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Speaker: What's going on everybody? Welcome to Nonsense. Go nonsense. Happy Monday. I'm Glick hanging out with Tony. There will be no Jeffrey tonight. It was just I know his wife just got home today.
Speaker: Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. So, you know, we're gonna be fucking over. Yeah. This Monday. Yeah. No, he ain't gonna be there. Nothing. She's gonna come home and go out with their friends. But hopefully you guys had a good Monday.
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Speaker: It's actually been a really good Monday for me. I started my new job today. I'm stoked about this place man. I was, I was stoked to begin with, but then after getting there and I was waiting, I, you know, sometimes some things sound too good to be true. You know what I mean?
Speaker: And I was waiting for that catch 22, but it's legit, man. I'm excited to be there. I'm looking forward to it. I think it's going to be a fun gig. My bosses are all really cool. Um, actually one of them might be, might, uh, start listening to the podcast.
Speaker: We were we were chitchat and I was like, hey, you know, I, you know, started hosting a podcast about a year ago. And he's like, oh, really? What's what's it called? I thought I said, you know, nonsensical nonsense. He's like, I like the name. Yeah. So he was like, this, you guys right here, he pulled it up on Apple or something. I was like, yep, that's us. I said, be warned.
Speaker: We're uncensored, we're unhinged and we're on cage. I said, we talk about everything. I said, we talk about everything except politics and religion. He's like, perfect. I was like, hopefully you're not easily offended. But it does sound like it's going to be a pretty awesome job. I'm very fortunate to be there and grateful to be there because everybody I've met so far seems really cool. And it's just a chilled laid back environment, man.
Speaker: That's fun. You know, just the way they operate. And then I'm going to be able to get back to my normal schedule with my kids during the school. Yes. Because they made it very clear. We believe that family comes first. So whatever you need to do to have time with your kids, just do it. I'm like hell to the yeah. Beat that shit. Can't beat that shit. And then I got home and I had ordered beds and stuff for the kids and I off of Amazon. Mine wasn't even supposed to be here until Friday. I knew theirs was going to be coming today.
Speaker: They didn't realize I had to build their frames. No **** Well, they're like easy. They're like easy frames. All you do is take it out of the box and you and it showed it. You just folded it. No, they're metal frames that you had to completely build and then you fold it and then you fold it. No, you you put it all together and then you just drop it down in the bed and there's like a pad that goes over the frame and then the mattress you just take it out of the box and it's just like their beds did that. I took it out of the box as soon as I cut the plastic, they were just like
Speaker: I was like, shit, I gotta get this other layer of plastic off of it. My bed came in, so I was like, man. I had to let this bitch sit for 48 hours before I could sleep on it. Yes. I'm sleeping on the couch for the next two nights. One of the new magic. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. I was like, well, the girls ain't working. You're taking out the plastic and it just opens. Yeah. All that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fortunately, mine opened real slow. So, I was able, you know, because being a queen size, I was able to get the plastic and everything out like I said, the girls. You gave birth to a mattress.
Speaker: that's what it was like with the girl. Man, as soon as I cut that plastic and it got air inside there, both mattresses just went poof. And I was like, shit, I'm glad they're only twin size mattresses and I can kind of flip them around and maneuver them with ease. But my, fortunately, my queen just came out real, real nice and smooth. She's like, that I got the plastic completely off of it. So I'm looking forward to it. Hopefully it'll get all
Speaker: I guess I'll sleep on my new couches for the next two days. That's a shame. They're so, they're so comfortable. Yeah, right. What's going on? Chatter's box. Shady. Damn. How you guys doing? Yeah. So it was just like, you know, the typical first day for all the paperwork, but then I got to go see my buildings and stuff.
Speaker: It's a lot different from OSU. A lot easier. They're like, hey, if you can fix it, if you can't fix it, don't worry. Hello, contractor? I'm like, OK. They're like, or if it's going to take you too much time. Hello, contractor. You're seeing two hours a day driving. You're making more money. And they're giving you time to be with the family. You have fucking peace right now. Oh, yeah. You cannot beat that.
Speaker: that **** piece right now. I understand that **** that's uh it's uh as I've stated in the past, I for the first time probably ever in my life, I'm legitimately happy. Yes. And uh it's comfortable. Yeah. It's it's such a strange feeling. Um I had to thank Jody earlier for being my biggest cheerleader and the
Speaker: She's like, I ain't doing anything special. I said, yeah, but you don't understand. I ain't never had anybody like that in my life. So just thank her for giving me nothing to worry about. I'm like, it's a, it's nice to have somebody who's got my back again yet. She going through a toothache. Oh, yeah. What'd you tell her to do?
Speaker: I told the warm salt water, but she also had somebody, Justin, her mom came by to help her out. Yeah, they're saying that was 30 minutes late. I told you to get some warm salt water, gargle that that'll knock the paint away. Yeah, the warm salt water will help with the infection and stuff. I got Oreo gel, man. That stuff is wonderful other than the water. You said it don't work. Wow. Yeah. I know what I've been there before. You know what else works really good to help with the pain?
Speaker: was that aspirin, not Tylenol, not aspirin, or Aleve. Helped a bit, but I'm still in pain. Yeah, do the warm salt water and then do the peroxide. So give it about an hour in between. You got to heal that area. Yeah, but that might hurt, might all. Might all actually works really well too. Not going to lie. Tried it and it was fantastic. I don't know what y 'all ladies bitching about.
Speaker: to number when it comes to pain. I don't know. Man, I do got a couple of wonky ass teeth, Sadie, and I'll have this whole side of my face looking like that. All right, so my damn word, the eligibility is like drooling all around. But Aspirin, Aspirin seems to work the best as far as toothaches, and then Aleve will help too. You crush your Aspirin up and snort it.
Speaker: I only do that just to get Tony's reaction. Don't crush your, don't crush your ass for it. Oh, Jesus. Lord, you're lucky. I'm letting you stick me one time in the mouth with a needle. Get away from me and give me some of that laughing gas. It's been a minute. Go get some peroxide. Just go slow. Let it sit for a minute and move it around a little bit. You got to heal that area.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what that salt water that warm salt water gargoyle with the no help. Yeah, she should be I she's at least a good suit that way. That was she needs you to be able to rest. Be careful though, because it doesn't take very long shit gets infected. I had I had one several, I don't know a few months back. I'll pack in. What?
Speaker: November, early December. Dude, the whole side of my face was, it was as big as a damn softball. I went into urgent care and the doctor's like, it's a good thing you fucking came in here because this is a terrible infection. Gave me some antibiotics and within a day it was gone, but man alive. She was like, just take an aspirin, do this, take this for sure. And once that dude, I, oh man, it was so bad.
Speaker: I believe I don't know. I have wisdom teeth pulled when that medication off. Oh shit. I'm getting serious. You gotta like them for the morning. Good. Nice. I don't like Dennis but I gotta go in because I'm basically gonna see if I can have him just yank all my teeth out and give me some new ones. I'm gonna get some wooden teeth like George Washington.
Speaker: I'm gonna get wooden teeth with cubic zirconia and put on them. Let me see your greed. Yeah, yeah, you agree. You'll have wood forever. I got wood all day or day. That's it. I do what I'm gonna have a
Speaker: if I can get all of them and just have the new permanence put in, I think I'm going to go that route. Cause I've got, I've had, I had some dental work done years ago and they, they fucked up my teeth so bad in the back. And then I've got, um, years ago, I got my two front teeth knocked out with a shovel and, uh, they tried, they put them back in, but the nerves were dead. So I got like a black shit on my teeth where the, and I was just like, all right, fucking just rip them out.
Speaker: Well, you know, sometimes things happen. Would you leave it at that turn? I mean, being crazy landscaping, Maddox's girlfriend, you know what I'm saying? Maddox's girlfriend is bad. I might have caught a case that had been a... No. No, it was a fight.
Speaker: It wasn't meant for me, but I, I, I'm the one that got it. Somebody would have paid for this shit. Somebody did. They get to go. I was going to say, they got knocked out, but they tried to fix them. This was years and years and years ago. Uh, so there's some like dead nerves and shit like that. And, you know, so it's something that I've wanted to get done and just.
Speaker: had never had a chance to, so I'd like to try to keep it doing. Like I said, I think I'm going to go with those new, you know, they don't, they don't, I mean, you can still get dentures, but you, they go to those permanent, permanent ones that they like screw up into your mouth or whatever. I've had some friends to get them and they, but
Speaker: look phenomenal after everything settles down uh and you get the initial and once you get them initially put in it looks like big giant horse chompers. That's what it looks like when I smile it's like god damn you got some teeth. You got teeth for days. That's all I got. Yeah right. I guess once like all the swelling goes down and everything sets into place.
Speaker: everything looks normal but it's like damn. I was like, oh shit. A buddy of mine posted a picture after he got his done. And he was like, you think I've spent all this money to have these new teeth and I ain't gonna show them off? And I was like, damn, did they only come in extra large? Couldn't you got a smaller size? He was like, shut up bro. I gotta wait for it to, I gotta wait for it to heal. I'm like, look at that.
Speaker: I was like, them are fucking huge. Oh shit. Oh man. I guess. I have not seen Dr. Strange and I was actually, I was actually kind of planning on getting caught up on moon night this weekend with cash. And then, uh, I was going to watch Dr. Strange with him. Uh, but yesterday we, I found out Friday.
Speaker: I think it was Friday. Austin had a choir concert yesterday. So I wound up being gone all day yesterday. We left here at like one ish, 1 .30. I didn't get back last night until almost seven. I didn't even have time to put Saturday's episode up. No, you do it. I got it. I got it ready to go. And all that. I started to work out a little bit last night, but then Cameron and I started playing Xbox together.
Speaker: I had to, uh, podcast and plug the show. So I had to teach him. I had to show him how it was done on call of duty. Then I had to teach him a lesson and Madden. Don't fuck with me in my Cleveland Browns. Nick Chubb fuck around and put 200 and some art yard, 200 and some yards on that ass. You can do that shit in real life too. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I played a football game, won a national championship with the Jets one year. Yeah, right. I've been there a billion times, man. Man, the Browns have been to the Super Bowl so many times. On PlayStation. PlayStation. Right. I got to get in touch with Jason, see if he can make his list too. I got to call him. But I said he went back Sunday. I should have done it before then.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say I just posted the list today a sort of Speaking of that go vote on the starting five y 'all Got got that posted. It's on Facebook. It's only on Facebook right now. I don't know if I'll be able to Get it Posted anywhere else so go to the nonsensical nonsense Facebook page cast your votes not just for ours but for the chatters box the We got the kids involved this week
Speaker: My kids submitted a list. Tony was preoccupied. So we tried to get Jason's list in there, but I don't think Jeff's going to be, uh, I don't think Jeff's going to be available to, um, do any, any, uh, list editing or anything. He didn't even post the damn list. He just sent us the pictures of them. I didn't realize that today when I went looking for it, I was like, what the hell, where's the list? So I had to post it. What's going on? Oh, Stevie Wonder.
Speaker: Hey, Stevie Wonder. Yeah, I'll be curious if Jeff makes it for Wednesday's show. We'll see. I mean, it's understandable. Yeah. You know, come in and talk, shake it the hell back on. We got you. Yeah, he messaged me. He messaged me earlier. Fuck this morning. What time was it? I don't know what time he messaged me. I know what time I've seen it. Cause he was like, well on the way to the airport,
Speaker: Yeah, my wife, she's coming home today. I was like, OK, cool. How long is she going to be home? And I haven't heard anything from her. Hold on one second. This one now. Ask me what the top five things he would do for the lottery is go competition. You would do what?
Speaker: He said he would help me get more money. Five things. Yes. He said, oh god. Help dad get more money. That was like talking to cash.
Speaker: He will hire bodyguards and keep bullies away from him. Three more. Three more. The other one would be, I would use some of that money. You would do what? Buy me some jelly beans. You're going to buy jelly beans. Two more.
Speaker: And I will use some of my money to pick up the deals that actually fit. Pick up some pajamas. My last one. Buy a house. You gonna buy a house? Yeah, and every supplier house needs. You will buy a house and every supplier house needs. And everything inside the supplies.
Speaker: Okay, so that's five plus, but we just got five. We're good. Okay. We're doing a competition, me and a couple of guys on the internet, and we got our kids to make a list as well. That's what it was. Why the lottery? You have to spin when you hit the lottery. Well, you don't wanna see it.
Speaker: Yes, you do. You get most of it and I will have enough to do what I wanted to do and what you wanted to do. Okay. Bye. Okay. Bye. I bought something else. You got that. You got a little kiss.
Speaker: Hey. What you talking about? You got that too fake because you've been getting all hyped up on that maple syrup again, haven't you, Sadie? Too cute. All you Twitter folks. I think everybody can take heed to what they're saying on the internet, how you're talking to people based on what just happened recently. Oh, what happened on Twitter? Apparently a lady did kill herself. A what? A lady did kill herself.
Speaker: That's been happening for a while now. I mean people getting bullied on social media and shit and having kids I'm about to look at the story. Do you hear about that fucking shooting in Buffalo? Yeah Yeah, I'm not even gonna watch the video. Yeah, I'm not gonna watch it. I heard the whole story. I actually I seen it Last night There was there was a whole bunch of videos and stuff on YouTube. It was happening live Like it was after the fact
Speaker: Uh, but then there was a whole bunch of videos and stuff posted and everything like that. And then they were talking about this morning on the news and, or not on the news. Uh, the morning, the morning radio show, I listened to it. I was like, what the fuck? I guess this dude was like, just like a crazy racist. Yes. Why?
Speaker: Uh -huh. You got your new straight? Very good. That is Friday. Okay. I'll bring it tomorrow.
Speaker: I agree a little bit. They really shouldn't put that kind of stuff on TV. But unfortunately, it's news. But at the end of the day, I feel like to a certain degree, we have almost become numb to these mass shootings because they happen so often and so frequently anymore. Jackass recorded on Twitch. And they put a 180 -page manifesto on Discord.
Speaker: And that's and that's and that's where they need to crack down, you know, instead of going after people for the for the silly shit like, you know, Facebook is gonna gonna give or gonna put Cameron in Facebook timeout, because of a stupid comment he made joking around but, you know,
Speaker: It wasn't like that dude woke up yesterday morning was like, Oh, here we go on Twitch. We're going to go kill a whole bunch of people. You know, that was something that had been obviously thought out and more than likely had more Facebook posts or Twitter posts or whatever, then, then, then we know. Um, but evident still, you know, they weren't able to shut it down fast enough because it was still, I mean, there was a, there's a video of a guy on Facebook that blew his blew his head off.
Speaker: He went live stream or he went live on Facebook live and was basically saying for several minutes, you know, saying his goodbyes and saying his stories and talking about how this was going to be it. He was going to kill himself on Facebook live and people were in the comments like trying to help him and everything else. And then a few minutes in, he pulls up a shotgun, puts it in his mouth and on Facebook live blows his head clean off.
Speaker: And then the live kept going afterwards. So it was just like the body was just sitting there. And everybody doing that because cats are doing it all the time for attention. They can't everybody. Yeah, but I'm saying like it still ran a few minutes like after he did it after he killed himself. I mean, they shut our shit down and mute us as soon as we play.
Speaker: the first 30 seconds of blacktop mojo. And I tell them every week, we have permission. They can't, they can't catch on to that, but you're going to live stream somebody killing himself and then leave it running for, you know, several minutes after he, after he does it. Like, that's the head of way for the good reporter. Like we was on air time and the moderate started popping up in the conversation. We was like, what the hell was that? Hey, moderate, how you doing? Yeah, right. What you want?
Speaker: ain't say nothing yet, but I'm glad you're here. Let me go in the other room, please. Get your ass on out of here. We don't like your guy. All the moderators up there, they did it on Haps when I was on there. All right, never had no moderators come up in Haps. I'm surprised we didn't have no moderators that ever come up in Haps. You're right. In the early stages, my original account, I had Petey Pablo and whatever the hell their names were come up in my lives a couple of times. Yeah, they check people out in the early times.
Speaker: and hung out for a little bit. I think What's His Nuts was there one time when I called him. Yeah, Pablo was on one broadcast. Here's a couple of broadcasts. I was on Peter was on one. He was on Ellucian and was up in there a lot. And she didn't like the language, which I understood that. Well, you know, what are you going to do about it? Well, depends on what you want to do as far as broadcast. Like when I was doing my broadcast a minute ago, if you want to
Speaker: broaden your audience. You got to check your delivery to keep the attention. People want you to sell, but they still want you to be there. And the people with the numbers are the people who know how to talk to everybody at once instead of just your area. That's what matters. So I don't see it. I can't believe Howard Stern gets away with the shit he acts. Yeah. Well, I mean, he's well, I mean, go way back when. I mean, Howard Stern has been getting away with shit for years. Yeah. I mean, he's settled down.
Speaker: a lot, you know, come, you know, but I mean, fuck, watch, watch private parts is like, how in the hell did you get away with that stuff? I mean, now, I mean, it's, it's so crazy because, you know, they got to be careful what they, you know, like, like, if you're talking about a sex act or something like that, you have to be careful how you,
Speaker: describe it or, you know, say it. You talk about making somebody do it and it can't be an unwelcome action that you're presenting. Well, like, well, like if they're doing a news story or something and the news story says, you know, a couple got busted, you know, behind McDonald's and the lady was giving the man a blowjob. They have they can't say they can't say that they have to like say mouth hugs or something like that. Mouth hug? Yes.
Speaker: The FCC will get out there with you even if you're reading the story. That's what they call it. You got to go technical with it. Or. Mouth hugs. Mouth hugs. I haven't seen Dr. Strange. We talked about the shooting already. Perhaps.
Speaker: That's, that's why we're lucky that, you know, we, we have platforms like this where we can just kind of say and do as we please for the time being, the time being at a group of say, think it's not a little yet. Yeah. Until, until somebody gets butt hurt and they go and cry nonsense or nonsense hurt my feelings. Fuck your feelings.
Speaker: Somebody comes and gives us a slap on the wrist. Yeah If you mad at me, you need to be mad at shit up people be saying to me. Yeah It's fucking words on a screen you're not gonna it's not gonna change my life You're an asshole click. I know I
Speaker: I can't believe you fucker said that. I can't believe you're fucking listening. I can't believe you're going to be mad at me. Before the show started I was scrolling through TikTok and there's a gentleman on there and he does
Speaker: He does like woodwork and he makes like the American flags and he'll, he like burns them and stains them and paints them and does the wood etching and everything in them. And he does fantastic work. And he did one for a gentleman out in, out in Alaska. His dad was a coast guard and then he was also a police officer and an anchor as well. So he did this American flag. And then where the stars and stripes were was his dad's actual badge.
Speaker: And, uh, you know, he drew it on or etched it in there and painted it and had his badge number and on there. And then where the stripes and stuff are, he put in the coast guard symbol and then they put a blue, uh, the blue line. And then I guess the green line is for the coast guard or something like that, but he put it up with a tick. It was like a, like a dark green line. You know how they got the flags with the blue line, red line, yellow. I don't know, man. I don't know. I, you know.
Speaker: Um, but, um, and he put it with a sound basically going, you know, I work hard at my craft, you know, I spend many, many hours, blah, blah, blah. And some woman had to nerve to comment on it. Cause he, he did a response to it and say the flag was really cool and everything like that. But I don't think you have, I don't, I don't think you need to brag about how long and how, how long or how long you worked on it and how hard it was. The desire. Yeah.
Speaker: and he was like, okay, whatever, Karen. Like, why would you take the time out of your day to bust somebody's balls? Because he's proud of what he does. I mean, he's fucking out, dang it, that's a fucking dude. Yeah. Why don't you motherfuckers on social media go find a job? If you put the... Go find a life. As I tell you all the time, take a time out from social media. No, take a time out. Go outside. I'm outside.
Speaker: I'm not bad. I know people worse than me. Trust me. I am not bad. You have 925 social media apps on your phone. You sound jealous. Of what? Again, I ask you, of what? I am occupied. I am a busy man. I know how to diversify my intellect and my boredom with life. What do we tell Jeff? Get out of the house. Get out of the house. You talk to red people. You know where you fucking bathroom. I want to call that a good life, quite frankly.
Speaker: I don't know how he does it. I would have strung myself up from the ceiling. I'd tell you that all the time. Like, dude, I don't know how you just never leave that tiny space. Like, I got to get out of my house from time to time. That's crazy. He's got his office home. He's telling my boyfriend he's making good money doing it. I like that. And I told him, I said, I don't care how much shit I talk to you. Do that shit. Because motherfuckers want that.
Speaker: get out of the house, bro. You can't get the **** out of the house. Go get some fresh air. He's talking about you don't want to leave because he don't know how you're going to get the **** out of here. I've jumped his **** about that before. I'm like, you say you don't know how to behave. You don't know how to act. You need to go back and rethink some of the things that you've said about your wife. If you can't go outside and get some fresh air, if you don't know how to behave and you can't. You want to come back home to it. You want somebody else to have a
Speaker: Cause you know, that thought never crossed my mind. I can go do whatever the hell I want. And relationships embedded areas where I had plenty of temptation, but if I'm happy, I don't worry about it. Even when I'm greedy, I don't worry about it. I can count on one hand. How many women are like, you know what? I ain't got to worry about nobody else.
Speaker: And that's when I realized that I had something better than a bullseye. I was about to go through with these next trifle and heifers. And I'm saying, y 'all call them sorry ass jokers. Sometimes we on siphon ass heifers. Because we ain't got enough for what you want to do, even though we maintain our own. What the fuck is going to tell you when you maintain your own? You ain't got enough looking at us like you need it. And then we don't have to fucking run with us. Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. No, like I could go out. You can do Ray come out of me.
Speaker: I could go out and do shit. I told you that actually the other day, I said, there ain't a woman out here alive. That's going to be able to get the same, get my attention or make me feel any way different than I do right now. There ain't a woman alive that can make me straight. I don't care who the hell she is. Name off a celebrity. I don't know.
Speaker: I've been there. That's why I know where you come from. I've been there because you have peace, you have happiness. You don't want to lose that over some quick bullshit because quick bullshit gets old. I'll tell you somebody who has ran around. It will get old.
Speaker: I've been comfortable. I've been greedy. I done ran around. I've been the main man. I've been a side dude. I've been the one who got dumped. This all that shit. Running around. I'll do somebody you have to win. Sit your motherfucker. I go to male and female. All you motherfuckers I did watching. I'm telling you all right now. Running the streets gets old. And it's more old than expensive. When you put them two together, you're going to see where the fuck I'm coming from. But the hardest thing is trying to find somebody you're going to be just comfortable with.
Speaker: You gotta make it last. Half of y 'all can make it work right now, but you can't make it work over time. That's your fucking problems. We got all day. We got all day.
Speaker: Well, that two months don't count. Three months don't count. Six months don't count. A year don't count. Two years don't count. You got motherfuckers left. They've been made 30, 40 years. Well, we also lost. You need to ask three questions in these symptoms. The problem is also is we're living. They ain't never straight from each other. They ain't never had nothing else to worry about. You look outside and see where the headache is. You bring your ass right to fuck back home. Everybody wants their run. You don't want a groupie. You want your run. You don't want somebody else's. You want your run. You always want your fucking own.
Speaker: And it's hard to get it. And the hardest thing to get at our age is your own that ain't nobody else had. How much time we got in this moment? Let's see. I seen a meme the other day, and it was like one of those like, I don't know, love quotes or whatever.
Speaker: It was just a random picture of a couple and it said, I mean this disrespectfully. I don't care who had her before I did. She looks better in my arms.
Speaker: And I was like, yep. I call that Dr. Puss syndrome. Dr. Puss makes, they'll get a female, and I call the old shit out of her. They didn't put his shit in. She ain't necessarily a slut. She's being used for the right reason. And it's disrespectful to hell, but I understand. I don't want you to get hooked. You're gonna live on mine. I'm not gonna hold this shit off.
Speaker: I'm in this motherfucker now. I'll never get it all out. I used to watch National Geographic, Animal Planet, and Discovery Channel. I watched all that animal shit. Them motherfuckers are telling that shit we don't understand. Black widows, when they make, they kill the male. Yeah, you better run your ass off. How you gonna be in shape after you bust a nut? That's disrespectful as a motherfucker.
Speaker: Well, that's the same thing. That's the same thing with the praying man that says, man, the female, they say it off the map. They eat the male. They eat the male. They eat the male. They eat the male. They eat the male. They eat the male. They eat the male.
Speaker: There's a whole new meaning to Hall of Notes man eater. No, but I mean, it's also, you know, dating in this area with especially this newer generation.
Speaker: Always on these motherfuckers. Looking at next options. Looking at other options. You don't spend quality time with your partner anymore. What's quality time with your partner? Let's tell the youth. Just being together. Spoiler. Half of y 'all can't have a conversation without typing. Yeah. When Jody and I think, with Jody, yeah, with Jody and I together, we're perfectly happy and content. Sitting on the couch, cuddling up, watching TV, talking. We might not even be talking. We just might be cuddled up together. And who I was with is still playing games.
Speaker: I never got mad about that. I don't get mad if you comment on posts. I don't get mad if you read your shit, because sometimes, and I'm gonna tell everybody, a lot of people on social media, they're trying to see what's going on in the world, and that could sometimes bring a conversation. Sometimes. Sometimes, but then you got, yeah, but unfortunately - Once you are in school, adult friend finder motherfuckers can you - But, you know, unfortunately,
Speaker: the majority of the time, they're on their phones doing shit they shouldn't be doing. Like I said, I'm at my happiest. Jody and I are just cuddled up on the couch together, watching TV or chit -chatting or whatever. Just spending time with her. Hold on a second. Geez, this creep is everybody hitting me up the back. Sorry about this. We don't have to go and do anything or anything like that. I sure as hell ain't on my phone.
Speaker: You know, if I get on my phone, it's usually like podcast related stuff or whatever, but that's just because I'm not allowed to have no days off. She said no days off. Even if you're with me, which I get and I can respect it. So, okay. I was putting in the call back. It must be, I know what time of year it is. That's why they call it. Yeah.
Speaker: Uh huh. I knew it. Somebody wants some money. This is a shocker. You need your appraisal done, don't you? Got that money now. But no, I see that a lot with the, you know, if you go out to eat somewhere or something like that and you see these young couples and both of them.
Speaker: You're like, what the **** are you doing? You know, you're out there with your girlfriend, your boyfriend **** spend some time with him. I'm saying, ain't that hard? Little Lord, y 'all ain't got nothing to talk about. What the hell are you even doing together? But what the hell do I know about relations? Fix my keep getting tangled up in my cord over here. Here we go.
Speaker: Now we might be in business. I keep getting tangled up. I need to go back to my, uh, back to my wireless headset. But, you know, tell you, Sharon, I guess you live and learn. You figure things out as you go. I'm still learning.
Speaker: It's just dead air. That's what I'm talking about. Sorry about that, but I'm glad that call came through. Somebody owed me a favor from a few years ago and they just called me to pay me back. I called that a proper interruption. Ladies and gentlemen, somebody does something for you. And you have all intentions of paying them back. Do this shit.
Speaker: I have more respect for people who try to reciprocate the favor you gave them. Their motherfuckers will be like, don't worry about it. Or I'm not going to worry about it. Or I thought you were doing this for me and anything was going on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That shit is old. Motherfucker helps you when you say you're going to pay them back. Pay them the fuck back. Pay them the fuck back. I made a deal with this dude a few years ago. I said, I'm going to work this out for you.
Speaker: as best as I can. He said, if you're working out for me, I'll buy you a dinner. I said, I can't make no promise. He said, I ain't worried about it. He said, I already know what you're going through. If you can work this out, I'll buy you a dinner. What I worked out for him helped him make some money that he was entitled to. And he was also a fellow veteran, somebody I was talking to about getting a disability started and everything. He just hit me up. He said, listen, I know I owed you. Let me know when you're free this week. Deal. Hell yeah. He said, I know you are. He said, I know how you eat, so you just pick the spot.
Speaker: I'm not even going to bust you over the head. He said, listen, we're going to get some food and we're going to have a couple of shots. There we go. Yeah, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. Reciprocation, ladies and gentlemen, the reason why I appreciate it because I've helped people who had no intentions of paying back. People get tired of me for paying back. But the problem we got in society is people want you to help them and they don't expect you to ask for anything as a Christian. I got you as a Christian that we are being taken advantage of. Let's be clear. You're not supposed to help anybody with the intent of getting paid back. However,
Speaker: I feel, personally, call it what you want. Fuck it. When you help somebody back, if they're ever in a bind, you will never be the problem. Think about it like that for a minute. Instead of taking advantage of folks, let people know that if you needed their help, it wasn't because you wanted to see if they were going to do it. You really needed it. And you were grateful, and you were going to return a favor. You're actually waiting for the moment where you can be there for something just as detrimental as it was for you. Always remember that. Get mad at me. Call me a hypocrite. I don't give a damn.
Speaker: I've been broke. I've been asked out. People have helped me get back up. I tried to pay them back. It's only helped everybody else. That's why I do so much up here. That's why I've been doing so much in my house. That's why I do so much in life and society. I will wear myself out to help people like I have been helped. Y 'all can be ass over bitches if you want to. I'm gonna be a man. It's harder to be a man than it is to be a dog. And it's harder to be grown than it is to be immature. Always remember that.
Speaker: I'm on your ass. Me? No, I deal with your monkey ass later. I'm waiting for you to deal with the plane.
Speaker: You know what's going to, you know what's going to fuck y 'all up. If I get out of that plane, then it don't be a problem. Yes. Yeah. I'm going to be cool. I'm going to be cool as Billy Dee on that plane. Just chilling. Like took my incentive flame on it. If I threw up, I was going to have to buy drinks. One dude said, if you throw up, you buy my drinks. And I said, I probably won't throw up. I said, I don't know. But I probably said, you know what? I got the leeway right now. We'll make that deal. I went to that whole flight and I never threw up. They told me I done that.
Speaker: He said, Tony, you're the man as a dog. But jeez, that shit was kicking my ass. Oh, yeah. All right. Oh, yeah. That's going to be funny if I can't get on that bitch. I'll come co -collect it. He'll be like, no, drug test him. He was on something.
Speaker: ass, I'm on your ass. But you know what, we want you, we want you to get over that because the world's flying. The world is flying. And if you want to travel, you're about to be in a very comfortable position to where you want, you're going to want to go places and do things. Yeah. Like I said, I've always, you know, I've always been a, you know, I can't, I've tried roller coasters and stuff like that in the past. I can't get over that fear on a roller coaster.
Speaker: Plus, plus, plus I've reached an age in my body that we, you know, as beat up as it is. I can't, I can't handle riding rollercoasters, the jerking and the yanking and stuff. I wrote a kid, but you're secured to your body. Oh yeah. I'm not worried about flying out of a rollercoaster or anything like that.
Speaker: I mean, I wrote like one of the little kids roller coasters down in Pigeon Ford with cash. And just that jerking from that thing I got out of it, man, my back was all crying. Yeah, if you got back issues, you didn't know. Yeah. Yes, that's different. That whole was entirely different. Mm -hmm. Which I do have a ton of back problems, but that's just, that's on me, you know, doing that. I do too. But military and all. Yeah. Just overexerting myself. Mm -hmm. Exactly.
Speaker: You know, I've always, I've always thought that if I could get that initial first flight out of the way, you know, yeah, I'll probably be scared. Yeah. I'll probably be nervous. But if I can get that initial one out of the way, every time after that would be fine. I'm going to tell you, you shouldn't be nervous. I've just never had the opportunity to fly. So you should not be nervous. And I mean it at all.
Speaker: But, you know, like, like I said, you know, that Jodi cause a lot of, she talks about going to Vegas and I told her about my fear of flying and she's like, well, I'd be a few drinks before you get on the plane. Oh, that didn't come up. Oh, I got it. I got to bring it up here. No, that's not what I wanted to come up either. Oh, I was gonna say I can add it to the stream.
Speaker: But she's like, if you need a few drinks, have a few drinks. So you're not so tense and whatever. I was like, I don't plan on getting fucking hammered. That's the last thing I want to do is be completely fucking tanked out of my mind and trying to fly. I would die. That shit would be so fucking funny. Let's see if I can do this. Because if you can do it as a guest, that's actually pretty interesting.
Speaker: I was gonna say, you can put it up there and I can, whatever you just put up there. Yeah. And all I gotta do is edit the stream. No, that's not it. See, they didn't show it. All right. Don't worry about it. So I can't do that on this. Yeah. I was working this every stream out. Um, this goes to Twitter. Restream goes to Facebook and Twitch. Yeah. I can send this to Twitter too. I can actually send it to all of them. Yeah. I would.
Speaker: You gotta upgrade it one more time to add. Right now I can send it to three sites. And with not being able to get the comments from Twitter, I just decided for the most part it would go to Twitch and YouTube. But I also told Jeff that Twitch and Twitter would be the ones that are interchangeable.
Speaker: Like, I mean, I can. I think the biggest audience, the biggest open audience is going to be on Twitter and Twitch. Facebook is striving for a lot of people. I don't even want nothing going to Facebook for real, because like I said, even when I did my broadcast a minute ago, it did get blocked because of the music in a couple of places. But it'll still be up. So the block will be in certain areas, but not all. I do read that on Facebook. I can, right in the middle of the show, I can swap where it's going to. Right now, I just took it off Twitch and put it onto Twitter. Oh, wow.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what we were playing with when we just had the, when we just had the. You go to three. Yeah, I can go to three platforms. You can, you just have to upgrade it. You have to get it. You have to go to the next upgraded platform and then you can go to like four or five. You can put your own. Let me see if it's on Twitter because Twitter wasn't acting right for me. Your own custom. Yep. We're on Twitter. I see it. See if the comment will come up.
Speaker: I think if you put mine up, I think if you reply to it, it might come up. I don't remember how it, how it works. Yeah. Just, I just got the notification that I commented. Yeah. That you commented and like, but it doesn't come up in here. Now I'm putting it on the broadcast itself. I'm gonna see if it comes up. And I, I think it's because Twitter is doing that with a lot of people. And I got told if he was on periscope, a lot of those people are.
Speaker: not able to come on. Yeah, and I was on Periscope. So when I'm looking at it, it's showing the old Periscope platform. So, but yeah, I mean, it can definitely go up on Twitter. And then when you just say, hey, if you guys want to comment, we're on YouTube or Facebook. It's live on Twitter right now. So. Yeah, I got two doubles appointments Wednesday. Then I got two more on Monday.
Speaker: Yeah, it's what you were saying before the show started. They got you going all over the damn place. Yeah, I told them about my symptoms since I tested positive for COVID. And they're like, where are you going through? And I told them, I said, okay, we're going over this, this, this, and this. I said, all right. My mother was on my ass. You better go. I ain't got any money for the COVID. Just tell me, Ali. All right, cool. All right. I really, I really haven't done a full week of work since February. Yeah. I get up and I'm just like,
Speaker: I mean, I literally sit there for 30 minutes when I wake up in the morning just to see if something's gonna kick in. Something's gonna happen. I'm gonna be tired. I'm gonna get dizzy. I'm gonna get muscle aches. One of them is gonna happen within 30 minutes of me waking up. Yeah, exactly. This is no joke, man. Y 'all play around with it. Listen, I see what Fauci never talked about. I don't care what nobody says. Fuck all y 'all conspiracy theories right now. If you have it and you're going through it, I'm standing with you.
Speaker: but this shit is for the birds. This is mind -blowing. And they really don't know exactly what to do about it because you could try one treat and another one will kick in. I understand now. I understand. I'm not playing around with no more viruses, no more pandemics. The hell with all y 'all. It's like... It's like... Sorry. No, you ain't. No, you ain't. Fuck you.
Speaker: There's there's a part I wanted to do. I had to look the folks that we were talking about. No, I believe I believe that there's you know II don't think I don't think anybody knows enough about it. I don't even think that quote unquote experts know enough about it. It is what it is. That was their fear. They don't and it was
Speaker: Like I said, I've been fortunate enough, I'm not gonna say what is or isn't because I've been fortunate enough that I never got it, you know? And I - I was like you before I tested positive, I was just like you. And I never changed my lifestyle, I was working, I was quote unquote essential, I was driving all over Ohio,
Speaker: In and out of truck stops and everything else, you know. I was traveling, I went to New York and came back and I was being precautious when we came back for Jason's sake. Anytime he had any discomfort, we're just staying home. But I mean, I gotta jump for my own shit now.
Speaker: I wasn't ready for this. And, you know, same thing with the vaccines. I was never pro or anti vaccines. I was just like, I was just like, well, I'll get it if I have to. If I don't have to get it, I won't get it. And this is what it is. I had to get it at OSU. They told me I had to get it or I wasn't going to have a job.
Speaker: Um, I'd already done research in the past and talk to people and stuff like that. And when they told me I had to have it, I, I talked to some more friends that are in the medical field and I went with what they, what, you know, what they thought was the best. And, and they're like, you know, be prepared for side effects. They're saying, I didn't have any side effects from either shot. I want you to count your blessings. So yeah. So I was like, my arm, the second shot had me, second shot had me tight.
Speaker: Yeah. And I'm at a different level of fatigue after the second shot from when I tested positive. I'm going to tell everybody. This is a different level. Familiar discomfort. I'm telling you, this is exactly what it is. Unfamiliar discomfort. Take your ass on it now. Yeah. Seriously. For those of you who
Speaker: or worried about the COVID tests that come through USPS, I did receive mine. They did come. If you're looking for the free COVID test that CVS offers, CVS does offer free COVID tests. So get both of them, from me to all of you. You're talking about they just randomly sending people COVID tests through the mail? You said we got free COVID tests. You can get one. Oh, so you got a call and order it or something? They just, I'm a CVS shopper like a motherfucker. Well, I mean, I've had to, I've had to do a couple COVID tests. I'd do a couple with the kids. Did CVS answer us?
Speaker: I would love for CVS to sponsor us. Could that extra care patch pass as a beast? I'm not going to shit on CVS. I'm not going to shit on CVS right now. I just have more of a lingering question. Why the fuck they all put your CVS right now. God damn middle of the hood. I'd be a nicest motherfucking thing in the middle of the hood.
Speaker: You got two in the middle of the year, go fuck. I got two from CVS and two from USPS, but I'm serious. We got one down on the east side of town, and even during the middle of the day, that shit is sketchy all around CVS, but that's CVS looking nice. But everything else is sketchy as fuck.
Speaker: You get there, stay up with the emails on them. This comes, I promise y 'all, I went to this store last week with $20 worth of shit. By the time I finished with the coupon, that shit went to zero. Fucking, fucking, we saved y 'all money, damn it. We need sponsorships. Fucking one receipt kills quarter of the rainforest. You get your receipts into your email. That's the other one. Medicare, Medicaid, patients are in high numbers.
Speaker: They are there because they're convenient. Them Walgreens, a lot of your supermarkets have their pharmacies in there. Well, like Kroger has one here. Yeah. Stay busy. They stay busy. I agree with you on that. Walmart too. Walmart was... Oh my God. Yeah. The Minute Clinics and shit like that. Yeah. I mean, to get your prescription filled. I respect the fact that everybody's got so many locations to get them filled at. Yeah. Yeah. That's how to do it. I can respect that, but they are swapped.
Speaker: Oh, on the daily deal. Yeah. Cause we had to do a couple of COVID tests and I did a couple of the free ones through like CVS where you go online and set up an appointment and all that shit. And it was just like, Oh, we don't have any COVID tests available for a week. And it's like, Oh man. Cause they weren't, they weren't, it wasn't because they were out. It was because they were so busy.
Speaker: That didn't mind the drive through. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's what I did. My results came back in two days. I went early on when you had to stick the thing up your nose. I did that. I mean, when you had to go to your brain and poke your brain and give yourself force with her eye. I'm not going to lie. It's a real diagnosis. You do not know.
Speaker: I'm not making fun of the man, I'm just saying. No, it wasn't. Oh, I was showing Tony how easy it was to switch back and forth from platforms. So I brought it back up because we never left. Or did we? I'm always here. Did we leave or did we not leave? I'm always here. Maybe it was you.
Speaker: With the way golf over that's on my forest neck Y 'all going to hell I Used to tell my broster that when he would start talking dumb shit. I'd like you give me fucking force with her. I shut up I'll go to hell
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: No way Leonardo DiCaprio wasn't the retard. I think he was just like an adopted kid or some shit. How do you spell that goofy bastard's name? They don't take breaks on Monday. I can talk some shit then, fuck it. If by chance you wanna come over. That damn Silk Sonic gonna take over.
Speaker: Oh, okay. He wasn't, he wasn't the re re on, on family. Was it on family ties? Yeah, it was family ties. He, he was like, he, he was like, uh, they adopted him or something. He was like, uh, like a, like an orphan or some shit. They adopted him. He was early teens, I think. Right. What the fuck was that?
Speaker: Oh, life goes on. Well, he really was a really too. My bad, Corky. That's all him. I'll do it. Yeah, it's not him. Keep pointing the other way. You had it right the first time.
Speaker: I thought, oh no, that was Leonardo DiCaprio and what's eating Gilbert great. You ever seen that movie? No. Oh my God. Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, their mom was like 450 pounds. That's on Buffalo. Oh, I thought you were talking about the animal Buffalo. I was like, are buffaloes attacking people in mass numbers?
Speaker: There's just a randomly pop -up question. I don't think there's much of anything you can do other than stop giving them - What sort of overflow and what's needed to stop mass attacks? Mass attacks. Motherfuckers need to calm their ass down. Don't nobody need assault weapons. I need assault weapons. Let's see how far that goes. I need assault weapons. I had a conversation about that the other night. Well, I think they need to stop with so much coverage on it.
Speaker: Because clearly this nut, this fucking nut bag and Buffalo only did it for views, for views and likes and comments and shit. You need to stop sensationalizing it on the news. I'll give you that. Stop reporting on it. Stop giving it so much. Cause I bet you tend to one a week from now, they're still going to be talking about it. They are going to talk about it because there's too many it's been happening. It didn't happen under the previous administration.
Speaker: It's happened under the last three or previous four, maybe four administrations. It has no bearings on who's in office and who's not. At all. Yeah. At all. I agree. It has a lot to do with mental disease. It has a lot to do with some people. I mean, there's people out there that do it just like this guy did. He put it on Twitch. So whether he had other
Speaker: Reasons behind it and I don't want to speak too much on it because I haven't read too much on it I'm only hearing the hearsay But some you know, don't don't put it all over the news for three weeks Don't talk about it You can't you can't say we're gonna take the guns away from people because at the end of the day Bad guys can still get guns because the bad guys don't care about your loss. They don't So don't leave me out there an easy target take my guns away when I'm doing my doing living life the right way and
Speaker: Let me ask you a question. Because come next month. Let's go ahead and do this. Let's go ahead and do this. Come next month when the new law passes or when the new law goes into effect in Ohio, I guess who's carrying every single motherfucking day everywhere I go. Why? Because I can. No. Because I want to. But still. That's why. Because I can and because I want to. Most of my teachers have been from me and killed somebody with it. Somebody's got to try real hard to take my gun away from me.
Speaker: I know and if I have my I have my gun on me and they try to take my gun away from me who's to say I don't shoot them first. Miss my point. The capacitated somebody takes you're going to kill somebody.
Speaker: How do you feel about that? Because you was walking around because you were able to. And I'm asking serious question, no shade, no nonsense. We just got to cover some scenarios. We got time. I would love to cover this. But again, I don't have a gun. What's stopping that bad guy from still going and getting a gun and killing somebody? Fully understood. And I'm off of that. We ain't going to stop motherfuckers from having guns. We're not going to stop motherfuckers from shooting people.
Speaker: Catch 22. We're not ready to step in on some of this shit because they've normally been signed. All I have to say is, people have the right to bear arms. We don't control what they do with them. OK, we got that. Now, let's go ahead and knock this shit down. Let's break it down a little bit. Just a little bit. But I have a lot of mass shootings with motherfuckers going to other areas and committing the shootings for somewhat of a thing, for somewhat of a tension, for somewhat of a competition, for somewhat of a thrill.
Speaker: How do you address these issues? All of you out here listening and watching. How do you address these issues with what's going on? And it's the youth. Who the fuck is giving a teenager else an assault rifle? Most grown folks got the worst six months out of the year just to fool the animal. And again, that all comes back to the fact that we live in a society where it has become, people don't believe there's consequences for their actions. That's why you get these keyboard warriors that run their mouths on social media.
Speaker: all fucking day and then and then you know you get these fucking kids out here that thing just because they watched the TikTok video they can talk shit to a police officer and nothing's gonna happen to them agree or they can completely disrespect a stranger and they're not gonna get knocked the fuck out agreed you know victim after they started the boom yeah exactly or you get these stupid ass kids that are running around uh
Speaker: running up on strangers and knocking them the fuck out, playing that knockout game or whatever. Now, here's the defense for an assault rifle. So it was a group of them doing it. One gun's not gonna stop all of them. I got that part. Let me be clear to y 'all. I got that part. If you're with the area where there's mass people doing shit all the time after one person, understand the assault rifle. Because one weapon may not have enough ammunition for the people attacking you, especially when you got a right to defend yourself. I will give you that entirely.
Speaker: I don't, I don't think, I don't think you need to be walking around. Like I'm not, I'm not that guy. It's going to be like, Oh, the law says I can carry an assault rifle on my back and walk down the street. I'm not going to be bad guy, but I'm going to, you know, I got my, if I was to tell you, you just said that because I can. Well, yeah, you can, but I'm not going to be that guy. I got, I'm going to be that guy. So say we would change your ransom based on you're not going to be that guy. Why would you, why is it such a concern for so many people to walk around armed?
Speaker: I think it's more of a common sense thing. It doesn't make any sense to walk around with an assault rifle. What do you need an assault rifle? Why do you need, like if you want it for home protection, whatever you want to go fucking shoot a deer. I don't care. I don't think you need it for, uh, going to Walmart. Well, you might need it at Walmart. Oh, fuckers are doing it in Texas too. And they do it to Walmart with a fucking M 16 on their back.
Speaker: Yeah, they're doing it in Texas, too. People are walking around everywhere with a pistol on their hip. Ladies and gentlemen, it's not the wild, wild fucking West. It needs to be. Unless you know there's a threat coming. And I will give everybody that we are kind of on the edge of society. No problem there. A handgun, no problem. You walk around with a motherfucking assault rifle at people used during the war. You're not in the war.
Speaker: Yeah. And that's the thing. I'm not walking around. You're like, I'm not going to walk around with a big old holster on my side where everybody is. It's a concealed, I can conceal my gun legally in the state of Ohio with, you know, and nobody has to know that I have it. I know I have it. Nobody has to know you have a gun. No, but people want to walk around displaying it. People ask me, do you have a gun? I don't own a gun. They said, why? I said, I'm going to make it easy for you. I'm not buying that motherfucker for decoration. If I got to go, I'm going to use it. No, exactly.
Speaker: And that's the thing. By the time I own a gun, any and everybody who has ever talked shit should be worried. And I don't know. But I mean, that's the thing. You know, people get those assault rifles and walk around with them on their backs and shoulders or just carry them around. They do that shit for attention. They do that. They do that shit for civil liberties. They do that shit just like fucking Jeff knowing damn well that there was a mask mandate and he wouldn't wear one just so somebody would say something to him.
Speaker: And him and I had conversations about that. I'm like, dude, it ain't fucking hurting you none to put a mask on when you go in the store. Don't fucking care. That's what he said. I ain't wearing one. I got a homeboy like that. Because you want attention. Anybody who did that shit. And he refused to wear a mask. He would walk everywhere in broadcast. He said, I ain't wearing no mask. I ain't going to wear a mask. He was right. Constitutially, they cannot force you to put anything in your body as far as vaccination. But I'm meeting them halfway with wearing a mask and maintaining my distance. Deal.
Speaker: Look, I hated the mask. I didn't like them. I thought it was silly. But at the end of the day, if I went to, I have to go to the grocery store. If they want me to wear a mask for the 20 minutes or a half hour that I'm in Kroger's, well, it's not that big of an inconvenience. No, it wasn't. You know, but yeah, it was, that's - But only working with these guns and pushing these gun laws. The hunters I will give you. Protecting your home, I will give you. Protecting your family, I will give you.
Speaker: I support that. But an assault rifle means your ass is going into a situation where you're going to have that many more motherfuckers coming against you and you know it. Do you really live that lifestyle? Yeah, exactly. And that's what I said. A lot of times when you see... You can barely afford the car you got. I wish a motherfucker would have a brand new gun in a used vehicle. I'm going to talk about your ass. I'm going to talk about your ass. Fucking guns cost more than that car. More than your car. The fuck out of you.
Speaker: No, like I said, the ones that walk around with assault rifles like that, you know, down the sidewalk or in the store, they just do that shit for attention. That's all they're doing. Everybody killed me talking about, you go, oh, well, I got my gun. I got second amendment rights. We all have second amendment rights. But you can also be arrested for that same right, because the second member says you have to let the ball off. But then you get arrested for possession of a firearm. Somebody's playing that shit to me. I'm still there. I'm going to let you motherfucking explain that shit.
Speaker: You have to know your state laws. I mean, that's like, federally you are able to bear arms. Yeah. But I mean, the position of a firearm, even though it was constitutionally legal as a, as a citizen United States, state lines with your own personal property.
Speaker: He can't carry it on. They're loaded in your state. Go to another state to see what happens. Classical purpose that went to jail, not for having a gun. You went to jail for having that gun loaded. Yeah. And where was he at? New York.
Speaker: one of the toughest states in the country. Mind you, he had a permit to have it in the state, but in the state, it could not be loaded. I mean, but that was in Alabama. People said, it don't make no damn sense. I said, I know, that's why I didn't buy a gun. It doesn't make sense because in Ohio, you can open carry, but as soon as I get in my car. And that's it. No, I know a lot of the states, but as soon as I get in my car, that gun has to be unloaded and my magazine has to be in a separate compartment than my gun.
Speaker: Some states, the gun has to be somewhere, the ammo has to be in a fucking trunk. So, and like I said, I know there's what I think Ohio is the 21st or 22nd state that is adopting this concealed carry without a permit and whatnot. So if I go from Ohio, Kentucky, Virginia, whatever, and those all three of those states have the same law, then I can
Speaker: willy -nilly just go across the lines. He's your kicker. But again, that's a part of being a responsible gun owner. If you're going to travel, you should know the laws and the restrictions. If I leave Ohio in federal, to state, to city, to county, to parish, to township, all that shit, it's a hit. Yeah. It's a hit. I mean, when I bought my gun, I even asked Jodi a couple of questions. Because even though I've talked to cops here,
Speaker: in town and talk to them about it. I still wasn't sure. I've talked to Jodi about it. I didn't even ask her about the new law, what she knew about it and stuff like that. Because I don't want to think I'm doing right and get caught with my pants down and then get caught doing something I wasn't supposed to be doing. If I'm doing it, I want to make sure I'm 100 %
Speaker: Most gun owners will cover their pants down because they're loaded. Most gun owners will cover their pants down because the gun was a separated weapon to ammo, the problems of the vehicle. And the cabin of the vehicle is a separate compartment from the trunk, not front seat, the back seat motherfuckers.
Speaker: You can't. I travel multiple states. I don't just do my local area. I don't just do my state. Everybody will tell you the laws in the state of, fuck that. I fucking travel. I want to know what it is everywhere. Multistate permits where I'm at, I can carry in 22 states.
Speaker: but every state has a different way for you to carry that weapon. Well, that's like the Ohio CCW, it's effective in, I don't know, I think it was like 37 some odd states or something like that. Might've been more than that, I'm not 100 % sure. But of course, California and New York where they just, damn, they're making it impossible for people to own guns. And I understand it because of the crimes. You know crime used to be crazy.
Speaker: And it's gotten worse since they started doing all this shit and the cops started walking off the job. It's because of COVID. Yeah. Chicago was bad, too. Chicago's always bad. It was because of the school system I was hearing. That crowd was so damn ridiculous. All y 'all going on this, man. Y 'all be fucking careful. I know DC, you couldn't even carry it. You couldn't even drive through the city with a gun in your car about 20 years ago. You could not.
Speaker: If you had a weapon in DC, your ass was going to jail. As if you had a gun. And it just made it legal for you to have a gun in the area. Just made it legal. Y 'all come on, man. Let's all some shit, let's all some real shit. Y 'all come on, man. We're gonna need an assault rifle, unless you go into war. I don't have an assault rifle. I forgot 9 -0 there. Now I do plan on buying
Speaker: semi -automatic shotgun. Why? I'm not, it's not like I'm gonna walk around town with it. I just want it. I think it's a cool gun. I just, I'm not, yeah, I'm not like walking around. It's not like I'm walking around town with a, with a barrel clip on my shotgun. Just go, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, do
Speaker: buying a membership to, uh, uh, there's a gun club down the road that I'm thinking about getting a membership to. And, you know, I don't know, it's not like, yeah, like I said, my, my, my concealed carry will just be my, my pistol. I'm not, I'm not trying to get crazy and I'm not out there waving it around for the world to see or anybody else. It's mine. And it's, it's, uh, that's the most I would have.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't even know. Yeah, I mean, that's... And that's just before the variety of shit. I want a 45, I want a 9, I want a 40. Yeah, I want it. And then I want a rifle. Yeah, I want to get the 40 version of the 9 that I have. That's what I originally wanted to get, but they were so popular at the time. It's so hard to get. So I just got the 9, but I want to get the 40 version of what I have. And is it still hard to get ammo these days? I know it was last year. I have no idea, honestly, because... Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, I, I've had my gun for a couple of years and I haven't even fired to some bitch once. Yeah. I'll be a COVID hit and you know, all the gun ranges closed out. I was like, son of a bitch. It is not like somebody's country back y 'all with some sticks or somebody. Yeah. That's the thing. I don't, you know, that's the, the joys of not having any friends in real life.
Speaker: You know, it's not like I just open my window and shoot it across the street into the woods. Yeah. Yeah. So my whole thing is, like I said, I'm with the military. I did a lot of my arms training. So I was good.
Speaker: You gotta be careful of the backdrop. You gotta be careful of the recoil. You're used to maintaining it and aiming properly. I don't say a bunch of you motherfuckers don't aim properly. You're not gonna be like the police shows when they sit there. You won't count the two of them, did you? Bunch of them. Y 'all minutes of society just bucking them motherfuckers out. And the wrong gun gonna recoil wrong. You gonna hit the wrong motherfucker. I need to sit y 'all asses down, man. Somebody break in and bust them. I understand that fully. I'm with anybody. You break in the house and you got kids, fuck them.
Speaker: Fuck them. If I ain't invite you, fuck them. I used to come home drunk through my apartment and walk dead in the door. If anybody's in here, I ain't invited anybody to get your ass off. And I walked through the whole apartment, leave the door open. You can leave now. The hell did you live, man? Montgomery, Alabama. I've never had that thought when I walked in my house. Like, don't miss it, man. You come home at the top of Long Island, you ain't scared of nothing, you know? But yeah, as soon as I come home, it's always my door's locked. I've never had that thought like,
Speaker: motherfuckers are in here. This is your chance to leave off. I've had, I've lived through three break -ins. If you don't leave now, I'm still mad at them motherfuckers. I keep 35 people in my head. The longer, the longer they got to get away because of Jesus. Yeah.
Speaker: I do not own a gun on purpose. The minute I buy one, I know what I'm about to do. And I might not, I'll be fitted this year. This the year I'm supposed to start buying guns. Cause I'm too old for these little young motherfucker. They don't come by themselves no more. Yeah, absolutely not. They do not come by themselves. Assault rifles for people getting jumped. I understand that. You good Sadie. Go rest yourself. Get that salt water and get that peroxide. I'm telling you, I will peace. You'll be able to sleep. Yeah, but again,
Speaker: You're doing that. You're putting yourself into a situation. No. Sometimes he finds you. Yes. Not everybody who...
Speaker: is a victim of a crime. Well, no, not everybody is a, you know, but if you're walking around with an assault rifle, just to be prepared, then you put, no, I'm not saying you, I'm saying in general, if somebody is, then you put yourself, if you're, I have to be prepared. Well, what situations are you putting yourself into that you have to have a 50 round, a 50 round clip, you know,
Speaker: Like what the hell are you doing that you put yourself in that situation? Supposed to just live in a dangerous area. I give them that. Take anybody somewhere where people break into houses as groups. And I do know that they had that happen around here for a while. Okay. Houses as groups, it would be like three or four of them.
Speaker: Uh, three or four break into my house. I've got 16 and if that don't, and if that don't do the job, then I've got arsenal right above my bedroom door. I turned into, I turned into a fucking MS 13 or something to start hacking motherfuckers up with a machete. Hey, you call it what you want. They're doing it. God damn it. I know they're doing it.
Speaker: They doing it. But like, and unfortunately for, for, you know, say somebody broke into my house right now. If you're getting too far in, you're kind of stuck. Yep. It's like the roach motel. You'll check in, but you will not check in. There's one way in. If you come in too far, it's hard to get back out that one way. I don't think you will if you break it in the first fucking place. Exactly.
Speaker: And again, who wants to break into Sasquatch's house? Welcome to my playhouse. I'm down with y 'all on that shit. I'm not questioning you at all. I am not.
Speaker: Welcome to my playhouse. That ass is mine now, boy. We're gonna have some fun. Look at that. Scream like a pig, boy. I mean, y 'all gon' fuck around and get pulp fiction. That'll change your mind real quick.
Speaker: Boy, you sure do got to put a mouth. Oh, I love this shit. But we was bad for John for those in the morning. I can't even do fucking nothing. I'm over came right in. Oh, yeah. Get up.
Speaker: It was a fucked up ass movie. Hey man, I've been through some places like West Virginia and shit where it's like, you know, we ain't stopping for shit. We better have an, I know I'm stopping to get gas before I go through certain areas. I'm stopping before I come through a certain area and I'm fueling the fuck up. I'm checking my tires. I'm checking my oil. I ain't getting stuck out here.
Speaker: ask me then why I carry. This is why the fuck I carry. I was trying to see one time, and I promise you, when I got out the car, everybody looked like this. I looked around, I'm like, I almost like, I was thinking to myself, God damn, I want y 'all to look alike. Let me hurry the fuck up and get out of here. Aye, I've been in some areas in West Virginia, like, even I was going like, yeah, how much gas we got? Because they're starting to look at me a little side of the way. They might have to come around. He is your boy.
Speaker: Hey man, I got more teeth than all of them combined. How you get all them teeth first? How you get all them tooth first? I actually said that one time we did a move down to West Virginia.
Speaker: was it was a two truck move and the guys that were with us were black guys. They're like, I don't, we don't think we should be here. And I'm like, they ain't looking at you because you're black. I said, they're mad because you got more two first than them. Like you motherfucker. Like if you don't shut the fuck up. Walking there, smiling. How's your day? Think you're funny?
Speaker: Think you're a funny boy. There's some places in Virginia I wouldn't go to no more. Alabama, definitely. Mississippi. Oh, shit. Yeah. I've seen enough movies. I know better. Nah, you got to actually go through it. What you see in the movie is shit. I'm telling you. I've seen Wrong Turn. I've seen The Hills Have Eyes. I've seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I've seen Cabin in the Wood. All Turn.
Speaker: I've seen deliverance. Not today. Wrong turn with some shit. Not fucking today, Satan. New version, a new version. They kind of asked for it though. Yeah. A new version. I even watch it all the way through after they did this shit though. Boy, I'm like, no, I'm done with this shit, but that movie ended. Oh my God. Horrible reviews, but it will fuck your head up.
Speaker: Yeah, no, absolutely not. It's not today there, my friend. I'm just passing through. I'm not even stopping. I stay on the highway. I stay on the highway. When you take a back road, what the fuck is you talking about? Yeah, right? Those people will crack me up. Well, let's take a shortcut. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. I'm taking the long way around.
Speaker: I know how this plays out. And actually, I've been through some of the small towns. They ain't bad. I went to a lot of small towns in Alabama. They really were not bad. I will tell people, you will be shocked when you go to so many small areas and realize it's not as bad as they show you on TV. Oh, yeah. No, I mean, well, it's a lot of times you go, and it doesn't matter. I mean, it's a small town mindset.
Speaker: here in Ohio, we've got a lot of small towns. I grew up in one, but everybody was cool. I didn't care who you were, what you were, anything like that. If you were new to town, everybody was cool. The little rascals, we all live around each other, so we all gonna live with each other. You ain't never seen no prejudices out of them kids' mouths. None. It's the people that go to them little towns and have this mindset, and then they wanna have an attitude while they're there, and it's like, why you gotta have an attitude, bro?
Speaker: Now you piss, now you pissing the locals off. That's what happened to that new version of Wrong Turn, it wouldn't have been talking shit. Yeah, there's a few movies like that, you know, the fucking rich city kids or whatever show up and start acting like that. Yes, and I'll be honest with you, when we went to college, we went down and talked shit.
Speaker: I think everybody in that city for not killing us. They just stay quiet and step back. That's exactly what it is. They go to Tuskegee, Alabama. Y 'all leave them the fuck alone. The budget will come back and defend that motherfucker. We owe them. We owe them. We will come back and defend them. We saw some shit a couple of years ago. Somebody put a damn clean cross on the highway in that city.
Speaker: I'll hit my horn. What the fuck is it? Don't worry about it. We already ready. It's open. I'm still happy I met. That's a motherfucker down there. I still got the fight for shit. Y 'all better lead to Skiggy Alabama alone. Give me shit. That's the thing. Just let people do their thing. That's why everybody gotta keep fucking with everybody.
Speaker: Attention, money. Attention and money. Welcome to the social media age. I was like, I, you know, I go back to movies, but I watched that new, the brand new Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I ain't watching it. And basically that's what it was. A bunch of quote unquote influencers. They decided to buy this quote unquote ghost town and they were going to do all their stupid social media there and
Speaker: One woman, they didn't properly buy her house and just so happen to be Leatherface's mom, of course. And then they like kicked her out and essentially she died from it and then all hell broke. Hey, it was not the greatest Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie ever, but damn if Leatherface was not
Speaker: Man, he got them motherfuckers strapped up on a bus and just went to town. I was like, God damn, why would you run on a bus? You are trapped. We going hard here. Shit. Yeah. It was a fucking smorgasbord of stupid ass kids. Like that commercial. Debbie, I should be for a little bit. No. I should be.
Speaker: I should be. I keep Debbie awake at night because she can't sleep. I got her. And Debbie, I'm on your ass. You got spoiled from me not going to work. Because I'll be up at night. Debbie be right there with me. I'm so grateful for how you play my music videos. Hey, can she be just like this? I give her two hours every night. Oh, shit. Anybody who can't sleep at night, I got y 'all. But I got to get back to work too, shit. I'm going to talk to you in some grocery money in a minute.
Speaker: I got to get my ass bit to work. I knew his mother's gonna hurt. Nah, that was shit. That was like today. I'm gonna, I get to actually sleep in now for a little bit like this morning, man. I woke up, I woke up at six thirty. Jump my ass the fuck up out of bed. See to his daylight went. Oh shit. Grab my phone.
Speaker: to get ready to text my old boss and I was like, oh yeah, I don't gotta go back there. Yeah, I gotta go back to bed for a half hour. And that's exactly what I fucking did. I went back. I'll let you know if I'll be up though. You know, I gotta get some sleep myself. Yeah, I fucking laid my ass back down and shut my eyes for another half hour.
Speaker: Well, you got, like I said, you can get this two hours sleep a day now. Yeah. You need to do that for the rest of the year. Mm -hmm. Just to put that weird just that I'm telling you. You get an extra two hours of sleep every day. That's a lot. Mm -hmm. That's a lot. Oh, I know. Trust me. It ain't nothing no more. It's about you getting, you gotta relax yourself. You won't be able to enjoy something you relax. Oh, yeah. And you so used to pushing a fucking envelope. Now you don't have to. Mm -hmm. And it's becoming more stable.
Speaker: Just being serious. Just being serious. That's the thing. You know, Jody and I were talking about that. I was like, it's going to be night. Because I've never had a... I'm fucking 40 years old. Almost 41 years old. I've never had a savings account in my life. I have a savings account now with money in it. And I'm going to continue to put money in it. And I'm like... Make sure you're saving the check of state at least $1 ,000. That's your job. Because your interest, you got $1 ,000 in the account. Yeah. I have a minimum I want to put in there every paycheck. And I have...
Speaker: a max that I would like to put in but I want to keep that minimal every paycheck put that in there and just let that you know that way like when we go on vacation and Jody and I go on vacation with the kids or her and I want to do something you know we we want to take a weekend trip and go fucking wherever the hell we want yes you know I'm gonna tell you you don't
Speaker: spend a lot like I do. Oh, I don't spend a lot. You have no idea the struggles I had in my head that I went through to convince myself that it was okay to buy myself a new mattress and buy myself a new living room set because I did not want to spend the money. I know the girls were another thing. I was dead set.
Speaker: I, I, the bed was like 10, 15 years old. I've only had it for the last couple of years. I just don't like spending money on myself because I've never, I've never really had that. And then every time I have spent money on myself, it usually comes back and kicks me in the deck. Yes. So spending is what kicks you in the deck. And it's not even a matter of ever spending it. It could be something as simple as going and buying a vape. Like I did the other day, going and buying a brand new mod.
Speaker: you know, it's like, and I struggled with that for a few minutes. I was like, no, every battery should last you at least two years. I've had all my batteries are way over two or three years. I have a mother one I've had since 2016.
Speaker: Yeah, my bad. It's going to go bad. What you got to do is fucking clean them. Mm hmm. I've seen a shit. You all see me with the alcohol doing this a lot, getting on that old vape juice out and then let it drip the fuck on it. You can wait by the inside, clean off your charger and then we'll get a full charge to get the full kick off them off the bottom of this. This is just the bottom will last longer than most of the others actually fucking up on me now. Yeah. Take it back to work. You go make a couple of changes. Well, like I said, I just got to find a charger for him. I'm not too worried about it, but
Speaker: I mean, I got courts for days. These, both of these guys, these are my originals. Bring that green one up a little bit closer. Come down a little bit. Let me see the tank. What kind of tank is that? It's going to be on the side. Is it? No, dude. It's so old. I don't know what it is. It's probably can't detect two three S on it. Yeah, no, it doesn't. These these are my. This one is an Aspire tank.
Speaker: Yeah. Those, those, those don't work like that one. Okay. That's got the bigger tip than this one does. Well, yeah. Well, these are, these are my original kits. These things are probably 12 years old, 10, 12 years old. I need to charge it for it, but let me see. Where's the button at? It still works.
Speaker: Um, I mean, all my mods I have down here, I've got a bunch of them. They all still work. They work fine. The problem is the tanks, they don't make calls for them anymore. So you got to get an upgraded tank or go online. But, uh, distribution. Yeah. I just like buying a new one every once in a while, but I cleaned my shit. Every time I changed the call out in it, I take it completely apart. I clean everything, uh, multiple times a week. I'm taking.
Speaker: I'm taking my tank off. Yes. And, uh, cleaning the bottom of my tank, cleaning the inside here, clean it every day. Yep. I'm always, I clean my, the tip of my, you know, the tip multiple times a day, two or three times a day, I'll clean it. Oh yeah. No. Yeah. When I, but yeah, when I, when I, uh, when I changed the coils out of them, I completely take it all apart, clean every damn thing, let it sit and dry and everything like that. Then I put it all back together and. Yep.
Speaker: put everything new into it and all that dress out, but yeah, I mean, they'll last forever. I've told people that for years, take care of your batteries, take care of your kids. So last fucking forever. I mean, I mean, this old bastard, it's ugly to look at. It's got tape all on it. It's a, it's a, it's an E leaf, but, uh, I didn't even put it on a charger and forever. And so it's still, it's still on. Yeah.
Speaker: A lot of my co -workers got that one. I wanted that cruise ship and the back of the boat was full of smoke. I said, yeah, they're getting high. Nope. Everybody, they're vaping. There's another e -leaf one. Got tape on the bottom of it. There you go. But it still works.
Speaker: Yeah, I've got a bunch of them laying around here. They all still work and everything. I love this one. The only bad problem about it is the trigger. Once you put a new... I can put new batteries in this and everything's fine, but as soon as I put a tank on it and that connector hits, it won't stop firing. Got a short one. Yeah.
Speaker: Like I said, I take care of them. They're still laying around and every once in a while I like to buy a new one. But yeah, like I said, I just, I have a hard time spending money on myself. I have no problem spending money on, on everybody else around me. I'll spend money on the kids. I'll spend money on, on Jodi. I'll spend money on her kids. You know, I'll do that shit all day long, but to spend money on myself, it's a, it's an internal struggle that I have. You have to do something for yourself. Even if it's just for your birthday.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, that's what Jodi said. She's like, you work hard. You, you know, you deserve. Yeah. I was talking to her about the couches. She's like, no, you work hard. What are you worried about? You earned it. Get your damn couches. Get what you want. Be happy. And I did. It took me, it took me three days to finally pull the trigger. And I'd been talking about it for a lot longer, but it took me three days to finally pull the trigger and just go, yep, let's go ahead and get them. Let's do this. Um,
Speaker: And I knew I was getting the girls beds regardless. They needed them. Yeah, you won't take care of the kid. That's what she's saying. She knows you take care of the kids. You know, I hate bullshit with you. And I was debating getting myself, but you stop and get you a damn get you a new manager. Damn it. I got to wait two days before I can sleep on it. 15 years is time because the mattress last you 20. If you rotate it properly, it'll last you 20.
Speaker: Now I got to wait two days before I could sleep on it. Sons of bitches. You got a couch? We got a couch. Boy of my ass. Saturday, Saturday, we were sitting out there. We had a little birthday party for the girls. I sit out there on the couch. Boy of my ass was out. I kicked that recliner up and I got comfortable. It was game the fuck over. Night, night, Glick. That's right.
Speaker: Slick is out. You first brought it back in here and it got settled. I wouldn't set that down. It was a sectional too. So I sat in that corner and settled like this. Oh yeah. My old, my old, yeah. My old sectional when it was brain, I hell even, even up until I carried it out to the dumpster the other day, it was all, you know, it was broken down. It was old, but I had my spot. You know what I mean? But when I bought that some bitch brand, that brand new cushion, I was level 12. I said, you didn't even snore. I said,
Speaker: the day we got to the day I got that sectional boy, first time I sat on it, man. And they had the big cushions and everything on it. So when you sat down and they kind of just engulfed you, just wrapped you up. I was later, but I did that shit down at Jody's. Like if she's at work or something and I'll kick back in that recliner, I could just wake up. I could just wake up. But as soon as I go down and sit down in the recliner, it's like, Oh,
Speaker: Oh God. You don't relax. No. I have been relaxed. You go to hell, you fall asleep. She ain't going to bother you. I haven't. Well, that's the other thing. I have been relaxed in years and since I've been with her, I'm like the most relaxed I've ever been in my life. That's why there's other reasons. We both just enjoy spending time with each other because if she's the same way, we get curled up on the couch. She gets her head in my lap and it's game over for her. She's
Speaker: I'm like, don't even worry about it. I'm sitting here. I'm happy as can be. That's what you do. I ain't even bad. She's asleep. I'm happy as can be. I'm sitting there with her. I'm, I'm, I'm at home, you know? Yeah.
Speaker: So it don't matter where we are. When she came up here, I mean, hell, you guys knew how nervous I was that first time she came up here. And that shit went away with it real quick. And she's like, I bet you felt like an ass. I said, I did feel like an ass for being nervous for you coming up here. I was just kind of. You was legit. Yeah. Nothing wrong with what you was feeling. I mean, for me, I didn't really worry about having a lot until I actually had a woman come out. She said, you need a woman's touching here. I said, why?
Speaker: I said, this is just me. And then when Trey was born, hell, I let him sleep in my bed. I sleep on a damn floor. I didn't care. I didn't give a fuck. And then he took the courts. I mean, we go by a bed. I said, no, he needs his own bed. I said, why? He can sleep in my bed. I said, no, no, no, no, no, no. I said, legally, you got to, I said, oh, legally? You got to have furnished in the living room. You got to have him in the bedroom. I said, OK, that's different. And he said, we understand, but no, no, no, no, no. I said, OK. You can't be mad at everything the court tells you. They're going to tell you how to stay legal.
Speaker: That's like when I put that picture up with a lawn chair that I went about when I took my sectional out. I put that fucking lawn chair and I sent it to my kids. And I said, you guys like my new living room set? And my daughter, my oldest one, she was like, there's four of us and there's only one chair. And I said, yeah, I said, I said, yeah, but there's plenty of force place for you. She was like,
Speaker: Yeah, really? I think she just broke me. I did that shit when they came in from the desert. I didn't want to park everything. All I had was my lawn chair. I tried to sleep in that motherfucker. No, sir. No, sir. No, sir. That's great for on the job, but not at home, goddamn. Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker: Not at home. Hell no, no, no, no. It was fine for one night. I mean, I had my, it's not like I didn't have my bed or anything to sleep in, but you know, just to sit in the living room for one night, it was perfectly fine. And of course, you know, my ass, I'm like, I'm going to be comfortable. And I found like this big and tall chair. So it's oversized and all that shit is meant for us big fuckers. So I was comfortable sitting in it, shit. But no, it's a,
Speaker: That's what I tell Jody to do. It's so nice to, you know, because I still got that new couch smell on my couch. So when I walk in my living room, it hits you. I was like, it feels good to come home and be like, yeah, I bought that. I worked my ass off. I did something for myself. Yeah. That's what it is. So I'm waiting on this damn bed. This bed needs to hurry up, hurry up and
Speaker: Fluff up motherfucker. I mean, it's like me when I get home, I don't feel like cooking. I'll be out back, on track, over two days, something. I've been cooking a lot the past month or two, trying to get to work. I been here, but I just miss that shit. I miss that shit. Yeah, I usually cook, even when the kids aren't here, you know, I have stuff I can come home and cook dinner, but tonight, tonight I was like, you know, I wasn't expecting
Speaker: It wasn't like it was hard. I mean, it took me about an hour to get all the beds put together and get the old mattresses and stuff taken out of here and all that jazz. But by the time I got done and I sat down and I was like, I'm not cooking anything. I'm just gonna order something. I got an hour before the podcast starts, a little less than an hour. Call Jodie and go and ask for dinner money.
Speaker: I sat down, I was like, yeah, I told her, I'm just going to order something off DoorDash. I'm not, I'm not fucking cooking anything tonight. Hell with that. Because if I had a big cookie, it would have been after the podcast. I'm trying to watch wrestling. I got to take a shower tonight. I'm like, man, fuck it. I got to see if this wasn't going to be worth a damn. I'm trying to see what else is on already. I know.
Speaker: I'm just so over the Roman Reigns bullshit. Like, why are you pushing this clown so much? Because you're the star. Plus, you're still recovering from all leukemia. Yeah. He got knee right in the fucking cocksucker Friday night. That was funny as hell. Matt Riddle caught his ass completely 100 % off guard. You're talking all that bullshit. Pow! I'll take that, fucker.
Speaker: Cash was like, because Matt Riddle is one of Cash's favorite wrestlers. And of course, he's got his Matt Riddle and his Roman Reigns action figure. So all weekend, he was like, dad, this is what Riddle did to Reigns. You know, Riddle impressed me when he was AEW and he came to WWE. He can take a blow. That dude takes some hits. Well, he's got an MMA background.
Speaker: I believe he was an MMA fighter before he came into wrestling. So he's got a background in MMA and stuff. He's an entertaining son bitch and I like the partnership between him and him and Randy Orton because you see the different side of Randy Orton that nobody's used to. He's having fun. He's smiling. He's laughing. Yeah. Well, we service when he was with Triple H and them.
Speaker: Yeah. Call themselves back then. Evolution. Evolution, yeah. No, yeah. Evolution. Then he was in legacy. And then even when it was a team, or was it rated RKO? Him and Edge. Yeah. He's been in the game 20 years. I know. Third generation. And he still got it. Well, he hasn't missed a fucking beat. That's what they're doing. He's still got it. He's really on.
Speaker: I know, right? I don't even know why the hell. Because you finally get the rest, motherfucker. I know. Cameron and I were playing Call of Duty last night. We were playing on Xbox. I was like, shit, I got to set my alarms. I set my alarms. It was like, what the hell did it say?
Speaker: Nine and a half hours. I was like, oh damn. Or eight and a half hours. And I'm like, I was like, damn, I still gonna get some good sleep tonight. Cause we stayed up until about 11 or so played, played Xbox. You can get a decent eight hours every night from now on. I was going to do something for you. I'm telling you. I was going to do something for you. Oh yeah. I'm looking forward to it. Fucking crash my ass the hell out. 10, 11 o 'clock at night. Maybe some little cheese good tonight.
Speaker: I decided, do you guys got sheets down there? Are you ever heard of sheets gas station? No, I've never seen it either. They're new in Ohio, but I guess they're like huge and like PA or something like that. They just started popping up all over Ohio.
Speaker: but they got they got food and **** there and and I thought they would just be like burgers and fries and whatever man. They got pizza. They got pizza. They got wraps. They got Mexican food. They got burgers. They got chicken. They got it. It it it. Burrito bowls restaurant. Yup.
Speaker: Yeah. And then you can get all you think of milkshakes and your little smoothies. And then they got all the frozen coffees and the hot coffees. And I'm like, God damn, they got more, more shit than anybody. And then I thought they would not to mention that you go on door dash and you order from them. Then you can also order like shit from the gas station side of it. So if you want like other snacks and candy bars or pop and stuff like that, you can all get it right. I'm like, damn.
Speaker: His wife came home today Deb So we all knew he we knew he wasn't gonna be here. She's been gone for the last couple months. She was on her European vacation So she came home today and hopefully they got to spend some time together Yeah, hopefully Jeff came out of his fucking bathroom Got some fresh air
Speaker: found whatever was dead in there before she came home. I know we bust his balls, but goddamn, I would love to see what the rest of that, his little office looks like. Because I know that one night there was that damn box of frosted flakes behind him the whole show. And it was just driving me crazy. Like, what the hell does the rest of this, quote unquote, bathroom slash office look like? Like, can we get a tour of that damn thing?
Speaker: Well, if I could lift up the trashcan full of quarter pounder or Big Mac fucking boxes, I was like, God damn son. He's been living off McDonald's for a minute. He cracks me up. McDonald's is the shit I'm talking about.
Speaker: I'm not a big fan of it, man. The kids like it, so I really don't eat it unless the kids are here. And even then, it's usually one or two things. I either get the big mac or I get the crispy chicken sandwich. The double quarter pounder. I just, man, I just think, I don't know what it is about McDonald's grease, but it fucking wrecks me. Oh yeah, he's busy. Because he used to. It just fucking absolutely wrecks my stomach.
Speaker: I can't do it. I can't not do it. I can't not do it. I'm not a double negative. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what are you going to do? I'm going to get my pilot's license as a hobby.
Speaker: It's the most fucking random thing. Oh, I'm just scrolling through shit trying to see what you do in the world. Tony, no offense, but I will never fly with you. Don't. Don't. Because I know your ass would fuck with me. Watch what I can do. Those die. Mm hmm.
Speaker: either a smile on his face or a black eye, one of the two, maybe both. Right. I don't know. Well, it's hard to say. I haven't heard from him since this morning, which might be a good thing. Or he could be dead. His wife, his wife is Latina. She laying his ass out. Laying his ass out. Hold 30 seconds.
Speaker: Whoo, I'm spent. I'm going to go take a nap. You know, I was talking about Jeff 30 seconds later. Yeah. Well, we'll see. I'll be, I will be surprised if he shows up Wednesday. If he does it, I ain't even mad at him. But it is, uh,
Speaker: It is, it is hard to say, you never know with that guy. Yeah, he'll probably try to jump up one of them and tell him, take your ass on back. I mean, he wants to come in, he come in, hey, come on in. Let's, let's do this. If not, if not, you know, it is what it is. Well, like I said, that's the great thing about Jeff. He never ceases to amaze me. And I don't know if it's a good amazement or a bad amazement. Both. Nine times out of 10, it's a negative one. That's why I never ceases both.
Speaker: Cause he, he comes up with some, he's not going to be coming up in an all week. He has a tendency to come up with some shit. That is for sure. You'd be looking at shit all damn day. I don't know. I don't know, but let's go ahead and wrap this bad boy up. I'm going to go eat.
Speaker: And I got to take a shower and all that fun jazz. We do appreciate you guys listening. It was kind of a chill low key Monday per normal. Oh yeah. If you guys aren't already, go ahead and check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok.
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Speaker: Let's go with this just because I love this song and it's such a cool video and I'm kind of wearing it out. I'm kind of wearing it out, but it is what it is. To my little Blacktop Mojo, if you guys don't know who Blacktop Mojo is, check them out wherever you stream music at and on all social media at BlacktopMojo. Go give them some love. Let them know we sent you. That'll work in our favor when we try to bring them on the show. Thank you.
Speaker: They're coming up on a break and I'm gonna start bothering them. We got a little blacktop mojo with Jealousy. One of their first animated videos and I'm looking forward to because it's supposed to be a continuation of a little story. Inside on the outside
Speaker: They are dumb and tongue -tied Oh, you're the young man, what's wrong with you now? You're still in silence, you don't make a sound Love me up all the wrong time Arise my mean mind
Speaker: I'm drinking poison coke and I still choke
Speaker: Oh, they dance around the room
Speaker: Heaven and I see his blood there in my dreams A thousand times now that I'm hooded him equally Eaten alive by these desires that I hold deep The ache that lingers on and on and on just for me
Speaker: Little black top mojo for it. I love the end of that song. I love the guitar. But we appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Make sure you join us Wednesday night for a brand new show. Same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. Tony, let him know. Mother had your mother made your mother fucker. In the words of Jeffrey,
Speaker: with that being said goodbye motherfuckers hit the button no i'm hitting the button
