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Speaker: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Speaker: And I'll see you next week.
Speaker: Damn it! So close! What's going on everybody? Welcome to a brand new episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. Hopefully you guys are having a good week so far.
Speaker: It is Wednesday, so we're gonna get down with our normal shenanigans. Tony D is in the house. Mike is supposed to be home and going downstairs and getting on here, and Lord only knows what's going on with Jeff. So. But he, I don't think Jeff's gonna be here.
Speaker: Got these fucking part -timers. I'm gonna sell them into something. Circus or something. I lost my train of thought. But anyways, we appreciate you guys hanging out for our new show. If you guys aren't already though, make sure you go check us out on all social media, at Nonsense School Nonsense.
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Speaker: You want to donate money to Tony's Crown Peach Fund. Whatever you want to do, you can email us and you can do that at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. That's a lot. You still look like the allergies are kicking your ass out or you just woke up from a nap. Both. Both. I'm gonna be honest with everybody. Let's go with all, man.
Speaker: Yeah. All right. Let's see who's joining the... Michael. What's going on, Michael? Nice of you to join us. What's up, man? Almost on time. Almost on time, but you're getting better. Well, I was just messaging you, you know, like, with the new schedule that my work is, which, great news. On April 1st, I will be back on my old schedule.
Speaker: But as soon as I get off work, I rush home, and then I'm still five minutes late, you know? Unacceptable. You know, if you made me... Yeah, well, some of us make... Some of us make commitments that we stick to. You know, 95 % of the show.
Speaker: It's not even that sometimes. But no, I ain't worried. If I didn't have the issues that I've been having to deal with lately, yeah, for sure. I'm here every breaking day. But hopefully, you know, we just finished. Just let the cards that are on the table play themselves out.
Speaker: If you're in Vegas, you've already been driven out to the desert and maybe you dig your own grave and got beat to death by ball bats. That's kind of like how I am and in that 35 that I was just listening to, I do, go look at the box man.
Speaker: What's in the bar? I was listening to a podcast driving home. I was listening to a podcast driving home and I was like, holy fuck shit. You know, not only did I say that I was actually very impressed with you guys' pics. Even Jeff's pics were like, holy shit. You know, he actually had a... But I was actually surprised. Well, I told you about
Speaker: Vincent DeFranco from The Cell. I can't believe that wasn't mentioned. That dude was freaking wacko in that movie. And then the same from The Devil's Advocate and John McElroy as he split.
Speaker: Yeah, well, that was the thing. There's a lot out there. And Vincent D 'Onofrio, he's been a bad guy and a lot of stuff. He plays a really good bad guy. And I didn't even sit down and make a list. My list came off the top of my head. I was like, you know what I thought about the list?
Speaker: You know, you know, what about the list? Let's put a file. We got your message. Let's give you your list. They're like, oh, fuck. Hey, wicked. Yeah. And then I was like, you know what? We talked about doing this a long time ago. You talked about doing a straight transformers.
Speaker: pick list a couple times or one thing. I'm like, you know, I'm going to do a Disney list. I know I'm like, it's going to make fun of me for it, but I'm just going to do a Disney list to see what the fuck happens. I would. I wasn't going to make fun of you for it because it's hard to make fun of a Disney list. I just think, you know, the same reason that I didn't do the full on all Transformers list, which could have easily been done. Uh,
Speaker: is it's uh you you kind of set yourself up for failure i'm already losing anyway so it doesn't fucking matter i can't i can't i can't seem to fucking lose to save my life
Speaker: Maybe if you guys would just do a long wait on it. You'll protect your money. You vote for me. I'll protect your block. Is that what you're doing?
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. I'm running around. I'm running a racket over here. Got a real nice family here. It'd be a shame if something happened to him. You know what I mean?
Speaker: I hear my cousin's an insurance salesman and he says accidents happen every day. Would hate to have an accident happen here, wouldn't you? Here, vote for me. Maybe you should vote for me. It's the secret between a quick world order. It's all controlled by fear. It's been mayhem.
Speaker: It is. It's complete and total, other, utter chaos. Speaking of the, speaking of the GWL, let me go ahead and get it on before you gag right there. Yeah, there it is. Now, um, I was going to say something. Hey, you know, as Ricky, as the great Ricky Bobby iconic, if I would say Ricky Bobby said, if you ate first, you ate last or you ate or you're last. I fucked that all up.
Speaker: Because I was also thinking about Eddie Guerrero. You got a whole little squeezers to yourself. I got the Batman Calzoni. The Batman Calzoni. The thing looks nothing like the Batman symbol. I hate one of the wings on the way home. So it doesn't look like the Batman no more.
Speaker: but uh it doesn't you know it doesn't look like the batman symbol after they're done with it before you eat half of it mine did mine was like the batman because i want it to look like the batman signal okay in my head it was perfect do not it was the do not it was the about batman
Speaker: It was the fat man symbol. Get in my belly. Shut up. That's my alter ego. Shut up. You fight the likes of the condiment king. I am going to see that movie this weekend. What's going on, John? I am.
Speaker: I've heard great things about it. I heard that it was three hours long, and then it feel like it is three hours. It is three hours. And I heard it was super good. And I heard that the regular was always been my personal favorite Batman villain. Jim Carrey, in spite of that fire, did a really good job.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I was gonna watch it the other night here at the house, but The only video I could find of it was some jackass shooting it off his cell phone And as I was telling Tony and Jeff I think Monday He only had like so much of the screen because he was sitting in like the middle row So he had to keep moving his phone to get the whole screen and then half the time he was like sitting there Like goddamn, dude
Speaker: Yeah, but I'm hoping it'll be. I watched. I watched us speaking of movies and speaking of franchises. I watched the new screen last night. Oh, I liked it. But I think this is a good point to start where they stop. I did like it. It was really cool the way they the way they they they tied the original into this one.
Speaker: And what they called it, yeah, was not a reboot, not a sequel. It's a recall. It's a reboot sequel that works now. We're in a madness. It's bullshit. I've done seen everything. I mean, five dollar gas prices. I have done seen an old man. OK, we'll be there alone. And now you're telling me we're making fake words and it makes sense.
Speaker: What the fuck? It was called a requal. It was a reboot of a sequel. So it wasn't a reboot, but it wasn't a sequel, but it was a continuation. But it was really good. The one thing I did like about it was that, of course, they did dedicate it to Wes Craven because obviously Wes Craven is a horror god, as far as horror movies go.
Speaker: And they, they, the way they brought this one and the original and brought the original, like those who are still alive from the original movie, they brought them all back and then they tied everybody together. It was, it was pretty awesome, but it's, it's screen. It's screen. I mean, it is what it is. Goes face killer calls on the phone, but I enjoyed it.
Speaker: Honestly, I only liked the first screen and I didn't care for any of the other ones just because the guy who I was rooting for to live in the whole damn movie was the villain and he died.
Speaker: Matthew Lillard. That was so awesome. That was so awesome because I remember watching the original and I knew from Jump Street that it was, speaking of Jump Street, Skeet Allrich. I knew it was going to be him. He was going to be the bad guy. But that twist with Matthew Lillard being his accomplice, I was like, son of a bitch.
Speaker: He's one of those guys, you know, talking about how there's these guys that are just in everything. He's one of those guys that is in everything. He's not like a major movie player, but when you see him you're like, shit's gonna be good.
Speaker: Yes, he steals the show he may not be a key player a key actor in the movie, but he completely steals the entire show What'd you say Tony? Oh hell, I forgot. Oh No, hey you ain't wrong John Courtney cops. Oh my god. She's a little talk about holy Yeah My ass frame. Oh, you know
Speaker: she was that was that was a shitty thing like Courtney Cox was always attractive in my opinion she started doing all this plastic surgery which was just unnecessary and now it's just kind of ruined the girl that the girl that uh oh shit what's her name she did the diary chick flick thing
Speaker: She was in Tom Cruise. Shut up, you had me for Renee Zellweger. Oh, Renee Zellweger. Shoot.
Speaker: Oh, man, what she did to herself. And then I heard I saw like, I don't know what's tab was. So you can't really, you know, whatever. But I saw a supposed picture of her the way that what the plastic surgery did to her. And it's just like, why did you were a pretty girl? Like, I had a crush on you. You know, when when you when you did a movie with Tom Cruise, you're like, shut up. You had me from hello. I was like, yes, you. Me too.
Speaker: Chup go ahead real quick. Oh shit. Yeah No, no, no. Well kind of there's a squirrel moment What I wanted to do when I was doing my intro before we get too far into the show Totally pull the e -brake and do a 180 here real quick Right shout out to Rock Lee for our intro for our amazing intro Rock Lee I always want to
Speaker: shout him out and I always shout him out when I post the show and I wanna do it when we do the show and I always forget because we come in and I do everything and then we get to talking about whatever bullshit we start to talk about. And I totally slip my mind every time. So I gotta get better. I might have to make a post -it note and stick it like right on the wall in front of me. So I'm looking at it as I'm doing everything. That's horrible.
Speaker: I kind of had a squirrel moment, too. You know, when you said, oh, shit, when you remember to do broccoli and I said, oh, shit, Chuck, that put black top mojo on my head. Did you see that they talk where that they posted? That's a stitch of that dumbass weapons instructor. It pops off in the back of the head. And the guy's like, did you mean to do that? He's like, yes, you know, and he's an incredible mouth.
Speaker: And then it cuts. You wicked woman. And he said, oh, shit, Chuck. I was like, ah. They do that. They do that with a lot of videos on there. They got one where the guy was riding one of those kid things at the park, like the animal that's on the big spring that rocks back and forth. And he goes all the way back, and he falls off of it. And the thing goes forward and comes back and smashes him in the nuts. And right as it hits him in the nuts, it goes, oh, shit, Chuck.
Speaker: You guys are sick. Well, you know, it's not just the women that do that because look at Mickey Rourke.
Speaker: Your work is barely recognizable anymore because he's done but he also did a lot of he also did a lot of Corrective surgery and reconstructive surgery Because he was a boxer. He was a boxer for sure even when he even became even after he became a famous Actor, he was still a professional boxer. So
Speaker: Even the most famous and popular actor of all time, Mark Hamill, had plastic surgery done in between... Mark Hamill? The guy who played the Joker? Yeah, the guy who played the Joker. What did he need plastic surgery for? All he did was voice work.
Speaker: Now, I would never say that that character was, I would never say that character was little and minuscule. That was one of the longest reigning animated Batman shows. He played the trickster in the Flash. He played the trickster on Flash, yeah. So he does, he does, he does actually, you know, show himself in roles and maybe Luke Skywalker. But about that, I seen a list when I was looking for top 10s today and it was the top or all the,
Speaker: All time list of all the jokers ranked in order. Oh, man. And I was going to do it. Campbell is my personal favorite. I was going to do it. But here's the problem. 99 % of them were animated. From terrible, terrible cartoons. And then we talked about this on Monday show, though. We talked about this on Monday show. The problem that Warner Brothers has done, it is sad.
Speaker: It is said that the animated DC movies are so much better. Yeah. But these are like what's supposed to be the powerhouse, which would be the live action. Yeah. But they had like they had like the jokers from super friends back in the day, which was super campy and super crazy, even though like the little kids one that they did. Yeah. Well, um,
Speaker: So, and then they didn't even mention Jack Nicklaus. What? Of course they put fucking Heath Ledger at number one. They didn't mention Heath Ledger, or they didn't mention Jack Nicklaus. They didn't mention, what's his face? They didn't even, the Adam West show. She's a royal. Yeah, they didn't mention Jared Leto. I'm like, they didn't even mention Joaquin Phoenix. And I'm like, so you did an entire list. They had both of the Lego.
Speaker: jokers, because there was two different voices for Joker and Lego movies. Yeah, well, they didn't mention his. There was two different guys. And then they, and I was just like, so you guys just made this list, probably some jerk off sitting in his mom's basement who still thinks Heath Ledger is the greatest thing ever, and just made this list and completely left off all the other actual jokers and just made a list of animated jokers so you could put Heath Ledger number one.
Speaker: I re -watched Suicide Squad, Cheryl Leto Joker, Heath Ledger's Dark Knight Rises Joker, and Batman, which is Jack Nicholson Joker. I did it. And then I even watched Joaquin Phoenix's Joker, but I did those three movies back to back to back. And Heath Ledger's Joker act.
Speaker: After that could, what made his role iconic was that he changed the game and opened it up to be more than just Jack Nicholson's version. Well, that entire thing, we've beat this. It wasn't even that great. We've beat this Batman death with this Batman thing, a Joker thing to death, actually. But the only thing that the Batman Dark Knight Rises, Batman Begins trilogy did was give us an edgier, darker side of Batman.
Speaker: What's going on, Jake? Mm -hmm. So what's up, dog? What's your mouth? What's needed to be done? What is wrong with you? They had you. Who's that guy? I'm sorry. Oh, damn. I'm sorry. That's your daddy, Jay. I'm Mike. I'm Mike, the big dog. You know, half black. Are you black now? I'm from the pants down. I'm half black. Don't just fuck it up. You try so hard.
Speaker: Well, let's talk about our influence being strong and how we make things happen. Uh -huh. So we talked the other day. We talked the other day. I think it was a Monday, Tony. Maybe Saturday we talked about it. The mask mandate being lifted and everybody being all excited and happy and everything. And I said that I would be happy. Yeah, now everybody's wishing some of them would put the mask back on. While there's that, I always say, let the big dog eat. How's Glick Jr?
Speaker: Well, it was Monday that we talked about it. Our influence is struck again. The power of nonsensical nonsense is struck again. And effective Friday, I no longer have to wear a mask at work. They sent out the email Tuesday morning. So they obviously got to listen to the show live and they heard us make our statements. Hey, Sadie. And they now have lifted the mask mandate, except in medical buildings.
Speaker: Whatever. I don't work in medical buildings. So. So my beard. Well, once again. And I saw one of those, which surprised me. Yeah. Hashtag free the beard. I have beard. I have beard supplies on its way. I should get it tomorrow. So it's going to get. Thank you, John. I appreciate that. I love when people say that they like the name.
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Speaker: His wife won't let him do the podcast tonight, so she told him he's not allowed, so he had to make up an excuse. So, but Jeff will hopefully be back Saturday. You're remarried, you don't understand what you're going to do. Meetings. No, no, I don't think I'd click, don't push the button. That's going to be the other side I put up. I'm going to make that into a sticker, nonsensical nonsense. Click, don't push the button. And I'm going to put it on my wall.
Speaker: We do have a merch store it is up. I'm actually gonna make I'm gonna write that down because And shout out to Jody because she went a little crazy on the merch store today Oh No, no, I Got another week and a half before I even get before we get to see each other. I
Speaker: I'm writing this down so I don't forget because I'm gonna make these stickers. Don't push the button. She bought three or four things, I think three things off the merch store today. I was like, you did not have to do all that. She's like, no, I want to. I was like, okay. How you doing? But I appreciate that. I appreciate the hell out of it. I love the fact that she supports the shit out of us.
Speaker: Yeah, thank you. The way she does. Betty said that was it though. She said. I got to do this. Nicely stay home today. I could not get up. I called the VA. I called the VA and went out there because I need a new CPAP machine. And they got to send me a new one. Oh, I'll fill you on that sip when you first go off it. Chloroform. That'll have to be sweet.
Speaker: You don't. Chloroform. Chloroform will help you sleep, Tony. Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you? Haven't you?
Speaker: on the low, super cheap. Don't push the button. Come back to the second hour. We're going to make that go. We're going to make that one. I'll start using that hashtag and everything I do. Don't push the button. I can't believe I did that shit twice in a row, two weeks in a row. Epic, epic, epic, epic, epic.
Speaker: And to come back and get the audio of Jeff Snapchatting me was funny as hell. Coming back, Tony was, he don't fail the hell out laughing his ass off. The chatter's box is like, we ain't never seen Tony laugh like that before. They came back and I didn't, I wasn't even gonna bring him back up. I put him both in time. I was like, nope, I ain't gonna let him come in here and talk shit to me.
Speaker: I waited until I got the intro welcome back thing done and then I brought him up and took all the abuse. Right. You put a bit of time on the jump. Yeah, well, because I knew they were going to come in and the chatter's box was already attacking me. Yes, you were going to get the blues. I was like, hey. You know Tony was going to get you.
Speaker: Oh, I do. Then I come back for break and I start opening up the steps. Tony was Snapchat. Jeff Snapchatted me the video of him laughing, which made it that much better because he's got that evil laugh. That's what that shit was. I was like, what the fuck? But he called me numb nuts. Tony called me slap nuts. That's what he called me in the Snapchat. He was like, good job. Slap nuts. Slap nuts. Way to go.
Speaker: Hey, man, I got a lot of stuff going on over here. All right. Just imagine how hard it's going to be once I get an actual board and a mixer board and a sound board and everything's at the palm of my hand. And I'm just pushing buttons right here rather than having cell phones, speaker, laptop, everything else all over here.
Speaker: Put a sticker over the button that says, don't touch it. Do not touch it. In Apollo 13, an independent stay, OK? It's important. Don't accidentally dance in the whip before time. With the amount of stickers and post -it notes for reminders I'm going to have, I could be president, because I'm already one step ahead of the current president. All righty, here we go. He can't even keep it straight, but he's got it right in front of him.
Speaker: I paid $30 for just a little over a half a tank yesterday.
Speaker: I almost lit a match. Holy shit. At the gas station. I paid $45 for almost a half a day. We don't talk about Putin. No, no. We don't talk about Putin. He'll shut us down. You can put Putin on the list. I'll fight him.
Speaker: that's what that's what the ukraine needs send lickin under canada because you know i said nonsensical nonsense maybe we should get it should be at the bottom of the list because they know better but sometimes they get there there's just idiots you know they have a little bit too much maple syrup and get get courage yeah i i feel you i mean you know ignorance is blissive when you're stupid it's worthwhile um
Speaker: Yeah, I said. We're not here to start a nuclear war. Putin is you and I mono a mono in the ring. Let's go ring the bell. Oh, that's my bad. I got to go. Oh, somebody that would be an oh shit shot. That's exactly.
Speaker: We're going to make that a TikTok. We're going to make that a TikTok. You're going to be like, you know, and then you watch nukes and then it's going to be quick. It'll be me and Jeff going, oh, shit, Chuck. I need I need to I need to I need to that would be perfect. Actually, I need to find I need to go back and look at the audio to right where I hit the in the stream button.
Speaker: I get like the first or the final few seconds before I hit it. And then as soon as I hit it, have it snap over to the old shit chuck part where I, after I in the stream, in the broadcast, actually, I don't have a problem here anymore anymore. Get the video to me and I'll add that you heard me nuking the entire show.
Speaker: I was gonna say, you got all those editing tools and all that fun stuff, you know how to do all that, you could probably do that already. You could probably make the video. Oh, I can't. Yeah. I can't, I just want, I need your ugly fucking face to help you press the wrong button.
Speaker: What's going on, Edward? How you doing tonight? Happy Wednesday to you, brother. I have no problem with Canada. Years ago, it's an ongoing joke. Years and years ago, when I used to be on Periscope, one of my, I can't remember if I was doing Vape and Chill or The Glitch Show at the time, I don't know. I think I was doing Vape and Chill still. I had a few random, Rick, what's going on? Kevin, which one? Me or the guy on the bottom?
Speaker: We had some, we had some Canadians that were in my life one night and we were hanging out and joking around and, and, and fucking with each other. And one of them said something. I said, that's it. I declare war on all of Canada. I'm going up there tomorrow. I'm going to single handedly take over the country. And we were going on and on and joking around and stuff like that. And then about a half hour into the.
Speaker: And after that, one of the guys was like, we would like to offer a peace treaty so that you don't come to Canada. Sometimes we just keep it on the list, just in case. We just keep on the list, just in case. We want the bottom. Yeah, just every once in a while. So every once in a while, y 'all get a little bit too much maple syrup in your system and get a little froggy.
Speaker: Justin Trudeau sent me a personalized letter and thanked me for not coming and invading the country. I know that's true. You guys be chucking that shit. Now, however, I will slap the shit out of your businesses. They are on the list. Yeah, right below. Right, right below. Yeah, takers are going to get it first. I'll tell you what I got.
Speaker: I've got Canada, but we're going to move them to the bottom. Yeah. I got kangaroos. I got kangaroos. I got bears. I got mousses. That's my top three. Texas. So are we going to put Ukraine in there? No, I'm not going to fight Ukraine. Texas was on the list. We forgot about Texas.
Speaker: Yeah, Texas. Putin. I mean, you can put Putin on there. If he keeps acting up, then we might have to make arrangements. Well, Putin or Russia? Putin or Russia? I don't have a problem with Russia. OK. Do I? Well, they did. Russia. The Russians did kill all Apollo. Put the Russians on there. They did kill Apollo Creed and Patrick Swayze. That's a Swayze. And Red Don. Oh, yeah. Oh, OK. The original Red Don.
Speaker: I had to stop what I was doing and look at you and be like, what did you say about Patrick Swayze? I want to hear it. The Russians killed him. What's not wrong with Texas Pops? You know you want some people to... Sorry. You're like people, sir. I ain't got a lot. But I don't like it like y 'all like it up there in Canada. Yeah, Boston's on the list. It's not even Boston. It's just the people because I actually... You are right. The city itself is very nice.
Speaker: I don't like the city, and I don't like the accent. Can I fight the accent? Can I fight the accent? I don't know. I used to feel that way. I used to feel that way about New York accents as well. Oh, speaking of Rocky, I kind of dig in the New York accent. And the Boston one is just a little out there. No, I like the New York accent. It's not bad. I don't like the Boston accent. Speaking of Rocky, you guys kind of disappointed me when we were doing the list, and Rocky came up on the top 10 list.
Speaker: with your lack of knowledge of Rocky. Oh, Jesus. Tony, you said that Rocky fought Billy Gunn in Rocky four. Yeah, that was rock or Billy Gunn, not Billy Gunn, whatever the fuck his name was. Billy Gunn, he said my ice, Mr. T and that was three. That was three. He said in four, he bought
Speaker: No, the Russian was four. Rocky one, he fought Apollo. Rocky two, he fought Apollo again, and then they became friends. Rocky three, he fought Mr. T, or he fought Mr. T. Rocky four, it was Russia, it was Ivan Drago. Rocky five, we don't speak of. Rocky five, we don't speak of, because Rocky five didn't happen. And then it went to Rocky six, which was Balboa, where he fought that gun cat. That was a shit movie.
Speaker: Tommy, I'm not building it. It was, we don't talk about it. We don't, we don't discuss it. It doesn't exist. I don't know what you're referring to. I don't know what movie you're talking about. Rocky six.
Speaker: That movie exists. You guys just keeps trying to tell me that Mark Hamill was in that movie and I don't believe it because the only thing he ever did was the Joker. Yeah, Clubber Lang was three. Ivan Drago was four. Five was Tommy, Tommy Gunn or whatever. Six was Balboa where he fought that young cat. And I don't remember that guy's name, um, that he didn't win or lose. He just went the distance with the kid. And then we roll into the Creed movies and there's two of those so far. I think they're working on the third one.
Speaker: So there's a total, there's a total of eight Rocky movies, potentially nine. I haven't seen the Creed movies yet. I want to watch them. Everybody said they're really good. You need to watch. That'll be Jordan. I'm going to tell you what the saddest part of the movie, Rocky Balboa, was the fact that, you know, he's done. You know, yeah, but I mean, a movie like a movie like, yeah.
Speaker: You know, and, you know, but a movie franchise like that, but a movie franchise like that, Michael Jordan is stout. He's got, you know, I like Michael B. Jordan. And then they did. And he did that. And and I, you know, we lost Rocky as a fighter, but we gained Rocky as a member of two movies. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, a movie like the Rocky franchise has an expiration date unlike movies like Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th and Halloween and stuff like that. They don't necessarily have an expiration date. They just reach a screen, for instance, as we were talking earlier. They just reach a point where you've done enough.
Speaker: You've done enough, they've all been good. You guys, you came up with a new concept in the Scream movies and you were able to keep it fresh and original for so long. I mean, even to the point where they have an NTV TV series that did two seasons, which was basically just Scream all over again, but they were still really good. And in this last Scream movie, hopefully it's a final. It was a good final. It was a good ending to wrap everything up and kind of bring it all back around again.
Speaker: I'm saying about the Halloween movies. Yeah. Well, I'm liking the new. I'm liking the new ones. They're actually really good. I like because they were they were just straight up continuations. Well, I was kind of like in the zombie movies because they remade him. And I thought the first remake that Rob Zombie did was really good. And.
Speaker: But don't judge me on Halloween. I only watched two when I was like really a third one and then I heard I was slow. The thing about Halloween is the first two.
Speaker: The first two Halloween's were good and then they lost their way or like the first two or three and then they lost their way when they did Season of the witch or they did like two or three of those movies and with with the little girl that was his niece and she didn't talk and I mean I am thankful that they introduced the world to Danielle Harris because
Speaker: I like her a lot. She's an amazing Scream Queen and she does a lot of crazy scary movies and stuff like that. She was actually in that movie, Hatchet, that I love. If you guys haven't watched the Hatchet series, you gotta check out the Hatchet series. But then they were able to find their way back into the, I don't know what they were thinking with the Halloween when they did those couple movies, like, what the fuck are you guys doing? This has nothing to do with anything.
Speaker: Yes. And then they come back around, and then they went away, and then they did H2O, which was, which is what kills me. So in H2O, she had a son. But then when they did these newest movies, she's got a daughter and a granddaughter. And then the other one, the other Halloween movie with Ludacris, or was that Ludacris Bustle Rhymes in it? Motherfucker thought he was going to fist fight Michael Myers. He held his own for a minute though. We don't speak of those movies.
Speaker: I was for the first time for the first time I was I was actually cheering against Mike Byers. I was like, oh damn Buster Rhimes about to fuck you up. He held his own mic. I'm done playing stab stab stab stab stab. You just go. Bust a move. Bust a move.
Speaker: He didn't move fast enough. I am with it. Yeah, but it's just like, I got like the concept of it, but it's kind of like, oh, paranormal activity and even the exorcist about the same way. Like, I go on, go on, go on. One. Paranormal activity was good at one exorcist.
Speaker: Exorcist was all right as a sequel. I didn't need any more after a part two, but paranormal activity They tried to cash in on the success of that of that movie and it was a successful movie It was cool. It was it was original kind of like but Blair Witch I don't Hollywood I said make a sequel and then
Speaker: Yeah. Blair Witch was cool because it was new and it was original and it was fresh. Linda Blair Witch Project. There we go. That's pretty good. I like that. Just combine the two movies. I like it. Yeah. Buster with the Kung Fu. Hey, but hey, supposedly Buster knows that shit in real life. So I don't know. Martial arts. Yeah. But you know,
Speaker: I mean that Blair which that Blair which what they did is they they created a whole another subsection and a subject a Subgenre of horror movies because that's a great thing about horror movies where you know it Well, no that was you know, like when you look at movies you get action movies there their action. There's no sub genre. It's action or Comedy or romance or you know, you get the rom -coms which are like that, you know, whatever but
Speaker: Horror has so many different sub -genres and player which introduced the found footage which I'm a huge fan of the found footage movies and I know 90 % of them are terrible.
Speaker: But I think the found footage movies are really cool. I like the concept behind it. And even though, even when I'm watching some of these movies, I'm like, this is so dumb. But. You might want to see Busta lately. I know what you're saying, but check him out lately. I would say he's pretty jacked up right now, ain't he? Yeah, he was, he was, he was about 10 years ago. He was a little bloated. I would say the last time I seen him, which was just maybe a year or two back, he was on something that I was watching and I was like,
Speaker: Damn fucking steroid much my friend. No, he was exercising. No, I know I'm just saying but he was He's fucking monstrous. He was beefed He was beefed you don't want
Speaker: But yeah, I am so ready for baseball. Like I said, I do appreciate it. Some movies just don't need to, you know, continue on. So, The Night We Were For, I'm sure it's also fun. You know, the Jason movies, those are fun. So those were great for sequels, but...
Speaker: You know what, I know you and me disagree on the number, but there should have only been like three saws and made it a trilogy. Me? That was it. I was done. I was done on Saw movies. Yeah, I was done after two. Tony's the one that wants 900 Saw movies. No, I don't. I was done after the third one.
Speaker: Somebody said something I think Jeffrey you might have said something about Saul being or maybe you know he was talking about The fuck was he talking about? Jeff was talking about Dean
Speaker: The guy from Home Alone was in some other movie and I don't know. What is your conspiracy on Saul? What he was saying, the conspiracy theory is, is that Holy Holkins character from Home Alone, Kevin, there grew up to be Jigsaw killed. Oh, they really be trying to tie Home Alone into everything, don't they? Because Jeff did something about the dad in a mafia movie and
Speaker: or a mob movie and he was supposedly, his character was supposed to have been dead, but then he actually had reconstructive facial surgery to change the way he looked. And that's why he can afford to live in that big house. That's how he can afford to live in that, in that big ass fancy house. And he can pay for the whole entire family to go to Paris. And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker: Now I'm hearing this, I'm like, y 'all really trying to connect Home Alone to every goddamn thing out there. Everything, everything. Speaking of movies that did not need sequels, Home Alone, it was perfect. The first one was perfect. The first one was great. It didn't even need a number 10 or two. I didn't like the new one that they just did. The one that Disney Plus did, that was really cute. I tried to watch it when they recasted McCoy Hogan.
Speaker: No, the new one that they just did last year I have banned myself from watching Home Alone movies and or and including Beethoven movies Because the two Beethoven movies and that was enough You know
Speaker: The one that they just did last year on Disney Plus was actually really cute. It was a cute family movie and the kids watched it around Christmas time. And there was a lot of nods and shout outs to the original Home Alone. Buzz was in the movie.
Speaker: He played a cop in a movie. The security system was Macalester's security system. There was just a lot of shout outs and nods at the original. They didn't try to, they weren't trying to make a sequel or anything. It was just another Home Alone movie and it was cute. It was, like I said, the kids enjoyed it and I enjoyed watching it. So it was a fun little movie. So that was the cool thing. But like I said, what I was really watching for were all the different shout outs to the original Home Alone movie.
Speaker: So, and they did a lot. They definitely, you know, credited the original Home Alone a lot in that movie. But again, Home Alone was another one of those movies. Perfectly fine after one. Why do you have to ruin it? It was so successful that the producers and directors and writers just seen dollar signs. And that ruins a lot of movies. Well, here's another one. And maybe you'll agree, maybe you won't agree. But there was one that should have only been one, even though I liked the first sequel. But...
Speaker: But another one that was like that where one was really good enough and that would be Robocop. I like the sequel, but I also like the reboot. I think he's right on that one. I'm gonna give him that one. I really like the reason. The guy who played Rick Flag in Suicide Squad played... I don't know who that is, right? I can't think of his name. That's what's what's up. That's what's up.
Speaker: No, that's not Scott. He was in Suicide Squad, the first one. Hold on a second. He was. He was one of the seals. He was one of the seals. Yeah, he was one of the seals. He wasn't Rick Flagg. I'm talking about Rick Flagg. No, he wasn't Rick Flagg, no. Joe.
Speaker: Kineman or whatever, Joe Kinnaman. He was in the Robocop reboot. And I actually really like Robocop reboot because I liked how they gave him emotion and he had free will and stuff in that movie. He wasn't just a machine. And the guy who plays him, like I said, the guy who plays Rick Flagg
Speaker: I love that guy. I think that guy's great. And he's another one of those guys. He's an up and comer in Hollywood, and he's still kind of young. But he's in a lot of stuff. And the guy plays the hell out of every role that he does. But yeah, Scott Eastwood's been in a lot of movies. He's coming up. I just don't know how I feel about him as an actor, though, because I've seen him in some stuff, and I'm like,
Speaker: Uh. Here's a question for you. How many second generation actors are there? You know what? That's actually a really good question, because surprisingly, there's not a whole lot.
Speaker: Well, Clint Eastwood's son. Clint Eastwood's son, you got started. Gary Busey's son for the movies, and he doesn't get enough credit. Gary's son. He's amazing. Yeah, he doesn't get enough credit. Nick, Jake Busey? Jake Busey. He's another one of those everything guys. Not so much everything, but he has done some things. Yeah, but he pops up in movies you don't expect him to pop up in. Yes. Yes. Tom Hank's son has started. Not that goofy Chet one who thinks he's a rapper. Tom Hank's son?
Speaker: He's got two boys. Tom Hanks? I don't know. Wait a minute. What happened to the first one that was in the college movie? That's who I'm talking about. It's him. And then he's got another one. He's followed right up. Chet Hanks. And he thinks he's a Jamaican rapper. You stupid. I'm serious as hell. He thinks he's a rapper. Last summer he came out with Hot Boy Summer.
Speaker: Yo, he was in Fantastic Four. Mm -hmm. Yeah, his one son's actually coming along. But... Oh, okay, Jodie just dropped a good one. The Waynes, because Damon Waynes Jr.
Speaker: Yes, they are not that. They're trying to be comedians, but they're not that funny for real. Yeah, but David Wayans Jr. has been in some shit, though. He's a pretty good actor. Let me see what kind of movies Colin Hanks has done. Yeah, Colin Hanks is his name. Oh, he was in. Yeah, that him.
Speaker: The Waynes family, though, that's kind of in their blood. I mean, you expect them to be actors, comedians. Yeah. Yeah, I watched the interview. But still, that was a hell of a call. That was a good call, baby. This is back when he did, like, white chicks and stuff. He said, well, I think we have 18 Waynes in some part of Hollywood, like, around the camera. And I was like, you got 18. Well, just look back. Just look back at it. Just look back at it.
Speaker: Just looking back at and living color. Look how many wings was just on that show or somehow? Yeah affiliated with the show. I think five of them was on the TV show because you had Keenan and Damon. Keenan had two sisters. Yeah, Kim, Kim, Sean and Marlin. Sean and Marlin were on in living color. Sean and Marlin were.
Speaker: Sometimes I forget how old Sean and Marvin are. They're a lot older. Sean was DJing. Yeah, Sean was DJ. Now, Keenan and them have another brother. He was behind the scenes. Yeah, that's what I said. That's what I said. Not just on camera, but everybody who was on that worked on that show behind the scenes because they were all involved.
Speaker: And that's big, the whole family stays in the whole game. There was another one, I think she's a niece sorta. I think she's one of their daughters. I don't think she's one of their sister, but she's one of their daughters. And she was on Wild 'N Out with Nick Cannon. Yeah, I do remember that. That show kills me sometimes. Sometimes Wild 'N Out, I like it and it's fun to watch because
Speaker: They don't never let Nick Cannon live that Mariah Carey shit down. Yeah, that shit got on. When he was married to her, now that he's divorced from her or anything. But, you know, there's a lot of things out there that, you know, they're pretty funny, but then sometimes it's like, all right, come on. It's not always funny. But they did so many. I haven't watched the last...
Speaker: I want to see this in 2021. I haven't watched it because I know after after he lost his phone and brought it back, they did bring the show back. Yeah, it's still on the air now. Yeah, I got to get back on it, but I don't I don't watch the show like I used to now. I just watched like the best of clips and stuff like that. I've seen all those old episodes so damn much. My French Montez. I just wish that we'd get rid of Justina already. No, they're not going to get rid of her.
Speaker: I know. She's like sometimes she's funny but now 75 % of the time she's not that funny. Up and coming is an entertainer. She has good jokes. She's got good jokes from time. But what's funny is when she started that show, this bitch looked like that. She looked like a fucking two by four. Now all of a sudden she's talking about somebody who there's more plastic on that bitch than a fucking Barbie doll. I've heard it. She just came away from eating it.
Speaker: But I mean, big ups to her. Big ups to everybody. A lot of people came up on that show when they all say it. Everybody came up. Kevin Hart, Cat Williams, D -Ray Davis, APM Crockett. Oh, yeah. You know, just either definitely Carlos. Yeah. Conceited. You know, Fly. Oh, yeah. And Carlos Miladesi, you know, Fly. And what's the other guy's name with the damn glasses?
Speaker: What's his name that's on the SNL now? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name?
Speaker: those dudes are hilarious. I would say Chico B is pretty funny. There's a lot, I mean, there's a lot of people on that show that's funny. Even Justina, she's funny as hell, but now it's just like, now you're just, yeah, now you're just, she's just kind of played out and it's like, they gotta be more creative.
Speaker: They got that one little goofy ass nerdy white girl on there that cracks me up, Mandy or Mindy or whatever her name is. He's talking about Pete Davidson. That's what he's talking about. Oh, Pete Davidson came up. Yeah, Pete Davidson was on Wild 'N Out before he got on Saturday Night Live. Yeah, he's still funny. Yes, he is. He's still funny. They've got this new girl on there. She's been on there for a little while now, but she's like a nerdy, nerdy white chick and she kills me.
Speaker: because she comes up with them. We're talking about like Mindy or Mandy or something like that. She comes up with the most off the wall shit. Delta chicks, Delta Delta, they help you help you help you. Yeah. She comes up with some of the most off the wall shit where they do like their freestyle or their battle and stuff. And I'm like, Oh yeah. This shit is funny as hell, but really? Cause she comes out all mousy and little and quiet. She said, she said, you're ugly. She says something company and sees the bitch. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, that's that's speaking of TV shows that's a good segue We'll take a break and then when we come back, I know Jeff's not here, but I knew Jeff wasn't gonna be here tonight He let me know this afternoon and we'll go ahead and get into the starting five announce the winner all that jazz and I do have the new list and I do have the
Speaker: I didn't just get the list, but I got the rule. I think I got most of the rules with the list. I need to ask Jeff about one more thing, which I'll send you. Sadie, Sadie, if you're still there, I'm awake now. Thanks a lot, Jeff. I was exhausted. This allergy seems to kick my ass. I apologize to you all for this first. Jay's a pathological liar. Jay needs Jesus. Just so you know, Michael. I didn't tell you that. I told you. I doubt it. I didn't tell you that.
Speaker: I told you I had gender things. Shout out to the bots. Did you really just shout out the bots? You said it so calm and collectively too. Shout out to the bots. You know all these bots. I would love to.
Speaker: They don't they don't they don't
Speaker: Hey, yo, Jay. I don't know what to tell you about that. You better go get the vaccine. Go get three of them. Go get the Moderna, Pfizer, and Johnson & Johnson no tears. They will fight for you in your sleep.
Speaker: I don't have anything to say good or bad about the vaccine. I got the vaccine. I had to get it for work. I didn't have any side effects whatsoever from the vaccine. The second one, my arm was a little sore, but outside of that, I had absolutely no side effects. I have not had COVID. I've been around people who had COVID. I've been, Joni and I were actually talking about that the other day on the phone. I was like, I might be fact, I might actually be fucking immune to it.
Speaker: You don't want to go into this every now and then but I could talk this shit all day But I'm just trying to find something I've had I'm going and I had it back in January. Let me go ahead and tell anybody up here Do not catch this shit. Fuck. Well, I mean it could be worse. I got a buddy of mine that does a podcast He's actually getting well, he might be going live tonight. I don't know. He's about as part -time. It's Mike and Jeff but uh
Speaker: This goofy bastard's had COVID like three times. And the first time he had it, he was like, oh, I have natural immunity in my blood cells. And then like a week later, he's like, I got COVID again. And he was like, but now I have my immunity. And I'm like, obviously you don't know what the fuck you're talking about because you've had COVID three times. And you're living for it. I got a coach's ass about that. I will get in on any and everybody up in here. Anybody want to discuss that shit? I'm one of those motherfuckers that'll do it.
Speaker: Let me just throw this out there. This is me. What I say within those within that topic not reflect anything against a nonsensical nonsense podcast because I came in at number four. But when you want to see me and I don't give a fuck conversation, those of you who just meet me, you might want to go back to a few of my previous ones. I will talk COVID. I said I was going to take the year off, but motherfuckers keep bringing it up. Now we don't have a mass mandate. Now there it is. Let me tell you something. Play the music before I start going. Goddamn it. You're right. I just got it. I got it.
Speaker: I gotta get through an ad first, I gotta get through an ad first. Most of you motherfuckers up in here, whether you believe it or not, all you gotta do is get your health up. Get your health up, get your health up, get your health up. Get some vegetables, eat some fruit, take a shit, take a shower, brush your motherfucking teeth, wash your hands.
Speaker: And you will survive this shit with him. Watch your steak ass. Watch your steak ass. And change your socks. You nasty motherfucking socks. I learned that from Forrest. Hey, you know what? Speaking of - Change your socks. Speaking of eating healthy and this, that, and the other thing, I just, uh, I don't know, we gotta go to break, so I'm just gonna say this real quick.
Speaker: per Jody and her advisement and kind of pushed me in the right direction when working out and everything like that. I just started packing like breakfast and lunch and stuff like that and taking protein shakes and this and the other thing to work and stuff. I'm already feeling better. I'm not as tired as I used to because I was only eating once, maybe twice a day. Now I'm eating three, four times. Yeah, I got like three, four times a day I'm eating, but now,
Speaker: You wanna talk about taking the shit? Five, six damn times a day. Let me just go ahead and go there as men. When you exercise, you will shit. You know why people can't shit? Number one, you're out of shape. Number two, you don't eat enough to dump the poises out of your body. If you get the toxins out your body, you can fight whatever the fuck's going on. Man, I'm, I'm proof. Yeah, yes.
Speaker: But you know what? Yesterday, yesterday, I felt bad for the motherfucker who went in the bathroom after I went in there, because I fucking ripped that bitch at work. I ripped it. I was sitting on toilet going, huh? What the hell? Get a bad feeling. Like, you know, you just spend some good quality time on that porcelain goddess, and you get up, and you go, whoo! That's good. Bad foot. You wash your hands.
Speaker: Yo, and you're still smelling it like I left that bathroom. It went to the one on the next floor to wash my hands. That's how bad I
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Speaker: We've been down since before episode 100. But, um... I will, plus I go to the basement. I just got told when I met somebody, when I met Joanie's house, you have to at least spray. Don't worry, you have a bathroom in the basement and I will go down there. You just saved some of that hardcore shit and you're not around her. Trust me, I tried to.
Speaker: Okay, everybody doesn't try to we good if you try to we good yeah, everybody does it It's a natural thing if I'm there for an entire weekend at some point down in the basement I'll go all the way down into the basement. I Have no problem with that because I am a very courteous shitter. I
Speaker: I used to not shit around whoever I was with. That's why I never stayed the whole night. I'll be back tomorrow while I'm going to shit. You can shit around me? No, I cannot. And I tell them that. I have been traumatized because from the moment that I got married to the moment that I got divorced, I couldn't take a shit by myself. The moment you have kids, you can no longer take a shit by yourself.
Speaker: She would sit on the tub and I'd be like, can you fucking go on? And she would sit on the top and talk to me. Why? While I was taking a shit. My ex -wife wanted to be nowhere near the bathroom when I was shitting. She wanted to be the farthest from you. I smell so bad. I said because I have a diverse diet. She could not get far enough away from the bathroom. Now, the kids, on the other hand, even to this day,
Speaker: I go to the bathroom, and as soon as I sit down, as soon as I sit down, they're like, no, no, no, hey, Dad. And Cash is really bad at it. He opens the door and just barely sticks his head in. He's like, can I? And I'm like, really, dude?
Speaker: We've been home for three hours and you couldn't ask me this question. The moment I got into the bathroom, all of a sudden you have to ask me if you're gonna have a fruit snack and it's an emergency. I'm gonna come in here and hang out. We can play Roblox together on our phones. Hey guys, go food. We will tell shit stories out of this world. We had that to the point where my kids were outside throwing. My kids, we could talk about women all the time in sports, shit, what we ate, and then maybe women. And then sometimes people want to talk to you when they're on the toilet. I'll wait till you finish.
Speaker: No two people have the same smell of insides. Let's be clear. I think, let me go ahead and throw this chauvinistic ass shit out there. I think motherfuckers want to be around you when you shit so they can find you at night with no damn vision in the dark because a motherfucker can know what you smell like internally. They will find you anywhere. It's a tracking device.
Speaker: I'm telling you. I don't need to know what you smell like internally. I know what your natural pheromones are. I don't need to know what's inside of you. Listen, and listen, look, the ladies up here know what I'm talking about. We will tell you we need some problems. You take your shit, y 'all want to come around and be like, what the fuck we doing? That's disgusting. When I told your ass, go the fuck over there. But your nosy ass want to come over here. That's some whole nother level stalker shit is what that is.
Speaker: Just putting their marker on. I'm going to cry by a little bit. Thank you. What's up, Debbie? I'd rather you piss on my boots than come and hang out with me in the bathroom if you want to mark your territory. You want to smell this shit? Bring your ass. You will never forget me.
Speaker: That is my time. That is my sacred time. I don't want to be bothered by anybody. This is my alone time. I live alone and I still take a half hour, 45 minutes to shit. Just because that's my quiet place. I go in there. Because we can. We will sit there like this.
Speaker: I'm watching YouTube. I'm looking at like I'm like right now. It's it's a free agency in football. So I'm watching everything going on. Did you see the goddamn Indianapolis Colts the trade that they made? I was going to ask you about that. I just scratched my head for a minute. I was like, who the fuck are the commanders? I was like, did they did they send did they send Carson Winston the AFL? What the fuck? You stupid.
Speaker: That was my first thought. Honestly, I did not know who the commanders were. Yeah. I had to think about it. What's the name with the damn demo? I fucked my head up. Seattle made the fuck out with that trade, though. But anyways, I'm trying to get this into the side tracks. Jesus Christ, squirrel squirrel squirrel. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker: I don't know. It just popped into my head. Wow. Where's my non -participation plan? Where's her heart? Speaking of words, Michael, you keep ducking out of this. And you just reminded me and you just reminded me. Do you, do you not have words of wisdom anymore? Do you, do you, do you, do you not do that? Yes, of course I do. I'm not ducking out. Uh, I'm only in the show.
Speaker: Well, we ended up being in there for almost an hour after I came in. But officially, I was only able to show them a Monday for 30 minutes. Well, I'm not working on Mondays. I'm talking about Wednesdays and Saturdays. I wasn't able to attend Saturday. Mike, let me help you out, Mike. It's been a week, an hour. Yeah, it's been a week. Wait now. It's been a week, an hour, and 20 minutes. Get to the fucking words of wisdom. Go.
Speaker: We didn't get to the words of wisdom. These are Mike's words of wisdom. He's Mike. He has words and they're full of wisdom. Sometimes.
Speaker: That was my impression of Jeff. I think I'll do my own intro for now on. I'm doing the greatest intro for you, sir. My words of wisdom from where I've been dubbed the godfather. Big dog. Godfather big dog.
Speaker: Um, I'm going to take a quote from the actual godfather. If you say that you can only leave the gun, I'm putting you in time out. No, no, I'm not going to tell you that. I'm going to, there was a line where the godfather was talking to this guy. He said, you spend time with your family. And he said, yeah, he said, good.
Speaker: Because you can never be a real man if you don't spend time with your family. God damn right. Say it again. Say it again. Say it again. Your purpose, your purpose as a man is to be there for those that you that love you, that you love. And if you're going to raise a family, you should you should raise that family. That is your job. That is your whole function.
Speaker: is to be there for your family and to raise the kids with the values that you need them to have. And I know that women, they nurture the children and they have, you know, Illinois. But men are very much important.
Speaker: And if you are going to stay, you're going to claim man status, and you have a family, you better spend time with them as much as possible. For one, that's your duty, and two, you don't know how much time you have. And one day you can have all the time with them, and then it's gone.
Speaker: Amen to that shit. And when it's gone, it's gone. Fantastical words of wisdom, Michael. So that being said, thank you. But that being said, if you're going to stand up here and say that you're a man to me,
Speaker: You better be a family man, because that's real man. That's what the fuck we talking about. That's what we talking about. What that being said, fantastical words, it was the Michael. Thank you, sir. But don't ever give it somebody else credit. Just make the words your own words. You're saying. Yeah. But would that be a said?
Speaker: Let's roll into... I actually, I'd honestly forgot about the words of wisdom because I was thinking about that today when I was listening to the podcast and I was like, this motherfucker's really been trying to skate around the words of wisdom. I'm gonna get his ass to the words of wisdom. He's always telling me he don't have anything ready. But yeah, you only need words of wisdom on Wednesday and Saturday. It's brilliant, you know. It comes, it comes.
Speaker: I had words of wisdom in case you didn't have them, but I always do. I don't know what my words of wisdom last week were. Drugs are by Adam Kug.
Speaker: i heard that's so better that's still better than your first doing just a dummy yeah if you're still better at your words of wisdom it's like or you could just drink six beers i was like yes
Speaker: I don't do drugs, God damn it. Just do a gummy, man. Just take one. It'll be fine. I instantly turned into Bruce Willis and said, let's just take some gummies. It'll be fun. It'll be good. It'll be all right. Yeah. Come to Cancun. All right. Still better than your first set of Words of Wisdom. There's warning labels put on stuff for a reason.
Speaker: The fuck did he just say? It was the exact opposite. It was the same thing. You might not need to leave, you know. If you lack common sense, you might not make it to maturity, to bring offspring in front of your goal. That is what we call Darwinism. Darwinism.
Speaker: We want that to happen. We get rid of the warning signs. The stupid don't survive in Glick's world. Sorry. When I become president, we're doing away with all the warning labels. And if you're not smart enough to survive on your own, then I'm putting that on the vote. You know, for me, I'll get rid of all the stupid people. What's going on? I will be your campaign manager. I will be your campaign manager.
Speaker: We have a problem with South Korea? Put them on the list Michael!
Speaker: Guys, I got to do this. I got a flight to South Korea at 10 a .m. I'll be back Friday at noon, have the beer cold and the steaks medium rare. But with that being said, let's go ahead and jump into the starting five. Let's go ahead and get to the winners and announce the winners and losers and all that jazz. We're going to start with the chatters box like we always do.
Speaker: The CBC the chatter's box of champions We had Betty Vicky and Eleanor all submitted lists this week. We'll start with Betty. She had Norman Bates Hannibal Lecter Jack Torrance from the Shining and
Speaker: She also had Nurse Ratchet from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and the Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz. Personally, I think that Witch Glinda was the bad one, the Wicked Witch of the West. There was nothing wrong with her. She didn't do anything wrong. She was just tired of being held down by the man and being oppressed. She was fighting for her right to part A. Oh boy.
Speaker: the chatters box unlike you three they come correct when they've dropped their list
Speaker: Vicky had from Harry Potter with Voldemort. Again, I feel like he was victimized and he wasn't the bad guy. At the end of the day, he was actually a good guy. Harry was the bad guy. Yeah, I'm loved with the bad guy. Harry was a bad guy and his little redheaded soul snatching ginger motherfucking friend. Who's Harry? Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Harry Potter.
Speaker: I told you Harry Potter is basically a Batman ripoff. It was such a dick in high school, they wouldn't have Voldemort or Professor Snape. Oh, okay, I don't know what you're talking about. I'll just have to take a word for it. Again, somebody who was made out to be a bad person. I don't think they were bad off Vicky's list, but Naleficent. Look back. No, she was evil. She was evil. Yeah, she was evil because they made her evil.
Speaker: She wasn't pretty enough. The popular girls didn't like her. The jocks didn't want to go out with her. Well, I guess would it be... I wouldn't... The animated movie, Maleficent being the villain.
Speaker: The Maleficent a lot. Those are hard, huh, Michael? I don't know if it was any. But we had two years. And Betty or Vicki also had again. Not understood. Wasn't a bad guy at the end of the day, but she had Loki from Thor. He's a trickster. He likes to play jokes. He's not a bad guy. Easy. Come on. Eleanor went back in the day with that one.
Speaker: I'm not bad. I'm just drawing this way. She also had Tyler Durden. She also had Tyler Durden from Fight Club. Fucking Vicky with her last pick. Inglorious Bastards. Fucking Hitler. That's a real life bad guy. Not only just in movies, but in real life. Right underneath Satan from Devil's Advocate.
Speaker: I would have been a good one too. Al Pacino from Devil's Advocate. Nobody thought about it. Nobody talked about it. We spoke on it though. Yeah. And then Eleanor, she drops in for the first time. And I mean, like I said, the challenge box, they always bring it. You guys always have a really good list. Unfortunately, sadly, we were missing Tina this week. And Jody, they didn't submit lists, but they're both usually strong contenders as well with their list.
Speaker: Um, but, uh, Eleanor came in for the first time with, uh, uh, a mon goath, go with from similar list. And he was a nasty motherfucker. If you ever see this list, uh, Ralph, Ralph, yeah. And now little bullshit relationship, uh, uh, was it the Jewish site down in the basement? I mean, I was a crazy, similar, similar. So this was a crazy ass movie.
Speaker: She had Kevin Spacey the usual suspects Kaiser so say Yeah, and I know I'm gonna butcher this and I apologize for all you Potter nerds Bellatrix Bellatrix Lestrange
Speaker: From Harry Potter, I know nothing about that. No, Bellatrix was strange. That was Voldemort's number two, which, believe it or not, to kind of agree with Glick a little bit. I don't believe it. Bellatrix would have been a better villain, I feel, of Voldemort. Annabelle was a good... The whole Conjuring universe, the CU, the Conjuring universe was all good. She also had Hans...
Speaker: Landa from inglorious bastard, which he might have been worse in it. We're in glorious bastards No, if you see the movie well the thing is what we're really doing in glorious bastards other than go to a movie was just a
Speaker: He was, yeah. Well, and also, I mean, it was Hitler in World War II. I'm just, I'm just saying for the movie, before anybody comes at me sideways, I'm saying for the movie, Hans Landau was way worse than Hitler in the movie. Hitler was a monster. I'm kind of like, you know what? Hans Landau was kind of what Hitler told him to do.
Speaker: The way they all were doing it. But you can't justify that Nazis can say that what they were doing wasn't right because they were only following orders. I'm just clarifying because some people listen to this podcast and they like to take things a certain way and they forget that this is a comedy podcast and we're joking and having fun. So this is part of my filter working. I have a new filter installed. I have to clarify. We don't talk about Putin.
Speaker: I'm not talking about that one. I'm not talking about who you think I'm talking about. I'm not talking about who you think I'm talking about. And then she also had John Doe from seven to round out her list. Yeah. And this is what I like about the judges. And usual suspects as well. I did. Yeah, I did actually. And that's what I said. Eleanor and I, Eleanor and I actually had three of the same picks because I just
Speaker: Similar for my memory of what you picked out there. Yeah, I heard I actually heard. I actually heard email first. No, I don't. Yeah, Jeff and I don't read the emails until Saturday night. OK. When we get ready to list them. All right. All right. No, actually, glorious bastards, the usual suspects and seven or three of my favorite movies. I love those movies. I love Kevin Spacey, so I like Kevin Spacey movies.
Speaker: But you know, like the votes came. I hear that he says villain and he might be. But you know what? I will. Seven unusual suspects of American beauty. I don't know if you I mean, all of those were just great was great movies, you know. I don't what the hell did you say? Oh, OK.
Speaker: I don't know. Jeeves, no, I don't think Putin is the next Hitler. Not in this day and age. What happened back then will never happen again. No. Not in this day and age. No. He could not eradicate one million Jews.
Speaker: You couldn't eradicate one million people if you tried, not this day and age. So no, I don't think so. No, the whole we don't talk about Putin thing, that's just a, that's a whole nother, that's a whole nother joke. Gotta go back a few episodes and get that. But you can check out on Spotify and you just log on to Spotify, put in the unusual, I mean,
Speaker: I got that in head, nonsensical nonsense. And then you'll see all our podcasts and you can pick and choose all the episodes you want at your viewing and streaming pleasure. Do you want to rewind that and try it again? No, he doesn't. Nope. I don't. I didn't.
Speaker: Yeah, you did. Jesus Christ. And get the vaccine. Anyways, with the cheddar's box, with their list, the votes have been tallied. The votes have been counted. Some votes came in at two o 'clock in the morning. But at the end of the day, we have another first -time champion submitting their first list ever. Miss Eleanor takes the W.
Speaker: Yes. Wow. A little wins. You know what? Now that I'm chatters box, you know, I love I love getting the chatters box list and I love reading them off because because they all, unlike you three, they all fucking bring it. They absolutely 100 percent fucking bring it. So the weed. So congratulations to you, Eleanor, from one champion to another. And in all honesty, every week
Speaker: but the exception last week where everybody just won because Jeff fucked up. Um, but every week we've had a new chatter spots champion. Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Um, but now that eventually we'll get to a point where I can send you guys now that I've had heard the chatter spots, how come nobody picked sore on from the more sore on his, you go off a new Voldemort, but sore on his way. That was a baddy of a baddy.
Speaker: coming back. Uh, we can say she's coming back this week. Well, uh, eventually what I want to do with the chatters box, I want to get to, no, she won last week. No, last week we didn't have a winner because Jeff, I thought, I thought you said everybody was a winner. Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, I guess everybody won, but that was like a participation type trophy. I mean, I guess right. That was more on Joe, but I do want to get to the point where
Speaker: I do want to get to the point with the chatter's box where Unless they win multiple times in a row, but first time winners I want to be able to send them like a little swag pack with like, you know, a Cup and sticker and you know something like that some silly shit like it but I don't get to the point You'll get my face out of stick good job chip tree
Speaker: So let's roll into the main event here. That was the co -main event right there. You guys are on the main card. I'm not disregarding the chatter's box. The chatter's box does their thing right before the main event. You guys warm up the crowds. You get everybody excited. You pump them up.
Speaker: Oh, Betty, Betty, do it. Burn. So I accept, keep your stick. Yeah, but do you want a sticker that says nonsensical nonsense? Click, don't push the button. Don't push the button, click. I've had stickers made before on Vape and Chill, and they were actually a big hit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Stickers are awesome.
Speaker: Yeah, I was actually kind of shocked. I had like 50 stickers made, because I used to have a contact. It was like 50 stickers for three bucks. And I had them made, and then all of a sudden out of nowhere, they were gone the first night I went live. And I told them I had stickers. And I said, outside of one person, because I did do a giveaway when I did Vape and Chill, that was actually pretty fun. I was kind of surprised at how many people got involved with that. We talked about doing those slapstickers, you know, and just going around all over campus and slapping them on there.
Speaker: All the guys are gonna be cussing nonsensical nonsense and not know who the hell is
Speaker: Oh, yeah, that would be a big hit. Betty said, don't push the button. Slap stickers would be... Yes. I am going to... I am actually... Tomorrow evening, I'm going to make those stickers. So just so you guys know, they will be on the merch store. But in the main event, we had the starting five villains from movies. Jeff, Mike, and Tony and I. Oh, excuse me. We'll start with Tony.
Speaker: He had Damien Killian from The Running Man, Brandi Webb and Thin Line Between, what was that Thin Line Between Love and Hate? Yeah, the movie, Thin Line Between Love and Hate, yes. Yeah. Oh shit, that's a good one. It would be nice stickers, right? Yeah, so yeah, that's gonna be my next thing. Maybe that's what I'll do, I'll just design a whole bunch of stickers tomorrow after I get off work, because that'll be quick and easy. Yeah.
Speaker: I say that, but it won't be. He also had Kevin from Sin City, which was played by, what's his nuts, Frodo? Elijah Wood. Elijah Wood. Oh, the Elijah Wood character? Why did you go by the senator's son? No, I went by Kevin, the dude that was in Sin City that was going around slanting people up in the middle. Yeah, and the claws and everything. He didn't say a word in that whole movie. Well, I mean, he was a vicious killer, but I was talking about the senators.
Speaker: The yellow guy. Yeah, I didn't pick him. The yellow guy. I know you're talking about. There was a lot of bad guys in the city that you're going to pick from, though, in all honesty. Even the quote unquote good guys were not the greatest of guys. No. I mean, Mickey Rourke, Mickey Rourke was technically a good guy, but he was a bad motherfucker. He also had. Mickey Rourke had just bad motherfuckers. That's it. Right.
Speaker: Tony also had Mr. Joshua from Lethal Weapon. And Lethal Weapon is clearly a nonsensical nonsense favorite because they come up a lot in our starting budget. And he also had Agent Smith from The Matrix. Mr. Anderson.
Speaker: That's that's that's not a bad pick at all. Appreciate it. I heard you guys. At least Jeff had a little bit of slack on that, but that's not a bad pick at all. No, actually, this this was for all of us, especially Agent Smith in the first one to me, because in the first one, I felt like he was just downright scary. And then in the last two, it was a little different. But yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker: Jeff had Annie Wilkes, Kathy Bates from Misery, which you could have just said Kathy Bates anything and been fine. Period. Because she's so damn good. And she does kind of play an evil bitch in a lot of things that she does. But she's that damn good. Including Adam Sandler's mom in Waterboy, she was scary. End of the night. Who calls the devil score? Who calls the devil? That was a decent character for her. Oh, no, she was great.
Speaker: My mama said, right. But he had a Nurse Ratcher from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Biff Cannon from Back to the Future.
Speaker: I thought about Biff Tannen, but I thought it was too easy. Well, of course, I thought certain picks that I had were too easy, so I didn't pick them, but then half my list is... I mean, wasn't Back to the Future from him on every list that involved something like this?
Speaker: If it was Back to the Future related, it was Jeff. Yeah. But I say that. I say that thinking, I'm going to just fly off the cup. I'm just going to fly off the top of my head. And my list basically consisted of the Chatter's Box list. So when I open there, when I was opening there, you know, I have to read them off. And I'm like, yeah, really? You know? But he had, uh, he had, uh, Amon Goth from, or Goeth, Goeth, I, I, from Schindler's list. And then he had Anton from No Country for Old Men.
Speaker: which Tony and I both kind of gave him a little bit of shit from that because that movie was so bad that most people don't know it, but you know, it is what it is. Then Michael with his Disney villain list, he had Claude Frollo from the hunchback of Notre Dame. Ursula from the little mermaid. Jesus. Lotso hug and bear from toy story three.
Speaker: Lady Tremaine. That bear was ruthless. That bear was ruthless on Toy Story 3. Get out! Get out! But Lady Tremaine from Cinderella and Hades from Hercules. Good Disney villain list, but I feel like there was, I feel like as far as you go and you being a Disney fan, much like I'm a Disney movie fan and I feel like Jeff and Tony might be as well. Tony doesn't really say much about Disney. I think you could have gone better, but it was still a pretty good list.
Speaker: It was an unsuspected list. You haven't watched The Hunchback of Notre Dame, have you? Are you serious? I've seen every Disney animated movie. You cannot tell me that that guy was not like the worst Disney villain. That's what I said. It was an unsuspected list, like out of all the villains. The only one that I really wish that I could change was
Speaker: to drop, drop the hate mercuies and put rad gas from the great mouse detective. Nice. The great mouse detective. Nice. That was good shit. Betty, Betty, I absolutely 100 % agree. Betty said probably one of your better list. I absolutely agree.
Speaker: Oh, thank you. I didn't think anything was wrong with your list. Like I said, it was unsuspected. Since you went the Disney route, it was unsuspected because you had a lot of people that, out of all the Disney villains there are, I didn't expect them. You're right, Khloé and the villains there. Bitch was crazy. So was that hunter from the rescuers down under? You are like a Disney junkie, but I ain't mad at you.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, you could have done Disney Villains. We could have done Disney Villains. I could have done that. We could do the whole top 20. Y 'all would have won. Y 'all would have won. Yeah, for days. We haven't gotten there yet, buddy. We haven't gotten there yet. And then the champion, the reigning, the reigning champ, the bad guy, everybody hates me. Yeah. But I'm still wearing the gold. See, that's why I compare myself to Ric Flair. Everybody hated Ric Flair, but he's a 16 time world champion.
Speaker: I had Hans Landa. I'm like Tom Brady. I keep winning. I'm a beautiful son of a bitch. I'm a beautiful son of a bitch. I'm a beautiful son of a bitch and everybody hates me because I wear the gold. Just think, just think, you know how much money I'd had to spend on these stupid fake WWE championship belts if I bought one for every time I won?
Speaker: I wish you would have now because maybe I wouldn't have any room. I wouldn't have any room for him. But I had I had I can see that in this race, but I'm in there. Like, what's what's the list? Oh, and the cars, horses, buddies, you know, totally fought the list. So you lose.
Speaker: I've tried to last, I'm trying. And your reason, and your reason is it's gas $4 a gallon, I can't afford a fucking belt too. I'm trying to lose here guys, I'm trying. I had Hans Landau from Inglorious Basterds, Kaiser Sose from The Usual Suspects, John Doe from The Seven, Tyler Durden which was actually supposed to be taken off and changed with Heidi from Single White Female as an ode to Michael.
Speaker: Just so you know half of this is your fucking fault when I turn the listing on time For making this wait if I'm making us trying to choose around whatever you was going to choose because we wanted to make sure your selection So if he wins, it's your fucking fault. I want to let you know, please get my last pick. I had dr. I had dr. Dr. Hannibal
Speaker: Lecter and I went to the I went to the guys about Hannibal Lecter because we said no horror movies I went to Jeff and Tony and even the chatters box agreed I let them know hey if it's a horror movie if he doesn't go he doesn't go So, you know, I mean that's that's a good pick But it's kind of like well, that's just a solid pick but the problem was was I kind of as bad as Hannibal Lecter was I
Speaker: I kind of liked him too. He was great. He was, he was a guy who, yeah, he was a bad guy, a hundred percent, but he was great. He was, he was great. I mean that character was amazing. That was a bad guy that you loved. Like you wanted that bad guy to win and he did every time. Yeah. So.
Speaker: Hey let it be, how you doing? That still fucks me up, that whole scene fucks me up. That man literally cut his head open and was a searing part of his brain and Ray Liotta was sitting there talking and all of a sudden he was just like...
Speaker: It just started, and I love Ray Liotta. He's another one of those in every goddamn thing, guys. Good fellas. I loved it in Wild Hawks. Actually, in Wild Hawks, he was a good villain. That would have been a good villain. Well, I told you guys Saturday. I think it was Saturday. I told you guys a great movie to watch is called Identical, and Ray Liotta plays the dad in that movie. Mike, you're an Elvis fan. I think you would like Identical.
Speaker: Really, I should give it a shot. But. Yeah, I should give it a shot. The. Yeah, probably can. It's it's a good movie. It's an older movie. It's pretty good, though. Like I said, it's got Ray Leona. It's got what's her name? Ashley Judd. From the yeah.
Speaker: She's in it. It's a really good movie but So, thank you, thank you Cameron, hey Cameron, where have you been? But with that being said the list were the list were submitted we drafted we made our picks we made our choices We let you people vote we let you people decide and
Speaker: And at the end of the day the fucking music already shit. I really wish Jeff was here for this tonight, but unfortunately he's not here because You're you're you want again. Oh If Jeff was here, I think he would have been pretty happy and and and he would have been able to show us
Speaker: Just, you know, jowl. No, Jeff didn't win, Betty. Don't fall for that. He does this every freaking week. How humble he couldn't be, because the champ is still here for the night time in a row. I told you this. This is what he fucking told. He almost had me lie. Almost had me believe that I beat him last time. That's what the fuck he does. Right?
Speaker: Praise me! Damn, it's the break time yet. Fuck. Just so you guys know, this is two weeks in a row. I've literally tried to throw this. He pushed the button. But he said, push the button. Push the button. Yeah, one of those.
Speaker: Nah, they weren't many, they weren't many. Nobody, I had six, Jeff had four, Michael had two, and Tony had one. So Tony, you get the number one overall pick again Saturday night.
Speaker: This is two weeks in a row I have literally tried to throw I didn't prepare a list I didn't have a list ready this week last week I said let's go fucking ten and I'm gonna make some bullshit ass shit up and try to
Speaker: So now this week, I thought that this place would have got some extra traction than two votes. I could have done two votes. I would say, you know, actually Mike had probably one of his best list and that's not coming from me. I think Betty said that in the chatters box and I agree. Jeff had a good list. Tony always has a good list. I just think that. Well, you know,
Speaker: What's the next fucking category? I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to win this week and then I'm going to win this week and I'm going to get my 10th victory in a row. Oh, shut the fuck up.
Speaker: And then I'm going to make a retirement speech after that. And it's going to be heartfelt. And it's going to be sad. And it's going to be emotional. And you guys are going to cry. And then you're going to play baseball for half a season. Make a fucking movie. It's funny. And they come back next week. Did you really just make a Michael Jordan reference to me? Yeah, right I did.
Speaker: I want to okay so I want to okay so I got this week's list I do need to reach out to Jeffrey real quick hopefully he'll get back to me quick
Speaker: Oh yeah, because he's not on the show because his wife told him not to, right? You're supposed to whisper that so nobody can hear that except us. Oh, I'm sorry. Just because his wife said no. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. She said no. Yeah. Yeah, it had nothing to do with work. She just said, you didn't lick it right. So you're grounded. Oh, damn.
Speaker: Next time you'll do better Jeffrey Jeffrey
Speaker: Jeffrey was not able to be here tonight because he has meetings up until 1045 tonight. Real life. He lost out in real life. We're not going to hold that against him. Yeah. No, in all honesty, in all seriousness, he told me earlier this afternoon, he has meetings until 1045 tonight. But what you guys also have to understand is that the company he works for is based out of California. So there are three hours behind us. And he's got a job that he's going to lie on.
Speaker: Yeah, well now I also think he I also he does all 50 states which Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does. He does all 50 states
Speaker: Yeah, that could be five hours if he's talking Honolulu or whatever, you know, so yeah, so he he does. He does do all the states. He does. But, you know, he has meetings. I think he was saying he has meetings with his home office or whatever. So, again, I don't know why a corporate office is having meetings at almost eight o 'clock at night. But, you know, it is what it is. It's tax season. So I was over with, you know,
Speaker: Yeah. It's tax season. So that's, that's, that's what he told me. Uh, the other stuff are just, just Mike and I busting his balls and probably going to get myself in trouble again. It's not just me, but I'm going to be the only one that gets in trouble for these, these actions. That's why I'm the Ric Flair of this podcast. Y 'all hate me, but you love me. Oh God. This motherfucker. But anyways, now I am, I did, I did. Jordan, no, fuck Jordan.
Speaker: I will punch you in the mouth. Do you ever compare me to Michael Jordan again? I hate Michael Jordan. Fuck you, Michael Jordan. Fuck your Chicago Bulls. Are you seriously? I don't like Michael Jordan. I'm a fucking Cleveland Cavaliers fan. I hate Chicago and I hate Michael Jordan. The only one off that Chicago Bulls team that I can mildly tolerate is Scottie Pippen. Scottie Pippen was a fan. And if you were a basketball fan and if you were a basketball fan and NBA fan, you would understand why me as a Cleveland Cavaliers fan, I hate Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls.
Speaker: I'm with Betty. And it has nothing to do with LeBron James. But anyways, Tony and I touched on it Monday. That's what I was thinking was LeBron after that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Where the hell did he put it? OK. So this week's starting five, and I think this is going to be hard for all of us, except for Tony, because the guy hasn't won yet. And he seems to think he always has the craziest list of all time. I'm just lying.
Speaker: You got a present. It's a present for you. I'll close my eyes. Thank you. I appreciate you. I'm hoping. I'm open here. You know, it is what it is. But anyways, I'm trying to get past all the bullshit conversation that Jeff and I was saying. We're a wrestler of all time. It's Hulk Hogan. Who? Tony's is. Tony loves that racist Hulk Hogan.
Speaker: I don't mind Hulk Hogan. I mean, he was everybody's favorite when we was kids. Everybody loved Hulk Hogan when you were kids, man. The guy was like, say your prayers and take your vitamins. Meanwhile, I was waiting for ultimate orders to come out and kick the shit out of that goofy bastard. That's my favorite of all time.
Speaker: But this week's starting five list, I will tell you after I go for a chicken What the fuck And then he's just let me and Mr. Sleepy head, how we doing? Yeah, I'm all by myself ending for myself Tony somewhere I mean I see him but not all the lights turn on um
Speaker: Actually, that's not true, Candel. I actually like wrestling. I used to watch it when I was younger. I'm not super into it like Glick and Tony are. But I know some wrestlers. Like, Steen was my favorite wrestler. Yeah, the champ is back. Steen and Undertaker. And I also liked Stone Cold, The Rock. You know? Yeah.
Speaker: The one that I dislike, Rick Flair, just because he's a douchebag and he looks like Glick. And I know. Oh, he's nothing like Rick Flair. I know, I was just saying. Woo! Let me see your eye, the jet flag, kiss, steal it, son of a gun!
Speaker: I was not a big fan of the Edge, but I liked wrestling when it was WWF and NWO and, you know, you had to go back and get all that shit. I liked it then. I could've went with Wolfpack's music tonight since I'm in red.
Speaker: Do you smell what the rock is cooking? My favorite match of all time we talked about it before, but my favorite match of all time would still be Undertaker versus Mankind. Cage match. That was the first ever Hell in a Cell match. That's a classic right there. Yeah, that's my favorite match. This week's starting five list for Jeff.
Speaker: is the top five. I'm gonna smoke you guys on this one. What else is new? Are the top five favorite TV theme songs? I'm already done. I'm already ready. Now, now listen. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Before you, before you start
Speaker: Trying to be nice to Tony. He's got some special rules to rig it so that he would win. He's like the special needs kid in this class. Yeah. When it comes to starting five. The only rule that I have so far, and I did ask for, which I'll get to, I did ask about one other thing, and I have not heard from Jeffrey yet, which is another reason. He needs to hurry up. He's not really working. He's not really working. Because if he was working, he would have messaged me back.
Speaker: But the only the only stipulation I have from Jeffrey so far is No instrumentals. They have to have actual words lyrics So I asked him I asked him I did just ask him and I meant to ask I got sidetracked But I did ask him if cartoons were included
Speaker: Yeah, that needs so so chatter's box Or send your list now I was gonna say if you have any consideration about cartoons Hold on and I'll get that as soon as the show starts Saturday because you guys have you have until The end of the show the podcast
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Speaker: an entire season at least because I would say that's an entire season, but I would go with not like cameo cartoons. If you have more than four episodes, I would call you good. Yeah, I would say. This is y 'all's question. I would say as of right now, unless Jeff says otherwise, actually, I'm not going to say anything because I don't want to influence his decision in any way, shape or form. So hopefully I will hear back from him.
Speaker: Um, before we're done tonight, I can clarify that. I do have a question, but if you answered it quick, that would be just fine if you wanted to make a rule on that. Because I think that maybe me and Tony would be the only ones to try to do something like this. What about?
Speaker: an instrumental with a narration or speech or something. Nope. I'm glad you asked that because Jeff, Jeff said, Jeff did, Jeff did tell me. I already know his pick. Jeff did tell me why you're asking this. So it's going to kind of eliminate them. I'm glad Jeff did tell me that the A team
Speaker: would be included because there was a narrative for the A -Team. Oh, that would have been his second pick. Go ahead. Betty has a good question. You want the show with the name of the song. I would say the show.
Speaker: Yes, I would say the show too. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care about the song or who wrote it, who performed it, who sang it. And Jeff's not here to offend himself. I will make this rule. The show that the song is from. So say for instance, you do Will Smith, obviously, but this is so easy. You can say Will Smith, French, French, better.
Speaker: And everybody up here, let's be clear. I was just thinking about it, but I'm not going to answer. I'm not going to do it. I was going to say, if you didn't know the song, could you play it? Everybody would be familiar with it. But since we're on YouTube, it might be a strike. Well, that's what I was actually going to say. I was going to say, if we could just. Actually, let's not do that. We already have our enough time going along on these picks. So let's not play any music. But if you know a little bit of the song, feel free to sing. Sing a smidge of it.
Speaker: If we only did just just like a couple seconds of it because I think that's what killed us on the Ray Charles thing is because we played like a minute And we were singing and dancing along to it. I think that's what fucking killed us but because Like nothing else I've ever played music wise if I've just done it real quick Has gotten us in trouble
Speaker: Yeah, because a cop thing that you put a cop thing that you played didn't get us the music about the rapping, the rap about the cops. That didn't get us hit. That wasn't we weren't supposed to have done that song. And you played the whole damn song. I mean, it has to have moves. It has to have moves, right? It has. It has. It has to have lyrics or a narration.
Speaker: Well, because I'm thinking of some songs and I didn't think about it. You did say that. Yeah. That's hell. So I've messaged Jeff on two different platforms. I'm trying to get confirmation from him as far as cartoons go because of cartoons go. I have one pick that I want to put in there as a cartoon.
Speaker: And it's not what you're thinking. I think message me. Message me. Send it on Snap. Send it to me on Snap if you what you think it is. If you guys can pick what I'm thinking as far as cartoons go, I won't pick it if cartoons are allowed. And I'll be 100 % honest with you. I want you to have it because I'm going to have mine. Do I get two guesses? Do I get two guesses? You get one guess, Click Junior. Heidi.
Speaker: I had to try it. Holy shit. What just happened? I almost want to do 10 picks for this one. I'm not even going to lie. I almost want to do 10 picks.
Speaker: But with that being said, I'm in my apartment. What the fuck do you mean? I'm in the same spot I'm at every time we record the podcast. I'm in my bedroom where the magic happens. I learned that from MTV Cribs, because that's what they always said. There's no magic that happens in my bedroom, unless I'm a solo act, but. I just said that. No. No. Not even close. No. Really?
Speaker: Not even close. I don't think that has worked. When I hit when I hit send, I did think of another one, but I don't know if you want to play double or nothing. Well, I got double or nothing. I'll give you one more. You almost will post my files. All right. You didn't change my suit. No, keep it to yourself until Saturday, you silly son of a bitch. You make it so easy. Always try to do that. Damn. I'm going old school too, baby. Trust me. I'm going very old school.
Speaker: I need one more. After this week, it's going to be my 10th win in a row. You guys realize that? No. Fuck. No. Really? No. You are not even close, my friend. The only other one is Bumblebee. If Jeff allows cartoons, I'm going to fuck you guys up so bad with this pic, just so you know. Yeah.
Speaker: I swear to god, if it's like two friends, I'm gonna like smack this shit. If it's what? Super friends? Nah, that'd be Tony. There's no lyrics. Yeah, I hope the answer is about cartoons as well. I could do a list just on the cartoons. I could do a list just on cartoons.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, absolutely. That's why I said I'm not going to I'm not going to voice my opinion on it. I'm going to let Jeff make his make his call with without any of us voicing our opinion on it or anything like that. Oh, you were in old school, Betty. Now, I'm very curious to see what you got. That that I'm at with your list. Anyways,
Speaker: Why did everybody shut up? You were talking and your song has to have lyrics on narration and you'll be good Yeah lyrics or narration I Got old -school one in my head from the 60s the 60s I
Speaker: Okay. You want to play hardcore. All right. I'm shining respect to the instrumental with the narration, you know, from the sixties, but, um, yeah. So top five TV theme shows with lyrics.
Speaker: and or narration. Chatter's box, if you guys wanna wait until I get clarification before you send your list, feel free to. What I would say to you guys until we get a clarification. I know she has. It just came in, I didn't even look at it, I just swiped it off the screen. Is whistling, no. Is whistling lyrics? No, Andy Griffin is not lyrics, you cannot use that. There's a narration on Andy Griffin.
Speaker: That's right. Is there a narration on Andy Griffin? Yes, there's an original Andy Griffin. No, just the Andy Griffin show. Yeah, that's the end. That don't count. And we're talking about, like, Andy Griffin. They're all words. Yeah, yeah. They're all words. Yeah, but that don't count. That's reaching. Calm down, Michael Knighten kit. That's on reach. Are you trying to get, are you trying to get Knight Rider back out on that?
Speaker: Yeah, that is such a reach. That's what motherfuckers will do though, they're tired of your ass. A narration is like the A -team where it goes throughout almost the entire theme where they're talking about it, or the six billion dollar man where they're like,
Speaker: We have the technology. It's a narration. We have the technology. We have the money. We can rebuild him. We can make him better, stronger, faster. That would count. That would count. Oh, I just thought another good one has a narration. Did you realize that? What's that?
Speaker: Once again, my list is already ready. Just doing no musical stuff that takes out Mash, which I love the intro to Mash. I can listen to that all day. No, I think this list is going to be a lot tougher than we think it's going to be. Now, I've already got my number one pick. And if I can do cartoons, I've already got my number two pick. If I'm going to help everybody out, I'm going to let you know now. I had to take out the theme song, Taxi.
Speaker: There's no words. They don't have lyrics, though, do it? I know. That's why I had to take it out. Oh, really? No taxi? I was going to put up taxi. You know, that was classic shit. Oh, absolutely. Oh, I got to look at something. I had to take out Hill Street Blues. That was classic shit. There's a lot of shows. I had to take a lot of shows. I thought they were singing in Hill Street Blues. Do you understand how dope the theme song to Trapper John M .D. was? I had to take all of them shit out.
Speaker: There's a lot of songs you got to take out because you got to take out. Oh, I just I was right there on the SVU. Holy shit. I just came up with like three of them that we probably know the words and sing today.
Speaker: Well, anybody who's listening, if you would like to get your list in, get it to us by the end of the show Saturday night. Jeeves, if you want to drop a list, you guys can do so. We're going to take up to six from the chatters box. Just email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Send us your list and we'll get you into the chatters box. We'll get it all posted and Sunday it'll get all posted.
Speaker: and um you know it is what it is. You got no Simpsons don't count but uh let's take a break real quick guys. I'm with future Rama. You know what? Future Rama and neither the South Park because **** South Park. It has lyrics but come on down to sound park. Fucking. Fucking. Ooh. What is this? No, I'm not. I'm not a
Speaker: Okay. We're going to experiment again. I found a new, I found a new black top Mojo cover from their, uh, from one of their live shows for, for the break together. Yeah. America. Dad would count. I think it's got lyrics.
Speaker: Yeah, family guy. You're gonna go back to silver spoons. Silver spoons did nothing for you last time you picked silver spoons. That's why I'm still the champ. That's why this belt has been off my shoulder for nine fucking years. Starting fives. Nine in a row. This belt has not been off my shoulders for nine starting fives in a row. Nobody knows where you live. That's why. Come where I live.
Speaker: because I got my two friends, Mr. Smith and Wesson will protect me. I got some friends too. Ain't nobody afraid of your flashlight cattle prod. It's a real fall. It's a real fall. Because we could do that. I got none chucks and I got a machete. Which one you want? I got Chuck Norris.
Speaker: Fuck Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Glick before he goes to sleep. I said what I said, Chuck Norris. What are you going to do about it? Not a goddamn thing. You always say that now because he's old. You wouldn't say that back when he was getting his ass kicked by Bruce Lee. I'd say the same damn thing when he got beat up by Bruce Lee. Oh, shit. That was only in the movie. Chuck Norris hasn't. Don't have shit on him. I was going to say Bruce Lee won.
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Speaker: Not bad, baby. I'm sorry. I'm trying to go to break. Are you going to put a list in this week? Is that what that is? Uh -oh. Can a returning champ be coming back? Oh, yeah. Eleanor's in for it. You know, she competes. I know Eleanor's in, but is Jody? Are you Jody? Are you going to make a comeback?
Speaker: Are you gonna, are you gonna be one of the hall of famers that show up at the Royal Rumble? What? You don't know me, but I will get in your ass. You gotta put a list up, you know what I'm saying? Whoa, who's that out of her ass? You, you, you shut the fuck up. You need to put a list in, please. We need competition. Yeah, why you gotta be in your ass like that? I mean, shit. Oh, you know what, speaking of people, put in a list in Michael.
Speaker: Go ahead and get in your girl's ear and tell her to get back in the fucking game. Uh -oh. Yeah, I need a... You know what I'm talking about. Please. Tell her I said please. Yeah, I know. Tell her I said please. Silly ass back in the game. I know what I said. Thank you. And I really want... Are you serious? Yes. Because I got this. Tony's not even on the show anymore. Tony's been kissing me. I get it.
Speaker: We can all pick without picking the same thing that shit fucking thrills me That's one of the reasons why I'm so happy to be up here We get all picture and no two people had the same thing. Sometimes it's fucking awesome. Yeah, I'll bring y 'all asses Straight up poo -pooed on me and then let Tony get in your ass Let me teach you how to have an impact without putting your hands on anybody
Speaker: I'm going to put my hands on you. I'm going to be like a preacher. I'm going to heal you. I'm going to put my hands on you, son. No, Jesus. Feel the power of God. I'm going to put my hands. I'm going to heal you. Can I get an amen? I'll be right back. I'll heal you. I'll heal you, too, everybody. In the name of Jesus.
Speaker: The Muppets are not the Muppet babies are cartoon the Muppets were puppets. They not a cartoon the Muppet babies
Speaker: I'm not allowed to make shit anymore. We gotta go to break. We gotta break. Yeah, you're already in trouble enough and I don't think you can get out of that trouble in two weeks. I gotta get out of it. I can get out of it. I am not in trouble. I'm not in trouble. Trust me. I just got yelled at. I got scolded.
Speaker: I got finger wagged. Shut the **** up. Let me help you out. Let me help you out. You can have all the championships in the world but always remember, I do the schooling. Class is in. I'm I'm old boy from fast timer. Look, look, I can make two comparisons. You can try to school. I'll be a boy for fast times at Ridgemont High or I'll be what's his face from from the breakfast club.
Speaker: Oh, I thought you were gonna know the breakfast club the goddamn movie the job with the principal comes in and he was like Keep it up and you'll get another week. He's like, yeah and mess with the pool you get the whole Good so what and
Speaker: He had once a face for a fast time at Ridgemont High that was in summer school. Motherfucker got him and walked out of class because he was so high and he was hungry. In summer school? You can't do this. In summer school? He went and had pizza delivered. And he got away, and the teacher's like, what the fuck? This is my class. And he's like, we'll continue.
Speaker: I'll be back. Continue. I'll be back. No, this is my son. When Jason played football two years ago, this was his team shirt. So it was definitely good bears for the little community league bears here. But actually, at this point, we're not going to take a second break tonight. I don't want to disrupt what we got going on. So we're not going to take a break.
Speaker: But I did find one for Saturday night that we got a little blacktop mojo live in concert doing Eagles Hotel, California. I want to hear that. No way. Yeah. I mean, we can run it and still talk. Fuck it. That's why I hear a snippet of it. Yeah.
Speaker: This man's got a voice on him for days. This song is about the Suitsville Hotel in California.
Speaker: Come and sit on my face.
Speaker: Okay, so we're definitely we're definitely gonna play that Saturday night for our second break Don't don't look at me like that
Speaker: Like Dolph London said in Rocky IV. If he dies, he dies. You have to do it with the accent. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Jeeves, you're in a band. Are you serious? Jeeves is a musician. Can you send me some of your music and let us play it on the show? Yeah.
Speaker: We will play that shit on the show. Kind of weird. I'm a Las Vegas Raiders fan and a San Francisco Giants fan. And I'd never rep another uniform in youth sports every year. Pop Warner Raiders. Oh, wow. Yeah, because it's all about the T -shirt I got on. This is Jason's football team. Yeah. I actually assumed that earlier when I seen it. That's why I didn't even say anything about it. Because I know you're a Jets guy. Yes. Oh, Jeeves. Absolutely, Jeeves.
Speaker: Send a G. Add us on social media. If you want independent artist music, I've got a couple of ways to make music. I would love it. I would actually love it. I've reached out to people on Twitter, and nobody's stepped up to the plate. I would love it, because that would be awesome second hour break music, because we've got to keep Black Top Mojo in there. We love Black Top Mojo, but you know.
Speaker: We want to get other traction, other sounds on here too. It's not the Blacktop Mojo show. Jeeves and anybody else listening, make sure you give us, give us a follow at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Um, also, uh, join us. If you don't have the Habs app, join us, uh, download the Habs app and join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night. And then get every episode of the podcast.
Speaker: on Anchors, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcasts, anywhere and everywhere you get your podcast in the alleys from, wherever you get off listening to podcasts at. And then you can also email us at nonsensicalnonsensepodcastatgmail .com. Listen to how that flows off my tongue. Perfection! So Jeeves, hit me up for sure. I mean, let me get some of your music because I will gladly play you guys in the second hour.
Speaker: because typically the second hour is Blacktop Mojo cover songs. So, matter of fact, I'm gonna do it. Absolutely. Only if you're good. Peace out.
Speaker: Yeah, if you suck I'm gonna tell you you suck and that you should be banished and then we're all gonna go games on your ass and shame the shit out of you I don't know nothing about games the third other that one clip where they just shamed the shit out of that girl
Speaker: The biggest POS server right now all of my are you a waiter opinion shit? What's going on opinion? That's my dude. That's my homie right there What's happening? What are they a lot though? My boy
Speaker: Put us on the speakers. Put us on the speakers in the restaurant. I appreciate that we're like that entertaining that you're risking your job.
Speaker: While I got a signal at work, I tried to play the replays back, but it was wearing my date out because I don't have a strong signal on the job. Last month I figured out that at Planet Fitness, there's an app that you can download on your phone. It's like a jukebox app. So at Planet Fitness, it was one of the ads that popped up on one of the TVs. I was like, I'm about to fuck Planet Fitness up.
Speaker: I downloaded the app and everything. My Planet Fitness pulled up. I legit played like eight blacked out mojo songs in a row. And I put them in priority. So they just played. That was all I was playing over the speakers. And I was trying to figure out how to put us up there. Like if I could figure out how to put us on their speakers, I wouldn't. Every time I go to the gym, I'm still trying to figure out a way to put us on their speakers. Like I almost want to go get a part time.
Speaker: Did a podcast on the radio. I almost want to go up there and get a part -time job just so I can get a hold of their Bluetooth speaker system and just put us on the Bluetooth or put us on the speakers when I'm working. And then I'll know the hookup so when I go work out I can just throw us on it. Unbelievable.
Speaker: Hey, I'm not allowed to see, Penny already told me I'm not allowed to see his weasel, so leave his weasel out of this. He broke my heart. I even asked about his weasel when we were live together, and he just gave me a look, and I was like, my bad. I got the Penny a smile is what I got, so I know what that meant. He's like, I'll show you my weasel, but not here.
Speaker: No, I actually, to go back to the music thing, anybody who has, if you've got hookups or you got connections and, cause I've reached out to some local artists, some up and coming artists and they're like, yeah, yeah, definitely I'm down. Let me, you know, and the name never sent me anything. And I've reached out to him again. And I'm like, Hey guys, you know, like I legit want to put you on the podcast. I want to play your music. So send it to me. And then I don't hear anything back from him because I would love to support
Speaker: There's an Ohio based band here. There's a band here in Ohio That's amazing and I've reached out to them time and time again and because pops put me on to them and they just you know, they've responded once and they're like, yeah, we will send you some music and then they never respond back and It's just it's like all right. Well, you know what? I'm trying you guys are here in Ohio. I'm in Ohio. There's people that listen in Newark There are people that are fans of this show in fucking Newark. So
Speaker: Which Joker this Joker Why so
Speaker: Have you ever danced with the devil on the pale moon? That was the coldest goddamn line, man. No. Where does he get such wonderful toys? I like that. That was a good one, too. That was a good one, too. I like this shit. What the hell is Michael doing? Are you fucking taking selfies? And let me put a smile on that face of yours. Are you taking selfies in the middle of the fucking show? Can we be bastards? Put it there. We got lies on it.
Speaker: You want to see a magic trick? That shit blew my mind. That was one of the best lines of the whole damn movie. That is one word that never happens when you bring up nonsense. When you talk about nonsensical nonsense, you never use the word serious in anything we do. No. Let's be clear. No.
Speaker: I'm serious. You can't stand to look at me. Goddamn, Tony. I wish somebody would have got a screenshot of that face you just made. Wow. Speaking of the screenshot, man, I posted, I posted one of the screenshots on Instagram today. I hit it up. I saw it. I love that, man. The screenshots that Ted had got during our show, uh, Jodi's got, Jodi got a really good one that she sent to me. Uh, I'll post that as well. Um, down the road. Um,
Speaker: But uh, oh, you asshole you son of a bitch Because he ran funny as hell when he did do it Oh, oh I have some fucking lutely, you know what Glick he's another like he's done a lot of shit people don't realize Who the guy booger are on revenge of the nerds?
Speaker: He was also with Liv, he was also with Liv free or die hard. And he was Tuvok or Star Trek Voyager. Look, see, see, this is, this is, this is why the chatters box don't want Jody involved because she's just as good as I am. Oh boy. She, she, she, she comes from the throat. Look, look, look, look, I'm the type of motherfucker I'm gonna, I'm gonna step on your throat and I ain't gonna let off. I might die gas pedal and go, baby.
Speaker: All right. And she's the same way. And I'm like, I want her. I want her every week. I want her every week to submit a list. I really do. I want everybody up. Because the chatters box, the chatters box, in the chatters box, they're always so good. And I love watching them put their list in because every one of them are always so good. And that's like a really good competition right there. And that's what I want people to get in there. And I want people to follow us on social media and vote and share. You know, share it out.
Speaker: Share it out to your people. I don't care what groups you guys are following. Share it out in the groups you're following because I follow a lot of groups that are not podcast related and I post our podcast in there and we have fans. People, the admins are fans of our show. They let them in. I added to a new group. I won't say the list this week because it may or may not reflect my top five, but I have a group that I follow and I put the podcast in there.
Speaker: And it's not a lot, and I understand it's not a lot, I'm not saying it's a lot, but I had like five or six comments that said we just listened and you guys are hilarious. Tell them I said thank you. You guys are fun, you know, and it has nothing, and it's a group that has nothing at all to do with podcasts. Because you got to provide entertainment to people who are looking for something different than what you want. Well don't you have people from your school that listen to us too?
Speaker: I get in trouble every time. I get in trouble every time I post into the alumni page. But there are people from my high school, the alumni page, that do listen. But every time I post into the alumni page, some of the older, the olders, the people, they get all butt hurt and they're like, this is not entertaining and this is dirty. And I'm like, why don't you, you're fucking 100 years old, die already.
Speaker: Nobody cares about your fucking opinion at this point. You don't like it scroll on but But you know, it's just like, you know, it sucks because you know, I've talked to a couple of the admins from my alumni page and And and they're like, you know, they they like the show and they like us and they're a little bit older but they're like
Speaker: You know, they're like, hey, you know, we're just trying to not piss everybody off. And I'm like, no, I totally get that. I totally understand. You know, I said, but at the end of the day, and they've agreed with me there, you know, at the end of the day, just scroll by it. You don't have to, you know, you don't have to listen to it. You don't, nobody's making you download Spotify and making you listen to it or making you come into the lives or anything like that.
Speaker: I say grab a drink, sit back, and listen to some guys talk some shit from different demographics. Yeah. And we all are. I mean, regardless of the fact that Mike, Jeff, and I are your stereotypical bearded white guys, or as Brian calls us, the new Wyatt family, which if Jeff would have been here tonight, if Jeff would have been here tonight, I would hate to have that guy's job.
Speaker: Weird loader standing on a mountain. What the hell are you talking about? The Ricola guy? Ricola! But if Jeff would have been here tonight after I did Rocky's intro that he made for us, I was gonna play the theme song to Bray Wyatt to the Wyatt family, which I was like, Tony's the only one who's gonna get this, but I was gonna play the Wyatt family intro.
Speaker: We're here. You all need to be wary of the intro I have, if I ever win. Oh, oh. Wicked's got her listed. Listen, yeah, Wicked's in her list. Yeah. So, but, you know. Shit's getting real, Tony. Shit's getting real. Yeah, Tony's on. Oh, I'm ready. Tony's on the co -main event status. He hasn't, even though he's on the show, he still hasn't got up to the main event status. Let me be clear. The hell are you eating?
Speaker: Always being clear every time you talk you're always being clear. Let me make this let me make this let me tell you something All about audience participation Absolutely. Well, and that's what I said. That's that's why I said you that goes for you guys as well Oh Vicki got her listed. I'm not gonna look at it swiping it off the screen. Oh You gotta stop girl Jody you gotta say I'm just saying she sent me three of her picks. I
Speaker: And they're good. She's got a brain on them. That's what you want. She ain't playing. She ain't playing. That's what we want. Proper competition. And that's the thing, like her and I talk every week. And I tell her my list and this, that, and the other thing. And it's just like,
Speaker: Why are you not submitting a list every week? I want her in every week. I want her in the mix every week because she is so fucking good at this shit. What the hell are you talking about Jake? Go get, go smoke a bowl and come back. I don't know what to do sometimes. Cause sometimes, cause sometimes
Speaker: God forbid Jody ever makes it to the main event status, because sometimes she gets me questioned in my list. And you three don't even get me questioned in my list. You should be questioning yourself, that's why. I am. Nine in a row, 10 total. I ain't questioning shit, and we all just froze up. There it is. It's OK. You froze. Refresh your page. Yeah, yeah, you froze. That was all you. Jody, you froze right as you was. You're frozen. Refresh your page.
Speaker: I am. No. Are you serious right now Jason? Yeah. I can't do anything. My whole computer is locked up. I can't do anything. Can you guys still hear me? Yes. Okay. You can hear me. Oh, here we go. Oh God. Yeah. Fucking J money is literally calling me on Snapchat right now. That's why your computer froze. That's why your computer froze. Refresh your shit.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, Victoria, Betty turned hers in like 20 minutes ago. Everybody in here make a list. I'm voting on the chat box. Everybody who's listening, get your list in. Jeeves, get your list in.
Speaker: I have no control of my laptop. My laptop is completely frozen. Don't worry about it. We can still hear you. As long as you guys can hear me. Yeah, everybody who's listening, James, get your list in. Eleanor, get your list in. We can take up to six. We got Italian eyes. Pam. Jodi. All right. Jodi ain't playing. Jodi ain't playing. She's got a nice list. I want to see what you got. List one. List one. List one.
Speaker: Very nice. I didn't want a screenshot of myself. He said I wanted a screenshot of Tony being frozen stuffing oranges in his fucking face. We need to screenshot. Peña, make a list. Yeah, Peña. Make a list. Make a list, Peña. Let it be. Make a list.
Speaker: All you bots out there, make a list. We're hosted, damn it. We improvise around here. What's the what? John, John, make a list. Sadie, make a list. Stop. Don't matter what. Just make a list. Just make a list. Damn right. Don't matter what. Just make it, OK? Bada -bing, bada -boom.
Speaker: That's my... Actually, I do the same thing when I read yours, guys. Betty and Vicki. Vicki's got some good lists, so does Betty. I'm surprised Betty has a one. I actually thought she won already. I can't believe he's winning with a damn week. Coachie Poop, make a list.
Speaker: there's only there's only one you don't even know just uh you just like make a list whoever comes in make a list i don't know where click went i guess it's right i'm not even with this i'm not even about the money i'm just here to have fun with it i'm not worried about the money i want him to get the platform up um right if i was to ever ask for anything it's going to be small shit it won't be humble click
Speaker: And bigger than I thought. I think Wicked Italian Eyes is going to buy my crown peach dead one day. And I thank her for that. So once again, I want everybody to participate. This is going to shut down in a minute, since he's already dropped down. Let's see if he can get back in. But everybody up in here. We got to do a list of the top five television theme songs. Has to have lyrics included. No instrumentals. Oh, good. He is back. OK, you're back. We'll come back. That was awesome.
Speaker: well that's a list you should have submitted Victoria was top five theme songs from my television stuff holy shit we're still here yeah dude dude my computer completely shut down yeah that happens
Speaker: It like is back in my computer completely throws up. I can hear you guys. You guys can still hear me. It completely shut off, restarted. And then when it came up, it was like restore your your web pages. So I was like, yeah, fucking restore it. And then it brought up hats. I was like, holy shit. Hey, baby. Yep. So yeah, hopefully you push a button. I didn't push a button. I swear to God.
Speaker: You pushed the button. Three. I didn't push any button. Three. Calm down. Count Dracula. I told you to take the picture. I didn't push any button. It worked. It worked for the whole of your team. It worked for you. Yes.
Speaker: So hopefully, hopefully maybe when you guys were chit chatting because I can hear you guys for a minute and then everything just went silent. So hopefully we didn't lose everything and it'll be cool. Everything is still there on the, on the, when I, when I downloaded the audio, don't say names on him. What names are we not saying? I don't know. Everything's good, bro. It happened to me more than once. You're fine. Don't even worry about it. Yeah. Okay. No, it was just cool. Let me restore everything and everything came right back up. So, uh, baby, what names are we not saying?
Speaker: Jay Money, change your miz. What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, we don't take the survey. We don't answer the surveys. Leave the pubis of women's alone, Jay. Yeah. We all know you like the lady boys of Asian descent. Don't lie to us, Jay. Oh, God. Yeah, I am not getting in the middle of that. James came on here. Actually, James came on here the other night.
Speaker: We were talking about Amsterdam and Germany and this and everything. And when I was listening to the podcast today, that was actually really, that was a really cool segment when James came on here. And he was so crystal clear. He came in. So people are saying, yeah, stop saying shows you jackasses.
Speaker: Okay. We got until Saturday. I hate to be that guy because I know you guys have fun with the starting five and everything like that. But can, can we limit like putting TV show or whatever the starting five is? And I think, I think all the guys would agree with me. Don't just start spouting off craziness in the chatters box. Keep it to yourself until Saturday. Keep it to yourself until Saturday. And then even Saturday when the four of us are making our picks,
Speaker: Don't, don't, and it's not me being a dick. Usually, usually this is where I'm the bad guy, but I feel like all three, I feel like Tony, Mike and Jeff would all agree with me on this. That's one thing that, you know, when we're making our picks
Speaker: I know you guys are excited and we're excited. It's hard for me not to spout all stuff because I've got so much shit going through my head. I know it's goddamn list made. Mike's probably thinking of things. So it's hard for us to not to start just spouting shit off because I will do this shit.
Speaker: No, Jay. Well, fuck you tell me what to do, Coachy -poo. Well, first of all, it's $25. Just because you called me Harry, dude. And you know you touch my soft spot that sometimes gets hard after you touch it. Doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Coachy. Submit your fucking list, Coachy. Yeah. Jay, I mean, $25. Tony, don't worry about me, Coachy. You know who could make this as disgusting as Glick? But, um. What? Sorry, Jay.
Speaker: What did Glick do that has to do anything with Jason? Jay, Jay said he would give me 25 hours if I, if I tried to look like you for the next two weeks. And I told, I can't afford that. You already try. You already tried. That's the key word to try. I have not tried. I am me. I have always been me, but Oh, you know, you know, who I got to go, who I got to go live with for the first time last weekend on here. How?
Speaker: Oranges. Oranges? No. No, I got to go live for the first time with Elliott this weekend. Yeah, he was talking with Elliott. We had fun. He's got to send me one of those PB hats. Elliott is fun. No, we actually had a blast. We were hanging out. We were having fun. We got alarm.
Speaker: It was fun to hang out with him. Look, hey, Jay, like I said, man, I'm not getting involved in anybody's drama or anything like that. If somebody's got a problem with somebody that's between you and them, I'm not doing the drama on here anymore. Somebody comes in here and starts spouting off and acting like an asshole. I have to learn to bite my tongue. I have to learn to let it go. Let it go.
Speaker: I don't know what song that came from. Let it go. Here we go. I'm getting worked off lately, so at the end of the day, the drama is the drama that stays out of here. We don't do drama in here. We come in here, we have fun, and we laugh, and we shoot the shit. Yeah, we don't need drama. That's why we're trying to bring a certain, that's why we're trying to bring a certain someone back, Michael.
Speaker: Oh, well I said please. This motherfucker said, oh, well he's back. He turned his camera off so he could take selfies so we don't make fun of him anymore. I am not doing that, stop. Yes you are. This is what my girl was like.
Speaker: No, I don't. I don't have a standalone freezer. I shut the fuck up. Why the fuck are you answering him? We told you last week. Stop. I can't help it. Mike's a slow learner. Mike's a little bit slow. Stop sending dick pics, Michael. Exhales in the process. If you saw my dick pic, never mind.
Speaker: I ain't even. Calm down TPG. Yeah. Yeah. I'm feeling great. Oh, what's going on, Debbie? Doing good. Damn. Oh, my bad. I'm sorry. I take it back. Yeah. I don't care how you feel. I don't care how you feel Debbie. You don't even talk about us. I mean, Tony ain't the only one in the room. All right. Hi Debbie.
Speaker: Jeff Jeff's gonna shit himself this week because oh, there we go. We got jeez. Yeah, there we go That's what's up I like it. We got jeez. We got Betty. We got Vicki. We got Jodie's got her list made up Yeah, um, I'm doing great. Um We're still we're still not I still get I still get excluded. She's in me and me and Glicker the guys but that's fine. I
Speaker: I still get excluded. She asked how Tony was feeling, and then she asked how the handsome men were doing, which meant Tony and Mike. I still don't know. Wow. I mean, not that you care, but I'm doing all right. I'm totally dead, I guess. Actually, J. Don't mind the host for the show. Don't mind the guy who created all this. Is Glitzo talking? I'm done talking. I don't even know at this point. I'm just here to push buttons.
Speaker: Tony said make a list we told all of you guys to make a list Jay I Got that. No, you got it Michael nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com Fuck oh no the hell you didn't I
Speaker: That was going to be my third. No, this is all honesty. I'm a physical nonsense podcast. Oh, my God. Go. God damn it, Illinois. Shit. I got it. Don't worry about it. I got it, y 'all. Oh, damn, I feel like I spell about as good as Jeff right now. Our second our second guest, our second interview that we ever did.
Speaker: Was with the guy who went to high school. And well, the emails in the in the comments now, Eleanor, nonsensical, not. Wow. You really did fuck that up. Michael. Yeah, I did. I'm dyslexic. I have a learning disability. So Betty, thank you.
Speaker: Tony and Betty had it right. You're dyslexic. Are you really? And are you really dyslexic? Let's let's make fun of your dad. Are you really dyslexic? Are you really dyslexic? I'm really. So Jeff, and do you think you're safe from me not making fun of you for being in the special needs class? Well, I mean, what? Let's make fun of your dad mom next, since we're just making fun of you. You already have. You already made fun of my dead mom in the fact that I'm an orphan because you made me feel like shit for it.
Speaker: I'm not a fucking orphan. I'm not a fucking orphan. And I was an adult when my mom died. You really thought I was adopted. That's the thing that fucks me up more than anything. You really thought I was adopted. I thought you were Oliver Twist, man. I thought you were fucking Oliver Twist. I'm not hanging out in an orphanage. Yeah, I'm not in an orphanage.
Speaker: First and foremost, if you know anything about me, I'm not standing in front of some goofy son of a bitch going, please, sir, can I have some mo? No, I'm going to take it. I'm going to slap that son of a bitch in the mouth and I'm going to take it.
Speaker: You went to my profile, there you go. Hey, as long as you got me, Jeeves, I'll make sure we follow you back if you got me on, or got us on. Not me, it's us, I got us on. Yeah, you, me, we are no longer friends. I am severing this relationship after that fucking comment you just said. Do, a deer, a female, deer.
Speaker: Yeah, actually actually actually Michael. No, that's that's actually I didn't I never knew you were dyslexic because Mike or Jeff is too He also reads at a kindergarten level No, I did I did hooked on funny for me clearly did not work for you fucking non -sick Nonsense fucking thinking we're a possibly Jay sure you did we're not friends. Oh
Speaker: You finally learned. You have finally learned. Jake can be your friend. He insulted me. He insulted me. He said that I should look up to you. That's like the fucking insult of insults. You should look up to me. You should look up to me. I'm a great example. You're a great example of bullshit. Why are you still a great example?
Speaker: You know, one day, maybe you could have hair as glorious as mine. Maybe one day you'll have a beard as glorious as mine. You'll never have it. You'll never, you'll never have a voice. But you act like I don't have a beard at all. You act like you're talking to me when you're talking about your beard. I mean, it's OK. Why do you have fucking inches? It's a good beard. OK, first of all, you can't say inches because I can say the same thing about my pecker. I have inches, not a lot of them, but I have inches.
Speaker: two is plural and that counts I'm just saying I have inches off my beard thank you Jay you do kind of look you do kind of look like you have an honest beard no I have a mustache too and a pretty impressive one
Speaker: I would I would gladly go mustache for a mustache versus mustache against you. I mean, I mean, I made Burt Reynolds cried when he seen my mustache. You did not vapor. Yes, I did. Or Tom. I made Tom and I made Tom Selleck kill himself. Actually, I made Burt Reynolds kill himself and Tom Selleck cried. That's the truth. Those are facts. I'll send it for you. Straight facts, my homie. Straight facts, my G.
Speaker: That was straight thug and I make bullshit. That's exactly what that was. Well, I could have been like Jeff and just dropped the N word on your ass. You got it back too. He did what? He got it back too. Oh yeah, you were here for that capital part time. Fucking Jeff. Fucking Jeff was not like that. He got it back. Jeff dropped the N word. I looked at him, I said, watch yourself.
Speaker: Yeah, this motherfucker dropped it loud as hell, too, without a care of the world. I was just like, what the fuck? Tony said, watch yourself. And Jim was like, oh, shit, my man. I'm like, yeah, you're a fucking man. Jay's like, Jay's like. Yeah, Lincoln said he really did. Jody was in here for it. And there was a lot of people that were in here that heard it. I was just kind of like, I have to go over there. I'll be right back. I got my chicken.
Speaker: I'm just gonna leave you two in the room together, you know, no witnesses. No, not at all, Jay. I was just like, umm... If I was in that room, I would have went jumping Jehosaphat.
Speaker: I didn't know how to react because he said it so comfortably. Like it was just a regular normal every day. I'm like this mother like this motherfucker right here. Freeing up waiting for right. Exactly. We get like everybody like like I said it like I had certain groups of friends.
Speaker: not white, black groups of friends or POCs or whatever. But I've had groups of friends that were like, just fucking say it because you're - We don't give up. Yeah, just say it because you know you're one of us type deal. And even then I would kind of stutter and stuff. This motherfucker said it just plain as day, clear as could be, no fucks given. And I was just like, yeah, so.
Speaker: I was like, I was like, I did not say I'm the bad guy 99 % of the time, but I am not the bad guy in this situation. That was 100%.
Speaker: That was all Jeff. That is Jeffrey A .K .A. Freddie Mercury A .K .A. Nick Wish version and Nick K. That was Jeff. I mean, he immigrated to Mexico for a reason. He's the only American to immigrate to Mexico. I will put this. He did it for a reason.
Speaker: Even Americans were like, what the fuck? I will not mention any names, but I have had that conversation very recently with somebody about the real reason why Jeff went to Mexico. We will never know. He can tell us all the bullshit stories he wants, but there is a real reason why Jeff went to Mexico. Really?
Speaker: What's he pregnant? I don't know. I don't know. I don't care. Just one. I don't even want to know because I don't want to be guilty by association. People have substance. I am great of that around here. I am great. I'm going to tell that in the broadcast one day. That might be my new hashtag guilty by association. I'm notorious for that shit. You really are. You really. Well, also you put your cape on and you got to fucking save everybody.
Speaker: It's not about saving everybody. I try to decrease. You gotta save everybody. You gotta save everybody. You gotta save everybody and be the fucking hero. Goddamn, every time Tony comes on live, when there's some shit going on, Nickelback's played in the background. If everyone cared, fuck you. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: But then, if Tony don't got nobody to save, then he makes up bullshit. Whichever one of you motherfuckers want some, come and get some. Because I'm all out there. Ain't nobody got a problem with Tony. No problem with Tony. Can I drop a PSA real quick? Can I drop a PSA? This motherfucker's got such a hard on for somebody to have a problem with him. Nobody got a problem with Tony. This motherfucker. Tell him. Tell him about him. Ever since I've done the three of them, let me be clear. No names will be dropped.
Speaker: No ideas of who they are. We're talking about either. There are. Three people in particular that I was looking for that popped back up. No need to be said, period. And like I almost I almost went to that podcast and started shit with you just because. Give me this. Three people did show back up. I haven't heard anything. I haven't said anything, but I couldn't see them, but then I could.
Speaker: So the word did get out. Mm hmm. Yeah, I legit almost started shit with you in that in that broadcast. Just put folks up here. A lot of y 'all that watch this show, y 'all don't know me outside of this broadcast. And that's fine. I act up. I cut up. I fuck around with everybody. But every now and then I get in some shit. And I literally took about eight months not saying nothing. And I finally hit my head and lost my. I got your list. And I started daring people who had a problem. You lost a girl.
Speaker: and one said, one did show up. I'm gonna give him his credit. He showed up. We had it out. We couldn't see eye to eye. I'm done with it. That issue specifically. The others I could see and I'm gonna leave it alone. So as of right now, I don't have any more problems, but y 'all stick around. Cause I think I'm gonna stay up a couple more hours and play some music.
Speaker: And if you're bored, I'm notorious of just putting some music up in here and fucking people's head up with the shit that I play. I've actually gotten it. It's bad music, but it's music. Tony, Eleanor said, Tony, I'm going to need you to sit down with Tony. I'm going to need you to sit down with Tony and you guys. We need to get a talk. Talk it out about chilling and getting and everybody else's.
Speaker: Eleanor, I don't know what the hell you were just saying. I may have read that all wrong, but no, Tony does need to stay in there. No, what's wrong with your list? I haven't even seen your list. Honestly, I just, I was just saying I got it. Coach, you already pissed me off more than once. You don't even fucking know. No, we're telling Tony to stay out of other people's shit is what we're telling. What we're telling Tony. Cause Tony wants to put on a cape.
Speaker: and he wants to save every goddamn person in the world, and he doesn't need to. Because some of these motherfuckers, some of these motherfuckers too, you know, a lot of these motherfuckers live for the drama. And one person who thankfully does not come in here anymore, she lives for that fucking drama. So that's what they do. There he is. Captain Savaho, you ain't fucking wrong, Elliot. Oh, I've done that already, Eleanor.
Speaker: Yes, yes, yeah, he needs to stay out of people's bullshit. He needs to stay out of it. He stopped trying to save everybody. I've been telling Tony that since day one, since I met Tony. I know Betty. And I can't vouch for anybody else on here, but I feel like Tony knows that I'm real. And he knows I'm not gonna come at him with some bullshit. I'm gonna say what I gotta say. And if he don't like it, he don't like it. But at the end of the day, we'll be fine. We have a birthday to Bridget.
Speaker: They're looking for some real shit. You could say that it's words of wisdom, but when you take rescue classes of any kind, whether you're CPR, swift water, swimming, whatever, they tell you,
Speaker: You either are the victim where you can save them and they want to be saved and they let you be saved or victim number two where they're in such a fanatical state of fear that they fight the attacker, the rescuer and in return drown their own rescue.
Speaker: goo goo goo goo goo goo
Speaker: And when a rescuer gets in that position, they can either grab hold and hope you don't fight and take them back or knock them out like Kevin Costner did in the Coast Guard, the only Coast Guard movie that was good and save that.
Speaker: Save that victim or you let them drown. I'll drive the motherfucker before I say Wow victim can drown you and at the end of the day you can't You might not can save everyone, but you can save no one if you're drowned yourself
Speaker: And that's what any rescuer will tell you. I hadn't worn that the hard way because I'm a sucker for hard luck cases. And if I feel like there's injustice in the world, I have that superhero mentality that I just want to help everybody. But you know what?
Speaker: be helped some people don't deserve no help there's a lot of people there's a lot of people on here that live for drama and that's what they look for and that's that's that's why I mean I've told Tony like I said Tony's Tony's my dude like this that's like that's I take it how do you want to take it but Tony's my brother but I've been telling Tony for a minute now yeah and let these motherfuckers go you can't save everybody hurt people hurt people
Speaker: Broken people break people. But some people are on here just for the drama. They can play a persona. And they can play a game. But at the end of the day, if you really watch us, and this is something that I've said in the past, I don't always comment. But I'll be watching. I'm looking. I'm seeing it. And there's a lot of motherfuckers that I don't talk about. And there's a lot of motherfuckers I don't even acknowledge if they come up in this broadcast. Because I know at the end of the day, they pretend to be something that they're not. And all they want is drama.
Speaker: Coach of who we know. Yeah. So, I mean, yeah, I just. You do what you, you do what you could. You'd be a light to others and you'd be a help to others by being true to yourself and standing to your own commitment. I'll be a light, but I got a fucking match and a can of gasoline. Fuck around and find out. And, and you know what, uh, you just, my dad, my dad used to raise me one day. You'd never know who's life that you impact.
Speaker: That's true. So you don't have to be, you don't have to physically save everyone because just maybe that one, hey, you know, you, you know, hey, that one compliment, that one time you made somebody's day change their whole life. You know, and that's, that's all you ain't got to save everybody. Just a smile like you used to do this every morning. I was wondering if you were going to actually give me credit. I knew where you were going and I was actually wondering if he was going to give me credit single life female. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I never did the good mornings, but he used to do every morning. He'd go to good morning and just talk about making somebody smile because sometimes that's the best. I might not be able to bring him back by giving him stuff. Sometimes just that, hey, you're important today.
Speaker: Well, and that was the whole point and I've been struggling with that. I've been thinking about bringing it back, actually, in all honesty. You don't have to get in their business. You don't have to try to save them. As John said, you don't know what everybody's going through. Sometimes the simple smile will change somebody's day.
Speaker: They can go from Contemplating any any number of things and a simple smile can do a complete 180 and that's why I used to say that you know, I did the good morning, you know and a little goofy and I thought it was dumb but I it blew my mind how many people actually really enjoyed it and how many people had actually touched and it reached And then I would end it with share a smile Yeah
Speaker: And I used to do that, and I've been debating bringing it back because it was dumb, it was cheesy, it was corny, but you know. Yeah, just bring it back. Bring it back. Another fun fact is people that say they don't do drama are the drama. I don't do drama and I'm not the drama. Anybody that goes off and says I don't do drama, they do drama.
Speaker: You know what, I really, I truly try not to do. It's what you do with drama. I avoid drama. I will never say I don't do drama. I just avoid it. Yeah. I don't like it. I don't want to. It was possible until you had to defend yourself. Period. Exactly. Period. I don't want to deal with it. I don't want to play with it. I don't want to get into that situation. Big hairy guy. If I weren't horny, I'd think something would be so important.
Speaker: All right. Well, you know what? It's official. Uh, make sure you follow nonsensical nonsense on, uh, on, on TikTok and the good mornings are coming back every morning. Good job. Yeah. I'm really glad because, you know, there was one or two, you know, back when I was in my, uh, crying in the parking lots for days, scared to go home. You know, I'd turn on the, uh, out. That's true story back to life. You know, that's, that's how far I've come.
Speaker: You know, no, no, I've heard it for hours. You know, that's where I was when I first met Glick and some of those good mornings made made that day easier. You know, I've heard that I've heard that from a lot of people.
Speaker: And that's why, and that's why when your account got banned and you started up the other account and it took you three years to get that to a thousand. I do have a heart. You know, I was one of the only few that not only followed you on that back of account to get you back off, but also tried to get other people to follow you too.
Speaker: the good mornings you know you might be an asshole sometimes but uh 99 % of the time I am an I'm an asshole at the end of the day but I'm an asshole with a good heart I really do have a good heart and I really do because you know I know what it's like to be on the opposite end I know what it's like to be on that spectrum sitting in a parking lot crying or sitting
Speaker: Sitting at home wondering what the hell you're doing or anything like that. I've been there You don't get a paycheck everything's cut off. You have nobody else to call. You have no friends You do a damn cash advance loan, then you gotta figure out how to pay it back. I'll be here all day
Speaker: I've been there, I've been there. I've worn, I've worn every pair of them damn shoes. Take this shit that we got right here and the fact that you have motherfucker to talk with. A lot of times some people don't have nobody to talk to. That's the worst shit ever. When you have energy and nowhere to divert it is the worst shit ever. Everybody can remember.
Speaker: I've worn every single pair of shoes that you just mentioned, Tony. And that's why I started doing what I was doing. Milton, what's going on? It's good to see you in here again. You and I need to have a conversation, but Chris Sabo is my favorite Reds player of all time. Chris Sabo jersey in my closet right now. But you and I still need to have a conversation. You was close, I remember. You was close.
Speaker: actually just to show you just to show you people in good faith and good and how good I am I just hit milk with another subscribe button even though I blocked him I unblocked him I unblocked him that night self employment covid refo are you fucking serious not being funny but that's a plus I remember Eleanor Mike your computers glitch you refresh your shit
Speaker: Unfortunately, I've never had to live in a hotel, but I am scared to watch that movie. That scene with him in that bathroom stall trying to hold his son so he can go to sleep terrifies the fuck out of me. Dave, what the hell did you just say, Coachy? Something stupid. Don't mess with Dave, except she on this fucked up. You know that's dead. I don't even know what the hell that is. He tried to stop gaming. Yo, Rifo, in 9200, man, go enjoy yourself with your wife.
Speaker: Go enjoy yourself with your wife and graduate relations, but so
Speaker: I guess tomorrow I gotta bring back, on a side note, we are a little bit over, we gotta go ahead and start wrapping this bad boy up, but I guess tomorrow I gotta bring back the good mornings. So I will do it on TikTok, I will do it on, and then I will take that video and I will post it on Snapchat and I will post it on Instagram and I will post it on Facebook. It's really cheesy and really corny in my head, but I often forget how many people were affected by it.
Speaker: You need to be surprised. You don't know what's easier to come than you. Because you have to admit that you have a heart. Oh, I absolutely do. I have the biggest heart in the world. Well, then don't be scared to show it. That's real, too. I always tell people, if somebody doesn't, somebody isn't real with their feelings, they're not real with themselves. They're phony. Just because you don't show it to everybody doesn't mean you're not real with it. You got to face what you're going through. You can't hide every goddamn thing.
Speaker: No, absolutely. Well, like I said, you went on, you did one of your speed talking sessions and I always, I mean, I always, I live in the world of cheesy and corny. I say this, cheesiest things to pick up women. I do love Tony D. I done said I love, I love cheesy and corny lines just because it's funny and it makes their day. Coach, I live in that world.
Speaker: I'm not telling Coach if we're that shit, fuck y 'all. No, I mean, cheesy, cheesy is funny, you know. Oh, and if you can make anybody laugh, you know, everybody's all about the bullshit nowadays. If you just make someone laugh, make somebody smile, you change their whole perspective and life for the day. Light -hearted comedy has an effect on people who are entirely focused on business and nothing else.
Speaker: The lowdown and dirty, so people need to change over status quo. What's up, Dr. G? What's up, Dr. G? There's no wind there. Good manners. And that's beautiful. Hey, man, I know about them hood manners. I miss you, miss. Right. That's why I do the stupidest shit. Well, sometimes - Some of the funniest things I do is walking into Walmart with whatever music's playing in the parking lot as you go in. I will do the stupidest shit.
Speaker: Well, like I said, make sure you guys are following us on social media because I've been struggling with this and I've been debating it for a good while now. Uh, so it's coming back starting tomorrow. Go with it. Fuck it. Milton subscribe. Milton. Thank you. Like I said, I would like to, I would like to have a chitchat with you, Milton, but thank you. And like I said, I unblocked you at the end of that show that night and I don't know.
Speaker: Stole would like to talk to you. I'd like to have a chitchat with you, man. Not tonight, obviously, but at some point. But yeah, guys. Oh, I know about hood manners, too. Sorry, Dr. G. Yeah, I was thinking a different kind of way, you know? You said hood, man. I don't know. You said hood. He did say hood, right? I was running with him. Like, I was running with him, too. I thought that was, like, straight hood.
Speaker: I know man. I trust me. I got my I got my card. I'm a I'm a long time member. You're 100 % right. You know, being stupid. I don't I don't have it in my mouth which makes me smile. So, I'll be stupid every day. I'll be stupid every day. Doctor G. Don't try to save yourself. You're good, Doctor G. Yeah, you're good. That's good. You got it.
Speaker: So yeah, like I said, Tony, you gotta take your cape off, man. You can't save everybody. And surprisingly, outside of the silliness and the nonsense that we do in here, nonsensical nonsense, we come in and we got all kinds of craziness. But we can't get serious and we can really have a conversation at the end of the day.
Speaker: You know, and we can do, we can do serious conversations and, and hood manners, hood manners, baby. Hashtag hood manners. That's a new nonsensical nonsense hashtag. Just so you know, dr. G, get your, get your hashtag hood manners, right. But, uh, you know, we can get serious from time to time and we can, we can,
Speaker: We can, we can talk about a little bit because we've all been through shit. And like I said, Tony went on one of his, Tony. Yeah. That's what I told him that I told him that good, but the, and, and, and, and, and Milton, like I said, the, the, I got super and it's not just, it's not just at you. It's a lot of people, but the whole, I got way too drunk and said some stupid things. We got to put that, we got to put that shit to bed because that, that flies under the, that, that flies under the radar of,
Speaker: Well, baby, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to punch you in the face for the 37th time this week. You know what I mean? In all honesty, Milton, I already knew that. I had already said that. I told him to hold off for a minute, because you always come back when you do something like that. I know what's going on. And that's what I said. And anybody who uses that excuse, and I've used that excuse, and I'm speaking for myself personally, I've used that excuse more times than I can count. And it comes down to two things.
Speaker: You need to A, you need to get help and you need to get your drinking under control or B, not you and I'm not drinking this at you milk, I'm just saying in general. A, get your drinking under control, get help or B, crawl in a hole and just drink yourself to death because that's where I was personally and I made the choice to get my shit under control and I did not get help but I helped myself and I was able to fix my problem.
Speaker: You cannot use the drunk, I was drunk and blah, blah, blah as an excuse. I'm sorry, that does not fly. Nobody can ever use that as an excuse. And I'm saying that as a person who has used that as an excuse. And I'm saying that as a person who was a raging alcoholic and did things when I was drunk and thought it was okay because I was drunk, my bad. But I will tell you the fact that he does apologize afterwards, I give him credit for that.
Speaker: I apologize a billion times after this. I know. I know. I know. I know where you're coming from. But I'm going to tell you Milton, I already told you more. But what should we know? And then you come back afterwards. Well, I don't I don't know, Milton. I don't know, Milton. These are my two cents, my opinions and their assholes. But I'll give you opinion on the whole drinking thing. You know, you can always apologize for that baby you ran over because you were too drunk. But does that change the fact that that baby got ran over?
Speaker: Absolutely not. But I believe in forgiveness. I appreciate it. And I talk to Tony. And I talk to Tony. Hence the reason why I unblock Milton.
Speaker: That's the reason I sold Tony. I would like to have a conversation with him. And I'm not trying to direct this at Milton. I'm just saying as a whole, but no, you know, and thank you, John. Thank you, John. I appreciate that. Oh, right. I agree with you on that. Milton is an absolute. He is a good guy. And I've stuck up for Milton more times than I can count. I just took up for Milton against a lot of people. Everybody who was all concerned about him. And I told him about this shit more than once.
Speaker: So and I've been in lives of no And this is nothing to do with the show. This is you as a person because I've seen addictions I've seen it ruin the best of people I've lost my uncle Brian because of heroin addiction. So I understand I understand but
Speaker: But bro, if you can get help in a regular life, in a normal life, then do it. Do it. You know. But. Do you know, this is not an attack at all. Milton, I'm just saying. I'm so tired of hearing that. I'm so I'm so tired of hearing it. Oh, man, I was so drunk. You know what?
Speaker: I've been there. And I understand it. But at the end of the day, words only go so far. Actions go a million miles farther than words will ever go. And that's where that was the crossroads. That was the crossroads that I was in in my life when I said, you know what? I can't keep doing this. We're not throwing stones. We're not throwing stones, John, at all. I'm actually trying to be sincere with Milton. I will never throw a stone. Because trust me, if I throw one stone, I got
Speaker: A hundred of them coming back at me. Exactly. This is the back one. Maybe more. That's what they say. You point a finger? You point a finger at somebody? Remember, you got three more pointing back at you. This is the first time I've seen Milton since he came in with his craziness. And as I said, I'm not trying to jerk this at him. I'm just saying as a whole.
Speaker: Milton and I have never had a problem. I've stuck up for him. We've been in lives together. I enjoy hanging out with this guy. And actually at the end of the day, if I'll be a hundred percent honest with you guys, because I'm trying to end this show, but we keep going. But at the end of the day, I was more hurt than anything else when Milton came in here and said the things that he said. I was more hurt by it than, than anything else. So, you know, I lashed out because like I said, I thought Milton and I were friends. I thought,
Speaker: We were in a good place and then he kind of shocked me. He kind of threw me for a loop and you know, it is what it is, but you know, we're good. At the end of the day, Milton and I will still be good. I don't want to have a conversation where I'm going to go at him. I just want to talk to him. I just want to hang out with him. I just want to chitchat with him. You know what I mean?
Speaker: No, but no, and like I said, you know, it's not nothing to do with that. It's just, you know, as the end of the day, real boys, I can have all -out fistfight with Glick if me and him ever get to that point, and then turn around, make up, and just have a beer with them. And that's all that is. I'll punch the shit out of Mike, and then we'd have the beer together. Yeah, exactly. I'd beat the fuck out of him.
Speaker: You know, I would beat the fuck out of quick so bad Next day, you know spoon feeding is You know his his food for the next six months to help him get better because that's do you Really think you could take me in a 101 fight?
Speaker: We'll be back Saturday, 8 o 'clock Eastern. Normal three hour show, a whole bunch of more antics.
Speaker: Where the hell are you? Why are you rushing off? What the hell are you doing that you're rushing off for? I heard you say it twice and we still here. So I'm trying to help you. I know. So yeah, no, we're gonna. Yeah. Well, I was trying to get to this through this fucking ad and then I totally forgot. But now we're good. Milton, you and I are good. We'll chitchat. Milton, add me on social media. Add us on social media. Not me, but add nonsense to your nonsense. We'll chitchat. But no, we do appreciate you guys hanging out as always. It's it is what we do. This is what we do.
Speaker: We hang out. It's real talk. Tony, Mike, Jeff, we can all admit to it. We don't hold back. We say what we got to say. We do what we got to do. We can have fun. We can laugh. We can joke. We try to avoid all the bullshit because there's way too much bullshit in this fucking world. All right. Hurry up. Bernie's on. We got to go. Bernie's on. But we do appreciate you guys listening. And if you're not already, give us a follow on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tikitaki.
Speaker: Awesome. If you don't have the app already, download the HAPS app, H -A -P -P -S. Download it. It's free. Give Nonsense School Nonsense a follow. You can get in here in the chatters box. Hang out with us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night.
Speaker: You can also get every single episode of the podcast on Anchors, Spotify, Google Play, and Apple Podcasts. Basically anywhere and everywhere you get your rocks off listening to podcasts. We are there. And if you'd like to, uh, we might be getting damn close to getting our max limit on the chatters box, but if you'd like to still get it on the chatters box, top five theme TV theme songs with lyrics or narration, no instrumentals, go ahead and email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail.
Speaker: Come! And... Did I forget anything? The music. Um... Burt Starr.
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Speaker: Share our broadcast, share our lives, share our social media, share our podcasts. Just share, just tell everybody else about it. If you like what we do and you enjoy hanging out with us, just share. It's free, it's easy.
Speaker: That's that's the only thing I will ever ask you guys to do I feel bad asking for your money But I will definitely ask you guys to please share what we do because we have fun doing it We are four gentlemen from different backgrounds And we enjoy hanging out with each other we have time zones
Speaker: Different time zones, different backgrounds, different ages, and we all enjoy hanging out and being with each other. Like I said, these three gentlemen, Jeff's not here, but these three gentlemen, they are my brothers at the end of the day. I'll go to war with any one of them, and at the same time, we can hang out and be there for the good times or the bad times. Obviously, if I have a clogged lick, that's your last. He's bigger than me.
Speaker: Don't go to war with any one of these three sons of bitches because I'm bigger than all three of them and I'm a few french fries short of a happy meal at the end of the day.
Speaker: But with that being said, we appreciate y 'all hanging out. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Well, like I said, I appreciate y 'all listening. I appreciate y 'all hanging out. Milton, you and I, we can touch base. Like I said, hit me up on social media.
Speaker: You and I can touch base privately. We don't have to do this online or anything like that, but, uh, or not me, but hit us up. But, uh, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate you guys hanging out. We're going to end this the only way we know how with our guys and blacktop mojo.
Speaker: If you're not already, you can find them anywhere and everywhere. You stream music and on all social media at BlacktopMojo. The music's starting to play in the background. It's a slow burn, but it's coming. BlacktopMojo. Wicked woman! Turn it up, Blake.
Speaker: Just make it through the trees until it runs away.
Speaker: Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs, too, for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a wrench cracker pregnant with a cheese baby.
Speaker: All right, well, let me just take one of these lighters, and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray, and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back. And that'll be $13 .62. And I'm gonna have to have it jacked in, so we're in a coin shortage at the moment. Whatever, man. Okay. What's that?
Speaker: I'm sorry.
Speaker: Oh, shit, Chuck. Oh, shit, Chuck. Oh, shit, Chuck. They more enthusiasm, Tony.
Speaker: Fucking hell yeah, again that was blacked out mojo with wicked woman. If you've never heard of them, do yourself a favor. Check them out anywhere you stream music. Give them a follow on all social media. Also make sure you guys give us a follow, give us a little share of roosky. We will see you guys live. Saturday night for a brand new episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense right here on Haps at 8 p .m. Eastern Time. Michael, give it to him. Juice his motherfucker.
Speaker: Well that's not sure why. That's not mine, I'm drunk. Peace out motherfucker. Tony, let him know. Mother had ya, mother made ya, motherfuck ya. And with all those words being said, I can only leave you with one thing, and that's goodbye motherfuckers.
