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Speaker: It's, uh, what a happy Monday, everybody. It was a fantastic Monday for this guy. Still celebrating the win. The Brownies is going to kill me.

Speaker: be the death of me but we'll get into that later. What's going on everybody? Happy Monday. Hopefully, you got your week started off right and it wasn't too bad of a Monday at the end of the day for you. I'm Glick. This is nonsensical nonsense. I'm running this **** solo. Still trying to recover from Saturday night's episode. We'll get into that one too.

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Speaker: Well, I got, I got, um, I got so many shirts. I got a ton of jerseys, mainly guys who are not here. My oldest one dating back to 1991, my very first ever browse Jersey. Yes. It still fits me. Yes. I was a big kid. 91 or 92.

Speaker: And I just ordered more gear yesterday. I needed a pair of comfy pants because I think either a, my fiance threw them out because she's mean like that, or she's just hidden them from me. So, you know, it's getting cold. I can't wear my basketball shorts anymore. My Brown's basketball shorts. So on Sundays.

Speaker: So I ordered a couple of things, but I also got me some new Michigan stuff too, but I don't have quite the, I think my, as far as my sports stuff goes, it's mainly Brown. So I've got a four, three or four, four, four, four, um, Michigan jerseys, a couple of t -shirts. I got a fuck ton of hats too, not Michigan. I got a fuck ton of Browns hats. Uh, I got three sitting here on my desk. Well, two on my desk and one on my head.

Speaker: But anyways, speaking of the Browns, what a freaking crazy Sunday. Holy shit. A lot of close games. Um, the bears beat the Raiders with the backup quarterback. Nobody thought that was going to happen quite handedly too. Um,

Speaker: The Bills lose another one to another shitty team. That's straight that they've dropped to teams that they shouldn't have lost to.

Speaker: Uh, yeah, talking about you Patriots. I know Bill's fans. It's over reaction Monday, ladies and gentlemen, in the NFL fan world. And I know Bill's fans, they want to fire everybody starting at the top all the way down to the water boy. They want to burn the stadium. They want to just make it all disappear, but I promise Bill's fans, it's going to be all right. You've only got three losses on the season. It's still a long ways to go.

Speaker: Well, are you sure that they didn't lose the bye week at the late they're going this year? I mean, I know how those, how these years feel. And even, you know, going into a bye week, I was worried somehow, some way the Browns were gonna hook it up during the bye week. The Giants gotta win, you know, Falcons and Bucks were in a close game.

Speaker: Nobody cares about the sea chickens or the Cardinals, uh, and a surprising, actually not really all that surprising because the Packers are really not all that good because they don't have anybody anymore, but the Broncos are worse. Um, they had a close game.

Speaker: Come down to the wire the Chiefs did what the Chiefs do rely on the referees You see a lot of Taylor Swift and now Brittany by Holmes Chest bumping being weird. I don't fucking know what's going on in Kansas City anymore. Nor do I care but they won they beat the Chargers I Expected a better game out of the Eagles and dolphins yesterday Dolphins let me down

Speaker: Yeah. How the fuck you get? How the fuck do you take a loss on a bi -week? Trust me. It can be done. Cleveland has done it. But one of the biggest shockers of the day for me yesterday, as we were watching football, the Steelers won. They needed the referee's help again.

Speaker: She was going to hear me, but she didn't hear me. Another bad call. Alternate game. It is what it is. But still a pretty good game back and forth. I was really surprised that that Steelers shut down Cooper Cup all day. But probably one of the biggest shockers to come out of yesterday. I don't think anybody expected it. And I know that this team only has one win against the other team, but the Ravens. Absolutely.

Speaker: bitch slapping Detroit. Now don't worry Detroit fans. Don't worry. It's only one. You guys are killing it this year. I think you're going to win your division pretty easily and, uh, and get into the playoffs. So don't, don't, don't, don't burn. Don't, don't burn the village just yet. Detroit, you know, it's not going back to old Detroit ways. Um,

Speaker: but I was shocked. I was, there was a huge shot. I was just like, damn, I thought it would, I didn't, you know, Baltimore, you can never truly ever count out. I thought it would be a much closer game, a much better game come down to the wire, but, uh, obviously not, man. I don't know what that'll happen to that, uh, that Detroit team last night, but, uh, they, they looked, uh, they looked rough, like real rough. Um,

Speaker: Yeah. The Miami in Philly game. I expected that to be a lot better. Um, yeah, you know, I'm still on the, I'm still on the Miami bandwagon. I have been for the last couple of years. I've been telling people they're doing something big in Miami and they're starting to come to fruition. Um,

Speaker: I fucking hate the Ravens. I fucking hate the Ravens, obviously. I hate the fucking Ravens. Fuck them dirty shitbirds. But, you know, it's all right. It's all right. You know, Miami, Miami still at the top of their division, five and two, you know, Philly's not running away with anything. You know, they've, they've got one loss on the season.

Speaker: San Francisco's got one loss on the season. They play Minnesota tonight. I think that's gonna be, I wanna say I think it's gonna be a lopsided game mainly because I really need the 49ers to play better than they did last week. Because I have several other players across the board in fantasy football. So I need them to really go all out balls to the wall.

Speaker: Minnesota's a tough team and yes, they've been losing, but they're in every game for the most part. So, you know. Week seven. Before almost that point where we can stop saying there's still a lot of season left. Ah, as far as as I know of the only players that are out are Deebo Samuel. Um.

Speaker: Let's take a, let's take a look here. Trent Williams. Actually, I have it pulled up right here somewhere. Uh, Vikings have left guard Ezra Cleveland, tight end Nick Muse, safety, Lewis kind. Uh, the quarterback, Najee Thompson. Yeah, they, they've got quite a few. Oh,

Speaker: Wide receiver 49er inactives, Deebo Samuels out, Trent Williams is out. Those are probably their biggest ones. I mean, Brandon Allen, which is a third string quarterback, he's out. Kalea Davis is out, Jalen Graham, Ty Davis.

Speaker: and uh Brandon Willis so you know uh Christian McCaffrey's playing they still got you know they still got kiddo they still got a uke um so you still they still got weapons yeah he was saying uh Friday he was he was gonna play even though they still had him listed as questionable going in did you eat all your dinner for real yeah will you turn that hallway light off please

Speaker: You can play game or watch something on the Xbox after if you want buddy Yeah, CMC is playing I needed him to play because I hate how the I hate how teams wait until the last minute to let us know if they're if their players are gonna be available or not because I was gonna be absolutely fucked tonight if CMC didn't play absolutely fucked But

Speaker: You know, the Minnesota Vikings are also without Jefferson. You know, obviously he's on the IOR. They still got weapons. They got Hockinson. They've got Addison. They've got KJ Osborne, and you can never really truly count.

Speaker: Kurt, I almost said Kurt Warner, Kurt cousins out. You can't, you can't, you can't count cousins out. So it could be a good game. I'm hoping that the Niners really step up and do their damage. Maybe another 50 point game from Christian McCaffrey, 25 points from Brock Purdy, maybe, uh, maybe 25, 30 points for my hook, uh, you know, 20 points from kiddo.

Speaker: Uh, you know, uh, 22 points, 23 points from the defense. I mean that I could really benefit from those kinds of numbers tonight. Uh, San Francisco, now that I've said it, they'll probably going to play like dog shit. Like they did last week. The only difference in last week is when they played like dog shit, the rest of my roster played pretty well and saved my ass of fantasy football.

Speaker: where that's not going to happen this week. If the 49ers play like shit, I'm eating straight up dog shit and fantasy football. I love CMC. I draft him every year, every year. And I know it's high risk, high reward with CMC, especially with this history of getting hurt and injuries, but I draft them every year. I take him number one every year.

Speaker: Like I said, it's an, and everybody else is afraid of him and that's perfectly fine because I've gotten him number one. I've gotten him number 10 in the first round. So you know what y 'all keep being afraid of him. I'm going to keep taking that high risk and getting that high reward. But I like him. I like CMC. I like his younger brother. Yeah, he was a Panther. Yep. Uh, one of my best friends, that's a, he's a big Panthers fan and my nephew.

Speaker: He's a diehard Panthers fan. He's been a Panthers fan his whole life. So, you know, I, I, I root for the Panthers unless, you know, we play each other obviously, but I don't really ever sit on the Panthers and I like to tease them and make fun of them, but it's nice to have my team in the above 500 margin and be able to pick on somebody.

Speaker: But, uh, speaking of my team, you know, we talked some, all these other teams, the Cleveland Browns somehow, some way do it again. And the final seconds, I can't two weeks in a row. I can't take this. And the crazy thing is third string quarterback, our running back is a fourth string running back. And our other running back didn't even have a job two weeks ago, three weeks ago, whatever the case may be.

Speaker: Defense is fucking just just disgusting man miles miles Garrett is is is Superhuman the things that he does he was a one -man wrecking crew yesterday Just Fucking up that Indianapolis offense

Speaker: And no, and no shade on, on, on, on, on the American, on the true American hero, the one and only Gardner men's shoe, because he balled out yesterday, man. Gardner men's shoe balled out against the number one defense in the league was getting his teeth knocked all over the football field by miles Garrett. But he absolutely balled out there. Rookie wide receiver, uh, uh, was an absolute rock star. I mean,

Speaker: Gotta give credit to the Indianapolis Colts man. They they they for all the good things that the Cleveland defense did Indianapolis played very well against them and You know, I don't know why people keep sleeping on Gardner Minshew. I liked him when he was in Jacksonville And he keeps getting

Speaker: uh, bumped on rosters or whatever, because the kid can ball, man. I mean, he, he can do a little bit of everything out there. Um, and you know, the Colts, they, they might be coming around on an upswing. They started out a little rough on the season, but, um, you know, they got Jonathan Taylor back measures playing like lights out fucking quarterback right now. Um, but at the end of the day,

Speaker: It came down, man, it was such a good game and how Cleveland put that drive together at the end, I don't know.

Speaker: why they ran three pass plays and then on a fourth and goal, finally ran it with green hunt. Why didn't they just do that in the first place blows my fucking mind. Why do that to us fans? What the hell did we do to deserve that? But again, there was still time on the clock and with the way men she was playing, I was scared. So our defense stepped up, got the ball out of his hands again and

Speaker: Covered it up, got that victory formation, and I've been sitting here enjoying the second victory Monday in a row, and it feels good. And all that, all that feel good, all that good feelings I had went away after the game because I had to watch the Steelers cheat again.

Speaker: Shout out to the refs, Pittsburgh Steelers MVPs for the year. No, that was a, that wasn't a bad game. That was a pretty good game at all at all. I mean, outside of the shitty call, but at the same time, you know, Sean McVay kind of shot himself in the foot, burning his timeouts as fast as he did. Uh, had he had that one time out left, he could have reviewed it, but unfortunately.

Speaker: And I think had they reviewed it because how they spotted the ball anyways blows my mind, but had they reviewed the actual play and been able to look at it, they definitely would have, uh, ruled that a turnover on downs. But, uh, what's a idiot? Not only was I celebrating my Browns winning, uh, this week, I got to Michigan.

Speaker: Wolverines as you guys may have heard Saturday. If you were in the show, absolutely annihilated little brother Michigan State 49 to nothing. Which was awesome. Still hanging on to that number two spot in the top 25. I don't think Georgia's gonna drop.

Speaker: I don't know that. I don't know who all they got left to play on their schedule. Let's take a peek at Georgia schedule remainder. They got a bye week. Uh, got a bye week this week. I'm a Florida, Missouri, Mississippi, Tennessee, Georgia. Oh, and they, I mean,

Speaker: They could potentially drop one in this final stretch. We'll have to wait and see though. After his piss poor of a game that was between Ohio State and Penn State. I was kind of worried about both of them, but after seeing them play each other as bad as they did. As a Michigan fan, I'm not really worried. We got a bye week this week and then.

Speaker: Purdue, Penn State, Maryland, and Ohio State. So I'm not stressing too much after watching those two as clowns put on that embarrassing fucking game of the week. But any who, any who, that's enough sports talk. That's enough sports talk.

Speaker: We do a little recap, talk a little of this, talk a little of that, maybe kind of tiptoe around college football. But there's so much going on in college football. I could spend two hours just talking college football. It's easy to just recap the NFL. But speaking of Saturday night show, first and foremost, I don't do this very often, but

Speaker: Anybody who was listening or or anybody that was on the show I kind of lost my shit a little bit. I got a little aggravated a little bit of pissed off and Went off. I'm not apologizing for going off on that asshole who was in the chat He can he can suck my dick but I do want to apologize to you guys that were listening to the show or anybody who has listened to the show or I

Speaker: You know our guests that we had that popped up in the show I try really hard not to lose my shit But you know when you just keep getting poked and poked and poked and poked For no reason and you know unprovoked It's kind of hard sometimes, but I do want to apologize to everybody that was hanging out with us Saturday night And I want to apologize to anybody who was listening live or or

Speaker: catches a replay. Next time he pops in and acts a certain times away, I'm just gonna see if I can block him on Twitch, I think is what I'll do, because he was on Twitch. But outside of that, Saturday was a crazy show. A lot of doing eight hours. Well, I did eight hours.

Speaker: Um, we had a lot of cool guests shout out to them. Thank them. Thank you guys for coming on. Brian was here. Tony was here. Like he was here. Oh, you know, of course Jeff was here. Um, the guy in the comp, uh, I was trying to, and I was trying to get Jeff to as well. Uh, but I couldn't figure out how to do it, but I do know how to block. And next, next time he pops up in here, I'm just going to block him. Um, I was trying to figure it out because there used to be. See on here.

Speaker: They don't have it anymore for twitch, but they still have it for for youtube on here on the stream yard app. I can actually Put somebody in timeout or block them right from the comments on me. So I had to go into twitch and I'm not super familiar with twitch. I'm still trying to figure out how it works but You know every once in a while we run into those little hiccups

Speaker: Is that all I do? Yeah. If I click your name on here, it just comes up on the screen. Well, on Twitch. Yeah. Well, that's what I was trying to do. I don't know if it was because I was on my phone, uh, or what it was, but it wasn't, it wasn't giving me any options. So I might've not been doing it right. I don't know. Um, but, um, uh, Sacramento truth movement, Jay came in, um, conversation went,

Speaker: uh, way left the center. Uh, but, um, was still good, good, uh, a good conversation. Um, he's a young cat and, uh, you know, we're not, we may not necessarily agree with each other's beliefs or whatever, but it was a cool conversation to have to, uh, extend the show. Uh, but he seemed like a pretty cool kid too.

Speaker: Saturday was definitely an interesting event. I don't know if I've quite recovered from doing an eight hour broadcast. It's been a long time. But like I said, first of foremost, I do want to apologize to the listeners and our guests that were on the show because it doesn't happen very often where I lose my cool. But like I said, just continuous.

Speaker: Unprovoked unnecessary bullshit from a nobody at the end of the day. Let's be honest was just infuriating and I was already in a grumpy mood because I've been because I was sick and It did and that was because of who else was here and

Speaker: And it was it was it was almost literally just like And she not right on here he would have never come up type deal, but he was a former co -host of the show so That's It was it was just

Speaker: just because we all kind of were wondering how long it was going to take. But, uh, it's all good. I mean, we said we were going to open the doors on Saturdays and it was either, um, yeah, it should be. What are you going to grab your book bag? Cause you have homework to do. Do you have homework? Are you alive? What?

Speaker: Are you sure? Are you going to fail fourth grade? Are you going to be like 23 and still in the fourth grade because you're going to do your homework? I'll ask about the music. We don't have music today, but on Friday, when we had music, I would have to be class star. Class star? Yeah. Sweet. What's that? It's like when you get a reward for being

Speaker: Bring your coat in anyways, because I think it might be a little chilly in the morning I think I'm not sure I know it's supposed to be like like it's 70s 70s and 80s the rest this week After it was freezing last night. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, it's yeah Yeah My understanding they were it's it's a weird situation Yeah

Speaker: I don't know all the dynamics actually her and I had a really big falling out, um, by the year or so back, year and a half or so back. Um, so we're on a, a men's tour service that we're cool.

Speaker: But yeah, they are they were they they I really don't know the full Dynamic and situation going on there but You know, it's like I said, it's one of those things Tony Tony used to be on the show not too long ago and Even though there was an open door

Speaker: type thing for Saturday, he probably wouldn't have showed up at, you know, had it not been for the fact that she was here. But I think for the most part, we tried to have a good show. We were, we, you know, outside of a couple little hiccups and a little, a little bumps in the road, so to say, it wasn't too bad Saturday night, but

Speaker: A lot of things we do is trial and error. And, uh, you know, opening the show up on Saturdays is a, is a new trial thing that, you know, Jeff and I talked about it. I think we talked about it on here. A it can be awesome, or it can be an absolute fucking train wreck. Just under disappointment and fuckery. So, you know,

Speaker: You gotta electrocute yourselves a couple times before you discover electricity, I guess, I don't know. But I just, after, you know, after,

Speaker: nine and a half hours of broadcasting saturday between the show and being on twitch and and everything like that i just yeah mentally tonight it was like i probably should just take the night off and just play call of duty no it really was and and that was kind of what you know that was kind of a thing that one of the one of the

Speaker: major, not a major, but one of the many factors that led us to tell Antonio to take a break on the show because, you know, when we're here, it's a matter of being engaged. Being a part of the show and he was always, whether personal or

Speaker: just other shit in general. He was never really ever here. He was like, I'm just going to get on camera because I need to be on camera. I got to meet my quota for the day of camera time or something. I don't know. But, uh, you know, so it was just like. Had a third person, but we didn't really have a third person or if I had a second person on Mondays, but sometimes he was so disengaged that it was just like, Oh, here I go. Oh, he's here to add.

Speaker: Couple words here there, you know, as long as we're talking about football then he's Halfway engaged so Yeah, that's what nice thing about Brian comes in Brian Brian comes in and he's he's he's he's ready to rock and roll and talk and shit Jeff is a mess

Speaker: We should start a hashtag. We want you to drink more. Get a beer, Jeff. Hashtag. Get a beer, Jeff. Jeff's a little bit more loosey goosey when he's when he's drinking.

Speaker: He's all right. Wait till you know up for a little bit longer. He's like, he's like a bad rash. You can't get rid of. Well, didn't you guys lose to get in the end in a Bible week? Aren't you guys now like Owen seven? Go Panthers put on her.

Speaker: Yeah, I know it's been awhile since you guys got to celebrate a victory Monday. Panthers fans, but you know it's nice and there's plenty of room. We got bills fans that are deflected or defecting over to the dog pout. There's plenty of room. Come on over. You can come hang out in the dog pound. I mean, besides dogs are better than cats any day of the week.

Speaker: You said that whatever. It doesn't it doesn't leave it doesn't leave my jinx you every year because Levi's I love that kid to death. I I you know, I gotta love his fandom though. Hey, we're going to the Super Bowl. Okay. Well, no, not super. We're going to the playoffs. Well, okay. So,

Speaker: Hey after the last I mean at least you guys can say you've been to the Super Bowl I mean the last time the Browns won a championship and yes, we have eight championships by the way Which is more championships than any other team Was the year before the very first Super Bowl So

Speaker: I'm like, I am there every season, every season. People ask me, you know, I get asked all the time, what would be a good season for you guys as a Cleveland Browns fan? I said, eight wins. I'll take eight wins. I'll take eight wins every fucking season. Actually, now I'm changing that now. Give me nine.

Speaker: You know, cause it used to be, you can get eight wins and still be at 500. Now you're below 500 and you have a losing season. If you get eight wins, you know, eight to nine wins. I'm happy. I'm gonna be, I'll be happy all year round. I've been there. I feel your guys is paying. I really do. Even now, you know, the fortunate thing is our, after our bi -week.

Speaker: Our schedule is a little bit forgiving outside of the fact that we still have to play to the Ravens again. And we're gonna beat the shit out of Schittsburg next time we play them and fuck Cincinnati because they've beaten us one time since they've gotten the all great mighty Joe Burrow. The greatest quarterback to ever live has only beat Cleveland once since he's been there.

Speaker: I mean, you guys got a solid roster at the other day, uh, offensively, you got some weapons going downside is you really don't have a run game, but, um, I don't want anyone to say that you guys gotta, you guys gonna go after, uh, Caleb Williams in the draft.

Speaker: As the as as the as the Mexicans say you guys are L dumpster fire. Oh I Would like to say that it could be worse, but I

Speaker: I mean, I mean, really all in all, I'm going to be a little bit optimistic for you guys right now. If you go on a winning streak, there's still hope that you can win your division. But with that being said, that speaks volumes of the NFC South.

Speaker: But who are you I mean like who are you hoping if you tank and you get The number one pick who are you gonna who are you gonna take? And the Cardinals only have one win on the seasons and there's there's a bunch of two wins teams Minnesota Green Bay Chicago the Giants The Patriots Chargers Denver

Speaker: and Tennessee, all two win teams, man. You know, uh, AFC North seems to be one of the best divisions out there or conferences or whatever. Um, a lot of three, three win teams right now.

Speaker: That's where you should be mad. That's where you should be said you guys Houston Texans have more wins than you right now You got Adam feeling And he's I know he's older but he's a fucking monster these are guys is number one man right now I Mean he got

Speaker: Yeah, you guys really don't have shit going on. You got peeling and DJ chart. They got hate and hurts to tight ends. You're running backs are at smile Sanders. And I'm sorry, each other over. They're just not really living up to any type of. But you got price young man. You got price young.

Speaker: have a show man, Alabama. Oh, wait. Uh, like I said, you guys can go on a tear. I mean, thanks. Good things can look up for you. You know, Atlantis is the top of your division four and three.

Speaker: New Orleans and and and and Tampa both have three wins So Technically, yeah, Adam Phelan. I drafted the shit out of him a fantasy football and I got made fun of Guess who's laughing now this motherfucker right here What's

Speaker: Outside of that, I could have really used him this week though. Oh, and losing a bye week. Yeah, 20 points, 31 points, 15 points, 27 points, 28 points. He's only had one back game and that was the first game of the season. Just killing it in fantasy football. Just killing it.

Speaker: Ain't man I I'm just curious. I mean, what would you I mean, who would you Who would you guys hope to get? Like like ham said you traded all your draft picks away. Anyways, it don't matter So, I mean, who would you who would you hope to get? in the draft

Speaker: I mean, you guys might be able to. I don't even know who's all coming out to share. I think Caleb Williams is. I don't know if JJ is coming out this year. I think I don't know. Blake Quorum, I think he is. That'll be a decent running back for you guys.

Speaker: Traded away get more pics I Think I think for Carolina You know this trade deadline could have been very beneficial for them to help

Speaker: boost their roster, I don't think you're gonna really get too much of a boost in the draft this year, depending upon what you're looking for. I would certainly hope you guys don't go down the route of Cleveland and start drafting quarterbacks every year because, I mean, I guess you could if you wanted to, because we've had 36 starting quarterbacks since 99, so it'd be nice if somebody come up and

Speaker: took that off. Or maybe you guys, you know, Cleveland had the 0 and 16 season. Maybe you guys are going to say, hold our beer Cleveland. We're going to go 0 and 17. I don't know.

Speaker: It's just, it's, it's, it's, it's just an unfortunate dumpster fire for you guys as Carolina fans and, and, and the organization right now, I don't think they know which way is up or if they know the difference between their, their, their acid, their, you know, their asses in a hole in the ground at this point. So.

Speaker: However, your guys's owner or some shit, we share the same last name. Maybe, maybe you should call up, maybe you should call up his long list nephew or cousin or whatever I am and I can help him. Uh, maybe I can help your guys's organization, not owner or somebody, somebody in the organization. I don't know what the hell, but, uh, I digress. I'm just, uh,

Speaker: I'm just what they call an armchair quarterback. What? Is it just you on the show? It's Monday. I've been doing this show for two fucking years. Well, you've always had somebody with you. They still ask me what is it? Podcasting? Well, no, that's what they would say. What day is the podcast on? What time is the podcast? Are you going to show by yourself? That's Monday. I've been doing it by myself for the last several months.

Speaker: For the time being, I think I got a couple more weeks of doing the show solo and then my man Connor will be joining us. Hopefully I'm looking forward to that. He'll be, he'll be, he'll be helping me do the show on Mondays, Mondays. I think he'll, I think he'll do the whole week. Not quite sure yet. I know he wants to, and I know his wife is pushing him to do it. Uh, so he's not sitting at home board or whatever, though he has something to do.

Speaker: Unfortunately, he is I think I think he said he's basically 100 % disabled. He's not able to work But he got his discharge and everything like that for the military. So that's good and his pay and Pension and and all and all that jazz. He got everything he should get and then some so The old GNC show yep Glickety honor

Speaker: He's a he I'll tell you what if you like Jeff, you know, like Connor Connor is another loose fucking cannon You know, I know I have my moments loose cannery but You know, I try to keep it somewhat Yeah But Connor's another Connor's another loose cannon And he's a military guy so he's got us Wisted six sense of humor

Speaker: almost borderline freakin Here borderline Insane should be locked up in an asylum But he's a good dude, that's that's my guy We Think I said it's Saturday night of the show, you know

Speaker: We've talked about men's mental health and stuff on the show and some of the stuff that I've got there. And Connor's going through some stuff right now. And he reached out to me Friday night, late Friday night. Well, late for me, it wasn't so late for him. But... And I knew he was going through some stuff. I know he's dealing with some stuff, but I didn't want him to...

Speaker: to to be Down in the dumps about anything. So, you know in my head. It's let's let's cheer him up. Let's have some fun. Let's let's Yeah, obviously I still worry about everything's gonna work out, you know, give them that kind of stuff But then we start fucking with each other He's like, you know, look I fucking called you because I'm going through some shit and I thought you'd be the one good friend that I could call and talk to and you give me some some words of wisdom some

Speaker: you would help lift me up. But no, I should have known better. You called me a fucking pussy. And I was like, well, do you expect any less? And he's like, why do you think I fucking called you? He's like, he's like, I know you're the only one that I'll keep it real with me and be straight with me. I didn't call him a pussy. I was busted as balls about other things, not anything to pertain with what he's doing.

Speaker: But you know, we had a good conversation I think I think I hope he felt a little bit better after we talked Definitely when we got off the phone as opposed to when he when we got on the phone He sounded like he was in a little bit better spirits and feeling a little bit better. So Right, that's how all of us are like, you know, of course we can have our serious moments, but you know at the same time I

Speaker: You know, yeah, we're going to, you know, we're going to get through whatever you're going through. Don't worry about that. I got your back, but you know, it's something to do with, you know, it's coming and I know it's coming. If I'm, if I'm dealing with some shit or if I'm going through some shit, I mean, Jeff's been there. Connor's been there. You know, um, when I've been going through some shit, Tony's been there, you know, like I said, Tony's a good dude. I don't have no, I don't have any ill will towards Tony. Um,

Speaker: And, and, and I hope that it personally gets right and everything settles down for him and it gets better. Um, but, um, you know, we've all been there for each other, but at the same time, we break each other's balls relentlessly, relentlessly. We bless each other's ball. And Tony was here right now talking about other men's balls. Oh, that's good.

Speaker: That's what we do. That's what we do. We're not all perfect. We can talk about each other. We can talk about men's mental health. We can talk about getting rid of the stigma and all that. And at the end of the day, it's not so much.

Speaker: Being a therapist. It's just being there guys like for real like being there for your buddies and You know, unfortunately for men that's how we that's how we let our buddies know we're there for them Exactly, you know, we're gonna bust each other's balls. It's fucking Thunderdome and And I'm a smart ass. Let me I'm a fucking smart ass at the end of the day. That's what I do

Speaker: What up Marcus? Good Betty. So of course I'm gonna, I'm gonna bust your ball. But with shit gets real real, you know, I'm gonna be right there. Always got your back, always in your corner.

Speaker: No, sorry. I didn't, I didn't mean to drop that bomb on you guys. I apologize. I apologize. Another beloved me strolling duck in the house. AKA Mark AKA filthy, dirty, rotten English.

Speaker: I do apologize for that. I didn't mean to drop such a huge bomb on you guys. Uh, breaking news. I'm a smart ass. Um, I understand that some of you guys are scared and intimidated and want to run away. I understand. I don't blame you. Oh man. Let's keep this fucking train on schedule. Shall we boys?

Speaker: Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen. Kids of all ages, cats and no's. Take ourselves a real quick Baraka Ruski, if you don't mind. Oh, I'm running the show tonight, what am I doing? Let's do a...

Speaker: Let's do you know what let's give my guy Matt some love go ahead and mute me fucking Facebook eat my ass I Know you're going to but I love this song and it's Matt's new song So I want to keep putting it out there and pushing it where y 'all are gonna take I'm gonna take a real quick break before I go to break If you guys don't mind take a take a real quick second to tell you about a good print of ours over inside the liquid I'd be the

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Speaker: Anywho, we're gonna take a real quick break. We got Matt James with his newest single, solo single, Chainsmoking Whiskey. Check out Matt James on all social media and wherever you stream music at Matt James. Also at the same time, check out his band. He is the lead singer of Blacktop Mojo. Good friends of the show. We love playing their music and we love supporting the guys. You guys should do the same thing. Back here in just a few minutes.

Speaker: Well, Austin.

Speaker: I thought it'd be the cowboy killers They put a hole in my chest I didn't want to send, gave out the rest But damn, you still left Turns out you can hit a rock bottom

Speaker: But here's to your memory, that's all that I got And now it's like hell, I still smoke cigarettes Now change, smoke, and we're scared as close as I close as I can Trippin' nicotine for a stiff drink

Speaker: It's just strange The influence I'm under No wonder The face -moking whiskey I'd have to shine But here's through your memory That's all that I've got And now it's not hell I steal small cigarettes

Speaker: This is as close as I can And I'm back up I'm squittin' through the heart So I just stay drunk Alone in this bar And Jane's smoking whiskey in a shower

Speaker: It's as close as I can Change what you wish, it's not as you thought Into your memory, that's all that I got

Speaker: Now it's like hell I've still smoke cigarettes I've changed smoking when it's scarce It's all a lie, all a lie again

Speaker: them of this rain on the rooftop i'd give anything for the clouds to break the weatherman says that it won't stop the same shade of green just a different day i'm going crazy stuck in this house climbing the walls and screaming out loud them of this rain on

Speaker: I'm just tryna wait it out Hope I make it through the night

Speaker: My mind is my worth to me I'm prayin' for this delirium Still talkin' this storm that you left me in Tryin' to wait it out The bottom fell down when you stormed out I ain't seen the sun since you drove away

Speaker: God my mind is my worst enemy I'm praying for

Speaker: I'm just gone

Speaker: The talking is dumb that you let me in, trying to wait

Speaker: sundown the highway harms the unity of our small town in the real you fit like a fool or in the sun she tried to leave the past in a cloud of dust i always can't admit i've been catching up some things you just can't

Speaker: Look okay, round the covers up so much With her plane, it just wouldn't touch So she doubles up, backseat loaded up with hand -me -downs Running all the line of lines out of time

Speaker: It's funny how it all comes back around You can slam your foot down on the gas

Speaker: All right. Let's try this now. Shall we? I think we're back. Jesus Christ. I hope you guys enjoyed that Matt James three Pete, as I was dealing with technical difficulties. Ah, but I think I'm back. Oh, here we go. Yep. All right. I got, I got audio. I got, I got camera. We're good. We're back. Wow.

Speaker: That's another downfall door to show by yourself right there. Ladies and gentlemen, when you run into technical difficulties, you gotta, you gotta be quick on the fly. Um, welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. I'm click running this shit show solo by myself tonight. As I said, that was Matt James Lee singing a black top mojo.

Speaker: with not one, not two, but three of his new solo songs on his new solo album. Check out him and the band, all social media and everywhere you stream music at Matt James and blacked out mojo. Go show the guys some love. Holy shit. That's just like, Oh my God. Speaking of social media, go ahead and check us out. If you'd be so kind.

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Speaker: Uh, Google podcast, Apple podcast, everywhere and anywhere you listen to podcasts at all at nonsensical nonsense, or you can simply go to the link there on your screen, bio .link slash nonsensical nonsense. Get all them links. Follow like subscribe. You know what to do at this point. If you're not already, what's the matter with you? What's the matter with you? Uh, forget about it. Oh my God.

Speaker: I do apologize for the technical difficulties. Uh, as I said, I am here flying solo tonight. Um, so just had to think of the fly as I was working things out and trying to figure things out. And you guys got the rare, these songs in a row. I feel like I'm a fucking, uh, uh, uh, DJ radio DJ. Let's talk more music. Three songs every hour guaranteed. Hear it.

Speaker: 101 .7. I'll click all the time. There's a list. There's a list of things wrong with me. I feel like my fiance could probably say the same thing about me.

Speaker: But anyways, anyways, regardless, we worked through it. You know, I don't know what's going on. My interwebs, they, they, they absolutely took a straight up shit on me. Um, I don't know. I don't know. It doesn't seem like anybody in the houses and anybody else in the house is affected by it other than this guy. So thank God for hotspots on your cell phone.

Speaker: because that's what I did but it took a hot second for everything to connect and everything to uh uh come to life but anyways we are here we are back I am back we like the voices in my head the voices in my head tell me that this show is a dumpster fire but why would I scrap it because we got to hear three great songs in a row by a great fucking artist so why scrap

Speaker: You know, little pause, a little hesitation, a little delay. Probably going to confuse the, confuse the shit out of a lot of people if they're listening to the replay on one of the various podcasting platforms out there that they, that they listened to us on. Oh, did the, if I go through a dead spot, did the podcast just stop? I mean, it says it's still good. It says there's still time left on it. All of a sudden, here comes Matt James again, but

Speaker: You really like Fallin' In Reverse, don't you? I wonder if I can play any of Fallin' In Reverse. How big of a band are they? I feel like I have heard of them.

Speaker: You reference them a lot. I'm gonna have to check them out because I feel like I've heard of that. I've heard them before. Oh, wait a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Oh, we'll definitely get in trouble for playing their music. And let's, I mean, I get in trouble for playing Blacktop Mojo and Matt James. And I literally have permission from them. And we've had Matt on the show. So.

Speaker: Maybe I can, uh, maybe I can find the loophole in their music. I don't know. They might be too big for me to reach out to and be like, Hey, would it be cool if we played your music on my podcast? I digress.

Speaker: Um, let's see if let's see if we can Let's see we get this fucking train back on the tracks. All right. I don't know how but um Let's um

Speaker: Let's see if we can somehow write this, write this train, shall we? I have to do a review of it. Let's make it fucking real and be like, oh, these guys are great, man. Yeah. Great song. Awesome music. Yeah. I'll do a mashup of their songs or something. I don't know.

Speaker: Don't make me fucking work goddamn already helping. Oh, I mean, maybe I'm helping you. I'm not playing your music on the show, you know, give me a little, you know, throw a dog a bone at the end of the day. Come on, man. We don't need doc also said where we're going. We don't need roads or where we're going. There aren't roads or some shit. I don't know.

Speaker: God damn, man. You must review my music. I am. I'm playing it on the podcast. All right. There's your fucking review followed in reverse from behind these walls. Yeah. I know the name of what your band was originally called because you, you created the band when you were locked up only. All right. Come on, bro. We give our honest opinion too.

Speaker: We've played music out here and I pick all the music. I'll be honest with you, but I haven't always picked winners and I might like it, but nobody else does, or I might not like it and everybody else does. So it's, you know, we give honest reviews on the show and it's a live reaction because nobody knows the music that I'm going to play other than me until I play.

Speaker: So Oh God anyways I had some news lined up News lined up for For about the last week and a half, but you know, unfortunately we just we just never get to it when Jeff and I are together but it's good I've been told

Speaker: They do a lot of foddering on here. So it's good fodder for the shield, you know, at the end of the day. I don't think any of us really, you know, a werewolf in London is a classic, first and foremost, you know, um, um, uh, Warren Vaughn, uh, what the hell is his name?

Speaker: R .I .P., by the way. Werewolf in London is a classic song. It's a classic rock song. I don't think anybody is denying that Tex Perkins, not the greatest singer, but he's an enthusiastic cat and he has fun. And I think that's what makes us enjoy it because I mean, and I and I and I've looked at some of his other music and I want to play some of his other music and it's the same dude. Like he's just he's just a character, man. He

Speaker: just, I don't know, but yeah, I don't think so much that we like his version of werewolf in London. I think it's just, he entertained us to a certain degree. Anywho, let's, because Florida has really been,

Speaker: and uh uh easy there killer yeah it's definitely him it's not his singing it's it's it's it's it's his it's his persona it's his it's his um character so to say oh oh where do i haven't saved it there they are actually this first story is not out of florida

Speaker: Actually, I think I only have two out of Florida, to be honest with you. First one's out of Arkansas. Close enough. But y 'all know the old saying, if the cars are rocking, don't come a -knocking. Well.

Speaker: A five year old man was discovered in a compromising situation in his car, his rocking car. Now he wasn't having sex with a woman or a prostitute or another man. He was having sex with a stuffed bunny rabbit.

Speaker: A deputy with the Baxter County Sheriff's Office arrived at Midway store and lock. It was a storage facility and and they've had issues in the past with this storage storage facility. Storage lockers, whatever garages, whatever you want to call it being broken into it and whatnot. But this particular deputy was called

Speaker: uh to the facility at about 12 45 a .m on the 8th of October to investigate a swaying a vehicle the deputy stated that he has observed the that the vehicle was rocking and an arrest affidavit stated when the deputy peered inside he observed Theodore T

Speaker: Morgavan, the third, having sex with a stuffed animal, according to the... Right, exactly. And here's the thing. And men, I know, the sex toys that are out there for men for the, you know, the quick, quick, get the job done,

Speaker: They're not that attractive. Some of them are downright terrifying looking, but there's plenty of options at your local Lion's Den, Triple X store, whatever it's called, Bad Kitty, whatever it's called in your neighborhood or in your town or in your area, or go online, go to adamandeve .com, go to wherever. Those are free advertisements, by the way.

Speaker: There's, there's plenty of options out there. You don't have to fuck a stuffed animal. Plus I can't imagine I've never stuck my wiener in a stuffed animal, but I can't imagine that that feels all that great. I don't know. I don't know. It's just me. Now the, the sheriff's office didn't give detail what kind of animal it was, but

Speaker: I'm not going to leave. I'm not going to leave you baby birdies wanting more. I know you guys are going to ask me. I know you're going to, you're going to, you're going to want answers to the tell artists. And I researched a little bit more than I wanted to. And I discovered a little bit more than I wanted to and found out that it was a little stuff, bunny rabbit. Oh, good. Hey, old Peter Cottontail didn't get away from farmer Brown that time. That's not what I want to hear in an update from the game.

Speaker: Anyways, so, you know, the deputy catches this man fucking a stuffed animal in the back of his car outside of a storage facility. The deputy then found a purse. My man had a purse containing two marijuana pipes and one syringe during a search of the car. While another deputy later found about three grams of meth in the purse. My man had

Speaker: Was having a fucking party. A fucking party, man. Theodore, the stuffed animal fucker, was hit with numerous charges, including possession of any controlled substance and public sexual indecency.

Speaker: And to which he pleaded not guilty in his court appearance. But the judge just said his bond at five, five grand and he's due back in court at the end of the month. Which is more embarrassing? Getting arrested for, you know, some, some math, maybe some weed, I don't know, some, some, some paraphernalia.

Speaker: And the obvious answer the obvious answer is going to be the second choice or getting caught outside of a storage facility Just going taking a stuffed animal to pound town Again, I've never been that hard up that I'm just like, you know what? Oh Well, Teddy Rachsman, I'll build a bear over there's looking really fucking sick. See I think I just might give

Speaker: You're the old one dude bunch if you know what I mean Right right exactly yeah exactly that's that's my first that yeah, that's my first go to it's not minus the bunnies

Speaker: And here's the other thing. And this is where my brain instantly went to when I found out that it was a bunny. I instantly went to Nicolas Cage and Connor put the bunny down. I'm an idiot. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am a fucking idiot. But that was where my mind instantly went to is put the bunny down.

Speaker: Speaking of Nicholas Cajun Conner, he was about three steps away from being fucking Forrest Gump. Full on Rude. Full on Rude. I'm just saying. Okay.

Speaker: I mean, dude, like for real, I don't understand these people that get caught in these positions. I know, like we did a story on here a long time ago about this lady in Florida who just rolled up in a car dealership, jumped in a car or a truck on the lot and just started going to town on herself. Shipped down ass. They just started going fucking straight up to town on herself. Got arrested. We've done a story.

Speaker: about a dude in Florida that was behind like a Popeye's or a church's chicken. One of the two be out in the back parking lot. High as hell. Just behind the dumpster chair. Just flogging the shit out of his dolphin, man. Beating it like it owned him money.

Speaker: Where has the goddamn decency gone and people like, is it that much of an adrenaline rush to do these things like out in public? Like I wouldn't much rather just, I think I would, I think I would much rather get caught with like my fiance, you know, in the back of the car rather than in the back of, you know, in the back of a car, just taking a stuffed rabbit to pound town.

Speaker: and then get caught with meth and everything else. I've never done anything like that. People don't do regular drugs anymore. They've never done anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, exactly. I've gotten pretty fucking drunk. Once or twice in my life.

Speaker: You know, I don't drink all that often. So yeah, I'm excited. But I have never, you know, the worst thing I do is come home and just destroy my kitchen because I'm hungry. I get so hungry when I'm drunk and I crave potatoes too. I love potatoes are my go -to when I'm drunk as hell. That's my number one go -to potatoes. I just, I'll throw like two or three potatoes in a microwave, give me a big ass mix and bowl.

Speaker: you know, mush them up a little bit, like a baked butter, some cheese, some bacon bits, some other random ass shit that I find in there. And I just go to town on it tastes so good. That's like the worst I've ever done. It's just absolutely wrecked my kitchen when I've been hammered. You know, I've never gotten drunk and chase somebody down on the street and ate their face.

Speaker: drugs are bad. Okay. Shouldn't do drugs. Just drink. Well, I I sort of got there's a

Speaker: in a similar position to this, some, some type of situation like this, whether there's drugs involved or not. I mean, some of them just have mental issues, which, you know, I'm not going to make fun of that because, you know, there are some serious mental issues out there where people really going through the wringer, whatever the case may be. But there's also the cases where they're not even on drugs and they're not fucking crazy. They're just fucking weird, man.

Speaker: Uh, I mean, and I know this has almost become kind of an urban legend at this point because it's happened so many times in so many places. Yeah. It's like the dude driving down the freeway, just hammering one out, man. And then he passes a school bus and then he ends up on a fucking list because you just passed a school bus full of children in your, your, your, your, your fucking, uh, got a kung fu grip on, uh,

Speaker: You're one -eyed monster, you know? Now you didn't mean for them kids to see that, but you know what? Maybe you shouldn't be doing that while you're driving down the fucking road. And this is the, this is, and here's the other thing. And I'm not saying it's right or wrong. So don't, don't jump on this bandwagon. But if a woman does it, it's hot. If a man does it, he ends up on a list. I don't like that double standard.

Speaker: I'm just saying, Pee Wee Herman got arrested because he discovered the surprise secret word of the day in a jack house of all fucking places. Like everybody's doing it. But if a woman goes to the movie theater and she's watching Chan and Tatum do his magic mic dances and she decides to be DJ clitoris on a one and two's,

Speaker: It's for that it's weird. Just don't do that. Just don't masturbate in public. Don't fuck inanimate objects in public either Public service announcement PSA do that shit in the privacy of your own home or your friend's home or or I don't know at work in the bathroom or something. I don't know just don't do it around people Right

Speaker: I'm telling you, Benji, I gotta have you on the show, man. You're great. You're great. You're a great secondary commentary. Benji says kids can't see dirty dishes in the sink but can see a guy having a wank in his car doing 55 fucking kids are unbelievable. I believe it. And I've said it a million times. I'm gonna find these two motherfuckers that have been living in my house for the last 18 years. It wasn't me and I don't know and I'm gonna fuck them up because those two assholes are ridiculous.

Speaker: They are ridiculous. They they do so much unnecessary shit in my house. Yeah, exactly. But like I said, you got a gold star for that, by the way, sir. And like I said, it happens. It's almost become an urban legend at this point with the with the you know, with the fucking jerking off in the car while you drive another. First and foremost. Bravo to you, sir. That does that because.

Speaker: I'm not driving fucking 75 miles an hour down the freeway and, and having a go at myself. That's too much other shit. I'm going to have to pay attention to people who can't fucking drive around here. Not to mention do just like keep handy wipes in your, in your, in your center console, your little, your little center glove box. Cause.

Speaker: Cleanup isn't always that easy, especially when you're driving down the road. I mean, if you're in the privacy of your own home, like you should be, then yeah, it's relatively easy or whatever, but driving down the road, you know, on a freeway seems like, yeah, yeah. It's just, I don't know.

Speaker: I don't know, man. I don't understand fucking people at all in any way. So maybe he does deserve to be on a list at this point, because God knows he's probably hiding in the bushes at a park and watching little kids. And I don't know. I don't know. The fuck is wrong with people, man? What the fuck is wrong with people? But again, double standards, not cool.

Speaker: Not cool. I'm going to hear I'm here. I'm going to speak out for them in. I think I'm a guy who's, you know, having a good old jerk session in public, you know, but. Anyways. Hell.

Speaker: This is why I work under houses says Benji in the chatters box box Benji. Well, unfortunately, unless there's a basement, I don't fit under most houses. So if I'm squeezing my big ass under there, I think there's video up on our Instagram page. I have to look for that video.

Speaker: I was literally up underneath the crawl space and I'm like moose and the ground is here and the house is here. And every time I breathe, I, I could just feel like, I always felt like I was being a, you know, an Anaconda had me in its vices and was just constricting on me. I'm like, yeah, I gotta get the fuck out this bitch because no room for air down here. Fuck around and get stuck.

Speaker: Fucking hell fucking hell fucking hell I hate to do this to you guys, but I gotta yes before we roll into the next story So what do I got that's uh, I don't think that's gonna give me enough time To all you people doing weird shit in public that you shouldn't be doing with your genitalia

Speaker: stuffed animals and hands or chicken legs or watermelons or whatever you may be using. This is what I have to say to you, and it's probably going to come back before I come back, but I'm going to turn my camera off so you can't just look blankly.

Speaker: And now we will move on to the next subject of weirdness. And what the fuck are we? If you will. 49ers was Jesus Christ. How in the hell does Jake Moody start the season? Nine and nine.

Speaker: Perfect. Perfect. Yeah, they're really not helping me at all. Brock Purdy has no points. Fucking Christian McCaffrey's got negative points. The only one that's been somewhat beneficial is fucking Ayu. Ayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Speaker: Okay, well they've done just enough to get me into the lead on that one. So I'm good. I'm definitely winning that one They got me just just just just over the threshold I'm I I needed I Needed a like a point and a half and they've got me a point and a half what you know, like I was down by

Speaker: Uh, I was down by like 10 points. So I needed, um, or I was down by nine points. So I need to like 10 and a half to catch up. Yeah. He's missed three of his last four and he started the season, um, nine of nine until last week against the Browns. And he, and he missed two in that Cleveland game.

Speaker: He missed two or three in that Cleveland game. So, Oh, come on guys. Get your shit together. I mean, if it wasn't for my fantasy football league, I would be 100 % rooting for Minnesota. And in all honesty, Minnesota could win just as long as it's like a high scoring shootout and, uh, you know, Brock party throws for

Speaker: two or three touchdowns and has like 400 yards in the air and Christian McCaffrey rushes for two touchdowns. Maybe it gets a receiving touchdown and rushes for 100 plus yards and, you know, catches for 75 yards. I'm good. I fortunately do not have Jake Moody as my kicker. I have.

Speaker: himself in Cleveland, Dustin, a motherfucking Hopkins, give it to me from 60 yards out all day and I'm gonna bang them bitches in. Anyways, let's continue with the fuckery, shall we? Merely 200 decomposing bodies removed from a funeral home. That doesn't sound too bad. Doesn't sound too weird, right?

Speaker: They're currently doing DNA testing to identify the bodies. Um, could take months, could take months. That's a lot of DNA testing. You know, it's, it's, it's, it's a funeral home. You know, maybe it's in Chicago. It's not in Chicago, but maybe it's in Chicago, 200 bodies. That's a weekend. And let's be honest, maybe it's Baltimore. I don't know. 200 bodies is a weekend easy, but it's not.

Speaker: Um, at least 189 decomposing bodies have been removed from my Colorado funeral home. Much higher. I see what you did there. Then initial reports suggested when the story surfaced earlier this month, according to the Colorado Bureau of Investigation, the return to nature funeral home based in Colorado Springs, Colorado Springs, sorry.

Speaker: Colorado offers environmentally friendly burials that came under investigation after more than 115 human remains were found being improperly stored on the property. According to a statement from the Fremont County Sheriff's Office.

Speaker: earlier this one, sorry. They were responding to a suspicious incident. Authorities found around 115 decomposing bodies stored inside a space of about 2500 square feet. The bodies were in such bad condition that they will need to be identified through DNA. However, the statement issued on Tuesday by the Colorado Bureau of Investigations on behalf of Fremont County Sheriff's

Speaker: Remember Randy Keller confirmed the body count to be much higher than originally thought Basically Basically what had happened here what happened was these fucking hippies Called spade of spade. They're probably vegans to Where say we're gonna give you an environmentally friendly? Burial for your for your for your family

Speaker: environmentally friendly meant we're going to toss them into a fucking storage facility on the backside of our property and pretend to bury them. I shouldn't lie with that, but you know what? Sometimes you're going to bring it on yourself. This is a terrible thing. However, a statement issued by the Colorado Bureau of Investigation on behalf of Fremont County Sheriff's, uh,

Speaker: Again, uh, Alec Cooper in Fremont County corner, Randy Keller, the body counts much higher than originally thought on October 13th, all descendants were, or descendants were removed from, from the return to nature funeral home and Ben rose.

Speaker: This is fucked up, right? This is really fucked up. I mean, it's crazy to think this. The effort was coordinated by the Fremont County coroner's office with support from several entities. The CBI said teams removed at least 189 individuals and transported them to El Paso County coroner's office. The total number of descendants could change as the identification and investigation process continues. So, I mean,

Speaker: they might be thinking that we've got 189 bodies, but because God knows how long they've been in there, how long they've been sitting around the can, you know, you're just literally tossing them into a room, which is what it sounds like. Um, you know, bodies are going to end their mingle. They're going to intertwine as you decompose and then shit's going to go everywhere. Fuck.

Speaker: kind of bothers me. You know, you know, I'm trying to find light in the story in some sense of the terms, but you know, I enjoy the really fucked up news stories and the really crazy ones. And this is right up there. Could you imagine seeing a child moving around me? Oh, there is. I mean, like, could you imagine you thought your, you know, your mother passed away five years ago, 10 years ago, you thought she was laid to rest. She was, you know,

Speaker: giving back to the earth and being eaten by worms and bugs and other critters and whatnot. And then come to find out she's just been tossed into a fucking storage area. You know, huh? And that's where she's been the last five years. And now you have to deal with that, that grief all over again. I'm doing a story about 200, almost 200 bodies that were found at a funeral home.

Speaker: because they weren't buried like the funeral home was supposed to. They just threw them into a storage area. Kevin, is it back? Yes, we're going to go. Sorry, he's so worried about trick or treating this week. We're going trick or treating next week as well on Halloween. He wants to get two times the candy. We have trick or treat here in town this week on Thursday and.

Speaker: Their their godparents live here in town. So Last year we went trick -or -treating with them and now we're gonna go treat Yes, they said they are going trick -or -treating and to bring our asses over there and go with them. So me you and buggy will go Yeah, cuz it's Thursday so Austin and Nicki will be at work So we will go we're gonna go trick -or -treating Thursday. So you get double the candy you need to clean your glasses and

Speaker: Uh, but anyways, so, uh, families will be notified once the bodies can be identified. So not only once again, are you going to have to be thrusted into dealing with the loss of a loved one. And I don't know if you're going to have to go through that whole process again. I obviously you want to get them buried. You want to get them, you know, where they, you know, where they need to be at. Um, but.

Speaker: But now if you're one of those, God knows how many customers that they had come through their doors at this funeral home, but now you're sitting in limbo and you're wondering is, is that my mom? Is that my dad? Is that my, my child, my sister, my brother, my aunt, my all whole, you know, are one of these bodies them. So you have to go through that.

Speaker: level of, of, of, of, of frustration and concern and everything. It's a, it's a really fucking, this is a really shitty situation. And I don't know what kind of charges these people can be facing, but I hope they get the maximum penalty penalty and as many charges as they can pin on them, just pin on them. I don't want to hear that right now, by the way, Benji. But the testing could take months, according to local officials without

Speaker: without providing too much detail to avoid further victimizing these families, here we go, kind of where I'm at. The area of the funeral home where the bodies were improperly stored was horrific. I can only fucking imagine. Cooper said earlier this month, the scene was so bad when authorities first arrived that a paramedic who responded developed a rash and had to be medically evaluated. Yeah, that's the other thing.

Speaker: You know what and it's not even gonna be a matter of just the families who find out that that one of their family members was one of these almost 200 bodies it's gonna be every fucking customer they ever had Because they're gonna come out of the woodwork and whether one of their family members or not is one of these almost 200 Lawyers are gonna be lined up for days

Speaker: But at the end of the day, they've lost their company. They've lost their business. How much money do they possibly have? And how are you going to pay all these families off? We are conducting extensive coordination efforts and we focus on the identification of the descendants and provided notifications to ensure the families are given accurate information to prevent further victimization

Speaker: as they continue to grieve their loved ones, said Fremont County coroner Randy Keller. Authorities did not disclose what the funeral home was doing with the human remains, but did confirm that they are working with the Fremont County coroner's office, the Colorado Bureau of Investigation, the Colorado Department of Regulatory Agencies,

Speaker: the Colorado department of public health and the FBI on this case. There's a lot of letters in that fucking statement right there, ladies and gentlemen. Oh yeah. Then just tear it down. I mean, let's be honest. Let's just bulldoze it, tear it down and be done. Um, and then they go into a green barrel is a, so they kind of go in and they, they, they break down this, um, environmentally bumbo jumbo

Speaker: fucking weird ass hippies. You're literally putting wood into the ground. It's not hurting the environment. It's fucking wood. Fucking trees going back into the ground. Green barrel is a natural way of caring for your loved ones with minimal environmental impact. Green barrel aids in the conservation of natural resources.

Speaker: reduction of carbon emissions and the preservation of habitat without the use of harsh embalming chemicals. So here we go. I don't put all the chemicals in the body. All it does is just lead to decomposition faster. Embalming chemicals, metallic plastic or natural items. Okay. I guess I'm, I guess I wasn't thinking about that with coffins. I don't know. I'm going to be stuffed when I die. So, um,

Speaker: Natural items the website for the funeral home says you can still view your loved ones Who is not embalmed and bombing is not a law and the state of Colorado within 24 hours The body must be either embalmed or placed in a regulatory temperature controlled environment Meaning under refrigeration or fried or dried ice dried ice. So so they're not embalming so that you got to push The funeral process, you know, like you've got to push them

Speaker: funeral, the viewing and everything which normally takes, you know, goes through a span of a few days. You're pushing it right now because otherwise Aunt Betty gonna be all bloated and stinky and just just foul just foul by the time you get to the funeral. Uh official said they are now beginning the second phase of their investigation on Tuesday. This has been a couple weeks ago.

Speaker: Uh, the second phase of this comprehensive process includes confirming identification and completing family notifications. The CBI said family notifications will be conducted by a team led by the Fremont County coroner's office, victim advocates and others. And this is expected to begin in the next several days. I'm going to do y 'all a favor. I'm going to continue to follow this story. I'm going to look for updates on this story. I want to know what charges are going to be filed.

Speaker: Uh, what, what kind of jail time they're looking at, what kind of penalties they're looking at, what kind of, what kind of fucking lawsuits, because you know, the lawsuits are going to be there for days. Yeah. Point. Yeah. Exactly. 2 ,500 square feet of straight up people soup. Well, that's what they said. I mean, they, a medic had to be, had to be treated for, uh,

Speaker: uh uh fucking rash and and and and and and other issues holy sheet they just left them with all the blood and stuff in there yeah good lord no wonder guy's got a rash exactly they'll probably have to demo the building there's no doubt in my mind they're more than likely this building is going to have to be demoed it's condemned it's biohazardous it's it's fucking disgusting and either the day

Speaker: It's 2023. We know aliens are real, but we got a fucking retard in office as president. And now we have a zombie apocalypse on our hands because of a funeral home in Colorado. This is what leads to a zombie apocalypse. I'm telling you guys, I hope you fuckers are ready. And if you don't have a friend like me in your life, you need to go find one fast. Everybody makes fun of the redneck.

Speaker: Until there's fucking zombies running around in the streets doing the thriller dance. I'm just saying. And this motherfucking Colorado funeral home is the fucking outbreak central patient zero. That goddamn paramedic just got the zombie virus. He don't even know it yet.

Speaker: I'm going to follow that story. I'm going to do more research on that story. I'm going to keep you guys updated on that story because, or you guys could do the work yourself, but I'm still going to do it because I want to know where it goes. I want to know what's the outcome. What's, what's, what's the criminal charges, uh, the lawsuits. I want to hear the lawsuits. I want to hear the outrageous amount of money that they're going to, people are going to be asking for.

Speaker: It's not about her having a big guy as a friend during the zombie apocalypse. That's what Jeff keeps telling me too. He's like, when the zombies come, you know, your big ass is going to get turned and you're going to be in the shed. We're going to be playing video games. I'm like motherfucker. First and foremost, no, we're all reversal. The little guy is going to get turned because I'm using you as fucking zombie because don't get me free reign to start taking motherfuckers. I'll be like my man 10 K in that, um,

Speaker: That other zombie apocalypse show that I can't remember the name of right now. God damn it. Was it Z nation Z nation? Yeah. My man 10 K just popping off on something. Yeah. I don't worry. I go, but, uh, that's years ago.

Speaker: Oh, there's no doubt in my mind. Um, you know, I watch, you know, Nikki and I, we, we watch a, it's no secret. We watch a lot of true crime and, um, you know, uh, TV series and documentaries. That's what we go to bed to every night. The Z nation was so good and seriously underrated. I actually, I gotta say long running.

Speaker: You know throughout throughout throughout the series. I enjoyed z nation better than I liked walking dead You know in a marathon in a sprint walking dead obviously takes the cake but in a marathon long run I I really enjoyed z nation way better Um, but um, yeah, no nikki and I watch all those shows all the time. We love true crime. I love true crime i'm i'm I'm Big into true crime i'm big into You know serial killers and stuff like that. So I watch all that shit

Speaker: And we go to bed to it every night. There's no doubt in my mind, and People Magazine has a television show on Max. It's called People Investigates, and it's really good. We just stopped watching it because neither one of us, they had a lot of cases on there that involve kids. And as a parent, it just bugs me and rubs me the wrong way watching some of these true crime murder shows or

Speaker: Forensics files or whatever when it when they do a case about a kid generally I just skip it or I don't watch it But there's a lot of those on the people investigate, but they do a really good job with the shows And the whole reason I started watching it was because they originally covered in their first season the the Was that the what the hell is that? I don't want to butcher the name Elgago or an old doggo

Speaker: Beach kill it's a serial killer up in New York City law And then after he got arrested They didn't they did a brand new episode like almost instantly so and that's what got me onto that show I Don't think I've seen black summer Like I know what black summer is

Speaker: But I stopped watching Walking Dead at like season five. When they killed Abe and I didn't care about Glenn, whatever, but I liked Abe. Abe was my dude. First and foremost, if you read the books like I did and I read the graphic novels, Daryl Dixon was killed in like the fourth page and Abe was a main character throughout the entire series. So it kind of bummed me out because Abe was bad -ass in the book and on the show.

Speaker: And Negan was a putz even in the comics. He was such a fucking putz But uh So I'm intrigued I'm gonna follow this story and I'll do updates and whatnot On it as I find them I'm gonna keep that save so I don't I Was a little heavy that was a little heavy story, you know

Speaker: I apologize for that. But you know what? It's better than politics. Let's be honest. It's way better than politics. Let's head to Florida because Florida always makes us smile and makes us feel good about ourselves. Oh, okay. Yeah, I didn't.

Speaker: Yeah, I didn't watch, I didn't know they did it. I don't know that I finished, I think I, I don't think I finished the last season of Z Nation. I didn't know they did a spin -off show either, so.

Speaker: Well, I've hit my toes into another world. Florida always never ceases to amaze us. Good old Florida full of floor idiots. Hey, uh, Oh, this story just does this, this story. I've been holding onto this one for a minute. This one it's, it's, it just keeps giving. It just keeps giving a Florida man crashes a stolen car after on star.

Speaker: shuts the engine off because cops used on star and they're like oh yeah okay we got you click of a button car shuts off you know car uh uh on star shuts engine off on and a multi -county high speed chase check this out a winter haven this is up by orlando for those of you guys who don't know winter havens up by um

Speaker: A Winter Haven man is facing several charges after he crashed a stolen car on Interstate 4 after the engine was turned off by OnStar, the Deputy said. On October 6th, Jacob Thompson, 23, reportedly stole a 2022 Cadillac SUV from a pilot travel center in Lake Wales.

Speaker: Uh, I think that's no spear, shouldn't it snow? Wait, really? Wait, wait, snow piercers are spin off a Willy Wonka. All right. You're all over. I'm so confused right now. I don't watch either one of those two shows, but, but, um, Jacob tops the 23 reportedly stole a 2022 Cadillac SUV from pilot travel center in Lake Wales. Thompson was being tracked by on star. The moment he stole the car, the arrest affidavit said.

Speaker: Uh, manager at pilot told deputies, Oh, it gets better. But wait, there's more manager at the pilot told deputies Thompson was scheduled for a job interview at the store. Oh, you're fine. I think, I think I tried to correct it. But, uh,

Speaker: My man was scheduled for a job interview. Said, fuck this job interview. That's a nice Cadillac. I'm about to jack that shit. It's mine now. Polk County. Not Polk County, man. You can't fuck around in Polk County. They got the greatest sheriff on the planet.

Speaker: Polk County deputies were made aware that Thompson was approaching Ernie Caldwell Boulevard and Highway 27. Once Thompson was spotted or once Thompson spotted one of the deputies unmarked car, he began accelerated and turned onto the ramp of I -4.

Speaker: during the chase, Thompson reportedly reached speeds of over a hundred miles an hour to which on star advised they were going to shut the engine off. So all star comes across in this, in this Cadillac and says, uh, sir, you're driving a stolen vehicle. And if you don't stop for the cops or we're going to shut her down, Thompson said, fuck you on star. You ain't doing shit. Yeah. Okay.

Speaker: continue to drive this bitch. Deputy Jason Thompson slowed down and watched him lose control of the car since the vehicle suddenly shut off. So they just said, kill switch engage. Walk and lock that bitch down right now. See you. Goodbye. What happens happens. We warned you bro. Uh, since the vehicle suddenly shut off and crashed into the right hand guard rail causing the car to flip.

Speaker: Arrest record shell. Thompson got out of the car and began running before he was detained after a short struggle. Deputy said he faces several or several felonies and is also on a felony probation for burglary and assault. My man, my man, my man. Why? Oh, why do we play stupid games and not expect?

Speaker: to win stupid prizes.

Speaker: Hail to the now, to the now, now, now. I don't know if he got his shit busted in the car accident or after the cops were detaining him, but he got a big old fucking gash and a lump right across his face. Amen.

Speaker: It's been a staple of the show for a long time You know It I Don't understand like you're already on probation for burglar galore and assault

Speaker: And now you're going to add grand theft auto, fleeing. Yeah. God knows what else he's going to get fucking hit with at the end of the day. Let's be honest. Oh. Yeah. Fucking playing stupid games, man, winning stupid fucking prizes at the end of the day.

Speaker: This is this is the reason why and I know a lot of people have I have a problem with it And they don't like it. I don't even know if it's still a thing or not This is why the three strikes law was was put into play Because some people just don't know when to fucking stop when to quit and they do dumb shit and they keep getting locked up It's going take your interview man. Get your job. Go do right man like like

Speaker: Come on, bro. You probably got a couple of baby mamas, four or five illegitimate kids or some shit. I don't fucking know. Whoopins. I'm star handed out as women. Hey, how do I get that job as an on star operator? Hey, motherfucker, you know, this ain't your shit. If you don't stop right now, I'm gonna stop your ass. Three, two, back.

Speaker: Have a nice day. Thank you for using on star. OK, OK, I'm sorry playing. Yes, in Polk County, I believe. In Polk County is my man Grady Judd's territory, yep. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd.

Speaker: You know what? I'm going to give Jeff, I'm going to give Jeff a job for Wednesday. Um, maybe Saturday, I'm going to have him pull some, pull some videos of, uh, of Grady Judd, man. Grady Joe gives some of the best, the absolute best fucking interviews, man. Uh, cause he runs a lot of, um, uh, prostitution and sex trafficking stings. Um, come to fucking Polk County and you play around, you're going to get caught.

Speaker: Uh, there was a sheriff's deputy, I believe, or a police officer that was gunned down. And, uh, Grady Judd said, I told my man, I don't care if you put one bullet or a thousand bullets in them, you take them down. You ain't killing one of ours and getting away with it. Florida.

Speaker: Oh, I feel like I could just use this. This is Fox 35 Orlando. I could probably get so many goddamn stories from this Fox 35. Hey, shout out to Fox 35, by the way, 49ers on the board. That's what I'm talking about. Finally. I don't know. That's helping me at all. And by fantasy football, I don't know who's, I don't know who scored or who did what. Definitely putting all definitely putting the beat down on them now.

Speaker: That wind locked in there here we go, baby Coming back Ah Christian McCaffrey, he's got a goddamn fumble Hey, let's see you guys

Speaker: CMC with the run. All right. All right. I can I Can gets down with the get -down Yeah, no, you know, I think you know and that's one of those great things about on store now I don't have on -store in my vehicle, but if my vehicle is stolen and The cops have you know, they like I don't have it turned on but it's accessible. It's where they could track it at the end of the day Yeah

Speaker: I'm really gonna need you guys to step it up in the second half, assholes. Like I said, I just wanna have that on star job, man. This is what I get to do all day. I get to shut down these car thieves. Yeah, I don't wanna kill or hurt anybody.

Speaker: You think you don't think I won't fuck with them? You don't think I'm gonna have a little fun? Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Here comes the kill switch. Are you ready? Are you ready? Yeah, there it is. Just kidding. Not yet. Hold on. Hold, please. But, uh...

Speaker: Anywho, I got one, I got one, I got one more story here coming out of Florida, Florida. And the floor idiots coming out of Miami. Now, you know, we all grew up watching Winnie the Pooh, reading Winnie the Pooh. We all know the tales of Christopher Robin and

Speaker: and rabbit piglet and and and and the Down syndrome donkey Eeyore Hyperactive Tigger Al great wise owl Yeah, but recently I Knew I knew Winnie the Pooh movie came out Winnie the Pooh Blood and honey

Speaker: Is it on is it off is it on is it off is it on is it off is it on is it off But any who as I was saying that we can always go back to the on start thing as well

Speaker: Um, you know, so copyrights only last like every, uh, I think they last for a hundred years. And then once they, once the copyright is up, they come, they become public domain. Now, a lot of these classics, uh, cartoons and characters that we grew up with, our parents grew up with, our kids have grown up with, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker: They're starting to reach that a hundred year mark. So, you know, uh, horror has always been a very big franchise, a very big genre. And if you play your cards, right. And, and, and you, and you write the right script and you, you can have an unexpected franchise out of nowhere.

Speaker: Which project not necessarily a franchise they said is stuck with one movie, but was a huge hit Paranormal activity was fucking huge Cloverfield again should have stuck with the first one Cloverfield was huge And then you know, you got your classics your Halloween and Nightmare on Elm Street Friday the 13th and Texas Chainsaw Massacre and

Speaker: You know this goes on and on and on. I mean there's a there's a new there's a new franchise that's out. It's called VHS I'm a huge fan of the found footage genre when it comes to horror movies Which is paranormal activity, but there's a new franchise and I think they're gonna they got their big Movie in the franchise getting ready to come out. It's called VHS 84 Great fucking movie franchise for rate fucking horror found footage franchise anyhoo

Speaker: Winnie the Pooh. Public domain becomes a horror film, blood and honey. I had a lot of really high expectations for this movie. I'm not going to lie. Beyonce, she hated it. I liked it to a certain degree, but I expected so much more out of it. Anyways, down in Miami, Florida,

Speaker: this four idiot, Miami teacher showed Winnie the Pooh blood and honey to her fourth grade class. This irritates me. Second part of this headline, a mental health counselor

Speaker: has met with students who expressed concern. All right, first and foremost, your parents are pussies and your pussies. Shut up. I grew up watching horror movies. All my friends grew up watching horror movies. My kids have grown up watching horror movies. It's not a movie meant for fourth graders. I agree a hundred percent, but it's not causing you fucking mental trauma and PTSD or anything else. Shut the fuck up. Get over yourselves.

Speaker: Jesus Christ, you fucking pussies. Goddamn pussification of America. Swear to God. Fourth graders at a K through 12 charter school in Miami Springs got an upsetting Halloween surprise when their teacher screened horror movie Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey, reports CBS News Miami. Despite the title of the film, including Winnie the Pooh, the movie is not suitable for children as it follows Winnie and Piglet.

Speaker: on a bloodthirsty rampage after Christopher Robin abandons them for college. The film was shown to fourth graders at the Academy of Innovation Education, bunch of nerds on October 2nd.

Speaker: I feel completely abandoned by the school. Michelle Diaz, a parent whose twins were in the fourth grade class, told CBS news, adding that the movie was shown because of a careless teacher. Agreed. I agree. You shouldn't show that in a fourth grade class. Have a little class. Show Nightmare on Elm Street. Show Friday the 13th. I don't know.

Speaker: Show, uh, show, uh, you know, you can show Halloween show some Stephen King movies. Any of these movies would be better than Winnie the Pooh blood and honey. What? Not because it's scary. Cause it's really not that scary, but it's very graphic. Uh, unfortunately that's the world that we live in with horror films. Now the new horror films, uh, believe the, the gorier it is, the better it is, which is not true.

Speaker: horror movie producers writers Directors, you don't need gore to be scary go learn from the fucking legends Will learn from the absolute legends. There's a new movie that just came out boogeyman If you haven't seen it yet, I recommend watching it not gory nothing really gory at all in the movie it relied on jump scares great fucking movie scared the hell out of Four out of five people in my house

Speaker: Um, but yeah, so, uh, according to the eyes, they, uh, the film played for 20 or 30 minutes. So they definitely got into it at 20 or 30 minutes before the teacher shut it off. She said the students were allowed to pick a movie to watch and they all, so the students selected the movie still back calling the teacher, but her kids picked the movie. Um, but it's not for them to decide what they want. It's up to the professor to look at.

Speaker: Little Johnny's a good kid. Little Johnny's a good boy. Little Johnny would never cut the head off of a fucking cat. Fast forward 15 years later. Little Johnny's got 14 prostitutes buried in his basement. I don't know where that came from. Sorry.

Speaker: He didn't stop the movie, even though the kids were saying, hey, stop this movie. We don't want to watch this, Diaz added, because we all know kids are so honest and truthful and whatnot. Miss Vera Hirsch, the head of the school, sent the following statement to CBS News, the Academy for Innovation and Education, has become aware that a segment of a horror movie was shown to our fourth graders that was not suitable for the age group or administration that properly addressed this issue directly.

Speaker: with the teacher and has taken the appropriate action to ensure the safety and well -being of our students. We are actively monitoring the students and our mental health counselor and principal have already met with those students who have expressed concerns. Her statement added Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey was released without a rating, which could explain how the film ended up as an option for the fourth graders to watch. The film's director, Ray's Waterfield, revealed in an interview with Variety last year

Speaker: that he shot the project in only 10 days near the Ashdown Forest in English, the inspiration for The Hundred Acres Woods, as depicted in the original Winnie the Pooh. The characters entered the public domain last year to avoid copyright issues with Disney, which owns the interpretations of the characters as seen in various films. Television shows certain elements were changed, including swapping a poo bear's red shirt for a lumberjack gear,

Speaker: animated characters like Tigger who are still under copyright. So we're supposed to get a sequel to Winnie the Pooh. Maybe those copyrights are going to come off and we'll get to see the hyperactive ADHD Tigger slaughtering people. But now, at the end of the day, the kids chose it. More than likely, they knew what they were choosing.

Speaker: Teacher was an asshole and an idiot for why we was in it. He wasn't an asshole He was fucking dumb for playing it because he should have knew better But at the end of the day, it sounds like your kids need a little toughen it up much fucking nerds at the innovation educational conservation of Fucking twats. I don't know but Everybody was wrong in this situation Thank You, Florida. Let's pull a reverse card on this. I

Speaker: Let's take bad guys, make them good. Who would you pick my pick? You are. You love you. Some goddamn killer clouds because much like falling in reverse or from behind the walls, whichever you are. I call them depending upon Alan. I mean, if you're a real fan and you really know him, you would call him from behind the walls, you know, OG fans like myself. You've brought up killer clouds on multiple occasions. So, so what you're saying is you're going to take the killer clouds from outer space.

Speaker: and make them good guys. So then they're just normal clouds. Correct. I mean, they're just normal run -of -the -mill average clowns. I say, well, off top of my head, I'm going to try this one off for size. What about the gremlins? Hit them with the Uno reverse. Okey doke, bada bing bada boom.

Speaker: Gremlins aren't so bad after all. They're actually just misunderstood, mutated, mock wise. And everybody loves them. And then everybody gets to adopt them and take them home. And they're great pets. I'm just saying, how do you like that for a pick? Yeah. I can play this game.

Speaker: Well, I can play this game. Jeff tried this Wednesday with me, remember? Let's say you take. I don't want to, I don't want to pull the obvious is, I mean, come on. Oh, make Freddie a good guy. And he's actually a.

Speaker: A dream fairy and not a dream killer. Let's take Jason and he protects the camp and the camp counselors. You know, Michael Myers didn't kill his sister. I don't know. I don't really know where to go with Michael Myers, but you know, Leatherface wasn't a crazy inbred cannibal. He was just a butcher.

Speaker: I mean, Candyman. I don't think he was necessarily a bad guy. If you look at the backstory to Candyman, I think it's, I don't think I would label him a bad guy. It's a revenge story, man. It was, yeah. Plus he only got one movie.

Speaker: So you're going to merge. I see what you're doing. You're doing a multiversal merger where Winnie the Pooh and Piglet are the bad guys and Jason Voorhees is actually a good guy and he protects them from Winnie the Pooh and Piglet. I like it. I like what you did there. I like that. Well, look who it is. Who is it?

Speaker: Who would it be? Who would it be? I like it. I like the twist. And it's a collaboration, man. I like the, you know, yeah, man. Double universal bing -bong. Oh, look who it is. What you doing? Maximum overdrive. The cars don't try to kill people. They actually just want to give them rides to wherever they need to go.

Speaker: It be what it be, what it do, how it do, why it do, it be thee. Oh, let's see.

Speaker: Oh yeah. If Jason protects into the castle counselors, the camp kids, uh, from Winnie the Pooh and piglet and friends, I'm in, I'm all in, you know, he calls for backup. He's got Freddy Kruger that comes and helps him. What up James? What'd it do, man? Uh, it's stupid o 'clock here. I don't know how you do it. Cause you don't fucking sleep at all, bro.

Speaker: Um, we're just rambling. We're just, we're just fathering away. Uh, I was doing some news stories and now we're on this kick of, you know, uh, they made that Winnie the Pooh blood and honey movie. So basically the, uh, you know, the copyright ran out on Winnie the Pooh and it becomes public domain. And, uh, Benji asked the question in here of how about you pull the, uh,

Speaker: Through four three three three four four i'm on my fifth one um Benji asked the question of Or said let's pull the reverse card, you know reverse here Let's take bad guys and make them good Who would you pick and he right off the bat just pick killer clouds, which? Not a bad pick, but you know, he just made them regular clouds. I did then did said gremlins

Speaker: But they did hit a home run with the Jason coffee, mostly. Oh, well, I used to be there. Uh, I used to function quite nicely. So now we're, now we're thinking of bad guys in movies and, and, and hitting them with the old reversal room and, and, and making them to be back or make them be good guys.

Speaker: Any variation of Dracula, he doesn't want to take your blood. Instead, he gives blood to those who need blood. Coffee is fucking disgusting. I couldn't drink it. So, but that's all we got. Debbie, Debbie energy. I think I've recovered quite nicely tonight. Benji you've been here. You've been here throughout the whole show. You can.

Speaker: You can tell me whether I did or not, but I think I recovered quite nicely from my technical difficulties earlier. I felt like I was doing a music show for a minute. I like drinking blood instead. Whoa. So am I trying to chase down Dracula instead? I want to suck your blood, Dracula. Why are all these damn humans chasing me trying to suck my blood?

Speaker: I signed the borderline racist. I'm a true professional. That's why I'm the Intergalactical champ. I'm just saying. Not many could do the things that I do. But I did for a hot minute. I did feel like I was doing a music show because

Speaker: It's just like, click, click, click. I gotta figure this out in the back. Shout out to StreamYard. Shout out to, you know what, in all honesty, shout out to StreamYard. Even though I was having technical difficulties on my end, I didn't lose my stream. The stream stayed live and I was able to keep dropping music until I got, until I got my end fixed. Big shout out to fucking StreamYard tonight. And we don't ever give StreamYard enough love on this show. Big shout out.

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Speaker: Oh, I was having the internet issues when I took my first break. It wasn't coming back. My feed wasn't coming back up, but I was able to play music. So got back to back to back, Matt James music. What about the crack? Crack is wack. It puts your sister on her back.

Speaker: Well, I think the biggest problem was, you know, the kids are home tonight. Everybody's home. Everybody's on there, you know, got their phones and everything hooked up, you know, TV upstairs. My son was playing. My son was playing. I'm actually on my phone right now. I'm on my mobile hotspot.

Speaker: How do you know? First and foremost, Jeeves, you watch your fucking whore mouth. Second of all, how do you know Jeeves doesn't want my crack? Maybe he does. Don't you speak for him, ma 'am? Do you speak for Jeeves? Maybe he wants to be my little crack buddy. Little tiny crack guy. Carrie? Carrie, she's not a proud business owner. I didn't plan to come here.

Speaker: Kujo is now a service dog Yeah, she's you you you you are in dangerous territory my friend Thank you that old man y 'all comfy and shit you're not taking a shower tonight, okay You're looking to see if you have any neon colored clothes

Speaker: Actually, you don't even come in here and get on my bed and try to go to sleep I will drag you off the bed by your toes like I'm the boogeyman What I don't think that's gonna happen This is a victory Monday you can't spoil my victory Monday Jeeves

Speaker: Jordan metal militia you can't spoil my victory Monday Buddy if I was a Colts fan, he was so mad. He was like I'm in the middle of a show What fun is that mine What am I what is he asking me?

Speaker: Ask what you wanted to ask him. No. That's what you wanted to ask him. Can I bring her McDonald's? Right now? Yes. Wait, no. Why do you need McDonald's right now? I don't know. He's one of McDonald's and you wanted to bring me fries. Well, your brother and sister are going to be pissed if you get McDonald's. Well, you know, your brother is going to be pissed if you get McDonald's right now. He don't get enough.

Speaker: I don't care what he wants. Apparently riffraff wants to bring my daughter fucking McDonald's at almost 10 o 'clock at night. Oh, no one wants to see James Craig, but I mean, whatever happens, we're doing consenting to doses of my boom. Who said I was consenting first and foremost? No means no, Jeeves.

Speaker: Yeah. But you know, you can't really put Kujo up against Clifford the Red Dog. Clifford the Red Dog would just **** destroy. I mean, however, if you did a rampage two with the Rock, you could put Clifford in Rampage two as a bad guy.

Speaker: Don't know if I have I told you guys this Saturday Saturday was so crazy. Oh my god Saturday was fucking insane. Oh my god So Friday night we went to Jason I mean I did tell you guys about that But uh We were telling

Speaker: The kids is God parents. All three of my kids have the same God parents. And they were at the Jason Aldean concert too. And we met up and had a couple of drinks before the show and whatnot. And we were telling them about her new work. And we were describing it to which we said, riff -raff from writing a picture show to which their Godmother proceeded to start singing the time war. She was a little tipsy before she got to the concert.

Speaker: She had a few drinks at home and allegedly had a, she wasn't driving, but she allegedly had a couple of road pops, road sodas, if you will. Well, you had an eight hour show, eight hours and four minutes to be exact.

Speaker: And I said at the beginning of the show, thank you guys who came on. That was awesome. Did not expect all the guest appearances, so to say. There was a lot. And then I didn't have to apologize for losing my cool, not because I feel bad for anything I said or anything like that. I just felt

Speaker: bad for losing my cool. I should have just hit him with a blocker or something and just just fucking ignored it. But as I said, you can only poke a bear. You can only poke a bear so many times. And I got a little triggered. So I apologize. I apologize to those listening and to everybody that was on the show, but not to what I said when Jay was in there.

Speaker: Uh, but yeah, we went, uh, we went, um, we went another, we went, we went a full on eight hours and like five minutes. Uh, so Saturdays, Jeeves, we have a new open door policy. We're dropping the link. Whoever wants to come in can come in, uh, hang out, shoot your shit with us. We're not looking for fights or anything like that.

Speaker: Uh, but you know, if you want to come in and hang out and be cool, then everybody's welcome. Uh, but, um, so like he came in, uh, Tony came in to which. Benji, you weren't the only one who made the statement of it being odd or awkward when he did. Uh, I got that a couple, couple, couple people, uh, Brian came in, I believe.

Speaker: Jeff was there and and everybody kind of filled it out and and and and last Wednesday We were doing a show and this guy came in and and and and called me anti -Semitic or some other goofy shit and To which normally I would have just let that stuff go and I would have let it slide but then I went and looked at his page and he had an actual YouTube channel and what

Speaker: I went to his YouTube channel, it's got like 15 ,000 followers and I commented

Speaker: Not the nicest comments. Let's be honest. We have a couple, we have a little bit of back and forth, but I thought I told him, come on the show Saturday. Well, he wind up coming on the show. Uh, kind of as everybody was winding, you know, window and down, I think everybody had left and.

Speaker: He popped up it was just Jeff and I and he popped up and actually him and I had some not a bad conversation I probably sounded like an asshole. I was pretty I was feeling pretty good But we were stuck in religion and stuff like that wind up being a pretty cool kid and You know, we followed each other he's like, you know You know help

Speaker: Support the show and stuff like that. And I told him I said you're more welcome to come back on again I said, but if you come back on again, we're not having the weird religion conversation It's literally just gonna be hanging out and shoot the shit like we normally do And you said you do your

Speaker: I know, I know the only thing, the only thing solo about my shows on Monday is the fact that I'm on camera by myself. Uh, you know, Benji, you've been great since you started following the show. I love, I look forward to you being in the chatters box, but when the tennis box is gone and you guys are lively, you guys help, you guys help push the show, man. Uh, and I appreciate it. You have no idea how much I appreciate it. Cause I do come in with a game plan on Mondays and, um,

Speaker: You know, uh, you know, I'll kind of feed off of you guys. I'm not super worried about it. I just felt bad for the listeners and for you guys on the show. I got to be honest, you know, all you guys who came on and we weren't looking to go down the drama filled bullshit. And I just felt bad that I lost my cool, not for what I said or for losing my cool. So to say, just, I felt bad for you guys. You know what I mean? And the listeners.

Speaker: And I think you're absolutely right. I think you're 100%. I think you're 100 % absolutely right. Amen. Thinking he was going to step in and sort beef between us mayor. And then he hadn't read the situation very well. And also, you know, he had to come and keep tabs. Thank you. Jeeves.

Speaker: That's one of my one of my one of my many Cleveland Browns shirts Superman with the Cleveland Browns logo. I actually have two of these I Don't know how I ended up with two of them, but the lady who made it Senate and then like two weeks later Another one showed up and I was like, oh you sent me to and she's like, that's all right Don't worry about it. Just keep it. Keep it. I ordered off of Etsy like eight or nine years ago

Speaker: But it is one of my favorite shirts that I have. So I'm glad I have two of them. Thank you, Benji. That means a lot, man. I like hearing reviews and stuff like that, what people think of the show and good, bad, or indifferent. Well, I agree. Jay Money absolutely fucked the chat up. It wasn't cool.

Speaker: And that's what I said, you know, he's, he's an ass face and he just wants to cause drama and stir drama. But if you get him one on one, he's, he's actually a pretty, he's actually a pretty good dude. And that's why I made the comment. If I ever do meet him, the first thing I do is hit him as hard as I can, right? And it's fucking Joe. And then after that, we'll go on about our business and drink or eat or whatever, but.

Speaker: He just, he's so invested and so preoccupied with creating or being in the middle of drama that that's all he knows and all he does. He can't have a serious conversation without running somebody into the ground and treating them like shit. And that's what I apologize for because I know better and he got the best of me and kind of made me fly off the handle a little bit.

Speaker: No, no, that was Saturday night. Oh, no, I wasn't, you know, uh, yeah, Tony was a serious patient. I'm not, you know, it's just, like I said, he's preoccupied. He's watching Star Trek for the 400 time, entertaining other people. I don't know what it was a weird Saturday night. That's for sure. But nonetheless,

Speaker: We should have like a not at all. Yeah. And that's why they made it. Oh, what is N O T T O still models, you know, like 19th birthday. Like, um, like words are hard as one of our models type deal.

Speaker: in South Carolina. Oh yeah. Before you graduate. I hope to say it's something. It's the Palmetto State together. We can make it look black. Give me one second. I'll be right back.

Speaker: By the way, Cash is ready to send the girls on a train to my parents for New Year's Eve. For New Year's Eve? I say you're pissing too darn loud, boy. It's late at night and you're pissing right in the center of the bowl like you're frying chicken in there. You got a piss on the side, boy. Make it a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissing like that, boy.

Speaker: Austin that says he'll take you for Halloween and pick you up at the train station Going nowhere on a train beat it at me this All right. Sorry about that. Sorry about that. You heard what you heard what fall horn lane here the lane horn said I Had to go do some recycling

Speaker: But, uh, uh, agreed, agreed, agreed. I think I showed that agreed. It was all a matter of keeping tabs. That's all it was. Let's be honest. Uh, yeah, no, he, he says,

Speaker: Yeah. And, and, and, and the timing was just so perfect. And I, you know, we were probably together and came over together and really differences. Jay's two chickens should actually come on camera. Agreed. Agreed. A hundred percent.

Speaker: And that's what I said. And I was trying to do a timeout. I was trying to block them. I know it was on Twitch or something, but my Twitch wasn't working on my phone. I was trying to just ignore it. Like I said, I don't feel bad for what I said because what I said was the absolute fucking truth. I mean, let's be honest, it's just a bunch of fucking nobody's doing nothing.

Speaker: They've been having the same fights and arguments with the same fucking people In their same stupid ass circle that they all call each other friends for the last three years now I had no idea But um, yeah

Speaker: This is what it is. It happened. We'll move on. The show's back to normal. Jeff and I will be back here Wednesday doing a show. We'll be back Saturday. And until Jeff and I deem it otherwise, I think we're going to keep running with the Saturday open door policy because

Speaker: It's a crazy fucking concept, man. I'm not doing eight hours again. I'm telling you that right now, not unless Jeff and I decided to get a wild burrow up our asses. And apparently the Guinness world book of records for the longest podcast is 32 hours. Jesus Christ. And I told him, I said, I've done a 24 hour stream and a 36 hour stream. I could do a fucking 36 hour podcast. Mine needs to like go back to

Speaker: Should you better get ready? We won't be in a in this book of world records mama. We'll be famous No, I don't know I don't I don't apologize for what I said I just apologize to the listeners and everybody that was in there with us That's what I apologize for not for what I said and not for who I directed in that and not for how I said it

Speaker: I meant what I said. Bug all that shit. I absolutely meant 100 % everything I said. We all are missing something. None of us really know. Oh, gee.

Speaker: We know, Jeeves, we get it, you're super famous and you know, super famous people. I'm just kidding. No, I've, I did, I did like 20, 24, 25 hours, something like that on TikTok one time. And then I did like 35 or 36 on Periscope. Let's just say this, the show was so long Saturday,

Speaker: that Facebook, apparently there's a time limit on Facebook because Facebook said your show basically said in a nutshell, your show's gone too long. We're ending it for you. So, but now I took time for Periscope. Periscope was just, it just happened. I had, I didn't, I didn't plan on it. It just, it just freaking happened. Uh, my ex wife and my kids were out of town. I, uh,

Speaker: jumped on Periscope Friday after I got off work and I was grilling and hanging out and bullshitting and next thing I know it was fucking Sunday. I was like, what the hell? What in the hell just happened? He's just an asshole. He's just an asshole. He's just an asshole.

Speaker: Are you sure though, Jeez? Yeah, and that's what I said. If he pops up again, it's just gonna be a quick block. Block and done. Like, oh boy from NBA, what was his name? Matumbo or whatever, no, no, no. You can't name Matumbo. Yeah, yeah, thank you.

Speaker: Nice. Nikki's got my backpack. No, no, no, not in my house. Oh yeah. My, my Saturdays were always eight, 10, 12 hours. Uh, or well, if, if, if the kid like, like typically my Saturday nights went like eight, nine hours.

Speaker: But that was streaming on periscope. If the kids weren't around, it would go longer. And then when I first came back home on my weekends, when I didn't have the kids, uh, that's, yeah, I would typically get on tick tock, like four or five, six o 'clock in the evening, whatever. And then go until four or five, six, seven, eight in the morning.

Speaker: It's just tough when you're doing an actual fucking podcast, like I got to I got to fucking put an eight hour show up. Who the fuck's going to listen to an eight hour fucking show? Oh, shit. Yeah. Well, be careful, Jeeves, because you'll get blocked. Apparently a 14 year old can be be naked and doing cocaine off of a dog's pecker. But if I'm on there doing something like this, I get banned every time I go on there.

Speaker: All good. I think all of ours did, but then eventually kind of once the bullshit left it, it all kind of came back around. Finally. It's a bitch to grow on TikTok anymore, man. But that's awesome. Finally go laugh. You actually, we'll actually probably do pretty good because you do music content and stuff like that. That's awesome, man. Congratulations on being able to get along.

Speaker: I hear you're talking to the king of delusion because there's been Friday nights where Nikki and I have gone live on tiktok or Saturday nights. I get that doing the show and she gets home from work and we go live on tiktok and shit fucking Saturday. We didn't even go live on tiktok and we were sitting on the couch and realized it was what like five something. Well, yeah, but you didn't get home until four. Yeah. But I mean,

Speaker: But there's been nights where we've been live on tiktok and we're both out there drinking and having fun. And the damn sun comes up. We're like, holy shit. How'd that happen? I probably will. Yeah. You just lose track, man. You just, why so long? You just lose track. You're having fun. You're having a good time. You know, when I, when I was regularly on tiktok, I always had fucking

Speaker: Viewers, now I couldn't fucking get viewers to save my life when I'm on TikTok. I might get two or three stragglers that'll hang out and enjoy the conversation where before I'd have anywhere from 50 to 200 people in my lives. And I ain't too worried about it. I'll put it up in one spot or in one lump sum.

Speaker: This dude literally just said, TikTok is what my girl repeats in her head for the two minutes I got in her ear. Wow. TikTok, TikTok. Yeah, it was cool. It was cool. I am too. It was cool. I mean, it was fun.

Speaker: You know, until, until we're proven otherwise and Jeff and I are both like, you know, this is a fucking terrible idea. We're going to keep doing it on Saturday and everybody's welcomed and anybody's welcome. TikTok live.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, tiktok was never meant for people to have a long attention span. Let's be honest. You know, it started out as 15 second clips, and then it jumped up to 30 and then it went to 60 and then three minutes. And now you can upload 10 minute videos. It was never meant for those with the shorter with a law, you know, for short attention span. But

Speaker: You know, much like I do this show, much like we do this show, Jeff and I are me by myself. We, we encourage the chatters box. We encourage the live listeners. That's why we do the live show. If we didn't want to chat box and chatters box, we didn't want the, you know, we didn't want the live comments and stuff. We're just fucking prerecord this shit. Just fucking put it out. You know?

Speaker: But we enjoy it. We encourage it. So I never had really any major problems because I interacted with literally everybody that came in. And if somebody was a douche nozzle, I'd just ignore them. And the same thing with periscope. My periscope lives were fucking stupid, the amount of people that were in there. And just interacting and hanging out and having fun.

Speaker: stupid fucking people came in and just fucking ignored them and moved on and went about your business and uh or if they persisted then then I roasted them for a couple minutes or my my my chatters or my viewers or whatever would tear into them and make them feel like a piece of shit and then they would just leave you know

Speaker: See if I come in good weather here. I sit outside. Hey, man. Hell yeah. I, you know, if I wasn't sick this weekend, um, I was, I was, I wanted to get a, a cigar, but I was sick this weekend and I just did not, I just didn't want to. So I'm hoping maybe Saturday I can, I can get another one. I'm actually looking, uh, I want to get, I want to get, um, we got, dude, you're all, I told you a long time ago, man. You're welcome. I would love to have you on here. You're, you're welcome to anytime.

Speaker: I have been trying since the start of this goddamn show to get golf on the stream. He will not do it. Roasted like a motherfucking rotisserie chicken. Jeeves. It's hard to believe R. Kelly isn't on Twitch. It's hard to believe R. Kelly isn't on Twitch. He already has the most famous stream. Like, no, I'm good buddy. Thank you.

Speaker: Micropena is killing it. Thank you. Yeah, she wants to fry. We can give her a couple. Vikings, 1949ers 14 who scored the touchdown? No. Yeah, we tried to get golf on golf.

Speaker: Sometimes I feel like I'll talk is kind of borderline boycotting us as well. But, um, yeah, like I said, until Jeff and I are like, yeah, probably shouldn't do this anymore. We're gonna, we're gonna keep it going.

Speaker: Noice, noice, CMC in the end zone. Probably not helping me though. Where do I stand? I know I got one. Addison is. Addison's. Fucking almost 30 points, I mean.

Speaker: down 33 Like breaks his leg and Then all of a sudden the guys go off I do have I Do have 50 some odd points between pretty McCaffrey and a you kiddos got me an extra almost eight points. I

Speaker: Yeah, we all have. We've been trying. Trust me. We've been trying. We've been trying to get we've been trying to get golf walk on the air from from Jump Street. So just do the one -liners on the show, man. That's OK. Well, I'm going to fuck up the flow. Yeah, I don't know if you got I don't know if you'll see me talk radio or anything like that.

Speaker: You have like your host and your main co -host and then they might have like, like, for instance, like I hate to use this reference because I hate this fucking ass cloud. But Howard Stern was the host of the show and Robin Quivers was his co -host. But you had a, there are other cast and characters that, yeah, you know, they'd be on the mic here and there more and more.

Speaker: But most of what they were known for was dropping the one liners or the, you know, the, the, the, the quick hit, the quick hits and hitting runs, but they were still there. They were a part of the show. You know, I listened to the Mike counter show and Mike and Galvin are the coho or Mike's the host. Galvin's the cohost, but then they've got, um, Carmen pap, pap, uh, Spanish and, and, and, uh, uh, Gio.

Speaker: And yeah, I mean they talk and they they add that you know, depending upon the topic and conversation But for the most part, they're literally just they're hanging out listening and then drop drop like random shit from time to time I'm freezing or you're freezing You know what I I've got I've got to say that it

Speaker: outside of my outburst. Uh, I was, I was, I was struggling Saturday because I felt it. I felt it too. And that's the first time ever. And for the entirety of this show, that was the first time that I felt the flow just being 100 % fucked. Uh, not buddy. Love you. I see you in the morning. Feed your fish. If you haven't already. Um,

Speaker: Okay. So yeah, that was the first time it's ever happened on this show because I've been able to, I've been able to, I've been able to save some shit. Oh, am I good now? Uh, you know, I've been able to, I've been able to bring it off the rails and get it back on track, you know, a lot or a lot, but yeah, it was just going smooth, going smooth, going smooth, derailed. And then.

Speaker: It took a little bit longer than usual to bring it back on the track even Jeff felt it I knew Jeff felt it when he was like Yeah, I'm just gonna go dude when he when everybody started leaving. He just left so You're fine, don't worry about it for a moment to slash a little slapstick humor stuff like it I'm good now. Well, I'm on my mobile hotspot. So that could have something to do with it because my interwebs were

Speaker: were all kinds of wonky earlier and it was just not cooperating with me at all. But yeah, don't worry about it. It's all good. It's all good. I'll just know better for next time. And I'll nip it in the bud real quick before it even starts. I'll get a hold of it from Jump Street.

Speaker: Oh good in the heat said geez so good though. Like I said, don't worry about it. It is what it is. You know, I knew, I knew that the, the, um, the new Saturday venture with dropping the link was going to be

Speaker: We were going to get a lot of unexpected and, and, and, and I wasn't a hundred percent ready for it. But now I think with the experience from last Saturday, you know, now I know kind of where, you know, where we stand, where we go. Don't let it deter you guys from coming in. Uh, you know, I just need Jeff to be on the ball and working with me. If it's somebody comes in and they're bad.

Speaker: And they got to be dropped. Just dump them. No, don't say anything. Don't, don't, don't worry about it. Just fucking dump them. Especially if I give the signal a little risky, a little risky business. Yeah. Yeah. And I kind of felt like Tom Cruise in my, in my, in my underoos singing an old time rock and roll. Um, so.

Speaker: We'll do it like we've done everything on this show. We'll just trial and error. It's like being a virgin. You just stab around until you eventually find out where it goes. Oh no, there's no secret signal. The signal is

Speaker: I have no problem being blunt. Clearly. Well, I don't want to, I don't want to set up a mod because the downfall with mods, and this is why I don't have mods like on my Tik TOK and stuff like that. The downfall with mods is if very subtle, right?

Speaker: I believe in subtle hits, you know, fucking kill them, Jen. I mean, because. And then other apps and other platforms, people want to give all their friends fucking control of everything. And, you know, somebody can come in there and they could make a joke that I find funny, like Micro Penis was in here making jokes earlier and I thought they were funny.

Speaker: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna dumb them down and Hit them with a block or a banner or mute his mic or any or mute his keyboard or anything like that because he didn't do anything wrong But if I have a moderator they might take offense to it and they're like nope, we don't like that Cancel it get rid of it Get them out of here and not say anything and not not say anything to me or ask me or ask Jeff or or anything like that So, you know, I don't I don't I don't want mods I am the mod

Speaker: It's my show. I just need Jeff to be on page with me when I tell him to fucking get him. Get him out of here. You know, to do it. I agree with that. A hundred, a hundred percent. See here. Same page. Fuck censorship. You're goddamn right. Micro penis. Last time I checked this still America.

Speaker: I ain't censoring shit for nothing. I don't do it. I don't believe in it. Everybody's speaking. We that's I care. I can't say, you know, like I can't come on here and I can't say we love the chatters box. We encourage the chatters box. We want you guys to be interactive. We want you guys to be engaged and then turn around in the same sentence and go, by the way,

Speaker: I have moderators and they will censor. They will censor the fuck out of you. Exactly. Exactly. A lot of people would have called park would have been, um, you know, Mark would have been Mark's been a friend of mine since fucking Periscope Mark and I've been friends for 10 years, almost, or more than 10 years or something like that.

Speaker: Mark would have been fucking banned. Brian would have been banned. Half the fucking people, our entire chatterbox would have been timed out, booted, banned, muted, blocked, everything else if I had moderators. Because they're just as bad as we are. And let's be honest. Most of my trolls become friends. Like, in all honesty, most of my trolls have become friends, become followers, become listeners.

Speaker: Periscope I would say Easily 40 % of my audience 40 % of my my followers started out as trolls But because I didn't take it personal and they weren't and they weren't making it personal They were just being goofy and trolling and and trying to roast me But I would roast them back and fuck with them right back

Speaker: or my other followers or my other chatters on Periscope would roast them back. They would be like, this is actually really fun. You're a cool guy. And then they would follow me. And then they were there every Saturday night. So, I mean, exactly. And that's usually, yeah, that's, that's, that's exactly what I did. Just funnier than them. Roast them right back. Have fun with them. Don't take it personal.

Speaker: Like, yeah, that's the only way to do it, man. I, I, you know, I got to agree with you guys, both of you guys. Uh, I wonder if there's a bro or sis. I don't know if you're a man or a woman. Uh, you know, I've seen a lot of sex toys, but I don't think I would ever, I don't think a man or a woman ever wants to use a sex toy called a periscope. No.

Speaker: My fiance's on the bed going bear scope down. Take a look inside here. What's going on in this cavernous cave?

Speaker: Do you not feel like trolling has no art to it now though? Trolls used to be good at trolling. I feel like they're trolling game. And well, yeah, no, because trolling just used to be like just busting balls, just breaking balls. And now the quote unquote trolls, they want to make it personal and they want to, and they want to take unnecessary digs and shots and, and, and, and, and, and just, just be hateful for no fucking reason. Like I go and.

Speaker: People that I follow and that I like I go and troll them There's a podcast on tiktok. What is it called the heavyweight? Heavyweight something it's a it's it's it's a it's a it's a wrestling podcast and I fuck with these guys all the time and they fuck with me in a couple standard days ago They brought me up on their show now. They wouldn't turn my camera on and

Speaker: Cause they're jealous of my belt. They've got, they've got belts too, but they're jealous of my belt and they want to turn my camera on and they wanted me to cut a promo. And I was like, well, you know, I'm like, you two, one of the champions, I don't need to cut a promo because you know, a real champ just, just knows whatever. I can't remember all what I said, but then we wound up having a good conversation and shooting the shit and fucking with each other while I was on their Tik TOK with them and hanging out periscope Tilda.

Speaker: But now the, the quote unquote trolls just want to make it very personal. They want to, they want to take, they want to take jabs. They just want to attack you for no reason. It's, it's unnecessary and you know, it's not trolling. It's just being a fucking dick bag anymore. But at the same time they come in and they, and they take shots and they make it personal. But when you come back at them, they get their fucking feelings hurt and they report you. I mean, I've had people in my lives go,

Speaker: uh, threatened to show up at my house or whatever. And I'm like, okay, well fucking do it because I hate to break it to you, but, uh, I shoot first ask questions later. So at the end of the day, I'm too old to fucking fight. I'm too old to, to play stupid games. You show up at my house, you threaten me, you threaten my family. It's a stand your ground state at that moment in time.

Speaker: You're a dead man walking. I hope you were right with Jeebus. Yeah. Doxian, this is Doxian shit, like. Yeah. And I had, you know, when I was on Periscope, I had a guy that used to listen to every Saturday night and after like six, seven, eight months, we realized he literally lived on the other side of the pond.

Speaker: And he showed up one night with a 12 pack of beer. He's like, I don't want to be on the show. I just wanted to bring you a 12 pack of beer and say hi to you and meet you in person. I was in my garage, had the garage door open. He pulled open his golf cart. I had a 12 pack of my favorite beer said hi to me. We chit chat it for a few minutes while I was live. And then he went back to his house and he came right back into my, I offered him to hang out and stick around. No, it's not about quick wit anymore. It's, it's just, it's just being a scumbag.

Speaker: I encourage the trolls. I encourage you to be funny. I encourage you to keep me on my toes, you know. Fucking Jeeves. Fucking Jeeves. We can't let this Jeeves guy who brings his chief guy around for this periscope dildo. Yeah, exactly. And that's a lot of what is on that other, other, other, other channel.

Speaker: Yup. 100%. This dude on Haps literally blocked me when I was new ish to Haps. And we were, we were just starting a podcast. I came in and I was like, Oh, Jay money. What's up? It's click dude. And he's like, Oh man, what's going on? Click. Oh, I haven't seen you forever. Blah, blah, blah. And he made a comment and I was like, Oh, you goofy juice. Shut up. And he blocked me.

Speaker: Like I snapchat it if I was like, did you really fucking block me? You've got damn pussy you self -righteous piece of shit because I called you a Jew How many times have I called you a Jew since I've met you? because your buddy was hanging out with Cochie and all them ass faces and It was just like you're out of your fucking mind dude, you fucking putts Don't us with your periscope dildo

Speaker: Do you guys come back at me? I immediately hit the follow button. Right? We, we, we didn't do it to be assholes. We, you, you, you hit us. We hit you back and it was, we were laughing. Yeah. That's you guys troublemaker. You should probably reevaluate your friend's situation. I'm just saying. Good dude.

Speaker: He likes to keep it fun. Let's keep it funky, fresh. Good dude. Good dude. Energy drink. That could be a flavor for, uh, Debbie energy. I had to hit them up with a combination of something and be like, you should call it good dude. I wonder if they would name a flavor after the podcast. I wonder if we can get a nonsensical nonsense flavor.

Speaker: Bet we could if you people would actually go to W energy and buy some stuff use our promo code words are Jeff gets a little bit more sensitive than I do and sometimes I have to tell him to pump the brakes Because he instantly wants to fight somebody and I'm like dude, you're you're you're four foot tall. I'm not you're not fighting anybody

Speaker: Let's tell your go tell your kid to take you out that often when you take this out. I reevaluate my friend's situation on that hit when you hit what? Oh, you know, I just don't have any friends, so I don't have to ever reevaluate my friend's situation. All my friends are online. I have no friends in real life.

Speaker: All my friends are online. So if I just don't want to talk to you anymore, I just don't have to talk to you anymore. I'm a great coast. I'm great at coasting. Good. There's that little man syndrome. Who we fighting? Yeah. Be careful with them little people, man. You get them in a group and then all of a sudden they come together like fucking power Rangers and they're Zords and.

Speaker: Next thing you know, you're you thought you were fighting for little people and then you got a fucking giant right standing in front of you because you know, they've formed together. Tony can't drink anybody under the table. Hey, we've had that conversation on this show. He's like, like, I drink, I drink. I'm like, but you have two drinks in your fucking shit face, bro.

Speaker: I know you're a crown rose a much higher alcohol percentage than my beer, but it all evens out when I drink X amount of beers to, and he said multiple times, I can't drink beer. Cause I get too drunk too fast. It's like, how do you not get, how do you not get drunk on, on, on crown? But you get drunk after three beers. She don't make no sense.

Speaker: You ain't wrong James, that's a hundred percent of Jeff quote who we fighting. I mean we gonna fight somebody Saturday night I'm telling to calm down. He's like, oh fuck you up. I'm mad. I Real life. We meet in person. I'll fuck you up. I'll beat your ass. I'm like, oh calm down, bro. Like it ain't that serious I'll bite in your ankles this wall was Bunch of fucking chihuahuas Oh Jeff

Speaker: Again lightweight to the Absolute lightweight Jeff and Jeff knows he's a lightweight. He was just drinking and he was talking shit Yeah, Jeff is a job is an absolute lightweight. He he had six beers Saturday night

Speaker: Why'd you even try Jeff has openly admitted multiple times on the air that he's glad he lives in Cancun and he's not in Ohio anymore because he would have already died of alcohol poisoning if he lived relatively close by to me. Cause I would make him drink every podcast. Actually I wouldn't have to make him. I'd be like, come on, dude, stop being a pussy. Drink the beer.

Speaker: Okay. I'm not a pussy. I'm not a pussy. I'll drink. I'll match you beer for beer. I'm too old for that fucking drinking, drinking games and out drinking somebody bullshit anyways. I'll just drink.

Speaker: No suckies, no suckies, no suckies. Well, it was funny because before we did the show, I was live on Twitch playing Call of Duty. I'm actually gonna finish this video here and wrap this show up. But we were, I was live on Twitch playing Modern Warfare and Benji was in there and we were talking because Benji loves Jeff. And he was like, we need like a,

Speaker: chaos of Jeff like just like Jeff in real life. This isn't the other thing. I had no idea Jeff was planning on drinking Friday or Saturday night. I did not know until literally we started the show and and he grabbed a beer and I was like, whoa, what's going on? He's like, I told you I had a surprise for you. And I was like, yep, this is going to be good.

Speaker: She took your last ass drink. That's fucking sad, dude. That's sad, you know. Oh my God. You should never take a man's last drink to that, I say. Hell no. Come on, wait. To the no, no, no. Come on, come on. Hell to the no. To the no, no, no.

Speaker: Can you take five seconds to run into the kitchen for me? Can you take five seconds to run into the kitchen for me? And grab me a block of my cheese off the top shelf. Block of your cheese off the top shelf. Yeah. Hey man, just want to let you know that sometimes you got to shut the fuck up.

Speaker: Nobody's out there. Oh, I bet they're on the clock. Well, you didn't have Austin. Don't say better than a fucking beer. It's fucking 10 30 at night. Well, it was 10 o 'clock when he told me he could come in for 20 minutes. I didn't say he'd come in for 20 minutes. Cash asked if he could come in and bring their McDowell's and that's all fucking good. Well, then that's Cash's fault because the question was, can he come in and hang out for 20 minutes? I said, I don't know. You'll have to go ask your dad. I said, I'll go ask him.

Speaker: This is why I miss having a co -host because you know, I recycle a lot of beer and then He said I couldn't drink it so he couldn't drink it Wow Admitting defeat and failure Jeeves Come on

Speaker: bro. That's the great thing about having a fiance who's just as much of a raging alcoholic as I am. I never have to worry about her finishing my drink or her one here finishes. I can't raging alcoholic. She's a raging alcoholic. I had one beer today. We're not raging alcoholics, but when we drink,

Speaker: We can handle a lot. Sorry that I drank like 30 some beers Friday night. Hey, I was still functioning. So we got back to the hotel. Oh yeah. But that air conditioner said like, Hey, I'm just saying you weren't functioning either with your grumpy, but attitude, grumpy attitude.

Speaker: because I was just told you're going to beat my ass at the end of the stream. I guess the stream isn't ending. No, she's not. She's got her. What is it? Oh, did you find the one that you like there? So what kind is it? Brown mustard and ale cheddar. She's got a block of cheese in her Kendall. She's happy. We don't, we don't have the typical.

Speaker: Um, boyfriend, girlfriend, fiance, like, like we don't even really, like we might get, we, we might. Yeah. He's just now leaving because I told her to catch it on. Uh, like I think I said, I think I said this Saturday night or Wednesday and I can't remember, but you know, I think it said it's Saturday because

Speaker: the Sunday of the 49ers Brown game last Sunday, not, not this Sunday yesterday, but the Sunday before, uh, my buddy's a big 49ers fan. And obviously I'm a Browns fan and it was his birthday too. And they invited us over to go watch the game. Well, she didn't want to go because she, on the weekends, she, she, she works a lot of hours on the weekends. So Sundays are her day off. She's just fucking exhausted. She don't want to do shit except don't want to put on pants. You know,

Speaker: Yesterday, she apologized for me for sleeping all day. And I was like, oh, Carrie, you literally worked like 20 some odd hours in the last two days, 14 hours being Saturday night. But 14, 15 hours Saturday, almost. I was like, I don't care. I watched the Browns game and played on my phone and then she was somewhat alive for the Steelers game. Uh, but I watched the Steelers game and played on my phone and then.

Speaker: She was kind of awake for a little bit while we ate during the Steelers game. And when the Steelers game was over, she was still out of it. And I asked her if she wanted to watch something. She said, not really. They want to go to sleep. And then I played fucking Xbox. I played modern warfare. And then we watched that. We watched the challenge and see my man, Chris one challenge USA. Let's go. She got me hooked on this fucking challenge. I don't even watch reality television. I hate reality television. She got me hooked on the challenge.

Speaker: Oh, you know who I'd take over. Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds, uncle, uncle, uncle. Yeah. I will fight you for CT. Someone alive. Yeah. She is. She is. So, you know, like I didn't, I didn't go over until like halftime because she was finally like, just get the hell out.

Speaker: I was, but I felt bad because, you know, previous relationships, if I would have went and watched football at my friend's house and done nothing but watch football and have like three or four beers, you would have thought that I just left the house and had sex with 500 women and killed 17 puppies in the process. So, you know, I was, didn't want to. So not like any relationship I've ever been in or anything, I can say the same thing for her. We don't have those fights where, you know, we might get into an argument.

Speaker: But once it's done, it's done. It's not like it carries over into the next day or three days later or fucking an hour later for that matter. Yeah. Sundays, Sundays are our day. Typically we just, we're just lazy sex of shit on Sunday. You know, she's alive. We, we watch movies all day long and typically we get sushi on Sundays.

Speaker: Um, and we watched movies all day long and she's not yesterday because today was supposed to be pizza day. Yeah. Cash, uh, cash asked me, he's like, what happened to pizza day? Are we going to do it on movie night? And I was like, I don't know. That's a bubble. Not this week. Yeah. I just watched some of the star Wars series. In my opinion, it would have been much better if usually people.

Speaker: Couldn't tell you anything about Star Wars. So, you know That's that's that's the cool thing about like our relationship and something that I've never had before I can't bounce for her but Yeah, we are always almost always on the same page with shit and she doesn't ever get mad at me She might get mad at me in the moment for drinking or whatever but

Speaker: He's like, I didn't say that he could come in for 20 minutes. I was like, that's what Castro said. He would come and ask you. He's like, no, he could bring us friends for us. Yeah, that's why he's asked if the food wouldn't do that because he knew I'd find out and he knew I'd be pissed if up. Oh, yeah, we're showing him. Bring me one, too. Bring me one. I don't know what you want. I only got one. You go to bed. I'm going to have one more beer. I'm going to have one more beer. You're working for me. Because. Do you like mustard?

Speaker: For whatever reason, stomach was all fucked up earlier. I've been dealing with this fucking, I think it's a sinus cold. You don't like it? The only thing that fucking works is beer. It's got like whole brown mustard seeds in it. Like the brown mustard and stuff that you put. Go to bed. Don't worry about it. It's been a lot. Have a good one. We'll see you Saturday night.

Speaker: But that I am, I am very, very grateful of the relationship status now or our relationship because like I said, it's not a whole lot of fights or anything that really carries over or anything like that. So she knows I'm a fucking idiot.

Speaker: And I know she's an absolute pain in the ass. Because not only is her middle name a certain word, but her first name is the other one. You gotta go to work and steal some more. Last one, I swear famous last words of this guy. Now you cannot have whatever farm animal you just found. I just bought you a purse. It's not a farm animal. Tell me.

Speaker: He's not beautiful. Okay. I can't see. I don't have my glasses on your face. He's only 11 months old. He's been at the shelter for five. Oh, we're shelter. We're at, but we have to off the, I know that to offer. You can't have my cheese. Oh, I'll say we got it. We got an awful one to get a new one. I told her that that little puppy, that little puppy you showed me yesterday.

Speaker: What? She's only, I had one left and you said I would have to, you know, acquire the more. I was telling her that this was my, Oh, I'm taking beer. There's some other sheet. I think there's a couple of tweezers like one or two. Oh, there are still beat boxes. However, I'm not, I'm not diving into that world right now. That's a beginning of the night world. I need to dive in, not on a school night.

Speaker: The fuck difference does it make? You rip up the show at 1 a .m. on Wednesdays. Yeah, but those beat boxes are equivalent of like six of these. Whatever. Sissy. I actually have to work tomorrow because I've got my boss all up in my asshole like he's my prison cellmate. Saturday night? Oh yeah, I was, yeah, yeah. Maybe I'll pop up to the other speedway and get some of the different flavor puzzles too.

Speaker: pop into that speedway and see if we can get any more of the apple or watermelon. Okay, bitch. I don't go up there after dark anymore. I'll go up there. She left my wiener. I don't even know who you're talking about. About this whole we don't get into fights thing. She's never actually seen my wiener or felt my wiener. But there's one chick that works up there that might have been a dude at one point in time.

Speaker: But I've gone up there a couple of times in my sweatpants and she's commented, nice gray pants. I will say that. And I'm like, why are you not allowed to go on public intergraced sweatpants? I'm just honest, Lou. It's all balsa. I can hate you. It's all nuts. Do your nuts hang, Lou? Do they bubble too into?

Speaker: Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? I probably should wrap the show up. We are at almost four hours on a Monday. How do I do a four hour show on a fucking Monday by myself? I blame you. I blame you people in the chatters box. You damn degenerates, heathen ass mofos.

Speaker: So I'm assuming the bacon cheeseburger, pasta, casserole. I already see it. Either one of your sneaky. I was trying to be sneaky. I asked her if she wanted to try it. It's pumpkin juice. Was not a win tonight because there's a lot left out there. Well, I did double the burger and five ounces more pasta than what it was supposed to be. I will say this, it was good.

Speaker: little too too much grease in the pan still. I honestly think that was from when I put the bacon in because I fried all the grease off the burger but I put the bacon in to get it hot and I think it came from that. I should have just chopped up the bacon and we put it on top. I wouldn't yeah I would do that because that's what that's what I did when I did the

Speaker: No, I mean, Alexa said it was good. Yeah. I mean, it was good. I liked it. I don't know. Cash said he ate, but I think he ate more bread than anything else. Yeah. A small bowl. Yeah. Um, I don't think he was interested in it at all. Um, which is weird because I said I was making bacon cheese for the last week and he's like, Oh, that sounds good. Yeah. It needs people to ranch on it. I'm.

Speaker: I thought about that. Once I heat it up, put a little bit more shredded cheese and put the pickle ranch on top. Yeah, I think I think my biggest thing is just just too much. I think I might have been what was. Deep. Yes. But I'm planning on cleaning here to the back tomorrow, so. Yeah, I can take your spirit Halloween tomorrow.

Speaker: I'm not part of that conversation back then. Anywho, let's wrap this back boy, shall we? Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Chatters box, you guys are awesome as always. Benji, let me know when you're ready to step up to the majors, if you will. We will see you guys Wednesday night with a brand new episode. Jeff will be joining us.

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