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Speaker: What's going on everybody? Happy Monday. Welcome to Nonsense with Nonsense. There we go. Let that official start get
Speaker: What's going on, everybody? Hopefully you guys enjoyed your weekend. Welcome to the show. I'm Glick. You know that already. Jeff's not here today. He's typically not here on Mondays. Hey, we got no Tony D. So you guys are stuck with me. Hopefully you're okay with it at the end of the day. But if you're not already,
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Speaker: As I said, hopefully y 'all had a good weekend. Maybe you got to relax a little bit. Maybe it was warm in your part of the world. Maybe, uh, it was pouring down rain, but, uh, myself, not a bad weekend. If I do say so myself, we got a little rambunctious Friday night around the house and tied one off, uh, girlfriend and I, and had fun.
Speaker: Saturday her and my oldest when they were gone literally all day and night But of course I had to But uh, this show was kind of a just a chill Lazy ass Sunday. I got to use my smoker for the first time Smoked a couple beef tenderloins
Speaker: It turned out pretty damn good if I don't say so myself. Not bad for my first time. Now, I made a couple little mistakes, but that's all right. It's all kind of part of the learning process, I guess you could say.
Speaker: But the next time around, it'll, it'll be better. Cause I'll have a better idea of what I'm doing now. I didn't go into it blindly. It's not like I was just like, Oh man. And I know how to smoke meat. I actually tried to educate myself and Google shit and watch videos and, and, and, and stuff like that. So, um, but it went, you know, like I said, it was pretty good. I didn't know a lot. I had some, just a little bit ago when I got home from work, they had a little leftover.
Speaker: So hand me a few more pieces. I'll say that I thoroughly impressed myself. I was going into it expecting the absolute worst scenario possible and that's basically setting myself on fire and turning the beef tenderloins into charcoal.
Speaker: which none of those things happened. They were quite juicy and delicious. But I bought a whole bunch of, I bought a whole bunch of rubs and stuff just recently. So I had two of them. And since I had two of them, I was like, I'm gonna try a couple of these rubs out at a Carolina, South Carolina style barbecue, which is a mustard base.
Speaker: And then Kansas City Barbecue and I was like, one on one and one on the other one. So, Dre Magnifique. I think that's how they say that. I don't know. I'm not very good with foreign languages. What are you going to do? Judge me. Let's just send this out real quick.
Speaker: There we go. A little bit of that. There we go. All right. Now, back to what I was talking about. And then, of course, today, Mondays. Wasn't a bad Monday. It's finally warmed up here, but the weather just doesn't really want to make up its mind if it's going to be sunny and warm or warm and rainy. But no, not a bad day. Not a bad day today, so.
Speaker: And of course, all the way up until this fucking camera kicks on, I'm running around like a madman. Because why? That's what I do. There is no break for me. But, ah, anyhow, I got stories I want to talk about. Some news and some intro, I don't know, not necessarily interesting, but like what the fuck type things.
Speaker: But, uh, yeah, again, like I said, hopefully you guys had a good weekend. Um, you know, could be worse. It could be, uh, waking up in a year, your small community, maybe a few thousand people and discovering 500 pounds of pasta by the river or in the woods.
Speaker: This happened out in New Jersey. Small town of in New Jersey. They were shocked to find 500 pounds of pasta dumped in the nearby woods. So I guess this was your pasta noodles, your lasagna noodles, rigatoni, whatever the hell you want to call them, penne.
Speaker: Angel hair fettuccine all that just just just random ass fucking pasta just dumped in the woods And the pictures in the video it looks I mean, it's it's in a line. It's crazy to see it um And I don't want to read this article because there's a lot of cheesy ass fucking corny one -liners like peening for your thoughts
Speaker: But the discovery was made by a local residence taking a stroll near their home in the Old Bridge Township of New Jersey. After spotting the bizarre amount of pasta, they decided to alert Nina
Speaker: Choknowitz, who I guess she ran or she was a part of city council or whatever. But the pictures came out like they shared this news story back in April. And the only reason I bring it up now is because as of the other day,
Speaker: They discovered what had happened. Now granted, obviously there was a lot of concerns because I guess like the starch and the shit that's in pasta could have some kind of effect on the water as if they don't have enough problems in New Jersey. I mean, it is named the garbage state. You know, you've got illegal dumping from construction sites and this, various other, they got enough problems up there with the water. Now they need any more problems.
Speaker: But I guess after posting it on social media and, you know, and it went, I mean, it went viral worldwide, this news story. What's going on, Stevie Wonder? Come to find out a gentleman stepped forward and said, oh shit, I did that. That's my fault. My bad, y 'all. I didn't mean to. I was just trying to get rid of this shit. Apparently, his parents recently deceased and he was cleaning out their house.
Speaker: And there was all this fucking pasta, 500 pounds of pasta was, why does somebody have that much pasta? Why do you have that much pasta? What do you, what are you preparing for? Now I don't know dried pasta. I don't think it has an expiration date. Lord, I don't know. I ain't the smartest man in the world. Trust me. But 500 pounds of pasta. So he just throws it out in the woods, not thinking anything of it.
Speaker: Well, I guess it rained quite a bit and we all know what happens when noodles get wet. Obviously the whole premise of cooking spaghetti or whatever, you got a bowl of water and let it get in there and it softens up and thickens up or whatever. Um, but I should have, uh, I don't know if you guys can see this or not. I'm going to drop my, this is all going to be beneficial for those. Well, well, well, I don't know.
Speaker: I don't know if you guys can see that very well, but that's like what it would look like. And now mind you, it was just in a long ass row down the woods, down, down, down the tree line. So see if I can get a better picture of, uh, of that. Oh, come on now. Really? Of course. Now it doesn't want to cooperate with me. Oh, here we go.
Speaker: So you can kind of see that's all pasta. He got the little river right there, a little crit bed or whatever that is, right, right along there. So apparently this, this gentleman cleared out his deceased parents' house. They have 500 pounds of fucking pasta. He just throws it out in the woods down the tree line, rains on it, and then it mounds up and leaves the community going, where the fuck is going?
Speaker: I don't believe the guy is in any trouble. I don't, you know, I don't think he really thought about it. Didn't really know that there was actually environmental dangers, uh, to doing that. But I guess to each their own, but, uh, only in New Jersey, ladies and gentlemen, only in New Jersey. I'm talking about my wet noodle.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know if as I was saying earlier, I don't know if Tony will be here tonight or not. He said something about a meeting. Which he does typically have. The first or second Monday of every excuse me of every month so.
Speaker: We'll see, but I forget what the hell. I think I can manage to run the show by myself. I think I can, I think I can handle it. Maybe we'll see. Got a few things I want to talk about that pasta being one of them. Cause that's just, just blew my mind. Like not only the whole concept of there being 500 pounds of pasta,
Speaker: But I would have never thought in a million years that if you just threw it out in the woods, that it would actually plump up and look like leftover spaghetti, which is essentially what it looks like. Why weren't the animals eating it? Second Monday, shut up and go to your meeting. If you're in your meeting, you can't be in the chatter's box. Nobody asks you.
Speaker: when my noodle gets what? Gets bigger, apparently. Oh, Tony's not here. I can't ask him. There's something about a F -18 fighter jet breaking the sound barrier. But check this out. It starts at seven, Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Well, that's about the time you show up for the show, this show that starts at seven. So maybe you can make it there. I'm like, get this, there's a new movie coming out. It's not a movie. I'm sorry. It's not a movie. It's a documentary called the curious case of Natalia Grace. What's going on, Amanda? Have you guys, it swells up sometimes.
Speaker: This is crazy to me because Nicki and I were watching a television show called Slasher. It's like the Canadian version of American Horror Story. If you guys are familiar with American Horror Story, it's basically the Canadian version of American Horror Story. And in this season,
Speaker: It deals with the whole season isn't wrapped around this. But one of the side stories is a couple who adopt a girl from Russia or whatever. Come to find out, this little girl is actually not a 12 -year -old little girl. She's actually like a 20 -year -old girl suffers from dwarfism. Well, this is a real thing, apparently. This really happened to a couple.
Speaker: And there's this new documentary coming out, and I kind of want to watch it was again I find myself in wormholes. All the time on YouTube and lately I've been going down these wormholes of.
Speaker: abandoned cities and towns and haunted towns or whatever and ghost legends and evil books and strange events in history, whatever type deal. But the curious case of Natalia Grace, it's supposed to hit at the end of this month, it's a family out of Indiana.
Speaker: basically adopted this little girl and they thought that she was a six -year -old girl. Turns out she was a 22 -year -old Ukrainian psycho -fucking bat. Whoa. Pookums and spunkies, huh? Interesting. Mental note, remember that. But they thought they adopted this girl from the Ukraine.
Speaker: But like I said, she turned out to be a fucking psychopath She tried to murder the family threatened to kill the kid the other kids in the family and even tried to fucking Poison the wife Tony will always be pookums to everybody just so you know
Speaker: This happened back in 2010. Let me turn my screen back up so I can actually fucking read. It's a three -part series that follows Michael and his wife, Christine, who first adopted Natalia Grace back in 2010 under the impression that they were welcoming a six -year -old child into their home. However, suspicions started to raise after the couple claimed Natalia grew violent and threatened the family's lives.
Speaker: The parents said that Natalia threatened to stab their children while they were living in Indiana. And she even tried to poison and kill the wife. One night I opened my eyes and Natalia was standing at the foot of my bed with a knife in her hand. He quotes.
Speaker: Now she is, she is a tiny little, you know, in my head, I'm thinking, I'll just kick this bitch in the mouth. I don't know what the hell you're doing, but I don't know if that's kind of along the lines of Chucky, cause I don't know if any of you guys have seen the Chucky movie, obviously most of us all have. He was a doll, like fucking pun is goofy ass down the hallway or something. Duck tape him up, put him in a box and mail him to Abu Dhabi, pull a Garfield on him. Not that big of a threat, but apparently
Speaker: Uh, story goes on and says, uh, their biological son, Jake, also, uh, corroborate, corroborate little words are hard, corroborated words are very hard tonight. Such claims stating, I definitely didn't feel safe around Natalia. Um, and then they started to suspect that she was a, an adult illegally identifying and claiming to be a six year old child.
Speaker: So I got, I'm always going down. Um, which, I mean, as we've learned in recent history, apparently you can wake up one morning and you can just be whatever you want anymore. You don't really have to really go by walls or science or biology or anything. Well, over the 2023, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker: And they put a six year old girl on the can on bud light cans. Um, I mean, it's a 22 year old girl. That's the size of a six year old child and looks, I mean, she does look like a child in all honesty.
Speaker: think you could, I think almost anybody could, could punter down the hallway or at least get a running start and drop kick the hell out over. Um, Oh, you guys have ever seen the, uh, the first Dr. Strange movie, but there was a part of that movie where the,
Speaker: the grand master dragon wizard, Poupon, whatever that lady's name was with the shave head, like hit Dr. Strange so hard his fucking soul jumped out of his body. I'm saying, I mean, it's a small little person. We could easily just defend ourselves, I would think. But now the parents are able to tell their side of the story. They have
Speaker: claim that they were victims of fraud, obviously. And they wound up they wound up taking off to Canada and left this little Ukrainian psychopath in their apartment that they had in Lafayette. There was like deuces were out. You can have it. We're gone. See you later. But
Speaker: And then on top of it, they were charged with like, there was charges of neglect that got dropped on the on these people for leaving her behind. They just recently, however, have dropped those charges of neglect and everything like that. I mean, I can't imagine what that would be.
Speaker: Exactly. Transgender. I can't imagine what that would be like thinking, you know, especially if you're, now obviously they had their own kids, but if you're like one of these parents who can't have kids and you've tried for years to have kids,
Speaker: And, you know, finally your last resort is I'm going to adopt. And you think you're helping somebody from another country, maybe make their life a little bit better or whatever. And it turns out that you think you're getting a six year old kid and it's really a 23 year old fucking psychopath. That's going to try to murder your entire fucking family. Uh,
Speaker: Yeah. So, uh, Michael, who was recently acquitted of the neglect charges, warned viewers in the action packed trailer that they would be getting the truth about the high profile case, but they might not like the truth. He can also be seen visibly shaken, uh, as he violently slams his fist onto the ground after opening up about the traumatic situation, uh, with their adoptive daughter and actually show him
Speaker: crying and you know, obviously visibly freaking upset. The curious case in Natalia Grace will be available to watch on investigation discovery May 29th. So you know me being a crime junkie, me being a true crime junkie and another wormhole that I like to go down is true crime and I've said it before Nikki and I generally go to bed every night watching some sort of true crime show and I've done it for years.
Speaker: I'm gonna be fully invested into this little three -part series The investigation discovery if it's on if it's if it's on the ID That's part of the discovery Streaming app. I will be fully invested in this in this Just absolute Crazy story That almost seems too
Speaker: too good, not good, but too crazy to actually be real, but it really fucking happened. And in my curiosity has peaked, how many times has this happened? Or how many times has this happened? Maybe not necessarily where they adopted a fucking psychopath, but maybe they adopted somebody from one of these countries that was not the real age they said they were, they were actually an adult. And how does that fuck you up for the rest of your life?
Speaker: If you, if you look like you're six or seven and, and then you're basically adopted off and you're a full grown adult and you have to go through all the number and more than likely you're leaving a shitbag country and you're coming to America or, or, or another country that's better where you were. So you're going to have a better life at the end of the day, but you're essentially got to go through your entire childhood all over again.
Speaker: It would suck for me because I was like that 23 and I had to pretend like I'm fucking six. That's really gonna, that's really gonna jack up my drinking situation. But.
Speaker: No, exactly. And that's what I know there's been stories in the past about that region of the world, Russia, Ukraine, and over in that part of the world with adoption issues and illegal activities and whatnot. So it sounds like it's a fucking mess. But I know they're not the only ones. I mean, there's other countries that are probably guilty of it too.
Speaker: It's just wow to me, man. Yeah. Now I absolutely, I love the ID channel. I love just the discovery app. The streaming site is awesome. You got all your true crime bullshit. You got the paranormal stuff. I mean, it's like, it's, I can get lost for, I can kill an entire freaking Sunday. Nope, no Tony tonight.
Speaker: I fired him. I fired him. I fired Jeff too. Shit. The other a couple of weekends ago, I, I, uh, I got up and, uh, I was just kind of laying in bed being lazy. Nobody was home and, uh, wound up watching up almost three hour long documentary on the Amityville horror.
Speaker: which I've always, I've been fascinated with the Amityville horror for years. And this was a new documentary that I hadn't seen. She just walked away, Tony, otherwise I'd tell her, you'd holler at her. But it was really good. And it basically, the documentary, and I didn't watch it on ID, actually, I think I might've watched it on,
Speaker: on Tubi, which is another fucking one of the nine billion streaming apps that I have in my house. But it was a new one and it was about the newfound resurgence of the popularity of Amityville because of social media and TikTok and, you know,
Speaker: Instagram and stuff like that people doing the people that never even heard of it these these young kids and I call them young kids because most of them are in their 20s and now they have a brand new fascination with the case that's you know fucking 50 years old 60 years old I think the original case happened but 70
Speaker: When, when, uh, when old boy killed his entire family and then the family moved in. He said, Hey, Hey, what up Walker? Well, I think China's, I think China's lifted that, um, another wormhole I was in recently was our populations and the decline in, in our population in the world.
Speaker: Uh, where's my Ben Jay co -host? I don't know, man. Um, I guess, I guess supposedly there's a decline in the world's population. And, uh, you know, there's been efforts to bring the numbers back up. I don't know.
Speaker: But I guess China has, from my understanding, I could be 100 % wrong. I don't know. It was just a wormhole. But they've since lifted all that craziness. But I do find myself in a lot of wormholes, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: But no, that documentary that I watched on Amityville was really good. And it was wild to see a brand new generation of people getting intrigued by it, getting interested in it. And even a lot of these new generation or new school
Speaker: I don't know if you want to call them armchair detectives or whatever, or even the experts looking into the case and providing new theories as to what really happened.
Speaker: New evidence about the family coming out and everything like that, the DeFeo family, it was pretty wild. And then to see that over the years, they've remodeled the house so it doesn't have that iconic. And if you've never seen Amityville, if you don't know what Amityville is, the house kind of had an iconic look to it.
Speaker: to where if you were looking at it from the street, it had two windows up on the second floor that almost looked like eyes looking out, like it almost looked like the house had eyes and they kind of looked out at the street. But they completely remodeled everything trying to hide the house. The address is very hard to see. So these goddamn internet sleuths are finding it. Cold case is a good one.
Speaker: Snapped was, I've seen some snapped episodes. Forensic Files is a favorite of mine. We just finished buried in the backyard. Detective Joe is another one of my favorite shows. Detective Joe Kinda, guy's a Colorado homicide detective that has like 600 fucking solved cases under his belt, but he's been a detective since like the 70s and Lord only knows if the man's retired or not.
Speaker: But hell even last night I was watching I was laying out on the couch Nikki gone to bed. I was laying out on the couch watching Something on serial killers, I remember what it was I Cannot remember what the hell the name of that show was But That was pretty wild
Speaker: Some of the things, it blows my mind with the amount of information and the like crime scene photos and videos and stuff like that, that they can show on these television shows, let alone if you just start doing a little bit of research of what you can find. That blows my mind. I don't know if it's one of those things that after so many years, it's public information or because it goes to trial or
Speaker: or what, but it's really kind of crazy. Now they're just like, oh, here you go. You want to see the crime scenes from Jeffrey Dahmer's house? All right, here they are. Enjoy. Oh, you want to see the pictures taken from John Wayne Gacy's basement of all the bodies under his house? Here you go.
Speaker: And not to mention the fact that in the 70s, fucking California was just overrun with serial killers. I don't know. Anybody survived California in the 70s. But I digress. I digress. I'm a man of many wormholes. Yes, that's what I said. Take it however you want.
Speaker: I'm sure that will be used against me eventually, but it is what it is. And that's okay. If I set it on the show, then what can I do? I can't backtrack. Oh, shit. Speaking of, um, speaking of saying shit on the air and not being able to backtrack, um,
Speaker: What was it? Oh, what was, uh, there was an MLB announcer the other day.
Speaker: Oakland A's announcer, Glenn Cooper, or Cooper, however you want to pronounce it, has been suspended for using a racial slur live on air during a broadcast. Now it's one of those things. Was it intentional? Was it a slip of the tongue? Was it, you know, like,
Speaker: I don't know myself personally, I don't feel like he said it to be hateful or anything like this. He uttered a racial slur during the team's Friday evening broadcast and an apparent slip up while discussing a visit to the Negro Leagues Baseball Museum in Kansas.
Speaker: So basically they were in Kansas and him and his, dude, it's wild, Tony D. Him and his broadcast partner were discussing their events of the day while they were in Kansas City. They said that they had went and got some Kansas City barbecue and
Speaker: and this, that, and the other thing. And they had the pleasure and really got to enjoy going to see the museum. Instead of saying Negro, he said the other word, which, yeah, he said, we had a phenomenal day today. The N -word League Museum and Arthur Bryant's barbecue
Speaker: Um, I, I don't know the guy. I don't know the guy from Adam. I don't know anything about the guy. I don't know his backstory. I don't know how long he's been with the A's or anything like that, but he, he was, he was speaking very highly of the museum and how much they enjoyed it and, and, and, uh,
Speaker: and everything like that. So I don't think it came from a place of malice. Now, Bob Kendrick, who is the Bob Kendrick is the president of the Negroes League Museum, released a statement Friday as well.
Speaker: or I'm sorry, Saturday, Saturday, he released a statement. He said, I'm aware of the unfortunate slur made by Glenn. I welcomed Glenn to the NLBM yesterday and know he was genuinely excited to be here. The word is painful and has no place in our society. And while I don't pretend to know Glenn's heart, I do know that my heart is one of forgiveness and I hope all you will find that in yourselves to do the same. Uh, that was from Bob Kendrick.
Speaker: The A's came out Saturday and released a statement on their Twitter page and said that the language used by Glenn during the today's pregame broadcast is unacceptable. The Oakland Athletics do not condone such language. We are working to address the situation. I'm not going to. I'm not going to play the audio on here. But he has been. He's been their broadcaster for the past 17 seasons.
Speaker: I don't, I really do feel like it was a slip of the tongue and not necessarily in a negative way. But again, um, but I think one of the other things that was kind of surprising too was his broadcast partner's reaction or should I say lack of reaction. Um,
Speaker: What was his name? Bryce, Dallas Bryce, Bryce Dallas, something or another. Let's see if I can find his name.
Speaker: Dallas Braden, I was so close to that name. The lack of reaction from Dallas Braden. I know me personally. I know my reaction when I hear that word. We've seen on various other times where this has happened.
Speaker: from broadcasters in the sports world or newscasters or whatever the reaction around the room, especially in their immediate vicinity is kind of all the same like holy shit. What the fuck did you just say type you?
Speaker: But the old Dallas just sat there still thinking about his barbecue and his own little fucking world. I don't know. He might've been in a Kansas City barbecue haze and didn't realize what was going on when it was said. But nonetheless, I guess we'll kind of have to wait and see what happens. But Glenn did come out and say, he did come out and apologize that I could not be more sorry and horrified by what I said.
Speaker: I hope you all accept my sincerest apologies. I think he said that that night, like right after it happened, obviously a few minutes after it happened and kind of reality set in with everybody and they're like, yo, Glenn, what the fuck? And he was like, oh, shit, I didn't even realize I said it, whatever.
Speaker: And he did come back and apologize and in that same on -air broadcast But also there's other people out there and you know to play devil's advocate and play both sides of the fence Like I normally do ladies and gentlemen there's other people out there that are saying that You know he May have come across now. I didn't see the video. I heard it They played it on the radio station I listened to every morning they talked about it, so I heard it I heard the audio
Speaker: But some people are saying that he was a little bit too comfortable with that word. So obviously you're gonna have both sides of the situation. One side's gonna go, did he mean it in a negative way? Then you're gonna have the other side to go, it was a little bit too comfortable. You don't like black people. Let's dig into them. And that's what they're gonna have to do an investigation. Find out if he has any past history of
Speaker: being a complete fucking scumbag and being a dickbag racist or does he have other instance in his past where he's may have said something out of line and then judge him accordingly. But I'm gonna lean on the side and I may have to eat my words and if I do, I do.
Speaker: I have no problem doing that on this show. I have done it before. I'm sure I'll have to do it again. I'm going to lean on the side that it was an accident. It was a slip and not a good accident by any means and that he didn't mean for it to come out or for it to slip. Words are hard. The Lord knows how many times we struggle with words.
Speaker: It could have been one of those mental mind blocks where in his head he was like, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, be careful where you're at. Not you know where you're at, but be careful, don't say the word, but tread lightly and gingerly on this subject when you're speaking about it.
Speaker: which caused like a mental fucking derailment in his fucking head. Who knows? But only time will tell, I guess. We'll find out. And if he did have, if it did come out of malice, then he'll be without a job. And if it was truly an accident and he didn't mean anything by it, then Oakland H you'll have your, your guy back before you know it. I don't know. Speaking of racist.
Speaker: Um, we had another shooting in Texas this weekend. Um, I'm not going to dive too much into it because unfortunately we know the story. It's happening way too often anymore. We know the story guy with gun runs in, shoots a whole bunch of people. Um,
Speaker: It was Allen, Texas at a outlet mall there. Unfortunately, eight people did lose their lives. And including the gunman. He was killed by the police. There was a police officer that was not too far away on another call when the shootings,
Speaker: when this gentleman started shooting up the mall. So he was able to respond relatively quick and get there, thankfully, because there probably would have been a lot more lives lost. But the gentleman's name is Mauricio, Mauricio Garcia. And here's the crazy thing. Apparently, his sisters are Mendoza's.
Speaker: He has two younger sisters, once in fourth grade actually, once in second grade, so these are younger younger children. But I guess so far in the police investigation on his computer, cell phone, whatever, he has ties with
Speaker: racist groups, one in particular, the Nazis, Aryan brotherhood, whatever. I'm no expert. I don't know a whole lot, but I thought these two groups or same group, whatever you want to call them, uh, didn't like anybody that wasn't white.
Speaker: blonde hair, blue eyes, that's kind of the Hitler thing, you know, the perfect race, blonde hair, blue eyes type shit. User are clearly not white. Mauricio Garcia. How are they?
Speaker: taking new members that just like, eh, you know, numbers are kind of low. So we're going to go ahead and we're going to go ahead and allow anybody who wants to join to join up. Like, you know, we don't care as long as you hate people too. You're cool. I know I shouldn't be laughing at this, but it's just like,
Speaker: I mean, I would understand if it was like a Mexican hate group, but I mean, I guess there was at his computers talking about minorities and the Jewish people and everything else like that. But I don't know everything that I've ever learned about the Aryan brotherhood or the Nazis or the Ku Klux Klan. They don't like anybody unless you're white. And even some white folk, they don't like them either because they're not white enough. Like I probably wouldn't be white enough.
Speaker: So Mr Garcia. I guess I'm going to have to get a Ouija board to ask these questions or maybe find out who your local neo nazi and Brotherhood. Membership card we belong to and ask them. I I don't know because it doesn't make any sense to me. I mean. There is.
Speaker: Special place in hell for a racist and for people who do this crazy shit. I hope he enjoys this time but That's just fucking crazy to me like that is that is that is the world we live in right now we we as a society have almost become almost become desensitized to mass shootings
Speaker: I won't say that we're necessarily desensitized to school shootings, but mass shootings in general, we're almost becoming desensitized to them because there's literally one almost every day or two every single day. And that's not even calculating or factoring in the crime in cities like Chicago and Baltimore, where this type of shit has been happening for years. Or, you know,
Speaker: you know, San Antonio, maybe Houston, I don't know, there's some doubt, there's some Texas cities that have pretty high crime rates in some areas, Compton, stuff like that. You know, that's not even factoring on a weekend, people getting shot up left and right in some of these cities in America. These are just
Speaker: We're out of the middle fucking, I'm at the mall with my family and some crazy jackass. We're almost becoming kind of desensitized to it. Kind of like back in the day, you know, remember back when, and I don't know if some of you guys might not even be old enough to remember, but remember a young lady, little miss Lorraine Bobbitt. It was shocking, it was crazy when she cut her husband's pecker off because he was an abusive scumbag.
Speaker: She cut this man's pecker off when he was asleep and threw it in the fucking field. And it was shocking. Everybody was like, oh my God, oh my God. But then it started happening regularly, almost regularly. Dudes were getting their junks chopped off. Some women were doing it just because they're fucking crazy. Now John Wayne Bobbitt from all things that we know about the case and learned about the case when this happened, Justifiala deserved it because he was a fucking scumbag. He was abusive fucking piece of trash.
Speaker: But after so many Peter choppins, they were just like, ah, the helicopter got chopped off. All right. And that's almost how it's becoming with these mass shootings. They're happening so fucking much that I think to a certain degree, A, not only will we become a desensitized to it, but it's the same fucking argument every time one happens.
Speaker: take the guns away. You're not taking my guns away. It's not the guns that are killing people because if people want to kill people, they're just go get a car or a butter knife or, or, or whatever other blunt ass object they can buy. What's going on, Jeeps? So.
Speaker: And then, of course, the old go to the AR -15 assault rifle. That's just a fancy looking shotgun. Let's be honest. It's just not a shotgun, but rifle. It don't do anything different than these hunting rifles. It just looks different. It looks scary. But that's a key word. That's a that's a that's a click bait word. AR -15.
Speaker: This episode might get flagged because of that. I said AR 15. Oh, said it again. AR 15 son of a bitch. I got, I got a shotgun that I want to go by that is way more scary than any AR 15 on the planet. And if you guys don't know what a bulldog shotgun is, go and do yourself a favor and look that bad boy up. Cause I will be getting me one as soon as I have the money for it. As soon as these daggone kids stop spending all my money.
Speaker: I'm gonna buy a bulldog or do I get another tattoo? Because that shotgun is nasty. Way more scary than an AR -15. Oops, I did it again. Oh no.
Speaker: And yes, I have a gun guy. I am, I am pro second amendment, 100 % pro second amendment. I am a gun guy. I own a gun.
Speaker: I do feel like there should be more that we could do. I don't know if it's psychological evaluations, stricter gun laws. I don't know, but at the end of the day, the opposite end of that conversation and that debate is, and we've said it on the show, the criminals are still going to get the guns, whether or not you pass these laws or you take our guns away from us. The bad guys are still going to get their guns. I mean, the bad guys aren't going through the right routes now to get their guns.
Speaker: So it's a double -edged sword when you start talking about gun laws and gun safety or whatever. But for those who are doing it right, I think people should do some kind of training classes, safety, something. I don't know, man. I'm not the smartest fucking guy in the world. I'm definitely not even the brightest crown in the box. But I know that I'm a gun owner. I know that I've grown up around guns.
Speaker: And I know that my gun has never shot anybody. I've never shot anybody with a gun. I've shot animals. But I don't think I'll, I mean,
Speaker: I think the only time that there's a risk of me using my gun on another person is if it comes down to protecting myself or my family. I have a sneeze, I can feel it, it's like right there. And it won't go away.
Speaker: But that's the only time that I can foresee my gun being used to harm someone else, as if I'm protecting my family or myself. And that's exactly why I'm killing my gun. I don't carry it to be a tough guy. I don't care to scare people. I don't carry it to intimidate people. Hell, nine times out of ten, most people aren't even going to know I have a gun on me.
Speaker: Because I'm not that guy either. I'm not fucking just because it says that I can I don't have a fucking machine gun strapped to my fucking back Because that shit don't make no fucking sense to me They'll all say that I can yeah, well You're allowed to be a fucking moron, but you don't have to be a fucking moron Maybe
Speaker: go home and get you a bottle of bleach and where it says, do not drink this. Go ahead and ignore that as well. I had leftover beef tenderloin from last night. I had to get me a little something, something to eat before the show started. So I just warmed it up real quick and had at it.
Speaker: But anywho, I don't, I don't really, you know, I, I'd like to say I have a dog in the fight when it comes to gun ownership and gun laws and stuff like that. But I really don't because I'm a 40, almost 42 year old man. And as I said, I've grown up around guns, I've owned guns and, um,
Speaker: And Tony and I, and I think the biggest problem, Tony and I have had this conversation too, when it comes down to, and this is why I said psychological evaluations. And I say this as a guy that if you were to incorporate psychological evaluations into getting a gun, I might not be able to own a gun. But I still say this. Because a lot of times, it's not the guns. It's these people that are getting the guns are mentally unstable. There's something not right with them upstairs.
Speaker: And and and then and then the bad things happen not always But you know, some people are just fucking criminals and they're just assholes and they just want to watch the world fucking burn but I digress I digress I will talk that conversation to the fucking ground This isn't a typical Monday night I am by myself so
Speaker: Let's take a break. We'll come back. And if you guys would allow it, I would like to discuss some some creepy facts, if you will, another wormhole that I've been in. So let's find some music here to play for the show tonight.
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Speaker: Let's give our, let's give our guy Matt James of Blacktop Mojo some love with his latest single, Way Too Strong. Go ahead and check out Matt James on YouTube. And you can also check out his band Blacktop Mojo on YouTube and everywhere you stream music all at Blacktop Mojo. Go ahead and check them out. Go show those guys some love and get ready for their new album. They're dropping their album. They're working on their fifth album right now as we speak. Hopefully it'll be coming out soon. Looking forward to that. And I'll be back here just a few minutes, guys.
Speaker: you
Speaker: Broken picture frames From all I asked in days We're spread out on the floor A movie I can't watch no more Happy I stood through A man that once used to We ain't designed but now no one is here
Speaker: Your memory's way too strong So I keep drinking to the pain I tryna numb it like no decay But this hurt is still not gone Your memory's way too strong
Speaker: They're not these photographs, cause it's the only thing that I am They keep me from moving on That memory's way too strong So I keep drinking through the pain They're trying to numb me like no one can Listen, it's still not gone Your memory's way too strong
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Speaker: is I get to take you guys on a little journey that typically I take on my own, you know, my wormholes, but I find myself in wormholes all the time. Fortunately for my sanity, I have, I have pulled my way out of, and I've been trying to purposely avoid this whole woke
Speaker: trans non -binary group of fucking retards um for the last couple weeks because i was so engulfed in that shit and just
Speaker: aggravated and frustrated beyond no real words. And it's tough for somebody like me because I support the transgenders and the LBGTQ and all that. We've had my broster on the show. He's transgender. He's female to male, whatever. I don't know how it works. Yeah, female to male, trans. Yeah, something like that.
Speaker: Um, you know, we've had the discussions about me supporting the, the, the alphabet warriors and their, and their community, having family and friends and stuff. But I have dug out of that fucking wormhole because it was just so, why are you people like this? Not all of them just, there's a subsect of that community that it just absolutely mind boggling. No.
Speaker: I don't care, there's some in the fridge. But anywho, anywho, so the great thing about doing this show on my own is I'm kind of left to my own devices. And as I said, you guys get to travel into my wormholes with me. Stay out of my wormhole, unless you're invited. I've invited you guys into my wormhole.
Speaker: So enjoy. But sometimes, you know, find myself, I can't speak for the other guys. If I had to guess, I'd probably say no. But I find myself a lot of times looking for show topics or looking for things to discuss on the show. Now we don't always get to them. You know, sometimes we just start riffing and we don't really stress them too much. But that,
Speaker: leads me like Alice in Wonderland man next thing I know it's four hours later and I'm still on this subject and it's crazy so this happened to me about a week or so back I was I was looking looking for stuff but just random
Speaker: facts that you may or may not know. Some are really creepy. Some are just like, oh, that's interesting. Some are, you know, that's fucking stupid. But I just want to rattle off some with you guys and feel free to chime in and add your two cents if you'd like. If not, I'll just kind of speak my opinion and keep on going. But I want to start this one off just because I find these creatures really fascinating.
Speaker: I don't think they get as much credit as they deserve. They're one of the smartest, one of the smartest bird breeds, I don't know, but crows.
Speaker: Now, a lot of people don't know that you can actually teach Krotota. They're super intelligent, super smart, but they can actually, and they're one of the few boards that do this, they can actually recognize and remember human faces. So it's been said that if, and they're typically pretty docile, they kind of keep to themselves unless you fuck with them.
Speaker: And say you, you throw rocks or some shit at them. There's, there's been documented cases of people who have been attacked by, I don't know what you want to call them a flock or swarm, whatever, of crows because they've antagonized them. And, you know, lack of better words, poke the bear, so to say.
Speaker: And months later, it's the same crows have attacked these people again, or vice versa, not necessarily in a bad thing. They remember somebody who, you know, you might've found a crow that was injured on the road.
Speaker: or in your yard and you nursed it back to health and got them feeling good. And then several months down the road, same said, Crow sees you again and they fly down, they swooped out and can jump on your shoulder and they're pleasant, whatever. But they do recognize and they do remember your faces, which is kind of crazy to me. But again,
Speaker: as I live in a very weird world. So I kind of, you know, crows fascinate me. I've often joked about wanting to like raise a crow from like baby crow to big crow and have it and see if I could teach it to talk and all that stuff. But at the same time, I'm a dad. I got three kids. So really can't have wildlife in my house. But anywho, did you guys know
Speaker: This is kind of crazy and I didn't know this. And go ahead and Google this if you will. I'm not going to Google this because I don't want to see the pictures again. If you want to be creeped out, if you want to maybe if you got a light stomach or if you're just like really weird shit. Tooth in the eye surgery.
Speaker: Surgeons would put a tooth in a blind person's eye to restore their sight. It was pioneered in the 60s and it actually works and it is still being done today. Just take a tooth and just right in a fucking eye hole. It's a little bit more complicated than that. But yeah, so they take a tooth and they
Speaker: They put it in a blindsperson. And I don't know how. I mean, again, I started to look into this and do some research on it. But at the end of the day, the pictures were gross. And I like to fancy myself as having a pretty tough stomach. But there's some things I don't do. I don't do the pimple poppers. I don't do
Speaker: puss and just, I can't, I can't, I can't do it. I don't wanna see your gross fucking cyst on your back being popped open or anything else. I don't wanna see your slimy eyeballs, none of that, it's gross to me. I can handle blood and guts, I can handle vomit, I can handle poop, I can handle all that shit.
Speaker: The slimy the gross the can't I'm done. Anywho, I'm done.
Speaker: Just a couple probably already known facts. In the 1982 film, The Poltergeist, real corpse were used in that movie. They were bought from a medical supply company. And basically when you donate your body to fucking science or whatever. But I guess they were way cheaper than
Speaker: actually building a prop corpse. No wonder that movie was cursed. And if you don't know what that's all about, yeah, I believe not only the Poltergeist movie, but also, yeah. No, yeah, it was Poltergeist, but I think the Exorcist movie was also cursed as well. But I don't think there's, if any, of the cast members from Poltergeist are alive today. I don't think there's many, but they say that it was cursed.
Speaker: Any of you thinking about going and doing some mountain climbing in the near future? Well, if you ever make yourselves or make your way to Mount Everest, just know that the landmarks and stuff that are used as you're climbing up Mount Everest are dead hikers. I guess from my understanding,
Speaker: And from what I've heard from like documentaries and stuff, the conditions are just so bad that if you die climbing Everest, once you've reached a certain point, there's nothing they can do to bring their body down. Which to me, I mean, if people are climbing it and they're using bodies as a landmark, couldn't they bring them down? I mean, they're probably frozen solid to the ground, but still nevertheless, I'm just saying.
Speaker: Again, something that's way beyond my realm of knowledge. In mother Russia, in Russia,
Speaker: There's apparently a haunted radio station that has been broadcasting a dull monotonous tone for 24 hours a day, seven days a week for the last three and a half decades.
Speaker: And every few seconds it is joined by a second sound that sounds something like a ship's fall horn. You know, like on the big cargo ships or the, I don't know, like cruise ships. You know, that sound. Any Russian listeners or anybody who's been to Russia that may know about that, feel free to chime in or hit us up on social media and let me know about that. Cause I would like to figure out how to listen to that just out of pure twist and curiosity.
Speaker: I don't know. I think it would be kind of cool. And why is it? And why can't it be shut down? I don't know. I have so many questions about a haunted radio station that just plays weird and fucking eerie sounds. Like, why can't we shut it down? What the hell is going on here, ladies and gentlemen? Why can't we shut this shit down? Apparently, dogs like squeaky toys.
Speaker: because it mimics the screams of their prey. Interesting. So, you know, we've domesticated dogs centuries ago, but it just goes to show at the end of the day, they were once a wild animal and they will always be a wild animal. They still have that part in their DNA.
Speaker: Two real quick hits on spiders ladies and gentlemen if you have fear of spiders Just so you know the quote -unquote climate change if you believe in that is making all spiders bigger Congratulations, Australia So if your spiders were not already fucking big enough they're about to get even bigger and
Speaker: Uh, but also, uh, apparently, uh, research has shown that spiders can survive in space. So don't think you're moving to Mars and getting away from spiders, ladies and gentlemen. Um, this terrifies me. Um,
Speaker: locked in syndrome. So I have like,
Speaker: We all have fears and stuff like that. I have like, and these are kind of, in my opinion, irrational fears for no fucking reason, but I'm always afraid like I'm going to have surgery and the anesthesia is not going to work. And I'm going to be wide awake for the whole thing and not be able to say or do anything like it's going to partially work. You know what I mean? Uh, and I'm not going to be able to like say or do anything, but I'm just going to lay there and in excruciating pain. Um,
Speaker: but also locked in syndrome. Uh, it's a condition in which you are completely 100 % fully aware of your surroundings and everything that's going on. But you are stuck in a, uh, in a coma like status or a comatose state, so to say, so you're there. Everything's working up here for the most part, but all everything else, nothing else is working. Just kind of your brain's just,
Speaker: and you're fully aware. You can hear everything. I guess you could see everything. I don't know. I'd be curious to know if. I will be curious to know if.
Speaker: Oh shit, what'd I do? If doctors know that, like if they're able to detect that or tell that just out of curiosity, or if it's just like, they're just going about their normal Monday routine. We got a coma. We got a coma patient. We're just going to kind of keep doing our normal bullshit, sticking them, broadening them. Hopefully you don't have buck. The nurse who's there to fuck from, from wild bill or wild bill, uh, kill bill.
Speaker: my name is but and I'm here to foot. Oh, lord have mercy. Um
Speaker: Another little horror movie fact, it's actually based, the film A Nightmare on Elm Street is based on a real story reported in the LA Times about a boy who was so terrified to fall asleep. And when he finally did, he died in his sleep while screaming about a nightmare. So Wes Craven, ah,
Speaker: Actually, I'm fact checking myself here because I know that I'm right, but I don't want to, God forbid, if I speak out of turn, the guys will never let me hear the end of it. Yes. Wes Craven, who created A Nightmare on Elm Street, basically got that from a real life news story.
Speaker: Hmm. Obviously not the whole child molester parents burned them in a shed storyline, but you know what I mean.
Speaker: Everybody loves ducks, right? Ducks are so cute, especially little ducklings, right? Little baby duck, oh look, they're so cute and fuzzy and furry and adorable and blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, do you know if they get bored, they'll eat other baby ducks just because they're fucking bored? Yeah. No other reason than they're just bored. Nothing better to do except venturing into the world of cannibalism.
Speaker: I'm going to hell because now I want to start a baby. I want to start a duckling fight club gladiator style fight to the death. I'm kidding. I don't want to.
Speaker: Um, we've talked about this on the show before. And actually I know Jeff and Tony have actually, um, cause they're a little bit faster than I am with it, but they've actually shown videos and, and, and, and web and like web pages and stuff like that. Um, but more than 80 % of our oceans are unmapped, unobserved and unexplored. But we've talked about this.
Speaker: because I think one of the times when I was doing a quote unquote deep dive and I was doing cryptids and we started talking about Nessie, which like if you're still floating around, you probably that's your part of the world.
Speaker: with Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster, we were talking about I brought up giant squids or quote unquote cracking whatever and we brought up the fact that there's and we didn't know the exact number at that point in time but how much of the world's oceans are actually
Speaker: undiscovered because they're too deep that we don't you know once you you know you start going down and into the ocean and the further and further and further you go down it starts to get pressurized and shit just starts to just I mean you think you you build something that's rated for 2500 feet and you get about eighteen nineteen hundred feet two thousand feet and the pressure starts compressing the
Speaker: the tank or the canister or whatever you want to call it and crushing it because it's so dense and stuff down there. So we have no idea what's living down there. There's so many and scientists have said this for years. Lord only knows how many species of animals are undiscovered or species of animals that we thought were extinct.
Speaker: that could be down that deep. So to say that the Loch Ness Monster, Nessie, is that far -fetched as to not being real or being real or whatever, is kind of a dumb way to think. Kind of like saying aliens don't exist. I mean, the universe is vastly unexplored.
Speaker: just the other day, scientists were in awe because they got on camera a star, what they said, eating a planet. So the picture's insane. But a star was actually eating a planet. Hello, comic book nerds.
Speaker: We know who that was, don't we? The Eater of Worlds. But watch out, you see a guy, you see a silver guy on the surfboard. You know what's happening. And to my knowledge, we don't have a Fantastic Four to save us. I'm just saying, ladies and gentlemen. But it's just kind of crazy to think about the ocean.
Speaker: There is actually a. Nice. There is actually a physical syndrome. It's called alien hand syndrome where
Speaker: One hand is not under the control of the mind. So basically, if we've ever seen the movie, idle hands, or if you've ever watched a television show, Scream Queens with George Stamos plays a surgeon in it, and he's got a medically transplanted hand that belonged to a serial killer, and he has no control over it. But the person loses control of that hand, and it acts as if it has a mind of its own. So it just does whatever it wants. Like, I feel like mind you sometimes.
Speaker: And I hate when I have a full screen because I get to see how much I really talk with my hands and how much hand movement that goes on when I talk that I don't realize what Tony and Jeff are here. And it's mine. It's interesting to watch yourself, do one of your, like see one of your corks.
Speaker: right in front of your face. You know you do it, but you don't really pay much attention to it until it's literally right in front of your face. And you're just like, yeah, I should really stick those in my pocket or something. Cause I do it all the time. But, um, King Charles II, ladies and gentlemen, much like your boy Glick here, he enjoys, he enjoyed himself, you know, some alcoholic beverages from time to time. Probably a lot of the time, let's be honest.
Speaker: But he used to drink his alcohol with pulverized human skulls mixed into it. Somebody commented below this and said, well, how else are you going to fucking consume the strength of your enemies? But that's kind of wild. Like, what was what was the what was the
Speaker: What was the theory behind that? Did it just taste good? Or was there more to it? I'm gonna dive into that. I'm gonna answer that question myself, actually. See, this is what happens to me.
Speaker: If I could spell. Oh, OK, here we go. Actually, not even.
Speaker: not even that creepy or anything like that. It was just that time after having a seizure in 1685, Charles II, King of England, Scotland, and Ireland, was administered medicinal drops made using a skull. He was also encouraged to drink alcohol from a cup made from a human skull in hopes of a speedy cure, death by doctrine.
Speaker: Wow. Thank God. Our medicine has come a long way, ladies and gentlemen, and we're not drinking beer with crushed up skulls in it. Now they said it was encouraged to drink out of a skull, but either way. So here we go. Here's another, here's an article called, uh,
Speaker: The King's Drops, Charles II Powdered Skulls, and a Deathbed Obsession. Okay, either way, I've satisfied my... Right, Peter Piper?
Speaker: Peter Piper fucked a pepper, huh? Nice. Talk about getting head. Yeah, exactly. 100%. I just opened up the door to my little, open up the door inside of my head there a little bit. These are how I find myself in these wormholes.
Speaker: you start reading random shit. And then I'm like, oh, why the fuck did they do that? That don't make no sense. Or why does why does this happen? And then I. I go search for the answers. But speaking, speaking of random shit, more, more little. Did you know that in your lifetime,
Speaker: that you will walk past an average of 36 murderers in your lifetime. It's like the old saying, there's an old joke that goes around about a guy picking up a hitchhiker and the hitchhiker going, aren't you worried about picking up hitchhikers that I might be a serial killer? And the driver turns and looks at the hitchhiker and says, what's the chances of there being two serial killers in the same place at the same time?
Speaker: Which that's a hell of a response.
Speaker: Is there only 20 to 25? Are you sure? Oh, excuse me. Not more than that. Um, I was talking about that earlier in the seventies. Fucking California had a son of serial killers running around.
Speaker: Okay. Well, all right, Google. Thanks for throwing me under the bus. So check this out. All right. Active serial killers. What is it? What is this?
Speaker: Serial killer is a person who murders two or more people in separate events, usually for abnormal psychological gratification, thrill -seeking attention, or financial gain. Obviously, there's differentiation between serial killing and mass murder or spree killings. Obviously, mass murders is what we have going on with these mass gun shootings, as we were speaking about earlier.
Speaker: Um, spree killers typically just start on a Monday and just start killing people throughout the week. And then obviously, like we just said about the serial killers. Um, for this reason, mass murders, such as school shooters, suicide bombers are not included in the umbrella of serial killers. Serial murders are further defined as defined as those who commit by one or two individuals.
Speaker: Serial killers, killings are rare, accounting for less than 1 % of total homicides in the United States. This just came out this year. Serial killing was at its highest in the period between 1970 and 2000, when 70 % of the recorded serial murders occurred. Rates of serial killings have been on the decline since the 90s.
Speaker: So what is this serial killer victims? That's not what I wanted. God damn it. How many active serial killers are there currently in the United States?
Speaker: a study that came out on February 28th. You might be surprised to learn that criminologists or criminalists, sorry, and FBI profiles believe that there are around 2000 active serial killers in the US alone.
Speaker: Sleep well, kiddies. Trying to look for something more. When did this come out? You get so many differentiating
Speaker: stories and studies. That just came out a couple of days ago, but that's why there are fewer serial killers. I don't think we see the amount of serial killers that we used to see, but just based off of technology alone,
Speaker: But then there was another article and I don't know when it came out. Pepper Peter Peter Piper there that said there was 20 to 50 active serial killers and only about 150 murders.
Speaker: are counted to serial killers. So who knows? Apparently nobody does, but there are still out there. A lot of them are still out there and it's basically just because of how they define a serial killer. You know, a lot of times when we think of the word serial killer and you hear serial killer, you think of John Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, who, I mean, in all honesty,
Speaker: I don't really know that he really gets the title of serial killer. I'm not, I think, you know, you had the, what was it? The BTK, the son of Sam, even son of Sam. I don't know if I'd give him a serial killer tag either. The green, what was the Green River Strangler? You got that serial killer up in Staten Island.
Speaker: that's killing and chopping up prostitutes that can't nobody figure out who or what he is. So, plus not to mention the fact how many serial killers were active in the 60s, 70s, 80s or 90s that were never caught.
Speaker: For one reason for another I mean hell There was a one one serial killer that got caught several years back and it was simply because one of his grandchildren or Mises or nephew or something like that to the 23 and me and it popped up on the FBI database or whatever with a red flag and and they were able to fucking find this guy who Who
Speaker: committed his crimes. And I think like the sixties or seventies, cereal. Fuck you Cheerios. Um, but yeah, uh, yep. Uh, I'm showing my weird tonight, but, uh, um, kind of lost my train of thought.
Speaker: But yeah, so anyways, I'm showing my weird tonight. Enjoy. I don't get to talk like this too often because the guys don't let me, even though it's my show and I do everything. Hmm, or something seriously wrong.
Speaker: I purposely stayed away from true crime and serial killers and paranormal just because the podcasting market is so oversaturated with those two genres. Same thing with movies and television. It's just so oversaturated with that topic.
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Speaker: He usually, he works from home, so his work schedule, he gets kind of busy on Mondays. And Tony is typically here on Mondays with me. That's why we started doing the Monday show.
Speaker: Tony is a vet and he's extremely active in his local BFW and Veterans Affairs and stuff like that. He's very active, which is really cool to see. And they have a meeting one Monday a month that he has to attend. So sometimes he's here for a little bit on that Monday. Sometimes he's not here at all. And sometimes we won't do the show, but I feel like I can run the show by myself. It's all good.
Speaker: But, and then I just kind of go off on my own little goofy ass tangents. And, you know, I've always got something that I can talk about. I mean, I was just, you know, filled the first hour with some news and shit like that. And this hour, just random shit. Cause I, as I said, I found myself in wormholes and this was one of the wormholes I went down the quote unquote creepy facts. But I'm one of those guys that's,
Speaker: Well versed in a little bit of everything so I can talk about a little bit of this a little bit of that jack -of -all -trades master of none If you will kind of like my real life and the work I do but um Serial killers fascinated me though. I could talk about them for days Um
Speaker: There's a picture of Ted Bundy on this fact, but then it says the only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue. Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Like, did you know, ladies and gentlemen, that during World War II, Japan bombed China with fleas.
Speaker: infected with the bubonic plague, bubonic plague. How fucked up is that?
Speaker: Sorry, my girlfriend is at work and we are currently discussing wedding plans potentially and what we want to do and stuff like that. So she's sending me ideas and stuff.
Speaker: I don't want to put anything out there yet, but as soon as as soon as it's locked in and set in stone, I'll let you guys know. Obviously I'll share with you guys at per request of Jeff and Tony, I guess we got to figure out a way to. Do the wedding live? Because Jeff's not going to come back up from Cancun to go to the wedding. Lord, I know Tony will travel, but.
Speaker: Well, I know if we put everything else out there, we might as well put that out there too. I think it'll be fun. I have to, I have to discuss that with her by the way. But anyhow, um, playing a wedding is always fun. Um,
Speaker: uh if any of you guys have done it or if you're planning or or or heading down that road anytime soon but um it's it's full of a lot of twists and turns and
Speaker: Maybe we should do this. Instead of doing that, let's do this actually instead. I mean, it's all fun at the end of the day. Let's be honest. It's nice that, um, you know, our last wedding, because I was married once before. I didn't really have much say in anything, not even down to the one thing that I wanted to have a say in. And I thought I had a set in when.
Speaker: until the future mother -in -law was like, I'm not what you're gonna do, you're gonna do this and completely fucking shitbag the whole wedding. One little thing, one little thing, just throw off the entire fucking wedding. But I actually have a say in this one. So that's a plus. But I agree.
Speaker: We'll talk more about the wedding stuff as it gets closer and becomes more official. If I... That's a weird kink, by the way. If I could choose any celebrity to see it tickled, who would it be? Hmm. Like, okay, so don't run away, because I want to answer your question, but I got to get some specifics on here.
Speaker: in, in like, uh, just, just, uh, just to see it or like in some kind of weird sexual gratification way or, or like, why are, why are we watching a celebrity get tickled? He is quite, I agree with you. He is quite arrogant and, and he would absolutely hate it. You know, sometimes, sometimes I'm on his side, but then there's other times where it's like, you're, you're, you're a little douche. Um,
Speaker: I think, man, I don't, hmm. Okay, I would like to see, I'm gonna name off a couple, hopefully that's okay, I'm gonna break the rules, that's what I do, it's my show. I think it would be funny to see Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker: and or Ryan Reynolds get tickled, just because they're way over the top out there characters. But also, maybe like. Yeah, exactly. And I think it'd be really funny to watch them to get tickled. And then maybe like. Oh, what's her name? The
Speaker: the chick from the Spider -Man movies and the new top that plays I think actually in real life Tom Holland's girlfriend. What is her name? Oh man, I'm drawing a blank.
Speaker: Oh, Zendaya. I think she's freaking adorable. I think she's freaking adorable. And it would make me happy. And it would probably make other people smile, especially if you're having a shitty day. If Zendaya got tickled. And just out of sheer enjoyment because of the torture factor.
Speaker: Uh, Patrick Mahomes, stupid ass fucking brother, just because he would probably absolutely hate it. And he'd piss and moan and whine and cry. And he's a fucking nobody who got famous because his brother's Patrick Mahomes. Speaking of that kid, he's fixing and getting into all kinds of trouble.
Speaker: I'm quite, I don't think those are too bad. Like I said, you know, RDJ and Ryan Reynolds, I think just, they would have way too much fun with it. Absolutely. Yeah. We're going to put Justin Bieber on the list because I like, I like that. I like that. And I like your explanation as to why. And it's kind of why I wanted to put Patrick Mahoney's little brother on there because he's a D bag and he'd probably get all pissy and moaning about it. And, uh,
Speaker: and it would just be more of a torture thing. But you know, RDJ and Ryan Reynolds would have a ball with it. They'd probably have way too much fun and make everybody else. Maybe even like Keanu Reeves and oh God, Johnny Depp. But then Zendaya, she's just fucking adorable. And that would just like probably bring almost world peace if we all got to see
Speaker: Any other questions from the audience? I'm here for everything.
Speaker: Actually, I need it. We need to do that one night. Yeah, he probably is. That's probably why he's such a grumpy prick. I mean, in all honesty, just saying. We should do that one night on the show.
Speaker: Well, actually we've talked about it, but I haven't heard from the guys who were going to conduct that. We were going to do, um, we were going to do a, now of course we'd, we'd do it live. Uh, but we would do it live before one of our normal shows. Uh,
Speaker: where random Rick, and I can't remember who the other person was, but random Rick and one other person would conduct an interview with
Speaker: three of us on nonsensical nonsense. I haven't heard anything more but I would really like to get the wheels turning on that and get that in motion because I think it would be pretty fun to see for you guys to get to see us on the flip side and you know what you don't know about us already because we're putting pretty open books on the show.
Speaker: But, you know, let random Rick and another person or maybe another two people flip the script on us and kind of interview us, put us in the hot seat and ask us questions. I think it's a really cool concept. I think it's a really cool idea. And especially since it'd be, you know, kind of fan led and fans that have been or fans or friends of the show that have been watching us or listening to us for a long time.
Speaker: I feel like you have a weird tickle fetish Emma. I'm just going to say no disrespect. I mean, I don't know, just your normal tickling. I don't need to, you don't need to tie anybody up and tick them with a feather or anything like that. Just a little tickle or asshole. I don't know.
Speaker: Tickle their sides, tickle their feet. I don't know. I don't go around tickling people. So I mean, I don't even really, I mean, outside of my kids when they were little, they were ticklers everywhere. You can tickle their little fat baby bellies or the bottoms of their feet or whatever. I don't know. But it sounds to me like you got a tickle fetish, which is fine because you're not hurting anybody as long as it's consensual. It's all good. Um,
Speaker: Everybody has their king. And as long as you're not hurting yourself, and you're not hurting anybody else, and it's all consensual, have at it.
Speaker: I would like to throw punch Jake Paul. Sometimes I like, you know, like I can't, I can't with, I can't with the Royals. I don't care about them. I just don't care.
Speaker: I don't like Jake Paul. I like Logan Paul. I gotta give Logan Paul respect. I'm a wrestling fan and when he first came to wrestling, I thought it was just gonna be another one of them goofy ass gimmicks for him to get viewers and likes and whatever. But he's taking it serious and the kid is good in the ring and he's good on the mic. Jake Paul's kind of a douche. Dana White called it best. You got your ass beat in the ring and now you're going back to fighting 40 plus year old washups.
Speaker: I know Jake's absolutely way more arrogant. I don't like Jake Paul. You know. So. Can we just hit him with kendo sticks instead of tickling him? I think I'll be way more enjoyable to watch him get hit by kendo sticks.
Speaker: Yes, I'm an asshole. Deal with it. With that being said, this asshole is going to take a real quick break. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. This one's for Tony D. This is his new favorite song. For a long time now, I've been reaching out to artists and trying to get artists to
Speaker: I'll play on the show and a lot of times I'll be 100 % honest with you guys. A lot of times is a swing and a miss. Swing and a miss. But as the old saying goes, you miss 100 % of the shots you do not take. So I continue to reach out. Okay, tickling or whatever you said, kendo sticks.
Speaker: They're like a it's an Asian style like stick that they use in training for martial arts and stuff. Imagine he's tickled in the boxing ring and he's absolutely right in the middle of a match. His opponent just rips his gloves off, pushes him down on the ground and starts tickling him. Yeah, there you go. But so I've taken it upon myself to just start playing cover songs.
Speaker: Uh, because there's a lot of great music out there and sometimes you get in trouble when you play the songs by the original artists. But if you play a cover song by somebody that does just as good of a job, if maybe in some cases better, we can fly under the copyright radar. But I always shut out the artists. So we're gonna take a real quick break. This one's for Tony D. If he's listening.
Speaker: This is his favorite song on our playlist. It's the Cleveries with their cover of Black Street's No Diggity, No Doubt. Yeah, so we didn't have all these YouTubes and all that stuff. All we had was three channels.
Speaker: And then you had one you could barely get in. A fourth one came in back when I was about 10 -year -old. That's the one Rachlan was on. I had Jimmy Hart, had them Von Erics. It was the Mid -South. Do what? This little song comes from way down in the hills. A little song called No Diggity.
Speaker: You know what? I like all the players. No diggity, no doubt. Play on, play that. Play on, play that. Play on, play that. Yo, Lloyd, drop the first. I'm going down, fade to cleverly, my heart is gone. I'm stressed, I'm creased, it's all I got. You know that? I'm hooded down, never slouched. As long as my brain ain't about to doubt. Couldn't look past me straight up. Tell me, who can stop when Wookiee's making my subtractor honeys like a man?
Speaker: Ear castles with my fellow maxis Still removing this flavor when I was smoking PD The original one, she was sure to get down and get low Baby's got em' boppin' on with her talons Strictly fish, she don't play around Cut a bunch of grams, she got the game by the band Each blade is a gourmet
Speaker: I'm speechin' every day, too clear away I can't get her out of my mind I think about the girl at the top East side to the west side, pushin' red pride Baby, no surprise She got tricks in the stash, stackin' up the cash Fast when it comes to the past By no means that press She's on, she's got the fabric Maybe you're perfect and I wanna get in Can I get down so I can win?
Speaker: Like the way you work it, no diggity, got to bag it up. Like the way you work it, no diggity, got to bag it up. Ay yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah. Ay yah, yah, yah, yah, yah.
Speaker: In my pocket, I'm a mutt Lookin' for a come -up, it's just thinkin' awesome I'm gonna pop some tags, and I got twenty dollars in my pocket I'm a mutt Lookin' for a come -up, it's just thinkin' awesome I roll them out and I'm like, what's up, I'm dealt with Jill Scott A street pickin' and these turds from the thrift shop I see some of them in this old, dang, frosty folks like Dang, at a cocoa honky What could we all not sense your peak? Well, that don't stop it
Speaker: I can get his on my feet I be picking and tricking with straw on my thorns He'll dig his leg, or play your own horn I'm gonna fly for some days All I got is $20 in my pocket I'm a bunt, looking for a plumber This is thinking awesome I'm gonna fly for some days All I got is $20 in my pocket I'm a bunt, looking for a plumber This is thinking awesome
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Speaker: All I got is one of those in my pocket I'm looking for, come on, this is my kid on the road I'm the man of no window and free
Speaker: I look at the valleys down below As green as pours I can see
Speaker: Oh, how my heart still yearns For you and the days that used to be
Speaker: Down on the mountain low, we're mowing free Thinking about the days that used to be Down on the mountain low, standing on the moon I'm wondering why are the years of my life half long? Ay -yaw, ay -yaw, ay -yaw, ay -yaw
Speaker: Why?
Speaker: Well, come back to the nonsensical nonsense, everybody. I like the Clevver, Clevverly's there. Well, a little no diggity. That one goes out to Tony D. That's his favorite jam that we play. He's so happy that it is in our lineup. He's been singing it since last week. That's his favorite. He said they did a better job.
Speaker: than Blackstreet did, John. I'm just saying, that's it. Those are Tony D's words. Those aren't my words, ladies and gentlemen. Anywho, welcome back to Not Sensical Nonsense. I'm click. I'm running this ship solo tonight. Kind of hanging out, just talking out my ass. It is what it is. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all them social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok.
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Speaker: And don't forget to turn on your goddamn notifications. That way you know that we're doing what we do when we do how we do. Baby, baby. Anywho, I haven't gotten any negative feedback, so that's a good thing. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the solo mission tonight. I am just kind of hanging out, just kind of shooting the shit, just rambling, let's be honest. It's the incoherent ramblings of a mad man.
Speaker: Now I will say I have drank less beer tonight than I typically do on a podcast. I don't know if that shouldn't have anything to do with lack of co -host. Maybe I don't have a drinking problem. Maybe they're the problem. I'm kidding, gentlemen. Before you get your panties all up in a bunch, Jeffrey.
Speaker: I don't get when I'm not there. Jeff's a little bit sensitive. Sometimes he gets offended pretty easily. But anywho, anywho, what shall we talk about next? Sometimes I would like to say that I'm shocked or surprised
Speaker: or caught off guard or completely flabbergasted by the chatter's box or some of the comments that come from the chatter's box. But I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
Speaker: I've been doing this for a long time and I'm really not anymore. I've seen some of the most random fucked up shit to some of the interesting, most interesting things. But I will say the tickle thing was a new one. Didn't take me by surprise or shocked me in any way, shape or form. It was just a new one. So.
Speaker: What? Well, you need to get ready and come in for the night because you still got homework and it's already after eight. What? Okay. You need to come in too. It's already after eight o 'clock. And now the kids funnel.
Speaker: Because yes, I am a dad, as most of you guys know, we are all dads on this here podcast. So typically, uh, my kids in general will kind of be filtering in and out throughout the show, um, kind of coming and going, if you will. Um,
Speaker: Tony some kind of pops in and out. We were definitely not suitable for working. We are not meant for kids, but our kids are always are. They're kind of used to us at this point. They just know what. Oh Jesus Christ. I'm getting a lot of sports news. I'm trying not to.
Speaker: Dive into that world. I already. I love hockey and I know playoffs are going on. Baseball is cool and they just started, but I'm already counting down the days for football, both college and NFL. I'm still watching the USFL. I watched. I watched the games yesterday. They weren't too bad. I think the XFL finished their season.
Speaker: Uh, I have no idea. I was trying to get into the XFL this year, but, um, um, to no luck. All right. So I forgot about this and this is what I, this is something I wanted to talk to you guys about. So, um, I don't know if you've noticed.
Speaker: or if you've seen fruit roll ups are starting to become a huge trend because of TikTok and whatever for various reasons. Whether it be, you know, there's the hack where if you take a fruit roll up and roll up ice cream in it and eat it as a snack,
Speaker: Um, but what are you doing? We have tissues, you know, we have tissues. You don't need to use that much to blow your nose. Um, so you're trying to go under the other reason, but I gotta wait a minute. Cause like I just said, we got kids. So.
Speaker: There's also a new trend on the adult TikTok, if you will. Not that there's a difference of ladies taking fruit roll ups and, you know, down's out. We'll wrap them up. And taking care of their significant other with a fruit roll up wrap.
Speaker: It's like a fruit roll up pecker burrito, if you will. And there's just a couple of reasons. Fruit rolls are in high demand, they're flying off the fucking shelves. You're really not able to find them.
Speaker: But there was a couple, I think it was a couple.
Speaker: Yeah, so you got like fruit roll up and honey and fruit roll up and ice cream and the fruit roll up BJs and all that. With the price of candy skyrocketing in Israel because of a viral video, an American couple was caught last week trying to smuggle 375 pounds, ladies and gentlemen, 375 pounds.
Speaker: of fruit roll ups stuffed into a suitcase. Uh, at an airport in, uh, in Israel near Tel Aviv, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, uh, unidentified couple was stopped for going over the 11 pound food. How the fuck do you.
Speaker: How big is your suitcase first and foremost? 375 fucking pounds of fruit roll ups. And ladies and gentlemen, if you don't know what a fruit roll up is or you ain't never seen a fruit roll up, they don't weigh that much. So there was a lot of fruit roll ups. A single roll up pack cost about 50 cents at an American dollar store.
Speaker: So that's just one fruit roll -up. But that same fruit roll -up can go for as much as $6 in Israel after the TikTok video showed, and they're keeping it family friendly because that's not the only reason that it's going viral right now, ladies and gentlemen. But a TikTok video showed fans how to freeze and wrap it around an ice cream and make a makeshift punchy cone.
Speaker: Now you don't necessarily have to freeze it or anything like that. We'll just take it out of a package and get you a little bit of ice cream, a little dollop of ice cream, if you will, and put it in there and just roll it up like a little ice cream burrito. And it gets hard and crunchy just from the ice cream itself. You don't have to freeze it or anything else. And it is, I mean, it's cool. It's not like game changing or mind blowing or anything like that, but the other thing,
Speaker: that I mentioned earlier about the fruit rolls. That's pretty nice. That's pretty damn nice. I'm just saying. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Ain't nothing wrong with that. I ain't mad at it.
Speaker: Sorry about the interruption. My bad.
Speaker: So the resulting popularity of the explosion on this has made the fruity strips scarce in both the US and abroad and has spawned a black market. Let's do a little math here. How much does a fruit roll up way?
Speaker: We'll roll up a variety pack. Let's see here. Let's see if it breaks down the math for Daddo. So 0 .5. How many ounces is in 375 pounds?
Speaker: 375 pounds is equivalent to 6 ,000. Okay. That's 6 ,000 ounces and 375 pounds.
Speaker: How much does an individual foot roll it for you? About a half an ounce. We'll go ahead and double that. We're just going to do simple quick math. 12 ,000 ounces. And I know this isn't scientific or a hundred percent. We're just throwing shit. We're just throwing shit out our asses right now. Just throwing shit at the wall.
Speaker: So, per what an individual fruit rollup is going for in Israel right now, that is the equivalent, roughly. Again, this isn't scientific, it no means, it's just me just pulling numbers out of my ass and kind of half ass attempting to make that make sense. But it's the equivalent of 72 ,000 American dollars.
Speaker: Now watch, I'm just did all that bullshit and I'm gonna continue to read through this article and it's gonna tell me how much it's worth. And I'll probably be really fucking wrong. I'll be off by like $8 million or some dumb shit like that. So yeah, obviously it's creating a black market. Last week alone, Israel customs officials confiscated at least 661 pounds of the candy according to the nation's tax authority.
Speaker: So you had one couple that accounted for 375 pounds of that 661 pounds. I feel bad for the husband, bro. He's got a lugger, right? Cause you know, I'm sorry, not unless she's some big burly bodybuilding type chick, that husband had to lug around that 375 fucking pounds, unless they broke it down into multiple back, which I'm hoping they did. And I'm assuming that they had it broken down in multiple suitcases, but still nevertheless.
Speaker: Uh, Mitchell Cohen, the owner of the historical or historic economy candy shop in the East village, uh, told a, the post that a customer recently placed in order for 10 ,000 boxes of fruit rollups. I reached out to my distributors. They said, look, dude, we haven't seen fruit rollups in months. Wow. You can just turn on the fruit rollup machine and crank more out. Yeah, you can.
Speaker: I guess they said they seen the same thing kind of happened during the pandemic when people went crazy over the toxic waste. Slime liquors because there was a similar viral obsession. Which look and function like a small deodorant, but instead apply a roll on sour liquid to consume consumers tongue. So it's like a deodorant stick that is actually candy. Or you. I'm just saying.
Speaker: They blew up TikTok so much, or blew up on TikTok so much that I couldn't even keep them on the shelves. Cohen said, American couple was caught last week trying to smuggle 300s of stuff in suitcases. Yeah, suitcases. Okay, so multiple suitcases. All right, so either way. But yeah, it just goes on. It's got some pictures of all the fruit roll ups. I mean,
Speaker: Even got some of these, uh, Brooklyn based, uh, joy ray fruit rollups calls it a healthier option than the general meals brand. Other companies trying to step up and, and, uh, you know, Lesser known, smaller companies trying to step up and, and, and, and, and earn a little something, something on the side for, for, for the viral, the craziness. You know what I mean? Um,
Speaker: Um, was there was something else that just, shit, I was talking about that story and something else popped into my head and then it went away all at the same damn time. As fast as it popped into my head and I was going to talk about it, I had to look it up real quick to make sure I had the right shit. It, it went away. Fuck.
Speaker: Damn, what the hell was I gonna say? Son of a bitch.
Speaker: Anywho, whatever. This is the power that social media has and the stranglehold that social media has on not only just America but the world. Something as simple as
Speaker: go with the PG version or the G version. Something as simple as ice cream wrapped up in a fruit roll -up has now made it virtually impossible to find and created a black market for said product. That is fucking wild. Absolutely insane.
Speaker: Damn. I totally lost my train of thought of what I was going to, what I was going to talk about after the freaking fruit roll ups that I can't find it. Damn it.
Speaker: And any who so In the news of the dumb And You think I'm dumb or you think I'm gonna ask because I
Speaker: I want to sterilize stupid people. Tourists follow GPS directions straight into the ocean. A sailboat crew jumped into action to save two tourists of their sinking van after they drove it into
Speaker: the Hanukkoa Harbor, and I hope I said that right. And, uh, God damn you, Hawaii, Kailua Kona, Hawaii. And, uh, I hope I, hopefully I was even remotely close to getting that right. Anybody who listens from Hawaii or, or Hawaiian descent or native or whatever, please don't yell at me. I'm trying over here. God damn it.
Speaker: Video of the incidents captured by local Christine Hutchinson shows the quick thinking crew swimming up to the driver and passenger and helping them out of the silver Chrysler Town and Country through the front windows. Meanwhile, another pair of men tied a rope to the back of the van attempting to pull it back onto the boat ramp, but ultimately failed as it quickly became fully submerged.
Speaker: Pretty sure that wasn't supposed to happen. Hutchinson can be heard saying from behind the camera as she recorded the nearly four and a half minute video. Hutchinson later explained that the, in a story full report, the crew of the Nia sailboat had returned from a day of sailing when they witnessed the car drive head on into the harbor beside them. I mean, just fall on, see ya. No fucks given, not paying any attention.
Speaker: And yes, before we ask, it was a woman driver. Yes, she was a little bit older than I am.
Speaker: The tourists, the passengers were tourists trying to find a manta ray snorkel tour company in the harbor and had been following their GPS directions when they took a wrong turn into the water. Hutchinson said, online viewers of the footage have pointed out that the office characters, Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute found themselves in a similar predicament in an episode of the sitcom
Speaker: I just watched this episode. One said Michael Scott did already did this episode for many others. This incredible incidents and subsequent report have left one pressing question unanswered. How does this happen? Well, I'll tell you how it happens. It's not that hard to figure out. People are fucking stupid.
Speaker: and we've catered and coddled and protected the stupid people for way too long now. This isn't the first news story of things like this happening. There's been news stories from like New York, whatnot. One lady drove off of a truck dock,
Speaker: how she ended up there. Yeah, I got a show to do. Tony, it's two and a half hours. I got a fucking show to do. It's 8 30. Calm down. Jesus Christ. Actually, this is the first time he's ever been here. Like a shipping area or whatever.
Speaker: And, and just taking a left turn because the GPS said to and drove right off the fucking dock. Smash and shit. Uh, yeah, no, he's not going to make it. Unfortunately for you. Um, just, I mean, it's not the first time people have ended up in the water. And here's the thing as somebody,
Speaker: Dude, I have done so many fucking stories and things tonight. Motherfucker, you ain't sway. You ain't KCK some either. News flash. Playing music's been done for centuries now, Tony. Calm down.
Speaker: I've done so many stories of shit today, but there's been so many stories in the news throughout the years of people following their GPS's and driving into water or crashing into walls or driving off the side of shit. Um, I've been all over the place tonight. I have been one adh ad.
Speaker: Spoiler alert, you talk to yourself. You have fights with yourself. You're the only guy I know that on social media that will call out imaginary people to fight. Well, PSA, you sons of bitches, this is amnesty hour. Come on up. I dare you. Two hours later.
Speaker: That's what I thought. Yep. She started with me. Oh, God, I want to get into this discussion with the guys eventually. Squatters and squatter rights. Because I'm like, what is stopping like?
Speaker: These new housing developments for these big fucking mansions and shit that go up, I can't believe more people are not jumping on the squatters, right? And I know like in certain countries, like I think Puerto Rico and the Dominican, I think this is kind of an issue down there. I mean, I could have.
Speaker: Yeah. Do you know what squatters are, Tony D? I'm getting there. I'm going to tell you. But like in Puerto Rico and Dominican Republic and stuff like that, there's issues where they like people have vacation homes and shit, even like in the States and like Florida and various other places where people have vacation homes.
Speaker: Once somebody moves in, just sees it empty and they move into it and they're there for so long, you can't just call the cops and throw them out. They have rights. It's called squatter rights because that's what they're doing. They're basically essentially just squatting on a property and they make it their own. But there's a new thing out there and I'm going to have to research it. Like I said, I want to have this conversation with you guys. Um, I got to research it a little bit more. Um,
Speaker: But, um, I can't remember what the rule is, but I could build a brand new house. Right. And, and before I even get a chance to move in, somebody can move in and, and, and, and claim, uh, absent domicile or some shit like that, or, or, or if a house is set empty, say like, uh, you know, your, your grandparents own a house or something like that. It may pass away and you're going through.
Speaker: Oh the will and the lawyers and and all that bullshit and it's and it sets empty While you're waiting for stuff to get figured out say family members are disputing it or whatever if it sets empty for so long somebody can just claim it is theirs and Then you can't just throw them out. It becomes a whole a whole fucking
Speaker: disaster a whole fucking process to get them out but the squatters are doing this a lot like in vacation homes and then like down in the Puerto Rico and Dominican Republic and stuff like that. They're vacation homes. So people are only there a couple months out of the year and they move in and then they're there for six, seven months and you just can't go down and throw them out. They have rights which is wild to me because once again, we are giving criminals who are knowingly breaking the law rights.
Speaker: when the other rights they should get is the bottom of my boot upside their fucking head. But it's starting to come back into full effect again, where it's becoming
Speaker: prevalent and people are talking more and more and more about squatters and I think it's like this absentee dom and solve or some shit like that where it's becoming more of an issue again, especially with people coming, you know, still trying to recoup and recover after the after the pandemic and and
Speaker: You know all that dumb shit I lost my I'm sorry words are hard. Um So it's starting to be in the news more and more now Fuck I totally lost my train of thought Where I was going with that. But any who any who I'd like to talk to the guys about it. But in the meantime I'll do some more research on it. I'll look it up and get the right the right number or
Speaker: technical terms and, and all that bullshit out there out of the way. Um, shit. But it made me remember that because a squatter as property owner on date as payment for utilities, he's leached.
Speaker: they're charging the property owners. Not only are they able to steal your fucking house, but then they're able to demand that you pay for the utilities. Like, what the fuck? How is that even in the realm of making any fucking sense at all? You literally just broke breaking and entering. It's got to be some kind of felony theft. I mean, you're stealing a fucking house. Some of these people are stealing mansions.
Speaker: Um, so, but I digress. Oh shit. Well, here you go, Tony D. Since you guys, since you were the one that was like, Oh, just burp. It's your show. It's your thing.
Speaker: Oh, I gotta send something here. There we go. This young lady, sorry, I shouldn't laugh, but.
Speaker: I couldn't stop burping, not in a million years that I suspect that I had stage three answer. And ladies and gentlemen, where does this happen at? But nowhere else other than Florida. Florida woman was horrified after discovering that her nonstop belching was actually a warning sign that she was suffering from a potential deadly cancer. Holy crap. I don't think I have cancer. I just burped because I drink a lot of beer.
Speaker: Never thought that it could be linked to such a horrible disease," said Bailey McBree. She's only 24. She's just a baby of the unusual symptoms. I don't know if I will ever fully process the fact that I am diagnosed with such an aggressive and late -stage cancer. The Florida nurse specifically suffered from colon cancer, a variant of the disease that starts in the large intestine
Speaker: Typically affecting older adults, the insidious affliction is the third leading cause of cancer related deaths in both men and women. Holy crap. McBreen worked in a plastic surgery and cardiac units and said she barely burped until 2021 when she started suffering from attacks while on a trip to Nashville with her fiance, Kate.
Speaker: I would burp five to 10 times a day. That's, that does not come. That does not consist of, I couldn't stop burping. I burped 10 to 20 times an episode. All right. I'm out here. I suck. She has Florida hopes or it sucks. She, she's in Florida. She's from Florida, but it sucks even more than she has cancer. Hopefully she'll be okay. Um,
Speaker: She's had some surgeries and everything like that. Looks like she's on the moon. That's good. That's good. But, anywho, what's up Dylan? This fucking guy. You know what, he's gonna come in and he's gonna say something stupid. He's gonna say something lame. He's gonna act like he's important. He's gonna talk shit. And I'm gonna let him, cause I'm gonna go take a piss.
Speaker: Because you need me up here. I don't fucking need you. I just did almost three hours without you. You need me up here. You need me up here. Just stop it now. Just stop it. Just stop it. How the hell is everybody? I'm here to save this episode once again, being the superhero that I am. What's up to the dog?
Speaker: Dylan, how you doing? Helen, how you doing? I even dedicated a song to you. Peter Piper fucked up. Jesus going on Amanda, how you doing? Oh my God. Dylan, I saw you over there on TikTok. Appreciate you, man. That's an almost free hour. I can't even believe this is your life without this dude needing me. This is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is exhausting. The belt is hiding from you.
Speaker: No, I'm trying to find the guy who needs you. You, motherfucker! Who's this Asian guy in my house that you keep calling you? You? What me? You! Just almost three hours of awesomeness. Who's this Asian guy? I didn't even know we had an Asian guy on the show. Jesus.
Speaker: I sit back, I try to get ready for the meeting. I'm sitting here watching you, you was reading the news, you were doing good. Then you started giggling at yourself. Oh, I was giggling at some of the comments. It had been 12 in the past hour and a half.
Speaker: I didn't know my Twitch page was running. I don't know who the hell it is over there. I do want to thank them for being here, but I'd like to know who the hell it is in the first place. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know who's Twitch page it's off of. I don't know if theirs are ours or... It's my Twitch. And they're not coming up on the stream. If you could choose any celebrity to get to see get tickled. What? I say just to be, but it's not just because it's him.
Speaker: Yeah, that was just one of those random ass, weird questions. Like I said, I've - I'm not even following it. It just popped up. So, okay. Lisa got out. Thank you. I did lose a follower on Twitch. Fuck. That's because I was talking shit about you. I told him that you are a racist and you voted for Trump. No.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I was just one of them random ass comments that wasn't terrible. So I entertained it and it was like, just put out a list of celebrities that I would like to see get tickled. Not for any sexual gratification gratification or anything like that, but they asked about Jake Paul and I said, I don't know if I want to see him get tickled or beat to death with a kendo stick. Unbelievable.
Speaker: I planned on being alone tonight, so I had rapid -fire topics. You know, when I plan to be alone, I don't plan anymore than an hour. But that's me. Our show's three hours. Does it have to be every night? It used to be two. Our show's three hours. Three hours, twice a week, two hours, once a week. Our show is three hours.
Speaker: We were filling content for three hours. Our show is three hours. Plus, I don't put myself on a schedule like everybody else does. I'm a free spirit. I can't be held down, Tony. I can't be held back by restrictions. Dylan, I can go two hours, trust me. I just try to be. Tony's lucky we can last 30 seconds. Please. It's tough, Tony D, when you're just
Speaker: This awesome, the self -proclaimed, unchallenged podcast champion of the world, greatest podcast champion of the world. I still remain the mayor. Podcast champion of the world, greatest host of all time. My legacy lives. Helen's right. I'm just saying.
Speaker: I wouldn't expect much more than the first time. Three minutes max. The first time. Set your expectations. Set the bar real low. That way you're not disappointed. That's why I say all the bad things.
Speaker: about me, that way the expectations are already set real low. And then they're like, well, it wasn't that bad. It was all right. That's how you continue to impress people. And then I went, you know. So wait a minute. Duh, Tony. Why do you think I'm the greatest champion of all time? That's just pathetic. You're the man, you damn right I am.
Speaker: You better not thought she was. Yeah, I kind of your ass bitch. Hey, just like Kaiser. So say the greatest trick the devil ever pulled on the world was make convincing him that he didn't exist. Kaiser. So say the shit out of them.
Speaker: Don't worry, Tony will have a timer set because he sits by, he runs his life by guidelines, restrictions, and times. That's why he can't deal with my ass because I'm unhinged and I'm a free spirit. Well, now we're time to close shop down. I set expectations very low. That way exceeding them are super easy. Boom.
Speaker: Championship material right there, Tony D. Call it what you want. How's your meeting, sir? Formal. Informative? Formal. Very formal. How do you have a formal meeting? Do you guys do Zoom or just over the phone? Both. When the pandemic hit, a lot of meetings went to video conferencing. Yeah, like Zoom and stuff like that? So I do a bunch of them. I do two of them off.
Speaker: I have an in -person meeting that I had just normal. So I went three meetings a month off the rip. And she said that I didn't, I will do this shit. I can put it down, but I will do this shit. That shit was funny as fuck because she's not wrong. She's not wrong. On my wedding day, my mother told my nephew to take my phone away from me.
Speaker: Listen, the mic won't let the wind start with until you give me your phone. I said, you know, I'm going to not be an ass and give it to you. But y 'all not going to run my damn thing. Yeah. I'm going to move these little means, and any time anybody needs to have a meeting and they can't get together, I said, call them. I said, give me a call. We can do it at teleconference.
Speaker: I mean, it just makes more sense to me. People can't schedule because they can't meet up or they get caught in traffic. And everybody's always talking about the new excuse for being like, you're right. There's no excuse to pick up the fucking phone and let's do it right now. I've been telling that shit for a minute and a lot of officials don't want to do it that way because they want to have in -person signatures and everything. And so if you've got a teleconference that's recorded, there's your signature. There's your verification. If you do a video conference, they'll be right there face to face.
Speaker: Well, yeah, and I mean, Zoom app on their phone, let's do this. I'll tell you that. Well, in a lot of companies, you know, speaking about during the pandemic, a lot of companies, especially like tech companies or companies that were able to work from home type deal, you know, a lot of times, and I don't know how it is for your company, your work for, but I know like my company, if we have a meeting, we have a sign in sheet.
Speaker: You got a teleconference. There's your sign. But that's what they were. You had a login. Yes. And it showed if you were logged in or not for the meeting. So yeah, there was your confirmation. You teleconference is over quoted. Your zooms are right there. They could be shared. Well, see, that's where you're wrong. Because his notifications are always turned on. So it would not sound like a sex toy. It would just be mood music.
Speaker: I got mega mood music. We've all heard Tony live whether it be on on his own on his own broadcast or various other broadcasts that Tony is involved in. We've all heard his phones his phone going off in the background. It is not. It's generally loud as fuck. I gotta read about a speaker.
Speaker: My phone is usually always on vibrate or my notifications are turned off or are muted, not turned off. I just have my sound muted because my phone could be used as a goddamn sex toy with the amount of notifications and shit I get when it's on vibrate. Jason, did I?
Speaker: Hey, you know what I mean? Hot dogs, there's soppy Joes out there. Kermit the frog. Kermit the frog. You can have more than one hot dog. I know you're probably hungry, so you need to take a shower tonight. Did you get your homework done? I just need to leave Kermit in here with me. Maybe you got something to say with everybody else. A little beer, Kermit? Wow.
Speaker: You'll be expecting undivided attention. Everybody expects undivided attention. That's the exhaustion. I don't blame her. If I was married to that fat pig, I'd drink too, Kermit. Wow. Ah, she really is a pig. Wow. Wow. What? That's the new co -host of the show. Kermit D. Frog. Wow. D stands for D's nuts. I knew it was coming.
Speaker: How am I supposed to make me a hot dog? How am I supposed to make me a hot dog? Just put it in the microwave. Just put it on the plate and set the plate on the little spinny thing. It'll balance on there and rotate around. What happened to that plate thing? It's in the dishwasher because I cleaned the microwave this weekend. Did you guys fix the dishwasher? Yeah, we got brand new dishwasher. Yeah, they came and fixed it Friday afternoon. She will chew that up now.
Speaker: Sure. No, I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. I'm actually relatively surprised by a lot of the people when you see the muppets or the puppets like when you see their actors who do their voices or like voice over actors because I would have never thought in a million years
Speaker: that now granted, I've known this for forever in a day because it's been, you know, the show is so popular that, uh, Mark Simpson was a female in the beginning. And Linda Cartwright, I think that's her name. She's a very popular voice actress. I think that's who does the voice of, uh, Bart Simpson.
Speaker: Uh, let's see if I can pull this up here real quick. Oh, sorry, not Linda. Nancy, Nancy Cartwright. My bad. I apologize. Holy shit, she's from Ohio. Yeah, I know that goes with the same thing, so I was Ray Parker Jr.
Speaker: She also voices other characters on the show, including Nelson Muntz, the bully, Ralph Wiggum, Chief Wiggum's son, Todd Flanders, Ned Flanders' son, Kearney, Database, I think Database is that nerd, and Maggie. Huh.
Speaker: Alongside voice, her first professional role was voicing Gloria in the animated series, Richie Rich, followed by a starring role in the movie, Mary Ann Rose White, a huge feature film, The Twilight Zone, the movie, a source about this one, Tracy Allman Show, the role of, she auditioned for the role of Lisa,
Speaker: but got part. She did Daphne, Gilfin and Snorks, Rufus and Kim Possible, Mindy and Animaniacs, Pistol and Goof Troop, the Robots in the Crash Box, Jesus Christ. She was Chucky and Rugrats and Rugrats all growed up.
Speaker: And she published a book in her autobiography in 2000, my life as a 10 year old boy. Because she's been Bart for so long. Right. Before years later adopted it into a one woman play. Wow. Holy damn. Holy shit. busy busy as people out there. She's from Ohio. She's in Ohio. And that's what's up.
Speaker: Shout out Ohio, Ohio in the building. Well, I knew that the Ghostbusters theme song was done by a black guy. I think everybody knows that. Should. Well, those of us who are around would. Yeah, I was going to say because. Shit, there was a whole ass music video and everything that was back when we had music videos. That's what I did.
Speaker: Yeah. Ray Parker Jr. Yeah, there's a video there. I won't play it because I know it'll get me in trouble. I know for a fact that song will get me in trouble. That motherfucking song is iconic. Exactly. That's like the damn song from Beverly Hills Cop, Back to the Future. Certain songs in the future. Huey Lewis in the News.
Speaker: What up Sadie? Some of the harder rockin' room? What was the Back to the Future theme song? What's the other movie you said? Beverly Hills Cop. Beverly Hills Cop was... I'm talking about songs that were right off the rip from the first note will get us in trouble.
Speaker: That means you're playing too many songs. The power of love. And back in time, like Huey Lewis. That was Huey Lewis. From the Back to the Future movies. I'm trying to think of other movie like songs that are synonymous for movies. Obviously like I've had the time of my life with Dirty Dancing, Grease,
Speaker: Any fucking song from God damn Grease. Neutron dance, Point of Sisters, Beverly Hills Cop. The other song she did, Patti LaBelle did a song, Beverly Hills Cop, what the fuck a song. Stir it up. Yeah, I was talking about that. Is that what the Neutron song is? That keyboard, right at the beginning it had that keyboard. Neutron dance, yeah. Yeah. Girls on the front of Beverly Hills Cop. It had that shit in it.
Speaker: We officially have a wedding Venmo, whatever that means. Wow. I think it's like a savings thing that we're throwing money into. I should get a card. What's that? Make sure you get the card. I think Nicky's got one. I got enough. Plans have changed for the wedding. Why am I not surprised?
Speaker: Nicki had a pretty good idea today and we started looking into it. I'll divulge more as it becomes more official. You should wait. Don't tell the whole thing. Oh no, that's what I said. Well, as it becomes more official and as it gets closer and as things are actually sitting in play. Uh oh. Uh oh.
Speaker: Tony, you're dropping the ball. How am I dropping the ball? You're dropping the ball, man. I don't know. I made the ball with somebody, so I blamed you. Sadie's here. Yeah, you're late. I said how are you? This doesn't take to send a letter to Canada. Who's it going to? Canada. It says, dear Canada, f*** you. Sorry, Sadie. I've dropped that ball on purpose.
Speaker: I think I deleted Jeff's lame ass attempt to give Liggy a sound clip. I said, you got to be better. How do you two? My son, my, my bitch. Oh, we got to connect in the building, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: We're gonna get her all hopped up on maple syrup one night. We'll get her on camera. She'll get on here talking shit, yelling at me. Maple, maple syrup. We mount our mooses at dawn and we ride out. There's plenty of homework to do.
Speaker: We were talking about expectations being set very low. Trust me, when it comes to Jeff, in any facet of the word, the expectations are set very low when it comes to Jeff. On purpose. He over excelled on the short bus. He was the booger eater and the window licker. It's the only time in his life he's excelled.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm the greatest short bus rider ever. Uh -oh. I've known Jeff long enough I can say shit like that. That moose, the mooses better stay away from my ding dong, Jeeves. I'm just saying, I beat the hell out of a moose, damn it. They've been added to the list.
Speaker: I hit him right in that big old box of a nose they have. Like Brock Lesnar just beat up Cody. Cody beat the fuck out of my backlash, I guess. I haven't watched backlash yet. I just seen a video of it, but Cody beat the brakes off of Brock Lesnar. I don't believe that. Dude, he hit that man with everything, including a kitchen sink.
Speaker: Yeah, his face is fucked up. We got a black eye and it's calling us for it. Cody beat the fuck out of Brock Lesnar backlash. And then Brock had him in a fucking submission hold and Cody somehow rolled his ass up to get the win. Eating boogies and licking windows at the same time. Hashtag skills. Hashtag skills. Cody, we're just your brother. Tell Dustin we said, come on back. This is ridiculous.
Speaker: Much like Tony, both of my co -hosts can multitask. Enjoy that. That's nasty. That's nasty. Why is it nasty? That's nasty. Why is it nasty? I'm just saying you guys can multitask. She said eating boogers and living windows, that's nasty. Yeah, that's what I said, on the short bus. The short bus consists of two types of special needs, booger eaters or window lickers.
Speaker: They're all wearing helmets. Yay! I gotta go to school like the big boy did ahead. I'm the big boy! Trump supporter. That's a what? I voted independent. I mean, you voted for Trump. I voted for Harry Peters. That means you voted for Trump. I didn't actually vote for Trump. I don't believe you. I really didn't.
Speaker: Uh, I, to be honest, I played on it, but I was, uh, had acts of violence threatened upon me if I did. You scared? Huh? Were you scared? No, I wasn't scared. I didn't want to go to jail. I mean, that makes sense, but yeah. So I just took my happy ass to work and worked my 16 hour day and didn't go vote.
Speaker: Cause had a man said that to me, I would've taken him up on that offer, but it was my ex -wife. And I'm like, apparently I can't throat punch your bitch ass. She gonna tell you who to fuck the vote for. She did. Remember the conversation we had a couple of weeks ago about not only, not abuse isn't always physical, it's also mental. Yes. Yeah. I was a broken man. Hell, I still go through mental abuse from people. But I'm still gonna be me. I was broken, man.
Speaker: I ain't no more, but yeah, like I said, I really don't need to deal with that fucking stress in my life. So, and if you come at me sideways, I know I'm going to defend myself and I already know how it's going to look. I'm six to close to 300 pounds. You're five foot. Nothing. I'm going to jail. They're gonna go really sure. Self -defense. Really? Look at you. Look at her.
Speaker: Plus, as I found out in the south, the laws and stuff in the south are really fucked up. That's why I stay in the house and live alone. It's better this way. The man loses his damn shit. People don't believe me. I said, y 'all come on, move down here then. I ain't moving down there. That's why you don't fucking understand. I can't wait to get back to the south.
Speaker: I told y 'all, my three landing spots, as soon as my physical stars, yeah. Oh, you're a hundred percent, a hundred, a hundred percent accurate. I cannot agree more. Trust me, my physical stars. These abuse ladies and gentlemen, so y 'all go ahead and keep talking shit. I wear all my physical scars all day. I don't even bother me. Then don't worry about you motherfuckers trying to take my job. So go ahead and keep talking shit.
Speaker: My physical scars while the rest of these motherfuckers don't and then get mad when you get kicked off of platforms for talking too much shit. I'm tired of telling y 'all.
Speaker: You talk about your passing personal experiences. I shouldn't get you in trouble. If it does well, then you got a whole another fucked up situation. Yeah, my physical scars. Yeah, my body hurts from time to time. Sometimes I'm a little self conscious about a couple of them. That's a great thing about this show. I can wear my glasses and you can't see some of them that I'm a little self conscious about. But outside of that, yeah, the mental ones. You can spend years and years and years and years trying to heal. I know plenty of people going through mental. That's why I try to give anybody.
Speaker: years and years and not and not fully recover from it but there's a there's a young man on tiktok that i really like i enjoy his content he does barbecuing um and uh he's he's from down south somewhere but um he uh posted on instagram yesterday because he's been getting a lot of questions about
Speaker: his life and his goals and stuff like that. And I've heard people say it before and it's one of those things that's kind of somewhat resonated with me and I've kind of listened to a little bit, but I was watching this video yesterday and he was like, you know, one of the things as far as achievements goal and life goals go, I just want to be better tomorrow than what I was today.
Speaker: I'm not gonna honestly, that's all any of us can do. They strive to be better tomorrow than what we were today, pretty much. Glick therapy, we could do a whole ass fucking show on that. You just gotta be willing to.
Speaker: to, you know what, I'm just not even gonna say it because there's no way around for me to say it. You can't be shut off like Tony Diaz. You gotta be all open, damn it. I'm trying to be careful because I know how she is. She already got me earlier when I was trying to talk about freaking pasta being dumped in the water. I have to choose my words wisely.
Speaker: Yeah, that could be a whole ass fucking show right there. I don't, I don't, I have no shame in talking about it. I know a lot of people are like, oh my God, I can't believe you. And I'm like, why? It happened. It's a part of who I am. I can't fucking, I spent many years running from it and hiding from it. And it's a damn shame that anybody feels like they have to hide from their past or, or bury it.
Speaker: Mm -hmm. And I had to learn that the hard way, unfortunately. And I don't get anything bad happen to me. It's just sometimes you got to get kicked in the head a couple times before you're like, you know what? It's OK. It's not that bad. It doesn't make me a pussy. We're still kicking Tony in the head. She's a man. She's too manly. He's 100 % hetero man.
Speaker: I guess I'm gay. Cuz I don't. If you don't wanna be. I don't wanna be. As your viral YouTube. I don't like men's. I like women's, women's, women's, women's. I ain't gays no more. I love that YouTube video. It cracks you up every time.
Speaker: I love black churches. They're so much fun. I was in a black church. I'll act like you ain't never been to one. Jesus Christ. Did you go to them stuffy ass white Catholic churches? What's wrong with the Catholic church? They're stuffy, white, and boring. All of them? Yeah. No. Dumbass. No. He was a good Southern black church. That's good stuff right there. No. I'm sure I was at the same.
Speaker: Well, the first time I got invited to church, church, I said, I don't go to church. My buddy's grandma said, you won't bring your ass to church. I'm going to drag your ass to church. I was still in church. Well, this was up here in Ohio, but it was, and guess who was at church Sunday morning? You. Guess who stood out like a sore thumb.
Speaker: I said, you know, there was like three white people in that damn church. And all six foot two of my big ass was just like a big old flashing neon sign. I still got a most church that I go to. But I had fun, man. It was it was awesome. I went several times. It was the only time I enjoyed going to church. They will try to go crazy if you don't go to church. They take offense. I'm like, why?
Speaker: You won't come to mind. The only time I had fun going to church is when I went to my buddy's family's church, man. And I had a ball. I'm not starting on the Catholics. Trust me, I have Mexican sisters that get their panties all up in a twist when I start making fun of religion because they're Catholic.
Speaker: But it's equal opportunity. I make fun of all religions, but, um, I don't think Tony's going to appreciate me kissing and caressing him on his head. Right on his big old milk done. I think I'd be the only time he'd sign up for somebody kicking him in there. Tony, I'm going to kiss and crush your milk. That's why some of y 'all questionable sexuals.
Speaker: I'm just repeating what she said. She said no. She said no kicking. I'm just saying. Come here, Tony. Do you let me kiss your head in courage? Come here, baby boy. Come here, baby boy. I own a gun on that shit over. Hola. Come here. Come to Papi.
Speaker: She said, stand down. I'll take care of it. Stand down, soldier. I mean, if I gotta take one for the team, I'll take a bullet for the team, I guess. Come here, Tony D. It's gonna be all right. Shooting the fuck out of my head. There's your big bald head right here on my hairy chest. Nope. I love making Tony D uncomfortable.
Speaker: That's what's wrong with y 'all. Too many people looking to do it. It's just fun. It's easy like Sunday morning. Oh my god, this motherfucker. Oh hell. What do you say, Tony D? I'm good.
Speaker: Get the popes to kiss you on the head. I'm gonna mouth kiss the Pope. No, you ain't. I hope all them boys beat your ass. Well, that's not very Christian -like. Don't care. It's not fucking with people. You're gonna lean in to kiss me on the forehead. I'm gonna go, muah, gotcha, fucker. Now you gay. We got a gay Pope.
Speaker: Cape Hope in the belly. Gonna be drinking Bud Light, driving around in a rainbow Popemobile. Y 'all is clean. All because of a Sasquatch named Glick. Still laughing at himself. Still laughing at himself, ladies and gentlemen. Jesus is laughing at me too. Jesus cooking and paying attention. Oh, he's paying attention.
Speaker: I'm fucking hilarious, Tony, if you deal with it. I'm a fucking genius. I gotta ring the poke and kiss. It rhymes with block ring. Oh, my fellow thank you. I cannot help this guy. He's all yours. And he doesn't care.
Speaker: All yours. Sorry, Pope, I'm possessed by a demon. That cannot be held accountable for my actions. Look so sighs him, it says words of hard spelling how you want to. Juice is done cooking. Oh, it's RDD. One day you'll come to terms with the fact that I'm amazing.
Speaker: I'm awesome. I'm spectacular. I'm stupendous. You can tell yourself but it is fabulous. And one day you'll admit you love me. Not like Caleb. Just a word of the spot. Straight prologue.
Speaker: Not Caleb. Dudes can love each other, Tony D. Just love me, Tony. Any and every time men talk about male intimacy, I drift. You what? I drift. The fuck away. Male intimacy makes you quiver and shape? They make me uncomfortable, yes. Because of how far motherfuckers are taking it these days, yes. I say this shit with pride.
Speaker: Tony is fabulous. Tony's awesome. I tell Tony he's awesome all the time. I tell Jeff he's awesome all the time in his own special little quirky way. He's awesome he can still breathe in that bathroom. Man, I'm telling you. It's probably safer to go to Chernobyl.
Speaker: Jump into that bathroom. I bet that chair needs air. God, I love Jeff to death. I really do. But damn it, I know that fucker's so damn well that I wish we were only joking right now, ladies and gentlemen. I really do. I don't know him that well. He does. I really do.
Speaker: The fuckers still got Big Mac rappers in there from last year on the podcast when he was eating them. He's probably got two dead dogs in there too. Oh Lord. Head or heads? Just asking. Clarification. They both look like milk duds.
Speaker: Well, it's like a mushroom. Mushroom. Calm down, Tokyo Drift. We understand. She said, if you catch my drift. It's obvious. I'm trying to get a mushroom stamp. Word. Word life, basic economics.
Speaker: Oh, well, ladies and gentlemen, let's finish show. You guys got to enjoy some solo click action. Then at the end, you got a little Ebony and Ivory action. Well, we're going to need you to practice on your multitasking. Well, we're not. Tony is. Multitasking is great. We know.
Speaker: your multicasting is gonna get you killed and buried in Scotland. You're gonna fuck up and grab your phone. No disrespect, but we know she's crazy. Best to be on her side. That kind of crazy. Yes. Excuse me.
Speaker: We do appreciate you guys hanging out. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show tonight as always. We'll be back Wednesday night with a full crew. Glick and the Corky's will be back. Corky and Radio will be joining Glick. I'll make myself laugh. Oh, Tony, what should we do tonight to end the show?
Speaker: You know what? Fuck it. Actually, I really like this one. I feel bad because I can never remember their fucking band name. I will eventually, guys. Okay, here we go.
Speaker: just because this song is super popular right now. And these guys did a pretty good job at it. They're going to come all directions in the candy, right? Now we do appreciate y 'all listening. Go ahead and check out social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and the Tiki Taki.
Speaker: YouTube and Twitch live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays. Get in the chatters box. Shoot to shit with us. Come hang out with your boys live. And if you can't hang out with us live, well, just listen to us whenever you can on Spotify and everybody else in the podcast, all that nonsensical nonsense podcast. Give us a follow. Give us a like, give us a share. If you'd be so bad and go ahead and enjoy a little, uh, our last night with their cover of Morgan Wallin's last night.
Speaker: BAM Last night we let the liquor talk I can't remember everything we said but we said it all You told me that you wish I was somebody you never met But baby, baby, something's telling
Speaker: No way it was the last night that we break up I see a few lights in the dust You call your mama, I call your bluff In the middle of the night, pull right back up Your life, my friends say let her go Your friends say what the hell I wanted Take her kind of love for nothing Oh baby, last night we let the liquor talk I can't remember everything we said but we said
Speaker: We said, but we said too much, I know
Speaker: I know you said this time you really weren't coming back again But baby, baby, something's telling me this ain't over yet No way it was our last night No way it was our last night Yes, if you believe in his policies What he's advertising is his policies
Speaker: What you listening to over there buddy? Looking at recent news stories, trying to see what I'm gonna put together. Recent news stories? Oh yeah. You can't do that though. Shh. You were just mocking me for doing recent news stories and having content prepared and ready to go so I could rapid fire stories all night. I'll show you how to do it in the water. Unfortunately, I can't be an angry black man.
Speaker: My skin's too white. Of course, none of that can't be privileged white man. You know what? I know the angry black guy works for you, but I'm looking for all my white privileges. I have not found them in 42 years. I don't think you're looking hard enough because you don't give a fuck. No, because I provide for myself or I provide for my own. I do too. I'll bust my ass. I gotta work every day. I do too.
Speaker: Past year has been a little bit of complication, but I do too. You do what you got to do though, but yeah, but you're still doing what you got to do and you're still getting by trying to do. You're not like you're, it's not like you're mooching off anything like that. You know what I mean? I just spoiled a lot of y 'all being up to him when I wasn't going to work. I mean, you did spend a lot of time online, huh? Past year, yeah. Cause I was home. You got your medical issues, man. That's the biggest thing.
Speaker: Like I said, you know, a lot of times when we have conversations and we talk about things, I try to bring a full spectrum and not just one side. And you're on that opposite end of the spectrum where, despite what people say about COVID or whatever, you actually had it, you actually went through it. I just went through this shit at this last meeting. I was just breaking it down. Somebody told me about a new treatment they got for it. That should knock all of it out. And we was looking at mess up. Then I told them, well, I'll say that for later because they got it.
Speaker: They got a new one coming out next year. Y 'all better get ready for a new pandemic. Man, as long as I'm still working, I don't even give a fuck. I didn't do it until I got sick with this shit last year. Clearly, I'm immune to COVID. So because you wasn't doing shit during COVID and you got it and it's fucked you up. Jeff don't never leave his bathroom. His doctor told me he had to shave his beard and he had it like twice. And my ass was traveling all over the place.
Speaker: Going all over Ohio, going down to Tennessee, going here, going there, and I never even got sick. I don't know how the hell me and Jason got it last year. That's what I was gonna say, you were actually taking precautions. Yes, I was. My ass was out there. I was in the streets.
Speaker: He hadn't, he wouldn't have met me first and foremost, Leggy. That's my tone. Yeah, that's my click. Anywho, that was our last night with their cover of Morgan Wallen's last night. Great song. Love the song. I hate the trend that's come along with the song because the trend's fucking stupid as fuck.
Speaker: There's a bunch of fucking goofy little skanks on TikTok thinking they're gonna take other women's men and playing that song in the background. But it's a great song, nonetheless. We do appreciate y 'all listening. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show. Tony D, thank you for coming in. Wendy got a chance too. We hung out a little bit longer than usual, but Tony was here, so I figured the, hi baby girl. Hi.
Speaker: I'm sorry. Yeah. But we'll be back Wednesday night with a brand new episode. Same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel as Jeffrey would tell you people's nonsensical bullshit. Nonsensical bullshit. Hashtag nonsensical bullshit. That's my contribution for the show.
Speaker: Touch on wood. I have not had COVID either. Jeeves, I like the band. Did the cover flower? Wait, what? Jeeves, message me outside of here. Let me know. I'll play it. If you like a song and I can find a cover to it, I'll play it on the show. Like you got her sunglasses at night. Long distance dedication from Ohio to California. Really, Tony? You act like you don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker: California. Somewhere out there. Somewhere. Somewhere. I don't know where the Mexicans live. Anywho, and we got the club release. Tony's favorite song. The remake of the cover of no dignity that we played earlier. We dedicated it to you, buddy. I got to admit that was original book. Wow.
Speaker: No. No. We'll see you guys Wednesday night. As Jeffrey would tell you, douches. Tony, would you help me out with this one? In the words of Michael, the big dog. Peace out. Peace out. Hey, hello. Tony, do you let these sum -a -mum -a -bitches know one time?
Speaker: Mother had your mother made your motherfucking ghost lawyer, man. Wow. That was so enthusiastic. That was the most unenthusiastic. I'm not as tired as you are, woman. Wow. And with that, ladies and gentlemen, be good. Or be good at it. Or as we learn tonight, set your expectations. Very little. So you come out like a rock star.
Speaker: Oh, for fuck's sake. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Exactly. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Okay, hit the button. I'll say it for you, too. Hit the button. Hit the button!
