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Speaker: Warning.
Speaker: The podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people.
Speaker: It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self-entitled, unintelligent, self-centered idiots.
Speaker: Attention whores, ignoramuses, dolts, clods, nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive crybabies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us.
Speaker: In one word, amateurs.
Speaker: Amateurs.
Speaker: It's Amateur Nation with Lou Santini.
Speaker: We call attention to and call out the amateurs.
Speaker: The people who are doing life wrong.
Speaker: The speed bumps of life.
Speaker: The people that are in your way every day.
Speaker: The unintelligent, obnoxious, attention-whoring, self-entitled, drama queen, victim types who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self-awareness, common sense, manners, or social skills and are disturbing the flow of the pros.
Speaker: Hi, Mom.
Speaker: Oh, hi, Lou.
Speaker: And happy birthday, Mom.
Speaker: Amateur Nation, it's not just a podcast, it's a movement.
Speaker: Now we have a show host here.
Speaker: He's a great host.
Speaker: He's a real emcee.
Speaker: Well, duh.
Speaker: Happy Easter, everybody!
Speaker: This is episode 220, getting more based with each episode.
Speaker: Fans first, shout out to Maya Queen on Instagram, who was the inspiration for this week's title when she commented on one of my posts, your show is getting more based each episode.
Speaker: You may be asking, okay Lou, while I'm smart, a pro, and incredibly good looking, what does based mean?
Speaker: Well, based basically means being yourself and not caring what others think of you.
Speaker: To carry yourself with swagger.
Speaker: Oh, that's this podcast for sure.
Speaker: And text one person this message.
Speaker: You've got to listen to this podcast and copy and paste the link to the episode you're hearing right now.
Speaker: Here is your post of the week from at Zuby Music.
Speaker: Love this guy's stuff.
Speaker: He said, a mistake most people make when dealing with members of the woke cult is attempting to engage them with logic and rational arguments.
Speaker: These people did not reach their worldview through logic, but through emotion.
Speaker: Making fun of them is infinitely more effective.
Speaker: And it's fun.
Speaker: What have I been saying?
Speaker: You can't fix stupid.
Speaker: You can't reason with people who think that, well, because I feel something, it's true and or supersedes facts, reality, and my favorites, logic and common sense.
Speaker: Here's a heads up.
Speaker: This podcast, if you are new to the show, is rich in common sense.
Speaker: So if you're an amateur listening to the show for the very first time, you might have a little headache at the end.
Speaker: Enjoying your police state, amateur nation?
Speaker: I've always believed everything can be joked about.
Speaker: But clever jokes aside, do you not see how dangerous arresting a former president for a non-crime years after the fact and way past a statute of limitations is
Speaker: is the clearest sign of corruption in our government?
Speaker: No?
Speaker: Just orange man bad, huh?
Speaker: You don't find it odd that when Clinton was president, a president I admittedly voted for back then, while he was president, lied under oath, and never was indicted?
Speaker: You don't see that we're not supposed to be looking at Eric Swalwell who slept with a Chinese spy for years?
Speaker: Adam Schiff lied in Congress.
Speaker: And while the Biden crime family has been proven to have committed treasonous acts and Hunter Biden's laptop is ignored, that seems right to you.
Speaker: I'll quote President Coloring Book.
Speaker: I can't believe I'm saying this.
Speaker: No one is above the law.
Speaker: Amateur nation, you're pathetic and un-American.
Speaker: Here's what's happening in Amateur Nation.
Speaker: Perhaps you had better start from the beginning.
Speaker: Topic number one.
Speaker: Amateur Nation is so stupid.
Speaker: How stupid is it?
Speaker: Well, you're about to hear for yourself.
Speaker: To be clear and pro, I should be sure to credit the next three audio clips were found on PragerU's Instagram feed.
Speaker: You're going to hear three different man-on-the-street interviews with all millennial participants discussing three much-discussed topics in America and then a bonus general question.
Speaker: First up, American health care.
Speaker: Think about health care in America right now.
Speaker: I think it's...
Speaker: Can I cuss in here?
Speaker: You're outside, dunce.
Speaker: Definitely important.
Speaker: You gotta have healthcare.
Speaker: You gotta have some healthcare, you feel me?
Speaker: You don't have healthcare, you don't care about yourself.
Speaker: Uh, no, professor.
Speaker: It probably means you can't afford it.
Speaker: I think it's stupid because they charge you way too much.
Speaker: It's all about money.
Speaker: Welcome to life, amateur.
Speaker: Feel free to do your job and or offer your services for free.
Speaker: I think holistic healthcare is a lot more, like, smarter.
Speaker: Slow down on all these facts and specifics, doctor.
Speaker: It's just a basic human right to have health care, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker: Like, everyone should be entitled to live a happy and healthy life.
Speaker: It's like in our bill of rights or whatever.
Speaker: A, not a right.
Speaker: B, not in the like bill of rights and stuff.
Speaker: Man, it's a mess.
Speaker: It's a mess.
Speaker: What would you do to fix it if you had the power to, let's say?
Speaker: If I had the power to?
Speaker: Oh, man.
Speaker: Universal health care is only the beginning.
Speaker: What comes after that?
Speaker: Oh, man.
Speaker: I'm really on the spot right now.
Speaker: I'm going to opt out of this, actually.
Speaker: Good plan.
Speaker: What conviction?
Speaker: Amateur nation.
Speaker: When things get tough, bail.
Speaker: Next topic.
Speaker: Transgender surgeries for underage children.
Speaker: Now, in this experiment, the PragerU interviewer creates a fake petition for a fake five-year-old who wants to transition, but his parents won't let him.
Speaker: And he's asking for signatures to support this child in their journey.
Speaker: Again, it's a fake petition, but listen to the amateurs with whom he speaks.
Speaker: He even leads their opinion, dropping hints that this is not a good thing, giving them the option to question and see the absolute abomination that this circumstance is.
Speaker: And you can guess.
Speaker: They don't even blink.
Speaker: Knee jerk reactions from Virtue Signaling Amateur Nation.
Speaker: Play the clip.
Speaker: Annie Rodriguez is a five-year-old girl of color and she wants to transition, but her bad parents won't let her.
Speaker: Would you guys mind signing a support for her?
Speaker: Sure, sure.
Speaker: Thank you.
Speaker: Little Annie Rodriguez is a five-year-old girl of color and she wants to transition and her parents aren't letting her.
Speaker: We're trying to petition support for her.
Speaker: Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker: At five, she has a right to be who she wants to be, correct?
Speaker: I agree.
Speaker: I think she knows what she is.
Speaker: Right.
Speaker: I think she's fully developed off to realize that.
Speaker: Her parents think that she can't make that kind of decision, and we think she can.
Speaker: And I think she's ready to make a decision like that.
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: Thank you.
Speaker: If you're coming up to people during a pandemic, I think you should at least be wearing a mask.
Speaker: But for little Annie Rodriguez, she's five.
Speaker: She wants to do the transition now.
Speaker: Correct.
Speaker: To a five-year-old.
Speaker: Great.
Speaker: Thank you very much.
Speaker: Thank you very much.
Speaker: Look, they don't know what they're talking about.
Speaker: And finally, the topic we've mentioned dozens of times on this podcast and is a hotbed issue everywhere in social media, is there media bias?
Speaker: Wait, especially for the final woman being interviewed.
Speaker: Do you think the mainstream media leans to one side or the other particularly?
Speaker: Like overall, do you think they... Everything's like left-leaning, you know?
Speaker: In general, I'd say it's mostly left, yeah.
Speaker: I feel like a lot of it's left-leaning, but all of it's just very biased.
Speaker: That one's going to get me in trouble, but definitely the left.
Speaker: It's skewed in a way for it to favor a more liberal agenda.
Speaker: which may preclude me from getting the entire truth of something, but I kind of accept that.
Speaker: If I'm going to be fed false information, I'd rather it be liberal than conservative.
Speaker: She accepts it.
Speaker: She's okay with not getting the entire truth.
Speaker: And what's more, she's literally saying, I'm okay with being lied to as long as it goes along with my feelings, my accepted lies, and as long as I don't have to engage critical thinking.
Speaker: She is indeed saying this.
Speaker: Don't think for one second that mainstream media doesn't know this.
Speaker: They know this.
Speaker: They know this, and they know that this is prevalent today.
Speaker: As a way of thinking in amateur nation.
Speaker: They count on it.
Speaker: They exploit it.
Speaker: And they know as long as they pander to young feelings.
Speaker: They got these humans for life.
Speaker: A woman, any person who thinks like her, will have nothing but a life of regret from bad choices and letting life wash over them, assuming they have no control over their lives, no choices, and thus nothing is their fault.
Speaker: Why do they do that for?
Speaker: Because they're stupid, that's why.
Speaker: You might be saying, well, Lou, they're young.
Speaker: That's their opinions.
Speaker: As they get older, they'll get it.
Speaker: Maybe they're not stupid, they're just naive.
Speaker: Even if they do get it, by then, it'll be too late.
Speaker: Okay, I saved the best for last.
Speaker: Let's just try some good old-fashioned trivia about America.
Speaker: Go ahead and play it.
Speaker: Do you know who the current vice president is?
Speaker: Hillary Clinton.
Speaker: Hillary Clinton.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm brainy.
Speaker: Can you name three countries in North America?
Speaker: U.S.?
Speaker: China.
Speaker: Say it one more.
Speaker: One more.
Speaker: Europe, I guess.
Speaker: No.
Speaker: Is it Europe?
Speaker: Yes, three.
Speaker: Nice.
Speaker: If it's Friday in New York City, then what day of the week is it in Mexico?
Speaker: Friday.
Speaker: Tuesday.
Speaker: And now this.
Speaker: Topic number two.
Speaker: I never get tired of being right.
Speaker: Even car manufacturers know electric vehicles suck.
Speaker: Your headline from businessinsider.com.
Speaker: Jeep's CEO doesn't think there are enough raw materials on earth to meet electric car demand.
Speaker: Fuck!
Speaker: Even in the future, nothing works!
Speaker: Here's the article.
Speaker: Stellantis' CEO doesn't think there are enough raw materials readily available to meet electric vehicle needs.
Speaker: We know that we need lithium.
Speaker: Carlos Tavares, chief executive of Stellantis, which is Jeep, Dodge, Chrysler, Ram, and a bunch more like Fiat, he said this during the automaker's first annual Freedom of Mobility Forum meeting.
Speaker: He said, we know that we are not producing as much as we need.
Speaker: Tavares said the 1.3 billion gas-powered cars on the road need to be replaced with clean mobility.
Speaker: He said that will need a lot of lithium.
Speaker: Adding, not only the lithium may not be enough, but the concentration of the mining of lithium may create other geopolitical issues.
Speaker: Well, let's get going, child slaves.
Speaker: Dig faster.
Speaker: Let's have some action.
Speaker: Let's have some asses wiggling.
Speaker: I want some perfection.
Speaker: The article continues saying that Tavares, long a skeptic of a global transition to electric vehicles, first warned of EV battery and raw material shortages hampering the industry's lofty goals on EVs in May of 2022.
Speaker: For Stellantis specifically, Tavares has said that some of the markets the company operates in just don't make sense for EV sales at the moment, citing problems like affordability and lack of infrastructure.
Speaker: Doy.
Speaker: Yeah, just those two minor things.
Speaker: Now here comes a nugget.
Speaker: Tavares said the affordability is not there because the raw materials are scarce and very expensive and I would add very volatile.
Speaker: The article continues saying access to cheaper EVs could only be delayed by these industry dynamics.
Speaker: Still, Tavares has said that the company has big plans for electrification in the next few years.
Speaker: After the U.S.'s Fiat Chrysler Automobiles and France's PSA Group merged to create Stellantis in 2021, the new company said it planned to spend more than $300
Speaker: $35.5 billion on developing an array of plug-in models through 2025.
Speaker: That sounds like a sound business model.
Speaker: You're the CEO.
Speaker: You think, ah, we don't have the resources for this.
Speaker: We don't have the infrastructure.
Speaker: People won't buy them because they're too expensive.
Speaker: You know what?
Speaker: Let's spend almost $36 billion shoving it down their throats anyway.
Speaker: But wait, there's more.
Speaker: Tesla CEO Elon Musk has emphasized just how much of a challenge getting these materials will be for EV makers.
Speaker: Others, like, remember this company that made the cover of Motor Trend for Vehicle of the Year and then had a recall of every single automobile?
Speaker: Others, like Rivian CEO RJ Scaringe, if I'm saying his name right, have been vocal about the looming shortage of not only lithium, but potentially of much-needed nickel, graphite, and cobalt.
Speaker: Even mining executives have expressed concern that demand for these materials continues to outstrip the current available supply.
Speaker: Question, where is the outrage about the damage to the environment?
Speaker: Where is the outrage for human rights as children and adult slaves mine these volatile, rare minerals?
Speaker: Oh, that's right.
Speaker: We only care about black slaves from 200 plus years ago in America.
Speaker: I wonder if the great, great, great, is that enough greats?
Speaker: Grandchildren of the battery mineral mining slaves will someday want reparations.
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Speaker: The trans terrorist Nashville shooting is topic number three.
Speaker: And it's next.
Speaker: There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15 plus years.
Speaker: A sense of entitlement.
Speaker: A constant need for attention.
Speaker: Ironically coupled with the need to be left alone.
Speaker: A desire to be treated the same as everyone else.
Speaker: Stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly.
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Speaker: The Decline of Common Sense, Manners, and Social Skills.
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Speaker: The Amateur Mission Statement.
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Speaker: The Four Stages of Being an Amateur.
Speaker: Amateur Habitats and History.
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Speaker: Hi, pros.
Speaker: Lou Santini here, host of Amateur Nation.
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Speaker: This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week.
Speaker: Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.
Speaker: Topic number three.
Speaker: Hit me!
Speaker: 28-year-old Audrey Elizabeth Hale, who believes she was male, recently went into the Covenant School in Nashville and killed three children and three adults before she was taken down by the good guys with guns.
Speaker: The only thing less shocking than the heinous criminal act itself, in my opinion, is
Speaker: was the asinine, heartless, thoughtless, careless, shameful, hurtful, insensitive, and I'll throw in purposely mean comment by White House Press Secretary Corrine Jean-Pierre when she said, Our hearts go out to the trans community as they are under attack right now.
Speaker: With total respect to the innocent victims.
Speaker: The bigger picture.
Speaker: Since she's a transgendered female, why no mention of that in mainstream media?
Speaker: Answer.
Speaker: Because if they admit that she's a biological woman, then they have to admit that they know what a woman is and can't push the toxic masculinity narrative.
Speaker: Just mention the guns.
Speaker: Not the mental health issues of the transgendered person, especially the ones who are simply suckered into being trendy.
Speaker: Someone recently posted a photo of a person, and I can't tell their sex because they bravely are wearing a baseball cap, a hoodie, mirrored sunglasses, and a mask while wearing a shirt that says, Trans Rights or Else.
Speaker: And it has pictures of a shotgun and an AR-15.
Speaker: A, I thought amateur nation was against guns.
Speaker: B, so killing with guns for your beliefs is okay if you really feel it.
Speaker: And C, and this is the biggest one, what rights exactly do trans people not have?
Speaker: Well, we're waiting.
Speaker: They can vote.
Speaker: They can drive.
Speaker: They can work.
Speaker: They can get loans.
Speaker: They're not discriminated against in any way.
Speaker: They can buy a home, rent a car, rent a house, rent an apartment.
Speaker: What, because people make fun?
Speaker: Because people don't agree with their lifestyle?
Speaker: Because they won't go along with their mental illness?
Speaker: Won't vocalize their precious pronouns?
Speaker: No, what the trendy trans people want is special acknowledgement, special privileges, and the recognition that they invented a new gender and or genders.
Speaker: And now they're throwing illegal, violent temper tantrums and fits about it.
Speaker: Not going to happen.
Speaker: They can put it in kids' books all they want.
Speaker: You can make all the cartoons all you want.
Speaker: They can post their little TikTok videos all they want.
Speaker: Won't happen.
Speaker: Why?
Speaker: Because of your favorite god, amateur nation, science.
Speaker: The human brain is fiendishly complex.
Speaker: It's all neurons and electricity and mushy parts.
Speaker: In other t-shirt news, on Amazon, I see a shirt that is written in rainbow script, of course, and it says, there are more than two genders.
Speaker: with 12 of them showcased with varying symbols.
Speaker: Here's the best part.
Speaker: It reads, fit type, men.
Speaker: And it comes in men's sizes only.
Speaker: But back to the tragedy in Nashville.
Speaker: Here comes the ever-important Hollywood opinion, starting with Josh Gad.
Speaker: Who?
Speaker: Exactly.
Speaker: He did a voice on Disney's Frozen, so of course this child grooming company has to apply pressure to the mediocre talent types like Josh Gad, who sold their souls to Hollywood.
Speaker: Josh Gad's net worth?
Speaker: $14 million.
Speaker: We live in a world where Josh Gad is worth $14 million, and I bet 80% of America couldn't pick this Jack Black wannabe in a lineup.
Speaker: in an effort to stave off a lifetime of wedgies.
Speaker: This genius said the mass shooting was the Republican Party's fault.
Speaker: Apparently, no one has self-responsibility anymore.
Speaker: Here comes one of the dumbest and frankly insensitive statements to a tragedy in a long time.
Speaker: He said the GOP have decided that guns are more important than kids.
Speaker: They have decided it is okay to let kids die.
Speaker: Yes, I think you're stupid.
Speaker: I think you're an asshole.
Speaker: That deserved back-to-back drops.
Speaker: Okay, one more.
Speaker: You are a shithead.
Speaker: Since we're now blaming inanimate objects for crime, we now shall blame cars for killing other motorists and pedestrians, knives for stabbing people.
Speaker: Josh Gad doubled down.
Speaker: There are no two ways to look at this situation.
Speaker: Oh, well, discussion over.
Speaker: Josh Gad has spoken.
Speaker: Funny how he left out the part where this murdering amateur left behind a manifesto.
Speaker: Why won't mainstream media release it?
Speaker: Must be something in that that hurts the trans narrative.
Speaker: You see, pros aren't afraid of the truth, even when it hurts.
Speaker: Guns are not the problem, of course.
Speaker: Rampant mental illness is.
Speaker: If you honestly think that if guns magically disappeared, then the violently mentally ill people wouldn't find another way to assault innocent people, then you're stupider than you look.
Speaker: And sound.
Speaker: Yes, but it wouldn't be as easy to kill people with the pull of a trigger.
Speaker: Right, and it wouldn't be as easy to put them down when they still commit a violent act.
Speaker: Oh, but we could use other ways to restrain them.
Speaker: Right.
Speaker: Help the poor oppressed criminal.
Speaker: They're so misunderstood.
Speaker: while the cops would be the only ones with guns.
Speaker: Ah, and criminals would never get their hands on illegal guns.
Speaker: Besides, I thought you wanted to defund the police.
Speaker: Wait until Mr. Celebrity Status needs security on his privileged walk on the red carpet.
Speaker: You see, this short-sightedness blathered by sheltered, privileged, wealthy, uneducated nobodies is also a problem.
Speaker: Yes, he does have a right to his opinion and speak out and reveal his ignorance and stupidity.
Speaker: I'm glad Gad did.
Speaker: Now I can add this amateur to the boycott list.
Speaker: The best part, of course, is pro-nation's take.
Speaker: Let's start with Candace Owens.
Speaker: I would start with the fact that we now celebrate clinical insanity while we admonish normalcy.
Speaker: People are aspiring to mental illness because they receive attention and oft times awarded for perversity.
Speaker: Matt Walsh.
Speaker: He said, it's a shame that we so often overuse the term hero because that body cam footage shows what true heroism looks like.
Speaker: Those officers ran right into the sound of the gunfire without hesitation.
Speaker: Absolutely awe-inspiring.
Speaker: This post from Point Blank America.
Speaker: We defend our president with guns.
Speaker: We defend our celebrities, like Josh Gad, with guns.
Speaker: We defend our banks, our courts, our jewelry stores, sporting events, and music festivals with guns.
Speaker: We defend our children with a sign that reads, this is a gun-free zone, and then call someone with a gun to come and help in an emergency.
Speaker: Did you hear that, Josh Gad?
Speaker: And one of my favorites, D.C.
Speaker: Drano, said this, just remember, when a trans terrorist started killing kids at a Christian school, nobody called a social worker or a feminist to save the day.
Speaker: They called in some toxic masculinity with AR-15s.
Speaker: And finally, forget whether you believe in the Bible or not.
Speaker: Here's a verse of common sense.
Speaker: The foundation of this show, as Charlie Prio posted on Facebook, a rock in bad hands killed Abel.
Speaker: A rock in good hands killed Goliath.
Speaker: It's not about the rock.
Speaker: Well, that's not in the Bible, but it should be.
Speaker: Well, I'm paraphrasing.
Speaker: Okay, little snack-sized tidbits, bite-sized morsels.
Speaker: This is a la carte.
Speaker: 10 things not to say when someone says I love you for the first time.
Speaker: No shit.
Speaker: What do you want?
Speaker: No you don't.
Speaker: Give me one good reason why.
Speaker: Well, that's your opinion.
Speaker: Once again, 10 things not to say when someone says I love you for the first time.
Speaker: Number six, wrong.
Speaker: Number seven, so do a lot of people.
Speaker: Number eight, and number nine, are you still here?
Speaker: And number 10, oh, goody.
Speaker: Bill Gates is pushing for 3D printed meat and it's literally the same thing as the EV hoax.
Speaker: I said it.
Speaker: EVs are being pushed because climate change.
Speaker: All of a sudden overpopulation and cows are public enemy number one.
Speaker: What do these hoaxes have in common?
Speaker: Creating a false panic in an effort to force you to buy EVs and eat disgusting artificial meat.
Speaker: This isn't about saving the planet.
Speaker: It's about hoarding for the uber rich, killing off the scum and making money off the remaining scum.
Speaker: Cow farts are killing the planet, but what about the pollution created at the manufacturing plants that will create the machines that will make the fake meat?
Speaker: And you can bet your ass the fake meat will all of a sudden be tainted and illness and death will follow.
Speaker: Nature always wins.
Speaker: Yay, plants.
Speaker: Why don't we hear any male professional athletes saying that it's okay for trans men to compete against women in sports?
Speaker: Answer, because they know it's wrong.
Speaker: But ironically, they have no balls.
Speaker: Where's Michael Phelps speaking out against Leah Thomas?
Speaker: And since there is no difference between men and women anymore, where are the women transitioning to men to compete in men's sports?
Speaker: Liberals are such amateurs that Scientologists are saying, well, at least we're not that.
Speaker: How about this quote from Lord Anthony Keebler L. Fauci?
Speaker: They're Republicans.
Speaker: They don't like being told what to do.
Speaker: We need to break that.
Speaker: Finally, this asshole said something factual.
Speaker: The downside is, by definition, you're admitting that Democrats like being told what to do.
Speaker: But sadly, that's also factual.
Speaker: Now, take a big step back and literally fuck your own face!
Speaker: $40 million.
Speaker: $40 million.
Speaker: That's what Chris Rock got paid for his lackluster performance on Netflix.
Speaker: You can't tell me that was even a $1 million effort.
Speaker: I understand he's getting paid for it to be seen all over the world in perpetuity, but $40 million for that performance?
Speaker: One performance?
Speaker: This is how Hollywood ensnares people and destroys their souls and values.
Speaker: I'll admit, Chris Rock is 40 times funnier than me.
Speaker: Thus, my new rate for one hour of stand-up comedy is $1 million.
Speaker: NASA released an audio clip of a supermassive black hole located 250 million light years away, as opposed to those regular sized black holes about a million light years away.
Speaker: Go ahead and play the audio.
Speaker: Here it comes.
Speaker: I'm sorry.
Speaker: That was just audio from my ex-girlfriend, Sol.
Speaker: I guess we're assuming that this whole black hole audio thing is real.
Speaker: It's a bajillion, hillion light years away.
Speaker: We'll take your word for it, science, from the people who brought you COVID and COVID treatments.
Speaker: Science isn't an exact science.
Speaker: Here's a conversation that has never and will never happen.
Speaker: You see your friend Bill.
Speaker: He's crying.
Speaker: Hey, man, what's the matter, Bill?
Speaker: I'm pregnant.
Speaker: How did this happen?
Speaker: I have no idea.
Speaker: Bill, I have some good news.
Speaker: Ah, thank the Lord that there are three things that I can find every week that are done right.
Speaker: These are three pro things.
Speaker: Number one.
Speaker: This podcast, if you haven't figured it out by now, thrives on, seeks, lives by, and preaches common sense because it's the easiest thing to remember and live by.
Speaker: As I've said before in this show many times, common sense is what we have when we don't need science.
Speaker: Common sense supersedes feelings.
Speaker: And common sense is almost always backed up by facts.
Speaker: This 100% common sense repost from Sherry Brown Bettinger on Instagram.
Speaker: Things that make no sense in 2022.
Speaker: Black lives matter.
Speaker: except in the womb.
Speaker: Women's rights are human rights, but no one, not one person can define what a woman actually is.
Speaker: We are told to trust the science, but denied basic biology.
Speaker: Number two.
Speaker: From the must-see documentary Uncle Tom 2, this gentleman by the name of Vadi Bacham, I hope I'm saying his name correctly, Bacham, B-A-U-C-H-A-M, described in his bio as a pastor, professor, author, husband, father, and grandfather, and a proud American currently living, learning, and serving in Lusaka, Zambia.
Speaker: That last part is important because he's an American living in an African country, and thus...
Speaker: There have been several iterations.
Speaker: Colored, Negro, Black, Afro-American.
Speaker: We have to define ourselves as groups.
Speaker: We have to hyphenize ourselves.
Speaker: The African-American one is just horrible.
Speaker: We're inconsistent with it.
Speaker: For example, if somebody comes from Morocco or from Libya, we don't call them an African-American.
Speaker: We're only talking about people from Sub-Saharan Africa.
Speaker: Okay, fine.
Speaker: Charlize Theron is South African.
Speaker: No, because she's white, but she's from Africa.
Speaker: Yeah, but her ancestors are not
Speaker: Number three.
Speaker: This post from Nashville Tea Party on Instagram.
Speaker: There are 459 potential crimes documented in the Biden laptop.
Speaker: 140 business crimes, 191 sexual crimes, and 128 narcotics crimes.
Speaker: Yet the media has ignored it, and the FBI has done little more than conceal the evidence behind the veil of an active investigation.
Speaker: Hashtag two-tier justice system.
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Speaker: That is drybarcomedy.com slash L-O-U-S.
Speaker: No amateurs tea if you contribute to the show.
Speaker: Lou at lou santini.com.
Speaker: Amateur Nation is not just a podcast.
Speaker: It's a movement.
Speaker: Remember, amateurs, we see you.
Speaker: You're not at home.
Speaker: Don't do life wrong.
Speaker: Go pro.
Speaker: Happy Easter, everybody.
Speaker: Don't be an amateur.
Speaker: For Amateur Nation, I'm Lou Santini, and this has been a big major production.
Speaker: If I'm going to be fed false information, I'd rather it be liberal than, like, conservative.
