Nonsensical Nonsense 310 Talk about a shitty flight

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Speaker: Yay!

Speaker: first and foremost, let's go blue. Hail to the victors, baby. Let's go. Happy Saturday, motherfuckers. and welcome to. and we're going to do a show for you and you're going to enjoy it. You know, it's **** good for you. You're sons of ****

Speaker: You win. Yeah, first, you're like, I'm just saying, funny line. TJ spark. She wins. You win a margarita infused with liquid IV. There you go. That would be, you know, I'm not mad at that idea. I'm not mad at that idea either. And actually getting credit for credit student, I believe.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. She posted on social media or she said something to Nikki about it but tell the idea. I think I'm confused with like what I mean. I I see no issue. I wonder what I'm what I'm at. I see how it is. Saturday night. No invite. That's cool. I don't want to hang out with the young cool kids anyways. The cool kids are over here. Yeah.

Speaker: watching all these cupcake, uh, all these cupcake, uh, first couple of games in college football, man, just watching the Ash woman after Ash woman after Ash woman today. Jesus Christ. I have way better things to do. I would gladly come over and do that. Um, but my fiance took my car.

Speaker: Yeah. She's having issues with her car. So I tell her when she goes to work on the weekends, I'm like, just take my car. Yeah. I mean, what are you, you're going to be drunk. You can't drive. I mean, I can, but you shouldn't drink and drive. Do not drink and drive people, but unless you're going to ride a bicycle. I mean, yeah. Yeah. You need to do. I had a bicycle too. Can you really? Yeah.

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Speaker: Like that right there. I did need to make one. I did. I need to do one for Dubby. I've got a couple pictures saved, but anywho. I need to send me the ones we have. Just go to the email. There's an email. There's an ad brief from Dubby. Sounds like too much work, Christopher. You're asking me to do too much. Calm down.

Speaker: Before we get too far into the show, I do want to go ahead and address a couple issues. Issue A, as of right now, Tony D is no longer a part of the show. Another personal, lovely guy to death, still think of him as a brother,

Speaker: He's got a lot of shit going on in his life. He's got his priorities elsewhere. And there's too many little chirping weasels in his ears as well. Let's make sure the grass didn't kick him off the show. I am not bad. My name before you all start trying to gaslight in plot and scheme and hate and, and do all your goofy shit. And, you know, go baby him.

Speaker: and let them play the victim. That's fine. I don't care. But as of right now, Tony is no longer on the ship. We're actually trying to do something here. I've said it a million times. I'm tired of the infighting. I'm tired of being blown off and told, Oh, I have to do this. Oh, I have to do that. And then you have time for all this other crap. Um, and I'm tired of infighting and I'm tired of the drama on the show.

Speaker: So yes, as of right now, Tony D is not a member of this show any longer. Don't know how long that's going to be, if it's going to be a permanent thing, if he's going to come back, if he's not going to come back, whatever the case. Welcome back. You know, I'll be the first, he's always welcome back. It comes down to one simple fact. It's three nights a week. Yeah. Okay. For him or, or you it's, it's three hours.

Speaker: You know, block off some time to like, okay, for this three hours, I'm fucking busy. If you have to leave early, understand that I get it. But if you're going to be on the show, it's on the show on time. Let's rock and roll. Let's fucking do it. Let's goof off. Let's have fun. And then go about our fucking life. I'm sorry. And being engaged in the show.

Speaker: Engaged in the show being a part of the show actually being a part of the conversation not watching TV not on other apps talking to whatever not playing around like Be engaged in the show. Just hang out and fucking be here Jesus Christ Not only that but also at the same point in time and I've yelled at Jeff about this I've done it on the air and I've done it off the air So don't think I'm picking up Tony D because I know how people like to get to chirping Yeah, I can talk and talk and talk and talk behind people's backs. I

Speaker: Don't be drunk. This isn't a free fucking ride anymore. You actually have to contribute to the fucking show. Do something. Help behind the scenes. Actually, the show that you are part of. Yeah, you know, support to show that you're a part of, you know, if you're embarrassed by it or ashamed of it or whatever, that's another reason for it. And I've told Jeff the same thing.

Speaker: embarrassed by it or ashamed of it or whatever, then that's another reason not to be here. At the end of the day, cut and dry. That's how it is. I'm tired of carrying all the weight by myself and when it's brought up, some people accept responsibility, realize they were fucked up and then other people deflect and blame and and and do other things and you know, it's not something I wanted to do. I enjoyed Tony being here. I

Speaker: Tony added to the show, Tony was a great member of the show when he was engaged. And I understand personal life and I understand personal issues, but personal life and personal issues have nothing to do with what my biggest problem is as far as it comes to that situation. And again, I'm tired of the infighting and I'm tired of all the drama on the backside that's associated with people.

Speaker: You know, I asked Mike to step away. There was a lot of infighting and there was drama from the backside of people that Mike associated his self with. And that's it. That's the bottom line. If you don't like it, again, we've said it a million times, just don't like this show. You don't have to watch it. Nobody's making you watch it. You make yourself look stupid and look like a giant scumbag when you come in here and you lurk.

Speaker: and you screen record and then you edit it and everything else. And then you go hide in your little private rooms with you and your little private group of losers. You just look stupid. Agreed. Uh, speaking of promotions, uh, I have a mock -up for you, sir. I want to know your thoughts. Mark wants to know if you can come on live and read his, his, his new porn scripts. I don't like the yellow, man.

Speaker: Really? Cause that's kind of like, are you? Well, it's not going to necessarily be that yellow. The reason why it would be yellow is we have the black and yellow thing going here in our background. But I don't necessarily think it's going to be that yellow. It's going to be a yellow with black work writing. And I think it was kind of. I told you really cool concept to create shoes.

Speaker: I would change the font. I would change the font. I would try to create the font is literally just the app I use to put the words on there.

Speaker: Let's be honest, I didn't spend a whole lot of time with this concept. I literally just kind of threw some stuff together. But the guy that's doing it, he will do his font, you know, his handwriting, because he paints the font. It's not like stickers or something. It is, you know, custom shoes.

Speaker: I bought the shoes already. You know, it's just a matter of having it done. I'm kind of, I said, you know, I definitely want the nonsense. I have the toe as well. If he can do the toe, and this is a terrible rendition, but this is just kind of my thought here. And I'll show you what I want done to the toe. And I might have this put on the side as opposed to the toe. Bear with me here two seconds.

Speaker: and check out the code, dude. Yeah. If he can do it, great. If not, I get it. I kind of let him have a little bit of free reign. Do what you need to do. If you can incorporate the skull with the headphones thing, I'm in. I definitely want the microphone. I definitely want the words are hard.

Speaker: I did ask him if he can do like a Scannable version of our QR code. He says no because every time he does it It's only a five -minute walk Like yeah, I'm hoping I haven't done here pretty soon

Speaker: I just had to find time when he's free, I'm free and other things. I drop off the shoes and he rocks my outfit. I don't have a super cool odor, older cousin. I have an older cousin that wishes he was as cool as me. Whoa. Well, hello.

Speaker: But yeah, I made sure everything was spelled correctly, by the way. She wishes you'd wrote her as me. At first, with that comment, I thought that that was my other cousin, Jason. She wishes she was as cool as me. Yeah, you and Amy and Joe both. Now, like I said, the shoe concept is pretty cool.

Speaker: I, but you know me, you know me, you know, when I get into that creative. You critique the shit out of it. Yeah, exactly. When I was a mock up, it's literally, I want the guy to have free reign, kind of do what he does. Uh, he did a, he did a pair of Harry Potter shoes, uh, for a buddy of mine. And he's got like the Marauder's mask and it's fucking dope as fuck.

Speaker: But he charged a hell of a lot more. I was like, I don't need something that crazy because I'm not fucking weird. You know, I'm not going to be I'm not going to sit there and keep them on a shelf like my buddy does. Because that guy collects shoes and I'm like, yeah, it's just kind of a weird concept. I don't get it. So collecting is weird to me. The collection, the shoe collection. Yeah, I can't fucking. I'm not that guy.

Speaker: But we've had discussions about collections and and I'm also the same guy that was Much like the guy from YouTube whistle and diesel. I would totally buy and where the Nike air max Totally where the shit up are you not supposed to wear Nike air maxes? No, the max the ones from back the future. Oh Like they cost like 12 grand

Speaker: But if I'm spending 12 grand on a pair of shoes, then I have too much money and I'm stupid. If I spend money on shoes, I'm gonna fucking wear them. Yeah, that's my collection. I just want more football jerseys. Yeah, but once again, you wear them. You know, it's not something you fucking put on a shelf or hanging on the wall. It's just like if I had a car collection, I would fucking drive the shit out of every one of them.

Speaker: Doesn't Jay Leno drive most of his? 99%. I mean, I don't know. Jay Leno, he does, you know, he does the whole, he can walk into his garage any day, but like, yeah, I'm going to take this. And you know, the other day he was spotted out in his fucking 25th anniversary. And I was like, yeah, I'm on, I'm in it. I get it. I drive it too. He's got, he's also got one of them BFPs.

Speaker: The International BFT. Have you seen that thing? The International BFT is BFT stands for Big Fucking Truck, by the way. It's literally an international semi with a pickup bed on it. I mean, I'm in. Yeah, it's kind of like those like the dump trucks and shit. No, no, no, no. Yeah, they'll take a Ford 650 and put it and put a bed on it. Yeah, sort of.

Speaker: like the big Tonka trucks. Yeah, yeah, it's basically a giant Tonka truck. But yeah, I think it's. No, no, couldn't tell you.

Speaker: That car guy over here. Five minute walk. It's just a five minute walk. Head on over guys. Come on over. I'll have my, my ferocious pit bull meet you at the door. She'll let you in. I promise. Um,

Speaker: I'm kind of into oh, yeah, I've seen yeah, I've seen different. Yeah But he's got one of those and he's driven that well, he doesn't work anymore, but he's driven that they have a couple of versions of them

Speaker: He got like one of the first getting your, your God dog. Yeah. Yeah. She's up here. She's sitting behind me, staring at me like she got in trouble. She's not, but, um, so, uh, yesterday, yesterday, I had one of my contractors at work and, uh, he, when I got the bullshit and talking about stuff, talk about, you know, just bullshit in general.

Speaker: I didn't have my phone on me. So like my phone was getting blown up because I was bullshitting with this guy for like two hours. I think he thought I was dead or something happens. I called her and she was like, I was like, my bad. I was with one of my contractors. Wasn't, you know, wasn't paying attention to my phone and whatever. And she was like, I seriously get worried because she's like, I don't even know. Well, yeah, because we snapping some day long.

Speaker: My wife, my girlfriend doesn't take off to other countries and bang men around the world. Oh, by the way, Darth Vader says hello. I learned that Darth Vader really wasn't a bad guy. He was just mad because he never got apple slices and he wasn't actually breathing. He was sighing. If I was out of connection with anybody for two hours and was trying to get a hold of me, they couldn't get a hold of me.

Speaker: people would freak out because I'm not too hard to find. Yeah, exactly. Like today I left for three hours, but the entire time my phone was blowing up with kids calling and because I, I assume I didn't get all the school supplies in one go. Yeah. Cause they didn't have them. So I, I, I'm still not done. I have to go get the rest tomorrow because it started to rain. I was like, I'm not going to walk around.

Speaker: So I went to the area of town that is literally, it's not safe to go there after dark, but it's where everything is. And because I got the kids uniform shirts, but I could not find the shorts and the skirt from Michelle and Kevin. And I went to like nine stores and nobody had. Hey, wait until last minute. I mean, if you've got one solid, you know, they've got a,

Speaker: Understood. However, I didn't get told about it until Sunday night, last Sunday. How do you, but how do you not know when they start school and when they go to school? My department, that's not my department. My wife and mother -in -law take care of that shit. My job is to make money. Literally, there's a reason why I never leave my house.

Speaker: You know, I'm always working. I teach Jeff has got to beat the only differences is that you spent way more time with me in the last 20 years than Jeff has. Jeff and I've known each other for just about 25 years. There's not a whole lot that's a secret. I mean, you can ask me anything you want. I'll gladly answer. I don't care. But anywho, you know, she was like, I was kind of worried. Like maybe you got hurt at work. Something like that. She's like, I don't even know who the hell I would call. And I was like, Kevin, the TV.

Speaker: I was like, it's not like, you know, not really, you know, I'm not super close to any of my family, you know. Pops and I are on the outs right now. I was like, Kevin and TJ. Yeah, I'm an open book. Trust me, there's not a whole lot that I hide or anything like that. But, but no, I was talking to my contractor and you know, I wear my hat at work and

Speaker: just the name alone often, if people catch the name, they. Yeah. Right. Congratulations. You got four more kids or three more kids than once an 18 year old and she's an ass. But

Speaker: He was like, man, you know, I just went through a divorce and I've been thinking more about, I want to do like a fishing thing. I'm like, just fucking do it, dude. Yeah. The next thing I know, two hours it went by and we were talking about, he was picking my brain. We were talking about a bunch of different things, but it was like, check out this show of yours. I was like, I'll go to your seatbelt.

Speaker: So I had a similar thing happen. One of my, one of the guys that I was training the other day, he was like, Hey, let me a link to your show. Let me a YouTube link. So I was like, you should watch the one we did Wednesday because the first hour's hilarious. He's like, really? I said, Oh man, we got into it. It was hum. You know? And so he calls me back a couple hours later. He's like, Holy shit. Holy shit. You guys just take a ball and run with it.

Speaker: I was like, that's not even a big one. I said, here, here's another one. This is called Fun and Funeral. Here's episode 14. It's public lively. TJ, I'll let you live with her for a month and see how delightful you think she is. Speaking of hilarious, last night, Nikki and I,

Speaker: It was an impromptu date night. Speaking of Wednesday night, it popped up into my head during the show Wednesday that we should do something and got lucky. And one of my favorite comedians, I've been a fan for years, Christopher Titus was at the Funny Bone in Columbus. And I was like, hell yeah.

Speaker: I'm going to say it out loud. I'm **** jealous. I want to punch you in the face all of a sudden. Yeah. I love Chris.

Speaker: It was it was a phenomenal show. Dude is fucking hilarious. Mickey had never heard of him before. She had a blast. She thought it was funny. His wife, Rachel Bradley, she opened the show for him and she was hilarious. She was a trip.

Speaker: I am not go to comedy club, get the attention of the comedian guy. We were sitting right in front of the stage. And I will say it was really cool because it was kind of a small crowd for the late show last night. We went to the late show and she came out and they were, you know, of course busted on Ohio because fucking Ohio. And we all know it's lame as shit here.

Speaker: and bring it all, it's already been brought. And she had made a comment about something. I didn't think I said it very loud. And apparently I did. I was like, hell yeah. And it was like a really fucked up thing to say. And I was like, hell yeah. And she was like, right there. Yep. That's what I'm talking about, Ohio. So every time she would say something fucked up, she would come back over. Hell yeah.

Speaker: But it was we had so much fun. Chris was Chris was awesome. I was dying laughing. Again, he was he was talking, you know, because he talks about real life and you know, his stories are often if you know who Christopher Titus is, you know, like it doesn't sound real. The dude went through a fucked up childhood with fucked up parents. Hello. I can relate. That's why I like Chris Titus. You know,

Speaker: Um, he was talking about a divorce and, and, and dealing with kids and, and, and, and custody stuff. And then 100 % I could relate a couple of my comments or whatever, got his attention. So I mean, constantly throughout the night. Hey, you know, am I right? You know, I was, I was really cool. And TJ before we went or not teach, I was having to read in TJ's comments. Um,

Speaker: Nicki before we went, she said, you are not allowed to make a spectacle of yourself. And I was like, I would never, and I inadvertently, I did, but it was a great show. Um, then afterwards he did the meet and greet and I told her, I want to go beat him. You know, I've been a fan for, for,

Speaker: probably 20 years if not longer you know and she's like okay go ahead went up and he was like oh and then we started talking about going three to fours and and and the struggles with the kids and and his biggest thing was

Speaker: I want to put too much of his stuff out there because it is, you know, he is a comedian. You know, well, no, it's it's it's his act. And I don't want to play that. But, you know, some of the things we're talking about where he was talking about and, you know, when I went up for the meet and greet and got talked to him for a few minutes and he was like, so how's everything going? How's the things with the kids going? I said, well, my daughter's 18. She hates me. But I've had custody of my kids for about a year and a half now. And he's like, oh, yeah, fuck that bitch.

Speaker: And I was like my oldest what kind of hates me but my son thinks I'm really cool and you know host a podcast and my son's thinks it's really cool that we You know, we're starting to get a fan base and sponsors and stuff like that. And he's like, oh, yeah, that's what's up That's what it's about. They even got to talk a little bit more in bullshit with you. So he was really cool You know a lot of times they say you don't want to meet I wouldn't call Titus an idol or anything like that. But don't meet your heroes

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. And but, you know, oh, they're going to, you know, you always have that in the back of your mind. He's probably going to be, but he was super cool with all the fans, shook everybody's hand, took pictures with everybody, talked to everybody for a couple of minutes. Wasn't rushing anybody. You know, you know, I even told him, I was like, I don't want to hold you up. He's like, no, no, you're fine. You're fine. And, um, but super cool cat. Funny show. I was dying. I was, uh, he check his, uh, check out his YouTube channel. Um,

Speaker: So, so explain this picture again. So, this picture, this is the second picture because we took the first picture which was first and he was like, alright, hold on. We gotta do the divorce picture. How are divorces in this field? Nice. You know, I, like I said, uh, I think I was, I don't

Speaker: the first time I'd seen a Chris Titus stand up. And then I found out he was a car guy. Yeah. I don't know if you've ever seen the, there was a show hosted by Jason Friesley called Rides. And it's basically what they would do is they would follow a car. Like if, you know, it was like, well, Christopher Titus was the first episode. He actually had Chip Foose.

Speaker: build him a 56 Chevy convertible that is the sexiest 56 Chevy I've ever seen in my life. Uh, and, and, you know, Chris is, you know, Chris is Chris. He's running around and then he was actually married to his ex at the time. He built her in another episode. He built, he had her, uh, Explorer done up and I'm not a Ford guy.

Speaker: I want that more and more to this day. Like, oh, my God. Right. And, you know, anytime I see Chris Titus, I'm like, Chris Titus is fine. Well, whether you know if you know who he is, don't know who he is. Want to check him out. Head over to Christopher Titus TV on YouTube. He does have his brand new stand up on his YouTube channel. It's called Zero Side Effects.

Speaker: I'm actually playing it on watching it some point this week. Tomorrow, I'll be watching football all day. And I was watching football all day today. But yeah, like you said, check it out. Check out some of his stuff. Look for some of his older stuff. We had a great time last night. His logo, by the way. Right.

Speaker: Your oldest loves us. Send us, send us, send us our way. Cause she's 18 now. She's technically an adult. She might need a place to live after she graduate. Hey, believe it or not. Hey, you need to do, I don't know if you could do it because of where you are, but like my sister, when she graduated high school, she turned 18, like a couple months later and my dad and I were cleaning out the garage.

Speaker: And you go with the garage door release coming and stuff like that. And dad and I back the tractor and trailer up in the garage. My sister said to her, what are you doing? He's like, my dad looks like there's very keen, right? He's like, yeah. He goes, did your shit the fuck out of here? I want to try to convince her to join the military. Hey, I, hey, I'm mad at him.

Speaker: Going to the Air Force or something. I don't know. She's a mess. I'll lower her to death. Don't get me wrong. I'm not shitting on her. I'll lower her to death. She's just, she's a handful and she's a mess. Jesus. She asked me the other day, we were in the car and she was like, can I ask you something, dad? I was like, yeah, sure. I was like, no.

Speaker: Let me rephrase that. Let me rephrase that. Let me be honest with you people. She didn't call me dad. She was like, I asked you something pimp. She seriously call you pimp. I just stopped the car and told her to get out and walk. She calls me pimp. She calls me homie. Buggy in the middle one calls me bro all the time. I I'm sorry, but I hate that. Cash is the only one that calls me dad at this point, but she was like, let me ask you something pimp. Alright, what up?

Speaker: Were you, uh, were you nervous or scared to graduate high school? Now I am. I was like, yeah, because you don't know what you're doing after high school. I was like, I was already living on my own. I see me. I moved out my senior year. I had two jobs. I couldn't wait to graduate and be free. And then you can actually work a third job and I can make some serious. Yeah. Like, I was like, no, I wasn't scared or nervous at all in any way, shape or form. Okay.

Speaker: She's like, yeah, my friends are. I was like, it's because, I mean, to be 100 % honest with you guys, don't none of you know what you're going to do after school. You got to grow up and you're going to have to grow fat. In reality, he's going to pimp slap the hell out of you. 100%. I mean, it bitch slapped me and I was already living on my own. Dude, I remember the first time you knew when you're like, you know, back in our day, we got a landline in the apartments and stuff like that. And like, do you want this too? And you're like,

Speaker: How much? Six or three dollars. Yeah, go ahead and throw it on there. You get cable and you're like, how much? And you start putting, you're like, yeah, give me that, too. Oh, yeah, give me that, too. Give me that, too. Then you get the bill. You're like, well, you got to get rid of some shit. Well, nobody, nobody ever taught me, you know, and we didn't learn it in school, you know, nobody ever taught me anything about paying bills.

Speaker: or budgeting money or anything like that. So when I moved out, those first, and we were still in Iceland when I moved out, those first three, four months, that was a, bro, that was a, that was a rude awakening and a kick right in the fucking day. Because here I am, I'm working two jobs and I'm like, I got money for days, man. I'm, I'm buying beer. I got my, I'm grilling out all day and then bills start coming in. I'm like, well, what the hell do I do with these? Yeah.

Speaker: You know, like, how do I pay him? You know, you know, fortunately my first apartment, the landlady was an older lady. She was like a grandma. She was a little bit older, you know, and I went to her and I was like, I think I messed up. I think I screwed up really bad. And she was like, don't worry. Let me, let me, let me show you how, you know, let me teach you.

Speaker: And, and she did. She helped me out a lot. She taught me how to, you know, look, you got to set X amount of money back for utilities and your, cause I, you know, I didn't have cable back in back when we graduated high school, having, having the whole cable package was a big deal. Like you want to HBO for an extra $5? Fuck you. Give me two of them. $5 20. I got two jobs.

Speaker: internet was not really that big of a thing. I mean, it was there, but it wasn't, you know, we didn't have cell phones or anything like that. So remember that first hundred dollar bill, that first hundred dollar bill on your cell phone. Cause I had the, what was it? Uh, nights and weekends. And I'm like, I'm talking all weekend. Well, they don't tell you there's a copy -op. It starts at Saturday at noon.

Speaker: and ends at Sunday at noon. That's the nights and weekends. Well, you're on Saturday morning. Let's do something new. I was talked to like three hours. Oh, shit. Why is my bill $200? I didn't have my first cell phone. I'll be 100 % honest with you guys. I didn't have my first cell phone until I was working with my uncle and it was it was a company phone and it was a Nextel. It was that Nextel brick. Yeah. Black and yellow. I had a football. I had a big Nextel. Yes, that's the one I had.

Speaker: Yeah. The big next tell black and yellow cinder block that you could literally murder a small shot in New Guinea. The basket car phone was in his semi when we were growing up. But, um, but no, I mean, you know, those first few months of living in the real world as an adult, we're, we're kicking the dick, man, because

Speaker: I'm like, I got money. I got jobs. I got money. I can buy beer. I can grill out every night. I can, you know, who was I wrong? Yeah. And I tried to give her a little bit of responsibility and teach her about paying bills. But then it's like, don't get a job. Okay. I can't get a job. Bullshit. You are fucking 18 years old. You can walk into any fucking company and we live in town. So there's everything you can think of.

Speaker: Right. You're going to hire you on the spot, but she's 18 and she knows everything. I'm not working in retail because fuck that shit. I said that two fucking jobs. You worked at June journey shoe store.

Speaker: and you only work there like one day a week, maybe two, maybe you wouldn't work for a couple of weeks at a time. And your second job, that's maybe you technically do still have or don't have, you were a hostess at a restaurant, at a hotel restaurant. The easiest job ever, sorry. If you're gonna work at a restaurant, the job you want is hostess. You don't have to do shit. But I try to talk to her and tell her like, you know, in life, sometimes you're gonna have to - You gotta do.

Speaker: that you don't like until you find something better. And then she's got stuff. She's got stuff. She's got to do for school hours and stuff like that. And I'm like, well, talk to so -and -so. So -and -so is in that field. Talk to this one, see if they can help you. I only want to go to that one. I'm like, why? Because you've been told that's the easiest fucking place to go. They're not going to hire you because they don't need help. Yeah. Well, my teacher won't help me.

Speaker: My teacher didn't fucking help me get a job when I was in the career center. I filled out the application. National, uh, national installation. You want to talk about shit job. Yeah. I filled out the money, but man, you'd spend the whole day doing this. You should have went through the interview process when I got the job at Kacosin. It did help that I was at the career center, but

Speaker: It was great money for our senior year I did I did pretty good at national installation

Speaker: And shit, I would, because I would start at after school, well, all the trucks would leave first thing in the morning, I'd get out of school, they'd put me in the warehouse. And all I do is, is they call it grinding insulation. You take pieces, small pieces of insulation, you put it through a shredder so they can do blown insulation. I don't fucking throw that shit in all day. That's all I do. But you know who was not covered in insulation all day and was done at work by one o 'clock?

Speaker: That was you this guy. Yeah, but but when Steve got there, he said do this first like month and sorted bolts. I was like, fuck that. He did. I would fucking kill for that job right now. You know, sort fucking both. Yeah.

Speaker: Fucking a dude, sign me the fuck up. I, I was fortunate. I wanted to sort bullets. I didn't lie to you. They stuck me out in the boneyard and gave me a gator. They gave me a six by six gator. And then I learned real quick that we know what's fun about the boneyard and having the Gators is the boneyard 500 that the guys did every single day. Well, no, I worked for a company for, I worked for a company.

Speaker: Scratching these Gators. I actually worked for a company called Excel buffing polishing and my brother, he was a supervisor of third ship. This is right after high school. And he's like, it was a rip in Ohio. So I spent the weekend, his place, and then come back the weekend from hanging out with my girl. And day one, he's like, yeah, I'm gonna put you on this portrait. I was like, you know, I'm not certified. He says he will be by the end of the week.

Speaker: around 150 wheels at a time, 200, 300 wheels at a time on a forklift. Each rim costs like $200. I'm just carting them around like nobody's business. When I, when I started working at Apple, they're like, you know, grab a forklift. I'm like, nah, but I'll figure it out.

Speaker: You know, they're just like, because we use the forklift, the little forklift to load my truck. Most of the time in the mornings, my truck was loaded for me and we had two trucks and I was the only driver. So the warehouse manager would have, before he left at night, he would load the one truck with all my, my morning run. And then when he got in in the morning or whatever, he would load my afternoon run on the other truck. But there was a few times where he got busy, this, that and the other thing. I was like, you know how to run a forklift? I'm like, no.

Speaker: And I'm like, well, you'll probably figure it out. I'm like, yeah, I'm sure I will. And then I'll back there to whip it a fork, lift around driving through my, the shop supervisor. Um, he was like, Oh, you didn't know how to drive one of those. I said, I never said that I didn't know how. I actually, I'm the reason why Excel buffing and polishing changed their policy on because what they did, but you're also an actor.

Speaker: Well, no, rims for... they would make rims, they would polish wheels for brand new cars. And if there was a small damage, like the rim was cracked or it had a big nick in it, they would throw it out. Well, a nick is not a damaged wheel to me, so I was the only one with Corvette wheels on my S10, because I was like, you guys are throwing these out? I'm like, yeah.

Speaker: And then like a week later, I had Buick rims on it. I had really nice fucking rims on my truck. And then they were like, okay, you have like six sets of rims. We're changing the policy. You can no longer take the old rims. But I got to keep my six sets of rims that I sold. I was the only, I was the only motherfucker with brand new 2020. What was it? 20, 2001 rims.

Speaker: It went along with the scene of the truck. The truck had a Corvette motor in it. So, you know, it matched. Only vehicle I ever owned that was red. Unnecessary. Oh, dude.

Speaker: You saw my truck, that truck is totally insane. 93 S10, Corvette motor, 396, like 380 horse, Corvette rims. Yeah, but I go through tires about once a month on the back only.

Speaker: I wasn't right back then. What do you mean back then? I don't do burnouts anymore all the time. That's because you don't have a running car. Fair enough. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hold on. Let me test out my acting skills here tonight. I'm going to pretend like we just met and I don't know you at all. Come on, man.

Speaker: I'm proud of you that you grew up in you and you don't do burnouts in your cars anymore and you don't drive like a lunatic or, or do things to them that would void the world. I've never driven like a lunatic. I believe you because I just met you for the first time. So I would never know that. No, no, no, no, no. Somebody looks at you while you're driving, you have to drag race them, right? Isn't that the rule? It's a law.

Speaker: Here, part of my, part of my new acting skills. I'm going to do an impersonation. This is Jeff leaving Knox County career center and his Astro van. Dude, last day of school, I sat there for like a minute. The last day I did it for a full three minutes. I'm the new greatest actor. Four people behind me couldn't leave as they were laying on the cloud and spoke clear.

Speaker: I work at a tire store. I work at a tire store. So, tires were free. I built I built houses and worked in construction for most of my life. So, what do I just go burn houses down? I can rebuild it. I mean, makes sense. No, I would get

Speaker: What I would do, I worked at a tire store. I worked at Carnegie Automall and they would get used cars in and their tires were still good, but they're like, let's put a brand new set on. I was like, yeah, put a brand new set on. Set those old ones up on a dumpster. They'll be gone by the end of the day. I would load that van of tires. I think one day I took home like 27 sets of tires, 27 pairs.

Speaker: This is like a year. This is like a year. This is like a year. This is like a year. This is like a year. This is like a year. This is like a year. This is like a year. This is like a year. This is like a year. This is like a year. This is like a year. This is like a year. This is like a year. This is like a year. This is like a year. This is like a year. This is like a year. This is like a year.

Speaker: This is that ****. This is what we do. I drag race that man like six times. This is that ****. Oh, we lost money. This is that ****. But it's eighty -seven, eighty -six Astro against the Corvette. You're gonna lose. This is that ****. This is drag way forty -two. I'm just saying, this is that ****, man. It's a legitimate drag ship. It's not like it was on the **** Main Street, which I've done.

Speaker: I didn't, I know what the drag strip is. I'm, I'm, I'm aware of where it's at. Was it you that picked me up from the drag strip when I wrecked my. I don't think it was. No, no, because, because when we were in high school, I was being responsible and working and stuff. I didn't party or drink or.

Speaker: go to bonfires. I'm going to break. Here's my acting skills. Really? You didn't drink. I thought we were lying tonight. I thought that's what we were doing. I thought that was, I should change the name of the show is we're both full of fucking shit tonight. Yeah, Jim. I'm sorry to say if you would have called me when we were in high school because you were broke down at a drag strip. My response was here's the thing. So, so when I was 14, I bought a 60 inch belt and spend years building. Had it finished.

Speaker: finished it right after high school. And I would go to dragway 42 on the weekends and drag race for a month. Pretty good at it. And that car had way too much power. And it had a trick. If you put it in drive and slam on the gas, the car wouldn't move, but the rear tires just sit there and spin all day. But if you put it in first, you know, automatic, you put it all the way down first here, it would raise the front tires off the ground. Down the track trip, fuck, the car would go nuts. And

Speaker: So I was doing that one night and put it first and, and that car can cut sideways on me. Just kind of rolled like six, five. And then some guy came in, came down out of the crowd. He says, Hey, how much for the car? I'm like, it's fucking trash. He's like, I'll give you 30 grand for it. That's what it's yours. He went in the motor and he took the motor and he put it in something else, but I got 30 grand and I had to call buddy to come pick him up. I think he called my cousin. Yeah, he called me out.

Speaker: What? My cousin had a brand new truck. Hold on. I gotta finish his beer, Jeff. I'll be right there. Okay. I'm almost done. He's like, dude, where's your fucking car? Why am I picking you up? I said, there's my car. And it goes way out of flatbed. The roof's caved in. Not really caved in, but just enough because of voltage. Because Dragway 42 had the rule. You had a voltage if you had so much extra amount of power. Your car was modified.

Speaker: If it was stock, he didn't. And he's like, what are you going to do with it? I said, sorry. So we went out and bought another vehicle. Bought a Mustang. There you go. There you go. Ah. Shit. Yeah. Shit fuck. Shit fuck balls, man. A couple of weeks later, I was off to the north.

Speaker: You're off to what? The military. I was like, that's one less thing I gotta worry about. Getting rid of the car. Smoke cock on the high seas. What? We knew what you guys didn't. In the Navy. I mean, Navy. Whatever you say, there's. I'm cruising in the Navy.

Speaker: Those are Navy guys. Sorry. We've had that discussion about that movie. Let's talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered sausage? That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it? It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips.

Speaker: I'm sorry. That is the funniest clip I've ever seen and it still pisses me off that I found out it's AI. Oh god bless Gabe. You see that man should be protected at all cost. He's a national treasure.

Speaker: want to hang out with Gary Busey? I think, well, no, because I was just going to say, I think the greatest podcast on the planet would be Gary Busey and Nick Dolte. And then special guest appearances every once in a while for Randy Quake. I think, I think that would be the greatest podcast on the planet. We need to do that. We need to do that. Like we need to get that. Put them, put them over the nonsensical umbrella for the nonsensical network. Oh, no, no, no. Just guest appearance by all three in one night.

Speaker: No, we're just going to give them all their own show. Oh, yeah. All three of them. I'll put them under the umbrella. It'd be the first, it'd be the first show under the umbrella. First show of the nonsensical network, man. I'm just saying. Nolte and Busey. Busey and Nolte. Featuring Quaid. Every once in a while Charlie Sheen shows up. I'm just saying. Yeah, but we need crazy Charlie Sheen.

Speaker: and crazy time. We need stone out of his fucking mind, Charlie. We need Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch crazy. I cannot be on the episodes of Tom Cruise. I don't know why. I do like his acting, but as a person, I just want to punch him in the face. Oh my God, dude.

Speaker: Speaking of celebrities, Christopher, did you hear about Danny Masterson? He is got sentenced to 30 years to life. What? What is it? Yeah, he got sentenced. Who? I actually found out Danny Masterson. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He got like three life sentences. 30 years. 30 years to life, he's sentenced

Speaker: Uh, he going to jail. Graping will always be on the menu for him, but did you, but did you actually, let's not dive into that right yet. I wouldn't, I w we'll dive into that, but I know it's going to turn into a conversation. Um, I seen a video.

Speaker: as I was scrolling the YouTube shorts. It was like Tom Cruise is a **** psychopath. He is. He was on like Fallon or or Letterman or something been years back and he was talking about how one time they were on a on a flight. I'm assuming private jet or whatever. Yeah, I don't think Tom Cruise flies commercial.

Speaker: But they killed the oxygen into the part of the plane where like one of his buddies was at. So it caused him to pass out. As a joke. As a joke. When we land I'm getting up and I'm punching him in the face. He was passed out the whole flight and he woke up and his hands were all like tingling because he just fell over wherever he was sitting.

Speaker: and Tom Cruise was telling this story and he's crying and laughing. He's on the chair and he's like, yeah, you know, like the fuck is wrong with you, bro? How are you just going to kill the oxygen on a long flight? I'm not mad at it because like, you know, I have a nine and a half hour flight coming up that I'm not looking forward to because you can't smoke. But yeah, I'm going to punch you in the face.

Speaker: Just don't get caught. Yeah. I know. I have a plan. I'm going to, I'm going to buy. No, you can't vape on the plane either. Sorry. If you don't get caught. Uh, no, I'm actually going to buy nickname batches and wear them like that. Like a bandolier dude. Yeah. I don't think it works that way. I I'm not a doctor.

Speaker: uh apparently that's not good for you i was told i'm a medical expert and like what is your fight but i was like damn it i smoke a lot uh tj i don't know if you're still around or available but can you please chime in you might know better than anybody else i don't think that's actually i actually did quit smoking uh for like six months where's six months of your life in it oh it's horrible no but like

Speaker: In order to quit, the nicotine, one nicotine pass, I literally cut them in half and I was fine. So I take a full pass, I'll be fine for nine hours. But it's not, when you think about it, it's not actually nine hours, it's longer because you have the nine and a half hour flight plus the two hours you have to be at the airport ahead of time. Then when you land in a foreign country, you have to go through fucking customs.

Speaker: Well, let's be honest, this Mexico, they're not going to, they're not going to care if you smoke in the airport. There's worse, there's bigger things going on. It's French, but you're flying out of Mexico. No, no, trust me. I've literally tried to get away with smoking the airport and Mexico and they ground them. Cause I used to work there. I worked in the airport for like a couple months and I constantly would take breaks, go back to security each time.

Speaker: get outside and smoke. Hell. Hell on earth. Just, uh. But no. I don't know. I'm just looking like 14 hours without a cigarette. When I get outside, I'll shut up. I'll get out like four at once, you know. Here's the thing is like,

Speaker: I'm flying into France, the land of the smokers. I think I'll be all right in the airport flight. Yeah, but do they really smoke like it showed on TV now? I don't know. It's just the stereotype. Find out. Find out. It's your wife's boyfriend. I don't know. Maybe I'll get out of the airport sooner if I smoke. What are you doing? I'm having to figure out. I've been on the fucking plane for, it's been 11 hours since I last figured.

Speaker: Yeah, we'll get you. Yeah, maybe. Or you just get beat down by a bunch of friends and that's what's worse. I don't know. I'm sorry, I think I can take a French cop. A French cop. But not like 10 French cops. You could just get off.

Speaker: typically how you take your men one at a time. Yeah, I want to start screaming in German. Have you ever seen the show? Whose line is it anyway? Yeah, absolutely. I love that show. Ryan Stiles did a bit. They were like, they were doing the worst. It was like bad thing to say.

Speaker: while you're being arrested. He's there, he's pretending to be tough. He's like, trust me again, you might've missed it. Just do that. No, do it again. They're like, yeah, get him the fuck out of my ear. It's kind of like that dude that was running from the bounty hunter and then he got caught in the parking lot. He was like, Oh, that's my booty hole. I'll just do that guy. I don't know if you saw that, uh,

Speaker: This is like his 80s, where the guy, he would go into these restaurants, eat, and then get arrested, and not have to pay. And as they're arrested, he's like, can I enjoy a fantastic meal? Why are you touching my penis? He's like screaming all these crazy shit as he's being arrested. I was like, what the fuck? I mean, this dude had no shame. He's like, that is my penis, sir. Stop touching my penis.

Speaker: I can go viral. There was a video clip of a guy who was being frisked by a female cop and she grabbed her thigh and she was like, what is this a gun? He was like, my dick. She was like, oh, that actually happened more than one.

Speaker: He's arrested this guy and he's got sweatpants on he's like he's first maybe check it inside. He's like, what is this? He's like Speaking of cops did you hear did you see the cop that got arrested? This is actually a true thing I saw look so this top pulls over this girl

Speaker: somebody's videotape and she got out of the ticket and she went in the back seat of the car with the top and comes out and drives away. He got fired. Nice. Cause they went in the back and

Speaker: The video is obviously, you know, somebody across the street is like, oh, where are they going? But I get it. It made national news. I seen it on. It was like a local CNN affiliate, but I can't remember what it was.

Speaker: But, uh, yeah, he, uh, did this girl in the back of his guard. Interesting. Uh, Rumber Pumber. I don't, I gotta be a hundred percent honest with you. I have no idea what you're referring to, but I feel like Israel has enough of their problems, enough problems of their own. But that, um, last thing they need to do is start getting into any of our problems.

Speaker: The US is kind of like that nosy neighbor. What are you guys doing over there? You need a little help? Yeah. Wow. We really are. You put in an analogy. The US is the Karen of the world. Not really a Karen. You shouldn't do that.

Speaker: You shouldn't do. I'm going to come over there. I'm going to take care of it. Yeah, maybe sort of ish. Well, like I said, you know, we're too worried about what's going on in everybody else's house to fix our own house. What's that movie with Tom Hanks? What is it? The Burbs? Where they buy that? I love that. Yeah, that's or we are Tom Hanks in that. And that dude. Yeah, I will say other money.

Speaker: That's basically I mean I I honestly I I don't know I didn't even I Gotta be honest with you, bro Don't follow a lot of politics and shit like that because it's become it's if you follow politics becomes like a second or third or fifth job

Speaker: Yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's a revolving door of fuckery. It's the same shit. It's the same shit show every four years. It doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't matter who's in office. Agreed. And like I said, as I've said a million times, since I've been an adult, quote unquote adult, cause I'm not really an adult. Let's be honest. We all know I haven't grown up nor will I ever grow up. Why? Because I'm a toys or us kid. And there's a million toys and things that I can play with.

Speaker: I took that fucking oath seriously. God damn it. Exactly. But there's nothing really changes in my life. That's worth me getting on a pedestal and yelling and screaming. I'm a drunk guy. Or I like Biden. Let me rephrase that. I like Biden. Yeah. You know,

Speaker: Oh, well, my taxes are a little higher. My taxes are a little lower. My gas is a little higher. My gas is a little lower. I feel like you average it out over a lifetime. Does it really affect your life? That's what just blows my mind. These people who get so into politics and mad and aggravated. It's like, is it really like, seriously, is it really?

Speaker: affecting your life in any way, shape, and, or form at the end of the day. Well, there are people that, you know, are working two jobs just with food on the table, but that's just understandable. But again, that's normal. But then you got the assholes that are just, they don't want to fucking work. Yeah. But I mean, that's nothing new. Working two jobs provided for your family is nothing new.

Speaker: No, let's go back to the 60s, 70s and 80s. And you had families that were working two jobs or a double income family, or if you had single, single mom, single dad, they were working two jobs to provide for their family. Yeah. You know, that's not anything like until goddamn Barack Obama went in office and now

Speaker: You know, it's just, it's kind of the point where if I do watch something political, I watch it for the entertainment factor. I'm not going to argue with somebody about who's better politically at the end of the day. And I hate to be the very bad news, whether, whether you like the guy, one guy or another, or all scumbags. How bad is your life, Jeffrey?

Speaker: My life is great. Are you sure? I don't know. I hang out with you. I mean, that's a double -edged sword because I hang out with you. No, no, no, no. Because you said I watched, I watched the Paul, I watched politics for entertainment. Well, first and foremost, we've got a bazillion streaming networks. And here's what the reason why I say that is like,

Speaker: yes while i'm working i'll have up here on my phone i'll have like facebook news you know i'm like okay yeah but if i hear something that's interesting i'm like okay i'll go but in five minute videos you know that's where i get my news let's be honest it's not like a watch 45 minutes apart but usually i get about 15 minutes into watching shit like that i'm like uh

Speaker: and then I find somebody that does like reaction videos. I actually watched Charlotte Dobre. She goes on to Reddit. She finds, am I the asshole post? And reads them off and she's fucking hilarious. Nice. Kind of a long winded roundabout answer, Plummer, but I don't know anything about the Israel ally with America.

Speaker: Don't know who likes us who hates us. It's kind of like this fucking show We I don't know who likes us still who doesn't like us I mean Same thing with America. I don't know at the end of the day everything can change in a moment, so Like it's a coin flip every day

Speaker: It is. I would easily. So it's like, heads, we like America, tails, we don't like America. Yes, it is. You know, stupid subjects. I actually did see a video today. This guy, he goes around. He was like New York or something. I don't know where he was. But he's showing people a picture. And it's an upside down picture. He's like, where is this?

Speaker: The responses were just like, really? It was the United States, and the picture was upside down. And they're like, where is this? And people were like, is that Brazil? The one lady said, and I was guy laughing, is that Ohio? And I was like, I don't know. She's not wrong. She's not wrong, it's there. And technically it's there. But I mean,

Speaker: He asked like nine people and nobody got it right. I was like, I know I'm not the smartest person on the planet. I've accepted this a long time, like first, but I can recognize a picture of the United States. And it wasn't like it was a black and white picture. It was a blue picture with the head of the state's lines. And so, you know, a quick glance, you'd be like, yeah, that's the United States.

Speaker: Now, if you show me a picture of like, you know, Japan, Taiwan, I don't know which one's which. But I could probably guess I would be roughly close. But oh, those videos hurt my brain.

Speaker: I saw one that was the other day. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on a second. Let's see. Let me get this from plumber here. Okay. Quick question. Would you guys stay alone in a small room with all your basic resources like food and toilet paper for a billion dollars for a year? You can't meet or talk to anyone. You won't have internet or TV. Can I have radio? I was going to say what I'm

Speaker: I mean, is it just me? Like you're going to put me in solitary confinement for a year? You know, maybe. Sorry, not sensible nonsense where we can't just answer your question for you. We have to. We have we have questions. We have questions, you know, we got to be obviously. Yeah. Can I listen to the radio? Yeah, we have to break it down. And really with a game. Can I can I can I use data?

Speaker: No entertainment. No entertainment. Oh, yeah, you can turn it off. Can I have books or anything? No books. No entertainment. How long? A year. A year? I mean, I'm going to be building little houses out of french fries by the end of the year. I mean, so it's basically basically he's asking

Speaker: could you do solitary confinement in jail for a year? Agree. I talk to myself anyway, so I think I can entertain myself. I can probably do it. It'd be hell, but I can do it. You know, no way, no entertainment.

Speaker: Yeah. I mean, if I guess if I had books to read, maybe I read, but I got all my resources. I got food and I got a little paper. I got bathroom. I can, I, you know, I have a pretty vivid imagination. I looked out the window. Yeah. And I got to put me in a dark room. Are you? I don't do well. Are you trying to kidnap us and put us in a room for a year? I'm sorry, but at the end of the day, I can sleep for like a month. Yeah. But what are you going to do with the other 11 months?

Speaker: I'm really good at it. You know, I gotta be 100 % honest with you and I don't think you're being honest at all, Jeff, but I don't think I, I don't think I could do it. Okay. Talking to anybody. I'm a hundred percent in. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I'm in, but like, give me a TV or give me a, like if I had a TV and an unlimited supply of DVDs or whatever, or Blu -rays, whatever the hell the kids are watching these days, uh, you know, or a radio, I mean, yeah, like where I can listen to music or my favorite radio station. Uh, but yeah, you're like no entertainment.

Speaker: Yeah. Can we get like a TV or internet access with a phone? And if you get a phone with internet access and you're going to be talking to people, that's why I said like a TV, like a TV with a Blu -ray player. They're like, you know, whoever's got me in this room is like, what are you, uh, what are you in the mood for today? Oh, can I get a.

Speaker: Sounds easy, but it's hard. I heard somewhere happen for real. Yeah, it happens every day. People go to solitary confinement. I know he's saying that he did a guy won money. I got to be 100 % honest with you. I could do without like internet or phone or talking or meeting the people. But I don't even need cable television. But like I said, like give me a TV or a TV with unlimited Blu -rays where

Speaker: You know, I could watch whatever movie or, you know, or like, give me the scrub series. And when I'm done with it, I'll get, you know, or radios where at least I could listen to like talk radio or something, but to just be in a room with nothing other than your essentials to go to the bathroom and eat and everything like that. I gotta be 100 % honest with you. I don't think I would do it. And I understand like, you know, you hear stories. Do I have to cook it?

Speaker: I mean, that might give you something to do, but. No, but I mean, I don't want to cook it. I want it prepared. Well, you can't cook. Exactly. Like I write down on piece of paper, slide it through a hole in the wall. Like I want burgers today or something. Or is it like a plan to be like school lunch? Do I get snacks?

Speaker: I know. Well, you can always, you can always fucking work out. That's what they do in jail. Like, you know, push up to the good. I mean, I mean, wait, does it include serious? Yeah, no, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta be honest. I would probably tap out after like, it doesn't sound easy. And I don't think I could.

Speaker: Maybe, maybe with books. I don't, I don't, I mean, like you give me a book series, something like that. But no, I did.

Speaker: Somebody nothing to do. Oh, okay. Yeah, just something dusty. So you literally so so it's it's it's it's literally like being in jail. You're solitary confinement and there's been news stories. I mean, there's been stories that have come out about people who've spent five years in solitary confinement. They lose their fucking minds. Yeah, you can you can only go literally crazy. The hell are you doing, Jeff? My kids didn't believe I was on the show.

Speaker: They're calling me like, what are you doing? I'm like, oh my God, it's Saturday. I can get on YouTube. Yes. So I was sending them a picture. They're like, what are you doing? Like, what do you think I'm doing? It's Saturday at night. Same thing. I've done everything for the past two years. How do you think I'm doing? Same. Ooh.

Speaker: same food every night for a year. I'm out. Is it staying contained? Well, yeah, it depends on the meal, but it sounds like you're, you're like, not necessarily bread and water, but it's like oatmeal, you know, basic necessity. You're not, you know, you might not get any flavor or something like that. I don't know. I'm kind of out dude. I can't eat the same meal every fucking day. This is the guy that eats sandwiches every day for lunch, but I mean,

Speaker: I mean, yeah. I'm not I'm not necessarily the connoisseur of like, I have to have, you know, a variety, but. I mean, it's been giving me McDonald's every day. But if you're giving me like oatmeal and nasty food every day, you can McDonald's every day or fucking. You know. Door dash that shit. Um.

Speaker: Or anything else you can't lock me in a fucking closet and just give me the same shit every day all day I've seen this because I mean I'm in a office all day

Speaker: Yeah, but you have internet, you have TV, you have your phone, you can door dash whatever you want to eat. You can't compare your office to this situation. I mean, obviously it would have a bed, I'm assuming. 10 by 10 or 15 by 15, 20 by 20, what? I'm out too. I ain't doing it.

Speaker: I mean, I might do it for a month to get away from my kids. A week maybe, but I'm going to pass it out. Well, I have, we're way past, we're going to get ready to take a break, but I have an additional question to there. Yeah. If I'm locked away in a room for a year, for how much money was it? A billion? A billion dollars.

Speaker: My, my main thing is, is, is I'm worried about my hydration because proper functional hydration is essential and liquid IV is the number one powdered hydration brand in America. Their hydration multiplier is the one product that you're missing in your daily routine, everybody. So if you're going to lock me in a closet for a year, for a billion dollars, can I at least still have my liquid IV so I can be properly hydrated?

Speaker: I mean, it comes in super convenient little packages. You can serve it in a water, you know, give it to me in a water bottle, just mix the powder. And when you give me my daily rations of bread and bread and butter, um, I can still get it. It's that easy. Well, here's my question for you, Chris. What flavors do we have? Well, there's all kinds of flavors, Jeffrey, like watermelon strawberry.

Speaker: Peña colada, lemon lime, strawberry lemonade, passion fruit, guava. My favorite one to say, definitely in my top five of flavors, but definitely my number one favorite one to say, acai berry. Not only that, but if I'm being happy for a year in a closet for, um,

Speaker: for a billion dollars. I feel like my captors should know that one stick of liquid IV and 16 ounces of water is going to hydrate me two times faster and more efficiently than water alone. Not only that, but it also contains five of the essential vitamins that we all need. And it has three times the electrolytes and all these trash sports drinks. It's made with quality. Yeah. Made with quality ingredients.

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Speaker: Watch this guys. Oh, that never happens to me at shoulder. I eat some liquid IB now. Yes. Liquid IB .com. Words are hard as our promo code. Get it? Check it out. Words are definitely hard. That being said, let's take ourselves a little break of boob ski. A little break and break if you will.

Speaker: Oh, let's listen to a little Blacktop Mojo featuring Dylan Wheeler with their cover of Audioslave. Just getaway driver. I believe that's Audioslave. No clue. STP. It's one of Chris Cornell's bands. Sure. I think it's Audioslave. Blacktop Mojo featuring Dylan Wheeler.

Speaker: Check them both out on YouTube and wherever you stream music at BlacktopMojo, at Dylan Wheeler. Enjoy. We'll be back in just a few momentos.

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Speaker: Welcome back to not physical nonsense. Hey, Jeff. I'm together. We are your dynamic special needs duo. Like your powers. Awesome. Awesome. I'm back there and he may rob it. **** that. I want to be at the end of the day. I'll put it really cool and **** Rob.

Speaker: Alfred. You're not as cool as Alfred. Well, I'm not fucking Robin. If I am Robin, if I have to be Robin, I want to be, I want to be, uh, what's his name? Uh, uh, um, yes, I do. Yes, I, what's, what's it? Yeah. See, it's like, that's the, uh, uh, GIS.

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Speaker: fucking jesus christ um so um beginning of the show well the last hour of the show whatever the case may be um okay uh we're gonna do the the things that i said about wednesday

Speaker: the things that you said about on the Wednesday. I think I remember you think first and foremost, you know, I know what it is. Oh, yeah. You're prematurely ejaculating on my whole my whole my whole stick. Well, that is kind of my MO. I know. And we were talking about in the first in the first break, you know, as as we all know, Jeff, you're going to be moving to France and you were talking about having a nine hour flight.

Speaker: Yeah. Nine and a half, whatever the case may be. What's that? I'm just saying how long do sleeping pills work? I guess it just depends on how many you take. You should probably take like three quarters of the bottle just to be safe. Make sure you mix it.

Speaker: with bourbon or whiskey or something. I was going to do tequila. Just, just do a shot. Just do a shot of whiskey and a shot of sleeping pills. I don't know how long sleeping pills last. I would assume like eight hours, but aren't your kids going to be on that flight with you? Oh, I'm going to knock them the fuck out. You're going to, I'm actually trying to get a flight for the flight.

Speaker: Like I'm going to make everybody stay up for like 24 hours before the flight. So when we get on the plane, everybody just passes. I thought you were, I thought you were going to say I'm actually trying to get a separate flight for my kids. They're on another flight. Their flight leaves at, uh, at, at two, my flight leaves six.

Speaker: I actually, I actually asked the wife, what if I was, she's like, what do you mean? She's like, why? I said, uh, I don't fucking deal with the kids. She's like, yeah, that's not going to happen. I would send the kids out to her personally two weeks early since you had to deal with them for like the last year and a half on your own. No, she's, she's, uh, we're all flying out together. We, uh, can lock down the date and get visas and everything. Cause

Speaker: you have to apply even even as american you have to apply for a Long -term state visa. They're mexican. They're used to sneaking into places in their DNA. It's in their blood. That's what I said. I mean, come on But yeah, I have to go uh I've said employment with the french consulate so I can go do a uh long stay visa because On like if you went to france tomorrow, all you need is your passport. You got three months You gotta get the fuck out and

Speaker: going to like Spain or Switzerland or something like that. I was like, can I just like, I'll go to Spain or Germany for like a week and I'll go. Uh, so we have a long term visa. They go for a year. And then once you're there, you can extend that for, uh, three, five, and 10 years. What do you mean?

Speaker: Anyhow. Yeah. So you've got a nine and a half hour flight. We're just talking flight, just to play, not, not deal with the airport or, you know, getting off the plane. And it's just a flight of load is nine and a half hours. Well, last week, a Delta plane leaving Atlanta, going to Australia, I think it was something like a 14 hour flight, whatever the case may be.

Speaker: um was forced to turn around about an hour and a half two hours into the flight i absolutely heard about um and i gotta say oh i'm sorry i'm sorry i wasn't heading to uh uh australia i'm sorry i'm sorry correction barcelona barcelona what's he saying but okay

Speaker: basically the same place, Spain, Australia. It's a little nine hour, nine hour, nine, 10 hour flight. Yes, eight to nine hour flight is what it says. Sorry, I thought it was Australia. I'm thinking of something else, I think. But the plane had to turn around and head back to Atlanta. One of the passengers. Let's just say I like

Speaker: Shout out to the captain. The captain of the flight can be heard telling air traffic control there was a biohazard on the flight forcing them to return. It's just a biohazard issue. The pilot says in the recording, we've had a passenger who

Speaker: had diarrhea all the way through the plane. Jeffrey, I know how big planes are. I've never been on an airplane. I've never flown before. They're kind of like a really, really long bus. I mean, what would you say? What would you say? Like an airplane is three football fields, two football fields? Oh, you don't know. You can put an airplane on a football.

Speaker: So, about a what? About 300 feet, 400 feet long, 500 feet long? Give or take. Give or take. Diarrhea. All the way through the plane. As we like to say in this house, this motherfucker shitted up the whole airplane. So, the length of a plane is 230 feet. Oh.

Speaker: from, from, from nose to tail. Uh, well, I'm so pastors at 230 feet, 250 feet, 262, average, average, average length is under 300 feet for a boat, seven four seven, which is the Airbus, a Boeing 80, there between two 50 and two 60. Oh, well, I don't know. So yeah, I stand corrected. I thought they were way bigger.

Speaker: So, um, Google, but still, okay. So this dude is, I'm assuming wearing shorts or something pants. It's not necessarily colder. Um, running down his fucking leg, man, or, or, or either that, or he's just some weird fuck and just decided to shit all over the place. I'm sorry. If I'm on that plane.

Speaker: That dude's going to go flying without a parachute because that's disgusting. I've been that guy that's had diarrhea and not made it. I'll admit it. But, dude, I feel for the guy. I'm sure he's embarrassed. Well, yeah, you know, the person that this happened to is definitely embarrassing because

Speaker: Let's be honest. We've all been there where where it's like, I may not make it. We've we've we've all had diarrhea before and we've all I don't care who you are. I don't care. We've all shit our pants as adults. Oh, yes. And if you say you haven't, you're a fucking liar. And let me introduce you to some people and you'll get along great because they're liars, too. Well, yeah, seriously, at the end of the day, dude, I was literally at my house and I couldn't get the door open fast enough.

Speaker: the front door to the bathroom is less than five feet. I didn't make it. So now I make the joke that I, you know, I make the joke with my wife. I need to start taking off my shoes. Yeah. Because I was wearing shorts and it ran down into my shoes and I had to throw my shoes away. So you didn't have to choose away. Oh, I did. Well, I had old shoes. But at the other day, I mean, I've trusted some folks I shouldn't trust.

Speaker: Amen to that, you know, you don't even get like that like sometimes diarrhea just happens like you don't get the bubble guts You don't get the twisted stomach, you know, you know that the normal quote -unquote side effects that come with diarrhea Sometimes you're just like walking alone. I was like, oh god, I just shit everywhere. I just shit it everywhere. I'm sorry everybody What and I get it, you know And had to shit he shit it up the bathroom on the show. I

Speaker: I've literally shit while on the show. You can tell when I shit or go to the bathroom on the show, I turn on my camera and I'm just sitting here in the toilet. Right here. That's me tapping on the toilet. Certain things that you shouldn't brag about or tell people about and the fact that you are literally using your toilet for an armrest is one of those. No, no. My chair has armrest. I will say that. But I don't know if you can hear that. That is my toilet.

Speaker: We can all hear. That is me tapping on the seat of my toilet. It is that close. Now, it's immaculately clean because I sit in here all day. And I get it. I get that you can't control. Sometimes, you know, you're pulling the teach man going, come on, teach, stay together. Like sometimes you lose that battle. The worst time to lose said battle is on the plane. Well, anywhere. Well, not anywhere that you're

Speaker: plane, a bus, a stadium, anywhere that you're around a huge crowd of people. And I get it, but as someone who's been on several airplanes, taking a shit on the bathroom is not effective. Well, I've seen pictures of the planes are the, the, the, uh, the, uh, the lose or the laboratories or the restrooms or bathroom or whatever you want to call it on a plane.

Speaker: I feel like for somebody my size, just to take a piss is not gonna be easy, let alone trying to sit down and take a shit. Well, actually, they're quite accommodated. I mean, even for a big guy. I'm just saying, for the pictures I've seen, I've never been on a plane. No, and I get that. So to kind of put it in a reference for you, sir, not a terrible space.

Speaker: What compresses me is the people that join the Hamayo High Club in that little bitty room. Just saying. It is not a big area. You're not going to be doing, you know, handstands. I don't think Nicki and I can join the high club in there. No, dude. You know, not taking your kid to the bathroom on the fucking airplane is an experience. Do what? Like, you know, when you three or higher kids, little kids, because like when Rochelle was

Speaker: We flew to Mexico City. Michelle was like three the first time we took her to Mexico City. And of course, hey, I go to the bathroom. All right. Let's go. You know, so, you know, you've got to go to the bathroom, whether you're an helper and all that stuff. It's not an easy thing. Even when in an airplane bathroom, it's, it's, it's just not a lot of space. Like you can literally reach out and touch the door while you're sitting down. Um,

Speaker: And I get it. I'm assuming this dude is in front of the plane. Front bathrooms are used because not most aircraft that you're going to be going on as a passenger will have bathrooms or front bathrooms in the back. So I'm assuming this dude gets up, goes back, both stalls are full. He's like, I'm not going to make it. Let's go to the back. And as he's like our way away, he just kind of lets loose. I get it.

Speaker: Well, the story said the news article says. It continues to say there was 336 passengers on the flight Delta spokesperson. Said when asked to confirm diarrhea as the as the cause of the flight returning to Atlanta. Delta officials referred to it only as an onboard medical issue. Delta Flight 194 from

Speaker: from Atlanta to Barcelona return to Atlanta following an onboard medical issue. Our teams worked as quickly and safely as possible to get our customers our customers. Words are hard. I almost said that to Titus last night. I couldn't get it out fast enough. He was doing a joke and fucked up the punch line.

Speaker: Yeah. And like he twisted the words all to hell and I could not get it fast enough before he fixed it to say words are hard. I wanted to get it out there. I was so mad. Anywho, anywho, Chris, we hear this. You're fucked up. You're fucked up at the Columbus funny bone. The, the, the 10 o 'clock Friday night show. Remember me? This guy. Words are hard. Remember that you can use that. Go feel free. Just shout this out.

Speaker: Yeah, 100 % shout us out on stage. Or don't next time you're in Columbus when you see me go, Hey, words are hard. That's cool too. Anyways, actually I'm going to clip that and I'm going to tag them and be like, Hey Chris, you're going to screwed up your joke. Words are hard, buddy. Anywho, um, they, they, they work quickly and safely as possible to get customers to their final destination.

Speaker: Let's not ever use the words final and I'm on a plane or bus or anything. They say that we're going to get you to your final destination. And I look at them going, don't use that. They're like, what? They all, they all do the same thing. What do you mean? Have you seen that movie series? Fuck you. No, I hate that. Well, we were coming back from PA last week.

Speaker: We were on the freeway and she was like, go ahead and get around this final, this fucking final destination truck real quick. And I was like, what? Anywho, any who, squirrel. We sincerely apologize to our customers for the delay and the inconvenience to their travel plans. A spokesperson said,

Speaker: The same plane took off the next day and completed the flight to Barcelona. Delta officials said eight hours and six minutes behind schedule. People who said they were on that flight took to X, formerly known as Twitter, to share their experience. So these are some of these X, what do you even call it? They're not tweets anymore. What are X's?

Speaker: I don't know. What the hell do you call him? Elon Musk. Hit us up. Yeah. Another clip segment from the show. Hey, Elon Musk, since you changed the name from Twitter to X and they're no longer tweets, what are they called now? Can you let us know? Can you help us out? They're called Swatch. You didn't use Twitter that much or an X that much. Yeah, you had Swatch. Hook us up. Let us know what we're supposed to call it. But anyways, my partner was on the flight.

Speaker: One user wrote, it was pretty bad. It was dribbled down the aisles and it smelled horrible. The quote unquote, vanilla scented disinfectant used on it only made it smell like vanilla poop. I have an answer to you. I have an answer to you. Now it is called X, which is called close.

Speaker: What is it? Instead of, it says tweets. They're not just. Get the fuck out of here. I'll watch you. Well, we'll get that. We'll get the correct difference. We'll have you on on and we'll figure it out. Uh, another, uh, Oh, no, sorry. Sorry. I stand corrected. They're called seats. So X P E P Z P S pronounce it seats. Yes.

Speaker: Again, we'll wait until we have Elon on the show and he can verify. He can confirm or deny. I'm fucking Google. This is Elon Musk. The interwebs are always true, Jeffrey. Elon Musk said, now pronounce seats. Well then, we're going to have him on and he's going to say that. I'm going to go Elon Musk. You're a fucking idiot and I hope Zuckerberg will fuck your ass. I was team Musk and now I'm team Zuckerberg.

Speaker: Uh, so he missed an opportunity could have been called expression expression expression. Ah, that's what somebody said. I hope we call a few cents. Anyways. Anyways. Another another another post from X. Both my both my wife and I were on the flight. Another user wrote. It was a mess.

Speaker: The pilots made the right decision to turn around. The ground crew ripped out the carpet and put it in new. That's kind of impressive. All right. Other users took it out. Is there any carpet laying around? Other users. Jeffrey, just want you to know before I read these, you and I, we're other users, by the way. 100%. 100%. Other users.

Speaker: You just took the opportunity for some bathroom Huber. One road. One road. DL 194. You're number two for landing. One route. Yeah. So Delta flight 194 to Barcelona from Atlanta. It got up in that bitch.

Speaker: That's impressive to say. I wonder how long it took them to recover. It's not just a row. It's, I mean, it's, you know, it's intricate. You got seats sitting on the fucking ground. You got to go in and out of it. Yeah. I got, uh, they got, uh, they got shitted up, man. They got shitted up. The whole flame did. Jeffrey. Yeah. So this is the part two of this conversation.

Speaker: Air Canada. Passengers. Oh Canada, fuck you. Nobody likes you anyways. Air Canada passengers picked off a flight for refusing

Speaker: to sit on vomit covered seats. Doesn't sound like you air Canada. Doesn't sound like a good read. Like I feel like I'm on I'm team passenger here. You're not going to make me sit in a seat covered in vomit. That's gross. Let's read into this. Shall we?

Speaker: An Air Canada passenger says that two of her fellow travelers were recently escorted off of a plane because they refused to sit on a vomit covered seats for a five hour flight. Passenger Susan Benson wrote about the incident in a Facebook post back in a week or so back.

Speaker: beginning of September end of August. Here's about a week back or so. Uh, she explained that before her flight from Las Vegas to Montreal, took off three passengers struggled to get seated because of a rancid smell. There was a bit of a foul smell, but we didn't know at first what the problem was. Benson wrote, apparently on the previous flight, someone had vomited in that area. Benson said that Air Canada staff attempted to mask the smell.

Speaker: Oh, you're going to love this. With coffee grinds. Coffee grinds. No. Coffee grinds. You know what coffee grinds are? That is electric. Coffee grinds after you make a pot of coffee. That's what I said. Better Eric came to that. Sorry. And. Uh.

Speaker: And so coffee grinds and perfume. I had to come from some asshole that was like, I'm going to load you. I'm not a coffee drinker. I don't like coffee. Coffee.

Speaker: I had a friend of mine from New York, but I lived in Charleston and she was, her whole family were in New York. It was like throwing through New Yorkers. Her pass was a retired NYPD, detective, blah, blah, blah. Her, her sisters, her mom, they all said that coffee, coffee, like 100 % through through Italian. I loved them and they were amazing people anyway. But anyways,

Speaker: don't i don't drink coffee i don't like i don't like coffee but i do like the smell of certain coffees but anybody who has had kids or pets or just been sick in general we all know how coffee ain't gonna cover that up dude we all know how foul and disgusting vomit is

Speaker: So we're going to throw coffee and perfume, two smells that don't go together in any way, shape, you know, it's not like, it's not like you, uh, it's not like you tried to use like, uh, like, um, uh, like cucumber melon. Right. You know, but, um, uh, customers reportedly raised the issue to staff explaining that their seats were, were wet. Oh,

Speaker: Oh, it's gross. Oh, Jeff. It's about to get better. Oh, that's better, Jeff. Still wet and still had visible vomit or residue. Dude, I'm suing. I'm sorry. Kicking me off the bike and you guys can't clean the **** ****. I'm going to sue you. I'm going to own this **** care life.

Speaker: When the clearly upset passengers tried to explain to the flight attendant that the seat and seat belt were wet and there was still visible vomit residue in the area, the flight attendant was very apologetic, but explained that the flight was full and there was nothing they could do. Benson said, adding that the staff seemed reluctant to give them blankets to cover the seat.

Speaker: The passengers reportedly argued with the staff for several minutes when the flight attendant brought her supervisor, they reiterated that there was nothing that they could do. The dilemma culminated when the pilot told two of the passengers that they needed to leave the plane, Benson said. The pilot came down the aisle and very calmly knelt down and told the two ladies that they had two choices.

Speaker: They could leave the plane on their own accord and organize flights on a different on their own dying. No, no. I'm gonna own that fucking airline at the end of this. Or. Or. They would be escorted off the plane by security and placed on a no fly list. The passenger route.

Speaker: Uh, Benson maintained that her fellow passengers were not rude, but upset and firm security guards eventually escorted the two women off the plane. I could not, this has been, I believe this is a quote from Benson. I cannot stop thinking about these two ladies. They did nothing wrong. Benson wrote, I am ashamed to be a Canadian and I am ashamed of air Canada. I agree.

Speaker: You fucking scumbags, Canada. That's, that's disgusting. Dude, you're squirting me off. I'm on the phone with my lawyer because that is, that's, that's not even, that's not even, okay. I get it. If somebody spilled like juice or something understood, but that's a biohazard. Great. It's 100 % of biohazard. 100%.

Speaker: That's a biohazard. That's disgusting. Fuck you, Eric. Fuck you, Eric. I'll say it again. Fuck. Oh, dude, I'm burned on that fucking plane you tried to kick me off. I get it. The flight's full. Okay, put me on another fucking flight. Yeah, put me on another flight. Not me. Because you guys can't clean a fucking seat.

Speaker: This other fucking flight, they changed the whole fucking carpet because I'm a shit on it. No, I'm not saying I change the seat, but fucking steam clean that shit or something. Right. And they were willing to say, look, just give me something to sit on as opposed to this nasty ass. This is brand new pants. Well, this is the problem with airlines.

Speaker: Well, there's not enough restriction for that well, you know in in this particular story It So air Canada Canada in general

Speaker: Learn something from America. Delta, flight, $1 .94, or $1 .49, whatever it was. Shitted up aisles, turned around, put everybody on a new plane. Clean plane, ripped the carpet out, got new carpeting.

Speaker: bada -bing bada -boom. We're going to take care of it. We're not going to we're not going to fucking harass anybody. We're not going to make people feel like scumbags. Canada, what are you going to do? You're going to fucking treat people like common criminals because they don't want to set all up in your vomited fucking puke filled seats. You fucking Canadian scumbags. Fuck you, Canada. I get the. I get the aspect that they're like, oh, fuck, we don't have time to clean this up. Bullshit, you don't.

Speaker: Bullshit you don't have You they delay flights for every fucking reason on the fucking plant But you can't delay a fight for like 45 30 minutes while you steam clean the fucking fuck you even delay a flight so the captain can bang a stewardess or a Flight attendant or whatever they're called these days. I don't fucking know what the hell they're called Seriously, I could knock out steam clean those seats in 45 minutes by myself

Speaker: I have to go buy the steam cleaner too. Yeah. So, yeah. So it says, you know, air Canada told Fox business that they were reviewing the incident and are taking the matter seriously. This is a quote from air Canada. We are reviewing this serious matter internally and have followed up with the customers directly as our operating procedures. Excuse me. We're not followed correctly.

Speaker: in this incident. Air Canada said in a statement, this includes apologizing to these customers as they clearly did not receive standard of care to which they were entitled and addressing their concerns. You know, and the stewardess or whatever you want to call her or whoever, before it got to the captain, she should have been like, you know what, I get it.

Speaker: She the problem is is you got big companies like this where you you don't have a supervisor to go to Because the super is like doesn't give a fuck so he's like fucking deal with yeah, exactly It's thrown on the shit of this this poor woman. That's just trying to she's just trying to do her job We all have those shit job days where no matter how much you like your job it fucking sucks

Speaker: I get it. But this is something you should have been like, you know what? I can't fix this myself. You have to take that upon yourself. Like, okay, this is something out of my control, out of the airline's control. And it needs to be dealt with before in the captain. I'm sorry, the captain. 90 % of the time on a plane captain has final say. Well, you know, it was a dick.

Speaker: Jeff, you said that we all have those shit job days. I mean, Delta literally had a shit day day and they fucking and it comes down to maybe this this captain was having a shit day as well. He's like, oh, he just divorced his wife or whatever. We all have a bad day. But this is something where when you go into a situation and as the captain, he doesn't know what the fuck's going on. He just sees people yelling. He's like, wait, what's going on?

Speaker: And somebody was like, there's fucking vomit on my chair. My seat is still waiting there. There's vomit on my chair and coffee grounds. And the catfish would be like, you know what? We'll fix this right now. Get them on another fucking floor. Covered by us. Yeah. Common sense would have been going, would have been like, you know what? You're a hundred percent right. To kick them off and, and, and try to have them on the fly list. Fuck you. Yeah.

Speaker: But wait, I'd have been, I'd have been on the no fly list because I'd have punched that fucking captain in the mouthful. Jeff, but wait, there's more. Fuck you. Are you sure? In an update. Oh, OK. OK. And an update from Air Canada. The viral vomiting, vomiting incidents on Air Canada flight probed by the Public Health Agency of Canada.

Speaker: good for them. The uh the uh the outrage sparked by a passenger incident involving a vomit a vomit smeared airplane seats reflects a broader frustration with flight operations in Canada. It sounds like it sounds like this is not an isolated incident. This is probably not the first time. This is this this is this is something

Speaker: that has been ongoing and continues to go on with Air Canada with issues. Well, and I'm not saying that they've got a whole bunch of vomiting issues because if that's the case, uh, we got to do a whole nother investigation and we got to start checking out your food because you might be, you might be giving people food boys, but anywho,

Speaker: Uh, meanwhile, the country's, uh, public health agency says it's investigated in a recent episode on Tuesday. This was last week, or no, I'm sorry. When was this? This, uh, this came out, um, so this Tuesday, so a couple of days back. So this is, this is recent. This story just came out Friday or Thursday, whatever the case may be, uh, on Tuesday air Canada said it apologized to the two passengers who were escorted off the plane.

Speaker: by security after processing that their seats were sold and still vamp or damp sorry ahead of the flight from Vegas to Montreal. They clearly did not receive the standard of care to which they were entitled. The airline sent in a statement emailed to the Canadian press. Our operating procedures were not followed correctly in this instance. The Health Agency of Canada said

Speaker: It is in contact with Air Canada. It cited its mandate to ensure that anything brought into the country on conveyances ranging from planes to trains does not risk the transmission of illness that can be spread via contact through fluids. Basically, they're saying

Speaker: Not only did you fucking fuck up with these, with these customers, with these paying customers, but you fucked up because you have - Everybody on that flight was exposed to that bio, and that biohazard. And here's the thing, Air Canada, and I just looked this up, so I Googled this number, is a $5 .5 billion company. You're telling me you couldn't have fucking stopped and delayed for a little bit?

Speaker: Fuck you. You fucked up. Oh Air Canada, just so you know, we're treating you like Delta flight 194 and we're shitting you up. We are shitting all over you tonight right here on Nonsense for Nonsense. Take it. You fucked up. So it continues to say, the public health agency continues, blood, vomit and diarrhea as we all know, may contain microorganisms that can cause disease.

Speaker: These fluids and the surfaces that come in contact with them should always be considered contaminated. The agency said in the statement. So basically, at the end of the day, until it was properly taken care of, until it was properly cleaned. That whole flight shouldn't have moved. That plane should have never been boarded. Agreed. Should have never been boarded. It should have never went anywhere.

Speaker: So not only his job, I'm sorry. I don't believe in the asshole, but that entire, I'm sorry. But again, like you said, you're the asshole, that entire captain's stewardess flight attendants, whatever you call yourselves these day, anybody who worked for air Canada that was on that particular plane.

Speaker: needs, I will go as far as saying should lose their job, but need to be severely reprimanded. At least severely reprimanded and severely disciplined, maybe not fired, but definitely suspension. Definitely forced to go through training. Uh, if you're a captain and I don't know how again, never been on a plane. I've been to an airport. Don't know how the, I don't know if there's like a five star plane captain.

Speaker: I don't know. But if you're if you're if you're the lead captain or the or the captain or captain captain, whatever the hell you want to call yourself, you should be dumbed down to a co -captain. Oh, because. You fucked up all the way across the board. Oh, 100 percent. And I'm sorry, that captain, that captain, as soon as he realized, wait, there's vomit on this fucking plane, everybody off.

Speaker: This plane is not moving until it's disinfected in place, period. And I guarantee you, if he would have been reprimanded for that, he would own fucking Air Canada right now. Because that would, you know, once again, it comes down to Air Canada staff and Air Canada corporate.

Speaker: should have been like, wait a minute, there's what on the plane? Okay, yeah, we're closing this flight down. We're going to delay it. It's only going to take about 45 minutes to an hour, we get six guys in here and disinfect these higher fucking planes. And then, you know, the thing is, though, there is a rule in air travel. If your flight is delayed for more than, or you're bumped from a plane, and your delay is more than two hours,

Speaker: The airline has to pay you up to three times the cost of your ticket. This is true. Um, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. If your flight's delayed, wait, hold on a second. So, so let's say, let's say you book a plane and you're in the plane is overbooked and you can't get on and they're locked in there. The rule is they have to find you another flight regardless of the price of said flight that you might even get upgraded to like first class or some shit.

Speaker: But if that delay between your original flight that you paid for and the flight they're putting you on is more than two hours, they owe you up to three times the price of your ticket. Oh, OK. I mean, I can't I don't I mean, I don't I don't know if that's factual or not or anything like that. I didn't know that. But at least in the States. Well, I mean, and this is this is this came out. This came out Thursday.

Speaker: article in the article continues John Graddock who teaches aviation management at McGill University Which is and he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna He's gonna solidify what you and I just said He's gonna validate us so to say It's common sense Says the aircraft never should have been dispatched given the biological hazard on the plane. This is a quote from him

Speaker: What the heck are you doing? He asked. I like this guy already. He continues totally out to lunch. I love that. And I'm still in that phrase from here on out, totally out to lunch. What do you do? What the heck are you doing? Totally out to lunch. Do you just drop the ball?

Speaker: You completely fucked up. Yeah. You, you dropped the ball. What are you totally out to lunch? Tony D has been totally out to lunch. Sorry, Tony. I love you, but I had to take that. It was, it was easy. It was low fruit and I apologize. It was low hanging fruit. I apologize, but I had to take it because I know you guys are watching. I know you guys are listening. How are you doing?

Speaker: The story continues. The outcry on social media sparked by the incidents speaks to the degraded level of service perceived by Canadians. After a year marred by frequent flight delays, lost luggage, says former Air Canada Chief Operating Officer Duncan D. My man was the

Speaker: he was a Canadian chief officer. He was Air Canada CEO. He's not no more. So, guess what he's doing? Talking to talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. Yeah. Oh, let me hold on a second. Let me get my keys to the bus here and beep beep beep. Oh, yeah. He's like, oh, you got, I don't work for you ****

Speaker: is likely wearing thin. I think these are, these are Duncan D's. Uh, I love his name too. Duncan D's. What's your name? My name is Duncan D. Yeah. You should Duncan D's nuts. Every time I meet somebody, that's what I'm saying. Duncan D's nuts on your chin.

Speaker: Dunkin' D's nuts on your forehead. Just a million variations. Like, you meet nine people, you have nine different answers for each one of them. I like it. I like it. I like them, Dunkin' D's. You're our man. You can Dunkin' D's nuts on this show anytime.

Speaker: I'm in. I'm in. It continues to say, I think travelers can relate to those two travelers experiences out of Las Vegas because they feel that they've had their, their travels disrupted a much greater degree than prior to the pandemic. Agreed. Let, let's, let's, we forget, uh, in COVID, during COVID, we had to wear fucking masks for no reason yet.

Speaker: They're letting vomit all over the fucking place. I'm not saying it's up on the walls and shit, but. So it's. Once it's out, it's airborne. Yeah. Microorganisms. Or as and I'll never forget this eighth grade health class. Remember in school, I had to read from the book and he took turns and everybody had to read a paragraph. I hated that.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, well, you're not the greatest reader. I'm not. As we've said on the show, you're dyslexic. So, you know, but one of my buddies, and it wasn't all a mistake. It wasn't like he did it all purpose for a laugh. He read micro orgasm. Yeah, I've made a mistake like that.

Speaker: But, but anyways, nonetheless, uh, so, so, so it continues. Nonetheless, uh, air Canada ranked last in on time performances among the 10 largest airlines. Cause let's not forget Canada is technically North America, which includes their big brother.

Speaker: You know, again, Canada, Canada, you, Cantonavia, you have solidified yourself as our retarded little brother. Congratulations. You are the, you are the attic above the big party. Let's be honest. You are the bastard child. Yeah. With Down syndrome. You ranked last. You are the red headed stepchild. You should lock you in the basement, AKA, Mexico, Canada.

Speaker: Dude, something like that. Okay, Mexican air travel is not terrible. But even a Mexican airline would be like, yeah, we're not, we're gonna have to delay this shit. And I've had screaming matches with, with, uh, Aeromechano. I've had screaming matches with people there. But it's usually over something

Speaker: Yeah. I mean, but here's the thing. And here's the thing, Jeff delays are going to, we all know that I've never, I've never flown, but you know, like my ex wife and the kids have flown from Charleston to Ohio and from Ohio to Charleston a few times, you know, my ex wife has flown, uh, you know, this, that and the other thing.

Speaker: I mean, delays happen. We understand that. And if I'm in an airport and it comes across and it says, um, you know, flight delayed for, you know, biohazard, whatever, I don't know how it works. They just put delay. Okay. So regardless, and then you're getting on the, on the, on the plane.

Speaker: I'm assuming this is how it works. It's not even really opinion. This is just an assumption. I'm assuming flight attendant greets you at the door when you go through the little bridge between the building and this.

Speaker: And, and, and he or she is like, you know, welcome to air Canada. You know, we'll be getting everybody situated and I hope you enjoy your flight. Sorry for the inconvenience. We had a little bit of a mess. We had to get cleaned up. Oh, okay. Legally, they can't say that. Well, yeah, I figured, sorry for the delay. Yeah. Yeah. I figured, yeah, but you know, it's, it's one of those things, whatever the case may be.

Speaker: You know, if it's like, if I'm sitting in an airport, actually I can't even defend this in any way, shape or form. I'm trying to defend it. I have a reason why people get pissed off trying to defend people getting upset. Like if I'm getting ready to get on a plane and it comes across that it's delayed.

Speaker: me never flying before me never being on a flight and me being my my normal fear of heights I'm gonna go instantly to the worst -case scenario oh shit something wrong with the engine they should definitely delay this flight and fix it no but the reason why people get pissed off on a delayed flight okay a you have some people that you know they have a connecting flight are we gonna catch it okay then you got people like

Speaker: Dude, an airport waiting area to get on a plane is the most boring place on the fucking planet. There's nothing to do. Well, nowadays you play on a boat, but you don't want to go too far from the area. So you literally just sit in an uncomfortable fucking chair, and some chairs are more comfortable than others. And then you eat, there's shit tons of people you don't know, you have all your shit there.

Speaker: I get it. I can't, you don't want to delay stuff. And being that you were saying Canada has the worst delays out of all airlines in North America. Do you think that's why they were like, fuck it. Let's just take this plane as is. Well, we need to, we need to jump up our rank. Well, I don't know, but here's the thing. I mean, we're almost at the end of this updated story or whatever, but it continues to say as they're shitting on air Canada, basically air Canada sounds like, like, like,

Speaker: It sounds like the, it sounds like the east side of Newark, let's be honest. Canada is the meth airline. Oh, a hundred percent. What's the other one? Spirit. I don't know, but it, but it says while photos of snaking lines

Speaker: I'm assuming like big long ass fucking lines and in post of frustrations that Toronto's Pearson Airport popped up on social media over the summer the chaos of overflowing terminals and luggage clogged

Speaker: arrival areas that marked the 2022 travel season did not come to pass due in part to more prepared players and fully staffed agencies and security contractors. Nonetheless, Air Canada has ranked in on -time performance among, sorry, Air Canada ranked last in on -time performances among the 10 largest airlines in North America.

Speaker: A report found Canada's biggest carrier landed 51 % of its flights on time that month, according to figures from aviation data, whatever, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada. Most airlines contract the third party, uh, groomers, groomers in the seats and aisles between the flights.

Speaker: and and this this this this third party groomers as they call them and the porn business they call you a fluffer and the airline business like a cleaner yeah they not only not only are they there to clean the airplane between flights but they also have access to spare cushions so they can replace uh soul yes because let's be honest the cushion is a flotation device

Speaker: So it's removable. Yeah. So, I mean, and it says in relatively short order. My man, Duncan Dees goes on to say, again, you got toddlers, infants, even adults who have certain accidents. It doesn't happen every day, but it certainly happens every day. So.

Speaker: You know, there's a little bit more to this story. Basically, let me just came through it real quick to basically kind of tell what we were talking about delays. I said, no, I don't want to beat this dead horse or beat this dead horse too much. But I mean, at the end of the day. Obviously, Air Canada has issues. Obviously, Air Canada is going through some some shit.

Speaker: But with this situation in particular. They fucked up. They really fucked up. They really fucked up. They really dropped the ball. And at the end of the day, if Tony was here, and I feel safe in saying this about Tony, just because we know Tony and we know how he is about health and cleanliness. One of his favorite phrases was clean yo ass.

Speaker: Yeah. Y 'all literally put everybody on that flight at risk. 100%. You put all their, all their, all their health. Well, not only that, as, as we learned during the pandemic, diseases spread. So you're putting the world at risk because literally all those people you're in a metal tube for

Speaker: Vegas, Toronto, that's a two or two and a half, three hour flight. Okay. So for three hours, these people are metal to breathing in that nasty ass air. They're going to get sick. They're going to get their friends sick. When they get home, their friends are going to go travel, not knowing they're sick. And next we know we got another fucking pandemic all because fucking your Canada can't do their fucking job. Oh yeah. Honestly, but it could.

Speaker: Not only did we learn that during the pandemic, but thanks to Jeffrey, we also learned during the pandemic that if you get COVID and you have a beard, you have to shave it off. Let's talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered sausage? That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it? It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips.

Speaker: Every time you start talking shit about something stupid, I'm going to play that clip. This is just the perfect clip. You're muted by the way. You're still muted. You goopy fuck. You're still muted and you're still talking. You literally came on the show with a shaved face and said, I have COVID and that COVID whoops your ass. Not going to lie.

Speaker: That COVID whoops your ass. Yeah, it whoops the shit out here. And you said, Dr. Dr. Jesus Sanchez said, I had to shave my beard because COVID lives in your beard. And if you don't shave it, then I'm going to get COVID again. You Nick noted before Nick noted, Nick noted. Gabe! It's time for break, sir.

Speaker: Go ahead and go ahead and wrap your head around that phrase, Jeffrey. You Nick Nolte before Nick Nolte, Nick Nolte. Say that 10 times fast. By the way, I did see the clip of Busey in that lady's car. It's all today, actually. That shit was crazy. He was a private bounce, dude. Sorry, not Nolte. Busey, that was Busey, but I said Nolte. No, Busey. Either way, but that was crazy. He was just like, Bush, you I'm out.

Speaker: Anyways, I didn't want to answer that's what I was saying Even though it wasn't technically him. I would totally do it You see before an old team you seem to be using those Yeah

Speaker: Well, ladies and gentlemen, I'll tell you what Gary Busey got some energy about him. You know, go ahead because you just do just all over everything. How does he get that energy? Let's let's let's let's see you. Let's see you try this for once off the top of your head. Go ahead. Go ahead. My head off the top of my head. I think Gary Busey secretly

Speaker: own stocking. The energy drink is literally going to stop you from crashing some powdered energy drink. Keep going sir because I'm losing steam.

Speaker: just bust me fucking you irritated me this is no longer is it called

Speaker: running somewhere else, somebody else backing the bus. You're air cannon. I did. Right there. You're like, you get off my fucking leg. I had like this perfect lead in and you're just like, you see that energy.

Speaker: and then you're like, I thought it was actually kinda good. So, I throw you under the, I throw you, I air Kenergie and you're like, whoa. Throwing me off the fucking plate. Kenergie, Busey, he should buy stock cuz it's, it's powdered and we, we, Busey, Busey likes powdered. It's like, what? I'm not gonna buy shit. I'm talking about my stock.

Speaker: but I hit you with the reach around Busey. Yeah. Yeah. I'm pregnant. Throw them off. I use progression. You literally should. I use progressing.

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, that is why I'm the champ. That is why I'm the greatest podcast host of all time. No podcast host. Just talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from. Yeah, keep talking about shit, sir. I'm a buttered sausage you all night. You want to know why I'm the greatest podcasting champ of all time?

Speaker: because my energy. Watch a professional Jeffrey. Watch this. Watch this. Go ahead. Go ahead. You know why I'm the greatest podcast champion of all time, ladies and gentlemen, and nobody can take this, take this champ down is because my energy level is, is to the moon. I'm always focused and you know why that is is because our friends over at W

Speaker: They make sure that I don't get them jitters. They make sure that I don't crash into a wall like Jeff did. They keep this champ on his toes. 100 % with all them vitamins, say your prayers and take your vitamins, you little glitzsters. And don't forget to drink your W energy. Raise war on big energy because we're tired of paying

Speaker: way too much for energy drinks and let us crash into a wallet of a hundred miles an hour. So if you want to be like the champ, if you want to, if you want to say your prayers and take your vitamins and raise war on big energy, all I got to say is what you going to do brother?

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Speaker: Yeah, since you started with that bit, I'm just like, I'm waiting. I'm waiting to go to air campers. Yes. Actually, I have an idea that I'm going to talk to you about later. For our ad. You're going to find our ad for dubby. I'm going to make a video. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: No, no, I'm gonna make a video I have a clip I need to find some clip and and You'll understand what I talked about it later, but you sent me a video a while back And I think that video Will be perfect. Yes, you sent me a video that you made and

Speaker: I sent you a video I made. On Tiktok. The hell are you talking about? Will John Snow action? Me. Oh, I didn't make that video. I was just trying to tell you I love you without telling you that I loved you. Damn. I said it. But you know what I mean? Like, yeah. Yeah. Right.

Speaker: but you, man, I wish we were really good at video because could you imagine if we did a video with like you and you're down and you're written, you're like, fuck it. I'm on my last leg. And all of a sudden there was like a million me for dummy. I don't know if I could superimpose your face that many times. It was like crashed. And then it was all of a sudden it was like, cause you know, you got, you have, so, so my idea for the video.

Speaker: You have the battle of bastards is is the same. I don't know. I don't know what. That's the battle of bastards. It's John Snow. He's he's he's you know, and instead of the battle of bastards, you have like monster and you have Red Bull and like all these all these energy drinks and me getting ready to go up against. Energy drinks.

Speaker: and then all of a sudden dubby comes out of nowhere because we're going to war on energy on big energy i'm just saying this is a genius thing i just got to figure out why smarter than us we need a video game right genius idea because that's the perfect video for it with that fucking badass song in the background

Speaker: Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Speaker: This is creative geniuses at work. Jeff, why don't you pick the song? You again. Yeah. Well, we've got a whole list of songs. Pick the song, give them the proper intro. Let them know. We're going to listen to who it is. Where are you? Come on, buddy. You'll get a kick out of this. Uh,

Speaker: So this, I do like this song and I know you like this song. This is Black Top Mojo. This is Black Top Mojo. We're getting ready to go on break and a little tribute for Mr. Tony D with a little strike. Let's go love you. Sorry, not strike me. A little bit of money. Yeah, we love you, buddy. Come and lay your money down.

Speaker: What's the price for being alone? And which bank do you own? Did you decide what you were told?

Speaker: Do you do it for the love? Do you do it for the money? Before I die again, the rich get lucky Cash is king and I'm a jester honey Do you do it for the love? Are you doing for the money?

Speaker: Your blood on the nose Oh, he went and cleaned you out What will you pay with? What will you pay with? What will you pay with? Do you do it for me?

Speaker: If I'm the love all you do If I'm the money

Speaker: Do it by my love, all you do it by my money

Speaker: Yeah. But I got mojo in your hair. Oh, do it for the live. We do for the moneys. Oh, shit. We're live. Right? Yeah. Welcome back to Nonsense. Nonsense, everybody. Peace, Jeff. I'm Air Canada. Agreed.

Speaker: No, wait, I'm sorry. He's there Canada. I'm using. Wait, fuck God. Shit. He's Jeff. I'm good. Also known as the champ. Also known as the people's also known as the greatest of all time. And if I can still one.

Speaker: I'm currently one of my favorite WWE superstars. I like the guy who's probably not gonna be anything more than a mid -quarter. But let's be honest, I gotta give my man some love. Let me talk to you. Yeah, Mr. LA Knight. You gotta look this cat up, dude. He's like the new generation of Stone Cold Steve Austin. But I don't ever think he'll get the love that Stone Cold got.

Speaker: Welcome back to the show, everybody. Hopefully, you're enjoying the show tonight. We're doing what we do best, hanging out, having fun. Jeff and I racking this shit out. Tony D, that was not a slam in any way, shape and or form. We just know that's your jam. We know that's your song. But we also know you're watching. Well, no, you ain't doing it for the money on a certain app. That was a slam.

Speaker: I had to give them. I had to give them something. They're watching. They're listening. I had to give them something. I agree. See, see, see, we told you he's an asshole. Oh, the fuckers, I've been telling you I'm an asshole since the day I came out the goddamn but Jane Canal. When I bitch slapped the doctor and showed the fucking Miller light and said,

Speaker: Oh, hell yeah. I'm Glick and I'm the greatest son of a bitch to ever bless this fucking earth. They broke the mold when they made me. Take that, use that. Bye. I know you're watching. I know you're watching. I watch them numbers now. I know you're watching.

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Speaker: Uh, over and out, Abby Anderson, you know, we, we got all these artists that we play on this show. Check them out. Go show them some love. You know, some people think that is, that is some people think that it's dumb and it's pointless to play music from artists that people don't know, but they would rather play artists and songs that haven't been heard of in 30 years and or artists that have never been heard of Amber and think that

Speaker: That's cool. Instead of network and growing your brand and then try to clown you for creating a network. I'm just saying. And you've heard me a million times, tell you guys to check out our friends in the podcasting world. Late night parents, Ted Hicks, scumbag lounge, K Stucky and 40 Fawns, lazy ass podcast with my man Dizzy.

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Speaker: preview for you. Can I continue? Can I finish? Before you premature me, eject before you sit it all over your face. Calm down, Delta, because right now you're shitting up my whole shit. Go ahead. Go ahead. I got a preview for you. I got to hurry up. Fireman Ridge with morning and coffee.

Speaker: Tony D, don't forget to check out Tony D. I think Tony D is still going to be doing the belt Kings fantasy football on Sunday's morning on Sunday morning. Yeah. Yeah. Check, make sure you guys are in there. Check it out. If you're a football fan, check it out. I mean, unless I'm there, I mean, you're not really going to get any actual fantasy football or football analysis, but

Speaker: You're going to get a lot of personal opinions. I'm teasing. I promise I'm going to see Belt King or Belt King's fantasy football. Sorry. I do that all the time. I'm sorry, Tony. Belt King's fantasy football. Check it out. I'm not even without me there. It's still a really fun fantasy football show. Check out Tony. Shit, I know I'm missing somebody.

Speaker: Fuck. Oh, check out Helen's mixtape. There you go. Yeah. I don't know her schedule, but follow. Is she on YouTube? Follow Leggy Lady on YouTube. I think she's on Twitch because she's on Twitch. Definitely follow her on YouTube. And if you catch her live, again, she's doing this music thing. They have fun with it. Play music. They do.

Speaker: Fuck I lost my train. I thought I can't remember how she calls it. Um, oh Shit lady, I'm sorry. I can't think of what she calls it. Fuck. Anyways, she'll yell at me tomorrow. You box jury. Yep. Did you box jury? Yeah, I just looked it up. Mm -hmm Yeah, like putting leggy lady on YouTube and you can find her real quick, right? Uh, I just as lady lady

Speaker: Well, what's it? God damn it. We're entitled to her latest episodes. You Fox jury. Will it be a hit or in this? Yeah. Okay. Just follow lady lady on YouTube. I feel like I'm missing something. Another way. Another way. I digress. You see that, Tony? You see that, Tony? No, no, no, no discrimination or support everybody. Fuck it. I'm literally just fucking with you, Tony. I promise I'm just fucking with you.

Speaker: this is not a finished product but i'm gonna give you a blind review there's no sound so we don't have to worry about that but uh check this out this is what i'm talking about obviously we need better uh graphics and so on so forth so check it out

Speaker: BOOM! Right? I mean, now imagine that with Blacktop Mojo playing over it. You know, obviously better graphics and stuff like that. I did this during break. During the break, I made that. Now imagine if I put some time here. I'm just saying.

Speaker: So something kind of like that. I want to look at something like that and maybe even do like a voiceover of, uh, you know, so I might have you record something so I can copy it, put it in there. Is that what you're saying? That I have a better voice than you do? Like the sound of my sultry voice? Like when I put, unfortunately, I sound like a little girl when I talk. I mean, let's be honest. I mean, you could, you could pull a mic, you could pull a mic and go,

Speaker: This is just because my voice is deeper than yours, Glick. But yeah, like I said, imagine that with the actual logos and stuff. That's kind of cool. Sorry. I just thought of that during while you were explaining W .O., because we are going to war on big energy. So, you know, just say it. We are going to work. We are absolutely going to war. We are waging

Speaker: War, my friends, we are waging war on big energy and we got W in our corner. Not only do we have W in our, ladies and gentlemen, if you're going to rage war on big energy and you want the energy, you don't want it to jitters in the crash. You don't want anybody else as your, as your tag team partner other than Debbie, but wait, it's not a tag team match.

Speaker: It's actually a six man tag team match. And your third partner is none other than nonsensical nonsense y 'all. And you got the champ. A champ. 27 and 0. The champ. We're just talking about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from.

Speaker: Every time you start talking about the champ, I'm going to butter sausage you. I was trying to include him. I wasn't done. I'm just saying grubby energy, nonsensical nonsense. You got the champion. You got the world heavyweight podcasting champ. Not only that, but you got the cruiser weight world.

Speaker: Cruiserweight champion, that's you, Jeff. Mr. Justin Storm. Cruiserweight is like the little guy's. Like, right, Monsieur? Yeah, I agree. You're a Cruiserweight. You're like the Cruiserweight champion. You're a welterweight. You're a welterweight champion. Isn't it welterweight? No, no. Calm down. We're talking about wrestling. I don't know. You are not. You are actually with your, you are, you are pushing like every week.

Speaker: I doubt it, dude. I like 165. You do not weigh 165. I would put money on the fact that I weigh less than 170. You might weigh 165 kilograms. I don't know what that... I don't know what your unit of weight is there. Yeah, by the way, kilograms are like... I know. Yeah, I know. It's really like, that's what they measure. 165 kilograms? I'm a truck.

Speaker: as much as people want to admit it, a Nissan Frontier or Ford Ranger and X10 are still trucks. If anything, I'm a Toyota Tacoma. I'm I'm the fungus of trucks. You just can't. Okay. Okay. I'll give you that. Okay. I'll give you that. You're not wrong.

Speaker: Now, last night, Nikki and I were, we're walking into the restaurant to go eat and stuff. And this Toyota under pulled out of the parking garage in front of us. I was like, boy. And I was like, and you know what? If I could afford a Toyota, I buy one because I drove one for almost 10 years. And she's like, you owned a Toyota for almost 10 years. I was like, no.

Speaker: I didn't own one. I worked for Orkin and I had a Toyota Tacoma and and I and I got it like right at like a brand new like right after I started and man that truck was. You can't kill them. I got it. I got to say Toyota. I'm not your typical big like I'm not going to go and argue with anybody about. Trucks are. Like American made trucks like my Chevy, Ford's and Dodgers.

Speaker: but Toyota, y 'all make a car and the truck but in all honesty, if you could only buy one **** vehicle and it had to be a pickup and that's the vehicle you have for the rest of your life. I'm getting **** Toyota. I'm sorry. I'm getting a Toyota Tundra but I'm getting that **** out. Bailing fire and stringing a little bit of oil. That's all you need. I'm getting that bit. I watched a video. I watched a video the other day. These guys took a Toyota

Speaker: You know, like an 80 model, right? They drained the oil and still drove it over 300 miles before it fucking sees them. Yeah. No, I mean, you gotta give respect where respect is due. And I don't know what Toyota does. I don't know what Toyota does, but I mean, as a company, Orkin, that's what they use across the board is Toyotas. Yeah.

Speaker: And I mean, we had two, we had, we had two wheel drive Toyotas that had four by four suspensions on them. So they'd look like a four by truck. Uh, well, cause you got all the weight of the shit. Yeah. Like it was an extended cab Tacoma, but it looked like a four by four again, because I had.

Speaker: I had a hundred gallon water tank in the bag, plus, you know, plus all the chemicals and, and now different branches in different regions, obviously, like I think here in Ohio, they have four by fours. Right. Well, yeah, but down there, but it, but my, my truck looked like a four by four Tacoma. Not only are they walking,

Speaker: sexy as hell to look at. Toyota. Agreed. The new ones. He's got a new neighbor just down the road. He's got one. Oh my God. Every time he leaves, I'm like, ah, they're a gorgeous vehicle. But if I'm going to have sex with a vehicle, it's going to be a toy. Calm down air Canada. Hey.

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Speaker: It's not my jam, I don't buy jam, I buy honey. Sorry, that is the funniest thing I've ever seen. It never gets old. That never gets old. It's funny.

Speaker: I'm not going to buy a Ford that's not my Ford, but I buy a Toyota and I kiss it on the lip. Kiss it on the lip. I'll kiss it on the mama. Yeah. Dude, they, they look like the new ones look like Baja dishes. Like them ready to, you could, uh, now have you ever seen the show top gear? Not the new ones. I mean,

Speaker: As a non -car guy, as a non -car guy, I don't shit on you for not seeing the show. As a non -car guy, it's not about the cars for that show, even though it's a show about cars. Those three guys are funny. They literally took like an 89 or a 90 Toyota Pylux, which is basically a Toyota Tacoma of the 90s, 80s, and they literally tried to kill it. They literally parked it.

Speaker: during low tide, as close to the water as it were possible, tied it down with the sea took it. And literally they, of course they had to clean up the spark, they had to clean up the wiring a little bit, this is waterlogged off. And the fucker started right up, it was within 15 minutes. They dropped it off, they literally parked it on top of a building and collapsed the building. Like it was a building being demoed.

Speaker: and they parked it on the roof and then demoed the building. The truck still drove to the point where they ran out of ideas on how to kill this truck. They literally set it on fire and it still started to the point where the last couple of years of the original top gear, that truck sat in the studio because they were like, this is fucking things I'm killing.

Speaker: They ran out of blades to try to kill that car. And it's still, I bet you anything, that you could go out and jump in that truck. Granted, you're sitting on what wire seats, because there's no more seats on fire. But you can probably drive that truck another 50 ,000 miles, if you're willing to risk driving a truck. The body's completely fucked. But

Speaker: The new ones, oh my God, the neighbors, he's got this tan, kind of, it's almost like a desert camo tan. Oh, black grill, black rims. Oh my God, every time I see it, I'm like, I want the truck. It's right up there with the Colorado is insane. That's ZR2 that we want. Exactly. Maybe the same.

Speaker: Because that Chevy blue on those on those, uh, Colorado's. That's my next move after the, um, after the Equinox by Colorado. Yeah. Like I said, you know,

Speaker: 24 I mean I'm not mad discussion

Speaker: But I'm curious to get into the conversation that I sent you. We're going to make it an easy one. And I sent you the link the other day, and I know you're frying chicken at the moment. But if you go to your snappy Snapchat, there is a link there that I sent you.

Speaker: Yes, it is I actually say you to like the second one don't click on yet click on it later I think you're gonna kick out of it, but If you can go ahead and dive into that like I said right up your area it's also my area of my travel plan and

Speaker: It's gotta be a good little segment. Oh, dude, right. We totally forgot about this. Let's do this. I've been asking about you all night. I thought earlier what you were asking about was the planes. Oh no, no, I was actually asking about this. The planes are good.

Speaker: Yeah, let's because I want to do this early in the show. Let's do this Wednesday. Don't let me forget. Like, OK. Yeah, no, no, I'm going to say that again. I was going to say save it because I want to save it tonight to save it the. What the fuck is that? OK, because like, seriously, I I've read. I totally, I totally forgot about that because I do want to do. I do want to do that earlier in the show because

Speaker: So, we'll save that for Wednesday. Wednesday, we're going to do that. That's that's that's going to be fun because dude, I've I went through that article and I'm out on on most of those points on that especially that that one and I was talking about after that. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no. I want to do that early in the show because that's going to be I think that's going to be a carry on conversation that that that in all honesty,

Speaker: kind of sounds like uh kind of sounds like you need to come to Europe with you. Can I drive there? I mean, well, you could you could do uh Pundok Saint style. It's almost sounds like uh uh trust me. I've looked into it. It's it almost sounds like where you think I got rid of

Speaker: I know it was really bad, but I think I got rid of it. Oh, I did get rid of the sound. And it's not on this laptop. It almost sounds like a Glick's deep dives. It does, right? It's smoothie season. Yeah, it's almost smoothie season. Like I said, I'm going to be honest, I found this by accident.

Speaker: uh this is right up your alley this would be a great conversation it might be um oh it is still in our tick tock page to be unexplained the unknown the unsolved look at the truth behind some of our strangest mysteries it's time

Speaker: That was so bad. That was so very early on. It was so early and it was rushed. I literally did it like 10 minutes before the show. I mean, it was a great concept, but... But yeah, the name, of course, we made fun of you for the name for the longest time. Well, I mean, Deep Dies is a cool name. It is, but it also has sexual undertones.

Speaker: Well, we all know Glick is not deep diving. Ladies. There's this lady. She's got like a stethoscope on and all this stuff. And she's like, gentlemen, if you're over six inches, you need to hear this. And then some guy sits there and he's like, what are you still doing? Contact us. Go ahead.

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Speaker: Actually, I actually You know how you're I don't know if your phone doesn't I'm sure it does it every once while your phone will go You remember this nine years ago? Stuff like that. So, you know if that popped up I love doing it. I love going through like the gallery from nine years ago five years ago And it does like nine years, you know, however long you've had it goes off your Google Drive and It was

Speaker: something popped up and I had saved a picture of us on a patch. Like it was something I'd taken like screenshot of my phone. Like I corrected, I was just like, ooh, cringe worthy, cringe worthy. Man, oh.

Speaker: Man alive, bro. Yo, hold on a second. Let's go back here. Let's, I want to see something. I'm out of curiosity. Jeff, you're usually pretty quick with this. Yeah, go ahead. Um, maybe. Oh, that's me, me, me, me, me.

Speaker: I can say that and and send it to us so we can rewatch it. Yes, 100%. Bring it up on this show. I just said it to you. Bring it up on the show. That was so early in the show. I, my beard is short, dude. I didn't receive it. Oh, okay.

Speaker: You're you're **** outside with your wonky **** **** goofy **** headset. That was like this was back when I was like. I didn't know how long I'd be able to do the show because I didn't have any money. Yeah, you had your phone. You had your busted **** phone still. I had it's not a cheap **** **** that phone. Oh, the horror.

Speaker: You shut this clip up while I'm downloading it. I was staring at the back of my phone. That's how busted ass my phone was. I couldn't even see the front of my phone, so I had no idea what was going on. So I'm staring at the back of my phone, and I had given up on the whole using the mirror to see what's on the front of my phone.

Speaker: Cause I was like, fuck it. I'll just kind of react as we talk and it's taking forever to load. It's processing. Oh my God. There it goes. And here we go. We're going to do it. I think they call it a callback or reach bet, whatever the fuck they call it in the business. Reach around. We're going to do it. We're going to do a reach around. You know, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to call it back to earlier in the episode. Do this to an outro. Um,

Speaker: No, sorry. You got to do that again with the beer. I know. I got it. I got it. I'll bomb this. Trust me. I'm a professional. I did not see that coming because you got excited for the reason. I got excited to reach around Kevin Costner. Hell yeah. Let me try that again.

Speaker: I have no clue what the fuck happened right now.

Speaker: Oh, that's oh, that's so bad. I love that. Because because I come back and you've got a death stare on the camera. Yeah, I'm just like, well, here's the thing that I also had. My internet connection was not great. So I wasn't sure if I had lost you. So I'm like, you know, I'm literally looking over at the kids going, oh,

Speaker: No, I mean, I did kind of disappear on you. Yeah, much like you did the other day. I think we were having technical difficulties. And so you got up to go get more beer. I didn't say that. You just got left.

Speaker: and then you come back. The early days of the show, we've gotten back to losing our minds laughing like we did the other day. Those episodes where we just

Speaker: We find a subject that we just, oh, we just keep the shit out of that dead horse, but in a good way, like the Phoenix Museum, the Ryan Reynolds and Kevin Costner thing, and also fun and funerals. Those are my favorite episodes because we get done with those episodes and my sides hurt, you know, my cheeks hurt from laughing. I love it.

Speaker: There you go, Jeff. Check that one. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Send it. Send it my way. I heard it. I know it. That was the top ten insurance. I'm looking back at our old TikToks. Looking to see because I wasn't posting a lot of stuff from the show. I'm still not. I need to. Oh.

Speaker: Oh, you know what we need to do? Oh, hold on a second. Get that one up there too. Get that one up there too. Where are you sending? I'm sending them out. OK, I'm not receiving them. As soon as I get them, I can get them on the show. Listen.

Speaker: Okay. Oh, Jesus. Which one did you get? Okay. Hold on a second. I might not have sent him right. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I was going to say, because I only got the one. There we go. Oh my God. Okay. I just received another one.

Speaker: This is also very early on. There we go. Oh, my shaved head. I wish I had the clip of me putting my shaved head and you're like, look like a penis and witness protection, Glick. Okay, which one am I playing first? You and the orange shirt? I don't know which one. Orange shirt, me and the yellow.

Speaker: OK, OK. Yeah, you in the yellow. Second one, I said, really sitting outside. Yeah, you're sitting down. I have to load it from my phone to my play that one.

Speaker: and then play uh fuck you Tony and then the last one I send you with me and my and my my friends here play that one last okay so Tony's are just quick with this I'm not as quick plus I drank a lot well I also I also run two screens I also have um to do the math that's for yeah I'm already going to shirt red jersey then fuck you don't

Speaker: No, no, no. Yellow shirt. Fuck you, Tony. And then red shirt. OK. I think. So yellow shirt up first. Yep. Yellow shirt up. Yellow shirt. Processing. Give me a second. Yellow shirt coming. This is me. This is me yelling at Jeff, because this is a flashback to when we very first started in top 10s.

Speaker: And this is me yelling at Jeff because, you know, I didn't lose to do the intros. I didn't do the music. I didn't, I didn't create the intros for stuff because Jeff was like, I got to do it. I got all this stuff, but he wasn't doing it. So this is yelling at Jeff. And this is where the infamous line.

Speaker: Now, it's my show. It's my show. Yeah. Let's let's let's watch the clip, shall we? Let's play that beautiful. Let's just do it. It's my top ten because it's my show and I do everything and I have a microphone. So, here's my **** top ten, you stupid freaks.

Speaker: I imagine that clip, this is the first time I've seen that clip a long time, but I always imagined that clip as you were more

Speaker: It's my show. But I think that's my show. Like, we've exaggerated it so much to actually hit a clip like, eh. I like barbers better. It was just neat, frustrated. I saved these clips because this will be fun to do early in the show before we get to, like, through the tail end of the show. This will be fun. Like, next Saturday night, let's rehash this and do it earlier in the show.

Speaker: But that was one of those things. That was my first question because you had been saying for like two weeks, two weeks. I'm going to make the top 10. And it was I didn't make one, though. And then you guys shot the shit out.

Speaker: I did shit on it, but because I made the perfect intro, right? You have to get the app. I was using the app. I was using it went on forever. It was like, I'm not playing like a private. It was an intro on this on this fuck you, Tony. What? What is this? What am I really like? I think the fuck you, Tony. No, that's not the fuck you, Tony. Well, let's let's let's watch it. Let's see what it is.

Speaker: I'm not sure either, but let's go ahead and watch. Here we go. Cover your ears. Noise warning. The flight takes off. Son of a bitch! I'm not ready!

Speaker: interpretation of you on your first flight ever reference

Speaker: that, uh, Tony, these are throughout. Yeah. I saw that. I thought that was the reference. I thought that's what the fuck you Tony was because that's, that's what he did. The dragon wings, the pop, the magic dragons that night. Oh, I created that. I created that photo of, of you and the dragon and me and Tony sitting on the swing.

Speaker: Anybody who watches this replay or here's this these are clips of Tony when he was actually engaged in the show I don't hate Tony Tony be I Missed only being on the show. Oh my god What's that? What is this one? We're here in the red What's that? What is this one? We're here in the red You need to watch it

Speaker: Uh, hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Let me, uh, let me jump in here. You remember, you remember the one time Tony won the starting five? Oh yes. Are we going to spill the beans on the fact that we gave it to him? The hypest mime of all time, ladies and gentlemen. Oh yes. Oh my God. This is hilarious. So, so Tony wins the starting five and he goes to talk shit.

Speaker: But for kids he's on mute. And we lose our shit laughing at him. He's, oh my God, yes. Here we go. That, here's the place. As Vin Diesel said. Oh, here he goes. Here he goes. Let him have his celebration. Go ahead. Have your moment, Dylan. You need to turn on your music. You're muted, sir. I wish you could do a people's eyebrow. What the hell was that?

Speaker: He is muted. He's so muted. He's muted. We can't hear you. We can't hear you. We can't hear you. You have no sound. You have no sound. You have no sound. You did all that with no sound. No sound.

Speaker: Oh, he was so bad. That is hilarious.

Speaker: that was so awesome. He was so serious. He went from being super serious to to to talking all that **** Oh **** I was muted the whole time. Oh god. Oh, that's hilarious. And and and I hate the universe and we gave him the win. You remember that? I gave him the win. You gave him the win

Speaker: No. I you got you got your win. He got his win. I'm gonna be honest with you. You know what? **** it. The top five so far gone and so far out of the way. I'm the champ. I'm the greatest starting five champion of all time.

Speaker: I got accused so much of cheating. And I told you guys, you have all the access to the social media to the point when you won yours and when he won his, that is the only time that the votes were misconstrued and not counted properly to the point.

Speaker: to the point where I was telling people and a certain other person was telling people who didn't even watch the show, just go on social media and vote for you guys. My accounts, my backup account, my main account on TikTok and nonsensical nonsense on TikTok voted for you guys. Like I, I did everything I could

Speaker: to get you guys to win. Meanwhile, I'm getting accused of cheating. The only time I cheated, I cheated twice and it was for you and Tony. Right. Because we were talking to you like, yeah, you guys actually did. I'm tired of winning. Had it not been for that, I absolutely smoked you guys.

Speaker: Actually, not only did we push votes for you guys, and I manipulated the votes for you guys based off of our social media, I didn't even count my votes to make sure you guys got these votes. I love that he is muted in that video. That is hilarious. So, like, that's the only time I ever cheated, or cheated, was to get you guys a win.

Speaker: and then you just play it out like whatever. I'm like, come on, dude. Give me something. And then, Tony, God love him. Tony, like I said, like I said, y 'all can take it however you want to fucking take it. Y 'all can misconstrued and chop and edit it and everything else. You keep on playing your fucking games.

Speaker: you know, keep gaslighting, keep playing the victims, this, that, and the other thing. I ain't got no beef with Tony D. I love that dude to death. I love this man like a fucking brother. I ain't never met him. I don't know him outside of online, but that's my dude. Fuck what anybody says. That's why I, that's, that's why it took me so long to make the decision that I finally made. Yeah. I kept trying.

Speaker: pushing and I kept holding out hope. But when Tony's on and he's here and he's engaged, he's not dealing with you stupid ass motherfuckers. Tony's fucking amazing. Tony's a goddamn rock star. Yeah. But you goofy sons of bitches got it. Got his head so fucking twisted. You fake ass fucking snake motherfuckers.

Speaker: Agree. And at the end of the day, that's all right. That's all right. That's all right. Because if I've learned one thing in life, the people who care the most about people, the people who actually care for the people and everything like that, those people are going to put them through the most. I'll be that guy. I'll be that bad guy. But I'm also going to be here three times a week talking my shit, telling you goofy sons of bitches. Come out to shadows.

Speaker: Stop hiding in your private room, stop hiding, stop lurking, stop screen recording. Because - Here's the thing, I would never say something in a private room that I wouldn't say in a public room. Because I have no filter in the first place. I have no ill will against anybody. Unless you wrong to me, I have nothing bad to say about anything.

Speaker: I think at the end of the day, I want Tony D on this show. I don't need Tony. I do too. You know, Tony, don't get it twisted. I love you too but I don't need you on this show. I want you on this show. I agree. I want you here. Jeff wants to hear. There's goofy sons of bitches that you keep choosing and and and and and here's my question about these goofy

Speaker: Do you think it's, it's a hater -aid kind of thing? Well, it's absolutely a hater -aid. Jeff, let me ask you a question. If, if we were, let's say we were in a house together. Right off the rip. Don't even think about it. Just first thing comes to your head. It's funny. I don't care. That's fine too. First thing comes to your head.

Speaker: If there's a fire in this and said house, you and I put the house together. Are you going to save me or are you going to leave me to burn? To save yourself together and get the fuck out.

Speaker: I would literally be like, dude, let's get the fuck out of here. And you're going to do everything. So like.

Speaker: That's like the question for free. If you ask me that question, you know, absolutely. If you and I in a house, I'm snatching you up. I'm throwing you over my big sash watch shoulder. I'm carrying you out the house. Fucking. Let's say you're passed out. Yeah. I'm gonna drag your ass out. Okay. If you're passed out, I'm drag your ass out. Yeah. Background.

Speaker: You know, Bette Millers played in the background like you're dragging me out to you. No, no, no, no, no, no. No. I got the Whitney Houston. And I'm we're fucking going, boy. I want to play Whitney Houston. Here we go. You know, it's not always when you're using a bodyguard that shit, a bodyguard that shit, boy.

Speaker: I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing my girl from Shrek and, and, and, and, uh, wherever all the white man's gone, and wherever. I'm playing some Nickelback. Yes. I'm like, Alexa, play Nickelback. I'm screaming out the window, seven gorgeous shit for TikTok.

Speaker: I will never let him let this down. My legs was upstairs. What is the name of that? It's called

Speaker: I actually downloaded it. Play Hero Nickelback. It is actually called Hero, featuring Joey Scott. Yeah, I'm totally 100 % doing that. I'm screaming out Alexa, Play Hero by Nickelback. Hold up, my big speed pick today. I'm going to snatch your ass up one way or another if I have to run outside and tie you to a fire truck so I can get your ass out of there.

Speaker: Let's be honest. What did you like, Steve, to fucking put a bear in your asshole? That's right. Well, I have that already prepared, so I might as well just hook you to the truck. Excuse me, you're playing a hero on YouTube. Yeah. My bitch, he's not listening to me. Bitch, babe! 100%. I'm 100 % doing it. I'm just saying. Alexa!

Speaker: In the middle of a fire, I'm shooting out Alexa! Play Hero by Nickelback! I'm dragging your ass out by your fucking shirt tails. 100%. But before I do, I'm still screaming out the fucking window. Somebody record this! This is gonna be awesome! And our new intro for the show...

Speaker: would have to be switched to DJ college. All I do is win. I'm just saying. Hey, baby. What is your speaker? I don't know. What is it?

Speaker: Google or Hey whore. Hey whore. I didn't work. I thought I heard it beeped. She could be like, what the fuck are you talking about? Shut up. I'm drunk. It's a question woman.

Speaker: Oh, it's doing it! It's actually playing. My phone can do it. I just throw my phone in my pocket, playing hero. When I run, I would totally do the whole thing in slow -mo. I'm doing the whole thing in slow -mo. I'm dying, Jeff. Can we move faster? This is awesome on TikTok!

Speaker: Play Nickelback Hero, Volume 10. Echo, Volume 30. Oh, sorry, Echo.

Speaker: I'm trying to find it. Yeah, here it is. Got it, Jeff. Say that a hero can save me. Oh, save us. Yeah, here we go. Here we go. I'll send it all right away. Someone told me.

Speaker: I'm sorry. So, we didn't get a strike. I'm totally doing it. Mickey said, I'm confused. How do I word this?

Speaker: It's me and Jeff thing. She's like, I'm drunk. I'm coming home. Hold on a second. I got to leave this bar. What the hell are these idiots doing? What are you going to say? She's on YouTube right now going, what are these two idiots talking about? She's like, stir! All right, assholes, what are you two doing? What are you two up to?

Speaker: I'm not gonna play the whole thing, but I'm totally gonna just Toby McGuire that situation. When I say Toby McGuire that, hold on. When I say Toby McGuire. Isn't the love a hero? And that's why I fear it won't do. And they say that a hero could save us.

Speaker: I would totally rock that shit, dude. I'd literally pull up my TikTok and search long enough to find the song. Throw the phone in my pocket. Have you seen that Spider -Man movie? That is one of the coolest fucking Spider -Man scenes of all time. My man just... Dude, the second bad -ass moment in the Spider -Man movie is Tom Holland holding that boat together.

Speaker: Yeah, that's right up there. But but Tobey Maguire fucking stopping that train. That was dope. Train the civilians, lift him up and bring him in after the. And they're like, we're not going to tell anybody what you fucking look like. Yeah, respect you. That was fucking. Dusty Echo, Dusty Echo Spunk.

Speaker: Oh my god. She's not going to let this happen. Dusty Echo Spunk? I just said, how do I rename it?

Speaker: I'm going to get you. No, that was the coolest Spider -Man scene. You know, my man just saving up that that that whole subway car, like that's just a car. Just something strange. One fucking L. I was on board, man. I was so on. Yeah, that was Toby. My buyer was sick is the three guys who have played Spider -Man. They they fucking killed Andrew Garfield. Hey, I ain't mad at Garfield.

Speaker: People shit on Garfield. I thought he did a great job. He did a great job. Okay, here's my toy. Here's my toy. I'm going back and probing the wire of Spider -Man. Spider -Man 3. The dance. Fuck. He went in the black suit and he was walking down the street. I fucking, I, dude, I, I don't want to be an asshole. I don't want to be like that shit. I don't want to get in the blue. Dude, do that whole fucking slide thing. Dude, I'm in.

Speaker: I would re make that scene 100%. My man got venomized. Yes. I love the black suit. Toby McGuire. Oh, yeah. Oh, cocky arrogant prick. Loved it. Oh, fucking. That was my shit. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Let me download it.

Speaker: I'm trying to find it. Yeah. Oh my god. I just had beer come out my nose. I asked Nikki, how do I rename it? And she said, um, you don't. Hold on a second. Can we please rename your Echo Dot to Dusty Echo Spunk? That would be awesome. And I totally just had beer come out of my nose.

Speaker: And I feel like that's worthy of renaming your echo. Run this now that I can just be like. Oh, play Christopher Titus volume 10. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, she's always listening to me. Echo. Play Abby Anderson, volume 10. She's not listening to me. Echo don't like me. Echo, play Abby Anderson. I thought Echo's just not as smart as Alexa. It's not. And who screams out for Echo?

Speaker: Holy shit. What? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Let's go. Hook them horns, baby. Hook them horns. Let's go, Texas. Let's fucking go. Texas being Alabama 34 to 24. Let's go. Let's go, baby.

Speaker: Keep your mic unmuted. I've removed the sound. We don't have to worry about sound. Play. Yeah. Tell me you don't want to dance. I mean, I'm fucking... You can totally do that. I can totally do that. I'll do that right now. I can totally rock that shit. Yeah.

Speaker: Makes me want to go to New York and just fuck with people. Because he literally goes down the street. That clip doesn't hold the whole thing. When he goes down the street, he's like, what's up? I need to learn how to do that dance. I need to watch the whole clip like 40 times so I can dance it. And I will literally do that. I got to go ahead and throw this on Snapchat real quick. Let's go. Hook him.

Speaker: Fucking horns. Let's go, Texas. Fuck you, Alabama. Let's go, Texas. Fuck you, Alabama. Fucking me, Alabama.

Speaker: I fucking hate Alabama. Number 11, Texas overwhelms number three, Alabama. Great band. You're on speaker phone. You're on speaker phone. Someone to rename. It would be funny. I want to rename our dusty echo spunk. You can't.

Speaker: Well, first of all, there are like four names you can choose from. That is not one of them. You're the only one that can rename Alexa. You don't have an Alexa. You have an Echo. Bear with me because I'm going to look up how. You too. How do you rename an Echo? Echo. You're a whore.

Speaker: I'll shut her off. It's fine. Well, we need your music. We were talking about stuff. And I just think that Echo Dusty Spunk would be awesome. Unfortunately, Chris, in order to rename it, you need to actually have the app. He has the app on her phone. She'd have to steal her phone. I was like, no, ma 'am, I sure can't. I will see you on Monday.

Speaker: So in order to rename the Echo, the Amazon Echo, you can open the Amazon app, select the device, select Echo and Alexa, select your device and select edit name. I'll send you this screenshot so you steal her phone because Nikki will have the Alexa, the Echo app on her phone. When you set up your Alexa or your Echo, you have to download the app and connect it to your phone.

Speaker: so you'll have to steal Mickey's phone to actually do this, but I'll send you the instructions from now. No, okay, well, maybe I'll just go buy my own Alexa. Ben, same difference. Echo. You're a dirty whore. Yeah, don't talk to me, you bitch. Technically, Echo is an Alexa. The hell did you say about my people, man?

Speaker: Uh, I just found out something very sad. You can not change the Alexa's name to Jarvis to Jarvis. That would be cool. Apparently what Nikki just said, if you guys heard on the phone, you can, you only have four names to choose from, uh, which is lame. And I got to give a shout out to, uh, iPhone, because when I worked at Orkin, my iPhone, no, while it gave me a.

Speaker: and then I was allowed to rename myself. So, when my my Siri talked to me, it called me master Wayne. Nice. I think you call me daddy. Oh, that's just weird. That would be alert. Well, daddy. Whoa. What?

Speaker: You stop fucking with me, you robotic whore! You didn't just chuckle at you? It's 50! Yeah, Tiny does that too. She can call in... You can call into the Alexa. The Alexa or the Echo. You called in... You called into your Alexa, Doug? Yeah. Listen here, I've seen Transformers. I'll fuck you up.

Speaker: I ain't afraid. Don't make me have sex with that echo. If they don't make me have sex with that echo. She's silent. That'll shut her up. Let me come over here, woman. My wife has that as well. Because if we have my brother -in -law watching the kids while the wife and I go to the movies or something,

Speaker: And the kids are acting up. She'll call the Alexa. And they're like, hey, you guys need to be good. Your turn signals on. That's just the echo just started talking. I'm like, oh, yeah. Oh, no, dude, it's creepy. The first time it happened when I was in the house, I was like, who the fuck you guys talk to?

Speaker: Wife calls in talking kids I'm in my room and my kids were laughing and talking to somebody I'm like and I come into the room I'm like, what the fuck you don't we're talking about You don't have a phone. She's called the Alexa. Oh, she can see that The scene in the first Transformers with Shiloh Shiloh bow when the when the microwave the toaster everything like the fucking echoes coming alive like all right, let's do this shit Bumblebee

Speaker: What was that? I remember, I remember in Transformers one, when it was that old busted up dusty ass Camaro and, and, and Shia LaBeau pulled up to the park. And she's like, if he's so sophisticated, why does he turn on this old shitty car?

Speaker: Yeah. Well, you can come the fuck out and sometimes the nuclear. Oh, no, I was going to I was going to say when he started playing, who's going to drive you home? Oh, my God. I love that song first and foremost, but man, Bumblebee. Oh, my God. Oh, oh, y 'all. Have you seen the Transformers movie? Which one? The newest one. Oh, right. Oh, my God.

Speaker: The Rise of the Beast. Is it out? Yeah, Rise of the Beast. Yeah, it's out. It's been out. Transformers, you got to stop fucking with my emotions and fucking with my heart when it comes to Bumblebee. Because growing up as a kid, my two favorite Transformers were Bumblebee and Optimus Prime. And then and then you started doing these Transformers movies and you made Bumblebee my number one. And my emotions when it comes to Bumblebee. Did you see the Bumblebee move? Yeah, I liked it.

Speaker: I enjoyed the shit out of it. I thought it was me. I really liked it. But y 'all keep buckling my emotions when it comes to Bumblebee. Rise of the Beast, have you not seen it yet, Jeff? No. Oh my god, dude. Dude, you have to watch it tomorrow. I'm not watching it tonight. I'm about to spoil it. I'm about to pull Jeff and spoiler alert it. I'm spoiler alerting it. It don't bother me. Dude.

Speaker: Dude, to kill my man at the beginning of a movie, fuck me all up. Sorry, Jeff, didn't mean to spoil it. But there's more. He's coming back. Dude, dude. Sorry, Jeff. It's still going to be awesome. Regardless if you know what happens. Oh, I have no doubt.

Speaker: It's gonna be awesome. Like, they kill my man, early, early as shit. They kill my man, but we'll be... But... Did you watch fucking... Have you seen fucking Flash movie yet? What is it? No, not yet. Flash. And you're not allowed to fucking flow from the movie. Uh... Because seriously, the scene that I'm thinking of in my head in Flash, you are gonna shit your fucking pants.

Speaker: Am I gonna be like all me? No, when you see it you I swear to god if you don't call me You I will be shocked because as I saw it I went oh shit Chris is gonna lose his fucking mind But it's like super excited or super sick Super excited

Speaker: Okay, because you know when he finds out when you see it and you and I

Speaker: I don't have to tell you about what it is, but when you'll see it, you will exact know the exact second that you see it. I can see it now. I can see it now. You sitting on the couch watching it, and it happens. You go, oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Speaker: I swear to God, because I did. I'm in the room by myself. Kids are in the other room. I'm watching it. And I was like, oh, shit. And my son runs the room. What, what, what? Did you see the blast? He's like, no. And I was like, this thing right here. And he's like, yeah, OK. He didn't get it. He got it. He got it. But he's not you and me. Everybody else on the planet.

Speaker: As soon as you go back to your mom. Oh, everybody else on the planet, be like, huh, you and me scream ocean. I'm going for you. So you're saying I'm going for Channing Tatum in 22 jump street. Oh, a hundred percent. Full portion. I did. Okay. Well, I can say, you know, me, you know, I'm an emotional cat, you know? No, no, no, no. You and me will do that.

Speaker: Well, no, I'm just saying. Everybody else on the planet. They're like, Oh, look at that. But you and me. Oh, yeah. We're screaming ocean. Okay. Okay. Stop. Is it Christopher Reeves? Nope. I know it's going to be CGI, but I really want to Christopher Reeves in the Superman.

Speaker: Can't tell you it will ruin the entire thing. I'm watching flash tomorrow. Fuck it. I'm watching flash tomorrow. Fuck the Browns Fuck you Cleveland. I'm watching the flash I'm telling you dude. This is why I've been so I this is why I've been so adamant for you to watch it because I shoot you not on Wednesday when we do the show If you see the flash between now, I'll have it watched before 100 % discuss the scene

Speaker: And when you see the scene, you will go, this is the scene that I've been talking about since I saw the fight. I'm going to watch it. I'm going to watch it before Wednesday. If I have to watch. Only you and me will shit your pants. Don't let me down.

Speaker: No, no, no, no, no. No, because I can't even give you a hint of why. But when you see it, you're going to call me and go, you're right. By Wednesday, my homework is to watch The Flash. Your homework is to watch Transformers Rise of the Beast. I will watch it right after we're done. You got to watch it because, oh boy, Bumblebee, man. Bro, all I got to say,

Speaker: We all know those those Thor scenes. Mm hmm. Led Zeppelin kicks in. You hear the. Yeah. Echo. Play Led Zeppelin immigration song. Echo, don't listen. No, it's like we're doing. I'm not sure. Echo, shut up and play immigration. Don't listen to him. I'm going to throw I'm going to throw this whole ass belt at her fucking face.

Speaker: So we all know we all know for we all know for coming in.

Speaker: I was going to say, I can't, I don't have my. We all know this. We all know this. Don't hit me with the strike. Right there.

Speaker: will make that look like Teletubbies. You and I are the only two people on the planet that will watch the Flash movie and see this scene that I think of. And if Tony won't do it, Tony won't do it. Tony wouldn't do it. No, no, no. What I was going to say, if Tony was here and he didn't have his lurker or something.

Speaker: Transformers. If Tony was here and he didn't have his lurkers watching us, I know you've been here for like the last four hours. But if Tony was here, Tony would be like, yeah, yeah, he's right. He would 100 % agree with me with Bumblebee. Nice tits. I got queued up ready to go as soon as we're done. Got what queued up?

Speaker: They will fucking terrible tits. I turned around and I said, she said, stop your bullshit right now. Oh, my bad. You have terrible tits. Do not listen to anybody. Fuck me. When they speak to me.

Speaker: She has come home she's taking a piss She's come home. She's taking a piss. She's clearly drunk. Well, anyway, she's she's she's changed her clothes Now she's arguing with the fucking I have yet to get a kiss Oh

Speaker: apparently she doesn't want me to taste her boyfriend's show. I mean taste, taste Duncan D's on there. Duncan D's is the former air candidate who absolutely the bus and was driving that bus. Duncan D's is our new best friend.

Speaker: I love you. I love you too. I love you. Like a bartender? I mean, I mean, T -Pain said it best. Echo, play bartender. Okay, great. I just sent you something on Snapchat. Echo, stop. Play bartender by some pain. Echo, stop.

Speaker: when when if you and Nicki watch the flash together she will not react she will not react when the scene comes up you will know about the whole to the wall with Nick at Cherry Valley right I said something about at the window and he comes up with tug of wall tell the sweat drop down my my balls squirrel ball squirrel

Speaker: This is like one of those things that I never would have thought. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Speaker: I said something about at the window to the window or whatever and he was behind me. He's like total wall till sweat drop down that ball and it was very out of character and we made a joke about it for a hot minute. So today I see this meme that says to the window to the walls till Santa deck these halls till all these branches crawl and I said it to him. I said you're welcome and he texted me back. He says Christ crackers of Christ. Welcome back.

Speaker: You're dead man. They missed her crazy crazy like Liam Eason and taken his particular like me when I, you know, I will find your blood.

Speaker: I have a particular set of screws. I will find your button and I will push it and it will come in my mouth or on my dick or she said, yeah. Echo, play bartender, T -ping. Yeah, there it is, Jeffrey.

Speaker: Huh? What did you just say to me? Oh, I told you, I queued up. I got my homework ready. Thanks. I will try to find time to watch my homework tomorrow, but it's Sunday, man. Dude, speaking of Sunday, Jeffrey. Yeah.

Speaker: check your roster, make sure no injuries or anything like that. You actually, because I had an injury on my squad, it's gonna be, it's gonna be an interesting matchup tomorrow, tomorrow and Monday. Oh wait, hold on a second, hold on a second. Wrong league, I'm about to fucking beat the brakes off a golf hawk tomorrow.

Speaker: Well, you're 52 % probability when I got 48. So I mean, it's pretty close. Yeah, but I mean, look at the look at the projected score. 124 to 120 to 120. Where do you find that? It's it's in the same like if you pull up the matchup. And then where the where the the wind probability is just below it PROJ and that's our project. OK.

Speaker: Wow. Yeah, we got a matchup, bro. Actually, let me take a peek. You need a backup tight end, by the way. I'm sure I do. Yeah, because you only have your starter. Dude, anyway, a lot. You might beat me tomorrow.

Speaker: I'm kind of scared. The Jets defense is suspect as shit. It's going to fuck you up. How do I change it? Go to your... So in the league where it shows matchup, go to players. And it's going to show you all the players. Ooh.

Speaker: Man, what the hell? What the hell did he end up with? So if you go to players, it's going to show you all the preagents who are available. Basically, I would look at your, when you click a tight end, I would look at your players and take the worst player off of your team and drop it.

Speaker: Uh, that'd be like dropping drop. Yeah, this is where I'm going to be a bit of an asshole. That's all right. Uh, mainly just cause I want to see what's going to happen. You don't want to drop. Hey, thanks mama.

Speaker: You're the bestest. You're the bestest, Beyonce, say. What'd you do to your toes? Well, we tried to fight Susan's treat. Oh, I'll show you. Hey, you know what, Jeff? Oh. Jeff. Yeah. Grab Taysom Hill. He's like the third or fourth tight end. Grab him, put him on your bench.

Speaker: OK, because case of Hill is the Swiss Army knife of NFL players. The cat can play the cat was a quarterback in high school and in college. He can play tight in quarterback wide receiver and running back. He plays for the Saints, grab Tyson, take some Hill. Drop. I'm legitimately trying to help you. Yeah, I know I'm really good.

Speaker: So on my bench, I can drop. And pick up, taste some hill. Andy Dalton's not going to play. Hey, where'd you go? I just dropped. Yeah, drop Andy Dalton, grab taste some hill.

Speaker: Barkley, Echler, Fields, A .J. Brown, T. Higgins. You got a good lineup tomorrow night or tomorrow. Hold on a second. Let's look at these defenses. What defenses are available because it's just - Who am I looking at? Who am I picking up? Taysom Hill. He's a tight end. I think I already got. Oh, wait. Defenses. Click on tight end.

Speaker: I got to put him on the rock. Okay. So might not work out for you tomorrow and I'm not being a home where I'm being 100 % serious. Shit. I don't have a kicker. You don't have a kid. Yeah, I don't have a kid. You have a kicker out on my roster. Oh shit.

Speaker: Hold on, hold on a second. What the fuck is going on with your squad? You don't have a kicker. All right. Hold on a second. What's all your kickers? Uh, grab, um, I got to drop somebody first. You shouldn't have to drop any. Oh, okay. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Um, either, either, uh, go ahead and go with Elliot for Philly. He's the number one kicker.

Speaker: I see you drop. No, you didn't get the right quarterback or okay. Hold on a second. I should drop Jay Taylor. He's got a zero. No, don't, don't drop to Taylor because he might be playing and he's like one of the top running backs in the league. He's just sitting out the first couple of games. So hold on to him. Did you pick up likely?

Speaker: Yeah, I picked up likely. OK, um. Should I drop it? Shit. Don't drop Taylor, because he might play this year. He's one of the top running backs in the league. He's holding out for contract stuff. OK. Um.

Speaker: Drop, drop, drop Pierce and, and pick up Philly's kicker. Philly's going to score a lot of points. So their kicker is going to get points for field goals and stuff like that. What do you have wide receiver wise? You got T Higgins, AJ Brown and Chris, a lobby. Am I picking up for kicker? Uh, I think his name's Phillips.

Speaker: He's a Philadelphia kid. Drop the Jets defense, swap out the Jets defense for. Well, I still gotta find a kick. So I see you said Patterson. No, no, no, hold on a second. Elliott Elliott, the Eagles. Eagles are a lot of points. That's a high power. That's a high power defense. Patterson already played this week. Well, I don't want let me.

Speaker: this uh complete your claim. Go to edit squad or yeah, just go to players and and tap on Elliott. I did and it won't let me put it. It wouldn't let me play Elliott.

Speaker: your claim options. Like, okay, I have to drop a claim. Yeah. Drop. Drop Pierce. He's a Houston running bag. You got two solid. You got a couple solid running bags. I gotta find you. And then Jonathan player. Jonathan Taylor plays this season. You're good. I don't see Pierce.

Speaker: He should be right above, uh, fucking, uh, on your bench. And Ridley Sanders, Taylor, London, I likely in P Hill. That's all I asked. Don't drop Ridley. Don't drop miles. Oh, you dropped, you dropped, uh, Sanders for, for London. Or not likely. Um, um,

Speaker: Drop likely. Drop like he's he's he's a backup quarterback to Mark Andrews. Drop likely. The back players. Well, I picked up for people again. Phillips. Or not Phillips, Elliott, Philadelphia, Jay, Jay Elliott. Mhm. It says you can't complete your claim.

Speaker: What the hell does it says you can't complete your claim for? I don't know. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Let me see if there's any activity. You dropped Isaiah Lately. You dropped Damien Pierce. You dropped Taysom Hill. You dropped Andy Dalton. You already? You dropped Elliot already. What the hell? Oh, it's because I dropped him?

Speaker: I had an old truck. I didn't know you had him. I didn't even know. Your figures don't do. Try to. See if you can pick up McManus. Yeah, let's go. You know, I got McManus. OK, you got McManus. OK, good kicker.

Speaker: Okay, so now I need to change up the defense. Go to players. Don't go to your roster or your team or anything. Go to players. Scroll over to D slash ST. Okay. Falcons, Vikings, Panthers, Green Bay, Bears, Sub Bears, Sub Browns. This goes against my better judgment.

Speaker: The Vikings are. This is me being a Homer. But. Grab the Browns, drop the Jets, grab the Browns. The Browns defense is fucking sick.

Speaker: And we, and we absolutely revamped our offensive line or our defensive line. They added help for miles Garrett, miles Garrett likes to fucking eat Joe Burrow's lunch, which means he's going to sack the shit out of them. Plus our secondary. Everybody's healthy. Everybody's looking good. Everybody's back and playing. The only problem is the Browns and Bengals typically high scoring game, but

Speaker: The Bengals also pissed off the Browns this week. Bengals. I'm still missing. I'm still missing a B E and an IR. They don't worry about your IR. That's injured reserve. That's if you have a player that gets hurt, you can drop him down an injured reserve and then you can grab a player and not to drop a player. Alright, there you go. You got you got a full squad. You got a full squad run with that.

Speaker: B is bench. Don't worry about that IRS injured reserve. Like I said, Jason Hill. Watch him. I'll watch him with you. I got J fields is quarterback and L L after him. Austin, you got Justin Fields, all squared, Shaquon Barkley, AJ Brown, T Higgins, Eric Ingram,

Speaker: or not that not Eric. I'm sorry, Evan Ingram. Chris Alave Brown's defense. And Brandon McManus. Run with it. You're set. You're good. You're ready for tomorrow. Which speaks ball units hasn't really changed. Our matchup is not changed one bit. It's still 5248 or whatever. Which speaks volume. I actually gained a point on protecting.

Speaker: That speaks volumes, ladies and gentlemen, on who I am as a person. I'm playing Jeff in our fantasy league football, in our fantasy football league, and I just helped him make sure he had all players and better situation. That speaks volumes. Talk the shit you want about me. I don't give a fuck. Dusty's folks are gonna win this whole thing.

Speaker: I'm gonna smack golf hawk in the mouth in two leagues tomorrow. Just so you know I'm a bitch slap him in Tony's league and I'm a bitch. I've been early I Have no qualms about my education Like I said, I'm doing it for the shit

Speaker: It'll be fun because it's a podcast league. At the end of the day, the only person who's going to lose if I don't win is me. And even if I win, first and foremost, I have a championship belt over my shoulder. Once again, however, if I do my so miraculous way and I win this whole fucking thing, I will never, never

Speaker: let anyone live it down. I will have it tattooed on me. I will have it etched into my gravestone. As long as I get as long as I get like a shout out or anything like that, because I'm going to help you all. You did help. Oh, yeah. All season. I mean, I helped you against me. I could have just ignored it and then be like, hey, I'm going to help you all season.

Speaker: I'll help you all. We'll do this every Saturday. We'll actually. Saturday from from from tonight. Until football server in the first break in the first segment, I want to do like a quick. 15 will all day. Nonsense will nonsense.

Speaker: I'll look at your matchup. I'm going to help you. Anybody who's in our league, if you're watching this and you hear this and you want some help, shout me out, let me know. I'm not the greatest fantasy football guy, but I'm pretty okayish. I know this year that I'm fucking running Tony's lead and I'm Delta, I'm Delta flight 194 all over that lead.

Speaker: I'm shitting it up, bitches. Yeah, but I get, I get golf hockey and, and, and, uh, golf hockey and I have two teams in the pod in the podcast league. Neither one of us know how the hell that happened, but I assumed you guys had the two. I don't know how I'm happy because I logged in on my computer, but when I logged in on my computer, the day of draft, it gave me a secondary league. And I was like, shit.

Speaker: And I thought golf had two leagues or two teams. And then he said so. And I was like, look, dude, I'm going to keep it clean. I'm not going to trade between my two teams because you can trade throughout the season. Right. I'm not going to trade between my two teams. Call Park said he's not going to trade between his two teams. I think calls to stand up, dude. I know. Actually, I don't know. I don't think I know close to stand up, dude. That's my guy. You know, uh,

Speaker: I don't think he's going to try it. Plus at the end of the day, I'm the commissioner. So if he does try it, I can be those. You can wash it, right? Yeah, I can. I can be doing anything. And me too. I want to get fucking hamburger tonight. I am actually getting ready to watch. Transformers.

Speaker: Well, I have to finish school supply shop. I understand the line for a meeting because I have to leave the house. So, yeah, so I got the list of school supplies needed a couple of days ago. Now, obviously, the list was in Spanish.

Speaker: So I had to run it through my translator and I translated it out. I just got, I just need to run over Walmart or, or Nilsol and pick up a whole bunch of, you know, pickles and erasers and shit like that. It'll take me, I don't know, an hour, I don't know, two hours. Because I, I, I do like, I cannot go to that hall and not go into the Radio Shack and not go into the toy section.

Speaker: And when I say toy section, they got a tool store there. I can't go into, I can't not go, you know, even if it isn't a look. I'm that guy. I'm just like, let's go. Well, you never know. There's, there's times when you go into a store and, and you see a tool that you just, you don't need, but you got to help. We've all been there.

Speaker: You're not wrong. Because I may not need it right now, but I will, eventually. I might as well win it now. I actually find out to buy any tools because I can't live in New York. It's a weight. It's not a weight. It's heavy. So. You don't buy anything. You're going to have to move in. Don't buy anything unnecessary. Yeah. But I can still look.

Speaker: Yeah, it's about that time. I need to eat. I haven't eaten once. I'm definitely going to wrap this up four and a half hours, hour and a half over. It is what it is. Don't worry. We do what we do. Y 'all love it. Y 'all enjoy it. Y 'all listen to it. You know what, Jeff?

Speaker: I picked the last one. Oh, no, you didn't. I'm trying to find something. Oh, don't tell me I deleted it like a fucking asshole. I will call you an asshole. Oh, there it is. We're talking about it earlier, Jeffrey.

Speaker: Yeah. We all just looking for that hero. That knight in shining armor. It's not Nickelback, but baby, wrap this bad boy up. Take you guys for listening. Take you guys for hanging out. Go ahead and check us out on all them social medias. Join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night, 7 -7 -15 -ish.

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Speaker: I'm

Speaker: I'm gone and we're all the gods Where's the street? Why's her police to fight the rising odds? We should do a night upon a fire of speed Made a night of caution, a journey, a dream of what I need Finding a hero, snuggling down for a hero

Speaker: It's got to be strong and it's got to be fast and it's got to be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm only half of a hero till the morning light It's got to be strong and it's got to be soon and it's got to be larger than life

Speaker: Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There's someone reaching back for me Reaching under thunder And rising with the heat We're gonna take the Superman to sweep me of mine

Speaker: I need a hero I'm holding up for a hero till the end of the night He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding up for a hero till the morning light He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be soon and he's gotta be larger than light

Speaker: I'll pray that mountains lead to heaven's above I'll wear the lightning to witness the seas I can swear that there is someone somewhere watching me Through the wind and the chill and the rain When it's cold and it's dark

Speaker: What is fire with my blood? I need fire with my blood. I need fire with my blood. What is fire? What is a hero?

Speaker: What the...

Speaker: That's our guy right there.

Speaker: So many of our favorite songs into heavy metal jams. I was trying to get Jeff's attention. I was trying to unmute his mic and get him to sing. It was just like fucking asleep or something. I don't know what he was doing. I was watching something interesting. That's a great fucking song, man. That's it. That's one of them songs that, man, as far as soundtrack songs go,

Speaker: Catch one of them songs where you know some shit's about to go down. Oh, 100%. And you know, like the main character, the hero, whatever you want to call it. He's going to do something badass. He's going to do something so badass. So badass. Like Zeppelin has become notorious for Thor. Thor's showing up. And we all, yeah, look, listen, all you.

Speaker: non -comic book reading, judgmental, fucking fat, 50 year old losers living in your mom's basement. And y 'all didn't like Thor Love or was it Love and Thunder? I loved it. I love that movie, man. And they changed it up. And just so you know, they changed it up. The soundtrack is Guns N' Roses, the Gen X anthem. Oh, 100%.

Speaker: Echo, play Guns N' Roses, Paradise City. Echo, play Guns N' Roses, Paradise City. She's thinking, why not? Nicky Brogan, that is a Gen X name anthem.

Speaker: Oh, Gen X. Oh, Gen X. You don't know what it is. Guns and Roses Paradise City. Guns and Roses Paradise City. No, wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was the Paradise City. Take me down to Paradise City. It had that opening. Yeah.

Speaker: No, it's not fair to assume we're actual does that that that high pitch I Fucked up I fucked up guys. I'm sorry. I'm sorry

Speaker: Guns N' Roses, welcome. I fucked up. I apologize, guys. Where's my Gen Xers at? Come on, YouTube. Hit me with the strike. I don't give a damn. I'm the champ. Let me talk to you. Come on, Axel. Give it to us one time before we get that X.

Speaker: I can't hear it. I can't hear it at all. Kind of weird. I think it's the internet. My internet fix is starting to mess up.

Speaker: Go ahead. Go ahead. YouTube. Hit me with it.

Speaker: Yeah. That's anthem of a goddamn generation right there, baby. Well, Nick, one of my bucket list artists was Guns N' Roses. Oh, 100%. And I think about four years ago, three, four years ago, went to... Oh, excuse me. Louder Than Life.

Speaker: Rock Festival out in Louisville, Kentucky. They were the headliners. And it was nothing I do. Like I've experienced a lot of things in my life, but that was probably out there in my top three experiences in life. A hundred thousand fucking people singing.

Speaker: every Guns N' Roses song and it was Guns N' Roses lineup it was absolutely slash it was everybody you wanted it was Guns N' Roses and it was fucking awesome and everybody in the crowd literally saying every song even off the Chinese democracy album because yes as Guns N' Roses fans we loved that fucking album

Speaker: and it was awesome. Anyways, with that being said, motherfucker, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Check out some socials. Join us live. Check out the replays, any time any police. Jeffrey. I love you, bro. I love you too, sir. We say this shit behind the scenes all the time. And I don't think people quite understand

Speaker: Even though we say that we tell each other we love each other before we end every show, we do basically do it behind the scenes. We do it on the show. I love you, man. I love you too. Like a true love. Like where we were in Juliet. I love you too. I love you too. Let me enjoy it. Minus the sex and minus the double suicide. Anywho, Jeffrey.

Speaker: What do you want to let the sons of bitches knew before we leave? Deuces! You heard the man with that beer shed. If you find yourself in a pickle, you're at the crossroads of life and you don't know what to do. Always remember. Just do it. Just do it.

Speaker: What are you doing? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? This rhymes with small

Speaker: I set him up. I set him up. Ladies and gentlemen, he dealt to me. He dealt to one 94. Yeah. Yeah. When in doubt, when you're at the crossroads in life and you don't know what to do and you're, and you're kind of playing all the choices that you could make. Always remember W W N N D.

Speaker: What would nonsensical nonsense do? I saw that. You're like, it's silly. Yeah, I got it. I got it. I'm good. Okay. Yeah. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. What would that

Speaker: I'm I'm I'm dragging it out. I'm giving Jeff the perfect setup. There it is. Head down.