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Speaker: The all-knowing, totally not corrupt CDC says the new COVID variant is more contagious among vaccinated people than those unvaccinated.
Speaker: You'd think that would enrage the vaxxers in that they got tricked, but it won't.
Speaker: They'll just keep re-drugging their way to the grave.
Speaker: Speaking of the Communist Disease Center, they removed COVID vaccine adverse event reports from their website.
Speaker: Queen recently dropped their hit song, Fat-Bottomed Girls, from their Greatest Hits album.
Speaker: Now, rather than drop future songs that may be offensive to puss, I mean, amateur nation, they've retitled some of their biggest hits, including We Are The Team That Ties The Other Team, Another One Creates A Safe Space For The Dust, Killer Queen, King, and or They,
Speaker: triggered little thing called love, non-competitive bicycle ride, and tie your birthing person down.
Speaker: Tafari Jackson found naked at Obama's pond with his clothes located elsewhere?
Speaker: And the Obamas lied about not being home that day?
Speaker: Hey, look over there.
Speaker: COVID.
