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Speaker: Speaking of music... Tell the Stooges in the back to play our music! Yeah!
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Speaker: to start your Wednesday night show is always good for you. And then Tony without his camera on, the boys in the background. That's how you do things, ladies and gentlemen. That's the champ. That's the champ. I'll pull through. Hey, champ, how you doing? You know I'm the champ? Did you know I'm the champ? Did you know I'm the champ? Well, with that being said, oh, god, here. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense, everybody.
Speaker: I'm the champ. Get it, bro. You must have lost your mind. You don't know who you...
Speaker: nobody hear you over your music. That's all right. Nobody hear you over my music. Nobody see you over my music because it's my show. I'm the champ and I do what I want. Oh, hell yeah. You just wait. You just wait. I got dope intro. At least your mic was working until I cut it off.
Speaker: I know I don't play fair. I'm a terrible human being. I apologize. First things first, before you start your interview, you still got the episode number wrong, right? No, I don't. You should do. No, I don't. It was 147 last episode. No, I don't. Look at Spotify. OK, even better. Roll with it. Roll with it. I just had to tell me how to do this show. I've been doing this since the beginning.
Speaker: I was bored into the podcast. The podcast was made around me much like Jeff and the internet. Yes. But no, welcome to nonsensical nonsense. Have you ever wondered where the name comes from? That right there. Yeah. My little back and forth at the beginning of the show. Yes. Because that's what it is. It's a whole bunch of nonsense. Well, nonsense. Go over to the show. Hopefully you guys are having a good week so far. Tis help day if you will, or if you won't.
Speaker: We appreciate you guys hanging out. We actually do have a guest joining us here momentarily. Once I get through all this, uh, all this rigmarole, rigmarole. But, uh, gotta check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, the tick tock. You can join us live every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday night on YouTube and Twitch.
Speaker: And if you don't wanna hang out with us live, don't worry, you don't have to. You can listen to us whenever you want on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts, again, at Nonsenseical Nonsense. Go give us a follow, give us a like, and if you be so kind, give us a share. Help us grow, help three dummies grow. Get our podcast out there. We also got an email. I was gonna say, yeah, don't say grow because they want to psychologically change us.
Speaker: It's not going to work. It's not going to work. I think we're all old enough. We're old enough and we're just stuck in our ways at this point. But we do have an email at Nonsense Will Nonsense podcast at gmail .com. And we do have a merch store at twospring .com slash Nonsense Will Nonsense podcast. You guys can check that out. You can shoot us an email, all that jazz.
Speaker: Speaking of listening to us on other podcast forms outside of Spotify, I found us on another one today. It's a podcasting app. It's called Good Pods. Is that what it's called? Good Pods? Good Pods is what you said. Good Pods. It's another platform. I just happened to stumble
Speaker: through facebook and an ad popped up and i was like what the heck is this so i downloaded it and it's a podcasting platform where they play all kinds of podcasts and sure shit we're there apparently we're there we are there as well
Speaker: So, like I said, we can pretty much find us anywhere and everywhere you listen to podcasts. But as I said, we do have a guest joining us tonight, a friend of mine. He is a author. I think he's two books down and a third one getting ready to come out next month. And he's also.
Speaker: pretty big decently sized tick tocker. Okay. We got around 150 ,000 followers on TikTok. But we came on the scene around the same time and we've been friends for a while now. I've been getting on him a lot lately about coming on the show so he can promote his book and everything. But you can find it and he'll tell you the same thing when he comes on. But his books are on Amazon.
Speaker: I don't want to mess anything up. So I'll let him give us that description. I'm going to order me a copy of the book. They'll be the first book that I bought in since high school. I bought a couple of books outside of high school, but I'm probably actually I'm not going to say I'm more than likely actually read it.
Speaker: I actually, I've actually bought a lot of books. The coloring books and picture books pop up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Did you read them? I actually have. I'm actually a big fan of Clive Kussler, the Clive Kussler novels. They're actually really good. They're
Speaker: Have you ever seen the movie Sahara with? No, but I know it's not about McConaughey. Yeah, McConaughey. The five customers wrote those. They're actually really good. That's right. All right. All right. All right. Endaged and confused. Yes. Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker: uttered the words that Jeff has lived by his entire life up to this day. You know, like about high school girls. I get older, nice, and safe. I noticed he says that with way too much enthusiasm and excitement. That's how you know I'm right. That, my friend, is how you know I'm right. You know, we got a real busy community. I want to go ahead and say that.
Speaker: Not only are we on, Tim Conrad's on with Jim. True Armor is on, Vada is on, Rick Costa is on. I mean, damn. Where's it at? It's Hash Night, damn it. I don't think I do the, I don't think I know the other two. You know True Armor if you saw him, he hangs a tail a lot. You know, they grew up together. You know Vada, Vada used to be on Haps.
Speaker: Tim and Gemma, we'll do the mental health one. Yes, dear. I know, I know, I know those other people as well. You told me I did, just you. Sorry, honey. You know, you know them. You know, you know them. Sure. Believe it or not, that is not... You signed the Christmas card last year. Exactly. That's sure.
Speaker: Uh, that is a actual real conversation that I've had with my wife. She's like, you know, that is. Oh yeah. No, when I, when I asked you, you says, Oh, we got sir. And so, uh, baby shower, we got them. I'm like, we got them. What?
Speaker: How much do we spend? How do I know this fucker? Yeah, I don't. When did they have a baby? No, I just I just always like at least give me a heads up that way when they come up to me and they're like, hey, thanks for the the changing table. And I'm like, I can buy you a changing table. All right. Oh, we did. Oh, cool. I do that. But but but I always. Whatever she said. Yeah, I always fall back. I'm like, hey, man. Do I'm the chair?
Speaker: I did that. I did that the other day at work. One of the guys, one of the IT guys, he came up, we were having a, they had new furniture, new cubicles and stuff put in and they had the power whip needed to be shortened and put back in. So we had a couple of electricians out there or whatever. The Prince of Chaos is back there. That's who's coming up. It's going to be coming through in just a second.
Speaker: So what the hell are you doing? I'm a serious ladies and gentlemen. Keep it like a randy ball. Fucking Crash Bandicoot in the house. But the IT guy came over and
Speaker: he forgot my name too but i was like hey bud what's going on man he's like uh he forgot my name didn't you and i was like yeah he's like i'm not gonna make you i'm not gonna make you suffer i forgot your name too and i was like hey this is good name tags you need to stop by staples they get sticky name tags i'm gonna get everybody else
Speaker: Yeah, in all my buildings, everybody's going to have name tags courtesy of him. Just buy one of those big rolls. It looks like duct tape. It's just a bunch of fucking steam tanks. I told him. I said, you know, I'll probably forget your name again. So you're going to probably wind up with a nickname. And he was like, all right. You know, he's like, I never thought about that. And all the years of not being able to remember people's names. Oh, I do that all the time. I'm like, dude, that has saved my life. What's up, buddy? How you doing, man? I'm getting my food.
Speaker: I do have a default. I call everybody Roger. I'm like, what's up, Roger? And they're like, Roger? I'm like, that's your nickname. And they're like, OK, why? I'm like, Roger that.
Speaker: And they're like, Oh, really? I'm like, yeah, it's completely dumb. And, and it gets, it goes in one ear, not the other. It's really quick. What's up, Roger? That's, that's, that's terrible, Jeff. I know. It's better than go, than going, Hey, what's your name again? No, just
Speaker: Just, uh, I hit him with the bug. What's going on, bud? What's up, bud? What's up, bud? I always tell him the same thing.
Speaker: Gotta let the beat drop. Yeah, you gotta let the beat drop. But yeah, that's what I was talking about. You guys got to play a song. I had to play one. Fair enough. Fair's fair. Fair's fair. Dammit. I can't get in. I can't get in.
Speaker: I gotta give you some limited power because apparently I can't keep my ass out of trouble on fucking vacation. You said that message this morning and I was like, why can't? Oh, that's right. I want to send the invites like I normally do on Messenger right before the show. And it was like, you are restricted. You are a naughty boy. You are not allowed in here.
Speaker: Facebook is gonna have you crawling back on your hands and knees damn they're like YouTube got me like I want my channel back
Speaker: The only thing I really use Facebook for is watching stupid videos. I was going to say, the only thing I use it for is our group to share the podcast. But unlike some people, my good friend and Jeff's friend Kevin Hawley of the Kevin Hawley show,
Speaker: who constantly post the fucking bear on facebook and then as soon as he catches another facebook jail sentence he just creates another one they block me i don't know why i can't understand what i i don't know maybe the fact that maybe he would shut the fuck up about shit you're not supposed to be talking about
Speaker: And in 10 minutes, and then you started commenting ridiculous dumb shit on everything that you see, you know? I was just saying, I was an alien or something. So Joe Byron? Joe Byron's an alien. Yeah, even the aliens are like, ah, he's not ours. Oh, good to keep you.
Speaker: to talk really has me with these alien stories. They really do. They're pretty good with this **** They're real good. No, some of them are good. Like the plan. Sony, you need to watch Peacemaker. I'm
Speaker: I hate to be on the same train as Chris because he's been on me for months. You're like, what are you training? And I got it. I watched it. I watched it. I was actually, it was actually pretty decent. But fucking Cena killed it. That dude cracks me. Who did good in the movie? Who did good in the movie?
Speaker: No, but the show, it takes it to a whole new level. We're choosing to ignore you, music, Chris. I know. I know. I'm going to see how long I can do this and see how long you can ignore me for. Keeping the background all night. I don't care. I can do this. But I enjoyed the shit out of it. I'm kind of mad that I have. I can do this. But you can't ignore me.
Speaker: You forget that I have control, too. You forget. You won't for very long. Because it's my show. Tony, I promise you one thing. When you watch Peacemaker, you will hate Peacemaker's dad. It's fine, your mission. Tell me I'm wrong, Chris.
Speaker: Star Trek Into Darkness is the greatest Star Trek movie ever anybody out there
Speaker: I'm here. I'm here. I think he's talking. He's referring to Star Trek versus Star Trek movies. There's no way he's putting the Star Trek up against.
Speaker: Okay. Fair enough. But, but at the end of the day, it's still a Star Trek movie. What's your point? Aliens versus Cowboys is a better... That was a good damn movie. I don't care what it was. That was a good damn movie. I actually like that. Better than any Star Trek or Star Wars movie out there. I disagree, God damn it. Until Star Wars gives my man Jar Jar Binks... Wrath of Khan was awesome. The proper respect... He was, but...
Speaker: I've never seen it. I'm just saying that I'm only repeating what I hear on the internet. So is that a movie or a TV show? I don't know. Ravicon was the second Star Trek movie. I was like the original. Yeah. Like Kirk and Shatner and Shatner and Nemo, Nemoi, Nemoi, Nemoi. And your friend.
Speaker: Yeah, George. George, be good, bro. Is it Nimoy? Nimoy? No, that's George. Let her be more. Please let him be more, damn it. Whatever. I was trying to get his name. I don't know. Leonard Nimoy, please. Live long and procreate.
Speaker: least practice uh no prime i do that take photos from you one of his greatest lines ever you're not a real leonard neemoy fan if you don't know what he said that i don't i don't point leonard neemoy out of a lineup oh i don't don't worry about him you just don't know who's mock is but quinto killed it i do i do i will agree with you quinto killed
Speaker: Yeah, the new version of Star Trek. They were way better than the original. That's the one he's talking about. He's talking about the second one where Quinto played Spock. Oh, those are actually pretty good movies. I'm not the biggest Star Trek fan, but the new ones that they just did recently. They were interesting. That's my point. The new ones can bring in anybody who was never a fan. Seriously, the new ones can do it. You didn't have to be afraid to actually understand when the hell was going on. Google's like, I'm not a prime. I don't take orders from you. They didn't come from a Star Trek. They came from Transformers Dark of the Moon.
Speaker: He was set in the prime. Rest in peace. Don't need more. Tony, I'm going to say it. You're still a nerd, dude. Dude, you watched TikTok, YouTube, and Facebook video. Leave me the fuck alone. What I am all about is interesting shit. Fuck you. Peacemaker was good. I enjoyed it. The boys was good. Peacemaker was good. The boys was amazing. Did you finish the boys, Chris? I'm on the final episode right now. I'm almost done with it. Peacemaker. I'm with the new season of Power.
Speaker: The Peacemaker was, the TV show was mediocre at best. But John Cena, Peacemaker. The TV show itself, mediocre at best. But Cena fucking stole every scene he was in. Cena as Peacemaker.
Speaker: was made that show a million times better dude he did go to fast and furious i'm trying to think of the other movie that he's done oh he was fucking great dude in that that vacation vacation friends holy shit never saw that movie oh my god you can see that movie tony that movie will put john cena in your list of i need to see this new movie john cena said
Speaker: I give him quick, but I sent you, I shot you an email. He did damn good in suicide squad. I'm not going to lie. He did damn well. Oh, no, he's actually, he carries that character on, but what killed me was that first night he picks up that chick in the bar. And after he does the deed, he's standing in her living room playing records, singing his ass is fucking hilarious when she comes up out of nowhere.
Speaker: The concept of the show was kind of the plot twists. You kind of see coming a little bit, but like I said, like I said, the show itself mediocre. I mean, James Gunn directed all every episode. And I have a small problem.
Speaker: with the opening credits. They're just. I like the opening credits. It's corny. It's cheesy. It's corny. It's cheesy, but it's fun. It's the character. It's the character. Yeah. It's that peacemaker character and his dad. Oh my God. Well, his dad's played by Robert Patrick. Yeah. Oh, wow. Really?
Speaker: Yeah, wow. Yeah, and and it's not the Robert Patrick you knows. Actually, I think it would. Well, he pulls it off. Well, yeah, I meant to get on with today. I'm gonna shop finish. I'm going to get on you today. I watched untouchables. OK, the back half of it would cost you. Yes.
Speaker: You know what the greatest scene in that movie was? And I meant to bring this up before. That's going to be a new top five, ladies and gentlemen. The greatest scenes of any movie. The Untouchables. When Andy Garcia ran to the bottom of the flight of stairs and caught the baby carriage and still had the gun pointed on the old boy. He said, you got him? He said, yeah. Garcia was a badass in that movie.
Speaker: He's great in a bunch of fucking movies. Oh, no, I'm not saying he's uh, he's uh, he's an underrated superstar. Thank you. He should have been that guy. Oh, yeah. I got. I don't know. Andy Garcia is a well -known name. Andy Garcia is probably too well -known to be that guy. He's too well -known to be that guy. But he hasn't been a headline. Yeah, I think he's severely underrated in Hollywood.
Speaker: God for all the three, I think put them on the echelon. Oceans 11 or 12 or 13, whichever one he was in, put them on another echelon. What he did, it fucking untouchables. Oh no. Him in oceans. When he comes back in the last one and they give him lines to say as an undercover or whatever. Yes.
Speaker: Fucking George Clooney rolling his eyes when he's like, I'm born ready for this. He's like, oh, Jesus Christ. George said, I know the same people. He said, I know the same people you do. But I also know they're maybe better than they're like you. I know. Supposedly, Andy Garcia is supposed to be in the new Expendables 4 movie coming out. Oh, really? Did they put $0 .57 in the credit sheet? Because $0 .50 is supposed to be in it, too.
Speaker: I don't know. I was just actually scrolling through Garcia's. I think we need to be an expendables for what do you think? You can't make an expendables movie without the champ. Obviously I should be there and I guess you guys could get shot in the first three minutes.
Speaker: What? Dude, you want to talk about one of the best lines. Spendibles 3. You know a character Jeff could take ever for Tony? From the Spendibles 3? I know. Antonio Van Dares. Antonio Van Dares. You know how you never shut the fuck up. Real annoying. Real obnoxious. Well, he could fight though. He fought his asshole.
Speaker: Not only in the middle of a major gunfight and battle, not only was he kicking everybody's ass, he came in contact with me. He made time to go hit on Ronda Rousey. Yeah, okay. I'll take that part. Even though Ronda Rousey just kind of flipped me away, I totally hit her. She's not a bad looking woman.
Speaker: She's gorgeous. I love that one. Have you seen the Entourage movie she's in? In the Entourage movie, she's not the greatest actress. Oh, no, she's not the greatest actress. But in the Entourage movie, she's hilarious. I'm about to pull a Jeff. I need to send you all a link. Oh. Super yachts in the world. I had no idea. I'm going to throw this out there. I had no idea how much money Michelle Rodriguez really had. Oh, she got it.
Speaker: She has a $200 million yacht. Yachts. I was like, fuck. I didn't know Resident Evil made that much money. She was in all the fucking Fast and Furious. She did the Fast and Furious, and she also did the Resident Evils. But I didn't know she had that much damn money. And she was in Swat. I do remember her being in Swat. Yeah, she was in Swat. She's done a lot of movies though. Yeah.
Speaker: Um, dude, she did that girl girl fight movie Well, I don't know I don't remember the name of the movie But dudes like girls can't box and she's in a boxing ring with another chick and she just stares that dude Puts her arms up and lets chick whale on her ribs And she's like what? I gotta give her I gotta give her her props. I gotta give her her props
Speaker: I got it. The first Resident Evil movie, which she was in, killed. I mean, it made a ton of money. Oh, yeah. A ton of money. But then they... I didn't know she... And I enjoyed all the Resident Evil movies, but they just... The last one pissed me off. The last one pissed me off. The last one pissed me off. Raccoon City? No. Or have you watched that one? Retribution. Retribution. Yeah. Watch Raccoon City. It's pretty cool. I saw Raccoon City. I started watching the new...
Speaker: Resident Evil series on Netflix. I haven't watched it. It was pretty good though. My wife says it's good. I haven't gotten into it. First episode. So. You should watch Mayans, Jeff. You know what? This last season. I want to see it. I want to see it. But it's like, it takes so long to get into. As much as I love Sons of Anarchy, it got repetitive. And I feel Mayans is going to do the same thing. The first three seasons was slow as fuck.
Speaker: This last season was awesome. I need your phone real quick. This last season was awesome. I've not. I've seen clips. Yeah. Season four. Season four was the best by far. So make it through one, two, and three. Just make it through them for me to you. It's slow as hell. I'm telling you. Oh, well, I mean, the problem I had with, he still hasn't gotten his email first.
Speaker: Hold on. Let me help. Let me help Jeff and his technical difficulties. That's Christopher, not me. I'm going to try it again.
Speaker: Spels email, right? Who are you to ask anybody about fucking spelling, Jeffery? The reason why I ask is I do it all the time. Tony spelled a word out for you and you still managed to get it wrong.
Speaker: Says it's set. Now I just resend it. Try that. This guy's dipping out on this. You know, now that he said that, you know he's dipping out.
Speaker: Oh, he said, I'm not, I'm not dipping out on you guys. Yeah. He said, he said, I'm going to come in and be like, hi fuckers. And then mute myself out. I said, you wouldn't be the first one to do it. I get Jason Jason's been begging to, to come on the podcast for how long Jay money finally Tony and I give in, let him come in here. He said like two things and then just left and say, hi, bye kiss my ass. Just, just let Tony, they're like,
Speaker: And they came up with the comments talking **** It's a lot easier to be a keyboard lawyer. We're finding out Jay is a professional keyboard where God love him, but God bless his heart. Some people just can't take the heat. Oh, Jay can take the heat. I've seen you know, he's just better behind the keyboard rather than on camera.
Speaker: Very rarely do I comment on anything. I will do me a favor. Tell him if he didn't get the link from you, I just sent it to him on Twitch on his Twitch email, checking messages on Twitch. That link should work. Okay. You, Tony, you know where he's watching and we're all here. So are you speaking another language that I don't understand? When he comes up here, one thing is going to be defined. Okay.
Speaker: I'm the champ. Just remember that, okay? Once he makes it on the show, just remember who the champ is, all right? We all know who the champ is. Children. Children. Children. My name. It says my name right there. The champ. Oh, I had A &E. I had A &E. You mixed up. I'm sorry. I had to blink. I thought I said the chump. I'm sorry. I introduced myself to people. How you doing? I'm the champ.
Speaker: They're like, yeah, you know, you're the champ. We can tell. You have no idea. You have no idea. You have no idea. Calm down and just be the mayor and let me be the champ. Mayor of an app that doesn't exist anymore. It's not about the app, it's about the community. Fuck you. I'm king of Asgard. I'm gonna be nice. Oh, also let him know. For the communities I wouldn't claim to be a part of.
Speaker: Thank you. Thank you. There he is. Oh, hell, I'm in the show. Now, who's the champ? Now, who's the champ, damn it? Who's the champ? He tried twice. My work. Good. I hate to tell you, man, but that was a whole lot easier. Like, I don't know what's going on. It didn't come through my email. Really? Because he sucks. That's why I'm the champ. I sent it on. I sent it to smoke on emails. You probably sent me the wrong email.
Speaker: I said that that's the official email like the one that you go ahead and reach out to me with somebody just call to somebody else. Somebody else is going to be joining the show momentarily. So for everybody who don't know, let me let me take a minute to introduce our special guest is a good friend of mine. Some of you know him as the prince of chaos.
Speaker: For those of you who don't know, apparently, we're not nonsensical nonsense. We're not sequential nonsense. We're non -central nonsense. We're non -essential nonsense. We've got a lot of names. But it all depends on what I felt like at the moment. It could have popped into my life. How much he's had to drink. Thank you. It's all water. Now Jeff feels the need to be on two devices. Or he's off. No, I'm actually getting rid of the other one.
Speaker: Yeah, there we go. Good friend of mine, author and TikToker. Pretty big on TikTok. What, 100 and almost 50 ,000 followers on TikTok? 146 .0. Desperate Housewives. Damn, you like got it down to the point and everything. Well, you know, I was just on there. It took somebody telling me that I hit 10K. I was like, really? They're like, yeah, dude. I was like, oh, cool. Wait, you hit 10K? What the fuck did this happen? Yeah, I had no idea. Somebody messaged me.
Speaker: But I'm sure you know by now, the little guy up in the corner, it looks like Nick Cage and Charlie Day had a love child. That's Jeff. With the frozen screen. Then the fake champ, that's Tony D. That's your mouth. What's up, man? How you doing? Appreciate you. Oh, not much, man. How are y 'all? Got it. Dealing with this one. I've been sitting here kind of cracking up with y 'all in the background. Dealing with this man is a job. Really? You think this is easy for me to try corral you and Jeff three times a week? Yes. I make your job easy.
Speaker: Take your time. I just didn't know that I'm sitting here on the stream that I don't have to worry about somebody telling me I can't make myself a dragon. Maybe you may drink your drink, talk your shit. We in here. Yeah, we do what we do. This is why we don't go on Facebook anymore. That's the fact that they keep smacking me in the peter every time I do something on Facebook. So we don't even put the show on Facebook anymore. Oh man, I'm kicked off Facebook. Like I can go live as long as I don't use the press of chaos title.
Speaker: I can't even like people's posts right now. I can't do anything because I said I was going to shoot a raccoon in the face. And apparently that's a hate, that's a hate crime and hate speech. So Jesus, what the hell? I was like, as an animal, read the post, read the post. My sister was talking about getting bit by a raccoon because she just wouldn't let me shoot the son of a bitch. And I commented, you should have just let me shoot the raccoon in the face.
Speaker: We come to Facebook police got me locked up until the end of the month. Well, everybody getting locked up on social media outlets. I just get kicked the fuck off. It was apparently it was my fourth offense and on Facebook in the last couple of weeks because we got trouble for playing.
Speaker: tribute songs on Veterans Memorial Day, sorry, on Memorial Day. No, we had a challenge. Me and Jeff had a little bit of a versus up here, playing some old school hip hop jams. That got us kicked on. That got our video taken down on YouTube. Does that go in? Anybody who lays hip hop, who lays old school hip hop on 80s, 90s, dude? I'm here all day.
Speaker: Well, hell yeah. That's right. Anybody. Anybody. Fertility to Tiktokers. A bunch of them know me. Nobody knows you. You got this going on with Tiktokers. You never know. They might get it. A bunch of people might know you in a little bit. You never know. Do you have this going on with your Tiktokers right now? No. No, I can't. Tell all them motherfuckers I said it. Play that clip. He can't put me on his Tiktokers. He can't put me on his Tiktokers. He get banned.
Speaker: I can't fart in TikTok's direction without catching a band. That's something you can talk about pretty easily these days. I got accused of hate speech and they tried to take my life permanently. I went and replayed the live. The only, when my live went down,
Speaker: I literally had just got telling the entire life, you know, I love y 'all. I appreciate y 'all. And I found out if I say I love somebody, that's hate speech. What? I don't think it really is, but at some point somebody was mad enough at me to be like, yeah, we're going to click that hate speech button. Just see what happens. My, my permanent, my, my main account has a permanent live band on it for nudity and sexual activity.
Speaker: I ain't never so much as taking my shirt off on a TikTok live, let alone nudity. I'm like, really, TikTok? Meanwhile, I didn't have my shirt on one time. No, no, this is way before you. This is way before anything. Uh, it was my main account. And then, you know, if I go, I also got some, I got some haters, believe it or not, some people.
Speaker: They see me a lot. Not a report, report, report. Yeah, the champ doesn't have people. I call bullshit. Who hates Blake? Well, you know, it's hard to be the champ, you know. Some love you, some hate you. Unbelievable. Japanese reboot his computer, pay his Wi -Fi bill, and I'm probably hooking the star lock. You know what happened? He bought that fancy new TV in his office he was talking about. He fucked everything up.
Speaker: Jeff works from home and his office, this is spare bathroom. That's about, it's smaller than a jail cell. At this point - I think the wife employed the Wi -Fi and said, you're going to come home. Uh -oh, we lost the Prince of Chaos. Oh, okay. No, I'm still here. I just got to deal with the fact that I forgot to press do not disturb before popping on here. He's like, shit, speaking of paying my Wi -Fi, I forgot to pay that too.
Speaker: I did have a moment where I thought my Wi -Fi wasn't gonna let me get on here. No, it's no shit. At 5 .30, my Wi -Fi goes out and I was like, motherfucker. Yeah. Did we pay the bill? No, it was my computer. I hit the wrong button and it hid the main screen of what this was on. So when I came back up, I was getting an echo. So I reset the whole thing. Totally true.
Speaker: For those who don't know, Cass, you don't know, Jeff lives in Cancun, he lives in Mexico, he lives in the third world country. So the hamster that's out there running his internet, he killed over, so he had to go out there and replace it with the new hamster. He did make sure to give it water though, right?
Speaker: Like, get it that little. You are going to hell. You are going to hell. You're just talking about raccoons and squirrels and they're going to talk about hamsters. I replaced him with a raccoon that attacked your sister. I might, you know what, I might've kicked that, I might've kicked that raccoon to Cancun because I punted the hell out of that motherfucker when he came down off the raptors. You know, I lined up like Adam Benatarri and kicked the shit out of that raccoon.
Speaker: My sister's friend, she was like, did he come out? He was like, yeah, he went flying across the driveway. Fucker got superpowers. Took some V. You know, speaking of V, I'd like to have some V. Like both versions of it that kind of gives me powers and then that V that all of us love, but you know.
Speaker: Well, see that's my thing. And I want to get into, I want to get into what we, what we brought you on the show about, but I also, I get into this. You have, you know, a hundred, 146 .4 thousand followers, probably 46 .0.
Speaker: Yeah, probably probably 99 .999999 % of them are all females. Yeah, and yet you have you are single and you've been single since I've known you I've been single for four years man. Yeah You know what I learned in these four years single Nobody's telling me shit
Speaker: get you a good woman that won't tell you shit either or you can get your wife or just never home. A good wife and they still have that occasional, hey, can you do this? No. It's the occasional, can you do this? That's not so bad. I get yelled at because I don't get the, can you do this? I'm just already doing it and I'm getting yelled at for it. We're doing it. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, you know, you can't love anyone until you love yourself. I haven't crushed on me since I'm 13, so, you know. We're gonna retire, Jeff. That's okay. Well, since he kind of brought that up, Blake was talking to him, getting his little weirdo. So basically, that's the whole purpose that I put the, well, the reason I'm putting the three poetry books out.
Speaker: I've been doing the Prince of Chaos thing for five years. The whole point of the message is, you know, everybody wants to talk about how wonderful it is to have the people having your back, having these resources to help pick yourself up. Well, in reality, what the hell do you do when those resources aren't there?
Speaker: Like you're sitting here telling somebody that as long as I got friends, I'm going to make it. This is an individual doesn't do so well with people. So for me, you know, like I do well at, you know, getting along with people, but I got this real low tolerance where eventually I'm like, I'm done peopling. Uh, y 'all have a great day. I'm going to go back to my room and pretend that there's nobody here. Right.
Speaker: So it came down to, I was in my lowest spot. And I literally decided to write a poem about it called Quicksand, because I mean, that's what it was. I mean, I was sinking. I went past that point of rock bottom. So I put together three poetry books, basically, to be able to show you the gradual, up that mountain climb.
Speaker: which also they're dark and lovey -dovey occasionally. And then there's dark and just dark, dark. Kind of twisted. Emotionally, when you're at that point, no, it isn't. Oh, well, no. It's the hard part is to understand, like, the several poems in there. You're going to assume reading it that the writer is talking about a woman.
Speaker: But in the poem, I'm actually using, I'm actually using being able to say that this woman is the problem going on, even though, say, let's see. Which I guess it kind of helps having it right here. Absolutely. Let's give a poem example. Yeah, let's go see. I got to put some dishes up. Keep going, I'm listening to you.
Speaker: The fact that you can write anything, I can barely write my name. I find that I'm pushing. Well, Jeff, you're going to have to work on that because you can't be disgracing my name in the background. Yeah. Because us Jefferies need to stick together. Yeah. Hey, that's what I do.
Speaker: I mean, you guys should go ahead and exile that Jeff. I'm just saying. It says just exile his ass. When it comes down to it, I can obviously, I can write, I mean, part of the job, but it comes down to creatively, I'm not that guy. I can't
Speaker: coherently right to express a feeling but I can build it yeah words are hard that's when you want to be the greatest writer in history trust me words are hard especially in 2022 where you got to remember that you got to use words that people don't get offended by
Speaker: I've had to start adding warning labels and disclaimers after things I've said the last few episodes, apparently. Do you have that poem there, Andy? Yeah. Which one? The one you wanted to read the excerpt from. Oh, I wouldn't even read an excerpt. I was just going to be like, so this is chapter six. It's called The Game, and it starts out.
Speaker: Eyes more beautiful than the night sky, lives more luscious than any dream. Skin like silk, smile more powerful than Christmas itself. And you read that and you keep going and you realize if you're reading between the lines, you end up realizing it's not actually talking about another person. It's talking about a feeling and an emotion that ended up taking over. I like it.
Speaker: No, I, as I was telling the guys before you came on here, I don't know if you heard me or not, I was actually looked it up on, looked up the first book on Amazon. And so my cart, I just got to hit the, hit the proceed, but I'm trying to order a couple of things at the same time. And it's going to be the first book that I've bought in a long time. And it's going to be one that I don't want to buy.
Speaker: Well, don't forget the two of them now, Glick. Are both of them on Amazon? I saw I was going to ask you that. Okay. Book one, book two. There's a book one and a book two, specifically. So I'm going to have to find book two on there. There's a book one and a book two. Yeah. There will be a third one, hopefully, as long as I can get lucky enough and get the lady that helps me to create the covers. I hate feeling like I'm rushing her, but like,
Speaker: At the same time, she's got a busy life. I got a busy life. And then I'm sitting there. Everybody got lies outside of this shit. Yeah. I'm in the last minute of like, damn. You said something about when the people are going after they helped you, what's next? The thing to me is, even when I've had my depressions, once people help you, you got to pick yourself the fuck up. You got to stay up. Everybody's going to be there to hold your hand all the way through life. Now, don't get me wrong. Some people do need that kind of help in a lot of things, based on a previous traumatic experience. Yeah.
Speaker: The kicker to me is how deep that experience was to the individual. And we notice in society more than anything, more people are being traumatized at a younger age for a longer lasting effect by the people doing the traumatizing themselves. The book's going to be stronger to the people going through it at a young age. And the question like that could be answered in that way. So if you were to have a new aspect, let me kind of give you that one. You've gone through what you've gone through.
Speaker: What about the people who went through something deeper than yours, or went through an event younger than you did, and the effects are still lasting? I've been through a lot of that on social media, in a lot of rooms, apps, everything that I've met. Some people can't get over their shit, and I'm going to say it with that on purpose. Not that they did to themselves, but somebody else did to them that they had no control over. That could be a depression deeper than anything we put ourselves through. Oh, I agree with you 100%. Yeah.
Speaker: So for your part four, your part three book, then fuck you girl. You're welcome. Welcome to the show back there. It's hard being a champ. People also forget like you had that, you had that help that outside individual or whatever it is that outside person help pick you up. Yes.
Speaker: In that moment, you become obligated to keep yourself up. Because almost - You also have to have a strength to do it. Some people, even though they get past what they've been through, flashbacks will take them there. Oh, yes. Even within yourself. Anybody who gets up on their feet from a bad experience, it's always better to never go backwards. I can say that about myself, economically. I'm uncomfortable with the money I made and got slapped in the face with reality. You stupid motherfucker. You never had enough in the first place. That's my mindset.
Speaker: I go to Vegas with a thousand dollars thinking I'm doing something and by the time I get out there, I'm fucking homeless by the time I get off the fucking plane. I ain't even hit a game slot machine yet. You know what I'm saying? You also as you go through life, it's not even a matter. You also find out and get kicked in the deck and we've talked about it on here by the fake ones. Oh, fuck no. I'm sorry. Hold on. This son of a bitch. I don't know the fuck you are.
Speaker: Oh, shit. This is what we do all the time. But no, you know, you you you also go through, you know, you everybody goes through trials and tribulations and everything like that. But then you think some people are
Speaker: are there for you only to find out at the end of the day, they're just there for us. What's going to benefit? It's so full of yourself. Let's find a little bit of a party on that one. Yeah, go for it. You find out that there's people there that are just there for their own benefit and their own gain. I mean, I've talked about it before.
Speaker: when I first came on the TikTok about big numbers or anything like that, I'll grow as I go. But I helped a lot of people grow and get numbers and have.
Speaker: , and
Speaker: Unfortunately for you, you made the cut. You have to watch all this. Not unfortunately for me. It all comes down to that, as you were saying, sometimes there is no one there but you. So you almost have to rely on yourself. It's nice to be able to lean on somebody, but there's only so much you can do.
Speaker: We've talked about it on the show when I moved into my apartment. This is the first time that I've ever had a place on my own. By the way, Tony's also the hypest, hypest mind you'll ever meet as well. It's the only time he's hyped when he's actually talking. No, that's not the only time. But, you know, I was one of my biggest things when I moved in into this apartment was like, fuck, I'm alone. Like I'm legitimately alone for the first time ever.
Speaker: You know, I got my kids and stuff like that, but when they're not here, it's just me. And this place became a prison. Like, this place legitimately became a prison for the longest time for me. So, you know, it's a struggle. So, you know, and for you to put a book out like this, like most books. I mean, you put yourself out there, too. Well, yeah, you put yourself out there. And then... See the reality. But poetry is... for a guy, it's almost...
Speaker: frowned upon, like, like, oh, he's putting feelings out there kind of thing. And it's a scary thing to do. And it's funny because all everything that is written in this book is two decades old, right? It starts out two decades ago, and goes till now. But and, you know, much like art, like, you know, Picasso and stuff like that, poetry is up
Speaker: Oh, no, no, no, we don't know. Sometimes I don't know. I have said it since I started social media in general, I've always said it. I will not talk sex politics or one because those are the three things I can piss the whole world off. Everybody can't look at the split. We talk about heterosexual.
Speaker: to the reader for interpret
Speaker: We got two rules, no politics and no religion. But every once in a while, I like to... Okay, let's talk sex. I got three rules because of sex. No men, no minors, no animals. Hey, talk about this. I'll be back and then walk away for 20 minutes.
Speaker: uh tony um what your rule number one with men uh as we found out that's uh that's a false how about you listen learn how to fly before you talk shit about me machi cheese fried egg plain machi cheese you are fake news wow
Speaker: You may write poetry and when it comes out on paper for you, it means one thing for you.
Speaker: You know, somebody else is going to read that and they might be going through something at the time and it's going to hit them differently. And they're going to, they're going to feel it a different way and interpret it a different way for what they're going through at that present moment in time. You know, and that's the great thing about, and that's why I said, I truly do mean that I want to buy the books and I want to read them. I've always been a big fan of poetry myself.
Speaker: Um, I just don't tell a lot of people that because like jeff said, you know, it's uh, you catch it could be Yeah, you'll catch up for it but um Um, and and you know, and and i've there's some there's uh Some authors that I that I that I enjoy that have helped me through things. I've been going through things Just because I know they may not have Written it that way, but that's how it hit me at that present moment in time. Maybe look at a situation a different way just by
Speaker: reading certain words or whatever. Maya Angelou is one of my favorites and she has a way to do that with her poems is I can read the same poem 20 times and 20 times I'm going to feel 20 different ways about it. She'll say the Bible. She'll say the Bible. A different scripture hits you a different time every day. You can read the Bible and every now and then every scripture will have a different meaning.
Speaker: Not even being religious, I'm serious. And that's one book a lot of people can relate to. I can't see Hardy Boys, not everybody's been reading Hardy Boys. I read 30 different books. I love Hardy Boys. Third time you brought it up. Yeah, that is a 70s thing. Frank and Joe, damn it. Frank and Joe. I hate to be the bearer of my news, Tony, but you're old as fuck, dude. Fuck you. Because bearer of my news, once again. But that is a 70s thing.
Speaker: What, the Hardy Boys? The Hardy Boys, like my sisters. That's what I'm saying. The Hardy Boys were popular when we were growing up. I get that. But it was more than the 70s kids that read it. Much like now, you still can't. It was the kids from the 70s. I can't read. I can't read. I can't read. I can't count to a letter. Jeff can't read me. Jeff can't read me. I haven't spent more than two years.
Speaker: what y 'all saying is i might as well give up on jeff behind the book because he's gonna look at it four pictures no i've read more books than chris because like i've read all the five customers how do you know
Speaker: You might have read more books, but you didn't read the better books. You read all five, what? No, I've read the Clyde Cussler series. It's like 115 books. Do you know how many books I've written? Written, written, written. Oh, and words are hard. Words are hard. Read, read. That's what I'm looking for. Yeah, words are hard. I was like, when's the book? When the hell did you start writing? You want to talk about your book with these motherfuckers. I want you to acknowledge this shit. Do I spot toast?
Speaker: I'm Joe Biden myself here. I had a Biden moment. Sorry. I've read a... I ain't a Machu Chi. Calm down Tony. Don't get too excited. Eat my type of hype. No, no. I've read a lot of books. I just... Can you put the name on the...
Speaker: What's the name of the book? Actually, poetic madness unveiled. I'll send it to you, baby. That's my girlfriend right there. Hi, Osifer. Which, by the way, I can't see comments at all. I don't know why. Really? When you pull up, you on stream, you all right? I'm, yeah. Go, you see what says private chat and comments? He's on his phone now. Yeah, I want my phone. OK. I don't know how to work on it. It's been a while since I did it on my phone, because you wear your battery out on that phone. Hey, Jody.
Speaker: That's why I'm plugged in. I'm plugged in for the journey. There you go. That's the office. We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we,
Speaker: He had to put it in front of a camera. In front of a mirror. In front of a big mirror. His 423 followers away from going live on TikTok. You all had been warned. How many? 423 followers. Nobody followed Tony on TikTok. Nobody followed. He just gets cancelled. Actually, if you're following Tony on TikTok, it's a fake account. It's a troll account. You should unfollow it and block it immediately. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony.
Speaker: You son of a bitch. That's why I'm the champ. We've convinced Tony a while back to finally get a TikTok account. Now he's all Mr. TikTok.
Speaker: Well, the kicker is I want to, I want to eat the numbers up to see how it goes. I would like to broadcast over there. And if I can broadcast to them and YouTube with the shit that I like to do, when I get serious, it will help. I can go music for days. That's their ass. Yeah, I want to do it. I got a thing from wanting to do like a music video show, like how video soul you on TV, raps and rap city was back in the day. I really want to fucking downtown Julie Brown.
Speaker: My thing is, my thing is, if I was to go up there, there are a couple of people that I was going to broadcast, but I would take this show.
Speaker: I could also do my own thing three more times a week. If I could do all of that over there, I think it would be dope. And like I said, I'm probably not going to be a month or two doing what I used to do. I just want to try to make a run for it. Now, Jeff, do you have plans for other books? Oh, yeah. At the end of August, I want to put my first novel out.
Speaker: What about more than books? What about movies? TV shows? Would you do that? Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold that thought for just a minute. We're up against them. Let's take a break real quick and then we'll come back because I know we're going to get into TVs and movies. Okay, cool. You know what with his plan. What's my plan?
Speaker: Yeah. You're playing. So we're going to take, let us take a real quick break. We do take breaks. We got, we got pills to pay those. We have to pay. I just, you know, we do take breaks. It makes it flow a little bit better because we got a lot of truckers and stuff that listen to us. And they, they liked that instead of just where Jeff and I, when we first started, we would just rant for two hours, three hours straight. And then we added in the break music and they liked that because they can,
Speaker: They can, they know where to pause. Yeah, they can pause it or step away from them or do whatever they need to do. My bad to the truckers. I ain't know. So people that work in warehouses or whatever. So no, you guys are fine. I just happened to look down the clock. Oh shit. We're a little fast. And I actually, I intentionally downloaded a couple of shorter songs tonight. So, uh, so wouldn't,
Speaker: Yeah, see, I'm a trained professional over here. Again, I'm the champ. It's not the chump, Tony, dude. Well, we got a little black guy. I'd be careful, Jeffrey, because a retarded chimp could do your job on this show. I'm not, I'm not saying you're Ryan. Even chimps wouldn't space. That's a, that's a documentary for you to watch Tony.
Speaker: When we were challenging Russia or whatever to get to the moon first, the animals and the experiments that they did, Russia. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a documentary on Discovery about the animals and stuff. But we are going to take a real quick break. We'll be back here in just a couple minutes with the Prince of Chaos himself. We've got a little blacktop mojo for you guys. They're on tour. Check them out on Facebook and Instagram. Get their tour dates. They're all over the place.
Speaker: Give them a follow. Check them out wherever you stream music and on all social media at black .mojo. Let them know we sent you. We'll be right back here in just a couple minutes.
Speaker: If I stay out of anyone What's the price for being alone? And which bank do you own? Can't you decide what you are told?
Speaker: Do you do it for me, love? Do you do it for me, honey? Before I die young and the rich get lucky Cash is king and I'm a jester, honey Do you do it for me, love? Are you doing for me, honey?
Speaker: Do you do it for the love, or do it for the money? The poor guy up in the wind can't love you Cash is king, you're the caster, honey Do you do it for the love, or do you do it for the money?
Speaker: If I'm in love, how you do it? If I'm in money
Speaker: Yeah, welcome back to nonsensical nonsense everybody. That's a little blacktop mojo in your ear hole for you Go ahead and check them out on all social media. Do it for love. Will you do it for the money? I like that shit. Yeah, I mean I like that shit Wherever you stream music at blacktop much get the damn saw all of this
Speaker: I played that just for you. I'm going to play it again when I do my own shit. I'm playing that song. You tell Black Top Mojo I said, so I'm going to get my YouTube straight. Do you do it for love? Do you do it for the man? That's some hard shit. I'm going to tell them to send you a season to sisters what I'm going to do. A season to send these nuts.
Speaker: No, welcome back to non -sensical nonsense. Everybody. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show so far. If you haven't already, go ahead and check us out on all social media at non -sensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. You can also join us live every Monday and Wednesday and Saturday night on YouTube and Twitch. And if you don't want to hang out with us live and be in the chatters box, that's okay. You don't have to do that. We got your coverage. You can listen to us on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts at
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Speaker: We do appreciate y 'all. Listen, we got the one and only Prince of Chaos joining us, joining us tonight. We're chit -chatting about his books, his TikToks, and all that fun jazz right before we went to break. Tony Dee brought up a good point. And Ashky, Jimmy Ashky about, do you have any plans in the future for, you know, TV shows, movies, or anything like that? I know, I know a while back we had discussed a tour thing you wanted to put together.
Speaker: and with a group of people, are you still, is that still in the works? Well, before I answer your question, Glick, I need to bring up something. You know, I am the prince of chaos, so of course I got to go ahead and add a little chaos to all this. And I got to defend Tony on this because I had an awful large, large amount of women that got upset.
Speaker: when I told them that I would no longer be joking about making said toy that we just brought up. Because we got into a whole chat on Thursday, Thursday one night, because everybody wanted to send me a fucking mold. And then I got the nickname Prince Girth. Well, did you make the mold?
Speaker: And are you selling them all? No. Chris is apparently interested. Oh, no. I went for the female listeners. This is the sign of a professional host. Let's get on the side of the door like this. Yeah, I just meant to put the girl. It's when I got it. Baby Dick, doo -doo -doo. Baby. Sorry, that's me. I'm Baby Dick. We did a whole hour and a half on our show about my Dick having a Twitter account and all that jazz. Baby Dick Twitter. Yeah, Glick's Dick.
Speaker: on Twitter. Wow. Wow. And actually bigger than, than it. Yeah. Look stick at twitter .com. I know some questions. I got some too. I didn't want to shoot the shit with him a little bit. I got a couple of things. Um, but before, before we jump into that, uh, Jeff, you want to go ahead and let everybody know where they can find you at, you know, all your social medias and all that jazz.
Speaker: I mean, you're literally gonna find me on all social media as the Prince of Chaos 87. There you have it. He's a man of few words, unlike the three of us. I just found him on TikTok. His picture looked the same as his face. Scared shit. Yeah, I was gonna say that. But I followed him. It's kind of frightening, y 'all. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not that attractive a man. It's like a picture. It's crazy. If you have a hard time finding him, just go to our...
Speaker: our Twitter page, our Instagram page, our TikTok page. It's literally the last thing I posted on there and I tagged him in it. I made it easy for you guys. Yeah, he even made it easy on me being able to be like, hey. That's me, I'll do it. No, but like, is it back to what Chris was saying about the - Are you gonna do like a book tour kind of deal?
Speaker: Well, the tour idea was purely TikTok shit. I wanted to expand on the idea of being able to actually give my message out there, but I've come to a point when it comes to social media, I'm not the guy that you talk to if you want to stay in the realm of community guidelines.
Speaker: I can't be not politically correct. I don't sit here and sugarcoat for anybody.
Speaker: And honestly, I came across several individuals that are the same way. And one of them ended up turning into my best friend and he had this whole hashtag of team real. And I was like, oh, so basically y 'all already made a hashtag before I even got here. They were waiting for your ass. They was waiting for my arrival, exactly. Yeah, they were waiting for your ass. Oh, it's the nonsensical,
Speaker: Chaos collaboration that the world wasn't ready for it's what's happening right now 100 % Because chaos and I have been in several lives together. Oh, yeah And you know, it's one of the other reasons I was looking forward to getting him on here because we do we for the most part We we think a lot of like we we don't care. We say what we say and if you don't like it, well There's a door. What are you doing here?
Speaker: Well, before I get on Tony's question, I said this is something that I've noticed more and more. Obviously, 87 is the year I was born, so I'm born in that era where what people consider now hate speech used to be ours.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, literally, we greet somebody that way. And then they knew because we greeted him that way. Oh, he's cool to me. He's a cool guy. Yeah, exactly. And now all of a sudden it's like, you can't say that. You're going to hurt somebody's feelings. Well, people's feelings get hurt all the fucking time. They live. Yeah, exactly. Well, I mean, that's one of the things, you know,
Speaker: back when Chris and I were in school together. I mean, it was like, it was a day to day. You didn't say as long. You said, what's up, fucker? You know, it was, it was a, or he's packing it back in the head or something like that. Yeah. You're walking and punching it in the chest. Yeah. And be like, hey, that guy's my friend. And, and, and, and.
Speaker: I maintained the same thing. It was pretty funny when Jeff would come in to punch me in the chest because you have to get the ladder out, climb up the ladder, punch me in the chest, put the ladder back. But it comes out to... I've maintained that the kids today wouldn't last 30 seconds in our world. No.
Speaker: No, they'd have to have their safe space, their cuddle puppies, comfort puppies. That's what it is, comfort puppies. I want a comfort bear. I can deal with that. OK, I'll deal with a comfort world as long as you give me a full grown comfort bear that's already trained to take my orders. That guy bothers me. Can you go ahead and maul him? Yeah, this will be fun.
Speaker: You know, we've maintained and we've, we've gotten real on here every once in a while. And it comes down to where it's almost impossible to hurt our feelings for the simple fact, whatever you say has been said.
Speaker: We heard that and and and usually and and we usually have a retort real quick And it's usually been said about to say and blows the throw who won't what I Got leashed I'm not allowed to say
Speaker: things, my hurt feelings, and people got... He's not allowed to hurt feelings, but I'm allowed to talk shit. My shit talking is legitimate. They can't get in with me because most people just follow me. They got proof of it. So when I retaliate, they already know where they came from. I keep believing. Some of y 'all stoop. This ain't what you want. I'm actually in a goddamn mood. I got some sleep last night. Trying to put me on my leash a few episodes back. Not in a good way either. And I ain't got a YouTube, but no type of strike left. You may learn a few things from me, sir.
Speaker: You know, I've done seen him pop that damn belt up like three or four times and I just realized that's the TNT belt.
Speaker: Listen, he's got the stone cold smoking skull. Yes. So one of the broadcasters we got, his name is on Sunday, next month podcast and we were doing some wrestling shows that he gave everybody championship belts for the way we was broadcasting last year. So this is more of a prop to him. Also, he had a hater who was hating on the other show we had called slam .tv and it was trying to get on him. And mainly because he had me on his show a lot and we were doing things and numbers was coming up. People were looking for me. I got his motherfucking back.
Speaker: So God damn it, everybody get ready for slam .tv. It's gonna be some shit. I'm coming in there. Glitz coming in there. God damn it, you invited. You already got your name. You're the Prince of Chaos. You're gonna be the King of Chaos. I'm gonna be the Slap Happy Pappy. Y 'all ain't ready for this. I got a belt too, but I got mine from Sears. So, you know. I told Smoke, when he comes down, he should bring you the winning championship. Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, I got a crown, but it's out in the shop right now. Go get it. Man, that is a long walk. It's hot as hell outside right now. Heavy is the crown. Exactly. That's why it sits out there.
Speaker: on a nice strong table, which I was supposed to, I was going to make some modifications to it, but then I kind of let that project go. Yeah, that's how projects end. I'm going to make some shit up. No, it doesn't. The stone cold smoking skull belt, are you high right now? The skull is smoking and your face is growing here. This shit don't match.
Speaker: I don't have to go here. I got other things. I mean
Speaker: I've been here all day, God damn it. I've been one of the motherfuckers since this morning. All right, back to the real shit. You, Mr. Editing, Publishing, IBID, Referencing Book Writer. Well, let's get you the session that you asked before we went to break because you said anything. Yes, I'm about to get to it. If you were able to bring your novels to the screen, would you or would you not? I would love to. Here's the issue. Yes.
Speaker: Everybody's seen basically all the Marvel movies right now, right? I don't have, you don't have the budget even with the Marvel movies to make what I'm putting together.
Speaker: I got you. And I will almost call you off based on the flat that the Blair Witch Project spent $30 ,000 and made 30 million. I see you. I wish that I had that kind of luck. It was 30 ,000. They said it was 30 ,000. They made 30 million. That's why they made the sequel. The sequel was so they could spend some of that damn money. And I wish they'd called me out of them some shit. I'd have died on screen.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Tony, you were the black guy. You would have died. The token black guy thing out there now. He's the first one that has to die.
Speaker: that goddamn shark in the middle of one of his motherfucking fucking fucking rants. All I'm saying is Kelly. You'll be on the wall with Frank. Keep fucking around. No, you're not going to have me look like Michael Keaton on white and light. I'm not doing this shit. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm
Speaker: It's just Tony, he decided to get superpowers and splatted against the screen. If you ever get to the point where I'm sure you got plenty of people that are willing to step up and act in your television series or movie series, three of them. Man. I'm free. Hold on here. Here's the funny thing. I literally got a script in there that I wrote.
Speaker: somewhere between like seventh, ninth grade, somewhere like that. And here I am, I'm putting together, I literally have a cast set. Like as Tyreese Gibson is my character, then you've got... You don't like Tyreese? I do not like Tyreese. I just don't buy his tough guy act.
Speaker: I agree. I, I don't buy the top. Yeah.
Speaker: In Fast and Furious 2, I enjoyed his acting and his character in Next. He was too much. He was too much. But then you get to the later movies, and all of a sudden, he looked for being the best as he was in the movie. He showed up for paycheck. To all of a sudden, he's a damn sissy. Waze Deep and Black and Blue. Black and Blue. Legion, he was excellent. I liked him in Legion. Did he make him a green lantern and stop the bullshit? He wants to be a green lantern, goddamn it.
Speaker: i just i can't i can't buy the tough guy thing man even in even in the movies i like that he's in like dude man like you was in your underwear modeling where and then you died in a tony baxter video and then you got pumped out by snoop dog yeah the script is five pounds of him
Speaker: And now you're not being a tough guy. I'm not buying it. You can't tell me you're a tough guy. My partner was on public transit. What? Sweet ladies. Death race was dope. Death race was a shit. Let's be real. He was ill. Now, he did a couple of commercials, and he had all the women swimming on his ass because he was in shape. Furthermore, I got tired of his ass. I really don't like Tyreese for one specific reason. He was in that video with the Brett, and the Brett had never looked that fine before in her life. I wanted to slap the shit out of his ass.
Speaker: You need to pull that video. I'm telling you over the net. I got to give you the reason why crazy and baby boys because that character was written for to pop with to pop didn't do it. Nobody. I got to rewind this. I've never thought of the brat.
Speaker: Watch that video when he was with the brat. It's called, what do you like? The brat ain't it look that good. And Tyree was all over. I wanted to beat his ass. I always look like... In my opinion, she was one of the guys, like, we're going to sit back and drink some beers together and crack jokes. You want to see the video? Do you feel like getting another YouTube strike? Oh, we're not getting another YouTube strike. I didn't know you were scared. Calm down.
Speaker: This is, this is, this is the world of nonsense. Okay. Who else is, who else is in your cast? No, Jim. No, I don't remember. I know for some reason I wanted to have the main villain was that one old dude that always did the, uh, uh, the countdown or whatever.
Speaker: for New Year's. I can't remember his name to say Clark Dean Clark, Dick Clark, whatever. But it was just the voice like he felt like his voice felt like, okay, he can be the unknowing supervillain because, you know, that would actually be really, really fucking cool to see Dick Clark as a bad guy because he's still alive. Like he's a man.
Speaker: Yeah, how cool would that be to see Dick Clark as a bad guy in the movie? Because everybody loves him. He's one of the sweetest guys. You hear him on the radio. He's doing the long distance dedication. He died in 2012. Yeah. Right. Oh, shit. Well, I can't have him as the villain, just so y 'all know, because he's already gone. The voice you need is going to be over from the blacklist.
Speaker: The dude from the Blacklist, yes. Now you can also get fucking... See, now you're gonna have me thinking, fuck it, you're gonna make somebody off this wall, God damn it. I mean, let me go ahead and lighten it. I can give you an extra reason. Talk about James Spader? Yes. James Spader? Yeah, I like James Spader. Now, you can also get John Malkovich.
Speaker: He's a little sinister in his voice. See, we do these categories. We do top five and shit. So my brain goes there real easy. Kevin Spacey.
Speaker: Kevin Spacey's dope. I like Kevin Spacey. He's kind of a fan. Now, here's the kicker everybody tends to forget about. Yeah, Kevin Spacey, we got to kind of let go on this point. I'm pretty sure that may go about forever. To different voices, everybody tends to forget the most evil voice that you will ever hear. And everybody's afraid of it. Cardi B. You ready for this? Cardi B. No. Tony Todd.
Speaker: man. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: He played himself on this show. And it was kind of like on the show. It was kind of like that moment where Wayne Brady was on the Chappelle show was kind of how like Tony Todd was on this show. And it was a horror based show. It was on Shutter. Shutter is an evil channel. I'm not watching this. I love that channel. I love that channel. You fuckers need Jesus. Whatever. We all need Jesus. What year was that? I can't. What? That show you're talking about? It's a few years old.
Speaker: Adam Green I think was in it. Adam Green is a movie director. He did the hatchet series. Write this down. Write this down. Michael Dorn. He was the voice of Worf on Star Trek The Next Generation.
Speaker: If you don't stop bringing up Star Trek, I'm helping him. I'm gonna set my phaser. You're never gonna make Star Trek cool, Tony. I'm gonna phase you. Let me know Tony out here. I didn't really get into any of the old school of Star Trek, but the remakes, honest to God, I really did enjoy it. No, we've established that they were decent, but it's still Star Trek.
Speaker: If you ever watched all of the movies, Into Darkness is the best one. You tell everybody I said it. Tell every motherfucking body on your TikTok. I said Into Darkness was the best fucking movie and who won what? The Dreadnought class spaceship. I want that motherfucker. Okay. One person can operate it. I'm good.
Speaker: a little bit back on the subject but a good villain for you Jeff would be uh Michael Rooker
Speaker: All right, who's Michael Roker? Give me an example. He was Garlica's galaxy. He played the blue dude. He played stuff like that on the galaxy. He played Roker. And he was in season one of Walking Dead. He played Garlica on Walking Dead. He was also the first dude that died on Suicide Squad.
Speaker: Yes. The one that was in the, the one that went in the water and got shot in the head. Rooker, Rooker's a badass. Yeah, he's a, he's a beast of an attitude because he wasn't undisputed. If you ever saw undisputed with Wesley Snipes and Ving Rhymes, he was a little prison guard. Dude's a beast. I got to get it. That's a good pick. That's a real good pick. Every time I see Rooker, I'm just like, that's what a good little - If you want to sentence the voice for a character, you just want a voice. You can go with voices all day, but if you want something, I got to figure out how you,
Speaker: want to play in this and play, I do shit. I'm going to bring some motherfucking more I do. You look good. Man, you'd be like, hey, guys, come up with a damn list. You got a hair in his throat, and it's not from your beard? I mean, I'm just saying. I mean, I wouldn't mind being on the big screen. I'm the champ after all. I'm too small for the big screen.
Speaker: Gotta be late. He said you're too small for the big screen. They don't need enough money. I mean, I'll please don't let go and hit you with a car. I'm OK with that. I'm just saying. Wait. OK. OK. You got to sit back. This is Glick and Henry and Henderson.
Speaker: Oh, shit. Don't do it. I see you working it already. Don't do it. Oh, I got rid of the picture. Damn it. A natural environment. For some reason, they call me a Sasquatch. You need a voice like Dick Clark.
Speaker: Well, here's the thing. I don't have much longer I get to hang out with y 'all, but like, as far as the novel goes, like you bringing up TV and all that. The whole point, once I do put the last immortal out there, is to create a literary universe that's big enough that once I'm done with my part, it's big enough for any writer that wants to write inside of that universe to just either pick up a character or add one.
Speaker: The eventual goal, hopefully, would be something that legit can actually compete and maybe even overcome Marvel, DC, anything that Disney owns all at the exact same time. Really? Really. Well, it's not that hard to get one up on DC. Let me fix my camera for this shit. OK, you're going to be a little bit longer. You want to take that Marvel and DC? And anything that Disney owns as well.
Speaker: That's nothing wrong with it. Nothing wrong with it. But coming out the gate, you got your expectations set a little high. But at the end of the day, in all honesty, look at a lot of these directors. Hold on. Tony's raising a hand now. I'm not actually going to repeat this. Or these writers. Hold on a second, Tony. This is a serious thought. Give me one second. Look at a lot of these writers and directors and stuff like that.
Speaker: and look at their roots, where they come from. That's why the indie circuit has become so big and so popular. I love independent films. I am a huge fan of them. I will take a shitty independent film, and I've watched a lot of them, especially in the horror genre, over some of these multi -million dollar productions.
Speaker: There's a there's a there's a horror franchise that I really like it's called hatchet And it's got a lot of horror icons in it like Kane Hodder Danielle Harris and stuff like that when they did the first movie the guy was relatively unknown he just grew up in the horror genre who's a big fan of the old -school slasher movies and the movies not very old so he
Speaker: this first movie and it became a cult classic and people love it there's four movies total in this franchise and each one is progressively better and their budget isn't crazy they're not taking on nightmare on Elm Street they're not taking on scream they're not taking on Halloween or anything like that but people love them I mean look at movies like uh... right your picture show or uh... uh...
Speaker: What the fuck is that movie with the goddamn plant? We were talking about it not too long ago. Little Shop of Horrors. Little Shop of Horrors. Little Shop of Horrors. Or it was a movie that turned into a TV show on sci -fi in the shadows, or what happens in the shadows. The movie was very indie, very low budget, but it's got a cult following. And at the end of the day, Kevin Smith, he's so famous and popular because of a goddamn cult following. Yeah.
Speaker: what we do in
Speaker: What the fuck is this? And the next thing I know, I've been watching the entire season. I haven't done a damn thing with the book. No, that's exactly what happened to me. It was on, I was flipping through channels and it was on sci -fi or whatever channel. And I was like, screw it. I got stuff to do around the house. I'm just going to put it on. And I started working around the house and one of the characters said something and I was like,
Speaker: He just fucking said what I think he said. And I had to go back and rewind it. It was game over. I didn't leave the couch. They were doing like a marathon. I watched like 10 episodes. I didn't leave the couch that entire day. And it's a bad show, but it's funny as hell. I mean, but it's got to come following. So you don't have to ride off the bat. I understand that the ultimate project at the end of the day is to be on that elite status. Everybody wants to. Wes Craven.
Speaker: when he started out, you know, he was, and he, you look at Wes Craven's catalog or even John Carpenter's catalog, even after they were huge, there's some shitty movies in their catalog. Stephen King. I still stand by the fact that it's a bad movie. Fuck you with your maximum overdrive bullshit. That movie is a fucking cinematic masterpiece. Calm down, Jeff. You call it a cinematic masterpiece.
Speaker: I'm still dying to know what Tony has. So, you know, it's good to have the expectations real high, but at the end of the day, you know, with the books and stuff like that, let me tell you. And, and, and, and you're going to, you know, if the opportunity arises for you, if Netflix comes to you and says like, Hey man, we read your books. We like what you're doing here. We'd like to turn it into a mini series and they, and they turn, say they take,
Speaker: You know, you got, you got three books coming out and they take 20 stories. We're going to turn these into 20 minute shows. Boom. You're in the Netflix world. And, and if you need a music guy, we all know a music guy. Yeah, we know amazing music guy who already does work for Netflix. Actually, you might know him from tick tock. If you want to take out Marvel and DC, you got to come with something big. You got to come with something strong. You got to come with something that's going to last. Oh yeah.
Speaker: Marvel and DC not only had the comic books, they also had the toys. The first thing I thought of was Hasbro. Then I thought about Mattel. Then I thought about Voltron. He said Voltron. There are three Voltron stories and two are more known than the third.
Speaker: you would have a duration off the TV shows and the movies being reenacted. Now they already do the lines. They have not done the calls. You're going to have quite a cast without breaking the pocket and a cult following if you do it properly, which is going to come down to the CGI. Oh wait, look at how big to this day still.
Speaker: the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers are. I hate that shit. I do too. I don't want to be in it. You can hate it all day long, but look how big it is. Still has click. Don't worry about me. No problem. I'll be honest. No, I'm just saying to this day, I can't. I got it and I can jump into all that. I'm not talking about the movie. I'm talking about the television show.
Speaker: Yeah, they do have a bunch of spin -offs. That's billions of dollars. That's billions of dollars. Change this day, and you can go into any Walmart or any Target, and they got even back to the OG, Kimberly, Tommy, Trini, Billy, all them, Jason. Yeah, and you know what? The guy that created it is laughing his way all the way to the back.
Speaker: He ain't laughing. Somebody's carrying him. Well, he's eating strawberries or berries of some kind. He's eating a carriage of the bag. Like I got this check and he's buried. Yeah. No, at the end of the day, it's not always a matter of taking on the biggest dog in the yard.
Speaker: Well, no, I get what you're saying. I want to make sure that I'm saying it. I like that dream, and I like that. I like where you're saying it. What it really comes down to is, especially if you pay a lot of attention like I do to take the cinematic world, take Hollywood more specifically, the majority of things that come out in the past 10 years are either reboots or somebody decided, oh, but we can make that movie better now.
Speaker: because they did a whole bunch of original ideas and they started getting rejected. I could tell you that from the 90s and the early 2000s, they were creating their own shit. It kind of got to a point where, okay, we got the creativity. Let's remember some shit. They just came out, X -Men came out, took everybody back. Even Blade was dope. Blade was badass. The four two Blades are epic classics. Anybody out there fight me. Seriously. They were dope. I would love to see a newer outsiders.
Speaker: I would love to see a battle rumble fish with the motorcycle boy. I would love to see all that shit. Yeah, I've read all this shit. I'm not the only, I read you, God damn it. All that. Nice. I got a bunch of shit you could put together. If you got your poems going deep down and you got your books going there as well, you want something to carry, you got to realize that as much as they're going to be down and they're going to adjust, they are going to come up as they deal with wherever they've been to them.
Speaker: So how would you correlate somebody down? And then coming back up, you actually got two movies off of those alone. What kind of characters? How could you correlate them into other stories because they're rewriting storylines? Let's be clear. We all love Transformers, but we don't know three fourths of the motherfucker that's been in these past seven movies. I ain't seen Sun Street yet. And they killed fucking not Bumblebee or the one that was on the moon. The one that killed on the moon.
Speaker: Yeah, that popped up when they killed Iron Man. On the Bumblebee movie. Oh, OK. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, because he was using Bumblebee in a cartoon. They were both Volkswagen. They killed his ass on the moon. I'm still mad at a little F -16 bitch. I used to work with 16s. I got to find her. I need to be the next star on the Transformers movie. And I'm going to be an area bot. I got to find her ass. Let's go. You got to have a purpose in this bitch. I'm done talking. Now to the people.
Speaker: Oh, shit. I do gotta get under it, fellas, but I appreciate it. I did want to ask you one real quick question before you take off, man. As far as like publishing and editing and all that, putting your book together, is that all on you or do you have a publisher or somebody that's helping you do all that? Hi. Ultimately, it comes back to you anyway. Broke, bitch.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I was curious because a while back, Jeff has a friend of his and he went to high school. There's a comedian. He's written. He's written several books and I asked him the same question and I got the same answer. Yeah. He's doing it all on his own. Here's the thing. Like this is where I'm kind of breaking my own, my own pattern. So when, when I started tick tock,
Speaker: It honestly started as a joke. Like my daughter told me to get on here because we had just got kicked off Facebook. I tried. Nobody judged me on your podcast for this, but I tried taking my inspirational content to OnlyFans and that worked for a month. You want to know why? Wait a second. Were you on two? Because I feel like you were on, I feel like if I'm remembering right, you were on
Speaker: TikTok before you went to Onlyfans and then everybody got mad at you because you were on Onlyfans but you wasn't doing the Onlyfans standard quote. You were still doing it. I talked about it on here. I joined the Onlyfans to TikTok. Oh, did you? Okay, so you're all in. And the only reason I started to damn TikTok was because Munchkin tried to tell me, you know, maybe you'd have something here.
Speaker: And when I found out that there was the potential of it being banned, I said, fuck it. Just to appease my daughter, I'll get on here. Well, it kind of got addictive because in the first week, I had my 10 ,000 followers. So. 10 ,000 or 1 ,000? 10 ,000. You got to have 10 ,000 followers in a week? We don't have to. I had to tame 10 ,000 followers in a week. You only got to have 1 ,000 to go live. Who the fuck you know? God damn.
Speaker: Well, everybody had seen me on Facebook. I was on Facebook for three years and then when Facebook literally sends me this nice legal email saying that I've done said all these wonderful things they don't like. Take it to TikTok. Well, I took it to all the fans first. But the funny story behind that was it worked really well. I had like
Speaker: It was like 230 people that were tuning in every single time. And imagine this is on OnlyFans, so everybody was used to, well, people pay for this. I set that first month up for free. So they got to see all the content for free. And then that next month after that free trial was over, I was like, oh, people love me that much, huh? Well, you got an audience. I think this is a good one. Now, mind you also with TikTok. And Tony, you're slowly starting to learn this. I've been on TikTok long enough.
Speaker: Jeff probably has too. Chaos may or may not admit to this, but scroll through his page. He does a lot of videos, not all of his videos, but a lot of his videos are a little bit more suggestive, if you will. And in the day and age of
Speaker: 50 shades of gray. All right, let's go ahead and use the advantages I have. And that's why I was telling my girlfriend today when we were talking, I was telling her about you. I said, you know, you came on the scene, we came on about the same time, you blew up, but you also do things a little bit differently than I do. I've never been one to do, you know, I can count on, I don't even need a full hand, the amount of quote unquote thirst traps I've done on TikTok.
Speaker: You know, was the beginning it worked out like I promised every so many merch sales I made a new thirst trap would come out. And it worked out beneficially in that aspect at first.
Speaker: But then I was getting all these new followers that didn't realize, yeah, this is not my content. This was just a, basically this was a prize for y 'all helping me become pigeonholed into a category. And no, it does because, you know, like I said, I've, I've probably done three, maybe four, quote unquote, thirst traps. Um, and it's crazy to see.
Speaker: the views and the likes and the followers flood in when you do one. And then all of a sudden you do a video like you want to do and they're like, what the fuck is this? And for me, TikTok was more of an outlet. Much like you, my kids were like, oh, you're already on TikTok, dad. You should make videos. It'll be funny, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: become an outlet for me. This is where I could go and you know, and as we were talking earlier with like depression and mental health, I struggled and fought with anxiety and depression for most of my life. So that was a place I could go and I could just pull random sound or a random song, go with how I was feeling and I could do that and it would make me feel better. It was never about necessarily becoming the next
Speaker: or whatever.
Speaker: Let me get to my thousand or hit my thousand, which I did do pretty quick. I went over a thousand pretty quick, not 10 ,000 in a week. But, um, you know, so I was able to start going live there and then a new audience was able to discover and find me and everything like that. But that's where I fell into the hole of, let me help everybody else grow. I'm not that worried about myself. And then I got a part of man for some dumb shit, but.
Speaker: He lies, he's always worried about himself. But TikTok has always been an outlet for me. No, actually, I truly don't. But what I do on here and how we joke around there, it's not who I am. In real life, Jeff knows that. Jeff knows that. I don't trust him. Unbelievable. I'm pretty humble guy. I won't say I'm quiet -ish. Not super quiet. Jodie just called you out.
Speaker: don't question are you want to use closer to West Coast East Coast. Okay. Actually, he's right down the road from me who Virginia five four. He's he's he's only a couple hours from me. I still gotta get out there to that castle. What part of Virginia?
Speaker: I'm in Covington actually. I used to live in Virginia Beach. I mean, there's nothing wrong with Virginia Beach. It's only like five and a half hours. Yeah, you will. You won't have to say Tony. You'll be on the Appalachian side.
Speaker: Look at him, Tony. Look at me. I'm a mountain man. Look at him. Listen to him. That's what's up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep your ideas going. You're going to know, as far as the boots and everything, everything is going to be in Georgia. And I'm in Georgia right now. So it wouldn't be that far if you wouldn't be that much for you to make the move or to even do it where you're at. Because I heard Pennsylvania is good for acting as well. So keep your eyes active. You ain't going to worry. I'm a terrible actor.
Speaker: I know that. If you're a creator, if you're a creator, people will want to act for you. All right, sir. I'm just saying I'm a fantastic actor. If you need that feeling of main character, main role character. I don't need a 10 % net. Hand me your business. Damn, that's less than Amazon taking from me. Hell yeah. Thank you. I just want to listen. I'm going to work. Just help me get my gas and food money and pay these bills off. I got you.
Speaker: You put me in a movie, we're gonna get all the awards. And we won't even have to - Oh, if I get in the movie, it's over. I'm gonna let you know now. Don't make me a main character. I got the whole transphobia line fucked up. I got it all the way up to the lines and the cars. Don't call me. It's gonna be an issue. It's gonna be some problems. There's some consequences, repercussions, and a whole lot of pink checks. You know the way he's talking though, like he said problems.
Speaker: That all sounds like good shit. It's a good problem. It ain't enough to flex this goddamn cartoon. They want me in that motherfucker. Especially since, like, before I hop off here. Like, I literally, like, I lost my job. I didn't lose my job. I'm going to give you an idea. Watch Voltron flee the doom. They have both Voltrons in that motherfucker. They never made a live action movie. Get the goddamn work. Boy, I love you. The reason for that, Tony. Voltron wasn't that good. So, remember, what we're going to take out?
Speaker: I was just going to say like, uh, technically this is the biggest gamble in my entire life. Like, uh, back May 29th, uh, no, March 29th, uh, they shut down the warehouse I was working in. And, uh, I actually had went on TikTok and like, I've done a bunch of lives and I was telling everybody, you know, like this is coming. So I need to, I need to know that that support system that I've had while working is still there. Right.
Speaker: And I learned quickly over the past month and a half, at least, that I really should have stuck to knowing that there is a huge difference between words and actions. I screwed myself in the long run. I took those words and I kind of let them set stone while it was still concrete and nobody can fucking read what the fuck was said now. So,
Speaker: Yeah, so if we get a good amount of these books sold by me hanging out with y 'all, I might just have to come back on a weekly basis. That's what we do. We got a lot of shit we can talk. You sure you want to come back up in here? I mean, I can talk shit with the best of me. I know. We saved out of this house. The hardest part for me is I fucked up and hurt people's feelings by accident. Yeah, but I mean, you look in the wrong direction. You're going to hurt somebody's feelings now. This motherfucker. I just hurt the neighbor's feelings. I didn't try.
Speaker: Everybody's feelings get hurt as soon as I crack a mic and I don't even have to say anything other than I. It's good to look at you. I mean, sometimes, sometimes.
Speaker: Thank you all so much for having me on here. Go ahead and give them one more shout out of where the name of the book and where they can get it. The books out right now is a series. The third book will come out. All you need to type in is poetic madness unveiled. Poetic madness unveiled a glimpse of chaos is book one. Make sure you get it first because each book will also have the three poems that I had written
Speaker: back in the day that inspired the novel. It's coming in August. And if I can find it or if, uh, chaos, uh, if you want to send it to me, I will send you the links and send me the links. And I just have this feeling like you couldn't get my email right. Like, you know what, that's something for you before you leave.
Speaker: I'm waiting for it. I got fuck you, Tony, right underneath me right now. Maybe me. I don't need you, Tony.
Speaker: Thank you, Jeff. That was a two -fer. I knew what you were looking for. I was looking for that, but I was asking if you needed to fuck you, chaos. No, what I was going to say is, if you want to send me the link, I'll put it up on our social media. I'll put it up on Twitter and Facebook. Well, I can't put it on Facebook currently, but I'll get one of the guys to do it.
Speaker: I'll put it up on TikTok and all that stuff on Instagram so that our followers can find you as well, find your books. TikTok, Twitter, and Instagram. I just share the podcast everywhere. I'm on airtime .com. I got this going on in my room over there, so I know I got shots of at least 2 ,000 people. Good luck, man, for real.
Speaker: Seriously, I appreciate that. Absolutely. We're going to go fuck around all day. We're going to trip out all day, but God damn it. You got to holler at the motherfucker. Holler at the motherfucker. I'm one of those. I will. All of y 'all look me up. Seriously. Yeah. Check him out. I do appreciate you coming on here, brother. I've been, I've been on you for a minute about coming on here and you're welcome anytime. All you got to do is we're on here. It's only been like a fucking year.
Speaker: I don't know, but yeah, since the show started, you and Rock Lee were two of the first people I thought of that I was like, I got to get these guys on the show. These are my guys. And they're like, you know, we've been, I will say you and I have been through it or anything like that, but we've always been there and kind of had each other's backs. And it was like, these are the first two guys I want to get on the show. And I've been getting at you, getting at you, popping into your lives. Like, you know, amen. And we still want you to get on the show, but no, you know, the doors always open.
Speaker: Monday, Wednesday, Saturday night. We come on here. We do our thing. We hang out. If you ever want to come on and send me a message, let me know. We'll get to you. Apparently, I can't get the invite out, but Tony can. In other words, I need to just holler at Tony. He's on the chill, man. You can holler at me, and then we can make it happen. You can holler at me, and then you tell Tony, hey, can you help me out here?
Speaker: Alright, fellas, I'll do it. I wear a lot of hats on this show. If I can't fucking figure out an email, give me a break. Nothing but love for you, brother. Remember the theme song when you see me.
Speaker: All you got to worry about is when you hear the glass hit your ass. That's enough. Y 'all deserve it. What'd you say, Glix? I couldn't hear you. I said, when you hear the glass hit your ass. Oh, hell yeah. I really do appreciate you, man. And you know I've always, I've supported you 100%.
Speaker: you know, trying to push you once you get out there. I want to see you blow up. I truly do. I want to see this shit take off. I want to see the book take off. So, um, like I said, hit me up with the links. I'll share them out because I clearly, I'm not smart enough to do that, but we'll get them out there. We'll let people know about you. And again, anytime you want to come on, man, just let me know. You can come on here. We can just come on here and you can just hang out with us and shoot the shit and bullshit around with us a little bit. You know, you know, I just actually thought about something, you know,
Speaker: they not only can you look up like poetic madness unveiled to find the books, but also might be a little bit easier to also to just type in the author name, Jeffrey chaos. Actually, you would be surprised because that's what I did on Amazon. And it did bring up your book. I don't know if it was wanted volume one or two.
Speaker: They brought up a whole little list of bullshit ass books. I was like, I don't want to read these. I just want to read my guys books. They might have been good. Like, I'm not going to go. They might have been good. Yeah, but none of them are good. Where's my guy at? Look, I'm making an exception. I don't read a lot, buddy. You know, I'm going to read a book for you. Fuck all these other assholes. Fuck you, Amazon. I'm not talking Amazon. Amazon Prime of the shit.
Speaker: Well, I agree. Let's hope that they get my shit to me tomorrow though, because it's supposed to be here today. Absolutely. But no, I'll let you know. Like I said, I'll let you jump out here. We do appreciate you, man. We appreciate the shit out of you coming on here. And again, like I said, the door's always open. Anytime, just let me know. I appreciate that, man. I do. Give me a message. And it's awesome meeting all of y 'all, for real. Good to meet you, man, for real.
Speaker: These are my guys. Now I'm going to eat myself, I think. I don't honestly know if this is going to work. We're going to try it. I don't know. Much love to you, brother. Good luck, man. Much love, fellas. It's a kid, dude. All right. Bye, brother. All right. Now that guy's out of here. Let's talk shit about it. I love that dude. He's a good guy. He's one of the good ones, man.
Speaker: I appreciate him coming on here. I appreciate him making time and coming on here and hanging out with us. He really is. He's a good dude. We've had some conversations, uh, you know, outside of lives and outside of TikTok and stuff like that, but he's a good dude. And I would love, I would absolutely love to see, uh, there'd be nothing better for me and my, and this is just my way, I think, but just see,
Speaker: Wake up one morning and get a notification that he's got a best seller. New York Times best seller. Yeah, he's like Oprah's top. Oprah, you get a book. You get a book. Everybody get a book. Hey, you know what? Who you are. If Oprah's telling you to book, there's a ton of people out there that are going to grab that book. Look what Oprah did for Dr. Phil's stupid ass. Hey. Exactly.
Speaker: Catch me outside. How about that? That crazy bitch. But we are going to take a real quick break. A little more blacktop mode for your ear holes. We're going to come back and do what we do. Jeff, you got to get your internet out of control while we're on break. Oh, no. Sorry. I'm working well. Yeah, I'm working.
Speaker: Anyways, we're going to take a real quick break. We got a little Blacktop Mojo for you. Check them out wherever you stream music and on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. Go show them some love. Check out their tour schedule. See if they're going to be in a town near you. And if they are, Oh, excuse me. Go see them. You will not be sorry. They are awesome. We got a little, it is the second hour. So we got a little cover for you with their cover of the nineties fuel song.
Speaker: hemorrhage I Love this fucking song and I think I like their version better than I like fuel song our fuels original version We'll be right back here in just a few minutes To wrap up the shoe and do our final hour do what we do. We appreciate y 'all listening. Oh
Speaker: Memories are just where you laid them Drag the waters till the depths give out their debt What did you expect to find? Was it something you left behind? Don't you remember anything I said when I said don't fight
Speaker: And leave me to myself, don't fall away And leave life bleeding in my hands, in my hands again And leave life bleeding in my hands, in my hands Love life bleeding in my hands
Speaker: I'm home and now I feel contagious Am I the only place that you left to go? She cries and life is like Some moving black and white Dead actors picking lines Over and over and over again She cries, don't fall
Speaker: And leave me to myself, don't fall away And leave life bleeding in my hands, in my hands again And leave life bleeding in my hands, in my hands Love life bleeding And I watched as
Speaker: You turn away But you can't remember What I do You'll never even try And I'll fall
Speaker: And bring me to myself don't fall
Speaker: And leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again And leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again And leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again And leave love bleeding
Speaker: Well, welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show so far. We appreciate y 'all listening. Much love. Shout out to my boy, The Prince of Chaos. Check him out on all social media at The Prince of Chaos 87. Check out his book on Amazon. Just look up Jeffrey Chaos. Go get your book. Give it a read. I don't think you're going to be
Speaker: I'm happy. Good thing of the words words are hard. I don't think that was fun. That was fun for real. No, I appreciate you coming on here. I appreciate it hanging out with him. And I've always had fun when we've gotten live together. We've always had a lot of fun hanging out, shooting the shit. But y 'all go show them some love. Like I said,
Speaker: There's very few people in this world that I call brother these days and I would gladly call him a brother of mine. And I would gladly support everything he does, especially if he puts me in the movie. No, just say, but while you're on the social media, checking out the Prince of Chaos, go ahead and check us out as well. Nonsenseicle nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Tik Tok. You can hang out with us live every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday night on YouTube and Twitch.
Speaker: And if you don't want to listen to us live, that's okay. You don't have to listen to us live. We got your coverage. You can listen to us on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts at. Again, that's at nonsensical nonsense podcast. Give us a follow, give us a like. And if you guys would be so kind, help us grow, give us a share. Let everybody else know about us. You know, at the end of the day, that's what we want to do. We want to get in there. Everybody's ear holes, as many ear holes as we can get into. We want to be in them. Oh, here holes.
Speaker: You got an email as well at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Smoke was good. We got a merch store tspring .com slash nonsensical nonsense podcast. You get your hoodies, you can get your shirts, you can get your leggings. Ladies, you can get nonsensical nonsense leggings.
Speaker: We got stickers and cups and koozies and all that jazz and more to come as I find time to create more merch up until I find a person that'll do merch locally and we can do it on the band or I can buy it in bulk stock and I can just have it hanging out in my apartment that's way too small for it to be hanging out in but it'll be here.
Speaker: Again, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Gentlemen. What is up, sir? You like having my boy Chaos on the show? He apparently liked Tony. He said, fuck Blake, Tony. He was Tony's the champ. Chaos. I think it's dope. I like his ideas. I do hope he makes it. That was actually fucking fun. I'm glad he was open. It was a stiff.
Speaker: If he's got a lot of followers and he's contributory and he shoots the shit like everybody else, what problem are you going to have with him when you're podcasting? You know what I'm saying? No, he's a good dude. Like I said, I want to bring him on here. I want to see if he was, like I said, doors open. I'll let him know. Yeah. And I'll message him tonight. Thank you again and everything like that. And tell him, Hey man, legit. If you ever want to come on, just let us keep froze. Yeah. Keep telling people, man. Y 'all need me up here. All right.
Speaker: Jeff computed and went out, glittin' and froze, and I fell asleep. I mean, what's a champ to do? You know what I'm saying? Smoke, what's happening, man? We got to represent for the people. You know what I'm saying? Slam .tv covers soon. All that good shit. Bigger sort of puts the chaos. That was fucking fun. Jeff's over there vaping. He's laying out the kids. He could just turn his microphone off, but this is hilarious. Y 'all got to have class together, too. Like, when you're showing shit, throwing it out there to everybody, holler at your boy. Don't make me play no music. Bill Gangs.
Speaker: I just got a message on my Instagram. It's been 10 years since that Aurora movie theater shooting in the rural, Colorado.
Speaker: And one of the guys I went to high school where he was there, I remember was on the news and I was just sharing it and everything. Big ups to Eleanor, one of the people we met on Haps, and I met on Haps, she was also one of them. Periscope, a lot of people, she was there as well. So to anybody who was there, all the survivors, any people that you lost for real, this is y 'all day, this is y 'all moment. Big ups to everybody who survived, the rest is peace, so those will be lost. And to you motherfuckers that did it, you should've got your ass with the scanner, fuck out of here, go ahead and do what you was going through.
Speaker: It was on my forehead. Smoke, hashtag belt gang, I like it. Hashtag Glitz, the true tramp. We were discussing earlier before you popped in here, Smoke, and I don't know if you'd like to come up here or not. We got a little bit of time left in the show. But when you go down to Mexico, when you go down to Cancun in a couple months, old Crash Bandicoot Jeffrey himself. Wow.
Speaker: the the the Jeff belt needs to be the hardcore, the old school hardcore champion. Jeffrey, get on with and get you a hardcore championship belt because I need to do it. You need it. I pissed greatness. Oh, Jesus. I think you've confused greatness with syphilis. Oh,
Speaker: I'm offended. I said you invite if you ever come up with not got you. I do need to address a comment that was put in the chatters box earlier. Be careful. It's on the screen, gentlemen. I know. Be careful. I'm trying to help you. We're trying to help you. You happen to enjoy my thirst trap. Nice. Nice.
Speaker: That's what it was actually the only time I tried to make it. I went, I went first trap word. Wow. I'll give you a third strap in real life. Word.
Speaker: I thought what you used to say, Jeff. Yeah, well, there's reasons. Yeah, well, they're usually. Kept one of your first drafts. It's all your fault. I better be careful because I start talking shit and she's going to call me out on my bullshit.
Speaker: which she will keep it up.
Speaker: Uh, I, I, I, I had never seen those movies, but I've seen a couple of TikTok videos. My guy, uh, my, what the hell is that guy's name? Mike. Oh, he was in True Blood. He was the wolf. Oh, uh, Maganello. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Joe Maganello. Deathstroke. Joe. Yeah. Yeah. Deathstroke. Yeah. Joe Maganello.
Speaker: He had that whole scene in that goddamn investigation that kills me. He was a B -side show. I... I... Do what? I'm litching. He must have bad weather. No, he's doing 20 different things. Yeah, it's... I'm working. He said he's working. He's just looking shit up like he always does.
Speaker: Keep the job going. I ain't managed you. Don't lose that money. Don't lose that money you told me about. You better get the fuck to work while you're up here. I got that coming. I need to call you and talk to you about that. I got something for you. In the words of beer max, here we go again. Get your money, cuz. Get your money. I ain't letting someone do it. In the words of Glick, I need another beer. Go get it.
Speaker: You're good, Smoke. Like I said, it was just open to you. You all right? Mm -hmm. Smoke's out there slinging that shit. I do be serious about those movies and everything. If he needs those ideas, I hope that shit falls into play for him. No, that's what I said. No, that's what I said at the end of the day. He starts getting traction. People start buying the books. People start liking the book. I mean, because that's what happened with, at the end of the day, that's what happened with
Speaker: Uh, JK. What's her name? JK. Rolling. Uh, the chick who did, uh, the chick who did, uh, Twilight's, uh, the, the, the
Speaker: Alice Walker, she did all. Was it beloved or was it how Stella got a group back? All that shit. Yeah, write a book or somebody will make a movie. Motherfuckers will love it. She shades of gray. I mean, Stephen King, I mean, granted Stephen King, you know, everybody knows him as an absolutely one of the, one of the greatest writers of all time, but he's got all these movie credits. So, I mean, you know, but I'm just saying more like,
Speaker: You look at people that came out of nowhere, Harry Potter's and Twilight's, your Fifty Shades of Grey, for instance, those books became so popular. Fuckin' True Blood. True Blood was a book series. Such a following that it got Hollywoods or whatever. As much as I talk about it and it drives you crazy, Hardy Boys was a good book series. They made a fucking TV show off of it.
Speaker: Seriously movie TV show Hey once you make it fuck don't you everybody else says just make it Shoulder right here
Speaker: You talk about all these all these people that that have made it big off of starting in a book, but I mean you got to start somewhere and You know that you know him throwing that stuff up on on Amazon, I mean it's It's better than it's sitting on his shelf for
Speaker: I'm glad he's able to market it. That's a plus in itself. He was able to market it. No, that's the thing I'm happy for him for. Because he was talking about those books when him and I first met. And I'm so happy that they finally happened and that they're out there and people can find them and they can read them. And I truly want to read them. Absolutely. I want to read them.
Speaker: And like I said, not only because he's a friend of mine, but because I'm a huge, I love poetry. I absolutely love poetry. It's one of, I read a lot of books on the paranormal and stuff like that. But if I'm not reading a book on the paranormal, I'm generally reading a poetry book. Right.
Speaker: So Sylvia Black, Robert Frost. Like I said, again, Maya Angelou is one of my favorites. I absolutely love her books. I love her writing. I always have. I know I'll fuck it up, but she's got a poem out there. I can't remember what it's called. It's like Lay Me Down or When I Die or something like that. It's one of my favorite poems of all time. It's by Maya Angelou. And I love it.
Speaker: I absolutely love it. Maya Angelou, I don't even have any questions. She used to be loved and respected. There's another row up, but my favorite poet starts with a row up. Once was a man from Nantucket. I'm just kidding. Jeff's favorite poet is Andrew Dice Clay. Hey. Jack and Jill went to hell. Both of the cops came to talk. Joe came down with two fifths. That fucking hole. Oh! That's me blowing ice. Where the fuck are they going?
Speaker: Goddamn Andrew Dice Clay was the man back in the day. The clock dropped too. I dropped my goo and I dumped the bitch on the next block. Oh! When they took over, they took a hotel hostage. That shit was good. Which one? It was a Master P movie he did. They took over a hotel. It was good. He did real good in that movie. That movie in cash was for the best ones. Andrew Dice Clay, he's a pretty good actor. Yes, he is. I like Dice Man.
Speaker: I just, I just love, I just love it. I just love the fact that to this day, the dice man is still the dice man. Oh yeah, he, he still, he still rocks the same cutoff t shirt that says, you know, he's still smoking to see. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm a fucking funny as hell. How that man has not been canceled. I don't know, but Hey, you would think, I mean, much like, much like Eminem. I mean, look back at, you know, some, I think the, the, the, the snowflake, uh, brigade.
Speaker: went after Eminem one time and all the, you know, our, you know, our generation, the people who were like, y 'all better sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. And they're like, yeah, I think that's what it comes down to is we get somebody like dice or you get somebody like Eminem that they're, they're well -respected in their, in their genre.
Speaker: They created something that can never be duplicated. Exactly. And you know, like the George Collins and the Sam Canis. Right. If you tried to start something that DICE did back in the day now, you wouldn't make it around the block. No. But that's the thing. Even in no disrespect at Eddie Murphy, but he
Speaker: Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy is an amazing stand up comedian. Oh yeah. But he can't, he, he, he cannot be, he, I'm not saying he could be duplicated, but he could be imitated pretty well. You're not going to imitate guys. You could, you could, you could pretty much, uh, or you look at guys like Cosby or, uh, Bob Saget, Cosby and Bob Saget.
Speaker: had this wholesome image on TV. They're America's dad. Oh, you know, Cosby was America's dad back in the day. And then Sange came around on full house and he was like, everybody wanted Bob Saget or Cosby to be your dad. But then
Speaker: you see them do their stand -up and it's like, oh fuck, or Bob Saget when he was on entourage and he had - Oh my God, and he's talking about, who's the next one? I need you to do me a favor and fuck my daughter's friend so I don't, you know, it's like shit like that. And you get Saget on, what's that? Dave Chappelle will be a,
Speaker: what's a fucking, what's that Dave Chappelle movie where they're selling pop? Half Baked. Half Baked. Where he's like, you ever sucked dick for some weed? I smoked coke. And you're like, Bob Saget just said that. It was an eye opener. And you couldn't
Speaker: I don't think you would get the same, like if Full House came out today, it wouldn't be as big as it was. It's all... Full House was on TV. It's still pretty popular. My kids loved it. But it's still a popular show on Netflix. Right. But it'll never be as big as the original because there's too many other places to watch anything else.
Speaker: Well, no, I mean, yeah, but Fuller House was pretty damn big and it was pretty popular. Right. But back then, there was only like nine channels, you know, I mean... No, there wasn't just because we lived in bump fuck nowhere and we only got nine channels. Well, you know what I mean, though. You had cable back where we were growing up. Yeah, there was cable, but there was the main networks where now you got Netflix and Hulu and Prime and all that shit and everybody's competing for the same shit.
Speaker: Yeah, Fuller House was pretty big. And it was for those of us that grew up watching it and being parents and stuff like that. It was a nice nostalgia thing because you get to see Stephanie and DJ Tanner growing up. And you get to see Kimmy growing up and doing their thing. And then you still get the George Stamos. And they pop in every once in a while. And Aunt Becky showing up. And the fact that they were able to bring in the same twins
Speaker: that played Uncle DJ or Uncle Jesse and Becky's kids. We got them same twins that came in all these years later growing up. And I don't know if you caught it, but they did a shout out to the Olsen twins. They're like, hey, she's dealing with her, her empire and everybody kind of stares at the screen for a second. Absolutely.
Speaker: Yes. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. So. Yeah. But no, I, you know, okay. So George Stamos. John. He has an age. John Stamos. I don't know why I called him George. John Stamos.
Speaker: He has not aged since 86. He is the same. He looks exactly the same. Is he drinking baby blood? I don't know what he's doing, but he's got that True Blood V going on, something. He's got black jeans in him. Tony, am I right? He's... Tony, am I right? Tony, am I right? The other Reeves hasn't aged since 86 either.
Speaker: I mean, you look at picture 86 to now. He's aged. No, he's aged. He was aged. But I think when it comes to Stamos, it comes down to a lot of plastic surgery. For real, hasn't aged. I don't think so. That's like, it's like Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp, you see him on TV and you see him on movies and it's like, man, Johnny Depp has an age. But then you see a legitimate picture of him. He's like, wow. Okay. He has aged. He is during that trial. I know that.
Speaker: She's watching for the real champ, not the champ.
Speaker: Every time I got to take a break, somebody wants to challenge the belt. You can't do it. Don't be fooling yourself, son. You're not going to take the belt. It's like a little kid. You've got to be good at this. I'm going to come to Georgia, and I'm going to take that belt, and I'm going to be grit two belts. I'm going to have two belts on my shoulder. I'm going to have three belts, because I'm going to get the nonsensical nonsense podcast champion of the world belt made. I'm going to have a belt around my waist and two belts on my shoulder. We the one. We the one.
Speaker: Tony, how about we just stop feuding with each other and we just do it old school? You want some, get some, bad enough, take some, damn it. I'll take everything. I'll take that goddamn Tony nonstop talking shit. I know you ain't talking about nonstop talking.
Speaker: Malakai Black. Oh, wow. He got the belt. I'll beat Malakai. I'll beat Black. Malatai Black. No, you won't. He will fuck you up. I ain't never seen nobody do a flippin' Atlanta sitting down Indian style. That motherfucker's something serious. All four foot of his, I can't talk shit. No, you can't. Austin loves him. I can't. I like you. Malakai Black is awesome. Hit me, Ricochet with an excellent tag team. They fuck the tag team up. Intat Oskara is better than Malakai in my opinion. Him and Ricochet were a hell of a tag team.
Speaker: No, he's doing his damn thing in AEW. I ain't even done that. Yeah. Yeah. Maokai Black's not the champ. Actually, my boy, Jon Moxley, is the champ. He's the AEW champ, the interim champ. That's my boy. He's the original champ, isn't he? No, I think he's... Was it him or Jericho? It's either him or Jericho. I think it was Cody or Jericho that were the original AEW champ.
Speaker: I won't argue with you, but I think it was either Jericho or Cody, but... We saw the Moxley or Jericho. They're all the champions. Jody might know better than either one of us. Yeah, because Moxley left WWE to go to AEW. Yeah, but that was after it was already formed, and that's why I said I think Cody or Jericho had the original championship. AEW has a good product. Cody's a stop. I'm not going to ship AEW. I love Jericho, but he needs a stop. He's going on a Ric Flair route. He's going to last as long as he can.
Speaker: The man's gonna die in the ring. Yeah. But he can't do anything without a faction anymore. Because he's done everything solo. You gotta realize he spent 20 years solo running it. A word. Moxley's my guy. Jon Moxley's my guy. Right now I gotta give it to Drew. I gotta give it to Drew. Drew and I see Warlocks coming up. Warlocks a bad dude.
Speaker: Yeah, he is a bad, he was a bad dude when Taz had him. Was it Taz that was training him? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, Warlocks a beast. At the end of the day, y 'all see who never takes his belt off. It's a sign of a true champ. The belt doesn't like the fame. It's up to me to maintain it. I don't know what the hell you just said. Neither is just anybody else.
Speaker: At the end of the day, the champ is here. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. I love those three words get to me every damn time. The first time he did that shit was fucking ironic. It was classic shit. Ah, there he is, John Box.
Speaker: Oh man, I didn't give myself a headache like motherfucker tonight. Well, that's a good night though, man. It was. Yeah, it was. Acknowledging, Tony. Not yet, I got two minutes. Acknowledging, Tony. No. I'm the Roman Reigns and you and Jeff are the users. I am the Brock Lesnar of podcasting, okay? I get championships everywhere I go. I'm the man and everything that I do.
Speaker: I'm working on my OBS title. You have to be nice. Yes. You have to be nice. Oops. What the fuck did you two fuck up now? Let's see. Back to new and improved change click. Be nice. Just be nice, Tony D. Be nice. No fucking fighting.
Speaker: We're going to collab them together. We're going to put them together. Just be nice. I almost did my show Saturday night. I almost did it. When I was on airtime, I opened up with everybody. I almost did this. Just be nice. Oh, yeah. Just so you know, me and Rehab and Jeeves, we're going to make a Haps family mixtape.
Speaker: I'm working on a book myself. I'm working on a book myself. It's called Reasons Why Click Drinks. And Tony, you just got a chapter. Dog. Me and Rehab were going to do a song. It's going to be a mess. Y 'all in trouble. We were thinking about
Speaker: What did you just got a chapter in my book of why Glick Drinks? Listen, we had brought up Wap, and then we made a song. He took Whittin' Gushy in the chat. I said, we got to make a song with that Whittin' Gushy. Whittin' Gushy. And then we played the Whisper. Listen, wait, Jeff. Jeff, we played the Whisper song by the Ying Yang twins. I started thinking. Oh, yeah. It's called, Wait.
Speaker: Yeah, well, we had mixed tape all day long, but at the end of the day, me and rehab going to kill it. G, you said he going to look up the music for us. We're going to get with Swift Beats, so we ain't going to copy nobody. We're going to have original shit. It's going to be a mess. Why don't we get Rock Lee to make you a beat? I got to call him. Yeah. Call him. Now, I do, I could have messaged him. The biggest thing is I'm going to run with everybody who's on house first. I got three songs on my head. I got to work on the other seven.
Speaker: then I probably hit rock up on that. I'm just trying to be original. I know he is too, but I'm trying to spread it. I'm gonna spread the wealth. I don't know if we're gonna make any money. I'm gonna do it for fun. I'm gonna do it for fun. If you're doing it for the money, it won't be as fun. So I think that's - You can't do music for the money because everybody bootleg and every damn thing. Yeah, well, that's it.
Speaker: Not yet. No matter what you do, you should do it for fun and let the money come after, you know? Yeah. Yeah, let the money come over to all that crypto. Exactly. We played that Whisper Body. We played Nookie by Jackie, yo. Remember that song?
Speaker: i was actually listening to that whisper song by yin yang today. it popped up on my screen.
Speaker: I need you to see my dick. Let me know what it looks like. I ain't seen it in years. I need some original beats. Let me know when you get free this week. You got some shit to work on. I got to get a sample clear about Diddy. I got to see how much it's going to cost. More than you have. You're right. You have no shit. That wasn't even a diss. That was just facts. That was just facts.
Speaker: Did he's gonna be like who? That's exactly what we're gonna say. That's exactly what we're gonna say. That's exactly what we're gonna say. That's exactly what we're gonna say. That's exactly what we're gonna say. That's exactly what we're gonna say. That's exactly what we're gonna say. That's exactly what we're gonna say.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Swag? No, Manuel Hudson. Manuel Hudson, though. He got, when he does this, I'm skittin' called God Damn, G -O -T Damn. When he do jokes, that shit is epic. Hey, I actually, that God Damn, I started saying God Damn. Everybody was saying it, but that was a good, that was a good thing. I started saying it on like streams and stuff like that, because people didn't like when I said G -O -D.
Speaker: So I was like, all right, you know, because I do say it a lot. So I was like, all right, well, you know what? I won't do that. I don't respect you guys. You know, I'll hit you with the. Massaging, but Tony's giving massages with happy engines. So you guys know only the women. Yeah, only the machi cheese. Watch your mouth. I can't see Jeff. I'm proud of you. He ain't working. He's fucking looking stupid shit up on
Speaker: S -Cargo and Home Depot and everything. Listen, listen, he could not be that short that their monitor screen is that high up. I don't understand it. He is that fucking short. Oh, shit. He is that fucking short. You will all go change my screen to a graph of work. No. I'm literally working off of Scarda. Or what is that? What is that? What is your eBay down there? Mercado Libre?
Speaker: I was way off Escarta. Escarta is. Oh, that's the TV. I ain't mad at you. Escarta is your wife's new house. I will not be satisfied until you get that money you told her. I will not be satisfied.
Speaker: Oh, no, it's coming. It's coming. I will not be satisfied till you get them. I ain't even looking from them. We did that meeting on Monday and I was just by the time that meeting was over, it's like, oh, here we go. Right. Kind of blew my mind what's coming up. So his new song is going to be, where do you see my check? Come monthly. Everyone.
Speaker: 307, no, 407 followers away. Appreciate that. I'm making a video on TikTok telling everybody not to follow you. Okay. I used to remember psychology, Tony. I'm helping you out. Yes, Smoke. That's how you say it. You let Got Milk, Absa Dan Luke. Yeah, Got, yeah. Got Damn. Got Damn. G -O -T.
Speaker: I'm helping you out, right? I'm going to tell people not to tell you something. They're going to go follow. So, seriously, no, absolutely, seriously. You can't reach out to your board, Tony. Yes, Mike. How how the Glick rub worked out for him. I'm a sexual man. I'm a sexual man.
Speaker: Talk about I can give you countless names for days. Don't let my like followers fool you. You like those. People love Glitch. That's why I'm the real goat, Tony D.
Speaker: You got a beard like one. I'm not jealous of your beard. Trust me. You are jealous. I am not. I refuse to be jealous. You, you're jealous. Of your facial hair because I do not facially care. You are jealous and you facially care. No, it's facial
Speaker: Tony cares about is the Machi Chi facials. The facials will win. Let him take one. I'll come back. Machi Chi. I don't know about you, but those videos freak me out.
Speaker: What videos freak you out? The Bokaki videos. Why are you watching them? That's why I don't watch them. The like button. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Is the Bokaki videos kind of like your accidental four hours of trans videos? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. A, number one.
Speaker: B, what I'm saying is you talk a lot about these videos for somebody that apparently doesn't watch them. Okay, first and foremost, I have never, ever said I don't watch porn. Oh no, I'm not saying I watch porn. Don't get me wrong, I have websites saved. My point is, I have a certain type of videos that I watch.
Speaker: We all have certain types of videos that we watch. But when you go to sites X, Y, and Z, you see all the other stuff on the feature page. Yeah, exactly. Like the suggestion page. Tony, because Tony doesn't watch porn and Tony doesn't jerk off. Tony doesn't do that. My point is, the suggestion page comes up and I'm like,
Speaker: but you know you see those suggested pages and you're like wow she's she's pretty let's check that out and then you're like okay I'm gonna behave hit the like button
Speaker: unbelievable. I was actually hurt takers taught it myself, but I was going to be a go for it. Nope. No, because he started talking about his own preferences. She's going to be like, yeah, deleted.
Speaker: I like them, buddy. I like them. I like my women. You like your, what did you say? You like your men what? I like my women mine. It'll come to you. Yeah, go ahead. I'm curious. What do you mean you like your women yours?
Speaker: when they want to be mine, I got less to worry about because they want to be with me or somebody. Very possessive of you, Tony. That's very, that's very true. That's very true. No, I'm going to agree with Tony. We're talking about watching porn. Yeah. Don't worry about porn when you get your woman. Take your time. Tony, it's been two years. As a person that's not getting any. Well, the records are correct. You're the last person.
Speaker: You're the last person that shouldn't be watching porn. Where you are the first person that should be. It doesn't make you cool or anything if you say you don't watch porn. It's just like Jeff saying, man, I used to go to the club and I'd bang 47 women in a night. Like, all right, yeah, we get it. Whatever. You're not cool. But every guy watches porn. And in today's day and age, there's a lot of women that watch porn. Yes.
Speaker: I won't say all women like, but there are, there are a lot of women, but also, also women, men, men are visual creatures. Yes.
Speaker: And women are emotional creatures when it comes to that kind of stuff. Some women, not all women are, you know, not all men are that way, but a lot of women, you know, it's been like that forever. They're more, I won't say emotional. They need a more emotional connection. I will say emotional. They have a better imagination than us. It's not, it's not emotional. They can lay down in bed and they can take care of business.
Speaker: and they can think of something and they can take care of business. Right. You know, I'm like an ambidextrous pitcher. I can do both.
Speaker: That's a big word, Jeff, I know. No, I know. Left or right handed. Unfortunately, unfortunately, I just got this really scary visual. And now I'm going to go throw up, so. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff's got a vision of the porn. Just light it a bit. Oh, maybe. Porn, right handed. Imagination, left handed. Switch it up. Switch.
Speaker: Everybody who's listening to this, you are welcome. That was the semen retention. Better for focus. Better for walk. Jesus. Shit. Let the release happen, and then I'm ready for war. I'm good either way, actually, in all honesty. That's the sign of a true warrior, smoke. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Yeah, don't know. I'll tell you what. You ever having trouble sleeping? Just rub one out. Sleep like a damn baby. Oh, baby, plug yours. Don't listen to this.
Speaker: Mike Walshman said back in the days, switch.
Speaker: Yeah. Every night. A little bit. One out. Thank god for smart phones. Amen to that. Jeff's like, I never leave the bathroom. I just bought a new 32 inch TV.
Speaker: that I got that cherry sleeping in. Hell yeah. Let's rock this out. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Three, two, one. Good job. Show us over. Here we go. Yes. No, you know what? My booger's got a quarter counter in one hand and his dick in the other hand. Stop it. Stop it.
Speaker: like a boxer training for a fight.
Speaker: I don't know, that's a real question. Seriously? Is that a real question? Not a real question. I have no idea. Not as much as I used to, but yes, I have. I do, from time to time. Oh, of course. I was asked who I was born. Oh, no. Yeah, not as much as I used to, but yes. See, now, what's the best part about any relationship is if you can openly talk about it.
Speaker: I know I agree with it. I agree with it like I'm not saying go to detail like so I use my left last night No, what I'm saying is like so yeah, I was watching for last night Oh, yeah, I've seen that the other day no, it's all torn up Okay, she's like so at the dumpster there's a desk chair you should get it for your desk
Speaker: Cash I actually make money now. Don't worry about No, actually I am getting I am my chair is actually gonna be for free. Nice I did actually find it at work
Speaker: It's just, I was going to say that you said that one office is getting upgraded. You probably were like, so what are you guys going to do with these old chairs? Can I throw that in the back of my new SUV? There's nothing, I don't, I don't think there's anything wrong with Washington porn. I don't think there's anything, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. And I don't think there's anything wrong with it. If you're in a relationship with talking about it, you know, um,
Speaker: I think the great thing about talking about it, if you do watch porn outside of normal communication and normal conversation, you get a better understanding of what your partner's needs and likes. Well, not even the needs and likes, but you know what they might be into, but are - Hesitant to mention. Yeah, exactly. Thank you, Jeff. See, I know. Ex -wife right there. We finished each other's sentences.
Speaker: 25 years, motherfucker. But I've never been in that situation to be able to openly talk to somebody. Chris is like, just lay down. I'll take care of it. No, no, no, no, no. You're not trying to say any names or anything like that or a name or anything like that. No, you put it on the one hand, this motherfucker.
Speaker: That's why smoke and I work hindered spirits. We're on the same page. No, but I mean the being able to talk about your likes and dislikes and yeah, absolutely is a is a crucial part of any relationship. Yeah, and you know, and I I've only I've actually only had that conversation once with yourself.
Speaker: Okay, twice. Okay, twice. I like this. He did not do it. Yeah. Nobody. I mean, I... Who's your Timmy Corgan? Who's your Timmy Corgan? Nobody. But, you know... Timmy, or Jeff. I can do whatever I want. I have a God. Nobody can do it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He stayed on the top of the fucking building. Oh, my God, this motherfucker.
Speaker: that's right I'm awesome
Speaker: I can do anything I want. I can do anything I want. And I can do this. And if the camera pans out and you stand there with a shirt on, Donald ducking it on top of a building. He's porky pigging it. I'll stand up about it on a gargoyle. And you totally didn't see it coming. No. That's what the words.
Speaker: He ain't listening. He ain't listening. I ain't listening. I'm not saying anything bad. I was actually referring to a television show, The Boys. You guys watch it. Seriously. I'm not doing anything wrong. I understand it up on that building. I'm just saying, like, I've only... Yeah. He said, all right, good.
Speaker: No, but being able to talk to your woman or whatever. You're going to watch yourself suck your dick. What? That's so fucked up. What the hell? Just put that. Dude, I don't know what it was about that character. Tony, how long has it been? Tony, how long has it been? That guy was there. Tony, so long. Doppelganger killed me. Doppelganger is. Tony, Tony is dead.
Speaker: He see fucking selfie debt shit at one point with the senator. Holy shit man. Is that what you want? Is that what you like? Oh man, that was fun. I was like, just when I thought this show could not push you apart. Yeah, I couldn't get anywhere. No, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hero -gasm.
Speaker: That whole episode was fucked up. Oh boy comes out with that shit and it's all snaking around. He's like, oh no, no. That was his name, Cliffjumper. Cliffjumper got kicked away from my face. Oh my God. My man Milkman got screwed so bad that Hero got fucked up.
Speaker: Oh man, that was so funny. That show is wild as fuck. That's what we keep trying to tell Tony, man. That show is ridiculous. Yeah, Tony, you need to check that shit out. That show will make you rewatch the Avengers in a totally different site. Because you're like, you know what? I know what these dudes are doing in the background. Avengers, Justice League, like. Wow. The last one should have messed everybody up, but it didn't.
Speaker: Yo, my man in prison, that killed me in the Watchmen. My man in the prison, Rorschach. Yeah, Rorschach. He's a badass, dude. Yeah. Well, little dude, you're not in here. I'm not in here with you. You're in here with me. You're in here. You're trying to be badass. That's not like a fight. That dude, no. Have you ever seen the movie Watchmen? Have you seen Watchmen, Tony? I watched it once.
Speaker: Holy shit. Rorschach. Rorschach. Just a little dude, but he don't fucking give a fuck. That dude was talking all kinds of shit to him, and my man fucked him all up, and he was like, I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me. I was like, there you go, bro. But he announced it to the entire prison. He was like, oh, no. You sucked. He was sucked. They were in the mess room.
Speaker: Yeah, they was getting their break or lunch or dinner or something. Yeah, he wasn't about to fuck around. Rorschach was getting in there. Oh, that was a bad dude. He was a rough one. I remember that. Oh, he was, but there was a thing, he was rough around the edges. Yeah, well, he was, he had like a, he was messed up in the head in the first place and he had an odd sense of justice. Yes.
Speaker: You gotta do what you gotta do. Especially. Especially. I'm telling you, Tony. Jeff has already declared he would be a villain. Tony claims he'd be a hero. Of course, Tony would. Tony would be Homelander. I guarantee. No, he wouldn't. No, he wouldn't. Tony would be deep. Tony, take that as a disrespect remark. I'm gonna get his own clip. I would be an anti -hero. Chris, I tell Chris and
Speaker: I mean this in the meanest way possible. But I see you as butcher. Oh, I like that. Actually, you know, I know. I know you're going to take it as a compliment. I know you're going to take it as a compliment. No, you're not an asshole. I know you're not wrong. Actually, you are 100 % right, but I'm still going to give you this. You.
Speaker: You're 100 % right. You're 100. You are absolutely 100 % right. I am butchered. Yeah, you would be. But I kind of see Tony as mother's mill. What? It's a good thing, trust me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's kind of a, he's the, hey, let's, let's keep it simple, stupid, kind of let's, let's do it right. Let's, you know, he's got to, he's, he's always got to be in control. He's, you know, all that fun shit.
Speaker: Yeah. No, you, you said, you know, Tony, that is a 100 % compliment. Yeah. By the way, mother's milk is, is, is also in the show. I love that guy, but he does get. He gets screwed over in here. Oh man.
Speaker: Oh, oh, shit. I forgot about that. Goddamn. Take your fucking Snapchat, Jeffrey. Jesus. Because I try to talk about this show with you, and you never check your Snapchat. Once I get a message, he just sends them. Exactly. No, he never checks his Snapchat. Like, he always - He checks his Snapchat, because he just tries to see your voice messages. Can we have a snack? Yeah, sure, whatever. No. You mean? No, you know,
Speaker: But no, Jeff, Jeff, I don't, I didn't take that as a, as a, uh, a dis in any way, shape or form. You are a hundred percent right. I am. You, you, you are the epitome of butcher. I mean, you, you're, you're, you're laser focused on, on it, you know, kind of thing when, and that's, that's, that was his whole bag. He was, he was laser focused on Homelander and the shit Homelander did. Yeah. But I mean, at the end of the day, he, he tries to do what's right for the people he cares about. Yeah.
Speaker: So now I 100 % agree with that. I am super psyched about the new season. I'm like, I'm in. I'm ready. I hate that I'm on the final episode. I only have 20 minutes left. Oh, bro. I hate it, man. When you finish it, call me. Trust me. Because I snapped at you, but you wouldn't open it.
Speaker: But now the ending of Peacemake kind of cracked me up too. You're late motherfuckers. Dude, can we mention the fact that the Dean had, right?
Speaker: Because I really liked him for the first time. How fucking funny is Black Noir in the cartoons? Holy shit. Dude staring at a blank stage. But yeah, he died, man. That was fucked up. Well, spoiler alert. Well, I mean, it's kind of obvious. What up, golf hog? What's up? Golf hog is silly.
Speaker: uh acknowledge your champion gulf i i do have to say acknowledge me homelander is the biggest dick man yeah but i think what he did to deep you're kind of liking no but what he did to deep with with the with the luncheon that was fucked up
Speaker: We just start talking about this goddamn show. We gotta stop talking about this. Ask your question. Nah, nah. I'll send you a message on snap. Bruh. All I know, all I know is, is... Random Rick, watch the boys on Prime. Random Rick was good. What's going on, Random Rick? I don't got the Triple H belt. You silly son of a bitch.
Speaker: I said goddamn stone stone cold Glick smoking the skull championship. Oh, hell yeah. Because Glick said so Tony, you know what I need you to do when I go on my rants. Give me this one favor. What? I go on my goofy ass rants. I just need you in the background when I stop for a second and go what? I'm not for you. Fuck you. I tried to I tried to I tried to like
Speaker: bring us together like DX or NWO. We got all the gold, brother. Yeah, we do got the gold. Chris, correct me if I'm wrong, but once Tony starts watching the boys, he's going to Snapchat us like crazy.
Speaker: I don't think I'll stop show this like crazy. Maybe not season one. Once again. But I think he's going to. I think he's going to snap this a little bit and go. He'll have some comments. He's going to be. I'm telling you. I slept on the show for a long time because I was like Tony. Tony's going to go make confessions for the first time in like 30 years.
Speaker: And when he finds out what he meant by you calling him the deep, he's going to fucking go all the way to Ohio and punch you in the face. I don't care. Hey, let me know you're coming to Ohio. I'll get a bottle of Crown Peach. I'll get a gangster finger. You can come punch me in the face. You can call me the deep motherfucker. Just like Huey and Butcher. You know, put your punch to Huey in your face. But Huey knew he deserved it.
Speaker: I'll just tell him who they've been rings or not. I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. The hashtag smoking skull glit belt. He called you being ready. From Chuck and Larry. Oh damn. Oh man. That one hurt me. I've been calling the worst on this show.
Speaker: No, but it's fine. I didn't recently watch that movie again. I was like, fuck. You're free as much as it pains me. Add stone cold to the, to the list. Oh, okay. Don't worry about it. You're not arrested. I'm going to need you to forget for Glick's own benefit. Oh, hell yeah. I had him do the list. This ain't the, this ain't the stone cold Steve Austin smoking skull belt no more.
Speaker: It's it's got a hashtag stone cold click belt. Oh hell yeah. I haven't said it wrong. It's the smoking skull click belt. It's literally right there in front of your face. I don't have my glasses on. I can't see. You know, excuses are like assholes, Chris. Everybody's got one and they all smell like ****
Speaker: You're literally another one. I can read it. I can read. I just can't see. The blind champion. Right. I I I don't be the boy. What was it? What was old boy called? Which one? The the little blanket. Which one? I don't know what he was called but Jesus Christ. He was like,
Speaker: Well, I was like, dick. But, um... Yeah, it's... With that being said, yeah. With that being said. Yeah, with that being said. You can't even get the words out. You can't read or talk. Jesus. I see. I didn't say with that being said. I didn't say, but, um, with that being said, Tony. But, um... It's my show. And I do everything.
Speaker: I tried to make amends. I tried to give you an olive branch. I want to see you once. I'll take a shower. You're supposed to tell me you're getting in the shower.
Speaker: Oh, hell yeah. Don't piss out the window, don't worry. Oh, fucking man. There's a tree right outside my window. Bathroom. Pissed the window. I wipe my ass with a leaf all the day. I'm in jail with R. Kelly. You do that shit. No, I won't, because I'm not pissing off people like R. Kelly was. Stick your dick out the window. I'm gonna piss on you.
Speaker: No, uh, I gotta say I never understood that. Yeah. Thanks. Thank you. Smoke. I appreciate you. That's why you're my boy at the end of the day, smoke and read later. Smoke's my guy. That's why I smoked my boy. Yeah. That's why you're glitching. You're 34. You silly sumbitch.
Speaker: I make fucking rules. I'm just living in it. Oh, here we are. I really do come across like an egotistical maniac on this goddamn podcast. Dude. On this show, you're a homelander. On this show, you're a homelander. In real life, you're a fucking butcher.
Speaker: Wow. Both assholes, but one of them is a political asshole. Yeah. Jeff said it right earlier. He's like, yeah, I know, like he's quiet, he's humble, he does his thing. Just a liar. And I'm like, what's his face? Tony needs to call me a liar.
Speaker: What's about that time boys? I believe you, I believe you.
Speaker: I don't know about you boys, but I don't know what it is lately. But by like 1030, I'm in bed. We're growing. We're growing with jobs. That's why. I'm too old. I'm too old to be doing this, too. The end's going to do a poacher Saturday night. That's how I feel. No, I just got to stay up Saturday night for a little bit. You noticed that, Rick? What's up?
Speaker: It's their fucking Jeff over there for the past 20 minutes. Oh yeah, wait now. Wait, I'm too late to take that. And I wasn't going to take it out. Fuck Jeff. Well, nobody says fucking Jeff anymore. Yeah, yeah. Well, Charlotte stopped commenting, so. Yeah, I said it.
Speaker: Don't get me started. Cause I'm going to speak out of turn and I shouldn't speak out of turn. No, no, no, no, I was going to say something. Can't wait to see number nine. Actually.
Speaker: We'll play Blacktop Mojo and I'll tell you guys in the after show. You're going to enjoy this little treat. But no, we do appreciate you guys listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out and much love to Prince of Chaos for hanging out with us tonight, man. We do appreciate him coming on board and shooting shit with us for a little bit. We'll be back Saturday night with a brand new episode.
Speaker: Yeah. Click will be in a new location. Well, not new location, but a new spot. I have my desk all set up. What? What about Fred? What? I mean, do I need to completely rearrange my room and put my desk over here so you guys can still see Frank? Yeah. Fuck my life. Jeff, come up here and help me move this dress. Yeah, I'm good. I'm late for anything.
Speaker: The only loser to be put on, I mean, musician, whatever. Anywho, that's funny. But no, we do appreciate y 'all listening and much love to my boy, my brother Prince of Chaos for coming in here and hanging out with us tonight. Hopefully we'll get him back on again down the road, get him to come in here and shoot shit and have fun and all that jazz.
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Speaker: We also got a pile. Jeff, you put that up there and I distracted me. We also got an email at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. And don't forget about the merch store at teespring .com slash nonsensical nonsense podcast. Get all your nonsensical nonsense gear right there. If you want to rock it out, let the people know about us, support us, all that fun jazz. I was going to say something. What was I going to say? It doesn't matter what you was going to say. Hit the button.
Speaker: Oh, shit. Jeff, we're going to have a meeting after the show about Tony D. We're going to put him back on the outside. He's still out on the show. He's just not a part of the family anymore. And I'm whispering. I'm just kidding. Tony D, you're a permanent member of the family. So just smoke. Smoke's a permanent member of the family. Word. Jodie's a member of the family.
Speaker: Word. Chaos is a member of the family. Word. The family's small, but the family's strong. Scrawl. As they say in Charleston. Scrawl. Yeah. Scrawl. Scrawl. Well, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We got a little blacktop mojo. We're going to end it like we always do.
Speaker: Go give our guys some love. Check them out wherever you stream music and on all social media at blacktop mojo and check out their tour schedule. They are currently on tour and they might be coming to a city, dear you. And if you like what you hear on the show, go check them out live because I promise you they are a hundred times better live than what you get on the show. Myself will be going to see them live in September. Looking forward to it. I can't wait. What that being said,
Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red She waits for spas and cool her wings and she commutes with the dance She throws the balls and drools
Speaker: I'm laid above my head as I begin to reach each step. Oh, I'm all gold in the sky. Take this back and fight. I wanna live far.
Speaker: Look on as she stops to feast There was a smile on her face as she walked by to leave Make the left to back her head as blood runs through
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs, too, for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a Ritz cracker pregnant with a cheese baby.
Speaker: All right, well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Yeah, bathroom key, all right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be $13 .62 and I'm gonna have to have it exact same, so we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. What's that? What's that? Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker: Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Speaker: Maybe you
Speaker: And that's a wrap you silly sumbitches. We appreciate y 'all listening and we appreciate y 'all hanging out as always. We do what we do. Hopefully we make you laugh. Hopefully we make you chuckle. Hopefully we'll just give you a goddamn escape from all the bullshit in the world. We are nonsensical nonsense. I'm not nonsensical nonsense. We are nonsensical nonsense. Okay. Tony said just the fuck I am. I'm Glick.
Speaker: Not sensible nonsense is a collaboration. We're the greatest faction known to mankind Tony D better than DX better than the NWO We are nonsensical nonsense And with that being said We got all the gold up in this bitch We appreciate y 'all listening. We'll see you Saturday night same nonsensical channel same nonsensical time Jeffrey
Speaker: Let them know. Deuces. Tony D. Tell these motherfuckers one time for me. Mother had ya. Mother made ya. Mother fuck ya. Oh, hell yeah. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Put the boy down. And I bought that. And I bought that.
