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3rd TASTE of Ep. #259: “2024: The Great RESIST" 

AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini

37 plays · Jan 3, 2024

*THIS WEEK:*  * DINKS attempt to think.  * “We Transfer” is a bit wee WOKE. * What Amateur Nation could (but won’t) learn from the Christmas classic, “Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer” OR—“Amateur Nation: YOU are, ‘The Island of Misfit Toys’”. *On “A la Carte”:*  I reveal photos of Miche—I mean, Mike Obama when HE was pregnant! Oh, wait, they don’t exist, Angelina Jolie prolly did some bad stuff, and the idea of “cultural appropriation” is full-tilt boogie amateur. *On “3 Pro Things”:* a TV show from the 70s hides the New World Order in plain sight, an expert reveals his “Most Hated Car of All Time”—here’s a hint, it’s NOT a combustible engine car, and a politician speaks out in support of “The Great RESIST”. *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL:“Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous *SUBSCRIBE* on Youtube for 60-second podcast previews every Thursday at 7 a.m. Eastern!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOh5fIZVQdT0VG2M59S0Vwg *WATCH* the parody song: “My Prez” on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIJjjZLd3q0 *WATCH* the parody song: “He’s So Stupid (And We Hate That)”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kT8nBvvPl8 *WATCH* the parody song: “Oh, Say AOC!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARSBDPysq5g&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=6 *WATCH* the parody song: “We Want LA”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vQOSyZRXts *WATCH* the video: “30 Things That Are Like Driving a Prius”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNKgabFyGMw *WATCH* the parody commercial: “Teachers Gone Wild!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWUEnfGQJKs&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=4 *DOWNLOAD the book!* https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08254WSV4 *Facebook:* https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainment  *Instagram:* https://www.instagram.com/lou.santini3/

Transcript

Speaker: Dink is the new amateur nation acronym for dual income, no kids.

Speaker: Listen to these two Dinks trying to not only sell you young millennial unmarried amateurs on Dink life, but also listen to their attitude.

Speaker: We're Dinks.

Speaker: We get into snobby hobbies like skiing and golfing.

Speaker: No, you don't get into snobby hobbies like skiing and golfing.

Speaker: By definition, your millennial amateur nation generation is lazy.

Speaker: You live on your phones, play video games, and whatever time is left, it's making crying videos in the front seats of your Nissan Leeds.

Speaker: Don't f*** them like cupcake and call it frosting.

Speaker: We're dinks.

Speaker: We still do it three times a week.

Speaker: No way!

Speaker: That's got to be the best 90 total seconds of your week.

Speaker: Make a cute little TikTok video for non-digs.

Speaker: You know, pros.

Speaker: We're pros.

Speaker: We don't feel the need to broadcast all of our feelings to reassure ourselves of how great our lives are for an audience.

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