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Speaker: Angry Michelle Obama says USA so racist she couldn't wear braids as first lady.
Speaker: In her discussion with the much derided Ellen Generous, Obama insisted that America is downright mean.
Speaker: In CNN's coverage, Don Lemon said the former first lady says that she kept her hair straight so her husband's administration could focus on other issues and not her hair.
Speaker: Anything to distract us from her wang.
Speaker: Hey, if I'm wrong, I'll admit it and apologize.
Speaker: It's not like her career of accomplishing nothing will be ruined.
Speaker: America is so mean, they let Barack Okami run for two terms of office.
Speaker: Barack Okami hasn't been president for how long?
Speaker: Why haven't you been wearing braids every day since then, oh oppressed one?
Speaker: About that, America is mean.
Speaker: This is what you think of the American people?
Speaker: That they're so weak-minded, so short-sighted, and in your words, so mean and racist, that in your specialness, think that your hair is what Americans give two shits about?
Speaker: That's insulting.
