Nonsensical Nonsense 76 Once upon a time...

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Speaker: What is going on everybody? Welcome to Nonsense School Nonsense. Hopefully you guys can hear me okay. I'm in a little bit different location than normal. Hopefully you're having a good weekend.

Speaker: Everybody's doing all right. I see Mike's stuff in his face there. Breaking rule number one of podcasting, which I'm probably going to break here just shortly too, but that's beside the fact. But as always hanging out with you guys, we've got the big dog in the house, scarfing down some pockets or whatever. Jeffrey is somewhere where I don't know. I'm not that lucky. We might've, we might've done lost Jeff. I don't know what's going on.

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Speaker: you get your little podcast and jollies from and you fix it. Now, I don't know where Jeffrey is. Well, what's going on? But Michael, do you know the email and it would be helpful if you turn your mic on. Sorry, I had it's it's nonsensical nonsense at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. There's Jeffrey. Of course, he shows up. Yeah, no, I had a technical difficulty.

Speaker: I, well, I figured something was going on. I remember here just getting derailed and losing my train of thought. What's going on, Dick? What's going on? And I don't know if there'll be a special guest or not. There'll be a special guest watching live and in person. I am a little bit nervous about that.

Speaker: audience live in front of you? My parents were there last weekend and I've done it with my parents there in the past, but it's a little bit different situation. But you've known your parents? Yeah, exactly. But a couple things to start to show out with. First and foremost, this is a special request, but his name was Robert Paulson.

Speaker: His name was Robert Paulson. Michael? What was his name, Michael? His name was Robert Paulson. Oh my God, you're such a dick. That's what I said. That's exactly what I said, the free show. I was like, no, it's Dave's meatloaf. He took me a minute to realize that his name was Fight Club. Yes, but he was in Fight Club and on trending on

Speaker: Twitter for like 12 hours. Meet Loaf, uh, passed away. And trending on Twitter for like 12 hours was, his name was Robert Paulson. His name was Eddie. Oh my God. And Rocky Horror Picture. That man, that man has not only what the songwriter and song producer that he linked up with, I can't remember his name. What an amazing musical career. All right.

Speaker: and theatrical videos and everything like that. But he was also a really good actor to go with him. 100 movies to his credit. Yeah. He was in Black Dog with Patrick Swayze. Love that movie. He was in Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fight Clubs. He was in Tenacious B's, Pick a Destiny. He did a movie with Kristen Davis.

Speaker: in the 90s where he drove a truck and and he literally kind of kidnapped the girl but she didn't know she was kidnapped and her boyfriend was trying to get her back. I think it's called Toonalang Black Cop Genius movie and uh yeah the dude was awesome. Yeah he's in Wayne's World uh

Speaker: That's right. Dave, I mean, just, I mean, yeah, he's got movies for days on here. Blood Rain, he was in Blood Rain. Leap of Faith, I don't know if you guys remember that movie with, I believe, Steve Martin. Oh, really? Back in the day. 90, yeah, Steve Martin. Back in like 92. The dude was amazing. On top of that, when you hear, Meatloaf had a, almost,

Speaker: Operatic, you know as an opera voice. Yeah, and that song I mean he That's the whole theatrical rock music that kind of what he did it almost like a genre to himself exactly We were talking about that yesterday at work with one of the guys one of the professors at work Professor

Speaker: The professor's slumming it. I'll talk to the maintenance guy. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to talk to the maintenance guy, but, uh, now he came out and we were talking about something. He was like, Oh, did you hear me? And I was like, yeah, I was actually a fan. I loved his music and everything. But, uh, yeah, I know. Uh,

Speaker: Not only that, not only did he had an amazing musical career at the movies, but something that I mentioned to you, Chris, a couple episodes ago, he was actually there when Kennedy was shot. Yeah, we talked about that.

Speaker: Yeah, him and his buddy were actually going to Parkland Hospital, and a Secret Service guy flagged him down, and they each had a third of the $5 bill the Secret Service guy gave them for driving him to the hospital. Oh, I've seen a meme today. And it was Betty White and Bob Saget in heaven. And Bob Saget asked Betty White what she wanted for dinner.

Speaker: And she said me love. Nice. Speaking of speaking of the dick already. I know. Well, speaking of Betty White, if you're on a laptop, go into Google and in your Google search type Betty White and wait. Once you hit one, because what happens when it comes up, a couple of hearts pop up.

Speaker: across the screen and it says, thank you for being a friend. It doesn't do it on the cell phone. My wife, my wife, it didn't work on her cell phone, but it did work on my laptop. And it was really cool. So don't worry about that. Don't worry about it. Have Putty enjoy your kids. Yeah, no, but he was away. You don't, you don't, you don't hit enter. You just put it in. No, you hit enter, enter. So then it goes into a search. See if it works.

Speaker: It just American actress. So some pictures. Yeah. I didn't come up on my phone either. I might not do it anymore. It only did a temporary thing. So what's going on, Tony D what's up, sir. Uh, how we doing, Tony?

Speaker: speaking of accomplishments and a little a little kudos uh mike you're still new to this but i suppose i can give you some kudos include you uh shout out guess what we guess what we did yesterday as far as the podcast goes i'm not sure whatever a thousand downloads nice for the podcast um

Speaker: acres, Spotify, and whatnot. I don't know what the numbers are. 100 % for Apple or all that, but just a little heads up for you. We are listening to you in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 countries.

Speaker: Wow. Australia, France, India, Brazil. Thank you, Tina. We got lessons in India. That's awesome. Germany, Mexico, and of course, the United States. Mexico's me. And maybe my neighbors. But that's pretty cool.

Speaker: So, uh, 65 % of our listeners use Spotify. So, you know, I'm just looking at some numbers today. I haven't looked at the numbers in a while and I seen that and I wanted to say, Hey, good job guys. A little shout out right on the back. You know, we got a thousand downloads. I didn't think we would ever hit 10 downloads, let alone a thousand. So it's not a big, what episode is this? 76? 75, 76.

Speaker: Consider we've made it this far. It's impressive. That's pretty cool. Nice little shout out. So good job, guys. Let's keep that up and keep those numbers. And our listeners are growing too every day, just so you guys know. Like literally every day we have more.

Speaker: more people that are following us, more people that are listening. Every show has more and more listens, which leads to previous shows. So that's us. I will take all the credit. It would be interesting to know what shows got the most listens. I have all the analytics. No, I'm just saying in general. Our very first show has by far the most listens. Oh, and that's like the worst example of the show.

Speaker: right? The reason why it has the reason why it's the worst is because we didn't know what the fuck we were doing yet. We still don't know what the fuck we're doing. What do you mean by yet?

Speaker: That first episode, Chris and I spent the entire episode talking over each other. Yeah, Jeff really did not shut the fuck up that episode. I don't think I got more than maybe 10 words in that entire... I think he spent 75 % of the time talking about a fucking car in his driveway. I don't know what... I don't know. That doesn't happen now. I don't know what you guys are talking about.

Speaker: No, we've come a long way. We've gotten better. Mikes come onto the show. We're going through some growing pains. But we still put out big stuff. We put out big shows. I just wanted to say congratulations to you guys, because obviously I could have done it on my own. So we don't know. Obviously. I am the star. Oh, that's a nice little pat on the back for us. What's going on, Facebook? That's being said.

Speaker: Uh, we have a starting five tonight, gentlemen. Let me just pull up my, uh, collar better so we can actually get into it. That I'm going to tell you right now. I have not even created a list. I have not either, oddly enough. I am 100%. It's so easy to just rattle things off. Yeah. I think Mike's in the same boat. Right, Michael?

Speaker: Oh, yeah. We're just this. So this is all about it. This list, I haven't thought about it either. I've been a little sidetracked this week, especially the last couple of days. Yeah, what is that? I see a smile on my face. But we have to decide who got final last.

Speaker: So what is our starting point? I was explaining it to my wife, and the starting five sounds like this is the best way of saying it. If the three of us were going to sit down in movies, and we have an infinity table, which is an infinity table as anything you want on is onset table. Well, you can only grab five things. What do you grab? So it is top starting five snacks.

Speaker: I can't read it because I can't see at the moment.

Speaker: that you would you know and that's candies chips sodas well not sodas but uh edibles not edibles as in you know laced with weed but um edible snacks that you can have that is store -bought or homemade that you would eat during a movie so who's going first well that was the question is like who won

Speaker: Who got last? I mean, Mike and I tied. I think we decided you would get the first pick. OK. So you have been one yet. You're changing the rules up again. No, no, no, no, no. Is it all theater snacks or is it all snacks in general as long as you buy it? It's snacks in general. OK. Snacks in general. So it's, I mean, it's like, let's say we're sitting on Chris's couch to watch a movie.

Speaker: Hey, Mom, we're good. And you want snacks. I mean, you can have whatever you want to drink. I'm the only snack on that couch, and neither one of you have me.

Speaker: So like, for instance, like Mike's gonna run into the kitchen, he's gonna make nachos, you know, and those nachos are for Mike. And I'm gonna grab X from table, you know? Okay, so you only get five picks from said table. So as my first pick, I'm gonna go with the ultimate candy. It is something that I can't keep in the house because of the simple fact

Speaker: everyone houses if i buy them and that is Reese's peanut butter cups oh nice i'm gonna ride with stack of 10 of those motherfuckers so that'll love it peanut butter and chocolate oh yeah who's at a house now i'm at a yeah i'm at a house joe what do you think i'm at

Speaker: So, so Jeffrey Sagan Reese's, Mike, I told you that you had nothing to worry about with your pickups. Yeah. So Michael, what is your? Well, I need to ask the grand master of the top five. Yeah, go ahead. Does pussy count? Because that's my ultimate favorite snack. No, it does not. It is not. Really? Because that's the one thing that Chris and I don't want to see while watching a movie is you eating pussy.

Speaker: Oh, you guys are once again, we're all sitting down to watch a movie on Chris's couch. And what snacks are you going to have? And like, once again, I don't want to see, I don't mind. Just one episode, just one episode, one episode, one episode. No, we all know, we all know. Unlike some of you fuckers, it's been a while for me. Okay. So.

Speaker: That's the only snack I want to eat. That's one through five. But in the spirit of the list, all right? Yes, better. In the spirit of the list, what I really want to put in my mouth isn't available. So it will be popcorn. OK, butter, no butter. Oh, extra butter. Extra butter.

Speaker: You're giving me Forest Whitaker. Homemade would be for trouble. Yes. Huh? You're giving me Forest Whitaker eye at the beginning of the show. Exactly. So Chris, what are you going to go for for your draft? So we got popcorn and Reesey comes off the table, huh? Yeah. I win. I win, because that's all I need to put on there, right, Ken? I'm down.

Speaker: I already told you certain people aren't even allowed to vote anymore, Michael. So. I'm going to go with one of my favorites. You know, as we said, I don't eat a whole lot of snacks, but it seems to be my go -to. The old fashioned regular nacho cheese Doritos. What's going wrong with some Doritos? And when I do eat Doritos,

Speaker: I will fuck around and put an entire bag away and not even realize. Oh, not even trying. Not even realize it. I'm just, until I hit the bottom of the bag, it's like, Oh, they're so tasty. Yes. Then you get the Dorito finger. Yes. The only better thing, the only thing that is better than the Dorito figure is the stinky pinky.

Speaker: Oh, there's some, there's a, I'm going to go to the far split of grime for you. All right. Okay. So we got nacho cheese are off. We got Reese's. We got Reese's peanut butter or popcorn. Sorry. Uh, and nacho cheese Doritos. Now that does not exclude nachos or that does not exclude Doritos.

Speaker: It does not exclude popcorn with caramel corn, as in you can still have your barbecue dritos or stuff like that. So for my next two, I'm going to go with, and I thought about this. I was thinking about this today.

Speaker: He's avoiding you, Joe. Did Jeff freeze? Yeah, I think so. Right as he was going to reveal is two and three. Oh, OK. Hey, Betty. Oh, yeah, you probably got your sort of carries at 3D degrees. I love those. Oh, I was so happy when they brought those back, man. And I see them. I stopped at a truck stop. It was when I was still.

Speaker: delivering auto parts. When they first came back and I stopped at the trick stop and I seen them and I was just like, oh, I grabbed like four bags. Right. Right. I was so happy. I saw them at Walmart and I was like, damn it, I don't have the money, but you paid in my belly. What's going on with Jeffrey? What is going on? I don't know what happened to Jeffrey. Yeah. He like completely froze up. Is he, is he, uh,

Speaker: See, crashing out like I did too, like I did before. Yeah, he might. He might be. Hopefully he's rebooting and then he'll come back in and stuff. I'm going to, I'm going to remove him and then I will. Okay. Okay. And then I'll add him back and see if that works. Yeah. See if that works. I am in a different location as well. So you're not the only one in a different location. Yeah. You're at your parents aren't you? Yeah. I'm at my parents. I mean, I'm in.

Speaker: I'm in my dad's man cave. Nice. And, uh, he's lost and confused. I don't know what kind of freaky shit they'd be getting into. Like I would suggest, I would suggest not going through any of your parents stuff while you're down there. I don't, I don't, I don't get it. I don't know what they'd be doing there.

Speaker: Let me do that and then let me do that and see if that helps maybe bring him back in. We're trying to get Jeffrey. And we're trying to get Jeffrey. He's lost. Yeah. I wonder if he's had issues like Beardy Gang, Beardy Gang, just because of Beardy Gang. I don't have any of my stuff here.

Speaker: I didn't bring, I don't have anything. I didn't bring my oils or nothing. So my beard is just, this is just wake up in the morning. Tonight. What are you trying to say? I have an amazing beard, sir. Just a little untamed and a little wild from time to time. Well, it's, there's no reason to, uh, like you lady, tame it. I don't have my number one snack.

Speaker: Hey, with the rate you go, you won't be there. Ever. Oh, I know. I know. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it every time. I will block it

Speaker: I don't know if we should go ahead and oh, his power apparently went out. Oh, shit. So we're going to have to go on to a different venue, huh? I'm going to find out. Hopefully it's just a little

Speaker: A little blip. Um, so anyways, yeah. Well, man, this would not be nonsensical nonsense if we didn't have some kind of fuckery and technical difficulties to just, especially after I was stressing the hell out earlier, because, you know, I knew we had to do the show tonight. I was like, well, Mike's going to be the news. Jeff's got to handle music and, and, uh, uh, the top 10. And I'm just going to turn the camera on like they typically do and just be here.

Speaker: And I was freaking out about that. Okay. Everything's back on. He's waiting to get loaded back up. All right. Not that I don't think you guys are capable of doing the show and me just sitting back and being lazy like YouTube, but it's still, it's my baby. So, you know, I get a little, a little nervous, you know,

Speaker: And I was stressed a little bit, and I was also told the rules for me being where I'm still at tonight was that I can only stay again if I did the podcast because the podcast is important. Does somebody actually support my podcast now?

Speaker: I see. So welcome back Jeffrey. I don't know. Sorry. My power. My power went out. I had. It was all part of the mystique and the grand. The grand entry. Yeah. The TV showish like grand finale. Find out next week.

Speaker: My number two pick is... Find out next Tuesday. Oh, that's awesome. Well, my number two pick was the Patch Kids. Sour Patch Kids. Yes. Yeah, if you're six. Let me go ahead. Hi, Prince. I'm going to step on you, bud. I'm hanging out with Prince. I like sour candy. I like sour candy as well.

Speaker: I was, I thought about Sour Patch Kids. I also thought about Lemon Heads. Oh, I see you can still use Lemon Heads. I like Lemon Heads. I like Chewy Lemon Heads. I like Sour Patch Kids too, but I don't eat a whole lot. So, so, so your number two pick is Sour Patch. What about number three? Give me one second, because my, my, listen a second.

Speaker: So number three, I'm going to go with peanut M &Ms. What is it? Peanut M &Ms. Nice. Is there any other kind of M &Ms? Exactly, right? I mean, that's good. Oh, there's almond.

Speaker: There's pretzels, there's caramel, there's. Actually, I forgot about the caramel and M &M gun changes the fucking game when they made those caramel M &Ms. Boy, I'll tell you what. Absolutely. I had tried the gluten. How's it going? Absolutely. Yeah. So I went with the peanut M &Ms. So he's here. Look, two and three. Betty.

Speaker: Jeff is the only one that had three picks. Me and Glitch still have one. And then he's doing all candy. And my first pick got thrown right out. Because I would have won the game. Anyways. Oh, it's my turn. I don't know.

Speaker: To pick Actually, honestly like Jeff kind of threw me for a loop on that on the sour patch kids. I really That's right up there. Yeah, that was right up there. I would say for me personally, I would say uh gummy bears and

Speaker: Nice. Very good. It's a classic thing. I love gummy candy. Yeah, the gummy. We'll just say gummy candies in general. So that... Yeah, we'll just do it. Yeah, okay. That's fine. Yeah, I was going to say that way. We'll do gummy. Because gummy bears, gummy worms. Yes. But my personal favorite is Phoboro. Oh, yeah. Or however you pronounce him.

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Speaker: pork rinds with cheesy bacon ranch dip. Not a big pan of pork rinds. And I don't like salt and vinegar. I'm not either. I love salt and vinegar. I love salt and vinegar. But what you guys like? All right, so. Yeah, that's what we're doing. What I would get, what I would want. And that combo. We're doing salt and vinegar pork rinds.

Speaker: That combo with the dip, it's really good. I was going to say, just dumb it down and just put pork rinds, I guess, or salt and vinegar pork rinds or whatever, because Jeff already has a hard enough time condensing everything. I don't think anybody else is going to pick pork rinds. Yeah, it's hard enough to make everything fit. So I'm just more of a list, but we heard with you. Yeah. Yeah, with cream cheese and hot sauce, yeah, that's up there.

Speaker: So we got to come in. I mean, like I said, I'm not a fan of pork rinds in general, but I do like the salt and vinegar. That's awesome. Oh, I had a buddy. I had a buddy that used to make it homemade and he had put extra shit on there. And that stuff was bananas. B -A -N -A -N -A -S. All right. I had to spell it. My favorite snack just walked in the door.

Speaker: Like, I'll have fucked up, we got the cops called on me. I see. I see. Is she in the uniform? That is the question. She just got, she had their way of doing that. See, that's dangerous. Trust me, I know. So, Christopher, number two. Oh, yeah. I already told you my number two. No, it's perfect. No, you didn't. No. All right, who got this?

Speaker: No, you get it. Yeah. It's just one thing. No, my number one, no, you're number two. That can't count. Oh, my bad. They don't have salt and vinegar flavored cup. Number two, I'm going to go with Airheads. Airheads, guys. Airheads. Yeah. What? And number three. And number three.

Speaker: Let's go with, get old fashioned Starburst. The original Starburst. Original, okay. I was gonna ask a question. I mean, do you want the fruit or the original or what's the other, it's tropical? They've got 975 other flavors of Starburst. Just the OG Starburst, man. Especially the yellow. Okay.

Speaker: Well, I have to go back into the chips pile. Really? I'm going to dig back into the chips pile. Would Starburst get all reds? I was like, holy shit, I love this. But, um, yeah, it's like the guy with the gummy bear. I don't know. I used to, candy doesn't like make me hyper. Candy like mellows me out, calms me out. So I, uh, I never was so sad.

Speaker: have wings too I said that sounds like a fat guy excuse no just never I never got I never got sugar rushes I know whenever I break up with a girl I would get like the big bag of starburst and just pop them in my mouth well I'm going to dive into

Speaker: I'm going to change it up a little bit. This is still a snack, and I'm sure neither one of you thought about it, but I'm going to go with the all -time favorite, ice cream. Technically a snack. And the flavor, and normally I wouldn't pick this, flavor.

Speaker: I recently discovered it like a year ago, and now that's the only ice cream I eat. It is the Nestle Crunch flavored. So it's like a crunch bar in chocolate ice cream. It's awesome. I'm with Tina, mint chocolate chip. I feel like mint chocolate chip's good, but it's so damn overrated. But that Nestle Crunch Bar ice cream,

Speaker: Yeah. Holy shit, dude. That ain't no joke, boy. That ain't no joke. That's the only problem I have with it. It doesn't have nuts in it. I was, I, if I, since I already picked it, I'm not going to do that. You look like you want, you want all the nuts, don't you? But Nestle's crunch bars don't have nuts in them. I like most tracks better. Most tracks ice cream has miniature Reese's cups in it, but I can't get it. But Nestle's crunch bars don't have, they don't have nuts in them though.

Speaker: that we've talked about several times. They've got that Nestle's Crunch ice cream, the pints, two for $4. I guess who buys two of them at a time when he buys some?

Speaker: Well, like I said, I mentioned it to one of the episodes back. I mentioned it to Chris. I said, dude, this stuff is fire. It's awesome. And I'm not even a chocolate guy. I'm not a big chocolate guy. Yeah. It's just the one that's already on his third chocolate on his list, not a chocolate guy. But if you check, all the chocolate stuff I have has peanut butter in it, with the exception of the ice cream. It has nuts in it because you like nuts. Hey.

Speaker: They have nuts because you like nuts. Yeah. I could tell just by looking at you. You like the little readers and some tiny nuts. What is your number for, Michael? Damn it. I'm going to go with king size since you wanted to be all technical last week.

Speaker: I'm going to go with king size fast break bars. Oh, those fast break bars are so good. You probably never had them. They probably don't have them down there. It's like a Reese's cup and a Kit Kat had a baby. And what's it called? He just naughty adoned himself. He just naughty adoned himself. It's called Reese's fast break. Fast break.

Speaker: Yep, Reese's Fast Break. They are really good. And they have nuts in them, Jeffrey. Oh, I think I've seen those. Yeah. Yeah, no, we haven't here. King size nuts. No, that's what Jeff likes, lady. Lady. All right, we'll go ahead and put, for the first time, I will put chocolate on my list. And much like Michael, I will go with the king size.

Speaker: Because you're not yourself when you're hungry, Michael. So I'm going to need you to eat your snickers. Snickers. And calm the fuck down. Because you're a little rambunctious tonight. You know what? I like snickers. There's a reason why. There's a reason why I'm a little rambunctious, but I am not going to talk about it. The only problem I have with snickers is I can't

Speaker: I can't eat a whole one. It's too sweet. It's really sweet, but it's one of the few chocolate candy bars that I like. It's about the only main straight up candy bar that I eat. Okay, for vine number five, I am gonna go with just, I'm gonna go into the kitchen and I'm gonna make me a plate of nachos with jalapenos. So it's nachos.

Speaker: They've always been Snickers over here as far as I know of but on the back of the On the back of the wrapper. They they had different things like marathon and stuff like that But it's always been stickers as far as I know here in the States Ladies over stickers

Speaker: Oh, okay. She asked if Snickers were originally called Marathon over there. She's in Scotland, I believe, right? No, they've always been Snickers in the sticks. Yeah, that's right. I've always known them as Snickers. Yeah. It was a tough stuff between Snickers and another candy bar that I really liked, but Snickers is... Well, you still have one more. ...is kind of my go -to.

Speaker: Um, so when it comes to snacks, I'm kind of like a basic guy because I'm not a big snack eater. And usually if I do eat snacks, that becomes my meal. So, you know, um, it's quick. Does it break time? No. Um, no, more like 20 because it took forever for you to start it.

Speaker: Uh, I'm going to go with the good old fashioned brick of, um, brick up. Are you going to let me talk or, or, or what? Somebody's aggressive tonight. Jesus. He loves you. Uh, I'm going to go with the good old fashioned brick of, uh, pepper Jack cheese.

Speaker: and uh triscuits crackers and summer sausage okay that's all I have to read in time somebody's changing and summer sausage

Speaker: really you're gonna make fun of this guy because of his nuts and you're over there picking summer sausages. Yeah exactly. I like summer sausages. I got some sausages to put in your hand. Yeah yeah see yeah tell him like tell him shut the hell up. He forgets who the host is sometimes around here. So so you went you went not to his number five

Speaker: Yes. You ate summer sausage number five? Well, he went pepper jack cheese. No. Oh, combo. Another combo. Triskets crackers. Okay. I can't type in Triskets. It's too much. It'll be, I won't be able to make it small. Okay. Okay. Oh, I want to, I want to, I want to see your, I want to see your cheese and crackers with another cheese and crackers combination. That's better.

Speaker: But yeah, extra sharp. I, I, I change it up. Kind of like a cheese baby. The best part of the coffee comes off at the end. Nailed it.

Speaker: Yeah, you know what? Try to do it along with it. It's not as easy as it sounds. It is tough to do it. I was saying something like that. Well, this isn't my number five pick. I'm debating here because, again, I didn't have a list. But now that you did the triskets and the cheese,

Speaker: Right? That's a good, that's not good. That's good, but there's a better cheese and cracker combination. Oh, shots fired ladies and gentlemen. You're going to do the canned cheese? No, no, no. Fuck that. And that canned cheese, don't shit on that canned cheese, it's awesome. What the hell are those crackers called? Oh God, I can't think of the name of them. My favorite triscuits would be olive oil. You talk about like riffs?

Speaker: No, not Ritz. Ritz are awesome. Ritz are awesome just by himself. Yeah, Ritz are OK. Ritz are OK. No, they are. The problem with this list is it's taking me forever. OK. OK. So because this is, I've done candy this whole time. So I'm going to go ahead and do this little combination for you. The club crackers, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Little soft, yellow, buttery club crackers. Yeah, I remember those. Yeah. And Colby Jack cheese. Yes.

Speaker: And you can throw summer sausages on there if you want, but you don't need the summer sausage. The club crackers and Colby Jack cheese are perfect. An Amish Colby Jack, now you don't have to get that specific, but like an Amish Colby Jack and those club crackers, it's like a little bit of heavy. Cheese! Cheese! See that, that was, I couldn't remember the name until, what the fuck is summer sausage? Well,

Speaker: It's when you think you dink out in the summertime. No. Kind of walk around. That's what woke Jeff does. All right. Summer sauce is a delectable little snack. Here's what killed me. Because I wasn't even thinking along with the actual food line. Food line like you guys. My number five pick is going to be probably one of my favorite candies of all time. I mean, it's so hard to find them. Do you guys remember the Rolos? Little chocolate with caramel. Oh, yes.

Speaker: I love those things and I don't know why they're so hard to find anymore. But every time I see a package or every time I'm in a gas station or a truck stop or whatever and I see some, I grab me a couple of packages. Oh, yeah. Well, one of the things that does it's not nut rages, but it's another one. But it's like I really love it. But I did. I did fast break instead because I have yet to open up. It doesn't have caramel everywhere.

Speaker: Yeah, you know, that's why it comes down to how long it's been on the shelf. And it's got Reese's Pieces in it, too. It's like caramel, chocolate, peanut butter, and Reese's Pieces. And it's like amazing. But it's just so messy. Some people don't want to go to big care. Ooh. Ledy, Ledy, Ledy said, would you love anybody enough to give up your last robo? That is tough.

Speaker: That is, that is, that is pretty tough. I'm going to tell you something. So I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you something. I went to, I went to, this is Friday. I went to the gas station. I hadn't eaten all day because I forget. And they had a grilled chicken. No, it was fried chicken club. So it had Colby Jack cheese on it. It had bacon. It was a bun.

Speaker: I loaded that thing up with pickles, onions, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, mustard, it was perfect. That's the one thing that's weird about Mexico, is anytime I go to McDonald's with the fam,

Speaker: Everybody picks their pickles off their fucking hamburgers and gives them meat. No, I love my pickles. I'm the only one in the household who eats fucking pickles. It is so weird. Extra pickles. I can't keep pickles at my house. I'm actually surprised I didn't put pickles on the list. Before COVID bullshit, they had McDonald's. They had that circle table at

Speaker: McDonald's, that they had extra pickles, you know, pump ketchup and shit. And I would literally empty that pickle thing onto my tray and just take it back to my table. Because they're awesome. Right. And I do. And like McDonald's pickles does taste like ass. I do not like pickles either. Back to back to the story. I had this thing loaded up to the nines.

Speaker: And the kids weren't hungry. I had Catherine and Samantha with me. And we're hungry. We're about to pick up John. And then I'm eating this thing. And I'm telling you, it's like the best chicken sandwich I had in a long time. And I'm not a huge chicken eater. And I'm loving this thing. I was McDonald's. I'm loving it. And then Samantha puts her arm around my arm.

Speaker: It's just, Daddy, I'm hungry. Can I have the last bite? And I'm just going, I'm a fat man. It's all gone, sorry. I'm a fat man. And you asked me, what if I could share? Cardinal rule number one, you never. And I handed her. I handed her. I handed her.

Speaker: the rest of my sandwich and I said Samantha I just want you to know one thing she's like what daddy I said I love you so much because I'm a fat man and I just shared my food and this was like the best chicken sandwich I ever had in gas station food sucks but not today I handed it to her she's like oh thanks daddy

Speaker: Always do the same thing. I sit there when they ask for the last bite. I look at it and I go, all right, shove it in my mouth and go, sorry. You're right, Tony. I'll tell you. That's really what it was. If she hadn't put her hand around my arm, it would have been like a note. Man, I'll eat shit out of some gas stations. I have no judgment when it comes to gas stations. I know it'll be the desert.

Speaker: Since we're getting ready to go to break, let me go ahead and recap the starting five snacks. Yeah, we've still got a few minutes to break, but go ahead and recap. So Chris went with Dorito's nacho cheese, Airhead's starburst originals, king -size Snickers, and the Club Crackers and Colby Jack cheese. Michael went with popcorn with extra butter, gummy bears, or gummy food in general, song vinegar pork rinds, king -size Reese's fast break, and the pepper jack cheese and summer sausage.

Speaker: And I went with Reese's peanut butter cups, Sour Patch Kids, peanut M &Ms, ice cream from Nestle Crunch flavor, and nachos with jalapenos. So I will get that. Let's put up as soon as possible. Top five snacks. Oh, and I will, as a FYI, my taste changed daily.

Speaker: So that was just what I was built tomorrow. I wouldn't even want to eat any of it. Well, that's why I agreed for everybody. Did none of us make a list? We all just pulled that out of our ass. And that was literally out of our asses, out of our ass. Because it's not something you really look up. It's not something you can look up. No, it's just for in the moment. We literally just came up with that off the top of our head, Tony. Yeah.

Speaker: I mean, maybe, maybe the summer sausage and cheese and crackers. Tony, real quick. Yeah, Mike's all right. But I have hot tamales. All of those are good. Tony, send me a quick five on here. So Mike. And just to give you guys a little FYI on the starting five, basically,

Speaker: When you go on to Facebook or perhaps or not necessarily have Facebook or Snapchat or TikTok or Instagram or whatever, all you're doing is voting on which list you like the best. You're not voting on the person that you wish you could sleep with because he wears a dress and takes his shirt off and copies my haircut and my beard and all my videos. He's basically a wish version of me. You're voting on the best list.

Speaker: That's not a shot at two, Mike. That's a shot at five particular ladies that watch this podcast. I will have you know. I'm with you on that. I will not eat. My, my friends, they are my friends. But they vote who they like the best. And I'm sorry. Who they like the vote. It's not who they like the best.

Speaker: You did not get Betty's boat because you put Rocky Horror Picture Show on there. And I put Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I was honest. By Johnny Depp. That's the reason why I got it. The first time we did this and I was there, the first time I was there, I didn't get her vote. So you cannot say that. They vote their conscience. Vote their conscience, my ass. They do.

Speaker: But it sounds like you're guilty, but someone that won last week, for someone that won last week and still crying. Oh, I'm not crying. Well, it looks like you're crying because you won last week. You're like, shut your arm out, then let's keep on going. We'll see how this week goes. I'm just letting you know. Hey, guys, I got to say, Tony, did you pull out the runts? Oh, I like that. Chewy runs are way better than regular runs.

Speaker: Oh, and I figured I didn't have her vote this week either. So, because Jeff did Sour Patch Kids, I guarantee it. She's voting for Jeff this week. And to be fair, and to be fair, you, uh, you, uh, you kind of, I was going to do Sour Patch Kids.

Speaker: I do do Sour Patch Kids. Really? I love Sour Patch Kids, yeah. I was going to do that. Yeah. Once again, Tony isn't in the running. I'm going to give his list. So he went with Mike and Ike's Hot Tamales, white cheddar Doritos, which sounds awesome, by the way.

Speaker: I've never had those. I'm with Tony on every day except for the Mentos. Ask me what? It was the topic.

Speaker: Tony's list? Okay. Mike and Ike's. Hot tamales. White cheddar Doritos. Spearmint Mentos and ruts. Oh, Jeff, when you when you did the picture and you posted on to Facebook or whatever, try to get a good pick. It's not blurry. Yeah, and then either make a separate post on Twitter or I'll make a don't don't do the sheriff it because it makes

Speaker: Don't copy? Yeah, it makes a pain in the air. Okay. I feel like I want to try that. It is our top five favorite snacks list. It'll be posted tomorrow on Facebook. And then maybe tomorrow evening when I get home, it'll be, I'll get it onto all the other social media. I'll get it on Snapchat and TikTok as well. I haven't had Mike and Isaac forever. Damn. Right? Right, Leggy?

Speaker: I did I did a tick tock well Kind of like that with the Mentos and and come on. Yes It's funny as shit No, but so there's your list folks. Yes, it will be up. I will I got everything I got to do last week's I did not stick and I got a bunch of shit for it and

Speaker: Dude, you... You sure won last week. Good shirt was stolen last week. That was so bad. What did I tell you? I didn't catch it. Because my Grammarly didn't catch it. Yes. It was so bad. I was like, oh... My spell checker didn't take it. I think your spell checker was drunk last week or something. I need to... It was bad. Can you get those? I've never seen a white cheddar Doritos. I want to try that.

Speaker: They're so good. Now see, I'm a cool ranch guy. I love cool ranch, but I can't buy them here. I have to, I can only buy them once in a blue moon from a certain store and when they have them because they're imported and they cost 10 bucks a bag. So I've really got to be in the mood for it. Good. Um, Betty wants to know that when you post it on TikTok and stuff, could you just click on the name? What I meant to say, thank you, Mike and Betty.

Speaker: So when we post on TikTok, I'll put down in the comments all three of our, all four of our names. And all you guys have to do is like, just like the name. You don't have to put a comment or just like who you think wins. So it, Mike, Tony D says they're in the organic aisle. Really? The white, see, I like taco flavored Doritos. Yeah. The white, you know, cheese dip. I'm with you on that, Tina. I also like Cool Ranch.

Speaker: I think, I think cool. Yeah. The bag goes too fast, but it almost, it almost went on the list. But like I said, this list is, you know, don't think that you got, you know, you don't think you got me figured out.

Speaker: You know, because I change it tomorrow. You know, I just. No, agreed. Agreed. Today's one of us tomorrow. Oh, this is like a fly. I'm going to move through it. No, but I mean, but what Mike's saying is that today I might be craving Cool Ranch Doritos. Tomorrow, I want, you know, I want popcorn. You know? But the nachos? The nachos? That's because they're imported. They don't manufacture them here in Mexico. So I can only get them imported.

Speaker: Well, same without do and without being said before we beat this horse too much. Yes, it's dead. It's gone. List will be posted tomorrow. I own some Facebook. And then it'll be posted everywhere else. Five Monday at the leaders. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, Sundays have come to take, since I spend so much time on my computer, I basically take Sundays and I just leave the fucker closed. See, I know you, right? Yeah. If it was social media only, probably not. But since I work on my computer and I sit in front of my computer eight hours a day, if not more, plus the podcast, I'm sick and tired of making it.

Speaker: There's only a couple people that get any of my attention on Sunday. So. So here. YouTube being lucky enough to get my attention. I don't know how much longer I'm going to let you have my attention on. Well, shut the fuck up. The thing is, I only watch YouTube on my TV. It's straight through my PlayStation. That's the only place I watch YouTube.

Speaker: Let's go ahead and - Let's go ahead and - I do. I do my streaks and then after that there's only like three or four people I talk to. Can I do a separate streak outside of the streak that you're sending to the 40 other women that you're talking to right now? Because it really concerns me when I get the Snapchat good morning from you and you're like, good morning. You may not be feeling - Morning people. You're amazing and you're pretty and don't let anybody tell you any differently. Just because there's clouds now don't mean that the sun won't shine up.

Speaker: You are amazing. I do want you to and I have guys on my snapchat and they get that too. It was like quit making me out to look like I'm this douchebag.

Speaker: Mike, I have a request during break. Take a fucking Snickers, dude. Jesus Christ. You're so aggressive today. There's a reason for that. Jesus. But yeah, let's take a break real quick, guys. We'll come right back. Got a little black top moto joke, mainly because I love this new song and it seems like everybody else. Oh my God, it's so good. I want to do a little striking for the break. So we'll be right back here in just a few minutes, guys.

Speaker: Good morning. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,

Speaker: And we got news and top 10 and God knows what else is going to happen. But enjoy a little like that mojo. Oh God, I'm just over here breaking everything. Don't mind me. Why have you turned all the way down?

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: This is... I don't even know what you're talking about. I don't even know what you're talking about. I don't even know what you're talking about. I don't even know what you're talking about. I don't even know what you're talking about. I don't even know what you're talking about.

Speaker: is gone

Speaker: Yeah, they got you, Joe. All right, and welcome back to Nonsense Go Nonsense, guys.

Speaker: Hopefully you've enjoyed the show so far. I'm Blit, hanging out with Jeffrey and Michael, maybe. I don't know if Michael's here or not. Maybe he'll be here. I think we need to - They did get me on that only because I went outside for a smoke, because I'm not on the smoke. Dude, they almost got me. And I came back in, and it was like going quiet. I was like, oh, cool, perfect. I'm trying to time out quickly. They always got me. I was finishing up going to the restroom and whatnot. And then I heard it, and I was like, oh, god.

Speaker: Oh shit, so I'm spreading back in here. But no, hopefully you guys are enjoying the show. Mike, you're frozen for a second with smoke coming out of your mouth. I look really cool. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show so far tonight. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all social media at Nonsense for Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube.

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Speaker: I was talking in my throat. Geez.

Speaker: That's it. I'm shutting down Snapchat. Fuck it. I'm deleting this shit. No, don't be a baby. Did you eat your stinkers? Because it doesn't sound like it. I got onto my kids. I don't want to be the kids.

Speaker: You're stressing Grandpa and Grandma out. Oh dude, my week was so stressful this week, it's been ridiculous. My dogs have decided to destroy the gate that I built.

Speaker: Again? Yeah, well no, they literally just destroyed it. Like they ripped it off the hinges, I rebuilt it tomorrow. And they destroyed the fence, so they were getting out and disturbing the entire neighborhood. And every time I patch a hole, they'd make a new one. So, that's what I'm doing tomorrow. Why have you not just put them damn dogs down? It's been, that thought's come through my mind a lot this week.

Speaker: Because every time I turn around, I kid you not, five -third in the morning, I'm out screaming dogs' names walking through the neighborhood. Looking like a fucking idiot. Yeah. You've got to be kidding me. There's just too many. Oh, Tina. But I have a call in for a guy to come in, and he's going to start enclosing the back.

Speaker: with a concrete wall and the roof, the whole nine yards. Awesome. Now that I can afford it. So I do have, you got, yeah, you definitely got to do something with them dogs. I got to find it, but I do have, uh,

Speaker: I got a couple of news stories today.

Speaker: Yeah, I noticed that. No, I'm actually gonna have the guy start building the wall all the way up. So it's over eight feet while Chris is finding his list on his news. And then start get the laundry room built. I'm gonna buy a new washer and dryer because mine are slowly dying. And then the dog area will be done and then my tool area will be done as well.

Speaker: What the heck are my answers? Oh, there they are. Oh, all right. This just in.

Speaker: Oh, I do have to say, before you go into the news, I have to say, Chris, let the pizza boy go. You got what? I said before we get into the news, I have to say, Chris, let the pizza boy go. So listen to this, listen to this, okay, listen. First of all,

Speaker: All right, because I know you two have been wanting to get into this. And you've been very, and you have been behaved. Your business is your business, Glick. We're OK. There's no pizza boy. We actually went out and got pizza last night. I'm just saying, the pizza place is called me three times going, hey, let Chris know. Let the motherfucker go. What was that? He's got pizza, the little motherfucker.

Speaker: We did not have pizza delivered. We went and picked it up ourselves. It's DiGiorno. Last night went very well. There you go, my god. It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno. No, nothing DiGiorno. Pizza from a... Actually, a really good pizza place down here that I never had before. It was so good. Yeah? Um... I think last night we had... Little Caesars? No. If he wanted cardboard, he could buy a fan and read the box. Jesus.

Speaker: What was that, what was that pizza place called? I don't see it, it was a month. LaRosa's Pizza. Oh, okay. Down here. But last night went pretty well, I think, right? And I'm still here, so. Yeah. No, it was great. Well, I think, I think the biggest thing was that we were both extremely relieved to realize, or to find out that we were actually real. I have, I have a request.

Speaker: You have a request. Can I see the badge? Oh my gosh. I just want the badge. I thought you said something else for a second. I was getting ready to come to the heck in and punch you. No, no. I said badge, as in we all know that she is a bad person. Yeah, I just thought about that. It didn't sound bad, but I replayed it. B, B, B. You said B.

Speaker: He said be. Be. Be as a boy. Be as a boy. Let me clarify. Party. We had a very good night last night. There it is. She did have to work tonight. She had a detail tonight.

Speaker: That's serious. You hold. What? And ladies and gentlemen, Chris is in trouble. Why am I in trouble? I didn't do any of that. No. Oh, I'm in trouble. In the dirty way. I mentioned in the dirty way. It's like, oh, Chris is in trouble. In general, I'm in trouble. Yeah, the man is hooked. Absolutely. As someone that knows Chris for 25 years, the man is hooked.

Speaker: hook, line, and sinker. Yep, that's what I tried to tell him. So in other news, yes, in breaking news. Did you use your pepper? I can't with the names. You probably don't. I can't with the name. He's talking about pepper. I don't know.

Speaker: A gentleman never kisses and tells. Here's the, okay, I'll give you that. But Chris said that message to Mike and I said that he was kind of nervous. And I said, I reminded him, I said, hey, don't forget the tweezers. And Chris said, it's okay, I brought pepper. And I lost it. I lost my mind laughing.

Speaker: It took me forever to... because I had tears in my eyes laughing because he said he brought pepper. That's hilarious. I had to explain the joke to my wife. Pepper, make it sneeze and pop out. Exactly, that's exactly what I said. If you just give it a little pepper, it'll pop its head out.

Speaker: It's just like, you guys are disgusting. You do know us, right? Is this your first time? Exactly. I was like, how long have we been married? Like I said, a gentleman does not kiss and tell. I'll just say that we had a good night. Fair enough. I wasn't asking for a kiss and tell. I'm just saying, did you have to use the pattern? You had a very good night, and I'm still here. So obviously that's a good sign.

Speaker: but I did have to promise that we would do this tonight in order for me to stay. I do appreciate that. I do have a question. Can I see your ankles? I just want to make sure you're not under calcarasic. Get that little watch over it.

Speaker: if you need a rescue, she's got handcuffs and **** She has handcuffs and **** Give me a thumbs up if you need help.

Speaker: So that was part of the deal. When the kids did bail on me this weekend, they wanted to stay with their mom all weekend because their sisters are there. And I told her last night, I was like, hey, I can stay the night, tomorrow night, too, if that's OK. And she was like, yes, but you have to promise she'll do the podcast. So that's really awesome that she does support this. I do like that. She's 100 % behind this. And she's a fan of it. Because not only is she watching us library. She's got her gun up, folks.

Speaker: Ah, they don't fit. I'm too big for your handcuffs. Ah, she cupped his ass. I am too big for your handcuffs. You're not. Yes, I am. Hey, here's my question. Which handcuffs does she have? Is they hinge? Yeah, the hinge ones. Is she got the hinge ones? Ooh, those suck. I've been in those, those suck. Yeah, I can hear them moving. Yeah, they suck. She's one of those cops, folks. Who's that then? Siri play a little way?

Speaker: Cameron said that earlier, as soon as he came into the podcast. No, uh. Yeah, go on. Me. Moving on into the news. Sorry. Yeah, no. So like I said, it's nice to have that kind of support. And that was the deal that we stressed through the show tonight, so. Which then, in turn, put me in panic mode, because I didn't have anything, you know, laptop or anything like that. So I hope that. And to clarify.

Speaker: not seeing this live Chris is not wearing pants as we speak so which is why he wouldn't let us see his age what is this 1863

Speaker: just want to make sure you're not under house arrest with the little beeper thingy i don't think so if i am oh well shit happens not a bad thing i i want i watch dead man in the wasp i know how this shit works i don't i mean i don't told her to i don't told her to lock me up and throw away the key so that looks like it's just this is torture chain me to the wall

Speaker: There's a 90s reference for you folks. Yes. Each baron has a chihuahua singing, if this is torture, chain me to the wall. Now, what movie was it? I do not know. I just know it was an animated cartoon dog movie. I remember seeing the first. Is that Beverly Hills Chihuahua or something like that? No, no, no. It's Oliver and Company. No, it's Oliver and Company. Thank you. They asked.

Speaker: It was, it came out. I want to say 94, 95, 94, 95, something like that. The preview for it was on everywhere all the time. Oh yeah. I love that movie. So, so somebody is breaking Cardinal rule said number one on the podcast. Well, some of you also the reigning

Speaker: I'm not even writing. I'm just basically God when it comes to this podcast. So I do whatever I want. And I'm letting you talk. I'm trying to get into the news. No, go ahead and let the news. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker: says the guy who had to like literally pull teeth to be like, Hey guys, we're going to do the show tonight, but I need you guys to take over my responsibility. I saw that. And then you just took them back. And then you're like, well, then both of you guys were like, Oh God. Oh God. No, I had, I had everything covered. Let's be honest. Really quick. Was that, was that the reaction that you got from me? You're not believe the reaction you got from me was give me the ship. Let's do it.

Speaker: 100 % reaction. But into the news. Never fear, I got this. We're going to go ahead and start out with, we can go to Ireland. OK. If you guys can bike. I'm ready. Beautiful country. It's my island. All right, calm down. We're playing the club. We're playing the club.

Speaker: or brave heart or whatever the hell you want to call yourself. London police in Ireland are investigating reports that a body of a dead man was brought to a post office in an attempt to collect his pension. They weakened and murdered this guy. Nice. That's what I was just about to say. To hold on, just kind of pierce his hand.

Speaker: It says, uh, the Irish times said a man who appeared to be in his sixties was dragged into the post office in the town of Carlo on Friday propped up by two younger men. This is our, this is not weekend at burger. It sounds exactly like it. Right. Sneaky. Mr. Flannels looks like he needs a better connection. He's down in the dungeon. Yeah.

Speaker: Excuse me. The two fled leaving behind the older man who was found out to be dead. Ireland's national police force, the Guarda CO Chana. I don't know what the hell that is, but OK. Would not discuss the details of the case, but the officers were investigating the circumstances surrounding that explain the death of the elderly male. In the Carlo area, the force said an autopsy would be conducted

Speaker: determined the cause of the man's death, according to the Irish Times, one of the younger men had inquired about collecting someone's pension and was told that the recipient had to be present. Words are hard. With the help of a companion, he allegedly returned with the dead man's body.

Speaker: 100 % he has to be present to actually change his present thing. Oh, I'll be right back. Chris, help me with this guy. This sounds like a Chris and Jeff playing 100 % bikes driving us. Hey Chris, grab this guy's arm. I want to get his pension. What are you showing?

Speaker: You a foot and some change shorter than me. He got one arm way up here. He's like, Hey, his shoes are tied to our. Right? Well, Jesus, but, um, with the help of the companion, he allegedly returned with the dead man's body. The newspaper reported, Carlo Mayer, Ken Murnin said the allegations had left townspeople in shock.

Speaker: It's just mind boggling to think that anyone could happen to do something like that. Apparently, Merman had never seen Weekend at Bernie's one, two, one, three. Exactly. It's Baker's Bully. It's like a Hitchcock movie. Well, Weekend at Bernie's was not a Hitchcock movie, my friend. No. They really did. At the end of the day, that's exactly what they did. I mean, it says exactly like a scene out of Weekend at Bernie's.

Speaker: Mm -hmm. And I know, because I've seen that movie maybe 100 ,000 times. I love that movie. Oh, and a story. In other news, let's come back from Ireland. This one was actually sent to me by one of our listeners. Excellent. Miss Jessica, Mike. You know Jessica. Yeah. Jess got me banned on TikTok.

Speaker: But she sent me this story the other day, yesterday, I believe it was. Right over there by where she's at in PA, in Danville, Pennsylvania, a truck with over 100 monkeys crashes and some of them were missing. The truck carrying over 100 monkeys.

Speaker: And I said, we can't give the movie outbreak. You guys send us news stories. I do give credit where credit is due. So this one came from Jeff. We appreciate that. But yeah, a truck carrying about 100 monkeys was involved in a crash on Friday in Pennsylvania. State police said authorities searched for at least three of the monkeys that appeared to have escaped the vehicle. The truck carrying the animals crashed with a dump truck in the afternoon in Montor County.

Speaker: I hope I said that right. Pennsylvania State Police Trooper, uh, Andre Pelicic. This isn't even the sound of America. No. Right. Andrea maybe? Andrea? I don't know. Maybe I'm so used to saying four names that I just fucked up the most simplest American name of all time. On Andrea or something like that. I don't know. But anyways,

Speaker: The authorities, the truck was on its way to a lab. That's a good place for monkeys to be going. Outbreak, like you said, Jeffrey. That's what I said. It sounds like the beginning of the movie Outbreak. Story number one, we got Week in the Birdies. Story number two, it's Outbreak. It's the Outbreak monkey.

Speaker: But authorities have asked residents who might see the monkeys to call the state police and get the number. Fuck that. I'm literally going. I got a free monkey, folks. I see one of those monkeys running around. That motherfucker is going in my basement. I'm keeping it at something. And Wednesday, we showed him. I'm going to nub it and hug it and call his name Fred. Yeah. And Wednesday, when we do the show, Jeff's half of Jeff's face was eaten off by a damn monkey. We'll send another motherfucker to sit right on my shoulders.

Speaker: Let me introduce everybody to Bob but uh yeah it says uh it's unclear if any people or animals were hurt yeah three to four monkeys have escaped and are now running around Pennsylvania so

Speaker: So sneaky too. City of Victoria, BC, British Columbia, canceled an emergency preparedness meeting to discuss how to deal with snow. And it was canceled because it was snowing. There's a Twitter feed.

Speaker: That sounds like something that you would hear from the south There's a Twitter feed called scam BC all shit like that And holy shit, that's we did a couple of the very beginning episodes where we brought up things from scam BC like the guy What the kid getting caught in a in a?

Speaker: convertible couch. Yeah, it was, it was, you know, the fire department was called because a child, a seven -year -old child was stuck in a convertible couch. No, right? That is that. Just not Canada to sound so much fun. Yeah, that story sounds like something out of the South and Mike and I both lived in South Carolina.

Speaker: I think Mike's originally from South Carolina, right? No. I'm originally from Denver, Colorado, actually. Oh, really? So you know, cool. I'm born in the Swedish Medical Center. Well, either way, we both live in South Carolina. We know how to get below 50 degrees. Right.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. There was a couple of times. It's the funniest thing you ever see. They closed school down there because it was too cold and the low was like 36. Yeah. Well, you're right. It was just too cold to go to school. We're there's a there's a guy at work. He he's from Louisiana, I think. And this is like his first winter up here. He asked the question like,

Speaker: So when do they close plants down for bad weather? And I told them, I was like, dude, I've been up here for like 13 years. They have yet to close anything down because of any kind of weather, no matter what. And he's like, well, shit, down south, they start closing everything down as soon as they get a couple of flakes. I was like, well, yeah, that's down south.

Speaker: You're up north here now, boy. You're up north now. We're going to get a couple feet and still be over here. Well, Chris, I don't know if you remember this, but back in 1990, and I remember it was 1990 when this happened, everything got shut down in Ohio. Well, in my area of Ohio anyways, Mansfield area, because of an ice storm. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And it was later tonight.

Speaker: It was in 90 because I was 10 and my dad, the only accident my dad has been in. I remember when it happened. The only car accident my dad has been in that he actually put his work truck in a ditch. There was an ice storm that came through in that. That's the only time they really shut stuff down. Like a really bad one. We shut down and it was like, it was, oh.

Speaker: It was when my ex -wife was pregnant with my oldest daughter. We had a really bad ice storm that came here. It was like six inches of ice, and we never spoke on top of it. And that was, what, 2 ,000 -something? Yeah. I do remember that one. I probably remember the one in 90 where I just didn't care. I remember the one in 90. That one, of course. The entire city of Mansfield was without power for three days.

Speaker: And everybody knew about power. We had a generator, so we had power. It was crazy because we were getting ready to move into our apartment. So while they were finishing it up, we were staying with my older sister. And that came through a bullet in all of our, you know, we had the generator, all of that, but you didn't go anywhere. You didn't drive anywhere. Yeah, literally, there was, the only people we're out were repair guys and emergency vehicles.

Speaker: and was all the eggs, milk, and bread mom. My dad had like 75 people calling about frozen pipes. It was bad. Was all the eggs, milk, and bread mom? No. No, because it was like, it was an overnight thing. It happened overnight and they loved it.

Speaker: I swear, it's like, whatever they do, it's no day, it's like National French Toast Day. Because like, everything's gone. Just the eggs, just the milk, the bread, everything else is there. That's weird. Yeah. I don't know where, I don't know. You're also talking about in the United States when COVID hit, everybody ran out of fucking toilet paper. I still don't get that one.

Speaker: Well, we're not going to touch on COVID. That didn't make sense to me. Why toilet paper? I mean, we're not going to hit on COVID. I'm trying to read what sneaky2 said. Driving a new bus in the end of the oil field couldn't see roadless, pushing snow with a bumper guy.

Speaker: Sitting behind me kept saying, we should stop because it's too dangerous and need to wait for a plow to come by. This goes on five to 10 minutes. And a guy sitting two rows back told him, shut up, because I was giving him a ride to the plow so he could clear the room. I said, don't talk about moving and inviting him back in. I got to figure out how to invite him in. The stream has completely just been 100 % killed for no reason.

Speaker: But we're back. We're going to finish up yours. We'll see if Mike joins us back up. We'll see what happens here. Yeah, the whole day of feed dropped on my end. So I do apologize for that. That just means I have yet again more work to do when it comes to editing and posting. See, that's what happens when you try to hand off your work to Mike and I.

Speaker: karma police. Oh, so because I tried to hand off the work to you guys. The karma police came into I don't make the fucking rules even though I'm still doing my work. I'm doing my job. I don't make I don't make the rules. I just I don't take the shit. I just

Speaker: I don't think everybody believes that anyways. We're just going to, we're just going to roll right back into the news. Like nothing ever happened. I was getting ready to come in and curse you two out because as soon as I leave. No, no, but I wasn't talking about. I was talking about Mike was talking about when there was an ice storm.

Speaker: that all of a sudden the milk and eggs and bread were gone. So I said, well that, I said, that's what was weird about at the beginning of COVID during lockdowns, the toilet paper went up missing. What the fuck is up with that? That was the strangest, that was the absolute strangest thing in the world. I understand food, I understand everything else. I did not understand why toilet paper could go first. I still don't, and it wasn't even like,

Speaker: Does everybody in the world have diarrhea with COVID? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Because for me, granted, 90 % of the time, I live alone. So I had just went to the store and bought a giant package of toilet paper just because I was just buying it in general. It's routine. It was just like, I live alone.

Speaker: I've got like 900 rolls of toilet paper. I think I'm good, and I'm not even that worried. It was so crazy to go to the grocery store, and there was like no toilet paper, no paper towels, no masks. But anyways. Damn. You all right? Check the woods. Yeah, grab a sock. I got a whole bag full of old socks.

Speaker: Those are that collection of single socks that you can't find a match to. Yeah. That is what we call preppers one on one, my friend. That is a whole deal. But, uh, yeah, but we'll go ahead. Grab the cat. I'll do that. Just a couple more stories that we can wrap up here. Let's leave the frigid tundra.

Speaker: of PA. Let's go someplace a little bit warmer. One of our favorite states, Jeffrey. Oh, Florida. Florida. Let's go down to Miami. Ooh. Where an 18 -year -old, hold on a second. No, you're not.

Speaker: Mike's doing his own life. I was like, get in here. He's like, I'm here. No, you're not. He just did his own life. He's like, here I go. That's what you're supposed to do.

Speaker: Bring your best friend from high school and your friend from tiktok. It'll be fun. I thought you guys were going to hop back on. I kept waiting. We did. We did. Come to California. Come to the coast. We'll get together. Have a few laughs. And then you got to add the signature. Come to the coast. Get together. We'll have a

Speaker: I'm the only one of the three of us that can make that sound a little bit. Yeah, my lighter is around my car. Yeah, but you don't want the Zippo. He's carrying a Zippo. Yeah, no, I don't. I had a Zippo, but I lost it. Anyways, I got a couple more stories a week at Roundup News. Mike's camera's off. Mike's mic is off. Mike is just giving up on fucking life in general, apparently. My camera should be on. It's, I don't understand.

Speaker: It's just dark. But anyways, that in Miami and 18 year old is accused of impersonating a corrections officer while talking to staff members at a Miami high school. Miami Dade school police noticed the young man inside Miami Palmetto senior high school around 1 PM Thursday. There you go. He was wearing a Miami Dade County corrections and rehabilitations department jacket and traffic vest and had a Florida corrections badge.

Speaker: with a photo that said that police said did not look like him. The reports stated the other man told officers that he had just been hired by the corrections department and that he would be attending the academy soon. WPLG reported a fucking WPLG. I know who you are. You're the assholes that were praising that prick that's wanted to destroy Capone's house.

Speaker: But, uh, in lines with this story, there was a YouTuber a while back that did a, well, I don't know if it was YouTube or TikTok or something like that, but he basically said that as long as you're carrying either, if you have a yellow vest on, like a reflective vest, or you're carrying a ladder, you can get into anywhere. One of those two things. And then he went on and proved it.

Speaker: And I think that's what it all comes down to is, dude, look the part and nobody questioned it. Dude, you should have seen the places that my working uniform could get me into. Oh, exactly. I would go into a business that was not even a customer of mine to just be a customer of theirs. And it didn't matter how. It didn't matter what I went to and what I did. It didn't let you in the back, yeah. Yeah. It was crazy.

Speaker: That's what I'm saying. The thing is, if you look the part in, you can pretty much get anywhere. And if you got the confidence, you can do it. I guarantee you, if we go grab a couple, well, you're dating a couple.

Speaker: If you and I grab a couple of orchid uniforms, we could just rob a fucking bank. We just need a ladder and a couple yellow vests. Nobody over knows. What do you mean by we? What do you mean by we? I'm not having anything. We. And we got the perfect cover. We got the perfect cover. Chris has drank Dana Cobb. It's important.

Speaker: Once you agree to be the third seat on this show, you have to take part in everything. Damn it. Who are we killing next week then? We're not killing anybody, we just have great ideas that

Speaker: That's why I said it. If, if for some reason we're able to take over the presidency, Chris goes president, I go VP, you go secretary of state. It's not that hard. It's just stupid. I say junior girl kid in Miami. You got arrested, impersonated. I mean, you're impersonated a corrections. Like you didn't even go like, what's up golf.

Speaker: Why don't you just impersonate a full -on cop? Why, correct me? You've already put this time and effort into it, but the police said that he had a handcuffed case attached to his belt, along with a pouch on his hip in the shape of a firearm. Which were both probably empty. The officers detained him, patted him down. They patted him down. They found a pair of handcuffs.

Speaker: a thermometer shaped like a handgun. So, you know, and Mike, I know, you know, and I know Jeff, you know, the gun, you know what I mean? Hey, you walk into a room and you hit an air duct or something like that, or a water line. You see, you know, you get an idea. Those are everywhere now because of, oh yeah, you can buy them for like 10 bucks. Yeah. Even COVID, you're using something similar to that. So you're not actually covered in contact. You're just green dotting them on the forehead.

Speaker: Yeah. But he also found a pocket made. And I think that's why he went with corrections officer over full cop. Because full cop, you'd have to look more of the park where name somebody that can. Yeah. You have to look the park. Bulletproof vest. And you know, and it's not allowed to wear bulletproof vest while committing crime.

Speaker: Yeah. I mean, yeah, but if you tell somebody they're just going to believe an 18 year old is a detective. He probably was really smart. You call him a dumbass probably like, Oh, I'll only get like two years for a person in a corrections officer.

Speaker: We'll see if he had any other intentions here, but yeah, they said, so they, he had the thermometer shaped like a fire. He had a pocket knife and two credit cards that didn't belong to him. So there's some extra charges. He was, he was, he was arrested for impersonating an officer trespassing on school property, uh, possessing a solid credit card or debit card. Uh, burglar. Good night.

Speaker: and uh unlawful use of a police badge. So, he got he got he got some **** thrown at him, you know, a person in an officer. They hit him with they hit him with being on school property with a fire. Yeah, but he didn't have a fire. We only had a thermometer. I don't know.

Speaker: Even only only had ever read. There's only one person in the general vicinity that would understand any of this. It's not the three of us though. He said he complained of heart pain and difficulty breathing and was taken to the hospital to be checked very much to jail to be booked. Dumbass. I don't understand the motivation of why you're going to a school.

Speaker: Yeah, that's the thing. Why did you go to a high school? What was the motivation here? A corrections officer. Are you that desperate for attention that you want to flex on some school kids?

Speaker: Well, that or were you like, were you going to go there and I'm going to take things a little bit darker for you to get a bunch of before you go to prison, your assholes. Are you some kind of weird pedo creeper and you're, you're going to the school to get underage kids and you're going to play corrections officer and say, this is our scared straight program. Then you load them up with me. Yeah. And you load them up in your bag and then you take them to.

Speaker: maybe tap or whatever. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, what was the motivation behind it? That doesn't make sense. I can understand him trying to get like free donuts. That was a shot at your girl, but, but I understand trying to get something as you can. But you know what I mean? I mean, it would make sense if he was trying to like,

Speaker: Yeah, I would like to know what he was doing. Yeah. And that's what I lean more towards the like, he's 18. He was 18. So he's either he was fresh out of high school or he's still in high school somewhere. And it was just a flex. You know, he come in there and try to look cool. It's clearly not where he's from. It's not his school, but he can come there and record. And I've seen some of these.

Speaker: correctional officers and they Sadly will hire a damn here anybody in some places And less we forget is Florida there could been zero motivation. He would just done it cuz it's Yeah, exactly

Speaker: It's Wednesday morning and he woke up. It's 8 o 'clock in the morning on Wednesday. I can go to the school, pretend to be a corrections officer and then still be able to get home to catch nonsense. That's live. Exactly. Well, that was it. Anyways, I got I got one more story for you. Then we can take a real quick break. Alright, and a judge.

Speaker: Let's go to a Detroit area. We're not going to lay in. We're just going to hang out because. Roll them up. Roll them up. I just watched that. I just watched National Lampoon's and County Shack last night, actually. I watched for a moment. County Shack's amazing movie. County Shack was great. And then National Lampoon's came on. I was being a creeper and watching somebody sleep last night. So they were on TV, too. So. Yeah.

Speaker: Hey, home slice. Can I get some directions?

Speaker: But a judge in Detroit apologizes for wishing to jail on a man with a weedy yard. A Detroit area judge has apologized for wishing that she could send a 72 year old immigrant with cancer to jail for a weedy property. Well, that checks all the boxes.

Speaker: Right. These are the six boxes that if you check one of them, if you would like to get the woke people here. How many can I get? Was he an NPC and homosexual? Those are the only two left.

Speaker: Here's the thing. I guarantee you, some HOA somewhere was like, this motherfucker can't cut his fucking face. This is an idiot. My buddy's a judge. More than likely. Well, it says, it says, the judge said. When can I agree? The judge says, I'm very embarrassed that I did so. You did? You got called out.

Speaker: said Alex Grot, a judge in the Teramax District Court. I apologize to the person who appeared before me and our entire community for having failed to meet the high standards that we expect of our judicial officers. And that I expect of myself, Grot said in a statement posted on the court's website. The statement was dated Tuesday, days after she ordered

Speaker: Burhan Choudhury to pay $100 for failing to get rid of weeds and other vegetation at the right at the rear of his property. So not even in the front yard, not even in the sun. It's like it's like in the area that nobody ever sees. Yeah, it's in the back. Let's go get this. Let's go get this elderly man. Probably can't even make it to his backyard and whack down some weeds.

Speaker: Exactly. It says the judge's apology followed a TV report about the case and criticism about how she treated the man. Shameful. Shameful. I agree. Wicked says some Karen complained about the weeds. The neighbors should not have to look at that. You should be ashamed of yourself. Krotz said during the online hearing

Speaker: If I could give you jail time on this, I would. And I would literally tell that judge to just suck my dick and he can give me jail time for that because I'm sorry. What happens on my fucking property is my fucking business. Period. Well, we'll get this. Chowdery, Chowdery, a native of Bangladesh, explained that he was weak with cancer. His son,

Speaker: I agree. Flat out, I'd be able to contempt because I don't want to be walking off the jail, going off the jail with no fingers flying. I'd be, I would be quoting while abiding citizen. I would be quoting while abiding citizen. I'll best attention to the fucking ass. I would literally tell that judge where you can stick it.

Speaker: Well, that's what Burhan, the native of Bangladesh, explained that he was weak with cancer. And his son, Sabur, said he helps his father with the yard, but was out of the country at the time last year when all this happened. Krotz said she reported her behavior to the Judicial Tenure Commission, a state -watched all of her judiciary conduct.

Speaker: So basically she she tried to she knew she fucked up because somebody called her out on it and and she tried to get ahead of it and I hope she I hope she gets this part or whatever happened or at least at least in trouble for it because I'm sorry at the end of the day that's we can I I would not let's say eat shit I'd tell him to have a coke and smile and shut the fuck up because once again what happens on my property is my fucking business you don't like it look somewhere else

Speaker: Which is exactly what I told my neighbor the other day, when he complained about my basketball hoop. We live in a different time, you know, because 10 years ago, I'm going to tell you exactly, 10 years ago, well, I wasn't a kid 10 years ago, but

Speaker: We'll go back, you know, go back to when I was a kid, that was the neighbor. You know what my dad once said? That dude's 70 years old. You go out there and he fixes you. Yeah, amen to that. He knocked on his door. So you go down there and you ask him to do it.

Speaker: I don't know what's going on with the music, but that's not Blacktop Hotel. Well, Chris has, I think, jumped up to go to the project or something. I think that's our break. Yeah. All right. So I guess we're going on break. I guess we're on break. All right. Shit, not bad, guys. Why is it break?

Speaker: No, I just started playing the ad and everything. So we were like, I guess we're on break. No, I just went because it's our second break. So I just went to covers like I normally do. Right. And then I walked away and it's just started playing. But you know what? I will. I'm going to tell you this before we get into black top Mojo. Yeah. I'm at my parents house and I showed them my little ACDC video that I made for my dad.

Speaker: Who loves AC -DC? Meaning he hates him. So they start showing me all these other bands that did covers and stuff like that. And I was like, you know what? How about you go ahead and give me the remote and I'll go look up a band for you. And I put on Blacktop Mojo's Dream On. And my dad, who only likes 12 bands, sat down and was like,

Speaker: he's got a good sound on him. I was like, are you shitting me? Are you shitting me? I mean, cause my, my, my, you know, he says how he likes more than 12 bands, but it's, it's really just like the who the Rolling Stones, you know, stuff like that. And if it's anything modern, forget about it. And then here he is listening to blacktop Mojo dream on. And then my mom's getting in it. And when he hits that high nights,

Speaker: Nice. So yeah, I hear this. They're so good. Even even my parents like them. My parents like them. I mean, there's video evidence of that. But uh, but yeah, let's let's take a real quick break guys. Yeah, we'll come back with more bullshit shenanigans and more. I got I got

Speaker: The third part of a four part top ten. But I do got a cover song that I don't think you guys, Jeff, you might have heard this, but I don't think you guys have got to hear this one yet. And I just stumbled across it. It's really good. So enjoy a little black top mojo featuring Katie Cher. Song from the Punisher movie with Thomas Jane.

Speaker: No, I love the way you laugh I'm gonna hold you high and scare your pain Away, I keep your friend rough

Speaker: Don't you?

Speaker: This is over now And we can't breathe again I wanna hold you high and steal my pain

Speaker: Don't kill her

Speaker: Bye!

Speaker: Oh

Speaker: That's one of my favorite songs period. Anyways, it's a great song. That will definitely be. I give me an idea. Send me. Share that to me and click. Just put it on.

Speaker: is just go to YouTube and look up Katie Sharer and Matt James. There you go. Or you could just share it to me and quit being a dick. I'm going to send you a box of stickers. I swear to God. Or I could not share it to you. I could make a video that's a hundred times better than you'll just copy. Really? T -shirt idea. I can't just take yours. I'm just saying.

Speaker: I'm sorry. You lag the skills to compare to what I can do on the video. You just don't have it. Yeah. I don't have to. I love you. No, I said what I said. No, he's over here. When it comes to TikTok. And likes and views that you get. So

Speaker: I'm just saying. Take it and gargle it. I'm officially requesting that Mike needs a Snickers t -shirt. Right. Jesus. It's a form of flattery. I guess. You know what? When I did that one video, I did that one video and I went to you and I was like, I kind of took some elements of it and then

Speaker: Cheyenne put that same video face to face and I'm looking at it. What you did, what I did, what you did, what I did, what you did, what not only did I do it better, but it wasn't even the same. So which one? Cause it was the same. You just did a longer version. It was the exact same thing I did. It was a longer version.

Speaker: Oh, my goodness. I like that. It's got her gun on. Yeah, we're going with gun. I like peaches, by the way. They're delicious. Can we go to the next subject, top 10? I know the top 10. I run this ship. Calm down there, sunshine. Calm down, chief. Calm down, chief. Well, I'll be better when you just admit

Speaker: that you want to be like me. It's okay. Often imitated, never duplicated. I understand. I'm a one of a kind. What I should do is welcome everybody back to the show. Yes. Thank you. Thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for listening. Nevermind. Somebody is such a

Speaker: What has got your panties in a bunch tonight? I'm in a good mood. He needs cheating. That's what he needs. You'd act like someone had a gun to your head tonight. Jeez. Blink twice if you need help. Yeah, I think you should. He's already doubted it. He's already doubted it, don't you? We can see that. Were you conformed and shaded to somebody's basement? They told you.

Speaker: We're like, we'll let you do the podcast so nobody thinks anything suspicious. Yeah, exactly. Don't you dare give any signals. But, uh, thank you guys for hanging out. We're in our final hour, final, final, some odd minutes, whatever, how much time's left. If you guys aren't already, go ahead and give us a follow on, uh, on, uh, social media at, uh, nonsensical nonsense on Facebook and Instagram and Twitter. Take you talk to you.

Speaker: and you too, you can also join us live right here every Wednesday and Saturday night on Haps. You can hang out in the chatters box with us, shoot your shit, make fun of us, tell us how great we are, because we are all individually great, me being the greatest of the three of them, three of us. But nonetheless, we are all great in our own way.

Speaker: I just happen to be the greatest to be in the grave. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Humble Glick. Humble Glick, ladies and gentlemen. I'll give us all credit for being great in our own way. Yeah. And also, you can get into the episode of the podcast. Snowflake Mike over here. Why am I being a snowflake? I'm okay.

Speaker: No, right? I don't know. Mike is the greatest to be in a snowflake. Apparently. The greatest snowflake of all. Mike's definitely not a snowflake by any means. But no, seriously, any of you guys, go give us a like and go give us a share. Good Mike and Jeff, the old double thumb.

Speaker: And you can always email us if you'd like. Sorry, I can't. I was distracted by whoever is playing with a fucking bottle cap. It's me just waiting for somebody to say that got their email. I haven't been asking for a job. All I keep hearing is a bottle cap. I've been asking for a job. And the only thing I get back is, oh, we'll find something. And I've given suggestions. I could do this.

Speaker: I am I am working on it. I am working on it. I am working on it. I gave you the reasoning. There you go. Yes, that's that's your job. Yes. I am working on it.

Speaker: But I have a lot of my plate with this as it is. A lot of my plate in life. And I wasn't being a dick when I shot down your idea. I just thought it was too left of center and it would completely pull the e -brake from the rest of the show. Yeah, we're gonna stay neutral.

Speaker: I wasn't mad. Oh, no, it was, it was my, it was a nerd. It was like a nerd corner, sci -fi comic. Yeah. Which is good. It's a good idea. However, it can alienate. Yeah. It's kind of a, it's a heartbreak in the middle of a show or when you're starting to show that we, yeah, we go down that road from time to time, but we don't spend a lot of time there. We're dedicated to time. So I'm, I know they're nerd.

Speaker: I'm thinking something similar along those lines. That's why Batman Forever changed gears versus Batman Returns. Why the change? And it was really because of McDonald's. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. McDonald's gave them so much money. They became commercialized. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, just stuff like that, just like not necessarily nerd talk, but more like

Speaker: fun facts from the nerds, like what happened there in this movie, why this movie sucks the way it does and why it didn't suck, you know? But I have an idea somewhere along those lines. You know what? He can do a general knowledge section. It's just random facts that sticks in your brain. Like the first semi truck trailer was created in Cleveland in 1892.

Speaker: Yes. Didn't know that. Yes. That's a random fact that sticks in my head. So you're like useless information. Yeah. We forgot to do Glick's words of wisdom for today. Yes. I was about to say that. You want to take a stab? And now he's thinking about it. Is it when you don't have clockwise and then clockwise? Is that Glick's never?

Speaker: The idea of writing a name in cursive is a bad idea. Is that what's worth the wisdom? Writing my name in cursive in the snow is a fantastic art skill. It's me. What am I thinking about? He's talking about doing the alphabet with your tongue. I know. It's the same thing every

Speaker: Jeffrey, I'm going to whisper. I can't hear us right now. But like the last three episodes, it's the same day. He's got a baby that really eats pussy, right? So that means that he has a small dick, and that he doesn't like eating pussy. Like he goes down there and he acts like he's afraid of it, but he tries to. Yeah. Because you know when they have to talk about it and brag about it and everybody's not.

Speaker: Jeff Jeff, I'm gonna whisper so quick doesn't hear you um

Speaker: I didn't bring up my big dick this episode so when everybody else is talking about it that means the rumor is fucking true the only thing I ever did I never sat around instead I said my ex -wife said she cheated on me because my dick was too big she might it's all about what she could handle

Speaker: on the plate. Why is it I'm in the middle of this conversation? Welcome to the shit show. I'm going to throw it out here. I'm going to throw it out here. Glitz starts it all. Yeah, we have Chris with the undersized dick, Mike with the oversized dick. I'm just sitting here average as hell, happy as pig and shit. Every morning I wake up and I pray to God, why did you give me this ginormous dick? Exactly, wicked. Mylanta.

Speaker: why could I just be like Jeff and have like an average size day? That's every morning. Because not every morning would be perfect. Right along with why am I so fucking beautiful and why it's fucking. I swear to god we should change the name of the show to. Like always wanting to be like me and then. To Goldilocks and the three bears. Every day. Because we have too small, too big and just right. Yeah. Nobody said it was too small. First of all.

Speaker: Could be just right. I think it's too small, but it could be just right. Turn your camera and we'll ask. She's tired of y 'all's bullshit, but she went to sleep. It has to do with law enforcement. I have a question. Yeah, they are. I think they are. Look at this. So this is not the after party.

Speaker: What? Not too small. There you go. There's your answer, folks. And it's not too big where I'll get you to go. Shots fired. Yes, right?

Speaker: He just had to go pay her off for saying that. Right? That's where he went. He's like, $5 I owe you now. Yeah. I'll take care of the rest of my bill later, honey. So I called with the just right category. There you go. Just saying. I don't need to go on here and stroke my ego. No, you did that in the last segment.

Speaker: I do that every goddamn show. On to the top 10. That's a great thing about being the host. We need an intro. No, wait a minute. No, seriously. Seriously, we have Blake's Words of Wisdom. You know what? What's my Words of Wisdom? What were my Words of Wisdom? Okay, you know what? Here's some Words of Wisdom for you guys. Remind me. This is the beginning of the show, so I can do this properly. Yeah.

Speaker: Do not be afraid to take that leap if something feels right. And every door and every opportunity has been placed at your feet. Don't hesitate, and don't be afraid to take a chance. I agree. That's a very good one. And related to this week's activities. Tatted mamas, first date went good.

Speaker: Excellent. Well, on first date, two days later, or a day later, so. But yeah, don't be afraid to take an opportunity if everything feels right and everything is leading towards the right thing to do. Just for the sake of whatever. Well, fear will kill off. Yes, absolutely.

Speaker: Sometimes, Mikey, you gotta close your eyes and fucking drop. I'll hold your hand. Or I'll push you. I'll probably push you forward. As I told you yesterday, I don't want you touching me. First time I went skydiving, pushing me. Sweet. But yeah, don't let fear, don't let fear,

Speaker: dictate your, your actions. Yeah. Don't miss it. Don't miss a good thing because of fear or, or, or what ifs. You guys. Because the what ifs will haunt you for your, for your rest of your days. But anyways, guys, don't let me forget the words of wisdom early in the show next week. You guys can do this to me. Maybe we'll let Mikey do the words of wisdom. There you go. Mike sports, Wilson's. Well, that's not a bad idea.

Speaker: As long as he doesn't go after his ex -wife every shot. And he doesn't talk about his dick every time. Don't let a big dick stare you off. Don't be afraid to eat pussies. This is my favorite step. If you're gonna get married, don't marry your chick. You shouldn't be afraid to do that. If you're gonna get married, don't cheat the whole worker. Then I'll cheat on you because your dick's too big. Into the top's head. My time is running short.

Speaker: So we just, we just eliminated your first three words of wisdom. So you have to come up with something new.

Speaker: He's like, shit. Well, I guess if you're going to go out in the rain, you should have an umbrella. Probably some wise, that's a wise thing. A wise man once said never pisses through the wind because the wind pisses back. If you're going to play in traffic, I wouldn't recommend playing in traffic during rush hour.

Speaker: Confucius say, men who stand on toilet, high on pot. I was going to say, that was the other. You should say, man with poor balls, you know, walk, baseball. I know. Said, said, said, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. Yeah, exactly. Look at us. We're some of the smartest fuckers you'll ever come across. If we can only eat our own eyes, it'd be awesome.

Speaker: Well, we do have part three. I'm going to paraphrase your opinion, man. It's not my opinion. It's a, it's a list of somebody else made. Well,

Speaker: Yeah, so Mike, Wednesday night, you'll have Mike's words of wisdom. We'll do it at the beginning of the show. Short and sweet and to the point. Then we can roll into the starting point. Yeah, you gotta keep it under a minute. Well, I wouldn't keep it under a minute, but you just asked me to do something short and sweet. When has that ever been? That's why I said you gotta keep it under a minute. I love conversations.

Speaker: I've heard your TikTok videos usually last longer than you do. That's why I eat pussy. Agreed. I'm going to take some kind of way. Agreed. I only fuck for 30 seconds, but I eat pussy for hours. There's a reason for that.

Speaker: Wednesday and you know what? It'll be the best 30 seconds of your life. Just said no one ever. Not even my wife to to refresh everybody's memory. We are doing

Speaker: The 40 facts. So funny that they are hard to believe. Not a lot of them. It's super funny. They're just kind of like, Oh, okay. Facebook user. So Facebook. I cannot wait to get to number three. I just read number 20. Well, number three is near and dear to my heart. Can we, well, can we get to this one so we can get to number three? That's me. I'm scrolling to it. All right.

Speaker: There is a, there is a, there's an American town with a population of one. I know this town. I know its name, but I've heard of it. I know. I mean, Nebraska is a, is the only town in the United States of America or in the United States of America with the population of one person. Yes. She owes taxes to herself. She is in her eighties. She is employed as the village mayor.

Speaker: village mayor, librarian, and bartender. They're very short on business, apparently. So I want to go live there when she dies. Because this sounds like my ideal. Change the name of the town to nonsense with nonsense. Yeah, like I could legit be the king. Nobody could

Speaker: I mean, I don't know about myself, obviously. I can take a couple of people with me, not YouTube. I got to take the kids. I already have, I already have, I have my chief of police. I was going to say, you got the chief of police there. Yeah. I'll be the only one committing crimes, but you'll be the only one arrested every week. You have been arrested 373 times this week. You're going to be like that. You're going to be like stumpy from

Speaker: from that, what was that Annie Griffith show? Just walking into the jailhouse. Oh, the town drunk? Yeah. Here's going on to Mike's interesting facts. Out of everybody, all the guys you saw in the Annie Griffith show, they were all single men. The only one that was married was Otis, the town drunk.

Speaker: Two on two. We've all been married. Some of us are still married. Yeah. I kind of get Otis. Well. Number 19. Just picture myself where I'd be the only person that lives in a town. I mean, kind of. It's a bullshit shenanigans, could I get it?

Speaker: And who's going to be there? And out of his Facebook, the editor said Jeff Otis, your spirit animal. Exactly. Last town's lick is the mayor, right? This is the blockbuster shop. I'm just saying, this is like the ultimate. It's the kickoff to your presidential campaign. You've got to start somewhere. It is the ultimate. I was left without adult supervision, and this is what I did.

Speaker: This is my town. Welcome to my kingdom. I'm going to instantiate the National Glick Day. It's going to be Glick Day. Whatever birthday you, your birthday, it's going to be National Glick Day. Yeah, right? Well, speaking of birthdays, number 19, terrorist instructions were once replaced with cupcakes.

Speaker: Britain's secret intelligence service once hacked an Al -Qaeda website and replaced the bomb instructions with the cupcake recipe. Only the British would do that. What a smarty, dick -headed man. That's awesome. I would have done that too, actually. I would have been like,

Speaker: These assholes, they think they're making a bomb. They're making red velvet. Yeah. That's kind of a, that's kind of a, like a trolling, you know, it's like, it's, it's the ultimate. I just see him now. Look, we make, we got all the ingredients for the bun. Like where's all the bombing stuff? It's good.

Speaker: What did you buy fucking frosting you idiot? Facebook says I'm the sheriff and Jeff is the mayor. It's flavor town. Welcome to play for town.

Speaker: And Mike's guys be like, well, number 18, uh, flowers, much like men and women, I guess they like by Agra. If you put by Agra and a vase, it'll make your flowers fold up straight for a week beyond when they would normally look according to one study conducted by Israeli and Australian.

Speaker: Oh, make your flowers. Make your flower nice and, nice and hard. I wonder if I could grow weed. Possibly. Well, number 17, just in case you didn't know already.

Speaker: You can hire scary clowns to terrify the shit on your children. Oh, I'm in. You can hire one to go bother Mike. In Switzerland, you can hire a clown to stalk your child and creepily smash a cape in their face on their birthday.

Speaker: Seriously, as if nice clouds went through. So you can hire a cloud to stop your kids for like a week leading up to their birthday. I wonder if I'd hire one to stop my wife. Absolutely. Why not? That would be awesome. And then on the day of their birthday, how do you creepily smash a kid? Would you like a balloon?

Speaker: No, it's literally the clown would creepily chase after you and then eventually, I mean, they probably hire guys that run really well. Catch up to you and smash a kick in your face. That's awesome. I don't know, buddy. Either way, Switzerland seems to be on some shit. Honey, we're going to Switzerland. Well, number six, number 16. We've had discussions about this woman. She's a bitch.

Speaker: and her country sucks. But the Queen of England, she's apparently a total wedding crasher. If you invite the Queen of England to your wedding, even if you're not royalty, there's a chance she might show up anyways. As she did with one unsuspecting couple in Manchester in 2012. I thought there was like some law that you almost had to do that.

Speaker: I don't know. I'm sure there's some kind of etiquette law or something, maybe. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think I've heard something like that. That's kind of like the origin of the word fuck is the fornication under the. Instead of the king. Instead of the king. Yeah, because you used to have. You didn't have sex for recreation. What? Recreation, you could only do it for. Yeah, it was for.

Speaker: Yeah. Procreation. So you had to have, you had to ask the king or whatever. So that's where the fuck came from. Look at how smart we are here. And you can thank Nick Cage for that info. Actually, you can thank me for that info because I brought it up in the top 10. No, I brought up Nick Cage thing. Remember? No, you brought up shit.

Speaker: I brought the history of swear words. Yeah, but I brought up fuck and you brought up shit. No, I watched, I brought up the history of swear words when I was doing my TV movie review. Go find the episode and listen to the replay. Yeah, I don't want to touch that. Anyways. Who's wearing them tags? Somebody else need a snicker motor? Damn. Shit. Oh, right. Oh, you're on a date, podcast. Uh, hey baby. Anyway.

Speaker: No, I was told in order for me to Be here tonight the podcast still had to happen because she is a fan and she supports the shit out of it. So Yes 80 people would have nothing to do right now

Speaker: Yes, I am. And yes, I was here because I was told to be. Exactly. And he's still there. And yes, and I'll be here tomorrow afternoon. I think there you go. I have to go home tomorrow. We're not getting the kids involved. We're going to have our time before the kids get involved. But number 15, Americans have a trouble understanding the computer code.

Speaker: According to a 2014 study conducted by Voucher Cloud and published by Los Angeles Times, one in nine Americans, exactly 11 % of the population think HTML is actually a disease. I don't even know what HTML is, but I know it has something to do with websites and stuff. It's the website. That's what actually, when you actually click on a link,

Speaker: It actually takes you to the website. I learned that in college. Yeah, exactly. HTML. No, I literally send over 170 links a day. And when you send a link, it says HTML and then the link. Oh, yeah. I've seen these. Yeah. I just thought it was in your address bar when you click on a website.

Speaker: Hey, you know when you brush your teeth? Number 14. You know when you brush your teeth and you put that little blob of toothpaste? It's way too much. No. But you know what I mean when you put that little blob of toothpaste across your brush? Well, Michael, did you know that actually has a name? Oh, really? Really? What is the name? Would you like to know what the name is, Michael?

Speaker: Isn't it all up? Not really, but I feel like you're going to tell me anyway. He's going to tell you anyway. So trying to get Michael Walker. Yeah. What was that? Who's that? Number 13. Did you just text me, Jeff? No.

Speaker: Somebody legitimately, who the hell has my... Okay, now I'm kind of freaking out. Why do you have my phone number? Somebody just texted me what HTML is. Well, it's not me. Do you have my phone number, Michael? It wasn't me, but I do have your phone number. I do have your phone number, but it wasn't me. I use my phone for the podcast.

Speaker: Oh, okay. Oh, okay. My bad. It's, it's cool. Oh, there she had my phone number. Speaking of her, I got yelled at yesterday. But anyway, still a little blob on a toothpaste on your toothbrush. It's called a nerd. It's called a nerd. Nerdle. Nerdle. Nerdle. Yeah, I got yelled at because she had no idea I had a date.

Speaker: Oh, you didn't announce it to the world. Well, the thing is, she watched the podcast, you didn't know? Exactly. Well, my thought. But anyways, number 13. Vending machines are bigger threats to humans than sharks. What are? What is? Vending machines. Oh, yeah. You are twice as likely to be killed by a vending machine

Speaker: than a shark according to the New England Aquarium. So when is Discovery Channel premiering their vending machine week? Well, here's my thing with that. I live close to the ocean and I can literally count on one hand the vending machines that I know the locations to. So I'm pretty sure that doesn't count for me.

Speaker: There's like four vending machines, maybe more in every building that I have. My three buildings that I have on campus. I can think of them off the top of my head, three vending machines. And their locations. Oh. I have it. And they're all coke. Oh, they're to even give a fuck. And they're used to vending machines because unfortunately, our pop vending machines are all coke. And I drink Pepsi and Mountain Dew.

Speaker: uh right and then pepsi blue what's your thoughts on that i've seen i don't think i've heard of pepsi blue that's my favorite yeah i'm a sucker for i'm a sucker for blue raspberry soda though oh yeah okay i'm out i'm out on that one bros yeah i haven't had it so i don't really care for pepsi clear pepsi share pepsi with

Speaker: Let's go. I watched random assholes and I was here for the idiot. I deserve to know about the happiness. My bad. Not many people did know about it. My bad. You know how I am about certain things I keep close to my hip. So I do apologize. You watch the podcast.

Speaker: Yeah, it wasn't uh, it wasn't full in detail. No, it was just, it was just a lot of three more days, two weeks. Yeah, but I was doing that for Halloween. Finally, it's over with.

Speaker: before you dummies even caught off. I did that little lame song and the only person that knew about it was Jeff. It took me about two seconds to figure out what you were talking about. I'm just saying. I will but I know I know why I'm getting yelled at right now because

Speaker: Julie does, she should have been worn or given a heads up and filled in on all details because. Should have been in the package. She was one of the few people that almost committed a felony. But anyways, number 12. Did you know we all know who Barry Manilow is? Yes. He writes the songs. Whatever.

Speaker: that he did not like that song. Really? And before he recorded it, Barry and Marilyn didn't even like that song. Huh. Yeah. What song? That I write the songs. I write the songs that, wait, how's it go? I write the songs that. I don't know that song as well. Make the world laugh or something like that. I write the songs. Yeah. Make, just swims with me.

Speaker: so I don't watch. Okay, I got one more and I'm gonna end this game show on that. Jeff has like, Jeff has the biggest fan in the world and he won't give her no love. I am married. Did you know that China,

Speaker: They censor words. They censor a lot in China. I know that. Well, one of the words that they censored in China was the word censorship. I guess you can't be guilty of a crime if nobody can describe it. Describe what it is.

Speaker: Yeah, if you want more fun, don't miss out on the 125 facts. It will make you feel instantly struggled. I feel like I need to pull that up. Yes. That's a five -part, or, well, four and a half. 10, 12, Jeff. You said 125. 125, if we do 10 at a time. Oh, I read it. I thought you said 105. One and a half.

Speaker: Huh, I didn't know that. What? Yeah, fuck it. Number 10. The Kicking Monster has a real name. Really? Yeah. It's Sid. I'll be fucking them. That makes no sense. He does some shit. It really makes no sense at all. I like him. I like him as Cookie Monster. He was my favorite. Oh, he's on the cookie. Cookie was awesome. Cookie Monster was awesome.

Speaker: I'm just scrolling through the next 10. Interesting. Fucking machine. Stupid asses. Okay, yeah, the next Wednesday's gonna be good. Wednesday's gonna be interesting. Yeah, wow, okay.

Speaker: I watched a classic movie, made my kids watch it, and they were not impressed because they couldn't get it. I watched War Games, Matthew Brodery, L .A. Sheedy. I would imagine that movie is so dated.

Speaker: It's really bad. Seriously. Because like he's using a phone in a cradle to connect the two. Yeah, it's really bad. But that's why they didn't get it. They're like, what is he doing with that phone? Is that a phone? They didn't know it was a phone. What are all these wires? Chris, you're a fan of Psych. What's up, Adrian? What's that? You're a fan of Psych, the TV show. Oh, I love Psych. OK. Have you seen the Dukes of Hazzard movie with Jessica Simpson and Daisy Duke?

Speaker: Yeah, with Johnny Knoxville and the Stiffler. Exactly. Yeah. The quote unquote bad guy that is like racing against them. That's John. Oh, you know what? I think I know that. I didn't know that until yesterday. When I found it out, I was like, holy fuck. And as soon as you realize it, your mind explodes.

Speaker: All it is! Right? Did your head just explode? Yeah! Holy shit! I just like that Duke's Hazard movie so much more now. All in Deputy Enos? This part was funny as shit. The guy who plays Deputy Enos was in like one of the first episodes of Psych. Oh, no shit. He played like a half -wit lawyer that Sean helped get his mojo.

Speaker: Oh shit, yeah, I literally just started watching it. Psych again, I'm on season three. Yeah, I just started watching it. Hey, Fart was in that movie. But, oh my God, yeah, Fart was in it. And that's because it's directed by Jay, whatever his name is, it's like super long. Well, yeah, I just started watching Psych again because they've got the third Psych movie on Peacock. Oh really? Psych 3.

Speaker: I, uh, so like, I'm going to watch the first two site movies and then watch the third one. And then I started watching the rest of the season. So watch all the movies. Well, the, the funniest is to me is Gus's parents. His mom is a Huxtable. Yeah. And his dad is, uh, uh, old dude from Ghostbusters. Is it, is that who it is? Yeah. Which one? Ernie, the black guy. Ernie.

Speaker: Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. It's such a good show. Corbin Bird is a genius. I'm not a huge fan of the mom. Sean's mom. What was that, Sybil Shepherd? Yeah, Sybil Shepherd. Her character's good. I love Lesser. That dude's fucking hilarious. He was the best. And he was in Supernatural. He played Kane. Kane and Abel, the brothers. Oh, okay. From the Bible. He played Kane.

Speaker: It blew my mind when I found out Sean was in dukes a hazard I you know how on prime they have it's called x -ray and I was and I looked up Sean and I was like what else has he been in and it says psych dukes a hazard and something else and I was like Who the fuck was he in dukes a hazard and I started to think about it and I could just picture him going

Speaker: He's like, you go lay below. And I was like, holy fuck. And my head exploded. And I told my son, I said, Kevin, do you know who that is? And I said, that guy's in Dukes of Hazzard. And he's like, how? And I explained it to him. He's like, whoa. Yeah, it's not as interesting to you, but Crystal's going to blow Chris's mind. He's interested to people who care about that stuff.

Speaker: you know, with that, with the, with that being said, what's good? What's that? I got other things to do, boys. I got to go. Jesus. I don't know. I don't have nothing to do. I don't even know while I'm gagging tonight. I haven't been to that. That's great for, that's great for an interesting fact. That's the only thing I, maybe... I was a, I was a... You know, this is still my, this is still my other job.

Speaker: I was going to leave the show to you two idiots tonight. No, I actually have to get going as well. I just wanted to finish out the final hour. I'm going to leave the show still because it's important, so I can appreciate it. We had three minutes extra, so I gave you that quick fun fact about Sean. Yeah, a couple extra minutes. But we are going to close out the show. We appreciate you guys hanging out, as always. Thank you, guys.

Speaker: Not only thank you guys, the listeners, but Mike and Jeff, thank you guys. We did hit an accomplishment. It might not be big with any people, but it's something that I didn't think was going to happen. We did get $1 ,000 on podcast. So that is awesome. And you know, it's not just me. It's all of us. We joke and we kid. On to the next thousand. On the next.

Speaker: I'll do the next $1000. We joke and we kid and I act like that. How many do we have to get to actually get the Joe Rogan deal from Spotify? Just curious. Well, when we get $100 million from Joe Rogan, that means you guys will get, Jeff will get $3 million and Mike will get $2 million and I'll get $5 million. By the time we hit that trademark, I'll be over a million in my bank account. But as I said, Bobby, you guys are eating steak too. Doesn't matter who gets the word.

Speaker: No, but no, it is cool. So thank you guys. I want to thank you guys for listening, but thank you guys for being here to help get to that. Small bowl, but still a bowl nonetheless. We just hit over 1 ,000 followers on Twitter last week, so that was cool. We're still growing there. We're just hitting 1 ,000, 1 ,000, 1 ,000. Yeah, we're just growing everywhere. Our TikTok is growing. Our Facebook is growing. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on social media at Unsensible Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and YouTube. And then you can join us live every Wednesday and Saturday night right here on Hatch TV. You can come in and hang out in the chatter's box and shoot the shit with us. Thank you, Wiki. Appreciate that. Thank you, Betty.

Speaker: Michael, where can they find every episode of the podcast at? There you go. My personal choice is Spotify, but you can also find them on any location where you can find your podcasting needs. There you go. That'll be better. And I just kind of, I kind of surprised you with it. But, uh, yeah.

Speaker: Don't give us a follow. Don't give us a like. Give Mike and Jeff a double thumb in as always. And if you'd like to, you can definitely email us. That's not says podcast at gmail .com. Exactly. So we're going to end the show the only way we know how. Yeah, it was a little bit of a slow intro, slow bird. We got a blacked out mode. If you guys aren't already go check them out. Follow them wherever you stream music or

Speaker: Basically, anyway, tell them that we sent you in their comments. Awesome, man. They're actually on a cruise right now. I think we're going to two on a cruise. Ship us. Nice. Thank you.

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Speaker: Whatever, man.

Speaker: They're listening to Black Dot Mojo in the background at the grocery store. Nice. I just heard that.

Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck. Oh shit, Chuck. Oh shit, Chuck.

Speaker: Deuces!

Speaker: That's how we end the show, as always. Thank you guys for hanging out with me. My Jeff, love you guys. We'll see you all Wednesday night. We are out of here. Hit them with it one more time, Jeffrey. Deuces! Peace out! Goodbye, my little fuckles.