.
Speaker: Yes, we know. Calm down. Number 12. Jeff just leaves in the middle of the show. Number 12. I'm actually here. I didn't realize my mic was muted. So I'm sitting here commenting on these, wondering why you're not answering me. Number 12. He kind of deserved it. Really? Ooh. Yeah. Again, another quote heard from Jess Free Rule out of my drunk ass mouth.
Speaker: He deserved it. He kind of deserved it. You mentioned that oligarch part, what it meant. And I said, now you know. And knowing is half the bet. Right. Commercial? Yeah. That was on NBC. That was like the Saturday morning PSA or whatever. Saturday morning cartoon. They did the, and now you know. And knowing is half the battle. Mark said, it was also GI Joe. The more you know.
Speaker: Joke bark said I didn't I didn't I didn't think he died only hit him once Number 11 Yeah, you're all sad and uptight now, but within a week you won't notice a thing. Oh
Speaker: I want that spoon in my finger, I'm sorry. Consider it done. I'm fiercely making that fucking request right now. I'm already putting money back for my bail for when you die. Because I know I'm getting arrested. I'm going to blame you. Suspect one. Lead suspect, so to speak.
Speaker: yeah all right let's go into the top here we are finally at the top 10 the top 10 worst comments to make at a funeral number 10 is i didn't think it would take him that long to die that's the number one comment this is really mean who would say this shut up snowflake it's a fucking joke
Speaker: Oh, I thought that was the comment. That was the... Oh, no, I thought that was the number nine. That was the number one comment for the number 10. So can I have his car now, says Mark? Number nine. At least they went out with a bang. Number one comment.
Speaker: Yeah, the number one comment on number nine, really inappropriate if that person died in an explosion. Hence the point. Oh, the more reason to say it. Number eight, should I perform an exorcism? Check your comments before you get yelled at. Hi, pretty girl. There you go. Goddamn, at 1030? Holy shit.
Speaker: Damn, well they were, dude, they've been so stupid fucking busy right now. It's a holiday season, so they've been stupid busy. But number 10, or number eight, should I perform an exorcism? The number one combat underneath that was, God have mercy for that comment. Number seven.
Speaker: Now he's dead. I guess I can chat up his wife sometime. Oh, that's fucked up. Yeah. The number one comment. If his wife's there, prepare to watch her rapidly charge at you with a long sword and have your intestines swiftly readjusted. Tell me you play D and D without telling me you play D and D.
Speaker: uh number six do you think he'll turn into a zombie and jump out of the casket which we've already stated
Speaker: which I want to build one of those, I want to build something that'll catapult me up upright in the middle of the funeral. But not as a waist, at the heels. I want to have all kinds of sprays. So when it catapults me up, I'm just like, oh, I hear my arms go out, my head. Like a thriller. Who the fuck is making the thriller video in there?
Speaker: As you run from the back, ZOMBIE! I've run to George with a fucking sword. ZOMBIE! Why does he have a sword at a funeral? I was in the truck. Fuck off, Jeff. Damn. That escalated quickly. Right? Oh my gosh. Hey, Jeff. Fuck off, Jeff. It's a normal day, apparently. You alright?
Speaker: I got fried some chicken real quick. I'm going into the top five. Once I get done frying some chicken. Yeah. I think I'm slouching over. I've got a triple chin here. Well, if you wouldn't have shaved your beard to protect yourself from COVID.
Speaker: Hey, you know what? You're protected, and that's all that matters. There's no winning the lower lap, lower than the laptop being lower than here. Oh, hey, baby, I got a question for you when I get down with this top ten. Start counting.
Speaker: No, number, number five. No, number five. That was first comment. Yeah, that was for your be getting in trouble comment. Number five, you look so peaceful. You'd never known he was burning in hell right now. Again, being saved for your funeral. Number four, who died? Oh.
Speaker: That is quite a small coffin that is quite a small coffin for quite a fat tub Got such a small coffin
Speaker: Number again, there's a Jeffrey comment right here number two. Hey who's hungry? Number one So weird it fucked up I was there when he died in my hands boy, that was a wild ride I
Speaker: And that is your top 10 worst comments to make it a funeral like I said this this this top tens That I found this website is so good, man. There's so many There's so many top ten lists on there are gonna have fun for days on it so
Speaker: Stop. Who died? So I've got a question for you. How many holes does your body have in it? Because Jeff and Joanne seem to think that the female body has 10 to 11 holes. Don't give her the fucking answer. I've done the math and calculated it and showed them more times than I can than I can personally. And we come up with
Speaker: the fact that they're wrong and I'm right. Tanya, how many holes in the female body? How many holes are in your body, woman? Hold on, she's calculating. Because the bathroom accounts. It comes with the bathroom accounts, Chris. Hold on, let me take that paint off.
Speaker: No. Yes. Ten. She just counted them. She didn't count them. There's not ten. It's ten! No, it's not! Explain your ten. Explain your ten, Tonya. Yeah. Asshole. If you're counting your eyes. Vagina. Ass vagina. Urethra. Urethra. Nostrils. That's two. Mouth. Ears.
Speaker: and eyes. Yeah, only if you're counting your eyes, but I don't think the eyes count as holes. The tear ducts count as fucking holes. Tear ducts are holes. The tear ducts are inside. There's eight. No, they're not. They're on the edge of your eyes. There's, what did I say earlier? There's eight. You got three in the bottom, your two ear holes, your two nose holes,
Speaker: And we agree there's originally eight but there's eight there's eight there's eight except for when you're the difference we we are coming up as the is the tear ducts yeah we said nine if you counted the belly button and that's eight unless you're wrong it's eight to be correct and if you're wrong then you're reaching you need to go back to medical school
Speaker: then you're reaching. You're reaching because you're wrong and you're trying to prove a point. They are not saying... They are right. Where are the fucking tear ducts located? Thank you very much. Thank you, Summer. I've never done this, but... Where are your tear ducts located?
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Speaker: The question that was asked was how many holes you don't get to read magically pull shit out of your ass just to make yourself be right. It is a hole, but it's not a, it's not an X. See that's, that's the problem with the question that was asked because there's too many options because you can include your tear ducts. You can include your eyes. You can include the belly buttons.
Speaker: No, because it's a hole. It's a hole right there on the side of your fucking head. There's a goddamn hole on the side of your head. Inside your ear. It's on the side of your fucking head. The tear ducts are located behind your eyelid, underneath your eye gland, back behind your fucking eyes. You realize you're the only one saying eight.
Speaker: because I'm the only one that's right in you all. Summer said eight, but because she decided to jump on Team, we're fucking wrong and we have to reach for the stars to try to prove ourselves right, she's changed her mind. It's not inside my ear. I'm not dying on any hill. Well, they're technically your nose holes don't count either because they're inside your nose and your mouth hole doesn't count either because it's behind your lips.
Speaker: None of your holes count. You have zero holes. You have zero. Your eye holes count. You have zero. All the holes are technically covered. You have zero. No, you have zero. You have zero. My mouth holds behind my lips. My nose hole is above my nose flaps. You have zero. You have one, a belly button. That's the only hole you have. As I stated.
Speaker: The fact that you guys have to reach so hard you guys are like Joe Biden supporters right now Yes
Speaker: That's true! That's the one! Oh yeah, nipples! That's the one! No, nipples! Because female nipples produce milk, so they're technically holes. That's the one that was mentioned on YouTube. Can you milk me, Fokker? Chris, can you milk me, Fokker? I will, okay. I will, I will, okay. I will concede and say ten, and I will concede. No.
Speaker: See, they are not. I will concede and give you 10 if you include nipples. I will give you 10 if you include nipples. That was the one that I couldn't remember that was mentioned on TikTok. Yes. I will concede and give you 10 for nipples. But all the other bullshit, I still stand behind that. 110 % stand behind that. But I'll give you nipples and that'll be 10.
Speaker: I got something that is going to get shot around your back, Mark. I'm not. No, I'm not wrong. Exactly. I do. I do hate to be wrong. I do hate to be wrong and I'm not wrong in this situation and I conceded and I gave you your 10 by including nipples because I 100 % I 100 % agree.
Speaker: On a female body. I 100 % agree, nipples on a female body can be considered holes. If you, again, it's kind of a reach, but I'll give it to you. I'm not giving you the other bullshit. I'm not actually going to give you the belly button either at this point. No, I don't accept the belly button. And I'm not giving you eyes or tear ducts either, but I'll give you nipples. So there's 10. I'm just saying.
Speaker: I'm just saying. Technically, I'm right. And you hate it. I don't hate it. I literally, just as a man. I'm the rebel in this forever. I conceded. And I said, if you count nipples, yes. 100%. You are conceding, or you conceded? I am both. Yes, yes. And yes, thank you.
Speaker: No. I do not even think of nipples. I never thought of them. Thank you, baby. I didn't either. That's the one I was... Because that's what it was... My argument is still valid. Just so you know. My argument is still valid. No, no. I understand what you're saying. It is... The eyes is a technicality. But Tanya is saying... What Tanya is saying, if you were to pop out your eyeballs, you would have holes. Yeah. I mean, look at one -eyed fucking Willy from Goonies. Dude, that is true over.
Speaker: And if I grew fucking wings out of my back and I grow a horn out of my head, I would be a fucking unicorn. And I'd put you in a camel contest. I would lose because I'd be a unicorn, not a camel. Exactly. 80 million would be shit to me because I have a unicorn. If I shot you,
Speaker: 16 times with with a gun you would technically have 16 holes in your body Plus the yeah Bird shot a bird shot would be a hole Or like the asshole farmer behind us who shot us once upon a time with salt rock Right off the old backside that didn't feel good Not only do you get shot, but then you got that salt in the wound
Speaker: Either way, you know what at the end of the day at the end of the day Thank you summer that I think that the nipples I I give a hundred percent credit to summer because that's the one I could remember from tick tock That was also at the end of the day. We're both right
Speaker: There are ten holes and only one of them came out pregnant. So at the end of the day... Only because the hill that I die on is... The hill I die on is the one that I refuse to wear. I am wrong. There's one hill and Christus Dover leaves it. I am right. The hill is called I Am Right.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but they were talking. I didn't see the TikTok. It was a TikTok video. I think the question was more of a general question as far as. The TikTok video literally said, a woman has 10 holes in her body, but only one of them she can get pregnant in. Some of you are laughing, and some of you are counting. Yeah.
Speaker: was the TikTok. And I literally started counting. I started counting, and that's why I said the extra two were a reach. If you want to go to tear ducts or eyeballs or whatever, it's a reach. It's an absolute stretch. Well, some of us aren't three feet tall and don't have to reach for nipples. Moving your hand away from your body is a reach.
Speaker: Since I don't have boobs, I'm reaching for... I got T -Rex arms, so... I'm a T -Rex.
Speaker: Speaking of T -Rex, did you ever see that TikTok video that they did from Jurassic Park and the T -Rex? They showed it coming up and he was like, yeah! Instead of the T -Rex roar, they put in the... I think that's one of summer's favorite TikTok videos. That shit is funny as hell.
Speaker: If you do find it please send it to me I think I actually made I think I actually did that tick tock video of my t -rex costume Yes, I love it. I wish I could just I wish I could just randomly wear that but I just don't I Just never leave my house I couldn't drive down the road with it
Speaker: I'd like to go to Walmart in it one day, just like walk around Walmart. And people would be like, yep, it's a normal day at Walmart. Must be Tuesday. I'm not so sure. Is it in Walmart? Yeah. I'll fancy it up. I used to go to pictures of people you see at Walmart, and it's like, yeah. People at Walmart. I'll fancy it up, and I'll go to Tarjay and my T -Rex costume. No, there's a TikTok video where the song plays. It's like, don't touch my truck.
Speaker: and this old man gets out wearing fuzzy boots, and I'm talking fuzzy like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber Fuzzy. Oh yeah. Okay. Shorts that are Daisy fucking Dukes, a fuzzy vest with no t -shirt and a cowboy hat.
Speaker: And the funniest part about the whole video, they're playing that song, he's getting out of this shitty Dodge Ram, and he's parked at a Walmart. And I was like, yep, sounds about right.
Speaker: Florida Walmart. I need to have my mom go to Walmart while she's in Florida. Cause they, they have that their summer home in Florida. So guys need to go to fucking Walmart. Just sit there. You were retired. Sit there with a video camera and send it to me. Florida, Florida in general is what you know, you, you know, your mom and dad have been to Walmart. They got to get their pool noodles. Yeah. Ha ha ha.
Speaker: It's Wednesday, you know what that means. It's free for all Friday. It seems a good place to end the show that Jeff was actually right about something. Don't give yourself cheese. As Mark said, where is it? I have to find it.
Speaker: Again, you're reaching. You're reaching. Says, well, who would have guessed it was a hole? It's going to be the end of this podcast. What was the number you called for your dig? 8 -1 -1. Yeah, so we're going to call 8 -1 -1 and ask them.
Speaker: I don't think they're going to help you. I'm like, well, sir, we just tell you if you can dig there or not. Well, again, Summer had another point. She said the body produces sweat. So what does that come out of? Holes? Those are coming out of your pores. You're reaching, and you're reaching, and you're going to reach. That is a reach. Every argument you've had tonight has been a reach. It's not a reach. What are you doing?
Speaker: The only thing that wasn't a reach was summer coming in and bringing up nipples, which surprisingly, neither one of us thought about boobs and the whole equation. But I seriously, when I looked at the TikTok, some dude put like two ears plus two nostrils plus, you know, and the last one he put is plus two nipples. And I said, oh shit. Because that's where I was like, I had eight at that point too.
Speaker: On a female they technically kind of sort of or But Tanya's point is that they the nipples are glands Well the breasts are glands, but where the where the Well, that's the same thing with fucking your tear ducts. Oh
Speaker: Technicalities. They're temporary holes. They're temporary holes. Mark says temporary holes because the point is I was right. The point is I wasn't wrong. I'm 100 % rightness. I'm just giving you the win.
Speaker: I'm giving you a... I'm not giving you... I'm not giving you... Actually, I'm not giving you... I'm not giving you the win. I'm giving you a win. It's a tie. It's basically a tie. It's not a tie. The answer is a letter. The bad man don't want them. It's a tie. I'm conceding because of the nipple comment.
Speaker: And she's, and Summer's 100 % accurate. And I can't say she's, she's wrong where I can argue that I can argue tear ducts all day long. I can argue that till the, till the cows come home and I eat them juicy delicious.
Speaker: of I remember seeing like a medical textbook because my mom used to have medical textbook as a nurse and as a young kid scrolling through looking for boobs I remember seeing a close -up drawing of the eye and tear ducts basically look like a little tube in said picture said drawing oh you mean in this picture yeah
Speaker: Yeah. Where the tear ducts. Yeah, where the tear. Actually, the tear duct itself is inside your goddamn skull. But it has to come out of somewhere, which is your eye holes. The tear duct itself is down here. The tear duct itself is down here.
Speaker: I'm looking at it. Then you have the... On this episode of Chris, he's never wrong. Then you have this part that's like right here in your eye and it's called the, uh, uh, lacrimal sac. And then above that, just above your eyelid, you have the, uh, canaliculi. And then below it is you have the, uh, punctul. All behind and underneath the flesh.
Speaker: The tear duct actually goes down your nose. It goes down your sinus. Does it really? Yeah. You're fucking wrong. You're fucking wrong. On this episode of Chris is always fucking right and Jeff's fucking wrong, Chris wins again. I win. I win. I win. I win. I win. Tune in next week for all your whole exclusives here.
Speaker: Tune in next week on Nonsensical Nonsense, where we dive into all your holes. And are they a hole? Holes and men. Are they a hole or are they not a hole? What can we put in it?
Speaker: What can fit in this hole? Mark's going to be our practice coach. Jeff, I have a special gift. Mark, all the way from England, with his favorite team. Why is he naked? Oh, we're going to play a game. No, he's not naked. He'll have his favorite team, leads. He'll have a jersey on from leads. Let's play a game. Will it fit? Mark?
Speaker: On this episode of nonsensical nonsense where Jeff was wrong and I was right again As long as you're sure homework
Speaker: You're going to push back into Chris so it goes in. Well, as they say, we beat this camel to death. We've kicked this. We will. We will. We're both getting a tally mark on the win column tonight. Jeff gets his first win. I get my 975 ,000 win at this point. At this point.
Speaker: At this point people are like, come on Glick, act like you've been there before. I'm too lazy to Google shit like you. Cuz I know I'm right. With the addition of nipples into the conversation, if it'll make you guys feel better, if it'll make everybody listening feel better, I will concede the win and I will give the victory to Jeff.
Speaker: He is right, even though he had no idea what he was talking about. And he needed Summer to come in here, of all people, and have his back and prove him right. You didn't even win, technically. Technically, Summer won. She proved me wrong. Your torch is underneath that chair. But we'll go ahead and wrap the show up here. Jeff needs to go to bed, and I need to go aggravate Tony.
Speaker: Are you smoking the marriage, Alana? No. She is. She's looking for a lighter. No, I have to fill my lighter. But we're going to wrap the old show, Roosky Up. Appreciate you guys listening. Appreciate you guys hanging out. Mark, what's going on, Kiwi? You came in at the end of the show. How you doing?
Speaker: Make sure you give us a follow and you can join us Wednesday night for the next show. Thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for listening, being in the chatter's box. We were a lively bunch tonight. Don't you say it. Don't I say what? I'm gonna ask Kiwi to answer. Hello. Kiwi, I got a question for you. How many holes are in the female body?
Speaker: Wednesday, Wednesday when I open the show. Welcome to Nautical Nonsense. How many holes are in the human or in the female body? It's been the entire four days Googling. Are nipples actually, do nipples, on that note folks, Google, are nipples considered holes? Do nipples have holes?
Speaker: Just answer 10 and call it a day. Don't answer 10.
Speaker: Anyways, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Those of you in the chatters box, you guys were awesome. As always, if you're not already, make sure you guys give us a follow on social media, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and Twitter. All that nonsensical nonsense. Also, feel free to love you, Mark, because I'm abused tonight. I'm sorry, Mark. Also, if you want to catch us live, feel free to check us out on Haps, YouTube, Twitch,
Speaker: Facebook and Twitter again, all at nonsensical nonsense. You can join us live and hang out in the chatters box every Wednesday night at 6 PM and Saturday night at 8 PM. And they didn't get every single episode of this podcast.
Speaker: Justifies being called a podcast. It's more of a dumpster fire, but it is what it is. You can find it on Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcast, pretty much anywhere and everywhere you get your old podcast and jollies at. And guess what? Again, at nonsensical nonsense, simply just Google nonsensical nonsense and you will be all your holes, whether you have eight or 10 of them, they will all be filled with nonsensical nonsense. Two can play that game asshole.
Speaker: That marks a 10. Everybody just drop a ton of 10s. And if you want to email us for whatever reason, if you want to tell Jeffy's wrong and that there's not 10 and there's only eight, you can do so by emailing us at nonsensicalnonsensepodcastatgmail .com. That is now going to be changed to NonsensicalNonsense10podcastatgmail .com.
Speaker: change to nonsensical nonsense. Jeff now has 16 holes. 10 holes at gmail .com. How many holes does nonsensical nonsense have?
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Speaker: The tree
Speaker: The waves have laid above the head As I began to believe, she said Oh, mother in the sky Take this act with light I want to live forever And oh, spirit in the earth Give me a new blood, maybe a day
Speaker: There was a smile on her face as she watched my soul leave. It's a dance to back her head as blood ran down.
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Nope. Sir, listen to me. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the rolly yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like something sharp. Something like I can stab defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker. All right. Well,
Speaker: Let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back. And that'll be $13 .62. And I'm going to have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
Speaker: How much was that bug spray? Jesus. Yeah. How much was that lighter? OK. Lighter, I would say, at most a buck. I'm sorry. Typically, yeah, but fucking almost 14 bucks. Oh, God. Oh, man. Oh, man.
Speaker: Kill me, I'm your brother Make me the one I love you Oh shit, Chuck Oh shit, Chuck
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: Deuces. The thing that cracks me up is in that video, that quickie mark scene, you're like, oh, there she is. And every time I'm like, why does Matt gotta do cat like that? Right? We are not the same.
Speaker: All right, guys. We'll see you all Wednesday night. We out of here. Hit them with it, Jeffrey. Love you, brother. Deuces. Love you, sir. Later, bitches.
