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3rd TASTE of Ep. #259: “2024: The Great RESIST"  image

3rd TASTE of Ep. #259: “2024: The Great RESIST" 

S5 E259 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*THIS WEEK:* 


  • DINKS attempt to think. 
  • “We Transfer” is a bit wee WOKE.
  • What Amateur Nation could (but won’t) learn from the Christmas classic, “Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer” OR—“Amateur Nation: YOU are, ‘The Island of Misfit Toys’”.


*On “A la Carte”:*  I reveal photos of Miche—I mean, Mike Obama when HE was pregnant! Oh, wait, they don’t exist, Angelina Jolie prolly did some bad stuff, and the idea of “cultural appropriation” is full-tilt boogie amateur.


*On “3 Pro Things”:* a TV show from the 70s hides the New World Order in plain sight, an expert reveals his “Most Hated Car of All Time”—here’s a hint, it’s NOT a combustible engine car, and a politician speaks out in support of “The Great RESIST”.


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*WATCH* the parody song: “My Prez” on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIJjjZLd3q0

*WATCH* the parody song: “He’s So Stupid (And We Hate That)”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kT8nBvvPl8

*WATCH* the parody song: “Oh, Say AOC!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARSBDPysq5g&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=6

*WATCH* the parody song: “We Want LA”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vQOSyZRXts

*WATCH* the video: “30 Things That Are Like Driving a Prius”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNKgabFyGMw

*WATCH* the parody commercial: “Teachers Gone Wild!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWUEnfGQJKs&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=4

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Transcript

Introduction to DINK Lifestyle

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Dink is the new amateur nation acronym for dual income, no kids.

Promoting the DINK Lifestyle to Millennials

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Listen to these two Dinks trying to not only sell you young millennial unmarried amateurs on Dink life, but also listen to their

Are Skiing and Golfing Exclusive DINK Hobbies?

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attitude.
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We're Dinks.
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We get into snobby hobbies like skiing and golfing.
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No, you don't get into snobby hobbies like skiing

Criticism of Millennials

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and golfing.
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By definition, your millennial amateur nation generation is lazy.
00:00:26
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You live on your phones, play video games, and whatever time is left, it's making crying videos in the front seats of your Nissan

DINKs and Their Love Life

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Leeds.
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Don't f*** them like cupcake and call it frosting.
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We're dinks.
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We still do it three times a week.
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No way!

TikTok for Non-DINKs?

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That's got to be the best 90 total seconds of your week.
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Make a cute little TikTok video for non-digs.
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You know, pros.
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We're pros.
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We don't feel the need to broadcast all of our feelings to reassure ourselves of how great our lives are for an audience.