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Speaker: Chisel, Nick, that's a goddamn comedian. Chisel, Chisel, Dick, I have no idea, bro. How many hockey players have American names? What team? What team? I was going to say Stamp Coast, but Stamp Coast. No, it is something, Nick. It's something, Nick. It's something, Nick. It's something, Nick. It's good, Lord.
Speaker: Jeff Scott, wait to me letters in your names. His name is conflict. Holy shit. It's, it's Andre or hold on. Thank you. Got shit on me. I'll get in his goal every time. Was he rushing? He's something. Are you talking about talking about sneaking one pass to goalie and getting fucked up?
Speaker: Yeah, you're putting your pull -out name. Yeah, you don't have any kids. You don't understand. Because my pull -out game is actually solid. No, because you fucked it. It's solid, Stan. You got problems. I'm sorry. It's been solid since we started. You don't have to have a pull -out game when you're raping dudes. Oh, my God. Jesus, Jeff. Jeff, you're doing too much.
Speaker: I think Stan chloroform that guy Saturday night. That's why he wasn't with that rack. I use. I don't use Lufus. I only chloroform. Kevin has my phone. That would be instead ladies and gentlemen. I think it's time for another break. And on that note, we cue the music. Hi, Tony.
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Speaker: Well, like, I have any music for this conversation. I'll have your nose in a second. No, you won't. You know what? You know what? Just because you got the master beat doesn't mean you won't see anything on me. You know what? Shout out to all the men who have weak pullout games. This song goes out to you. We'll be back in a few minutes. How much is your sound support? Please enjoy a little at the movie.
Speaker: It's zero by the way and this is we know this when you stay stay in the house so it stays that way. You ain't fooling nobody. Hey, I was born a knife but what last night sir? All you men with no pullout game. All I have to say to you is this. Oh from this. Enjoy this song.
Speaker: The last generation, the last
Speaker: Still nothing else remains We don't need another hero We don't need another way home All we want is life beyond Thunderdome
Speaker: I'm gonna die
Speaker: That's a good song. By Stan. Yeah, I guess. Jesus. God damn. Is it just me or does the guitarist in that song over that band at the movies look like
Speaker: you know, Patrick Swayze's brother who got the afterbirth. Like, seriously, for real. Like, we all know how gorgeous Patrick Swayze was. Yeah. And we all know Patrick Swayze's brother. What happened? I, I, I have, I wish I had an answer for you. They, I mean,
Speaker: My guy just like fell out of the bugly tree and Patrick kicked his face the entire way down as he was bouncing off of branches. Yeah, I'm back. I can hear you now. Okay. I got something for you, boys. Well, hold on. Shut up, Jeff.
Speaker: Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense podcast or as they say in the Middle East, not saying I see. Here in my. We got Tony D in the building, Tony 3D, Tony Dickham down the three stacks.
Speaker: this motherfucker with I would have to start. I would do a whole ass intro just for this motherfucker with all his AKA's. Alright. Tony D AKA, Tony 3D, Tony AKA, Tony Dickelm down. You do it, Lisa. How you doing? We gotta stand down Dale in the building. Stand 40. We got Jeffers. AKA. You can catch me at the preschool so I can train them young.
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Speaker: don't forget to go to the live as well. We appreciate that. Love you lots of Lisa. Good seeing you again. Don't be a stranger. That's right. That man, David Slick. He's just one. First and foremost,
Speaker: Yeah, there you go. Well, you know, when I was dating, I used to play Jenga on the first date so that the girls would know my pull -out game was strong. Is that a push -out game? So, stay in your attention. I can't see your comment. Anything?
Speaker: So, so basically you'd play Jenga together and and when it was I push people you just you just kick the whole **** thing over. I ain't pulling **** out. You see what I was going to do is **** this game.
Speaker: Duh. Duh. Get that right off the river. I ain't trying to have no babies. And if they say, oh, we're a condom, or, oh, don't worry about it on my birth control. Or they say, I'm fixed. I'm like, all right, I'm in there. Just as nasty. Clip this shit out.
Speaker: Maybe the cleanest thing you could have Another row with a good old -fashioned cream pie and you know, no, it's the cream clean picture. That's soap You can tell the bitch didn't use fabric softener fuck that
Speaker: Definitely did not snort water. Smart water. Smart water. Smart water. Smart water. Smart water. You wouldn't be here with me right now. I'll give you some of that body armor water. That's my shit though. A lot of body armor and
Speaker: or whatever the hell it's called and uh this this is off the chain everybody's drinking that mess now man I do it it's good but it it it it it tears up my acid reflux but I do love me so much it's an nonsensical fan Stan you know you're a part of the show now you're affiliated yeah yeah but I'm not into my associate
Speaker: Tony D, let him know one time. Jeff already said it, but go ahead and let him know because my man Tony D is the number one suspect, number one offender of that one, guilty by association.
Speaker: If I discriminated based on who people hung around, I wouldn't talk to nobody on the show. People, you know, I learned something this week, Jeffrey, and I'm speaking with Jeffrey because, you know, no disrespect, and still new here. Tony D's been around for a hot minute, but Jeffrey, I learned something this week. I'm knowing that there is people out there that don't like us and don't even know who you are, have never even listened to a single second of our show and they don't like us.
Speaker: I learned that this week. They read reviews. We don't have reviews. We don't allow reviews. We turn the reviews off. I learned that this week, Jeffrey. Who are they? Let me know who they are. And I said, and I said, Oh,
Speaker: You know, I have, I don't think they are. I'll send them dick pics all day long. I have a mom. Just random selfies of me. Click pics. Oh, you bitches were mad about dick pics. Wait till you - Oh, you thought you hit me then? I'm like, I know. Just me.
Speaker: Oh, here's a good picket, Pete. Here's a good picket, Pete. Throwing water on you. Here's fireman, Glick. Save him! I'm not, you're the only seaman in the room, Jeff. Damn. Dude, my GBA was way higher than my GPA. I can tell you that right now.
Speaker: Your GBA score just really skyrocketed, but you joined our team. That's the first hour, says anything. Tony, you should be thankful you were here for the first hour because you don't have to stand trial. I had to bring Jason back from practice. I was picking up something to eat. I said I'm going to tell you that when I got home, I was exhausted.
Speaker: we're going to retire stand down and it's going to be stand trial now. He just showed us his show is off the charts. What was that chart? Guilty by association chart. What chart was it? It was an excellent question. Shows your guilt. That's adorable. Or you're on the show.
Speaker: No, trust me. Trust me. If anything, Stan joining us will help his reputation because I've met all the people in Tampa that stay there. Oh, yeah. These four people that are watching him fucking love me for sure. I mean, it's one more people in TKHS ever had. You ain't wrong about that.
Speaker: Hey, these are real people. They're not bots. Yeah, it's four more people. Yeah. Well, it's it's four more people than happy hour has. Oh, shots fired. Oh, and he ended up behind him. No happy talk. Yeah. I think happy and Josh should get a show. I want to bring him on the show so bad. I want to send him to everybody be like, Hey, you want to come on my show, dude?
Speaker: But I know that the entire time that he's here, I would just absolutely He pisses me off so much that I would just absolutely when we had him on the show before I realized he was a douche Yeah, I would just absolutely fucking shit on him Well, that's what the shirt was but yeah, yeah, but how is that any different than any other show? What's that we should know Why would you ask him this?
Speaker: Because you know he's in his bathroom. Yeah. That's all I need to know if you turn the camera off. I want to thank him. Shit. I mean, he is his office. I can turn it on, Tony, but my camera doesn't do that much. Yeah, he's taking a shit. He was like, I can turn it on. What? No. No, I stand it up. Stand up with me. That's weird. Damn, your in -house bathroom is a porta potty? What the fuck?
Speaker: Don't judge motherfuckers. You keep making those noises, Stan might confuse it for a snore, and then you know what's gonna happen. You wish you had a bathroom in your office. I do have a bathroom. You wish you had a bathroom. Jeff, we don't live in a bathroom. You wish your office was a bathroom. Jeff, I actually could do what you're doing. I just choose not to.
Speaker: Yeah, Tony's got probably the biggest house out of all of us. Oh, I don't doubt it. Is it triple wide? We don't withstand the weather. Wow. Wow. Hey, Tony's got four apartments in the projects.
Speaker: He combined it into one house. Yeah, he just knocked down some wall. I do love your crown molding, though, Tony. Tony's got a house, but I already know, as a construction guy, I already know Tony lives in the suburbs in a development with four different styles of houses, maybe five. More to four.
Speaker: But I could almost in my head without, and I'm not, this is not me shitting on you, Tony, this is just me being. Yeah, as a guy who built houses and built subdivisions. Subdevelopments, right? Subdevelopments. Jeff's preference of women are subdeveloped. I'm so sorry to know, man, it's great. Ouch.
Speaker: But as a guy who built houses and subdivisions, I can kind of in my head almost picture Tony's house naked from the outside. Well, no, I don't have to picture Tony naked because I've got pictures that he sent me.
Speaker: That's what he sends instead of love. Yeah. He's like, I will tell you, I love you, but here, check this out. It's just a picture like this.
Speaker: Oh yeah. He's transitioning. Tony D dick pics. That's what Tony D dick pics look like when he sends something to women. I didn't see what you did and I probably do it again.
Speaker: I've never, so there's a question and I already know the answer. This is a dick pic from Tony. Yeah, it's a dick pic. Every time I'm doing it, he turns away. So I already know the answer. So Jeff, you don't have to answer this question. I already know the answer. Go ahead. But the other three, the other two gentlemen in the room, I use gentlemen very loosely, much like Stan's roommate's butthole is loose.
Speaker: Come on, bro, they can hear you. Stupid. Like I said, milk dudes. It's a box with ponies. I'm not judging anybody. I'm just asking a question here. Yeah, good. What's your very other answer for you so you don't have to answer? Have you guys ever sent dick pics? Requested? Yeah, come selfies.
Speaker: Trust me, Stan, I've seen plenty of your dick pics. You mean selfies? But no, like seriously. I don't have the right editing software to do that. I put it next to the Barbie credit card so it looks massive.
Speaker: I've tried every angle, bro. I've had the dog take pictures and start giving that fricking low end. It doesn't work. That's called a B -O -V. B -O -V. B -O -G. No wonder you at least got divorced. Your dog is talented. You didn't need the list. You're the dog. This was a talented dog. Your question is if
Speaker: I'm just curious. It's a simple question. Have you ever sent a dick pic? Yeah, have you ever sent a dick pic? And it's not nothing weird or gay or anything like that. I haven't, because I think it's, I don't know, a little tasteless. I agree. I'm with you, Seth. I've sent, but only to listen. Only to who? So listen to it, as somebody asked for it. But it was Chris. So, you know, what are you going to do? I didn't ask for it, Jeff.
Speaker: That's what I said. I said, I said, I said, I said, do not send me a dick pic and you're like, Hey, I see what you're doing. Send me dick pic. Yeah, Jeff. Nicky said there will be no dick pics. So he just sent you one of the ones he asked for. Well, Chris would have to have a dick first. Jeff thought I was using reverse.
Speaker: Jeff thought I was running around with apology. And then one night, my phone could have been used as a sex boy on a porn shoot because he was just sending them. Check out this angle. Check out this angle. How do you like this angle? What do you think about it? I told you, I'm starting an old man, and I need comments. I need perspective. I divorced you because I wasn't impressed by it. I know what it looks like. You better pull out. I don't know which ones I should upload or not.
Speaker: I see 100. So, you're saying there's a chance. Really? No, I, I, I, I will, I will, myself personally, I've only,
Speaker: I agree. It's just a weird concept. Shut up, Jeff. No, I'm serious. Jeff, you have a whole ass phone. I'll put you back on the list. Calm down, sir. What, baby?
Speaker: I agree. That's right. You just found a dinner conversation in this. Hell yeah. Jeff's dick is disgusting. Well, Jeff and I were married years ago. He was my first wife. It was 10 episodes ago. No, it was 25 years ago. Notice Jeff. Stan, I just want you to notice something. I said that Jeff was my first wife.
Speaker: And there was no argument. There was no dispute. There was no, so we know. We've always said it. You were my wife. I was your wife. And so same difference. No, you were my wife. I was the husband. Well, every day. You called me daddy. No, no, it's not gay. I'm just catching comments. Because you couldn't reach anything on the top shelf of the refrigerator.
Speaker: He was like, you just need a minute. Hey, son. Take me to bed. It was me forever. So, Tony, how you doing, man? Better than this ****
Speaker: You know why we do this? We do this. We don't know. Because it makes Tony so goddamn uncomfortable. He can't 100%. Tony D. What's on your mind, man? What's, what's, what's percolating? What's going on in the percolator? Percolated. Come on, Tony. I know you know it. Come on, Tony. I know you know it. I know you know it. Remember going on in my world.
Speaker: hold myself up for a time. You didn't have to come on here tonight. I said you didn't have to come on here tonight. I don't come on. You'd be like, I don't know where he is. I don't know what he's doing. I did not. You probably didn't do it tonight. You probably didn't do it tonight.
Speaker: I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick.
Speaker: You heard me. I'm not falling for your setup. It's all about his fault. He's finally learned it. I didn't even have it. He's holding me back. Good. It's good. Told you I'm so good at the one and them. Now they have three. Chris kept sending me pictures like this.
Speaker: Jeff, your wife is home. Will you cut this gay shit out, please? Hey, pet your daisy. That's a sexy son of a bitch. Don't be jealous. I'm not. Listen to YouTube motherfucker. It's mad it's not aimed at you. Listen to YouTube motherfucker. I'm glad I live by myself. All I'm saying is, Jeff, you and I keep talking to each other, but Stan's the one missing his two front teeth. You know what that's going to feel like?
Speaker: You have no idea. You know, you know, my head, you know, my hands are big, Jeff. I can cover his mouth. He'll snore twice. I promise you. I feel like I can fit one of your fingers in that gap right there. That's all we need, baby. That's all we need. Man, I'm just playing, Kyle.
Speaker: When we all get sent to get most days, they'll be holding both of our pockets. You see that gap? That's our gap. Don't you look at that gap. That's our gap. Listen here. Oh, it's so much a lot.
Speaker: Oh, wait a minute. Can you still see it? Can you still see it? I've got the wettest laptop in town. Every time I say something, I spit on it. Spam, grab this. You should see what I can fit in there. I got him again!
Speaker: That meme even says, hold my pocket. Sounds like you got him. Sounds like you got him.
Speaker: Yeah, that was funny. I just spit that out.
Speaker: Oh, I'm two for two, boy. I'm two for two. Yeah, you are. Don't worry, Tony. Don't worry, Tony. I got you. Tony's face is priceless. I put G like came to my mouth at Halloween. Fuck yo. Jeff, all the motherfuckers I know says, here come the nosies. Take a team. Take a team.
Speaker: I'm not Dabber, I'm Gabber. Y 'all get that shit right. I'm all for the covers of the doors. It's ticker teeth. I had to spit that out, Jeff. Oh my God, dude. I do that every time I talk. I know. I'm trying to leave the moment. I spin it up. Don't spit, it's rude. Wow. Oh no, it's smaller. Yeah, you're smaller, all right.
Speaker: Ain't no spitting in this guy. It's the reverse meme. We got together, we have a full set.
Speaker: I have a mirror, right? Like I can see this shit, right? You know, I think I can, I think I can do it now. I think I can speak for
Speaker: That's the most politically true toothbrush I've ever seen I'm gonna do the new book commercials for the gap
Speaker: As I said, we have our very own Florida man on the show now. You know, I got a little bit love for this guy. We talked about doing this together for, we talked about doing it together for years.
Speaker: That is my new profile pic on Facebook. Nice. Yes. Stan. Stan, when you get back on the show, you have to wear a roll. You have to wear a roll. Stan. Oh, I'm going to wear my Invisalign next time. I put my teeth in next time. Fucking hell. Yeah, scotch teeth. I hate these guys. We'll go to the club, Stan. Be right back.
Speaker: The only difference between you hating us and everybody else hating us is that you're actually part of the show. So you have to listen to it. You're not, you're not some asshole who hates us and never listened to the show. I'm only here to ruin this shit. I think we do a good job of that on our own. Kevin Holly sent me sabotage. Doesn't need any help to be ruined.
Speaker: So listen, earlier it was among no resolve, the band. Yeah. They were here. They're pretty good, dude. Have you ever seen them live?
Speaker: No, I've never I've never seen No Resolve. I love No Resolve. You're actually pretty good. State of Mind is another band that sounds a lot like No Resolve and they do a lot of similar type music and the covers and stuff like that. No, I really like those guys and that song that I played before when we went to break hasn't gotten us in trouble, but I've played No Resolve and State of Mind before and it's gotten us in trouble. Can y 'all hear me? Yeah. Okay, good.
Speaker: I mean, we feel lucky. Oh, he's been triggered again. We did this Saturday night. You want to do it again? No. Let's do it again. It's different. Come on. You OK, man? You OK? I'm not on my bullshit. I'm just making sure you're OK. Jay OK? Yeah, he's fine. OK. Jay, you OK?
Speaker: Your daughter okay? Triggered. Your daughter okay? Yeah, she's good. You okay? I'll be thinking so, but something never steals a monkey from that man. You know, I got you. Nah, not this one. Not this one. Say the word. Jeffrey! Yeah?
Speaker: Since you're over there on the fly with all your buttons and magic tricks, give me that scene from the town. I think we deleted it. We did delete it, but give it to me. OK. I didn't know what happened, but I want it. You went right into that shit, didn't you? I did. I did that on purpose. Give it to me, Jeff. How many times have you said that? Give it to me. Oh, not very often.
Speaker: It was like, give me that sweet man. Because we're French. Hey, much like your current wife. That's adorable. You think you're the only clit. She is.
Speaker: Oh, ****. Loose clips, sync clicks. Wait. Wait, what? That's one of my best friends in the whole world, bro. They're going to have to be nice to her. Who's one of your best friends in the whole world now? Yeah, lots of Lusa and Lisa. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know. That's what I was saying. Like, I was, I
Speaker: I was hesitant because I thought you guys were still really cool. Like we can give her a ride home from work before we started this show. Yeah, I know.
Speaker: Yeah. And we're good. Yeah. No, I thought you guys were cool. Like you guys even, I mean, even from we're great friends, we just can't be together, bro. Yeah. Even, even from, from like, I remember when, when everything started to go down, you guys were for the most part, well, you know, from back then you guys were still pretty cool. It just was one of those things. Yeah. No, I know. I might've missed out of a lot of things in between.
Speaker: But I thought you two were still, we're still pretty cool and still pretty close. You know, you just. Because I understand because we didn't get along, it's not personal. That's where people go wrong is they take that shit personally. Yeah. I mean, that's a, that's a grownup decision to make. I mean, sometimes, you know, sometimes people just aren't meant to be together no matter how hard you try and or anything like that. But it doesn't mean that because you weren't meant for this relationship doesn't mean you weren't meant for this one.
Speaker: I don't throw away good people because some shit didn't work out. I'm friends with all my ex -girlfriends, the only friends I got. They don't know it. Just because you send them creepy messages at two o 'clock in the morning don't mean you're friends.
Speaker: I tell Jeff. I've learned a lot tonight. I don't know who my friends are, but I'm a pitcher. Yeah, you transitioned. You transitioned tonight on this show. I did? Welcome to Nonsenseable Nonsense. We are woke. And we accept your transition. And now he's transitioned to a pitcher.
Speaker: We're educational too. Not only are we diversified. We teach motherfuckers what not to do. And not only are we accepting, but we allow people to be who they are on our show. What other show has a drunk, a black dude, a nerd, and a fucking method? None. What's this show on Netflix with the crazy ass family?
Speaker: The Chinese. What's that show on Netflix with that crazy ass family? Beef? That came out a couple of years ago. Or that one that came out with the mom from... What the hell are you talking about, Tony? You like gave us no help. Context would be nice. Yeah. You know that one show that came out on Netflix? Meth hits.
Speaker: I'm looking to my right now. Jeff is struggling trying to find that clip. No, I got the clip. I gotta edit it. We got ourselves like we got ourselves a bona fide producer and Jeff with his. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. He's a boner. He's a boner. It's this thing that you touch. In the words of Kip Langer, she's only 17. Wow. Really good. Yeah, I don't blame you, Tony. I'm out too. Yeah. In the words of, well, never mind.
Speaker: Benny, Benny Mardones was like, uh, Hey, you're my neighbor and you're 15. What's up? How you doing? Jeff, all I got to say is you remember what happened to Freddy Krueger? I don't because he was creeping on them fucking preschoolers and the parents burning his ass up. Good thing. I don't work in a preschool.
Speaker: You don't work at one but you was accused of him when he did it, right? Well, in the original Nightmare on Elm Street, yeah, it was an accusation that wasn't true. But in the new Nightmare, when they rebooted the movie, and the guy who stepped in for Robert Engle or England, he was actually a pedophile.
Speaker: So, okay. Or not new nightmare, but the reboot of Nightmare on Elm Street, they made him out to be a pedophile, but are like a real pedophile. But in the original Nightmare on Elm Street, it was just an accusation. It wasn't true. That's why he came back to take revenge on the kids because the kids all lied and the parents believed it. I see. If they lied, I mean, he's accused.
Speaker: Whoa, you okay? They lie. Well, I mean, the original Nightmare on Elm Street that came out in the 80s was kind of prophesitical for today's era or today's... Massive prophesitical. The world we live in today, you're no longer innocent until proven guilty. You're guilty until proven innocent. And even after you're proven innocent, you're still guilty.
Speaker: And accusation is enough, which is bullshit. And accusation is all you need. That's bullshit. But on the accusation, Danny Masterson, who was in, he played Hyde in that 70s show and he was on the ranch. I saw that story yesterday. He was found guilty of two charges of rape.
Speaker: That's hard to do these days. Yeah, he was found 100 % guilty even though he found Scientology and thought Scientology was going to save his ass. I mean, it does, but they get away with a lot of things. I mean, at least the Remy did that whole ass documentary interview about Scientology and it was wow.
Speaker: She used to be a member of that cult. Well, that cult's in your backyard, Stan. Yeah. It's not a cult.
Speaker: the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the
Speaker: And you can make a safe assumption about it being down in Clearwater because isn't it what John Travolta lives?
Speaker: John Travolta lives there. Tom Cruise lives there. Some of their, their, his house is phenomenal. Yeah. Like that's, that's too good. Shit. That's what I'm talking about. Don't put those guys moving like 10 different places. Yeah. But, but, but Tom Cruise and are your, your two heaviest hitters in Scientology right now. And they both call Clearwater home or that, that, that Clearwater area, they call it home down there.
Speaker: I'll go Eggie's house right now. I'm fine. I just have to... What? I didn't say that shit. I said I'll Eggie's house right now. That is the wrong clip. What? You're literally moving. I've been moving. I've been moving. I won't tell a snore twice. I bet you would. So Scientology, that shit's cool, right? You're the one that I want.
Speaker: I can't tell you what it is. You can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people. Who's God we're gonna take? Between me and Toni, all day, every day. I'm a fucking nose goddamn well. I'm ready to ride on. I'm ready to ride for his ass any day, all day. Now ride his ass.
Speaker: I had to put it out before Tony got on me. Tony. Jesus. Before Tony. If I got a call, we in trouble. Tony, I didn't mean to like that. I didn't snore twice. Stop it, Tony.
Speaker: Y 'all got too many homosexual tendencies for me. I know how these two jackasses are. Yeah, absolutely. That's a conversation, me and Tony, all day, every day. Shit. I got his ass. Shit. No, no, no, but for real. Shit. Fuck around and find out, man.
Speaker: Man, have y 'all watched Mayor of Kingstown? Speaking of Jeremy Renner, ride or die? Spoiler alert, PSA. Where is it on? Paramount. Spoiler alert, PSA. Some of you assholes might not believe it, but that's the goddamn truth. When it comes to me, I can't speak for Tony, but for me personally, if this motherfucker called me at two o 'clock in the morning and said, hey, I need you down here, I'm on my way.
Speaker: If you text me, you up. Yep. I try not to call people. Y 'all don't know. Oh, I try not to. I'm the same way, dude. Shit. I'm a lone wolf all day, every day. I'm just talking about the bail money. I shouldn't be calling you. Shit. Fuck it. We ain't locked up together. You mean it's crazy as these days bail isn't guaranteed? That's a spoiler alert for your ass.
Speaker: I look at it like this, we ain't locked up together, it ain't worth it. That's a quick call. I thought it was in a payphone. Yeah, I've done that a couple of times. That's my mentality. I've always been like that. I've always been like that because, you know, real talk, you know, the people that I've always thought I could depend on and I could rely on when
Speaker: Push comes to shove. Yeah, when push comes to shove, man, they weren't there. And that's why I have that. Some people can't be as we get more, as we get older, we have family. Some people can't be there. Yeah, you know, I've always, you know, for most of my life, I've had that lone wolf mentality. You know what I mean? When you can't be there, it's about being there when you can. Yeah. Move to a place where you don't have anyone.
Speaker: and you've learned to rely on yourself 100%, which is what I've had to do for the past, well, for the first 10 years here. And then it might be right or die. And Jeff, I mean, in conversations that you and I have had, you know that's like fucking true to a T for me. If I call myself between you and morning, I'm not answering.
Speaker: I wouldn't answer if you call me at two o 'clock in the morning either. I'm not snoring. I say two things. Somebody better be dead or I better be ready to go kill somebody because it's two o 'clock in the morning. Stan, I'm not snoring. Stop calling me. I heard you click. TV show and Netflix to have William Macy in it.
Speaker: Shameless. Thank you. That's talking about. Yes. Okay. I've actually I've actually been. I'm getting ready to start watching it. So, no spoilers. I won't give you. I watched it a few years ago. Y 'all can have it. My daughters were watching and I was like, whoa. Y 'all shouldn't be watching this and then it was it was like I'm they were already like four seasons deep into Shameless. I'm like, fuck. Are you serious? You know, we can hear your show, right?
Speaker: He's got a point. You guys can hear me? Fuck. I didn't face probably the whole time. Jason said, Dan, your show's on YouTube. I said, yeah, don't watch it. Cash was in here earlier when we were talking about graping. It's all in the chat. Yeah, it's all. But he, I mean, he doesn't know what the hell we're talking about. Shit. No, he doesn't. Two things kids understand from birth, cursing and sex.
Speaker: He was more wrapped up in the fact that he fell and scraped his knee today and his knee was hurting so he was laying down. That's when he cursed. His fucking sisters sound like some fucking retailers. Both of them girls irritate the fuck out of me with their mouth.
Speaker: I'm like, dude, I get all of them. I'm like, what? Do you know how you sound disgusting? Stop talking like that. Yeah, no. I mean, when I was on ship, you, the mouth that would come out of some of the guys on ship because, you know, it's literally just a bunch of dudes. Yeah, when you're on the mouth, that would come out of some guys, huh, Jeff? No, no, no.
Speaker: these these where I can blow my best friend named Davey like a sailor. I'm gonna let them **** you up. You ain't worried about the **** like a sailor. Holy **** those guys. Calm down. Wish version of the Coast Guard. I'm gonna let them **** me. Yeah. Maybe the wish version of the Coast Guard.
Speaker: I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I keep waiting for him to ascend. First and foremost, if somebody in the military, whatever branch they're in, if they get butt hurt,
Speaker: over a joke we made. Yeah, exactly. That means they weren't in the military because all we do is it's kind of like being on the show. Like I wasn't in the military, but I've got a lot of military friends. Unfortunately, I was not in the military, but I've got a lot of military friends, two of my closest friends being Jeff and Donie. And that's what you guys do.
Speaker: I was hanging out with some friends of mine down in Charleston. And these were guys that were Army, Marine, Air Force, Navy, Coast Guard. We were all hanging out. What do you name dropping? These guys were just fucking
Speaker: that's why we're ripping on each other. Oh, yeah. We're and then I I chimed in like I the door like like I've seen my my spot and I made a joke and I was like, oh **** I'm sorry. And they're like, really? What the **** are you apologizing? You're like, that was weak sauce. Get the **** out of here. No, no, it was a good one. You need to come right and get the **** out. Yeah, it was a good one and
Speaker: And they're like, and Tony backed me up. They're like, no, we're sorry. You thought that was funny. I'm not Kevin Hawley. Harambe, am I right? Harambe, everybody. But when you're in the military, yes, we can rag on each other all day, but push comes to shove and somebody starts talking shit about the military in general that we've been together.
Speaker: Yeah, I call those friends. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You can't make it through the basics. You can't make it through your test school. You can't make it through your first enlistment. You can't make it through retirement. You can't say shit. The military sounds like this show. You just can't make it. The benefits are better.
Speaker: better. I'm talking about I'm talking about the bust in each other's balls. We'll bust each other's balls all night long. Exactly. It's it's that's that's it's it's no. I was actually talking to uh uh my brother the other day. This show is he's he's in a biker club. There's only one. Okay, super. Your brother's in a gay biker club. No, my my
Speaker: And he was talking about the fact that, you know, these guys, if you mess with one, you mess with all. And it's very similar like this. 47 brothers and sisters. My oldest brother, one of his gang is a $3 bill. This guy could stand on the Golden Gate Bridge and you could be in New York and go, yeah, that dude.
Speaker: Uh, is he a member of, uh, scooters of anarchy, the scoots of anarchy with you? You mean a ducky? Yes, queen. I got my best spa. The club he's in is called the usual suspects. Oh, I know those guys.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. And and we were talking about the fact that it's it's a it's a full on brotherhood. Like, you fuck with one, you fuck with all and it's supposed to take it anyway. Welcome. Welcome. Just a full on brotherhood. Hold on. Hold on.
Speaker: He got the Tony D approval. Tony said, this motherfucker. Welcome to the family, Stan. He's googling comebacks to. No, I actually have something for Tony. And I think we love Tony D. Tony D is the best.
Speaker: anybody else says Tony D's the best. We'll see y 'all creeping. Am I right, Tony? Am I right? Fucking white people. I'm not gonna lie about that shit. Don't fuck them up. You know how many times I say that on a daily basis, Jeff? I think Tony and I were talking about this Monday night.
Speaker: You know, I got a friend of mine, a very good friend of mine. He's half my age. He's a young cat. He's a black kid. And we, everybody knows, like we think as thieves. And, and, and that's, I got a pimp. That's, that's how we introduce each other. This is my brother from another mother of color.
Speaker: And every time he finds something on the internet with fucking white people being white people, he's like, I'm like, I ain't got shit, man. Fucking white people, bro. Like, in general, not all of them, but in general, they're terrible. Like, for real, they're selling all this shit. I won't say that. It's not even all white people.
Speaker: I don't give a fuck if Tony's out here or not. I've been saying this shit for years. They're terrible in general, not all of them, of course. We are terrible. Because in society, they have the least culture, they have the least, like, white people's culture is the worst, bro. We have the best culture. We do? Yeah, because we steal everybody else's culture and make it our own.
Speaker: Yeah. And then they got to stop saying because we started doing it. I guess now granted white people were white. I mean, if historically white people for having braids because white people had braids before anybody else historically, educate yourself. Do it. Tony. Don't want to listen to it. You ain't got no hair. You don't have no dog in this fight. You don't have no hair. What now?
Speaker: You ain't know me. You only got no hair either. You have no dog in this fight either. I got no hair, no teeth. I'm blank. Calm down, West Virginia. I'm gonna need a West Virginia to sit this one out. That's fine. You can see me right now. Let's go for this one. West Virginia. We gotta know. White people be fucking shit up. We really do. Can you feel what I'm saying?
Speaker: I mean, I don't feel what you're inserting, so. You have no idea how much I miss whistling. That's the cock pocket that's whistling. This comes out as spittle. It's like, what the fuck? You're going to let that guy hold him nice with the bass. Come on. I got to whistle with a pin.
Speaker: Stan's got a cock pocket in his mouth. Go dark sweat stains. I'll do it right now, motherfucker. Take them fuckers out. You make five bucks. Just so you know, I'm going to copyright the cock pocket.
Speaker: If you're missing teeth, that's a cock pocket. Copyrighted by Glick. May 31, 2043. That's a cock pocket. Men or women, if you're missing your front teeth, it'll forever be known as the cock pocket. I'm going to be ready to go watch minds. Yeah, I don't blame you. What?
Speaker: spin -off to sons of anarchy. Am I the only one that cockblasts himself? Yes. I try. No, you're doing a damn good job. You're doing a damn good job. Nearly, bro. I mean, cricket time. You're going home. You're going to bed alone. I like going home. Me? Stand, break, and let go. What the fuck I am?
Speaker: Oh, wow, Jeff. Jesus. Yes. You can't copyright it. Sorry. I already wrote it. Look at it. Right above the O. We'll share the copyright, Jeff. I already put that up there. No, I literally just googled cockpockets.
Speaker: I copy -wrote it. It is what it is. I copy -wrote it. I copy -wrote it. I don't blame you. It's in the collection area, Stan. Look it up. And if you need help finding it, click it. www .clickit .com. You got to click it before you stick it.
Speaker: I agree
Speaker: She she she is authoring the Glictionary with all the Glickisms like Regliculous or um Glickalicious Glickalicious Glicktastic Glicktastic her favorite a Glickgasm
Speaker: She might've fallen asleep. She took her meds. She might be asleep, but I'll call her back here. And Glick as in was the new one. Glick. You don't want to like, well, like one of the, one of the producers or executive, whatever for justify is a Glick Mark Glick.
Speaker: Does he claim he was the question? Oh God, no. There's a fucking, there's a workout facility for the University of Michigan. That is the, that is named, that is the Glick Field House or Glick something or another.
Speaker: Could you spray paint it over the original sign? No, no, no, no, no, no. Actually, the guy that is named after, he was an industrialist and a philanthropist. He was in the metal industry.
Speaker: Uh, and he was a, and he was a huge Michigan Wolverine fan. Uh, and they have a field house or whatever the hell you want to call it a workout facility that is named after him. It's, we call it a gym. They call it the Glick. Arc S Glick is his name.
Speaker: He must be from Cleveland. Oh, and, and, and, and, and one of the, uh, uh, Tony D, your Carolina Panthers fan, one of your 73 NFL teams that you like, there's a guy in the front office for, uh, the Carolina Panthers, who is the glue. Hey, miss Tom.
Speaker: Um, look at the cat at Michigan from Tom Glick. What's the, what's the security called? Oh, oh, oh no. Actually, you know, Tom Glick, that's what LinkedIn thing, uh, not related to Chris Arena. But yeah, there's a Glick in the front office at the Carolina Panthers as well. Well said. What, what, what's the, the Michigan,
Speaker: One building does he have named everyone? University of Michigan click You said what the fuck you talking about
Speaker: Remembering Al Glick, always great things from his front row seat, supporting the Michigan athletics. Al Glick's business card did not list any of his official titles with Al Roe Steel, founder, CEO, and chairman. Instead, under his name, it read whatever it takes. So are you writing the coattails of people with your name that you know nothing about?
Speaker: And first and foremost, at Theraglick, I'm a Glick. And there's a lot of Glicks that are called champions in this world. We are all winners. What did you win, Glick? From being murdered, massacred, and sodomized by the Nazis to glory. That is Glickfield House right there.
Speaker: I think my uncle lived there for a while. We come from Jewish royalty. Jewish heritage to be winners and I'm a **** winner. You pieces of **** Yeah. Jeff. Yeah.
Speaker: What the **** just happened? I have no idea. I don't know. It was just my rant. I know. Click just. That is the gentleman there in the middle is Al Glick. That's Al Glick. Oh, wait. Who? Who is? Hey, who is that guy? And who is that guy? Juwan Howard. Hold on. It looks like this show before I got here. That's Juwan Howard and Tom Brady. That's not Tom Brady. That's Jim Harbaugh.
Speaker: I thought it was. I know Jeff and Stan don't know who Juwan Howard is. Tony D. Do you want to know? Who is Juwan Howard? Fab five. Fab five my friends. And current head coach of the Michigan basketball team. Jim Harbaugh. John Harbaugh. John Harbaugh. Head coach of the
Speaker: Lewis Glick community ball field, this motherfucker. How Glick bought that too. Yeah. He's got a, he's got a field house and he, and he's got a baseball field. This field house is stupid. Nice. Oh yeah. The field house is gorgeous. Glicks are winners. We're champions.
Speaker: Hey, air time. Indoor the stadium. Indoor the field house. That is I was like field house. And there's your audience. The football field at the big house in that field house. That's what happens when you donate $10 million to the school. Hey, paper football feels better than that.
Speaker: Steve, you do realize your mom's still looking up abortion. Ooh, damn. I realize my dad's pullout game sucked. I know. That's why you're 40 -some years old. Your mom's like, can I still abort my child? She's so breastfeeding. What are you talking about? Nice. Tell that granny trainee to get up and get up and get up and get up and get up and get up and get up and get up.
Speaker: Keep a metal coat. All times. All right, he's gone. Tony, you all right? Yeah, watch your minds. What season is it, Tony? Final season.
Speaker: How many seasons are there? I think this is season five. Hold on. Would you say is as good or better or of sons? As good. Because when Bobby Munson died, dude, I fucking damn near lost it. Everybody did. I love Bobby Munson. That dude was funny. Not these big bands.
Speaker: But they, I mean, that's when everybody started really getting back into the show. I watched the first season skip the two and three and then watched the rest of the show. This, yeah, this, this, this, this, this show, this show started off slow as fuck. I ain't gonna lie. It was slow as hell, but they've been picking it up. But you know, I think one of the reasons they delayed it is because the boy was in Fast and Furious. The guy that's in charge now.
Speaker: Oh, he played Hector. Yeah. No, no, he didn't play Hector. He was a, Oh, okay. Dom's dad is the guy that's the lead character in this show. I see. There's the boys. You know, the big problem was I have with that show and I admit this shit.
Speaker: There's all white people. Pretty much. You hear what shit? How do you figure? They, they. I'm talking about Dawson's Creek. Final season. They let that, they, they had that. The final season. The final two seasons. The final two seasons that they did. Yeah. He was. Final two seasons. At first, they really argued about Dawson's Creek. They didn't, they didn't do anything racist on the show. And from what I understand, the original bike clothes didn't allow black people. That's why I wouldn't watch it. Well, okay. So in the charter of sons, uh, it was originally, yes, they did not allow black people.
Speaker: which is why Chibs, or not Chibs, but why Jews tried to hang himself because he found out his pops was black. Right. And look at how they did Jews at the end of the show. Didn't he get shanked? I thought he was Mexican. No, he's part black. He's actually Puerto Rican, half Puerto Rican, half black. Didn't he get shanked in prison? Yes. Yeah, I didn't even watch that show and I already know everything that happens.
Speaker: He got set up to get abused in jail. That was the price he had to pay to be back in the club. He had to go to jail and get abused. Well, no, they used it. They got turned out. You didn't get turned out. No, they used him as bait. The one that hurt me was Piney's death, Ben. Fucking Clay did Piney wrong, Rube.
Speaker: Clay was dirty, they got Clay good though. Did they have Alvarez on Mayans? They brought Chibs and Tig in on a couple of episodes and that was it. But they got a sunshine. Alvarez. Yeah, he's on - Yeah. Oh yes, absolutely. He's on his Mayans? It was his shit. It was his shit. Yeah, he's the like - Yeah.
Speaker: full president of the mind. Oh, I'm president. He was not to be fucked with. Not to be fucked with. Alvarez was a badass. Alvarez was a badass. We're obviously ignoring you, Chris. No, I know. I'm just reiterating.
Speaker: No, I was just going to ask Tony if, if minds was as good, if not better than the song. Tony said the first, the first seasons of mine was, was hard to watch. Slow as hell. Yeah. That I started to watch it and I was like, Oh. Tony D, have you started watching the boys yet? No. Why? Because I'm watching Star Trek Discovery first. Oh my God. How many times have you fucking seen Star Trek? I haven't finished it. Stan. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know how much TV you watch or if you watch TV or anything like that. Actually, I don't even know if you guys have TV down there. Wow. No. We have empty milk crates and we just stand behind it and do puppet shows all the fucking time. Were you? Okay. Well, I mean, that makes sense. That's my guy. That's my guy right there. I need you. I need you to watch the show. The boys. If you haven't already.
Speaker: Okay. It's a superhero show. But it's not it's not Marvel DC or anything like that. Okay. Dude. My mother's milk. It's the polar opposite of anything that Marvel or DC will ever put out. It is the most fucked up show on the planet.
Speaker: It's like if we, you, me and Chris decided to make a superhero movie or TV show. We put all the big shows right up front. And, you know. Yeah, in all honesty, if the four of us were superheroes, that would be our show. Oh, 100%. It's so fucked up. It's so far left field, but it is so goddamn funny.
Speaker: And as Jeff said, Jeff said it a couple of times, and I'm going to kind of dumb it down. Basically, I would be the love child of Homelander and the Butcher. That's kind of accurate, right, Jeff? Yes. Which means no.
Speaker: Cuz you cuz you cuz you said Yes means no, not the kid not the kid in the show. No, the guy. But if Homelander cuz you've said multiple times like your butcher. But you're also home letter tendencies. Yeah. So like the love child like if the butcher and Holminder had a love child, it would be me. Oh, 100%. Yeah, see.
Speaker: How pretty Newman and Madonna had a love child. It'd be me. Wait, who? The Newman and Madonna. How pretty Newman and Madonna. That's some old folk shit for your ass, right? Newman. No, no, no, no, no. Did you really just go crack on our asses?
Speaker: What? Wait, what? He said Alfrey E. Newman. I'm the lead singer in a fucking Madonna cover band. Oh, yeah, shit, right. That was old school. He told all of his... Oh, oh, Stan. Hold on, but you... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Stan, you said you're the lead singer of a Madonna cover band? Yeah. Gentlemen.
Speaker: I'm gonna leave this up to you. I got the smile. Stan said he's the lead singer of a Madonna cover band. I feel like we put Stan on stage and we put the spotlight on him and go ahead and pick him a Donna song and Stan will sing it for us. Bring it motherfucker. Don't you sing the Madonna songs up here. Do yourself a material girl there. A material girl.
Speaker: in the material world. Come on. Come on. Like a virgin. Yeah. Because I really am. I'm not a virgin. I always play when I realize. I want to hear you sing Papa don't preach.
Speaker: I'm in. Papa, don't preach. I'm in. Did you aim asleep? I heard you snore twice.
Speaker: Chris, you were talking about if we were going to if we if we created the boys or get back to being a superhero is my bad. I found Tony's character. The deep. No, no, no, no, no, no. Transition. No, no. Why? Because I'm not a pussy. He's got the attitude. That's Tony to a T.
Speaker: You got no attitude. You know what? And I hate having this conversation. You ain't got no attitude. I hate having this conversation because Tony and Stan have not seen the show. But Jeff, and I don't mean this in any form or shape of disrespect.
Speaker: But Tony would 100 % be Black Noir. Oh, 100%. Yes. I forgot about Black Noir. That's me. You're definitely Huey. You are definitely Huey. You know who Stan would be? Stan would be Frenchie. Dude.
Speaker: You're gonna shit yourself. Are those little dogs? I literally. No, not the dogs. You asked who would stand with me and I pulled this picture. Yeah. That wouldn't be standing all day. I don't look like you can drop a thunder. Tony, Tony, you guys gotta watch the boys. And like I said, and my man, and my man, Black Little War.
Speaker: I love that dude. That dude was fucking nasty. The dude was sick. But they did him so dirty. They did him so dirty. When he was in there in that old theater, fucking watching those cartoons in his head, that was fucked up. They did my man so damn good. How does he do that?
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, you guys have the first the first season of the boys is really hard to get through. It's real slow. It's real like and and you're not ready for it. I don't care how many times we tell you about it like three quarters of the way through the first season.
Speaker: Man, they start fucking you up. Boom, boom, boom, boom. And then the next three seasons or the next two seasons that follow, it's like, shit, shit, shit. You are 100 % hooked. And you're not ready. And you're not ready for anything. And I'm just... And usually if you get hooked, you're not ready. No, you're not. I guarantee you, Stan, you're not ready.
Speaker: I think you underestimate me. No. I'm telling you, you're not ready. How do you know? Because I'm one of the guys that will watch anything because it's fucked up. And I saw this and I was like, oh, I'm not ready for this. Stan said, are you challenging my readiness?
Speaker: Yeah, bro. So Jeff, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong. And I hate to put myself in this situation because again, it's gonna come back and kick me in the dick. It's gonna bite me in the ass and it's gonna be - Chris, agreed, agree or disagree? They're not ready. They're not ready. They're not ready for you, okay? They're not ready.
Speaker: but, but, but not ready for hero guys. But go ahead. What, what, you know, you guys bust on my balls and you, and you, and you, and you constantly give me shit for my, I'm a very humble guy. Okay. He looks like an update. The hero guys will do the updated version. You should get duo bro. That's all that is. No, no, but.
Speaker: You know, I'm a very humble guy. You know, I, I, I, I don't brag a lot. I don't, uh, it's not very boisterous or anything like that. But I mean, in all honesty, I'm waiting for the punch line. But I mean, they're all honest, humble, a little, a little menage a tree house, a little, uh,
Speaker: devil's tree way, if you will. You know, a couple, you know, say three guys were able to get together and make a baby. Okay. You've done that movie. I'm doing this. I'm doing this roundabout just because Tony's watching minds, but he's still kind of listening.
Speaker: I agree. To a certain degree. To a certain degree. I'm not going 100%. I'm not going all in on this. Nobody's going to the
Speaker: because and nobody's going full soldier because you you become 100 % but but you you combine the three into one. Yes, that's what I'm saying like you know what I mean? Alright, so my homework assignment is that's a hell of a drink all four seasons of the boys. I'm telling you. Well, there's only three
Speaker: So yeah, your homework assignment is to start binge watching the boys on Prime. Tony, have you seen it? The boys. Tony hasn't watched it. Tony won't watch it. It's too much whiteness. They have black people on the show. I mean, there's multiple black people on the show. I just got to say, Chris. He doesn't make it a good show. This bitch? The Nazi? Yeah, she's a full on straight up Nazi. Yeah, she's in the motherhood. This bitch is annoying.
Speaker: Hell. Oh, yeah, I don't. Homeowners. Homeowners. You know who the deep is? You know who the deep is? Who? Pizza. Hey, calm down. Oh, shit. Tell me I'm not wrong. Tell me I'm not wrong. The first scene with the deep? 100%. 100%. First, every scene with the deep?
Speaker: is Mike. So Homelander is their version of Superman. The Deep is their version of Aquaman. Black Noir is kind of like a Batman type. Yeah, I would say that.
Speaker: um he's kind of a batman what is his what is his name the the uh oh boy the fast guy who blows up you and the flash oh oh oh hold on hold on i gotta i gotta i gotta remember his name um oh boy who blows up his girlfriend fuck i can't remember his name uh queen mave is definitely a wonder woman wonder woman
Speaker: Hey, don't you shit on Queen Latifah. I didn't. He said Wonder Woman, right? Oh my god, I can say we're Queen Latifah and Queen and whoever the fuck he's talking about. I love Queen Latifah. Who the hell? Dude, speaking of Queen Latifah. No one's shit on Queen Latifah. Speaking of Queen Latifah, tell him to do it. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker: I'm going to ask you a question. That didn't happen. Living single. Oh, God bless America. Oh, hell yeah. Mm hmm. What? A train. A train. A train. Thank you. Living single. Drive me crazy. Out of the single age. Single age. Single age.
Speaker: Who would you have picked? For what? Obviously. Who would I have picked? Chris, did you see this? Who's possibly going to be showing up in the boys of season four? Sam? Magic Mike.
Speaker: I'm going. Stop stop stop ignoring me and answer my goddamn question. You're ignoring me. I'm not ignoring you. I didn't hear you. No, he said annoying him. JD Morgan joins the cast. The guy from Walking Dead. Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Oh, yeah. I did see that. I'm kinda in.
Speaker: Okay, Kim Fields, Queen Latifah, Erica Alexander, Kim Coles. Queen Latifah every day. Kim Coles, Queen Latifah, Kim Fields, and who else? And Erica Alexander. Kim Fields is pretty fucking badass, too, though. Yep, that's what I'm saying. Do you know who my favorite was on that show?
Speaker: I never watch the shelf. It's just me like, you never watch the best actress to me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker: Hold me. No, I'm not. Yeah, we're all gonna hit on all four. Yeah, I might not hit on. It was going to be these girls. I may not hit on Erica. I like him feeling bro. Cuz I feel like Erica from back when she was on facts of life. So she would have been first pick. I feel like Eric Alexander's gonna want to piss fight me in a parking lot. Canada. It says dear Canada. You.
Speaker: four ladies on that show. Your boy was fucked up over Kim Coates. She's a great actress. I loved her. She was great on that show. She was gorgeous. Man, she had me fucked up. That entire run of that show. Kim Bill's right here, right beside Eric Alexander. And in a blue dress.
Speaker: Wait, this is all the same shit. We're just, we're just respect it, Kim. Because I mean, we all, we all grow it open that same generation and, and Kim feels like, you know, we all liked her. We all had a crush on her, but man alive.
Speaker: Kim, Kim Coles. I'm sorry. I said Kim Coles. Kim Coles. That was my girl on that show. I loved her. Loved the hell out of that girl. She was a beast on that show. I loved that woman. She was killing that character. She was thick. She was good. Anyways.
Speaker: I was thinking Washington was in the living single. I didn't know that. He did one episode. Oh, okay. He was one of those guys. He had a lot of guest appearances on that show. They did have a lot of, they, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, well, Farrell was on there. When? And Dean Kane was on there. Dean Kane, yes. They brought white people on the living single. Oh, me dudes. I mean, white man, spirit.
Speaker: I'm kidding. No, I love that show man. That was my jam Fox. Fox was Fox was killing it back in the day, man. The 90s they started coming up. They had to delete 80s early 90s. They had a lock. Arsenio Hall. Martin.
Speaker: and living single. I think Arsenio Hall, Sinbad, and J .D. Walker should go on tour. Start straight next generation, 21 Jump Street. 21 Jump Street is my shit. Arsenio Hall show. Arsenio Hall, I loved Arsenio Hall. Arsenio Hall show. I looked forward to. Was it platform? Married with children. My fucking toe!
Speaker: Sorry. I love married children. I just got the notification. My reds. Boom. Since they had your reds, baby. Beat them dirty, fucking disgusting, gross, and good for nothing Bostonians. Two nights in a row, baby. Yeah. Yeah. I've been married. That shit was fucking hilarious.
Speaker: Um, but no, um, Oh, what was, uh, God damn it. Uh, Tony, the wings show, the wings, uh, sketch in living color. No, no. Yeah. In living color. They were on Fox. Yeah. No, five Martin, Marty mall. I love bro, man. Bro, man used to kill me.
Speaker: I don't know back back when it was on and hot homie the clown and frickin fire marshal bill were for what was it men on film? Oh, oh, yeah. Uh, uh, kingdom in, uh, you and ivory. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: two monster actors and comedians. I agree. Damon's Damon's son is funny as fuck too. Look at that cast. Dude, there's solid fucking talent in that whole picture right there. Yeah. Well, not to mention that, you know, in living color and living color introduced us to Will Sasso and Bobby Lee.
Speaker: Jennifer Lopez. Hey, do yourselves a favor. Google sell my right now. She's 50. I think she's 56 years old. She looks single as she did as in, in, in, from dusk till dawn, parking.
Speaker: There's something that I, do you know blood? Yes. I like, I like, I like Selma. Like I like Rosie Perez. Oh, I got a thing for Rosie Perez. Like you read about, sir.
Speaker: You gotta think you gotta think for me. I'm gonna go ahead. I'm gonna go ahead. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna pinpoint Jeff's
Speaker: weird ass obsession with Rosie Perez in in less than a minute. My cousin Benny when they put her on stand and she. She's not in she's not in she's not in that's not Rosie Perez. That's Rosie Perez. Isn't it? No, it's not. It's a to me. Oh, we're so bad. Yeah, we're saying Rosie Perez was in a Nick Cage movie.
Speaker: where he wins a lotto. He was, she was his wife. This is Rosie Perez. Yeah. Yeah. Ms. Orr -Tome, Rosie. Yeah, they're saying. No, no. Are you, no, it's not leaving Las Vegas. What is that? I know in the movie you're talking about, she was the waitress and he said, if I win, we'll split it. Yeah, exactly. Any, any, any, any.
Speaker: Fuck. Hold on. If you get your fast ass brand new computer, you're fucking cracker. I was looking. Hey, Tony. Tony, can I ask you something? What you got? What's this deal with this Erica cat? Is that a transgender person? Say what? Erica cat. Is that a training? Missed question.
Speaker: like I'm asking the question because I see them a lot and I'm trying not to be rude. Next question. Huh? So it's a landing. You going in? No, you know who I'm going to go in on is Hemi buckets. Who? Hemi buckets. You two young don't don't.
Speaker: No, I don't. Jay told me. Jay's like, get his ass. Jay told you to? Yeah, because he was talking shit about our show. And he got it from everybody else. He got it from everybody else. And Stevie was like,
Speaker: Have you ever like say, no, maybe, maybe not Sadie, but I think Stevie said something about, yeah, that's clicking from nonsense when nonsense you ever listened or something like that. And he was talking to shit like, oh, I heard that they don't, they're fucking trash and blah, blah, blah. Like I said, he heard that. You don't have to go in because he heard it. I need to go in. I'm artists. I was asking about the Erica cat thing, not out of disrespect, just like, Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: Um, he talks like he goes both ways. So I left it at that. Oh, like, like, I'm like coming at me with that shit. I'm fine. Cause I don't play that. Okay. He understands that he respects it. So I leave. That's all you can ask really. No, I wasn't asking disrespectfully. I was asking because I know you're in that community in reference to him, but I knew, I knew one show has got up. There was going to be some problems.
Speaker: I mean, talk shit. Don't talk about it. Be about it, bitches. How do you confuse Marissa Tomei here as Rosie Perez? Dude, that shit happens. I made a mistake. I made a mistake. I know. I made a mistake here, right, Jeff? I know. I do love that video. It's one time. It does happen though. Besides that scene you were talking about, fucking Joe Pesci and my cousin, Benny, is fucking brilliant.
Speaker: Joe Pesci is brilliant. Joe Pesci is brilliant in everything he fucking does. He gives you short people validation. Joe Pesci is great in everything he does.
Speaker: My motherfucker, my man. Wait, wait, hold on a second before I fuck up again. Now, where's Joe Pesci? Go get your shine box, right? Yes, sir. Yeah. Joe Pesci was nasty and good fellas. That man, he fucked me up. Wait a minute, hold on a second. Was it?
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He fucked me up in casino. Yeah. Dude, he fucking ruined me in casino. He ruined his ass in casino. He ruined me in casino. That, that, that end scene, that last, that man. Be careful. That shit.
Speaker: I love casino. I love these mob stress. I love these monster movies, but fucking casino that that last scene That fucked me up man that whole digging your own grave and then beating them to death with a ball bat Bro that wrecks me man That wrecks me
Speaker: Wow. I'm looking at the cast of Casino right now. I'll do it with a huge cast. Robert De Niro. Yup. Joel Pesci. Sharon Stone. James Wood. Don's. James Woods. Don. Right. Yeah. I always forget. I always forget. And of course, I fucking Martin put his goofy ass daughter in that movie. What?
Speaker: One of the greatest directors of all time. You don't have to put your fucking goofy ass daughter in every movie you make. Of course he does, or else you won't continue to love him.
Speaker: I'm just saying you love me. Dad, put me in there. Kevin Pollack was in that. That's right. Kevin Pollack, Joe Bob Briggs. I know you guys don't know who Joe Bob Briggs is, but me as a horror fanatic, fanatic, Joe Bob, Joe Bob Briggs is, is a underrated, underappreciated horror icon.
Speaker: But man alive, what a cast in casino. This guy? Yes, Joe Bob Riggs. Richard Rowley was in that. Who will that face, Jeffrey? Richard Rowley? I might have said it wrong. It's R -I -E -H -L -E.
Speaker: Oh, God, I know who this guy is. Is that guy? This guy is in every fucking way. Yeah, he's that guy. Move it, really? Stan, there you go. I move it verbally, and I'd like to talk to you about diabetes.
Speaker: Uh, I see you have, uh, Stan, I see you have diabetes of your testicle region. You got to put your hoodie on upside down. Did you know quick roads will cure your diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes.
Speaker: Oh, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony. Wait, I got some
Speaker: diabetes. That's funny. That's how they do before him said it. Tony's like, Tony's like, I'm not listening to Glick. I'm going to acknowledge Glick. Shouldn't I say Fight Club Sad Pit?
Speaker: I don't know. When I do, they call me. Tony Dean. You want to end the show, buddy? We know you just did. He ended the show like 30 minutes ago. Tony, Tony checked out two hours ago. What do you want to, how would you like to end the show tonight? What song would you like to play? Do it for the money. This motherfucker didn't even hesitate. He's like, I have a good. You say juice for the money. You know what's going to happen when I end the show, right, Tony? Yeah.
Speaker: You're going to say whatever you're out from. Wait, what? Tony, look at the screen. You're stupid. You're stupid. She said I wanted to D. I gave her diabetes.
Speaker: Oh, that's hilarious. That's because I got him. That's the twice I got him tonight.
Speaker: We need that clip. You know, I'm just curious. I wonder how many active credits. Brimley's got, actually. He was in the house to return the thing, the firm. Hard target. Jesus.
Speaker: End of the line? Using my fellow Americans? That might be hilarious. What the hell is happening? I thought we were ending the show. Oh, we did. We are. Chris is trying to find music. What show was he in, guys? Like the team. I have no idea, bro. Was it Silver Spoons?
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: I, I remember watching our house. Oh, I can't remember the, I can't remember the, the concept of it, but I remember actually seeing it. Just a decent family home. That's why family home with an old dad, a grandma and a grandpa. Everybody worked. Well, for Brimley was an Ewoks battle of Endor.
Speaker: He must've been one of the Ewoks. Was he really? Yeah, I'm really honored. He played Noah. N -O -E -A. He was in... What's that move with Van Dam? Hard target. Yeah, he played that New Orleans dude, that Cajun dude very damn well.
Speaker: That's right one of his last movies he ever seen them. Oh, have you heard about them? Did you hear about the Morgans? with Sarah Jessa Park Sarah Jessica Parker and What's his name? I can't remember his name this one. No Brimley's fucking genius and that he they it's about these a couple that They are in witness protection
Speaker: and Wilford Bribly is like the mayor. He was in both cocoons. He was in cocoon one in 85 and then cocoon the return in 88. He was in the thing in 82, the natural. He died of type 2 diabetes. He died of type 2 diabetes. He died from COVID.
Speaker: He was in Remo Williams. Good Lord have mercy. I love that movie. I did too. Come on. That motherfucker said he moves like a pregnant yak. I like to duck.
Speaker: I, it's so sad I didn't picture it in a pregnant yet. Damn. Oh, that's a diss. A polar. Absence on Malice. That's an old school movie for your ass, right? Yeah, it is. Polar. Howley Field. He's been up here in the chat, and I think he came up here on the show the night that I died. Oh, he came up here once. He can't come back home because his phone wouldn't take him to the computer, wouldn't do it either. That's a white cat.
Speaker: He was in the natural. He was in the firm. Tony, I'm asking a goddamn question. What do you want, you big dummy? White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white,
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you could put him down as a stone. He's trying to do something with himself. I taught them in the going back to school and finishing this shit. So he's doing it. Yeah, absolutely. They absolutely finish your shit. Sorry, you guys continue your conversation. No, I was just kind of looking at Brimley's first movie. It looks like it was borderline 1980.
Speaker: I don't. Is it in the dinosaur? Yeah. High Road to China. Remo Williams. The alleged, the story, what was it? The story continues, the alleged continues. Remo Williams. That's the original Karate Kid. No, Remo Williams was, it's the, the movie's actually called The Adventure Begins. The Adventure Begins, yeah.
Speaker: It never ended. That shit was all right at that moment. What? They never made a sequel. Fred Ward's in that. Stars Fred Ward. Oh shit. That's where I know Wilford Brimley from. He was in the Waltons. Not John Boy. What? I think that's where he got it. He was in the Waltons. It was a guest appearance for a show. From 72 to 81. Yeah, one show.
Speaker: One show did not last multiple years, from 72 to 1981. That's not one show. He played. Good, you're right. Tony D was 45 in 1772. A little unknown historical fact. Tony was the only black man
Speaker: Tony lives white in 72.
Speaker: You're going to keep **** with me. I have to tell you, your mother's still mad that I dissed and she run over your father and had you just remember that. Okay. I wish you were my dad.
Speaker: because you'd be a way better. Tony, you'd be a way better dad than my actual dad. You said they shouldn't. He would've loved me. Not when all my bearded whiteness. Tony was like, you bearded, hairy motherfucker. You were shaved. I love you. You were shaved. I hate you. That's right. But I love you. You come from my loins.
Speaker: dad you've all had a demo hey hold on a second chris comes down mother and just looks at tony and you've all had a demo
Speaker: Oh, wait. No, I got one better. I got one better. I got one better. Hold on, Jeff. Hold on, Jeff. I'm going to realize why I really hang around certain white folks. Because you're waiting for us to be canceled. But where are those white folks? I want to meet them.
Speaker: I see it. I see it. Wow. Stan, look at Tony's name.
Speaker: The show is absolutely PG. I like it when you call me big pop. You should be proud, Papa. You should be proud, Papa. Tony, I love you, buddy.
Speaker: Tony, can I, can I ask a favor for you, Tony? No, no, no. Tony, Tony, you have a TikTok, do you not? I need you to recreate this video.
Speaker: I will buy you the bike. I'll even buy you the suit. Papa Glick, don't deny me. Papa Glick, you're in trouble deep. Papa Glick. Because I made up my mind. You've got no way.
Speaker: Since Teresa's antagonisms are going to continue, I'm going to go ahead and leave this show. How is that racist? I don't know. How many of you got that racist? You said that you could be my dad. I was spending a lot of time with them to see how long we'll sit, even though I told you I had something to do. You don't care. You're going to do what you want to do. I know. I actually was like, you guys have to grab an agent. I don't know how many goddamn times I got to keep telling your ass. I love you, Jack. I love you, Jack. I love you, Jack. I love you, Jack. I love you, Jack. I love you, Jack. I love you, Jack. I love you, Jack. I love you, Jack. I love you, Jack. I love you, Jack. I love you, Jack. I love you, Jack. I love you, Jack. I love you, Jack. I love you, Jack. I love you,
Speaker: One day you're gonna shave and you're gonna pay attention to me and your life's gonna get better. Jeff, one day you're gonna - You're gonna get out of the house and start running from the lot and start lying about what you've done in life. You know what I'm saying? You're glad you're gonna teach that. All you motherfuckers are going to bed, motherfuckers are going to bed. I got a job to get to in a month. I love you, Johnny. I love you, Johnny. This is all I need to do.
Speaker: Like you made him go for milk and now he's not coming back Know my dad for 42 years and I've only
Speaker: You were hoping he would go for milk. I really was. For the last 41 years, I wish he would have went for milk. I'd probably be my real dad. He denies me. He denies you. Don't you love me? I like him already. He really called us races. Me and your dad got a lot in common. I think he did. He called us races.
Speaker: I've been trying to tell you all that. What are we doing here? How can you be racist? You have a black dad. I'm just saying. There's only one of them. Why? It's going to be a whole whole mess. Your mother said she was the worst. All right. Are we good?
Speaker: I'm going to say my militant ass for Saturday because I'm going to go. It's a Saturday. Tune in. Same nonsensical time. Same nonsensical channel. Tony D. I love you, brother. We love you, Tony. I love you, daddy. Daddy, Tony. I missed you, black Tony.
Speaker: Wait, that's racist. Wow. What? You've taken it too far. No. Thank you. This one's for you. But no, thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for listening. It was a night. That's all I got to say. It was a night. It was a dark night?
Speaker: It was a dark night. Well, I mean, it was a, it was a, it was a white night. I mean, if we do the math, right? It was like a white night. That was a quarter dark.
Speaker: It was a quarter white. It was a quarter dark. No, we do appreciate you guys. We'll be back Saturday night with a brand new episode. Same nonsensical time. Same nonsensical channel. Actually, this one's for Tony. God, that's I'm looking for a short ass song. I got one. Hold on. I got one. I just got one. Not wicked woman.
Speaker: Just for Tony. Him and his Monty Cheese Dances. Jeff, Tony, and myself will be back Saturday night. Stan will probably be drunk on the beach somewhere. No, it's not a holiday weekend. Maybe stay with me here Saturday night.
Speaker: Cause he's drunk on a beach. So are we drunk in this chair? Yeah. Just, just so you know, um, I know you said you're going to be here for Mondays and Wednesdays and night Mondays and Wednesday nights. Uh, but I will send an invite for Monday, Wednesdays and Saturdays. If you're around and you want to pop in, pop in, you can click on that link anytime during the show. You don't have to be here at 6 PM. But, um, proven that multiple times.
Speaker: Yeah. It's loose. Like your grandma. Oh, hell yeah. That shit's hot. We're in your cock pocket. What is the way? He's got diabetes. Your cock pocket's got diabetes? My grandma's pushing my diabetes.
Speaker: So fuck up. We'll just do that. Cancel. Super short, but no, we do appreciate you guys hanging out. We appreciate you guys listening. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out. Social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok hang out with us live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays on YouTube. And if you can't hang out with us live, go and shake us out anytime. Any police on Spotify. Oh, it's not a physical nonsense. My guess. Like it.
Speaker: follow it, share it, masturbate to it. And that was directed at you. And enjoy a little bit of this. Everybody seems like this band was the shortest song I could find. But everybody seems like this song or last night with their cover of Morgan Wallens last night.
Speaker: And we'll be right back. Last night we let the liquor talk I can't remember everything we said but we said it all You told me that you wish I was somebody you never met But baby, baby
Speaker: No way it was the last night that we break up I see your tail lights in the dust You call your momma, I call your brother In the middle of the night, pull right back up You're mine My friends say let her go Your friends say what the hell I wanted Take her kind of love for nothing Oh baby, last night we let the liquor talk I can't remember everything we said but we said it all You told me
Speaker: Then we said, but we said too much I know you better sit inside the door right before you laugh But baby, baby, stop this telling me this ain't over yet No way it was our last time No way it was our last night I knew you said this time you really weren't coming back again But baby, baby,
Speaker: That was good, I like that. That's old. I removed the background so it looks cooler. Yeah, that's nice. Oh shit.
Speaker: I like my new computer. Yeah, you do. Oh, man alive. What a show tonight. Yeah, we will see you guys Saturday night. Oh, I really don't have anything else to say. We'll see you guys Saturday night. Hang out with us live on YouTube. Six p .m. Live. Tony D. Thank you for joining us.
Speaker: Hopefully you're feeling better. At the end of the day. Shit. Now I got the hiccups. Un memento. Tosto most cripsos. Oh, I'm just... There you go. We're canceled, Stan. We fucked up. We canceled. Isn't that cool?
Speaker: That does that to almost any picture and then you can edit it as well So you can actually remove more of it. So like I can remove the the red outline and just have no why it's perfect I know that I didn't but like and it you're saying right you could edit but yeah, no, that's perfect. It's so Simple you literally upload the picture Download I did it with this one as well
Speaker: that one has a whole story behind it. Yeah, it's racist. I said, I said, I should talk amongst yourselves. And I walked away and all I heard was, yeah, we fucked up. Well, we have the cancels then on, so we got that to be, be fucked up. We be fucked up. We definitely got canceled. Now thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. I hope you enjoy the show tonight.
Speaker: Tony D, appreciate you stopping by. Now you weren't feeling the greatest. Oh, damn, I got some asshole shit behind me. Yeah, see, that's what happened. Jeffrey, I love you, brother. Love you, sir. Good show tonight. Stand down, Dale.
Speaker: whatever. I've been waiting for this for a long fucking time. Just so you know, we've talked about this. We've chit -chat about this and I have been waiting for this moment for for for years where you and I got to do a show together. So how disappointed are you?
Speaker: I'm not disappointed at all. Actually, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm still very excited for this and I'm, I'm happy. It's finally happening. We haven't even started. I got Stand Down Day on the show. Like Stand Down Day was a part of our show, you know, like, holy shit. We haven't started. We're good, man. You got a good crew.
Speaker: Yeah, no, we're we're still we're we're still in the building out stage. And like, you know, this is like just blowing my fucking mind that you're here. And I'm excited for it. I'm happy for it. And I look forward to all the shows that you're a part of. So, you know, thank you. I love you, man. I always have. Well, I'm a part of not so much, but, you know, I love you like Marisa told me.
Speaker: Either way, they're both legal. Yeah, they're way more than legal. No, no, I, Jeff, Stan and I have talked about this quite a bit and the timing was never right. And now all of a sudden it's like kind of happening and I gotta kind of hold back a little bit because
Speaker: It's going to be fun. It's absolutely going to be fun because we're not changing. I mean, Jeff and I had this conversation and Jeff and I have this conversation a lot where we are who we are. Yeah. Well, I don't think we could change because we're, we are. I mean, this is us. I mean, I'm, I'm just saying.
Speaker: I'm excited for this. I'm excited for you to be a part of this. I'm beyond ready for you to be here on a regular basis. You know, I got nothing but love for you. I love you, man. You know,
Speaker: there's no denying the amount of love that I have for you. It's mutual. And the respect that I have for what you've done and what you've created in the past, I don't even know what the hell their shirts say. Their shirts actually say, peace out, A, downtown. Nice. Yeah, I got you, baby. We're good, man. I agree 100 % and feelings are mutual for sure. And the fact that you got two great co -hosts,
Speaker: that don't annoy the **** out of me is a plus. Wait, what? I'm I'm looking for those. I mean, Jeff is the **** out of me since I was 15 years old. But as I've stated multiple times, I'm like a fungus. I can't. I'm like, I'm like,
Speaker: but you do need to get to disclaimer though. The thoughts and words of same day would be not resemble nonsensical nonsense. Oh shit. I got to, I got to send you guys this. I found, so I wanted to do a hat. Are we still live? They don't care. Yeah. Fuck them. But it's got the, it's got like the movie, the movie rating on the front of it.
Speaker: So it wasn't a hat. It was a meme. So I want to make that hat and then put nonsensical nonsense on the back. But it's like rated R for lightweight. And I'm like, oh, that would be a perfect nonsensical nonsense hat.
Speaker: Yeah. So I'll. Yes, that's the hat. Oh yeah. Once again, you ask and you shall receive. I like the new computer, Jeff. Choose the new computer.
Speaker: Thank you. I appreciate it. My glass is empty because I run out of coke. But with that being said, thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you Saturday night. Maybe Stan will be here. Maybe Stan won't be here. Maybe Stan will be drunk on a beach somewhere. I don't know. Maybe. No, it's not like a regular occurrence, bro. It was a fucking holiday weekend. You're goddamn whatever. I love you, Stan. I love you, baby. Yes. Yes, sir. I'm starting to love you.
Speaker: It'll be the worst mistake you ever make I'll make you live to regret it. I'm just saying But you know what we need to get is Well for barely we need that motherfucker on the show
Speaker: I need to find that clip. Right now? No, not right now, obviously. OK. It takes me a good five minutes to edit something. But we need to really keep it into my jerk off time. Parental advisory. Yes, absolutely. We should do that at the beginning of the show right before I come on and crack the beer. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you come on. No, I'm going to keep that one. I didn't think about it until just now. So as soon as our mission is done, you can fire that up. Yeah.
Speaker: I can't say that. That's not a very woke up issue. No, it's not part of the BFGQ LMT. Apostrophe means slash. Right. It is a plus now.
Speaker: don't know if I don't know if Tony D got to say it because Tony hates me but and the words of Tony D mother had you mother made you mother **** you and the words of our guy the one and only I I deleted it already but the one and only
Speaker: me down. Say with your chest. Say with your chest. That's a better one. I like that one. I like that. I got a couple of them. Jeffrey. Deuces. Yeah. Stand down Dale. What do you want to let these people know before we leave?
Speaker: you. It's time to beat the wife and kick the dog, bitches. Yeah, that's what I wanted. That is what I wanted. Well, you heard him. You heard him there, ladies and gentlemen. There's only two, there's only three things left to do. Be good. Hit the button. Shut up, Jeff. You premature, you premature, truly ejaculated on my outro.
Speaker: I mean, I wish you would. Can I, can I, can I say my answer, Jeff? Jeff? Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. I found the best one. Can I, can I, can I say my answer? Sure. Is that okay with you? I suppose. Or twice, Jeff. Or Stan. Fish out of water. Be good. No. Or be good at it. Goodbye, motherfucker. The dog's right here. It's ready.
Speaker: The button is thinking love you guys. Let me stay
