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Speaker: A new Advil ad campaign claims that pain is racist.
Speaker: Pain bias.
Speaker: The new thing amateur nation made up.
Speaker: I mean, discovered.
Speaker: To truly relieve pain, we need to put an end to systemic pain bias.
Speaker: And to believe black people when they say they're in pain.
Speaker: Okay, bye.
Speaker: Stop making noise.
Speaker: I don't know how black people even get through the day.
Speaker: You're waking up to Aunt Jemima at your breakfast table mocking you.
Speaker: That gives you a headache, leaving you with pain bias.
Speaker: And that's before you're even out the door because you have to be on time.
Speaker: Remember?
Speaker: Being on time is racist.
Speaker: If there ever was a vicious cycle where socialism causes the problem and sells the cure to the problem, while at the same time perpetuating their disdain for black people by keeping them negative towards
Speaker: 24-7, this is it.
Speaker: Believe my pain, if there ever was a motto for pro nation when it comes to amateur nation stupidity, that's it.
